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>thread #1337>not Transcend as OPbruhalsoiMPORTANT /uma/ GEMINI CUP ROUND 1 POLLiMPORTANT /uma/ GEMINI CUP ROUND 1 POLLhttps://strawpoll.com/XOgOVbMB4n3https://strawpoll.com/XOgOVbMB4n3https://strawpoll.com/XOgOVbMB4n3iMPORTANT /uma/ GEMINI CUP ROUND 1 POLLiMPORTANT /uma/ GEMINI CUP ROUND 1 POLL(remember to write a funny shitpost on this CM/your results)
Teio!
Okay, so this is the real thread right?
>put my 1100/1100/600 Golshi with 3 gold recoveries>lose>put my 1200/950/750 Golshi with 2 gold recoveries and super lucky 7>win
>>539029002How would you even get Super Lucky 7 on Gold Ship.
Special Wife
AAAIIIEEEEE IM IN A FINALS BUT IM EATING SHIT IN TEAMS
>>539030241Are you stupid?
Why?
>>539033619You call your trainer oniisama. We do not like your kink
>>539029002LUCK GOD I KNEEL
Ok, Im convinced Double Ace + Debuffer is the best comp for CMs.You only ned to get 2 really good uma and then one uma to frick up everyone else. When you debuff everyone else it just gives your aces a better chance of winning. Running a third ace is redundant.
You know what time it is already.Guess the sparks!
>>539033619She looks so fucking cute there
This thread has been repurposed by the Satono corporation
>>539030241You get super lucky.
I got this ugly bitch to 3* without trying. Ryan must be the most common 2* in the uma gacha.
>>539019850These are children...
>>539019927Digitan would be the most insane poster on /uma/I wish she was real
>>5390342311* Guts
Last CM I managed to make it to finals with a super cracked S Med/Turf Golshi... and then I got fucked in finals when she got BROCKED and I lost to way worse honses.I haven't been able to make anything on her caliber this time around but hopefully having a more rounded team (decent Golshi and decent McQueen, third slot is variable, I've been swapping between Brian/Rice/Mayano but they all have gotten 0 wins despite being better stats), will let me actually win and get a title this time...
>>539034194It depends. If your aces have 2 gold recoveries, you have ~10% chance to lose because they don't proc. Running third ace changes it into 3%.
>>539019850This is now General #1338. Don't forget when you start the next one. Everything has to be accurate.
>>539034050
excuse me, coming through
>>539033976>>phone game>>85% men>lol lmao rofl
I was sub 60% WR in Taurus and sub 60% for Gemini, I'm still confident I can pull off a Plat title
>>539034328>they only have 2 gold recoveriesthen you didnt make a good ace
>>539034273Ryan is 1* retard-san.
>>539034274Not for long
>>539034285Congratulations!
>>539034404wow, even worse: I got enough ryans to 3* her without spending statues on her. ugly bitch only good for her unique
what counters front urarai'm qualified for graded group A finals but i saw too much of her today
Stay free, open league
>>539034323trainer bebi
Falcon will be shining so bright in the cancer cup!
>>539034435I'd ask what prize do I get but I have been burned too many times by 1*guts to care
all uma musume generals are 1337 (H0R53 800813Z)
>>539034487Literally any other front runnerUnless you are talking about sleeping lion, then you can't
>>539034406That's one of those sex dolls surely...
>>539034387Absolutely based, NEVER give in to the idea you might lose. You're ALWAYS in with a chance to luckshit #1
>>539034534Um... Where's his cute little tiny mini-sized bad dragon horse pp? Anon, your Golden Shower?
the amount of times this fucking general lost its thread number count is insane, all thanks to newtrannies and seadegenerates sabotaging the thread because of FUCKING DIVEGRASS
>>539034547Your wallet surely won't with those 400k invested into useless skills
>>539034435the groundwork spark is the icing on the 1* guts cake
>>539034489do you feel accomplished beating up toddlers in the baby division
>>539034549You get a 2* Wit instead of a 1* Guts run tomorrow.>>539034354
>>539034274how do you know? they never age and they look similar por who knows how many years
>>539034361>average age is 34Gambling addict ojisan game (TN: ojisan means unc)
>>539034571Yeah, one of those with ultrasound capabilities.
Not in public Rice!
>>539034194Three aces in round 1 and round 2 for mood fuckery (and lot of shitters)2 ace and debuffer for finale
>>539034691That's not in English.
This was my post: >>538802109I won 10/20 races today and 2 tickets qualified for Group A Finals. I will never listen to Gaslight Dancer or doomposters ever again
>>539034650HOLY SHIT I CAN'T BELIEVE IT WAS EL CONDOR PASA WHO BULLIED HARU URARA
someone make an actual threadthis ones getting deleted
>>539034650>no soundwell done phone turd>>539034361>chinese dramasi don't think the chinese part matters, woman just fucking LOVE drama, no matter if its fake or real, or what nation it comes from
>>539034340why is she not resisting?
Almond Smug
>>539034361>Horse racing and horse racing (uma) have identical gender splits, just a 10 year age differencechecks out
>>539034361holy shit i'm literally 34 years old and 90% male
>>539034829more like almond smegma (from an oji-san)
>>539034667That's all that I need to know. Just want to make sure I won't end up on some registry.
Game too sweatyGame too p2wYou just can't compete with SRs...
>>539034487I saw her literally once, even less than during round one (no surprise there). If I could make another A+ Taishin with just Maestro and Lion by finals, I would, I got gaslit into thinking Urara would even be a factor.
>>539034647How do you think these stats would do in graded league, because it's the highest I can do.
>>539033619SHE'S A VILLAIN
>>539034804>up for nearly 3 hours>has gooner trash that the seafag mods love>hur dur it will be deletedsure it will, chud
so for cancer cup spark farmingare people running the same triple crown races, or are you doing the mile g1's instead?i do kinda need the sashes, and i'm running low on tp
>>539034360
Damage report today?
Real question: I have been casually going at it since release but lately I've been wanting to build better parents. My problem is: What's the point in doing more runs after the 3 borrows are gone? I do not have enough good umas for two great parents doing runs on my own. Should I just farm some general purpose 3 star spark?I want to build a groundwork parent but after my borrows are done I'm not sure if I should even bother for that day.
>>539034910This is terrible even for F2p
Getting dropped to Group B feels like bullying children...
>>539034979Nice Nature is built to be a wife
Is early lead worth to take for fronts on top of groundwork? I know it procs a bit too late, but is it better than a white speed skill?
