Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050501797>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245# News:>Announcement schedule rescheduled; no more monthly teasers due to spoilers. Future announcements will happen only as needed.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/523092648628585985# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>538548194
claiming this thread for thiccley!
Sprite supremacy!
>>539023946Nice art
THERE WILL BE A DEVLOG COME OCTOBER, TO ANNOUNCE OCTOBER RELEASE DATE.. TRUST THE PLAN.
>>539024142Never ask a sprite supremacist the race of her husband
>>539024623Anon, Yule is a Snow Sprite
will we ever get official bunny plush merch
>>539024954>Let me tell you the definition of a snow sprite and how that includes me
>>539011307fart disperser vs fart cloud
>>539026641Alright but what do they do against Lord Unknown after the fart cloud is dealt with?
>>539027345Get a bigger fan.
>N-No... My son is 100% a pure bred snowsprite. C-Can't you tell by looking...?
https://x.com/assfkrscc/status/1966946410693357793
>>539027672RACE TRAITOR!!!
Andrew spilled some lotion on Ashley's facehttps://x.com/Sinnabnnuy/status/1966957366806802548
>>539029072He'll clean it off because he's a good brother
>>539029072You would too if your sister went to bed looking like a runway model.
>>539027345
>>539029072>>539029170Ashley sure is a heavy sleeper.
>>539030229Andrew's just a light nutter
>>539030356Can tell from how little that is.
>>539029679Ashley discovered her hidden passion for industrial logistics, Andrew became a safety inspector to tag along
>>539030356It's in her open mouth
>>539030892Yeah like half a drop.
>>539029679What is this, a joke for OSHA inspectors? I don't see a single thing wrong.
>>539029072Stop, jerking off onto my sister's face is a huge fantasy of mine. It's so hard to find porn that doesn't become "sleeping" sex where the imouto is pretending not to be awake
>>539030229Unironically. I feel like I will be vindicated.
>>539032439Bra straps go lax when lying down because your tits won't be pulling them taut. It's basic physics.
>>539032964Right. And her boots just magically went back onto her feet.
>>539033170whats the charge? making sure ones lovely sisters toes dont catch frostbite?
>>539033170She probably slipped them back on herself after Andrew made her put her feet back on the floor.
>>539033773>you wouldn't wake up no matter what I didI wonder what else he might have done... I'm NOT saying he might have used it as an excuse to cop a feel, or do anything else weird. NOT at all.
>>539030229>believing she's actually asleep
>>539033773Covering up the lascivious things
>>539030229Ashley literally does sleep like a rock when she's with Andrew
>>539029072That's not Ashley, for sure
>>539034970Her drooling is just adorable and the way he cradles her head just absolutely melts my heart
>>539034367>literally every single fucking foot focused drawing has that exact lineI know, it's amazing
if andrew turns out to be a footfag, i'm dropping this game.
>>539040131that's fair, honestly
>>539040131Don't worry, Nemlei is a woman. She would never give him such an ick inducing fetish.
I hope Andrew turns out to have a strangely specific fetish that he's been psyop'd into having through his obsession with Ashley and he's so doomed he can't bring himself to care about it being provided by other girls.
8bit
>>539042505that is not 8 bit, that 16 bit minimumpossibly 32 bit
>>539042705You heard me
>>539042804yeah, i heard someone being WRONG
>>539042910
>>539043217Me simply pointing out that you are wrong doesn't make me an asshole. You are the one that decided to double down, after all.
https://youtu.be/hAtLqrdG0ko?si=rntJp5R4uH_pTuRy>I woke up again with the same regret>Jump into this mess, no exit yet>Every choice I make it falls apart>But that's the beat, the groove is in my heart>Pathetic; I wear it like a crown>I crash, I burn, I laugh out loud, yeah yeah yeah!>I'm reckless, yeah I know it's true>But it's the madness that gets me through>A hopeless anthem just for me>I find my song, yeah, yeah, yeah!>They think they know me, but that's the old me>Used to control me, but now they moldy… yup>Committed and I did it and you label me a menace and a villain 'cause you can't get with it>Hate my presence hate my business, got no feelings…good riddance>Running out of time, the rush ignites my mind,>Light another smoke, fill the empty sky.>Everything's a mess, I play along,>Just another day, doomed but having fun.
call me a moralfag or whatever but i can't really get over Andrew and Ashley killing Nina. I still like them as characters and all but it's such an awful thing they did. That's something that I think can't be chalked up to neglectful parenting imo, just pure Ashley sadism. I don't really like any of the endings where Andrew and Ashley die but an ending like SnS is more than they deserve.
>>539046970>That's something that I think can't be chalked up to neglectful parenting imoWait till we get Ashley's flashbacks in Burial.
>>539046970I don't think Renee can be blamed for Nina's murder but she can certainly be blamed for every murder after, you find out your child killed someone and you don't turn them in, you don't punish them, all that will do is teach them that they can get away with murder. I believe this to be one of the reasons for the siblings' callous attitude towards the murder of their fellow man.>>539047217I doubt the Ashley flashbacks will show Renee being far more terrible than she's already been shown to be. I could be wrong though, maybe she physically disciplined Ashley away from Andrew's eyes but I don't think there'll be much Renee discussion from Ashley, from what we've seen so far Renee just mostly pretended Ashley didn't exist unless she required disciplining, even as adults, as seen at the dinner table in Chapter 2, Renee talks to "them" but is only actually engaging with Andrew.
>>539048006>I doubt the Ashley flashbacks will show Renee being far more terrible than she's already been shown to be.Douglas accidentally implied to his dad that Renee uses violence. Since we saw nothing from Andrew's side (except she clearly threatening to beat him), then the one she actually hit was Ashley.
>>539048580I think you're misremembering things.
>>539048580I don't remember that and I could swear Douglas got mad and said they don't but if you're right then I retract my doubt regarding Renee being heavily present in Ashley's flashbacks.
>>539048006yeah though I think Renee was just subconsciously blotting it out. She obviously knew on some level that her kids killed Nina but I think she just lied to herself about it because it was inconvenient and didn't want to get tangled up with the authorities when she was trying to pay rent. Just like she lied to herself about how she wasn't leaving them to die in that apartment, which probably explains why she still picked up the phone when they called and acted like things were normal.>>539048580Douglas says "I'm -- We're not raising them with violence" which could point to Renee not caring as much but it doesn't seem like Renee cared enough about Ashley to beat her really.
>>539049090Be more specific. Because I clearly remember both Douglas being like>I- we don't raise them using violenceand Renee being like>nothing would be solved if I beat the shit out of you now right?in addition to her going>Oh, I see. I guess you won'tjust as Andrew wasn't answering about taking care of Ashley while he was shitting himself.
>>539049367>but it doesn't seem like Renee cared enough about Ashley to beat her really.She would care enough to have her behave and keep appearances (at least before she dumped the responsability onto Andrew).
>>539033872We never saw that though. She immediately dozed off after putting her feet down
>>539050501Considering the ages, seeing as she immediately dumped her onto Andrew, that would mean she would hitting an ifant, and I think that is a tad too uncharitable. Especially when it would arouse far more attention against her from people, than having Leyley cry, (especially since babies are naturally raucous).
>>539050501Shits just strange in general. She's a hardass about keeping up appearances but isn't willing to throw Ashley birthday parties to keep the ruse going, or punish her like she does Andrew for making her look bad.
>>539034165>>539032439Andrew said something in Episode 2 about how her lips are dry half past midnight. Interdasting.
>>539053482She obviously wouldn't be doing it in public. Or she probably beat her in her later years whenever she was being extremely annoying but Andrew wasn't in the area to see it/"take responsability".
>>539053830The confession flashback demonstrated how little fucks she actually would care to even do that though. Leyley was basically begging for attention from her, and it didn't elicit anything, which quite literally upsetted her. When she realizes it was true, she didn't do anything anyways. Not to mention, she doesn't care that school called again when Leyley calls her teacher a cunt again. If she has no problem with Ashley getting away with egregious shit includong murder, to the point it makes her daughter realize how little she means to her, there's really no way she would have beaten her for anything less egregious.
>>539053830If Renee hit Ashley that would've almost certainly come up. The reality is that Renee didn't give a shit to police Ashley and would have Andrew sort it out. Renee's the sorta mother who lets her kids watch Hypergore Splatterbrains 2.
>>539054298Oh, she cared when the school called her.
>>539054521She was annoyed at Mrs Cunt for making it her (Renee's) problem. Renee did not want to do anything vaguely resembling parenting lol
One of my favorite things to ever come out of this fandom. Genuinely did fool me for a while thinking it was some local Finnish flick from the 2000s that Nemlei (pbuh) chose to include.
>>539054693 >>539054521 >>539054298 >>539053830 >>539053535 >>539050501 >>539049367oyakodon would have fixed their family
The Better Half remake will be Nemlei's greatest work and will eclipse everything else she makes
>>539055351
>>539043467You are right lad keep speaking the truth
I WANT ALL HAG NIGGERS TO DIE AND SNOW SPRITE SYMPATHIZERS SHOULD BE PUT IN DEATH CAMPS
>>539056309But my wife Noelle is so pretty!
>>539056353Ehh truth be told I just love seeing snow Sprite shit talk I don’t really feel anything towards in anyway well besides ivy being ugly blue is a way better color than green
Gimme a red snow sprite and I’ll immediately become a supremacist though AINT NOTHING more sexy than women with red hair and eyes
>>539056309>>539056460>anti-sprite is a barely literate childWhat a surprise.
>>539054693>Renee did not want to do anything vaguely resembling parenting lolNo shit. Bitch had the mental capacity of a teenager complete with your standard mommy issues. The woman really wanted to prove herself for some reason.
>>539056574Does that one even have any right to call itself a snow sprite they barely look anything like the name implies honestly being an inferior mutation of an already pretty shit fantasy race is something I’d kill myself over
>>539056460But Green is the colour of Andrew, Leyley?
>>539056460>ivy being uglyIvy is a fucking minx and Nemlei's hottest character to date, no question. If a man is not enthusiastic about munching on Ivy's broccoli carpet, he is gay.
>>539056936>broccoli carpetNigga that's nasty
>>539057154I want to stick my dick in that Lord Unknussy
>>539057087Not if it feels and tastes like broccoli!
>>539055351Dr Calgee could've done it. At affordable rates no less.
>>539056936Ivy has a lot going for her, but she is not the hottest Nemlei girl.
>>539057705That's a man.
>>539057748Okay schizo.
