Previous Thread: >>538775720>Guides, Resources and useful links:https://rentry.org/bagguides>/bag/Circles/Clubs/Friends:https://rentry.org/holdingthebag>4koma, Manga, Side Content, PVs & Shortshttps://rentry.org/bacontent>>(JP)>Banners:>9/3 (Wed) After Maint – 9/17 (Wed) 10:59 (JST)Misaki (Swimsuit) (3*)Saori (Swimsuit) (3* – Limited – Rerun)Hiyori (Swimsuit) (3* – Limited – Rerun)Nonomi (Swimsuit) (3* – Rerun)Shiroko (Swimsuit) (3* – Rerun)Atsuko (Swimsuit) (1* – Welfare)>News:Patch notes: https://bluearchive.jp/news/newsJump/585>Events:[Rerun] Sheside outside – 9/3 (Wed) After Maint – 9/17 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)Special Lesson in the Arius Autonomous District – 9/17 (Wed) 11:00 – 10/22 (Wed) 10:59 (JST)>Content:Grand Assault: Chesed (Outdoor – Torment w/Elastic Armor) – 9/10 (Wed) 11:00 – 9/17 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)Limit Break Assault: Chokmah (Field w/Special Armor) – 8/21 (Thu) 11:00 – 9/24 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)2x Hard – 9/10 (Wed) 4:00 – 9/17 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)2x Commissions – 9/17 (Wed) 4:00 – 9/24 (Wed) 3:59 (JST)>>(GLOBAL)>Banners:>9/9 (Tue) After Maint – 9/16 (Tue) 1:59 (UTC)Saori (Dress)Aru (Dress) (3* – Rerun)Kayoko (Dress) (3* – Rerun)>News:Patch notes: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?thread=3131173>Events:[Rerun] From Opera 0068 with Love! – 9/9 (Tue) After Maint – 9/16 (Tue) 1:59 (UTC)>Content:Grand Assault: Chesed (Indoor – Torment w/Elastic Armor) – 9/16 (Tue) 2:00 – 9/22 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)Joint Firing Drill (Breakthrough) – 9/9 (Tue) 2:00 – 9/15 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)Limit Break Assault: The Fury of Set (Field – w/Light Armor) – 8/27 (Wed) 2:00 – 9/22 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)2x Scrimmage/Hard – 9/8 (Mon) 19:00 – 9/15 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)2x Lesson/Normal – 9/15 (Mon) 19:00 – 9/22 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)2x Bounty – 9/22 (Mon) 19:00 – 9/29 (Mon) 18:59 (UTC)2x Account EXP – 9/26 (Fri) 19:00 – 9/28 (Sun) 18:59 (UTC)
Forgib?
>>538808729>I'm not going to hold a grudge over itif you bring it up to that person every time you want to coerce/force them to do something for you like >>538807856 stated. That's not forgiving, that's manipulation.
>>538808852Sensei may be the Whore of Kivotos but Mari is a close second
>>538809045>HailstormMaybe she's just throwing the bullets at him. You don't know.
But do you hold grudges?
It may not seem like it, but this is a Hasumi general.
>>538809114It's pocket sand.
Name something less erotic than stubby eyebrows. You can't.
>>538808831>white riceJasmine? Basmati? Calrose? Sushi-rice? sticky rice? Arborio Rice?it doesn't it narrow it down at all
>>538809196We need a Regulus type student
>>538809114She's shooting the dog with a drone.She also fires missiles because Moe is...well, Moe.
>>538809208Mustache
>>538809169I'll never forget what they took from me..
>>538809137first time hearing this version of Chipi Chapa
We love Moe here
>>538809209>Calrose? Sushi-rice? sticky rice?These are all the same thing.
>>538809190Proof?
>>538809332
>>538809208Those are sexy
>>538809208(You)(You)r motherPina
>>538809208>something less erotic than stubby eyebrows(You)
It sure seems like it to me
>getting nowhere with dress aru pulls>roll dress saori once>picrelTHIS SHIT IS RIGGEDin our favour
We beat rice here
>>538809423that's Racist
Suzumi alt when
going to look for every steam user named white rice what plays blue archive
We wash rice here
>>538809610die
>>538809332>>538809446
>>538809332I like MMD dances and also variety in my music programming
>>538809779
>>538809610GIVE ME ONE
>>538809446
I love cats like this the most.
https://xcancel.com/_onedoo/status/1966346020201325051RARE SUMIRE LEWD
CHIPI CHIPI CHAPA CHAPA
>>538809779Is this a threatIt sounds like one
>>538809852I reluctantly admit this needs to be reencoded for some reason..
>>538809879what's the original?
>>538809973Return your books on time or else, sensei.
Why did we stopped calling them skipogakis?
>>538809779what did we do?
>It been 3 months since Steam client >Still no chibisex Why
because WE are ALL rolling
we? who's we?
https://magma.com/d/ck2DoIxzOrhttps://magma.com/d/ck2DoIxzOrhttps://magma.com/d/ck2DoIxzOrCome draw sweaty students in the aggie
>>538809827>>538810006I lost the original namefile for it. Someone else down the road might repost the original
I'm still skipping. I shant pull for ugly little gremlins like them.
>>538810107Spent the night together in the library.
>>538810006>Error: Duplicate file existsCU**NThttps://files.catbox.moe/hu7w4h.ogg
Don't forget to be patted by your students, bag
>>538810224adorable>>538810220uuh school shooter athem
>read Neru and S Neru momosmy heart...
so fucking cute. i wanna kiss her
>>538810492i miss the no swords schizo
>>538810492do you have the other one when she runs away
>>538810330give the file name so I can paste it onto the video>>538810485she's one of the most wholesome girls along Mari desu
>>538810492Post the part when she fake sword fights with Sensei
>>538810591>KaedeWhat the hell is wrong with you?
