Previous: >>538467257Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moeBuild analyzer: https://sendou.inkPool code: inkgen>News• Splatoon Raiders trailer - https://x.com/SplatoonNA/status/1932422840797524219• Version 10.1.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v1010• Drizzle Season is on until 11/30>Media Accountshttps://x.com/SplatoonNAhttps://x.com/SplatoonJPhttps://x.com/SplatoonEU>Map Schedules and Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/>Gear, Weapons, and Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
woomy anniversary
Please Cod, no Splatoon news tomorrow.
frye footjobs
the fax machine told me tomorrow woomy will be announced
marie is the worst idol
splatoween in less than a month
>>538804105get back to work, shiver
>tociy fags when they realize that splatoon 3 is the series's forced loss
>>538804338you'll blame anyone and anything but your own skill huh
>>538804105Callie and Marie are boring and staleWe need less old and busted idols
>>538804437self-improvement is a meme
Can we get a ink powered A-10 to do a strafing run as a Super in Splatoon 4.
>>538804808not through christ
No fatties allowed beyond this point
big fat veemo
I hate /ink/ers
>>538805623not through fairytales either
>>538807405Not through science either
does woomy accept jesus in her heart
>>538808375"Fresh!"
>>538808375Yeah!
Jannies have been notified, enjoy your vacation
9 hours until no splatoon
>>538804156can't wait for sexy halloween wooms
>>538790864
If yebweyys and pedos all got along
Make Inkopolis Great Again!
>>538811921they're both the same thing
They'd probably splat me down by the end of this song
>>538811734this is considered vandalism by japanese artists btw
>>538814621>he thinks I care
if only ballin put in this much effort into quiting alcohol as he did looking at a photoshop gradient tutorial
>>538812391>the confirmed pedos in the thread are all straightcurious
>>538815667Alcoholism is badass
>>538816727
repeat with me: forced wins are worse than forced lossesobvious forced loss match is an opportunity to do stupid shit and see if you can get away with itforced win is 2 minutes of your time completely wasted on a shallow powertrip
>>538820976nuh uhmy woomy smiles at the end of a fwari know it wasn't earned, but she doesn't
>>538820976i think you are schizo
>>538821081my woomy only smiles when holding the rainmaker
I say my woomy even though i use a veemo.
>>538822030that's a good thing
>>538822030you should probably switch to a woomy though
It seems like theres a lot of people who still play this game who have been playing splatoon non-stop since May 28, 2015
>>538823245yeah, me
>>538816961much better
>>538820976It’s exhausting in Clam Blitz cause you gotta run around finding clams to lower your count. Tower Control you’re just standing around waiting for the tower to get to the end. Splat Zones and Rain Maker has you saying “oh we’re done already?”
>>538823245I've taken breaks but I'm still around
>>538823245mid-august, and i took breaks, but yes
Raiders news or bust
>>538828491ngmi
>>538823245I've been playing since the Splatoon 1 testfires, but yeah I've taken long breaks in between
>Go on a 8 lost streak in Splatzones Open.>Do horrible with my main weapons and get steamrolled out my ass.>One more match I decided to pull out Gold Aerospray.>Suddenly start getting kills and wins.>MFWGame not like this...
2 hours until NOTHIIIIIIIIIIING
>>538830213You're mmr is lowered when you pick a weapon that isn't regularly played.
Oh woops, I meant your not you're sorry guys!!
>>538828491>that designninty niggas weren't even subtle about it
>>538820976the only constant is you
You should be able to oversize hoodies.
>>538833158yesi'm the constantand matchmaking utterly fails to balance matches around that constant, instead giving us wild swings in overall team competencesometimes i'm the best player in the roomsometimes i'm the worstand yet, we know that i'm the constantat this point, it's not matchmaking's incompetence, it's matchmaking's malice
>>5388316361 hour until Raiders world premiere
>>538811734epically memed xDD
>>538833910you're so overdramatic oh my god LMAOOOOOOO
>>538816961xDD awesome meme xd
>>538833910they can't do a decent matchmaking system, if they did, no one would actually be able to play the game, look how dead it is already
>Nintendo DirectPredictions? giga raiders copium allowed
chav/joey stop editing other people's posts.
>>538835219full reveal, and it's a co-op pve shooter instead of a fully singleplayer experience
it's an hour long, which is unusual for a direct.
>>538835391all entirely dedicated to mayro
>>538835493god I would love a new Super Mario Galaxy
direct will have a splatoon announcement, the public execution of spyke
>>538835595>galaxyfags get two games and still aren't content
>>538835391it's the longest direct ever that isn't a console showcase.
>>538835675but imagine the nextgen space graphics anon
Splatoon: Arkham City
>>538835369I would actually go out and get a job to buy a Switch 2 for this.
Splatoon: 2077
I want:>open world, no kettle bullshittery (except for things like secret/special stages etc.)>cool new characters akin to the bananza villians>the ability to unlock a billion different armor/squidbeak splatoon suit types, some referencing old games etc batman style>god tier music>more than the conventional octoling/match-the-shape/8-ball/shoot-the-thing >adding more depth to the idols than before>Agent 4>Lil Judd
>>538835219it'll be bloated with a bunch of shitty ports and re-releases for Switch 2. But we'll get like 1 minute of extra Raiders footage with a tentative 2026 release date
Splatoon Raiders: 2050
>>538836684>2020 release? good luck!
Splatoon literature club
Dude will be reacting to the directPic unrelated.
I had a dream where splatoon 3 got dlc in the form of "animootion" (pun on woomy I guess) packs that give you different animations for using your weapon.Also for some reason a new special was added that's like killer wail (splat 1) but in order to pull it off you need the help of a bunch of cereal mascots like Tony tiger, lucky leprechaun, toucan Sam, etc
>>538837496Splatoon bible study club
ready for another nintendo indirect
Agent 4 is sent by Marie to force Deep Cut to pay their debts to her.