>>539056936I imagine it as more of a patch of mint
>new update>in Episode 1, the warden's PC now has an incomplete Minesweeper window>"Finish it?">Clear it and you unlock a vision from the wardens' perspectiveThat would be cool as hell, Kit9 should make it happen
>>539023789>Andy literally friendzoned her with a very subtle friendzoning gift>months later>"But if you want to marry me... then I don't know."What was Leyley's problem? Back then Andy was barely starting to see her as a girl so he probably wasn't doing weird shit like grabbing her ass.
>>539060009God dammit we almost had kino in /calg/: >>539060000
>>539060009Nah, it would ruin the lightning pacing of episode 1 before you even get to know Andrew and Ashley.
>>539060304>ruin the lightning pacing of episode 1Episode 1 was a slow burn, though. And if you want it to be fast paced anyhow, then just have it be a nearly-complete Minesweeper game.
>>539060009>>539060428you should have your skull caved in
>>539061808>>539061907oh the irony...
https://x.com/Undibujantegei/status/1967012006223028595
>>539063681Draw socks if you can't draw feet.
>>539064857Those feet are totally fine
https://x.com/burialbunnies20/status/1966625873030783486
>>539062083where irony
>look in theead >shit flinging
>>539060009>Play on PC>It has the entirety of The Elder Scrolls: Arena on it
https://x.com/meyfbi/status/1967010703346172020
>>539067460>"Andrew, the rat is back..."
>>539067460Andrew looks at this and it gives him a boner.Andrew looks at this and proceeds to feel no remorse.Andrew is the villain of Nemlei's story.
>>539067939Andrew is a victim of circumstance. If Ashley hadn't been such a crazy bitch he wouldn't have had to set her straight Grandpa Graves style.
>>539065871Looks like things escalated from playful bites. Cute!
>>539067939To be fair, she was supposed to die. Why would Andrew feel remorse after sparing her life? If anything he should feel like a bitch for not going through with it, I mean even the narrator calls him spineless at the end of SnS for keeping the cycle going.
>>539063681The artist should continue to draw feet however he feels.
Stick.
>>539055619A horrifying fact, I try not to think about it too much
>>539072541That's a cute 'shley (all Ashleys are cute)
>>539072382Is that... Doroshley?
I'd hear your thoughts on this AU scenario: The Box of Nina and Julia>Nina (barely) survives - and becomes traumatized with severe trust issues from her warehouse experience. She latches onto Julia for security and is otherwise reclusive>Julia devotes herself to trying to help her regain her footing, but the Graves - people she called friends - nearly killing her best friend causes Julia to start becoming cynical and wary of people outside her immediate circle. Despite this, her inherent non-confrontational nature makes it difficult to say no to Nina's clinginess, causing her to slowly maladjust>Jane's well-intentioned but heavy-handed attempts to wean her sister away from Nina causes tension. Julia finds herself in a mirror of Andrew's situation.
LET THIS BE OUR BELATED JUL14 DRAW THREAD!!!JULY 14 IS INTERNATIONAL JULIA DAY: ON THIS DAY WE DRAW CUTE HUSSIES TO CELEBRATE WHORES AND FLOOZIES.WE CELEBRATED THE OCCASION LAST YEAR BUT FORGOT THIS YEAR LOL.I'LL START:
>>539075269Ashley is gonna go postal in this timeline:>Julia is now in a symbiotic relationship with Nina = no room for Ashley>Ashley has no friends to latch onto after Andrew starts siblingzoning her in high school>Ashley joins a local hate group>Ashley gets on the news for vandalism, and Renee blames Andrew>Andrew takes it out on Ashley with violence>Ashley becomes a prostitute>Dies at 19 overdosing on crack outside a brothel>Andrew, who never had a meek vulnerable Julia to distance himself from the rumors, kills himself shortly thereafter>Julia and Nina celebrate their deaths by scissoring
>>539055351Based and true
>>539075353Cute floozy
>>539075353It's not July, though. Wait until next year
>>539078928We're not gonna wait another year for Jul14. We will do what we should have done in July, here.
>>539026089Kek. I love this fucking meme so much>>539054940>He still thinks it's not a real movie>>539075353Nah
>>539035124Was about to say that. Cartoony as the style is, that face is completely at odds with the features Ashley has.
>>539080046>>539078928I HATE YOU CALG, YOU TOLD ME WE COULD HAVE A JUL14 DRAW THREAD THIS THREAD. YOU TOLD ME! YOU TOLD MEEEE!!! (>>538970768)
>>539081659You should draw Jul14 in sepia because it's Sep14
>>539081659>HOW COULD GOD DO THIS TO ME!?
>>539081872Okay that's epic actually
>>539082291Nintendo Direct if it was good
>>539082291The sad thing was I thought this was more likely than a new Fire Emblem.
do you think this could pass as the brotherlover top/shirt?
>>539079441Maybe you shouldn't have forgotten in July? I guess not even Juliafags like Julia
I will demand a refund if this isn't the ending twist.
>>539067460POV: you are about to get raped
>>539089536This is proof of the power of sisters. Even after a brutal maiming, they still have the ability to commit reipu
Ashley takes it up the ass
>>539035656i don't get how Andrew was apparently doing this on the regular for years and apparently never popped a boner or had Ashley tease him about it.
>>539072365Stickley
>>539075353We love our floozies yes sir we do!
>>539094710Draw a floozy!
>>539094743I am a terrible artist
>>539095240So am I, but I drew a floozy (>>539075353)!
Please draw floozies...
How is it physically possible to resist the cuteness of your own offspring?
>>539098381The psychology of the haggot is truly astounding and warrants anthropological study.
>>539096619In a minute!
>>539098467Renee is cute.
>>539098518Very cute already, you capture her well.
Julia smells like passion fruit
Andrew and Ashley and the best bestest wedding ever https://x.com/p_okate/status/1967211735577698699
>>539099436Julia smells like priest dick
>>539100460Ashley's butt is TERRIFIC
>>539099159That's not me, that's old fanart
>>539082905it seems a bit loose on the bottom.do you need it for cosplaying?
I figure I'll post all the fanart made by anons
There's not much
W-W-WAIT JANE I'M SORRY WHAT I DID TO YOUR SISTER I'M SO-AAAAACK!
Drew this one for JUL14 last year
I think that's it
>>539101641
>>539096619>>539095240>>539094743replaying the game and every time I start to hate Julia more and more. She never cared much about Ashley, but pretended to in front of Andrew. Her shitty innocent girl act is frustrating, she just cant take responsibility for anything and either hides Andrew or Jane. Andrew was bad too, but fuck that bitch, and she probably started the rumor too.
>>539101640Jane folding Andrew into a pretzel:https://files.catbox.moe/enarev.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/1y1f9u.png
>>539102249
>SistersCats>AshleyCat>NemleiCat. Guys, I think I'm noticing a pattern here.
>>539092606
Reminder Ashley canonically doesn't have fat tits. She's lying about it and using lifting bras to help her case. Insecure little cunt...
>>539103864Bras aren't magic, ricky retardo.
Calg fears this.(A healthy family dynamic means no incest)
>>539102203>She never cared much about AshleyWhy should she? She was constantly trying to be polite to Ashley who in return harassed her. Yet, she was still polite about it in front of Andrew because Julia knows how much Ashley matters to him. There's no reason Julia should care about Ashley
>>539103896nice headcanon, nigger
>>539103864Renee had pretty big boobs, so it would make sense that Ashley also has some tit schmeat.
>>539103198Just look at how happy she is...that perfect, full smile with a cheering mouth agape. She's so jolly and excited that she drew cute pictures to celebrate. Every brother deserves a wonderful sister like Ashley, who walks into anal sex with clapping and frolicking. It's beautiful to think about :)
>>539103896>ricky retardo.wow, that is one boomer ahh insult
>>539106294>ahhDo not say this again, please.
>>539106332Do not let yourself be so easily baited.
>>539105409She smells like ass.
>>539106473Yeah that's anal in the ass, retard.
>>539106332calm down unc
>>539106210
>>539107618Hussyposting time?
Alright, I'm gonna make a Coffin Uncensored mod. What's missing from this list?>Ashley calling Andrew a faggot in the motel instead of a cocksucker>The siblings calling each other retards>The ouija board girls are now white>Ashley is now barefoot in all her sock CGs>Make Ashley totally naked when Andrew wakes up hungover next to her>Grandpa Graves says something racist
It never ceases to amaze me that people come here specifically for the purpose of shitting up the thread. My mind is not equipped to comprehend that level of mental illness.
>>539025869We're expecting an official ??? plush by Q2 2027 at the earliest.
>>539108958Thank you Kit9 Studios Sales Department External Representative
>>539108153Andrew is doing heroin instead of booze and cigarettes in S&S. Andrew gets a visible boner every time he gets aroused by Ashley and he doesn't hide it with a pillow when Renee interrupted them
>>539109490Just here to support the effort. We're still working out the logistics and manufacturing. We're trying to ensure our products are ethically sourced while still maintaining the quality The Coffin of Andy and Leyley™ fans have come to expect, so you can expect that your pink and green Coffy-Stuffy Bunny stuffed animals are made by real incestuous rabbits.
>>539108075Yes. (I miss my neet slut wife so fucking much)
>>539108075Imagine being a SHITsterCouldn't be me
>>539110675>Couldn't be meCorrect
>>539110808>knew Nina would win if she played fairAshley is so evil
>>539111762It's a doggy dog world.
>>539093105He 100% did pop a stiffy because Andrew is a bloke and morning wood is a real thing.
>>539111943Bark bark
>>539112732
>>539114028Ashley is cute, but I fucking hate dogs so much
>>539108153Douchebag calling Andrew a queer instead of a sissy>>539106624Or maybe Andrew IS a sissy
>>539081659Whiny floozies should get beat
>>539104037Unacceptable the hag is happy
>>539115461Wrong! Only sisters get beat (canon)!
>>539111943Not sure that’s how that works
>>539114404Woman-type post
>>539115461>>539116058The past participle of "beat" is "beaten". Zoomer or ESL?
>>539116058Soon flozzes will get beat too just wait
>>539116314Sorry Mr English major but I’m not here to be grammatically correct it’s all fun and games to me so I’ll play around as whimsy dictates>>539116314
>>539116179Nah, women love dogs and are obsessed with keeping a hecking doggherino, because vacuous whores can relate to small animals by way of being emotionless and soulless automata
>>539116359It isn't shown but Andrew may well have killed Julia when she saw Carl.
>>539112672i'm guessing nemlei simply didn't know this about male biology.
>>539117652literally the only reason Andrew didn't kill Julia when Ashley asked was because he didn't think Ashley would keep her promise. I think he seriously entertained killing her for maybe 5 whole seconds.
>>539116314esl game hombre
Julia will live FOREVERAshley will not
>>539119035In the sense that Julia will go to heaven and Ashley won't, yeah.
