Previous: >>538955309>Game News (EN)Current Rate Up: Seiun Sky (3*), Silence Suzuka (SSR), Tamamo Cross (SSR)9/7 - 9/17: CM Gemini Cup - Kyoto 3200m, right, spring, sunny, firm9/11 - 9/23: Legend Race9/21 - 10/4: Story EventTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>Game News (JP)Current Rate Up: Still in Love (3*), Espoir City (3*) Stay Gold (SSR), Admire Groove (SSR), Daiichi Ruby (SSR), Biko Pegasus (SSR)9/8 - 9/18 Agnes Tachyon's Factor Research9/22: CM Classic - Kyoto 2000m, right, autumn, sunny, firmOctober: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m, left, autumn, cloudy, firmNovember: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m, left, autumn>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd cour will air on 10/5Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19Guest Starring:Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/>Thread CirclesJP: ウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)EN: https://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)https://rentry.org/umapog
Mare pussy
>>538973845
THE GOAT
>right loses to lefti wasn't even blocked. from the mid race they were both just running way ahead of all the other horses, i don't understand how this could've happened except that i didn't proc spurt EXCEPT HE DIDN'T HAVE SPURT EITHER SO WHAT THE FUCK? i wasn't even close, the goldship on the left was literally getting further and further away even during the last few seconds of the race AND THEN THE NEXT MATCH IS THE EXACT SAME GOLDSHIP OVERTAKING ME IN THE LAST LEG AGAIN HOW IS THIS EVEN STATISTICALLY POSSIBLE I GET THIS GUY OR A GUY WITH THE EXACT SAME SHIT HORSES TWICE AND LOSE TO TWICE IN A ROW i'm quitting if this happens one more FUCKING time
Fujin Kiseki is so cute it makes my chest acheWhy did I spend all that carots on Seiun Sky AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
kimi no aiba ga
>>538974550>he failed the secret guts check
>>538974550you can run out of stam with right
I respect her a lot
this thread will be better
I like Air Groove
Just give up already.
She can get out of hand sometimes.
How many of you got eliminated?
>>538974550you need both of your stam skills to proc, otherwise you dont have enough stam
>>538974316CunnyInc. has 3 spotsA+ rank clubanyone can join, just put /uma in your profile so we know youre from here
yada
kek
>>538974563what a cute husband>>538974673what a DISGUSTINGLY sexy housWIFE!
>>538974550UH "1200 STAMINA + 3 GOLD RECOVERIES IS A GASLIGHT" BROS... WHAT IS THIS?
>>538974673Now post a good image of her
Next month I'll make a semi retiree club for those of us waiting for QoL and are willing to do the bare minimum upkeep like doing your dailies and shoe trading, things along those lines. Any takers?
>>538974697I should hope nobody here actually got eliminated...
>>538974603>>538974715>>538974763yeah, great! except when i run my 1000/1200 goldship with long A i get overtaken by some dickbag with 800 stam because of course HE doesn't ever run out of stamina
>>538974737Show skills
im trying to make mile curren work but her affinity is so shit it is not even funny
>>538974862do whatever you want then
>>538974838...
>>538974563can't wait not to get her with my daily pulls :(
>>538974737>S Longlets
>>538974905fine i'll uninstall. give danchou my regards
Favorite distance?Favorite style?Favorite weather?uma butt
>>538974737>no S affinity you're literally throwing
here's to another fenomenal thread *clink*
iMPORTANT /uma/ GEMINI CUP ROUND 1 POLLiMPORTANT /uma/ GEMINI CUP ROUND 1 POLLhttps://strawpoll.com/XOgOVbMB4n3https://strawpoll.com/XOgOVbMB4n3https://strawpoll.com/XOgOVbMB4n3iMPORTANT /uma/ GEMINI CUP ROUND 1 POLLiMPORTANT /uma/ GEMINI CUP ROUND 1 POLL(remember to write a funny shitpost on this CM/your results)
>King Halo's race against everyone from golden generation during senior Arima Kinen>Narita Brian challenging all formidable umas in hard mode>All past derby winners in a race during main story chapter 3>Teio holding up each fingers for each classics that she won, up to three for classic triple crown.Are there anymore kino moments or races that I'm not aware of?
>>538974812sounds like umagg
>>538975224
>>538974737Kek at retards mistaking that whale's umas with your based A rank golshi.
>>538975096My boyhusband
cute gamer armpits
Can someone explain to me the Turf / Dirt stuff IRL? do you litereally make horses race only on certain types of field for their whole career? arent there horses who did both?
>>538975328I have never seen this midget win a race
>>538975224>>538975269
I'm honestly surprised she has 2 wins considering this account is built like shit which means it's horses are also built like shit
>>538975062kwab
>>538975403
>>538974737>600+ wit to compensate for End C>or running as Pace/Late (kek)glue that rudolf bro
>>538975229I'll just make my way there next month or whenever they have space then, seeing how only a tiny fraction of /uma/ thinks this way (which is a good thing)
>he is """""parentfarming"""""
>>538975572I'd shut her piehole in a physical manner of speaking.
>>538975547don't come crying to me asking me to come back. and i know you will
>>538974812Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't this most clubs here? I joined one recently and maybe half actually do more than bare minimum
>>538975580the only rule we really have (currently) is trading, dailies, and staying under rank 1000. so depending on how lazy (or sweaty) things get, a VERY easily achieved target.
narcissist much??
>>538975393Falcon jobbing on turf and goes smurfing on dirt. Agnes digital do both. Mainly owner try to fit the horse strength instead and japan turf has higher prize so it makes sense to do that instead of dirt.
my queenmy mcqueen
>>538974316>B~B+ rank club>shoe tradingAlmondLove has 3 spots for like-minded active players. Reply with your ID for a fancy scout
>>538974563>tfw want both fuji and hishi
there are 10 red shoes requests in our clubwhy are there 10 red shoes requests in the club
>>538974550were there any debuffers around?
Why her event chain drains energy every time? Is she some kind of uma-succubus?
>>538975901https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZ9D05ll2Rw
Any late surger players that did some CM3 lobbies? Do you manage to pop iron/red shift at proper time? Are corner speed skills good after position keeping ends?
>>538975598>R suzukaLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>538975901OH GREAT IT'S 12 SHOES NOW
Digitan LOVE
>>538975901
>>538974737>no third recoveryYeah i can beat that golshi
>>538976015based retard
>>538975901Since I got spooked by Falcon the red menace no longer affects me
>>538975719The clubs in A or above all have monthly fan quotas, that's about the only "rule" but I'd rather not even do 3 borrowed runs at this point without spark reroll as things stand.>>538975740That still sounds reasonable, not a retiree hangout but the next best thing. May we meet soon then.
is maru the best to farm a mile spark because its the only distance she has A on? or am i retarded? if so whos the best if it even matters (i cant use oguri i already have a 3 mile oguri i want to use as parent)
>>538976237makes sense
>>538974862Uma is a game where you're trying to maximize your win rate, sometimes you have to decide between a reliable uma with a low ceiling or (multiple) unreliable uma with a high ceiling. The reason people are expected to run 2-3 frontrunners each in frontrunner meta is that the strategy is inherently unreliable because only the leader into the last leg is going to get the busted skills that give them the win. You're just getting a small taste of a meta where reliability tradeoffs exist (as opposed to CM1 where whoever had the highest power golshi just won and getting reliable HP wasn't even a tradeoff).>>538975062Get filtered kek.
mcqueen ryona:>Goal incompleteTeio ryona:>beatings>leg fractures>throwing coffee at her>ntr>suicide
>>538976237Maru is basically unfuckable by other umas.
IT'S A NEW DAY
new day
>>538975393There are who did both like Agnes Digital and Oguri in the regional but from what I know it depend on the shape of the horses' hooves and how they handle dirt kickback, but the most important thing is the pedigree. Also funnily enough King Halo also tried racing in dirt once and he jobbed even harder than in turf kek.
it's a new day
>>538976237she has bad affinity tho
Air Groove took my virginity
>>538974697Had a 4-1 run which put me in group A, but otherwise it's mostly been 1-4 runs and a couple 2-3 runs. So I'm not optimistic, but maybe I'll get lucky.
>>538975976It's not fair that I get to see her all the time and I'm quickly drained, I want to feel warmth between these mountains
>>538976369>>538976306i forgot about that (was a problem with my groundwork runs)i guess ill just take my chances with vodka or something
>>538976458Teio, while having no mile is highly fuckeable by both vodla and daiwa desu.
TEIO!
>>538974719If I leave my current club will there still be a spot for me by tomorrow? It's cutting it close to the cutoff
>MUUURIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>538976190Umagg has a spot right now due to someone being inactive for a week, hopefully can get you in before the two week cut off coming soon.