>>539034438Cute animal song
>>539034979>hip checked>gets throw into a wall>has a crater around the assgod I hate how everything has to revolved around that one "iconic" and joked to death dbz screenshot, even when it makes ZERO fucking sense. fucker hit a wall, and wasnt dunked to the ground
>>539034910Congrats on beating URA Finale.
>>539035007made it to group A finals but single digit wins
Nice Nature is built to be cheated on
>>539035065I spot a loss there.
bros... go on without me...
>>539035007Made it to finals round A :)
>>539034815>well done phone turdno I just forgot to overwrite the filename randomizer output
>>539035110he got shoulder bashed and then sat on
Are Seiun's golds worth taking? How do people even afford buying them in the first place?
>>539034796What uma is this?
>>539035154It was an Opera O with 1000/1200 and Long S. Pretty much every other win was because everyone was a staminalet.
>>539035007got my balls stomped the first 3 rounds then my B+ mcqueen pulled out a 3rd win in the 20th race
>>539035110maybe the that crater was already there and he just happened to get thrown into the wall right on top of it
Do you prefer your Umas...>A) Innocent acting but is accually extremely perverted>B) Pervert acting but accually is extremely innocent
>>539035110erm, technically if he fly up and then landed on the ground first it would cause the crater, then the sideways momentum would smash him into the wall. Clearly you dont know science.
erm kneel goldshitters
>>539035313Which one is Seiun Sky?
>>539035235Escape Artist is good. Vanguard Spirit is not.
>>539034438
Sometimes I wonder what my zoomer students would think about their teacher playing horse wife gacha and dating loli horses....
>Oh no my Golshi got blocked>The other Golshi procced a velocity up skill>It's fucking teiover>Oh wait my Oguri pace promoted and is 6 fucking lengths ahead lolNice "End Closers", whatever that means
>>539035313BDomination/Initiative loss is the Patrician's fetish
>>539035338>seiun whalenah
>>539035168See you on the other side, F2P bro.
>>539035385Tell your students to dress like Umas.
>>539035110clearly Natie sat down on his pelvis too
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty buttsniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt
>>539035029You can keep farming for 3* with the best ones you have while collecting sashes for upgrading.
What's the fastest you've ever failed a run?
>>539035418my most reliable horse is luchador thoughever
The global is so sweaty it feels like I'm playing against bots
>>539035313I'm a Taiki and Super Freak super fan, so A.
My fun team made it the finals, it's a lot of fun watching a triple late surger team all move up together at the same time.I don't understand how goldships with 870 speed can win any of these races but the only losses I have come from ones with sub 1k spd.
>>539035313I prefer Mayano is whom is both.
Guess it has to be a threadly reminder now. Rice Shower is a hero
Imagine rerolling multiple runs just for spurt and long S only to lose to someone who didn't give a shit about either of those. Grind some more horses, sweatlords.
>>539035437Too ugly, I don't want that mental image
>>539035007Went 4/40(I think that's the max for the round) and advanced to Group A in my last roll of the dice. Then immediately went 0/5 and stopped. I'll try to make some new aces tomorrow before retrying.
>>539035313A, leave the perverted actions for when we are alone
>>539035435why is kita nigga molesting my wife teio
Curious what /uma/ finds more valuable.https://poal.me/2nyphhttps://poal.me/2nyphhttps://poal.me/2nyph
>>539035524This is something only a Villain would say
I'm surprised it took me until Round 2 to see this.
>>539035036I rolled 200 times on Creek's banner and didn't get shit for SRs. I have to wait til November or some shit before rolling on another banner. I'll just do open league and get more rewards than this guy:>>539035168
>people openly talking about cheating>yuri faggot arguing with peopleyup, its seafag hours
>>539035471Gotta wait for Director to give you a Bofa Bailout.
>>539035371B
>>539035149She would definitely be an "as long as he comes home to me" cuckquean
>>539035539>Narita Brian>Nice Nature>Gold Ship>Anons tries to act all cool and claim he's not a tryhard
>>539035029if you're casually playing don't bother doing more runs unless you're building towards something more tangible like a better TT teamor if you really want stronger parents, start off with a 2* blue (for a total of 6*) and slowly build up from there, otherwise you are in a deep deep hole of hundreds to thousands of runs for a perfect parent
>>539035471smart falcon win 2 races by year 2 jan 1 cause i got disinfo'd by a youtuber saying turf D was enough to win races so i skipped out on running early dirt races for some juicy 3+ bond trainings
>>539035664why so early
>>539035595I am comfortable with Group B killing off the casuals.
If you make it to CM finals are you guaranteed a title?
which is better?
>>539035595i just need the title to elongate my ecock
>>539035456Ass Wonder!>>539035617Life of a triple crown.
>>539035524Rice can win!
>>539035468Feels like just a 3 star is not worth much and very contextual. I have my random 2 blue 3 red or 3 blue 2 reds from mediocre ace runs and what not, but I dont really use them for training aces at all.What is the general strategy here? Is there a pipeline to an actual good general purpose parent that might be good for more than a single chame?
>>539035814Only in open league.
She fucks on the first date
>>539035728>>539035749
>>539035725for a guy who complained about gas lighting that chart is a laugh. 20 runs for a random blue I'm pretty sure doesn't math. even i f you did 1100/600/600 in chosen stats you're still rolling on 2/5 being lower than that
>>539035313A
>>539035676>oh nooo what if I accidently kissed the person I like kyaaaawhy are japs like this
>>539035816right
>>539033429You're supposed to witgame tt bwo
>>539035887Baby making sex with Marvelous Sunday!
>>539035539yeah I stopped giving a shit about this so-called "hard requirements or else you lose" list that this thread preaches because you will get to finals with a coinflip and a decent uma anyway as long as you're not braindead buying random skills
>>539035572Your wife enjoys casual sex with Kitasan and Makween every so often. You don't mind, right? She'll let you in on the action too.
What does S in a turf type or race length or whatever actually do over A? Does it reduce stamina consumption, or does it increase speed, or what?
>>539035471
>>539035908Kissing this anon on the lips.
>>539035749How does Kiryuuin stay safe? At least Tazuna can reasonably fight back since she's also an u*a but Aoi is a defenseless ningen who's dead the moment an umamusume decides she has to go.
>>539035847Hope you rewarded her for such a performance
>>539035908Boys shouldn't be kissing boys
>>539035816whichever one has higher affinity with whatever uma you're trying to raise
>>539036007>get expectations pre-debut>get cooldown anyway4/5 breddy gud
>>539035564Oguri is hot
PACE GOLDSHI
Thank you cygenerous, now I feel little less bad about B-leagueFuck the CM, I don't need it
>>539035524Rice Shower will eat a gyro.
