Previous: >>539048186>Game News (EN)Current Rate Up: Seiun Sky (3*), Silence Suzuka (SSR), Tamamo Cross (SSR)9/7 - 9/17: CM Gemini Cup - Kyoto 3200m, right, spring, sunny, firm9/11 - 9/23: Legend Race9/21 - 10/4: Story EventTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>Game News (JP)Current Rate Up: Still in Love (3*), Espoir City (3*) Stay Gold (SSR), Admire Groove (SSR), Daiichi Ruby (SSR), Biko Pegasus (SSR)9/8 - 9/18 Agnes Tachyon's Factor Research9/22: CM Classic - Kyoto 2000m, right, autumn, sunny, firmOctober: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m, left, autumn, cloudy, firmNovember: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m, left, autumn>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd cour will air on 10/5Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19Guest Starring:Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/>Thread CirclesJP: ウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)EN: https://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)https://rentry.org/umapog
I hate groundwork I hate groundwork I hate groundwork I hate groundwork
>>539059062Mayacute
*calls you a knob bead*
If you get S turf/distance, does that actually improve your chances for sparking that as a parent at all?
I regret rolling for Seiun Sky so much, this horse is fucking worthless. I should have rolled for Falco or Summer Maru instead of this useless cunt that's literally only good for her unique.
>>539059153become a late surger chad
>>539059195>he fell for it
Right now is a good time to queue, right? Surely it's just all the Euro and SEA casuals on right now
>>539059153Groundwork? Well I sure hope it does!
>>539059282there's nothing casual about SEA when 300 carats are on the line.
Do costume versions of characters have the same affinity for parent stuff as the normal versions?
>>539059195I'm a cuck so I rolled for her and will enjoy watching her get bred by other trainers to create the Super Summer Marus that will rape me in all the future CMs
>>539059195People were warning you that Frontrunner is a whale/no-lifer territory.
>>539058573Didn't take a screenshot of my results screen. Is Runner History acceptable? >>539058987If you're asking about Reine, her career failure rate has been sky high. Doesn't help that she's also impatient and perfectionistic.
Teio!
Slotting in a 3rd ace instead of a debuffer gives me worse results. I guess even if people have enough stam, a debuffer is still good because enough to finish =/= enough to start accelerating asap. So their final spurt gets delayed, meaning some of the SS gets wasted i guess? It's either that or the velocity debuff having that much of an impact.
Is there a really good must have pace chaser skill, like groundwork or straightaway spurt?About to start grinding the FUCK out of ogiri cap careers so I figured I might do a double-whammy and have her be a potentially good CM uma if the run ends up going super good too
>>539059062why did you make this thread so fucking early
What potential lvls would you say are a must-have for umas? Besides nature
>>539059115Why does Flash have some of the best fanart (even if it's sloppa)
>>539059542To make autists angry
>>539059476Pace chaser is the real whale territoryfrontrunner is dolphinsend closer is for poor pagpag eating mudhut dwelling SEA goblinslate surger is for retards
>>539059195>metafagYou asked for it
>>539059628trolling is against the rules, retard
Groundwork parent grinding is actually agonizing
>>539059345The only real difference between alts is just skills, starting stats and stat affinity.it's still the same character so the same affinity for breeding is used.
>>539059667imagine whining about meta in a PVP game lmfaodumb retarded cuck
Digitan LOVE
>>539059679too bad stay mad
>>539059535This skill once we get the card for it.
>>539059616Because Flash is pure sex.
Took me this long to realize the reason why my 1000/1200 places more consistently than my 1200/1000 is because cooldown is an unreliable skill... but there's literally no decent alternative to cooldown.
I still don't know who I want to run for Cancer CM.King is a given, but the other two I'm unsure on. I hear double front runner can be fun, but I'm not sure who I want to run there.>>539059604Depends on the uma, how much you like them, and how you plan to run them.Some, like Shuttle's p5 are nearly useless for them unless you specifically work to make her a front runner, for example.
>>539059665>late surger is for retardsthat is correct
SPECIAL WIFE!
>>539059680Spurt farming was way worse. You can go 3 full runs without HishiAma giving you a single hint of any kind
according to my researchTeiofags are the most horny onemost Teiofags are also Mayanofags so they are just as horny
Oguri Cap (as in peak)https://youtu.be/_kKNR8tbwK0?si=egJ12vWKPsTTx12s&t=188
>>539059665I knew there was a reason that I loved late surgers.
MARVELOUS
What do you think about an /uma/ tournament? Something like CM room matches, but on a different track, something we'd pick together. Would people even consider actually training aces for it, instead of reusing old CM aces?
> Still short on money for GUTSMAXXINGSoon!
>IdealBro just run whoever you want! Everyone's viable!>RealityA mix of Goldship, Oguri, Taishin, Summer Maruzensky and El Condor Pasa forever in every CM until you lose your fucking mind
>>539059195>Falco and Summer MaruChat, he doesn't know he'd still be forced to grind Seiun if he wants to make those two work
>>539059750>every pvp game must be a sweatfestthe dire consequences of youtube gaming and twitch on videogaming culture cannot be overstated
How do you get 601 stam 301 guts without using stam card?
I posted in the wrong thread. Shiraoki-sama bringing me to group A finals.
>>539060250stam parents + summer training
i cannot do this shit anymore bros... doing gold ship over and over again expecting a different result... this probably gonna be my last cm. sayonara niggas
>>539060214>forced to grind seiunor you could just borrow some cuck's seiun that already did the grind for you since seiun's skill is better on everyone that isnt her
>>539060306Don’t use my wife for your shitpost.
>>539059195i dont regret it at all
I got through to Group A but have been getting absolutely decimated in Round 2.Fully expected, mind you given being F2P (But very lucky horsegirl-wise).Guess I've got 3 more attempt tomorrow to make a golshi that can pull through because I have yet to see anyone win except for her and the 5-head from the swimsuit card.Shame too because I really feel the whale-element here. If I (or anyone really) had the cards, you could build a much better horse much more consistently and spend time crafting strategies instead of sticking to the pre-defined meta, however solved it may be. Maybe I should just stick to Open League and all the spreadsheets that come with it.Anyway, good luck with your races folks.
>>539059195>he wants to skip this every TTI think your homosexuality is the bigger issue here
>>539060306
>>539060209>>539060306Mile: Taishin, Pasa, Summer MaruMedium: Oguri, Summer Maru, GoldshipLong: Taishin, Goldship, Summer MaruThere I solved champions meeting forever
>>539060327>you can only grind an ace 3 times a dayAnd you're building a front runner that requires groundwork + 3 green skills.
>>539059062I can finally make her transform with the pilot outfit to wedding outfit on the 2nd season opening concert
>>539060327>3 borrow daily capBonjour.
>>539060209Everyone's viable to a point. You can get at least a few wins with anyone if you're willing to bleed for it and you can get to CM A finals with a lot of the cast, you just can't post 80% winrates on /uma/. You have to be the one to decide what's more important.
chiyo chiyo chiyo chiyono o suki suki suki sugi chiyono o
I spent a whole week trying to get the perfect front runner Mayano for Gemini and she does worse than some random Oguri I got while doing my dailies like a month ago
>>539060449kitasan black (the actual uma) eventually comes out and is meta for any Long races as a NIGE
3 spd 2 pow 1 wit, 3 spd 3 pow or 4 spd 2 pow?
>>539060327and have half the chances of getting ground work and other skills?I don't want to see you complaining that distance proc'd but ground work didn't later on
>>539060306My TP is capped out and idgaf. Too busy replaying the OG Modern Warfare series to waste time grinding 1* Guts spark after 1* Guts spark.
Whats the fastest way to fail a career so I can do my daily asap?I need to win at least the debut race but then fail the next one.
F2Pcuties..have you considered jobbing Round 1 on purpose to get yourself into Group B?
>>539060645
>>539060526whats important is that i'm gonna fucking scream if I have to train another ace with my shitty F2P deck>oh bro you need max speed, max power and max wits for all your front runners!>also you need to train the obnoxious spic and the loud meme horse because they're the best horses in the gamegod has abandoned umanity
>>539060250> Start with 100 stamina + 360 from parents + ~60 from URA finals + some random eventsFor guts you'll have to click the button 2 or 3 times when it's auspicious + some random events maybe
>>539060645mejiro mcjobber
I'm gonna do it. Toaster in the tub
https://youtu.be/ithtO0z3KwkWitbros… our psyop’s been exposed…
>>539060719You can be upset but you leave El Numero Uno Caballo en Japon alone. She's a good girl.
>>539060074What a cool fat ass...https://youtu.be/VOvVkItA0vU
>>539060672Not until I taste 0/40I love the change where you just need 1 win to reach group B finals
>>539060809mr pokke is a known dramatuber from hoyoshit games and is the king of misinformationdude literally just farms drama and picks fights with other youtubers whenever he runs out of content
>>539060809shan't be watching any video slandering witGAWD
>>539059195Told you bwo.
>>539060690>>539060716>>539060748>>539060813Okay so McQueen it is. but is there a specific strategy here to fail?
>>539060809>Miles is the next CM>WIT badIm noticing
>>539058508damn sexy
>>539060719SEKAI SAKYOU WA?
>>539061041
>>539060612>Have to roll for Xmas Oguri, Kitasan black, Valentines bourbon and the first anni bannerGOD I LOVE UMAMUSUME
>>539060969Yeah, just never run another race. Her second objective is fan count so if you just sleep in until december she loses. Same for Curren Chan.
>>539060969Check her career goals and you'll see it
>>539060969
>>539061061FLAT CHESTS ARE BETTER FIGHT MEEEEEEEEE lol
>>539061061>He doesn't like pettankos
>>539060884somethin smells like fresh fish
>>539061083Just get lucky.
>>539059062Why did it go from 1337 to 1339, to 1340?
>>539060969you can easily just lose at hopeful stakes at the end of the first year by mashing rest
>>539060672getting 3rd in A finals is the same as winning B.
>>539060612But I cant use my MLB KitasanWhats the point?
Only weak men prefer flat chests
>>539060969just be yourself
>>539061223there was two 1337
>>539061251Pffft, uncultured swine.
>>539061273I hate recycled threads.
>>539060873I need the sources to these
>Train Pasa!>Train Nature!>Train Golshit!I refuse to touch ANY F2P Uma’s career until I’ve unlocked their signature racewear. No exceptions.
>>539061251ugly cow
I cant throw careers, bros... I always feel super bad and try my best regardless
>>539061251
>hear King showed up a lot in Seiun's career>do her story events>it's actually another Special Needs wank episodebleeeeeeghhh
Gacha is gamblingCareer runs is gamblingCM is gamblingWhat else in this game is gambling?
>>539061389Why didnt you use your chess piece, I unlocked El this week.
>>539061389If you were playing religiously, you should already have El Pasa at 3* after her Legend race and 3* Golshi after her event.
You may not like it but this is what peak umamusume looks like
>>539061452joining /uma/ club
>>539061514Wife Groove....
>>539061404Sometimes, you have other shit you need to do. Well, at least sometimes, some of us have other shit they need to do.
>>539061428Imagine wanting more of king fraud.
>>539061452Club bros >Last month they have crazy fan gains>This month 0 FLAT>Some dont donate shoes anymore
>>539061568I just leave the daillies or special missions on the table in these cases
>>539061452Posting in /uma/ and expecting (You).