>>538976704Doto's face always gets me
>>538976190>ut I'd rather not even do 3 borrowed runs at this point without spark reroll as things stand.I understand. I had friends quit over hearing this fact too which is perfectly understandable. I can only meet the quota because I don't care much for getting sparks outside my 3 borrows so I just enjoy the career mode.
just enoughno statue needed
Steam is wallet my credit card (mastercard) wallet add ins, so I wanted to check if anyone else is experiencing that right now.
I was Pokke's first
>>538976190>not a retiree hangout but the next best thingOriginally I was hoping to get in the OG club, but I wasn't based enough for that, so me landing in umagg turned out to be the best thing possible. It's super chill (for now) and there seems to be no bullshit drama.
>>538977057The Umabomber...
>>538974427Dust bunny wife
>>538977051>Steam is wallet my credit card (mastercard) wallet add ins
>>538977092thank you anon i really needed that laugh to wake me up :)RACING SOCIETY AND ITS CONSEQUENCES
>>538977051Steam declining my credit card, my bad. I put wallet for some reason.
When making parents, is it an issue if you use a borrow that you're intending to use as the second final parent? Like, if the same uma is both parent and grandparent for your ace does that screw you at all
>>538977051>Steam is wallet my credit card (mastercard) wallet add inshttps://youtu.be/DrKmo0YAZEo?t=7
>>538977051>>538977156just use paypal
>>538976837Time to correct Narita Brian
>5* mile across parents, 10* total>vodka instead inherits a random 3* pace chaser from a grandparent three runs in a rowwhat a great mechanic I love it
>>538977076>(for now)It will remain so, otherwise the club will implode
>>538972053>Tell me again, Why is Haru Urara enrolled here?they hated Uma A because she spoke the truth
>>538976414It’s the freckles. Every damn time.
>>538974737Holy giga whale
How does the Taishin Cancer Cup work?
>>538977051My cards always get declined when I try to buy anything, I have to use the wallet for every purchase.
>Mayano is 3* now:D>now I have to train a new one for TTD:
Remember to do your daily pulls.
>>538977371She was definitely glued after that
>get brocked>end runhaving 0 clocks is suffering
>>538977379aw2akDon't be weak when you notice the freckles, you won't be able to resist.
>>538977636How the fuck are you at 0?
>>538977371Popularity issue. Maybe she should try getting people to be her fans instead of seething like a bitch
>>538977023Same, with a few extra stars to spare.
>>538977343>otherwise the club will implodeThat's my hope. I like how chill it is, allowing me to do my "bare minimum" bullshit, by which I mean 3 runs a day, without having to min max fans.
*rapes you*
I'M SAFE
>>538977636>0 clocks in 2025/09
should I take 2 additional days to try and get a second end closer ace (mayano) for finals, in case golshi doesn't trigger her spurt?or should I continue farming my 9* groundwork seiun parent for cancer?I guess what I'm asking is has mayano even a chance to win a race?
>>538977693i lost like 60 trying to farm groundwork at a 2 star mayano with a shitty hints deck and bad stat parents (for groundwork hints). i am done with that now but the damage is done
>>538972513jej, i know king halo won't tolerate me laughing at haru urara being racist but jej nonetheless
>>538977813>120 tokai teio starsSo close....
>>538977693>>538977813nta, but by playing the game, not giving up on every 2nd run that isn't going your way. not everyone here is a hyper autist that thinks to know the meta inside and out, or gets career runs served to him on a platter.
Just one question about white sparks.If my parents and grandparents have a white spark skill and i buy that skill on the horse i'm training, does that make it more likelly that i will get that skill white spark at the end of the run?
small but big :')
>>538977836im in the exact same situation as you>stomp 20/20 on 1st day at odd time>its all 9-5 dads with B rank umas>queue up 2nd day exactly at reset to play against actual good players>3/5 in first set>instant loss the second goldship doesnt proc spurt/recoveryoguri just cant carry against decent goldshipsim thinking a backup taishin or seiun is necessary
I've done so many runs that failing is barely an issue and even then, I just use my free pull every so often.
>>538977893Halo is probably one of the biggest racist in tracen
>>538977920ganbare
In the uma world, little girls put posters of their favorite umas on their bedroom walls. And the mechanics putsposters of their favorite umas in bikini on their workshop walls
If I marry King Halo, do we automatically adopt Haru Urara as our kid?
alrighttime to queue
>>538978035Imagine what you could do to her small body
for me, it's Gold Ship
holy rngesus
>>538978209they REALLY want you to know how small she is
People are actually using my Seiun's seed... Which one should I MLB first, anons??? I don't know which is better
>>538978152Uuuuuh, I thought Teio didn't have feelings for (me)?
>>538978192You also get Rice Shower for free. And since you have Rice, Bourbon shows up from time to time too to raid your fridge
>>538978181Sailors and navy rank-and-file put posters of pin-up umamusume in bikini on their quarters walls. Do you think armies would have umamusume do pin-ups and performances for extra benefits?
Teio take the hint, I don't like you
Teio loves her trainer
teio teio teio
>>538978498
Teio has osteoporosis
I eat Teio
Teio is a male boy stallion horse with a tiny flared pp like a mini bad dragon and he exists to put in skirts and emasculate.
>>538974905I think he should eat his vegetables actually
>>538978280>>538978035>small staturethis is a translation errorin the japanese original, it's says child-like body
>>538978280
>>538978569giwtwm
Teio would die if she gave birthHer body is not fit for birthing a child
>B cityQUEUE NOW
Teio knows where you live, Teio knows what you post
>>538978569this is someone's son
>Teio mentioned>Teio posting begins
Post Umamusume you've gone to the onsen with. For now I favorite-d them since there's no filter for epithets yet.
>>538978620holy shit that jockey is fucking HUGE on that Taishin
>>538978658Nice try. I'm not queueueuing for another 3 hours at least.
Teio?
Teio doesn't have good lewds
I want Teio to rape me and trap me in her basement
>>538978772Teio is getting old...
>>538978801this is a good thing
I am going to finger Teio's cunt, pleasure Teio's clit, lick Teio's pussy, massage Teio's labia, and stimulate Teio's vagina until she almost dies from cumming too much.
>>538975901Put 20 red shoes inGet 20 red shoes outThe cycle continues
>>538978954
>>538977953ye
What are good SR power cards for Late Surgers in CM3?
>finally going to have my first win on my last run>Gold Ship springs from last to first
>>538979126Nino should have fucking won. I'm still mad.
>>538974510Cause fuck nintendo
>>538979126I’ve had those moments last night. McQueen was just tens of meters from the finish until goldship just sniped the win from out of nowhere
so far so good
Hello globalfags, we have a major Irish race day today if you're interested.https://www.fancode.com/horseracing/tour/irish-champions-stakes-2025-18902476/matches/irish-champions-stakes-2025-134062/live-match-infoThe highlight for JP side today is the Royal Bahrain Irish Champion Stakes where Shin Emperor, a hors owned by the CEO of Cygays, is running. He's one of the Japanese contender for the Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe this year.
>>538979169more teio feet
>>538978620are loli umas also small in real life
>>538979253Nintendo's out there patenting every game mechanic they can under the sun. Truly Japanese businessman grindset.
What the fuck you mean one circle stamina? I literally can't go higher
>>538979482nicethanks keibafag
>>538979482Thanks my nigga
>>538979482how long from now until the race starts?
>>538979560your guts
>>538979669thx teiobro
>>538979560each circle representsspeedstam + powerguts + wit
>>538979560>Only SS+ StamPathetic
>>538979810Stallionbros... how can we compete?
umamusume is a golshi game
>THIS taishin is the paddock's #1 faveWow the judges must be from /uma/ from how much they're glazing Taishin
>>538979110Helios
so many B+ horses...
>>538979791what is the logic behind this
>>538979716The next race is the TonyBet Solonaway Stakes (GII) at 16:55 BST, and the Irish Champion Stakes (GI) is at 17:30 BST.
>>538979962>logic behind thisSorry, I thought we were talking about umamusume.
>>538979962to not make 5 circles I guess?
How often would you say you encounter a debuffer in CM2?
but /uma/ told me you must go to graded league if you can make B+ horses instead of open league
>>538979887and that's a good thing!
I nutted inside my uma and I can't see her with the same eyes while she races
Real question, /uma/. Which one?
>>538980136a little misinformation never hurt anyone
>>538979908someone told me that score is what influences the favorites but clearly it isnt because I'm running a team of 3 A+s and the judges always give #1 favored to some shitter
>>5389794302/4
>>538980132From my experience about 4 out of 5 rounds
Quitting the game at the end of the month due to shitty gacha luck>EvensI leave my club after rewards go out>OddsI leave right before the tally and cause them to lose a rank
>>538980257if bottom fails, run is ruined
>>538979519I'd just like to say that Matikanetannhauser(also known as Mambo)(also known as Machitan)(also known as Omachi-san) is the cutest there is and it is my mission to make her the happiest.