>>539123007That cop is half the fandom.
>>539123007
https://x.com/T0x1c_G3n0cid3/status/1967004309415219229?l
>>539127904The realest bro in Coffinland, Friend B ain't got shit on him>>539128612My literal reaction lol
>>539128612Men will literally never fully overcome their evolutionary weakness to the genuine tears of a cute girl.
>>539123007>>539128612>>539129243>Ashley acts out>faces consequences>feel bad for her feeling bad>undo the consequencesAndy behavior. None of you would make it.
>>539104037Has there been an incest work where siblings were raised under healthy relationship with their parents who are decent people?I have good, caring parents but I still ended up being a siscon freak
>>539130406>siscon freakDon't call yourself a freak for being completely normal.
>>539130610It's not normal to have wet dream about one's sister (Only 2 times, but still) and feels throbbing pain in one's heart whenever he thinks of her because she is always so distant
>>539131090Of course it's not normal to have wet dreams about your sister, she should be taking care of that for you, which would solve both of your problems.
>>539131090Find a hussy your own age.
>>539133281but hussies have STDs
>>539134050Anon... your sister......... nevermind.
>>539134216Projection is unhealthy.
>>539134278Every hussy is someone's family.
>>539134364Yes, anon, and the defining feature of a hussy is seeking partners outside of their family. Sisters should love brothers, and brothers should love their sisters. It is only the sisterless and brotherless drifters who must be cast down into the pits of wanton hussydom.
Hmm~ I think I get it now.
>>539099136She's an evil insufferable bitch
>>539136642Mental illness. Perversion.
>>539138157Many cute girls are.
>>539138961I think all of those things are antithetical toward being "cute".
>>539136642Mental health. Purity.
>>539138157Nah, she's just a little insecure. She's actually quite nice once you get to know her.
>>539103864>>539104212Choose a better one next time>>539104037I was raised properly but I will marry my sister (non-existent) just to prove you wrong>>539108153Anon we told you before there aren't enough instances of replacing existing dialogue for 2000s audiences without overdoing it and making it sound like it was made by an edgy teenager or a "checkmate librul" goy.
>>539141058>once you get to know her
Squid
>>539141059Anon, you're still getting baited if you respond or acknowledge.
>>539141190>>539141648>>539142052>>539142262Combo x4
>>539139970Cuteness is as much a function of personality and temperament as it is superficial appearance. This is why pugs are cute and pitbulls are not.
>>539136642Brown
>>539145004Anon, aren't you the slightest bit embarrassed letting a shack-macaque have this much control over you? Stop responding to it, stop being mad about it, you're literally getting mad at a person so pathetic he made Renee a literal prostitute because it gets him off.
>>539145131>shack-macaqueuma delicia
bro is out here fighting ghosts, im just posting cute pictures
those "cute" pictures can't even be classified as fanart because it's a message of hate to the game
>>539145625bro... seriously?
>>539145625>it's a message of hate to the gamelol, lmaocalm down homie
>>539145625Nem-chan calm down.
>>539145490post more
>>539146110thats just the american accent lil bro
>>539146201zoomoid mutt speak*
>>539146312yeah ok boomer lolbro calling aryans mutts i cant
??? is strikingly incompetent as a demon, almost impressively so.
>>539147174Can you be incompetent if you achieve your goals?
>>539147424Absolutely.
>>539147424sure, just look at [insert name of politician here]
>>539146171
>>539147424The only routes where ??? achieves its goals are the one where Andrew doesn't even try to stop it. But those routes exist, so ??? getting what it wants isn't impossible.
>>539148050It's not incompetence if they accomplish exactly what they set out to do, it's your fault for misconstruing what that is.
>>539148331It's incompetence because whatever success they find is either by accident or coincidence and has nothing to do with the policies they support
>>539148438See you're missing the point. You don't become a politician to "enact policies" or whatever other things you think politicians do, you become one so that you can use your power to become wealthy and connected.
>>539148550That doesn't change the fact that they're incompetent at actually being a politician; at fulfilling the obligations of the job.Also you are reading WAY too into this considering i simply meant it to be a snarky aside.
>>539148550Hey, there is one politician who enacted policies and it's Ashley.
>>539145490Violence against Nemlei's sacred vision
>>539149664And the one in the video
>>539149749stop white knighting for Nemlei
>>539150635>not white knighting for NemleiWhen God judges your soul it'll be weighed against the sum of your words and actions, and found sorely lacking.
>>539150869yeah okay buddy, be sure to finish your homework before school tomorrow
>>539150918It blows my mind how you can't find a single thing better to do than be annoying in the thread of a game you don't even like.
>>539151005I love this game, the only person being annoying here is youbecause you're a paranoid schizo who thinks that anyone who posts art or comments you don't like is part of some conspiracy
>>539151137What the fuck are you talking about?
>>539151183are you not the same anon that's been sperging out about the hag images?
>>539150635Nemlei's vision is the only thing that matters. It's what makes this game unique and interesting. Desecration of the vision must be stopped.A white knight defends a woman desperately in attempts to gain something that she will never grant him. I fight for what is right solely because it must be done; my mind is clear and my purpose is pure.
>>539151297Why the fuck would I care? They're pictures.
>>539151392someone ITT has been caring, see>>539138432>>539145004>>539145625
>>539151519Yes I'm aware of the existence of people who are actually too autistic to even function in a 4chan thread, thank you for pointing this out. That also goes for the guy posting shitty hagmod images.
>>539151297>>539150635>>539146525>>539146201>>539145720So are you ESL or just a zoomer? Your lowercase, deliberately-negrified affectation ends up accidentally poetic given your dog shit low IQ posts. Haggotry is the breakfast question of this fandom, it really is lmao
>>539150635fuck off faggot
I wish I could be Nemlei's knight.Alas, we were born unrelated.
>>539151692andrew-coded post
>>539152082>The Delphic Crusaders enacting a Sisquisition against the Hussaracens
When the greatest game of all time is only 720p, do you really need to buy a 1440p™ or 4K™ display?
>>539152237I like my images the way Andrew like's Ashley's butthole: stretched.
>>539152067
>>539152237just wait for the 4K™ Upscale DLC, only $34.99! Coming Soon!
>>539152341I would never be caught dead in something like this but I have to imagine it's super comfy.
>>539100975>cosplayneed it for my sisterwife. You are right, though. It does seem loose at the bottom.
>>539023997God tier proportions. Goblin mode.
How do you make your sister let you finger her
>>539155210get her drunk and be assertive
>>539156431I don't really want to molest her.
>>539156585>molestWhoa, nobody said anything about molesting.. Although I have a feeling YOUR sister won't object to any advances
>>539157231You told me to force myself onto my drunken sister!
>>539156585>I don't really want to molest her.>>539155210>make your sister>makethese two statements are contradictory
>>539129817Nah I’d make it sure I’d feel bad even if it’s deserved but I’d also know it isn’t going to work and would’ve vanished then much as I hate to admit I’d pull a hag bullshiting to myself that Ashley would be fine with some stupid argument or whatever as I leave
>>539157850Making things happen isn't rape!
>>539150635Stop white knighting for hag hussies mutt
>>539158092You probably shouldn't jump straight to sticking your hand down a girl's pants unless you're already [best friends]
>>539158592Already at that step, what next?
>>539151692Either a zoomer or a twitter fag really your choice the guess
>>539158392
>>539158746Cringe and insincere
came here expecting cute pictures of brothers, sisters, mothers, hussies and never my champion doug because you faggots never post him. instead, i only got disappointment.
>>539159335Dougnee fans are true patricians
>>539159493the finest instance of the purest form of love i've seen in a long, long time. such a perfect and adorable relationship, swept under the rug by the unsophisticated masses, in favour of a dysfunctional relationship between blood siblings. for shame.
>>539159335why do you champion a depressed loser
>>539160495He's nice.
>>539160495can a mere loser win over the heart of such a cold woman, and give her someone to truly love and care about because she knows without a doubt that he reciprocates?
>>539160926YesYou can be a loser and still get with someone because that person can still somehow be more pathetic than you
>>539160495We love Andrew here
>>539161426renee is by no means pathetic, so this doesn't hold up. having two children in her teens, being thrown out by her family, yet still persevering because of doug's unconditional love for her.
>>539159335There used to be a decently entertaining Doug ritual post about it not being Andrew’s fault should’ve encouraged that guy while he was still here bub
>>539162269Yes having 2 kids you do Jack shit to raise is definitely impressive and not casually irl haggot
>>539162269she is totally patheticshe had those kids because she wanted to one up her familyshe totally fucked up raising those kids which is why they murdered and ate her>perseveringif "persevering" is working half the day and fucking around with Doug for the rest of it while Andrew does all of the actual chores and work around the house, then sure, she definitely "persevered"
>>539162458i'm fucking sorry man, but i can't undo my past mistakes when i was either lurking or taking a break from this worthless shithole of a website, no matter how much i'd like to presently.>>539162597i said having, not raising, did i? giving birth is no small task even for an adult, let alone a teenager, and twice. imagine how loose she became.
>>539054304>Renee's the sorta mother who lets her kids watch Hypergore Splatterbrains 2.She specifically told them not to watch that.
>>539162597I mean, she might be a pathetic mother, but she's not pathetic as a wife/woman. She's kept her family fed, clothed, and sheltered despite sometimes being on a single income. She loves her husband unconditionally. We even see that she's decently sociable. Really, outside of hating her children, Renee is a real catch
>>539163056>if "persevering" is working half the day and fucking around with Doug for the rest of it while Andrew does all of the actual chores and work around the house, then sure, she definitely "persevered"If perseverance is not struggle, what is it?
>>539163056>she had those kids because she wanted to one up her familyit takes two to do that!>she totally fucked up raising those kidsshe didn't even bother trying. not necessarily a sign of being pathetic, but apathetic.>if "persevering" is working half the day and fucking around with Doug for the rest of it while Andrew does all of the actual chores and work around the house, then sure, she definitely "persevered"then we are in agreement?