I just want to train Maya but she sucks until her alt that makes her metaLiterally everything I want to train is several years ago while everyone I hate is meta right now
>>539061514Don't ruin my wife with your soulless slop
>>539061652Come on man, you need to be the same level of pathetic as me, no more, no less.
>>539061663I forgot her name, who was this horse again?
>>539061517Fucking KEK!
>>539061574bejitas are cool, and more than that I'd take literally anyone over Special Needs
I love my lucky wife so much...
>>539061481>>539061505I started after Pasa’s race, so I’m still way off. Hell, I used like 40 pulls on Sky’s banner, and the only outfit I unlocked was Winning Fucking Ticket’s.
I haven't made a soundpost in a while, I hope this doesn't fuck up
>>539061772Mightycomfitboomhauer
>>539061772
>checking out groundwork while grinding for it on parents>it fails to activate with 450 wit and Front Runner SavvyI hope this doesn't actually happen in CM3
how long until this beauty? (also who)https://youtu.be/gfW7dnKJhSE
>>539061725I cant let my umas down, its as simple as that. I might gamble and try to high roll, but I never throw a career
>>539059176>>539059030>>539058909>>539058807>>539058604hello?
>>539062002Skills fail to go off all the time. When you're tard, you're tard.
>>539061878Tell your wife to stop slacking off. She's slacker for 9 turns now and nothing is curing it.......
>>539062056Oh, right, blame it on /uma/ and not /umajp/, just because we're a little more retarded you come straight to us. I'm frankly offended.
>>539062117Suzuka is really cute!
>>539062109One could say, (You) ran out of luck..!
once i get usable aces w/ borrows for cm3, i think ill start abandoning careers if first inspo event is ass.
AAAAAAAAA, i lost my debut race
>AI
>>539062002Savvy doesn’t affect skill proc. Idk who told you this, but they gaslit you kek
I love my trainerI love my trainerI love my trainerI love my trainer
>>539061389I use 2*s intentionally so they all match. This includes my TT aces.
>>539062216I wish I could abandon careers but danchode will cut my dick if I dont meet the fan req by the end of the month
>10* groundwork>fail to inherit anything
That Daiwa Scarlet is one piece of Red Ace.
>>539060074>>539060856
>>539062207Nove -> Apr slacker condition with no cure. I had a year 1 with 2 triple rainbows and a few doubles. I've never wanted to quit a career so bad in my life.
I wish I can get back the time I grinded building the perfect golshi according to the docs. I am getting a beating with fellow golshis with barely 1000 stamina and 2 recoveries but with max speed. Currently have 1020 speed and 1200 stamina with 2 and a half recovery with mine. Just can't seem to win versus other golshi.Fuck
>>539062216I've already been doing this since I'm always ahead of the fan quota...Sometimes even before the debut race if the rng is particularly shit
>>539062152>>539062152>>539062152
>>539062314It do be like that sometimes.
>>539062117Watch her playing the innocent maiden. But deep inside her there's a slut waiting to give you every carnal pleasure known to men. I need to feel her corrupt and tempting flesh caressing my manhood. I despise and desire her at the same time... Wretched harlot, stop playing with my desires.
>>539062056We're all retards but /umajp/ has the actual schizos that do this stuff.
>>539062216I just salvage it into a spark run. Might luck into a 3* blue 3* pink I can use.
>URA journalists and magazine praising Haru Urara's trainerIdgi, she wasn't putting any new results because this is before you start the URA career so why is the guy getting glazed?
>>539062485Maybe he’s just handsome and charismatic? At least Aoi seems to think so.
>>539062263Calm down Suzuka
Give it to me straight bros how bad off am I going to be if the only horses I want to roll for in the next year are Akebono, Rob Roy and Nakayama Festa?
>apparently you get matched in finals with people around the same winrateIs this a new psy op or...?
We made it to Grade A in the open league! Our current strategy is to have my late surgers go for the win if they're lucky and gold ship jumps in front of everyone at the end of the race and body blocks everyone's Ace runners.They all have one spark parents because they're just from beating the URA Finale but to my surprise they're holding their own just enough to keep advancing!
I AM IN MISERYTHERE AIN'T NOBODY WHO CAN CONFORT ME, OH YEAH
I enjoy the game more when I dont feel like I have to farm crazy uma and I can just be chill and use good uma I build over time and get good parents over time.But because we have accelerated schedule, we are just always in a hurry, and don't get as much time and resources to build our Umas.
>>539062216But what about your energy? You'll run out of pots/carats soon, unless you're willing to throw your money at a screen.
Female trainers getting bullied and abusedUmas complaining that they didn't get a handsome chad trainer
>>539062605We have no information on it. Anyone telling you it's seeded in a particular fashion is headcanoning it
>>539062605Wait you noticed that too? I remember getting people with 67% and 64% WR for Taurus finals. I was 62%
>>539062605I'd expect the opposite so whales can enjoy seal clubbing more. But I'm sure they're too lazy to implement that and it's random.
>>539062417Then that run gives me this. Didn't even finish URA. Fucking hell this game is.
>>539062618I would yes-and you with Reeses Puffs, but we all know it would be Gold Ship and I refuse to have pictures of it on my hard drive.
>>539062003any jpbros know who dis?
>>539062806that's me
>>539062784Lady Shiraoki works in mysterious ways
People are sleeping on outer post. It has a higher proc chance than lone wolf.
>>539061452Walking past Dia-chan and hoping she doesn't pounce on me
>>539062806not JP bros but she is Verxina, my wife's sister
why isn't chiyono more popular
>>539062923because shes not out
>>539062648ha, im only talking about borrows. I don't make my own parents besides a 9* stam mac - id burn out.
>Here’s how to get a good career run.>NOOO!!! He’s lying! It’s a psyop to sabotage your career so he can succeed!>NOOO!!! He’s lying to make you distrust JPbros!>NO U!!!>NO U!!!Bros… I’m starting to think “Clairvoyance” is a meme, and that there isn’t actually any advantage to being behind JP.
>>539062973There's an advantage behind being original server if its like 6 months or a yearBeing FOUR FUCKING YEARS BEHIND isn't an advantage, especially when the game is notoriously extremely horrible to play before they added all the QoL that makes it a playable game and not legal torture
>>539062615Congrats anon
>>539062973Wtf did I ever do to you
Umamusume is a ___ game
>>539062973The information is there, but the retardation is there sevenfold. I don't think I've ever been so blackpilled on just what proportion of people are essentially cargo cultists at heart.
>>539062806Cute sisters in the background
>>539059062
after this CM session today, im just sitting here staring at my energy meter, i dont know what to do
>>539062913>Verxina>released may '25OOF, gonna be a long wait. Fortunately do already have my wife (bancho) but i really have a thing for blue beauties too
>>539062973The actual useful stuff is the tooling. Stamina calculators, event database, card comparisons, skill comparisons, documents that detail how mechanics work.Listening to youtubers is just being a shitter.
>>539062973The only ""JPbro"" I trust is the guy that makes the guide videosThe other JPfags are annoying elitists, obnoxious cunts or bitter fucks mad that their game got popular'Solved game' but none of them can share their experiences or advice other than spam unreleased stuff and gloat how global will never get that
>>5390628064 years
>>539063167Damn the umas are actually from the 90s, aren't they. Pairing them with Japanese sports car heroes makes sense
>>539062605This is true though
>>539063190She's that girl that would have been top Stacey if she hadn't had the misfortune of debuting at the same time as a one-in-a-million monster.Also shares a very cute relationship with her trainer.
>>539062605nah.I was wreaking havoc in Round 1-2 but got matched with 2 babbies in Final
>>539063187If it’s full, I’m telling danchou
>>539063110A shit game
>>539063187Same. "watching my CM matches" uses up my "doing careers" brain juice
>>539062312Its a nice touch that she speaks respectfully to Oguri
>>539060809At 12:19>"By at DIS point he made a REALLY really scary mistake by skipping the previous races and ONLY going for Hopeful Stakes in late December to hit hissfancount. Nevah evah EVER do dis, espeshully because you are using borrow parents because there's always a chance for you to lose dis rayce no mattah HOW strong you arh."What a dumb mushmouth nigger, holy shit. It's perfectly fine to only go for Hopeful Stakes at the start of Medium/Long careers because G1s have the best skill point tradeoff for missing a training day, the exceptions being if you need more fans before Hopeful. It's not like Oguri doesn't have a great unique that consistently wins it or anything.His debuff Air Groove guide was complete trash misinfo for this CM btw, and this is 100% a bad faith deflection video.
>>539063389its full(as of 5mins ago), i just dont know what to do i feel lost
Chiyono O's exposed sweaty pits
>>539063503She speaks respectfully to everyone
>>539063513train a last-minute ace. So far all my last minute aces have been pretty lucky rainbow wise. Both in CM1 and CM2.
rape puppy
I actually came because I was grinding groundwork and my air groove gave me groundwork before the maiden race on top of actually getting useful skills but in the end it was a 1* guts spark with no groundwork
>daitaku helios was born in 1987is that recent in uma terms or is she zoomer for some other reason?doesn't seem that recent in comparisonoh wow this website's autotranslation turns male into 'cock'
My Brian runs are making me go crazy. they always start failing nonstop after the classic year. i can't get 1000/1000...
>>539063601this reads like a translated jap tweet
I am playing with a friend's MLB Yaeno and this card is fucking bonkers. 40% off any skill it gives you, and almost all of them are good
>>539063527Be that as it is, but without Oguri there would have never been an overlord
chiyo chiyo chiyo chiyono o
>>539063553my current ace could not have had a more perfect run; thats why im lost on what to do now, its just simply not possible to do better without dump a couple hundred on this game (which im not willing to do)
>>539063665I don't think I've ever seen a Jap say they came to describe general feelings of euphoria. Maybe I'm looking at the wrong part of japnet.
Please come home...
>>539059062CunnyInc. has 3 spotsA+ rank clubanyone can join, just put /uma in your profile so we know youre from here
>>539063764But of course, I am not negating Opera O wasn't being grateful to Oguri, she evens speaks how inspired she is because of Oguri.
>>539063872"KITA-----!" was a big jp meme for like 15 years.
>>539063905reqs? are you anti groomer?
>>539063859Make a 2nd ace then. Surely you are not running 2 debuffers...?
>>539063748yeah but the specialty priority is bad and so is the friendship/mood bonus. Great for parents and grandparents thoughbeit
Alright introduce me the first steps to CM3 like I'm a brainlet. Is it getting groundwork white spark into any Mile umas that I have? Also I don't have Seiun
>>539063665no im just retarded
>>539063880Why would she
>>539063513Start prepping for CM3. Or give one of the retards on your TT spread some brain work juice if you're just burnt on CM.
sohow does skill cooldowns actually worki'm pretty sure i've never seen a skill proc more than once a race, but race mechanics site has math on what the cooldown is (scaled to track length). something like ramp up would have a 48 second cooldown, in 1600 mile, which seems possible to proc twice?
>>539064035Why are you using labcoatlet Tachyon
>>539064124i like her
>>539063880she likes japan better
>>539060809Misinformation grifters that do this as a job to farm views make me so unreasonably mad.
