Hellmire Hivelords EditionPrevious thread: >>538873843>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 3?HELLDIVERS 3 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets and their patience, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit and their colleagues. With Joel's blessing, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player is based if they combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>MODDINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/>MAJOR NEWShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUC24yAP7Sohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJi8VsvnkoEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5L-UQQIFQhw>LATEST PATCHESSep 02 1.004.000 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/516345493302805199Sep 04 1.004.001 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/516346126609155527
shut up
>>538908710no u
BUG BREEDING
BOT HUGGING
BUG INFLATION
Is this the antifa thread?
Please let this thread be good.
>>538908389
>>538908536>HELLDIVERS 3Nice
>dude just ignore this worm, or convince everyone to build monolithic to kill the wormI really hope they don't keep spawning this nigger.
>>538908962MADE FOR ANAL.
Post it. Yes, THAT image.
>>538909160
>>538908558Ovipositor in Iori's anus, pumping eggs into her stretched and ready rectum
>>538909564How wide do you think she can stretch her anus? To fit two fists? Two arms? To the shoulder?
>Pred bugs on Hellmire
this is actually a complex chess gambit to make sweden make the game better much like the war thunder leakers
LIL SUS HOW ALL THE ERAVIN POSTING STOPPED EVER SINCE THE AHEM "EVENT"
you know i'm starting to really like the sluggerit feels like anything with this much stagger force really trivializes much of the game
>Do a random Hellmire mission>Hive Lord Spawns>Fire Tornado Spawns>Shriekers SpawnWhy do we need this planet again?
how's the first game solo? I have no friends
I crashed again, everyone from the lobby I was just in also shows as offline. Did you all crash too?
>>538910319is there cave on the hellmire
>>538910319Because it's the Fenmirish's winter vacation planet and it's starting to get chilly in Fenmire.
>>538909160>Dinne->WAIT WAIT
>>538910410let the bugs have it and we'll find out
>>538910319Welcome to hell
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243692304909/76561199108851031d10 wahtevs
Kino...
the terminids are more like dinosaurs than bugs.
DE-Sickle feels a lot stronger than I remember
why do the anime girl lobbies always fill so fast
>>538910795full
Anal with Helldiver Anon!
>>538911050it just works
>>538904627>>538905096>>538905257The Helldivers 2 discord's lore channel is a breeding ground for radical leftists. Several of them were banned in the last two months for vocally declaring "fascists" should be killed in the lore channel. They hang out on a discord server called GalNet now.
>>538911214Anal with bratty med pen sissyboys!
>>538911213the censorship in the helldivers discord is insane, they aren't any less authoritarian than super earth
This is it! Quickly, mark the extremists for doom by the FBI!
>>538910074
>>538911806Because they're pussies, and they literally made up new rules to ban anyone that refused to accept the SUPER-EARTH-LE-FASCIST meme. But the joke's on them in the long run, because it was the media literate crowd that ended up killing someone IRL. Can't make this shit up.
>>538911296sex with de lacey while persikot watches
>>538911001Breedable butt.
>>538911003They're more like a fungus than either.
How do the hivelords work when it comes to coloniesSurely they look retarded as fuck digging around there
>want to join lobby>go to thread>every lobby is full>have to host one and wait two hours because all the anons that play the game are in the other lobbies.steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243693697838/76561198120804312Can't believe I have to host again. Lobby, join fast plz.
>>538909320what the fuck did he even do
>>538911724Based.>>538912235We can go even more wide. We need to fit as much as we can inside. For Democracy.
>>538912909iirc he pretty much said "git gud or skill issue" and the boomers got mad about it lmao
Forget HivelordsForget Flying RoachesForget bugged attack animations/bad game optimisationIt is ME who is the true Filterer of plebs, whiners, nerf-demanders, scrubs and "why is the hard difficulty hard"-ers
Dang, the subreddit shut down over the 500KG
>>538912854>Failed
>>538912909He pissed off gamers.By which I mean fucking EVERYBODY. Even the bootlickers on r*ddit were sick of him. Even if someone agreed with his points, he was an obnoxious swegro faggot and made sure nobody but other swegroid faggots and d*scord groomer mods would defend him.>>538913042No he didn't, niggergroid. He said>AIIIEEEE, IS THAT PEOPLE CLEARING D9???>You can't do thaaaat!!! NERF NERF! What, you don't like that I'm acting antagonistically against the playerbase??>Teehee, I am just le troling u xdd!! I'm definitely not spouting my actual, unironic, dogshit opinion (but I am and I'm just spouting that shit to cope with the fact that everyone's calling me out on it)Absolutely nobody respects the >I was merely pretending to be retarded!!!bullshit he was pulling.
>>538913296>it's real
Lobby doko
D10whateversteam://joinlobby/553850/109775243694091268/76561197999417031
>>538913296Their trannycord is next. ppl cant even speak now or mention stratagems or gets deleted literally instantly. also 5min slow mode kek
>>5389138562/4
>>538913296qrd?
>>538913287>Deleted by a NEAT.
>>538913874They reap what they've sown. I hope the community managers commit sudoku.
>>5389138563/4
>>538909829Erotic...
>>538906083Well hell they ain't gettin that early access release this year like they planned, then.>>538912347Give these types the slightest ounce of power and they go haywire. >>538913531I dislike adversarial DMs like this because you functionally can't compete against someone who can calvinball the balance at any time. The solitary metric to ask is "Is this bringing in more players, or retaining current players"Then you can ask "is that because it's fun or because of XYZ". But as much as I hate suits at the end of the day it's a business and you want your product to work. The game almost fucking died due to that guy and that's an accomplishment to be shamefully proud of for being so bad a move.I'm still holding off on the yote pack to see if they're back to their old practices.>>538913874I honestly miss forums over discord. Slower, more insular, you had to really be motivated to post there. Easier to navigate, too.
>>538913531Its even funnier looking back on this post given that Railgun was the only support weapon that wasn't complete dogshit (minus EAT) and could deal with chargers by 2-tapping their legs to expose the armor and kill them quickly with your primary and their suggestion was to shoot its weak spot on their butt even though it took like half your magazines to pop a single charger butt. Nowadays it takes an ez thermite or recoilless to anywhere to kill them and Railgun is in the gutter to rot
>>538914189Yup. When the fucking CEO has to get involved and publicly announce your ballbusting by HR and then step down so he can take over the balance himself, something is very fucking wrong.
>>538914610It may just be because social media interaction makes it more possible but 2014-2024 has just been a trend of the misbegotten 'sassy Community relations snarkiness'. Patient zero might be the Wendys girl twitter account. Either way I say 2024 as the trend is turning away, albeit slowly.
>>538914189>Give these types the slightest ounce of power and they go haywire.https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/538225627/#538247561Never forget.
>>538912854I'd play with you if i wasn't at work.
>>538913856still 3/4 get in here faggots
>>5389138563/4 JOIN NOW AND GET A FREE C-01 FORM!
While I'm at it, here's some more bits of history for the newdiver >>538912909and the retarded swigger-lover revisionist >>538913042>>538914743Tech-illiterate boomers simply either nepo-hired random relatives or jeetards for all their tech-shit and dealing with the youth because the alternative was their self-absorbed spoiled-from-birth lead-poisoned asses just pissing everyone off. Then those retards saw the Wendy's twitter account making some jokes and people laughing, then decided that meant they should just shittalk all their customers.
>>538912915That's my imperative
>>5389107953/4 now, join
>>538913531What a fucking pretentious asshole
>>538913287It's funny because the solution to fleshmobs is literally just magdumping them.