/rice/i
Sensei, May i have a moment??
>>538810591>Shuro #6>Nagusa #165Based
holy based
>>538810224I just watched this for like 2 minutes before I noticed how long the video was
We love beat rice here
>>538810591This anon hates boobs
>>538810591[sound=files.catbox.moe%2Fhu7w4h.ogg].webmreverse searching the idol mari webm gives you the original filenames.
I enjoy sexualizing Hifumi.
>>538810723>>538810893Flat is justice>>538810894thanks!
>>538810591>wholesome>has Kaede dead last??????
>>538809947ngl, I've been playing this game for 4 years and I still get Sumire and Suzumi confused in my head
>>538810778meant for >>538810591
Arisu Archive
>>538811092yikes. I feel bad for mixing up the number of uu's in juuko and juuri but that's about it (2 months)
>>538810591Based
I like plain girls now
>>538811284>nowwhat changed?
>>538811043wholesome + flat = Goodwholesome + titty demon = Bad
Rice
I like gloomy girls
Say her name.
We love 9B1Y
I want to relax with Iroha all day
>>538811445Farfie
start liking plain demons
>>538811445Unko
>>538811445Fulko
>>538811530Fuuka needs a transformer altshe's clearly a scooter with those horn handles
>>538811445Junker
>>538811743those "handles" (horns) are for rutting with the rest of the lunchroom staff over Sensei mating rights
>>538811445janby
Fuck Arona
hina bobina
>>538811445Junkie
the bobina is back aieeeeeee
we half kill rice with a stick here
We hate Hina here
>>538809879>>538809968>>538810190
I love Hina
>>538812205
>>538812056AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI CAN'T GET HER OFF ME
>>538812209Hina is the best designed student, the most wanked student, and despite her many flaws ultimately beloved by every anon here
https://x.com/Blue_ArchiveJP/status/1966351136052674862?
>>538809879>>538809968>>538810190>>538812205>>538809332>>538809446>>538809827Chriends!
patrickbateman.jpeg
/bag/, what would you do in this situation?
>>538811872Stinky
>>538812354I sincerely hope your children are stillborn.
HOLY SHIT
>>538812303pour some water on her
>>538809434
>>538812503I want to sniff this every day...
>>538812638t-they made me do it...
>>538812515I can't understand the continued Hina hate when Seia is on track to get 3 alts a year
Sensei works 24 hours a day for you students
>>538812752Muslim sensei...
>>538811212This cafe animation makes me feel really happy for some reason
>>538812638This is my kingdom cum
>>538812815Release them
>>538812372BIG
>>538812354Beat designed student? That's kaede pre-retcon.
>>538812638>Sensei.. Kivotos is under attack>Sensei continues to read books to the Plum Blossom garden
>>538812815
>>538812815I want to titty fuck that underboob girl so much.
>>538812983They retconned her?
>>538812930
Minori is suuuch a great character (and trope) I hope they get to use her more
>>538813238>[sound=https_3A_2F_2Ffiles.catbox.moe_2Fejwvv3.m4a].jpgYou fucked it up! You fucked it all up! Here.[sound=https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.catbox.moe%2Fejwvv3.m4a]
>>538813374She's the average 20 IQ socialist protester
>>538813258
>>538812994lmao
>>538813078>>538813374I want her megaphone on my balls.
>>538813498That’s just an alt anon.
>>538813440Makes a lot of sense when you take her age into consideration.
>>538813498Are you retarded?
>>538813431stupid firefox always changes the _ for %
>>538813602Tsumugi is THAT big?
>>538813374She's an average liberal girl from Portland. IRL she's extremely common, a girl who just wants to protest and blame the system without any understanding of it, who wants more communism, and interprets everything under the lens of communism and the bourgeois If you gave her a four day work week she'd immediately demand a three day work week.
Cherino must go
>>538813440So what, it's fun. I'm not tied to any politics for liking characteristizations. I drop an Ayn Rand reference earlier and the only person that I didn't slip it past did not like it
>>538813602Kanoe is too sexy
Good night bag
>>538813703
>>538813602Hayashimo looking cute
>>538813669Like it or lump it, they've soft retconned her body type in official materials over the years and aged her up a bit, also made her breasts not stand out as much, so she isn't an oppai loli anymore.Another example here
Whats with the rice hate?
Kaede's tits aren't even big in the original official art. I really don't get it
Pat Pat Pat
>>538813374I want to seize her means of reproduction.
>>538813713My reaction to the ayn rand joke
We hate beat rice here
Kek
>>538813967>She's not even big at all in her original art>Scroll up like six posts to check her official art>She's at least E or H cup in her original art
>>538814107Ah Ah Ah~! You didn’t say the magic word!
oppai loli is the worst of both worlds any waysame for tall planks
Newfag question, what is farfie? Some kind of a singapore slur?
>>538813812Based Nodoka Blessing Cherino for life
>
>>538813979
oppai loli is the best of both worlds any waysame for tall planks
official
>>538814035>>538786764I never even called it a joke desu, however, it was as good as it gets feedback on that shitpost>>538813694Do you even live in the PNW? I find her sense of organization and competence compelling on it's own, here's a student who's marshalling their own troops instead of needing a babysitter
>>538814268some avatarfag that got doxxed, just ignore
Farfie here. We hate newfaggots here.
>538814525Shut the fuck up Bryce.
>>538813871>"soft retconned her body type">Breast are still big as they areShut up.
>>538813713I liked that book and understood the reference, I just didn’t comment on it.
>>538814323Damn hardboiled criminals look like THAT???
>>538814514>i will never wake up to Arona and Plana in my bedwhy live, friends
>>538814570It's obviously different in terms of proportions
>>538814570>>538814703>>538814156 They still look small, I'll just keep on confused
Kei Status?
>Gen Z is trying to cancel Kaede!