I will be running goldship in CM3.
>>539063880she's goneyou have to let her go
>>539063616She's a "zoomer" because of the localization.https://umamusume.fandom.com/wiki/Daitaku_Helios/Real_LifeThis is the lore for the real horse. Helios also of course means sun so the hyper cheery super friendly paripi gyaru personality fits.
>>539063558In uma, puppy rapes you.
If I get lucky enough with sparks I can run Mejiro McQueen in CM3
>he doing a random debuffer run with random parents>quick send the 3 stars sparkshaha very funny Cygames
>>539064331a modern gyaru would be very zoomer
>B in race strategy is a *15%* cut instead of just 10%Was it worth it after all to run Rudolf as End w/ Straightaway Spurt if she only got to B? That seems a lot to lose when every turn counts to build an ace
>>539063509How did he "guide" people to build air groove? I haven't seen an effective one yet since most of them die on the final corner and fail to hit the gold ship.
Any chance Cygames rolls out some of the later QOL stuff early?
ToT
I AM IN THE FINALS in Open League...
>end closers have spurt>frontrunners have groundwrkdo pace chasers and late surgers also have that kind of "must-have" skill?
>>539063880Check this out.
>>539064551late surgers get on your left, pace chasers eat shit
>>539064545>not into cunny>but absolutely love bomber jackets and top gun (the movie)This girl gives me conflicting feelings
>>539064628i'm not running a guts card
you can't make me see chiyono sexually
is there any reason to do another CM run if you already got 3 wins?
>>539064710> Hasn't taken the gutspillYour loss
>>539064710Then just run Geass wonder
>>539064732extra rewards
>>539064686tom cruise approved of mayano top gun by the way
>>539064550go get your Gold titlethats all that matters
>>539064732You don’t want to do this >>539064812at the end of each year, cygames sends a bonus reward that scales depending on your overall WR%.If you manage to get 3 wins in row to advance, you should stop.
>>539060690>>539060716>>539060748>>539060813>Just use this 3* uma that everyone totally has._.
>>539064686you are simply lying to yourselfall men love girls 11-17, some just deny it
>>539064710settle for the white version, just like people using golshi with spurt instead of taishin. Just use slick surge. It's on Vodka Power card, or you can get the skill spark and inherit it.
>>539064750Fine...
>>539064819Post the vid, it's hilarious.
>>539064908your 3* selector?
>>539064710Just inherit Slick Surge. Get Wit Natie later on. Level up your Welfare Ticket, she gives you all the relevant late surger skills. Rising Dragon, On Your Left, and Fast and Furious are skills you always want to keep an eye on and check track compatibility.
>>539064889yeah no i'm gonna do all my entries because the rewards from doing all your entries + the collective boost to your odds of winning the finals if you let as many shitters through as you can vastly outweighs whatever end of year bonus they'll give you.
>>539064908Can't even throw a career properly, I told you faggots this game is p2l.
>>539064524Yapped for 8 minutes before even giving a guide, implying Urara and Evil Nature wouldn't be good enough debuffers for this CM (l o l), and then showed off this worthless PoS and how to build it>TETHER>MaverickI fucking can't
>>539064908spam recreation with urara or anyone with fan objectives
>>539064859I will try to!
>>539064889This sounds like a psyop
The Airplane did NOT topple the Twin Tails.Jet fuel CAN'T melt steely eyes.
>>539065104probably just pruning skills
>>539065181>Way of Kings Nice Nature
>>539064812can't you save the run tickets for the next round or something incase you get bad runs?
ngl guys, having watched s1 and 2 of pretty derby anime, I think I lijust ke S1 betteris that strange?
So this is the power of gutsmax(ish)...
>qualified for AEither the queue late at night is a legitimate strategy or everyone is struggling and throwing equally ill prepared umas into the fray.
>>539065320Your enjoyment of S2 heavily relies on whether or not you like Teio
>>539065324My pic got deleted...
>>539065342It's still luck. Went 2/5 on my last ticket just now and lost to 1000/1000 oguris and gold ships without spurt just from getting brocked or spurt not going off.
>>539065406>image of grass wonder gazing upon spechan with a raging erection
>>539061242You use L'Arc El Condor Pasa and/or Almond Milk's card, duh.
>>539065454Who/what is this for
>>539065356I hate Teio so fucking much.
>>539065406Repulsive.
Does focus activate groundwork?
>>539065104No gold debuff and only 600 stamina yeah this guy was tricking people into building bricks.
>>539065492whoa hey you can't say that this is teio turf
sex with rice
>>539065519yesearly lead and dodging danger are also cope options
So Mayano is a bad idea to try and farm a parent of for cm3 because she'll have 3 A rank distances right? Wanted to use her since she has good affinity with Seiun Sky but it's a hassle having to raise her to mile A.
Is this cute boy for (You)?
seiun sky fucking SUCKS
>Finally get Straightaway Spurt to attach>Very decent rainbow rolls>First part of Super Creek's event chain fires in september of senior yearwhy would it be any other way?
DOGSHIT GAME DOGSHIT COMPANYFUCK CYGAMES FUCK THIS GENERAL AND FUCK YOU ALL
>>539065492>>539065720how does it feel to have awful taste
>>539065519yes but you need to pass a wit check to activate focus and another to activate groundwork so it's unreliable if you're just looking to trigger gw. focus is generally a good skill to take because you improve the quality of your starts though.
>>539065740I want to fuck Sweepy.
>>539065485Suppose to be a groundwork parent since diawa and vodka gave 1* groundwork each, along with other good white skills.
>>539065718He is for Kitasan
>>539065654she like 5 A aptitudes and 6 with mile so 1/6 chance of getting a mile spark
>>539065729>First part of Sweep Tosho's event chain in October Senior YearGO FUCK YOURSELF
good morning /uma/
>>539065492we love teio here gringo
>>539065252I built her for Taurus Cup but never ended up using her. Sparks were 9 stam 8 speed. I want to 3star her but i barely have any of her pieces and won't be rolling till Manhattan Cafe and Halloween Rice.
>>539060883>>539060886Not defending pokke cause he 100% is another dogshit dramatuber but he's not addressing Seriru, he's responding to another garbage video where that peddles retarded "If you rest more than 6 times in your whole career your run is bricked" bullshit.The dude trains wit over way better options and gets hard carried by MLB supports and RNG all to avoid having to rest.
You wouldn't lay hands on Dia-chan, but she can't take it anymore..Remember to timely address your trainee's needs!
>>539065836full?
>>539059062Where can I find a Mayano wife IRL?
>>539065836Dia-chan is for breeding not racing.
I love nice nature!
>>539065836IS THAT A
>>539065795yeah well kitasan is my wife so
>>539065805Is that how that works? I thought it first rolls track/distance/style and then rolls again within the category?
>>539065813She hasn't been eating her vegetables for almost three years now, you have to stop her before she stunts her growth.
i now know why i dislike CM and you may not like the reasoni have shit cards so i can't experiment for fun, i'm bound to the chains of gold ship
>>539065929Post deck.
>>539065878I hate nice nature!
>>539065654I'm settling for Turf or Front Runner pinks on her since fronts can make use of the extra wit and/or acceleration. My plan is to use Mayano + Bourbon with front/turf pinks to roll a Seiun with front/turf as well. That way I cut my CM parent farming by half because I can use the same Seiun every time.
>>539065454> 2 stamina cards> 700 staminaJust take stamina parents and keep piling up guts
>food event>click>beep beep beep beep beep
>>539065929welcome to free to play gacha
>>539065929Use your parents and inherits to experiment. Use meta for your aces. That's what I'm doing.
>>539065929I give my thanks to Shiraoki-sama every evening for missing out on Fine Motion/Super Creek banner and instead reading I should reroll a start on Kitasan. I managed to patch up some of my SRs later on being lucky and have a pretty good support collection in general with low spending and it does make a difference even if I don't care about PvP. I wish I could just borrow all of my cards to some of the anons I see here.
I'm thinking about quitting due to impulse rolling on Seiun without a spark and getting literally nothing; not a single new 3*. Do you think I could threaten my club with leaving and dropping their rank so they pay me enough to get to spark? If 29 people give me 300 carats worth of money each, that would be 58 pulls, which would get me to spark once CM is done. They would actually break even anyway with the increased club rewards from me not leaving. In fact, since they get extra club points they would come out ahead. Why shouldn't I do this?
>"The Ultimate Generation">Condor, Grass, and 3 shitters barely worth remembering
>>539062737Who makes these? Is it one person? Is it multiple channels? I am curious because I wish to see more videos.
>>539066058Of all the gacha I've played uma is distinctly worse because it doubles the gacha and halves the gibs.Fgo was probably the only worse one because of the total lack of pity.
>>539065917not sure i just assumed it was one out of your A aptitudes https://gametora.com/umamusume/legacies#pink-spark
>>539065968nothing changed since the last time i posted it, except for MLB haru, waiting for the next big support banner
If you want to marry your trainee, you have to defeat the final boss of Tracen
>>539065740ill see you tomorrow anon
I finally have a 9 star stam parent, but at what cost?
>>539066192peak sprintchad deck
>>539065929I have shit cards too but it's the opposite for me. Meta or not I know winning is going to be really hard for me because of stat deficit so I can just do my best with what I want, there's no pressure to have super high winrate etc, just trying to win with what I like feels so much better anyway. And most of advice doesn't really work for shit decks so I have to think more for myself. I'm really pleased with the results so far (group A with 55% winrate in first round and I got to group B finals so far with 2 wins).
Is it worth training Smart Falcon if I can barely get 100 affinity? There's no way I can get double circle.
>>539065816OHAIYO
>>539066202Done.
>>539066202I'll just throw some garlic at her and watch her instantly die
>>539064545what is ToT
>>539066241Bwo this cm is basically already over. Why are you still farming long parent?
There should be a Group C for the subhuman whales desu, I don't want to be paired with these 1200/1200/1200 slobs
I want to train a brown spic uma but I guess we only get the El Chicano Pasa
they managed to beat the whales, I'm proud of them
>>539066127>Do you think I could threaten my club with leaving and dropping their rank so they pay me enough to get to spark?Lol. That's not how it works.
Hey you there, post something that is not translated. Please no Korean
>>539066058i'm used to gachas by now but none of them really had difficult pvp, worst one was probably GF and that's because ranking maps felt miserable>>539066089trying that but 3 borrows a day kills my desire, i'm still using my own parents for extra runs but i'm bound to inheriting the actual skills from support cards, basically i didn't give it enough importance until recently>>539066092i didn't like the idea of rerolling but won't deny it would've sold so many problems>>539066257maybe that CM will be fun, mile CM also seems doable>>539066260i'm actually in the same position, currently heading towards B, it is satisfying to beat people with better umas, but i want to get more variety, I KNOW THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE unless you get giga lucky or you swipe, especially with the gacha being relatively new here, i just hope it doesn't take too long
>>539066440hishi amazon soon
>>539064889there's no way thats true lol
>>539066202eASY
>>539064545>Anon flips out over her unique skill animation in T minus 3 minutes
>>539066307You can see Flash's utter commitment in her face
Finally qualified!I queued a few hours ago and got destroyed 4/15. Just queued and got 3/5 (and I lost the first by only a neck too.)The opposition wasn't actually worse, in fact I ran into one of those eden guys. I just got a lot luckier.Earlier I fired spurt less than half the time and didn't even get 2 heals off several times despite 500 wit. In my last run I got spurt 4 times and 2 heals 4 times. I actually won the one time I didn't hit spurt, one time spurt was pretty useless because I died from 0 heals, and the other time I just got stomped by a megawhale.Best I can really hope for in A finals is 2nd, if I get a good matchup... only way I can win is with insane luck matching against the weakest possible opponents, or some crazy blocking action. Or if I somehow roll a better ace in the next couple of days.Ugh, too much adrenaline now.