>>539163197If you couldn't afford to raise two kids on single-parent income in the 70s - 80s you were NGMI. >>539163619>it takes two to do that!yeah, two people; one guy who is depressed and wants to get away from his parents and another who wants to spite their parents in any way possibleneither of them chose to have A&A for their own sake; they did it because they were driven by others which is patheticAndrew was a mistake, which is pathetic because it means they were stupid enough to fuck without condoms and decided to keep him anyway because of the aforementioned reasons. Ashley was the chosen one, which makes them totally idiotic for thinking they could ever raise two kids.>she didn't even bother trying which is patheticas a human being you should take responsibility for your progenyher apathy is part of what makes her pathetic >then we are in agreement?yes, we are in agreement that her "perseverence" is not something that is to be seen as a virtue or a sign of strength but rather something that is totally weak, AKA, PATHETIC>>539163425the usage of the word "persevering" implies the existence of a struggle; however, if your "struggle" is something as trifling as working a shit job and then spending all of your free time fucking your spouse or lounging around with them then you have no strugglethere is no struggle and there is no virtue to be found in itoh boo hoo, we're poor, but I don't actually care to improve our station in life, I'm just gonna spend all of my free time doing nothing (read: Having Fun!) instead of trying to make our lives better
>>539164610>f your "struggle" is something as trifling as working a shit job and then spending all of your free time fucking your spouse or lounging around with them then you have no struggle>there is no struggle and there is no virtue to be found in itYou have to be 18 or older to use this website
Yeah I'm not reading all this shit Renee is a dogshit mom and a decent wife, haggots are cancer, getting mad at haggots is like trying to lose weight eating nothing but cake batter and lard.
>>539164826oh god, it's so hard to... uhh... turn my brain off for 8 hours (you're taught to do this since kindergarten) and then uhh... have sex and watching TVOh and maybe I have to like buy groceries once a week tops Yeah...
can you retarded faggots stop shitting up this thread with blogposting and haggot shilling every goddamn day?
>Anons expecting teenagers with mommy and daddy issues to make smart decisions
>>539163197I responded to the kids part because that moron didn’t just have the stupidity but the sheer rage inducing AUDACITY to mention her having kids in what is supposed to be a post about here good points
>>539164996I love cake batter fried in lard.
>>539165578I love my daughter
>>539165175DIEEEEEEEE HAGGER
>>539165147
>>539165175And yet somehow both Andrew and Ashley managed to not fuck up as bad as them at that age besides having a rumor about them
How can someone be simultaneously violent and spineless?
>>539166670Andrew
With every passing hour, this thread gets worse.
>>539166670Ever met someone who enjoys basketball and armed robbery a bit too much?
>>539166872I'm basically convinced the dude freaking the fuck out about the dogshit momcest bait is also the one posting it. This massive uptick in shitposting definitely coincides with something somewhat recently happening in an offsite coffin fandom.
>>539166670There's an entire population of this. Full of prospective college students and urban entrepreneurs.
>>539167084>recently happening in an offsite coffin fandom.what exactly happened? Besides this place and Twitter, I don't keep up with fanbase anywhere else.
>>539167583>what exactly happened?Shitmod apparently got a "devlog", and that coincided almost perfectly with the gargantuan uptick in this type of shit.
>>539167776Bait or not I see haggotry and I mock it unless I lurk
>>539168264Hey don't mock my tastes in mentally ill women, buddy!
I like my women mentally chill.
>>539172158>pic unrelated
>>539172250Pic VERY related, just do absolutely nothing to piss her off.
>>539172401>she's chill; just don't bother her in any way, shape or form and do whatever she says at any time
>>539172484Bingo.
>>539172674fuck outta here
>>539172715Ashley is super calm. Downright stoic, even.
>>539172484>except don't actually do that or she'll lose all interest in you and get caught in a suicidal, self-reinforcing spiral of demon worshipping, cannibalism, and self-hatred
>>539172997she couldn't even spell stoic
>>539172997>>539173063Ashley is that one greentext of the guy pronouncing "stoic" as "stoike"
>>539173902It's pronounced whatever the fuck she wants to pronounce it as.
>>539173902stoike is correct etymologically doebeit
You should replay andy leyley with your sibling, Anon. We're doing it and are at chapter 2 now. When's the last time you replayed the game for fun? Better yet, whens the last time you spent time with your sibling for fun? Be a good sibling, Anon.
>>539174981>I'm very STOIKE
>>539163193When? What I remember is her saying not to return it at this point and just keep it
>>539075353>>539075353>>539075353DRAW JULIAS!
>>539178781stōïkos -> stoicus -> stoïque -> stoicyou don't pronounce chic as sh-ick you pronounce it as sh-EE-k as it's derived from french, like stoic
>>539180563
>>539180991English word, English pronunciation.
>>539180991No, I believe you, I never actually looked into the etymology of it, I was just being a dickhead.
What if Ashley's oat cookies really were that good?
>>539181427Even flawlessly executed oat cookies are, at best, mediocre. I actually believe she can cook oat cookies very well, the problem is they're oat cookies. Chocolate chip cookies are the only kind worth making.
>>539181524I actually think oat is better than chocolate chip. I think its because everyone is constantly baking and offering chocolate chips if I see anything else available ill take it just to have something new.
so was douglas like a bad boy? was he older? what happened?
>>539181524Most American post ever>OATS BAD, GIMME MOAR SUGAR
>>539181646I was going to rape your asshole, but honestly I empathize. When my sister found out she was good at baking, specifically at baking brownies, it was literally nothing but brownies for—I shit you not—once a week for almost a month. They were damn good brownies, but damn.>>539181803Most European post ever>AMERICA BAD *GLUCK* *GLUCK* *GLUCK*
>>539181865Aussie, now instead of Fruit Loops or whatever, get some Weet-Bix up ya!
>>539181958I don't eat pre-packaged cereal, I cook breakfast.
>>539182006Weet-Bix is a superfood. You know why Australia has all the Olympic gold medalists? Because they eat Weet-Bix. All your cooking pales in comparison to Weet-Bix, especially if there's as much chocolate involved as you've led me to believe.
>>539023789Man this game really highlights my loneliness. I wish I had a sibling -someone I could be that close to. I don't have much of a family at all and aren't in contact with anyone. Sometimes I feel like the Graves are better people than me.
>>539181865i think I just have pretty nonamerican taste in general. I actually like a lot of UK specific food and snacks more than stuff here. I was born in the wrong place :(
>>539182123>You know why AustraliaI've never had any cause to learn anything about Australia.
>>539182245Do you lot have fish n chips in America? Is it _called_ fish n chips over there?
>>539182489It would probably just be fried frish with a side of french fries you order yourself unless you go to a restaurant that's specifically trying to evoke commonwealth as a theme and they might actually have fish and chips
>>539182476But we're your greatest ally!
>>539182489You'll be happy to know that any proper seafood joint in the US, or at least any place I've been, has always called it "Fish and Chips.">>539182667I wouldn't go that far, but you're way higher on the list than those guys who blew up our towers and killed one of our presidents.
God I fucking hate snow sprites. Except for Ivy Snowpiro, she's definitely hiding giant mounds of snow under her shirt.
>>539182245I don't get why British cuisine is slandered so much. The steaks are great, the pies are delicious, cheddar cheese is the world's cheese, and a full English breakfast is desired by all nations. Hell, Americans frequently cook English recipes without realising it.
>>539182864>this cannibal is allowed a gunAmerica, you have a problem.
>>539182914I actually have nothing but praise for English food. Same thing with Irish recipes, which are unfairly slandered by people who think the Irish are still medieval peasants boiling all of their food and eating it unsalted with a pint.>>539182978A well regulated sister, being necessary for a free state, the right to bear arms shall not be infringed.
>>539182914I have to go to the special british import store to buy licorice allsorts and marmite :( its expensive
>>539182914>>539183012Its just one of those weird kinds of accepted racism. Like with English accents. Or male height. People cherry pick depression cookbooks or cookbooks for retarded mental patients or just total hack books and say that's all English food
>>539182864Snow Sprites just want to be left alone to make snowflakes. Why hate them?
>>539181427did andrew even eat them? Ashley just told him they were ready but they never left the bedroom after that.
>>539183207Because snow sprites refuse, under any circumstance, to leave humankind alone. I don't hate snow sprites because of some irrational, genetic hatred for them, it's because they refuse to assimilate under any circumstances into human society. If the snow sprites stayed in their little villages making snowflakes because they don't like us very much, I could respect that, hell I'd even admire it. Similarly, if they wanted to come into our human cities and live among us and become—effectively—humans then I would similarly embrace them with open arms. Instead, they want it both ways. They want to be a distinct entity, they get to have their snow sprite villages and enclaves, and live among humans, defining themselves as human when it benefits them and dropping the façade the attosecond it inconveniences them with pesky obligations like loyalty to their "fellow human" or "not funneling all of humanity's resources to their villages while importing millions of imps to kill humans at their leisure while undermining the social fabric of human society due to a 2000-year-old grudge only they care about."Basically, if I weren't a sistermarried man Ivy's sleeper spritties would be wrapped around my stocking stuffer and the rest of them would be thoroughly isolated from society.
>>539182914>>539183157It's because lefties just want white people to hate themselves. Americans are fundamentally Englishmen, so they get taught to hate their ancestry and culture.
>>539182864
>>539183263They can't afford to waste food so he probably had a alcohol and cookie breakfast
>>539141059>Anon we told you before there aren't enough instances of replacing existing dialogue for 2000s audiences without overdoing it and making it sound like it was made by an edgy teenager or a "checkmate librul" goy.Naked Ashley and getting rid of the brown girls are pretty compelling on their own though. And I'm sure Grandad is a massive racist.
>>539184687The brown girls can stay. Emphasis on "girls."
>>539184754The brown girl must go.
>>539184778Someone's clearly never been the Phillipines.
>>539184754Nein! Zere vill be no brown characters!
>>539184818THEY. MUST. GO.
>>539184818I wish I could be a country
>>539108153>I think you meant my awesome fat tits you cocksucker!Ashley's original line was already overtly homophobic. Can't believe Nemlei didn't get cancelled for that one desu
>>539185168Cancel culture is dead. Well, that form of it anyway.
>"Hey, wanna watch me ruin this kid's life?"
>>539185219Nemlei got cancelled for sisterfucking (honored patriotic pastime) but not for having a protagonist hate gays, make it make sense!
>>539185417Because cumming in your sister and stuffing a nephson or niecedaughter, or a 12-pack mix of both, into her is contributing to a certain group of people whom another group of people absolutely hate. It is the pastime of western nobility to fuck your sister, and when you're washing your bedsheets because of the vile mixture of sweat, vaginal fluid, and semen that has turned them from a place of repose into just another layer of cushion to catch the sheer brutal fuck you're pounding into your sister, remember that it's making certain people upset and that you're morally superior.
>>539182864I’m all about shitting on snow sprites even for the fun of it but I won’t stand by and watch somebody say anything positive about the green whore while also talking shit about the sprites turn that gun around and shoot you zero self esteem having bitch
Noelle is a piss slut, but is she a squirter?
>>539188041Fat, jiggly, spritties.
>>539188317Filthy ivynigger you should shoot yourself now and maybe you’ll reincarnate as someone with actual class in your next life
>>539188442I can't help it, she's so sexy and minty. Imagine taking that sweet spritely tushy for your personal and exclusive pleasure!
