>>538863112>New to Mahjong? Play here (tutorial included):https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com>Interested in this general or in Mahjong? READ THIS:https://repo.riichi.moe>Watch M-League (Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday 19:00 JST):https://abema.tv/now-on-air/mahjong>/mjg/ booru:https://mjgbooru.com/>underground regular tourneyhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1UEAZQB6X_4io08uffnhuO9TLAMt9QF6HIn3e0azUrOc>registrationhttps://docs.google.com/forms/d/18_4a0TdrNtKh-9IWXSX9CWyqhsebUP0jruGIgdPN89A>sheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1HcRTxTjGGiGq29l3gvclx6FrgZHYgCPFHTHZHo0_wug
>buy DJMAX on sale>77 gb>5 hours to download
I hate Mahjong
>>538948446This isn't /doko/ sis.
>>538948528In every way but name, we are.
>>538948446Honestly worth it imo, best rythm game on the market, and not made for insane psycopaths like OSU beat maps are. Also I much prefer the 6 button style on DJMAX that you can do over the really shit 7 or 5 key maps on OSU
Saturday auto table. Come talk, play mahjong. https://autotable.riichi.moe/?gameId=satMumble server - riichi.moeMumble download page - https://www.mumble.info/downloadsMusic - https://www.edenofthewest.com
>>538949115its 2025, who in the blue hells uses mumble?
For me it's Raidcall
>>538949156Okay zoomshit, pray tell what program we should use to communicate over voice chat instead?
Fatal Frame 2 is getting a remake
>>538949354Teamspeak like a normal human or ventrillo
For me it's opening my window and yelling really loud
>>538949570Yeah I've literally never heard of those as a normal human being who touches grass
>>538949594This but ubuntu every 5 minutes
>>538949560number 1 scared me too much to finish. Will replay 1 and 2 this weekend in honor of the remake.
>>538949645frfr no cap
SEX with LITTLE GIRLS
Capcom should make a new clocktower
>>538949698If you can make it through any of the Fatal Frames I don't think any other horror game will be able to scare you anymore. Ganbare anon
https://youtu.be/NtJnix-9niI?si
>>538949859The only game that has unnerved me more is Visage.
>>5389499212skjhgf
>>5389499212s obviously, it's kabe and gives you another han
>>5389499212s deals in so 3s for the 1s trap
>>5389499213s 1s is likely discard with all those discarded 2s
>>538949921tsumogiri
>>538950275best hag
>>538950307Omigoto nanoja
>>538950275sex with hag
>>538950307Why you get rid of 2s, STUPID PLAYER
>>538950307sakura big win
>>538950307to be fair it was musuji and only 1 chance, unlike the much superior long suji 3s
>>538950440Sakura players are such luckshitters, they're always worming their way out of 4th with bullshit like thisI mean not in this case but in general
>>538950307Obviously I fucking knew that 2s would deal in, not a single anon would ever post a WWYD otherwise. What I'm curious is if the bots thought it was correct.
>>538950716Stats only go so far, some times you just gotta read the vibes of the discards
>>5389491151/4, will be waiting.
>>538949115>>538950935Never mind. If anyone wants to host a table today I will probably join, room closed for now.
>>538949115>>538951056I already played an autotable today but this makes me sad.
I'm watching TI.
Torakko Yarou Final Movie nightEight,Ninth and Tenth movie tonight 18utcDont miss the epic conclusion to the MCU ( momojiro cinematic universe)
>>538951332There are always secret kokos going around.
It's Friday night! Let's all drink together and enjoy some tanoshii! https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=936911/4 waiting for (you) anon! Brb getting more sake
>>538951428>friday nightYou mean Saturday night? Are you already this drunk or you had the weekend shift this time?
>>538951286(゜ー゜)
Huggy wuggy huggy buggy!
>>5389514283/4!>>538951496Yes that's right, Saturday night. I've only had a little bit to drink, I just got the days mixed up a little bit. It happens sometimes.
jane wouldn't say that
>>538951428Full!
https://youtu.be/pPZVF-RMmGs
>>538948332>newshit from some subhuman gachanigger general making a thread when the old one didnt even reach image limit yet
>>538952316>subhuman>gachaniggerSo an /mjg/ger from /mjg/ made the OP?
>>538952446so true BAnigger so true! time to read another low iq gookshit VN
>>538951547Your league team kokos?
>>538952491Well I am reading your post
>>538952665Gottem
>>538952665Kek
>>538952665
What do you even do if you're too tired for mahjong, but not tired enough to sleep?
>>538948626/doko/ is /mjg/ but /mjg/ isn't /doko/. The whole reason the thread was created is to keep off-topic games out of this thread.
poko doko
>>538951428GG thanks for playing!brb more sake.
>>538953314But why is /doko/ specifically the child of /mjg/? Any other multiplayer game could have had a spinoff general for random small games with lobbies, but apparently only mahjong players do that.
>>538953732because /mjg/ loves off topic discussion and 12 hours maintenances didn't help
>>538953732the first /doko/ thread was a troll /mjg/ thread during the riichi city in the OP mindbreak
considering the current state of newshits in /mjg/ Id embrace RCtroon as my own.Real shame the whole lukeGAWD incident,whatever happened there
I camehttps://exhentai.org/g/3534471/cfbe26adf9/
>>538951428GG
>>538951428GG thanks for playing everyone!!If this post ends in a 0 I will spam porn until the mods ban me.
holy based
>>538954430
it better be some fresh and high quality you nigger
>>538951428ggs
>>538954430Commencing
lets see how long it takes for janny to wake up
shamikoshamikoshamikoshamiko
>>538954430godspeed anon
>>538954693Never thought you of all people would post AI slop /mjg/ truly has fallen.
>>538954640We only have autojannies left.Which makes the fact that they are taking so long extremely weird.>>538954430Requesting hanners...
>>538954792Look at the time difference between posts, different person
>>538954873way too small
>>538954873Bigger
>Xenia is a luckle-...
>>538955110
Hello, fellow mahjong enthusiastsMay I have one mahjong, please
Great now I'm getting horny again
>kuh! nodoka chan..