>>539066478>i'm used to gachas by now but none of them really had difficult pvpI mean, the surprising thing about Uma is that it's an actual game instead of just "press buttons and have numbers go up infinitely according to money spent"
>>539064889This is another gaslight lol.
>>539066307Only by making your soul a void can you destroy the greatest evil
>>539066127If I was your danchou and you pulled that out I would humour you for a bit then kick you 13 days before club rewards reset.
>>539066508>>539066508No one will stand in Flash's way.
>>539066478I just didn't roll for cards like at all, a ten roll of maybe 2 if you include tickets and some singles. I got lucky with SSR guaranteed tickets and got 1 LB Super Creek for them so I can have fun building whoever I want because I rolled for umas instead.
>>539066474
>>539066609As expected of my soon to be uma wife
>>539066371Where you paired with them even on Open?
>>539066604>kick before club rewards>club drops rank from losing my fans and everyone loses 300 carats>I was quitting anyway so I'm not affected at allGo ahead pussy.
Why is suzuka support only recommended for parent runs? Isn't it pretty good for ace runs too?
>>539066609What episode is this / Is it worth watching the whole series? I was unsatisfied with the amount of her in the main show.
>>539066620Good point. If you care about the story and characters it's better to roll into Uma's than Support Cards. Granted it will help if you roll a few 10X just to have some LB and make Career's go faster for Weapons. But it's not a major focus if you do not care about PVP.
>>539066569that is true, for gacha gameplay even if it feels the simplest the rogue-like aspect of uma has me engaged, also helps the umas are all pretty cute and have interesting stories>>539066620i hope i get a varied cast in the future, so far i haven't been that lucky, but i'm also saving sparks for an uma i really want to guarantee
>>539066730You would lose 2 months of club rewards though, 300 carats is worth it because it would be funny.
>>539066754Its funny 3min shorts. Watch it.
>>539066127You should do it if only for the resulting drama and screenshots that would end up in here.
>>539066348cumming face from seeing something really cute
>>539066730What makes you think that clubs lose the contributed fans when a player leaves?
>>539066751Probably just that whatever suggested ace deck doesn't assume SSRs and/or SSRs of significant LB. It is a good ace deck card.
>>539066635Alright, time to see if I can add something new to the pipeline
>>539066754Yes it's a funny short series. Search up Umayuru.
My Matikane ended up 7th in most racesShiraoki is real
is there a hard limit on the number of hints you can get in a career
>>539066751Most of her card's power is in mood effect which is a bad stat. Also low starting friendship I guess.
>>539066856Because that's how it works. Have you not noticed that happening in your own club when someone leaves? Or maybe you just haven't seen someone get removed from a club unless they were inactive anyway
>>539066895no
>>539066880Holy FUCK this is crazy I love ai Hopefully the IT department guys wont have an issue with me using the company ai on this shit haha
>>539065816Big fan of Birdpra O
>>539066478I would honestly treat CM as getting some carats for a future spark and not care too much about PvP in a gacha game. Gacha PvP is simply terrible and while Umamusume does have some leeway with actual knowledge it also includes so much RNG on top of RNG that if you are missing parts that help with RNG in general, you'll have a much better time.I gave up on CM as the grind is simply a recipe for burnout and I'm also just too lazy to keep up with all the information and skills and tracks and parents and farming for sparks and the list goes on with how much preparation you want to do with CM events. I'd rather focus on what I enjoy in the game and playing it at my own pace while grabbing the couple carats from CM and not paying much attention to it all.
>>539066127You're so poor you can't afford to buy a pack and you would cry about it online? Being SEA must suck go plow a rice field or something lol.
i've used up so many clocks doing parent runs, not getting groundwork early hurts. anyone feleing the same
>>539066937I'm in a club that lost 6 members and the rank didn't drop a bit
>>539066635
>>539066894Mine usually places and more often than not wins.
>>539067002i already have a 9star groundwork borrow so idgaf
>>539066751Hm? It's a really good card. If someone doesn't recommend it, it's probably they assume you have it 0lb and have some maxed SRs or something like that.
>>539066989Agreed. There comes a point when you have to say it's better to collect Uma's than it is to focus on PVP for Support Cards.
>>539066993I guarantee I'm richer than you lol. I just don't like wasting money on stupid shit like this. I'd prefer others do it for me.
43714681Ladies and horses, I present to you, the mEjiro mcquEEn Tenno Sho, to see what Makie deserves the title of bEst of the bEst
>CM3 requires a lot of unique skill inheritance spark>none of the required umas that I have are 3 starsFuck this
>>539065320The last two episodes of S2 > S1
>>539067078you sound poor (and brown)
>>539067038Bwo, your typesetting?
>>539067002Buy the velocity skills you get from yaeno muteki to stabilise, they come at max hint level anyway.
As an experienced F2P Epic Seven veteran, no gacha PVP can phase me.
>>539066984it is so good
>>539066989>>539067069i'm likely done with CM altogether after this one, i think if i can keep reaching B finals even with 0 real planning i can just snatch the freebies and roll for who i liketho i hope it doesn't take too long for us to get a new career, the story mode is my favorite part of the game but with no new umas it starting to get a little boring
Are we back to calling each other poor again?
>>539066937I'm easily doing double the fans of the next closest guy in my club. We could remove 4 or more guys and still keep our rating
>>539062216Why? I never got this autism. I managed to get Groundwork and Mile S on the second inspo, then I got 2 green skills after 2nd Summer which let me proc Groundwork. You shouldn't be quitting a run unless your stats are too shit to be recoverable, likee having 450 Speed 400 Stam after the first Summer or some shit.
>>539067121Your cm2 goddess statues?
>>539067097> Rank E or beloLmao. I don't have any tho, I glue those umas on the spot
>>539067173I am richer than you so shut the FUCK up
>>539060672Yes actuallyThankfully it was not necessary this time
>>539067173Anon literally want to extort money from his club because he got scammed into rolling for Seiun.If that's not stinky poorfag behaviour who can't control his expenses then I don't know what it is.
I thought this was a golshi game???
>>539067173Yes bro it's SEA hours. This is why Gacha is successful as it preys on people who spend money on Gachas and makes them feel rich.
I guess we are.
>>539067173Act like a Jeet get called a Jeet, simple as.
>>539066976>Hopefully the IT department guys wont have an issue with me using the company ai on this shit hahabro.......
>>539067173I broke 200k net worth recently. Probably dipped back under though.
>>539059062>B~B+ rank club>shoe tradingAlmondLove has 3 spots for like-minded active players. Reply with your ID for a fancy scout
>>539067050what pink aptitudes?
>>539067164I think any art that portrays her as a little gremlin just enhances her charms
>>539060672I just played with my humble f2p Teio and got to finals A you don't need money you only need love
>>539067314this club hasnt been able to fill out for days so its deadguess everyone dropped the ugly oshi no ko horse like they dropped that shitty manga
>>539066976Now remove her clothes
>>539067314>Slop clubNo thx.
>>539066478I started late, didn't reroll (my first gacha so I didn't know what I was doing), so I also have crap for cards and don't even have that special week speed card which is much better than my alternatives for a third card. Beating people with stronger decks is painful but satisfying.Sadly, I think mile CM will be even harder for f2p because it's easier to build for. I think long CMs are actually easier with poor decks because so many people have bad builds, so with some skill and the right team mix you can compete.There's still a day to get into A finals. I went 4/15 maybe 6 hours ago and waited until just now to do the last one and got 3/5. There's always a chance...
my networth is negative and i have 0 dollars in the bank
>>539067121> RequiresNah, no CM so far requires shit other than some decent umas and cards. CM1 had the playtime's over nerds, shit was useless. CM2 had "Taishin's spurt bro", shit was useless. And let's not even talk about the 1200 stamina gaslight. Do your own research.
>top: end closers with spurt>bot: fr*nt runners (x3 btw)
>>539066989The nice thing about CM is that you can stop caring about it at any point. I did not autistically grind an ace for CM2, I just used what I got out of my borrow runs.
>>539067192None of them hit 75 stars yet and I don't want to spend on the increased price after buying the first 25 stars on the shop
>>539062973It is a meme for everything except what banners you should roll on in the Gacha.Even pro players disagree with each other about metas in games, even chess autists will disagree with each other about optimal plays. The game is too complex and random to ever be solved.
>>539067069>>539067167With the lack of umas and honestly really liking the design of Taishin, I just gave up the thought of support cards only. I ended up rolling a little over 130 times on her banner and got plenty of new umas and statues to get the racetrack costumes for uncapping 2* to 3*. My enjoyment increased in the game and the thought of just rolling support card banners to keep up with the new good cards and suggestions of only roll the good meta umas that I don't particularly like nor care about is just an awful plan in long-term enjoyment and motivation to keep playing.
>>539067238Anon is just begging for attention and validation for his own poor impulse control. I seriously doubt he's a top contributor or having enough fans to make a dent to his club's contribution or tank their ranks.
>>539067425you're literally scamming the bank right now
im not rich but i will whale for summer maruzensky
>Unlock Top Cun's sexy bomber jacket, looking to take a break from mile/groundwork/etc. farming to make her better for my TT>2 playthroughs where I'm getting bad/awful mood combo'd between I'm Not A Kid and losing the Get Me In The Mood roulette before Hopeless Stakes>Playthrough 3 decided to wait until I got to Satsuki Sho to do two Grand Love PlansWhat the hell, is her jacket cursed, did it make her sassy, I've had bad career runs with her but not at once like these did.
>>539067362he ltierally said doing it on prupose, anonthat's because your "Teio trained with love" is gonna get fucking obliterated in A-Group finals, but might have (had) a chance in B-Group
>>539067435The problem with top is trying to train 1200/600/1200/300/400 but Taishin and Gold Ship have to run Kikuka Sho and Tenno Sho Spring
>>539067158I played E7 on launch for about 6 months. I didn't have ML Ken or Vildred. Honestly, I wasn't even playing the same game as the whales until S.Bellona came out.>>539067309Same and same. I don't look at my stocks that often ever since clownworld.
>>539067153sometimes dont have enough when pruning the skills from stupid air groove
>>539067314320810553714
I don't have base Maruzensky so I have no idea if I'll like her enough to want to roll her swimsuit. Change my mind /uma/
>>539062806You should read her story. There's a fan translation for it.https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLZZs1PbjEQdcngecTNht5Qm2zQR14PkWm
we're going fall under T500 bwos...
>>539065921Oh no... imagine if Sweep Tosho never grew bigger and just stayed the same size forever, haha...