>>539035648You're doing something wrong if thats your best uma. You should use something like 3 speed and 3 stamina cards, max out friendship asap, and try to train only speed and stamina to level up facilities. It might help to use a guide to know what choices give you during events. Only rest if your trainings have 20%+ failure chance.
>>539035954The reality is uma is an RNG simulator. You can only try to minimize the chances of RNG fucking you over but in the end everything is still random. That's why you should pray to shiraoki-sama before every CM.
>>539035853Isn't graded league finals just 1 race?
>>539035847Based Laisu.
>>539036045I love this Boku so much bros
>>539035564As in uma cosplay is too ugly, or your students are, because either you're a fag or my condolences.
But how?The tier list said that these three are garbage, specially Creek, my waifu. >play with meta >1 win>play with my favorites>full sweep
>>539036035she has meek
>WIT
Does Haru's VA ever sing any of the songs?
>>539036239>group B
>tfw i'll never wake up next to marvey smooshing my face between her massive sundays
>>539036310yes... the shitters...
>>539036124HOLY BASED
If you haven't qualified to Group A finals yet I will have to ask you to leave. This is a thread for SERIOUS players only.
>>539036284Meek is busy raping Aoi's bf (me)
>>539036361I’m going to be king of the shitters
Sorry, McQueen. In real life, Gold Ship gets the girl.
>>539036239A dropouts are gonna come for that Bussy
>>539036035Hurting a human is grounds to be put down
>>539036284Not so fast Happy Meek
>>539035313B is literally my wife
i already have my medium groundwork grandparents ready...
>spurt triggers>win>spurt doesn't trigger>losethis game is kinda ass
Spe...
>>539036516For me, it was my Golshi not proccing her second stamina gold
>>539036306There is the song that plays when you win a Dirt G1
HARUKITTE IKOU!!
getting forced by Pokke...
>>539036541do you think spechud and oguri share a fat fuck solidarity
>>539036045Need Cheval to squeeze my dick dry with those boobs
>loses once>proceeds to rebuild Ace fearing defeat in the finalsumamusume is a schizo game
Teio I'm not kissing you
>>539036516>spurt doesn't trigger>I still have 850 power>I still win
>>539035852Making parents is an iterative process, of course. You can make decent "non-optimal" ones to feed into your next runs, but ideally you should fish for a pretty good one and go from there. If your goal is exclusively building CM-specific parents, then that's a much deeper hole.
wasted a parent run because i forgot to check career requirements and went into arima kinen with 270 staminawhoops
>>53903500714/20 only today....I'm sorry danchou I'm such a fucking loser. It appears I'll be losing finals (again)...
>>539036594Forced to do what...
>>539036493
>>539036239The gay guide assumes you have EVERYTHING (unless you swipe, you don't)Your wife is your wife because you like her and she works with whatever shit you have in the account and doesn't need you to pull off some autistic shit.
>>539036604They seek out fat trainers because they know they have a full fridge.
>2/5>2/5>3/5>1/5I'll switch to my other Golshi tomorrow and see how she does but I really shouldn't queue in early. I went against a 1200/1200 whale, that shouldn't even be
>>539036696to take her first time
>>539035852>actual good general purpose parent that might be good for more than a single chameYou're looking for 9* blue and as much turf sparks you can get. If you have something like that you can just borrow distance or skill parents.
>>539036594AAIIIIEEEE TACHYON SAVE MEYou will now remember that Dantsu Flame exists because no one in this thread does
Alright time to lock in for CM
>>539035338amazing, can you post the stats/skills?
got to the finals so i'm satisfied
>>5390350074/5, rebuilding McQueen rn. I'm not giving any chance to loss against retards with 6 recovery skills
My groundwork grandparent's aren't looking so hot in the red and blue department.
>>539036239Which tier list is that? Everyone with a gold heal was ranked A
>>539036631Let's stay specific since it really simplifies it for me. My current goal is building a good Seiun Sky I can use as a future parent so I am currently trying to go for grandparents (or parents to Seiun Sky). Only issue is that I feel like I got 3 tries per day with the borrows and then I'm out for the day. What would you think is the right approach here? Just do random runs and try to luck out on white sparks? That's really all I can think of currently.
I wish there was a way to speed to the end and collect the fans if you fail to get what you're looking for from the 2nd inspiration
>>539036814i just rubbed one out to dantsu 6 hours ago what do you want from me
New kino dropped https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsy-2Vf5MeU
are we sure groundwork is goodumalator does not like itbut it seems like it should be good
>>539036814rude, I'm still waiting for her
Every W today was because of your skill. Every L today was because of mood RNG. Simple as, we're all gonna make it in the finals.
I like this uma
>>539035717Is brian actually good, ive never seen her win in my matches
Is this good for the next CM?
>Amazing Run>Onsen Ticket>Mood Down + Slacker>4 turns wasted trying to fix itWHY
WHY OGURII HAD 8 HINTS ON YOU FOR THE GROUNDWORKSYOU MADE MY CONDOR A RETARD
>>539035671True, that's a possibility.Some of my best aces got agamasend only to be rescued by bofa in the last few days
>>539036889That's so much beter than my last 20 groundwork runs
>13754 gigapower whale-built McQueen>Loses to my piece of shit Gatekept GolshiKEKSee you in hell
This gap right here
This shitty Taishin can't win a single run, I can't believe I wasted 40 rolls on her. I could've used that to pull Sumer MaruTaishin was a such a fucking gaslight....
>>539036889I'm just starting the grandparents. Great grandparents are amazing in the whites but blue and pink is the final frontier so...
>>539036985Now go to Hokkaido to visit her.
>>539035490why is gold ship ch*stnut in this?
I have not seen a single uma which isn't an end closer win a single race. Also 0 uraras trying to fuck over taishin despite how much it's shilled in this general.
>>539036941Pics or it didn't happen
>>539037127that mcqueen has 1 gold and low wit
Uma pussy is too tight
>>539037035>2 gold recoveriesFor what purpose?
I'm impressed that my Super Creek has the highest top-three rate of my team.
>>539037229My Seiun Sky won a race today as front runner. I should have recorded it. First time I've seen one win this cup.
>grass wonder has an event where she gets mad at random men commenting on the attractiveness of historical umas____
>>539036586ISSHOU NI GANBARIMASHOU NE!
>>539037220bwo?
>>539037035Speed Laughing
>>539037127>pos>hits all recommended stats and skillswutNo long S but that McQueen probably ran out of gas
>>539036814I also masturbated to Dantsu today so I have not forgotten
>>539037220That's how they are born.