Why Kotama speaks like autist?
these fags are horny for the students and has the audacity to call themselves sensei. i hope they die in agony
>>538814764Breed.
Stop.. posting.. Kaede..
>>538814846
I'm still baffled over how sexy every member of the new wild hunt club is, they knocked it out of the park with every single one of them
>>538814801Michiru is far worse, like a genuine retard
>>538814634
>rice>farfiehow many e-celeb we have?
>>538814764Keep posting chinkshit
>Meanwhile, in Bizarro /bag/...
>>538815162
>>538815063no way, Mari is pure
>>538815260Pure lust
>>538814634>>538815162>>538815237
>>538815217i hate stinky woman, their pussy must be smells like fermented sweat
>>538815217>another Suzumi altwhen will this end
>>538813871>>538814703You're just so poisoned by fan arts that you think she's much bigger when all of those are still around the same proportion as original art.
>>538815217chise never binged
>>538815517>Give four examples using only official art"Lalala I don't see anything I don't see anything, it's only fanart"
>>538814801wait until you hear momoi
>>538815609I'm saying that those official art examples you're showing prove that she still has the same size, you retard
>>538815217Guys, does lveling up Mika's Machete to UE50 makes a lot of difference from UE40?I'm trying to lvl up Seia's Spear to UE40 for the terrain bonus
>>538815217>he didn't learn JP so he could take advantage of them being behind to plan out his rollsdekinais will never make it
>>538815743Yosh underwear
>>538814801
>>538815217The universe is a cruel, uncaring void. The key to being happy isn't a search for meaning. It's to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually, you'll be dead.
>>538815743They show they exact oppositeThey changed and aged up her proportionsHer head is no longer huge, which is a large part about what gave her loli proportions, her arm and leg proportions are entirely different in newer official artThe things which once gave her design soul are entirely missing and made more generic Breasts are sized down and proportionally smaller, you're using the idea that because she isnt flat now it means nothing is differentI could take a red pen to her old art and newer and and show in five seconds how it's drastically different
>>538815609>Give four examples>>538813498 (Still fucking big)>>538813871 >>538814703 >3Where the 4th?
>>538815217
>>538815152I could not believe she’s 17 even after meeting Hoshino Hina and Neru
Which student could solve the Kirk case?
>>538815217>>538815790Of course, she will get aoe attack as a bonus and stun effect. UE50 Seia's spear is useless because it will make Seia yaps more in battle
>>538816024>c/u/ck artist.
>>538815217The rampant irohawank has gone on far too long
>>538815954chise would say this
I love my beautiful wife so much...
>>538815217They need to stop having sensei bang all his students. It's getting really ridiculous at this point.
>>538815217Saving play ball
>>538815985>>538814463Notice how this design keeps the proportions of the original even in very different clothing. Notice the size of her head compared to her body
>>538815217I'm so fucking tired of this smug bitch giving me nothing but pinks and pyros
Decided to not care about pvp results and just put Akane out there.
what are the colors of the next GA? i read purple torment so i set up shanako but idk who to put for the other colors to help my newbie friends
>>538815217>9B1Y againPlana should die
>>538816140Every western BA artist is a /u/fag who latched onto this series because they thought it was yuri and actively hates "self insert stuff". That one Koharu and Hanako western artist regularly spergs out how they hate all sensei pairings in the game. Throw a stone anywhere into the western BA artists, it's all just yurifags.Not saying it's good, but it's reality
>>538816358Notice how you're the only one complaining about this
>>538815217Anon, I have 1500k pyroxenes left and I already UE30 the current bluefes alt just by rolling them, do you recommend me to UE50 them all?
I noticed
Momoi's QUEST- S11E8 FULL EPISODE (FULL HD) (4k) [True Crime Documentary] GONE SEXY? (You Won't Believe What Happens) ENG SUBS|ELITE GAMER PRANK BEST OF 2025//ft. Sensei of Schale #Millennium #GDD #MomoiQuest #MQ #Sensei (Make Money Quick) SPONSORED
>>538816449https://www.souriki-border.com/decisive_battle
>>538816761In a cargo box?
I'd honestly never heard the word "hardboiled" used in any context outside of Hemingway (1920s). And now Blue Archive uses it every other sentence for Aru. ESL, y'all welcome
>>538817042it's a common-ish word in japanese
>>538817042I think One Piece had everyone calling Senior Pink hardboiled and that’s where I remember it most
>>538815217We call them mustpullogakis here
>>538817042
My precious desert rose.
>>538814038>yi fei
>>538817078memorable because ain't that the damn truth
>>538816448if you don't have kuroko might aswell
>>538812178is this a new /jp/ meme?
>>538817042I saw a streamer use it 2 days ago
>>538812178japanese tv and entertainment feels like it's perpetually stuck in the 1990s.
>>538817147
>>538817107Muspelgakis...
>>538817338it's called soul.
>>538817327@arona generate the same image but make her ass bigger
>this kills the Sensei
>>538817295it's like a decade old japanese memehttps://dic.pixiv.net/a/これではんごろしにします
>>538817478GUH
>>538817327Is this AI slop?
>>538817295https://colocal.jp/odekake/30915.htmlhttps://www.maff.go.jp/j/keikaku/syokubunka/k_ryouri/search_menu/menu/han_goroshi_nagano.html
Stop gooning to 'her'
>>538815217We skip smika here
>>538817478I don't mind
>>53881747827 years old Shiroko...
>>538817338I fucking wish their anime and video games could do the same
>>538817541probably, everyone knows arona has striped panties
>>538817571She's stronger...
>>538817642>I fucking wish their anime and video games could do the sameThose are stuck in the 2000s, close enough
>>538817237Yeah 4 Shirokos and I don't have a single one.