>>538955206sure
you're not a narc, right anon?
outstanding thread, bravo eurokeks
>>538955535Newfag
>>538955471no im not a amerikek
americans are asleep
>>538955559>hurr if you don't like breaking the board rules and posting porn on blue boards you are a newfaggod these so called """old"""fags are obnoxiouswhat's next? gay porn?
>>538955673next is you fucking off to jong for good newshit
>>538955673You are a newfag because you think it's a yuropoor despite being one, slavshit
>terasucky the plebbit
>>538955804wrong
>>538955964ywnba
>>538954430If you are going to ruin the thread for everyone, at least try posting something higher quality
>>538953284I play mahjong to help me sleep sometimes, it always makes me sleepy.
>>538956205He's improving the thread for everyone and you should be thankful.
>deal in>"it... it was mawashi">every time
>>538956338I wanna get to saint one day, so I don't wanna waste my ranked points playing half asleep in jade.
>>538955673Janny positions are open again you know, maybe try applying instead of impotently bitching
>>538956904Proof?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzlpcgvjONg
>>538957261Boy they'll give VPL titles to just about anyone huh?
>>538957261Fuck off and stop ruining our general during porn hours. I'm serious.
How is there only 3,000 in jade? It's the evening and the weekend
>still not deletedabsolute state of moderation in /vg/ now, guy would have been shadowrealmed hours ago even last year. No wonder worthless newshits and ktrannies can keep shitting up the threadIts time to rvturn to 4han /mjg/
>>538958214You first
Come home, mahjong man.>>>/vmg/1812781
>>538958214yeah let's return to... the place with no moderation
>>5389583754han jannies banned every spammer idiot thoughbeit
There is unironic CP up on 4han right now
>>538958428implying they'd ban irc buttbuddies
>>538958441Liar
RETVRN/join #yakuman/v/irgins
>>538958441Sorry I only consume ironic CP
>mfw I'm in a retarded nigger competition and >>538958214 shows up
>>538958479They banned me so the answer is yes
>>538958214The naked ichihime from a couple threads ago was up for hours, wouldn't be surprised if it still is.
>>538958441Show the post then nigger
>>538958242i can probably convince league to be held in 4han next year and the rest of /mjg/ ( that actually matters) will follow as well so will the newfriends that care about this general leaving only malignant newshits here wallowing in your 4tranny shit lmao
>>538958602The struggle is real.
>>538958706the delusions of grandeur of an attention whore
>>538958925>doesn't know how to link 4han postsbravo
>>538958706You know that half of your favorite anons are league tourists?
>>538958784uh oh newshit melty!
is it me or that linux penguin has the bodytype of an ugly bastard
>>538958925>>538958981https://4han.moe/10878
>>538959331You can't choose your league team. You have to accept your fellow anons as who they are.
>>538959548I definitely can, it's called signing up with alts and grinching if I hate my captain
Based newgods make this general
>>538959673No Aru is intelligent enough to be a kyaputen.
Bravo, indogs.
>>538959893mahjong doesn't exist in indonesia, it's euroneetkeks again
>>538959985>neet It's Saturday retard
>>538960037only neets are willing to ruin their sleep schedule just because it's the weekend
>>538960090It's noon in Europe.
>>538960271Where's me lunchtime telleh then
Breakfast at 10am, lunch at 3pm and dinner at 8pm. Anything else is psychopathy.
WWYD? shimocha 8s is 1 turn before riichi
Personally, how many seconds do you need to think about what to discard after calling riichi?https://youtu.be/puxcUYyTLdE?si=6t8quRxkYY2ckPOW&t=471
>>5389608424p
>>5389608428s, 2m could work but prioritize shimo genbutsu
>>5389608428s
>>538960842let's cut haku here2x 9s still invisible to us is extremely suspect, when toimen seemingly is folding and we can see all the 8swhereas with haku there's a chance toimen has one but didn't discard it since it's live
>>538960908>>538961227>>538961261>>538961428>>5389615728s riichi tile suji seemed really sketchy when 2 dora 9s were missing, still dropping nakasuji/one chance into guaranteed mangan instead of a suji/genbutsu is pretty stupid and i probably deserved to lose here.kami ended up dealing into haneman
>>538961572HONORS ARE
>>538961572whatso you're scared you're going to be ronned on a hell wait 79s penchan just because 5s is the riichi tileand are willing to throw live haku into a dora bomb riichi instead/mjg/ unironically has riichi tile suji disease
>>538961784I'm a bit surprised to see 4p that low.
>>538961985looks bad against shimocha's dora 4 especially with that 2p tedashi
>>538961784Not dropping 8s genbutsu to shimo's guaranteed mangan is pretty stupid but I would have cut the haku next turn and ate shit, so fair's fair I guess.
>>538961962>hon
>>538961784that's a weird chiitoi
>>538961985Why is 4p even a consideration? At least 2m is suji to both riichis.
>>538961784Sengenhai suji is a bit more dangerous than normal suji, /mjg/ acts like it's a death trap.
>>53896245323p one chance
>>5389624535p kabe, one chance 2p and there's a pair of them>>538962535PTSD from getting oh no no no no'd on stream
>>538962453i didn't like kamicha discards
>sengenhai
>>538962930MY FUARKING HERO! KODOMO, PROTECTOR OF THE THREAD!
>>538962964but chihoriposter is right, it's sangenpai
>>538963376You can be right and not rude.
>>538963376Sangenpai are dragon tiles, retard. Sengenhai is the riichi declaration tile.
>>538963714Yeah I'm sure you knew that without looking it up
>>538963376>>538963537the point was in the pretentious term, not its accuracy
Hahi! To the anon who posts in the 4han Hannah Craft Thread, keep up the soulful work!
>>538963847I did because I am your intellectual superor, little bitch. Your ugly nigger head is suited only to touch the ground while in kowtow position, filthy maggot.
>>538963895Did you say the same about bakyou?
>>538963895and pung chow kong to you too
>>538964023Yes, actually.