>>539037305she is the most american horse out of all the cast
>>539037249Your cock is just too big
>>5390368501-0 10L2-0 6L
>>539037254This was a random run... and I lost 2 times due to lack of stamina, i have 200~ stamina on kikuka sho...
>>539037175>no long S>more guts than wit
>>539037175I haven't seen a single Taishin beat a Goldship. Even the shitty 800/1200 ones can beat a 1200/1000 Taishin.
>>539037045>FINALLY FIX SLACKER>SLOW METABOLISM TAKES 3 TURNS TO FIXI HOPE UMA DEVS GET RAPED
>>539036919Roughly speaking, yes. Any uma you make with your borrows will be there as a grandparent. Then you bring a card that can give the skills you want (e.g. groundwork) as a hint, and basically play as you normally would. If you get the hint, take the skill. If you get the white spark at the end, you can then have that uma as a parent in the next borrowed run, and so on. Once you have two umas with 2* groundwork, you don't need to rely on the borrows anymore.
daiwa had to return to her home planet
Pokke please be my gf
Post your biggest takedowns.Spenders need not apply.
>>539037229I've got a Mayano Front Runner and a Rudolf pace chaser win and a Goldship end closer win. Those are my only wins in this CM.
Who here hasn’t jacked off to Dantsu Flame today?
this woman sounds like so problematic
>>539037461post mood and stat
>>539037305Junior dares to disgrace ancient umas..they are courting death.>T. Grass Wonder
>>539037430Than look up
How do CM finals work for A and B?
>>539037229My Daiwa scarlet has a 30% win rate.
I'm going in brothers
>>539037220easy on the racism, spe-chan
AAAH 7 FUCKING TURNS LOST TO RANDOM BULLSHIT THIS WAS MEANT TO BE MY KINO BRIAN
https://youtu.be/DXU3UtwX_zg?si=3lVyElrb64Tlk7gy
CMs will be hell after xoguri and bourbon release, nothing but xoguri and bourbon....
>>539037719Bourbon is sexy as fuck so I like seeing her
>>539036989>10% Speed Growth>20% HP Growth>Pretty good ult that's kind of like Rudolf's but only needs to pass 1 UmaYes. She's pretty good on Stat Growths alone
>>539037548I will protect the small island nation's honor
>>539036782Yes, I'll put it into your jungle pocket.
>>539037454>momentarily within 10 lengths>"Will she pass on the inside or outside?!"Oh the suspense.
>>539037494I didn't
>>539037035>medium straight ways??????
>>539037719It's not like CM right now is unique. Every race it's always Goldship/Debuffer and open slot.
>>539037454>Resplendent Red Ace>Tail Held High>Race Planner>Deep Breaths>Straightaway AdeptRedline-Nitro-Gif.gif
>>539037810Kinky
>>539037698>IRL Grass got a boner for IRL Spe... So many questions
>>539036192Mate I know all that and tried all that, but 3x 0LB and 1LB stamina cards could only get me so far.I have a wit card here but I've tried 3x speed and failed URA finale and got a worse uma, or didn't get Long S, etc.My other racers had to be 4x stamina 2x speed
>>539037909everyone has goldship though
>>539037986Spe is a femboy
Is Fine Motion ever a playable Uma or only a support card?
I think Marvelous Sunday would be a wonderful wife.
holy fucking shit I'm getting absolutely blasted It's over
i still don't have a single A+ uma
>>539037439My current strat was just running with the Air Groove guts card hoping to hit groundwork. My runs I did with borrowed groundwork parents didn't proc a white spark, so that won't make for a good grandparent yet since the sparks are meh, no? Maybe it's also too much to aim for as many white sparks for a single skill on that Seiun Sky. How many do I even need to go for? At what point does it become a waste? I feel I want at least 5 on the final Seiun Sky.
>>539038075She comes out a couple weeks before the anni uma banner
what would you do if you were kitasan's trainer
CUMA Daichou won by quitting at the peak
>>539037765This. It's fine if the Uma is sexy.
>>539037778Based Kentuckian with the power of God and Anime by her side
>>539037719..He says while we are seeing 3x golshi mirror matches
>>539038140take her for a walk
>somehow lost to thisLuck game
>>539038081I think Marvelous Sunday would give good paizuri.
>3/5>2/5>1/5>4/5Every loss went like this>gold recovery didn’t activate>spurt didn’t activate
What does having an S actually do, reduce stamina usage or increase your speed, or what?
>>539038140Ask her to introduce me to Dia
>>539038237That's a good Mayano though
>>539038102I still don't have a single A uma.
>>539038102I only have one
>>539036947Sex with Gentil and Golshi
>>539037778sniff
She is not your wife.She is not your onahole.She is the director of the school your Umas train and study at.She is there to make sure that they have a healthy environment to expand their brain as well as train as hard as they can for races.Please do not think of doing lewd things to the Director.
>>539037526
>>539038274all remedied with 800 wit
Killing everyone's stamina is the best strat
>>539038298For distance it gives you like 20% more speed. So not having it means you're FUCKED.
>>539038274Their win rate
>>539038298It acts like a percentage bonus on your stats if you fulfill the condition.
>>539038373imagine just bending her over her desk
>>539038347damn, so seductiveTeio, you cant let rudolf beat you like this
>>539038465What about for position?
>>539038140I would
>>539038237I thought that was mine for a second but mine is worse than even that lol. Still got a win under her belt though.
>>539037151Erotic.
>>539038427bro your speed/stamina?
>>539038465>20%It’s 10%
What unique skills for cm3 other than Seiun Sky?Is taiki's good for cm3?Is Maruzensky's good for cm3?
>>539038434you realize that running haru front causes a pace down that preserves stamina rightstrong fronts are the ones that actually burn stamina for everyone
>>539038140Praise God everyday I got such a popular and good uma. Praise God again because I got a wife for life.
>>539038107Grandparent sparks are worth half, so if your borrowed had 3*, that's equivalent to 1.5* already. 5* and above should be decent for your own parent.The thing with parent-building is that it's incredibly mindnumbing. I much prefer just gradually improving my TT squad using the decent parents I unintentionally made along the way, and if something good comes out of it, that's great.
>>539038638pasanono
>>539038535Power/velocity i believe.
>>539038373I know what you are
>>539038102I only have 2
>>5390374203-0 3 1/4L4-0 1 1/4L5-0 DST
>the third wheel shitter you brought with is actually a massive boon because they keep dying on the final corner and blocking people
>>53903853510% bonus to wit checks not including skills. you probably want this for a front runner
>>539034274Teio is ready to marry (me)
>>539038434Post nice nature
>>539038791If you're brocked, you're brocked
>>539037853Well why not?