>>538817478I thought S*T was full grown Shiroko. No reason why women's tits grow indefinitely past 17 or so
Good morning /bag/
>>538817745she experienced a lot of things shiroko didn't, like prostitution. got her hormones going
>>538817571Not my fault. She came on to me during my Rio rolls when I just started the game.
>>538817338and that's a good thing
>>538817723Newcutie and I feel lucky to have sparked swimsuit in my first week. She's been my PvP rock
>>538817723at least 2 of those are free>>538817825gm
>>538817745Pregnancy makes them grow
I love my cute fox daughterwife Izuna!
I love cats!
>>538818074She's a nun.
>>538817970my favorite /bag/ meme, free student = all newfags should have them regardless of their playtime
>>538815217>4th Pina Alt
For me? It's obviously hand holding with my canon wife, Kirino.
We hate cats here
This event shop is kinda fucked, huh. Even getting the gifts seems pretty hard.
>>538818187But I love Sericat
>>538818128yes
Junko momos:>(You) constantly tease Jumby >gives you a love tap>'she fucking pUnChEd me'Mari's momos:>(You) tease Mari one time>she pushes you full strength, you crash into something and pass out>*crickets*What's up with the double standards, /bag/?
We hate Seven Jobbers here
>>538818236We can make allowances
>>538818194just farm for 2 days
>>538818182That's my wife...
>>538818194Bro how bad are your bonuses? It seems like a forgiving bonus student setup
>>538817042I see all the time on /ck/ whenever an egg thread pops up
>>538818289you said too much actually
How come /bag/ likes bananas so much?There are other fruits like oranges, pineapples and apples.
>>538817353need one of junko to finish all 3
>>538817541Yes. Look at the markings on the skirt.
We hate ᓀ‸ᓂ hereWe hate /[__]\ hereWe hate _/_\_ here
>>538818541Senseis love all fruits, true to canon. Why were you lead astray by such lies?
>>538811445Justin
>>538818541/bag/ is a banana republic ruled by monkeys
>gave Mari a handkerchief for her birthdayI'm turning into my grandma, bros
>>538811482That looks super dangerous
>>538818289Unko is also a terroristMari doesn't know her own strength and accidentally sent sensei flying
>>538818289>Teasing Mari100% deserved and Sensei knows it
>>538818732what is that labubu thing
>>538818541Its perfect. It has its own wrapper, it's packed full of nutrients and vitamins, everyone likes them.the people who don't are mostly evil in some way, so it helps identify evil people as well.
>>538818775chiikawa
>>538818541Bananas are $1 per kilo in my country. A lot cheaper than the other options.
>>538814381an official child?
I wish Mari would sit on my face...
I want to suck on Fat Shiroko’s boobies
key sex
>>538816140you lost
We love birthday puncher here
>>538818289Messing with a nun is like picking a fight with a god so you kinda had that coming.
>>538818738Safe and comfy, don’t worry.
>want to post a 150 word bait that would get like 2 replies but think the better of itgomen, I'm just bored
The entirety of volume F was just a scheme by Shiroko to show us how big her boobs are going to get and win back the title of main heroine from Yuuka
>>538818948weak shiroko is being mogged, nn
>>538819095Sex with god. God student when? I mean, we already have angels.
>>538819160@phrenapates is that true?
>>538818289Junko is with maliceMari is unintentionalshrimple as thatjumby is a menace
>>538818289jungo is stronger
>>538819201bro your eye of horus?
>>538819142dew it
>>538819201we already have japanese god student
>>538818289Mari hits like a girl
Kuzunoha is a bad character and does nothing good for the plotI will not support this claim
>>538819328And Sensei shrieks like a girl
>>538819424>nojyaloli>flat>kemonomimishe does everything for me
>>538819476proofs?
>>538819318>still not playableEvery day my hatred for the devs grows.
Blue Archive needs a fishing minigame.I will not elaborate.
>>538819318Is she wearing a sports bra and spats?
>>538819318Such a perfect form that we'll never see again
>>538819535https://youtu.be/7JW5240Mz6s?t=493
Soundposts will save this thread
>>538819802If the next time I watch Lain I hear this in my head instead of the actual lyrics I'm going to ragepost the hell out of you.
>>538819734How are you sure about that?
Hikari and Nozomi?More like Skipari and Skipomi!Skipogakis!
>>538818289/bag/ doesn't read Momotalks
>>538819926nah of course I love Lain, that was the first thing I ever watched. the OP caught me
Why wasn't NYFuuka shitpostted as hard as skipogakis /bag/?
>>538820164Fuuka isn’t a loli
jesus....
>>538820164Fuuka is off limits.
>>538819318Shuro is sexier
>>538820164Shupos are new
Kanoe is shaped like a rectangle with a head and people go "yeah that's erotic".
>>538820164"skipogakis" is way too forced
>>538820164you expect logic from schizos?
>student is literally just a rectangle with a headYeah that's erotic
>>538820164I cringe at the term "sh*pogakis" and refuse to use it, even if I want to roll for Hikari because she's a cutie
>>538820272>rectangleyou're forgetting the child stomach pudge
Never skip
>>538820272My round pole going in a square body is peak eroticism.
>>538820339Why
>>538820164Fuuka isn't popular
>>538820164People spamming the skipogaki don't play the game and therefore don't know what a NYFuuka is
post seia rectangle
>>538820345bro your pyro?
Never goon
>>538818370You can have her on Tuesdays and Thursdays and every other Sunday.
Always goon
coom in doomrope in hopegood morning /bag/
This JFD made me fall in love with iMari, she's so cute! Another limited to add to the list of students I want to roll for...>>538809879>tfw wanted to post this but someone made a chipi out of it so I can't anymoreI hate chipi chapa now
>>538820504what about her?
>>538820164it is general knowledge that nyfuuka is broken and a must rollmeanwhile shupos are legit skip materialskipogakis!!
