Intel Room Edition>NewsSummer Update is live: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=249054Misc fixes & more bullet bodygroups: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=250718SFM Repo leak: https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/533767652/#534116318>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.dev/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA/EU/AUS/Asia)Konata: konata.tf (EU)>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://tf2huds.dev/Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Community Server Browsers: https://serverbrowser.tf/ | https://thegabenzone.github.io/truequickplay/#/serversCreators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>Competitive News & Events: https://teamfortress.tvLobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>538573506
this image has a lot to do with tf2. worst op 0/10
3 NIGASON CART
>>538761356what do you even do mgeing against a pyroI'm struggling to come up with a way that makes it fun
>>538761985literally you pick anything you want. any map, any loadout, anything that you think can bully me. i don't care about it "being fair". I just want to train myself against it. I just go distinguisher/flares. All I want is to play hard
WIFI IS MAKING YOU INFERTILE
EricEricEricWhere is the update????
Did Zesty win yet?
EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
>>538763098fuck you, i'm in need of pyro attentionbut for real, pyro is like the only game that has an actually parry mechanic in it that doesn't feel like shit and that's why i love it
>>538763245>an actually parry mechanic in it that doesn't feel like shitDemokn*ght players beg to differ
>>5387626942 more weeks
>>538763368i don't know what that is so shut uphow about you all fight me instead
>>538763517it's taking too long...
How?
>>538763957uhh...
>>538764068opened the game for the first time during blue moon, played long enough to get two crates, never actually clicked "view new items" notification. didn't play again until just now, and then clicked "view new items"
>>538763957Is that shupo ok?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
>>538765116>>538764916>>538761802it's here
>>538764816just going through mann up mode
Anybody have a link to that 4v4 PASS Time practice jump map? I can't find it.
man why do i always get hyperaware enemies when i'm just trying to annoy engies by sapping their tele at spawn over and over and over and am not even playing him the regular way otherwise :(
>>538766487Die
>>538761667WHY is Heavy carrying the Dispenser? He can't do that! Engi's right there!
>>538766698haha fuck you lol *snort snort*
>lower sensitivity by 0.1>start fragging harderhuh?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1DTwWECtuM>this guy (who definitely posts here) thinks Demoman is respectedhe's not, Demospam players are cringe
>>538768147Valvecels will never admit it but Tavish Finnegan DeGroot is a blatant wokie DIE character, for he is a nigger being cast as a red-head European and is overpowered as shit.Impotent goyim.
I <3 /tf2g/
>>538768147demospam is peak tf2 fun however
>>538768469
>>538768715peak tf2 fun is -150
Is it just me or is it way easier to frag with the Loose Cannon than the other grenade launchers, stock especially? 2hrs of 2fort and I get 80 kills with it (no stickybomb launcher) Can't imagine getting those numbers with stock, or maybe I just suck.
>>538769198also trve
>>538769224N-N-NO CHUD THERE'S NOTHING SUPERIOR ABOUT A 141-DAMAGE SCORCH SHOT AND DETONATOR TOGETHER IN THE SAME WEAPON ZESTY BAN THIS INCEL QUICK BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE
>short circuit is op because it shuts down two classes (even though the other one has a shotgun and the weapon takes a million metal to use)>sniper is op because he can shut down the game (by killing one guy at a time?)>meanwhile
>>538769963Zesty please ban Medic altogether in your Retro Nostalgia Vanilla Team Fortress 2 Experience.And keep Sniper despite what those woke liberals say about you being the figurehead of anti-Sniper sentiment, just to prove them wrong.
cocksucker took 20
Zesty.Release. The. Empstein. List.
>>538770387that konata has a cock
>>538770526So do you, faggot.
>>538770557wowhow do you know?
>>538770526*gluk gluk gluk*
>>538770557I don't think you know me
>So do you:X
It's only been a few days already and even with a second map added I'm not really hearing anyone talk about the Randomizer mode
>>538770116many are saying this
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3564356451>Halloween map where there are giant bricks that crush you to deathI'm not sure who has this phobia but I guess I can kind of respect UEAKcrash for trying something new
>>538771456
What if the syringe guns could heal teammates the same way the crossbow does? The crossbow provides burst healing while the syringe guns can dish out sustained healing at range. I'd give them reverse damage falloff like the crossbow but maybe that would be too strong
>>538771456Whoa it's Whomp's Fortress
>>538769963medics are genuinely a joy to be around thoughever
>>538771456>blacked eventSISSYcrash still trying to get his fetish in the game. Sigh.
>>538771456what does this image have to do with TF2?
>>538768469LOL
>>538771456WEAKCrash seething his quarry map didn't get added this summerYes I'm aware he worked on Mannhole
>>538766402When the Discord I mean "regular 4Channel /vg/ General" is only memes, pedophilia, and farming the occasional kiwi.
bot malfunction?
what SHOULD my interp be at? should I customize it per class? I have>cl_interp 0.015>cl_interp_ratio 1for demo and soldier, then>cl_interp 0.0303>cl_interp_ratio_2for all other classes.but I don't remember what my old settings were, and it feels like I can't hit shit with huntsman now so maybe I fucked something with the interp ratio? what do you guys use for these values?
He's so perfect bros
>>538773664I have>cl_interp 0.0325>cl_interp_ratio 1but idk anything about these things
>>538773664Shotguns (including miniguns) and pistols have NEVER been kind to me and I've always just been on lower lerp possible (interp 0, ratio 1). Mastercomfig's default per-class placebo trash hasn't made a difference (except making projectile classes laggier) neither has ratio 2.Game just sucks desu ne.
People will say that /tf2g/ is dead or not great but other generals are legit worse. I actually like shupo and zesty posters because at least theyre relevant to the general. pic related is dead by daylight general and it happens daily
>>538774984Dead by daylight is almost xivg levels of puke, tf2g is so much better in comparison.
>>538774984This entire board fucking sucks, more news at eleven
>>538774984/vg/ (also known as Reddit, *chan, and Discord) needs to be nuked wholesale. And then make sure to actually enforce the alleged no generals rule on /v/ (Safebooru) proper.
>>538775279>enforce the alleged no generals rule on /v/they do
>>538773664Yes, you should customize it per class split by projectile and hitscan. I found that my hitscan aim felt far more consistent once I started to usecl_interp 0.045cl_interp_ratio 3I seem to remember trying a higher interp on Soldier, Demo and maybe Pyro and it was unplayable, so just stick withcl_interp 0.015152 cl_interp_ratio 1For them.
>>538774984>unironically like the pedophile>complaining.ok
bot malfunctioning again
>comment an item in the workshop about the paint region >authors lisent and makes a second style for it>it becomes much betterFeels goods to find a workshopper who doesn't go ballistic and actuallyrespond positively to criticism.
>lisent>actuallyrespond
Barron... mtye...
>>538776775fug
>>538761667https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcUmIxKJfeo
>>538776606Crazy thing is that they're probably still part of the doxxporium
>>538775873But when I try to change my settings mid-match it tells me to reconnect or go to spectator
>>538778632You have to set up individual class .cfgs, the settings, binds in them will be automatically applied when you switch to that class even while connected to a server. You can use this to automatically change sensitivity by class, apply certain keybinds to some classes but not others etc.
>>538779514I know, but I thought you just couldn't run interp commands mid-match no matter what
POV: You join a community server that you're a regular on circa 2009 and are greeted by all of your friends
>>538779935I don't know how it works, I would guess that it considers you to be spectating while on the class select menu. It definitely does work via class .cfgs.
>>538779975I don't have any trans friends though..
That demoman is a nega
>>538779356
>>538780824if you had online friends in 2009, at least 25% of them will be trans now
>>538781252trvth nvke sadly
Did a revamp of my battle medic secondary
>>538781118
>>538781859I'm confused. Does the uber change replace the medigun's previous uber effect, or stack on top of it?
>>538729612>>538729882We actually had 2 tf2g mappers post here for the mvm update>>537710676>>537914029
>>538782559the new zealand map is cool, hope it comes with new zealiums
>>538782298its a secondary that acts like a melee (as weird as that sounds) so it has its own uber effect.
>>538783092How does it heal people then? Is the charge rate the same as the defaul medigun?
