Previous: >>538756976>Game News (EN)Current Rate Up: Seiun Sky (3*), Mayano Top Gun (Alt 3*), Air Groove (Alt 3*), Silence Suzuka (SSR), Tamamo Cross (SSR), Kawakami Princess (SSR), Hishi Akebono (SSR)8/28 - 9/10: Story Event9/7 - 9/17: CM Gemini Cup - Kyoto 3200m, right, spring, sunny, firm9/11 - 9/23: Legend Race9/21 - 10/4: Story EventTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>Game News (JP)Current Rate Up: Still in Love (3*), Espoir City (3*) Stay Gold (SSR), Admire Groove (SSR), Daiichi Ruby (SSR), Biko Pegasus (SSR)9/8 - 9/18 Agnes Tachyon's Factor Research9/22: CM Classic - Kyoto 2000m, right, autumn, sunny, firmOctober: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m, left, autumn, cloudy, firmNovember: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m, left, autumn>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd cour will air on 10/5Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19Guest Starring:Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/>Thread CirclesJP: ウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)EN: https://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)https://rentry.org/umapog
FREE CARATS JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
CYGENEROUSDOOMPOSTERSBLOWTHEFUCKOUTHOLYFUCKINGSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>538775240first for carat stonks
yet another fenomenal thread begins
>more gibsBUT WHAT ABOUT TP POTIONS. WE NEED TP TO FARM FOR CMS
Do people actually like flat fillies?
I'm starting to feel the pressure.
>bigger gibs a few days after the sting of cm2 defeat wears offlol
WE WON BIGLYWE LOVE 9/11
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY BORROW LIMIT INCREASE
Guys even if they literally double the rewards from those categories it'll still be fucking awful income on a pity per year basis. I was told that we get all our income from gibs but the gibs have literally dried up to nothing.
How do I improve my TT rating? Last week I had 540k at the same rank but now I can't get over 450k points this shit is way too random
>>538775574this makes paypiggies seethe in rage
>>538775574i wanted more borrows but this is ok i guess
STOPTHECOUNT
Thanks cygames happy 9/11 my brothers from the far east
Is that... Tazuna?
>>538775131>>538775285So, what I should keep in mind basically is>If 9* stat, good pink is preferable, white is optionalOr>If 8*, good pink and white is mandatory
Special Week should die
>borrowfagscucks
>>538775574HOLY SHIT NOW I LOVE 9/11
If someone could post what sound script is used these days I would really appreciate it.
>>538775710Many, many skills. Focus on everyone. Duel the baddest dude in the room.
>>538775675You mean we're going to get an extra 20 carots from dailies? No foolin'?
>>538775842*rapes you*
Remember to do your cm runs asap since all the real sweats know about the waiting tech and are waiting too.
i don't need gemini platinumbecause i will always go back to Mayano Top Gun Fan Club anyway
>>538775574Good! I have no problem with the accelerated schedule, but I always thought they should give carats at a similar rate to what JP got. If they move through the game 50% faster, there should be 50% more carats during that period.
>>538775884>be poorfag>didn't get siun sky>most likely won't get summer maruFeels bad
>>538775574>no ura qolIt's a nothingburger, but the retards will be appeased.
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARBYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>538775975Sending you some of my luck, Anon.
>>538775494>real american threadbased
>>538775662Damn, the shooting yesterday really did a number on Cafes psyche
What about the daily carat pack though?
>>538775964I already switched back to my oshi
CYgames giving these news today proves japs did 9/11
>>538775574cautiously optimistic until i see the actual numbers
>>538775964same
Teio!
>see this cracked Goldship I spent the last three weeks of my life building? teehee it's so weak I'm not gonna make it guize
>>538775838Sounds good to me. It'll change once we get the Tachyon spark manipulation though. People can get 9* stat + good pinks + good whites easier without having to play this game 24/7.
It is important that you remember this uma.
>>5387764533* 3URA you mean.
club rewards getting buffed means danchou will kill some leeches, right?
NOOOOOOOO THIS WAS AN AMAZING RUN FUUUUUUCK 5 RUNS AND MCQUEEN IS ONLY GIVING ME THIS SHIT
Umamusume current gibs timeline pastebin with referenceshttps://pastebin.com/W6MiQDdZEN CURRENT FREE GIBS12.3k carats + 4 ssr ticketsJP FREE GIBS12.8k carats + 4 ssr ticketsen release date 26/06en dober event start 28/08 - 64 daysen time (GMT) 11/09en total days 78jp release date 24/02jp dober event start 30/05 - 94 daysjp time (in relation to en) 17/06jp total days 114 daysi based accel off of linking the same closest event start date pic from both game twitters (currently dober) - (accel rate may be a tiny bit off but im too lazy to fix it rn)accel rate = 94/64current accel is 1.46875xwe are missing 500 from free gibs we are missing 1140 carats from dailies + 38 days of tt rewards + 38 days of club stuffif we get the missing 1.5k we will be up 1k in free gibs
>>538776409I say and do this
>>538775618yeacygames avoided animating nishino flower in the animations because she would be too sexy
>>538776025Oh no no seething already
>Cyjews are already panicking because they know people will quit after losing CM2LMAO
>>538776397Do you think Teio likes masochistic play where during sex I threaten to break her leg? Just grabbing that calf and threatening to push it up beyond what she’s capable of.
>>538776553>danchou>doing his jobNever ever
Danchou, i'm sorry... But i'll be leaving for A+ club because of increased rewards...
>>538776631>m-mister! this is your last chance! get in the van or i'll hit my buzzer!
>Still no borrow increaseIt's real fucked that CM's are accelerated but they refuse to increase it.
>cygames listens to feedback from its playerbase and makes adjustments>HAHAH AHTEY AR EFUCKING PANICKING DOOOOMROS WE WON GAME IS DEAD HAHA xDD
Training Bakushin is awkward because you've really got to have your stats locked in and sorted by the time senior summer comes around, because good luck getting more than 100 extra stats during/after it
>>538776553you can leave, faggot, no one is gonna miss you
reposting because niggers don't like old threads>>538774929>Can an anon correct me?I don't even know you and you're giving us homework.>>you start with 0LB KB and SCAs if anyone wouldn't reroll or buy a ragequitter's account>>therefore you need to pull 5 of eachKita powerspikes at LB3 and Creek is useable at 0 though LB1 gets her +1 stamina so your actual target should be far lower.>I didn't account for the fact that there's a guaranteed SR on each 10-pull (does that even affect the SSR chance?).offbanner 10 pulls WITH PAID CARATS are fucking dogshit, daily pulls are better (10 compared to 30 giving you an average of 6 golds; even the lowest roll possible throws a fuckton of cleats your way (300 silver compared to a 10 pull's lowest roll of 10 gold 90 silver))>So for a 50% chance to get the 10 cards you need, it would take 18,000 pulls (2.7 million carats, or $37,800 assuming you pay $70 for 5000 carat packs).>For a 99% chance to get the 10 cards you need, it would take 35,000 pulls (5.25 million carats, or $73,500 assuming the same $70 for 5000 carats).Wrong. Also easier to wait for rerun banners where the cost of sparking is at a base $408, $394 if you do 10 dailies, then $374 if you use dailies, grab 2k off a monthly pack then 27k paid carats off the $34 pack (if you're very autistic with regards to a banner you save $34).>>538769605>and the need to whale to have decent cards is tiresome and jewishAlright, a vent post from a poor F2Pchad that didn't run the numbers.If you want "decent cards" you can spend $21 on the 1500 pack then use those carats across 30 daily pulls.You can either use them asap or save a bunch for a banner which brings down the cost of sparking from 30k down to 29k. If you save tickets then the cost of a banner will be lower.>inb4 "but the guaranteed gold (21% chance btw) on a 10 pull"If you have paid carats, spending 50 at a time is objectively better.
Training Bakushin is awkward because you've really got to lean forward so your throbbing erection doesn't visibly poke through your pants
I'm just gonna run my CM1 goldship. According to the simulator she will run out of stamina at the final 50m.
>>538776871doomers will always find a way to doom no matter what is going on. we could eradicate world hunger for good and doomers would find some way to put a negative spin on it, truly the worst of mentalities.
>>538776409I'm not going to make it...
>in demotion range
>>538776980Holy retardio. Let me guess, you got a lot of failing grades in school for misreading the instructions?
>>538776871>he trains more than 1 Uma a day>he wants more than 3 borrows a daylol
>>538775618Why the heart eyes?
>>538777030post deck
>cygames doesnt make changes>GAME IS DEAD LOL>cygames makes changes>LOL THEY ARE PANICKING GAME IS DEADSYBAU
>>538777085 (the raped)
>>538776836and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. My peanits
>cm2 made gaijins drop the game en masse?>release... ze Equalizer ™
>>538777118Iirc, it'a 3/3 with 18* power parents.
Flat girls are gross
>>538776871>makes minor adjustments with zero qol changesFTFY
Even posters are umasOdd posters are Toreinas.
>>538777030>A Turf>A LongI'm sorry for your loss good luck the next CM
>everyone raring to queue right away>they didn't realize all the casuals went to the open league>they start running to each otherYou hate to see it.
>>538777181>3/3Jesus christ, was he clicking triple rainbows the whole run or something?
>>538777181Yup, thats how its done with a massive highroll.No spurt or S in long though, so if someone gets the lead you will just stare at it.
>>538776871casuals dropping out because CM is a whalefest is true though. I doubt that has anything to do with the free gibs but still
If they increase borrows CM is going to be even more fucked you retards. You have to work way harder and everyone's going to have better umas so it all evens out. You're never going to stand a chance against whales anyways unless they get unlucky in the race.
>>538775975You gotta have faith until the very last moment, ya bastard
Is umalator bricked for anyone else?
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty buttsniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt
>>538777125>>cygames doesnt make changes>>GAME IS DEAD LOL>>cygames makes changes>>LOL THEY ARE PANICKING GAME IS DEADThis but unironically
>>538775574Did jp get this too at the same point in time?
>>538777325The ones asking for more borrows are the ones who play more than 3 career a day though.
I'm ready to read the walls of seethe about best girl when people start getting spanked out of rounds 2 and 3 by super Golshis
i failed the run but this may work for a last minute Golshi training
>>538777030This loses to a 1000/1000/700 golshin with spurt and S long btw
>>538777426Nope this is the second instance of Global only changes (the first one was room matches and jukebox already being in the game on release)
>>538777426We are getting the JP experience, only accelerated.