>>539038298Surface is +power, distance is +speed, style is +wit (except for skill activation).
post your gemini winst.barely made it to Group A
>>539038373A hand-job is fine as well. I need to relieve stress, since being a trainer at such a prestigious academy is not an easy task, surely the director can give me a hand right?
El carrying my sorry ass again it seems
can you get blocked by your own umas?
>>539038791evil nature’s final bout
>>539038791My third wheel even has a token win
>>539038465>So not having it means you're FUCKED.uncapped speed means nothing without 1k power
>>539038898>no spurt, where is it>inside Teionaruhodo............
>>539039009No, they phase through each other with the power of nakama.
>>539039009Yes, someone post the vtuber
I like Taishin more than Golshi
>>539039009yes
>>539039009yesThat's why it's risky to bring like 3 late surgers
>>539038791Pace Chaser debuff Rudolf for me. Let's Mayano get the Seiun trigger by not fighting for first, debuffs everyone in the lobby and then dies at the last corner and drops back blocking a bunch of the others. Was a sheer desperation play that worked out.
>>539038465>>539038627>>539038957Why the fuck are you niggers TELLING ME DIFFERENT THINGSFUCKING GASLIGHT TRAINERS YOU ASSHOLES FUCK YOU
What's the easiest time to queue? Immediately after its out felt like suicide
>guaranteed bronze title this timePisses me off I couldn't get it last time
>none of my clubmates posted their resultsCome on cowards, I promise I won't laugh
>>539038703I actually don't mind too much as I tend to click through the careers while doing something else.Let me pick your brain on something else. How would you rate a grandparent with 3 star blue power or stamina and random 1-2 star red spark vs a 2 star blue power or stamina but 3 star turf? I feel the latter is way better to take further but maybe I'm overestimating the utility here.
When's the deadline for the next registration?
>>539039009Yes. Nip programmers somehow programmed the least nip horses in existence
>Queue>"Oops, it's all goldshitters!"Guess I'm raping B league
>>539039219I queued at 2am EST this morning and got either total shitters (seriously like 600 speed shitters), or turbo 1200/1200 long S whales, no inbetween.
>>539039219Immediately after is the easiest time because it's when all the apes immediately jump in, bro. I'm so sorry you had to find out like this.
Mejiro McQueeeeeen
>>539038906nice nature
>>539038786Lots of Front runners out today6-0 2 1/2L>>539039219Right now seems pretty easy? 2-3hrs before reset was my goto last CM
>>539038226Which Uma would 100% be into pet play with their toreina-san?
>>539039219Probably like right now after all the whales have blown their load but before real neighger hours when the weirdos and SEA slugs are on.
>My McQueen is consistently beating out Golshi fags with SS because they only have 600 power.Eat shit Golfaggots who didn't grind out for power sparks
>>539039321elegance in all things
How do I make a good debuffing sprint Air Groove?
>>539039219I lost every single race of the qualifiers until my final run that I did in the last 20 minutes before the refresh. Make of that what you will.
I pot5 my Brian on impulse because I got spooked by her. Is she any good for CM3?
>>539039321>>539039405post your mejiro
>>539039394
>>539039446stop lewding my brother
>>539039159Someone has to
it's over...
>>539039195Google Doc tells you the exact percentage
>bring Tazuna to emulate a whale deck>she consistently keeps wanting to date so late that she hardly makes a differenceWhat's the point if she won't show up?
>got 2nd place in a race I should have won because some other retard's obese grass wonder suicide bombed in front of my Gold Ship and died right as her spurt activatedYOU NIGGER BITCH GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAAAAAAAY
I'm just here happy my guys won a single match and heading into the finals anyway.
>okay time to eat dirt and wind up in B finalsI... how the fuck? My uma are not very good at all.
>>539039446She's fine, anyone who can run late has a chance if you have a front block.
>>539039446She's not special but she's for sure playable and she's super hot which I think deserves consideration.
Only way to beat Daiwa rocket is to pray she doesn’t proc a gold and shoot her with debuffs
>>539039525bottom, nyow
guys is this good?
>>539039530BUT YOU FUCKERS TOLD ME NOT TO BELIEVE THE GOOGLE DOCKEY AND THAT IT'S FULL OF MISINFORMATION
>>539034274out of 10!
>>539039595its not bad
>>539039493He said uma, not dog
CM2 is so much more serious than CM1....
>>539039595Depends on what you already have. If you're new its decent.
>>539019850
>>539039580it's unironically over
>>539039219SEAbros are starting to wakeup btw
Say something nice about my miles grass wonder
>>539039595Good for a grand parent depending on what you have now.
>2/5>2/5>2/5>2/5Got BAD mood in 17 fucking races, so many close matches where Goldshi just gave up in the last 200m.
>>539039767FUCK
>>539039714you are not ready for CM3 then
>>539039797She might be retarded
>>539039568Or just run an actual front runner against her so the rocket doesn't have a chance of going off in the first place.
>>539039797sniffing her butt
>>539039251The second one is fine in general, although I might prefer the first one if it's stam+mile or power+medium. Red sparks usually go distance > surface > style, so it's fine to have turf relegated to grandparents. It also makes it more useful overall, as upgrading random distances/styles can make it harder for you to farm specific ones later on.
>>539039767Is it ever worth to infirmary for a Practice Poor?
>>539019850>>539039761God these kids are asking for it.
>>539036586>proceeds to not show up on Speed 70% of the career even at MLB
>>539039867not really, but if there's nothing else to do for the turn maybe just so that it doesn't fuck you over if you get hit with a second debuffbut in the long term probably not
>>539038906it's the same Nature I used for the other cup>>539038658I run my Urara as End
>>539039867Yes. That 2% will screw you over hard.
>>539039867I would say so especially if you have no good training. you could gamble on rec for a shrine visit cure tho
>>539039867Never. Until it 3% fails your triple rainbow, then you do it every time.
YOU'VE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME >960 speed>990 stam>780 power><400 wit>winsFUCK YES I CAN ONLY GET SO ERECT I WILL HAVE VICTORY SEX WITH MCQUEEN TONIGHT
>>539039867Just don't come bitching to /uma/ when the 2% strikes, which if you just let it hang for 20+ turns is going to happen a lot.