>>538783452bonk teammates with stick and it heals them overtime, bonk enemies with stick and it harms, repeated bonks amplify effects. can't get more specific than that with out it devolving into stat bloat
>>538783998Sadly you might need to if you want to accurately describe how this thing functions. It's a lot to take in.
Hey how come Boom and Spindel don't play on Zesty Germany, which unlike all other three servers is filled 24/7?
>>538785127Literally who are all three of those names
>>538779356geg
>>538785546We need more of those (edits I mean haha ^^)
>>538785127>is filled 24/7no it's not
>>538785127Spindel's bot is the only thing that remains of him and Boom and his diapered dom aren't here either
>>538779356>removed from reddit>removed from 4chinwcyd
steam friends
>>538768469steam friends...
>>538787507
>>538787507Stream friends
storm fronts
>https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3566434696>removed the joke dev textures>removed the swearing from voicelines>shitty halloween art pass>removed death counters and events>vscript mentioned in capscasual ready btw
>>538789192soulless version
>>538789192>Trainsawlaser is BACK. Fully artpassed, completely revamped, entirely new voice overs, finally brought into the modern era. We have taken the original and brought it new life, with a "classic" style artpass fitting of it's age.Reads like something straight out of the desc for a netflix remake that removed "icky" things
>>538789192that map was ugly as fuck and i have no problems with this revamplike it had a fucking obama joke
>>538789192As much as I love goofy custom maps, transawlaser was the most obnoxious shit ever. They should've forgotten about it.
>>538790491nokeep posting pics though
>>538790534Why should he?
>>538790491i'll consider it if you post female blaziken pics
>>538790893because i said so
>>538790930this
>>538791950then die alone
>>538792047working on it
>>538791950post females nigga
>>538792423if you want porn then just google porn
>>538793865ok no mge then
>>538793994nigga do you think i don't have that
>>538793865I come to tf2g for the custom tailored, poster selected porn experience
>>538794257I'll make bird-themed porn sounds if you PLAY THE FUCKING GAME
>>538793865>google pornI'm not 12, I'm not doing that
>>538794078just post it already, or enjoy begging the whole night
>>538794481>>538794508i could ban evade the jannies if i wanted to. i'm very much old to 4chan. but like...why? i just wanna game
>>538790491Give us your id/ and post male Pokemon.
>>538794982Bro you posted a pic with blaziken's full-ass cock and balls stop pussying around
>>538795194it's deejaytheburd and it'll alwys be blaziken
>>538774631All miniguns are hardcoded to hit their victims through walls and/or a full half-second into the past. This behavior is clearly observable through actually playing the game. Stop playing Valve games.>>538795343Where?
>>538795349Is 66.85.80.163:27090 acceptable
>>538795476>>538791950and don't pretend that's SFW
>>538795706nigga what the fuck is thatwhy are you sending me IPs
>>538795778It's a server, autist. "SG-Gaming.net | MGE | AllClass/NoElo".
>>538795761If it was a foid then it would be considered SFW by the [respectable 4chan moderation staff]. Just look at /v/.
>>538796084Test out that theory by posting blaziken boobs then
>risks a ban posting ballsack instead of sweaty blaziken ass*sigh*
>>538796314we truly live in a society
deejay just got banned lmao
Good riddance
how do cases/crates work?a case from say 2024 smissmas no longer drops now since the season is over, does that mean no more of them can come into existence? they aren't added to the official store? if not, then does that mean that all the hats/skins/etc in old cases become limited and can only be obtained through trading? am I unable to purchase several old cases/crates to get some old hats and not have to worry about prices being high and essentially burning through a finite supply of both cases and keys? seems sucky if so, what if I wanted the "gift bringer" cosmetic from the tough break case (which no longer is created), is there a finite amount of gift bringers in tf2?
>>538796914>does that mean no more of them can come into existence?yes>they aren't added to the official store?no>then does that mean that all the hats/skins/etc in old cases become limited and can only be obtained through trading?kinda but not really, you can still unbox them, and there are millions of cases available>am I unable to purchase several old cases/cratesno>what if I wanted the "gift bringer" cosmetic from the tough break case (which no longer is created)then buy or trade for it, it's cheaper than buying a key to have a chance to get it anyway>is there a finite amount of gift bringers in tf2?yes, currently there's about 28k (in public inventories)
>>538796532>blessed !vivasWho were you again? 404?
>>538796914Generally speaking, it's always cheaper to buy the item you want than to try to unbox it. This is a universal rule that only doesn't apply if you have one in a million luck. Every case item is available on the community market and you can usually buy them for cents on the dollar.
>>538797854the cp guy
>>538798087The of-age snuff film reposter. Mods have deemed me innocent of what you think
>>538798323why do you post this kind of thing
>>538797482>>538797929even if an item is cheap they're still finite, is it not concerning in the long term knowing that an item you like can deplete in quantity and raise in price as that item gets bought up and people who own it could just stop playing one day and essentially lock up that item they own thus permanently removing one from circulation?is there any finite cosmetic, not some combination of rare qualities on top of a cosmetic or a promotional thing but just a plain version, that is low in quantity due to being old andpeople owning it and never trading it?seems worrying that one day the gift bringer could just cease to be unobtainable.
>>538798656he's a pedophile
>>538799119I know it wasn't CP, but saving and posting a snuff video from a guy jerking off isn't much better
>>538798908it would have to be in the very very long term, tf2 will probably be dead before the price of the gift bringer will rise to unobtainable highs
>>538799248yeah, it's worse
WHY IS TRANNYDIC ALLOWED TO GO UP TO 225 THIS GAME IS SO ASS
this game is actually for mentally ill people the few players that arent literally retarded are either lopping off their penises or screaming nigger over and over or both
>>538798908the comparison to number of items that exist versus players that actually want to wear them makes this not concerning really. any item that has a ridiculously low ratio is also very expensive. the reality is the majority of items either sit unused in someone's backpack or are repeatedly traded by bots, if TF2 got a sudden influx of 20 million players then I'd agree with you but I don't see that happening
>>538801223
PSA: Don't drink when 1v1ing people in a game you're just coming back to. Or drink at all.
>>53880262032 years strong here without drinking. God is good
Diapered Monsters just beat DJ Chicken Nuggets (Blaziken balls) with only a single loss (Spy vs. Pyro) I spectated the whole thing.
>>538802669>>538798656
>>538802669Not even on your 21st birthday?>God is good.>>538798323
>>538802669You are gonna tell me you've never drink before? C'mon mate...
>>538803741he's too busy posting cp and fapping to gore to drink
>>538804139You keep saying that BUT I've never seen him post that+ I like my nigga viva
>>538804247he admitted to it on stream
>>538804305post clip nigga
>>538804343clipma balls nigger (white people really think nothing of castrating their pets!)
>>538804305He never admitted to posting CP.
>>538804407Again I like my nigga viva better than you
why do youtube videos of tf2 always make the game seem like so much fun
>>538804618Highly curated and edited footage where the game actually seems appealing in any shape or form.
>>538804618because they cherrypick all the parts where they aren't dying to random bullshit that the game is full of
>it's another episode of walking out of spawn, immediately being headshot by a sniper that I have no idea where he was because the kill cam shows him already next to a dispenser behind nondescript rocks>switch to heavy>can now walk out of spawn with dalokohs overheal and fists of steel without worry that i will be instantly snapped back and can actually join the fight and contribute meaningfully to my teami just want to play a different class once
>>538795778>>538795706>why are you sending me IPsare you fucking retarded?type into the console connect {ip}
>>538803019It was the theme of the rekt thread on gif. I had seen it on a /b/ draw thread and felt I needed to post it on the gif thread for others to see. It'll be one of the most significant moments in gore history. My morbidly curious brain just finds these things really interesting, is all>>538803032No, sir. No desire to drink whatsoever. Never gave into peer pressure cause I was a loner throughout my school attending years>>God is good.>>>538798323 (You)Yes, exactly. God made it so the mods lifted my ban to prove my innocence. Now I can talk about Team Fortress 2 with my Team Fortress 2 general once more :)>>538803741I've only ever had one sip of liquor without my knowledge. A classmate in high school was drinking fruit punch from an empty water bottle. Offered me a sip. After I took a small swig, he goes "tee hee I spiked it with some vodka btw". Never had a sip again
>>538804305>>538804343https://files.catbox.moe/gfbdq2.webmI never admitted to it because I didn't post that. I only post rekt, YGYL on /gif/ and TF2 related stuff here in the Team Fortress 2 general. My favorite Pyro secondary is the Detonator. I love how it makes jumps that the Scorch Shot cannot do!>>538804840What's wrong with playing Heavy? He's the best class to feed Kritzkrieg pops to! Then it's Demoman, Pyro, a massive power gap, and dead last is Soldier
>>538805394>4I swear kids are just evil because other kids are evil. Alcohol is purely rancid why would anyone ever drink it.