>>538964007I can never take a sheenthia post seriously ever again
>no, you can't use a shorter and more convenient term, you have to use "riichi declaration tile" every time
>>538959671This is why everyone hates you
>>538964374>more convenient>nobody knows what you mean
>>538964374the riichi tilesay the riichi tileit couldn't be more clear
>>538964538Filtering people who don't know anything about mahjong sounds pretty convenient. I don't want loopers and worse replying to me with idiotic opinions.
>>538964823Hence I pointed out your pretentiousness.
>>538964538>>nobody knows what you meanno just newshits
*snap*Yep. This one's going in my cringe compilation.
>>538965003Literally nobody has used the term "sengenhai" on this entire site until now.
>>538964538I know what he meant maybe you aren't passionate about mahjong enough
>>538965143It's very inferable from the context here.
>>538965113It's as if this community is not bound entirely to an anonymous underwater basketweaver forum how shocking
>>538965231yeah i just checked the discord logs and it's been used a lot there
Today I will remind them.tanyao > all simplesmenzen tsumo > fully concealed handyakuhai > seat wind/prevalent wind/dragonsiipeikou > pure double sequencechankan < robbing a kanrinshan kaihou < after a kanhaitei raoyue < under the seahoutei raoyui < under the riversanshoku doukou < triple tripletssankantsu > three quadstoitoi > all tripletssanankou < three concealed tripletsshousangen < three little dragonshonroutou < all terminals and honorschiitoitsu < seven pairschantaiyao < half outside handittsu < pure straightsanshoku doujun < mixed triple sequenceryanpeikou > twice pure double sequencejunchan taiyao < fully outside handhonitsu < half flushchinitsu < full flushnagashi mangan > mangan at drawtenhou > blessing of heavenchiihou < blessing of earthdaisangen > big three dragonssuuankou > four concealed tripletstsuuiisou < all honorsryuuiisou < all greenchinroutou < all terminalskokushi musou < thirteen orphansshousuushii < four little windssuukantsu > four quadschuuren poutou < nine gatesdaisuushii < four big winds
>>538965293DELETE THIS
>>538965293>ryuuiisou < all greenStopped reading there.
>>538965405>why is the all green yaku named all green???
>>538965293>three concealed triplet steveyeah no
>>538965293>chinroutou < all terminals>kokushi musou < thirteen orphans>chuuren poutou < nine gates>daisuushii < four big windsI read some more because I couldn't help myselfThese are bad takes and you should feel bad.
>>538965293It's actually 3 big winds and 1 small wind.
>>538965501I'd like to conceal three triplets in steve.
>>538965501steve isn't sanankou you dolt
>>538965293Only Yagi the Yui would be autistic enough to make such a list
nyagooey
>>538965293As a Steve main, I gotta say I agree with this list. A lot of the localized names are much cooler than their Japanese counterpart.
>>538965293>daisuushii < four big windsstopped reading there
https://www.sporcle.com/games/hydrogenyttrium/riichi-mahjong-yaku-english-or-japanese
we can only enjoy an external resource once and never again
>>538965293i prefer tsing liao tiao
>>538966320>21/39My only excuse is that I woke up 60 minutes ago
https://pathofhouou.blogspot.com/2020/09/analysis-last-two-discards.htmlKind of interesting.
>>538966978I could name everything else eventually but forgot that riichis and ippatsu were yakus...
>>538966320took me like a minute to remember san/suukantsuguess i'm soulless
>>538966320
Taking a break from Mahjan. Should I play Silk Song (despite not having played the first game) or Cronos: The New Dawn?
>>538967179
>>538966320Ones that took me longest to remember>honroutou>chinroutou>chuurenWhere is kazoe though
>>538966320https://www.sporcle.com/games/Satoko/saki
>>538968782Correct. It's a yakuMAN
KITAAAAAAAANow I just need to win the yakuhai yaku at least 50,000 times for the title
This could be a honitsu hand...
>>538969162...or something more.
>>538969252AHAHAHA SOULLESS KEK BTFO
>>538969140>seat wind 500 timesOof.
>>5389691624 blocks, I see it
yagooey
>>538969365Hahi! This is what happens when you don't lose your Mahjong SOUL!fujitakana-4hahi.png
>>538969549Can't even do it in sanma because pei is nukidoraBrutal shit
>>538969681>>538969549Can't you just grind out bronze room with half of your brain turned off?
I wanted to try to get the Warrior of all arts achievement/title cause it looks nice... but the chinkjong ones seem brutal.
>>538969162This is crow btw
>>538969983fuck off janekek
>>538969983That was obvious from the title
>>538965293trvke
>>538969823That doesn't make it any easierStandard play has you calling for yakuhai 90% of the time you have a pair, so it's just a matter of time
>>538969140>he's already got his Halloween decos outIt's not even October
Snek vs Shibuhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjFJWYsdvr8
Tired of all the portraits showing off the asses of the girls. It's obscene. This isn't Nikke.
>>538972128There are like three outfits that does this
>>538970607It's Autumn, that's close enough
Kill yourself frognigger
>>538972227And I keep getting those same three shoved in my face repeatedly lately. I understand why they're popular but I wish I could hide them.
>>538965501>>538965727>Stevekek doesn't know what sanshoku isSasuga
>>538972502What's your problem, loser?
There will be no peace.1000 bunny butts will be slapped.
>>538975191Yes
>>538975191>mfw my home is the bar
A ron in the hand is worth two in the sand
>>538973827
1-9 tiles, dragons and winds make up 38.24% of all tilesand yet the first 5-10 tiles i draw are always terminals or yakuhai, it's statistically improbable but yet it always happens, i'm not sure how to build a hand when i get 2 pei, chun, and two 9s one after another i'm meant to believe this game is skill?
Koito big win
Firearms Expert Reacts to Metal Gear Solid Delta: Snake Eater's Guns | EXP
>>538977052chanta doesn't get the message across, folding everytime i get 1-4-9 haipai doesif i have the perfect ryanmen but deal into the yakuless riichi tanki i can only deduce this game wants me to ruin everyone's day
Women
>>538977531yes wanna link?
