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First for Charr supremacy (again)
As a femsura player, my favorite band is Oingo Boingo.
This is what cake gets you
what's the best time to buy gems with gold?
>>539172913When you have a bunch of gold and reeeally want something from the cash shop.
>3+ people put down cakes
>>539175592ok but how does this affect you personally
>material storage fills>should i start sorting things out and computing maximal return on recipes and material consumption>nah material expander go brrrrrat last i understand the fed
>>539178562diebeetus
>shows up in 2012>gives you a fetish for fish elves>leaves forever
uncut smegmy norn futacock
>>539183848They come back every now and then as side characters but no one explains why...
>>539183848VoE will gib Largos gf for homestead I just know it
>>539183848my wife
>>539172913during gambling events like that last festival because addicts spend their retirement in gem to gamble more
>>539170081Did you know that troonship can also be observed in nature, namely in cases of severe parasitosis (e.g.: Sacculina Carcini)?>https://youtube.com/watch?v=rQdfBfqHnLs
>>539172531Which meta is that? I like to see AAers get ownedDoesn't matter, even if there's a chad who placed real food cake won't override it.>>539191965
Vindi or herald for a general build that I want to do basically all content with?
>>539193530VindiHerald hasn't been good in years
>>539192862>metalmao
>>539193530vindi fun for effortherald no fun for no effort
>>539194231Ah shame, I did think herald looks a bit cooler with pseudo signets that can turn into cool active dragon abilities
>>539195104temu upkeep class
>>539195263what does that mean
Will rifle chrono healer be topped by troubadour
>>539193530Herald >Can provide group Quickness/multiple standard boons>Can BoonHeal decently well w/ Ventari>Can even be a tank (or do some specialized stuff like Hand-Kiting) comfortably>Perma-quickness makes gathering in open world nicer>Since you shit out boons, other openworlders get buffed just because you're around too (and you get contribution from whatever they kill, even if you dont touch their targets directly)
>>539195550troubadour players are exclusively bottom
>>539199302Doesn't answer my question. It does show you're projecting your personal problems on a video game profession.
>>539195550They'll be comparable at best
>>539172531is there any point in doing this shit after you've killed 4 of them? the loot sucks and it doesn't give you progress on the event
>>539199492He's right though. And that makes all the difference.
Can you start farming for the second and third pair of gloves when you are 500/500 or do you have to wait for the 3rd week?
>>539205224yes you can farm
So did they add more fractals to quickplay? Sounds like the week 2 achievements tell you to play some fractals in non-quickplay
I'm so fucking pissed that I bought hundreds of thousands of lucent motes last month if I just waited a month that would have saved me hundreds of gold
>>539210491It's okay anon, I bought them for a fortune too, even if it was like 8 months ago.
>>539210626I remember the prices spiking at high as like 1s 16c a while back, I hope you didn't buy at that price
>>539211141Haha... yeah... no way....It was like 1s 8c
>>539211253damn my average price was around 98c
>>539205224You can get multiples?
>>539194231you can't efficiently play herald, then. you are either bored of it, bad at it, or just memeing that it's bad. it's not bad, the player behind it is just not trying at all, and doesn't press buttons. at least press 111, anon...
>rev only has 2 dps builds on snowcrows out of 76 buildsgrim
>>539212205yeah there's an achievement you can grind out once you get the first
>>539213831you forgot to mention they are both not even in top 30 dps lmao, rev eating shit in pve for a while now
>>539217367why does anet hate rev so much? I see eles whining about getting nerfed all the time but they still have a bunch of top performing specs
>>539212205afte you get legendary gloves of your choice, you can farm special orb twice and get other twoone orb is like 25-30 fractals each
>start quickplay while in group for achiev>click quickplay alone>it auto put you in party>it count as achievdev skills 420/69
>>539222752Maybe it just needs a comma Complete fractals after starting matchmaking, while in a group with another playerSo it only cares that you a) used quickplay and b) didn't finish solo
>q quickplay>deepstoneslowplay...
>>539227320Deepstone can be speedrun'd if the group splitscan't say the same shit to Kinfall especially when the boss is a massive dps sponge
>>539228628>newbies allergic to SAK
>>539228628The pugs follow me...
>>539229054it's ur sexo fhd they are following
>>539222752Similar shit happened to me where I finished the Lone Wolf achiev on my 2nd run last week and the Pack of Wolves one again on my 2nd run this week.Wouldn't be surprised if it gave credit for the cheevo even if it was someone else in the party who started it as a group.
>>539222752>>539230690The first fractal I did today gave me two points of credit to Pack of Wolves, I was solo, so I can only guess I was in a group with two parties of two.
>>539218082>top performing specslmao what, outside of renegade for fractals all are powercrept by other specs by a large margin
>>539231125Could be, but the same logic wouldn't really work for the Lone Wolf one since I can't believe the achiev wouldn't auto complete on the first run then.
>>539231553>>539218082nvm i can't read
anons i was doing the chasing shadows 2 i had skill lag but only on 3 skills...yesterday in wvw while taking pang i had all weapon skill lag but utility working fine...wtf im cursed ?
>>539234483>wtf im cursed ?You're Italian, that goes without saying.
>>539229741I play a shirtless male human anon
got my 2nd baggy slot
>>539236609gz, anon
most insufferable people in quickplay have flying globes of cum around their heads
>>539237038thanks!
