Biking EditionPC Crew - https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/no_fun_aliowed_vg/PS4 Crew - https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_vg_-_ps4/To join, you have to:>Set profile to public>Open friends list>Go to the crew page and request to join>Drop your name here>New Players Guide:https://leo3418.github.io/collections/gta-online-guides>Vehicle Testing Videos:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLx_tHjuVuRODxrNcTCbJ4VOB5FHxBzGgx>Vehicle informationhttps://gtacars.net/>Custom crew colors hex codeshttps://gtacolors.com/>Interactive maphttps://gtaweb.eu/gtao-map>Map with aircraft spawns and street dealershttps://gtaweb.eu/gtao-map/ls/dusojwwckst98g>Fix car plate bughttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/507351780/#507956729>Cover archivehttps://gtag-covers.neocities.org/Previous Thread: >>537820953
2x GTA$ and RP:• Dispatch Work (4X for GTA+ Members)• Wildlife Photography (4X for GTA+ Members)• The Vespucci Job (Remix)• Community Combat SeriesRewards:Purchase the Declasse Park Ranger (Emergency) on PS5, Xbox Series X|S, or PC (Enhanced) to receive the Summer Park Ranger Outfit.Salvage Yard Robbery Targets (available through September 16th):• The Gangbanger Robbery: Enus Deity with LS Pounders plate (Claimable) (Top)• The Duggan Robbery: Karin Hotring Everon (Mid)• The McTony Robbery: Vapid Hustler (Standard)Weekly Challenge:• Complete a total of 3 Dispatch Work Missions to be rewarded with the Summer LSPD Officer Outfit and a GTA$100,000Premium Race:• Senora Freeway (Supers)HSW Time Trial:• Pacific Bluffs to Mount GordoTime Trial:• Down ChiliadFIB Priority File:• The Brute Force FileThe Premium Deluxe Motorsport vehicles are as follows:• Enus Stafford• Nagasaki Hot Rod Blazer• Grotti GT500• Vapid Blade• Coil BrawlerLuxury Autos:• Annis Euros X32• Karin Asterope GZLucky Wheel:• Annis HellionPrize Ride:• This week's prize ride is the Överflöd Entity MT and you can win this by placing Top 4 in the LS Car Meet SeriesPremium Test Ride:• Pfister Astron CustomTest Rides:• Ocelot Lynx• Western Daemon• Pegassi Vacca35% off:• Vapid Dominator FX Interceptor• Bravado Greenwood Cruiser• Bravado Dorado Cruiser• Declasse Impaler LX Cruiser• Declasse Impaler SZ Cruiser• Vapid Stanier LE Cruiser• Declasse Park Ranger• Bravado Gauntlet Interceptor• Vapid Unmarked Cruiser30% off:• Benefactor SM722• Pegassi Zorrusso• HVY Menacer• Grotti Turismo Classic• Body Armor25% off:• Invetero Coquette D10 Pursuit• Vapid Caracara Pursuit• Canis Terminus Patrol• Willard Outreach Faction15% off:• Western Police BikeGun Van Discounts:40% off:• Service CarbineFREE:• Baseball Bat30% off: (GTA+ Members Only)• Stun Gun
>>538865990Based on if I had a sister if my evil mom didn't get an abortion in 1989.
>>538866292It's probably for the best, I wouldn't want her to grow up with a brother like you around to rape/molest her.
>>538866529I would never do that but it's really emotional for me because I don't have any siblings so at least I get to have an effigy of my sister that she murdered. Wouldn't it be better to be alive than murdered by your mother?
>>538866274Why do Moodymann and Sessanta talk like racial stereotypes? They literally sound like a Jim Crow parody.
>>538868483it's dey culcha
>tequila>bearer bonds>tequila>tequila>tequila fuck off already
>>538868483>Moodymannwent off script and did that all by himselfnot even kidding
>>538869451As someone who has only run Cayo a single time when it first came out.I just cant fathom grinding that shitty mission dozens, or hundreds of times.
>>538869669I kind of wish they did more with the island though, I should make some races there. Can you do that?
>>538872429I have no clue, i've only ever participated in racing, never made a track.
>>538872605there is no social club anymore so I cant do this
>>538869669yeah it's getting tough with all the nerfs, it's rare as fuck to get a pinkdiamond in hard mode, and each fucking reset is 100k, I'm also burned out from the set up missions but 1.1mil average for 50minutes ish is nice af
>>538874925I'm averaging around $700k/hr with my MC businesses/nightclub/carwash/bunker/etc. Though some hours are only ~$450-500k and some hours can be as high as ~$1.5M when I do bunker sales.
Anyone else get the feeling that Cal Hampton is just going to be an obnoxious version of Ron?
>>538872605
>>538878821what does the R* website show on your stats page.
>>538878821I hate how there's always some dumbass shit on the screen
>>538879026Which website?
Which police vehicle should I buy?
>>538879293https://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/pcalt/career/stats/gtaonline/career
>>538879293I heard the social club is gone, now I just have the strip club.
>>538879483oh so it does still exist but I have to sign in even though I never logged out in my life
Why can't they just give us multiplayer vehicles in single player
>>538879483
>>538880031because single player is for retards
>>538879483>>538879026>>538880151fuck this website is dumb. also I put in a support ticket and told them to stop sending me annoying warnings for swearing.
>>538875547if it's half passively it's ok, if it's you grinding your ass off for 500k/h it's trash shit ngl ong fr
>>538881320I just sell the bunker and nightclub like once a week but as you can see I have $353m so who cares
whorestats
>>538879085You don't like when you're trying to call a mugger or set a bounty and there's an endless flow of pop ups that appear OVER the menu you're looking at??? Why?
I went to the clothing store today and was browsing around and I found a tshirt that looked nice. I put it on and looked in the mirror Then I was shocked as I saw the backside of the shirt says "stab" on it. I tried to take it off but as soon as I tried, a loli came out of the clothing rack and stabbed me.