>>538977607Then you used the wrong character
doko?
>>538977998they are naked and they are women as well, no lies were said
Alien.1979.DIRECTOR'S.CUT.1080p.10bit.BluRay.6CH.x265.HEVC-PSAcynthia-7.png
>>538977917Not right now
>>538978079This isn't umapyo...
>>538976851Thanks, I was looking for that picture recently when people posted their outfits to vote on
>>538978418https://youtu.be/BJ1ctMVMTK0?si=2FBppRyizkXmOkh5
>>538978594No way it's real
>>538978253goonia nooo
>>538978594
>Secret History by Professor Jiang
>slop by mr. slop
>>538979916Nice metapost
I came.https://exhentai.org/g/3491093/50b69137c9/
matopost
xeniapost
stevepost
>>538980619But have you seen this one before?
>>538981109I'm never gonna reputationally recover from this...
Mérdepost.
Is there a way to see which emote is actually the least used? Was it in the emote spam awards?
>Interview with a Pedophilecynthia-7.png
>>538981601Some rando male emote, certainly.
>>538981601Look up every emote name in the archives and note how many of each there are. You wouldn't believe what's the most used.
Ammar...
>>538981726They said that they would use a voice changer on me
If they have a third Saki collab, what percentage of /mjg/ will get Kodomo just to emote spam?
>>538981834the work was already done though. it's going to be some literally who male no doubt about it but i'm curious as to exactly which emote
>>538982246No way, can't stand her voiceGive me Toyone or give me death
>>538981285falseflag
>>538982246Me
>>538982317whichever male was released most recentlythough I wouldn't be surprised if there were multiple emotes at 0
>>538982246>12 characters to roll forThe banners would be a blood bath...
>>538982317>>538981601Here you go
>>538982246~70%
>>538982669tl;dr if you exclude special costume emotes, collabs and characters that were implemented less than one year ago it's takigawanatsuhiko-0.png
>>538982669Thanks. I have never seen this emote in my life
>>538982669miraibros...
>>538982669I refuse to believe this was only posted once
>time out from overthinking in south 4 as I'm first>tsumogiri deal-in instead of defending properly>not enough to overtake me>end game as 1st by 100 pointsDivine Protection.
>>538982669
>>538982669never seen this emote before
>>538982669But what about the emotes that have never been used?
>>538982958
>>538983295lmao
>>538983226This is an emote that has never been used before: Amae Kodomo with a red dot on her face.
>>538983226There are several language variants that have seen literally 0 use, but I merged all of them into one single emote filename for the purpose of counting usage.
>>538983430
>>538982868mirai "ballet" is such a sex outfit
>>538983538Yeah but does this mean every emote was only posted once or the list is only showing emotes you could find?
>>538983540Another never used emote: this is a Kakek without dots on her face.
>>538983674I went through the complete emote list and queried the archive for every single filename, so any unused emote would show up with a count of zero.Pic related
how come sara doesnt have a dot on her face
>>538983917Most of these are Japanese/Chinese/Korean variants of emotes that do get posted.
>>538983917
>>538984007That's right.
>>538984007Anon said the same thing >>538983538
>>538983951Cause she's not actually indian. She's some sort of heterochromatic mutant.
Majsoul Friends Room 68044(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=68044normal rules
>>538983951still a gypsy
oo oo aa aa aa
>>538982847>dead cat emoteno wonder
>>5389843583/4
>>538984687why is she doing the pussy licking gesture
>>538984687The pixels are subtly different
>>538983789ruined
>>538984687they removed her skeleton
>>538982669You can get the raw data here by the way:https://files.riichi.moe/mjg/mjg%20projects/emote%20usage%20data/
>>538980460>pegging
I'm cockroach milkmaxxing
I'll be kormo.
dokooooooooooo
how about we go and bully /jong/?
skribblio doko?
Majsoul Friends Room 36800(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=36800Standard rules
evens touch grassodds don't0 jong
>>5389874942/4Slow hours it seems
>>538987803I'm launching the game
>>538987494started!
>>538987494>jong roomGuess is too late to leave.
Now you remember all the opinions regarding nu-/mjg/ two years ago
>>538987803I'm tfm (toiling from home)
>>538988103Lies and slander
Some of your fags post way too much.You really made over 10000 posts in a year? What's wrong with you?
>>53898942180% of my posts are kokos
>>538989421Licking Jane's legs!
>>538989468>simian noisesFilename filtered.
>WEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL>HE AIN'T MY BOY BUT THE BROTHA IS HEAVY>GAVE AWAY MY POSSESAIONS AND MOVED INTO A CHEVY>VAN YEAH THAT'S THE MASTER PLAN
>>53898942180% of my posts are kodomos
>>538989421At an average rate of 2 threads per day we have 547500 posts per year. To make 1000 posts in that time is to be responsible for less than 0.5% of all the posts in the general.
>>538989830
HANDS REAL BIGHONBAS REAL BIG POINT LEAD REAL BIGEVERYTHING REAL BIG
Less spam, more kokos
less is more
>>538984358gg
>>538984358ggs, thank you. Cat once had very dangerous hand, but we denied, kek. Congrats to Kaguya.
I want to get off this ride!
I was going to make a friendly, but I'd rather not associate myself with whoever's posting right now, so maybe later.
A world without Koromos
https://jiggie.fun/1MjEvwmahjong
>>538987494Damn, almost got to west 4gg
>>538987494hahaha that was a hilarious room ggs
>>538987494GG, intense match!
>>538987494>avenged by my fuarkin teammateGGs
>>538994376Mates for life, yo
>>538993993The saddest world...
>>538983295I did something similar to that. A small dog ran in front of my car, I slowed down to second gear speeds but intended to run it over if it got in the way, rather than slow down even more. Probably ought to have stopped, oh well, will do that next time if the situation allows me to.
>>538995041Are you a serial killer?
>>538995041If slowing down puts your life and other lives at risk, you are forced to run over the dog, as bad as that sounds.
>>538994165ranseiiiii
>>538995194I would do that, of course. In this case there was a bit of traffic behind me, but I am sure that everyone would have stopped in time.