>>538837570
>ragebait was so successful that jannies deleted itlol
1 hour until NOTHIIIIIIIIING
>>5388395211 hour until Raiders world premiere
>>538839690it was already premiered...
>>538839513It’s one butthurt janitor that can’t afford a switch 2Womp womp
Splatoon: in The Aeroplane Over The Sea
Yebby 2 will be announced.
Splatoon: Raiders Of The Lost Squid Ring
yebby cancelled
>>538839780>he doesn't know
Splatoon: The Snyder Cut
>>538816961You forgot to colour the tip of 8's fingers on her right hand, but don't worry I got you.
Mechanika will be a french grunge woomy and a mechanic on the side.
>>538840852>racist does a sloppy jobpar for the course
>>538840684I will cancel (You).
Splatoon Begins
>>538841062where is the racism?
Octo expansion 2: electric boogaloo will be announced.
it begins
>>538816961>>538840852Just noticed that 3's ear is the wrong colour, fixed it
>>538815667ballin is a gay republican kek
>>538841464wtf i didnt notice
Referring to yourself in third person is weird.
>>538833158no fuck you you are the constant
>>538841583the devil is in the details or so they say
Nogami will pull out the first real lab-created woomy from his lab pocket.
woomy?
veemo.
11 minutes until shiver butt
>>538841962woomy onahole.
6 minutes until splatoon raiders demo drops LETS GOOOOOO
Side Order was ass, but it gave us plenty of good veemo content
>>538842980it gave us plenty of good veemo ass content
This music is so calming I want to take a nap.
>>538842959>yeb agent 4WRONG
five minutes until third kit deniers get btfo >:)
>>538842980the only good thing that came out of side order was drone pearl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4ZOlKAGdx4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWIEv_aksvo
Nintendo will announce splatoon raiders university where you take your woomy to college
she's in
>>538843345bully but with woomy
It's too bad he can't edit frye not being hideous
excited for news bros!
Now it's actually live
Splatoon: Apartment Designer coming 2077
>>538843345My woomy is retarded.
>>538843524What do you mean anon? Frye is a little angel, llook at her >>538842586
>YAMATO DESUOne Piece in smash confirmed
>>538843524seethe
Splatoon Mario confirmed
>>538843650I look like that
I can't wait to see something in another country!
>>538843131Nintendo really nailed the just barely sexually suggestive enough look for Agent 8, 10/10 outfit choice
hyper mario bros when
Holy shit gurkan is loosing his mind in vc...
I'm not watching more Illumination slop.
Galaxy fags won
off topic spam discussion of other games that are not splatoon belongs on /v/. shut the fuck up.
>Super mario Galaxy movieLMAO that anon called it
>>538843846I'm so fucking sick of SHITlumination's so-called "movies". Basic faggot horseshit of the highest order.
SPLATOON MOVIE CONFIRMED
chris-chan~>>538843894it's nintendo-relatedthere is a chance that mario movie has woomy in it
Can't wait too see the Blue Luma again!
Super Mario galaxy gas
>>538843894there is a chance this direct has content directly related to splatoon, what are you talking about? are you even watching the direct?
>>538843984Hey Luigi! This gas is making me feel funny
>>538843894>>538843929let people enjoy things
>>538843941>Splatoon>As a movie>And not an adventure/slice-of-life animeONE job, anon. ONE.
NONOT THE BEES
Super Marie Cuz. Galaxy
>>538843874>Switch portsGALAXY FRIENDS WON HOLYYYY
I have the allstars collection but I thought Galaxy 2 was on it.
>>538843967>>538844052>>538844106>b-but it's nintendo!mario spam belongs in the mario general >>537953010if it's not splatoon on the screen and some other game, it is off-topic.
>>538844127>adventure/slice-of-life animewhy does nobody ever consider sports anime?do people even like splatoon for the game (which is, in-universe, sports) that it is?
Remember to hide and report trolls
Oh my god please don't tell me it's all mario I don't care about ports I can play on dolphin
>>538844260MARIO AND WOOMY AT THE OLYMPIC GAMES
>>538844278>8 character focused sports anime>4 of those characters are always rotating
>You can buy the book but not get these pages lol
>>538844260relax, friendgod loves youif this annoys you so much, go and make a cup of tea or something.
>>538844371This is Nintendo, their userbase loves paying for ports they can run better on their PC for free.
The squid sisters will be playable characters in this.
SEND IN THE SQUID RESEARCH LAB MAN
>>5388444184 characters and supporting non-player cast, the rest rotatesthat's how it always is in sports anime, yes
>>538844471Judging by 90% of the users play time outside of splatoon 3 you are sadly correct
>ports and direct fluffCalled it
>>538844471Because it's all Nintendo official.
>>538843345what classes would your woomy take anon
>what'll it be?sm wonder nintendo switch 2 edition>waow!perfect line delivery lmao>it's fucking nothing!
Now I have to 200% Wonder
>>538844278Because it's not all about just sports only.
ooohh noo i've turned into a baby!zoo wee mama!
This is too much Mario.
>>538844260Alright, ahem.>dead game
>>538844783sports anime also has slice of lifebut slice of life doesn't have sports
No more mario please...
shiver sex DLC announcement plz
Talking woomy when?
>>538844894it used to be when i saw a woman in a bikini like this i would get rock hard but now it doesn't phase me anymore
Stop motion Splatoon game when?
>>538844998good you're normal
>nintendo direct starts nowFinally.
Finally mario is gone
NOW ITS OUR TIMEWOOMY TIME
it took two minutes of non-mario direct to get our first farmpg lmao
drinking game: take a shot for every anime game in this direct
yo this is just hero modenogami, sue.
>puyo puyo but a shooter
>friendslop puyo
>>538845236Well its based in Australia so it's more of a survival horror farmpg
don't forget to feed your woomy
>black mii character Uh oh ballins gonna flip!
gonna force my Marie Mii to have a child with my Will Smith Mii
>>538845482Where's nintendogs?