>>539237042>equip my new alt in my leggy gear >forget to turn that shit off god dammit I don't know why people like that shit anyway it looks dumb
>>539236609https://open.spotify.com/track/1tDH02wIa3ysGiAe4qsLXL?si=niggertonguemyanus
Why do so many medium pants make my mcharr's ass look THICC?
>>539236420that's a lot of gay men then
>>539239779Because mcharr have nice asses and thighs.
charr cubs...
>>539238046Nobody likes the cum balls tbf. Its more about the cosmetic aura and showing off.
how many fractalline sharts will be needed to get the other legendary glove weights? anyone found out yet?
>>539242603They really do
>>539244085300 total for both.
>>539244274>300 fractalline sharts>45,000 fractalline cocaine>9,000 quickshots to get it allI knew leggy grinding was madness but this is something else.
>>539244671oh fuck this, then...
>>539244274lies
Remeber when /gw2g/ was the most cursed general on 4chan because some furry got mad and had a bot automatically snipe the thread any time someone created it? For yearsWhat was the full story behind that?
>>539246878
>>539246878>sperg bes a fucking sperg>sperg gets destroyed>sperg chimps outNormal /vg/ discourse.
>>539246580No lies. 150 for faggoline spark x2.
I'm at 350/500 and I am SICK OF MOLTEN FURNACE FRACTAL, I HAVE GOTTEN IT SO MANY TIMES IN QUICKPLAY, HOLY SHIT
Vision is finally in sight for me. Just need the Corsair armor and olmakhan shoulder (I know it's the worst part.) and the dragonsbladd weapons.How long does a pvp reward track take to finish if I focus on doing pvp?
>>539254206Same, except Kinfall. Last boss goes on forever because I'm the only person constantly dosing the thing while everyone else is retarded and struggles to survive.
>>539253937i thougt you meant 300 sparks
>>539256219sharts and sparks are closer sounding than sharts and dust. Seems you're not the only one with this confusion. >>539244671
>>539256219>>539256686I use sharts as a catchall for shit I need to farm and as a replacement of shards. mb
New Lions Arch sucks and I'm tired of pretending it doesn't
>4th uncategorized in a rowI'm tired of thisI still haven't seen snowblind or aetherblade
>>539256950It definitely lacks the SOVL of old LA.
How does quickplay work? Are we filling someone's LFG fractal party, or is the game generating a new random fractal instance just for Quickplay?
>>539254275a reward track is 20k pointsassuming you're talking about structured pvp, a win is 700 pointsa loss is 350 pointsyou'd need to play between 29 and 58-ish games of ranked pvpcustom games count, but they give 10% less points and are capped at 5k per dayfor wvw, you need 8.5 hours of tier 6 participation (without boosters) to hit 20k points
>>539257584Lucky you! I spent all of last week trying to get Uncategorised for the final troubleshooter badge.Now all I'm missing is the Molten Furnace… But I keep disconnecting for some reason.>>539254428Someone mentioned in the last(?) general that the boss HP doesn't scale well with low-level fractals, so it's extremely bloated.
>>539258495There's way too much downtime in WvW for me. It's like 90% wandering around looking for action and 10% actual action.
Why cant i decide what to make my warrior.. I'm just not playing the game because I don't want to repeat stuff if I decide to change. send help
>>539259886there is only one choice
>>539259886human female
>>539259236this is my problem tooand the cucks at anet nerfed the dolyak spawn rate so keeping up participation during dead hours is tedious as fucksometimes I wish they would just cut the crap and make a wvw map that's smaller and has constant fighting
Hows condi scourge looking these days fellas? Looking to be a spooky plague doctor salad man in time for pumpkin season.
>>539258495>for wvw, you need 8.5 hourspvers cry while i have hundreds of boxes unused
>have to wait 3.5 months to get the rest of the Legendary Essences of Luck needed to afford the dragon head or burn through all my money gambling with TP boxes since you can't craft them with lower levels like the original versionLame
>>539261316I'm not gay
>>539256950yeah it suck but old lion's arch was almost as trash and gw1 LA was barely better
>>539263592you are really missing out
>>539263283halloween bags have them too
>>539263283just go gambling
>>539263283>>539264614
Why does every spear build I look up for every profession say high difficulty and hard to learn?
amazing anet i get kicked out back to char selection screen even while doing fractals now
>>539268438every rotation that isn't just following the same pattern over and over is considered hard to learn for some reason
>>539273014Are you using arsedps?
>>539273014>ping is normal>see the others spamming skills dodging n shit>my skills dont work at all>i see if they write in chat but not what i write>after a while i get a kick outim at 8 fuking times
>>539275918no i had dxvk i tried to remove it and nothing changed
>>539276031Okay. I only heard about arc doing it.
The rescued snow leopard cub from LWS3 that runs around your home instance but a snow leopard patterned charr shota instead.
how come no class is as fun as elementalist?
>doing Aetherblade fractal>still need the achieve where you avoid the spinning lasers>doing well>second set of lasers spawn right on top of mefuck you, too, game
>>539284583>just haphazardly jumping over the small lasers while running at golems>somehow none of them hit me and still have the achi icon active after the fightGot the thing years ago but still pretty funny how much less intense it is now than when everyone was barely ranging the golems in vanilla while jumping on boxes.Also the big lasers always spawn in the same spot. You can see the part that shoots it out opening up before it actually starts.
Bolt, Incinerator, or Meteorlogicus as my first legendary?
