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>Tekken 8 - mild flop>VF5 revo - insane flop>HxH - huge flop but budget seemed very low>Fatal Fury - biblical flop>Token - nobody cares>2xko - nobody caresAre fighting games finally dying bros?
what will I talk to myself about this time
capcom status?
>>539171564cum
im eating a banana
I fuckedI fuckedI fucked>a man
>>539171256>>Token - nobody caresi care>>2xko - nobody caresi slightly care, i like vi but i dont know anything about arcane or league in general
everything… sucks…
nothing ever happens
i have a 5.3% win rate against fahk, help
>>539173246there was a closed beta with paid shills for both and nobody cared.not literally nobody, but figuratively and especially considering they are the next big thing.
hop on femboy futa house
>>539173246queue with me bro, play jungle so you can gank top all game for me, i can teach you
i was femboy futa house god supreme in season 1
might buy sf
>reina mains
keisuke is just build different
i suck ass at this game
me so horny
men? huge fan
>>539176371nigga are you sure that isn't this korean cheater instead of yagami
looneylili<3
....is wide
>>539178418why yall being mean to that sweet girl
she should lay off the sweets
sleeping on looneylili’s belly
everything is going way too well bros. it scares me.
>>539177405You are so fucking stupid my nigga
https://nitter.poast.org/Merlyn_3D/status/1671843715701411842
reality doesn't feel real anymore
>Evo>Arslan pretty much guaranteed to walk away as the winner >other tournaments beside Evo>other people actually winSo what’s going on here. Does Arslan only try at Evo because it’s the only tournament that actually matters or what?
>>539179882The opposite, EWC gets you shit load of money so people try harder.
porn is gross when ur not horned up
never felt that way when browsing /shemale
>>539180113
Sometimes I wonder how much femboy and shemale porn you have to watch until your heterosexual card gets revoked.
>>539180297Nipples are too high it makes it look like she got fake tits done. I sometimes feel like those who would most make nude mods observe nude women properly the least.
>>539180297
take my card all I need is tgirls
I think i miss dead or alive
I miss soul calibur
>>539180227the latina having no hair is inaccurate and cornyreina should have none
soulcalibur is one word tourist nigga blud
ur one word
*sips kombucha*
cumbucha*
Tekken makes me want to go get a hot Latina girlfriend.
Tekken makes me want to Hang myself
>>539180812>talks about how hairy latinas would be>immediately disregards how fucking hairy almost all Japanese girls keep their pussies You cannot be serious bro. If anything Reina should be right up there with Asuka for having that kind of Japanese bush that has literally never been shaved since it started growing. The Japanese have little to no body hair so the girls can afford to just ignore their own pussy hairs because it grows on the mound and not up their stomachs, groins or thighs.
incels are talking about sex again
sex is gay, boring and gross
it would be cool to jerk off inside a p*ssy but its not super important or anything
>>539171176
what word did he censor? i cant tell
Do not have sex.
>mfw Kiryu-chan will never have the disgrace of being in the same game as Clive
>>539181582No one asked you to contribute anon, and in the end, you didn't anyway. Well done.
im really horny today, whats going on
>>539180297We have TOO much sex in Tekken. It needs to be removed and we have to go back to honest Tekken.RESIST
someone post about me
im chopped
this anon right here is great
*sips kombucha*fizzy bubbles...
>>539163059>>539164685i don't know if you're still here jin bro but in t7 I was stuck in green ranks for like over a year and then I got stuck in blue ranks for a year before eventually reaching tgp progress isn't linear!!!!
>>539181783The biggest meme about sex is that you will magically stop gooning. It's total horseshit. Fucking real women has never diminished my interest in porn, hentai or just appreciating attractive or sexy women in games or anime. You still get horny when you're alone.
>>539178348I really want those lili and asuka plushies desucurrently only have Reina and 'Lisa
this is me guys what is this game is this about some fighting game game ?
>>539183341yes sir
'bout to go for a 5k run before my tekken session today, see you guys in a bit !
>>539183434glim trying to figure out what to do with my sobriety and how it happened
Has anyone here ever watched Xavier Woods play Tekken 8 with the other WWE guys? Which wrestlers are the best at Tekken? Around what rank would you say they are?
>>539183432is it good?
>>539181532personality wise i think she would keep it clean shavenshes supposed to be under 20 right? girls her age would probably feel self conscious about that
>>539183142ok i believe you
does anna wipe?
i lick.
i am her wipe
anna's crust? i bust it
Imagine the putrid STENCH of Asuka Kazama FARTING.
