>OngoingJP 8th Anniversary Event - A Dance for Amaharu Above - 9/12 – 10/2UR Hakouhou, UR I-404, SSR Oumi, SSR Asama, SR Minase, SR TaekazeNinja skins: new botes + Soyuz, MorrisonShiratsuyu retroDunkerque META (Cruise Mission) & Montpelier yukata skin (Cruise Pass)Yuudachi METAHonolulu & St Louis ASMR>UpcomingNinja skins: Unzen, Guam, Alsace, Warspite, LaffeyKimono skins: Gascogne, Brennus, Tallin, BolzanoOaths: Amagi, Ulrich, Black PrinceSecrets: Fancy, MusashiDewey META (Cruise Mission) & Kawakaze ninja skin (Cruise Pass)Taihou 3D dormDate A Live collab>ReminderBind your account, or you might lose your account when the game updates./alg/ doesn't have its own discord.>FAQ, READ THIS FIRST BEFORE ASKING QUESTIONShttps://files.catbox.moe/audy0d.txt>ResourcesShip Tier List: https://files.catbox.moe/ah02o7.pngEquipment Guide: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1wWMIzaUKISAXMbOEnmsuuLkO9PesabpdTUWdosvHygMFleet Builder: https://renhex.github.io/AzurLaneFleet/PvP Guide: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1BewmBsf4EWKAf_UwYax05c7ksL51y6sjs96pIwD73JcFleet Tech Tracker: https://retropaint.github.io/azur-lane-fleet-tech-tracker/Augment Guide: https://pastebin.com/UBpjkhFgEN Tierlist: https://slaimuda.github.io/ectlCN Tierlist: https://wiki.biligame.com/blhx/井号碧蓝榜合集>Wikihttps://algwiki.moe/https://azurlane.koumakan.jp/>Story summary and Lorehttps://pastebin.com/6b35wsYn>Guild Spreadsheet:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Qq18CaXX9fWaTva_OuGTEfqGAJ6fM69KbfmQhHp0yaYPrevious: >>538883515
Wife.
...or is it?
>>538906010Finally. Non shitposting OP.
(You) now remember this bote.
surely janny didn't delete the thread because of the OP gif, right?
Here to work hard.
Marco griefed Veneto's minecraft server again
>>538906280I want to forget.
previous thread OP, tell us why the janigger deleted the thread
it's oger
This minigame is kinda ass.It's basically a cookie clicker except you can't click on the enemy, right?
I am going to BUY warspite and laffeys and gascognes skinsI already bought Morrison's
the tranny janny deleted our thread because Soyuz was too much for him, cope tranny
>seething faggotTry to keep your cocklust under control next time, quit making OPs if you can't.
>>538906843Wouldn't Meck+BiZ+Lion still perform better vs Heavy compared to 3x Sakura or Hakuhou+Amagi+Implac?
>5 hakouhou 2 oumi and Asama before ever getting the Elite
>>538906906It only takes like 15 or 20 minutes to finish anyways unless you are retarded
>You know, I see it and feel it~>The age difference in our love~>Everyone says it's weird, but that doesn't bother me~>Hey, wait up, please~>Wait just a little longer, just a little longer~>If I stand up straight, I can reach you~>The distance between us in our love~>Love's distance that melts so sweetly~>Love's distance growing smaller and smaller~>Becoming a love that burns silently~
>>538906906Seems like it. There's no 'game' here.>>5389073353x Sakura CVs benefit from an awful lot of buffs. I'm guessing they're better against static targets, but if you have to use Implacable then you're better off with the three battleships.
>>538907701I'm at the 110 Kraken and it's taking ~4 minutes
>>538907925Wife
>>538907921So it's entirely reliant on enemy movement, that's kind of ass.Especially considering how the Vodka-Amagi alliance was already outperforming 2 IJN + Implacable
>>538907940>he went past stage 100why?
>>538907940Have you tried increasing your damage by 50000%?
>>538908357I'm trying.Do I just need to invest everything into facilities?
>>538907940bro... there is an upgrade that break the game, it's so easy...
every single time the n*g*tonigger is active the thread is grim
I need to breed Kronshtadt, I absolutely need her to be the mother of my children.
>>538907925I can't identify that turret
>>538908771I didn't know she had fans.