>>538885774I HATE RETARDS LEAVING THE SESSION. I HATE IDIOTS GETTING KILLED ALL THE TIME. I HATE THE ANTICHRIST. I HATE THE ANAL PAPIC R32.
>>538879356the chally is the best mix of customization and speedterminus is the best because of imani and armorimpaler lx and sz are probably the most stylishdont buy the d10
>>538890648weee
>>538869659It has to be scripted, right? There's no way his normal self actually sounds like that.
>Career challenge requires you to grind something that sucks repeatedly.
>>538891474I did agency only because every aspect of it had been doubled in some way in the last year after EE releaseAlso the car collector one I just need arena war but the locker wigs me out and I don't know why that has to be part of the challenge
>>538869659Hard to believe. Notice how both don't use the nigger-word a single time even though Moodyman is niggerish as fuck irl. I bet all the dialogue was written by a mid-20s white woman whose only contact with minorities is her Twitter account and who thinks talking about fucking is the height of hilarity. I know that type. It's all too common.
>>538892685Yeah they have tattoos and love harry potter, I wish they'd all die. anyway I'm doing races and hopping sessions killing bounties and hoverbike faggots
Here's a new cover with pictures from the last 2 threads, sorry I didn't make it before the last thread died.>>538865890>spec of dirt on flying bike manHow did I not catch that? That's usually the one thing I always clean up.I hate whatever that is supposed to be... bugs? ash? Either way, it looks super ugly.
>>538868483>>538891126If you go in the Musik Locker you can see his poster with "watupdoe" in big letters, that's literally how the man speaks.>>538869451>mfw I got 6 pink diamonds in a row>mfw I don't even need the money, I just needed for career progressEvery pink diamond meant I had to do 1 less cayo run, it was an amazing luck streak.
>>538895491>mfw I got 6 pink diamonds in a rownon hardmode?
>>538895857Most of it was on hard mode, I was setting a timer after each heist and if I was free I would pop up and pay the heist starting fee to get hardmode.I was still only doing one per day, I don't have it in me to be doing back-to-back GTA grinding.
>>538881320It's mostly passive and my grind consists of me watching youtube and movies while I zone our, it's not much of a grind like Cayo is where you actually need to pay attention to shit.
>>538894550Don't be sorry, good things take time
>>538896207insane luck, I restarted cayo 6 times today and only saw one bonds and the rest was tequila, I cba with hardmode and will just farm a normal mode diamond and glitch replay it
>>538894550I will say, the new lighting has really been nice for these screenshots.
>>538894550Try switching your character on the bottom right with the pic above it. The thumbnail especially makes the bottom right corner of the cover look very dark
>>538886189You kinda deserved that one
is the agency worth it for a noob?>I dont care about the anti locking rocket thing for my cars, I mainly play solo and I have yet to be griefed in a enhanced public lobby>already have a gun locker in my nightclub>I replay glitch cayo for money, and it's shorter than the dr dre contract>I laugh deeply at the pathetic passive income and I will NOT farm 200 contract for a terrible 20k/48mn passive income>payphone hits are only interesting during x2
>>538903608then noat that point is however million for the armorer and a free taxi
>>538903608I bought it purely for the garage and years later I still pretty much only use it for the garage
>>538903608Security contracts and phone hits are fun. I made tons of money whenever they're on double money. But if you're just botting Cayo all day (what a horrible thought), then no, you don't need it. Or any other business for that matter.
>>538905761>Security contractsnot 201 not 201, anont.380+
>>538910671I did all mine in the week and capped at like 206 for the career reward of doing specialistsI still like payphone hits and you can skip CDs on them if you have two characters with agencies
WHERE POODLE ???
serious question, do you guys think they made an obvious parody of Charlie Kirk that they now have to walk back on?
>>538915790theres probably a "change my mind" stand or somthing. charlie wasnt that big until recently
hakuchou drag hsw or banshee gts hsw if I want to be fast af boiI have limited funds
>>538917203the banshee have a much higher top speed. the hakucho have a slightly faster lap time
>>538915790nogame too old
>have too many cars>cant find the one i want
>>538903608no
>>538915790Doubtful. Like the other anon said, VI is too old at this point. That and he wasn't famous enough (prior to his assassination) to warrant a pop culture reference in VI.
>>538918759>own between 80-110 cars >only ever drive the same four weaponized vehicles
>>538921949NTA, but i'm around 170 cars and I only drive 1 or 2 with any regularity.
>>538918248you're too old dude
>>538934370:(
I remember feeling bad for Franklin because he had the same problem Cj had, wanting to branch outside of the ghetto hood gangbanging shit and his family and so-called friends dragging him down.His family and friends are dragging him down, but he doesn’t seem to be doing anything but bitch, both before and after he meets Michael. Like when the game switches over to him at any time he’s either stuffing his fat face, is getting high, or he’s in a strip club. You could argue that Michael and Trevor are like that too but after their “turning points” (or michael’s at least), Trevor getting that strip club and Michael reconciling with his family, they (or rather Michael) got character development and switching to them lead to moments relating to that, like Trevor managing the club and Michael hanging out more with his family and working to be less of an angry sperg. Towards the end, Franklin is still eating, getting high, and strolling strip clubs. He’s hard carried by Lester and Michael, with one network beyond that (devin) which fails for him. He does end up doing well for himself but that’s online. You miss the process but are there for the endpoint
>>538939797Online ruins everything. When GTA 6 comes out I am fully prepared for most of the problems in this game to revolve around online, as well as all the cool shit that got cut.>cucked us out of story DLC>cucked us out of liberty city in 5’s version of the rage engine>cucked us out of Bully 2>is the reason why rockstar games from here on out will never get story dlcs ever again It’s objectively the most successful thing rockstar ever did but it killed and is continuing to kill all the cool shit they used to and could still give us.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifCW_R-gzC0
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>>538939982The worse part is the online will probably be good but ruined by fagstar greed just like RDO."gold bar" currency and their signature no communication dripfeed tactic is fucking awful.
Why does GTAO have so much depth but basically no instruction manual for new players? Seems like a lot of people don't even know about tons of activities/businesses simply because they never bought a certain property or visited a certain website.