>>538805394>watching and saving a beheading video from a guy masturbating>"is all" "just curiosity"ok
>>538805479Why do you type like such a normie?
>>538805479what is it about pub soldiers and them automatically rocket jumping away from medics in the same server tick in which they receive uber so that they can die a literal second or two later and then complainis this just some snap reflex that soldier players grew in casual in response to something? back in like 2016-2019 this wasn't happening, towards the start of 2020 it was seldom but it seems like lockdown fucked soldier players up even more you have to uber a very, very new f2p soldier player for them to actually stay near you during it
>>538806048It's called sacking and you should just heal someone else while you catch up.Unless of course you two are all alone because you're on a team of FILTHY GOYIM in which case you shouldn't be playing to begin with.Keep pulling the requeue lever.
>>538805394>I've only ever had one sip of liquor without my knowledgeDamn. I get it tho.
>>538796532You're just jealous because he actually plays the game while you sit here blogging about bagging groceries all day
>>538806409lol this
>>538805572I wouldn't know. All I know is I never wanna do it myself. Smoking, drinking, yada yada yada. The body is the temple of the Lord. Don't want that yucky shit in my system>>538805762Well, yeah. It's not like I get off to it. It's just interesting to save and archive in case it becomes lost media>>538805882That's just how I type. I'm just a normie, man. We exist here on 4chan. Amazing, I know>>538806048It's as if they're dipshits thinking I'm fucking Mercy or whatever and I can fly up towards them, or thinking it'll be like Quick Fix jumping. Or maybe they're just dipshits thinking they'll carry on the effects of the Kritzkrieg pop like Uber flashing or something. All in all, it's always easiest to just say all Soldier mains are low IQ dipshit cunts>you have to uber a very, very new f2p soldier player for them to actually stay near you during itOh they'll stay near me for sure. Only thing is will they know how to shoot their rockets and aim at the enemy's feet? I highly doubt it
>>538806351Yeah, one and done for me. I'll settle for just drinking Arizona Arnold Palmer>>538806409I'd like to play Team Fortress 2, but I've got a carreer. My friends have school and careers too. There's hardly time to queue up with 'em these days. Lord knows it's a slog trying to find good pockets in Casual matches when the vast majority of options are the aforementioned dipshit Soldier mains. There are no bagboys here in NYC
>>538806492You should check out streamer rekt threads, some even them playing TF2.
>>538806492normies don't watch and post gore
>>538806632and they especially don't do it for 14 years straight
>>538806621I check those out too. Hell, they used to repost me a bunch in 'em with the infamous Nikocado Avocado Objector clip that someone here in /tf2g/ flashed me with. He's a pal now after all this time has passed. I played Team Fortress 2 with him once and he's not that good of a Heavy player, sadly. I guess I just have high standards and expectations for my pockets>>538806632Not all normies, no. But a lot of normies see it nonetheless because news is all about sensationalism. Like Christine Chubbuck said over 50 years ago before offing herself on a live television broadcast, TV stations love sharing blood and guts news. If it bleeds, it leads. Lord knows a lot of normal people have been exposed to the Charlie Kirk video, the Dallas beheading, and a whole plethora of other shit in the world wide web
>>538807157I remember seeing that, do you have the clip?
>>538807157viva normies don't save gore videos on their PCs much less actively watch and post them on a Turkish Yak Herding Forum. why are you still trying to paint this "Le wholesome" persona?
>>538807157>But a lot of normies see it nonetheless because news is all about sensationalism.There's a huge difference between unwillingly seeing it and willfully seeing it, the latter of which you're doing because you're fucked in the head
>>538807954He's less fucked than the shupo spammers.
>>538808253The shupo spammers aren't posting and consuming videos of people dying and actually talk about the game.
>>538808253lol
>>538807750What, the Christine Chubbuck thing? There's no video footage, but the audio was posted a couple of years back after having been lost media for so long. You can search the audio up on YouTube. The rest, you can find on the rekt threads on gif, I'm sure>>538807868I never once said I was a "le wholesome man". I've always been open about my morbid curiosity. I'm a flawed man, but best believe I'm honest>>538807954Yeah, I'm aware it's not normative behavior to post about it or view it as often as I do. Like I said in the clip a few posts above, it's a degenerate thing I do, but I'm normal about everything else. I must be fucked in the head if I keep launching Team Fortress 2 and hoping I find good pockets when I play solo. Time and time again, I keep being proven wrong by seeing nothing but dipshits in these Casual matches having fun Conga-ing and bottom scoring with 1:10 KDRs>>538808305I've never posted gore here in the Team Fortress 2 general
>>538808305Viva talks about the game too, and being morbidly curious is more understandable than being obsessed with and avatarfagging as cartoon video game character girls.
>>538808491>Viva talks about the game too,LMAOHis posts over the past several hours have just been him blogposting about himself, you're full of shit
>>538808491>watching a video of a man being beheaded is more understandable than posting an anime pic?
>>538808578It's just the schizo samefag sucking off the tripfag again, don't bother.
>>538808395I was talking about the clip with Nikocado's huge anus being on an objector.
>>538808578He's literally talking about the game right now you tranny nigga.
>>538808774Writing 99% of an off topic post and then ending with "just like in TF2" doesn't make it suddenly a TF2 related blogpost you retarded bitch nigga
>>538808856Look at you tryna look all cool when you literally be defending someone spamming video games for little girls.
>>538808656Oh that lmao. You'd have to ask for it on a streamer rekt thread. Maybe something along the lines of "Anyone got that video of the fat dude with the beard playing Team Fortress 2 who gets flashed with an Anus Objector?"
>Be me>Debating some kid on VC>About to dom him>Get bodyshot by some scrub sniper>Respawn timer bugs out>Leavefuck snipers
>>538809019>this amount of mental gymnasticskek
>>538809019>video games for little girls.LMAO retarded bitch nigga
>>538809502tf2 is an 18+ game
>>538809502Damn so it's a video game for degenerate manchild losers, or just straight pedophiles instead.
>>538809562It has the same age rating as BA.
>>538809019your anger has turned you into a retard, calm down and think before you post
>>538809450>>538809502>>538809619He's just shitposting for (you)s. He doesn't care about actual debate.
>>538809618and yet the average age of tf2 players is below 18
>>538809679I know, but he's still retarded
>>538809606then you should love it considering you're a manchild loser neet who lives with your mom and saves videos of kids LMAO
>>53880956215+*
>>538809735de_stroyed
>>538809735>then you should love itI only like real girls because I am what they call "super straight".
>>538809735he will never recover nor be able to deny this
>>538809735LOLLLLLLLL
>>538809735holy fucking ethered
>>538809784>>538809908>>538809936>>538809950>Samefags
>>538810046uh oh he's really seething now
>seething he got ratio'd LOLLLLLLLLLLL I KNEW IT WAS THE SAMEFAG
>>538761802
>>538810046all me
>>538810046all me btw
>>538810165based shupoGOD
>>538810141How sad that there is more than 2 people defending the worst poster in this thread by far.
>>538810165I fuarking kneel shupoposter for making this retard seethe this much
>>538810471I know, I wish Viva would leave.
>I fuarking kneel shupoposter for making this retard seethe this much
>>538810701why do you have that image on your PC?
>>538810747the same reason he has a bunch of videos of russian kids on his PC
>>538810568Holy TRVKE!
>>538810747I'm not on my PC right now you fucking piece of shit, I just downloaded it from 4plebs just to post it here.
>>538810517What'd I do?
>>538810903Why would you search something like that and download it into your PC?
>>538810905You were being a normal person talking about Team Fortress 2 instead of spamming your love for little anime girls.
>>538810905Too much blogposting, not enough game discussion
>>538810984Because it's clearly what someone like you would look like.