>>539291541Incinerator if you're based.Meteorlogicus if you are a fag.
>>539291541Bolt, swords can be used with every class given the right expansion, so you'll be getting the most bang for your buck.Incinerator if you're a furry.Meteorlogicus if you're a fag.
>>539283764You mean engineer?
>>539291541>first legendaryPersonally I think starting with trinkets and other stuff usable by every character is better but it's all preference. Those starter kits do make the process easier to swallow and everything.
>>539291541sword is used by every class across many specsboth scepter and dagger are used in like two specs
>>539291541Incinerator because daggers are used in the widest variety of builds so you'll get the most bang for your buck.
>>539257810I don't know
I don't like any of the rifle legendaries and I main rifle mech. Why must I suffer so.
>>539257810Its probably generating parties.
>>539291541bolt looks like a shiny dildoincinerator looks like a flaming dildometeorlogicus is for pimps
>>539295686just get one then put a skin on it you like. I dont see the issue
>>539295883I feel you, but why even bother if I already have ascended skinned how I want it?I want the prestige of a legendary skin but I don't want a fucking boat, a furtroon sniper rifle, or a dragon pube.I can't think of any other weapon that has three generations of legendaries and all of them suck.
>>539290195Asura defying gravity
>>539296216You will not find much prestige from the skin since having a legendary is pretty common in game. Having purples is more prestige than the skin itself though. People will post their weapons with the bottom of the barrel skin as a joke. What legendaries are really for is convenience.
>>539295686why do you need lego rifle if all stats you ever use is berserker
They just let cartel members into the partner program now?
>>539306870You aren't happy that they are doing something legally and getting reformed?
>>539296216Predator is fucking dope and you're a fucking FAGGOT lmao. Bitch made nigga.
>>539296216There is not a single good looking legendary item in the game except maybe heavy Obsidian armor. I own a bunch and have just reskinned all of them on every character.
>>539296216>I want the prestige of a legendary skinfucking lmao, what?do you think any of the other sparkleclowns give a shit?
why are starter world bosses a part of the ((fractal)) event? just more busywork or what?
>>539317851yes
>>539317851it's a newbie event to show newbies things newbies can dolike click birthday cakes and die
>>539317851they just follow same route as adventurer guide: starting zone bosses > advanced bosses (jormag, shatter etc) you can expect megasdestroyer and golem mk2 next week
>>539318046damn>>539319680noted the amount of birthday cakes used en masse, explains that>>539319840fuck
>>539306870Looks Puerto Ricant. Puerto Rican
>>539323837too thin
How come Hammers have such fuck ugly legendaries?
my bad bro I mistaken pr with dominicana
>>539325421Juggernaut is coomtastic.
>>539325683It doesn't even look like a fucking hammer.
I'm gonna wait to fully invest in Amalgam. It's gonna get nerfed and I want to see the state it ends up in after before I get attached to a build.
>>539325421hammer skins kinda suck in general, they're all way too small
>>539326237I like the one that's just a huge wrench.
>>539325421Pick you're poisonhttps://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Gallery_of_hammersI like Mecha Anchor
Cubs?
Is the warclaw faster than the raptor?
mcharr turned me gay
>>539334039Yes and no. The move speed is faster, but Raptor covers more ground with it's two leaps than the Warclaw does with it's three.
>>539334039Raptor wins a straight drag race but warclaw is more agile for short jaunts. You'll win more seasonal races with a mastery'd warclaw than a raptor.
>>539284583isnt that bugged?i still had the icon thing when the fractal ended and it unlocked nothing
is mount wheel addon bannable? I'm using shift + 1234 and it's getting out of hand literally
>>539336841i changed my mounts to the numpad. it werks
>>539336673I dunno, I managed to get it today. I gave up on the boss fight and just hopped on my rev and focused entirely on the lasers while shitting out boons for participation.
>do one (1) convergence CM>play with sigil of demon slaying for the next 2month because i forgot to switch backevery fucking time
actual mechanist bots farming qp?
>>539337186i still see the yellow thing but i have it unlocked in the achiev...
Twitch drop is up btw
>>539336841>is mount wheel addon bannable?no
>>539345808wtf they removed 160p ?
watching /oursissy/
>>539346308Seem so. I don't have 160p either.
>>539346308>>539347049it's there, scroll down a bit
>>539349093/ourgirl/ doesn't have it I guess it's a streamer thing.
annnd im in queue again for the 3rd timefucking shit
>>539350729>Forcing people to watch his creepy asuran gremlin smile.kek.
>loads into Swampland>waits for party to do the trap bullshit>/gg>respawn in boss arena>get achievement once it's deadI love achievements that you can get while ignoring the requirements.
its Laranity our "girl"?
My automatic twitch drop extension doesn't work, wat do?
>>539346930Acro used to be king but then they gimped the shit out of feline grace and it became just a shittier version of shadow arts
>>539325421They're a bit subdued, yes. Juggernaut is mostly just the metallic effect, and Sharur has a cool day/night cycle that, however, doesn't really go well with a lot of skins. The gen 3 are all kind of generic, too.>>539326237I like this onehttps://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Onus
>>539325421https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Storm%27s_Eye_Hammer_(skin)One of the best.
>>539325421Bruh
I just finished the questline where she is introduced and she's already incredibly obnoxious.