>it's a cop car week>am a cop car enthusiast >been waiting for discounts for those cars for awhile now>finally get the discount week when I lost all my money gambling in the casinojesus fucking christeven with the discounts it still costs 30+million buying them allfuck me man, guess it's cayo grinding all the way
Sweet, this has a park ranger livery>>538962312How do you lose all your money at the casino? How much did you lose?
>>538962560had about ~42millost it all on high stakes blackjack, just been max betting it all away>>538962167because new players don't spend money on this game, it's the vets who are either too lazy to grind or too pussy to mod that are dishing out shark card money and most vets already know how the game works more or less
>>538962883You didn't think after the first 10 million lost you ought to stop?
>>538963001By that point he was due for a big win. Duh
>>538963324>Big win>BlackjackIs 't the biggest win you can get there something like 500k?>>538962883How did you even get 42 million in chips?
what comes after nine?
>>538972232i can only count to four
>>538962167because every update is it own bubble
>>538972437How are you enjoying GTA Vee?
>>538894550Thanks for the good work and for adding my colour coordinated car and outfit
>>538939982>cucked us out of story DLCOh no! Not the STORY DLC!Not the award winning, groundbreaking stories of GTA!Fucking please... No GTA has a good story, if this was RDR I could give you a break, but GTA? Fuck right off.The one thing they got right with GTAO is keeping everything very surface level.>gas prices are going up, go kill some dudes>a texan is trying to buy my casino, go kill some dudes>a texan bought my casino, go steal from itImagine if every GTAO DLC had GTA level story tied to it, fucking kill me already.The only cool part of GTA Story is Michael getting drugged and having the hallucination scene, everything before and after is at best fanfic level writing of actual cool stuff.>>538962167Same reason why there's like 15 different ways crates work in the game, it's a frankenstein of different parts coming together.>driving over a crate picks it up>driving over a crate prompts you to pick it up>driving over a crate destroys it and fails the mission>driving over a crate destroys and respawns it>walking over a crate picks it up>walking over a crate prompts you to pick it up>picking up is instantaneous>picking up requires an animation>picking up is invisible>you physically carry the thing you picked up
I'm gonna do some nascar today. Hope someone actually joins.
>>538979514PS4 btw
>>538917203Hakuchou will pay itself off because it's the best HSW trial vehicle. Viper GTS has a massive top speed though
>>538980707This is probably the best looking car in the game. Too bad it isn't a tad faster.
>>538982450I agree. I'm considering buying a 3rd
>>538982042I haven't found a single HSW time trial I can't do with the GTS.
>>538982450>>538983472I have one somewhere and the aero nose one, they are nice, but yes not high enough top speed.
>>538980707sup
>>538979514I just said fuck it and took new screenshots. dumb system thinks the post is spam lol
>>538986920
>>538987116
>>538987328
>>538987328oh thats a nice interior
>>538987543:) white on white
dispatch button broken for anyone else?
>>538987767
>>538988006Make sure you aren't a boss.
>>538988679im not :/
>>538989403What car are you using? Did you press B?
>>538989629console so d pad and like 3 different cars
>>538980707>>538985039Is there some kind of Gauntlet/sideburns club I dont know about?
>>538996583sideburns? lmao. I think they look weird, mine has a toupee instead.
I'm going to post random vehicles because I take a lot of screenshots and I'm very high.
>>538998495this was the wrong picture
>they FINALLY reintroduced the cop outfit>a week after I and probably hundreds of other people uninstalled to make room for other games while waiting on winter updateburn in hell forever you fucking kikes
>>538999357people uninstall and reinstall the game all the time, you're not special
>>538999431actually I am more important than you are, hope this helps
>>538998715
>>539000234how did you get a hearse?
>>538999357I don't do that, I just always have GTA and Gran Turismo 7 and that's it.
>>539000879I had a friend with a hearse drive around the graveyard and they spawn there.
>>539002480
>>539000879That aint even the only hearse in the gameBrigham also has a hearse interior optionThe Lurcher is also one, but I think you can only buy it if you've already bought one during the Halloween event, so if you never bought one before you'll need to wait until it's available again.
What the fuck is up with the awful 2x combat bullshit this week?
>>539004195Yeah I have both of those cars but my Brigham is just like a normal nice pink Cadillac wagon. I should get a second one and turn it into a hearse.
>wait 2 years for cop cars to be on sales>FINALLY got my impalers>try to start dispatch works>spend minutes to figure it's double R3>drive to opposite side of the map>kill enemies>drive all the way back the city>while, otherwise literal shitboxes, move to the speed of light toward me carrying aim bots that shred me the moment they spawn>impalers low height and massive greenhouse don't help eithermission design is the same old crap and cop cars are outright bad for cop work as it is.Cop cars feel like a yacht you can drive, as like as end game collectibles more than anything useful in the slightest even for the most menial workBut men... i LOVE my impalers
>>539019137Would buy a Banshee/10
>>538890789
>>539018931>But men... i LOVE my impalersshow it
>>538999357>>they FINALLY reintroduced the cop outfitis cop stuff an autism thing like trains?I cannot be the only one that doesnt give a single fuck about cop shit
>>539026019Yes. RPers love shit like that. I'd care if R* wasn't so incredibly lazy about it. A couple of shitty contact missions is just insulting.
>>539014368that hermes is cool but I've always loved mine, I thought I took more recent pics but this is it
>>538973087Imma be honest dude, I was this close to not add your stuff considering how turbo racist you've been, but your last few posts in the other thread made it clear that you're just being an edge lord.I did include your plane with the Obama livery tho, that was just too funny.>>538898098Yeah I can see what you mean, but I don't keep copies of the images I use and I'm not in the mood to hunt it down again.While I was making that cover I had an idea for a time progression cover, from left to right we'd be going from day to night.
>>539029249Ok, I guess they were some of the last screenshots from when I last played in April, I can't tell which character's hermes it is because they're the same.