>>538811171You download this images fantasizing about me?
tf2g is alright sometimes
>>538811387It's alright when all the anime girl spammers are gone.
>>538810905nothing boo, never leave <3
>>538811383Yes queen.
>>538811461go to bed already retard or do we have to laugh at you some more
>>538811028I don't have a love for little anime girls. I'm not that much of a degenerate>>538811068I discuss whatever the topic is on tf2g. At that moment, people got sidetracked and started talking about BlessedViva. I felt I needed to chime in because no one knows BlessedViva better than me >>538811387I love the Team Fortress 2 general. I missed you guys during my ban >>538811484<3How do you make the heart go the other way?
>>538811556Am I doing something wrong?
>>538811615>I don't have a love for little anime girls. I'm not that much of a degenerateHoly based 2nd best poster of this general.
The best poster on this general is the demofloyd poster because he posts funny images and makes cool AI TF2 images.
>>538811738>>538812245real samefag hours
>>538812245I fucking agree.
>>538812312it's quite sad to watch
>>538812397right? he just started having a meltdown for no reason, he brought up anime himself and is now desperately samefagging
>>538812478I like to start arguments on purpose because I think it's funny.
>>538812478that's his daily routine I guess, to come here only to be shat on by the whole thread
>>538812609Nu-uh, I am the troll slayer, I have never lost an argument against any of you guys.
>>538812609he's starting to pretend he's just trolling on purpose now that he loses every argument and gets laughed at, it's so sad
I wish I was payed real money every time I won, I would be richer than Jeffrey Epstein right now.
>>538812840you are already richer than he is. everyone itt is, in fact
So we're all in agreement that we should have a shupo OP next thread, yes?
>>538813445Yep
>>538813445yes
I even troll on TF2 too, I have been banned, muted and gagged on many servers due to bad impulse control, a few hours ago I played on Skial 2fort and got a K/D ratio of about 5/40 because I just don't take the game that seriously.
>see people sperging in thread and not replying to whatever posts they're talking about>don't see the poststhank god for filters
>>538813445Absolutely not.>>538813478>>538813518Samefags
>>538813651If you use filters you don't like free speech.
what are some of the cheapest and trashiest and gaudiest looking strange weapon skins if i wanna make all of my weapons look like ugly dogshit if picked up by someone else
Man it's almost 6 am, I should probably get some sleep..
>>538813875like right now im using these xmas wrap skins that look pretty bad lol
>>538814043>Regular Strange loose cannon is $75 on market>All the dogshit skins are barely $2Oh I hate it so much. Just bring back the crates already valve.
>>538813875>>538814043Sweet Toothed is by far one of the ugliest and noisiest skins in the game and is cheap despite being Commando. Gourdy Green is a classic puke colored one and cheap. Of course, you can't go wrong with the Christmas skins like that one, "My First Job in Photoshop" Gingerbread Winner, and "I literally stole this off Google" Glacial Glazed.
that demo's a bloodeh MEEEEDIIIIC
THAT SOLDIER'S ME BLOODY WIFEEEE
>>538820785this but shupo
Update this week bros
>>538820785never leave
>>538821219Gonna need this.>>538822143I BELIEVE
The update is only taking this long because they're overhauling the matchmaker
>>538822185We'll be lovers forever, eh?
>>538822345
MY HUSSBANTTT
>>538822297I doubt Joshie cares about fixing the matchmaking system but maybe Eric cares about #BringingBackQuickplay because he actually remembers a time before casual.
Part 1 as soon as August 27th (2026) guys!
Bots are back, Valvecels.
People still play Casual in 2025 AD?
>>538824294They don't play on 3/4 of Zesty's servers, that's for sure!
>>538824526Who said anything about Zesty?
>>538824526Correction: They don't play on ANY of his servers.>>538824593Cry some more.
Latex buttjobs from Fempyro
>>538824643People generally only populate his servers when he's streaming, this has always been the case. It's not a surprise that they're empty and you're not dabbing on him.
>>538825601many are saying this
>>538825601Probably doesn't feel that good. I'd prefer it if she used her bare ass instead
>>538825629Least desperate and obvious Zesty lie.
>>538825721This is roughly what Pyroid looks like under the hazmat suit.
>>538825842woah mama
KEK, Uncletopia is dead. Any rebuttals, Unclefans?
>>538823789>>538824643>>538825979Is this it... Is Team Fortress 2... finally dead?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JDHlCcn-UY
ausfags come play jailbreak on Xane's OG Jailbreak no gay ass rules
>>538825745Whenever Zesty is streaming, he can get a full server almost instantly. It's not meant to be a 24/7 server.
>>538826397but he never plays on his own server during then so whats the point
>>538826397That's why he has four of them, three of them far outside of Dallas where he lives, and that's why he advertised his servers as safe havens from Casual mode on his main channel during his feature presentations for all the community to see.The Jew is washed. He's banned weapons and has started to opticsfag for transfolx. It's over.
Jewsty Yidus
Cashoahl
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
>>538826484Sometimes he does when he needs clips for his videos. With his new TRVTHNVKE coming out I suspect he will be playing on his server more.>>538826629Zesty just doesn't want to piss off transgenders because he understands how unhinged they are, if you were in his shoes, (You) would do the same.
Zesty's strawman voice he does sometimes doesn't sound so far from a thick Jewish accent now that I think about it
>>538827350Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Blackmail pyros into sex with their dox. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Sexually heal pyros. Give pyros surprise buttsex. Critically hit pyros in the womb. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give pyros health packs. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>>538827769this butt femsoldier
>>538827350>>538827769Posted very near >>v/720435563Cohencidence?
I'm just gonna leave this here... https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=1229281326&token=KNGjFAnS
>>538828092For what purpose, hmm?
>>538828092I'm gonna send you 1 scrap, enjoy!
>>538828058Whatever you're linking doesn't exist but I haven't gone to /v/ in years
>>538828293that filename is fact!
>>538827769this but Soldier
>>538828058>>538828293I did it wrong apparently >>>/v/720435563 should work according to the FAQ.
>>538828342It's true but I also keep that filename partially as a reference to the drawanon who drew it for us.>>538828560While I wrote the fuck variant of the pasta originally it's spread beyond me, even that one is the Ms Pauling variant that was edited off mine (still has the ignore xyz posters in it)
>>538828841simpler times
does anyone have actually decent r34 miss pauling? the ones that come up when i google are so tasteless, why give her big tits? She's fine as she is
>>538830781Here you go.
>>538831090>diapershitno thanks
>>538831224Where? I think you're seeing things.
>>538830781imo the only attractive thing about Miss Pauling is her pantyhose, otherwise she's just a bland woman with a bland personality.
>>538831387i can see her butte...
gimme your favorite tf2 freakNOW
Why did the caber get nerfed for oneshotting light classes when the direct hit does the same thing?
>>538831681wait until you find out that the skullcritter can one-shot powerclasses
>>538831681retarded developers
>>538831662christian brutal sniper has the best theme song and they feel otherwise identical to me so i choose him
>>538831662I'm a fan of flandre in freak fortress
FINALLY some good workshop video contenthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrfhaguyScI
hehe
>>538833108>workslop video content
>>538833108Voice aside, I would want this in-game.
Happy friday /tf2gen/ !Friendly reminder that blue archive is NOT tf2 related :3
>>538833153i saw a woman wearing an outfit that was mostly bright lime green todayi rocket jumped away in disgust and got airshot
If you ever feel useless, just remember that you aren't the person who programmed PASS Time voice commands into the game
>>538835067What? You aren't part of the pass 'cord where you get to play with seven Tier 6 jumpers who have already been playing the mode for hundreds of hours?
>>538835206Not the most mainstream way you can get your ass handed to you, but it's a thing, I guess
>>538833774True but you have to admit that TF2 would be better if we had Blue Archive halos as unusual effects.
>>538833585ehh the modeling looks kinda shit
>>538835067those commands literally crash your game if you spam them, not making it up, go into a pass time match and try it
>>538827769>>538825685>>538825629>>538827497>>538831387>>538833025
>>538805095basedbasedbased fragger
lmao, nice weapon name
does anyone know how i an do the funny text messages? I'm using linux and heard its possible.
>>538830781I have plenty, googling obviously won't give you good results, ever.