>>538913531>armor was broken to the point where every armor class was 50 armor>devastators could 1-tap you and spammed the everloving shit out of their rocket attack>armor pen was abhorrent on bots>most weapons minus scorcher and breaker were shit, spray n pray did -1 damage to enemies>support weapons were in an even worse state, recoilless was nowhere near as good as it was now and railgun was meta>500kg didn't even work properly and the hitboxes only worked above ground level>mechs could spawn in and immediately explode when they came out>senator was only med armor pen and only had round reload, still was the best sidearm next to the redeemer (saar)>bot spawn rate was broken on defense missions and the best method was to actually despawn them or kite them outside the mission objective>the only proper counter for chargers was locked behind a level 20 unlock and even then it took a decent amount of setup to take out just ONEI can't imagine how unbelievably shit this game would be if they didn't listen to their community and eventually buff our arsenal. Its funny how we're dealing with the same situation today since they introduced digger bugs and now med pen primaries (minus the variable) are the only good weapons currently and people are chimping out over a single AR thats actually good
>>5389107953/4 still, play this gaem
>>538915693And here's one of their retarded d*scord mod talking shit, then playing victim when they got rid of his retarded ass, too. Along with one of its fellow discord groomers consoling it and assuring it that it's merely a victim and not simply experiencing the consequences of its own actions.Of course, this was all before the PSNigger fiasco where they ended up locking the d*scord to only (((verified))) users willing to give the glowie fucks their phone numbers. Now, they not only listen to r*ddit, but specifically the subr*ddit lowsodiumhelldivers, which is the fucking HUGBOX version that was made so they wouldn't get their swegroe feefees hurt.And they don't even read it as-is! They have someone that they PAY MONEY to, whose JOB it is, to simply take feedback from there, then FILTER IT FOR THEM!The fucking toxic positivity safespace specifically made as an alternative to what was already a pozzed limp-wristed shithole is STILL too mean for them!>>538916130>Bot spawn rate was broken on defense missionsNah, fuck defense missions. The fucking scientist evacuations, now those were hell.I remember the 2:2 split and being on the diversion team, where the two of us spawned, ran away from the objective and just tried to be as loud as possible, hunkering in a bunker and chain-reinforcing each other.
>>538914743leave it to swiggers to take 'being lively and sassy for updoots' and mutate it into 'being an actual combative nigger to your customers'
>>538916772They despise anyone that indulges in Super Earth jingoism as fascists, plus anyone that deconstructs the idea of "fascism" and/or why Super Earth is or is not fascist, so I don't know why that surprises you.
>>538910795A2 what habben, can you join back
>>538908132GGs
>>538916917Crashed rip
>>538916130wasn't it actually every armor being defaulted to 100, such that people who thought light armor or 0 armor was the glitched baseline expected a survivability boost instead got even squishier when lightfagging after the fix?
is my favorite faction fixed yet can i dive them without building up audio issues, stuttering into freezes for the eventual crashes on bots...
>>538917119hmmmi was gonna say tuesday but we're actually taking a vacation this week so try the week after the next!
>>538916625kekit reminds of me that fucking retard spitzerFX, good times.Too lazy to find screencaps so ill put this instead for those who are too new. he was also responsible for deleting the HD1 Discord. which everyone from hd1 community hated his guts>https://thatparkplace.com/helldivers-2-community-manager-spitz-fired/
>>538916625Ah yeah evac missions, thats what I meant. I was thinking of defense orders on planets.>>538917078IIRC it was armor being defaulted to light. Maybe it was placebo but when they fixed it light armor felt the same and medium/heavy actually felt as tanky as it should've been
>>538917463>nerf troon fired for being retarded>"lower the difficulty"troon fired for being retardedmany such cases...
>Shipping containers spawning half full of dirt you can't blow up or dig, preventing you from getting the stuffHas anyone else been seeing this shit?
>>538917463I wonder what this guy even does now a days. Working at McDonalds or something?
>>538917916On hellmire?
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243697154060/76561197995866779D10, HeckmireLet's hunt us a worm, or two. Or three.
>>538917463Oh yeah, as bad as the railgun shit and the faggoty devs were then, the PSNigger shit blew all that out of the water.
>>538913287lol it takes like 4 AC flack shots to take one out.
>>538918563Hellmire and Phact Bay, I tried them both and have been seeing it.My last trip to phact Bay I saw fucking 3
This game has completely froze up my whole PC twice today and just now I got booted out of lobby where the in-game chat said everyone lost network connection. And after a restart the in-game social menu doesn't bother to update itself, it still thinks all four of us are in the same match fighting terminids on Hellmire.This is getting frustrating.
I'm lonely
>>538919027then rope
>>538919027hi lonely im anon
>>538918661
>>538915435Incredibly based. I'm going to fit my whole body into her ass for Liberty and Freedom. Fists, shoulders, head - every inch of me for Democracy.
Oh god please let Hellmire get destroyed next holy shit
>>538919115ok...>>538919130hi anon
>>538917543I swear the bug was everything defaulted to medium because I remember seething that the then-reasonable notion of "it's okay, as soon as armor actually does something it should get way less lethal" was cucked extremely hard
>>538918902Are there hivelord on Phact Bay? My guess is them fucking up the map formation when they move.
>>538918661lobby cancelledno joiners in 10 minutes, I'll stick to hosting lobbies in the morning
>>538919697I kept timing out, sorry anon.
>>538911724please learn to draw. penlet
>>538919697i was going to join but ive other obligations in 20 minutes
>>538919161I don't think she can take this much
>>538918790I might just be an old man yelling at a cloud at this point, but to add on to this, let's not forget the kikery that was involved in making one of those aforementioned PSN accounts (In at least some areas)That is, of course, assuming the person could even make an account in their country, seeing as PSN wasn't actually available in many countries, despite the game already being sold to people in those locales.That shit with the (((age verification))) to get your data isn't new. It's not some political direction shit, it's not just corpos, or just X group, (((they))) are ALL fucking in on it together. They ALL want to control you and tie your internet persona to the meat sack behind it so that they can threaten and punish you for any possible wrongthink.And then even after they backpedaled out of PSN being mandatory, they stopped selling it in non-PSN countries anyway. Out of spite, I suppose, or because they still planned on introducing their bullshit later before eventually giving up (They removed the purchase restrictions a while back, I believe)
>>538919697we just had 3 lobbies
>>538918796you're replying to someone that would rather die than use something other than the support weapon they grew autistically attached to
>>538919697stop being a brown discord tranny avatarfagging nigger and maybe people will feel comfortable joining your lobby
>>538920263They don't really care because they know sooner or later they'll sneak shit past the radar when influencers won't notice or will be paid off so souless goylems won't know that they should be mad.
>Take hive lord killing loadout>Get rapped by preds>Take loadout to handle preds>Hivelord never dies>Try to go 50/50>Get raped by preds and the hivelordWelcome back to Hellmire
https://youtu.be/FvzqZ8je56s
I LOVE HELLMIRE!!!!!!!!
BROOOOOO YOU GOT INSTA LAUNCHED TO YOUR DEATH BY THE HIVE LORD WITH NO POSSIBLE COUNTER PLAY HAHAHA ISN'T IT SO FUNNY
Hellmire is the only firenado planet I like to dive on, it’s got history. How many sieges of hellmire are we at now?
>>538920621Kino.
>>538920574Just take both the AC mech and portable hellbomb bro, these alone and deal with both the hivelord and preds. What was the loadout?
>>538920903Your options are either getting instantly crushed by Hive Lords or spend 15 minutes watching turrets clear tiny swarms of bugs (max difficulty btw)
Hivelord is actually very easy to deal with if your team isn't full of solonigger pussies
An automaton sniper just took out super Kirk
>>538910080name of artist?
>>538920467They can certainly try.
>>538921562https://mega.nz/folder/O740BRQB#BRPYXWbEwKKRTHHfXrzvtQ/folder/DrpBlZbYMega of all the korean forum art
>>538921450>if your team isn't full of solonigger pussiesThat's the problem, though. The majority of pubbies are soloniggers.
>>538921523The devs and community staff spent so much time banning people who questioned the fascist nature of Super Earth they allowed a culture of radical leftism to develop. All the shit they're going through over this is well deserved.
>>538920198That's why, like a good Helldiver, we have to train her. Repeatedly. Daily, with Democratic Diligence. As deep and wide as we can.
Sadly there never will be genuine sniper enemies for as long as Alexus is in charge. Svenske retards are still protecting controller fucks even though they're still one in five divers at most and nothing speaks against just patching kb+m support onto the console versions. UT3 did it 18 years ago.
>>538922478On it, my fellow brother.
>>538922574We'll hold ours in brotherly compatriotism as we thrust a fist forward and deep into the depths of the freedom that will be gaping of her rear.
>Keep losing connection and crashing todayI'm not having a good time.
>>538919793no fretsmight've just been on my end
>>538922971Is faggotry a fetish?
>>538923097Hey, you said you wanted to be the little spoon last time.
>>538923070Need someone else to host for you?