>>539363176I need it
>>539364089
>>539363176>>539364320>Trained Choya Hammer is a skin obtained from the Black Lion Trading Company.god dammit
>>539365236it really do be like that
>blue shrek """"challenge""" mode training squad>commander keep getting dc>someone do some random count down in chat and we go as 9>kill it first trymaybe the pveasy retard had a point...
>>539353884yes, she is the man of the people
Is there an easy way to get bags with more than 20 slots.
is this designed to drive me insane?
>>539368748Just sell them you mong
>>539363853You just went back in time to June 11th, 2013?
>>539368638swipe, buy gems, sell them for gold then buy runes of holding
>>539368748shift+clickctrl+actrl+xdelete itemctrl+vbackspacehomedeleteok
>>539368748yes
>>539334039>open fieldraptor wins>literally any upwards inclinewarclaw wins>downward inclineI'm gonna say warclaw still wins because staying in the air for too long slows down the raptor
>>539371110I only enjoy slap fights that involve ass slapping.
>>539371520Meet me at the Black Citadel.
>>539368638>Free 24-Slot Bag with Newsletter Registration!and if i remember right 2x 32 are *free* with achievs
>gunsaber comes with a sheathe>cant use it
>>539374967I've got a sheath you can use huehuehue
HURRY UP WITH VoE ANET
>>539376147no
>>539376147Gamble all your ecto/gold in PoE and anet might release it earlier
>>539375919the charr knew what they were doing.
Is spectre any good for the open world? It looks cool but is it only for support?
>>539379856It's solid in open world stuff. I'd put it about on par with quick cata but easier to play. You can even solo super damaging stuff by mashing dual dagger 3 to perma evade and then face tank with shroud while your initiative recovers. https://en.gw2skills.net/editor/?PagAgilZwSZeMK2IO2W3xcA-DyIY1o5%2FMKQBUpEQhPHCSQ0rZGfaAA-e
How do I tackle this Fractal Incursion thing as a long term player who has tons of gear but never actually did Fractal or have the.....resistance thing I forgot the name of
>>539381289>click quickplay>spam 1 while other do stuff>repeat 4-5 times>now you know what do>still spam 1 and let other do stuff>fin
>>539381289Just do the group finder. I am brand new and I haven't had any problems
>>539368638Bro, your Olmakhan Bandolier?
>>539381289You don't gotta worry about any of that shit until you wanna start 25+ fractals. The omnipotion in the wiz vault is nice for them too, 20khour farm reduced to a few dailies. Permanent buff when doing fractaps once you have it.
>skill lag was so bad I couldn't get a mystic coin from LLA for fucks sake gaynet fix your shit
>>539381289ive only run like 4 of them, but they are trivial. everything will die before you can even get 2-3 abilities offjust follow everyone else
>>539382985>>539382204>>539381613>>539381529are there dailies? or can i just do al the event objectives or whateve ron the weekend
>>539383284I mean your dailies in your wizards vault for astral coins. There is a daily in the bonus achievement section but it's not a big deal.
>>539383284Don't forget to loot thr chest at the end
>>539374967they should have added a unique katana stancesome of the greatsword stances are shit
I chose Quip for my leggie key.Did I do okay? I main Engi and already have Juggernaut and Bolt.
>>539386651Yeah, pistol is used by most professions.
>>539345808ty king
>>539363853>he thinks jory is obnoxiouslad, it gets much worse
>>539370514based hackerman
>>539388468>>539345808I'm connected right? I actually dont even remember doing this 3 years ago.....was this when they also gave out an outfit?
>>539389651if youre connected and watched a minute you should see progress show up in your twitch.tv/drops/inventory page
>>539389907oh right right right i see it in the drops section nowhonestly its fucking depressing how many things are connected
The good thing about SOTO/JW is that basically every annoying character is put to the sidelines and is replaced by a cool character with the worst haircut I've ever seen. Dagda is cool, she deserves better hair!
>>539365236Why is this a problem for you?
>not getting your drops on gamepooperyay's channel
>the drops are lame garbagewhere's the fucking jade tech visor you cunts
>>539390149yeah its cancerous
>>539390954
>>539390765>Dagda is coolwtf even is this thing?
>>539390765>said no one ever
>>539391708just fuck my shit up senpai
>>539375919Docking Mcharr sheaths
>>539390765
>twitch drops>3 hours gets you five dye kits>they're random drop containers instead of selectable containersAnet...
>>539391708She looks like my balls after I shave
please tell me taimi takes a backseat in the story eventually. My patience for this marvel quipping gremlin is growing thin...
>>539394978After the start of SOTO you don't hear from her anymore.
>>539394978how rude. Taimi a cute and must be protected
>>539395642Taimi was cutest when she was 16.
>twitch drops up>check through twitch streamers>find some 20 view vtuber with big titty>drop stream quality to 160p>use mute tab chrome extension >go and watch Kronii instead while doing Janthir map completionsNow THIS is gaming...
>>539395325do they drop all of the original cast after the dragon saga stuff or something?ive only just got to soto
>>539394702Why are your balls blue?
4 blue trophy bags across all gobblers today for a chance to get some glacial shards to craft orrax
>>539397652no femcharr gf
>>539395720the red one right? I put on the same one
>>539395704i dont even know how old she is, when was she 16
>>539399051uh, path of fire I think? she was 12 in LWS2 and about 25 by the end of JW
>>539399051In her first appearance in the game back in LWS1She was born in 1313, LWS1 takes place in 1327, so she was actually 14, which is even better.