>>539067396It's only been a day, and it's hard to recruit because approval gets filled immediately by randoms and it's the middle of the month
>>539067529I was having a really great early run with her before (got charm AND accupuncturist before debut, was getting really good trainings) but she got hit with 6 (Six) "I'm not a kid" through classic and senior and that just fucking bricked the run
>>539067542youre meant to only look at it after a few years after the dollar collapses
are non-recov gold skills actually bad because they are too expensive?
>>539067542PVP didn't get crazy for E7 until Real Time Arena (RTA) came out where you're actually doing 1on1 fights live
>>539067626that's a child
Why is Rudolf such a moody BITCH
>>539067575sent
UOH
>>539067537Getting 2nd or 3rd in the A-group finals is better than winning on B-group and easier to achieve. We even get titles this time too and it's not only reserved for 1st place, in Taurus that was a viable strat.If I do get 1st however, I'll reply again to your post to gloat.
>>539062973At this point just ask one the top American gacha player on what to do
>>539067731You try leading that school of tards
>>539067252Lets see the Mcqueen
>>539067626SNIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFF
>>539067158I liked E7 before it became all about pvp
mayano tummy
>>539067801why are you posting a video of me?
>>539067782Fair enough actually
>>539067773> 97.5% win rateWhoa. Can we get some stats?
>>539067801wtf that's the self insert guy that the mcqueen artist draws
>>539066976Ah shoot it took too long to generate AND it fucked up the boxes I guess I have to do this shit myself afterall
>>539065795>>539065718Does that horse really look masculine? People in my club discord tell me I look like her and I always thought I looked feminine...
>>539067773>fat and ugly>goldship are all metafags like this
>>539067901Least handsome Korean gacha man
>>539062605The game definitely has some kind of algo. What kind of algo is still unclear
>>539067901maybe
>>539067881
>>539067164
>>539067941kys
>>539067539Seiun Sky has to run them too, literally just get good
>>539067801I look like this
>>539067801
I am a Gemini so I really hope I can manage to get Gemini Platinum. Not into astrology or anything but it'd still be cool. But after this CM I'm not planning to put a whole lot of effort into CMs anymore. Instead I'm going to focus on Trophy and Epithet farming.I want to work out how to get dirt and sprint/mile parents with good Rice Shower Affinity and go back to my old goal of getting every trophy with her that I can. I've done everything she can for now except the dirts. And i've only cracked the half way mark on epithets. there's so many little tasks to integrate into my runs to make them a little different.
hopeless
>>539068064650 power? i eat Mcqueens like that for breaksfast
>>539067252I'm doing better with McQueen than Goldshi
>>539068071do you have a twin
>>539067629That's some true despair, sorry to hear that, bwo. I even forgot my first run was seemingly "lucky" with her Mayano Takes Off event giving me Charming, but damage was already done from the mood downs and even trying to save the run and get friendship gauges quickly filled, that first summer only gave one good rainbow. At least that run let me know it wouldn't be worth using a clock lol.
>>539067881his golshi is 5 stars
im entering round 2 without long S on my acewish me luck
when do we get a CM-exclusive concert?
I like Umas like this.
>constant sleep deprived>losing races left and rightholy shit this day fucking sucks dick
>>539068156see you in Group B final bro...
Let's go outside and touch some grass today!
>>539067629i feel you bro.my god run got hit by a 6% and a 7% fail, one during summer.1200/1200/800
>>539068165nishino flower looks like that one jp porn star i like
>>539068180Have you tried sleeping?
>>539067941faggot
>>539066635it came out pretty good as long as I set the text myself since gbt doesn't seem to be able to set text right at the moment
>>539068156I rarely if ever see Long S on 1200 aces, only 1100 ones so if your raw speed is 1200 you can compete.
>>539068248fuck you whale
>>539068223WHO?
Lads is Eishin Flash a good horse? I love her design
>>539066976>you used up 90% of the company bandwidth for what?
>>539068271cute
>>539067881He's a whale so don't expect anything if you're F2P
>>539068071Wow a femanon
21+(~17 lost to Golshi)=38 victories in 60 races, or ~63%. Not bad for a Taishin The Cripple, stuck in a Golshi world.I made a mistake by aiming for 400 wit. Reaching around 750 power instead would have been helpful to achieve more winrate as math calculations showed. Don't ever trust local niggers in anything, majority of locals are bitter gaslighters. Trust your own calculations.
>>539068317Thats not a whale kiddo. This is a whale.
Thoughts?
>>539068271>>539066635I made the white lines thicker should make it more pleasing to the eye
our muhfuggin overlord....
>>5390683171 MLB banner SSR = not a whale2 MLB banner SSR = whale
>>539068319yura kana
>>539068385you can tell CM2 is way more rng if your aces end up unranked way more compared to CM1
>>539068385Mmm... I love the smell of bacon on a Sunday.
>>539068385Yeah I've noticed having 700 power is very important for positioning because there is an uphill you need to get over in the early race and you don't want to fall behind. But I wish I had 400 wit because my witlet honse refuses to proc her recoveries and is eternally second as a result.
>>539062379B league as in Open league? Round 2 was easier, but that's because on day 1, I was using a random team (my Golshi wasn't even pot5). Only made a proper team after day 1 while also trying to pot5 Seiun Sky.
>>539068519gross
>>539068507I'll bless your future.
>>539068519>luxury cat facei'l pass
>>5390684731 MLB banner = F2P even2 MLB banner = Maybe some $ spentOffbanner MLB = Whale
>>539068512Yes, there is more random failings in this cm. This chanme is definitely more chaotic.
>>539068438You will be able to make her mom eat shit but you should focus on something and make her good at that.Unless triple S in distance, then I would kneel so fucking hard.
>>539068013Holy... that completely outstats my golshi and even most of the whales I see. I think about 800 more stats in total than my ace. I'd assume he has the heals to back that up too,,, if so it's no wonder he's winning nearly every race.
>>539068473>>539068620How about a leviathan?
>>539068157Teio love
>>539067792>Michael Lawton>profile picI can't believe we have someone from Blackrock translating random images on my /uma/ thread
>>539068742>only 1 greenUsing only money is like a talented person not putting in the effort.
>>539068689That five stars really help evening out the stats.
>It's another episode of Suzuka not triggering her left handed event
>>539068742how did that one oguri hit 1200/1200/1000
Marvelous, no question.
call it
>>539068570I made a comparison tests against Golshi from that post. By reaching 750 power and dropping wit same amount would make Taishin statistically faster, in almost all scenarios. Only 80 power and such difference.
>>539067792OHHH NO NO NO NO
>>539068809Oguri is just too strong.
>>539068418He could get better stats than that
Would kill to wake up to this
how come there is no tuber that specifically spreads misinformation and gaslight?like he outright says itbut people still fall for it anywayamidst the slops of uma content farm this is one route that has not been ventured before
>>539068848giwtwm
>>539068771An ojisan in his 50s no less
>*1 wit spark>*3 URA finale sparkpls tell me there's a way to reroll blue sparks in the future
>>539068856Make sense why green skill is really great.
>>539068856does your taishin have the power greens?
>>539068839I count two 7s, so I'm going with 2* stamina.
>>539067792>managing director at BlackrockThis is the type of people whaling Umamusume. Oh hell nah.
>>539068926uma is an old man game
be careful while cropping images
>>539067792Anon... come onWhat are you doing. Be glad the schizos are sleeping.Please use ShareX to crop sections of your screen to avoid screenshoting something you don't wantAnd use 4chanXT on Violentmonkey for your browser to get image previews of whatever you are going to post.
>>539068895>your deckSo could you.that feel when no S in long
>>539068827God I want to know what a standing paizuri feels like.
>>539068385Without enough wit you'll randomly die to heals/spurt/shadow not firing. Power helps on the uphills but wit helps on the downhills. Low wit more power feels like something you do more if you're f2p with weak cards looking to just highroll a race, or if you're running two aces and already have a "safety" ace.
>>539067792kek
>>539068985F2Poors... how can we compete?
Oji-sans need to wind down with their favorite umas at the end of the day too, you know
You can't make this shit up.
>>539069050actually >>539068895 now i noticed you got no kita, thats p good for a kitaless deck.What was posted that got everyone riled up?
I share a general with old men...
Let's goooo early rainbows in junior year and things are looking good for Mayano>couple of failed trainings + mood downsAaaaand it's gone
>>539068958Nah, wasn't that lucky.
>>539069050I don't have a MLB Kitasan though. This is the best I can do.
>0/5>3/5>2/5>2/5just give me my third place gibs already
>>539069096which uma is made for oji-sans?
Bros, I don't think my 9-5 burger flipping job can compete against THAT...
So majestic https://youtu.be/J_8YWYLwh3o?si=m5NHh3a9Uk5hXbJ9
How new are y'all to the internet? Someone asks for shit to translate for no reason, posts a dozen updates despite no one else giving a fuck, and just happens to leak that he works at Blackrock?
>>539069163Electronic old men even
>>539069028Thoughts on zoomer horses?
>Straw man fallacy explanation>Recipes with Parmesan cheese>Remove pages from PDFBwos where do I get a job like this...
Hey Mike,I'm Andrew from Lockheed we met before. Maybe we can get some lunch sometime, I can get us a table at Dorsia on Friday next week. Text me back.
>>539069220low iq brainlets will take anything they see at face value
Can i have a screencap of what happened?
>>539069163Fuck you I'm only 36
Thread theme: https://youtu.be/apsaGEuWcJw
>>539069163You aren't an old man? Do you really hangout with some old oji-sans who play horse girl games.
>>539069281Uma Musume is a Jewish game.
>>539069241Do you have an Early Life section on wikipedia or changed your surname recently?Thats how you get the cool lax jobs.
>>539069239That's a demon not an Uma. Don't believe her lies
>>539069239missing #fyp #viral #trending for the real experienceI'm 29
>>539069220>ya'll
Can I get that parmesan recipe?
>>539067604thatd just make the wait more painful if i like her. RIP those almond and gentil posters
>>539069163I am only 32 and an engineer in an international pharma company.
hes just here to do market research on chatgpt before he apes in a couple billion into scam altmans pocket bwos nothing big
>>539069264Lets see Paul Alen's Golshi
>>539069220>>539069275>y'all You're seriously underestimating the technical retardation of boomers, and It's funny even if it is fake.
>>539069171>go entire career without mood downs>don't fail a single training during summer>fail every single training in Senior Year Late October>mood down>receive an unplayable umaI knew it. I knew it was just waiting to fuck me in the ass. Of course
I feel that high wit is important for frontrunners. My front has low stats but decent wit and she gets in front more often than I expect.Anyone got fronts with good stats and midrace skills but lowish wit (like 350) and wants to test? For long distance
is guts urara still good even before guts update?
>>539069163I'm still young. I'm only on my second postdoc.
>>539069058Same
>>539069414>parmesan cheese recipenot fake guys
I'm 36...
Alright so who will win the Gemini Cup?>me (bought the monthly karrot pack)>le JP vet>le Saudi Oil Prince>le autistic retard gambling addict who spends his entire life savings on a mobile game>le managing director at BlackRock
>>539068965
Don't feel so bad being 40 now
>>53906916327 is young right?
>>539069307>>539069478Go away old men. The future is now.
>>539069028Most people on /vg/ are in their 30s, right? Where do actual young people go to hate brown people and discuss vidya nowadays?