>>538912854GGs anons, that operation was FUCKED UP!
>>538921523nah, the shooter wasn't an automaton, he is in fact a White redblooded Super Earther and he came from a family of gun nuts.
>>538908962I'M GONNADIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVED10BUGZsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775243700463687/76561197987223994
>>538923459>he hasn't seen the catboy pictures
>>538923627plenty of republicans are into femboy shit, I can point out a bunch of them from this very thread alone
>>5389235013/4
>>538923889Sure, sure. Cope.
>>538923889based fellow femboy enjoyer
Take your /pol/shit out of here you faggots.
>>538923889Genuine truth nuke>go into any right wing space>IRL femboy porn threads with more activity than anything else
>play hardest planet on Assfuck Suicide difficulty >"WTF THIS IS BULLSHIT! WHY IS THIS SO HARD??? NERF NERF NERF!"
>>538924884Yes we know that nothing nerftrannies say makes sense. Buffgods just keep winning.
>Devs decided we didn't get enough Hellmire>Now Hellmire with Hivelords
>>538924884Hellmire is only the hardest planet because I'm constantly being blinded by the color yellow. I miss the snow planets from the bot front.
>>538910795ggz tardshttps://files.catbox.moe/vizp9j.mp4
>>538925216they're not exactly gone, Choepessa and Lesath need Helldivers too, go there now vro
>>538925167You're going to Hellmire because the devs are under fire for something they believe to be well and truly out of their control. In reality they earned this by never going beyond Super Earth Is Fascist gags, refusing to add any complexity to the plot and attracting a mountain of crypto-communists that unironically think everyone is fascist but them.
I just play terrek. Fuck MOs.
>>538925321Based. The Galactic War is a lie.
>>538925313>Super Earth Is Fascist gagsIn the long run these really stop mattering because Super Earth IS getting utterly skull fucked in all directions thanks to the actions of people from like 100 years ago, so how evil they are doesn't matter because 2/3 factions are kidnapping SE citizens to do evil shit with
I wish this sucks even more
>>538920574>hive lord killing loadout>a whole damn loadoutnigger just bring strafing run. You can use everything else in your loadout to deal with the rest of the bugs.
>>538921258+2 grenade armorthermitesstrafing runorbital gattling barrageac mechsupply packcoyote/cookout/anything with stagger and/or medium pen
>>538925430>D8Stop wishing and get diving
>>538925427>so how evil they are doesn't matter because 2/3 factions are kidnapping SE citizens to do evil shit withSaying this would get you accused of being a fascist by more than half of HD2 discord's lore community.
>>538925408the final diver pillbe a free agentfight your own warshigh command can go bleed on a sharp stick
what tricks can (you) do?
>>538925216Fighting bots on a snow planet while wearing white armor, a white helmet, and a white cape, with your gun painted with arctic camo is some of the comfiest shit in this game.
>>538922510what does a player using a controller or mouse/keyboard have to do with enemy snipers
Tanks when?
>>538925871I wish the Polar Patriots had a snow shoe passive to give them some utility in snow planets. They gave the Truth Enforcers two more passives in addition to unflinching, and there are several of the newer warbond armors with three passives.
>>538925427>Super Earth IS getting utterly skull fucked in all directions thanks to the actions of people from like 100 years agoI mean the people currently in charge are also taking actions that cause their people to continue getting skullfucked. It's just that idiots miss the part where the Helldivers, SEAF, and average citizen have nothing to do with that shit, so all they see is genocidal monsters trying to kill all their friends and families without any clue of why these monsters exist in the first place.It's a bunch of patriotic heroes that are willing to die to save the innocent, that are being lied to by their higher ups in order to score a profit, but swiggers are bad at everything so it just looks fucking stupid.
>>538925857What is it with FRV niggers and an insistence to literally park on the objective terminal?
>>538926301The polar armors are a mess. They are bacon apples (armors less bulky than the default armor counting as heavy, for example) and they shrink your head.
>>538926368>Sitting on the turretDeserved. Get off it, you faggot.
Lobby?Where's the CIA niggers? I need someone to play with
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243702919211/76561198039845988D10, lobby chooses
https://files.catbox.moe/6l69oi.mp4
>>538926275controller players are usually couch players that play on OLED TVs. 3m distance to display, DEEP BLACKS meme, thumbstick aim. all of that checks out to a pretty miserable chance to spot and countersnipe a 200m distant bot or squid in time. Sven is scared of making an enemy and then not being able to balance it between the two player types. Even though once again one of them is at best 20% of the player base.
>>5389267902/4
>>538925871>having a headcanon battalion armor set/loadout for specific enemy types on specific planet biomesso fucking comfy.polar patriots, dust devils and viper commandos are peak vibes.
>>538925857
You're unironically brown and should lower the difficulty if you don't kill Hivelord every single mission.
>>538927078Hell yeah.
>>538927180timmy tuff knuckles over here
>>538922971i want to protect her smile and hold_ her handsand also grope her breasts
>>538927131>only two kills
>>538927180the hivelord has the same health in all dificulties it appears. This fucking "lower the dificulty" meme is extrememly obnoxious because this game doesn't use dificulties like other games. Lowering the dificulty may remove an enemy from the spawn pool, but it generally won't make any of them easier.
>>538927325
>>538926938the game does have built in motion support for controllers which allows precision aiming but i get your point. i dont think that would stop them, though. aimlets could always use the AMR on 200m scope, or strafing run in their general direction, and instant death from great distance isnt anything we havent encountered before.
>>538927342lower the difficulty
>>538917119Nope. Hope you don't feel like destroying any command bunkers!
>>538927342>This fucking "lower the dificulty" meme is extrememly obnoxiousIt's intended to be obnoxious. The people repeating it are being cunts to you on purpose.
>>538927131Just park outside the outpost like a normal person. I swear you're like the fat people in Walle who can't walk anymore.
>>538925871>soon
>>538928060Five bucks says the actual version is orange with white highlights because Arrowhead are stupid cunts.
>>538928208Anon, I...
>>538928208We will right this wrong one day
>>538928440Like I said, AH are literally allergic to success. Everything good they've ever done was purely accidental.
>>538927342Lowering the difficulty would not change its health but it would spawn less chaff around you, making it way easier to focus it down.
>>538926368i just drive mani WILL get that five star review
>>538928440Surely someone has made a mod correcting this?
>>538928625>Lowering the difficulty would not change its health but it would spawn less chaff around you, making it way easier to focus it down.Not with the spawn bug it won't lmao
>>538927342>lower the dificulty>memeit's quite literally one single person spamming it at minimum 90% of the times it gets posted
>>538928060>>538928440I'm convinced AH has a rule where they need to make their in warbond armor look like shit to sell the super store armor.
>>538928802That's the guy drawing stratagems on bullet casings.
This loadout is confirmed to carry you hard on hive world. I suck at the game and yet I could solo the Lung with this:Medium armor - extra paddingCoyoteUltimatumThermiteStratagems:Mech suit (or 120mm barrage if you don't want to mech)Eagle cluster bombSupply packHarpoon gunUse clusters and coyote to control swarms outdoors. Use harpoon + coyote to control swarms in caves. Dragonroach is biggest problem, I usually just hit it with an ultimatum. Go wild on your ammo since you have supply pack, it lets the coyote obliterate everything. Get to the lung, close the holes around it with harpoons, and then unload into the lung with all of your grenades and ammo. And obviously abuse stim invincibility, extra padding gives you that little extra leeway against burrowing fuckers.
>>538929150there's been virtually zero gucci nigger nerftroon posting since the habbening so i'm inclined to believe it, since he's the one behind both
>>538926886Super Earths most powerful citizens
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243705311278/76561198398394630D10 Bugs HellmireNeed 3
>>538929167>Eagle cluster bombThat's a kickening.
>>5389296953/4 come kill bugs
i wish i could join the lobby but im just not good enough
>>538929695it is full you didnt update so i launched my game for NOTHING
>>538929695full
>>538929695I suck and I'm about to join.
>>538929167rent free
Shitty players only, lets feed ourselves into the woodchipper for no reward!steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243705732771/76561198029796764
>Join a game>name is 500kirkg>get teamkilled and kicked on drop
>>5389303460/4, shitterfest cancelled, you are all too cock-shy to ride on my ship anyways.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243706222799/76561198024623656We're going to Hellmire.