Kinfall fatigue setting in nicely
Please tell me there's an easier way to get these things besides running around and opening airship cargo...
>>539399721There isn't.
ehmm... someone posted this and said >remember what they took from youand now that I finally get to see it with my very own eyes i can safely say fuck you anet you absolute fucking shittersspiting on fhds with your bimbofied npcs is your specialty you absolute unwashed degenerate freaksas long as you ignore the hands
>>539399925FHDs aren't real. They can't hurt you.
>>539399398>>539399489cuuute
>>539399925I don't know what you're talking about but where can I get that bikini?
Cubs.
>>539399721If you want to do it semi-passively you can get a Heart of Thorns gobbler for speedkilling Mouth of Mordremoth, and sometimes it lets you exchange 25 of another map's currency for airship partsThere's also the home instance node which pays for itself... eventually
>>539400451im talking about the body proportion and no, you also can't have bikini with this pattern and even less so bikini that are being devoured by a fat ass of a body you will never have on your fhdit's not fair sisters... my fhd also wants her 'kini far up her ass...
Should I start trying to craft the base game Spear legendary or try and do the JW one while its current?
>>539401553Define your acronym.
>>539363853Wait until you get to the unskippable lesbian quip between every trash mob fight. You will feel rage beyond your imagination, like nigger, we got more serious shit to do, fuck off with your bullshit kinda rage.
>>539401832JW spear crafting is funner.
Bros... I didn't realize the food vendor for the fractal event was using pristine relics and I've been spam using them without paying attention. I probably used like 60 pristine relics for no reason
>>539401189never in a million years I will guess that DCAP is furry guild. I always thought it's a dedicated TT guild
>>539403706kek same
Fuck-Hungry Dragonhunter
>>539403706If the apple icon is visible, it's free.
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>539404695>364 and chillin' like a villain
Said I was going to wait for skin unlocks and didn't because bored.Look at my balls.
full hog dumper
>find cute Holosmith Femcharr who happened to be unlocking the Griffon at the same time as me and ended up bumping into me like 8 times throughout the process>we conversed quite a bit waiting for events but I was too much of a pussy to shoot my shot with a friend request>I'll probably never see her againDon't make my mistake anons, you won't forgive yourself.
>>539410575Just join femcharr guild
>>539410575>im adding you btwnot that hard frend
Post Salads
>>539408661ye
Anyone here knows the names of eu asuran guilds?Are they too degenerate or would a normie only interested in asura be ok there?I've seen TTLS around but that's it.
gonna main warrior or necro because big hp is what I likejust need to wrangle my autism and make decision
>>539420104Most Asuran guilds are erotic roleplayers.
>>539423306Doesn't Necro essentially get two health bars?
>>539410575>I was too much of a pussy to shoot my shot with a friend requestwhy tho? you NEVER need to ask for consentOne guy added me from some random IBS strike squad and whisper me everyday to do fractals since then, it's not that deephe is staying in my stalker list and i always say no
>>539410575You realize that was a dude with a furry fetish, right?
I'm working towards crafting my first set of ascended armor. is there any point in getting ascended gloves with the free legendary right around the corner?
the friend system in gw2 is so weirdthe follower things makes me feel like I'm being stalkedat least let me decline or something damn
>>539426141add them to block and unblock
>>539426123no, start doing your daily quickplay if you havnt alreadyi'm also not sure if i would recommend crafting ascended at all unless you want to start climbing fractals as soon as possible, i would just wait for wizard vault/random drops/strike currency if i was starting now but idk
>>539424169I meant this
>>539426141i have 35 people in there, i like it it makes me feel like i'm a big deal or something
>>539407985>Look at my balls.
>>539426491Why is guardian such a sissy? I thought they'd be tanks.
>>539434101le aegis classit's called blue thief for a reason
I think I got memed into playing RevenantThis shit plays way more ass than I remember. Is Core just that fucking bad?
>>539435101Yes. Worst class in game
>>539435401It feels like it. I wanted to main a new heavy since I had already played Warrior for 7k hours, I was gonna do Guardian but then my friend steered me away and suggested I do Revenant instead.I already regret it, even with the lowest HP Guard felt way better even with a hybrid build
can you farm pinata infusion every 2h or is it once a day from chest?
>>539436602you can only earn the chest once a day, but the infusion is not in the chest, so i imagine you can try at the infusion more times a day. i've never gotten it, so what does it matter anyway? :(
>>539436602yes you can fail to get the infusion 12 times a day per account
>>539438010I love autistically collecting coins while listening to youtube essays>>539438479thanks, this time for sure
>>539426273>leave big casual guild with like 500 members>block unblock the gm and her husband >get a message from the husband a day later saying I was rude for blocking her even though I unblocked her immediately aftermind you I barely even talked to these people
>>539435101what game mode? It rocks in pve. Vindicator is great power dps, Renegade is great condi dps or power alac, and Herald is a good heal or power quickness. I'll admit Conduit looks pretty rough, but that's about it.
>>539440784Core feels complete ass, I figured I'd actually try playing it without immediately spamming hero points to actually learn it but at this rate I might just eat the time lost and go back to playing Guard, or just rush hero challenges with friends.Is this another profession that is just completely unusable without elite specs?
>>539441464what are you doing, youre suppose to run dual swords
>>539441913One good weapon set in exchange for really situational (fixed) utilities doesn't seem like a decent trade to me where another profession like Guard has tons of useful slots even on Core.Also the energy mechanic feels really shit to use compared to cooldowns. I might just not be jiving with this. Or I might be retarded, either or.