>AI voiceoverwhat were they thinking
>>538845342co-op only splat would actually be a good idea desu
Where is my slice-of-life woomy game?
>another farmpglmao what did i tell you?
This direct is garbage so far.
>>538845375That's Salmon Run.
>>538845632imagine if player 2 was the robo woomy from the lobby
>>538844471shut up vegan
>>538845745Did you mean slice-and-dice woomy game?
>>538844471
sploon please
>skylanders tech
>>538845972this is a dangerous woomy
what is there left to add that would need another kirby air riders direct?
Imagine being a west coast fag like me and waking up at 5 am for this slop lmao
woomy and veemo friendship
god damn it I thought that was it then
Secret Stone? Demon King?
>>538846243>west coast like me>5amThat's not how time zones work.
>>538846340no friendship for ocksback to sewers
>Dragon Quest 7 but differentYO!
>>538846243>waking upimagine sleeping
VIRTUAL BOY HOLY SHIT
>virtual boywhat
LITERALLY WHO ASKED FOR THIS
>Virtual BoyOh boy, it's the headache machine lmao-
They mean the only 14 games that came out for it
octo expansion sex update
Smash ultimate expansion news when
>>538846694They forgot about Waterworld and the one game about linking chunks of intestinal tracts.
>Fatal Frame 2 RemakeYOO!
>>538846778>SmashpedofaggtoryFuck off to Reddit.
Fuck Splatoon, I've got Virtual Boy.
>virtual boylmao based
I like dirt cleaning games where I can draw dicks and woomies on the walls
freelance Woomy power washergoes to dirty dank districts of Splatsville and Inkopolis and cleans the Jelly blood from the walls.
>>538843204,
This seems easier than the first game
shovelware direct
They're releasing more smash dlc
DK DLC
remember when we thought the delivery motorcycle shown in splatoon 3 preview pictures was going to be driveable or a minigame of sortsgod damn it
subarashi~
DK SALMON RUN LETS GO
>Corpo DLCNice
>Nu-"DK"
Bros.....ain't much time left
>pokeslopI'm losing hope here gents
>full DK DLC a month after release>Wave 3 of S3 DLC still not releasedWhy Mr Nintendo hate woomy?
This is leading up to smash bros
Chill game. I will enjoy many edibles throughout this game.
>>538847806shut up, marie you wineo hag
its actually over nogami has betrayed us
There is no fucking way we got this hour of shit and still no woomy news
>mario>pokemon>farmpgs>musounice indirect
Watch Raiders be the "One last thing"
remember to bond with your woomy
>>538848517not with one who cuts their floppers
More slop that will run at 24 fps max
>>538848353i fucking told youand we didn't even get drag x drive dlc
well that was a load of shit
LOL
Fucking fire emblem and it's not even a smash dlc announcement
>woke up at 6 am for this
Woomy lost, Pokémon won. But what if they merged?
... I really truly expected Raiders information
fuck this I'm gooning to veemo and then sleeping
Speechless, even disregarding no raiders this direct was hot garbage
Wheres marth
>>538848919I woke up at 5, fuck me dude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emx3Hbj9ozk
well, the one good new game announcement, and it's at the end
callie enjoyed this direct
Raidersbros how do we cope with this L?
>>538849321well yeah that's because she's a brain dead whore
>>538849339the devs are taking their time with the game, that's a good thing
>>538849375at least she has huge tiddy
>>538849532It took them 2 years to shit out side order
splatoon raiders never ever ever ever ever ever ever everheat death of the universe will happen before splatoon raiders
>>538849098huh didn't know we had /ink/ers in alaska
>>538849339With the fact the game is still going to be released regardless of whether or not it gets shown in a direct.. what was the point of this post? Do you think it's being cancelled because they haven't shown more of it off?
I told you all, it's been their MO to make an announcement a year too early, get delayed many times due to incompetence, only for whatever they were doing get rushed out the door undercooked anyway. They did it with S3 and SO, get used to it.
>>538849567her brain had to shrink to accommodate the size of her lady lumps
>>538849532>>538849726I just wanted something to pump me up a little even if it was just some 30 second mention. But nope we got nothing, not even a mention of Splatoon. Zilch, nada. I expected too much I guess.
don't forget to buy the Splatoon Raiders paid DLC, Mystery of Callies Lost Handbag
>>538848135I've been saying this for many, many years: nintendo is just always one decade behind industry trends. They're now fully into the "cut out a third of the game so you can sell it as DLC on day 1" practice. In 5 years or so, we'll start seeing all their games turning into online only live services with paid battle passes and microtransactions built on unreal engine.
>>538849941imagine her steamy heat and how raunchy she smells haha
>deleted postswhat
>>538849797At this point there's no doubt in my mind it's going to be Summer 2027.Fucking hell.
Shiver looks good with lipstick tho
This entire Direct was a load of fucking shit worse than Metallica's album "St. Anger".Jesus Christ, I would've much rather listened to an HOUR of that fucking awful St. Anger snare than to watch that steaming pile of horseshit. At least then I'd only have to deal with head and ear pain than pain in my soul.
I hope the game takes a long time to come out because I want them to release a new switch 2 model with a usable screen before I have to buy one
I'm guessing no Raiders news until next year's direct in March. It's too far.
I miss S2, we didn't know how good we had it then...
>>538851413which idol would freak out in a road racer and which would tap silently on their phone
Bedbreaking handholding with woomy
>>538846243nice woomass
>>538849693Obviously I woke up a bit earlier than the Direct to get some things done, I rarely ever wake up just as something is starting.
will the hip swaying be good in raiders
>>538850719Frye...
I shouldve stayed asleep. Was there anything in the japanese direct that wasnt in the english direct?
>>538851562>freak outCallie>tap silently on their phoneMarie, also Marina would try to make boring smalltalk before just taking out her phone.
Callie freakout caught on tape
woomy sex
>>538853103I saw a video where callie threw her food at the crab n go employee what a bitch
>>538853339Callie freakout at the Crab N Go, screaming about shrimp nuggets, pulling the cashiers hair, and strutting out angrily.