>>539183527shelton benjamin had tk prowess when I randomly saw a gayew stream of it
im not pleasing to the eye
i prefer reina farting
i prefer azucena farting
malnourished is the only physical state im aware of
i too eat air for breakfast out of laziness
just lost to a 39 def wawangthis game makes me wanna kill myself for r eal
mr harada, i sidestepped again... please dont punish me
>>539185532you should act on that feeling
Im at the point where I moan like a bitch too when I play Anna
atif...
i moan like anna when i shit
…is white
booty...
she asked are they supposed to be that small
my posture is a women repellent
ew baldshe said
i got god 2 in 2 weeks of playing first tekken first fightan
i desire a woman to SHIT ON ME bros
she said she couldn't feel anything after I already came
what is a good video game to play? I am desperate
sekiro is the only video game worth playing
2xko
2cucksko is gay
VF dudes sweating
going to tesco y'all want anything
>>539186201this but unironically
>>539187523a bottle of zubrowka thanks
>>539187523ready salted pringles and a sprite, please
>>539187523Vodka
>>539187523half gallon of whole milk please
i havent played a single game of 2xkocrazy how hype works i really wanted to try it like a year ago but now it seems so bland
>>539187516this nigga always has something to say about tekken or the community or whatever then goes into naked dogeza to beg people to play kuso fighter
>>539188797Never give Marvel players the wheel
>>539188797It looks fun enough but it has like 5 characters and you see up to 4 every match. I'll probably try it when I see a character design that isn't fugly, at least the game's free
mailman returned from his buffguy-esque god1 attempt after a week to farm more greenies
Capcom Won
>>539189721Actually his blue followers are VERY GOOD and would EASILY HIT tgs or god if they just played more>has a 53 game winstreak in customs
I exposed myself
2xko will last longer than league
>2xko
the REAL king of tekgen tournament was the final ranked ft2 between buff and skimma
it be hard choosin' a firearm to use for the time period i be modding a game in
>>539190535hmm?
>>539191460i say it be hard procuring and selectin' a model of a firearm that be found in the time period of a game i be modifying
what was the golden era of tekken?
now
Alcoholic. How to fix this?
>>539191552oh you're one of those guys
Still playing bloodborne.
Men? No, women.
>>539192985if i looked like this i swear you niggas would love me then
women? theres something missing...
>>539187523do you need to borrow my clubcard again?
*equips white compression sleeves*its almost time to game
i hate my work colleagues. i just want to code and coom but these guys talk shit endlessly
eskay
challenge them to an electronic game of chance
>>539194540can you stop weird'agp'posting masochist posting please sar
*detaches penis*its tekken ranked time
>>539194540please jog into my bedroom
MainmanSwe=HeihachiMedusa=Kazuya
eskay > linganon >>>>>>> lilianon
sigh... time to open up the archives
>>539194540>>539195881my thoughts are for you to fucking use cream application programming interface so you can play anna
>play tekken 8 >jin does df1, 2,1, d4 into ssl df1 delay 4 at the wall >duck and launch the df1,4 into wall to wall combo>he wakes up with a get up kick >hmm>ssr and resplat him after his 2,1 whiffs >next round>he gets me to the wall>does df1 > 2,1 > d4 >I fuzzy low parry his d4 >shake my head irl as I carry him back to the wall >"this guy clearly can't adapt" >do the same wall combo again >do a fast wallsplatting mid>interrupt his get up mid kick>kicharge while he is wallsplatted>plug why is this game filled with so many carried trash cans? This guy was supposed to be GoD...
it was just junk
my junk was... exposed.
sounds you had angry gay sex with a jin
heihachi has autism
he just like me fr
>>539196272GoD is literally just whoever has the strongest flowchart. if you’re able to adapt to your opponent, even slightly, shit is absolutely free.
GoD is just people with better luck stats
GoD is just garyu for people who don't main kazuya
i already creamed anna but i dont like nuanna
Dokkodo. The Way of Walking Alone: Discover self-discipline and personal mastery through the ancestral wisdom of the samurai.
>>539196272That Jin sounds like me except I'm just a blue rank
>>539199295She's under mid, sincerely.
i think you need to have a wank m8
Holy fuck the ranks mean fucking nothing now.First of all because I somehow ended up in fujin while learning new character while being hard stuck red season 1 only reaching purples because of Nina, second of all because some of the players I'm facing are beyond retarded yet also in fujin.Literally half of the ranks are pointless filler. I'd rather be stuck in oranges or something than not knowing what the fuck the rank even means anymore.