>>538995041If it were a cat, on the other hand, I would of course have accelerated.
Place your bets, which district wins.
>>538995853Steve dies first
Stream starting. Truck Rascals 8th and 9th moviehttps://live.fc2.com/42484861/
>>53899585312
>>538995853Fuck off, retard.
>>538995853Steve solos everyone and then gets a burger.
>>538995853I know for sure District 10 dies first.
>>538995853District 7 will win bigly
>>538995853At least make the districts make sense
>>538995853These teams are pretty random except for Steve and Lily
>>538995853There is absolutely zero reason to derail the thread with this right now.
>>538995853D8.
>>538996420The quality of the thread was too high with all the kodomo spam, so I had to bring it down a notch.
>>538996261No you see, the only team that makes sense is District 5, which is also coincidentally in the middle of the picture.This means that Steve wins.Also check out this 5 of total Steve victory
>>538996553D12 supremacy
>>538996553How about you kill yourself instead?
>>538996780>t. nyagger/sheep
>>538996553Blood sprout awakens
>>538996553>professional form filler grabs a backpack, not realizing it is empty.>sprout strangles sheep with a rope.Kek.
>>538996553>aru dumb>"good" sproutChuckled louder than I should.
>>538995853DISTRICT 8
>>538996553>it was blood sproutYeah this is over already.
>>538996553Her title is NOT the Ghostly Gooner!!!
>>538996553Based joker taking out the trash right at the start
>>538996553>Nyagger the first to die
/mjg/is entertained with so little.
>>538997162Gambler general
Total nyagger death achieved in record time.
What's with the single dude who has been throwing a hissy fit for almost 10 hours straight here? Is he mad we wouldn't join his lobby, since thats the same time the posts started?
Time to play something that isn't mahjong. See you nyaggers in 3 hours
>>538997281>bunny constructs a shack.
>>538997281Koito big escape
>>538997281Did biki die off screen?
>>538997281Who killed the 'biki?
>>538997495>>538997501She got gang banged, it was too graphic to include.
>>538997426To steal all the lolis
>>538997495>>538997501>so irrelevant you die offscreenIt's a sanma tourney reference
>>538997575I am the unknown sponsor for Hag. She is MINE only.
>>538997575>UGR sent the jongers death squad
>>538997575>5 people needed to finish off 'biki
Ninpo tracking no jutsu
>>538998129District 8 has it in the bag
>>538998129Xapitan...
>>538998129>gooner saved by mating
>>538997210More like zoomer general
>>538998129
>>538998129Ju is gonna rape Aru
>>538998360Battle Royale is Boomer thoughbeit?
>>538994165come join
>>538998594I'm sorry Kodomo, but I'm not autistic enough for jiggie. Have fun though. xenia-2.png
This brings day 2 to an end.
jiggie is jong coded
>>538998509Proof?
>>538998769>Battle Royale (Japanese: バトル・ロワイアル, Hepburn: Batoru Rowaiaru) is a Japanese dystopian horror novel by journalist Koushun Takami. Battle Royale is the first novel from Takami and was originally completed in 1996 but was not published until 1999.1999 is practically 30 years ago at this point
>>538998919That's zoomers, still.You are likely talking to a real boomer that is probably thinking you are an idiot.
>>538998721
Day 3 starts off with a bloodbath. Hag betrays her own team mates.
>>538999041>That's zoomers, stillThe youngest zoomer was like two when it came out and majority of zoomer weebs probably thinks battle royale was invented by Fortnite or something
>>538999236I'm predicting a Cynthia victory and image rehabilitation.
>>538999236>Your mom's dead! Your mom's dead!
>>538999236Yuzu is a good character.
>>538999236
>>538999236>Yuzu and Roger huddle for warmth.I wonder how their conversations went.
>>538999236Hag CHADS straight up dabbing on Kodomo SHITTERS
>>538999236Probably the Kodomo finally annoyed her teammate with ahitposting to no end so hag ditched her.Unexpected yuri of CC and Yui.
>>538995853District 12. No even a challenge.
The betrayals continue with Yuzu betraying CC. Over all a complete bloodbath.
>>539000073there can only be oneyuzu-3.png
>>539000073>meido questions her sanity.
>>539000073The night blooms with blood roses...
>>539000073the hag is too powerful
if 'miki wins i'm telling all cat seed newfriends to switch to hagnikaidoumiki-4.png
Day 4 starts off with Joseph scoring.
>casually killing everyone she meets
>>539000981Don't forget to take your vitamins
>>539000981Jongler don't do it...
Yuzu is still out for blood, ransei trips over and fucking dies, and our fuarking hero, steve, finally meets her end.
>>539001638What the fuck is wrong with Yuzu?
>>539001638YUZU AVENGE ME
>>539001638Roger
>>539001638Hag can do it
>>539001638Yuzu took matters of justice outside of mahjong.
>>539001638>Works with Steve to kill Kaavi>Betrays Steve right after and kills her
Bravo retards shitting the thread with le reddit games
>>539002304it is a fun game, sir
>>539002304le... chorizopost!
>>538999236>spares Steve>>539000981>inherits Caladbolg Rogerkeks, you're about to get so graped it's unreal.
Bravo chads elevating the thread with 4chan games.
>>539002304Nothing wrong enjoying some fantasy in my mahjong thread!
>>539001638https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9EGOup8cKU
Yuzu's bloodlust cannot be sated. With this, all of our male contestants are now out.
>>538994165nice
>>539002675malekeks....
>>539002675>can't live with the shame of killing the greatest hero of our timesAnd Yuzu is coming.
>>539002675Go hag. Kill roger.
>>538994165gg
Yuzu's reign of terror has finally been put to a end. It is now down to hag and yagi yui.
>>538994165I'm not comfortable with the fact that there's a good chance at least one of you was jerking off during this
>>539003165NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>539003165COM ON HAGSCORE SOM FOCKEN KILLS
>>539003246I kept the naughty bits for last specifically
>>539003370>0Hag will kill herself.Heaven wills it.
>>539003165>
>>539003165Hag has everything under control.