>>538837986Nicely meme'd friend! *updoots*
>>538839458googling obviously won't give you good results>proceeds to not drop any images >doesn't elaborate on how to get decent results w/o googlewhy are some people so retarded?
>>538839696It's called gatekeeping. LOOK IT UP. I won't explain it to you
>MVM is still MIA and probably won't be done for another 2-4 weeksDeploy a reason to live here.
>>538839830>I won't explain it to youget a load of this faggot lmao
>>538839696>proceeds to not drop any imagesit's a blue board, I'm not going to break the rules
>>538839907if you're gonna kill yourself, please first give away some items you dont need first. I need some hats
>>538837986cringe
>>538840078(voice) soldier: ...no...!
>>538840037>it's a blue board, I'm not going to break the rulesTranslation: I'm too scared to share a 2D image of miss pauling (tf2 related) in a croptop/ bikini.you spend your days playing tf2 and shitposting on /tf2g/ till your 2fort match loads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5kQ1Y1RHp0>Spy mains know how to predict where other Spies are going to moveThat's pretty based, maybe I should play more Spy to counter them harder.
>>538840375>Spy mains know how to predict where other Spies are going to moveconsider this: Soldier mains know how to predict rockets of other soldier mainsGEEEE, THIS IS SOME GROUNDBREAKING SHIT
>>538840338>in a croptop/ bikiniwell that wouldn't be r34
One has to protect you, the other 8 will try to kill you. Choose wisely>Flare spamming Pyro>God Sniper that hides behind his team>Eyelander Demoknight that runs away after every kill>Interp abusing Spy>Soldier that spams charged Cow Mangler shots down every chokepoint>Engineer that sits on his dispenser/payload cart/resupply closet and spams the short circuit ball>Vaccinator Medic that exclusively pockets Snipers and gives them bullet resistance>Obnoxious tranny Scout>Friendly Heavy that gets really mad in the chat when you kill him
>>538840591>One has to protect you, the other 8 will try to kill you. Choose wisely>>Flare spamming Pyro>>God Sniper that hides behind his team>>Eyelander Demoknight that runs away after every kill>>Interp abusing Spy>>Soldier that spams charged Cow Mangler shots down every chokepoint>>Engineer that sits on his dispenser/payload cart/resupply closet and spams the short circuit ball>>Vaccinator Medic that exclusively pockets Snipers and gives them bullet resistance>>Obnoxious tranny Scout>>Friendly Heavy that gets really mad in the chat when you kill himOP IS A FAG
>>538840556Yeah but tracking an invisible Spy is different from most other skills in the game.
>>538840729
>Invisible Spy sneaks past payload cart>Blue healing effect follows him and gives him away>Spy gets fucked over by so much bullshit
>>538833108>seriamon>goodpick one
>>538841174Good.
>>538841061
>>538841174I used to play a different FPS that also featured invisibility mechanics and figured out that I could just fire a rocket launcher at the ground to sometimes hit invisible enemies resulting in floating damage numbers. I got banned from an entire server network because I happened to catch out one of the mods with this method and he accused me of cheating then went on some kind of crusade to try tarnishing my name.
Notice this is around the time TF2 stopped receiving proper updates
>>538841061>>538842185what do these images have to do with tf2?
>>538764916
>>538848080
>>538840591Engineer or Sniper
Check the web. They just announced Heavy for Smash 6
Why is /tf2g/ so dead?
>>538851296Obviously because everyone is busy playing TF2.
>>538851296I'm trying Angela out
>>538852728
>>538848080Why are you posting this
>>538855291he's doing it for bait, mental sickness, and there's no dedicated janny for this hell hole
>>538855291What's wrong with it?
>>538855774he's a pedo got it
>>538855901Just like most of this general is.
>>538841174>be red on payload>looking for blu spy that is hiding>said blu spy suddenly plays automatic voice line and shouts that nobody pushing the cart, giving away his location
>538855896you're browner than demoman
>>538856472Racism is bad.
>>538857008wdym racism what i'm saying is true dough
>>538851296Because you are posting CP again
>>538841174https://youtu.be/xDQDFkJoAcU?t=198lol
>>538857509Where's the porn?
This is now a CP thread. Post CP
>>538857857Why does he have that ugly thumbnail?
>>538858774He's American and can post it online without getting detained
Word on the street is that Uncle Dane can't see his micropenis under his gut.
https://steamcommunity.com/id/machinabodyshotterBro's so good at Sniper wtf
>>538858832I wouldn't get detained for posting that online.
>>538859140>location: utah>3 comments back to backI guess I know why you posted this profile
>>538859140Probably got radicalized by comptrannies.
>>538859140Somehow I'm completely unsurprised he's a TF2 fan
Isn't this the second shooter revealed to be an active TF2 player?
Damn they privated his profile
>>538859140>>538860283this wouldn't have happened if Jill didn't murder the game... theres blood on his hands...
>>538860283Who was the first?
>>538860547cool that they let people access steam from jail
>>538860547It's archived here: https://archive.is/B7xHV>he has over 5k hours on TF2wew lad that's more than me
Bro got groomed into being a patsy. That's what he gets for maining Sniper
>>538861210>literal discord groomingthat site needs to get nuked
You just KNOW this nigga played on Uncletopia.
what did he get banned for?
>>538862527lol he definitely has uncletopia's sense of humorhttps://youtu.be/fCedcT2X6Tg?t=281
>>538862806He was banned for being in a group, lol
>>538862527https://uncletopia.com/profile/76561198085319245barely 2 hours so not really>>538863283>if you are reading this you are dead lolclassic weapon desc lmao even if >>538859140 isn't him he is 100% a tf2 player
>>538859140>>538860547>>538860973doesn't the fact it got privated mean it's not him?
>>538865297yes
>>538860198>>538861084>>538863283what do these images have to do with TF2?
>>538866383They are reaction images pertinent to my posts, they don't strictly need to be TF2 related. kma and kys
>>538866383They don't have anything to do with TF2, but because they're also from a game the mods think it's fine.
>>538868217Furry avatarfag
What exactly was the truth nuke supposed to be? That Demoknight is mid in 6v6?
>SLignored
>>538863324/tf2g/tranny reading comprehension
>>538873782Okay then genius, what did he get banned for then
>>538875036
>>538875458His name was milk. The inappropriate name they're talking about is the steam grouphttps://steamcommunity.com/groups/911insidejob
>>538875652Truly, the insidest of jobs
YIFF. IN. HELL.-Demoman after taking out fempyro
>>538876693There's no proof that Fempyro is a furry.
Pyro turns me off but Futa Fempyro turns me on
>>538878762this
>>538880109i look like this
What was that, Furrvich? Yiff them all? GOOD IDEA! HAHAH
>>538880109
>>538837986LOL
>>538837986good name
Why does tf2g hate gabber? I played with him a little and while he's arrogant he doesn't seem like a bad guy
>>538883586eceleb = bad
>1930s Pacific North West>2 (or 4) shady big companies hire gangsters to fight over land and money>Same game modes as TF2 but more organised crime themedJust brainstorming but would anyone want a TF2 competitor with this theme?
>>538885147Depends how strong the aesthetic is I'd say. If it's too generic, samey, and doesn't have a lot of varied environments then it's dead on arrival
>>538884938This
>>538885584It would probably have the same art style as TF2 since I don't think I would try to hide the inspiration. Maps would have the same feel as early TF2 ones but more temperate due to the northern setting.
>>538883586The only problem I have with gabber is that he seethes too much about pd_watergate and he's a Lithuanian supremacist but otherwise he's even more based than Zesty. I much prefer gabber's take that "TF2's classes are all 100% perfectly balanced" over Zesty's constant raging that "Sniper is OP!!! The Vaccinator is OP!!"
>>538883586He's never said anything interesting or clever. His videos are elongated, unfunny skits, made by a guy talking in a fake voice. And to his cringe criclejerk viewers that have never had a sentient idea in their life it's probably really funny and "satisfying" to listen to nonsense unfunny ramblings, in the same way that hip-hop is.
>>538883586There's very few things gayer than a european LARPing as a burger. Also his opinions suck and his videos are boring.
>>538863324>>5388628062 retards, 1 unable to click and the other unable to read.
>>538888058If he wasn't banned for being in a steam group then why the fuck is the steam community group ban listed there then? You utter FAGGOT.