>>539069516kys groomer
>>539069523This was 2015 btwCutting edge vtubing tech
>>539069220Unc is fucking asking for chatgpt in here lmao even zoomers know how to use that shit
>>539069181how tf did you get such an insanely lucky run holy hell
>>539069519No, it's already overt. 26 yo
This thread is great. Thank you Shiraoki-sama for blessing us with this retard at Black Rock.
>>539068985>>539069084>>539067792AIIIEEEEEEEF2Pbros, how do we win against literal bankers? Do we deploy the dirt poor Uma against them as our representative in this class struggle?
>>539069558/int/
>>53906916335 isn't old....
>>539069519I turn 27 in 2 days, or 26 I forget how old I am
>>539069490Shiraoki-sama was not here this playthrough...
just turned 38beat that, young'uns
whoops dropped another 2k for nishino flower again haha silly me
Anyone under 30 do yourself a favor and get out of here while you can.
>>539069523Not only am I not going away I'm going to pull money out of my investments to whale even harder to wreck you
Stop being old
Danchou.... you know what to do now...
Someone should dm Mike over linkedin and ask him what his favorite uma is.
>>539069617Don't worry about it goyim just continue buying and don't ask questions
>>539069558transcord
>>539069569Nah
Are you sure you want to anger a literal glowie
>>539069558Discord.
>>539069734Shut the fuck up you stupid fucking bitch.Curren-chan is the literal embodiment of corpo wine bitch who sells her body to the highest bidder.Your whole existence relies on old men funding your lifestyle.SYBAU
>>539069718thisi should have left with moot when i had the chance
>>539069734I'm trying, but it's only getting worse.In a few decades we'll be able to relate to Musaka the most when watching shit like uma.
how good is corner conmnoseiur? should i keep my oguri at pot 3?
Rice Shower hates old men
>>539069734Sorry that I have the wisdom and experience to see what you really are
>>539069813I want to have unprotected sex with Rice Shower.
I dont think age is a problem.
>he queued?>zend in ze Blackrock
>>539069734Curren Chan likes it old
I am not making it to group A finale...
is early lead useless?
>>539069718Where do i go
you dipshits realize you can sign up to openai with any name and profile picture right
>>539069163Just graduated from university recently. Job hunting is hell. The local job market is beyond fucked
hate this meme honse
>>539067792>remove pages form pdfTHERE ARE FUCKING PEOPLE OUT THERE GETTING PAID 6 FIGURES REMOVING FUCKING PAGES FROM PDFS WHAT THE FUCK
almond eye is for old men
>>539069880That makes sexing her all the more fun.
>>539069957its more actually
Sex with Gentildonna
>>539069734You will be where we are in due time.
>>539069927yes
>>539066474based
>>539069932Anywhere other than Reddit
>the zoomer litmus test
>>539069982I’m old men
>>539069995Sloppers really do be watermarking their slop now
>we made fun of ojisans and we are all actually ojisanswhat the fuck
>>539069927No. Works for my Silence Suzuka.
>>539067792every day I am grateful I don't accidentally dox myself
im only 30 this year im not an ojisan
i'm an 03 zoomer. which uma is for me
>>539070070Did you only just now noticed it?
>>539070070Now think about how we call each other fag
>tfw 28 and the culture of my detested zoomer gen is alien to me>still a virgin but that doesn’t bother me Special Wife
>>539069947Stop noticing and ruining my narrative!
/uma/ is richfags general
>>539069951It's not that there are less jobs, the world has just steadily slid towards nepotism and away from meritocracy. College is about sucking up to rich friends rather than actually getting good skills, something which they don't tell poor kids. Good luck!
>>5390697184chan XT is going to keep this place alive for at least another decade and a half.
>>539069223A new age!
Marvelous doesn't discriminate
>>539070173AND THEIR FLEXIBILTY
>>539070167>College is about sucking up to rich friends rather than actually getting good skillsThis part is true!Learnt that the hard way
>>539069951it has been fucked ever since linkedin existed bwo
Poor guy, they just took his homie like it was nothing https://youtu.be/PwRDg3plVtI?si=QLEskazrTAgDYQFV
>>539070167>slid towards nepotism and away from meritocracyYeah, if only things could be like the good old days where everything was meritocratic and there was little nepotism. Hey, when was that by the way?
>>539069718Nyo I like talking to you guys
>>539069951A bit of a hint is to try calling managers and ask if they are hiring. Send in your resume and then call in again. If you just send a resume and do not call they will think of you as another piece of paper in a pile.
Can I spend 375 Goddess statues to get a trainee that I don't own or does the system cap out
>>539070274You can only godess umas you do own
>>539070142>barely count as a "90's kid">get to call everyone born a single year later retards
>>539069927it's... okcould serve as a backup trigger for groundwork and if everyone has groundwork then the extra accel could make you win
>>539070167>nepotismmore like tribalism, everyone is fucking indian in the tech sector
>>539069947Too much effort to also fake multiple pages of retarded boomer questions.But the anon posting here is obviously not the guy doxxed. He is probably using his account with chatGPT premium.If anything i sent some messages to Michael on LinkedIn just to make sure.
>>539070274Try finding the the piece of the uma you want in the shop
>>539070270before obama
4chan /uma/ demographic>old men + underaged tranniesWhere are my 20s bros at?
>>539070167It's really grim to the point I apply moving away to be a laborer in Japan. The pay is pretty good for a SEA like me.
I wish Special Creek was my real mom.
>>539069951Godspeed, Anon. Took me several years before I landed a job in the industry I studied for. Had to work internships and shitty customer support jobs in the meantime to pay the bills.
>>539070352Not true... There's also the Chinese, the Russians. The white faction has definitely shrunk though.
>>539069864>we have now been here twice as long or longer than moot
>>539069947who cares it's funny
im 26
>>539070365lol...
>>539070372I'm 29 so I'm still with you bro
>>539070372I’m 28, so practically 30. Sorry…
>>539069864>>539070419>moot>mootAm I supposed to know who this is? Some old tripfag?
>>539070330if you trigger groundwork you'll be at max speed before 5 seconds are up.early lead has a 5 second forced delay. it can't activate until 5s into the race, though it always activates 5s into the race.Don't buy early lead.
hey baby
>>539070365How do you even ask? "H-Hey bro did you post on the 4chan's vg's /uma/ board haha"How do you even expect him to respond?
>>539070441hagI'm into that though. Maruzensky is best hag wife.
>>539070530i'll say it againlow iq brainlets take anything they see at face value
>>539070326I was born in late 98 and my mind can't register anybody born in the 2000s onwards as an adult, if someebody tells me he was born in 2001 I'd imagine he's a 14 year old. I wonder if kids born in the early 2000s think of me as a 50 year old boomer
>>539070326I don’t care for the whole 90’s thing, though I absolutely refuse to affiliate myself with Zoomers due to their retardation.
>>539070530"I qualified for A finals so I'm feeling good, how about you?"
If anyone is looking for jobs in the US from what I researched there is a growing need for>Construction Workers>Fiber Installation Workers>Nurses>DoctorsNo joke Health Care sector has a shortage as does Construction and Fiber Installation. So it's probably easy getting a job there currently.
Okay but how's your hairline faring
>>539070149I didn't vote on that but you can mark me down as 200-500
>>539070487thats basically 60yo, its over
>>539070485>Teio your trainer is a smelly old man
>>539070614We don't talk about that around here
I'm 20I'm surrounded by living skeletons
>>539070603The Jews are outsourcing healthcare to thirdies btw.
i cant believe my boss shitposts on /uma/
>>539070614Soon to be Vegeta maxing, minus the muscles.
>>539070149>7 people like the Bakushin song the most>only 3 of them made Bakushin their wifeIs Bakushin really that ugly?
>>539070709How do I sign up?
>>539070603Healthcare jobs are reserved for black people.Construction will kill you unless you know someone from an union.Fiber and all related to wired infrastructure: bingo. If anyone here is around their 20s and dropping off college, and an american, get a trade in this, you won't regret it.Stop the offtopic posting though.
>>539070614I just want to grow a beard, then I can finally go bald...
>>539070352>>539070416I've seen companies where all the devs are white guys. In one even the HR staff are all white guys. Tall and fit too, weirdly. But I bet they all hire from the same frats, so too bad for you.
>>539070709Yeah I figured as much. But then again SEA's can get a good job at least and put some of that towards Uma.
>Taishin watched Rice die https://youtu.be/J6SyyCAVQyM?si=Pw8C2X4YMM0c4QUt
>tfw f2p on uma global>have to compete with dubai oil princes, blackrock director, and JP spreadsheet autist to win CMthe nips have it easy
oh no no noanons are balding
>>539070614High forehead, almost got a bald spot on the back. Don't buy into the "men age like wine" meme. Most of us just get bald, wrinkly and fat.
>>539070614Norwood reaper hasn’t visited me yet.Umamusume
Seiun SEX with Seiun Sky!
>>539070149>11 Teio keks sad
>>539070819>the nips have it easyThe game didn't earn 2.5 billie without nip whales paying to get ahead.
>>539070614Anyway, back to umamusume...
>>539065816>>539066984>>539067164But why bird? QRD?
>>539070372i'm 27what up fellow kids
>>539070574Pretty much the same for me, I still get surprised seeing them becoming wagies one by one.>>539070586It's a baseless superiority complex born from the refusal to fall under that forbidden umbrella term. Anything to not have to associate with zoomers.
those sneaky uma israelis owning the seanigs!!ok you can drop the larp now
>>539070614Full head thank GOD. My father who is 77 still has his full head too. I am blessed with genes.
Think i'll try queueing around 2-3h before now tomorrow. Had some pretty bad mood luck a a few big whales to end up 10/20 today after going 29/40 in r1. The golshis i lose to make it crazy how bad my golshi procs.. i know 370 wit aint great but jeez. Promoted pace Brian is a fucking beast though if shes on the interior
>>539070876teio thread, teio world
>>539070846>men age like wineWhen has that ever been uttered?
>>539070614Between 2 and 3
>>539070149This was posted while I was sleeping/working so I didnt get a chance to vote. I imagine the same is true for many others as well.
Hey, so I would like to ask an unrelated question since all of you guys are 30+ year-old guys with your life figured out. So I understand you gotta invest your money and stuff, but the question is should I invest in Vanguard EFTs or Blackrock ETFs. And where do I even buy them?
>>539070149>Best Singer>2nd>TeioGlad people have good tastehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVHBTM754Iwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkSCy3r8N9M
>>53907061430 and a shiny clean road straight in the middle, stopped giving a fuck though since my dad, his siblings and all my brothers are bald
>use my last borrow to try a Pasa run to see how she feels>debut race>front FFUCK
>old people posting about jobs and shitSHUT THE FUCK UP AAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>539070756Fair enough should have not mentioned it. I just keep hearing everyone having issues finding a job. But yes we can both agree Fiber Installation is a clear path for anyone for a decade at the least.
>>539070819But doesn't it feel good when you beat their 1200/1200 umas with your shitty 900/900 uma because you built a good team and got good rng?
>>539070863Lick the sweat off of her
>>539070614on minoxidil 3 years now, started microneedling a few months ago it's not helping much
>>539070964just avoid fiat for obvious reasons
>>539070863her cunny must smell fishy
>>539070964>with your life figured outAnon ...