And against all odds, after nyagger got shadow realmed in E1, her teammate Yagi Yui pulls off a gyakuten. Your winner is district 1's Yagi Yui. Roger.
>>539003816Roger.
silver hair mafia strikes again...
>>539003816>explosivesFucking coward.
>>539003816this was photoshopped. Hag actually won.
>>539003816Roger yagiyui-3.png
>>539003816Rigged bullshit.I can't believe evil won.
>>539003816MIKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hag lost to snake in the popularity rankings, silver hair gang is too strong.
>>538965293notice how yagooey didn't even mention pinfu because it's impossible to translate in less than 2 sentences
>>539003816was there ever any doubt?
And these are the final placements.
>>539004131>meld double wait
>>539004131isn't the usual translation "all sequences"
Koito Big Majsoul Friends Room 21460(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=21460
>>539004283I don't have the Koito
>>539004283Started!
>>539003816https://youtu.be/mkvacpHR-MQ&t=1465
>>539004235where's the mention of only being closed and the head being a guest wind and no seat wind or dragons>>539004259where's the mention of ryanmen waits onlywhere's the mention of being worth the minimum number of fu no matter what, even on tsumo
I listen to Rock me Amadeus on repeat when playing Mahjong. I am better than you
>>539004595I only know about that from The Bloodhound Gang.
I listen to occultic voices in my head that tell me what yaku to chase and what tiles are dangerous when playing mahjong.
>>539004595It's amazing how corny old european music is.
>>539004131Basic Fu HandThere you have it>but if they don't know fu−They don't know simples either, you need to explain to newfags why 2-8 are simples
No points
Bravo /mjg/
Open pinfu may not be a yaku, but you do get fu for it.
I LOVE BEING THE DEAL IN SLUT. PLEASE MORE TSUMO AND WAITING ON THE MOST RETARDED TILES EVER PLEASE DADDY MAKE THIS HAG BEG FOR MERCY AAAAAAAAA
>>539006323and not a single post of value was lost
>>539006323serves him right for being a madoka fag
>Remembered Walpurgis Rising is coming outSuicide postponed...
>>539006323>All the amaekodomo spam was deleted>Also a gold room WWYD was deletedhmmmmmmmm....
>>539006323
>>539006323>all the straight porn deleted>the /u/shit stays upI'm noticing...
Oh yeah I saw this todayFunny thing is the pedorai that pulled this shit also tsumo'd a bullshit baiman in all last and put the Saint 3 who fought hard to get his position unceremoniously into 4th, man was also one 4th from going on yet another pilgrimage to gold roomJade room experience, there is no justice in this world, I'm drumk
>>538955696>>538955747>>538955867And yet these things are alive?
>>539007728Lesbian sex is not real sex
>>539007171People with brown skin tend to be yurifags
>>539007728kinda based
>>539007728Tribadism doesn't do it for me, one of them needs a cock
>>536798534
>>539008205Do you just search >names in the archives or something?
>>539008069Tribadism is hot because it's kind of primal.
>complaining about yuri/u/ general, newfags.
>>539008931Wrong.
>>539004283Koito big souless 2nd acceptance
If you Tsumo then you need to fucking play something else. Tsumo is NOT in the spirit of mahjong and is for defensive pussies.
>>539004283gg
>>539009284What are you smoking
I wish I knew how to play better like you fellahs, I think I am just really bad at making shapes that actually get me points.
>>539009284Riichi is for tsumo
>>539009261koito would never... say it ain't so......
>>539009000trips of trvke btfo
>>539009468All hands are guzen hands.There's no forcing in mahjong, either things come to you or they don't and fuck you.
One of these days I will write a book on how to play whimsical mahjong.
>>539010023Whats your rank?
>>539010107Adept 2
>>539010107I'm a saint in whimsiness A mere looper in actual mahjong
Majsoul Friends Room 45258(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=45258BLITZRoom theme: https://youtu.be/d50EXVUzm_E?si=rBLbynwsrvx8x6Dp
>>539010107Adept 18
>anon will never actually write WMS
>>539010023Tsuchida already beat you to the punch
>>5390102732/4
>>5390102733/4
>>539010273still 3/4, we need (you)
I'm at work
>>539010273started
>>539010273>hanner room
>>538989907>average rate of 2 threads per dayOnly happens during league.
>>538989421Add a 0 Also check out this 0
>>539004131Pinfu translates to no-points hand or peace
Why did they add the same character twice?
Koromo (fake)
>>539014708twice?
Chiori (fake)
>>539014708Her long lost twin sister
>>539010273gg
>>539010273gg thanks for joining
mikam ichioriterasak ichihoriCoincidence? I think not.
>>539014887Chitoge is the only good character here
>>539010273gg>at least 10 different tiles get me into tenpai>never draw them
>>539015164what about koromo?
>>539015454No idea who that is, can you post a pic of her?
>>539015386i like to call this iishanten nigger hell
>>539015164More like shitogay lmao
>>5389899070.5% is 1 post out of 200. That's still too much. And if found out one person were responsible for 1% of the posts here I'd be inclined to call this general that guy's personal echo chamber more so than a mahjong discussion community.
>>539016024There are only like 60 thread regulars though.
Bravo leafs
>no, you can't post too much
If you want me to stop posting so much please just help me get a jobBWEEEEEEEEH
>>539017156What are your skills?
>>539017156I can do this as long as you are fine with working for an Australian mining company in South America
>>539017316Will they cover my visa stuff? What's the pay like? Living accommodations? Necessary skills/credentials?
>>539017316I will take this job. Please give it, will fly down next weekend.
>anon never got banned for posting homussysasuga jannies
>>539017316Are you working there as well? Are you a famous X that I can circlejerk with at the job site's mahjong table?
>>539017316can I WFH?
>>539017316a job and pure flat chested latina gfs? I will be down there tomorrow
>>539017316Can I still play mahjong?