>>538906843>slow loading pure burst damage timing dependent CV is bad for mobbingWHOA CRAZY!!!!
>>538908771Looks like shit
>>538908771>to be the mother of my childrenOUR CHILDREN
Roon.
>>538910079Phoenix skinPhoenix RetrofitPhoenix-chanPhoenix oathPhoenix IIPhoenix merch
>>538909603You got impregnated too?
Is it just me or does this event not have a safe mode for maps?
>>538910859Click the level of the stage at the top left (before fleet selection)
>>538911547right
>>538911657left
>>538910001Stupid sexy psycho
loon
Done doing the worst part of the events, or any events. Doing the levels once. That shit just fucking feels like a slog even though it doesn't take that long.
>>538906280Still waiting for the rerun. More interesting than >big ho dipped in white paint (still a crazy bitch)
So what's the events plot about? What does Taihous even more mentally ill imouto bring to the table?
Yumi a cutie~
>>538913747Can't stop the rock.
>>538913809her fat jugs
>>538912993I remember when we had clear D6 six times. Then it got reduced to three and that was nice. >>538912064I want more L2Ds like Roon's. Classy for an Azur Lane skin (skanky if you wore it to the Met Gala tho), with some cute animations like her foot tapping, and a little bit of humor with her bloodthirsty comments.
>>538906010>other OP deletedidgaf about bans and shit and seething jannies say whatever you want but she is literally throwing it back and it's not up for question
>>538913809Sex and making Taihou jealous
I need a bote to leglock me, which bote is for me?
I like the botes that don't outwardly act like a sultry tease 24/7 which means Taekaze and Minase win this round
are those...
>>538912064>>538912626>>538914131Love.
>>538914310Taihou has greater camaraderie with a yandere kraut than she does her own little sister.
>>538914852>PFFFFFBRRRRRRRT
>>538914852gonna use this as the next OP
>>538914852Yes. Probably ban-able herehttps://x.com/ecarte_Roon/status/1964489921013698940
>>538915149the tranny janny will delete the thread again
>>538914961Why do I love mentally ill botes so much?
What does ziglet mean?
>>538914852her nipples are fucking hugehot
>>538915236some trannyjanny went on a meltdown and deleted multiple threads for no reason.>2 gig threads deleted>1 alg thread>like 5 gfg>1 zzzg>1 hsr>1 bagmaybe more
>>538915257>I.... HATE.... EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU....>WHY... DO I... LOVE YOU?
>>538915485rogue janigger
>>538915485damn the tranny was seething so he dilated a lot of threads, he needs to cope
How did Soyuz go from THIS
To this?
>>538915858>>538915756Modern beauty standards.
>>538915756>>538915858I asked for this
>>538915756>>538915858she's using makeup
>>538915756to THIS
Bet that no one has more gems than me, hard mode show them on this skin selection only
>>538916448chink hacked version don't count
>>538913809Yamato built a higher dimensional castle to protect the world from mindbreak attacks.It is currently under mindbreak attack.Tune in next week to see how it goes.
>>538915858sovl>>538915756sovl
>>538915858Kronii alter.
>>538914228And? No one denies that.
EX stage is permastunning me, what do?
imagine the smell
>>538917375Git gut
>>538917702But I'm terrible. Is there a character in this game that cleanses ailments other than burn?
why can't i buy the warspite ronin skin?
>>538917784No you have to dodge them so a fast team is better.
Got it after watching a vid but man, this EX was rough. I recommend you guys make a vanguard out of your fastest DDs and stay on the move as much as possible.>>538919082Yeah, I didn't realize exactly how they work. Apparently when they touch you, they make a special smokescreen (too hard for me to see with all the shit on the screen) and if you stay in it for more than one full second, you're stunned. And as soon as you touch one, the others home in on you. And you take double damage while stunned. When she sets up the square pattern projectiles, the stunning projectiles will actually spawn on top of your frontmost ship, meaning unless you were already moving at high speed, you're fucked. She'll put three on the map at once, so the strat I saw in the vid picked one corner of the square and moved around the edge, stopping in each corner for a stunner to spawn and then moving on in less than a second, eventually creating a "safe" corner once all three had spawned.
I survived another soul crushing week. Botes that would be proud of me?>Inb4 Skk I'm Skk, silly
why previous thread deleted
>>538919632some janigger went rogue
proof?
bros I am tired of the convoluted l2d skins that I need to look up a fucking video for to figure out how to make things happen
>>538919585But will never tell (You).