>>538980257bottom on parent runs, top on ace runs
>>538980210Because she isn't that little innocent Uma when you first scouted her trainer-san, you made her a woman now so take responsibility.
>>538979908I can top this>end closer top gun>not even A end closer >those stats>I have a 1200/1200 (S long) that's 3rd rated
>>538980389>Golshi>Parent runsDo people actually do this?
>>538980437villain evolution
DON'T JUST "OHAYOU" MEWHERE'S THE GODDAMN SHOE REQUEST
>>538980470she has good affinity with most long runners
>>538980571I have enough shoes right now thanks :-)
>>538980571>requests dirt shoes
>>538974872Rice Shower is improved by Mihono Bourbon's outfitBourbon improves Rice's outfit
This adds up to 90%, right?
I have literally never won a single CM race
How are you supposed to get a gold recovery on your mile ace if they don't have one naturally and you're using a power / speed deck? Just pray for BoFA or are you just forced to still borrow a creek?
post cm3 umasi wanna see what do go for
>>538980959But did you try to win one
>>538978620How can this be competitive? She would have to lift so much more rider than any other horse.
>>538981026
>>538980290SHIT I TRIPLE CHOKED3/4
>>538980976Your Vodka card bro?
how are we holding up free2play bros
>>538980959>
Does R2 start today?
>>538981086600 stam???fuck dude that is what was used in taurus, wtf
>>538981265pretty good, only got the ticket packs and a monthly but I've been f2p for awhile now
>>538981086Mihono Bourbon is fucking dead
Teio is sniffable
>>538981409she was never that good honestly
>>538978340Don't forget Opera will also show up to dote on Urara and since Opera shows up so does Doto and of course that means Doto will bring her underling Taiki along with her.
>>538981086How the fuck do I get Seiun Sky to S mile?
>>538979482Next race is starting soon.
>>538980132Like at least 1 debuffer in 4/5 races. It's a massive difference compared to CM1 where there's a debuffer every round and atleast 2-3 not counting mine.Numbers is probably going to drop even more for Round 2 and Finals A because everyone has alteast 1k + 2 gold so debuff is barely gonna do shit. 3 aces is just better to multiply chances of winning
>>538981086this feels like disinfo
>>538981593with sparks retard, even smart falcon is on that lis who has it way harder than hergod damn fatefags are old AND stupid
>>5389815934 mile stars then hope for inspiration spark
>>538981086Does Vodka in Late actually perform?
Is flowery maneuver good for gemini cup? Specifically on golshi
Decisions decisions
>>538981079well, taishin did not win more than 1 G1
>>538981086>S tier are Suzuka, Falco, Taishin, Bakushin, Seiun>only 2 are umas everyone hasIs this the first CM where that's true? Golshi's been the dominant uma in the first two CM's.
>>538981350600 stam is slightly excessive in terms of how much stam you actually need, but that info sheet is fucking retarded because the point is to reach at least 601 stam to hit the secret speed buffthe secret speed buff sounds like misinformation but it's real
Cute
>>538978697I’ve probably transferred quite a few without realizing it
>>538981881>>only 2 are umas everyone has...2?
>>538981942but it is not 600 staminait is 550-600 so it cannot be about the secret speed buff
>>538981137>5-5 5-5 2-5 4-5you can queue now
how's everyone's Gemini going? Post your results! I thought I would giga-job this CM (just LOOK at my mediocre Golshi!) but I'm honestly shocked at how many races I've won. This has been a lot of work, but the payoff of winning even a few races has made it worth it. What a fantastic game, I love umas so much it's unreal.
>>538981881Scarlet and Pasa are also there.
>>538981881Everyone has Suzuka gro
>>538982043as i said, that info sheet is retarded, he probably saw 601 stam for front runner and then reduced the stam for less hungry roles without realising why 601 stam is important
>>538982075is that a debuffer wonder
>>538982161Breasts too big.
>>538982086You will be denied a single win in round 2 and you will not get anything from the finals.
>>538982016My mistake, should have been 3, not 2>Bakushin>Pasa>Daiwaall players have those
>>538981881Bold of you to assume I have Suzuka
>need tenno sho spring banners to get sky to potential 5>keep losing
>>538982358ever tried not losing?
>>538981265I'm betraying you and buying a pack when my paycheck comes in
>>538982086I dont think you will like mine
>>538982358Genuinely how do you lose as a front runner?
>>538981942>600 stam is slightly excessive in terms of how much stam you actually needisn't the recommended stamina for mile races 800?
>>538981086if 600 stamina is not enough does that mean the /uma/ guide is correct with stats? im confused
>>538982396>>538982486no stam because not running stam cards for skill sparks
>>538982194yesimported from CM1 because I'm a lazy fuckshe looks fine anyway
Feels good bros
>>538982560Of course the /uma/ guide is correct.
>>538982625perfection...
>>538982265maybe so, but winning so much is already worth it. I giga-jobbed Taurus, lost almost every single race and it was very discouraging. I did a lot more preparation for this one, and it's paid off. I'm pretty happy even though my aces are fairly mediocre. It's what I could do with 3 borrows/day and f2p deck lacking mlb kita, after all.
>>538982086Not great, not terrible, still got me a 5/5 win yesterday night and a place at group A
>>538982683what do you need so much speed for
>>538982712stop gaslighting
>>538982625
>>538982683>getting that many debuffs while still getting to 1k speed and double Sthis is secretly an S rank uma in disguise wtf
>>538981086when I refine this with better skills, mile S and more power you niggas are done for
>>538982464I hope I don't go up against you, I will lose for sure. Please keep your scary whale Golshi far, far from me
>>538982835???
is the 601 stam + 301 guts giving stat bonus a gaslight or real?
>>538982778I think I was just chasing after hints but they keep parking on speed training
>>538982464>1200/1200/800holy fuck it must be nice to be a whale
why are people posting mambo lewdsive NEVER seen lewds of her till today
>>538982959mambo...
>>538982892A whale Golshi? Ooookay...
chiyo chiyo chiyo chiyono o
Finally got her unlocked, time for the race mines.
umamusume is highroll game
Aruv getting a real mommy to learn what love is
>>538982959>BaleetedI didn't get a chance to open it...
>>538982992You can read about it in the ref doc
someone post that comic of air groove getting a freudian slip about having kids with torena
>>538983279you missed it, that was a damn sexy mambo
What do I do with club points now that McQueen is done?What do I do with friend points now that Urara is done?do either get new stuff later?
what did she mean by thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TzwNhxG74o
>>538981265if I had $$ to burn I'd burn it on UM so fastbut I don't so I haven't. My progress will be infinitesimal, sadly. >monthly gibs are practically irrelevant if you want to spark more than once per six monthsso I've pretty much given up on sparking, will just save for 10-pulls and do 1 uma pull for each 5 card pulls when there's an uma I hope for.
Why is Professor of Curvature good and Corner Connoisseur considered bad?
>>538981265Gonna have both MLB Kita and Creek once anni comes around so im golden.
>>538981265I was thinking about buying the 1500 jewels + tenpull ticket packs. Then i saw they are 20$, not 10. I alt f4'd
>Yo, trainer! Come over to guts training for a sec, I wanna show you something crazy!>Huh? Bro you're so cooked lmao, I don't care if we're at the beach! Aren't you hintmaxxing? You see this exclam above my head?>Whaaa? You mean ALL the other girls at on speed rn? Dude, stop being cringe... it'll take two secs, promise!>Uhh, hello? Earth-to-trainer? What's taking you so long? Stop being such a vibe assassin, come over here!>YESSS! I knew you'd come around eventually, this is gonna be sooo LIT! I literally can't wait to see your reaction, your boomer brain is gonna be like, "whoa!" or something!>>Gained 3 hint level(s) for Sympathy.
>>538982086limit of what my shitty deck can achieve, not bad I guess
I feel like I've gotten groundwork from oguri like at least 80% of my runs. Maybe I just ditch getting groundwork from inheritance because I really need more front stars for el
>>538983103less likely to be a whale, I'll admit. You could have gotten really lucky and rerolled for Kita.
>>538981265>how are we holding up free2play brosUp to 36,000 carats for the Kitasan rerunI can't use more than 3 speed support cards in career because I don't have any
>>538983513ts pmo ngl senpai
>>538983467Random target speed boost = usually at least someone helpfulRandom acceleration boost = very rarely helpful
>>538982625>uses the same bazooka on the trainer>he didn't appearit's over...
>>538981086for f2p and lazy anons who don't want to front run meta, 2 late/end + bakushin front to cuck the frontrunners is the next best comp
>>538983467you're either acceleration or you're at top speedon corner 1 you will always be at max speedyou almost always want velocity on corner 1you never want acceleration on corner 1every point on a track where velocity is good, acceleration is uselessevery point on a track where acceleration is good, velocity is useless
i don't think it's appropriate for a grown man to be touching a young ripe teenage body even if they beg for umassages
>>538983061I have a very similar goldship got extremely lucky. 150 less stamina and 50 less guts but an S Long. I only have 3LB KB and 1 LB Creek and had to borrow a MLB Tosho. The game is just an RNG fiesta.