>>538853293You really couldn't post the original?
>>538853657post this original too
woomy with the big booty
Until next time, /ink/
>>538854038see you tomorrow
honking marie tit
>>538856405Hell yeah
>>538850949>raiders is not a rushed game>this is somehow a bad thingi'll never understand you people
>>538850949>yfw
>>538856909More info about what it is wouldve been nice. Theyre probably done with 70% and the remaining 30% are the polish.
>>538858056you people are so greedy
>>538858056>Theyre probably done with 70% and the remaining 30% are the polish.LOL
shiber
>>538856405Cool
>>5388580841 sub saver chunk has been deposited to your account
what if you kissed a woomy but their skin is covered in a thin layer of mucus
>>538858253>human ears
>>538848135S3 did this too lmao
>>538859562ill just lick it off
cheeto fingers
>>538860729slob
at least we have virtual boy
>>538861847finally, splatoon in 3D
>>538853812highest quality version I could find
fsh?
>>538865084loli can fish anon
>>538866784i just saw this ill put the room up lol
I want to do another Harmony animation, but the loss of the blowjob one I was working on really demotivated me for a good while. If I do something like it again, what would I animate this anemone girl doing?
>>538870419dripping drool watching paint dry
>the new dk roguelike is more fun than side order>it's also cheaper than side ordergrim
>>538870419animate her shortchaging you at the Hotlantis counter, sly smile of course
>>538870419actually better yet, do this but with Harmony
>>538870419Standing there oblivious while the wind upskirts her and shows her panties
>>538870419not a fan of the first idea, but its a shame you lost your work, hope you get inspired soon
>>538870419shes showing or smelling her own armpit
>>538857171>>538854038>>538849941amputee :(
just got into splatoon...
>>538872579im so sorry to hear that anon
>>538870620and it released nearly 2 months later instead of nearly 2 goddamn years
you faggots will never be happy will you
>>538872579if you have any questions i'd be happy to answer them
>>538873229legit how it feels right now bummed the fuck out
>>538870419smonkng a fat joint lamao
ggs k
damn I'm late for salmoen
>>538873598Can you jump off Hammerhead Bridge and maybe not come back
>>538873598I have a question:Are you a kid or a squid?
>>538874535gggggggggssssssssssss B>>538874594i can fish a bit more if you want to
Did >>538571101 do anything? Did he pick a ceph??
we definitely needed a segment for $30 paid dlc for a $70 game that's not even out yetdefinitely
>>538874990Sure I'll 1kingu.
>>538875553Nice self report poorfag
>>538875608open
I'm poor but I don't complain.Namely because I'm not buying it or a Switch 2 so I have nothing to complain about.
>>538875641please continue making the game industry worse pokeslopfag
>>538875641even rich people value their money idiot
>>538875738Yes you are buying a switch2 unless you don’t want splatoon4.
>>538871252Thanks. Lots of interesting ideas so far here. I'm not sure why I was expecting more lewd suggestions but silly/cute works just as well. Anything to really push me to animate again.
>>538870419looking at a sparrow taking off, doing a couple flaps with her arms to mimic it, realising that it does nothing and going on with her day
Nintendo realized making a game for pedophiles wasnt the best idea so they are quietly killing the series God bless their souls, hope they win the case against palworld
All these trailers with islands and beaches, not one of them was for Splatoon Raiders.
>join the wrong slom room>80 points in the hole>big fish not fished>time wasted >wage cage break overwelp
>>538876738hope we can see the result of your work anon, either sfw or not
>>538877537>a game for pedophiles>what is pokemon
>>538876738>silly/cute yes pleaseidea dump:marie reading a bookcallie jumping jumpropeagent 4 doing homeworkagent 3 caring for flowersagent 8 drinking tea
ggs fish clean as fuck kingu killu
>>538878204gggggggggggggggggsssssssssssss asorry for dying so much, was getting too focused in a single thingat least that was a fast magelo kill
>>538877537I hope we get the FZero treatment at this point
>>538878196Sorry for misleading, but I only want to draw/animate Harmony. I don't really care much for any other character (except maybe Yoko and Kitamura).
>go one direct without news>doomfaggots come out in drovessplatoon 3 didn't get new info for a while after its first reveal, this is nothing new
>>538879027idk harmony doesn't seem to have much of a personality besides people calling her silly, so draw her being silly i guess
>>538875319this makes 3 posts where you're artbegging a 3 day old post
>>538879189we had doom faggotry then too
>>538877537a retard on a server I'm in tried to run the narrative that I'm a pedophile for the sole reason that I have a splatoon pfp
why are you complaining about doomsplatoon is a direct, if illegitimate, descendant of the original doom, skipping quake and a lot of shooter conventions that it introduced to the genrepay some respect to your daddy
No news is bad. Splat 3 and SO had no news and theyre the most hated parts of the series.
>>538882647we should move to a better gamewho is hosting a lobby in foamstars?
>>538881494were they wrong though?
>>538880318take your meds schizo>>538881494you sexually assaulted your younger sister kold and you consume cp so even though youre still underage you are a pedophile
>>538882647No news is good news. It means the game is still in development.