Would you have sex with Daiwa Scarlet?
how good is unrestrained for frontrunner cm3
>>539039867No, but I have lost multiple +60 and +100 trainings to a 2% so I always try to get rid of it.
what's the queue looking like for group A around this time of day bros
>>539040192If she agrees to wear a King Halo mask during.
>>539039568>run smart falcon or mcqueen>take first place before she can lift offgg>>539040195It will never ever proc when you want it, but you can take it as backup for Seiun's unique if you have the SP
>>539040246average queue time 5 minutes
>>539040192Only if Tachyon is gathering data on us
i have to say that after the first few days Frenzied has triggered quite often and the girls it hit never came close to winning
>>539040329b-but are they whales?
>>539040195marginal, probably not worth buying unless you somehow have a massive discount.
>>539038298Mind you, the faster you are, the more stamina you drain.
>>539039467She or my Golshi are almost always first, I think I've lost like 3 overall due to dealing with whales and mood.Too many faggots pulled up with 600 speed SS and thought it'd be enough.
Teio is a bad influence on Mayano
>18/20>15/20>11/20I am sensing a dangerous trends bros
I got 3/20 on this and went into "A" againlast CM I didn't place into anything so I got 0 rewardsam I guaranteed anything or do I gotta win more?
>>5390393807-0 5L8-0 3L8-1 6L Oof she gassed out
Fellas, I'm making an Umamusume vagina chart, with a hairiness and a brownness axis. Where can I get a hold of the good-looking circular icons for the umas? The wiki doesn't seem to have them.
>>539040192If she agrees to wear a Vodka mask during.
>get sent to Group A even with mediocre uma>get locked out of finals rewards because I can't cinch even one win against A+ Gold Ships and Narita Taishins with debuffers etc. etc. etc.I hate this Please get me out of Group A I dreaded this would happen I don't like being proven right this time
>>539040461>>539040506>>539040563you're queuing at this time and it's this bad?when will we be free of the whale tyrants...
>My Umas did nothing in the final stretch except flat out box in Rice Shower for the winThis was the most hilarious thing I've seen
>>539040506No, you qualified and you get 3rd place rewards even if your umas collapse and have to be euthanized on the track. Gratz on luckshitting.
>>539040615We can only hope that her trainer was watching and seething the whole time.
>>539040563How does this work? I luckshitted myself into A barely somehow, am I just fucked? Do I need to win more to get any prize?>>539040607My horses are bad dude>>539040647holy shit I'm so grateful for that. I don't think I'd win even a single race. Thank you. I was worried.
>anons stressing over 1200 stamina 3 gold heals S turf S long playing hundreds of campaigns just to be at the mercy of RNG and lose to people with 900 speed>when they could be smurfing in B tier with 700 staminalol
>>539040615Teamwork makes the dream work>That haru in the backYou stupid goblin
>>539039551Luck Game. Post Umas
>>539040713B tier can't get platinum title
>>539040713>with 700 staminathere's an anon here with 1k stam lineup in open league
>>539040789so?
>>539040563Same experience. Same as last time too.
>>539040789you aren't getting it either bud
>>539040701anon, the prizes aren't all that special. Getting into A is enough of a gap to reward your efforts. It's not bad if you get consolation prizes in Group A finals etc>t.A+/S+A:+/D+/C Golshi
>>539040713Lel winning B is same as coming last in A
>>539040869That's cool. I got zero rewards last CM, I failed to do anything. I was super upset about it
>>539040861I'm going to get lucky.
>8/20>11/20>x/20M-maybe I will wait after what happened to >>539040563 You got 0/20? >>539040840 You got 0/40? I was dreading about that a few days ago if I somehow end up 0/40, we might as well quit and go to open league
>>539040523>Fellas, I'm making an Umamusume vagina chartthese are always stupid because it's just the headcanon of whoever makes the chart
>gaslighting actually worksI fucking kneel to the uma misinformation ecosystem
>>539040945Yes, it is. And that makes it correct.
Why couldn't it have been a 2* mile? Goddamnit. This will do, I guess.
>>539040953How was he training his umas?
>>539040953what, the stamina? What was the correct thing
>>539041031wrong, evidently
>>539040679It was ridiculous. Goldship usually runs away with the highest speed of the three at 1080, but for some reason she just stayed at the side, letting Special Week reach all the way to the end for 1st place
>>539040195Gambling skill. If you proc it and angling at the same time you win, but proccing angling is winning already anyway.
>>539040701Your Gold Ship is almost fine but lacking a Straightaway Spurt. I thought I could run one ike this as well but it sucked. I then cobbles together pic related in a day and now im in the finals.
>>539040953Turns out it was JP who assassin'd him.
>>539040563but /uma/ told me that whales are a minority and you'll never run into them?
>bring 3 speed 3 stamina card>no rainbow or 1 (one) single uma on speed training for the whole 10 turns
>>539040953what video is redditbro talking about
>>539040945no, i've been able to measure all of their dimensions (and moistness) with my own pp
Should I dump $200 to get Rice Shower?
>>5390410461000 and two golds are enough
>>539040607>>539040840>>5390409400/5 so far, I'm dreading spending the rest of my tickets since my uma just seem not up to the task. I refuse to use Gold Ship. Also I'm the retard running double front runners.
>>539040945Almost everything discussed here is just headcanon so it'll be par for the course
>>539040747How the fuck do you know that is Haru? Don't tell me you guys are experts at looking at uma legs?
>>539041031>>539041046>>539041090this one apparently, retarded globalbab creators regurgitating witGOD's advice without checking comprehension kwab
>>539041067I know, missing Spurt was a huge mistake. Honestly I didn't even know that skill existed. I have a Hishi Amazon MLB too, I just had no idea. I don't really read guides, just took advice and my own experience.Nice job getting to the finals though
>>539041046>>539041031It's the wit training instead of rest video
>>539040953>>539041046>>539041090StatusNexus: https://youtu.be/vMzn2j1E56Y?si=IXWWUNCdmsJPuYpi UmaPokke: https://youtu.be/ithtO0z3Kwk?si=fwIw76BXzF-RkjdHapparently it's these two videos lmao. should have watched witgod's videos, retards.
>>539041175>>539041203I called out this faggot for bullshiting on this video comments and he deleted my comment, twice after I did it again I called him out for deleting the first one.
>>539041178I didn't even use my own Hishi Amazon. I just borrowed a parent with 3 star straightaway spurt representative and did it like that. My deck was 4 speed 2 stamina.
>>539041175>this can guy gaslight people into training shit uma>watch this shitter instead (platlet no less)shills are actual drones
Nooooo my free wins against witmaxxers
Do you like your umas slutty?
>>539041332This was my deck. But yeah that's smart. Damn.