Can't you stop thinking about masturbation for just one dayIt's Mari's birthday today, on top of that
>>538820164Fuuka isn't a goblinplus NYFuuka is actually more useful
>>538820734But Mari doujins have taught me she wants sensei semen.
>>538820391It feels so forced. I don't like fan nicknames and "wholesome" reddit memes like calling Maki "my son"
>>538820575I'm not sharing
>>538820734Mari should stop making me think about it
>>538820734if god does not want me to masturbate why does it feel so good
>>538820734She's making it hardget it?
>>538820734guess i'll masturbate using mari's lewd picts
Pat you are students
bing bing time to pat your students
But I just logged out however
Time for pats.
>>538820819I don’t call Maki that but shupogakis is fine to me, easy to say when you mean both of them.
>>538820931>>538820984
>>538820819Japanese fans created the shuppo name, not redditors. If japan decides it then its fine, its not reddit tier. The game later cannonized it creating the Highlander mascot Shuppo-chan, which will be localized in some fucked up way in english.
>>538820984Where were you yesterday huh?This is whatyou get for making me worried
We call them Hikari and Nozomi here
>meme>meme, japan
no, im pretty sure we call them "skipogakis"
>we
You guys getting any of this shit?
>>538820984Embarassing
https://poal.me/qxyhih
>>538821189STOP THE COUNT
Are you skipping shupos[]Yes[]No[]It depends[X]FOTM
>>538821189now post the non botted polls
>no add new answerNot a real /bag/ poll.
>>538821258I'd say yes to all because you sound like a Mossad plant
>>538821089For once I will accept those hits. I went to sleep a few hours ahead of schedule. This body really isn't as young as it used to be.
>>538820849You’re frying your dopamine receptors doing that. Just take a break for a while.
>>538821258They are the skipogakis, of course im skipping!!
No dickpull shall be a brickpull because every pull session done with your heart/dick is bound to be bountiful
>>538820734mari promised to give me a big handjob later
>pull Cherino as dickpull>Her Voice Actress quits >Bricked
>>538821189>oui call them the skippog-ACK
>>538821429Your fault.
>>538821417The cure to masturbation is having someone else doing it for you
>>538821341dont carewas not asking for advicegooning right now as im typing this post
I haven't even leveled my Seia yet
>>538821148Not as embarrassing as this.
>>538821529You wouldn't punch this
You wouldn't deny this.
>>538820164Because nyFuuka was meta for 2 years after her release.
we're so boring now
>>538821702>was
>>538821605....pussy
>>538820430This.
One more week
>>538820164I didn't roll on NYFuuka because Yukatas are not cool. Everyday I'm glad I don't have any NY students.
>>538821775That's what I thought, now go back to the crafting mines
Shameless gold digger student when?
>>538821652This artist is weird
>>538821821This Sensei never got punched by JunkoHe was spared
>>538821852Your mom.
>>538821840GOTCHA
>>538821714it's everyones duty to be entertaining so get to it
>>538821734well she's still used from time to time, but if you're doing speedrun, you're not going to use her
>>538821714all the avatarfags moved to the other tab
brothers, can you find me that jp people tweet that contains figure of kc kashima and s.miyako and basically says heisei succubus and reiwa succubus?
>>538821461I warned you…
we love soundposts here
*shoots 2 posts down*
I don't have mine
>>538821889ack
>Misacki shot downkek
>>538821971Gotcha
>>538822083>incubus
>>538822013Get her from the next selector
>>538813871Wtf I thought she was Izuna for a second. Nexon, why...
>>538822083thank you sir.
>>538822006that ain't no sniper
What would you do in this situation?https://x.com/shark_cat87/status/1966047303183249591
>>538821960>nigga is so bored, he checked both sites everyday just to shitpost
>>538822179impregnate
>>538822083This is what people who hate Nikke want asses to look like
>>538821258Skipping the skipogakis seems to be FOTM so I'm rolling for them.
>only 3 months until HodI don’t think I can put Chihiro at 5* by then…
>>538822323ZAMN
>>538822323SEEEEEXXXX
>>538822379Why would she need to be 5*
my princesswife Mika
>>538822289??? you only need to see once to know the circlejerk going in the other tab
>>538822152imo all zoos memes are no funny
>>538822323SEX WITH TRAINING CRUISERS
>>538822323ye
>>538822503
>>538822442and you think this one isn't?
Not a fan of translators that translate "soiya" or any exclamation like that as "heave ho", it's a bad translation Not a fan of translators that translate Hacha as "hup", It's a "rub a dub dub" tier translation
>>538822608heehee
>>538822379do you not have any other CC options?
>>538822379your kayok?
>>538822608What's wrong with hup?
>>538822054Also the mines weren't too bad tonight. Shame it was only 1 parfait.
Sweet Iori collats.
>>538822608Blame English for not having better options
>>538822839Smooth ass
>>538822679eh will have to raise cKotama I suppose?>>538822716I will avoid Kayoko malding if I can
>>538822503Shut the FUCK up
>>538822839I can't even tell what's happening.
>>538822608omoshiroi
>>538822836wasn't that bad or me either
>>538822436Because it’s a huge jump in stats for the strikers to inherit???
>>538822752>Translates "hello" as "cheese">What's wrong with it?? DO you now suddenly hate cheese???The first obvious issue is that it isn't an accurate translation, or it isn't a translation at all to be clear. A character had a Moe nonsense word catch phrase which offended the localizers, so they erased it entirely and replaced it with a "real word" which entirely negates the point and does not translate the original intent of the phrase at all.I can list a dozen other issues with that sort of translation and how it kills the soul of the industry entirely, but anyone with sense should understand automatically how entirely changing the meaning of something isn't a translation.
>>538822503>are no funnyJajaja señor.
>>538822608Japanese is unreformed Korean
>>538823061And? It's a joke either way.