>>539188523Personally I want to lick Ivy's bean til it loses its mint flavor
>>539188678I want to lick Ivy's chocomint donut until she does nut.
It’s all the same with you green woman lovers. WHO THE HELL WANTS THEIR GIRL TO HAVE A REAL BUSH
>>539188712Women don't nut you queer
>>539188762They do, metaphorically.
>>539188757You see, I'm the most feral advocate of bush there is, yet even I must admit that hair ultimately tastes like hair. Ivy is thus the perfect woman for me, since she has mint leaves running along her labia.
>>539151692nah senpai idk why yall obsessed with this iq shit, i applied for the Mensa society because i wanted to be able to flaunt my genius to midwits like you and i found out that im a 119 iq midwit myself kek
>>539188970It’s good I’m losing the ability to comprehend you it’ll make dehumanizing all Ivy lover more simplistic
I'm an Ivy lover. Do not dare conflate me with this weird degenerate pubefag who's only half-aware that his fetish is bad.
He looks smoll.
>>539189405You don't like mint?
>>539189612what a cute cuddly sister
>>539183970They're also taught to hate the French and Russians for no reason, even though they owe their nationhood to both of those countries. France for helping with the revolution and Russia for threatening to invade the Brits if they took the opportunity to attack during the american civil war. I wonder who could be behind that.
>>539190149>russia
>>539189671I probably won’t comprehend anyway but how would snowsprite hair taste mint and why would they have leaves as pubes give me a full on snow sprite anatomy sheet or something green lover
>>539190958Snow Sprites naturally taste like ice cream due to being a frosty race, I imagine they are very buttery people as they need to brave the harsh winters. Ivy obviously tastes of mint ice cream due to being a green snow sprite. It only stands to reason that it is not hair, but mint leaves that grow from her pubic regions.
>he has to pretend day in and day out that he hates thisTalk about a self-made hell.
>>539193539most of our hells are self-made.
>>539108153>"The boy is alright, but that girl is a little nigger. Spare not the cane with that one, I tell you."WOAH GRANDPA
https://x.com/Rclisk324/status/1967508646579081565
>>539199674me whenever I see Ashley nsfw art
>>539165632
>>539200482
Pinkdrew
>>539182978Ashley shot Charlie Kirk
>>539201868Horrible work
>>539196393Fuckig LMAO
>>539182667im a burger and i love australia you bogan. i don't know how anyone couldn't love you guys
>>539202480But she was hired by journos
>>539202652<3
What the fuck is douglas' problem?
>>539204981Renee didnt buy a big enough strapon
>>539201868All I want in life is to be Pinkdrew
Why do fanartists always draw Renee with a really off-model short skirt? I'm sure it'd go down to her knees in this shot if not for gravity.
>>539208912Do do fanartists never draw Julia in the (belated) JUL14 thread?
>>539202535Not bad for MS Paint.
>>539023789This game is a disgrace. Nearly 4 FUCKING MONTHS without a devlog. I cant fucking take it man..
>>539210000chequed
>>539210000>>539210241Episode 4 in October trust the plan.
>>539210667Would this unironically be Ashley if Andrew had a small penis?
>>539212092No it would make things easier for her, he'd be too self-conscious to pester her about sex or to dry hump or whatever. There's also a chance he would've been a virgin incel, too cowardly to pressure Julia into sex.
>>539212092Well maybe it would do him some good and he wouldn't sleep around as much, so I don't think so
Imagine if the game was actually about Andy and Leyley......Instead of cuntshley and shitdrewWasted potential...
>>539213071*were
Imagine if the game was actually about Anon and Julia
In one of the bad endings Andrew will call the euthanasia hotline.
>>539215051Yeah imagine if it wasOne can only dream
>>539216010"was" is not a subjunctive! It's "were".
>>539216820Was
>>539217198Were.
>>539217814You WAS going to be alive and enjoy a peaceful fulfilling lifeNow? Death. You tested my patience
>>539218019And you was a trick ass bitch
>>539218278I don't like you anymore get out of this thread
October 1 devlog I'm feeling good about this one
>>539210000if there's no devlogs and new content for more than 6 months /calg/ will be gone and I'll feel vindicated
>>539075353D-d-draw Julias?
>>539223281It's not happening
>>539212092How would she know? It's not like she has experience with men
>>539223951She watched VHS porn.
>>539223951>How would she know?Walked in on Dad changing one day and saw his horse cock. As it's the only one she's seen, she thought it was normal
My name is Andrew and I suck dick like *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click*
Can we assume that the S&S sex was rawdogging and most of the future sex was without a condom too? And both are retarded for being surpirsed that Ashley got preganante?
>>539226431
>>539226431I want to swallow Andrew's cock, no homo
>>539226431Disturbing but very nice art
>>539230589Why's it disturbing?
>>539230730It's gay.
>>539231291No it's not, Andrew is just dressing cool and stylishly
>>539226431Gross.
https://x.com/Sea___Lean/status/1967622979606757800
Literally everything would have been fixed if Ashley sat on Andrew's face, unironically. At any point in their adult lives this would've completely mended their dramas.
>>539238963Andrew isn't a beta
>>539204981His father routinely caught him trying to be shit.
>>539238963Ashley doesn't want to be dominant
>>539240763
https://x.com/jeffdrawfag/status/1967623580495356105
>>539213071Leyley hands typed this.
>>539244014Her hair was falling out do to the stress of her kids rapidly calling her about being starved to death (she got over it after a few doug dickings).
Have we all just accepted that Nemlei's forsaken us?
>>539242028Ashley loves being secure. Her "domination" is nothing more than an expression of her false veneer of confidence she has built up over the years to protect herself and maintain her future with Andrew. In actuality, Ashley is a little bitch who is constantly terrified for her future which is why Andrew wants to murder her, tries to murder her in SNS, and then beats the shit out of her.
>>539245861No
>>539210000rare vg digitsI wish Nemlei would just make devlogs that were "I'm still alive and working on the game" I don't care if it's "hollow"
>>539210000Fake fan.
>>539245947This is exactly correct. Everything we've seen in the game shows that Ashley doesn't want to be in charge, she wants to feel safe and secure and being in charge is—from her perspective—the only way to accomplish this. An 80 IQ pedant would argue that means she wants to be dominant, but that's putting the cart before the horse. In Ashley's ideal realty it's her and Andrew together forever, Andrew is the man of the house and she is the woman of the house. It's almost intolerable how people make these wild speculations about the characters in this game but miss the most obvious and explicit shit, their issues might be complicated but their wants and needs are not.
>>539230730As that anon said, its gayApparently I'm a little bit homophobic but I'm not sure why, my family is very open and taught me to love gaysYour post made me realize it...Perhaps being evil is in my blood
>>539249448I was also raised to be tolerant until I actually met gay people and found out that the vast majority of them engage in a lifestyle so reprehensibly disgusting that the only way to describe it is evil. Maybe there are good gay people in the world, I've never seen them in person though and I live in what is probably the gayest part of the gayest state in America.>>539245861Nemlei explicitly said that until she says otherwise work continues as normal. So, no, not only have I not accepted it, I refute it in the strongest possible terms and also you're a fag.
>"Please don't beat your sister, dearie."
>>539193193Dude if you’re gonna dump the info of your headcanon on me atleast account for other questions to like what the pubes of non green snow sprites would or if it’s all their juices that taste like ice cream
>>539225005She probably saw Andrew's bigger than advertised horsecock or a bulge before...
>>539235528I have GOT to see Julia, bye!*leaves with erection*
>>539253513He’s beating his sister alright (beating her cervix with his big pp)
>>539250128I respect the loyalty but it was just a question
>>539250128Do you guys think Nems would tell us if something went to shit and they have to deal with it instead of development (like the problem with the engine)?
>>539254523Imagine the rape
https://x.com/atterbucaneve/status/1967699939540299799
>>539254698after the doxxing, and with a community like this, i'm honestly baffled she even continued developing the game, let alone giving us updates for as long as she did. i've seen people cancel their products just to punish the communities that have grown unruly, even if they won't make any more money off of them.
>>539259971tumblr noses
>>539260075She does it for the love of the game, also it was faildoxx anyway.
>>539260075>I've seen peopleThat's other people. Why would you compare Nemlei to others? She's clearly different.
tcoal CANCELLEDngn II is coming
>>539264034>NGN IINobody is buying that trashBH2 in stores soon
>>539254548It's not loyalty, it's devotion
>>539265842GAWD DAYUM
>>539267396Yes?
oh we jiggin
https://x.com/Krisleean/status/1967660218646692219
>>539270308wtf anon? No link?
>>539271021Already finished. Might throw a few coffin jigs in there once we're done with the current one. Jig threads are always up on /v/ (only good thing on that godforsaken board)
>>539270308MISTER ADVERTISER GET DOWN
>>539271497Bunny suit with no tits should be illegal
>>539271497Buddy suits should be illegal for anyone with more than an A cup.
>>539272829>Buddy suits
>>539272879
>>539260874Ashley looks like that thing from Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark.
Doug was right, law school was a mistake
>>539271021Get in here Jigger.https://jiggie.fun/splat
>>539277927>"Doug can I ask you a question?">"Sure.">"Why do you wear a suit everyday to work?">"Oh, I read somewhere that you should dress for the job you want, not the one you have.">"How long have you been wearing that suit?">"20 years..."
>>539278224Claiminghttps://jiggie.fun/calg2
>>539278224
>>539244014<3 So happy every time I see my shitty edits shared
>>539282516It's a great feeling
>>539281241
https://jiggie.fun/fyY7cH3rd official /calg/ jig
>>539271497Would Noelle wear the bunny suit for Yule
>>539260075nemlei is open abt perceiving us as human-shaped sacks of money, she doesn't care how we act either way
Andy and Leyley Jighttps://jiggie.fun/2pJmYC
>>539283481Webm?
Offering Jighttps://jiggie.fun/GLkeH1
>>539286150Kids these days...
>>539286150>https://jiggie.fun/fyY7cH
Do you want to beat Andrew up? Honestly
>>539289313I prefer rape
Jiggithttps://jiggie.fun/AHXl7D
>>539289313Beating him to near death and then cutting off his balls with a razor blade as he lies face down in sublime pain.
>>539290112Mental illness
>>539289313Andrew very much pisses me off, but I also have the perspective of a member of the audience so I somewhat check my loathing of him and his actions by remembering that he's the one "living" (he's a fictional character) in his circumstances while I'm merely spectating a part of the whole. That said during the SnS beating I absolutely hated him.
>>539290458Andrew deserves it for beating Ashley
>>539290607Counterpoint: you shouldn't harm Andrew because it would upset Ashley.