>>539442167you have to know how to manage your energy correctly, it is confusing because its such a step away from the rest of the game
>fb jail>fb jail>fb jailso totally fucking done with this shit, the ride is almost over
>>539443235what you crying about senpai
>>539443235you will never be a chronomancer
why did they have to make syntri and lowlands ass for fishing? scenically they're perfect
>>539445072what's wrong with lowlands? syntri has the annoying ritan fags spamming lightning at you yeah
>>539445326you can't even get leggy fish
>>539445072you vill have to fish in atomic smelly hellscape that is Kourna for gold
>>539426491>no adventurer class in the highest tierwho deserves 4k bonus hp more, engi or ranger?
>>539446742for the longest time I was sure ranger had more hp at launch and then it was nerfed
>>539445857you have the daily catch shit but yeah you need to park an alt in there and every other day it's a fucking green fish that doesn't even give you your Ambergris
>>539445072it's crazy how anet made lowland so big and detailed but then didn't put anything worth a damn to repeat in there the only reason I go to that zone is for convergences
>>539448586wait I just got to the zone, dont do this to me
>>539448680it's a cool looking zone but now it's dead as fuck
>>539444801this is even worse. mesmer is fun, and then suddenly, out of fucking nowhere, "heyyyyy, can you turn this into a fb for me? i'm gonna need you to come in on saaaaturday, and while i'm thinking about it, could you also come in on sunnnnday for ((mesmer)) fun gaming! yeeeaaah"
I know this game is for retarded baby casuals and 99% of the playerbase just EPRs and jerks their troon dicks, but this matchmaking experience has been the worst I've ever had and I pug M+ with Brazilians
should i invest in swim speed infusion now? i have a few thousands gold lying around
>>539450059people are speculating you're gonna need it for the legendary breather so go for it, if you believe them
>>539441464Core any class is terrible, you can't get a feel for the classes' potential. I don't think I've seen anyone use them outside of getting a elite spec.
>>539450179i just invested around 1k gold, i'll keep you updated about my losses (if the order get filled)
Skimmer expansionhttps://www.guildwars2.com/en-gb/news/new-skimmer-updates-splash-onto-the-scene-with-visions-of-eternity/>boost button>alternate underwater mastery>fireball-like projectile that heals>use leylines and updrafts>dismount in midair and mount in combat (no mastery required for these)
>>539450896i still did not unlock underwater skimmer option
>>539450896>another flying mountStop it
>>539450896we could have had a jackal or rollerbeetle update insteadbaka
>>539450896>underwater expack>thief players increase by 9001%:^D
>>539451165>rollerbeetle updatebut it's already perfect?
>>539451313it needs a wheelie button
>>539451165jackal of the two. all they'd need to do is allow the dog to use starfish wormholes all over tyria, not just in the desert. >>539451313beetle needs nothing new, yep, leave as-is.
>>539451849nah jackal the jackal changes will be>perma evades while mounted>lets you press 2 to shoot a machine gun mounted on it's head>auto-mounts when you down and takes you to safetyalso somehow flies so anet doesn't need to give a shit about map design
>>539450896Bets on what the shared mount mastery will be?
>>539453065>>lets you press 2 to shoot a machine gun mounted on it's headwe zoids now
just found out that i made 50g in fractal boxes while doing the event:shockedfhd:
>>539458183selling the boxes or the contents?
>>539454185heal boost dismount
>>539459827boxes
>>539429003kek
>Vindicator is fun>But permaquickness on herald is too addicting to stop
>>539462353boing boing
Is every warrior build still just spam f1 until the key breaks?
>>539462747but spellbreaker needs to time f2
>>539170081my inventory looks like this
>>539472276How'd you fit him in there?
Drop some gw2 truth nukes>Krytan monarchy is doomed because Jennah's in the cuck chair now
>>539472948Norn are useless. They are worse fighters than charr or humans, dumb as fuck and don't offer anything of value.
Happy Handiversary bros, I haven't played in weeks and have no intention to and might not even come back until VoE is finished but we'll see, just thought I'd swing by and remember pajeet schizo (who seems to have quit too). Best of luck everyone enjoy the shitty new specs and what will probably be another half-baked expansion, maybe ANET will surprise us who knows? Just like maybe pajeet schizo will make an appearance and show his hand lmao
>>539473375I wonder if the guy that was pounding the table for norn left during development or soon after launch or something. They've never really seemed particularly interested in doing anything with them as a race beyond their launch lore.
when does gw1 usually go on sale, been pretty curious about it of late
>find some 7 year old txt file where i noted shit i bought to flip>it says i bought some bl dyes for 45g a piece>check them>they're 3g nowSeriously all my long time flips ended up in a disaster. I should've sold everything when I stopped playing around PoF
>finally got 77 Mystic Clovers>just 91 more fractal dust and my first legendary is mineI am never ever crafting this shit ever again, I either buy them completed on the TP or nothing. Even with the starter kits doing most of the work this sucks my balls.
>>539472948>this game does not even exist, why are people posting in a general called /gw2g/?
The leggo gloves are not worth it for how mind numbing this event isHundreds of tier 1 fractals and then waiting in the open world for hours then make it time limited.Great
>>539474398during it's anniversary of release usually.I got super into it last year. I'll tell you it can be extremely frustrating, but the guys in the general over in /vm/ are really helpful. It's a great game.