>>538930739we are FULL DIVE DIVE DIVE
>>538930730there are no shitters in this general
>>538930739Even in fanart pelican fucking chokes goddamn
>>538930359Does that surprise you?
Why do I need to hold down the kick button like its some big decision? Get the fuck out of my game.
>>538931630It makes it more satisfying, in my opinion.
>>538930739Well I crashed to desktop.
>>538923501GGs
>run lib carbine on pred strain>actually a worse matchup compared to just normal bugsfucking grim. how do people live on the bug front without knockback on their primaries?
>"Close" Helldivers 2>2 hours later I find out the game didnt close and its been frozen this whole timeFor fucks sake, these swedes cant even make their fucking game close properly. Just going to hit alt f4 from now on because that seems to be the only fucking time it actually closes
>>538926368YOU HAVE ARRIVED AT YOUR DESTINATIONReview?
>>538926368The turret is a trap. Never get on it.
>>538932095Just dive backwards and shoot their heads.
>>538932313>"Just constantly play leap frog forever and be constantly pushed back"
>>538926368get your stupid head down helldiver there's nothing for you to shoot at
>>538932405You sound like a solo nigger, maybe you should lower the difficulty?
>>538932313yeah I do that, but really its just hard to manage groups of medium units like the predator stalkers. hoping the drum mag gives it enough sustained damage to gun that shit down.
>predditor strain>>538932472Better to be a solonigger than someone who relies on his team to make any progress
You're not a real driver if your gunner doesn't hate you.
>>538932540frankly I'm amazed that arrowhead allowed the punisher/cookout to have enough kb at launch to fend off multiple commanders/stalkers since it kind of goes against the whole "erm your primary is supposed to suck dicks" philosophy they had.
Theoretically speaking, how much fire damage would you need to inflict to ignite a hivelord?
>>538932184I usually go flip around in the weapon customization screen if I want to quit cleanly. Or did they remove that feature yet?
>>538932874do people even know what arbitrary swede value is tied to lighting enemies on fire, we know bigger needs more status build up but ive never seen values for these things posted anywhere
>>538931192pelican has signed more c-01s than you ever will
>>538930739Sorry to everyone in my lobby, I crashed again.
>>538932865Punisher did not do that at launch, though. It was buffed to do that later.It's niche was supposed to be taking a longer time to reload from empty -sorry, tactical mid mag reloading reloading - so you could die with a fuller mag against enemies at closer ranges than with the other guns. If you wanted to not eat shit, you used the Breaker to just kill whatever was in front of you with raw damage before it pushed your dick in. Incidentally, the Breaker was nerfed the same patch they buffed the Punisher 'cause the former made the cardinal sin of being a primary that didn't suck dicks.
>>538933417Then we are fucking doomed, the amount of failed extractions will outpace the birthrates. Fucking trash ass pilot, can't even fucking stick a landing zone right even with no hostiles around.Piece of shit, go clip into the ground again why won't you, it's the only way you can get inside Eagle-1 anyways
>>538933417>Pelican and Eagle romance while the helldivers they work with are too retarded/busy to noticeWould be kino.
>>538926361>bugs squids and bots are trying to kill everyone but it’s super earths fault if they fight back
Reminder that super earth is based and every action it takes is justified and always has been. To disagree with this is to be a murderous leftist
>>538917119defecting now
>>538932095>Can't kill enemy before it hits you>look inside>50%+ durableerrytiem.
>>538932874Would be badass, but it's probably not able to be lit on fire at all, or they just repasted the stats for a Leviathan or something.
I just wanna grill, boys.
>>538932095Punisher on pred bugs is good shit
is there an achievement for killing a hive lord?what do you get out of it?
>>538934618You stop getting ragdolling and occasionally instakilled
>>538934618+222 exp for that mission. also the satisfaction of not having to deal with the fat fuck for the rest of the op
>>538934618+222
>>538934712>also the satisfaction of not having to deal with the fat fuck for the rest of the oplolwe've had lobbies with 3/3 hive lords per op
constitution is such a cool weaponi would use it every mission if it was dogshit
>>538934750my bad i meant rest of the mission. bit tired
>>538934707>>538934712>>538934718so nothing
>>538934782wasn't*, silly me
>>538928060where is the corresponding mod FUCK
>>538930359
>lost operation due to attrition from hivelord instakills>fresh operation, go in with the intent to kill the hive lord for the fun of it>land>instantly swarmed on all sides in a little city outpost and the bugs just don't stop coming>exit city after many attempts at holding our ground>no bugs whatsoever>enter next city portion >repeat scenario of absolute bug conga rape lines on all sides>lose operationwhat the fuck was that? is hellmire bugged right now?
>>538935809No this is just how city spawns workIt's cool, but seemingly unknown
>>538930359Id imagine the average person isn't fond of widowmakers and their ilk
>>538928440I hate this not because I think the armour itself is bad ingame, I kinda like the way it looks, but becasue NOTHING MATCHES IT AAAAAAAAAAJUST REUSE THE HELMET AT LEAST PLEASE
>>538934782muzzle loading rifle when
>>538936319Not even that. People just like shitposting, even in-game. Thank God for that. I once shared a lobby with a military veteran that walked about some of his experience with another guy. He was using Viper Commandos armor and said "I fucking hate being black." He wasn't being a dick about it though it was just kinda funny. The other guy invited him to golf because they lived in similar areas. Was pretty heartwarming.
I like the suped up spawns on the bug planets right now, I could probably fall asleep mid mission on bots and still be alive right as the pelican leaves for the timer
>>538933395I doubt it, I see "Fire damage scales with bigger targets" but have never actually seen HOW it scales, if its health percentage-based or just a hardcoded "Fire is now burning (x) heavy enemy, will deal (y) more fire damage"
>>538936319>No fun allowed
>>538936674It's just "fire damage does 100 times x" where x is a hard coded amount. Bile titans for instance is 1.7 flesh mobs is 2.
>>538936693where's the funny part
>>538936751Making light of general tragedies is always funny
>>538936648are any planets as good as oshaune?
>>538936559Those are the ones outside your super destroyer window.
>>538937056reminder: you're in a video game general
I was playing with randoms and one of them instakilled the Hive Lord twice, presumably with some kind of exploit. There were a ton of little explosions right when it emerged from the ground. I suppose he could have been hacking but it seemed more like a glitch. I want to say a portable napalm was involved but I'm not 100% sure.
has anyone killed the hivelord by shooting its unarmored taint? does it take double damage to the taint? the taint is exposed so they must want us to attack the taint
>>538934712>>538934750you know this would be pretty cool, if it was only the one hive lord appearing throughout the op and its HP + armour carried over during the op so you would have a chance to gradually weaken and eventually kill it during each mission
but eagleopolis was destroyed
>>538937391The wormussy is meant to be pounded
>>538937391i attacked it with my penis and the hive lord rolled over and started convulsingdemocracy wins again
>>538937854another victory for the right side of history
>>538936559Here's adieu to destroyers and diversEagles and orbitals tooFor they left me behind at extractionSo adieu to you divers, adieuAnd it's over the moors I must wanderTo fight for the gold, white, and blueFor they left me alone here on DraupnirSo adieu to you divers, adieu:>
>>538923627>thinking the traditional left/right paradigm still applies in 2025okay boomer
>>538931630The thing that pisses me off the most about this mechanic is that the bar slows down the closer it gets to being completed, which fucks up my timing when I'm trying to kick someone quick because of combat. And then it ends up taking twice as long to do something that shouldn't take more than a second at most.
>>538938652It applies but in esoteric matters that are not easily expressible in less than several paragraphs of near-word diarrhea. I acknowledge and value your comment but disagree with its implications.
>Hivelord outside planet O'ShagHennessyI don't like it, seems like a waste of time to kill. Barely had time to finish the mission.
>play bugs front>have to kill children>play bots front>have to kill dogs while they are giving birth>play squids front>forced to listen to alien mindbreak sex ASMR
>>538938589k-...kino...
>baskinator put her account on private after recent eventsWhat does this mean?
>>538939174what?
>>538939607Stop asking questions.
any hellmire lobbies or am i diving with pubs again on this friday night
I think I finally figured out why bug and squid MOs are so simple compared to bot MOs.Arrowhead is located in Sweden and have DEI hires so theyre all very liberal and likely commie lovers. So they self-insert as the grotesque cyborgs and fulfill their weird power fantasy through the galactic war to feel like they got one over on the capitalist chuds.