>>539029307I have a plane with an obama livery? lol. anyway whatever I just say whatever I want. I also have a lot of multicultural stuff. I don't care, I care about cars, and screenshots. I am actually not so racist as to not say the kid was puerto rican when describing him. I don't care about racism. I really care if it happens to me, because that's my business. I'm not doing other peoples job for them.
>>539029730>I have a plane with an obama livery?Plane with American flag and 44 on written on it.I have a headache right now and maybe it's that, but I can't parse the rest of your post.
>>539030598I was getting them, but regular weed and ashwaghanda and aspirin have eliminated them, and lots of vitamins. and caffeine. good luck.
>>538869181I want to browse github with Imani
>>538922046>>538921949I started spawning at my office again to avoid this
>>539026019I am the cop antichrist between this game and Payday, so I don't give a shit about cop gear either.They almost got me with the park ranger outfit until I saw that you don't get a ranger hat though. Boo.
>>539031384the motocop looks fruity on dudes without the helmet
>>539007187It's like the 4th week that no properties have been on sale
did they fix the siren falling off the cop pickup?
>>539039396not unfortunately. i think its intended to be that way though
>>539043868>i think its intended to be that way thoughi swear to godthe fucking raptor that you can bomb around offroad with get scalped by the first bushfuck me
I have attained all 3 outfits and will never equip them.
>>539052205That's fair. On a fundamental level, these are trophies for game completion.
pop
>>539004195You can still sit in the back even though you clip into the casket btw
>>539029478I have this exact same colour combination with the white walls on my Impaler and Slamvan customLooks great on the Hermes, too
i really wish VI will have some good fist fights.
looks better on my character than i had anticipated.
>>539081693WOULD call you a pig, ACABHey, now we don't have to load that cops vs robbers map that no one plays to get the outfit.Only took a decade.
Lack of badge aside, I prefer this style of cop outfit, the deep blue just makes me think of Police Academy, while this one reminds me of Reno911, which is a WAY better cop comedy.
>>538865890Hey bros, i just got 1 million out of nowhere, are they giving money in a summer event or something? Is there more to get?
>>538865890>1/100 times game will load at all>1/100 000 times game will load first try>Takes no less than 5 minutes to load into game (compared to mere seconds on any other major title)>Load into game, can not start CEO or MC as lobby is somehow full in 2025 when being a CEO/MC should be available to all players. (Seriously I haven't heard an actual explanation for this)>Load into spawn point in building, exit door, black screen.>Refer to the first two points>Finally get into lobby, into ceo, out of building 45 minutes later>Go to crate warehouse to send npc (originally you could do it from your phone but now you have to enter the building)>Enter crate warehouse, black screen, game crashes>reload game, go to get into car, leave garage, player spawns outside with no carI could go on and on and on for multiple posts of just the broken shit in this game and red dead is just as bad. GTA 6 is going to flop worse than red dead online when it comes out and performs as poorly or worse than its previous games.
>>539092998Yup, they used to do it all the time, now its very rare.https://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/k4744979514k77/get-up-to-gta-2-000-000-in-the-gta-online-end-of-summer-gta-giveawayIts on the weekly announcements, there was also another million for watching some spanish GTA RP, which is a real weird niche ass promo, I think it's over tho, I can't even find their post about it.
>>539096738>Reach employee of the month by completing the entire Premium Deluxe Repo Work lineup to receive a GTA$500,000 bonus, deposited within 72 hours of completion. Finishing three of these missions for the Weekly Challenge will get you an extra GTA$100,000.This still up?
>>539092998>Is there more to get? If you pay for GTA+, then yes :--)
inb4 we won't get 2x on special cargo a single time this year
>>539096738>another million for watching some spanish GTA RPhttps://www.rockstargames.com/gta-online/twitch-dropsFound it, still valid until the 29th.>>539096953Nope, that was for that week only, the 100k this week is for 3 dispatch work from the cop car, it's the same thing that gives you the cop outfit.https://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/3929k59oa5a481/neighborhood-watch-event-cop-the-new-lspd-outfit-and-more
>>539097203Fuck im poor, dont have any cop car
>>539096738>there was also another million for watching some spanish GTA RP, which is a real weird niche ass promogta 6 will be RP focused confirmed
>>539097414I think if you finish the chicken raid and borrow someone's cop car you can do it without owning it.
>>539097414Cop cars are a scam. Don't fall for the fomo.
>>539093336>(originally you could do it from your phone but now you have to enter the building)??? I have to talk to them in person since Lupe was introduced. Maybe a GTA+ thing?
>>539093336just set your spawn to the hangar retard.
>Getting blown up constantly by a hacker>In E&E public lobbiesRemind me why I play this game again?
>>539100148why are people still playing legacy
>>539100148Just change lobby, I've had hackers a grand total of about 5-6 times since it launched. Which is about 100x fewer than i'd get in legacy.
im yet to find a hacker in E&E
>>539100148>>539100731I'm playing enhanced because the people that made me redl the game is on enhanced, but to be fair, ok legacy was a fucking joke with a modder every lobby, but they offered more help than harm in total, I have had so much modded money from them, now I have to farm manually
>>539101051>but they offered more help than harm in totalThat's bullshit.Yes every now and then there would be a nice one if you sucked his cock nicely, but the moment you ignore him or tell him to fuck off and you're getting teleported and exploded on repeat for the next hour. I don't suck cocks, so 99 times out of 100 I'd end up getting screwed over.I'm glad you could polish the pole well enough to get $$, but that's just not my style.
>>539101051>but they offered more help than harm in totalthey were able to get your actual IP in legacy bro
>>539101051>now i have to play the gamethe horror
i like canis terminus patrol, it's a fun car.
>>539102930Is is vastly different than the normal Terminus?
>>539103551not really, it's more an aesthetic thing and gives you access to dispatch work.