NGN remastered is gonna be sick
>>539291804Yeah, it makes me want to vomit as it is!
>>539291840
>>539290607Ashley doesn't deserve Andrew getting his balls cut off, however.
>>539292417Ashley deserves Andrew getting his balls cut off so she can bear my children instead
>>539292653Ashley would only ever have Andrew's children, nobody would bear yours.
>>539292417It doesn't hurt anyone for him to lose them. Give her a Nephson/Daughterneice or two (if she wants) and lop them off.
>>539292739How about lowering his test?
>>539292826Fagposters continue to be the worst posters currently occupying this general.
>>539023789Why is Andrew so dumb
>>539292826Andrew could use a little less test since his dick seems to influence him into incredibly stupid decisions more often than not.
>>539292875I mean that lowering his test is going to have consequences that debunk "It doesn't hurt anyone for him to lose them"
>>539292951Ah, okay. Sorry I just hate gays.
>>539291804It's going to be kino when we get the uncut uncensored Ivy death ending!
>>539292739It hurts Ashley. Andrew will become a pussy as low test makes him into even more of a woman and that won't bode well for their relationship. Andy was already a submissive bitch, what do you think he'd be post-orchiectomy? The traumatic experience could also cause a mental regression which would only exacerbate things. I think you're just a /d/ fag with a sick fetish for emasculating men.
Got another jig on standby, do we have enough interest to warrant one?
>>539293161>Andrew will become a pussy...he already is it can't get worse...
>>539293248Well, he'll become a pussy relative to how he is now. He's willing to exercise violence and be assertive which is far more than he used to be capable of.
I kinda want to blow a load on Ashley's face, analytically speaking. Is this canon?
I realize that there are many people here with mental illnesses today.
>>539293471Andrew definitely busted on Ashley while she slept, and probably with her used panties too.
>>539293709Sadly, even /calg/ is infested with fags, niggers, and troons.
>>539293715It's a miracle that Ashley didn't get pregnant sooner with how much Andrew blew his load into Ashley's panties while she slept.
>>539293818Well, I knew there were troons, but I didn't know there were so many. In just one hour, they appeared out of nowhere.
>>539294065If you came into a woman's panties and then had her wear them, she would probably never get pregnant from that because the fluid wouldn't have traversed the interior and thus the little fighters couldn't get far enough in there to do their job.
>>539289313If I ever met Andrew I would immediately shoot him, and I'd shoot Ashley twice. Being in their proximity is an automatic self-defense situation.
>>539293818post hands
>>539295682They'd be pretty easy to take down without guns. Why waste an opportunity to make new friends?
>>539294341Correct. Sperm are microscopic and have a very limited lifespan, what seems like a short distance to you is a fucking trail of tears to your tadpoles. If you're trying to get her pregnant, it's best to have her sort of lean back for a little bit to ensure they've got the shortest distance to travel.
Andrew is 22, Ashley is 20>kicked out of the house at 18.Ashley never held a job>been working since 12Andrew had to help raise Ashley>was alone since I was 6 because dad worked full time and mom was dead.Andrew and Ashley weren't hit by their parents.>got beat to shit constantlyMan. When the fucking dystopian nightmare upbringing that justifies murder, cannibalism (wasn't for survival after the first one), theft, and a whole bunch of other crimes against humanity in the eyes of this community is worse than your own.
>>539296467Nah, mate, mine are massive and I have to individually collect them after I cum. I bury them in the garden when they die.
>>539296156>an opportunity to make new friends?Is there one? Andrew doesn't even care to remember Friend B's name, so trying with him is a non-starter, and he wouldn't tolerate me being friends with Ashley. What is the way in on this?
>>539297139Most of those apply to me and I still consider my upbringing better than theirs.
>>539297353I wish cum had pulp
>>539297846
>>539297479Andrew didn't bother to remember Friend B's name because Friend B never resonated with him as a person. He was only an acquaintance if anything.The only person to achieve this feat thus far has been Ashley. Andrew initially began to like Ashley because she was perceptive and had fundamentally correct instincts. If you're capable of emulating Ashley's intuition and perceptiveness then you should have no issues establishing at least some sort of connection. As for Ashley, she's basically only been incapable of making friends because nobody tolerates her personality. Shouldn't be nearly as hard on that front.Either way, if you have them chained up for long enough they'll develop stockholm.
>>539295919Okay, here
>>539298161Oh, and with your in-depth knowledge of their characters it shouldn't be hard to feign perceptiveness, at least for a while.
>>539298315Really cool guy, actually.
>>539298315this is what I look like irl btwalso I'm looking for fellow Opthalmologists to help me run my new surgery called Ba'ath Vision, do you happen to know any?
>>539298448located in Moscow btw, I had to move because (to cut a long story short) the company I worked for downsized when new managers bought us out and I was working on a Visa.
>>539298520Snow sprites gonna snow sprite, I guess. Good luck my human bro.
>>539240763Screw your dominant-submissive crap. Motorboating your sister's ass has got to be the most selfish thing you can do. It's pure id and indulgence.
>>539299243Actually a lot of girls like it when you tongue their buttholes, sisters especially since the taboo only makes it twice as hot. It's high test to demand your sister use your face as her throne.
>>539292887He inherited Renee's dumbness.
Coffintunes?
>>539300407She didn't deserve it...
>>539300843No, but she chose to be a problem in a life or death situation and paid the price for it.
why does Alabama have such a reputation for incest? it's a muslim thing
>>539301907Because Alabama has the largest black population of any state.
>>539302228black people don't marry each other though, they just rape their little sisters or their gf's underage daughter(s)
Nemlei should have made Julia the siblings' Cousin.
>>539302612Andrew is not a cousinfucker
>>539304001But fucking his cousin is less bad than fucking his sister. The sacrifices he has to make.
>>539304242Say that again. Sisterfucking is good and correct. Non-delphic intercourse is morally reprehensible.
>>539304291FUCKING HIS COUSIN IS LESS BAD THAN FUCKING HIS SISTER. HE HAS TO MAKE SACRIFICES BY GOING AFTER EASY COUSIN PUSSY TO AVOID FUCKING HIS SISTERDAUGHTER.
>>539304291Fucking your cousin is incest you retard
>>539304448>SISTERDAUGHTERWhen you put it like that I'm reminded how messed up their relationship actually is. lol
>>539304726But it's not Delphic.
>>539304448>FUCKING HIS COUSIN IS LESS BAD THAN FUCKING HIS SISTER.Explain?
Hussies!
Sisterhumping: https://files.catbox.moe/dma7o8.mp4
Why did Nemlei deny us a chainsmoking brocon aneki?
Bully imoutos, yell at imoutos, slap imoutos, beat imoutos (all canon btw)
>>539308106I don't even know what a porn scenario looks like but that's a chessy porn scenario.
>>539308497>I don't even know what a porn scenario looks likeDude you're not in middle school, you don't need to pretend to be chaste in front of everyone.
>>539308530I like the mouth and nostril
>>539308643No, I'm serious. I used to watch amateur porn with no acting as a teen, then I switched to hentai for a couple of years and then as an adult I switched to ecchi art like pic related. Stuff like that is my goon material.
>>539308839>BRB, I'm phasing.
>>539309123My goon material is The Coffin of Andy and Leyley.
>>539309587I tell you: we need the Coffin Uncensored mod! (>>539108153)
She's cute and dumb, so she did absolutely nothing wrong.
>>539309993Now, Im curious. In the fully show uncensored sex scene, will. Ashley be wearing panties while they fuck?
>>539310218at least renee didn't abort her kids
>>539310524Probably would've been a better move then becoming a teen mom.
>>539292653You will die a virgin
>>539298315Imagine celebrating 9/11 as your birthday, lucky mf.
https://x.com/keranyamy/status/1967767212753821715
>>539309587I could never goon to coffin. Because then I degrade it to the same level of all my other pathetic goon material. I know many anons feel this way too.
>>539311185You guys ever look at your sister and think she'll become a fine milf?
>>539298141I like my /calg/ with "some" Sopranos references.
>>539311185she hit the wall
>>539311393>Tfw I am so old my sister is a MILF now...