>>538939552This guy is retarded and I would pay money to never have to see or hear about him from anyone again
>>538939174https://youtube.com/shorts/T69AMHIKeE0
>>538939719i can dive, post it
>>538940051I expect RFK to say something "b-b-b-b-but it-it-it-it-it's be-be-because o-o-o-of vide-o-o-o-o-o g-a-a-a-a-ame!!"
>>538939552why is it always the rightoid faggot forcing IRL politics into video games? Can't even kill some bugs without some barely White mystery meat abomination on Twatter calling it woke
>>538939719hellmiresteam://joinlobby/553850/109775243714766593/76561197962839239
>>538940723Your lobby is private.
Imagine if landing a perfect Orbital Gas Strike in the Hive Lords mouth made it suffocate.
>>538940827friends only makes it private? i had a random join so i changed it to it
>>538939552he makes leftist mad so he's good in my book
>>538939552The fuck did he put on the casings?
>>538941047the 500kg bomb code
>>538939552its funny cause I followed this guy after he made a based take on something related to video games, and then the next tweet I saw from him was him complaining and crying about da left, idk what happened to him but I hope he recovers.
>>538941117Based. Should have put the anti material rifle or railgun though.
I bet he has the reddit creek flag too
>>538939552>What does this mean?It means something entirely esoteric and meaningless to you, but I am vindictive and enjoying the suffering of the HD2 community management team. They wronged me and I spite them.
>>538941165He makes his living being a lolcow on twitter because he hasn't been able to hold down a job since he left twitter.
>>538941165sex with chaika
>>538941165>not being angry at the people making your video games significantly worst
>>538941165>I followed this guy after he made a based take on something related to video games, and then the next tweet I saw from him was him complaining and crying about da leftThe duality of man, both based and cringe. Judge not, for you are also a human being.
>>538941000the lobby goes public once you select the operation and prime the hellpods. if you deselect and just wait on your ship in the dark then nobody except lobby linkers can join.
>>538940840The BRAP heard around the world
>>538941476I wasnt making a political joke, you fuck.
>>538941476I am an edgy person that doesn't judge Hitler and I'm annoyed chlorine gas is compared to farts. Death by chlorine gas was fucked up and I'd rather you enjoy the fact you're committing horrible war crimes on socialist robots than compare it to a god damned fart. "REEEEE" or something. What catchphrase gets zoomers to pay attention to edgy posts these days?
>>538941532Niether was II was just BRAPing in the big worms mouth>>538941715This is a fair criticism. However, planting the biggest, wettest fart down the Hive Lord's mouth, so hard that it dies, is really funny.
>>538941351ig he has the right to be angry about them homos, but I view games being worse as a sign of increased involvement from corpos and people who wish to make games an cookie cutter industry, not just lefties and their misguided sense of justice. also I think being angry about they/them retards in dresses and shein wigs is silly, there are better uses for anger in my opinions
>>538941875>However, planting the biggest, wettest fart down the Hive Lord's mouth, so hard that it dies, is really funny.That is also fair and I still respect you.
>>538941165>>538941331I rewatched Chaika recently and the anime was still one of the greatest fucking anime ever created.I'm so sad Japan can't make good series anymore.
>>538941903ah yes the corpos...I'm sure indie games aren't the same way I hope
>turn on crossplay>xbots and psniggers shitting up the lobby and taking all the reinforcements>turn off crossplay>hordes of chink rats cheating and lagging
>>538942213>>hordes of chink rats cheating and laggingsounds like a you issue
>>538942213how do you guys even find these chinks everyone talks about, I only see maybe one or two a day
Should I buy steeled vets purely for the senator? Also I like the difference in splash art quality from older warbonds compared to newer
it's really hard to keep playing with the audio being as fucked as it gets on hivelord maps, i get it's something to do with terrain manipulation from the worm but jesus christ it gets to the point to where there's almost no audio anymore. I need my soundscape
>>538942375Post eyes
>>538942765
AAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOUUUUHHHHH, SWIGOR SOME SAY SWIGGERSDO YOU HEAR OUR SLURS?
>>538942725>it's really hard to keep playingIt is, but you'll keep doing it because the devs caught lightning in a bottle. If only they had the wisdom to go all-in with the story that fucking writes itself.
GRANT US BUGSGRANT US BUGS
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243717371444/76561199108851031d10 whatev
all me, btw
>>538942953This but unironically. Whatever you think is villainous is thematically amazing. Search all your worst assumptions about human beings, indulge them and try to understand why they might do the terrible things they were doing. It's that easy to understand Super Earth. They're hyper-utilitarian, Beyond Good and Evil. Don't bitch about other peoples' interpretations of Nietszche or I'll stop respecting you. Form your own god damned thoughts.
>>538943248Todd Howard hands made this post.
>>538943176full
>>538943421Dunmer supremacy forever.
>>538942697if you really want a revolver, i guess. but it probably doesnt feel as good as you expect it to. if you're missing many warbonds i would save steeled veterans till near last unless you just really want a revolver.
>about to extract>connection lostFML
>>538942697>Should I buy steeled vets purely for the senator?The only reason I take a Senator these days is for Squids if I'm not taking something that can kill Stingrays. If your support weapon can't feasibly or conveniently kill a squid flyer then it is an absolutely valid loadout choice because it will kill them dead in at most two strafes if nobody else puts Med Pen fire on it.If your teammates are actually competent and one or more of them puts fire on a squid flyer you will shit all over squid flyers. But then keep in mind this is Helldivers 2, you can't always count on squadmates.
the game looks really good if you turn off chromatic aberration in the .config
>>538943974What is it called in the config? nothing is popping up
>>538943497>jew niggers>chadsLol
>>538944309That is not fair. Telvanni accept even filthy fucking beastman races like the Khajit and Telvanni, and they apply their mindset even to the beast races other Dunmer consider beneath them. I demand that you acknowledge they are ideologically consistent in their beliefs regardless of race.
Im actually kind of tired of fighting hive lords
>>538912347>because it was the media literate crowd that ended up killing someone IRL. Can't make this shit up.They were setting cars on fire months ago while going, >um, that's not actually happening, teehee~I hope the FBI just starts randomly arresting redditors on terrorism charges, just for shits and giggles.They wanted to cry about fascism? Well then here's some fucking fascism to cry about, you fucking faggots.But there's a silver lining; pretty much every single HD2 community aside from this one is practically a goddamn firestorm that had to get shut down (temporarily).Maybe the faggots will find somewhere else to be in the meantime.
>>538944949get these genocidal liggers off my screen
>>538942697EhThe Senator is a good pair for more weirdo weapons like the Torcher, or shotguns. It's not really... THAT good for much else, to be honest. Like, you can certainly use it well, but, it's kinda a weapon without a target. Automaton gunships and maybe stingrays are about the only things it does especially well into, and both of those require aim, and tard wrangling secondary sway. It can blast a medium up close, but, those aren't really unique to it.Steeled Veterans as a whole can be a bit nice for a first warbond, but once you have a few, it really doesn't offer much.If you want a secondary that actually kills shit, the Crisper and Ultimatum are really without compare. The Grenade Pistol and Stim Pistol have their utilities. The Loyalist... I guess does rupture strain. The Senator (and Talon, for that matter) don't really do anything all that interesting for the slot, short of patching a range or penetration weakness the rest of your build has. And if you need them to patch a light pen ar or something, you probably can't aim well enough to use those. If you already have Borderline Justice, the Senator IS built to work with the armor more than any other secondary, so, you can dredge some extra value out of it that way, I guess.
>>538945065how come redditors can fedpost with impunity?
>>538945065>every single HD2 community aside from this one is practically a goddamn firestorm that had to get shut downFor all the times they invoke "irony" that's the true irony. The HD2 community on 4chan is just observing and throwing some commentary on while the rest is in full fucking lockdown. They reap what they've sown, because they demonstrated favoritism toward the groups that this even most closely aligned to and now they HAVE to initiate that response to avoid further troublesome associations.>Maybe the faggots will find somewhere else to be in the meantime.I know for a fact they're here, or at least watching, because they got defensive about it earlier today.