>>538888058Here's a list of people banned on the lazypurple server for being in the same steamgroup as himhttps://lazypurple.com/sourcebans/index.php?p=banlist&advSearch=911&advType=reason
How will we ever recover?
>>538890251Already renamed all my sniper rifles with fitting name
>>538890251He's so perfect...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B48sqIVWnqw
>>538890251>he's a tranny lover toohe probably was tf2g...
>>538892770What happened here
>>538892770what did you do with your shupos???
>>538892770awooga
>>538892905they ate a big meal>>538892935nothin
The TF2Classic AltTAB server network are overhauling the map pool system of their custom map servers: instead of a trillion-page vote list, there's a new ten-map rotation every Wednesday. And when Wednesday hits? Oh, it's a party.
>>538893261Wish Casual did a map rotation every update and benched shitty/dead maps. >>538892837Lol'd
>>538893261Maybe I'll be there...maybe
>>538893261Too bad TF2C(ustom) has absolutely retarded balancing decisions that make me never want to touch it ever again
>>538892770Why do they have beer bellies?
>>538893458example?
>>538893546All the weapons
>>538893850I dont see many issues with the weapons, hunting rifle could be OP in the hands of a very cracked sniper, but a very cracked sniper would do good with stock too anywayAlso are you saying its more unbalanced than live TF2? because tf2 has:>vaccinator>short circuit>wrangler>rescue ranger>crusaders crossbowif anything the medic meele healing thing is like a very sensible, balanced version of the instant healing from live tf2's crusaders crossbow
>>538892770what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck why would you post this shit whats wrong with you
>>538892770It should have been out by now already, what happened?Another cookie batch stolen?
>>538894238Mentally ill porn addict can't talk about tf2 without makiing it weird
>>538894130The weapons range from boring to straight up unfun to play against. AA cannon is probably the biggest offender there, that alone is almost enough to make me not want to play. Stuff like the RPG which just one shots light classes is also not very fun. I don't know why they felt the need to add weapons, it would have been much more fun if everyone had stock only
>>538894238attention
uh ohhh samefag meltyyy
>>538894238porn, the joke is porn
>>538892770Next OP right there
>>538894954RPG is still a pretty blatant downgrade from stock in most regards tho, you may one-shot light classes that arent overhealed but you cant fire two rockets in a row and you're stuck on the reload cycle constantly plus being super predictable for reflectsimo stuff like the cyclops and the anchor are pretty fun, and you can fuck around with aggro demoman with the gunboats, even if its not as fun as the sticky jumper. Hunting Revolver is amazing too. Most other unlocks are just okay or kinda uninteresting but thats better than being unbalanced, and id take the AA cannon over the wrangler any day, even if im not a fan
>>538892837>projecting your tranny fetish out of nowhere
>>538833153what team is this
>>538895127>Everyone who doesn't like anime girl slop is the same poster
jojo is the only TF2 related anime.
yeah i was right on the mark
no shit
meds
>>538895778He literally was tho, he was at rallies with trans flag stamps.
>>538895526It's a weird mishmash of items from various eras with strange custom balancing decisions. Why are the gunboats and sandvich in the game but none of the other regular tf2 unlocks? It just reeks of people who think they understand game balance better than Valve did. I'd expect these people to be the types to give heavy a lunchbox.Example, engineer basically runs stock all the time, he gets nothing extra to help defend himself, then demoman gets 3 NEW explosive weapons to kill nests, Soldier gets a new weapon, Heavy gets one that turns sentries into paper, etc. It's one of those cases where you can see clear bias in the group behind who is balancing things. When I boot up a game called TF2 Classic I'm not looking to get the creator's take on custom balancing, I'm looking to play classic TF2. That kind of false advertising annoys me the most and it boggles my mind why they even added most of this shit to begin with
>>538896339A separate lunchbox slot*
>>538895885No.
Blue Archive is the only tf2 related anime/vidya
>>538894238Be careful, anon. Looking at that type of image without a VPN could get you arrested
>>538896339gunboats and sandvich are some of the most relevant unlocks, and any "muh vision of tf2 and nostalgia" mod is gonna have arbitrary decisions like thati dont love all the weapons but its pretty fun>demoman gets 3 NEW explosive weapons to kill nestsnone are better than stock at killing nests, the demo unlocks are very well balanced, i dont love the minelayer gameplay loop but its not a strong weapon anyway, and the dynamite and cyclops arent eitheralso engineer is a well thought out class all about maintaining his buildings, he doesnt need weapon gimmicks, hes already a finished class. I would say maybe a Wrangler without a shield could be fine but engi unlocks in live TF2 are either aids or pointless
>>538892770Demoman's been busy.
>>538897297demoman has eye only for megumin
>>538897562wrong fempyro
>>538897562this, scout is the one that plaps shupos
>>538896790>any "muh vision of tf2 and nostalgia" mod is gonna have arbitrary decisions like thatIf there's unlocks, then yes. I'm proposing that there be no unlocks, which by definition means no arbitrary decisions because there are no decisions to even make. You wouldn't need to worry about creator bias if there's not even any weapons for them to change and fuck up, if they stuck to the vision and just ignored any and all unlocks then it really would be classic TF2>he doesnt need weapon gimmicks, hes already a finished classI could say the same for every other class in the game, which play just fine with stock and were in a fully released game without any unlocks of any kind. Stock soldier is fine, he doesn't need gunboats. Stock heavy is fine, he doesn't need a sandvich. If you want to talk about relevant unlocks, what about the crossbow and ubersaw? The Axtinguisher or powerjack for pyro? The sandman or bonk for scout? Jarate? Gunslinger? There's so many unlocks that are pretty integral for playstyles in the base game so I don't know how you can claim any of these are more relevant than others. And that's on top of giving the gunboats to demo for no reason>engi unlocks in live TF2 are either aids or pointlessYou see this is the problem, it's going to have bias. You have the same bias as the people who made TF2C, but from the perspective of someone else I can apply that label to basically any class. For example I think the gunboats are aids because rocket jumping is a powerful tool that's supposed to have a downside and negating that downside spawns crackhead soldiers jumping all over the place. Heavy is a big, slow health pool and he's vulnerable to hit and run and poke damage. Oh, but give him a hitscan explosive burst weapon that is basically the minigun but strictly better so he wins all peek contests. But perish the thought of giving engineer even a single tool to help himself
>>538848080>>538856268So you're admitting to it now, great.
any know which server gets frequented the most here? only one listed here that isnt completely ded is castaway and theres only like 8 people playing
>>538898452Furry Pound~
>>538897643
All I want out of a classic tf2 custom server is a 1 to 1 recreation of a specific update. I want to replay the goldrush update, had a ton of fun when it came out. how hard would it be to create a server where it was just stock + medic weapons + release maps + goldrush? would be cool if I could disable hats too.
>>538883586I think he's literally insane. His videos come off as schizophrenic rambling already, but I played with him on castaway and he's even worse in person. He just yells in voice chat every 5 seconds and i can't even understand what it's about half the time.
>>538899230Isn't there a TF2 Goldrush mod that does just that?
>>538883586He's literally the second Jesús Picante
>>538860650Ask Vincent and Beatloaf over at 2fortTwerkers. :o)
>>538899440their website, youtube, and twitter are all really vague but it kinda seems like what I wanted. I was hoping for a 2008 time capsule but their mod goes to 2010. either way it's probably the best thing out there, how come people who want classic tf2 don't talk about this?
>>538900046>how come people who want classic tf2 don't talk about this?It's still too early to make judgements, there's barely any footage of the mod online and even less that's recent stuff
what if....*goes into the laboratory and does some experiments* yes...YES....i give youSHUPOotis
heavy: meds now
>>538899230>I want to replay the goldrush update, had a ton of fun when it came out. how hard would it be to create a server where it was just stock + medic weapons + release maps + goldrush? would be cool if I could disable hats too.Probably as shrimple as getting the classes back to 2008Goldrush is such a fun map, easily one the best out of the classic ones
>>538897562Not canon.
>clicks "report bug" on the menu screen>message to valve: i was backstabbed by a spy when i was looking at him i'm pretty sure that's a glitch right
>>538898126
>>538898126See how he has no rebuttal for it? He lost and won't admit it.
>>538901602Least he dropped the act, but it's genuinely concerning he's like this and has so many videos of kids saved.