>>538975974air groove. but i was running 2 debuffers myself and they both had stamina eater proc>>538976274that's a lot of words to say uma is a luck game. don't act like this is some risk management sim like xcom
>>538983467Curvature improves positioning in the race. Connoisseur, unless it coincides with your uma's final acceleration, will do nothing, since you aren't accelerating mid-race.
>>538983554Yup,i rolled on 3 Kita opener.Not gonna lie,if rainbows havent stopped dropping on my second best run, you would be cursing me right now.
>>538982161No Suzuka = brick
>>538983513Trainers aren't allowed in the dorms, bwo...
SR Palmer is so good, anyone shilling Biwa over her deserves to be banned permanently
When farming sparks for green skills do I want the single or double circle version?
>>538983467acceleration without increase in target speed is wasted. increase in target speeds usually happen late-race only. there are much better acceleration skills that happen exclusively during late race, although they're all uniques you have to inherit.
>>53898384220% chance to be inherited at one circle, 25% at double circleup to you to determine whether the extra points is worth that extra 5% (on top of the inheritance bonus)
i bet helios sucks dick real good
>>538983673So basically velocity is only good before the final spurt and accel is only good during the final spurt?
>>538983795>spit stringi know it's yuri but are there more edit's like that? that's so fucking hot
>>538983657Trainer won't be playing umamusume in 10 years...
>>538983842upgrade them to double if you already bought all the important skills
>>538983968Thanks>25% chance>6% chance to get 2Grim
>>538981701it's pretty accurate... except for front El or Taishin being S, Bakushin should also be like B but the meme strat that won't do shit this time is using her as a blocker/debuffer
>>538983795My wife jordan on the left
>>538983852That makes sense, ty
Genuine question because I can't tell anymore, how many anons here are memeing about the gaslight doc, and how many legitimately missed the fact that it never said you needed 1200 stamina +3 golds and that came exclusively from clickbait youtubers who failed to qualify for CM1 finals?
>>538983968depends on the style, front runners want acceleration at the very start, for every other style the relevant acceleration window is at the start of the final legblue line is front, red line is end closer
>>538984004>i know it's yuri butWhat's wrong with yuri?
>>538983740>gets 2 Golshi's with stats that highfuck me some people have all the luck. Maybe I'll be able to get stats like that once my relevant cards are 3lb/mlb. But without native mlb kita or creek that's very unlikely. >tfw joined after kita banner
>>538983961can confirm my Helios is really good at that
>>538981086>1200 speed/600 stam/600 witWhat combination of cards lets you hit those thresholds? 3 Speed/2 Power/1 Wit with all the Stamina sparks in the world?
>>538984212Are there even any accel skills that reliably activate at the start?
>do a guest run with good early support card rng>night owl pre debut>cure it>night owl pre debut
>>538984327what's with the weird stickers/face paint under her eyes
>>538984183from my understanding, no one really believes the doc is a gaslight, and pretty sure the 1200 + 3 gold isn't attributed to the doc at all.
>>538984359groundwork bwo?
>>5389843513 stam 2pow 1wit is the usual combo, yep.
Helios is too young for that. She's not that kind of uma musume
GO AWAYWHO SUMMONED YOU
>>538984439do you think there are uma musume prostitutes
>>538984439
>>538984265its not that hard anon. All my Golshies are around 1000/1000/700 but thats where the rolls come in.You can borrow my 9* 7 URA parent if you want.111235673405
>>538984359groundwork activates at the very start of the race if you activate at least three green skills/focus
>>538984485i did
Daitaku Helios, Nice Nature, Mejiro Palmer, and Tosen Jordan kidnapping me so they and Gold City could test their make-up on me for whatever reason
>>538984485-20 energyquad rainbow next turn
>>538984420So that's why all whale streamers claim Groundwork is mandatory for front runners
>>538984485-20 or -1 moodwhat is it gonna be, toerina?
>>5389843513 speed / 1 stamina / 1 wit is the core, then you either use Tazuna for niges or power Helios for anyone else since she has all the skills you needthis was a test run I did the other day with Tazuna instead of Helios
>>538984439Helios would if I asked her
>>538984636>1 stamina>on mileholy gaslight
>>538984183I read the reference doc so I didn't think that anything <1200 stam was glue, and in fact my performance in round 1 has been ok >>538982086That nip was right, he said this was Golshi's race, and that getting as close to max stamina, 800 speed, 800 power, and Long S/spurt would be critical if you want to be platinum.
>>538984636>Relying on cards for skills on your aceOhhh nyonyonyo...
>>538984485The parallel universe version of yourself just got Homestretch Haste from him
Brehs I just need one good spark on my uma so that I can prepare for CM3...
>>538984485I did
>>538982086Did much better than I expected, but I'll admit that I got lucky with matchmaking. True 1200/~1100 with Long S and good skills were beating me no chance. I also got once mogged by Haru frontrunner.Just hope I can squeeze 3-win card next round and not give a fuck what happens after.
>>538984708you could also go 2 power if you want bro, but good luck getting those guts to 300 without wasting summer camp
>>538984485>minus energy or minus moodProblem?
>>538984351I usually end up with 600+ stamina while running double stamina parent + 2 power cards
>>538984636your stamina bwo
>>538984798Just borrow a guts spark
BROSnew mechanic doc just dropped
>>538982230
>>538984904it was a test nigga I said it right there, I didn't get groundwork either
I don't have a single copy of SR Helios
This story railroading sucks. They should've done at least one alternative narrative for when you crush every goal.
>reaching the point where we need to start running wit cards on buildsHeh, everything's coming up for the Fine Motion rerollers
>>538985114if it makes you feel any better, I MLB mine yesterday
>>538979482The big race of the day is starting in a minute.
>>538985114I've cleated all your copies, sorry.
you make fun of Special Week for being racist and hating women but she's an excellent dad
>>538985151>Complaining about the story when you have it on Quick anyway
Where do I see concrete proof of this 601-301 stamina-guts speed boost myth or is it all another professionally executed gaslight?
>>538985168why would that make me feel any better you fucking cunt
>>538985151Just win
>>538985256believe it or not if you want bwo
>>538985176Does this race count for Prix de l'Arc qualification?
>>538976274Mhm, for sure, except what the wannabe theory crafters here don’t want you to know is when you’re going for “reliability”, you’re just going to get beaten out by one of your two other high roller opponents, and even then you’re not promised any consistency because you could have 1200 stam and wit and 4 gold recoveries and none of them could activate just because. And then you’ll STILL have some mouthbreathers nitpicking: “uhh well should’ve went less stam!”,and then when you go less stam they'll switch up and say: "should've went more power!" or some other shit. This game is only fun before you figure out how it works and what it actually is, i.e. a slot machine.
damnI need to get myself a 9* power parent before CM3
>>538985151>lose>"Ah I'm so weak! I suck! I need to get better! But losing still sucks!">win>"I won! But I don't feel good at all because... just because!"
>>538981942The hidden buffs take mood into account so you can undershoot a little since great mood is guaranteed in finals
>>538985256If it's fake are you going to purposely get less stamina than you need to finish the race?
>my hishiama sr card is 3lb so she doesn't have the stamina bonusFUCK
>>538985334no you idiot you get yourself 2 8+ stam parents and use power cards instead of having power parents and using stam cards
>>538984351pic related was achieved with 4 speed, 2 power. Borrowed mlb kita, of course. Anons with native mlb kita can borrow a good power card for optimal results. Maybe one wit card wouldn't be bad, but I dunno.
Such a lowroll run, holy jobber.
>>538985334I told newfags for months that 9* power is the most useful spark to have since farming for stamina ones is miserable so it's better to bust borrow one, you better get to it bro
>>538985242I always read through the full story in the first run I do of every uma and this is not my first El run
>>538985525I still have no usable 3* stam sparks in over 450 runs...
>>538985005Did a test myself yesterday,ended up with an ace.11 power, 5 stamina, 11 URA. Sadly im lacking mile sparks for an S in my roster.Here is a great Seiun Groundworks borrow for a roll unless she is already taken.218225857577
Rice Shower is not a good girl
lolwut saw this when doing a dailies speedrun I had no idea there was even a title for that.
>>538985625get a 7* stam with 4-7 ura finals then
I only have 2 6* stamina but they're both for long
FUCK YEAH YOU'RE NOT GETTING ME THIS TIME YOU FUCKS GET FUCKED CHEESING WITMAXERS
I'm waiting for witGOD to make a video please don't talk about cancer cup until then
>>538983657>meanwhile present trainer is suffocating under dirt
Rice Shower is not a good girl, she acts like a good girl, does everything a good girl would do and treats people accordingly. So far, she has done nothing to even suggest she could be anything but a good girl. Yet somehow, she's not a good girl
>>538985086Why she keeps refering to herself in third person?
frontrunner parent farming is so fucking cursed I'm tempted to believe its a fucking gaslight in of itself, I already have 2 highroll seiun aces that would shred everyone CM3 and I still haven't seen any sparks worth keeping.