>>538940051I know, I know. He hurt your feelings.It's okay. Just go have a cry and you'll feel better, bitch tits.
Five seconds in super photoshop
>>538945345The Steam Community discussions board for HD2 is kinda letting the conversations about Kirk happen, but also banning people if they get a little too rowdy. They seem to not be playing favorites, and banning from both sides.But that could just be thanks to the HD2 HR/Community moderation playing it safe. Very likely they're scared shitless right now.
Anyone got that Bart Simpson gulf war meme pic that got edited to be about Malevelon Creek?I swore I fucking had it but I can't find it in my folders anymore.
>>538945728>They seem to not be playing favoritesThey've been playing favorites for years and now they realized that was a fucking mistake.
why would i want to watch indias best helldiverswhy does this shit pop up in my recommended istghe's playing fucking valorant or csgo or some shit LMFAO
>>538919027
>>538945823buy an ad, prakesh
>>538945804Too late in my book. I don't want this game to get shut down, but if those faggots at arrowhead were running some kind of lefty grooming group deep in the bowels of their heavily curated Discord, then I will cheer the day Jeet Officer in Chief drags their swigger asses here and dumps them into the nastiest fed prison there is. Eat the surstromming?EAT THE FUCKING NUTRALOAF
>>538945345Hello mr. FBI agent sir this poster right here is deeply radicalized and wishes death on many moderate figures he told me so in Discord where he tried to groom me into his terrorist organization.I think he watches violent ani-may and has an assault fursuit.Please accept this anonymous tip in exchange for a sigle (You).
>>538946058I don't believe you.
>>538944949They would fine if they had a mission modifier or entire mission dedicated to killing it. It's just has too much HP to even reasonably kill in a normal mission if you don't plan all stratagems to kill it.
>>538945823botnet targeted adyou've got /hdg/ open, after all
>>538934050That image was a honeypot post by the Ministry of Unity for deviants and you just outed yourself.Re-education correction required. Truth Officers are already on their way.
>wanted to do some diving>bad coffee makes me feel too sick to gamethis sucks. anybody want to post some warbond ideas or something? i think it'd be cool to see a brigador one, pipe dream as it is
>>538946363always find it funny when I say something out loud at my computer and have ads for something related pop up like a day later
>>538946538Ministry of Expansion weaponized industrial tools warbond ala Dead Space.
>>538946538damn dude you should be more concerned about where your getting your coffee
>>538946538They should make a second ceremonial warbond where one of the weapons is a single shot heavy pen rifle with a full musket reload animation.
>>538946631why do you not have ublock on your browser
>>538946631every audio output device doubles as an input devicestay vigilant anon
>>538946538>i think it'd be cool to see a brigador one, pipe dream as it isBrigador is too complex when expressing ideas regarding authoritarian regimes for the Helldivers devs to dare associate with.>I've been down there for a while, and I've noticed there's a strained smile that people here give each other. They do it over everyday things, like the native-colonial hybrid fruit at the black market merceeiro, and they do it to express an understanding: "This is awful," they're saying, "but it's better than it used to be." There are two things that changed when Great Leader took power: first, water got a lot cheaper. Second, the incidence of murders, aggravated assaults, sexual violence, and starvation all dropped by about a million percent. The Loyalists knew to salute Great Leader when his picture passed by in a parade, sure - but it's really that reminder of hydration and nutrition and not suddenly dying that they're loyal to. And that's exactly what they're fighting to keep.
>>538946809I do but some sites have ads that aren't caught and I have to manually add them
>>538946671Ministry of Humanity warbond is Chemical Warfare.
>>538946631Thank the Ministry of Prosperity. It is their duty to know what you want before you even realize you want it.
>>538946783desu, a lot of primaries should already have been heavy pen if the senator is. Since they have biggerer, more armor piercerie rounds.
>>538946893I find that having both Brave's filters and ublock makes sure nothing gets through
>>538946538I feel like a Gears of War collab would be pretty neat, seeing as they're definitely gonna do more crossovers.>Cog helments and armor that give bonuses to melee or damage when behind cover>Lancer primary that does massive melee damage>Hammer of dawn stratagem that takes up your third weapon slotIf I dropped my really retarded crossover idea I'd be murdered.
>>538946976>the sterilizer is a crop-dusterWait the gas they spray on our food is safe to eat, right?
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243721010724/76561198023232654bugs lobby, brb asap
>>538947091lancer>70 damage>5 durable damage>300 rpm>light penetration>10 round magazine>melee deals 600 damage>Also light piercing>Everyone defends it because "it deals so much damage, bro!"This is the alexus way.
>>538947079Shill lion is shill lion but I have the same and I don't remember the last time I saw an ad.It's a little uncanny for me when I have to use a device that's not my own or accidentally view something in a different browser because by now I have completely forgotten just how many ads there are.
>>538944137lens_quality_enabled = enabled change to lens_quality_enabled = false
>>538946538Half-Life 2 Combine crossover.
>>538947375Why is he so W I D E
I just realized that the halo shotgun (and the other shotguns) probably round down to zero when hitting durable at a distance, because they deal less than 10 damage per pellet on durable and that's what was causing 0 bleed damage. The code rounding damage under 10 to zero.
>>538947091Like this?
>>538947482i doubt they'd put the chainsaw lancer in the game. It would be the retro lancer if anything.
>>5389472123/4
>>538947375it would be pretty cool if they did such a crossover and subverted expectations by having the Combine play nice with Super Earth because it's the easiest way to get a supply of E710
>>538947482that shit is so uglygears is so fucking ugly
>>538947482>vulcaSorry, technology too advanced for arrowshit.
>>538946538>post some warbond ideas or something?I want mortars. 2 man team, 1 spotter/gunner, 1 loader/ammo setting guy. You can do it yourself but it's much slower. Give it less ammo and damage than the anti-tank emplacement.
>>538947463M A HA S SI SH E A V E H
>>538947375>>538947463>Why is he so W I D Ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnNTfedPUuEBeing W I D E is an assertion of dominance.
>>538946291Please sir you must believe me to prevent another tragedy sir bloody benchod bastard sir.
>>538947212diving 1 spot open
>>538947463Big boy Combine Charger is the heavy armor of the warbond. I'm not sure what the armor passive for the warbond would be. Gas resist and the first bullet damage resistant armor? Bullet resist passive is very niche and kind of useless which means it's totally something nArrowhead would come up with and implement.
>>5389431762/4 now, join
>>538947482Yeah, except replace the mine launcher with something like the mortar launcher. Maybe you could give the armor a passive like>"Back in your hole!" 50% chance to refund grenades that closed a bug hole or destroyed an automaton spawner.
>>538946538Alien(s) crossover. That iconic pulse rifle sound.>>538947961I'm disappointed we didn't get any voice packs with the ODST or Killzone warbonds. Will we ever get new voice packs or are they just too immeasurably complex?
>>538948203The weird thing is Combine never actually use gas. Their choice of gas mask for their goons seems to be purely aesthetic and psychological.
Did 4chan just break webms again? Nothing is fucking playing when I click on them
>>538948445Never happening specifically because of the smartgun. I just know that Alexus or some other fag at AH would come up with a le ebin bacon apple excuse SPECIFICALLY because of the smartgun.
>>5389431762/4 waiting for (You)
>>538948454It's to hide what's under the mask. I doubt many citizens would willingly join the CP and combine forces of their own volition if they knew the truth about what happens to you.
>>538948458I'm going to hold your hand as I tell you this. There isn't one webm in this thread.
>>538948662metro cops seem to be living large
>>538948662>I doubt many citizens would willingly join the CP and combine forces of their own volition if they knew the truth about what happens to you.Bad Cop should be canon.
>>538948720>he's blindNGMI
>>538948445this general wouldn't wear the armor since their arms are exposed like the viper commandos, revealing their true skin color (brown)
>>5389431763/4
>>538946538the only thing i'd ever want is a Lost Planet crossover
>>5389431763/4, join to help this lvl 22 babby
>>538948662What about that non-mechanical C-01 reproduction simulation though
>>538946538Arknights themed warbond for no other reason than it's my autistic interest.
>>538948897is that flutenigger????
How long is it going to take the unwashed masses to realize that you want to bring STRAFING RUN vs the hive lord? I'm tired of seeing them bringing landmines and shit.