>>538775618>>538776631sex
>>538777376Feel like these faces are a little too small
>>538777483no it won't, spurt is only worth like 150 power
>>538775618Only gays don't
>>538777359I've played gachas for more than 10 yearsFaith has left my body and if there is a thing such as a spirit or soul, it vanished a long time ago
>>538777318>PvP in a gacha is a whalefest at the topwho could have forseen this
>>538777685How much have you spent
Everyone needs to have a mass melty when MANT arrives in like 5 months so we can get more gibs.
>>538775618i don't because feeling up a flat chest feels the exact same as feeling myself up that's kinda weird
Cygames has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever and reduce the rewards
>>538777050
>>538777553>has ovulatedToo old for me
Pro tip: the top whales are using power parents for Gemini. stam parents was just gaslighting
>>538777751>>538777318Taurus did have a fair number of free-to-players winning finals though, I wonder how many of them got sucked in because of it
>>538777829My girlfriend
>>538777858When is this uma getting global release? What's her name?
>>538777858>>538777050An Umamusume?!
>>538777842Your gym reps anon?
>>538777751>at the topthat's the problem anon, it's not at the top. Most casuals cant even get the 900stam + S in other stat floor to enter this CM, let alone the 1200/1200/1000 ceiling
My tendons in my wrists are feeling slightly better now. Please post something that is not translated or catbox it if it is not safe for work.
>>538777887yeah no shit they have mlb stam cards
>>538777887Nah, they using speed parents. Less pow training = less stam. Speed is the stat they don't need that much.
People think this PVP is a whale fest but the truth is a good run, a proper build, and some luck will actually let you beat a whale who also builds properly but didn't luck into as good as run as you, so like 30% of the time you can actually win against whales.Meanwhile many other Gacha games I've played with PVP, it's literally 100% impossible to beat a whale, even if you're a dolphin.I'm not saying that this game is kind to F2P players but this is one of the only games I've seen where a F2P has greater than a 0% chance at winning in PVP.
>>538775618Only in the form of tallflat. Where my tallflat brethren at?
>>538777957this one will have plenty as well id say.Sure, you might get stomped but plenty will luck out at least once per bracket.
>>538777858>>538777050Man, some of these mob umas are super cute.
>>538778027what happened
>>538778060does uma even have any tallflats?
>>538777858That thumbnail is funny. Midget Pasa.
>>538778016except in this game the 1200/1200/1000 goldship will randomly lose to the 900/1000/700 tokai teio
>>538778027>the rice shower
>no good maxxed SSRsIs it over for me?>>538777859Is 29 too old to make it?
This is gonna be tough. But don't lose hope people. To inspire you, here is a photo of some members of a top-level club working hard in an Internet cafe. You can be inspiring like them, if you only work hard enough!
I'm trying to train a B rank Uma for Open League but it seems that not capping stam at 1200 is better according to some test room matchs I've ran with a 700/1200/650/400/330 gold ship with no skillslost badly to other gold ships with less than 1000 stamina but a bunch of golden skills, is that just bad RNG even though everyone was in 'great' condition?
>>538778027translate-kun...
>>538777762Not a lot, I'm not a whaleIn total I'd say, give or take 1.5k, assuming I spent around $10 every month, and considering I've never been in a position to waste more than thatWhich is enough to know luck is not on my side
>>538778316me on the left
>>538778129opera raped me while i was moving a dishwasher and made me pull a muscle
>>538777858The fabled Umamusume A
>>538778027
>>538778285>LB3 CreekThe luckshitter cries "IT'S OVER FOR LUCKLETS LIKE ME" as he highrolls
>>538778285My method is simpleIf it can't drag the grocery bags, too old and busted
>charming junior year>long s classic year>late classic year 600 stam mcqueen event 3>her stomach growledIt's over.
Guys we still using Nice Nature for the cup?
>3* stamina >2* turf>3* A&S>O white sparks
>>538778210Strictly speaking, I don't think so. I think there's only like two horses that even crack 5'6" and they're busty
Digitan LOVE
>>538778575nice nature will be part of my team for every non sprint CM foreveri'm doing ace nature for the mile cup, i just can't seem to get a proper ace nature for this one because of her stat gain though
>>538778575apparently air groove is easier and better this time but i aint building one in 20 min so i'll just use my natie again
>>538775710Just keep spamming races until you run into a witmaxxer. You probably have a lot of those TT refill items. Keep using them until you get out of demotion range.
>>538778550It's true. I dont have a kitasan or any of the other good cards. It feels tough.
>>538775618Hell yeahBride Mayano was the first character I whaled for, and I'll whale for Bride Nishino
doing my part
>>538778027Get well anon
>>538778575Nah I hate Nice Nature so I built Air Groove insteadShe comes prepackaged with the anti gold ship tech anyway
>to win cm3 you either frontrun whale or you use late gamblers>theres no resource on how to build late gamblerspls help
>>538778874taishin is actually meta
How's your uma whoring fellas?
>>538778681unfortunate tall flat is great
>>538778874here's the resource on how to build late surgers for cm3 that can beat frontrun whales:.....whale
>>538778084If whales continue to be retards like >>538777030 the F2P can easily win.
>>538778874>maru + ryan uniques>As many white/gold accel skills>mid-race velocity skills>Pray you manage to proc accel at proper time
'Ura finale full auto when aoharu launches' stonks keep rising bros....
Been joining some public CM rooms. How is it these people can whale so hard yet end up with so little to show for it?
>>538778992Truest shit I've ever read on this website.
>>538778874The video in questionhttps://youtu.be/-f3sYxvS2nA
>>538777887You are supposed to use power parents because you are hard training stamina.
>>538779080>those staminashttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQ6n_1CAoLcvery relevant
>>538779080>MLB Kita, MLB Creek, MLB Tazuna>dogshit stats from week 1 embarrassing
>>538778874Pumping iron, mile straights/corners, late straight/corners 1200 speed 600+ sta 1200 str 300 guts 300-500 witAnd then there's a bunch of other late surger skills / gambles you can check on the simulator
>>538778874You juat have to whale for the late surger cards :)))
>>538779127> A power card is obviously better than a guts card in mileAh, the gutslet ignorance
>>538778874Literally just use El and build her properly with high wit and lots of middle leg speed skills.
Wait, how the fuck is air groove supposed to work in the front if she's E in Long and D in Front? What the fuck? Are metaheads retarded?
>>538777887yeah i don't have the mlb power cards they have
>>538778874
>>538779386It's like a sacrificial urara but she dies at the end and debuffs too
>>538779405what is this from>>538779459What the mother of christ is a sacrificial UraraHasn't she sacrificed enough already?!
Do the parent's sparks have influence over what sparks you roll at the end of the run? I'm building an El Condor Pasa parent and she rolled URA Finale 2 twice in three runs which one of her parents has
>>538779386You put her in front to counter 1) uraras 2) pace chasers. E doesn't matter, she's a debuffer
>>538778419True and canon
>>538779386If theres no other frontrunner she will take the front and dictate the pace of the raceAnd since she sucks at it, everyone will go slower and everyone will be packed up until the last leg.Then endclosers will be able to close the gap to the front much fasterAnd airgroove comes by default with debuffsBut this strategy ONLY works if theres no other frontrunnerAnd you should only use it if you cant make a competent 3rd ace
Thank you my daughterwife.>>538779528increases the chance for scenario sparks (URA)if you match the skill to a spark it also increases the chance to create a white spark
>>538779564How does she counter uraras and pace chasers...? I don't understand how having a shitty frontrunner counters pace chasers??>>538779605Oh, THIS makes sense, that's fucking funny. But this wouldn't work if you were to use her with an ace frontrunner though?
>>538779525if you put a haru urara as a front runner it messes up the AI and kills the other front runners.Air groove dies almost at the end of the race which messes up the AI of other style runners as well, not just front runners
>>538779525https://www.canva.com/design/DAGxnoBzdjQ/j9GD4ySx1hdcfbjUzkoUPg/edit
>>538779386Its a debuffer that doesnt block you at the end.
>>538779386>>538779605it makes the race more random and lets the shitter umas win
>>538778874>how to build late gamblerI got you.>maru + ryan unique>updrafters inherit Generally, you'd go for Slick Surge inherit. Better if you have both for CM3.>green skills>position pilfer inheritListed based on priority. Late Surger Straightaways + Corners are good too, but they're like cherries on top.
There's no way these are going to be good enough to get out of Group B but at this point considering I still haven't trained anything better I think I'm just gonna start putting my borrows towards Cancer Cup prep rather than waste them on more Gemini failures.
>>538779528x*1.1^nx= base 20%, double circle 25%, gold 40%n= number of parents or grandparents with sparkSkill must have been learned during the run/race 1st place / scenario cleared depending what type of white spark it is
>>538779701If there are no front runners in a room one of the pace chasers gets buffed and starts acting like a front runner, without the shitty speed multiplier that front runners get.
Latekeks will never be good.
>>538779701If there's no front runners, a random pace chaser gets promoted and gets a massive boost. And nobody really runs front runners outside of maybe a seiun sky, so there's a big chance for an enemy pacer to get promoted. You front your debuffer to counter that.
>>538778703
>>538779801>Two end closersOh nyo nyo nyo...
>Last half of senior year>No rainbowswow cool game.
>just found out open league doesn't allow B+Gonna kill myself. How the fuck do you prepare a B uma without going over into B+ by accident? The game doesn't fucking tell you how rank works. All my best umas are only A so there's no fucking way they're ready for the other league.
>>538779701In a race with no front runner, a pace chaser gets promoted to front runner while keeping pace benefits. It's really shit if it isn't your pace chaser, the lucky pace can be hard to beat. It's determined by placement in early race iirc.
20 speed 10 power? Damn she packin>no legend races with her for ages
Which umas are surprisingly assertive?I know you have ones like Mayano, but I got a hot springs ticket for Ogurin today, and I was surprised how bold she was during that scene. Well, as bold as one can be in a freemium japanese game sold on an app store.
>>538779701if theres another frontrunner she turns into a mediocre debufferbut its worth it if your other umas suckbut just be warned that this will buff every End closer, not only yours.You are gambling on multiple things to go right for you here and as its been documented in testing. This strategy sucks massive cock and just adds another layer of rng.