>>538822912As always the issue is the translator not the language, and trying to blame the language deflects from the retard who's bad at his job
>>538823114retard
>>538822921she's not that bad here, especially on phase 2
>Korean>Korean, Japan
>>538823035Hand it over. I want purples across the board.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61esrM8__GA
>>538823186Headquartered in Tokyo btw
>Japan>Japan, Japan
We burn Japan here
The only script that matters is the original korean script BTW
>>538823402I would like to order one Japan please, extra pan and light on the Ja.
>>538823215I'll trade it for one the life
>China>China, Illinois
>>538809401hell yea we do
Japan sucks now anyway. Lots of brown immigrantsMight as well call it>Japan, India
I need to get around and reading the entirety of Ja~pan in one go
>>538823479You'll never be playable btw
>>538823520Oooor and stay with me here because this is a good deal you hand it over and I punch you.
>>538823521
>>538784123It's neither Kesed nor Cheesed. The "Ch" is called "Chet". It's a guttural sound that doesn't exist in English nor Japanese, kinda like if you were aping tires on gravel.
>Lewd thoughts about the Princess Detected!
>>538823749it's Hesed
>>538823636Not a chance
>>538823749Is it like hesed if you spat on the ground while saying it?
>>538823691My favorite duo, Kuro Junai and Gasu Kanami
>>538823824So its come to this....have at you!
So which student leaked this to the press? I fucking hate Kotama so much
>>538823691I enjoy seeing Ako annoyed
>Livestreamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pl7VGVnI2VU&pp=0gcJCckJAYcqIYzv
>>538823968Not if I strike first
Come to think of it we still don't know what is /bag/ favorite raid.
It may not seem like it, but Momoi is actually sexy
>>538824062Kurokage. We love Shuro here.
>>538824051Ack! I'll get you for this (tomorrow)
>>5388240387 more days until the collabbing (probably)
>>538824038>at 8 AM for meA bit earlier than usual
>>538824038That's not the anime stream right?>>538824062chised
>>538824062Wakamo because you get to hit Wakamo.
>>538824038At long last the collab announcement stream that breaks /bag/
>>538824038>a stream I don't have to stay up until fucking 3am forGood
>>538824038>Hyakkiyako backgroundFuck, patternGODS how does this line up with the Arius volume?!
>>538824138Global retards doubting the mini stream and we got a new school and a Arius story, hopefully this time as well.
>>538824062As a /m/chad general we love Geburah the most.
>>538823756>angry expression>heart pupilsMy dick. I hope the recent Kei doujins get translated soon
>>538824326Arius will only get half of chapter 1 anyways, you know how it goes with volume release
>>538824138>That's not the anime stream right?It is. Date and time matches.
>>538824038>8:50>on a saturdayim awake till 4 am so I guess I will miss it
>>538824038It's Hyakkiyako x Millennium collabLET'S GO
IMPORTANThttps://poal.me/y9qhzh
>>538823985It was Sora. It's always Sora.
>>538824485that wasn't very important...
>>538824437oh I meant like the date of the actual anime event/convention or whatever that is
>>538808852>>(JP)>News:Livestream: https://www.youtube.com/live/Pl7VGVnI2VU - 9/20 (Sat) 15:50 ~ 17:10 (JST)
[Truth Nuke]None of the other students or prisoners has enough aura to be a raid
>>538824485i dont even know who half of these are.
>>538824485mfw i haven't played the game for 2 years so i don't know what these all are
>>538824549https://kyomaf.kyoto/https://kyomaf.kyoto/stage/kyomaf_stage/
>>538824485ip grabber
>>538824573I'm gonna laugh at you if they announce FOX Squad raid next week
>miniprepare your ass
>>538824485>Your SatsukiI cleared with SFubuki. >>538824575>>538824589Casual assesYour Satsuki = GeburahThe Great Filter = el filtre = HieroFnaf = SRKRDomestic Violence = nice plat wife beater trophy fag = WakamoOur Fuarking heroes = YOU LOST PEROROKEKS = KaitenMario Party 9 = GozTesticle I assume is Tiphy since Chise is separate Everything else is self explanatory
Some anon told me that 2025 was Kaya's year so she NEEDS to be released
>>538824640oh...
https://www.youtube.com/live/bzqV3Tu0sl4?si=CGiBKMrCMEFJ5fB-Official gooktube also has a stream at the same time.
Mini stream #1>Nagusa>Niya>v5c2Mini stream #2>Wild Hunt>v6
>>5388248812027 is Kaya’s year. 2026 is Shuro’s.
>>538824956Err minus 1 day gomen.
>>538824131well, they're in another event after all.not their own livestream
>>538824956Mini devtalks?
>>538824962mini stream #3Plana gacha
sexy seia
>>538824081correction..
>>538825231>Plana gacha>when it took them 4 years to make special danglesShut your clown ass up.
>>538824956>right before shuposKim, what are you planning
>>538825348He's about to smash the fuck out of the accelerator button.
Sex.With Ibuki.
>>538824485Binner and Violence of Wakamo, because they are quite easy.
>>538824485no wkaa?
>>538825443>shupos get 14 days instead of the usual 21 days>china and 0068 get each their whole week instead of being mashed into oneI hate this
>>538825564retard >>538824872
>>538825625no I am not shut up you stupid
>>538825615Retard.
>>538825348>shupos get a stream just for themthe skip nigga gonna kill himself
>>538825615I'd be more concerned about acceleration after shupos.
>>538825615ultra retard
>>538825735>Skip the shitty arius banner>Shorten rabbit summer I was about to get mad we're gonna lose the ligma farm but remembered it's an immortalization.
>>53882561521 days is the usual duration? huh?
>>538823749Xheesed
>>5388258342 weeks of the event then the post week to redeem items.