Epic.
>>538985297Because you know I'm happy about it
Cygenerous or Cydesperate?
>>538985256well pic related says it, and if it weren't true there'd probably be someone proving it.
>>538985972It's a moe thing, you wouldn't get it
>>538986090Cygames.
>>538974316Fenomeno been so busy latelyhttps://youtu.be/jsy-2Vf5MeU
>>538985953is she a bad girl?
Saigeimusu
>figured i'd improve my Tachyonzo>same setup, same inheritance, two runs that couldn't look more different to eachother>Get Medium S from 1* Medium instead of Long S from 15*Back to careers.
Alright bros what's the ``meta'' for the mile CMI need to make suitable parents to shill to people
>>538985256this game is one of the least transparent games in the gacha industryliterally half of the "game mechanics" are all made up and require data mining to even get a glimpse of because nothing is explained ingame and its impossible to get objective measures of uma performance due to how retarded the whole concept of races is
>>538986187CAN THEY PLEASE PUT HER IN A TICKET OR IN A FUCKING RATE UP SO I CAN SPARK HER I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE
how much longer til the tachyon event, bros?
>pre-debut>mood down>fail 3%>mood down, practice poor>fail to cure practice poorwhy is mayano such a bitch?
>>538986246Very.
>>538986350not worth using it on this trash lmao. You want 3* whites
>>538985698fucking kek, I wonder if you can even clear URA with that level of handicap
Jesus tapdancing ChristHer fifth ticketAnd I haven't even been spamming her, this was her first run in a few weeks.
stop posting villains
>>538986350>non-3* URAIT'S SHIT
Rice Shower is a good girl, she acts like a good girl, does everything a good girl would do and treats people accordingly. So far, she has done everything to suggest she could be anything but a bad girl. That's right, she's a good girl
>>538986327and keep in mind it's fucking cygames who are the origin of like 90% of the gacha regulation laws because they fuck with rates
>>538986295Just make a 9* stam groundwork parent with three applicable greens, preferably with seiun and pasa's unique
I have done 15 runs in the past two days on the japanese server where spa tickets are supposed to be rate up and I have gotten 9 tissues.
What are the best greens to trigger groundwork in CM2? Savvy, Kyoto and what else?
>>538985256https://x.com/umamusu_reveng/status/1377625255167021062It's a exquisite launch JP gaslight that has been aged 4 years to perfection and now ready to gaslight global players
Daiwa rocket go zoom~
>>538986662Right-handed is easy to get.
>>538986481how does it feel to have acquired the faithful, ardent love of the Mejiro ojou-sama?
>>538986472>>538986486don't care. answer the question, fags
>>538986468Laisu und Screek are my favorite villains.
>>538985256>>538986669https://x.com/umamusu_reveng/status/1377628403403272192
>>538986689and then gold ship won
>>538986662summer runnerleft-footedwet conditionssunny daystarget in sight (fairly reliable since no. 1 will most likely be front runner)can also go for lone wolf/outer post/inner post/long shot if you're desparate for less-reliable procs
Globalchads are unstoppable...
>>538986514they 100% have algorithms running on server side to fuck with all runs>doing too good? time to cut back on rainbows/throw bad mood events etc your way>doing too bad? ok here take some pity events/rainbows to stabilize the run a bit>this guy spends X money every month and plays 8 hours a day? ok lets fuck with his runs to keep him playing 8 hours a day but give him some crumbs every now and then so he doesnt quit
How are your borrow runs going, /uma/?>Run 1: migaine + slacker before summer camp, give up>Run 2: Night owl + Consecutive mood downs, zero good inspirations despite high affinityThird time's the charm...
>>538986783nope, if Daiwa hits the sweet spot, not even the best Goldship can make up 9 lengths worth of distance
>>538986731
skills in gacha games>deals 38532 of damage and a bonus of 126,64% of your characters attack and recovers 2x5,6% of your defense as health points for 22,67 secondsskills in uma musume>something good might happen ;)
>>538986662>>538986824I immediately read this as cm3 because I didn't think anyone would still be farming front runners for cm2for cm2 it's spring runner, right footed, firm, sunny days, standard distance, kyoto, target in sight isn't nearly as reliable for cm2
Do not believe anyone and make your own builds
>everybody says to use Pasa as parent>mfw I missed out on her Legend race>100 statues to 3* herGuess I've gotta do it the hard way.
>>538986703I normally wouldn't complain, the issue comes from which uma's my favorite
>>538986882if and when but never is
>>538986350You really oughta save one for 3 URA
daiwa getting mogged by gigastacy curren chan in her own career is one of the funniest moments in the game
>>538986998>Style pinkHmmmnyo.
>>538986942second one is all you need bro
>>538986942I like seeing simple words instead of maffs on words
Curren getting mogged by Daiwa in Thighs, Tits, Ass, Face, Personality will never not be funny
My witlet, starlet, spurtlet, slet Gold Ship continues to do "just fine"
This CM is too fucking schizophrenic. I go from 0/5 runs to 5/5 runs and every time I look at the placements' stats I just get more confused.
>>538986841yep, there's literally no reason for them not to do this, but for some reason most people deny this possibility entirely
>>538987152why are you hiding neicha's debuffs
>>538987061hey, you take what can you get, unless a better one shows up.you can only use the Tachyon upgrade before her event ends.
>>538986978why would you still need any other inherit besides seiun's? whoever gets that proc wins no matter what unless its a blocker.
You didn't ask but I didn't ask for it to be in my feed either but it seems like "content creators" are now arguing against each other, rest is bad, wit is bad and so onHow do I make this go away
>>538986769>don't bath for 3 daysDigitan's trainer has a smell fetish?
>>538975393Umas typically need more power on dirt, especially American dirt(Japan's dirt is sand). It's up to the trainer which track suits the uma more.Secretariat for example set records on both dirt and turf tracks. His jockey said he's more suited to turf but they focused on dirt since that's the major races in America.Pedigree isn't also a deciding factor. Sunday Silence's parents, Halo and Wishing Well, were turf umas, but he ran on dirt. He would probably have done well on turf as well considering his kids dominated jp turf.
>>538986731Moments before disaster...
>>538986991cope I lucked out getting sky in 10 pulls
uhhhhh nipwitbros wtf is this slander
>>538987270>my feed
Make sure to do your daily pulls!
>>538987270rest is dangerous, tazuna can partially fix that.wit is good if you end up with around 400-500 of it.
>>538987270It's funny
>>538987152>A+>"just fine"kys
feed? Did someone said feed?
>>538986942its retarded how the game is literally impossible to play without gamatora because ingame skill conditions are literal masonic code
>>538987363>>538987432This guy has the ugliest voice and intonation I've ever heard. Zoomers are lost.
I want Teio to rape me desu
>>538987270Wit god won CM1 so his opinion holds more weight.
>>538987506i can see it
>>538987242So frontrunners just ignore every possible signature ability and only care about Seiun one and instead spend points on greens/whites to win a battle for 1st position?
>>538987514if you enjoy it then it's not rape
>>538974550yeah what im learning from this CM is that goldship is wildly unreliable for long races, i have a busted mcqueen that wins most of my CMs despite having inferior stats just because she doesnt have to roll the dice like golshi does
>>538987506
>>538986942and all is right in the world
>>538987506Why is Dia-cha basically begging to be raped?
>>538987506>draw super creek>Give her dia's wig
>>538987323Tamamo Cross is the villain here
>>538987242Plancha also has accel and activates right after Angling. It's a 1-2 punch and you are 100% guaranteed to win if you hit it.
>>538987559yes, if you win the first place seiun sky ult proc you literally zoom the end assuming you have the stam and not even endniggers can cheat their way to victory.
>>538987270the only one I trust is the japanese guy with meme phrases since he's been making guides since JP came out, anyone listening to a SEA moron who jumped into fhe game after the steam release and only regurgitates what the doc says deserves to lose
>>538987323imagine being raped by a midget like tamamo
>>538987506is that a...
>>538987323>>538987718>outright threatens creek's trainer>mean as fuck to ogiri constantlyTamama sometimes croses the line from "brat" to "bitch"
>>538987237They just didn't fit in the free space very well Also she's just there to fill a space since I didn't bother building a new one and reused one from last CM so half the skills are irrelevant.I'm not even sure if she's doing anything, but I don't have any other horses even worth running lol
How aggressively do you chase friendships at the start? Would you ever choose a rainbow over say 3 friendship boosts on another stat?
>>538987432hope all the money he's been grifting off the game helps pay for his speech therapy cause he really needs it.