>>539017508>Will they cover my visa stuff?You need to pay it yourself but they will help you with all the paperwork>pay>Necessary skills/credentials?Depends on what you can do, there's multiple tasks, from janitors to engineers, still even the janitor makes more than enough to have a great life thanks to the prices of this country>Living accommodations?Is a 14x14 job, so you are on the mine for 14 days which has it owns apartments near it, so you get free housing, internet and food for those 14 days, after that you go back home, the company will pay the airplane tickets (like I live in the other side of the country so always have to take a 8 hours plane)>>539017940>Are you working there as well?Yeah>>539018387Sure, I play everyday
I do not dama, I do not abort rounds, I do not play sanma or ranked, I always kan, and if I do not have yaku, I lose.
>>539018651>I do not abort rounds>I always kanThese are incompatible.
>>539018782Not on my tables
>>539018569Can I just work there every day? Give me the job I come over now. How much is Visa?
Majsoul Friends Room 29427(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=29427I need 1 more for this room please
>>539019180Filled, thanks
I'm joining the /jong/ room
>>539018569Is it ok if I'm a EOP?
>>539018651Cringe, don't join my friendly rooms.
>>539018569Is there a form we can fill out to apply? I think there's many desperate NEETs here in need of jobs who are interested.
>>539019119>Can I just work there every day? No because is illegal>How much is Visa?No idea since I'm native, but with a quick google search seems that changes according to the country of origin, but seems to be only around 40 usd for the visa itself, but some of the paperwork will also cost you>>539019504Only if you go as an engineer or mechanic
Hi
No new singups?
>>539019701There's multiple actually and I'm the one that checks them so if someone applies and hiddes a /mjg/ reference on it I can get them above the rest of candidates
>>539020283An HR Stacy? On MY /mjg/?
14x14 would be so nice instead of the 26x4 I'm doing
>>539020283>look up Australian mining companies in South America>There's over 10 of themThat's more than I have fingers! Which form do I fill?
>>539021023BHP Chile
>>539021161Can I get the job if I don't know spanish?
>>539021553As I said >>539019729 if is one of those two then yes, we have hired people that only know english, but you will still be expected to learn it with time or risk getting replaced
Evens sweetOdds savory 0 drink
the job market is so dire that I have a better chance at getting a job here...
>>539021775I will go over illegally and just ask for janitor job in shitty spanish in person. I will mention my name is Kodomo so you know it's me. See you soon.
>>539022158I feel that hard in Canadian. Been a business manager over seeing an entire branch, and now nothing XD
>>539017986how can a janitor wfh
>>5390223834chan janitors do it
>>539022383Traveling maid, it's just not your home
>>539021775I can't read Spanish. Can I just cold-email you my resume and you find some shitty position to slot me in? I have no engineering-related licenses nor any experience working in mines btw.
>>539022428lol'd
Mahjong?
>>539022594mahjong is an expensive hobby
>>539022594This is a work place board, not a place for boring car games.
What's the most iconic mahjong tile? 1p, or chun?
>>539021775>read openings>at least 3 years of experience>5-10 years of experience>license class B (two years old)>Accreditation X requiredMahjong.
>>539022696The shitbird
>>539022696Ton
>>539022696ICONIC
>>539022776I'm from Chile too, completely unrelated to the other guyJust apply bro, that shit's a wishlist and if the other guy says he can get you in then it doesn't matter at all, only the B class license would be obligatorily to have and that's just a standard driver's license for four-wheeled civilian vehicles (cars)
Majsoul Friends Room 63365(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=6336510s notips
>>539023713What are tips?
>>539023940no highlights to quickly check discarded tiles , no wait info and I think something else I forgot
>>539023940Dora shining, highlighting discards, the game telling you your waits.
>>539024120>>539024086uhoh
>>5390237132/4
I only play games that make me angry. Its also not my fault.
>>539024947I can't play without tips, sorry senpai
>>539023713closed, fuck (YOU) except for that one anon that came
>>539025642I was about to join!
No tips? I'm not j*wish, so I can't join.
>no tips bold of you to assume I don't totally suck at this game...
>>539025642I'm at work, try making rooms when I'm not at work
Majsoul Balloom 54422(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=544222 han minimum. Guests are requested to arrive in appropriate ballroom attire (fancy gowns for female jyanshi, suits with ties for males) but not required to.
>>539026219Hag
sawako kitami tamaroom doppiyan doppiyan
>>5390262193/4>>539026340and proud of it!
I am about to be bullied in this lobby.
>>5390262194/4 ready up hoshino
>>539019180GGs, thanks for coming
>>539019180ggstrongest community in the west
>>539006761All these deleted posts other than porn? Bratella
>weekly rotation limitless memesura will be gone in 22 hours
Good, memesura is retarded
>>539028247retarded means soul
Bros, the Dora doesn't count for han minimums.... I fucked up....I am the RETARD
4 han minimum local yaku blitz no tips open hand separates the men from the boys
queueing for memesura at :10
>>539028436That's why 4 han minimum rooms are cancer.
>>539028247Memesura is the ultimate friendly format. It promotes riichi over dama, doesn't punish you as much for pushing, folding is nonexistent, gomite don't ruin the round for everyone else (and punish the "winner" in the end if other players get a better hand), 1v1 are even more fun during oikake riichi in the end, yakuman hands are easier to get, etc. Basically everything people complain about when someone plays seriously during friendlies doesn't exist in memesura.
I make a comeback! I believe in the flow of the Hag!
>reds don't countHAN LIMITS SUCK, THIS HAND IS FUCKING GOOD
Attention: I won my memesura game
>2han minimum>calling
>>539029235STOP going for yakuhai nomi
>>539029332Is that what I am missing?>>539029423NO!
Doras are yakus. You can't change my mind.
>>539028604ggsorry for giving you three jihai you immediately discarded that one turn
The hag gave up.
I HATE MAHJONG
>>539029761You've got the wrong anon
>>539029876No you don't
Born to fill forms, forced to play mahjong.
born to 'owo whats this'forced to 'with regards to my previous message'
Hag bros, the flow got good as soon as I stopped playing her
Memesura is for milking coppers out of retards who think it's like regular yonma and treat Charleston as their first three discards.