>>538883446>the bare minimum is good news for their most successful series
>pokeslop DLC direct I wasn't expecting anything and even I was let down
>plan drawing activty in preparation for raiders info>zero raiders info during direct>gf still playing dk so can't play dlcscrew this I'm gonna play reverse splatoon (power wash simulator) until I find the motivation to continue drawing that /ink/er yuri pic
>>538884061You can do it anon, I believe in you!
doom and gloom hours
>>538883037that's the thingthere IS no better gamea better game existed 7 years ago, in the last pre-mpu patch of spla2nsince then, we've only had shit to eat, for half a dozen fucking yearslittle 12-year old kids that played back then can now drink, drive, vote and despair over the state of their favourite childhood game (among other things)and yet, there is no competition, nobody else makes a territorial shooter worth a damnyou'd think it'd become a genre, like a platform fighter, but no, it's just splat1 (abandonware), spla2n (ruined by patches) and splat3 (fucked from day 1)i guess the best splatoon game right now is tableturf
>>538884671I tried going back to S1 with the fan servers, but the lag and hackers just suck. I'd love for S1 to get re-released on Switch 2
>>538885094they will never do that, and it's the right choice from every perspective (other than selfish desire to play specifically splat1) as a rerelease will, among other things, split an already dwindling playerbase
>>538885542>dwindling playerbasenigga please by that logic they would have disabled S2's online the second S3 released. You're so dramatic lmao
>>538884061We need it now more than ever, stay strong
>>538885542I'm not sure if Nintendo has a player count available for splatoon but going by game sales the playerbase is massive, particularly in Japan.
>>538803537You're in luck!>>538804105Canonically she cannot be, as she was legally confirmed to be superior to Callie by Splatfest. Thus, Marie can only ever be second worst.
>>538884556>>538886846you thought posting her was funny but you should genuinely kill yourselves
>>538886846>>538884556i love you callie
>>538884061See ya around kid.
>>538885542You're retarded
>>538886594s2 is successfully bayonetta'd, few people want to go to missile spam simulator, and even those who do want to realise that most of the playerbase is playing 3 and there's nothing to catch but infinite "not enough players". but a splat1 rerelease would hold novelty that will make people want to go play it instead of 3, while not having enough of it to completely usurp the attention. splat3 already has issues with fragmentation, half a dozen separate queues resulting in long wait times and a very difficult job for already struggling matchmaking, resulting in liquid shit of an experience. if anything, they should merge tako and ttek leagues, close anarchy series for anyone who can play x-battle, and remove anarchy open altogether, to try to mitigate that glaring issue that makes an already insufferable game even more insufferable. yes, it's dictatorship strats that will be met with criticism, but the dictatorship in question is benevolent and only wants quality experience for its players in long term. >>538886976it's not growing judging by the wait times, at best it's takeshis younger than splatoon itself keeping the money flow going for 910. they keep player numbers up, but even an average casual will never realistically engage with these new players.
>>538888802>and remove anarchy open altogether*for solo players.
>>538888941they had that already, it was called league
They should've made a new splatoon game for the virtual boy.
>>538889443yes, go back to riguma
riguma balls
>>538888802S1 doesn't even have a competitive mode outside of ranked or anything concurrent going on, it'd just be a dead game with a niche player base. I guess the cost of keeping it online is the real reason why it's not been re-released yet. Cheap bastards
>>538890196anon it has ranked>but no xit has s+, if you are there you are better than 90% of those who is eligible for x in 2 and especially 3
>>538889512Virtual Mochine
Anytime I play Side Order I get horny as FUCK
>no more third kits>no Reef>no RaidersSo now what do we do?
>>538891149Why is that
>>538889512>>538890443>ALL HAIL THE VIRTUAL BOY
>>538875641Recklessly throwing your money at shitty products and mocking more responsible spenders for not following your lead is why you'll always be a poorfag.
>>538891218Side Order outfit is hot
>>538850554Someone didn't like my take on modern pokemon
>>538890406You're clearly overestimating the pull a 10 year old online multiplayer being rereleased would have. They just don't want to bring it back due to it being seen as outdated and a not profitable enough proposition, that's all
Yo ballin do you have any new hot yeb webms for me
>future>raiders is 80 bucks>"WTF NINTENDO ITS SO EXPENSIVE">splatoon play time: 2000 hours>splatoon 2 play time: 2500 hours>splatoon 3 play time: 3000 hours
>>53889511980 bucks in the US is 100 here in Canada, I'm defo just going down there and buying a second hand copy of the game.
>>538895119it's gonna be 70
>>538895119Mario Kart World was $80 to get people to jump on the "limited production" download code and Switch 2 bundle. They might impose a Splatoon tax on the JP playerbase in the future since the franchise is so huge over there though.
Splatoon 1 hours: 400Splatoon 2 hours: 2100Splatoon 3 hours: 180
>>538895934I know people who couldn't find a bundle on day 1 and paid full price for that game and fucking hated it. Huge fumble by Nintendo, but they only care about making money and being a popular brand at this point.
>>538857492Honestly this. There's been no words to describe it other than it makes my original comparison or whatever ring true, like that meme St. Anger snare.>>538856909What >>538858056 said. It looks, peeking at its reveal trailer, nearly done. What fucking excuse did Nintendo have to not show anything? And this is why a campaign to see Doug "EAfag Jew" Bowser and Shuntaro "EUfag Pokefag Jew" Furukawa get fuckin' fired from a cannon into the fucking sun and their careers ruined and taken by pro-consumer CEOs, fire the fuckin' retards that are the (((accountants))) and (((shareholders))) along with 'em.>>538858084>Thinking it's greedy to want to know a little more about an upcoming title in the Splatoon seriesThe fuck's wrong with you, cuntwaffle?>>538859020FFFT- Stealing this.
>>538895119*$70
>>538897328>it looks nearly donethey showed FIVE SECONDS of gameplay and what's probably a hub world, no it doesn't
>>538897328stop typing like a fag god damn
>>538897651Stop being a fuckin' ACfag, Jesus Christ->>538897602You're retarded if you think like this, there's no help for you faggots
>>538897797>animal crossing out of nowheretake your meds
Splatoon Raiders isnt done okay? Why are you being such nintentoddlers? Miyamoto musashi said a delayed game is good. Think of the kentaro yabukis and raitas working unpaid overtime to get you your childrens video game to you so you can commission hundreds of naked pics of your ceph. Theres hundreds of other games you can play like bing bing wahoo fever or bing bing wahoo wonder or pokeslop za or pokeslop minecraft runefactory mystery dungeon loli or metroid slop 4 or slop emblem slop weave or virtual slop or sloppy kong dlc. Slurp up the slop.