>>538823879rare Shuro spotted
>>538825851Why the fuck we stopped accelerating?What the fuck Kim
>>538824872/bag/ core brainrot
soon
love your dog
>>538826181Unless you want jfd and GA in the same week
>>538826181> Just combine JFD, rerun and GA in a week, broI'm glad that no /bag/gots here are in the position of power.
>>538826345could have skipped one of them you know
>>538826006Yeah and that's still what's happening
>>538826345Bring it on, chaos is the spice of life.
>>538826436The retard was implying that the event will only last for a week then the post-event claiming period.
>>538826375Sure let's just skip GA, didn't want that tenner anyway
>>538826367Biden was in power until recentlyOrange Sensei was a regular on Sensei Island too
>>538826532skip jfd then. You have a massive opportunity cost anyway the moment you shorten something in a gacha.>NOOO I NEED ALL TEH SHIT!!we know which banner is next for years now. Plan ahead. If you are a f2p, you cant have both the cake and eat it.
>>538824956both servers graduating at the same time
>>538826705Fuck you, I want to do my JFD with my wife and daughters
>>538826705The fact is they haven't skipped any of the gameplay stuff so your smug little lecture isn't really relevant
>>538826729Time to head out.
>>538826705> Skip jfdKill yourself. Put yourself in a fucking coma if a week is too much for you.
>>538826783atleast its not a daughterwife this time
>>538826705>you cant have both the cake and eat it
>>538826687Imagine if Kei became playable in AMAS form.
>>538826885It'll be her 1st alt
>>538826705why the fuck would I want the cake if not to eat it?
>>538826885. . .
AIIIIEEEEEEEEJUST LET ME REFRESH
https://x.com/EN_BlueArchive/status/1966427688937419187>[Official 4-Panel Manga] Ep. 203>Brought to you by @donmin_h!>Today… is the day when the big shots of the underworld(?) meet…!>What could possibly happen??
>>538827245https://x.com/EN_BlueArchive/status/1966427856604741680>Now that’s what you call underworld etiquette…!
>>538827245Saori dekai…
>>538827245>>538827345>>538827359cute
>>538827245>Underworld's HackYet my eyes are glued on Saori's rack...
>>538827245i keep getting tripped up by the reading orderwhy is it left to right...
>>538827441She needs to put it away before my fingers move to the roll button.
>>538826687/bag/ is just a gayer reddit sub anyways
>>538827359Thats our Aru.
>>538826849post your 4/4/4 with max score, sperg
is it true that /bag prefer Plana over Arona?
>>538827542/bag/ is not too gay not too straight
>>538826705This, everyone hates jfd, especially if it's Avant Garde one
>>538827628we prefer real art over ai shit
>>538827628No? I love Arona the most. The kind beautiful precious generous Arona who will bless me with both shupos without burning a full spark. I love Arona so much, more than anything in the world. Arona do you hear me? I'm confessing my love to you. Please listen Arona, I'm on a tight budget. Arona. Please.
>>538827610> t. zoomerAnd what the fuck does that have anything to do with what I said, retard?>>538827689The avant garde one has been getting easier and easier already. The only one hating it are readlet.
>>538827245>>538827359My dork students...
Don't know who these "We" and "everyone" fellows are, but they seems to hold some fringe opinions regarding this game
Reading this event again, they've really done a great job with Haruka. With all 4 ps68 members honestly, really felt like the story highlighted all of their good points
>>538827660/bag/ is the tourist general
thoughts on tummies?
Do resting squads while doing your 15min daylies, you fat assesIt'll help with back ache, prevent back aches and make your pudgy legs strongerIf you can't do resting squadslollmaofollow these vidshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71mWF9jAw5khttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48-MBPcSAlY
>>538827773>t. zoomerRetard
>>538827829Too bad she will never get her dress alt
>>538827848I'd sat it's a 3.6 on the scale
>>538827958Retard, if JFD was that much of a problem then I'd agree with removing it. You're an ADHD riddled faggot zoomer.
>>538827773>t. zoomert. tourist
>>538827905nyo
>>538828039Then post your 4/4/4 clear if it's not much of a problemOh wait, you don't even play the game, shitposter-kun
>>538828061
Gotta wake up in 3 hours
>>538828054>>538828113why Mikafags are like this? I swear, all of their posts are shit, they are probably brown zoomzooms too
>>538827905I'll consider it in the morning.
>>538827905>resting squadsYou shouldn't do squats if you are overweight.You might fuck-up your knee joints pretty badly. It's better to lose some weight and then do them. Eventually use elliptical machine.
>>538828113I don't have to prove shit, retard, you're the one who wanted to remove JFD for some ungodly reason.
why /bag/ loves profiling their schizos
>monkey woke upGreat, let's discuss what yurige collab we should get nextI think Madoka would be a no brainer
>>538827905>No halo
>>538828228OK NOW IM ACTING UP
>>538828228Got any recommended exercises for fat fucks? Asking for a friend.
>>538827905don't squats make your glutes thicker?
>changes the goalpost>blames Mikashe truly mindbreaks the shitpostersdamn>>538828228>You shouldn't do squats if you are overweight.Most people should be safe unless they're some 300lbs+ slob that never moves around. Or if they have previous ankle injuries
>>538828228I'm 74(?) kg and 173 cm, it should be fine for me right?My backs been hurting since 7 years ago, so I really should do something about it
>>538827905hmmm nyo
>>538828184same but 10 hours
>>538828265>t. phoneposterI accept your concession
>>538828381check the second video, it shows all the muscles that get worked onIf you compliment it with Farmer's Walks you're set for life for some very easy workouts that would keep you healthy and decent looking
>>538828381shut up and do your ass shapin- I mean your healthy exercises
>hungry>check fridge>a can of spamshould i eat it? how do i make it more tasty?