Are we dodging?
>>538780085Dia? Lol
>>538780032She's a 2*, just pull her mate.
>>538780032Buy her shards with the club points?
>>538779996I don't remember this part of AlitaGranted I read it years ago, and I'm not even sure what the fuck I read. That space flower satellite whatever the fuck I still didn't really get.
>>538779996You use a calculator. Probably quit the run on the spot if about to go over to avoid random events.
add mambo to the game immediatelyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmik-_n4FO4
>>538780167>>538780172I wanted to 3* her,but yeah,i can club point the frontload easily.
>>538779996There's a rating calc.
>>538778973Too flat
>>538780247if you quit the run you actually lose the uma entirelyyou have to fail a goal race for a premature end
>>538780247What calculator would you recommend?
>>538780275https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRF8XvFn6rw
The worst thing about CM2 is that the races are boring to watch
>>538778515I tried to do handwriting but my own handwriting is very terrible because I never used my drawing pad for writing words other than that one time using it to take notes for math class haha
>>538777030>>538777301spurt is just additional power basically, doubt he needs itthat missing long S kinda hurts, though, along with uncapped speed and not having any green skills for speed, there's just way faster horses out there.just like pace chasers always get overtaken by end closers in the end because of their lower top speed
>>538780375>x4>wait 20s>check if you procced maestro and spurt>skip to win/lose screen
Breaking news: daily rewards have been adjusted by inflation rate
That's it, I'm going to bed. Wake me up when the whales are done for the day.
TWO MINUTESYOU /UMA/S WANNA LINK UP YOUR LOVENSE FOR WHEN THE FLOODGATES OPEN? :DDD
ready to go 0/5 in all my qualis
>>538780382> I never used my drawing pad for writing words other than that one time using it to take notes for math class hahaMood
This is the best I could do for long cm....
ITS TIMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWWWCjOfKVY
My plan for CM2>luckshit a 3/5 so I can get to A League Round 2>win a single race so I get B League finals>get blocked in B League finals so I get nothingGodspeed
I WON
>>538780375>skip to last corner>goldship in front 6 lengths ahead of everyone elsethe CM2 experience
Good luck anons, try not to get golshi'd
>>538780603I do not have a single 1k/1k for this
>>538780720>so I get nothingyou get gemini bronze
I'll be happy if I somehow manage to get into group A, I did 0 prep for this CM.
>>538775964its not about using it actively, its about not bricking your account permanently by missing out on itthere are two types of gacha accounts worth any money>starters>100% completionpoorfags buy starter accounts, rich people buy 100% completion accountsit makes zero sense to invest more money into an account that has missing content that you can never claim againthis is simple gacha economics
>>538780720A toast to you getting to A finals anon and godspeed
>>538780356Dunno I haven't bothered with open league. I saw a few at some point but didn't save the links. >>538780339Wow, that sucks
>>538780639YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Did you know that Mayano's VA has done voice acting for a dozen different porn games? And the most recent of which came out only 6 months ago? I thought that was interesting.
it begins
it's happening
Should I wait?
I JOINED THE WRONG ONE. I DON'T HAVE B UMAS, WHAT THE FUCK. CAN I SWAP?
i won
Meh
My fellow B+ trainers, are we doomed to forever be the middle child between the pampered B and lower youngest and the successful A and above eldest?
>>538780850TERRORIST DEFEATED
>>538780903You can swap with me if you want bro
>>538775574>>538777426So we get Clairvoyance, AND equal gibs? How is JP not throwing a shitfit over this? I remember back when HI3 did a global-only bunny girl event (because China censors that kinda stuff), and one jealous fan tried to stab one of the developers because of it.
thread is moving so fast no one will notice that I jack off to audio of Ticket going "UOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" and "TORENA SAAAAAAaaAAAAAaaaaAAANNNN" every night before bed
>>538780903Get training, trainer.
JOINING EARLY WAS A MISTAKE, ABORT ABORT ABORT
>>538781039post the audio so i can jack off with you
>>538781039Hmmmmmmmm I am noticing.>>538781110THAR SHE BLOWS
>Agnes first>The rest nowhere
>>538781110that name looks familiar
>>538781161holy shit shes levitating
>4th/5th/6thGood start
3rd 3* Spark in my lifetime of playing this game
Threw a CM ace at her, the poor thing.
>>538780085Most of them become assertive after the third year
Nice
>>538781110>>538781160>>538781169NEVERMIND, EASY
>>538781161
>>538776062Name every Derby winner that is playable in this game.
Sorry Maya, but I need your trophy.
Wtf there are 2 Seiuns in my first race, you niggers told me Seiun wouldn't be used
HOW increased will the compensation be? Did Cygames get their head out of their ass and realize that people were dropping this game like flies after Taurus cup and the lack of gibs
>>538781329oh it's you, you also have a good gold ship you fearmongering homo
>>538781329Witlets never prosper
>>538781439Mine doesn't have spurt though...
>>538781408+5 carots per day
>first runs 5/5damn I guess I overestimated the levelnow just hoping I don't get blocked in finals
>>538781408retroactive rewards too??
>>538781406>he fell for her scamNever believe Seiunposters
why did they change the logo from the bull?
I am getting so assraped
>>538781639Do you know your zodiac signs, bro?
>all those people that went max stamina instead of max speedWE DID IT GUYSGREATEST ORCHESTRATED GASLIGHTING EFFORT IN HISTORY
I don't recommend joining in right now.Alot of actual well built Umas instead of the usual trash.Join a bit later.Learn from what happened in CM1 and do your runs in like 8 hours to avoid sweats.
>Some idiot brings 600 stam umas>I get blocked by them and the 3rd guy winsAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>538781639>wtf is a gemini???
>>538776463i'll always remember aston machan
>>538781608I won with Redditship anyway desu but it sucks if my front Urara will be useless
>>538781639because the bull is for TAURUS cup? and the twins are for GEMINI cup? are you retarded anon?
>>538781639Taurus is a bullGemini is twins
>lost to thisRemember, stats do NOT matter
MY GIRLSTHEY'RE WINNING THEIR FIRST RACE TOGETHER
kek guess i'm fucked
>>538781696no>>538781718I watched beyblade>>538781741dick>>538781745thanks
>>538781320First entry went well
>already losing to lower stat stuff due to blockingEbin
>>538781745when are we getting uma twins?
>People still getting open league wronglol, lmao even
Instead of having fun and enjoying myself I double tapped through all of it and skipped everything. fuck :(This feels awful.
don't even bother posting your wins if you used gold ship
>>538781704>do your runs at like 2 amnah
>>538781865Admire Vega?
Don't listen to retards. Join now, free wins.
>>538781821You got 24 hours, bwo.
>3/5Alright I'll take it considering I'm still not fully prepared
>>538781839>BNWSoul. I really wanted to run it too but I don't have Biwa ;_;
thanks for the free win urara bringing retards
dumb blocked bitch
Erm I'm sorry was this supposed to be difficult?
My End Closer Rudolph that's 800/1k + 1 gold is somehow consistently coming closest to winning against these 1200/1200/900 whales. Like, within a length. I might try to rebuild her tomorrow and see if I can squeeze my way up to 900 speed and see if that's enough
LET IT BE KNOWN
>4/5 blocked onceWell that was...an anticlimax
um my nature debuffer is the favorite?
>>538782045same desu
:D
Hi. Anon that's only been playing for a week here.SEIUN FIRST - THE REST, NOWHEREI WON 5/5, MOVING TO OPEN LEAGUE WAS THE BEST DECISION I COULD'VE MADE THANK YOU BWOS
wom first race then got robbed on second race
>>538781982I didn't roll for her but ended up getting her while rolling for Taishin, I regret not doing it for Taurus as well
Fuck you guys you won't trick me into queuing now
can't even get 3 wins round 1....fuck this game
What did she mean by this
>>538782045
>>538781924they missed their chance unless they revive her sister somehow
>late race>brocked>3rd place>somehow golshi moves to the side>overtake the other two at the last secondHOLY KINOOO
forgive me mayano top gun
>Connecting...>Connecting...>Connecting...>Connecting...
>my golshi that eats shit in public rooms is winningWHAT THE FUCK
Not a single taishin btw
we did it in open
>>538782061best cock sucker
>>538781839Based canon team metafoes seething
>>538782112good luck newbwo i believe in you
FUCK
>>538782256The CM rooms from here are very sweaty, the public ones less so but still, most players don't bother with them
>>538782256autists who run public rooms a million times are only the top 1% of players, the rest can't be assed
>>538782310just win once next round for group b finals?
I'm goingI'm a whaleStop queuing if you want to win
Fuck they're so fucking cute bwos
the brickening
that wasn't that bad
First decent Cancer Cup ace. Now time to see what Gemini Cup has in store.
I don't have A+ umas. Did good though.Do I have to keep doing this over and over or can I just wait till next round?
First day is still super easy
>>538782256Cm rooms are finals, this is the peewee leagues until the B ros see themselves out.
grim
>mayano front runner cucks all pace chasers >goldship BROCKS >Mcqueen running like a coked up hellhound at the final turn Holy shit McQueen
>>538782378Yeah and if I don't manage that I flunk out entirely and don't see any finals at all. It's all down to matchmaking luck for me now.
GRAAAH DAIWA SWEEEEEEP
>all these neichas that do nothingthanks for the wins retards
GOLSHI WARP
>>538782464You still get rewards for winning so just keep doing it until next round
>0 ulalas in 15 racesYou fags lied to me
Why are you idiots doing your CM runs now? Do them 10 minutes before reset. You'll be racing bots and get an easy 5/5.
I forgot CM was happening until I got kicked to the title screen during my Matikanefukukitaru run
>Get into a race where my 1000/1000/800 shitters are the only A ranks in the race>My Golshi distances Brian, who distances a B+ Golshi>4th place Rudolf late started and loses to the B+ by a lengthThat's not very emperor of you
>run my TT squad that loses nearly every single time>actually get two winshuh
>>538782479;_;
>this was the next best favorite after my umasKinda feel bad now desu
I can't believe I'm actually praying to never win and get to Group B.