>>538898536I’m still not buying
>>538898653yes you are lol
Why do nintendrones think everyone operates the same way they do and blindly purchase shit you have zero interest in because it has the nintendo logo slapped onto it
Octo Aori is the new age Nonoctorothere's nothing wrong with him he's just annoying
>>538897996How about YOU take YOURS, faggot?
>>538898907who?
>>538898907LOL what? Are you delusional? I'm nothing like that cuntwaffle-
>DK rogue-lite is actually really goodwe got done so dirty with side order man
is it true that k rage quitted the last pb which is why he demanded early pics?
>>538899330*roguelikeyou start from zero every time
>>538899330It's actually crazy they managed to fumble the slam-dunk concept that was "alternate timeline where Team Order won and we can do LITERALLY ANYTHING BECAUSE IT'S AN ALTERNATE TIMELINE"
>>538898695Thanks for your replyI’m fine playing Splat3 on and off without needing additional single player content I’ll pass on the eventual amiibos also
>>538899893you're buying raiders day 1 like the rest of us
>>538900123It isn’t even a matter of hurr piracy I never liked the single player parts of the game and I’d rather waste my money elsewhere
I for one I'm buying pokemone za and za dlc and raiders day 1 because I'm not poor and I love giving nintendo my money because I'm not poor did I mention you're broke? Yeah and you're gay
>>538900690ZA looks based tbqh, very funny to watch the DS kiddies melt down about it like they do every new release though
>>538900690I preordered from Pokemon Center to get a plush.
>>538900690I'll get FE okay you got me there
No Splatoon No Buy
>>538903461I don't like that they made Sothis uglier.
>>538905251Not "cute and funny" enough for you, sport?
>>538907275so you're like gonna die or something?
>>538907275time to put the cat down
>>538905506She was more attractive before, but also she's wearing more clothes. She should be more revealing since she's bigger.
>>538908360Feline Herpes Virus.I foster cats.Currently have the offender quarantined and I made sure everyone else was vaxxed but we never got their boosters so that's another chunk of my week eaten up.Just if everyone else gets infected then that will pretty much ruin the entire process of getting them all adopted plus the ones I want to keep
>>538908640When the news comes out that the vax is bad I could see the vast majority of vaxxers taking their own life rather than “hunt down those responsible” like some people think. These are the most passive people on earth and will simply die if the local news tells them to. The vax is even proof of that.
>>538909178>HS drop out doing "independent research" for 5 minutes thinks he is qualified on everything
when do we get games this generation that feel next gen?2030?
>>538909178bro is on to nothing!!
>>538909507Ouya 2 will save gaming.
>>538909178
>>538909507I've been wondering the same thing since 2013.
>>538909507It's not 2005 anymore the 'generation leap' is now an empty marketing buzzword.
>>538909178oh my god bruh
>>538910227The next generation would be SAO or some other brain connected game.
>>538909178did the jab give you autism?
>>538910751>the next generation is 5000 dollar super advanced VR headsetsCool, so how do I afford it?
What's the best way to connect my Switch 2 to my monitor without using the dock?
>>538909507best they can do is next gen system requirements
>>538911385There's a chance you can get banned from online if you use an unofficial connector. Just use the dock for now
>>538909507never hopefullygraphicsfags are a plague
>>538911606How? I just want something like an usbc to hdmi
>>538913220You need to check online because a lot of the Switch 1 third party docks and adapters are not supported and there were cases of people getting banned from online for using third party docks and cartridges
>>538864354cute neko woomy
>>538894252i havent made any new ones recently
>>538804156WOOMY SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>538914452gay
>>538895119#1 the 1% of autists who play more than 100 hours total shouldn't have any bearing on pricing#2 raiders is probably a singleplayer spinoff anyway with maybe 30 hours of fresh content if we're being generous
Your president just stated on national television that he could not care less about fixing Inkopolis. How do you feel about your splatfest vote now?
is the switch 2 version w/ switch 2 pro controller actually a better experience or is it indistinguishable in terms of how it feels?
>>538915592The one time the eliter main comes in handy
he's in
>>538915592>corrupt squibophile being a shithead againIt might have been NoA fanfiction but maybe splatfest victories should be law.
>>538915592I don't care, I'm just here to roofie newbie woomies and have fun every night
>>538914452show naked woomies and veemos
>>538915592I never vote
>>538915047woomy pantsu.. T u T
>>538914452>brostar taps this every night
>>538856405Ohh nice
anyone wanna play some open at rotation?
>>538909507DK Bananza is one of the few games that actually felt next gen
If woomy tries to play the Virtual Boy add on for S2. Will it permanently lock woomy's ink color to red?
>>538920237Me
>>538920237if you're okay with waiting for me to shower and get some chores done, sure
>>538920981That yebby has some long floppers
>>538921112post pics?
>>538920981post it again I missed the woomy tiddies
I'm going to sniff paruko's pantsu
>grandfest was a year ago
>>538921908splatoon 3 is on its last legs
>>538914730Harmony my beloved,
>>538921908At this time last year if we weren't splating we were watching the idols on stage.
>>538922484damn.. have I been that happy since?
>>538922660She is perfect bros
>>538921073>>538921112sorry i had to do something, but im opening a room shortly
>>538804105That's just like, your opinion, man
>>538908640Thanks for doing what you do, anon
>>538923018still playing?
>>538925036Yep, room is open
>>538925058okay be there momentarily
>>538926585the thumbnail looks like a yeb…..
>>538926740we call that a reverse trap
>>538927074
uohh schoolgirl woomy
>>538928965poomy
>>538928965Imagine the smell
d/cGGs open
ggs!! lots of good fist bumps
GGs openers
BGs (I didn't play)
GBs (green beans)
>deletedMODS=GODSEnjoy your vacation
>>538934685ggs that was me
Cha-cha-cha!
We should've gotten a Raiders teaser even if it was only 8 seconds of chopped up gameplay and the logo afterwards. Pokopia and Fire Emblem came out of nowhere actual information.