>>538901919Better than having anime girls saved!
I can't wait for a majority of people bitching about this supposed TF2 "golden age" that they didn't even realize was the case until their favorite youtuber told them it was the case to not even try the Goldrush mod when it drops, or just abandon it a month in like every other mod.
Another fun weekend at /tf2g/, amirite?
>>538902059No, it really, really isn't. Get help.
>>538902584You need to get some help for being into cartroons!
>>538901919It is, but what can you do.
>>538902059>>538902743I miss the old demofloyd poster, whoever you are who picked up his mantel; you're a poser and a loser.
>>538902743>>538902059>yeah bro I get off to kids but at least they're not drawingsthis isn't the flex you think it is, much worse in fact
>>5389031313d > 2d
the fempyro spam is better at least
it's almost spooky scream fortress time
>>538903000miss him
>>538904013
>>538905657because you are still here
>>538905705Bit mean.
>>538905657nintendo direct
>>538905657:( yo no se.
Watching good tf2 contenthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7F5jRMRp06g
>>538905657>have constant meltdowns here>wonder why everyone's leavingsasuga
>>538906170Him and the shupo poster unironically killed this place
>>538905657the shooter was one of the spammers, and now that he's in jail, there's no more spam
>>538906246no, just him
>>538906261Shame he wasn't the shupo spammer.
>>538906246no it's really just the one autist having meltdowns
>>538906296
Update. Give it.
>>538906426t. Avatarfag
>>5389064262 more weeks. Eric is busy solo-testing the chosen MvM missions
>>538906545t. Samefag
>>538906426nah
>>538906545>GET BEHIND ME DOCTOR>JAVOL>CHARGE ME>JA
>>538906738https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFOmSv854DwI want the old internet back
If it's not samefagging then the best poster on /tf2g/ is definitely right about his discord group theory.
>>538906816then there wouldn't be stupid green goblins? sign me up!
>>538906690BASTARDDD>>538906816me2
>>538906840it's not a joke, it's why this place is dead, notice how it's mentioned and boom spam
holy shit guys check steam
>>538907517HOLY SHIT!!!!!!1!!!https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3563395055
>>538905657>People having constant melties>Shitposters spamming BA shit>Equally bad retards freaking out over it>A perpetual cycle of worthless and annoying postsThere's never anything good hereI check back in on these threads every few weeks in some vain hope that people have moved on and it's always the same shit
im sure you do samefag
>>538908918Not everyone who gets annoyed at the constant cat fighting going here on is the same person
>he continues to conveniently ignore the cause of the issues.okay samefag
>>538909280>the cause of the issuesWhat or who is the cause of the issues?
>>538909280Seems to me like the cause is you and some other retards constantly bickering like children and trying to "win" against one anotherSee you in a week which may as well be the same thread given how this shithole's never going to change with people like you
uh ohhhsamefag meltyyy
what killed tf2?
>>538913285valve and the emporium
forgot it's friday so now i get to suffer and watch my 12 year old retarded teammates getting backstabbed by the same kunai DR spy at the same spot for the next 3 days
>>538913285
>>538913285compies provided the gun but valve pulled the trigger
>>538913285valve killed tf2 by ending updates and promotion
hey guys what's going on
>>538913805What a terrible jacket. It looks like something out of the PS2 era jfc
>>538914070around
>>538909280Retard
>>538914070don't post samples bro
samefag angyyyy
Any tips on making a class based shooter like tf2?
>>538916573what would your game be like
>>538914070you posted that one already
>>538916573add a bunch of noskill things like rockets with a mile long explosion, instakills and a guy that turns himself and another guy unkillable for 8 seconds
>>538916573Either do not include abilities, or look at Battlefield Heroes as a guideline and DO NOT include ultimates. Classes should be distinct with different strengths and weaknesses but games should not be defined by ultimate timing and ultimate coordination but rather individual coordination, aim, movement etc. Weapons should be distinct between classes, as should mobility and HP. Do not include Overwatch style shields; shields as a minor health buffer are acceptable.
Have a frag-filled Friday, fellas.
>>538918607jump off the 2fort bridge, sister
>>538918607Thanks brother
>>538918607y-you too... I haven't played balloon race in 12 years
>>538914378Not much bro just enjoying another great frag filled friday
>>538918607Thanks bro
>>538918607This right here?The next OP image
>>538919262this
>>538918607This right here? It's absolute dog shit!
>>538918607This right here?It's absolute kino!
Pretty sure the anime tf2 edits are made to get zesty jesus' attention
>>538920580Many are saying this
>>538920580no one is saying this>>538920823many are saying this
>>538919262>>538920823>>538921063trvke combo
>>538920580everyone is saying this>>538920823only nobodies say this.
>>538920823>>538919262many are saying this
>>538920580The fact of the matter is, this is reality.
>>538921334>>538921147>>538920991calm down samefag
>>538920580His edits keep getting worse and worse, you'd think he'd refine his art after months of spamming it lol
>>538921557He has been going for hours lol
>>538921995it's sad, he finally got a non anime OP and he's done nothing but seethe about anime anyway
>>538921995>>538922064don't dismiss someone's entire life like that, this is all he has
>>538922064He's never gonna stop seething nor spamming CP after people start ignoring him
>>538916924A more surreal scifi game with 6-7 classes ( some are combinations or rework some things from tf2).>>538917963Oh of course no ults, ultimates are one of those things i always have problem countering.
>having a rare good game of CTF where there's a back-and-forth between the two teams pushing each others objectives and actually trying to cap>unfunny faggot takes their intel and sit taunts with it while the match is 2-2 for the rest of the game until we inevitably lose
>>538921995Ah yes it's one person who dislikes the shit tier art, silly
>>538924203>>538924365samefag 2 mins
>>538924365Why are you still pretending otherwise?
>>538924458kek, he doesn't learn
The art just sucks, sorry but no more (you)s
>doesn't even try to deny being a samefag anymorewe have him so cooked
>I just don't have the energy to samefag
>>538925894pure mental illness
>>538925992it's sad that he spends his life doing this
>>538925531It's good anon, thanks for sharing
Update when?
>>538926410Get a job, and play other games. The update will come when it's ready. No one here knows otherwise.
>>538926502>be a slaveno
>>538926563You can work for yourself, also you're a slave in some form, either to vices(for example gaming) so...
What am I going to get, /tf2g/?
>>538925531>also check out my latest editnice
>>538927883A snake
>>538927883Hmmm I'm thinking maybe a hat
Not bad.
>>538928229nice
>>538928229nice, you could've got way worse like this piece of shit https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Big_Steel_Jaw_of_Summer_Fun
>>538925531Looks seemless, if you told me this was the original I'd believe you
>>538802669Nothing wrong with that.I'm surrounded by people who drink, so I never had a very strong interest in it myself. Had my first drink of my own accord at the age of 30.
>>538929265>seemlessaverage DFtard
alcohol feels like someone pinching my forehead, no thanks
Alcohol smells like piss. No thanks
>>538930750Oh whoops, I didn't realize this was a (You) for me because I made that post on PCYeah, I grew up with my dad drinking and my mom smoking. They're both clean now, thank God. My mom's like a decade plus clean and my dad's like 4-5 years clean. Having seen them do it growing up, and knowing the long term effects it could have at an early age, I decided I didn't wanna do it. As I got older and kids and coworkers would do it and realize how expensive these vices can be, I knew I definitely didn't wanna get addicted to itNow I just spend my money on live events and stuff. Just spent $300+ on NFL Jerseys and $3300 on a WWE ticket. Maybe I'll spend on the Team Fortress 2 update coming soonâ„¢
every scout I've ever played with have said soldier is a poverty class, but soldier is so goddamn fun in 6sthey're just not doing it right or something
>>538935509who would of thought that the game becomes more fun when you take it less seriously
>>538935509>poverty classwhy?it's probably the most fun class after demo in 6snice frag btw
>>538935764I mean I see where they're coming froma lot of the time your sole job is to be a distraction and draw aggro so your scouts can clean up kills and save the dayAgainst an evenly skilled team you rarely ever have a positive kdrbut idk even then, it's still super fun
>I meanwhy do you type like thiswhat is the point of beginning a sentence with this
>>538936228ehhh seems a bit unfairnothing compares to rocket jumping the entire map and exploding half of their team, scout is just more efficient, but way less fun>Against an evenly skilled team you rarely ever have a positive kdrdamn...