>>538782256>my golshi that wins public rooms inted all my CM matchesWHAT THE FUCK, THE ENEMIES ARE NOT EVEN THAT GOOD
>>538782576You were just lucky
thank you useless golshi for stomping anyway
>>538782592Dishonest play
>everyone I've been racing against is just bringing their favoritesI'm sorry little Timmy
DAAAAAAAHBBYYYYYi dont have biwa hayahide unfortunately
>>538782592if you do it now, you're literally up against 700 speed aces
>won three races
I can't believe people got bricked into using the useless Urara strat
>>538782592>could not find any opponents
>gold ships with significantly less wit than mine go outside, move up early and win>mine refuses to move up, goes inside and gets brocked 3 races in a rowI don't fucking get it
>>538782672UM 1.2K STAMINA + 3 GOLD SKILLS BROS, WHAT'S THIS
>first race: 6th, 7th and 9th>second: 2nd, 5th, 6th>third: 2nd, 7th, 8th>fourth: 2nd, 4th, 8th>fifth: 3rd, 5th and 9thYeah, I don't think this game is for me brosGoodbye
JESUS
>goldship procced lets pump some ironez game
Grats to all my fellow openshitters. I'll do my runs in an hour when I get off work.
Why is matchmaking taking so much longer than the 1st CM?
>>538782592There are a lot of 800/800 umas got there right now
>1st, 2nd, 3rd>1st, 2nd, 3rd>1st, 2nd, 4th>1st, 4th, 5th>1st, 2nd, 3rdWith my bricked team. Life is good.
Is this an actual game mechanic that if some faggot uma latches itself into yours, you are in a permament pace down mode?In more than one run I've seen my umas with way higher speed, way higher power, way higher wit, mood and better skills just sink back into the blob because someone is directly behind them
>need to use 3rd party calculators to minmax to be in open league>need to whale to be viable in the other onefuck this game, nothing pisses me off more than hiding information from the player
>>538782771everyone quit
Is the Follow Slot upgrade for how many you can follow or how many can follow you?
>A nice smooth easy 0-5...
Wow I managed to not get filtered with these shittily built umas.
this round 1 is easy to win, the hard is the round 2
>>538782749I told you end closers that pretend to be late surgers is the tactic. You should've remade them until they acted properly.
>>538782759post ur team/uma build? Maybe its not too late to build something u should never give up
My Golshi dominated, except for a neck 2nd place on the last round, pretty sure it was down to pure luck. I think my Oguri didnt have enough stamina and my Tachyon not enough accel.I think power is what makes the difference.
>>538782592Feels way easier to do right after it opens for me, everytime I waited I had worse results
>>538782724>lost 10 races
>>538782045pshh... get on my level, kid
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHITTTTTTTT
>>538782729I don't feel bricked at all, finally found a couple taishins I can kill
>>538782749RNG game
Sick
>>538775574Too late already quit. Call back if these numbers are decent and half anni has some nice stuff.
>>538782894As expected of Mitcher
>>538782729its not useless if you do it properly>haru paces down the entire race>umas slow down their pace to match the slow ass haru>you now use actually velocity/accel skills instead of just focusing on stam
>>538782894shut up, mitcher
I can drop down to Group B from round 2, right? I don't want to fucking fight 1200/1200 whales on Group A.
>>538782771probably way less players
dammit...
>>538782027It keeps happening wtfffff
>>538782816yesumas try to respect the position orderthat's why people run front runner urara who then falls behind and slows down the whole pack
>make competitive mode>only have 2 rankswhat fucking retarded ass boomer nip thought of this shit?
>auto-select>the results
If you whaled don't even bother posting your result, you didn't beat anyone but your own bank account and your win is illegitimate.
>>538783028wit game
>>538782936>no spurt
>>538782771has it? it's been instantaneous for me same as CM1
I fucking love my daughterwives, they're gonna win the whole thing for me.
>>538782771It hasn't even been an hour, bro. And the wagies are still driving home.
>>538782928I have a LB 0 Kitasan, no Creek and literally 0 SR cards MLB'd even though I spent all my savings on those two bannersIt's over and you know it
>>538782864Did you find / use the open B calculator? You can find it on reddit with a simple google search. It's actually really handy. My Symboli is only a measly 23 points away from B+. Super beastly. You can do it too.
>3, 4, 5Off to a great start
I honestly wasn't expecting to get into group A this time since I just reused my goldship and NN. Mcqueen is literally just my TT long.
My umas are ascending to heaven.
>>538782998theres no doing it properlyits pure unfiltered rngive had 4 uraras in my lobby, the guy who used urara had all their umas lose to the other guy who didnt use uraraits a retard placeboit works ir rng decided i win, strat must be good
>>538782771>Why is matchmaking taking so much longer than the 1st CM?Gee I wonder why...
>>538782864>need to >need tonot really? you can enter either league with a D uma if you want. Min-maxing is not necesary at all to play.When it comes to winning though, as with literally any competitive anything in the history of competitiveness, you gotta put in the time and effort for it
Well, last race had a 1200/1150 goldship that obliterated everyone else but I’ll take it
>>538780872Don't wait, just cum. And probably, too many whales will play right away.
>mood awful, bad, normal>this goes on for 5 racesis there anyone more unlucky than me?
>>538783187Plenty of B+ to shit on right now
3 golds, 1 white recovery.How peculiar
>"Don't bother pulling on Seiun bwos it's not relevant unless you whale"DST'D
you copy?
I'm seeing a lot more Uma variety this time than CM1
>blocked, lose>blocked, lose>blocked, lose>not blocked, win>blocked, lose
>>538783098>t. poorfag coping and seething
how is super creek doing that... why is she floating...
>open gradewho cares
I never doubted you, Daiwa! Go! GOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>538783293top cunny got gaped
>>538783258I went up against a bunch of stamina maxed goldships. my goldship is max speed with S turf and 900 sta
I'm grinning like a goofball because my Taishin is winning every race by Distance. I love her so much.
>>538783150I don't have a kitsan either and only the 0LB or whatever creek. I just wit and power max cause its my only options to squeeze out the best results. Shit I don't even borrow kitsans. She's a sprinter card. I refuse to do it. Now borrowing fine motions. That's where its at.
>>538783308Yup. Still losing to full MLB SSR Uma though
>>538783293i copy!
>>538783283hmmm nyo
>>538783209the only RNG part of it is somebody else using a non meme front runner, everything else about it is workableand then the backup is, if they have a non meme front runner, she's just another debuffer
really didn't expect this but I'm glad it happened, and I'm glad my daughter is part of it
YAY SEX!
Casuals have woken up go queue
BRIAN WTF WHY YOU ARE ALWAYS INSIDE YOU SHOULD BE OUTSIDE TO ACTIVATE YOUR SKILL
So how does this work? Can I get MORE carats for doing this up to 3 times a day? Or is this just if you didn't place and need to re-run until you're out of tries, crash out and fellate a shotgun?I have to say, this is really fun.
alright what are the sparks gonna be bwos
Rolled enough shitters to get 3/5 wins, feelsgoodman
>>538783382>wit and power maxing on a stam raceYeah not even going to entertain the thought
Did better than I thought with my team.
>>538783424>#7 favourite>placed 7thYEAH NO SHIT SHERLOCK
>>538780872You're already used to waiting if you're an Almond stan. What's a few more hours?
McQueen, you may just be one of my favorites after this CM
What should I get?
I need to job round 2. Jesus.
>win>
Could be worse
>Open League
>>538783473Oguri and her constant lies
My CM2 finals placement strategy? Prayers to Shiraoki-sama so that my opponent's statlines are like this for all my races.
>>538783278I have this exact oguri except 100 less power but S long She is absolutely jobbing and never wins
>>538783340most players i would assume. Most don't want to be matched with whales
>>538782592I just matched against 6 B umas
BAD MOOD
ok good, the only difference between 5 wins and 4 wins is 10 carats
>>538783487Power trains stamina. It's not as crazy as it sounds lol. You actually need less stamina cards if you bring more power ones. But alright, fair enough.. I won't glaze cheeks over it. You do you. Sorry anon.
>>538783590>that G+ Haru with Great at the bottomI love her
My Mejiro carrying my team
I swear there is some matchmaking fuckery to make the first set of five races easier than the rest
>>538783518what skills?
>Match against fags with 4 end closers>Lose>Kicked to the main menuepic
>3,4,5>3,4,5>3,4,5>3 is consistently my Mihono, not my ace McQueenI've been setup
>>538782760This is your finals boss bro, he'll be back just got you
>>538783227There's no fun challenge in needing to find a fucking spreadsheet from reddit to bypass hidden information or shelling out cash to win.
>>538783451Hmmhmm... The calculus... Of sex!
>>538783209well, your golshi still needs more speed and acceleration than the other golshisbut if you're just a bit short on stamina, this could make a difference, as it essentially reduces the race to just the last spurt.
15 races i got 1 winpretty much dumpstered by whales as expected
15/20.This was far easier for me than Taurus. I swear that 70% of my wins were by distance.
Botched one match but I’ll definitely take it still
>>538783447Urara got wazowski'd
>stamlets
>>538783521i got my seiun sky out of the free trainee one
>>538783717It’s way worse than Taurus cup
>>538783483:(
I want to ragepull 10 support cards to see if I can miraculously hit Super Creek or MLb some of my speed cards but I only have 6k carats so it would be a complete waste. Is this how they get the paypiggies to pay up? This feeling of being utterly fucked cuz bad deck.
>>538782760>no spurt
IF YOU HAVE ANY OF THESE UMAS ON YOUR TEAM, YOU OBJECTIVELY DID NOT WIN THE GEMINI CUP>GOLSHI>NICE NATTIE>MEJIRO MCQUEEN NEGRO>MEJIRO MCQUEEN BLANCO>TEMU OPERA O>MIHOYO BOURBON>EYE COPY>YOU COPYTHAT IS ALL
>he fell for the frontrunner meme
I fell for the Taishin gaslight, it's a Goldshi game
>>538783663I think Highlander hard carries her
>>538783717How, like 80% of my races had no whales
>first time seeing actual matches with straightaway spurtJesus Christ, these umas really do just launch like rockets
>>538783098>coping and seething f2poor thinks his being jobless means more than being a whaleCHAD who funds the game
>1st run 4/5>2nd run 0/5What in the fuck
Killer on the loose
now what?