>>539201080yeah ranks suck. in my region the same hardstuck orange from t8 are GoD. its like an inflationary point recycling system.
its lonely and cold in here...
>>539201080Only Tekken King and upwards have some meaning, so there's only like 5 real ranks in the game if you don't count GoD infinity. I'm guessing they made it so there's constant activity among ranks but it's so unrewarding to rank up compared to S1 or earlier games
I'm here, now
>>539202285Right hereRight nowRight hereRight now
I'm doing the best I can
me at mighty ruler with my honest defensive movement based playstyle = you at GoD0 with your fraud flowcharts
push the tempopush the tempopush the tempo
Reina is my first Mishima. How different is from Heihachi?
no one knows, Heihachi isn't even in Tekken 8
>>539202942>How different is from Heihachi?She doesn't have a penis, as far as we're aware.
>>539202942reina is not even a mishima.
>>539201080they decided to remove half the ranks in the game and just start everyone at yellow for some reason.
asuka players are so stiff, they always stand still. it fucks with me massively
asuka makes me stiff
>>539204331her backdash is really bad for a female character
>>539201080>Holy fuck the ranks mean fucking nothing now.took you this long to figure this out?
you get one b3. but you do it again and you’re getting launched, bitch
*s a m s a r a ' s you*
>femaleout of fashion gender
I bet lili would give nice thighjobs
i bet lili wouldn't even be good at sex and whoever would marry her would have a terrible life with some lunatic who wouldn't even be able to cook a meal or do any chore.she'd be a dead weight and possibly emotionally draining cause she would chase anything else (such as fighting) instead of building a strong relationship with the husband.then she would age and the husband would be left with a literal deadweight who has the worst attitude in the history of humanity
I plapped reinaanon
>>539206409You marry her for the money, genius.
>>539171256If Riot will give free shit for League/Valorant for playing 2XKO it could enjoy some mild popularity
pumped to xiaoyu again...
>>539206409>wouldn't even be good at sexskill issue, teach her better>wouldn't even be able to cook a meal or do any choreyou know millionaires don't do these things right>emotionally drainingconjecture>would chase anything else (such as fighting)fighting is a healthy hobby that you could practice together>she would ageshe is forever 16 out of 10!>literal deadweight who has the worst attitudeconjecture
>>539171256How is Tekken 8 not an insane flop?
i ate so much bros...
pumping xiaoyu....
>>539206409plenty of high class haughty women turned out to be really good at sex
tekken saved my life
i don't get the girls have to be good at sex thing, all they have to do is act aroused, cuddle me and let me pump my load into them every night
every night...
is the season 2 good yet?
if you have a wife lili what are you doing not fucking her every night
answer him!
>>539207943tekken is always good
/2xkog/ >>>>>>> /tekgen/
flip 2xkoflip sajamflip lili
squeezing linganon...
Katsuhiro Harada
Anything but playing players his level...
if he plays players his level medusa will shit talk him if he doesnt medusa will shit tlak him lose lose tbeich
tf is mailman playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwPK4EmIzDQHow accurate is this?
>>539208935no way this is real.... LOL
>>539208560i remade my oc since it was bothering me that it didnt look right. i think this one is better
/vfg/ will save us
ling isn't even busty
she will be when i knock her up
>>539210308we'll become /3dfg/
xiaonigg lookin real nice in dat pink dressu ngl ngl bl¿¿¿d
my gf cosplayed hornet and we had sex that night it was pretty weird
in my lifetime I have witnessed the death of soul and the death of artwhy even live
im curious to see if things spiral out of control or the nothing ever happens is real
>>539211358philosopher queen right here
just speakin out me ass lel
lel wukong
i fook your mama bitchfooking bitch
>>539208560>>539210180Jin had those and still ends up depressed and suicidal so I dunno if they works
>>539184727sauce please I want farting Asuka
>>539213497if I remember correctly shes shitting
even better
tmm when he's against the character he plays:>OMG SO WHOLESOME NICE MOVES SUCH A GOOD PLAYERtmm when he's against the character he doesn't play:>WTF THAT'S BROKEN HOW DO I SUPPOSE TO PLAY AGAINST IT GARBAGE PLAYER
>>539208560>>539210180she's canonically flat chested as she should be it makes no sense for her to have big tits and I hate that every girl has to have big boobs, gooners have no taste in women
>>539214086....sauce....