>>538987506su-sugoi...
>>538987832is there something we, adult male trainers, can do about it?
In real life, where do they keep getting jobber horses to fall over for the new horses when they do debut races?
>>538987894>Would you ever choose a rainbow over say 3 friendship boosts on another stat?No.
>>538987242>>538987731Plancha also gives a speed buff, that's why its so good. It's velocity + accel in one, similar in concept to the daiwa rocket but far more consistent.
I trust witgawd because he also draws his own art and thumbnails inbetween making videos, very svolful. these other sloptubers are instead watching other videos to making grifting videos
does Girls' Legend U ever get added to the jukebox? actually, why the fuck can't you watch the intro ever again without like deleting your data?
>>538987894>How aggressively do you chase friendships at the start?it's no. 1 priority (other than hints on a parent run)>Would you ever choose a rainbow over say 3 friendship boosts on another stat?absolutely not, unless it's a double rainbow on the highest priority stat
>>538987597I stopped running McQueen because she hasn't won one test room has a 0% wr in this CM over 10 matches for me. Is mine really that bad?
My Bakushin is ready to get cancer
My fucking HEROINES...
Bros, I've been filtered by this CM>too much of a staminlet>keep seeing other players with 1100/1200 spd/stam>can't even get 1 win in>can't get good career runs>can't get good sparks
>>538986942this is good, all other gachas always inundate their skill descriptions with 5 paragraphs of fuckass jargon
>>538988129your win condition with that mcqueen is for everyone else's win conditions to fail, and even then with only one gold recovery you'd have to rely on that proccing as well
>>538988129Misses one reliable Gold Recovery. I also don't think Behold Thine really works in current CM for pacers, considering you only have 9 horses here, and more than half of them are a combination of End/Late.
>>538988129Works on my machine
>>538988147...and Mejiro McFAT
>>538988139With that stamina and power she is ready to eat shit.
>>538988045He's also making global vids just to learn englishWhat a chad
>>538988338what if i had sex with machitan
Does anyone have that one post where anon that posted like 3 debuffers?
Is this skill good?
>>538987217Same. I'll watch a race where I'm massively outpreformed by girls who seem to be juggernauts compared to mine, then I look at them after the race and their stat spread is like 700/800/500 with generic skills and no spurt. Conversely I've also robbed a few gigachads of wins in a similar way and I have no idea how. I think long races are just inherently super random.
>So how's your career going?Yes.
>>538988045Wait, did he really drew all these chibi faces himself?
>>538988608very
yeah this is the best time to do cm
>>538988608extremely
>>538988608Terrible. Don't buy it.
>>538988570I had a stroke typing this I'm sorry
>>538988139Shes ready for 5th place with that stam lol
just ran into this in CM, this was his ace, other 2 of his had even lower stam and were debuffers
>>538988637Yes pt 2
This is an insult. I'm letting other trainers use my Star Umamusume to make better Umas of their own. Umas that I may very well have to race against in the future. Umas that, if it wasn't for my generosity, would be significantly easier for me to beat. And for what? 100 Club Points a day? Enough. I should swap my Star Uma out for a G-rank Urara. That'll show them. That'll show them all!
Perfectly timed Daiwa Rocket!! In the legend race
>>538988835did he win
>>538988147based!
>>538988608Eh. You may buy it if you wish.
>>538986060Later that run: two more night owls, one slacker, more mood downs that I kept track of. Must've triggered the desire sensor...
>>538988861>>538988637Classic 80 priority Kita going for a scenic walk.
short CM is gonna be hilarious, too bad it's like a year away stillI don't get why newfags are so focused on stamina battles when that mechanic isn't even in the game yet
>>538988873Daiwa Chads know how to have fun
>>538988943>>538988909all his horses died
>>538988659They're the same artstyle as his mini comics which he also includes a timelapse in some of his JP videos
>>538989050It's okay i had a +78 triple rainbow on speed and failed it at 8% fail rate right after that.
curren bringers for cm3 wtf are yall borrowingher parent affinity is absolute dogshit
>>538981265Doin' dandy. Only lost one race in all of Round 1, expecting a more reasonable split in Round 2, and hoping for a lucky draw for the finals.
I want her to break every bone in my body.
>>538988873>mfw when Daiwa shows me her Red Rocket
>>538988139groundwork doko
>>538982709You demoted her to 1 star?!
>>538988684>>538988701>>538988735>>538989039such a shit general
>>538989107Gemini will definitely kill off more players than Taurus. No wonder they announced that daily buff.
>>538988338dumb hors ruining perfectly fine hats.
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FCUK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU JUST GIVE EM ANY OTHER FUCKING HINT YOU FGUCKING USESLES PIECE OF SHIT I ALREADY HAVE UP-TEMPO AND PREPARED TO PASS NOW JUST GIVE ME ANY FUCKIGN THREE OF YOUR OTHER FUCKING SKILL HINTS INSTEAD OF THIS SHIT OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER THIS SI LIKE THE 5TH STAT HINT THIS CAREER YOU FUCKING USELESS KARATE CHOP BINGO BITCH FUCK YOU RETARD FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFFFFFFFFF
I thought alts only altered growth rate, but flame Grass have different length aptitude compared to og Grass Wonder? What other Umas have their apritude changed on their alts?
>>538989159Make Tiaki and Bakushin into Mile parents
>>538989159nothing because I choose Daiwa over her every time
>>538989439>trying to get skills through hints
queue nyow!
>>538989406the guy had taurus gold title so youd think he wouldnt bring such low stamina
Why does this game PUNISH you for having two hints in one spot?
>>538988608https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1oB3eTvKqREtJDWJL0q80O_VjBcpOmRl5xE0z5fZKgFY/htmlview#gid=634506155>Consistent with easy conditions. Helps Front Runners maintain/regain their lead during the Mid-Race
>>538987432>"PLEASE DO NOT DO THIS">"but please continue bringing evil air grooves and uraras into cm bjos" :)))))
>>538989460They ruined her growths lmao
>>538989404
>>538989105I ran her in CM1 and CM2. Feels so good when you get it.
>just do 1000000 runs to get the skills you can easily get from hints from inherit instead bro
>genuinely not a single rainbow after summer camp>not a single triple rainbow in the entire playthrough>on the one run where i get spurt and long sthis game isn't fun whatsoever anymore. can you even call this shit minmaxing? you're just mindlessly doing runs until you get a good result, every run is the fucking same in terms of execution it's just different what stats you'll end up with
>>538989595I'm not clicking that google doxxing link
>>538989675okay, keep asking questions in this thread and getting incorrect answers
tachy keeps making my aces look bad
>>538989497okay
>>538989595thanks, that's a useful doc
Is there a calculator for training gains?
>>538989675You should.>bwoooooom
Is it me or do hints/support event evaporate in year 3?Not saying they don't exist but they might as well be
They want to take this away from you
>>538989460oh I remember this, they actually sent a notice saying her aptitudes are different from her other versions, I think they did the same for NY Urara
>>538988608its shit
>>538986942>numbers I know are great>numbers I don't know suck
>>538989902dantsu seems like an easy girl...
>>538989675don't butt in others' discussions
>>538989832No, it's just as your run closing to its conclusion, you get more and more desperate for hints/event chain completions, so coupled with your frustration, such negative events are more likely to remain in your memory banks.I personally got many needed hints on my URA finale turns.
>>538988608Especially good for CM3
yatta
she just cares a lot about the trainer
>>538989970Actually
>>538989460>20% guts growthoof
>>538982493It's 800 for 1800 mile races if it's a pace chaser.The CM is 1600.
the gaslight is realimagine doing that
>>538990147Uma Musume is a guts game.
Uma can avoid this fate if (You) take care of her.
>run something like 7~9 long with 160+ affinity for several runs yesterday on aces for cm2>not a single long spark (or pink spark at all) ever happens on inspiration>give up and just start working on cm3 instead>3 red spark inspirations on a single spark farming run today
>>538990147it looks bad for you now but the priority list for JP goespower>wit>speed>guts>stamina
>>538990104Good job, now just do it two more times with good blues and pinks.
>>538990319/uma/ is a wit thread
Which G1 race is CM3 based on? I thought it was victoria mile but it's spring
Whales are queueing right now, DO NOT QUEUE.
thingken about nishino furawa
>>538990379like that?
>no passives from hints>no passives from inheritances>no passives from racesEh, good enough.
>>538990541>Front runner>Mixed blues>No URA on direct parentMight make a passable great-grandparent, I suppose.
just use gold recovery in CM3 you poopy
>>5389824931600m / Good is more or less fine at around 500, but it's not crazy talk to pad (even up to 601) to pretty much lock out getting screwed by tiny stamina attacks. There's really no reason not to unless you're playing Open, since the opportunity cost is so tiny.