>>538936402im retarded and fall into common writing patterns
>>538917204Ill have all that but no razorback bullshit
>>538936460> damn...u just gotta get better (or ring for NC teams for the rest of your life lol. also a viable option)
you and me, hoss
sentry go go down and up
hold it spy don't touch that sentry
>>538924364why didn't you kick him :(
>>538937171based fragger anon
>ctrl+f deletedlol
>>538940182rip DFbozo, again
anime wins again!
With or without the timbs?
>>538941338left is better
>>538941338Team colors are better, they stick out too much otherwise
>>538897904>If there's unlocks, then yes.you could always just decide that your TF2 nostalgia mod is gonna be an exact recreation of say, the 119th update, or the F2P update from 2011, instead of picking and choosingStock only is just not interesting, theres some fun to be had in some of the core unlocks like krizkrieg, gunboats....>There's so many unlocks that are pretty integral for playstyles in the base game so I don't know how you can claim any of these are more relevant than others. most unlocks could be removed with little to no impact to gameplay variety or actually making the game better>promotional material garbage that clashes with the artstyle like Pomson 6000, manmelter, bison>any sniper primary that isnt the huntsman>any sniper secondary thats not the jarate >most meele weapons in the gamethese are just not interesting nor add anything unique to the game>rocket jumping is a powerful tool that's supposed to have a downside and negating that downside spawns crackhead soldiers jumping all over the placetrue, gunboats deserve a nerf, before gunboats there was actually a decision on wether to trade your HP to reach a higher position or to bomb, but with gunboats its not even a decision you just do it because it takes like 15 HP
>>538941338cool
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3567176104>warpaint with translucent ghost textureIs this reddit or based?
>>538945097It's based but it'll never be added because it's custom coded
>>538945097If you like it, it's based. If you don't, it's reddit. This is basic knowledge, Ruskiebro
>>538947131sex with woomies
>>538945097This will be the Australium equivalent for the MvM update
What free online games do you all usually play other than Team Fotress 2?
>>538950401Warframe is pretty cool
>>538950401Free online games are almost always slop>MOBAslop>MMOslop>Slopnite>Overslop 2Team Fortress 2 isn't actually very different; things started going to shit when the game when F2P.
Did loadout.tf use to have a feature that let you import people's Steam profiles and look at their currently equipped loadouts or am I imagining that?
>>538951301That was the set up meet the team option
ausfags come join the ONLY english-speaking jailbreak server in tf2 at Xane's OG Jailbreak connect 103.1.213.249:27510
>>538951970I Chinese live Australia. No speak English so good. Join okay?
>>538952048yes affirm xie xie
>>538950401houl fuck I cannot remember the last I did play a game like that...I gotta look around
Do you think it's too late to start playing tf2
>>538953545It's never too late, I introduced my friend to it just last year
Scrolling through the scrap tf raffles you start to get an idea of just how many young impressionable kids there are in the TF2 community. No wonder that nigga Geel had a field day with them
>>538954043It's genuinely concerning how many kids are on there
>>538953545Nahhhhhhhhhhhh
>>538954138
>>538954138I mean it makes sense. Kids are the most likely to not be able to afford shit and look for freebies via raffles. Still a million red flags going off considering the site.
>>538953545It's only too late when base tf2 dies (as if that will happen
>>538953545isn't it still top 25 on steamnow is as good a time as any
the little icon for TF2 in the steam library got updated
I can feel it... How it feels to play Medic is coming out... SOON
>>538957231soon...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCmCtrwuZfsnew kostamoinen
>>538960457OH HELLL YEA
>queue casual>mission ends in thirty seconds>match ends>requeue>empty server>no one joins for an entire half>requeue>alert! our last control point is being captured>match ends>requeue
>>538960931dane do be loving his slurshttps://youtu.be/oOjJxrOOHWc?&t=76
https://youtu.be/VkW1SF9tycE?t=783Is /ourguy/ P-bean right about mortars being a bad engineer building in vidoegames? Do you think Engineer in TF2 could have a sentry gun based on indirect fire artillery?
>>538961459Based god P-bean is never wrong
>>538960931His career is over.
Rape Eyelander demos.
>>538960843>>queue casualstopped reading there
Rape Highlander players.
>>538967214dis wigga is PARCHED
>>538953545It's never too late, but the good days of TF2 are long gone.
>>538967214I play highlander... that's messed up.
Castaway managed to erode the boost in traffic that the eceleb brought in the span of less than a month.
>>538970854No thanks to the emporium; it's becoming more and more apparent how their shit reputation is polluting all other community projects
Making Spy loadouts is difficult because most of them pair together well but I can never find a good third cosmetic that really ties it altogether
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGFZPIFdG1w
>>538971115Only thing I can think of for the right one would be the strasbourg scholar, spy ties or the tomb readers
>2 days agodeadlock won bigly
what did it win?
>>538973857TRUE, unfortunately. I think it's high time we bend over and spread our assholes to our Bigcock superiors.
>>538971284Good shot, mate>>538973857I'd vote for this and buy it
>>538973857>I MUST....DO THE REFERENCEEEEEEE!!!
>>538960457It's good but I think he should try to distance his other videos away from Pootis Engage before it becomes his defining identity.
https://x.com/misyltoad/status/1966009988285084066The contractor is gonna be at Valve, what will he do this time?
>>538976242>can't leave home without his gay plushiesprobably accept a bunch of hats and maps with hidden pride flags
>>538976242Remove decals, sprays, etc. Ban community servers
>>538976242Do the exact opposite of what Zesty wants
>>538976242This nigga retweeting shit from>/tttt/ pics
>>538976242Invest in frog cosmetics NOW!
>>538976242Eric remembered they promised an MvM update before Halloween and those pink cookies aren't gonna eat themselves
I could be working on the MvM update for Team Fortress 2 right now buuuuuuuuuuuuut them pink cookies are so damn good, I'd rather finish them first. I know! I'll put that contractor to work on the update while I enjoy some well-deserved pink treat for working so hard on Team Fortress 2 for the last seven years. Delightfully devilish, Eric!
>>538976242>Eric, you don't want to bring back quickplay, delete the email with the petition completely from valves database and blacklist the sender
>>538976242>joshie could turn into a full-time employeeHonestly that's good news, he actually likes TF2 so that makes him better than 99% of Valve.
>>538983509
>>538983509what a brat
>>538983509hohh my goodnessif i could get a gf who looks like that...
>>538983509but then we'll never get quickplay!!!
>>538983509Citation needed.
In casual mode, why do people be friendly during warmup? It's more time to play but they dont play for some reason
>>538985796Mutsuki from Blue Archive
>>538950401last 2 f2p games i played was warframe (fun) and microvolts (fun, but p2w, so meh) they don't scratch the itch that tf2 does, the last game to scratch that itch was blitz brigade but that game is dead>>538971115sometimes you don't need a 3rd cosmetic
>>538983509why do you keep posting sexualized depictions of cartoon minors in the TF2 general thread?
>>538976242Steam Deck or Deadlock
>>538987037He's mentally retarded/sick, next question
>>538987921Um, when will the MvM update be released?
What other cosmetics go well with this shirt?
>>538990593Why is tf2g so dead?
>>538987037same reason the floydfag keeps posting real kids
>>538987037because he's based
>>538990667Sneaky spats
jej
>>538990927>>538990927>>538990927GOTTAM
>>538991149Actual mental illness, someone make a thread >>538991206ignore this one.
>>538991206thanks pally
>>538991149what's wrong with it? he made it on time
>>538991675>makes it before 750 so he can spam his shitty art in the OP mentally retarded/sick like i said
>>538991814You are mentally sick to care so much about it
>>538991814he made it AT 750 you fucking retard it was ONE post and minute earlysomeone should shove you in a locker
>>538991935you're a retard, eat your own words.
>>538992025>747lol
>>538992242>erm you can't heckin make the thread a minute early if we'll be at 750 after a minute you just heckin can't https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/9/9f/Heavy_taunts05.wav
>>538992658This is an odd way to admit you're terminally online trying to get your shitty art in ops
The only keyed animeposter around here is the one whose anime pics get removed by the mods.I'll kill all friendlies I see in your honor king.