Why are raiders fans the most impatient faggots in the world?
Woomy!
>>538940165What did you expect from people who come to Splatoon for the single player?
>>538941943I want to do that to yebby irl.
I fucking hate brown yebbies
I will one trick the splat brellanothing even matters anymore
this woomy is simmering with intense rage.
maybe the nintendo direct splatoon: raiders gameplay showcase was the friends we made along the way
Wow, both teams have red ink!
Woomy in the lightGet out of here it's too bright
>>538940165Nigga they gave an entire section to dlc for a game that isn't out yet, sybau
i hate the buffed 52 so much it's unreal bros...
>>538955268it's amazing how tone deaf ngmi seems to bereminds me of that fizzy "nerf" that ended up being a buff, except here it is explicitly deliberate, as stated, black on off white, in patch notes.52 didn't even feel the efficiency nerf, between always being more efficient than other 2-liners and traditionally not having spammable grenades you had to really try to run it dry, now you only have to be stupid to do someanwhile shot speed buff turned it from a weapon that's already very easy to splat with into a shooter that's second only to naut in terms of consistencythe only "good" thing about this is that it's now a better weapon to train for h3 as their shot velocities match now, but who's even playing h3 when ngmi is hell bent on making everything he likes easy and versatilespeaking of h3, 'member when it got an uncompensated efficiency nerf that's twice as harsh as what .52 got and that it's yet to recover from? even nerfs are victim to powercreep now. can't have nerfs, every nerf should come with a buff, and every buff should be twice as big.
>>538955268I swear to god at this point they're trying to make the game as unpleasant as possible
>>538959092bravo, it only took you this long to realise something they've been doing since the first gamedemonstratively don't fix issues already present and add more with every patchyou will buy splat4 to get away from all that and they will get your money, and before that comes you will buy more nintendo games because you already got the console that has seen nothing but woomy face so far and is now collecting dust because they ruined woomy and you don't want to woomy anymorewe can't get off fuckawa's wild ride, every splat, every smash, every mayo kart and even every animal crossing will forever be like that now
>>538959874to woomy feet?
>>538961246shut up schizo
>>538959874Me too!
>>538961348this woomy wants you to stop jacking off to woomy feet
>>538950795
>>538962119you can continue buying manufacturer-revokable licenses to deliberately subpar products just because they happen to have woomy in them
>>538963571you can as well :^)
>>538954858that just means Raiders is still pretty far from completion and Nintendo will be radio silent until just before release just like they were for 3 and Side Order. Gotta pump those stocks and pleae shareholders by announcing projects WAY before they're ready.
>>538954858pokeslop will continue to get special treatment until game freak is humbled (never)
>>538965272pokemon is merch first, media second, games third. the only reason mainline games still exist is to introduce new mons, for which you don't need much quality. the moment they flop, they'll just cut the tumor out and switch new mon introduction to tcg, anime and "spinoffs", and continue profiting off plushies and collabs with just about everything.
Nerf snipewriter for real this time
>>538967346lol
I don’t want a splatoon 4 anymoreNogami is chopped
>>538968316You'll buy it anyway
Is Big Swig overbuffed? I don't recall it killing so fast so easily when it was introduced.
>>538968852Every weapon has been overbuffedThis is ngmi's response to a few weapon being overtunedSyndrome logic but now the game is shit
>>538968852it is kinda overbuffed, but it didn't get any faster, just more consistent. and it got two kits with chip subs now, instead of wall vac. for how much it paints and how deceptively slippery it is, it can bonk you pretty hard, that vert is really damn good, especially when you combo it into a sub. and horizontal is devious for cover abuse because yes, it's a bit slow, but the hitbox is huge, and inking is also huge, they get caught and they can't get away before they get nailed by a subsequent vert (if you can hit a horizontal you are guranteed to combo it into vert at that range).swig is secretly a back-loaded sloshmo with oneshots and paint, but people see "inking" and think "support" and then don't find top tier specials to spam and bolt
>>538968748I honestly want a talking flower in spring 2026I don’t really care about deep cut and the news should always be skippable
>>538967346honestly expecting snipewriter and eliter buffs next patch
>>538971170i can totally see ngmi buffing eliter or/and splat charger's paint to try to compete with snipes. he already buffed tri-stringer to paint not just at its feet, even if it didn't really work out for its viability. hell, he might even try un-nerfing ballpoint's ranged inking, something that he very specifically nerfed to put a leash on that monster.
Odds PB, evens nap.
>>538983140I don't think you like this game anymore if you keep needing to do this.
Today I had a dream where ink storm was replaced by a tornado special. You set it down like big bubbler and it sucks in opponents. It keeps them trapped inside for a few seconds while their ceph screams.
>>538983715no one does, it's all for teeheeing
>>538986380I agree with this
PB 0/10
>>538988324Pick an /ink/er of your choice who you would like to sit next to you.
ATTENTION ALL DRAWFAGShi
S squad is back
Thank you for sparing me from Flounder TC.
>on tower>no overtime????
>>538990215Stop bitching and just play the game
>>538990535>play game>it doesn't follow its own rules
>>538990771>continues to bitch
>>538954858so just like splatoon 3 when side order got announced before the game came out?
>>538994026bait or retarded?
>>538988464S, p, SH, R, セ, SSI thought it was random.
>>538994112the splatoon 3 direct literally had them announce a full paid expansion was in development before the game came outhttps://youtu.be/aiuIZN0KDFQ?si=ebxLTJXSqIyQ5ShTsit your ass down
Can we do pics at the hour? It seems I'll be leaving sooner than expected
>>538994327K.
>>538994318there is a huge difference between >splatoon 3 will be getting paid dlc, more details in the futureand>$30 paid dlc lol, preorders are available now!
>>538994750This
>>538994750yeah, more time to raise expectations, have your audience wait for nearly 2 years and then release the flop that is side order
My bad I timed the explosion
Stop killing each other during pictures
>>538994509Thank you, you all have a good one
wtf stop leaving
One of you ST/ink/S!!!