>>538948627Worst part, they already have the warrant. Making a strategem warrant with normal speed bullets would be pretty cool.
>>538943176starting in 5-8 min, join or be square
>>538949065Land mines are for reaching the game engine's entity limit so no more bugs spawn to interfere with the lord hunt.
>just had a dream where i was fighting a stalkerman i don't even play this game anymore
>>538937286Would it be possible to hurt it with AT mines? I'd imagine dropping one where its about to emerge could put nasty damage on it.
>>538949038We at Arrowhead hear you.So we added Blue Archive instead.
>>538949551Wish I played BA so I could make a funny joke.
>>538949551flat shun diver when
>>538949551
>>538949472AT mines are for soloing the Automatons boss.https://youtu.be/1KTum11iJH8?t=274
>>538949065Enjoy while it lasts but dont lean on it too hard. Arrowhead is aware of Strafing Run doing "too much damage" and is looking into it already. Unless it was fixed in latest hotfix
>>538949123Even that flight code wouldn't be needed. The aliens smartgun just auto-aims within a cone, the bullets are normal.
>>538949459I had a dream a warrior bug scissored my head off while I was lying in bed while waking up (and then I woke up for real after).
>>538949472Theoretically they could do a ton of damage to it yeah but the problem is getting the dispenser set up where its going to emerge and not letting it land on the fucker, because then it'll get stuck and start spreading mines everywhere.Unless AT Mines detonate on it when its moving underground like the diggas do with regular mines in which case we might be onto something.
>>538949551Why is it all fucking mines?
>>538950412It's funny.
>Diving Oshaune again> Virtually every lobby is composed of waste players who don't know how to move, what to do, with insufficient shit loadoutsWhat happened? First week was > lvl 100 tryhards. Now, I just saw some lvl 30 shitter with that booster for samples, on d10.
>>538949459I had a dream I was inside helldivers but there weren't any enemies so I was trying to figure out what to do cause there were just normal people around
>>538949694Helldivers vs Blue Archive. Who would win? The answer might surprise you!https://youtu.be/ItN2FnQ-Vo4>>538949879John Helldiver carried the whole team but the immense burden was still too heavy, even for a living legend such as him.
>>538911724Goddammit, now I can't use the Libpen ever again. Tenderizer, my beloved,
>>538950886Its actually insane how much sovl the helldiver roster has.
>>538950201I'll give AT tanks a try. Will report back later.
>>538946538>>538946817Just to prove a point, here's the intel entry for a gun in Brigador Killers:>Deep in the bones and the blood in the soil of Solo Nobre is a history of trying to stay out of things, how to stay left alone. Back on Earth, a devil’s deal for crates and crates of weapons was easy enough for many small countries to make with the reigning superpower states. The bill came later, as it always does.>The expensive option was to do it yourself. In the history of arms and armed conflict there are the super star famous rifles, but then there are the quiet ones, the ones built or purchased at a premium and sometimes at suboptimal performance over the devil’s free guns, in a bid to stay out of it, in a bid to stay left alone.>Solo Nobre didn’t stay left alone, and maybe she never will. The rifle known simply as “The 18” to most loyal sons and daughters was one of the tools that bought independence with blood, and will buy it once again.>-MBArrowhead fucking wishes it was this thoughtful and intellectually provocative.
>>538950886/bag/ deserved to win because they actually like their game
>>538950873pov: you're the bug
Last night I was a dream, Helldivers 2 had a team PvP mode with two teams set against each other. Turret spam was crazy.
>>538951261>Get to be the bug>No cute Helldivers to sexThat's horrible...
>>538949879>bullet sponge is swedish
>>538951498SEND DUDES
>>538951171It's not particularly thoughtful or intellectually provocative imo, it's moreso just florid and overwrought.
>>538951716>it's moreso just florid and overwrought.Deez nuts are overwrought.
>>538951686>being a bug waifufagI just watched a video of bugchan having sex with a big black horse on the super destroyer map table.
>>538949924I think that's one reason why you can't bring duplicate stratagems in HD2, Arrowhead decided it was too powerful (read: fun)https://youtu.be/kT9QangYMkc?t=47
>>538952095niggas optimizing the fun out of a video game is bad
>>538952095Ah man, playing mechdivers with a full squad running only mechs would be so silly. Maybe have jetpacks too for the Titanfall LARP.
>>538942213>He needs reinforcements
They should make it so you can't stack stratagems at all, if someone else takes a stratagem then you shouldn't be able to take a copy of it yourself.
>>538952182>t. Gulgurg the Breaker (deceased)
I miss the capespin from HD1, it was soulful
>>538951960Gross. Keep that slop to yourself little man.
>>538952346They should make it so all stratagems are available but they don't tell you the combinations.
>>538952346Don't give Joel any ideas.
>>538923459this is illuminate propaganda
>>538952434>Affirmative.
>>538951304I'm glad helldivers never really bothered with PVP, but I think an invasion mode could work.>Rouge helldivers sent by a rebel faction to drop in and shit on everyone's day.>Opfor's whole job is to interfere with the normal team's objectives.>Works like l4d2 versus where you get points for how many of the enemy team's reinforcements you take even if they extract.>If the invading team loses hard enough their helmets fucking explode for their failure.>Enemy team has restricted stratagems, but the ones they do have are buffed. No orbital strikes, but they can call down a SHIT TON of mines, ETC.
killed my first hivelord today (haven't bothered with doing iton hellmire it sucked but it was really cool thanks for reading (the extract beacon got stuck under the map and i am typing this during the 2 minute reinforcement timer after S1 teamkilled me by throwing an orbital 120mm directly next to me (again)
>>538952434You can still sort-of do it, it's just harder and not as impressive as in HD1 so those who haven't played it won't recognize what you're doing.
>nerfed to no longer provide any break points against limb damage (to sell armor)>nerfed to no longer negate bleed (to sell armor)>nerfed to no longer provide substantial damage negation (to sell armor)>stealth nerfedHow long until AH starts actually getting flak for all the stealth nerfs?
>>538951716this post insist upon itself
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775243728774810/76561198878711915lobby doko'd
>>5389542852/4 democracy needs (You)
>>538954391pools closed
>>538950886I hope divegrass manager adds a tribute to Charlie
>>538953997I insist that (You) suck my fat sweaty cock
>>538953958Go soak your head, bufftroon
>>538943176GGs
>>538953958The most egregious parts of these stealth nerfs is that I legitimately forgot that the booster did any of that. Does it still provide a health bonus?
Is the double edge sickle worth using over the normal or is it just a meme primary?
>>538954927yeah just 10%
>>538910795Full
>>538955014Jesus Christ. Wasn't it like 30% at some point?
>>538943176ggz tards, noobie was bretty aighthttps://files.catbox.moe/aheqi2.mp4
>>538954962It's fun actually. It's honestly pretty solid with warp pack. Feathering the damage around 50%+ and then stimming while over charged is actually really cool.Just wish it didn't require fire armor.
>>538955070naw just 20%.Which doesn't sound bad on paper, but that's actually pretty substantial for break points.
>>538953958That's the point of stealth nerfing. Casuals don't notice because they are about the vibes. It's like how they ask for damage buffs when weapons deal more than enough damage, the issue is durable stealth buffing enemies.
>>538950927Hehe :>
>>538955326I'm not even that mad about the stealth nerfing, it's just limb break is starting to get really obnoxious now that we have so many enemies that can do it instantly with no counterplay.
>>538954927vitality is a 10% damage reduction
>>538913296Will arrowhead change the stratagem code for the 500kg? Any post asking them to change it on reddit or anything? They are secretly shutting down any mention of the 500kg still I think, but how likely is it arrowhead would change it anyway?
What the fuck is wrong with sweden, I realized a lot of games I've favorited are coming from them, and they're always some sort of bumfucked retarded, lazy, or outright hostile developers.
>>538936820it is when the joke is actually funny
amerimutts can't be helldivers thoughever
>>538951960no such video exists, stop making up falsehoods about bugchan
they're learning our weaknesses
>>538956097She just wanted a hug...
>>538952182nigga it was a boss designed to be an xp grindthere's nothing fun about the grind past a certain point and you just want to be able to get it done asap
>>538955625they have great ideas but their follow-through is terrible. they're like reverse japanese
>>5389543913/4
>>538952741>GO GO GO>ON THE DOUBLE
>>538956656YES
Hivelord should get it's own mission, or have it's HP cut in half>"what if a incredibly tanky miniboss that you can't kill in a reasonable time frame decided to RNG flop it's body onto the oil rig and you fail the mission immediately xDDD"
>>538956656>>538956718need bri'ishdivers voicepack...