>>538828319Personally I recommend this sitehttps://www.hybridcalisthenics.com/routineBeen doing these daily for 1 year and they helped me a lot, though I also go to gym like 1-2 times per week.>>538828393>>538828406Yea, I probably should mention that it's only problem for people with real fat gut.Still, I would be careful doing these.
>>538828654>gookako>read it as a can of spermfor a moment it made sense
>>538828654>>538828721>gookako has access to a sperm bank
>>538828530> Can't refute shitI accept your retardation.
>/bag/ - Fitness
>>538828721>>538828750What kind of people don't know what spam is?
>>538828406> I'm 74(?) kg and 173 cmholy shit, im 172 cm and 49 kg ;_;
>>538828871Like what you're doing right now?
>>538828758>still can't clear 4/4/4 jfd after playing for more than 3 yearslmao, what a scrub
I'm 336 pounds
>>538828393You can tell they already lost when they can't argue for shit and blame on muh Mika. Anyway sheepka is cute, I love her.
>>538828882>49kgL O N D O NONDON
/vg/ really need flag and idtoo many tourist
>>538829074> Still can't explain why skipping jfd is supposed to be a good thing.I accept your concession. 140 coins, btw. Of which you can't do.
I gained 7 pounds on a 2 week vacation.
>>538829176isn't that the strength of /vg/? lots of new blood can come and go?
>>538828882you, me, bedNOW
>>538829176alright
>>538829248fat
When are we getting more Professor Niyaniya content...? It's been too long since she showed up in an event. Please GULIM, just put out some random swimsuit art.
>>538828654>spambased gook>how do i make it more tasty?cut it into slices and stir fry it on some butter, preferably gee desu, chopped onion rings, 1 to 2 smashed garlic cloves.then add some grounded pepper when servedYou can alternatively dice it, stir fry it on some butter and then add some eggs for some tasty scrambled eggs>>538828406>My backs been hurting since 7 years ago, so I really should do something about itmost of the time it's due to weak core because most peopole spends all their life sitting and their back is made of paper as a resultNot even Joking, here's some piss easy excercises that should help you with that. do at least 1 min of Planks a soon as you wake up from bed and another 1 to 5 mins (if you can) about 30 mins before going to bedDo leg raises too, easy and hard to fuck up as long as you avoid this mistakehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uB0KaoCF9wof you got a 15lbs (or around that weight) drum-bell I recommend you adding russian twists toohttps://youtu.be/PkGPokybYaUhttps://youtu.be/-BzNffL_6YEThere's a piss easy stretching exercise that helps a lot relieving upper back pain I do, If I find a vid showcasing it I'll post it for you here. But mostly once your core gets stronger, most back pain ceases to be. Worked on my machine.
>>538829163>>538829272Go away faggots. YWNBAW
>>538829307GULIM is a hack
>>538829271This whole board has had a massive samefag and schizo problem for ages bro, and what they do is (usually badly) pretend to be the new blood. It's a solution that would fix it all, dunno why they haven't done it but at least this thread is good at gatekeeping
>>538829330Post your wrist
>>538829336never said I would be?
>>538827905Oh right I forgot to tellmake sure you have something to lean on when trying to stand up and start with 1 min sessions. You won't be able to stand up otherwise when you're a beginner kek
>>538827905>resting squads
>>538829176If our exile to /bant/ taught me anything it'd be>IDs scare the fuck out of shitposters unless they don't care and shitpost under the same ID but then it's just a matter of filtering that ID>flags were kind of fun but their novelty would get old very fast = unnecessary>that canadian was fucked in the head
>>538829074Do people actually have trouble with this jfd? I joined two months ago and level 68 and find it's pretty comfortable getting 4/3/3.
>>538829176Don't say that anon, someone will seethe. No IDs is good because we need to protect shitposters! >>538758532>>538829362the answer is rapeape which exposed the current state of this board. It's intentional by design.
>>538829195>still no 4/4/4 cleardis nigga is scared shitless, lmaoskipping jfd is a good thing since you only need 800 coins for stones, jfd artifacts are not worth it even as a fodder for crafting
Next thread will be batterand then be baked hopefully
>>538829640I've been playing since the beginning and I've only been doing 2/2/2 for like the last year. I don't need anything in the shop and I don't want to do this tiresome unfun content.
>>538829835>cross-threads your post
>>538829835Fried
>>538829835>actual Seia breadI want to see this as the OP at least once.
>>538829612This anon was missing during the time when the hack happened. There is a reason we are 50% slower after that incident.
>>538829649I guess I'll just become a both-threads bro (iykyk)
>>538829925too Sexy to be the OP
>>538829872but building teams for jfd is one of the more fun parts of the game? unless you have no one I guess
>>538829708Nigger shut the fuck up, if it's easy then there's no reason to skip it, not to mention it's also a good source for credits too. And merging these 2 weeks mean forcing everyone to choose between the rerun, 2x hard or 2x normal.There's just no good reason to skip this JFD, and you only provided benefits for oldfags and Adhd gambling retards who need to pull that much.
>>538829872I dunno, isn't min-maxing raids and whatever weekly content they have running more or less the only long-term content the game has? It seems weird to just ignore it.
we're not going to survive another dead week like thiswhy couldn't they have made the streams a week earlier
>>538829640Exactly, one JFD per month is enough for the most players but some autist feels the need to cry and piss his pants if anyone suggests to skip the next drill for acceleration
>>538830168>>538830168>>538830168
>>538829649This site sucks because I can't apng or mp4 with full audio hereI hop back and forth from tome to time
>>538823884Yes, exactly.
>>538824062Kurokage, probably. Best music, best design, second-best memes after Binah and I just love the idea that they had to write like half a DnD rulebook for him just so people are forced to actually fight him like an RPG boss, ie with healers to actually heal you and not because healing is required to weaken the boss like with Hiero.
>>538824062Geburah is the comfiest raid