Wasn't there a way to play around with the live2d without having to play this game
Hag
I havent played in 2 years what are the best botes/skins I've missed out on
>>538914961honestly the crazy is more appealing than "incense and cultivation"
are we not supposed to see the summoned troops on the minigame? there's a lot of space on the left side and it looks weird having the enemies take damage out of nowhere
lmaojust dump everything into Formation Training and Curse of Weakening
So what's the difference?
>>538923251bust size and hair poofiness
>>538922808git gud
>>538919456It says something that nobody has hit the leaderboard on my server yet
>>538923251One's a socially awkward geek forcing herself to be a gyaru. The other is Kazusa from blue Archive.
>>538919585Quite literally all of them. They all love you.
>>538923251Wifed both.
>>538923251Z11 is thicker, but also retarded.
why is the game and unzen saying we've known her for years?
>>538923251Try this one for the Haguro comparison
>>538923691She's so erotic.
Forced gyaru girlfailure love.
>>538915756>before shikicock>>538915858>after shikicock
Forced gyaru girlsuccess love.
Essexfailure
>>538926269
>>538923251the right one is u-56
>>538923691I'm the manjuu inside the machine
>>538919585skk
Belfast's big sweater bels
>>538927004
>>538919585Anchorage.
>>538924981Is she twerking?
>>538927123Bel if she gorda
>>538907498Where's her ninja skin?
Raffaello checking in.https://x.com/azurlane_staff/status/1966698354492272948
Roon again.
it's up, I'll buy the skin and pull her laterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gi9aJR_Qqk
>>538928575>pull her latergonna be a long time
Oumi and Asama won.Hakouhou lost.
>>538915756>>538915858>>538916214its simple: because i asked
>>538928725well, I have no choice, I have to wait for my time to play like a cuck
>>538928945You can try blue archive if you hate getting cucked by limited characters
>>538929125I played blue crap for 2 years, I'm done with it
>>538929217No you haven't
>>538928921proofs?
>>538928575>Tear right where her areola isIs this the closest to canon in-game nipples so far?
>>538929445That or this.
>>538929445i think Kansas has borderline visible ones in her bodysuit
Scylla in the PV!
>>538929445Disgusting nigger fetish
https://x.com/AzurLane_EN/status/1966698355590889759alsace skin pv
>>538929601I am going to smooch and hold hands with my tatne
>>538929675looks better than Hakuhou
still think its funny that shinano's regular L2Ds somehow are more feature rich than the L2D+'s we've gotten.
>>538929445GOD BLESS COMMUNISM
>>538930078
Why is it Haku not Shiro?
>>538929956>UR>Yamato-class sister>Proven popularity across several years and multiple servers>Basically guaranteed to be a bestseller on multiple serversNot all that difficult to see why they dump resources into Shinano's skins, but it's still mazing how nice her L2Ds look compared to recent, supposedly more sophisticated ones.
>>538930109Cleo is fucking huge.
>>538930540The chocolate milk must flow.
Is it good?
>>538929675I didn't realize robots could get drunk.
>>538929675Unzen about to get the short end of the stick, again
>>538923369Damn, how?
>>538931576Alcohol simulation modules, son!
>>538930974It's an upgraded Ryuusei. Same reload, just more damage.
>>538930871
>I-404's skin makes slurping soundsholy shit
>>538929675haha titties go boing boing boing
Do botes seethe and rage inside whenever new botes are added? I mean, there are like 700 unique botes, all trying to get in the pants of the only guy in the base who happens to be a workaholic. Most of them are probably lucky if they get the shikicock at least once a month, but with newer botes being added non-stop maybe some botes don't get even that.
I am not going to be gentle with Yesshiro.I will completely ravage her body like a savage brutal barbarian, testing the limits of bote body. I will take her in every position and plap her so ruthlessly she stops holding back and her cute whimpers turn into screams of ecstasy. I will completely condition her mind and body to associate my touch with orgasm so that she starts convulsing from the faintest contact with my body. And then I will kiss her. On her lips.