>>539101397>they were able to get your actual IP in legacy browhy should I care about this? I'm tech illiterate>>539101546>the horrorit is kinda, I feel the game is tailored to make you waste money and have you play 500hours to go in profit with purchases, like the tow truck worth 1.1mil, and bringing 75k every 48minutes>>539101234I have always been lucky in games in general, I remember really early in gtao I found a dude that dropped me money and I could buy the yacht and the most expensive high end appt back then, not much else to buy during that timeI did play two years ago and it was more hectic, being teleported, being kicked from sessions, having my game crash too, met one autistic finn that glitched the diamond heist for me a few times too, without the text chat you cant really connect with people nowI remember asking "is there a modder here" got teleported to him and after chatting he brought me in glitched heists
>>539101546not him but unironically the grind in GTA Online is pure horror>>539103836>why should I care about this?If you dont care about retards being able to get all of your personal information, they could also crash your PC
>>539029307All good, man
>>539102930i have been telling you guys that thing fucks
>>539101546>>539103836The grind is piss-easy if you spend your first few millions into businesses instead of pissing it away on useless (fun) endgame toys. Once you have the essentials set up, all you have to do is sit back to generate a shitton of money.
>>539107890>Once you have the essentials set upsuch as
>>539108143nightclub + a few MC businesses.
>>539107890Has anyone ever said the grind was hard? I was under the impression that it was the time you have to invest that most people hate.
>>539108143Acid Lab and bunker. >>539108315Not funny.
>>539108650Ehh, if you're grinding cayo I get it, that's sweaty work, but if you're grinding mostly passive income then most of what you're doing is just being logged in.
Remind me again why the Crusader of all vehicles is a Pegasus vehicle
Everytime I get close to $100M I end up spending money.I hit $98.5M and then bought two of the cop cars.Guess i'll grind an additional 2 hours today to make up for it.
>>539111118Rockstar things it would offend someone if you were to customize it?
>>539111995I don't have to customize itI want to put it in a garage so it's visible when I go in thereIt's not like I'm going to drive around in it
>>539112182A pity that Rockstar doesn't just designate a Pegasus garage where you can go in and visually browse.
>>539101051>but they offered more help than harm in totallmao noThis clip is me and a friend being thrown to a public lobby after a mission, you can see I'm trying to drive to him, after the video ends my game softlocked and when I re-opened I was banned from using CEO/MC for like an hour.There was also another time when I got boosted to level 5000 and I had to contact support to remove it.Cheaters in legacy were pure cancer, if you found one or two coolguys™ you were very lucky.
hackers?
>>539113340>limited to either 4k30 or 1440p60Sorry kiddo, i play at 1440p240
>>539113340>gta on a gamepadI'd rather make out with a loaded shotgun.
>Free Entity MTDon't mind if I do.
>>539114983I don't mine either
>>539114983
>>539114983>>539115632S-stop bulling me.
this game is so fun if youre not making moneyi took a pic of a rabbit, watched a cat, drove a limo, committed grand theft auto, evaded police, sold a car to an illegal export ring, moonlighted as a cash truck driver, took a shift at a pizza place and then hit a deer
>>539115943
>>539116131Actually, bully me more. I might get the jackpot next time.
>people actually play this game with a keyboard and mouse
>>539117049for shooting it's kino.For driving/flying I obviously have a controller plugged in and use that.
>>539117049My homie Stockton never gave me back my logitech I loaned him.
>>539117049I purchased a controller off amazon, but for shooting I wanna headshot the whole map tho
>>539116856your cars are ugly
Decided to do my Park Ranger and the Terminus Patrol both as park police vehicles, with the Terminus being a K-9 unit.
>>539121819Oh you can have the park ranger in your garage?I thought I remember people whining about it being a Pegasus vehicle.
>>539122187No people are whining because if you already own one you can't sell it, and thus if you want the park ranger outfit, you have to buy a SECOND one that you also can't sell.It was compared to pervious clothing unlocks which have been locked behind pegasus vehicles where if you already own it, you literally can't unlock the clothing since it's impossible to buy a pegauses vehicle more than once.Basically, the current giveaway sucks if you already own the park ranger, but at least you CAN get it by buying a 2nd one, whereas if it was tied to a pegauses vehicle you already owned, you wouldn't have any way to unlock the outfit at all.
can I borrow a cop car from someone for the outfit? I'm a poorfag (irl too but that's not the topic of this discussion)
>>539123112Not 100% but I think so.I know you have to have finished the Chicken Raid from Vincent for him to talk to you while inside a police car.
>>539123112What platform?
>>539122187I don't think Rockstar has added a Pegasus vehicle in over a decade. Why would they start now?
>>539123885Police boat was less than a year ago.
>>539123885Yeah they have, the taco truck, the bugstars van, the sanitation department van... the firetruck...There's probably more that I can't remember.>>539122553I'm guessing you mean sell for money, since all police cars sell for $0. I can definitely afford to buy an outfit for 5 million or whatever the park ranger costs... what I can't afford is to waste parking spots.GIVE ME MORE GARAGE SPACE, ROCKSTAR!
>>539123493enhanced pc>>539123487as a host? I did the chicken raid once but helping a friend
>>539124587As a host yes, it unlocks the cop cars on the warstock page.If you can buy a cop car you should be good.
>>539124514>I'm guessing you mean sell for money, since all police cars sell for $0Correct>GIVE ME MORE GARAGE SPACE, ROCKSTAR!Pay them the cuck fee for the 100 car garage
>>539076387hopefully some good npc fights too
>>539136216kek
fury vs wilder
>>539117049>>539117276I do, having to swap for controllers only for driving is a painI hope GTA 6 has copied Mafia 2, i remember that game being really good for driving on mouse and keyboard
>>539097203>Found it, still valid until the 29th.So i just need to watch the stream once to get 1kk?
>>539138739I'm totally fine with keeping the exact same controlsM/KB for gun fightsController for vehicles (besides free-aiming from inside the car, which is again, M/KB).As long as the game supports simultaneous inputs you just have the controller plugged in on your desk or sitting in your lap and you pick it up when you get in a vehicle. EZPZ
I'm only now realizing Cluckin' Bell has an ice cream stand? What the hell?
>>539111283back up to $97.3M after a few hours of grinding.