>this got 2nd place over a whale gold shipLuck game
Sure love getting nothing but 2,3,4 places every race, can the fucking niggers at 1st already fuck off
>>538783680>There's no fun challenge in actually having to tryyeah i bet
>>538783775Mihono Bourbon is my autist wife, I chose her on purpose faggotShut the fuck up
>just drop 200 bucks on your f2p phone game bro
>none of the aces i trained other than goldship wins anythingtime to go debuffers i guess
Not nearly as many Uraras as I was expecting
>>538783717same went 4/15, if there's a goldship you might as well just skip
Only thing that fucking matters
Number two...favorite?
Bruh I am not winning any races with my 1000 speed 1200 stamina + 3 recovery ace WHAT THE FUCKThere's literally Daiwa Scarlet who beat me with 900 fucking stamina and two golden recovery
>>538783806cool, thanks anon :)
I gatekept a newcutie from group A
*record scratch*yep
>>538783925Didn't see a single one in 20 races.
We did it umadacchis.Now for the victory laps.
>Tachy picking up the slacky whenever Gold Ship gets brockedThis is why you run 2 aces
>60 gorillion goldshipswhat a gayass game
>>538783950Mine keeps getting really close seconds to my goldship, but she's having so much fun!Urara too!
>>538783734maybe she should have eaten her pickles for more growth
I don't think I've lost to a single urara team yet
Stop beating the casuals so hard, you will demoralize them.
>>538783963whoa....4 gold skills....
>>538783904>needing to try>swiping a credit cardpick one
>Golshi procs unique>nothing happens
I have a new routine:>Lose 1 match: wait 10 minutes>Lose 2 matches: wait 20 minutes>Lose 3 matches: wait 40 minutesand so on. Let the gigawhales exhaust their attempts
>>538784013that could actually be me RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>use 3 aces>job>recycle Taurus Neicha>start getting wins
i did it!time to get raped in group A
>>538783963My golshi was consistently low ranked but won 4/5 races lmao
It appears my superiority has caused some controversy
AightThanks for all the doom and gloom, really pushed the grind.
>>538783984Should have actually tested your team
>>538784094yeah i pick the calculator that literally helps you try harded and you for some reason seem to hate
>>538783802My Taisin placed 2nd against a Golshi
>>538783241>>538783517I want Ai to edge me..
Only seen 1 Urara in 20 races and my Golshi won that one, went 2/5 5/5 2/5 5/5, very weird lobbies
>>538784025I saw 2 in 10 races (so far)They're out there
>wins by a large margin>or gets brocked>no in betweenLong S is overrated
>>538783904mmm yes the sweet rewarding victory of needing to use a calculator to plug in skills with hidden values to not go over a different hidden value. Really big brain, skill intensive gameplay.
Just had a race against a guy running 3 debuffers and one guy running a debuffer and a sacrificial Urara, very fun!
All the whales are gone btw, it's okay to queue now
>try out my 1000/1200 umas>win 5x>try out my 1200/1000 umas>still win 5xI can't decide my teams based on this. The majority of the playerbase is actually under prepared.
my man reused his taurus evil nature
>>538784128what were your 2 other horses?
Lost to worse umas because rng
>>538784240There's a very slight margin where Long S can cause you to gas out.
>>538784282I reused my Taurus grass too cuz I can’t be bothered and it worked out fine
>>538783482Asking this againCan you go through and get all the carats over again?
my special week won a race, i'm happy
Golshi bros it appears our superiority has once again led to some controversy.
>>538784193Because that information should be in the game itself you fucking retard. Making players jump through hoops outside of the game does not enhance the game experience. They're already actively being stingy as fuck and trying to gouge money, don't waste my time too.
Bros, Daiwa Scarlet is doing literally nothing. Even another debuffer would have been more useful.
>proc recoveries>win>don't proc recoveries>loseman this feels so much worse than Taurus for some reason
>>538784272I couldn't manage a good ace for this one aside from a decent gold ship run. Every other run over 10 days got cucked somehow
This has literally been 90% of my races
Is the guy with the Long S Bakushin awake?What are her results?
>>538784282I did the same lol
LOL get SCreek'd
>>538784357yes no point not to use all your entries
>>538784396daiwa rocket only works with a shitty front
>>538783673MY MATIKANEFUKUKITARU GOT SECOND LET'S GOI'M NOT MAKING IT TO GROUP A BUT I AM PROUD OF HER
free2poor here... WTF?
>>538784403Reminder that you only get one shot at finals, better pray to Shiraoki
>>538783482>>538784357yes
>>538784283air groove, el
MCQUEEN GO OUTSIDE WHY DID YOU BLOCK YOURSELF WHY DID YOU LET MAYANO OUTRUN YOU?!
>>538784363I hope your week feels a little more special now, anon.
Just swept a lobby. This Brian was 4th place with distance over the 5th. What the fuck are people running?
Lost 2 times to a Gold Ship and 1 time to another Taishin, I think the second round and the Final will be way harder than Taurus
>>538784396I told you the rocket strat was shit this cm
>>538784463she gave me my only win...
>>538784248yes anon that's how competitive bullshit goes. You think top tier fighting game players just eyeball the frames each attack has? or just guess whether they're plus or not?again, if you wanna git gud you gotta put the time and efford for it. You even have fancy tools like those calculators that help you out instead of having to go around blind>>538784385>Because that information should be in the game itself says who? it's an optional minigame. No one is forcing you to try hard at it. if you want to try hard then you gotta put in the effort
Went 2-3 in my first run with Golshi, Top Gun, and a debuffer Air Groove. I know I won't be competing with the whales, so I'm okay with that for now.On the bright side, the Golshi I built up for this is making the Top Gun legend race a breeze.
Dusting jobbers in both Gemini and Legend races.
>>538778524it would seem like the image to too big for 4chan
>be 1150spd 1150stam 3 golds standard disstance double o straightaway spurt long S golshi>lose to 800 stamina taishin with 2 golds????????
>>538784431holy sovl i tried making one but she refused to spark long over like 8 attempts
I think I should've trained 3 aces. NN doesn't seem to be doing anything
>>538784597encroaching shadow?
>Send a poor Creek>Wins twice>Final match>Someone sends a Frontrunner Urara>Race AI is fucked. Gold Ship rushes to the front before the second half starts>This fucks over her unique>My daughterwife steals italright everyone else can queue now
>use goldship>winit is that easy
Is there a way to rewatch the CM races?
>>538784627NIGGER NATURE
1200 stam gaslight workedim just winning with 1000 stamina
>>538784564deepthroat that cyjew dick more maybe they'll toss 20 carats your way if you swallow
The McQueen experience in this CM
/uma/! I did it! I survived today! Please headpat me!
>>538784536Soul
>>538784363same
I just saw a B rank bakushin with G in Long ...
group B looking comfy
What is Daiwa Rocket
Thank you to whoever was spreading the Urara misinformation; I got some easy wins off the players who were putting her in their teams.
yoroshiku
>makween constantly blocking herself by staying inside
Not a single person, including myself, had straightaway spurt. If you want to win then queue up now
>>538784576all of my goldships jobbed hard to the mayano legend race, she always was like 30 lengths ahead by the time the spurt started. i dunno what the fuck is going on because the same goldships won cm races easy
>this is the Legend Mayano's statsDo they hate her or something? Every race is a distance gap.
>the relatively high amount of times I'm triggering Lone WolfHeh
>>538784517Not you, the guy I raced had Nice Nature and a Golshi
>>538784719uh oh freebie meltiecome back when you're a little bit RICHER
I don't get it but ok
>tfw running by myself
>>538784719>no argumentthought so.This isn't even an umamusume thing. That's just how competitive stuff goes. Even actual sports use a shitton of technologies and shit to get the best results, and none of that is in the rules of the game itself
>>538784770>pace chaser daiwa>fast front runner with not enough stamina>your daiwa overtakes front runner which puts her in first, triggers her unique + any other speed/accel skills for mid/late race>zooms off into the distance
Golshit? nah, this is CHADchyon's game
OkTime to post WinrateGoldship = Goldshit
>>538784732*headpats you*
I think I made a mistake joining the graded league
>>538784564>wtf are qol features???>go make a whole app on your own, you aren't OWED anything ninjenyou should come up for air you're gonna overdose on shoe polish
>tfw just realized that B tier is only limited to B or lower UmaGo on without me...
if your team has goldship your wins dont count~
How exactly do I win against this?
>>538784818I had it activate in the majority of my races, it's pretty free
>run my mid of the mill 1000/1000 umas>easily qualify in Ay do you always pretend it's going to be a sweaty hell /vg/??
So, how did it go?
i have no idea what im doing but i bumbled into group A with my queen
>>538784732Good job anon
CunnyInc. has 3 spotsA+ Claneveryone is welcome to joinjust put /uma/ in your profile and youll be accepted
Oh you actually aren't cucked out of titles if you don't win this time
Oh boy, I can't wait for all the 90%+ WR keks to job in finals
>"This will be an easy win">blocked>"This will be an easy win">recoveries didn't proc
it's over...
My dumbass Golshi proc'd spurt then blocked herself by going to the inside...
>>538784917This truly is a WIT-let general that doesn't read
>>538784857A lot of people failed to reach the stam requirement. So many distance wins.
Should I bother trying to make a better Goldshit? She only won 1 race and barely beat my Seiun Sky that was on bad mood while Goldshit was on great.Is this not enough stam?
>>538783984900 stam and 2 recoveries is all you needed though
on my way to becoming a 90% win rate PVPer
>>538784950Qualifying round is easy, the fucking finals are dogshit since it's just one (UNO) ((1)) race and that can mean you get brocked and lose.
>>538784923You got matched against an actual whale congrats.It's like you pulled the rate up from a single ticket.
>>538784923You already won, whales do not count as human beings.
>no one use Urara memei knew it they were gaslighting me to not get a sleeping lion for my cute taishin!
They need to delete Gold Ship from the game
i've encountered someone bringing a king halo with long S, i kneel
gemini cup in a nutshell
>>538784923that goldship dies pretty easily to debuffers, only 2 recovery skills and relatively low wit
>15 races>2 winsI did it bros. I can finally uninstall.All that free time I have on other things now.It was fun while it lasted.
>>538784914who are you quoting? min-maxing like an autist has nothing to do with qol and asking for spoonfeed fetaures that help you min-max harder is not asking for qol at all, it's just being a baby that wants to win with no effort
Well I've had a productive afternoon. Decided to roll for Seiun Sky, mainly for her front runner skill for Summer Maruzensky. Didn't get a single drop in the first 100 rolls. Fuck. Decide to go all in, get 6 drops in the last 5 rolls.Also I got into Group A in Gemini, My Rudolf and Taishin wombo combo have yet to get a full sweep but getting a two 4/5's and two 3/5's is good. I just fucking hate how one race no matter what just rolls double awful conditions.