Teio's ult never activates :(
>>539071016>start a new Maruzensky career>don't spark her sprint to Bfucking SHIT
>>539071131Just add it to the list of reasons to hate Teio.
CMs should be much better and fun in a few months or half year when the gap between whales and lowspender/f2p sweats increases more so they burnout.
What the fuck is going on this thread
>>539070964>life figured outInteractive brokers.But it's probably not the best to ask for financial advice from a place filled with whales with poor impulse control...
Does the debuffer really work in this CM?
>>539071105>flatWhat the fuck is a flat?
>>539070819This explains a lot though as to why it makes like 18 million monthly on Global and 54% of it is in the US and 13% is in Canada, while the rest is everywhere else.
>>539070614Grandpa had Leslie Nielsen hair and so do I.Most likely i will be buried with a full set of not fully gray hair.
whats your networth umajisans?
Dantsu Flame more like Dantsu LAME!
> try running with 3 Aces, lose with 0/5> okay> try running with 2 Aces + 1 Debuffer, win with 5/5and whats funny, in Round 1 it was the other way around
>>539071032Oji-san threadOji-san gameOji-san franchise Youngins out
>>539070603I would not become a doctor in the US right now. Great skillset to have but the system is retarded and will crush doctors just like patients before it's through.
>>539071268If you dont know what Fiat meansInvesting is not for you. Your education is not high enough.Try again in 2-3 years when you get to learn more
can we go back to talking about having sex with umas or something I don't like being reminded of my age
>>539071226We're all going to die and our best years are long gone.
>>539070614I started to lose hair due to stress in uni. I am shaved bald now
>>539071226aging
>>539071278Probably like 200k
>>539071268fiat as in government debt
Reminder you will die one day and nobody will care about your Steam library.
Click this image for free karrots
>be ojiisan>want a fuji kiseki daughterwife>end up with a jungle pocketto brat
>Run every race with Gold Ship (End)>Straightaway spurt hasn't triggered onceWhat the fuck is this perk cosmetic?
>>539070964I can give a presentation on how to invest your gambling currency, not real money.
I qualified for Group A finals on my second attempt this time when last time I barely got in on my last attempt on the last day
>>539071368>>539071389
>>539070964i'm up 20k on reddit stock...
>>539071368Fuck that noise. I actually have the disposable income to do that things I wanted to do when I was younger.
>>539071320Kinda same. Second I removed underperforming 3rd Ace and instead added Evil Nature built for long CM, my results immediately skyrocketed.
>>539070964Be a boomer and just invest in real estate.Some anons also bought gold but that shit sailed as well.
>>539071363Fiat is justic.
What's you education level, ojisan chads? PhD in CS here.
Enjo kosai general
>>539071368The best years in my life by far have been after I became 30
>>539070964i like being slightly ahead of people so im gambling on gold right now instead of the index. t.bought nvda/mag 7 before it went to number 1. what i did was just buy the highest volume stock tickers on tradingview. Also make a xitter account and make your algo the same as the capital allocators.
>>539070964Just make a Vanguard account and buy some $voo. Disclaimer: I don't know if there are additional fees opening an account this way. I got my account from an old job originally.
>>539070964invest in caratsgold
>>539071584Hehe it's okay Mayano~ I'll teach you how to act like a grown up woman~~
Are anons here genuinely surprised that salarymen are playing a game designed to milk salarymen?
>>539071585Truly the best years
>>539071428>wants his daughter to go around showing her cleavage to everyoneanon...
>>539071427AHHH
>>539070964Just be rich, EASY.
>>539071675Why is there an ultrasound report on the side?
>Hey there handsome, wanna grab a bite
>>539070964I have 100k in what Americans call a mutual fund. I have 50k spread across my own investments. I'm not sure I can in good conscience recommend investing to young people right now because the market is so fucking weird. I'm comfortable losing my own money but not someone else's. Anyway, I'm up 40% on RDDT and 28% on NVDA because we live in a fucking clown factory. Umamusume.
>>539071584>>539071653
>>539071578Publication count?
>>539071679My daughter does that irl
>>539071709Because the belly is full?
Is there going to be dating advice in these threads?
>>539071320Unless you have some sort of synergy between your aces, 3 aces is usually going to be worse than 2 with a debuffer. One of them is likely to do decently, and your slow your opponents down. 1 ace with 2 debuffers is pretty much the only way I can hope to beat whales with my sub 900/900 ace.
>>539071578Masters in finance. No real need to go back to school for more than that
>>539071721this is fucking cursed nigga
>>539071450Based improover
>>539071776Don't date Tazuna, she's a blueballing queenDate Aoi, you get to decide when to take her out and only 3 dates are enough
your girl is hurtin' for a Straightaway Spurtin'now Playtime's Over and i'm gonna Slip into her Streamthings are gonna Ramp Up and her Tail will be Held Highi'll be In both her Body and Mind
>>539071521I enjoy not having to pay attention to prices when I buy food anymore. Back in university, I only ever bought cheap garbage and whatever was on sale because money was always a problem.Also, not having to go full F2P on shit like uma is nice, as long as you have self-control.Just sucks not to have much free time anymore. So much shit I want to do, but I'm always too exhausted after 9-10h of work.
>>539071776Who the fuck would date an Ojisan that plays Uma
My Seiun Sky is tearing up group B. I'm going to be so glad when Gold Ship leaves the meta forever.
post that CM3 guide picturei need to start doing runs for it
>>539071776yes, always pick energy recovery when you can use it
>>539071663Yes, but then again this game seems to have filtered out Browns easily, so it makes sense all that is left is Asians and White men.
>>539071889
>>539071776Grab the insecure Christmas cakes.
>>539071729>I'm not sure I can in good conscience recommend investing to young people rightdoesn't matter I don't have any money to invest anyway, and probably never will
>>539071953no, not the misinfo one, the other one
i dont have MLB sweep tosho am i screwed for CM3
>>539071863
>>539070543Best wife and best mom
>>53907173430 something
>How it feels to poke fun at ojisans when I myself am one
>>539071729>I'm not sure I can in good conscience recommend investing to young people right now because the market is so fucking weirdThe issue is you can't escape it. Holding cash is technically a position and - at least thus far this year - a poor one.Not to say you're recommending they do that either; just adding a perspective that gambling is inescapable.
>>539071776Touch grass, make friends with women you DON'T want to fuck to learn how to socialize around women and don't let rejection make you spiral into self hatred.
>>539071863groundwork doko?
>>539071950I hope the Shadowba influence in Cygames never impacts uma ... For some reason they keep putting niggers in the new Shadowverse. Also, they use terrible AI slop for some cards.
>>539072087did you find some breakthrough in ai or optimize a loop...
>>539072008They're both misinfo ones bwo
>>539071578DVM
>>539072156What does this Nibba have shit for hair?
>>539071953It's funny because I saw someone running a pub CM test room today that had actually set the season to winter
Trying to give Gold Ship S Turf, have an uma with that exact spark but its not highlighting that turf will improve, does that mean it won't work or it has a random chance for it to happen or am I retarded?
>>539072156niggaverse kek
>>539071578Associates Degree. But basically it's useless because there is really no jobs that exist that make good money, can be braindead and I do not have to do busy work all the time. So i am stuck as a NEET.
>>539072159Yeah, he probably found how to use ai to write his papers. Modern computer """science""" is a joke.
>>539072087specialization? I didn't bother doing my final paper for my CS degree since the industry imploded but I enjoy reading about networking and data science
>>539072024as long as you have at least 2 MLB SR speed cards you're fine
>>539072212You can only get S mid run, and it's random.
>>539072212You can only increase aptitudes up to A that wayS requires inheriting it during inspiration
>>539071578Master of Engineering
>>539071541show her build
>>539071578Went to college but didn't bother finishing the last bit of the degree because I just got a job and turns out nobody gives a shit if you actually have the degree in software dev.
>>539072254other anon but my best bud is a server engineer,smt like that? a senior engineer?he basically says phd in CS is worthless compared to the experience on your resume.
I failed 3 careers trying to farm a front runner mile mayano parent. How the fuck do you do this on umas that have long distance races?
>>539072212Random chance for the S, you have two chances during April inspiration in Classic Year and Senior Year.
>>539072156Umamusume is the main money maker and it relies on the Gacha and Merchandise sales. There is a reason why Cygames made sure there was Male/Female as the first thing you see when registering.
>>539071578I'm an uncertified uma trainer. Working up to get my professional tracen academy license next year. I trained a recent big name horse whose name is Oguri Cap (as in peak). Have you heard of her?
>>539072024Swipe $7 and start daily pulling. You'll get 2 golds on average, maybe they'll help.Otherwise grab the $70 limited pack and stick to dailies, it'll improve your cards.
>maru is a "bitch, you live like this?" woman
I'm 34
>yet another career with a scene of Special Week sobbing that she lostthis has happened like 4 times already, it's like the game expects me to care more about Spe being sad than the actual Umas I'm raising.Like, genuinely, they almost never put this much effort into whatever Uma you're training being sad.
>>539072425i have almost all the other SR MLB just not Sweep...
>>539072442I'm 37
>>539072496Grim.
>>539071729>>539072137The usual advice is to just put most of your money in index funds and some in treasuries if you believe that america will still exist in 30 years time.If you don't, put some in european or global stocks as a hedge.And don't blow too much money on gachas.
who told you to build Golshi like this?I was almost ruined by this last spurt brock technique
>>539071578Bachelors. I work hell desk IT support.
>>539072437We're perfect for each other because I'm kinda obsessed with cleanliness
>>539072412Anyone else run as female trainer? Or is it just me? (Not transsexual btw.)
>>539072501>arisusoftoBASED BASED BASED
>>539072368pretty muchI started applying for jobs when I passed my final exam, got no callbacks, made a new resume saying I have a degree and still got nothingstumbled into logistics by accident and now I'm making twice what my friends from uni are doing SW development
>>539070964I’d save money and buy physical precious metals(gold, silver, copper,etc.). DON’T FALL FOR THE CRYPTO MEME. >be me>create coin base account several years ago>invest in several shitcoins totaling 1000+ spent>lose most with taking back $300
>>539072536>outer post gamblerI kneel
>>539072536Shouldnt late and end dump stats on power instead of speed?
>>539072448I hate any Uma that has some stupid decision of putting a race with mandatory parent sparks/inspiration to even have a chance to beat it. You either gimp your parents if you want to even try beating it or just ignore it entirely.
>>539072501All that old shit, but still a steelseries mousepad. How did they do it
>>539072545Is that not just basic call center and telling everyone to do the basics on their PC.
>>539072501>double mousepadOjisan knows whats up
>>539072617Yeah. You got it right.
>>539072331Ideally, she would have additional pace stam/velo drains and late surger savvy, but I couldn't fit their cards or have parents with needed hints.Deck was Kitasan SSR, SR Aoi, SSR Super Creek, SSR Rice Shower, SR Fuji Kiseki and R Rudolf. Parents were just high affinity stamina stat sticks with URAs.
>average LinkedIn post>"so haha I wake up at 5 today remember to take up early this is what it taught me about b2b sales!">average Uma post>"so yeah I published 30 papers on cs">"here bro here some financial advice but I could be retarded and just lucky so i don't recommend you do what i did.">"Hello guys managing director of black rock here...">"here is how to take care of your (remaining) hairlineWhat the fuck happen to us??