>>539041340Seriously, it's getting harder and harder to find busted TT shitters to tee off on. I'm actually going to have to improve my TT team in a week or two if I want to retain 6.
> Kitasan chose to camping the Wit on senior yearIs this a reference to her retirement?
>>539041330honestly he's fucking based, people should be allowed to lie to casual retards and farm CM wins and ad revenue off them with impunity
>>5390405209-1 10L10-1 1/2L - 8 End/lates Jesas>>539041175Uma really is a gaslight game
i like how the worst possible outcome is for players that were barely good enough to get 3 wins in the first phase, because getting out of group A is impossible, even if it only needs one wini have never seen so many 3x1200s with my horses trying to do the kurt cobain challenge, holy moly
>>539040940>You got 0/40?Yeah. Got close to winning 1, but Taishin stole it.
not watching your faggot ass video you insufferable grifter
reminder that if you borrowed a legacy at any point you didn't earn your winsyou didn't use your own girls and you're a cuck
>1200 stam 3 golds>Taishin is S tier>run 3 acesSo much gaslighting this CM
>>539041175the average gacha player is so retarded, "wit game" isn't an going 6 wit and spamming it all career, is about using it instead of resting when there's no rainbows and your energy is already high so you don't end up with sub 300 retards how is it difficult to understand
>>539041096Give all your worldly possessions to Rice Shower
>>539039819my doctor told me to skip CM3
reminder that if you aren't botting you might as well stop playing since you didn't win jack and shityou thought this game was about f2p vs whales?lol. rofl. lmao. XD if you're so inclined. this game is all about whales, botting whales, and bottom of the barrel trash, like you, f2p cucks.
Dreams do come true
Wait is CM going on right now? I thought we got a 1 day break.
>witgod: "you should witmaxx your TT umas to farm score. better team rank and more skill activations = more score">westslop: "NEVER REST ONLY PRESS WIT"what happened there
>>539041419In any case since I went through the same thing. the golshi im using now has worse stats and no S compared to the one i used before. But Straightaway Spurt is so fucking busted it makes all the difference. Also don't believe the people telling you 1100+ stam is mandatory. I'm not running out of stamina on the one I'm using with Nice Natures left and right.The only times I'm losing is if i actually face off agains the all max whales that have their own narita taishin / golshis with 1200/1200 S rank AND straightaway spurt.
>>539041597>Regurgitate "uma is wit game" 24/7>Some SEAn- SEAvillager goes off and unironically runs with it for a 40 minute long video essay as to feed his village>Everyone acts shocked that this happenedrolf
nice run... wasted another spurt and long s
>>539039714long distance PVP events are all awful forever, don't worry about it too much
>>539041175>>539041203>>539040953>>539041340>>539041445Are people really maxing wit in TT, i really havent been paying attention, maybe its real cause no way my f2p ass should get 500k. FUCK
>80% winrate so far.>No SSShe's clinically retarded AND isn't optimal but she's a winner.
>>539041726Yeah Spurt must be that good, its crazy. I kept trying to get it but it was too late b that point.At least I luckshitted myself into A I guess.
>>539041737anon we are in the MIDDLE of cm2 and you STILL don't have a gold ship?
Fellas, I need your opinions on your waifus. There are some umas that I'm extremely confident about the placing of - for instance, it is self-evident that El Condor has a stinky, crisp-looking brown vagina, even though she's a fake latina - but there are some that I've just never thought about before in that way, like Winning Ticket and Special Week. Please tell me what your headcanons are about various horse vaginas, and I will decide placement based on reasoning.
>>539041562>you're a cuckNo I am not, just because my wife name is funny doesn't mean anything
>>539041372No
Sweaty sex with sweaty umas
>>539041698Gutsmaxing is better for farming TT ranks
>>539041597>the average gacha player is so retardedThe communities of free to play mobile and pc games are the lowest of lows, so yeah.
>>539041786Ch3ck your opponent after you get a 5 win streak, chances are they have like 1100 wit and no stamina
next thread will be better
>>539041175>check out the seanig video insteadhmmmm nyoo i don't think i will
>>539041786Check the top rankers. They have a million skills and 600 wit minimum.
>>539041787what? 80%!?I have a 40% damn.
>>5390417931100 speed and 1100 stamina? yeswith spurt and long s? no
when is the next F2P SSR coming out and what is it gonna be? can i get a list to go please?
Remember to wait 2 minutes in between each race you win
>>539041624>Drain for RoseWhat is this implying?
ARE ANY OF THESE GOOD I JUST GOT THEIR 3 STARS UNLOCKEDIs End mayano a meme or a good build
>>539041843gutsmaxxing is better for stat inflation therefore reaching a higher team rank, they are useless for team trials, basically easy prey
>>539040563I managed to get One (1) (Uno) (Ichi) win. 1/10. I'm in Group B finals. I'm happy with this.
>>539041787>962 powerThat's literally the same as 800 pow + spurt
>>539041878Rice will make sure of that
>>539034884You will, and you can blame Mr Hands for that.
>>539041990all 3 are meta for Cm3
>>539041786Yes. Most of the time I score between 450-500k but every so often I find a witmaxxer to annihilate
Honestly the most detrimental gaslight that impacted everyone has to be the 1200 stamina 3 gold recoveries meme
hot period, queue now
>>53904151411-1 8L>>539041576Maybe I haven't run into a strong one, but Taishin seems really bad compared to Golshi.>>539041787Based solo Ace Golshi
Why doesn't McQueen just eat the other uma?
Open league is easier now than it was yesterday and beforeGot 5/5, no sweating, was leading with both oguri and goldship when that last curve started
>>5390421072bigmust be chicken sized
Which horse is most obviously the one futa horse if you had to pick one? State your reasoning. Hard mode: not "it came to me in a dream"
>>539042107She will only do it if they're covered in honey and chocolate
>>539041786I witmaxx and I lose like 80% of my duels, but it doesn't matter because the 20% I do win score higher than the people trying to build all-rounder umas that win as many races as possibleteam trials is risk game
>didn't even train a team just used the same goldship as last time>manage to crawl into group b finals with 2 winsHEH NOTHIN PERSONNEL KID
>>539041878
>>539042013Yep and it only took 30 runs of getting neither SS or Long S at the same time and I got a god run and decided that she was so good that the SS didn't matter anymore.My McQueen ended up the same way but I got the god run after about 10 or so so she steals wins when my Golshi gets brocked.
>finally make a somewhat decent ace>always consistently at the back>now my other runners get 2nd and 3rd most of the timeGlad I'm qualified for the next round but this feels like bullshit
In the discourse of this chame, stamina has been grossly overstated while the importance of power has been understated. Change my mind.