>>538785069let me know when you're queuing :)
>>538784923That's the joke: you don't.
>>538785073Absolutely FIRST RATE
>>538784890Is the idea of having the actual information in an information game present without datamining really so alien to you? If I play a turn based strategy game I can see how much health a unit has and how much damage an attack does, at no point is it made better by obfuscating any of that. It is not fun to go outside of the game to need to find basic information, it's why fighting games add frame data to the training modes and show how to punish things now and have tutorials. This isn't challenge, it's lack of quality of life.
>>538783984Well, yeah, if both golds triggered that's enough.
Silly newspaper that's not what undefeated means
>>538785072This is the last championship where she matters.
at least the aces we make are useful for the legend races.
>watching someone stream their cm runs>"DUDE LOOK HOW FAST MY HORSES ARE THEY'RE CRACKED GET WRECKED">said streamer has also spent at least a couple thousand dollars on the gameWho's really winning here
>>538785032Forgot pic
>All these anons getting uppityYou realize your opponents are tweaked to perform worse than they actually do right? This isn't real-time matchmaking you fucking idiots.
>>538785081>she dies to debuffno she wont lmaoyou retards glorify debuffers so fucking much its insanespecially in long where theres only 1 gold debuff that barely does anything
>lose by a nosenigger
anons said this would be the sweatiest cm even though normies couldn't build for Taurus
>>538785134>5 star SeiunDont you mean you decided to whale for her
>>538784564Anon, open is supposed to be the casual option but it requires additional external sources to make it under the limit.If they instead just had different league grades like boxer weight classes I'd agree, but that's not how they designed it.
My McQueen beat a Golshi once. There is hope
>>538784564>says who? it's an optional minigame. No one is forcing you to try hard at it. if you want to try hard then you gotta put in the effortNTA but that's a shit ass excuse. No reason not to include a couple lines of crucial text in the year of our lord 2k25.
Aight one out of the way
>went 3/20>with this Gold Shipwtf did all the casuals leave?
>>538785272>You realize your opponents are tweaked to perform worse than they actually do right?THEN WHY CAN'T I FUCKING WIN
>>538785291its day 1 not even an hour.. literally the same as last time
I want to say I got lucky. I expected this to be a hell of a lot more difficult given their performance in test rooms.>last race gold ship got blocked by someone else’s nice nature during the spurt
>>538785272good bait
I already won my runs so the last one and tomorrow i will just use shitty teams so more shitters can pass to group A
>throws 1000$ at a gacha horse racing gameHmmm, guess you should have tried a little harder anon. We reward effort here.
She almost beat my gold ship. What the fuck.
>90% of anons posting 5/5 winsThis is extreme gaslighting right?The ones who lost just arent posting right?
>>538785010We,/uma/, will laugh at goldfags though
>>538784907>>538784987Thank you! I hope you guys did good too! I want you all to get extra gibs for your favorite upcoming horse or support cards you'll be rolling for!
>>538785360there's no way this is real
>>538785360>>538785231Thats weird,those two should at least win half
rng game. even lost to my own B long evil groove.
>>538785081>>538784923lmao no that gold ship doesn't die with that amount of staminayou need to pray her spurt doesn't proc, then you may have a chance as it makes a ton of differencethat mcqueen though is easily beat, shit running style with shit power
This race is unironically too long, I don't even have the patience to watch it
>>538784814does she run end lol?
>>538785438i will post my sovl win with my 3 aces
>>538785360They did. Also your green skill collection sucks.
my air groove is doing a superb job of killing goldshits gg
>>538785360>memeaway spurt>long S but no turf Slmao this general did a number on you huh
I'm genuinely shocked by how little everyone else has prepared for this CM. Barely any long S or spurt on any other horse.Last CM I felt really confident in my team and kept getting 3/5s and 4/5s.This CM I felt crappy about my team and got 19/20.
>>538785272>This isn't real-time matchmaking you fucking idiotstrue
well i won one race
>>538785360deserved for using goldshit>>538785471when you are brocked ____
>race against better opponents>win>race against worse opponents>loseevery single atom of this game is determined by RNG and it's driving me crazy, nothing you do matters.an 800/800 b+ gold ship won one of my races because every other A rank uma in the race literally stopped running for no reason
They're so motherfuckigng cute bwos
>>538785032I have the same problem, my Seiun Sky is currently carrying me while my Golshi does whatever she wants back there
>>538785329I'm already hired by the superior Satono.
My records were just okay my goldship missed spurt procs or got blocked a lot...I did manage 2 rockets with daiwa and she took it which is the highlight for me5/5 4/5 1/5 and 3/5 and im sitting at around a 65% win rategonna try another goldship i built tommorrow and see what the results are like. Overall from just my races I feel the races are hella random and even well built horses can just die for whatever reason.
>>538785167>it's why fighting games add frame data to the training modes and show how to punish things now and have tutorialsthat is a recent thing. SF5 didn't have that, they started doing it with SF6 and umamusume is older than SF6
>>538785395They each won two. Time to finish the rest and see how deep hell can go or if it’s really this easy.
>>538785536building for longs is just fuckin annoyingi gave up trying to get perfect umas and settled for suboptimal shit and still wound up in group A
>>538785438Loser here, I'm rolling my last ticketI'm at 4/13
>>538785438Obviously
She's doing great.went 16/20
3 golshis, 3 narita brians
>>538775494>they actually moved the date to 9/12that shit is funny
>>538785438I posted 3/5 here >>538783061
motherfucker
I'll be using my 800 speed umas to collect participation rewards and give you guys free wins. You're welcome.
> 90% win rate with McQueen + either GoldshipSpeedlets on suicide watchThe one with more stamina and long S despite no spurt seems a bit more consistent though.
>>538785610And it would be trivial to add, all the backend values are present, literally all you have to do is show them.
I feel like a terrorist bringing this demon to the open league
Damn there are people just throwing what they have at the wall huh
>went 15-5 Fuck I should have waited to queue my first entry was the worst
Oh fuck, the Daiwa rocket works
My stupid chud life. No 3 spark
>taishin keeps getting brockedAt least my fast Gold Ship is carrying the slack. Taishin is still finishing 2nd, but shit's getting annoying.
>>5387854384/54/55/53/5
First set is a clean sweep. I'm proud of my girls
>only whales and paypigs are left posting heregrim
>>538785227Whales have no skill, they don't count.
>>538785610Wrong, that was in Tekken 7 and the frame data in practice mode was in 2019. You're defending lack of features for no reason.
My oshi is not winning a lot...
>>538785640Ah welp speak of the devilUse your last ticket, I guess
>13-7Would be higher if i would have used Goldy on my first run instead of Oguri
>>538785651>14k almost S mcqueen>30% WRthis is hillariouspace chasers are really fucked this time aren't theyglad I didn't go for oguri in the end
>>538785710People went too hard on stamina just like the first CM. 1200 speed 1000 stamina is much better than 1000 speed 1200 stamina here. In the Taurus Cup people struggling would have done better with 200 less stam and 200 more power too.
>>538785360Where are your skills bwo
>>538785329I signed..
>>538785764>those ears and the animation
>>538785536We don’t have the tools and i don’t have the inclination
>>538785301Yea, a little. But at least my whaling isn't spurred on by poor impulse control. Seiun's skill is excellent for any front runner, Summer Maru is going to be a meta mile Uma for a good while. A few bucks is worth raping any future mile race events for about a year.
>>538785823Not true. I don't even play - I just watch the anime and masturbate to fanart. Surely I'm not alone.
>brought Seiun but forgot to train stamina or>600 wit no gold recoveriesFunniest shit ever
>forgot that a mission gives you 2 free entry tickets>despite winning most of the races, I have earned barely any carats
>>538785438For me it was>2/5>4/5>5/5>4/5Never queue early boyos
>first run is 3/5 wins>all the other ones are 1 or noneI'll make it... I... sure... will...
HEEEEEEY /UMA/GUESS WHATSURPRISE RACE TIME!!!So you're a big boy huh? A big gamer? With a big stamina stockpile? Alright, prove it.The Turbo Gemini race is now open for registration at>43939503I REPEAT THE ROOM MATCH IS NOW OPEN AT >43939503BRING ONLY ONE UMA WE'RE SETTLING THIS HERE AND NOW
>>538785770Yeah i got it off twice and it felt amazing lol
>>538785950sex
>>538775574>50% more monies and support points>5% more carats
>>538785950IM CRASHING THIS ROOM
>>538785360I don't believe you, post actual race stats
Oooops...
I won 1 race out of 3 so far, some of the competition seems to be people who have like 700 or 800 speed but 1200 stamina
>>538785404Races are actually recorded in advance you dumb retard that's what the registration cooldown is for. Your opponents are meant to perform worse for handicap. Your account is made to be an NPC for other players to win over too you just don't see it.
10/20 with Teio, could have been a lot worse.
>>538785823>whales AND paypigs
>>538785360jej you have to be running her as pace or something
Thrown my S Turf urara into the ring If you see her, make sure to give her a headpat
>>538785950Only after Cancer Cup ends matters...
>>538785167nta, but this is what this game comes down toinformation advantage and wallettrue that you should have some information more readily available, on the other hand it's kinda fun to hunt for it
Went 10/20, hopes for A round 2 are not high
Not a bad showing so far, glad i finished the Gorushi today.
>>538785438I lost all of my games too.I thought gachas were supposed to toss you occasional wins so you want to keep playing?Looks like I'm just entering daily/legend and skipping the races to get my rewards.
>>538785438>This is extreme gaslighting right?Most of them are disgusting whales who spent thousands for one 10 pull reward, they are disgusting, so please don't mind them, just laugh at them.
So the meme was real, huh?
>>538785764soul>>538785902soulless
>>538785438whales live to post. Some are also probably doctored because people just do that, sad lives or something. Some are just insanely lucky. Just like taurus, people are posting umas that would have lost every single race i'm in (hell first race today was a multiple K$ mcqueen whale)
>>538786017that's only for the finals anon
>>538785932You can use the tickets tomorrow that's what I did last time
Fuck Nature
>>538785941Aren't you in if you're 3/5?