>>539138902>Watch for 2 hours and claim the reward GTA$200K>Watch for 4 hours and claim the reward GTA$300K>Watch for 6 hours and claim the reward GTA$500K>Watch for 8 hours and claim the reward Rockstar Racing SuitLMAO, I was gonna type without searching>probably like all other twitch campaign it's watch an hour and get an ingame rewardJesus Christ Rockstar... what are you thinking?>>539081693My turn to post one of these.Also, why do I have the NOOSE outfit unlocked? was that a login bonus that I never noticed I received?
>>539139058Ironically it tastes like chicken.
>Time to Range some parks and park some ranges.Hey, at least Rockstar learned and is now letting us add glasses to outfits again, that streak they had where everything was locked was ridiculous.
>>539140174Not sure, but it may have been an unlock for participating in something last December. One of those events where it's hard to get 3 other people for.
wasted
>>539025484i'll try something later
>>539140513I looked it up and it's from the 20 trillion heist challenge.
I take like 150 screenshots a day on average it seems.>>539033363yeah>>539035520yeah>>539090294>>539090604>>539140174>>539140430Nice>>539151420nice>>539159959fag
I guess I need to buy one of these park ranger vehicles
Does anyone else actually play golf? and make golf outfits?
>>539167038I used to play back in 2013/14.I actually got really good to the point I ended up getting really into actual golf games
>>539167038>>539167435
>>539167038Best round is 29 (course is a Par 36) so -7 on 9 holes.
>>539167435>>539167606>>539168525nice, you're way better at it than me, I haven't won many games yet but I play once in a while. I want to get more into golf.
>>539169203I haven't touched GTA golf in close to 10 years, so I doubt i'd do too good at the moment.
Would've never bought the car, but I decided to win it. I kinda like it.
Best dispatch is Civil Disturbance, this one Malicious Mischief is the 2nd worst. The worst is the taco truck one
>>539176351it's really pretty. Too bad they added the German colours instead of Swidish ones.
Who do you like killing more FIB or IAA?
>>539176668but they do have a Swedish color livery though
>>539018931you can manually start the dispatch work?
>>539177127NTA but yep.
>>539177127Yeah once you're inside one of your police cars you can press a button to start one. They only have a one minute cooldown.
>>539177267>>539177280fucking shit i missed so much of this event, don't they give like 100k per mission now?
>>539177097Biblically accurate entity.
>>539177342>don't they give like 100k per mission now?Only for GTA+ members for everyone else it's only $50,000
Bough one Police car and decided on the Impaler SZ. Now I'm not sure which color scheme to go with. The black and gold or red and white
>>539178903If I already own a kind of police car, do I already have this outfit?
what minigames do you think will be in 6? I can see batting cages as a new one, in the same vein as golf and tennis.
>>539181521Fishing, every game has to fishing nowadays.
>>539181521Jai alai?
my character is randomly wearing a duffel bag like samuel l jackson
>>539181889I think the issue with contact sports is that a core component of them is at least two players coming into... contact. same issue having a football or soccer minigame would have.
>>539182918they should have full contact sex and nudity in GTA6
>>539183185dynamic body contact has always been a sticking point for video games. calculating the hitboxes and animations takes a ton of processing power. it's why games almost always used tinned animations and simple node contact points for the ragdolls.
>>539181092Somewhat resembles one of my motorcycle sets, but then the game doesn't have a ton of pieces to work with sometimes.
>>539180318Complete three dispatch missions this week. Within the next 3 day.
>>539183593that makes sense, hope they figure it out>>539184496yeah they just have lots of different colours>>539184603thanks
>>539184892I think that's all of the outfits, need more save slots.
eddie law
>>538953130>"gold bar" currency and their signature no communication dripfeed tactic is fucking awful.You fags know for SURE they will introduce the gold mechanic from RDRO into GTA6's Online.And it's going to be crypto.
>>539167038Quite a bit, never got a hole in one, closest I got was 0 ft.>>539175110Not naming your outfits? Unhinged behaviour.>>539176726FIB for sure.>>539178903Wow, I forgot how many colors are locked behind stuff.Uhh... Not a big fan of either, but from those 2 options black and gold looks better.>>539183185>>539183593Compromise, we have no-contact sex, they'll go well after a session of no-contact dancing.
man i just love being a cop.
ACAB - All Cops Are Beautiful.
>>539208564w-w-we? and yeah I mean did you see the outfits?
>>539208564yeah typically the police livery colours that work are ones that actual police forces use because the rest look like you're colourblind. I went with the old Toronto Police yellow.
made some good money today, about 2-3 mil per day should get me to at least 8 mil before the event is over.
>>539215475and white for another one
>>539215834You pay for GTA+?
>>539216116yes, the giveaway made me do it and it's cheap enough for me to continue paying for it.
I have about 3.7m in casino chips. What should I even do with them?
>>539216210Reminder: it all started with some cheap ass shitty skins
>>539221838i don't care, money is worthless anyways.
>>539220532I hate the internet my internet SUCKS
>>539221992it's not about the money, it never was
>>539221838I don't get it.
>>539101051Enhanced is becoming just as infested as Legacy, there's a free menu that works online
how much should i have saved for the mansions dlc i'm stressed concerned anxious
>>53923316150million tops i guess
>>539233161You should always have more than $100m at least for any given reason.
I love this car
>>539233161zipmaking money is piss easy so just start grinding the week before
>>539233980Real world equivalent would be a Cadillac Fleetwood, up to 1992. AKA, a battleship. The big 500+ cubic inch engines had to go away after the 1970's fuel shortage. They ended up switching to small block Chevy engines, mostly 350 and 305. There were some Oldsmobile diesel engines in there too, which could sip gas on the highway, but didn't necessarily accelerate great. The Chevy engines were actually quite pleasant to drive; They were tuned with with low horsepower but high torque, so the car still picked up quick. The game really does the car dirty, because the real thing is faster and turns sharper. No speed limiters, but the digital speedometer they used in the 1990's will stop reporting new numbers over 125mph. As for comfort, no modern car can compare. It's like driving a lazyboy recliner.Not really specific to the car, but I've heard of hotrodders taking Oldsmobile's diesel 350 engines, and swapping over parts from Oldsmobile's gasoline 350 engines, to build something they can pump the compression way up in.