>t-there's not gonna be any incest in Decay>incest is optional >we'll just get a 6 hours episode of Andrew murdering his sister
>>539311672The cope is now>Sane Burial will not have any incest
Forgive me for somehow shitting out a Ninafic before I get working on my Teenshley fic (blasphemy, I know), I was just brilliantly inspired by this image (I have four post-it notes with cliffnotes for where I want to take this, it's not just going to be a "hurr durr Nina good Ashley bad Andy love Nina duuuuurrrrrrrrr", but a different descent into madness. Bear with me now)https://youtu.be/BgSCiMKG5EM>it was dark>Andy lay there, staring into the ceiling's blackness>he couldn't sleep>he couldn't think straight>he couldn't think of anything but Nina's muffled panic>scratching>kicking>screaming>crying>Leyley was snoring, as usual, sprawled out across her bed>she'd fallen asleep quickly after the lights had gone out>it was as if what they'd done this afternoon didn't bother her>not one bit>she'd been hyperactive all evening>Mom had been curious as to what had made her so happy>why did it make her that happy?>Leyley was warm and comfortable in bed>while Nina... >cold, alone, frightened...>what it must be like to have your limbs ache and rot in total darkness, he didn't know>why did Ashley hate her?>Andy didn't hate her>and yet...>before Andy could reason why, he slipped out of bed, and made his way to foyer>he put his shoes on as quietly as he could, eased off the deadbolt, turned the lock, and slipped out the front door into the cold hallway>empty, dark, and dead>just like his thoughts>just like his dreams>the moon peeked through the sea of thin cloud above>he hadn't intended to go anywhere in particular, just maybe around the block, or to the park, but somehow, his feet carried him here>to a sarcophagus of rusting corrugated iron, cloaked in shadow and yellow-orange light the streetlamps outside>the gap in the cladding they had pried off yesterday stared him down like an all-swallowing portal>to where, he didn't know>his nightmares?>or his failures?>perhaps it was both (1/7ish)
>>539314054>he stepped through the pitch dark portal, into the shadowy warehouse>empty, unseeable space stretched out before him>anything could be lurking there>Andy suddenly felt the desire to turn back and go home>that burning, nagging feeling that he would be in trouble - big trouble - if Mom or Dad woke up and found that he was gone just wouldn't go away>Leyley would be furious that he'd chickened out>she'd also be hurt that he'd gone on an adventure without her>but the guilt, the pure wrongness cannibalising him from inside wouldn't fade either>maybe Leyley was right; he was just a coward after all>a coward, even though he had gone through with her demands, he couldn't even go through with them all>every step he took echoed off the corrugated metal walls>the tall shelves and large industrial crates towered monstrously over him, concealing horrors beyond his imagination>a clang rang out from the shadowy corners, and then scurried away>he wanted to leave, turn around, and come back with Leyley in the morning>but the crate was right there>faintly, ever so faintly he could hear breathing>he removed the stick from the hinge lock>and with a heave, the dusty lid creaked open>in the darkness, an irregular shape lay still>suddenly its eyes flickered open slowly, dull and unfocused>"........Andy...?">her voice was hoarse and weak>his heart was thundering so loud he could barely hear her anyways>"A-andy is that you?">he froze>before he could get cold feet, he took an arm, hanging limply across her chest, and yanked her up>she yelped, and recoiled, but even when he let go she clutched at his arm with a surprising strength>when they came face to face, dirt and dust covered her clothes and face>her fingers were raw and bleeding, her fingernails chipped and broken>her cheeks streaked with dry tears>even though she was staring straight at him, lips parted in mild surprise, they were empty>this was what he and Leyley had done to her(2/8)
>>539314054>Write a coffin fanfic>It isn't written in the style of the game
>>539314250>wordlessly, he took Nina's arm and tugged her along behind him>with a gasp, she stumbled over her own feet>she groaned as he lifted her to her feet>this time, she wrapped her arms around him, and slowly, he led her on as her wobbling knees found their strength>step by agonising step>back through the shadows and watchful eye of whatever lay there in wait, now that they had time to rearrange to lie in wait for him again>Andy could have sworn there was something there>out into the dim glow of the moon filtering through the overcast cloud and the harsh streetlamps>she was heavy, hanging onto him, shaking like a leaf>down the road he took her, under the overpass from the industrial sector past the park where he and Leyley often played>his mouth was dry, his thoughts restless, what would happen when he got home? He didn't want to think about it>hopefully nobody would notice a thing>after all, Leyley had been fast asleep, and Mom was typically a heavy sleeper>the rows of dilapidated detached homes, the boarded off and rotting storefronts, the whishing of late night traffic all passed in what seemed like a blur>he only knew where Nina lived because they had been to her eighth birthday party last year>Andy had to keep Leyley under control for the entire visit while Dad had spent most of the time conversing with the other parents>when it came time to give gifts, the barbie doll that they had taken from the clearance bin wrapped in brown paper and boxing tape stuck out like a sore thumb>she had already received one of the exact same kind from her parents last year>Mom had flipped a lid when she found out, ranting and raving about how that was ten dollars they could have used for gas or a meal or something useful>Dad had calmed her down, saying it was a nice gesture and kindness is never wasted>Andy knew that he didn't actually believe that>neither of them had wanted to go in the first place>and yet, Mom placed the blame on them>on him(3/8)
>>539314390>eventually they turned onto the street Andy remembered, and he was blinded by flashing lights of a Police cruiser>out front, he could see a lady in a dressing gown dabbing away tears as she spoke to an Officer>Andy's heart ran cold>if the Police found out, he'd be in more trouble than Mom could ever unleash upon him>Nina seemed to stir properly now>he was unsure if he should continue>but then->Nina began to try and speak again>"M-mama...">this was good enough he decided>he pried her fingers from him, let her to the ground half gently, and turned and ran back down the way they had come, full pelt>Nina's cries and sobbing slowly faded as he put distance between them>he ran, and he didn't stop until he found some bushed to hide in, heart beating so fast it was no wonder that it didn't burst out from his chest>soon, the police car drove on past>they didn't see him>he waited some more, just to be safe>and then he finally returned home>up the stairs of the entryway, into the stairwell, and up the twisting tower to the fourth floor>quietly, he opened the door, and >closing the door as quietly as he could, he turned the lock, slipped his feet from his shoes, and practically ran to bed>throwing the covers over his head, it was only then he realised how loud he had been breathing, and just how quiet the house had become>it was only him and his thoughts>he couldn't wait until morning would come>nor did he want it to>even the eternal and infinite darkness was insufferable>in it, his worries and his fears were amplified tenfold and blared back at him, becoming ever more distorted each time>it was driving him insane>even though he had never believed in a God, he prayed>to the Father, the Son, the Holy Spirit>to Yahweh, to Allah, to the Buddha and to whomever else would listen>why had it turned out this way?>why did everything he ever wanted go so horribly, terribly wrong?>why...>dreaded unconsciousness finally took him(4/8)
>>539311534Hope the child is yours anon
>>539314660>morning came unexpectedly>Leyley was yelling in the kitchen>Andy sat up, and rubbed his eyes>he was still exhausted from yesterday>from yester->oh>oh yeah>the memories' weight came crashing down on him like a tonne of bricks>no amount of Grandpa's caning or "repentance" would wash away those sins>but a shower might help>he slipped out of bed and opened the bedroom door>he was hit with a whirlwind>"IT WAS ANDY I SWEAR!">"I KNOW YOU, ASHLEY GRAVES, AND YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE STUPID ENOUGH TO SNEAK OUT AND COME BACK WITHOUT LOCKING THE DOOR">"I DID NOT!">"AND ANDREW IS DUMB ENOUGH TO TRACK DIRT THROUGH THE HOUSE TOO, HUH?">Andy froze upon seeing the scene>first, Leyley looked at him>and then mother did, her glower souring as she scanned him head to toe>"Andrew," she said in a low voice that he knew all too well>"why are your pyjamas dirty?">Andy looked down>hell froze over>his shirt was smeared with black soot or grease>his pants were snagged and torn>"I TOLD YOU SO! IT WAS HIM NOT ME!">"...is that true..." mother said in a level voice>"I heard him come back" Leyley said. >"Andrew Graves...">"where HAVE. YOU. BEEN!?">she stalked him like a wolf on the hunt>"YOU LEFT THE DOOR OPEN! UNLOCKED! UNBOLTED! ANY OLD... HOODLUM COULD HAVE SNUCK IN HERE, RANSACKED OUR HOME, AND KILLED US IN OUR SLEEP!">"HOW ON EARTH COULD YOU BE SO STUPID? I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE INTELLIGENT ONE. I THOUGHT-">she paused to catch her breath>Leyley watched with smug satisfaction>"I thought I could trust you" Mother hissed>"Ooh! Ooh! what are you going to do to him?">Andy grimaced as she listed off all sorts of medieval sounding torture methods>he didn't know what a breaking wheel was but it sounded painful>"Enough!" Mom snapped "your attitude is abysmal, and I don't have time for this">she looked at the clock on the wall>"go and get ready for school before you're late">"and you" she pointed dangerously at Andy "I'll deal with YOU later"(5/8)
>>539314835>Leyley gleamed in her triumph>in fact, she outshone the biggest star in the sky>after all, she had finally been vindicated for something she didn't do>for once, it wasn't her that was in hot water>she kept pestering Andy about how thumbscrews worked and that Mom was going to use the pear on him>he didn't think Mom would go that far, despite how disappointed she was with him>even when they got onto the schoolbus, she followed him, and refused to quit her pestering>he couldn't bear her presence, and after one single stop, he stood and moved to an empty row near the back>Leyley decided that it was then a good idea to give it up>the Bus began to move once again>the trees and urban decay swept on past>a puppet show of crushed dreams and harsh realities>exactly what Andy knew he was a reminder of to his parents>exactly what he knew he didn't want to become>the bus hissed to a halt, and the doors swung open>a few kids Andy recognised got on>but then, Nina appeared>she looked dishevelled, and sad>bandaids covered her fingers, bruises dotting what skin was left visible>her eyes widened, scared, when she saw Leyley sitting at the front>Leyley immediately turned and glared at him>now she knew that he had betrayed her trust>the bus ride was a long one>Andy couldn't help stealing a glance at Nina from time to time>staring aimlessly at the front of the bus, even as her friends and people near her clamoured to ask what happened>she was a pitiful sight>their eyes met, for barely a fraction of a second, before she looked away>as if reminded of something terrible that had happened to her>Andy couldn't focus in class>all he could think about was Mom's scolding and what awaited him at home>and then...>he squeezed his eyes shut, and wished that all of those memories could go away >but not even with the teacher scratching away with chalk on the blackboard could he forget>the scratch marks that scarred the inside of the crate lid(6/8)
Still fenagling with the last two bits (was one but got too big) to make it pace correctly gimme some time>>539314285I can't write like that and I was already almost done with the third person perspective when I started to drift into first person and realised that's how the game is written, please cut a hood nigger some slack
>>539311293I feel this way; I dont goon to the art directly but I sometimes think of the characters when I do goon. It's my compromise
>>539315234I will admit I've wanked off to some secondary's Renee butt before, but that's because she's siblingstew and means nothing to me
>>539311506She hit the walls of her and Dilfdrew's bedroom out of orgasmic bliss
>>539311293I don't feel like fapping to ashley because she annoyed me too much when I played
>>539306791Cute!
>>539311506I recently watched my sister have an epiphany in real time that she's nearly 30. But sisters never hit the wall!
Imagine my disappointment seeing this combination of colors and it's not related to Coffin at all.
>>539311506Ashley just hit the wall!She never had it allOne Prozac a dayBrother's a CPA!
>>539318912Everywhere I go, I see incest. Welcome to my world...