>>538996167ggs thats me i dont shower
GGs leavers.
>>538997787use more splashdowns
>>538995992lol
>connection to host has been lost
$20 a year plus tip
NSO is a great service.
Think I'm gonna call it actually. No motivation anymore
>>539000501do not open
>11 coolerswe were criminals
*burp*
GGs everyone. Thanks for playing.Song later. It won't upload.
GGs pb
GGs pb thanks for hosting
ggs pb!
>>539002131GGs!
ggs pb this game sucks ass
bgs I hate you all
Back to playing Grand Bazaar.
>>539002642I wish I liked video games
>>539002824I love video games.
GGs againHQ: https://files.catbox.moe/955jr9.pnghttps://h.uguu.se/ePVAmDZc.flac
>>539008386Who?
>>539006541
>>539006541dayum who's that??
>>539016258failed
i have neglected this game and im starting to feel sorry for my woomy
>>539017819your woomy has gone feral
>>539017819Woomy is too stupid to perceive abandonment.
i love splatoon
i hate splatoon
what is splatoon
feral woomyscuttling aroundrabid and dangerous
i am splatroon
IAMIRON WOOM(man men man men man men man men mei mei)
So be it, take the Splatoon into custody.I am the Splatoon.
do you like my silly hat
>>539021564You are an enemy of Christ.
>>539019050in soviet russia splatoon hates you
yebby going into the kitchen, grabbing tongs and clicking them. (he thinks he's like a crab.)
>>539022636based
>>539023806now that's a meme I haven't heard in years....
it's like a slashdot meme from 2001
>>539023806so splatoon is currently in soviet russia, got you
guys stop saying bad words my mom reads my posts
octo aori back to ruin the thread
your JP plaza?
Stop making up new /ink/ers.
>>539026615Abloobloo. Sob more, you just hate people, we fuckin' get it. Go to /v/, faggot.
>>539026615what
As if anyone wants to join this dump.
1king fish at rot?
I'm running out of gear set ideas to make (but at least I'm also running out of chunks so I can give myself an excuse to do salmon run again).
you're a squid now
(voice) heavy : No!
>>539028734Yeah
>>539031094what are the permutations of this interaction?
>>539029879can't wait for you to rage in the thread and cut up your cartridge again
>>539031205Woompening.
>>539032408Why make Woombot start off with that weapon?
>want to play splatoon>play splatoon>matchmaking happens>do not want to play splatoon anymore
>>539028734No you stole my lunch from the employee break room
>>539033174If you were janitor material those shitposts shouldn’t bother you so much
>>539034398ggs I was hungry
>>539036354I didn't even know or follow that scene but my IQ isn't room temperature so I don't just go along with retards that misinterpret clips out of contextwoomy doesn't like low-IQ squids
my woomy hanging out with harmony and both huffing paint thinner
>>539036927>my IQ isn't room temperatureits much colder we can agree on that.
>>538993259Callie sexo
I would be concerned about the gun violence and politics if it wasn't becoming such a common occurrenceI can't even say this game is a good cope for gun violenceIt might enable potential shootings and hatred to become more normalized in the future since j*ps are stupid enough to commit crimes over splatoon dev choicestl;dr splatoon sucks and I hope Nintendo moves woomy to spin offs that aren't gooner dating shit
GGs
ggs thems were some special ed freelancers
>>539037372Yes, yours is
>>539037372>>539038409You may now kiss.
>>539038527which two /ink/ers should i draw having hate sex?
>>539039070None of them.
>>539039070we practice celibacy here
no one drew me in awhile :/
>ywn be beat up by a naked frye
>>539040724isn't she like 5'8?
>>539041491of pure muscle and fangs
>>539040019At least you got drawn...
I was gonna draw but my yebby ate all the crayons...
>>539040724>Shiver does like it rough some nights
>>539042273Colored pencils are better, they got that cruch!
>open is unplayable because you're against duos or trios 99% of the time>series is unplayable because the new weapon power system is pure dogshit and matchmaking stops working if you're too good>x is unplayable unless you're japanese>turf is unplayable because it's all premades>salmon is unplayable because even the stupidest freelancer has stage badges now
>>539044914pb? side order? splatfest pro?
>>539045262Requires coordination with other people to get going so you can't just hop and play whenever, LOL, only available once every 2-3 months and most people don't play enough turf to make matchmaking accurate.
>>538870419If this is who I think it is, it's great to see you animating, you've come a long way. I see you still like this character.Sorry to hear you lost your work, was it a case of not "Control S"ing enough?I'll toss a suggestion out: https://litter.catbox.moe/3rmxlk.png
>>539044070frye got the sundress with no panties on
this faggot must be identified and beaten to death for his crimes.
>>538870419the enemy
>>539046380I know who you are.
>>539046380god you are just fucking everywhere aren't you
Just ordered pizza and wings /ink/, you are jealous.
>>539048306fat
>>539046380Seconding this suggestion, please based animator squiddo
>>539048306yummy goyslop i'm so jelly wow i wish i was american
>>539048479This poster lives in a third-world country
>>539048554he already said he wasn't american tho?
>>539046967>>539047264>>539047717who?
>>539048791i am not referring to the anon the other two posts are replying to.
>>539048375so?
>>539047264Well then, we know...eachother....>>539047717As the Beach Boys once sang, "Round-round get-a-round, I get around, yeaahhh...>>539048434Thank you for your support.
>>539051464Thank you for supporting my support.
>>538877537Why are you here in this thread then?
>>538910849>great drawing with vibrant colors>jpg compression and color lossWhere the fuck is the png?
>>538992302Artist?
New>>539053201>>539053201>>539053201
>>539052707don't think there is one but here's the originalhttps://x.com/artsywak/status/1807886718915269097>>539052971https://x.com/dondolma1/status/1129720797356908545
>>539053486Could you link the pics themselves? Combo of I can't visit Twitter and even if I could my OLD pc xplod.