Are y'all going to start losing your minds when 1200 spd 1200 pow 1200 wit Seiun Sky's start getting posted?
>>538990479Yasuda Kinen
>>538989860Ningen men belong to ningen women.
how can they be sure that the track is exactly 1600m?what if it is 1601m?did they account for the deviations?then i should use non-standard distance right?
>>538990964next scenario will make everything busted though
>>538990996that one's spring too..
Toreinas literally only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting
you only like Dantsu because of her tits
>>538991161literally who
>>538982086I'm hanging in there by a thread, 1 Ace sucks but its too much work at this point to do a second
>>538991161You mean Daiwa?
I like Dantsu because her name rhymes with Pantsu.
>>538991019based and true
>>538991295>sacrificial debuff mayanoYou're a terrible human being.
>>538991310Daiwa at least is a tsundere, Dantsu didn't get any characterization in the movie despite being part of the main group
wtf is a 'curren'?
>>538991053It unironically is not actually 1600m. Horse races are measured in furlongs which is an old imperial unit that just happens to come out at to about 201 meters, but even ignoring small variance, the actual track length as stated would be closer to 1608 meters.
>>538991161yes
>>538991581worse than Daiwa
currenchang
>>538991019true
>>538991630>>538991361>>538990993When is she releasing in global? Couldn't find her on the timeline.
>>538991581
>>538991686I don't think that's what the word means, anon.
>>538991461She got second once, thats pretty good.
>>538986662you like?
>>538991581does she do blowjobs behind that car?
>800 stam golshi won by 7 lengths>OHHH BUT YOU NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED 1200 STAM AND 9 GOLD RECOVERIES YOU NEEEED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!None of you bastards can actually tell me how this game works, I'm done listening. This game is just awful weighted coinflipping.
>>538991805RICE NOOO
>>538991806she's not even out in jp
>>538991806she's not even in JP yet bro
>>538991846I imagine that was because the entire field (along with that sad 534 stam NN) were all wheezing and collapsed at the 2km mark.
>>538991823Live footage of my testicles after 5 minutes with Curren.
>>538988047was the lewd one of Mcqueen?
>>538991885It's all about wit unironically. Activating downhill mode makes or breaks the run.
daiwaposters are starting to get cringe
>>538991873>implying she bothers to hide
>>538991805stabs the girlfriend in the back, and while she bleeds out, umas take turns to rape the trainer in front of her
>>538991805that's what they get for always jobbing
>>538991885>This game is just awful weighted coinflipping.yesthe point of making good umas is to try and stack the bullshit RNG in your favor as much as possible. however, there's still so much random nonsense that happens in a race outside of your can't control that an uma that should lose 99% of the time on paper can still end up winning
i'd like to think i have a decent selection of cards but i must be missing somethingthese are some of my better attempts to get a competitive horse for CM but i'm barely able to get more than 1 win in 5 or come anywhere close to the stats that people with similar support cards havehow do i train my uma better, anons
>>538992103It was a bottomless Creek.
>2 minutes without a post
>suzuka didn't get groundworkit's fucking over...
>>538992549umabros... it's... it's over... our general... the final thread.... aie...
>>538992593It's okay, even if she got it, it wouldn't proc for the most important races despite having a 90% chance to do so.
>>538992496Don't run the power card for spurt. It's a bait. You either inherit it from sparks, or you just go without it and hit turf S or choose power options from random events. 4 speed will be much better. My golshi doesn't have spurt, but has 800 power + firm conditions, which is almost as good as spurt, but doesn't require rng to proc.
>>538988129no, mine is much worse than yours see >>538982086, and mine has won a few races. But this is Gold Ship's race. Her ult lasts for so long, and is so good late-race, that even without Long S and spurt, my shitty golshi curbstomps better pace chaser umas without even trying. Last race I did the pacing Mcqueen popped all the last-ditch skills/ult/speed ups and my Golshi STILL won by running on the outside (Coast is Clear is underrated skill, in my opinion). If I see anons running Golshi in CM3 I'm going to laugh my ass off.
>>538992496run 4 spd/2 stam for the 20% stam boost umas you have and youll get there
Sorry, I'm busy admiring umakno
>>538992549everyone's burning out
>>538992549Sorry bro. Only whales are left here after Gemini cup made all the remaining f2pbros leave.
>>538992496>Golshiremove power cardadd more speed card>I'm out of speed cardadd stamina cardborrow speed card>I don't have my own Creektough luck
>>538992496Replace your kitasan with another speed MLB. Don't use skill cards on aces.
>>538991295anon you evil evil bastardhow do you even live with yourself
in the end, umamusume is an RNG game, and you are less at the mercy of RNG when your wit is high, therefore, umamusume is a wit game
Bros...?
>>538992356the A+ ace that I use for daily race farming theoretically could never lose against the B masses, but every once in a few weeks she'd lose out of sheer rng
>>538992774That's a boy
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
>>538992879McQueen has a secret debuff to races with "Stakes" in the name.
Game please just give me 2* blue sparks and one green skill out of 3... How hard can it be?
>>538991805based Raisu
uwaaa torena is a massive pervert...
>>538992984Your trainee knew less skills than her opponents.
>>5389930103%
>>538992879It's actually ogre
the last ace i'm training>no long Swe do not care anymore
AAAAAAASEXSEX SEX
>>538992984>Nice Nature's actual career
>>538991995Then she did her job considering half my lobbies are like this
>>538993132>1 gold recovery
>>538992542fuckkkkkk so sad I missed it
>>538992984you're not G1 material boy, stick to G2 races
>>538974550He just wanted it more than you.You got complacent just because you got good stats. It's your typical shonen outcome.
>>538991885>not posting the skills or match
>>538993248You are using 4chan wrong
>wit game this>wit game that>not a single 1200 wit horse in this CMCare to explain yourselves?
>>538993248https://files.catbox.moe/pmzeuh.jpg
>>538992549I'm busy watching 40 races in a row.
>>538992951Then I'm going to eat this bussy like a starving man at a buffet
>>538992854Thats what people get for running pace down Urara
>>538993090Lying nigga
>>538992712>>538992730i'll give 4/2 a shot, then. i think i fell for high stamina + recovery skill bait>>538992808>>538992810unfortunately no other speed MLBs (most of them are 1LB or 0LB), but i do have my own 0LB creek. i've been a little unlucky when it comes to getting MLB support cards, especially relevant ones like speed/stam.
cant be bothered to run careers anymore, downloading a bothow long til I get banned
>>538993380I can see it
>>538993206>le urara meme which i've seen in less than 10% of my races>still have a secondary ace teio that can win on her own tooi ran a guts deck taishin for one rotation and she still won 2/5
>>538993376
>>538978298mcqueen, but i should say to you only get LB3 of her, since MLB is not good for her
>>538993553what do I spend points on after that?
Imagine not having above 100% WR
>>538993527>>538993310>>538993084>>538992873>>538991924>>538991630>>538991361>>538990108Dantsu Paizuri!>>538992636Dantsu's big fat butt!>>538990993Dantsu feeding me chocolate from her mouth
>>538993553>since MLB is not good for her?
Ace training really is just running a hundred careers until you manage to get lucky enough to have the stars align isn't it, so many are just the stats, or just the skills, or missing the one skill that brings it all together
>>538993691uuuhh...
>>538992356i dont think people talk about mcqueen's knee high socks enoughalso the terminology difference between knee highs and knee high socks as those that go just over the knee or just under the knee confuses me
>>538993725Anon, that's all training (except fan farming).
>>538992496I can only speak for the golshi.Do 3/3 or 4/2 speed/stamina. Use the Mcqueen welfare card. Your native kita might still be good, but if you have two more good speed cards, use those instead. Or use your (presumably 0 or 1lb) native Creek and borrow mlb kita.
>>538993481They would've banned the top clubs by now if they cared about that
>>538993707>>>/umajp/
>>538993725No, ace training is about running a thousand careers so you can get good (grand)parents so your ace only needs a few runs to be what it needs to be.
>>538993668If you like late surgers (especially for cm3), tickezo is good
>>538993782Spark farming doesn't bother me as much, I guess because I knew going into it that the odds are really low
wait so if one trainer somehow gets all of their umas to place 1st, 2nd and 3rd in the finals he get to swipe all the titles again?
>>538993380I was running an errand and hit f5 like a tard when I got back.
>>538993943no, its just relative to your highest positioned uma, so if that happens then the 4th place finisher uma trainer would be 2nd
>>538993995beg flame
>>538993469either run 3/3 with speed parentsor 4/2 with stamina parents
>>538989902Dantsu smothering me with her sweet smelling, warm boobs.>>538993854But they aren't posting Dantsu over there!
>>538991295what were your decks for the evil Mayano and Evil Nature? I'd be interested in trying that just for giggles
the amount of people ive seen with iron will in cm2 is insane.