>>538933349>700+ botes>If skk goes on 1 date a day, botes have to wait 2 years on average for a dateSad
>>538933349The port runs on simpsons time rules, however long they go without sex might feel like a week to them at worst.However I like to think (you)re able to create multiple instances of the same day and date the botes that way. It would explain how a lot of botes make a big deal of being the first to give you chocolates on valentine and how some of them take you away for a date the whole day.
>>538933560this is why you have daily orgies with multiple botesmost of skk's paperwork is scheduling his orgies in different configurations
nigger nigger niggeri hate nigger1488
>>538934458not funnyalso not canon
>>538934458it's funny and canon, great post 10/10
>>538934804>>538934924now kiss
it has to be a bot by now right
>>538929445Botes can't get pregnant so why would they have nipples
Is there a place with all the official artwork in high quality?
A wholesome dinner at a brothel with the top class prostitutes
>>538935553spider widow sex
>>538927617Raff actually looking quite hot here
>>538934458Do we even have any relevant numbers from azur lane's storyline that can be used in similar ways?
>>538935553You mean escort?
>>538935510Boorus
So how does the Ninja castle thing even work? Do I just let it auto farm while doing abysmal damage? Also what is build time on Asama?
>>538936112>what is build time on Asama?take a look at the event shop
>>538935798Who cares, the dinner budget the botes in Azur Lane outmatch Kancolle even if the food in Kancolle is cheaper and not as expensive
>>538936328Oh shit, I was looking at it on my phone and the new UI made it harder to read and see that Asama was there. Thanks bro.
>>538935970I feel retarded because I didn't try that before asking.
>>538936858
Anyone have that scene from her event (IIRC) where Unzen talks with a few other botes about how well she allegedly knows SKK? I remember getting a good laugh out of the Rock doing that.
>>538937109Her skin coming next week?
Damn theyre giving out asama like chump change, you can get her as a sp stage drop, buy in the event shop, or roll cubes
>started getting Hakuhou easily now after hitting pity. I think Manjuu fucked up on her % chance.
This mini game is pretty chill and fun.
>>538937109I almost forgot unzen is a kincora bote. Now will we go we get kincora slop or kincora god for this skin is the question
>>538938687>7sslow.
you can't call yourself a shikikan unless you can tell all the bote apart by their pussies
>>538939084Good luck with that.
>>538937505Yes
>>538939184I will do my duty not because it's easy but because it's hard
>>538938991>kincora slopDoesn't exist
I saw Unzen naked, at her insistence.
>>538923251One of them is my wife
>>538923427>kazusaYou mean kayoko
So how do you do Haku's L2D+ animation?
>>538938991>Now will we go we get kincora slop or kincora god for this skin is the questionWe've already seen Kincora's work on the skin. Whatever the L2D does is in the hands of Manjuu.
>>538940198I like Essex but I'm not going to save this one
>>538940268here's the tutorialhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7yrPhHYBUA
>>538938991Well, the animation is what matters, and from what was shown in the anni stream, it’s not great. Least jiggliest L2D of this event if that matters to you
>>538940574Go play blue archive if you want good l2ds then
Oumi > Haku.
>>538940948this
>>538940437all l2ds should come up with tutorials nowI hate trying to trigger a new animation and having to wait for the bote to repeat the same line over and over again because I tapped a pixel too far
>>538940948Haku's skin is mid, even I-404 dinamic skin is better than Haku's
>>538941078I-404’s skin is basically just R15 asmr the skin
>>538941053you can cancel the animation by clicking on your profile picture and then go back, I always watch some youtuber's videos to see if I didn't miss anything
>>538941305it's still better than Haku's skin because of her hanging boobs
>>538941457never said asmr was a bad thing. in fact i want more botes like that from them lol
>>538941341I know, I can also rotate to another botebut it's tedious
>>538941726If you like asmr you can try blue archive
>>538942043>blue archivelmao imagine playing that garbage
What skin is going to be lewder? Bikini or Ninja theme?
Why release a skin for a character that's both ultra rare and unavailable since 2024? Fuck you manjuu
Just imagine
>>538942540newfag-kun…
>>538935553give me one reason why I should not desert eu and join se. I ain't putting my life on the line for this meager pay and be bossed around
>>538942540Way to out yourself as a newfag, anon.
>>538943192Akagi
>>538942540Devs are called manjew for a reason
>Secondaries Taihou
>>538942686New skin when
>>538942389...
>>538927617What's this countdown for anyway
>>538943765You are here 24/7.