>>539072649If it's good money and at the very least the hours are not bad. I might consider getting a job in that.
>>539072501Probably me in a retirement home at some point desu. Hopefully the people taking care of me will understand.
>>539072368if you have a phd in ai you could be making millions
>>539072586>DON’T FALL FOR THE CRYPTO MEME.it's literally gambling, just don't be a lucklet
>>539072568I normally play the female MC if I can see her or customize her, but since on here you don't see the trainer only your uma then it doesn't matterI put male so I don't get mistaken for an AGP retard
>>539072703Turns out people that enjoy gacha are those able to spend on gacha.
>>539072586All you had to do was buy bitcoin bro
>>539072703What do you mean? From your description we sound way more based than the LinkedIn retard
>>539072715I hope I'm still playing porn games and watching anime at that age. I've lasted 20 years so far and I'm still not bored of it.
>>539072686do you really need that much stam?
Pokke is so pure
>>539071578Engineering degree. Dumped the path now I draw uma porn for living
>>539072703cm2 and parent farming broke us
Henlo umadacchis, someone spoodfeed me the "how 2 make grandparents" chart, i've got energy to burn while at work today.
>>539072703>Anon discovers that social media built around employment is fake and gay while anonymous posting in a thread for a hobby is ALMOST completely honest (just don't ask about strategies)
>finish work >its 2am>do a round of Taurus >win with my new (strongest) McQueen I shat out at lunch My fellow f2p bros, I’ll reach first for you all!
>>539072368depends on what on what you specialized on and the projects and papers you worked. Cybersec or AI are definitely valuable
I WILL be bringing Grass-chan as my ace next CMI'd like a run that gives me Slick Surge and Updrafters, but this is a good start...
>>539072756>but since on here you don't see the trainer only your uma then it doesn't matterIt makes a difference in some dialogue, like with Rice and Curren chan.
>>539072713>good moneyIt's above average. It's a 9 to 5 sitting infront of a computer doing tickets. It's a "customer service" job, don't forget that.
>>539072703The mask is off. This is /uma/ in its purest state and it's glorious
>>539072392You need to be playing for career to ensure they pass their goals, then you can focus on that. Strong sparks/cards can let you do it earlier, but they need to complete career most of all. It's like how you can build King Halo for sprints/miles but she needs to place in races like Hopeless Stakes and DAAAAHBY, then it gets easier because after that point, you shouldn't be worried about stamina, just speed and power. It sucks because I used to hint search in Junior Year but I was horribly understated for Mayano and other similar uma goals. What good is hint searching if you're failing races and can't even buy what you want, after all.
who is the sad loser of the gamei dont mean happy loser like harubut like spiteful loser
>>539072949nice nature is such a sore loser all her skills are about sabotaging everyone else
>>539072949Umamusume A
>>539072949seiun sky can be like that
>>539071578Masters in CS, Big Data ANALyst.
I'm no longer in despair(for now)
>>539072254>>539072159Computer optics and graphics, GPU programming stuff
>>539072756I remember when playing a female char made you a mild weirdo instead of trans. I guess that was like 2002 though
>>539072586I'm a retard who had a good amount of bitcoin around 2012 (or maybe 2013, not sure) and sold it for about € 100 profit. The friend who recommended buying it held on to it afaik, but I haven't talked to him in over a decade. I wonder how much he ended up getting.
>>539072992really?
>>539072890> /uma/ post-finals CM winners loungehttps://youtu.be/7d9-RxHRtR0?si=o-ivDdr2kOjzsSTA
>>539072595anon, 600 speed is too lowEnd Closer has bigger top speed multiplier but not THAT big
>>539072703How can I even compete with my braindead data entry job...I work from home at flexible hours thoughtbeit, so good for grinding.
>>539072949The offscreen uma that Haru talks to because she wanted to be in the spotlight, and it left Haru confused.
>>539072916I'm probably going to run her myself. Just need to pot5 her
>>539072756I often play with female MC as I like cute things as faggy as it sounds I know. However I always tell everyone from the get go that I'm an old man as I don't want to be mixed up in that sort of thing.
>>539073027People just like making drama over anything.
>>539073060yeah
>>539072949You're gonna have to wait for those.
>>539072949Almond Eye seems to be a sore loser and sore winner too.
did 5 runs with groundwork and never get a spark even though all the parents and grandaparents have it ...
>>539072368Yes and no. The degree is completely worthless, but I also worked at Netflix for 2 years and nobody gives a shit.
>>539072918Will do. I am used to Customer Service working at Retail a a Cashier for numerous jobs. Especially bad ones.
>>539073075The secret is you don't compete with that kind of job. Think in terms of a decade+. Every 18 months or so find a way to improve your career track slightly.
>>539073203Skill issue
I play FFXIV so I am very comfortable pretending to be a woman
>>539071578Bachelors in finance and economics. unemployed cause I didn't have a job lined up after graduation like a retard
>>539071578i got a bachelor's in accounting recently. i have some downtime before employment so i've been slaving away like crazy on uma
>>539072991>>539073101her name?Umlbert Umanstein
>>539071578got laid off but have like 600k in savings
>start a meme run>suddenly RNG decides it's time to give me the good events
>>539073025Also, 30 papers is not that much. Some are just minor results published to meet KPI or co-authorship with students. Actually good stuff is around 20-25% of that number.
>>539071578Certified Fat, Bald and Ugly Bastard
>>539073327That's a lot of us sadly. If i had a good job I would put more into Uma but unfortunately I am kind of limited on NEET money. I am thinking to go back to working at my smoke shop job again.
>>539072703Most of /uma/ is mid-thirties salaryman. Whenever you see a hornypost about mayano cunny remember who is behind the words me
call me paranoid but you guys are way too comfortable sharing information on /vg/
How do people get those fake do nothing jobs where they get paid 6 figures a year
>>539072146you need to Focus while i lay the Groundworki'm going to Accelerate into her Straightaway and her Conditions will be Wet indeed
>>539073132Nothing wrong with that. I also tend to pick female characters simply because I like cute girls and I'd rather look at a girl's ass while playing a game. Not pretending I'm anything other than an old ass man ofc.
>>539073484Okay: you're paranoid. Other than the Blackrock guy you couldn't possibly identify anyone from what they've posted.
>>539073484not like anyone is going to doxx you
>>539073459>26>healthcare >just got a new apartment I’m in my prime.
>>539071578Working on master's in EE
>>539073457I'm just glad I don't have any college debt thanks to a scholarship that was stupid enough to think I'd be a productive member of society. I do want to be one though
>>539073495Life is just like a gacha - a luck game
>>539073495This >>539070167. This world we live in revolve around the power of friendship.
>>539073495Nepotism and government jobs. But mostly nepotism.Too bad I'm an autistic fuck who couldn't network if my life depended on it.
>>539073132Don't give them power by saying it sounds faggy. We already lost playing as animals to the furries. Now we're not supposed to play as women either?
>>539073484Bro acting like we're handing out full name address and credit card information
SEA nigs...
>>539073531qrd on blackrock guy?
>>539073495Be born into an affluent nation and get good marks in schoolAlso have rich parents
>>539073680Mike is bad at opsec and took a screenshot from his work laptop
>>539073484this isn't r/confessions relax
>>539073495My whole life is a series of fortunate coincidences
>>539073680an anon doxxed himself earlier this thread and that's why this job off topic discussion started, some blackrock manageer plays umamusume here
>>539073484good luck! im behind 7 proxies!
>>539073484This isnt politics and we arent tripcoding, why would anyone care what we say.
People would rather discuss real life than uma, what happened to the game I love?
>>539073568Same. I never had debt because I realized that I could never pay it back in the first place.
>>539073680Some Blackrock manager accidently doxxed himself after he post an aislop he made using the company AI during work.
>>539073829Next thread we will quietly disperse back into the crowd and go back to umas
>>539073495>be a woman>get hired in HR
>>539073829You've been infected like everything else, I'm sorry
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>>539073484I already gave the government my fingerprints and the NSA is logging my shit anyways But if any lonely umas want to meet me at my place for stamina training, please come by 10880 Malibu Point California 90265
>>539073484> Taking 4chan info at face valueKek. What do you think this is, the War Thunder forums?
>>539073820its /uma/people play it because theyre bored/lonely/30+ grandpas and anons just waited for an opportunity to chat, no?
>>539072881I don't have any charts but it's pretty simplerun a deck that gives you the skills you want to get as white sparks to pass down to your ace, and let you hit 600/600/600 easilyrun more optional races and make sure both grandparents win the same races for extra affinity pointswhen doing grandparent runs, avoid choosing legacies that bump up any distance/styles to A rank as that makes your farming 20-35% harder (pink sparks are a random choice from anything A rank or higher)
>demotion rangeit's so fucking over
>>539073901Didn't work :(
>>539073954looping class 6 to class 5 is fine
>>539073851NO WAYTHAT GUY????
>>539073484i fap to loli porn all the time i dont care and nobody else cares
>>539073926All the supposed leaks over there is shit you can find online.You'd sooner find an actual leak here.
>be making blackrock money>use it to make aislop and post on /vg/based desu
>>539073954>>539073989nevermind i just hit 478k, we're so back!
>>539070964i would say vanguard is usually king. honestly as long as it's some kind of s&p 500 fund or any fund that holds a massive portion of the market you should be golden. VOO is what i use personally but i also have shares of SPY and SWPPX and they've all managed to bounce back incredibly well after huge market dips
>>539072949>be happy meek>designated jobber npc>trainer's best strat is iron will>freely gives it away because she was horny>rival has time warping abilityher name is a mockery of her lot in life
>>539073775>>539073851Of course it had to be some Blackrock motherfucker trying to push for AI images
>>539074124>Does he know?
Making a new thread,hold on.
>>539072586eh crypto is not a bad play, the tech church/billionnaires like it for obvious reason. its a potential bank for revolutionists. And history teaches us that bankers are the gods of society.
>late surger has slick>end closer has spurt>frontrunner has groundworkDoes pace chaser have any must-gets like those three?
>go away for a few hours>come back>400 posts of off-topic bloggingyou niggers are so gay
>>539073851I thought he just used it to clean the words off the image
>>539074121This would explain the Uma computer reaction images lol.
>>539074316nimble navigator, red shift, shooting for victroy>>539074329dead period, everyone's used up tickets
nu>>539074358>>539074358>>539074358
>>539073901That card number is invalid (doesen't pass the Luhn Number algo).
>>539074390But why?
>>539074390gOOD Job horse brain
>>539074390wtf is this shit
>>539074390Retard
>>539074390Did not fill anything out. Do another bread.
>>539074468>>539074468>>539074468
>>539074390what the fuck is that
>>539074390i did state im going to make it,why rush man
>>539073060She gets mad at Grass for not taking her seriously. If she beats Grass she basically says "serves you right" and if Grass beats her she tries to talk to her but ultimately beats herself up for losing to someone who is not even giving a shit about her and the race because Grass was fully locked on Maruzensky.
>>539074427>>539074429>>539074431>>539074476>>539074478>>539074480>>539074576Quit your bitching faggots, no one reads the OP anyways
>>539074752Who cares about the OP? Why are you posting a horse instead of a sex Uma faggot