>>538954962fire resist for quality of life, the trick to using it is to tap fire, making it a ap3/ap4 pen sickle with a low fire rate
>>538956097>elden ring bosses shortest attack delay.webm
>>538956952who keeps teaching the bugs how to play dead
for me it's the>halt>ultimatum>stun grenade>emancipator>grenade launcher>shield pack>gas mines/napalm barrage>stam booster>scunt armor
>>538956723people will call you a shitter, but you're right.People that wanted to kill it, killed it. People that don't want to kill it won't kill it. Honestly it should just be a mission modifier like leviathans.
>>538957219First letter of each line >husegsgss>hu>human>segsgss>seggs>sex>human sexThis is a coded message from a bot hottie that wants to mate with brawnydivers
stealth lethal grenades when?
>>538957820Anon, your throwing knives...?
>>538957942No anon he wants a stealth grenade like boom grenade.
>>538957820warp pack
>>538957206out fucking skilled
>>538946538max edgy long-range explosives warbond>title: hell raiser>stratagem: rumbler, man-portable stationary artillery on a team reload>stratagem: shredder silo (does a mini nuke incl demo force)>giga luger secondary that loads an autocannon clip and can do both firemodes>armor perk that gives the explosive resistance of fortified but also resistance to impact damage>Pacifier/Coyote: HE editionalso pineapples get patched into full blown throwable ABRL shells the same week
>>538958095How make boom grenade stealth quiet?Boom are loud. Anon is silly.
I'm tired of the hive lords they shouldve just kept them on the hive worlds tbdesu fampai
>>538958430>>giga luger secondary that loads an autocannon clip and can do both firemodesA pistol-sized Autocannon sounds like a lot of fun, but you'd absolutely get people whining that you can't close bug holes with it
>>538958610so just let it close bug holes
>>538958645>no point in bringing the grenade pistol nowwow
>>538958456Just strap silencers to the grenade you fucking idiot cmon
if you want your autocannon un-support slot'd, why not breech loading AT rifle primary?
Why doesn't this work?
This game needs creepypastas made for it
>>538958724solution: upgrade GP with a revolver mag
>>538959095wanting that to work is racism against sweden just like giving plasma demo force
>>538959095because you're not collapsing the hole?
We should get a pickaxe that's capable of closing bugholes
airburst rocket launcher helldivers 2 supremacy
>>538959225What you mean like a blast pickaxe? Exploding pickaxe!
>>538959225give me a sledge hammer with high demo force
>>538959304>>538959436reminder that carrying around a maul is too unrealistic
>>538958645>so just let it close bug holesIt's funny, but there are people who genuinely would say this
Imagine.... a Super Sledge.
what if they made a portable, hand sized explosive device for clearing holes?
>>538959124>and then the brave helldivers got the blaned to 99% liberation...>BUT A SWEDE REVERTED IT BACK DOWN TO 0
>>538959865>Grenade specifically for closing holes, fabs, and ships>Light pen, low damage, low range>But you get 8 or 10 of themYou like?
>still no date for next patch>devs can't fix the freezes or the audio glitches>review scores keep getting worse and the game has already lost 70k playersIt's over for Dinnerhead
>>538959865>>538960128>mini explosive grenade but you get lotsthere is nothing new under the sunhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BEANO_T-13_grenade
>>538960234>experimentalhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V40_Mini-Grenade
>>538959865wouldn't dynamite be basically the perfect thing for this? Theoretically.
What if they added a shitting emote and we could plug bugholes with the ungodly amounts of shit coming out of our diver's ass?
>>538960316dynamite should have been the "destroy objectives" explosive.
All my warbonds are out of order!
>>538960382Divers don't eat. They only cryosleep, stim, and die.
>>538959095Fire has no weight.
>>538960502he who has an ass must shit eventually
>>538959095This ain't Vietnam anymore, you might kill a couple bugcharlie but the hole goes miles deep and connects to a hive the size of Alaska. You are closing it temporarily by burying it under rubble and that's all you can do.
>>538946538was gonna post this weeks ago but I got banned for posting about videogames on /v/ and forgot about it, you just reminded me>new helldiver detachment system>stealth ops detachment>joining gives bonuses to stealth and various stealth attachments like silencers, night vision/thermal vision, stratagems no longer alert enemies>armored detachment>can bring multiple mechs, bonuses to vehicles and shorter call in times, access to repair tool secondary>air support detachment>reduces cooldowns on orbitals and eagles, can throw farther, access to that one leaked stratagem that sends a bomber in to flatten an area>heavy weapons detachment>more ammo, better handling, faster reloads, shorter cooldown on all support weapons, access to superheavy armor type and new minigun support weapon>each detachment has a DSS style ship where you can see other people running around>can level each detachment up with samples, and match XP like weapons>new armor sets unlocked via detachment levels to flex on noobs
>>538959865Perhaps some kind of explosive in a bag previously utilized by Super Earth...
>>538960720Please no classfagging. Besides, all those perks would be bugged permanently and some of them would crash and brick xboxes
>>538959897Anon asked for creepypastas, not reality.
>>538960807classfagging would encourage more synergy and teamwork instead of jack of all trades builds that go off and lone wolf in the 4 player pve cooperative game
>>538960502That doesn't make sense
>>538960720Go post about videogames on /v/ again.
>>538960917You have a morbillion co-op PvE games with classes. Basically all of them. LeVe helldivers alone.
>>538961027relax anon I'm not an arrowhead dev yet
>>538960917I can just play tf2 if I wanted any of that
>>538960917I agree with this, and nta, but they really don't want "video games" ideas. (Even though they seem to want armor to determine your role in the team comp, despite this almost never being the case outside of elemental builds)
>>538961078FUK U ALEXUS
How do we fix the Amendment?
>>538961263Quadruple the damage.
>>538959897but that's just buisness as usual
>>538961263nerf all med pen weapons muehehehe
>plebbit still locked>no statement from the devsMust be some dinner
>>538960917All you need to do to make the game more cooperative is fix team reloads. That being said, Helldivers 2 simply isn't built to encourage team gameplay at all, and adding classes wouldn't change that, it would just clash with the existing game design and make it feel like ass.Wide open maps littered with multiple objectives that can be done simultaneously outright encourages players to split up in order to do things more efficiently. Additonally with how easily a single player can die and lose his gear, specializing can outright fuck you if the dedicated AT guy eats shit and no one else is capable of pulling that weight. A jack of all trades build is simply MORE helpfull to his team by being able to assist with any sort of problem that might arise.What you're trying to create simply cannot work with how Helldivers 2 is structured, and would require the whole game to be changed at a foundational level.
If everybody knows the Galactic War is railroaded bullshit at this point then why are there still MOfags larping and not just diving planets they like?
>>538961543Because they're autistic. Simple as.
>hardened e-711 deconstruction tool>its a fucking hammer>support weapon>melee>demolition force: 40 (bug hole outer, tesla totem, bio processor and fabricator)>normal damage: 20>durable damage: 500>ragdolls the user upon impactwould you use it?
I love dropping to 40 fps every bug breach
>>538961263If you wanna make it feel like an M14: Make it medium penetration, but give it much higher recoil.If you wanna keep it as close as it is, but make it useful: Give it 100 durable damage. This will let it hurt most "light armor" enemies that are not chaff.
>>538961543a spiteful desire to break the rigged system
>>538961664forgot since melees now have armor pen values:>ap6
>>538961720All AP2 weapons should have high durable damage.
>>538961665I love dropping to 20 FPS for no reason at all
>>538946538Trench bondArtillery reds, (have multiple charges with a 50 second cooldown and a long call in time.)Green barbed wire.Portable mortar support. Double barreled shotgun. Another sabre reskin in the superstore Armor protects against headshots and explosive resistanceBackpack radio that reduces cooldown on all reds by 40 seconds for everyone within 20 meters of the player.
>>538961543Everybody (who engages with online discourse) is not (everybody). Arguably, the thousands of people not diving the MO and fucking Terrek or whatever represent those of us who understand that the MOs are currently bullshit.