>>539473924Something happened after he was warned about lawsuits for libel. he probably got warned or temp& for breaking US law. anons call each other pedos all the time. they just don't do it for 3 days straight
What's the cheapest way to get underwater exotic weapons/aqua breathers? I'm getting tired of my alts being fucking useless when they get caught underwater.
>>539476070Compared to what you could be doing for leggos, they are definitely worth it.
>>539473375Norn were nerfed hard
>>539472948Allowing races other than human to be playable was a mistake.
>>539472948GW2 would have died over 5 years ago if they didn't appeal to furries and GW3 will lean even more into that with greater success because of it.
>>539481969heres a real trvkeGuild wars 2 SHOULD have died 5 years ago
>dude: HALPPP>*pull ewp*>ppl killing who ewp>dodge>skill lag>kicked out to char selection>dbclick>im dead>logout>shitpost on /gw2g/
Warrior is pretty fun, I am looking forward to getting berserker unlocked.
>enter WvW for Gift of Battle>seems pretty empty on my team (Red)>message pops up in chat warning of incoming Blue zerg to keep>teleport there>maybe 20 people there to defend>zerg of 40 people at least pull up to take the keep>https://youtu.be/XNIASrczul4>they punch through the gates easily and charge the boss>we fucking masterfully kite them around and pick them off one-by-one while keeping them away from the lord>somehow get them down to ~10 people and they retreat>cheers go around>few minutes later they come back with 3 huge siege golems and seemingly even more people>we all crowd up on the wall above to pelt the shit out of them with fireballs and arrows>we destroy all 3 golems and thin their numbers down yet again before they've even broken through the first gate>few minutes later again>trebuchets on the far hill>few people fire back with our own weapons>eventually siege of ~35 people come running up the hill once more>we pelt the utter shit out of them again until they begin to retreat>actually jump off the wall to chase them away this time and only like 6 Blues lived>we immediately run to the center castle and start attacking (about 30 strong now since a commander showed up)>blues try to interrupt us beating the castle lord but get btfo one last timeAlright I'll admit it, WvW can be fun sometimes.
>>539485393:^D
>>539451165Jackals have some of my favorite skins, but you just never use them for anything
I jerk off to your charr and you can't stop me.
>>539495420jokes on you, I don't have one
>>539495987It's only a matter of time.
>>539401553this bikini?
>>539495420>Implying I'm not /stretching inf front of you to encourage it in the first place.
I'm about to unlock the legendary kit and I still don't know which one I want, I thought it'd come to me by now but I've got nothing.>>539495420Stop you? No, Mr. Anon. I expect you to goon. Just like you can't stop me jorking it to Asuras.
>>539498913>AsurasThat charr right there, officer
>>539498913>and I still don't know which one I wantJust keep the key until you need something. Or for memes.
I wouldn't add any of you. You fags become homosexual and needy so fast.
>>539503219ok....................................................................
>>539472948gw1 has always been a far better game then gw2
How the fuck do you do Salt on the Wound? Aurene's shots dont hit anything 90% of the time.
>>539505775Its really bugged. I think there is one specific target you just keep attacking and you get it.
>>539505775Basically just keep restarting it and pray until you get it. IT's bugged as fuck.
>>539450696Core Guardian, Warrior, and Thief work just fine, probably a few others I'm not familiar with too. Core Revenant is just an incomplete profession because they designed it with Herald in mind.
They're right behind me, aren't they...
Last I checked he best solution was to take off all your gear, hit his eye in the beginning, die to the rocks flying at you, respawn, hit eye, rinse repeat. 10 fucking times.
>>539473924>letting someone on 4chan live rent free in your head for so long you marked it on your calendarProbably the saddest post in this general
>>539476717>Something happened after he was warned about lawsuits for libelbut I thought that was all just harmless BaNtZ?
>>539513741is that what that is??that's depressing
>>539513741t2bhsome people are on an absolute ridiculous tier of loser
Does stealth from blasting smoke scale with boon duration?
>>539513741>>539514290>tl;drthe schizo in question has been trying to kill the thread for years. he's a /pol/tard and tried to pull the "im white" card and got btfo. the libel shit was because the guy he hates posted his character's lore and started screaming about pedophilia multiple days in a row because said character got non-sexually groomed by a MILF.
>>539515278>mental illness postthis is what you tell yourself to justify letting 4chan anons live rent free in your head? holy hell dude
>>539516098you are on 4chan.
>>539516395I mean for anon's sake he should step away from the website for a few weeks.
>>539515278you should have a little bit of self-awareness when throwing around the term schizo because you seem completely unhinged yourself
>>539516571>>539516702when you purposefully dedicate years to unnecessarily ruining a general, you kind of deserve posts like >>539473924 imho
>>539516852>deserve posts like >>539473924 # imho>nigga actually came back to the thread despite not playing the game for weeks just because of the date marked on his calendar over his mentally ill drama with another 4channerI dont know what announcing your retarded drama to the whole thread is supposed to do to hurt him but okay.
>>539517125posts like that are for everyone else's information so they know who to filter
>>539518981I dont recall asking an actual schizo who i should be filtering. He should throw up a trip so I can filter more effectively
>>539170081just dropping in to say the reason i wont reinstall gw2 is because my inventory probably looks like that and it gives me anxiety thinking about
Did they add a penalty for leaving a quickplay fractal? lol
>>539521427what is it?