>>539042049the urara grief has been one of the most damaging things the youtubers have done to global normiesa similar one is being spread for cm3 involving bakushinshit is so tiring
>>539041597that's not even what wit game meant. Seiru was talking about how if you're whiffing 30% of your procs you wish dying on the track
Seeing two Gold ships in every fucking race just sucks all the fun of the game.
when parent farming do I match the ace's story races to raise affinity or just do races with good sparks?
>>539042272Those 2 hills are brutal and everyone just thought they could get aaay with just 600 power kek
>>539042319Just wait until you see 6 front runners every race in about 3 weeks.
>>539042352Can you take this down?
>>539042352Cum on her face
>>539042296it is really funny though
>>539042272Too many people took give up speed for stamina as push for 1200 stam even with like 800 speed and barely 600 power.
Not two weeks ago I told you guys all you needed was 900-1000 stamina with 2 gold recoveriesI even explained how the game code works and the importance of uphills and downhills in this race trackAnd yet you didn't listen, you'd rather be gaslighted by some grifter tranny on youtube instead of trusting your fellow torenasWell, now you are in group B and barely scrapping the bottomGood luck next Champions Meeting
Ladies and gentlemen:I present you the biggest A+ jobber in this general, holy fuck she SUCKS ASSI get that she's not perfect but she is getting her ass handed to her by absolute casual umas CONSISTENTLY, she has choked multiple "Free win" matches
>>539042272same as last CM, you could see people with 500-600 because they believed 900 stamina + maestro was required as someone who played JP for 3 years this shit is so funny to witness
>>539042401Why? It’s cute
>mfw my pace chaser is passed by end golshi before mid-race
>>539042336atm it's any graded race shared but you should just do g1s and chase the triples since they change is in the future to only g1s
>>539042319Good thing you won't see any in CM3
>>539042459>550 power>no long Sdo with this information whatever you want
>>539042407why are you like this? this is why we cant have nice things
>>539042512It's aggressively cute
The quality of Umas I get has increased significantly after I just completely gave up on RB.Not having a level 45+ McQueen means I always had to bend over backwards to hit 35 RB, and if I couldn't I still tried to keep it as high as possible, but then I just gave up and my Umas are way better. it lets me do stuff like use my LB1 Teio card that gives a fuckton more stats than my Narita.
>>539042459>550 powerbro... she dies at the first uphill and never recovers
I need you guys help with Silence Suzuka's pussy. Do you think it's hairy, or smooth? Do you think it's light, or dark?
>>539042459Timely post
>>539041576taishin is also SS tier for cm3
>>539042319Golshi retires after this. Just enjoy it.Next CM won't have golshi, but it will have 6 umas fighting for 1st place right out of the gate.Then CM4 you will meet the hag sexo queen and you will have to witness at least 2 pair of her tits every single race
>>539041990End cunny saved my life when my goldshit dies
>>539042508Her first body
>>539041786I must have poor luck because I never run into these witmaxxers in Class 5 or Class 6It's always the guys with all A ranks kitted out or strong B+ ranks
I just need her card and my profile will be complete. Anything beyond that will be victory laps.
You anons made it sound like Dober was a feminist screaming "Take down the patriarchy," but she really is just an awkward uma.
>>539042459>550 power
>>539042336Yes
>>539042713I want hate sex with dober though
>>539042713She is just the usual closeted girl who needs a huge dicking to get fixed
>>5390415763 aces is true tho, debuffers were only good for taurus cup and completely useless until today
I haven't seen a single pace chaser win any of my lobbiesI don't think I've seen a single late surger that wasn't debuff nice nature either
>>539042459Pace needs 700 power minimum to compete.
>>539042401Hmmm, nyo
>>539042459Let me guess.. no slick surge and you're running her pace like a retard?
I want to pet Kita really bad
You shouldn't post dead horses
>>539042296>being spread for CM3 involving BakushinQRD? I mean Bakushin isn't an insane top tier meta pick like Seiun but I'm assuming casuals would run her because they have no one better + funny meme uma
>>539042893I assume they mean the blockshin strat of making a front denier to enable the other racing styles
>>539042712>latinxeww yikes
>>539042459Running your favorite uma and then losing to Gold nigger #87233 is the worst feel.
>>539042352damn I need to trim my nails
For me its Suzuka, Bakushin, Maruzensky for CM3
i wanna goon
SEKAI SAIKYOU WA
what races should I aim for on a cancer cup parent?
Can anyone provide the googledocs for CM3 career/parents?
for me it's MEJIROOOO MCQUEEEEEN
>>539042893"blockshin" is basically running an useless debuffer Bakushin with low stats to "ruin the pace of other front runners" when they're just going to go past her in the first 100 meters
>>539042991This but replace Maruzensky with El Condor Pasa
>>539043047oink for me piggu
>>539042889Good thing Dober is alive
>>539038990could you show me your Gold Ship's skills? I want to compare with mine
>enter lobby with two other A+ front runners>
PICKLE??!
>>539042979
>>539043087she will outlive them all just to spite spechud
>>539042713Actually we said she really likes men harder than other girls do. Her IRL horse mated with lots of stallions.
>>539042785Daiwa pace did well enough as my backup gambling ace. Ult procs = win, no ult lose simple as
NUMBER ONE
>>539043047Based McQueef GOD
if rice shower rapes me i won't be able to resist and i will helplessly cum in her umamusume pussy again and again while constantly at the peak of sexual pleasure
Sorry Mayano, it's Goldshi game
>Go 4-1 three times in a row>Suddenly go 1-4 in the last entry>Lost twice to 900 stamina long A Oguri CapsI hate this game sometimes.
>>539042968
>>539042712there is a special tag for each horse you can get if you can get every G1-G3 trophy with a single horse
they should make pajama alts
>>539043137
never talk bad about the only good dad in uma
>>539043189Because I turned her out
>>539043293why
>>539043230
post something cute
>>539042713I molested her when she was younger but she doesn't remember my face and we got married
>>539043189Did she fuck more or less than sweep tosho
>based air groove shows up and gives me groundwork
>>53904206711-2 1 3/4L Golshi fucking around was doing, she was chillin dead last for so long. First time I've seen a Seiun Sky take one.11-3 3rd Didn't proc any recovery skills, got smoked by another golshi on the last cornerOwari da...
>either i placed 1st 2nd and 3rd or 6th 7th and 8th no inbetween when you are brocked...
>>539043286speak english when in my english website latinx