>haven't met a single opponent using a green skilldid I get gas lightored
>8/15 with golshiThis really is a coinflip meta huh
bruh im bullying top gun-chan this feels like absolute shit
EZ
>>538785438I went 4/5 and 3/5. I'm going to hold onto my other entry to see what it's like tomorrow.
>>538786096CM is the lose to whales or spreadsheet minmax hours
>>538785823Open league warrior here, I just don't have the patience to do spark autism
>>538786017Please continue posting this I want to see somebody falling for it
I lost
>>538786161that's smart save all your entries for the final day
Whoever this is.You're a fucking KEKOLD ASSHOLE FAGGOT DOUBLE NIGGERImagine getting to bring only 1 uma and you bring A FUCKING DEBUFFER JUST TO FUCK OVER EVERYBODY ELSE
>>538786048Going to give her a wombpat with my dick
GO FORTH URARA I BELIEVE
>>538786157Based symboli enjoyer.
I wish my Mcqueen was winning more but Goldshit snipes her every time
>>538785438I thought I would get at least one win...
>>538786134It'd be my pleasure.
>>538785871well i was running 3 Aces so the winnings being split made sense.That means they are all near the same powerlevel
>>538785438I will post my records later tonight, gonna play dota with a friend
>>538785796chingchong ning nong.
Love Bourbon but I might have to swap her out.
>>538785823I'm just taking a break until they implement better QoL or free 100 pulls events. The currency economy is punitive at best and not worth the time put in. I can't even afford to pull any new umas to enjoy different parts of the game.
the age of Front dominition has come
>>538786239
>>538785879Yep. I should have done less stamina for Taurus too
i just skipped all 20 races and went on with my day
>>538786337>front rudolfwhat
>>538786239Bwo, that's only 6 debuffs, calm down
>>538785950started!
>>538786239lmao in the chat
>>538786152Make a maya ace to make up for it!
>>538786030To be fair a whale spends a fuckton and anyone who spends anything on the game is a paypig. All whales are paypigs but not all paypigs are whales.
>>538786372did you win?
I'm excited for CM3 however, I want to see that RNG insanity
>>538785879Meanwhile my 1200/1100 golshi keeps losing to 800/1200 umas
>>538786337post Rudolf
>>538786135YesBut those results only mean that was most likely my luckiest run
My 1000/1200 long S goldshi couldn't win shit. My 1200/1000 S mcqueen won more. You guys fucking gaslit me again.
>>538786409turbo needs to be pregnant
>>538786437won half
>1/5>3/5>1/5>2/5what a bunch of cancer, why did I qualify... at least next time I will drop to B and have better chances
Survived to group A with 45% winrateit's fucking over isn't it?
>>538786325I was going to quit the game, golshi week happened, and i’m out for now
>>538786445bwo thought 1200 stam was a gaslight...
I'm seeing a lot of really bad front runners. I can't believe casuals fell for the gaslight that they can run front without whale cards and/or severe autism.
>No. 14 fav>got 3rd I'll take it. Must be some real stat monsters in that lobby.
>>538786409goldship party
>Using Gold ShitLMAO
Fuck them both
>>538786239For a second i thought that's mine.
>>538785950>retard golshi doesn't proc a single recovery skill
>>538786484I'm having the opposite problemMy 1200/1000 gold ship keeps getting rushed and gassing out while my 1100/1100 gold ship never fails and gets wins off of that alone
shocking honestly
>>538786239LMAO
>>538785360guessing you got brocked / bad moods / whale opponents galore cause my much worse golshi at least managed a 50% win
>>538786592i still don't get this meme
>>538786593That is yours, yes, I just didn't want to dox you. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU DOUBLE TRIPLE QUADRUPLE NIGGER BLACKOID PAVEMENT APE FARM EQUIPMENT MONKEYYYYYYYYY
>>538786496Twins Turbo
>>538786620>King Halosoul
>>538786017mfw this actually makes sense
>>538786668no it's this guy >>538786403
>>538786668It seems like my superiority has led to some controversy.
>>538785950>gourmand didn't proc
>>538785360I don't believe you. This is my Golshi and she got 6/20.
>>538785950It's a Mejiro x Gold Ship world after all ...
>>538786401>>538786447im openfagging and Rudolfg is my worst ace. I runing her instead of daiwa or super creek cuz I was having the worst RNG know to man with them
>>538786017>registration cooldown>uma registration is todaylol retard
>Every Seiun Sky in my race has lost by Distance....Huh!?
>>538786645Me neither. Some Chinese shit. The Tachyon one does make me smile though
>>538786620how? isnt she absolute ass at anything longer than mille
What kind of doomposts are going on over on breddit lol
>>538785536>Barely any long S or spurt on any other horseBecause it doesn't fucking matter. Your Long S + Spurt Golshi will lose to a 700 STA Tachyon
>>538786839>face seiun sky>wins against goldshi by distanceWhy do I have to face the fucking whales...
>>538786839She's a good parent, not a good uma by herself
>>538786882example?
>Golshi doesn't proc spurt>I lose some shitter Rice ShowerStill in Group A but goddamn that skill is make or break
>>538786831Based Grandma and Granddaughter
Bros, how do I not get too demotivated over this CM? I spent a lot of time trying to prep for it and so far after two runs I only have 2 wins, one in each.
>>538785360Low power. Unironically.
>>538786882it's literally just all fanart like usual
>>538786843>The Tachyon oneHuh ?
>>538786839Retards read/learned that she is meta and build her not knowing that the only meta thing about her is her as a legacy.
>>538785438This is my result for the day
>>538786839Seiun is the total and untouchable king of the B-and-below Open league right now, mine has an unironic 95% winrate so far.
Remember: the final round is seeded. If you sandbag and experiment in the first two rounds, you're going to be seeded second to a giga whale and lose.
>>538786510I swear people are tryharding way harder than normal, the amount of S turf S distance 1100/1200 GS/Seiun/McQueen i got matched with was insane
>>538786134later
>>538786846A good torena can do that
>>538786225You won where it mattered the most.
>>538787024Wait so you WANT to win hard?
>>538786961I just came out from the same situation, Spurt didn't but Pressure proc'd instead and I won
This is beautiful. Even the Sky's got hit
>>538785438This was mine
i kneel
>>538786920she is a good uma but this is one of the tracks where her ult isn't great
>>538787024I was going to lose anyways, buddy.
>>538787117
>>538787060bad trainers use easy mode goldship~
>>538786965I learned in taurus it doesnt matter because if the game decides you're going to be whale fodder you're whale fodder and there's nothing you can do.
phew that's enough for me today still not in top condition yet thoughhttps://exhentai.org/g/3532842/d29304ebbd/all the versions can be found here
>>538785438Ask those posting their 4-5/5 wins in a row to post their decks
Those were some weird ass races but 3/5 is 3/5
Graded is such an RNG clownfest, a 1000/1000 Oguri with just Long A beat me and a bunch of whales
I'm just getting destroyed by gold ships and nice natures, no fucking way I'm getting into group A
>>538787146forgot to quote >>538787038
uhhhhh
This CM has put me in a really good mood this evening. I love my daughters. They did so well today.
I only win 1 out of 5 in cm lobby tests so it was surpising to win 15-5
>>538787130life is pain
Umamusume is a luck game above all else. The sooner you realise this, the sooner you can achieve enlightenment and enjoy yourself.
This is even sweatier than I ever imagined. I cant believe that many people are tryharding a gacha so much.
>>538785950BUUUUUUUT - we aren't done hereOh no.This time you bring your THIRD racer. The worst one from your bunch.Registration is now open at >79575389I repeat the ROOM MATCH is now open at>79575389Let's settle it.
>>538787240Shoulda' joined Open and gotten straight wins across the board like me bitch
2/3 3/2 1/4 3/2 Taurus was way easier bwos....
>>538786839> Long CM> You have like 5 days to build her> No easy gold recoveries other than maestroShe can only be a parent for this CM.
>>538787287its fun
>>538784923go next
>>538787276CM lobbies are what you can expect in worst case tryhard/whale scenario
>>538786965just accept this is the bullshit whale cm, the only usable unit is goldship for casuals really.You mash speed stam and spend all your points on recoveries. There wasn't a single brain cell that went onto this
>>538787224based translate-kun
>>538787065Damn straight
My team with win rates. 2 rockets were the biggest highlights of the races. My goldship lost to some weird stat builds. Overall feels more rng than taurus
>>538787302i copy
can you avoid whales by just queuing later closer to reset
>>538787117Why is she so evil?
>>538787276>CM lobbies aren't a valid representation of the broader playerbase
>>538787285This is true and exactly why Matikanefukukitaru is the actual main character of this game
>>538785438I went 3/5 and am happy
>>538787406yesbut people are stupid and queue now and then whine that they lost 1/5
>>538787037it's sad, at least my choco girl Amazon is coming out soon to cheer me up
Victory lap, and realizing that McQueen and my front runner (either mayano or urara) are the best in terms of racing, with my third ace (goldship or tachyon) just doing jackshit in the later part of the race.
>>538786965there's gonna be a million more CMs, and it's virtually impossible to win all finals, even for whalesit's just too RNG-dependant
>>538787276Same here. Tried 4 CM rooms, lost every single one, then went 15-5.
>>538787398>My goldship lost to some weird stat builds.wit game
>>538787276CM lobbies are literal finals simulators
>>538785438got really lucky and went up against only a couple of S distance umas(i have none).somehow mcqueen won 3 out of 5 races, even won against a seisun sky.
>>538787276CM lobbies are closer to round 2/the finals in terms of difficulty.right now it's a free for all with lots of underpepared folks
>>538787302>>538787302You guys did not bring Urara to Gemini stop lying
>This McQueen beat all my racers and the competition by almost 10 lengthsThis is some dog shit rng
>>538786965its rng as fuck. My biwa won 3/5 by DISTANCE. Then proceeded to get brocked the next 5 and not even place second.
>>538787475is that based urara or shit urara
>>538786225>>538787391>i lost>posts brianthese two together do not compute, losing while posting brian is literally impossible
i tried running with gold ship + 2 favorites without a debuffergot 3/5 and then lost almost all of the other matchesdon't play without a debuffer bwos
/uma/, you promissed me whales metafagging and minmaxing the hell out of Open, wtf is this ?