>>539521883Dunno I left one and the button grayed out and I couldn't queue anymore.
>>539521883Cooldown timer I think, I saw some people talking about getting locked out in chat so I assume that was what was happening.
>>539520091maybe they mean filtering "jeet schizo" and "handiversary"all I know is I haven't witnessed a self-own like that in quite a while
>>539522253nah i meant filtering post behaviors.
>>539523660anyway, you two can continue to low-key defend the thread's turboshitter. i informed whoever cares
>>539525363Can you guys come over to our general and collect your retard? We're trying to talk about blacked and avatarfags over here and he's killing the vibe.
>>539525474>We're trying to talk about blacked and avatarfags over here and he's killing the vibe.kek
>>539525474I don't think I'll ever complain about generals I'm in ever again, how does somebody withstand this
>>539526605You find something worse and then go back realizing what you have is not that bad.
>>539526605Imagine being someone who likes xiv and gw2 and wants to see xiv improve, but any discussion about the game is drowned out by blacked and avatarfag posting.
>>539525474>made the mistake of reading /xivg/ againNo regrets leaving this shithole for a better game with a better hroth. Ho-ly fuck.
>>539527236I hate how the cat people in that game look so much, they had Kimahri to work off of and blew it completely somehow. ESO Khajiits actually look okay but the Argonians are fucked, and I'd still take them any day of the week over FF14 mutants.
>make a weekly key character>thief lol>hit random>oh hey it actually gave me a not ghoul this time>start run>get a spear>oh yeah i can equip a spear since i have SotO and JW>oh shit oh fuck this is actually fun?>got those two bag expansions from the fractal eventok fine time to be the CANcer not the CANTcerim feeling the gun fantasy with a pointy stickanet are clever bastards ill give them that
Taimi is just Jimmy Neutron, down to the VA.
>>539529814excellent mensa-grade conclusion, I must bow to your incredible intellect
>>539531175Naturally. I am an Asura player, after all.
>>539503219most fhd players eventually entertain the cock, it's only natural and how things should beso i understand you
which of the following>norn core warrior, in exotic gear only with core stats only, core weapons only>femsura elementalist with uh whatever elementalist does (I have no idea)>disregard alt characters and keep sticking to one main
>>539498913How did you do that so fast?
Honestly don't even know what I should use this starter kit on. I already have Bolt, Incinerator, and am nearly done with the Shining Blade and Pharus. I'm thinking of convenience at this point.Maybe a second Bolt for the memes and to tide me over until The Shining Blade. Or maybe I could embrace my true edgefag and craft Twilight.
>>539527543nta but Charr are half the reason I play GW 2
>>539540807Another cat for the goon folder.
pvp and wvw would be a lot better if people who designed the maps actually played the game>lets make towers tiny as fuck so that your camera gets caught on the most random bullshit and stops you from seeing your enemies or aiming your skills>also what if we added random slopes everywhere they fuck up half of the skills that don't work going up or down elevation >invalid path to target? never heard of itfucking retarded
>>539540807show foot beans
>>539542285>random slopes everywherewheelchair access to all players deserving of it
this cup of semen is delicious
>>539544947Was it from the pig or from the charr?
>>539545170charr, they cum so little from their tiny ballsies
how long it's gonna take to craft other two leggy gloves? I have fractaline sparks ready
post your slutmog FHDsI need inspiration for my ele's xpac fashion (we're going to the tropics after all)
>>539545981That doesn't fit with the Snowskau lore.
>>539546731this is nasty
>>539548310Asuran toes are nasty
>>53954643530 year old zoomer here, what's a FHD?
>>539363853You can make an asian character that looks like her?All the asian's faces look like shit
i stopped playing for a bit and came backhow come silk scraps cost nothing now
>>539548535female human
>>539545170i have logan clones in my lab which i milkyum yum
tfw want to stop maining my guardian for VoE but guardian has always been my story character and i hate the thought of playing a new expansion with a character that hasn't done literally any story.This brand of autism sucks
Man, the fast farming site is fucked up. A ton of recipes just assume you don't need mats for them and state them as mad profit.
>>539553991i do the story once with my necro the others went out of LA bank zone only to do the map completionand the ranger now for the fractal event
>>539554969that's usually what i do but my god i am FUCKING bored of my guardian. I can't find a play style for it that makes me happy.
>>539554969Bro, your tales of adventure?
>>539553991just rush entire story as new character and pretend it's NG+
>>539553991You wouldn't abandon the coomander after all the years you've spent together now?
>>539555373>login>[B]>Eternal Battlegrounds>111>kicked out in a fight harder than 111>relogin dead>magical queue is now 50>shitpost on /gw2g/>repeat
>Join a Fractal CM group via lfg. 8K UFE requirement>20 stacks on Eparch after the first add phase>Keeps failing island eyes at Kanaxai>Can't get past phase 1 in Sunqua>I was the only one who did his role and didn't fail at mechanicsWhy does that keep happen to me.jpg
>>539544340
wtf is this mistburn barrens map? it's so fucking weird only 1 waypoint but the map seems small? i'm so confused by this place...
>>539534927Do what so fast
>>539534927It takes 1.5 days of quickplay grind to get the key and sparks.
/grill seems to have the exact same eye bug as fishing
>>539568667picrel for comparison
>>539568667stop grilling
>>539569286No.