>>539235606yeah I want a benny's one, and I think the front looks more like a 79.
>>539237515I would rather an HSW upgrade.
>>539235606the 87 or so to 92 "5.0 Liter" is usually an olds 307, but sometimes it's a Chevy 305 (Canada, California?)
>>539238634I don't have a ps5 lmao
>>539239871
>>539208995that's well out of the jurisdiction of the LSPD though
>>539242095The LSDP shoots me because they drove into my car
>>539242460sure but so does the SD, and I doubt they'd allow the other to work on their turf. and really, a bomb threat at a power station is a state trooper-level engagement
>>539242095he's a sheriff's deputy saar
Every car with a rusty livery should have a rusty plate option, desu
>>539243934not with that outfit he ain't
>>539244009I dunno how it works in California but in my state every ten years you get a new plate. it takes decades for stuff to rust away in Cali, I doubt plates would rust that quick over there.
>>539245152Do people in the States really drive around in rust buckets like that?
>>539245358depends on the state. some have laws preventing rusted out shitheaps from using the roads (California is one of them), other states don't care and have no inspections at all. in my state the only requirement is the car have functioning lights and seatbelts if it was made after 1968 when seatbelts were made mandatory in new cars. plates aren't assigned to cars for their lifetime like they are in Europe, they're assigned to the owner. when a car hasn't been registered or when it transfers ownership, you have to buy a new plate. you can also buy a new one at any time if you want a personalised number or plate design.
>>539245358The Northeast has a lot of cars like this since they salt the roads and since those states are subjected to frequent heavy rain and snow
i keep trying to find crew sessions in which our crew members are being bullied but I can't find any. can't we onboard some noobs that aren't in invite lobby all the time
>>539233980As bulky as the troon driving it.
>>539245903>>539247505Oh good, because the rusty Stafford in the Cayo survival made me want to start a rusty car collection
I have accepted there's some heists i will never make because i play solo
>>539252619system?
>>539253445PC
>>539253491oh, you're out of luck then. No one here plays on PC
>>539253995NTA, but are you retarded?I also play solo and even if everyone on here played on my platform, in my region, that is never going to make me not play solo.I'd also love to do the heists, but no, i'm never playing with you faggots. If I can't do it solo, I won't bother at all.
>>539253995Why do you lie?
>>539254216why?
>>539252619I feel your pain. It's hard to fill a multiplayer mission. Something in Rockstar's server system just doesn't bother to gather anyone.
>>539255643I dislike dealing with people online who I don't actually know.I played the OG heists with friends in college back when the first set got put in GTAO, but by the time the next set of heists launched my friends no longer played and I had pivoted to a solo playstyle that i've kept ever since.At this point i'm in my 30s and have zero interest in putting in effort trying to find people to play with. I grind GTA in my free time from the rest of my life and other games and even though it'd be cool if I could solo the heists, I'm not gonna bother trying to find people to do them with me.
Did Rockstar just do something to the messaging system on their socialclub site?
>>539258697they've been taking down various chunks of the socialclub site for 2-3 months now.
>>539260772They really only know how to ruin good things don't they.
I've been away for a minute. Any changes in the last couple of months of any note?
>>539264238Not really, last DLC dropped in July and it's so lack luster that I didn't even buy the new business.They did enable the lock-on jammer to be bought on a ton of more vehicles tho, so you're less likely to get blown up just by driving around.>>539134897>Pay them the cuck fee for the 100 car garageNever!>>539215214ACCAB - All Cop Cars Are Black.>>539215247LMAO, I meant "we get" instead of "we have"... as in "rockstar gives us"Also I have no idea what No-contact sex would be, maybe like the virtual sex from demolition man?
>>539264238I guess they did finally give us cop outfits, and it's only available this week to unlock them.Maybe that's something you care about?You can see it bunch of posts of it.>>539154457>>539140174>>539212469They also announced next week is going to be 2 more cop outfits to unlock.
why the fuck is the iron mule so fucking loud?
>>539269562>Maybe that's something you care about?It's cool. I guess I'll fire it up for that, I like the black cop outfit, but I find it a bit depressing that it's a limited time offer, especially when it's been wanted for so long and it's so late in the game. Why must everything converge into live service? I'm mean it's cool we have it, I like it, I don't really want to doom about it. I just don't see how it could be hard for them to just put it in the game forever. I guess they must be desperate to keep players playing.>>539269126Thanks.
>>539272269It's fucking massive?
>>539272269Enhanced has a few sound bugs, helicopters are a lot louder for some reason.
Wasnt there hunting missions in E&E?
Uhhh based
who /ride with the crockery/ here
If anybody else is (still) interested in money, here's how I did it on enhanced:https://github.com/YimMenu/YimMenuV2Don't install/use FSL as stated on the page, because it makes anything you do save locally instead of to Rockstar servers. Download the latest yimmenu dll.Download an injector, I used xeno's:https://github.com/DarthTon/XenosStart the rockstar club launcher and untick the battleeye option. Right-click on GTA in your steam library, go to properties and add "-nobattleye" in the launch options (sans quotes).Start the game and load into story mode. Start xeno's .exe and select GTA5enhanced from the drop down menu. Select the yimmenu dll. and inject it into the game.It'll open up the toggle menu (insert) and allow you to access online again. Go to the menu's network tab and load into a closed friend session. This is where you get money.>TRANSACTIONS tab in menu>Change BASKET to SERVICE>Change SERVICE to SERVICE WITH THRESHOLD>SERVICE_EARN_JOB_BONUS in the text bar>adjust money amount if desired>triggerDo something to save the game like changing your outfit and exit. Restart your computer or go into task manager and stop the injector file from running (it'll still be on in the background when the game closes!). Delete xeno's injector and yimmenu entirely if you want to be safe, the important part is that it isn't running with battleye on. Re-enable battleeye in Rockstar launcher and delete the launch options on Steam. Load into the game clean and your money will still be there.Don't go over 15mil in one go, there are auto ban triggers if you go much higher. It's uncertain, but 15mil is safe. I just wanted money to buy a cop car so I could do a dispatch mission and get the outfits, FOMO can kiss my ass. God bless America and fuck Jews
>>539269562>They also announced next week is going to be 2 more cop outfits to unlock.well shit, there goes my money i suppose.