>>539031259pure coincidence
>>539031342I only do it to farm gifts and hearts. Same with Chinese mahjong but it's dead at the moment
>>539028912You can fold in asura, I've won pinfu or tanyao nomi hands to avoid a big tsumo payout
Isn't it better to farm gifts and hearts in ranked?
>>539031502i queued1/4
>>539031723Just logged off but I can play one more match.
>>539031874need 2 more anons for chinkjong!
>bloodfart skirmish
>>539031618memesura matches can be faster than sanma and they give you rewards above silver, but below goldit's a good reward/time ratio and you don't lose rank
guys, please queue chinkjong, we can do chin kinkoutyao together
>>539032348no....
I FORGOT TO FILL OUT THE FORM FOR THE SANMA TOURNEY
I'm going to grinch the regular tourney
there are achievements for meme yakus!
Turns out Cat chads dab on Hagbabas
>>539026219ggsRin is negative flow.
>>539026219GGs another elegant ballroom
>>539026219ggs ichihime-10.png>>539032348let's play chinkjong together
>>539026219GG very fun, gotta learn how to not rely on yakuhai
>>539032845well, let's, it's still 2/4
>>539032724Rin is for cocky emote spamming then dealing into the majority of the game's hands
>>539033029Scandalous emote.
>>539033029HARAMASEORAAAA
>all yakuless winswell chinkjonged, /mjg/, truly well chinkjonged
>>539034181i was aiming for ronchiitoi it the last round...
chinkjongchad I kneel...
>>539034181At least I tried going for chiinitsu twice but I am a lucklet
>>539034181>think my hand has 3 yaku>yakuless
>>539034770how many games of chinkjong has he played
>>539034770crazy that he's actually a jap and not a chink
>>539034770What the fuck.
>>538983295Lol
>>539034770>Daisuushi>Tsutan>Tsuuiisou
>2 afkersThat's enough for me
>>539034929>>539034964that's not even chinkjong, he probably got it in regular memesura
>>539035415yeah, that was dishearteningi felt a little bad going for tenpai settlement, but that's chinkjong meta for you
I still can't get over how sex the sakis in bunny outfits are.I wish Ritz drew like that.
Where the fuck is my Saki collab announcement? its been 5 days fucking yostar where is it
>he thinks it's going to be a saki rerun
Saki collab 3 will be shit anyway. They won't give us Hatsumi cunny or cunnyhero
Which anime is best for upgrading my mahjong flow?
>sakilets
>>539036441just because!
>>539036381>he thinks it will be kaguya trash rerun>>539036427what about tacoscunny theres a high chance
>>539036427I just want my wife Kuro...
>>539037095more like kuso, useless slut only good for her sex appeal
Too poor to throw out food so I'm risking poisoning
A 3rd Saki collab surely means more Sakis in bunnysuits
>>539037241Precisely!
>>539037095>a hanakana character that is not stevePlease do it Fu Ji, I'll open my wallet.
A 3rd Saki collab surely means koromo rooms where we all show up as koromo and spam amaekoromo-0 the whole time.
>>539037295Aren't the characters in Saki high schoolers? Why would they be in bunny suits? Sorta weird
>>539037095I think so far, all the characters except for maybe Hisa's concubine are from the top most popular in the polls. Kuro isn't among those.
>>539037339Oh shit is she voiced by hanakana? i thought having her would waste a slot but now im interested
>>539037339>>539037650https://files.riichi.moe/mjg/game%20resources%20and%20tools/Saki%20Vita/yaku%20voicelines/Kuro/fan_jiulianbaodeng.mp3
>>539037339>a hanakana character that is not steveThats true they wasted hanakana on steve and even made her do a deep voice
>>539037541They are sex incarnate, they wear it as if it were their skin.
>>539037541Why wouldn't they be in bunnysuits?
They should release a Steve 2
the bunny outfits are actually pure sex
ENTER
I regret not playing mahjong in early 2020s
They gave fate animated outfits what if they give all the 12 saki characters animated outfits?
>>539037541We like sexy children in this thread
Imagine if they added touhous to Mahjong Soul, I would want to be rinnosuke
>>539038145How does that even stay up?
>>539038206Saki aired in 2009.
>>539038287out of ten!
>>539038273glue
If Date did any work for Yostar recently it's going to be a Saki re-run
>>539038145Nothing beats this though. Nothing.
>>539038231nice marketing fuji
>>539038206You would be close to suicide today if you looped for the last 5 years
>>539038436cutest butt in the game
>>539038436>grape juiceI meantechnically.
>>539038273topless dresses use a wire frame to maintain their shape and not flop over, plus a hidden elastic strap that wraps around the chest/midsection to keep it in place.
>>539038436it's small
>>539038606by far
>>539038669Im afraid to ask h-how do you know
>>539038792isn't this like common knowledge? I believe it's been said in various cosplay anime
>>539038867>isn't this like common knowledgeno, and i thought you were going to say that you are a crossdresser or something
Koito.
Beating up Koito!
>>539038792I'm a fashion designer. yes, I'm a man. No, I'm not a troon/gay. I just like designing clothes. I mostly work on shoes or men's clothing, but I have done work for women's fashion.
>>539039245I beg your pardon?
AAAAIIIIEEEE I'M SORRY KOITO-SAMA I'LL NEVER TRY TO GO AGAINST YOU EVER AGAIN
>>539039368I didn't mean it, Koito-sama. It was a jest!
>>539038436Alright, I will watch Saki
>>539039368s-sorry...
dumb Shartias
Another Koito victory.
But Koito didn't realize she hitted Sheentia too hard...
Meds
>>539034770holy fucking shit
>>539039936Here's to you, Nicola and Bart
Koito, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to talk to a lawyer for advice before we ask you any questions. You have the right to have a lawyer with you during questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be appointed for you before any questioning if you wish. If you decide to answer questions now without a lawyer present, you have the right to stop answering at any time.takanashihinata-2.png
>>539040275>>539040275>>539040275
This is where I would post an image
>>539035862>>539038145>>539038436holy moly
>>539040293>page 7
>>539040637Janitor applications are now being accepted
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