>>539314989>the lunch bell rang, and Andy couldn't help but sprint out of class>even though friend A and friend B tried to call him to the cafeteria, he just couldn't>the asphyxiating veil of normalcy was too much>he just wanted to be alone>there was a spot along the far wall of the Gym where he could hide in the shrubbery>the area was strewn with cigarette butts broken glass, and initials carved on any surface possible>solitude at last>it didn't last long>hell on wheels approached>how she knew where he was, he didn't know>her brow was furrowed and her eyes narrowed>Andy covered his ears pre-emptively>something hit him in the forehead>he raised his hands to shield his face>another breached the defences and struck his cheek>Leyley threw another pebble, and another, and another>"H-hey! Stop that!">"Do something">another pebble hit him, this time in the eye>"Ow! Stop it!">"Are you going to say sorry?" she pressed him>"For- ow! For what?">Andy knew exactly what, he just didn't want to be the one to say it>"Well I don't know, for ruining our plan to take that blue-eyed floozy down a peg?">his breath caught>"The bitch should have rotted in that box, you know, you let her off real lightly.">"She was going to die!">"Well you found her alive, didn't you? It was only a few hours until morning, wasn't it?">"You didn't see her when I found her...">Leyley hmphed, and leaned in close>"I'm sure it was reeeeeallly bad, Andy. Poor you">"Shut up, you knew what we were doing!">"So did you!" she retorted>"Only because I listened to you">"then why did you?">the silence was deafening>"because I'm a coward...">"You're what?" she giggled, "I can't hear you, Aaaandy">"I'm a coward! That's why!">"That's why you locked her in that box with me?">"And why I got her out!">"Because you're soooo smitten with that rotten minx that you just HAD to return to the scene of the crime and let Mom know that we're up to something, huh?">"I'm not!"(7/8)
>>539319516>"Why did you do it then? If you're not, THEN you're going to help me let her know that if she talks, we'll do WORSE to her, got it?">"I don't want to kill her!">"Well you almost did already, and you WOULD have if you hadn't flaked at the last moment. You ruined our plan, Andy, now man up and help me fix your mess!">"O-or what?">"Or I'll pin it all on you. After today, Mom's not going to trust you anymore. Remember this morning? I have aaaall I need to put you in juvie">her gleeful expression was pushed in his face>"...fuck you...">"Well cry about it, pussy, is that all you do? It's not my fault you have no spine. When we get home, Mom is going to streeetch you on the rack until your spine goes POP and then you won't need one!">Andrew stood>"Hey, where are you going, pussy? We've got work to do">he lunged, grabbing her by the collar>"Ow, what the fuck Andy!?">his hands found their way to her throat>"I can put you away, remember? I'll tell Mom, I'll tell the teachers, I'll tell everybody! You're MINE and I won't- gah!">Andrew resisted the urge to squeeze>her eyes suddenly lost their fury and her eyes began to tear up>"H-hey, let me go..." she tried to pry his fingers away>"You couldn't kill that hussy and now you're going to kill your own sister?">he hesitated>what was he doing?>he let her drop to the ground, hard>"I'm not a murderer... I... but you... you'd do it in a heartbeat if...">tears had formed in the corners of her eyes>"Be your own friend from now on. I don't want to see you ever again, Ashley" he hissed>Leyley stared in tearful disbelief>Andrew left her there, wanting to put as much distance between them as possible>his hands were shaking>his heart pounding>he just wanted to get away>"I HATE YOU!" she screeched after him tearfully>"I hate you...">as Andy turned the corner of the gym building, a something darted away>he could have sworn he saw a pair of pigtailsTo Be Continued?(8/8)
I want to date Ashley only to gradually realize that she doesn't actually care about me at all and is just using me to make Andrew jealous and one day call her and have a boring and distant conversation before Andrew comes home and Ashley thinks she hangs up but actually the line is still live and I hear them argue and Ashley says I mean nothing to her and things heat up and they start making love and I just listen through the phone while crying before masturbating and having the best orgasm of my life
>>539320696Eric...
>>539321013>This was written just over a year agoDamn.
>>539321520Where does the time go? It's funny how the whole "Ashley gets a bf to upset Andrew" thing semi-happened in the sense that Ashley tried it, but not only did she bail before the first date, Andrew was too much of a psycho to even let it happen
>>539319885>>539314054Very nice. Did Nina survive in this one or is it an apparition?
>>539322149Thank you! It's my first semi-completed work so that means a lot to me, really. In this fic Nina is definitively alive, although the apparition angle would be really cool and I'm lowkey jealous I didn't think of that.
>>539322606Man that is a really nice crotch.
Hey /calg/, after seeing how easy it was to make custom characters in that Super Mario Bros. 1 Remastered that came out a few days ago, I made Andrew and Ashley. I'm not a professional sprite artist by any means but I think it came out decent enough. Enjoyhttps://files.catbox.moe/ujztog.zip
>>539324121Those look fantastic, love the middle fingers lol. I'm reminded of the old Sonic FGX days...maybe I need to make a Coffin character pack for that one.
>>539315361if she means nothing to you then why did you goon to her, anon?>>5393151580 slack shall be afforded to hood niggers in this thread, sorry
https://x.com/kero_coffin/status/1967915437536211026
>>539322606Nice ass, sis. You shit with that thing?
>>539325841Why does ??? want them to have sex in Burial, yet wants to split them apart in Decay?
>>539324719>why did you goon to her80% of my saved posts on pixiv are characters I do not care about or haven't watched/played/read the source of, but the content of which activates my almonds. Please consider the following:
>>539055619Reminder
>>539327276>activates my almonds40 year old pervert ahh
>>539328549>ahhGo back.
>>539326049??? doesn't want anything in Burial, he only takes action in Decay because Ashley's life is in danger.
>>539329739There's a real big demon tree here though
>>539330013Left is LU coded ("then why don't you hold her?"), right is ??? coded ("why didn't you shoot?").
Why are there no Black people?
>>539330743Because it's escapism.
>>539330743What's one of those?
>>539324121Akshully this is an inefficient use of palettes and tiles. Sprite tiles on the NES are limited to 3 colors (technically 4, but the 4th color is almost always transparent), so a character having more than 3 colors necessarily means having multiple palettes and overlapping tiles. The NES could keep 4 sprite palettes in memory at once, so you really needed to justify your palettes. But the primary concern here is the amount of tiles.Sprite tiles on the NES are 8x8 pixels each, and again, have 3 colors each. So, mathematically, there is no way to draw the torn threads on Andrew's jeans the way you have without overlaying multiple sprite tiles against each other. This IS possible and very straightforward, but we also have to remember that the NES can only display 8 sprites on a given scanline at once; any more and you start getting flickering on said scanline. So, just as we need to be conservative with palettes, we also need to be conservative with the amount of sprites per scanline.Green and pink are obviously vital to their characters, so I would reserve a tile/palette for the eyes, but Ashley's boots really should just be black and Andrew's torn threads should just be skin.I jest of course. Fantastic work, Anon.
>>539324121Nice
>>539326049Decaydrew is too much of a moralfag for ???'s tastes.
>>539304726Barely.
>>539334239I did consider for a moment making their palettes NES-accurate, but I decided against it since the rest of the game isn't either, being a "remaster" and all. I enjoy the edit though lol
Why does this image activate my neurons?
>>539335856You like the idea of getting an STD
>>539336415Julia doesn't have STDs...
>Julia gave me the lovebug!>Actually, anon, that's Gonorrhea
Ashley (not Leyley) will love her inbred kids.
>No one else drew for JUL14>Now everyone is bullying this sweet and gentle hussyJULIA DID NOTHING WRONG!
>>539339885History will absolve Julia
>>539339885Hydrochloric acid will dissolve Julia.
I have word that Lord Unknown will drop a devlog later this month
>>539344291>The Coffin of ??? and !!!
>>539344453!!! is an angel?
>>539344592
>>539344671Cutie
>>539344754All fartclouds are cute.
Seeing Andrew become an alcoholic was honestly sad and nobody talks about it. It almost feels inevitable because he's got an addictive personality: he's addicted to smoking, to Leyley, and now alcohol. I just want him to find peace.
>>539348684A little bit of alcoholism never hurt anybody
>>539348967Andrew is gonna become a fatty
>>539348967Alcohol is liquid estrogen
>>539349817is pussy juice estrogenated? will eating your sister's muff turn you into a basedboy?
>>539349817Sounds like a skill issue.
>>539350064pretty sure estro is only excreted in pee so you'd become a soiboy if you drank enough sister piss >>539350196the estro makes him even more violent and impulsive which is why ashley receives regular beatings
>>539348684What do you mean? I know you might think I write this as irony but after I started drinking everyday I finally found life slightly enjoyable, I would argue that alcohol is the only source of stable happiness out there, always available, always cheap, always the same.I knew a lot of people who were miserable 24/7 and, while at first rejected alcohol recommendations because society said it's le bad, all of them ended up loving it as much as I do, maybe even more, and no negative consequence ever came. Health complications are a problem for the future, so sh.Being and alcoholic isn't an issue. The problem is when you do stupid shit while drunk like driving or beating hookers with a bat. If you are normal and can control yourself it shouldn't be a problem at all. And Andrew is smart enough to avoid getting into trouble....................right?If he's not retarded, a happy life abusing alcohol might be possible.
>>539350302That's a gross exaggeration, honestly. Alcohol didn't make me feel better long-term, you're basically popping Ibuprofen to mask the fever instead of going to the doctor (therapy is stupid).
>>539348684its sad but you can't look away. Watching Andrew realize how deep the hole he dug for himself is and struggle for his life to get out of it before excepting his fate and rotting at its bottom is depressing, but slightly cathartic. Since at the end of the day, it really was the bed he made for himself. The highschool flashbacks in cliffhanger which exhibit the specific choices he made, being reflected in the present, in s&s, presumably contrasting the full decay storyline where he "changes his ways", makes it (s&s) the perfect "bad ending" IMO
*accept
>>539350302Nigga your liver must look like a raisin
>>539348967He'll get cirrhosis and die at 43
next OP image btw
>>539351289No way SnS siblings live that long, honestly.
>>539351584I will leak all your patreon content
>>539350302Anon please take care of yourself. Drinking is fine every now and then but it will fuck up your health. There's better ways to find happiness.>And Andrew is smart enough to avoid getting into troubleCouldn't stop himself from beating and impregnating his sister so....
>>539350302>The problem is when you do stupid shit while drunk like drivingFuck you asshole. If you can't drive drunk safely, you can't drive safely period. There should be a drink driving licence so that skilled drunk drivers can execute their God-given fucking freedom of coasting along the open road untethered by faggot liberalism. If we only had seasoned drink drivers on the road, highways would be a lot safer.
Angelic huskyhttps://x.com/Corpsicle_1/status/1968001373762699660
>>539350302I love being drunk like you wouldn't believe, but the process of getting drunk is miserable. I used to be able to drink vodka straight but now, I just don't have the tongue for it. Alcohol tastes awful.
>>539353163https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4BdBIg9jKU
>>539354869Hussies are angels!
>>539350302>>539354904emotional people really like alcohol. I don't enjoy alcohol unless I mix it with some other substance. that's probably because I'm emotionally cold
>>539355885Even with mixers I can still taste the alcohol. It ain't easy to down, don't even get me started on the aftertaste. Microdosing LSD would probably be healthier and tastier.
She's cute
>>539356935>this didn't bump the threadDid we get autosaged BEFORE bump limit? Are the /v/ jannies back with a vengeance?
>>539356935God, I love Fatley so much
>>539357194I need a Fatley version of s_hurt[BUST].png
>>539357385I never really noticed how beautiful Ashley was until I saw this get posted after two slobs. Maybe it's recency bias but this is panacea for my eyes and soul
>>539350302>a happy life abusing alcohol might be possible.Funniest shit I've read in a long time. I need to remember this one. Pic unrelated
Fuck it I'll bake at Page 7
>>539358318>>539358318>>539358318>>539358318BAKE D'NOUVEAU
>>539357385I didn't make the others, but here
>>539330202Deep... Bravo Nemlei... Deep Nemlei... Deep inside Nemlei...
>>539350302if you can't find joy in life without drinking then you're just delaying your inevitable suicide