>>539272269Have you looked at the blades by chance
>>539269126I feel like I shouldn't talk to my (ex) "girlfriend" who I hate, even though I'm legally allowed to talk to her again. What should I do? If I talk to her, I'll probably accidentally reveal evil secret stuff I want to do to her so I probably shouldn't, right?
>>539290352>>539297931wow, I should have just scrolled down a few posts for the answer to my question, thanks. it doesn't really help answer my question directly but now I'm thinking about if it's the right thing to do and not the other shit.
Cheating scum deserve the rope
>>539306734stick to grinding cayo, los santos belongs to us
>>539306734LoL fuck off Jewstar
>>539306734cheating scum that doesn't give me money and just keep crashing servers/blowing me off deserve the rope
I worked my first day as a min wage worker at 1h drive from home, I thought i could tank the two hours drive daily but I canyit was so tough and did pay so low I called in this morning to say I wont continueatleast I received my controller today, time to fly some sparrow
>>539315347>I thought i could tank the two hours drive daily
>>539315486>picIm in a dire need of money, got into my mind that working as seasonal worker for the wine industry paid wellin the end it paid 10 cent above min wage, no compensation for gas, no lunch food. they were decent, patient and polite, like really, but working for so little money feels so off, it was still better than zero thoconflicted to know if I did the right thing or not. For sure it learned me to pick something closer in the future tho, and something related to my degree and not go for low of the low manual labour, this shit aint for me too
>>539315760personally speaking i find long commutes to be a fucking nightmare so anything to avoid that would be a better step to me
>>539290352And now we wait for the "but I didn't do anything" posts.
>>539318586If someone goes full retard with the menu then that's their problem, I've had no issues for days since doing it. I deliberately only added money and got rid of it afterwards, instead of putting people in cages or locking their character in place so I could dry hump them, which is probably too sophisticated and subversive a strategy for Rockstar-level anticheat to catch.
Why doesn't it rain at night in regular lobbies again?
>>539322343https://gtalens.com/weatherdisproven sweetie
>>539322454The wiki still says it doesn'tThen my question is why doesn't it rain more often at night?
>>539322454i've never once seen rain at night in private lobbiesit's always during daytime, from 9-10 am to 16-17 pm, no exceptions
>>539319073>for daysYou know bans come in waves, right?
>>539324049>no exceptionsExcept for Halloween :^)
Damn, this was much easier to obtain than I thought
>>539329296Wish that this kind of car quest was more prominent. Instead of buying cars off the web, every car could have some kind of rare spawn condition to find. Rockstar could just let the mod shops be the money sink instead of the initial vehicle cost.
>>539317067hate that several of the police cars don't have the stealth interior lights, basically forcing you to have a light bar if you want the strobe effect
>>539329296you can modify it in the avenger or some property also (I'm too lazy to look for it) (also, this car looks pink on m yTV but red on here wtf?
>>539330274I modified it in the MOC>>539329738I agree. I like seeing random events with a little bit of effort put in, too. Not just a random supercar parked somewhere. Like this carmeet I stumbled upon the other day with some Nightclub goods IIRC
>>539331235
>>539331718Would the car with the Nightclub goods survive a bombing? They're usually a little more resistant. If so this would just make it easier to steal
>>539331887only if its god mode van. but im not sure how god mode works
>>539332046Hold on. You're aware that whole carmeet is NPCs, right? One of those cars is a blue blip with Nightclub goods. It's not a sell mission. I know the blue blip with the meth supplies in the back of a car can survive a few RPGs, though I don't know how strong the orbital launcher is
>>539332379the orb is suppose to one shot any vehicle
>>539332379The car is invulnerable until you touch it. I always call the air strike when I get that mission. One of the few uses for it.
>>539334284That's a good tip
>rockstar launcher update>gta crash after start upOh boy here we go again.
>>539336369Both of those things are normal
>>539331235Nice meet pic, I never see such large meets on PS4, my cars are always the most stock looking there also. I use the MOC as an extra vehicle space (for my deluxo) so I have the shop on the avenger but you know yes same thing.
>>539338458Again, that's all NPCs
They have those NPC car meets as either the Car Meet Business Battle or as a source mission for vehicle cargo
reminder to call mercenaries on annoying people in the session
>>539338713lol what, really? that's lame. I've seen about half that size actual car meet.
>>539343125I like itHere's mine
do I just need slush fund or the entire cluckin raid heist done to unlock the cheapest cop car?
>>539344927The cheapest one is the Unmarked Cruiser and you get the trade price for that by completing the gangbanger robbery.
i have 20k how to i get money
>>539346242>gangbanger robberyI dont own any businesses other than the sub>the Unmarked Cruiserdoes it dispatch work?
>>539343983Noice.
>>539347764NTA, the second cheapest may be the Outreach Faction. You can get the trade price without any other business but you do need to do one of Lamar's Lowrider's mission (Low & Slow) to get it and it can't be done solo.
I know a girl who looks exactly like this irl
>>539347764>>539346242wait, you cant do dispatch work with someones police car?
>>539347764Then I strongly advice you to not blow your meager money on a cop car unless you really want that cop outfit, in which case this anon >>539349053 is correct.I bought a cop car with >$330m in my account and I still think it's a huge waste of money.
>>539351425I'm being heavily fomo'd by the cop outfit, chances of me using it as close to zero as it gets, a friend boosted my back to back a blue panther cayo for me to buy it but I still think it's a total waste of money even if it took us 20 minutes to get me 3m ish