>>538787351Every whale I've seen today got dicked over by luck
This horse is just so fucking funny I don’t even have straightaway spurt and just hope they’re the one who gets blocked instead of me
Are you guys playing this game on fullscreen?
>>538785438Just don't expect anything from this rngfest of a game
>>538786135Barely, he is in trouble round 2
>>538787302Third racer huh. I'll take the Rice Shower I trained that looks okay on paper but never wins any fucking races
>>538785587uma uma uma uma
>>538787574The one who isn’t melted by turf >>538787552>>538787475
>>538787287Welcome to modern society. People will spend literal weeks and 20-40+ hours preparing/grinding to win a gacha race worth 2000 karats (like 20 bucks). While whale Chad's just spend 20-40 hours working a high paying job and get 10000 Karats.
>>538787583I run Gold Meme, T.Meme Opera and Memwa Scarlet and won 14 / 20 races
>>538787271Front Urara but fancier I guess
This shit is way too easy
>>538787626>>538786135>>538785941Don't worry I also went 3/5 once and now I'm "donating" wins to help us get through it anons
>>538787302But I brought my worst racer to the first race too... Go on Daiwa, you can win this time!
some of you are alright, don't queue right now
>>538785587The comically large ears... tell me about it.
>met a front meme urara>my taishin become a pseudo pace chaser>win
>>538787567She got 7
>>538787583In my case debuffers won’t do shit against the actual ace. Might as well make a front and hope she blocks the ones in the final stretch
>>538787657Can i see her?
>>538787276My umas kept placing 2nd or 3rd in CM lobbies. Never won. I was 11-4 today.
>had a race with one guy using Seiun and the other guy Urarakek
yeah I'm not gonna queue tomorrow, even if I do get 3 wins here, there's simply no way I'm getting 3 wins in round 2 A, while there IS a strong possibility I might get 0 and literally eat shit
>>538787530Yeah she missed heals and she missed spurt but she also got blocked in some races. Tis what it is was happy I managed 2 rockets which is what I wanted to see happen the most.
>>538787682>People playing and enjoying the game are retardsDo you only play single player gachas or something bwo?
>>538787287They culled all the casuals. All they had to do was toss from free carrots and you'd be slaughtering janitors
I barely got 3/5. Taurus cup was a walk in the park compared to this.
>>538787806damn you a bitch
>>538787806Shoulda joined open bro. It's literally free wins.
>>538787302Surprised there aren't more debuffers
I think I should've just ran 3 end closers
>>538787567The chad recovery stacker vs the virgin stat pumper
>>53878730214/18need more 3rd placers in here
>>538787806Just take your free monies and statues bros
>>538787552: )
lole, what an epic game. I qualified to A by pure chance but I wish I didn't. I'm just gonna waste time there next round.
I don't think this game is for me. Probably just gonna uninstall now.
>>538787806>i wont grab my freebiespreach on retard
>>538787682This post will make the f2poors mad
>the goldship who doesn't get blocked wins>repeat 19 more timesNice game umatards
>>538785438>3/5>5/5>4/5Now I'll train a random team just for fun
>>538787853>EnjoyingYou mean panicking and despairing over their hours of grinding getting fucked by whalechads and luckchads. Grindcucks are the saddest group of people.
>>538787950make better umas tbqh
>>538787583i run 3 aces with two of these being umas i like and got 3/5 on the first ticket and 4/5 on second, its not that hard
>>538787878SURELY i'm not that shit to get 3rd place in B finals
>>538787806I personally was forced into group A against my will, and I am just going to collect freebies once round 2 hits. You'd be stupid to leave free shit laying around
>>538787806Based, remember to make a seethe post where you complain about the lack of gibsmedat and/or threaten to quit.
>>538787302started!>image limitNIGGERS
>>538785941worry not, you got two more days to make a good ace!better start poopsocking careers right now!
How do I build one of those rocket Daiwas?
>>538785438It's like browsing Facebook and a bunch of vain women are posting their meals or vacation pics. You aren't getting a true representation of life bro.
>>538787682I no life this game hard as fuck at the PC and on my phone almost 24/7 and "quit" like 6 times in the process. If you did not work as hard, or harder than me. You unfortunately did not deserve to win. While you were busy rage baiting, I was training my heart out.
>>538787997nah i like the parent autism so its not enough for me to get angry
>>538787806NOOOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO KEEP QUEUEING YOU CANT DO THIS HOW AM I GONNA GET MY WINS!!
>>538788010This but all the Goldshits get blocked and Makween wins instead
>>538785941They already changed the qualifiers bro. You just need to luckshit 1 win.
>>538787224rest well
>goldship won 55% of day 1 racesIt's actually over for me in Round 2
Late Surgers are a meme, absolutely brocked
>>538787682Woaw a joker society post in my uma thread, yea wild
>>538787287I just like it when number goes up. It's not that deep man.
>>538788054Is this what happens when hoyotards play their first cygames game?
4/5 with 3 aces, 1100/1100/700No 1200 long S sadly, these golshis are going to rape me next round
>>538788062sorry I'm playing this for fun and not to stroke my cock, I have a better productive hobby to tryhard
Boring. Wake me up when finals start that's when the real egos get damaged.
I'm a massive shitter and have a 30% wr but I made it to group A at the very least. I was about to crash out with how bad the races were going
>>538785941hope you rike going 0/5 round 2 for 0 carats ;)
>>538788283Agreed. I spent like 50% of my time trying to build late surge and I found it to be the most unreliable, shitty and painful experience imaginable. I'll never fuck around with them ever again. Ryan can stay in the dumpster, in her closet crying for the rest of eternity. Never ever again. Pace and End are so good. Doing anything else feels like a self-inflicted wound.
WHALES ARE WAKING UPDO NOT JOIN RIGHT NOW
It's just a deathball in the back. Nimble navigator wasn't a meme after all.
how are the whales in this cup?
>>538788283You were warned bro
>>5387884302
I came second in the big lobby!
>>538787302>can't post the resultsAiiieeee!But as it turns out, it's a Daiwa World after all.
Reminder that the Mayano legends race also started. I almost missed it.
>see high fave enemy golshi>see no spurt>relax
>watch the 90% win rate SEA fella talking about Seiun Sky>He says if you didn't pull for Creek, you should have about 18k carats>I didn't pull for Creek and have 6kDid I fucking miss something? Why does he think F2P should have 18k carats right now?
>>5387854383/52/52/53/5lots of mlb decks
>>538788283You are not enlightened.
>>538788167best analogy
>>538788404>Mejiro RyanEasily the most frustrating horse for me with how rng her ult is
>>538788481Post them next thread honeybun, I want to see
>Starts a new set of 5>first game, 2nd Fave>1st Fave is THIS what in the abolute fuck
Stomped a bwo who had B+ B+ B team, feels bad man
Why aren't there any cute vtubers streaming cm?
presentation
>>538788594Do you want to see everyone's or just his?
>>5387854380/10 for me. Couple of second places though.
>>538788609bwo...
>>538788626He misclicked Graded...
>>538788584Try using Narita Brian... You will be lucky if she activates her unique once every 10 races
>>538788404>hating on gambling horses in the horse gambling gamengmi
>>538788628Who needs vtubers when umas are cuterVtubers are a disgrace
>>538788545I have 22k. I rolled once of SC banner, and a bunch on Curren/Taishin banners. I went to pity on mlb kitasan too. I also spend carrots on runs, even give up if the run is complete trash.
>>538788609the fabled john cena uma musume
got 2 victories I hope I lose the next one so I don't have to deal with group A
>>538788167You are going to get a more accurate representation of life on 4chan than anywhere else. You don't have anything to lose as an anonymous poster. /uma/ is simply full of nerds who play the horse game a lot.
>>538788628Nonpon is streaming
Just did 20 races. We can all agree spurt was a gaslight, right? It doesn't do anything.
>>538788724I've had Brian's ult proc more in the 20 CM races than I did over all the time training her
>>538788609whoops forgot image https://files.catbox.moe/l3506d.png
>>538788545I rolled on Creek to 0 carats and I think I had about 8k for Sky before rolling.
>>538788738How the fuck? Did I somehow miss a 10k gem drop or some shit?
im baking a new thread gimme a sec
>>538788734I have nothing to be mad about. I also made it btw. All 15 races I only lost once. 14/1. Total domination.
>>538788545A club, team trials 6, monthly pack (carat pack is still f2p bwo)
>>538788734Literally every single thing in this game is already gambling. You don't need to stack even more gambling on top of your gambling.
>>5387854383/20I think I'll stay in the B bracket, I'm 100% going 0/5 if I somehow get into A
>>538788779bwo wtf
The last /uma/ thread ever, I'll miss you guys but half of you are in the subreddit so see you there good sirs!
>>538788283You have to try as hard as any other aces for pachinko oddsIt's maddening but slightly fun
>>538788775>more accurate representation of life on 4changaslight central? coordinated Discord raids on other boards (possibly this one lol)? If you think 4chan is a good representation of life, there is something severely wrong with you
>>538788545I had 5k, but I still got Seiun because I swiped :)
>>538788830Maybe you just need to do more runs to get those trophies or x amount unlocks.
>>538788857Please use >>538787224 as the op
new bread>>538788996>>538788996>>538788996
Gaslight general
I can see why cygames emergency pulled the accelerated gibs, they knew people would drop the game en masse because of this shit lol
They need to increase the TP rate. There's not enough time to train with the accelerated schedule we're on.
>>538788921See you, space cowboy!
>>538788952lrn2read. The difference between 4chan and Facebook is Facebook is full of real people using their real names, staking their real reputations every time they post something - they're the ones most likely to not post about their failures. 4chan is anonymous, so if anywhere is going to have people posting their failures, it's here. But they're not.
>>538789049What they need to do is add the auto training, I can't do 50 hours of runs a day
>>538789049they need to increase the rate of pretty much everything, I don't even feel greedy for asking for far more carrats
if I'm 100% win ratio can I keep buying entry vouchers forever?
On to A group.I'm proud of my uma. They each managed to get a few wins.
>>538789203Fallacious. Posting still takes effort that someone who wins is more likely to expend than someone who loses, and anonymous or not people still feel an investment in their posts. It's why (you)'s exist and people quadruple or quintuple down on bad takes. If anything the anonymous disconnected nature makes them more likely to become invested in their personal narrative because there's no real "reputation" to lose by telling their opponent to kill themselves.