Mambo
Yandere umas are good
yo what the fuck i slotted in the SSR curren chan card and her event made me lose 100 energy wtf
>>538994210I wish she was more like this
Am I allowed to give up yet.
>>538994197next time pls reply to each post, going through the thread to find them hours after the fact is... well you know. having said that, thanks for posting!>>538994265KINO
>>538994180https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXLs2sEqCh0
>>538994171trainers that didn't read the small print after "gold recoveries"or umas that had a shitton of spare skill points and just gobbled up everything they had left hinted within type
Does wit get nerfed with the scenario stat creep in JP or do umas get smarter?
>>538994316
>>538993857bullshit. The best (grand)parents in the world don't make rainbows come out your ass, and you cannot get good stats without that happening. MLB cards help, but f2p often doesn't have those. If you have shit pull RNG > kind of shit cards, your rainbows will be infrequent and less powerful, therefore you must do many more runs in order for the stars to align just once.
>>538994594>quality shit posts in my umawhoa
>>538994362Hmmm nyo
stop making me horny for an uma that isn't even out in japland
>>538994171If Iron Will goes off, then doesn't it work just as well as any gold recovery? I thought it sucked because it never procc'd, but if you're seeing it in races, maybe they're just getting lucky
>>538982086I'm a bit surprised how many I won.
g-golshi... wew..
dantsu anon being mean...
Okay, the whales should have gone now. Once I'm done with this anime I'll do my Gemini runs.
>>538994895i wonder if japanese umas have the same gene that a lot of japanese/koreans have where their sweat doesn't smell like anything
I'm horny for Spe's trainer
>>538994154Nothing crazy, Parent were just 3 star speed/stams no remarkable white sparks
>>538994837holy shit your Seiun Sky has me dying>no Long S >not even S stamina>not even A speed>not even A powerAND IT STILL BEAT GOLSHI'S 12 TIMESfucking kek that's beautiful, well played anon
>>538994430wit/int is the most important stat after speed since it lets you activate all the 20 or so skills you can buy at the endlast scenario the cap was 1450 and you always wanted to hit it even if it took 2 supports, in the current one is 1300 only and the hardest to reach yet still very important
>>538995052ok for real though what the fuck was she thinking wearing that dress with JEANS on???
>>538995008We know Suzuka/Grass/El/Seiun Sky/King Halo
>>538994891
>>538994631im f2p and have good cards.if you are playing this game non casually and didn't reroll you literally bricked yourself.that being said, parents are the best things you can do as "investment", if you think career requires perfect RNG to get a good horse, now imagine getting one and having lower odds of getting white skills and pink sparks.9* blue sparks are the goal for beginners, 8*-9* blue sparks with good skill is the goal to make the process of aces more consistent.
>>538995006That's a normal thing if you eat healthy food
damn I fought like almost 10 Taishins todayand they all put up a good fightnot good enough tho
>>53899515312 wins with that speed is mindblowing
>>538995234so you think you're representative of f2p players huh
>>538995248Damn... imagine what Oguri must smell like...
There should be an increased chance to matchmake against your friends/clanmates. Imagine the seething.
release matikanetannhauser on global immediately or i will cry
>>538995420
>>538995153holy luckGOD
>>538995534I don't even like bumping into my clubmates on /uma/ cm prep rooms...
>>538982086Creek has been carrying me (to Group B)
>>538995645I don't get itIs she poaching someone else's torena?
>>538995234>if you are playing this game non casually and didn't reroll you literally bricked yourself.if by bricked you mean unintentionally got locked into hard mode, yeah I agree. I joined the game not knowing anything and didn't hear about rerolling for mlb kita until after the banner was over. I further blew most of my starting carats on umas instead of cards, and it took most of August before my deck started reaching 3-4lb on good cards.
>>538995730Marriage material
>uma in my pokemon videoLEAVE ME ALONE
4 hours
>>538995587the other pitslut
>>538994837What the fuck? My umas completely mog those and I have like 5/40
still not donating dirt shoes, i have plenty, you just dont deserve them
You WILL umapyoi with your trainee whether you like it or not
>>538995827Indeed >>538995842It’s rough that I could be doing or watching something and see an Uma reference randomly. You could never escape it
>>538995319this is golshits race.
>>538995730I'm going to get Natie viciously pregnant
>>538995759Dantsu's trainer seems to start training Light Hello, a hag uma and ex-tracen student
>>538996015Not her name.
>>538995842it's funny seeing accounts/channels where clearly someone is playing uma
what's the tachyon event? heard people say you can reroll sparks?
I believe having sex with your Uma Musume™ is detrimental to the image of Tracen Academy
>its your fault for not rerolling, its not the games fault for being the most p2w rng fest in gachas history
I have a 9* groundwork parent. How do I turn this into something actually useful?
Taishin told me that I can't escape, does this mean I'm about to get raped?
Do you run Biwa over Hishi in order to get wet conditions more reliably for groundwork?
>>538988570
>>538996091That's fine, she'll be called mom soon
>>538995153I lose to 1200/1200/700 but weaker Gold Ships (and those usually are the only ace in team) I hit with hesitant end closers (and most people bring their end closer debuffs too) and it helps I think. Sadly Seiun Sky didn't had enough SP for it.
>>538996174Your Cafe?
>>538996165You use it to make the parent you want then start it as a loop per the parent slaving guide https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Jjs91NeghyyjU3zTOQVCoirgOMBsCCKnH9RRB7u-wOc/edit?tab=t.0
>>538996128But Tracen itself constantly sends you "2" tickets to date your trainee on the Aquarium
>>538996160>pvp gacha game>waaaaaaaaaaa why isn't it catering to my f2p assUma is a witgame. Your wit is too low to comprehend basic gacha mechanics.
do you guys take skills from hints that you don't really need during parent runs just to thin the hint pool to get what you want?
Nature navel is too good
>>538996438Depends on how much extra skill points I am usually left with.
>>538996438Depends how high a priority the skill from that card I'm going for is.
I'm glad I'm doing dry runs before the next CM. My Mihono is absolutely ass in miles too, I am not taking her
>>538996438No, I take skills that let me win races because running as many g1s means you don't have much stats.
>Tell everyone i'm F2P and can't compete>They laugh at me saying that complaining being F2P and losing to whales in a PVP gacha game>Tell them I kind of don't want to do CM because I'm F2P and have no chance>They laugh at me and tell me to never give up no matter whatWHAT DO YOU WANT FROM MEEEEEEEEEEE!
Dictus
>>538996664We want you to be trash AND still play, so we can farm you in CM.
>Mid junior year>All friendships already maxedHold onI think this is the run
>>538996276Cafe what? You don't run stamina in CM3
>>538991053Tracks have poles for each 200m. They just move the starting line back.
>>538996664I want you to stop being a fag and to swipe $__7 so that you can pull 20 times and stop whining as much
>>538996838You dumbass, you just jinxed itNow you're not gonna get anything more than single rainbow trainings for the rest of the run
>>538996839Why would hints matter for your ace...?
>>538996664Just do open league, retard.>but muh tryhardsYou don't want to try at all. You just want shit without working for it.
>>538996664we want you to b urself :)
gimme an image for the new bread, first come first serve, if another anon made a new bread i'll keep them safe
>>538996938Hints are actually important on your ace though? King halo giving you a massive discount on corner recovery/firm conditions, kitasan giving you a massive discount on long corners/corner recovery? It's very good in CM2. It's gonna be the same in cm3, just diff cards.
>>538997041
>>538996664The latter are just fellow f2p that are desperate for wins
You guys seriously can't be gambling on inheriting 5 gorillion skills on your aceThat's statistically more unlikely than inheriting some and relying on hints for the rest.
>>538996838>get turf/long S>get fast learner>get charming predebut>barely clear 1000/1000>no maestroThis game is gay.
Oissu Naisu meido desu
bread>>538997275>>538997275>>538997275
>>538997242Sir this is a gambling game
>>538995842Umas can be trainers too.
marry mares
>>538996664Open league is for f2p players and even if you lose every round you still get rewards.There is NO reason to not run CM
>>538997216fucken sexy brat...
>>538997367yeah but that's like betting on blackjack every time instead of stopping at 20
...maybe i should be running an r card over 0* sr's0* king halo and narita taishin both kinda suck
>>538996664who is everyone but the retards here and zoomers on discord.
CM3 is wet? I thought good meant firm...
>>538996938Consistency
>>538996664Just go back to /jp/ and read VNs without gameplay
>>538975804Oh damn I wanted to join that one for a while now but I joined another just a bit ago to fill in for the month since cutoff period is almost here. Sorry for the reply expecting members I just really wanted to reply since I love the name and stuff.
>>538997741No firm is firm wet covers everything else
>>538996128I believe you are a homosexual
>>538996458there's no way this doesn't violate SFW laws vs b&>IT DOESN'T FAGGOT HOW
>>538989627Same. And I'll run her in CM3 too! Scarlet Domination!