Tekken 8: The downfall of a saga [2:31:13]
>>539215175>chapter 1: virtua fighter
i dislike exaggeration myself but those are some nice perky tits
>tits
legs > tits
left leg > right leg > tits
why am i still playign this game my champion doesn't have gorillion plus frames
>championi think im gonna puke...
newfriendthey're called heroes
bluds really be calling operators "champions" :skull:
they're called gods
How religious is Shaheen?
Asuka and Lili's not wearing a hijab in his ending so probably not that much
he beats his wives at the required minimum of ten times a day
i call them toons
>>539214569>she's canonically flat chestedshe WAS canonically flat chestedwhen she was a fucking child
>asian womenboobs :skull_emoji:
can you imagine how wild having sex with Lili would beshe's like 180cm tall so her legs are crazy long
>:skull_emoji::skull:
>>539218930subtract 5cm because of heels
>imagine having sexno thanks
Anon Arena will be hosting a Tekken 8 tournament on Thursday September 18 at 8pm EST! Sign up in the link below!https://challonge.com/Hundred_Yard_StareGot any questions? As them.
the only sex i will be having is with my vibrating prostate massager, my right hand, and some lube, thank you
The wind is pushing meee
good quick match session today tbqh
anna, please stop farting on anon
I'm not asking anything
>>539219423What region you FUCK
>>539219104still very long legs
>>539218930i really cant
>>539220139Open to all regions. Since I didn't specify.
Do a tournament on Tekken 7.
>>539213497Here you gohttps://files.catbox.moe/su47mh.jpg>>539214086Incorrect
Disgusting
Delicious
>>539194123bros i think these things are giving me tendonitis...
SCATsuka
should i masturbate to Lili or to JAV
>>539224948Well we're in /tekgen/ so you know the answer...
kinda disappointed that animators only care about lilly and no one else
i don't care about anyone else either
>>539225573who the fuck is lilly
it's not lili's fault that she completely mogs the rest of the cast
Seethe
>>539225845relatable
it's kino
*
2008? it's my favorite prince of persia game...
looks woke with that nignog hair
>>539227246Are you fucking serious with that character design. Why isn't /v/ going berserk over this? It would be warranted and i'm not even a chud.
>>539225479>this will never be your POV
>>539225479POV: MurrayLili: Tekken
why would the virtual world be my POV?
we've lost another soldier
>>539227246kusoge >>539227352kino
the meta is in a good place rn, varied and diverse
>>539227352Man I miss this game...I was initially disappointed with it being a reboot but I really love the prince's design here and the overall story.
>>539227661>Why isn't /v/ going berserk over thisThey did, that game came out a while ago.
>>539227352unironically the peak of cel shading graphics
>>539225479Sauce?Also good recommendations for Asuka related gooning?
>>539227950>>539228295it's really amazing how nostalgia makes people look back fondly on mediocre and forgettable trash like that.
not my fault gaming peaked in the 2010's
>>539225479alright then
>>539228538>Sauce?Top right corner bro...>Asuka related gooning?I'm Lilisexual sorry
>>539228810that game's from 2008 though.
max payne 1 on steam doesn't have pad support and I refuse to use KB+M
>>539227950>>539227661lost crown is a legit game, it was hated pre launch, but when people played it everyone realized the hate was unwarranted
>>539228638I mean it's not the best prince of Persia game by any means but it's not trash either.
>>539229459close enough
>>539229374Sweet. Coombrain glossed right over that
a weapon to surpass the tekken 8 season 2
can't read mycan't read myno he can't read my tekkuck face
ngl the 7th gen era of gaming was kinda ass apart from some gems, not even the nostalgia of it being my formative years is gonna make me think otherwisemost memorable thing about it was shittalking in xbox live and not any game
>>539230039>apart from some gemslike?
>>539230145i said that in case someone felt offended if their favorite game was from that genidk ninja gaiden 2 was great and uhhh gta4
ninja gaiden is goated yes
>>539230332frotting with Alma...
THREAD THEME https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cstgXIyKH8
>>539230145
>>539229374Source?
360 brown and bloom retards
>Source?here *spreads*
https://youtu.be/QLJ5vXH5yb4
>>539230574Same, purpleshinobitk
xbox live arcade was litty fri bought shank and super meat boy on that joint
>>539231132need a lili maidwife to pamper me...
>>539231132>>539229374>>539225479 Fuck you now I HAVE to assault my shit
my rainbow 6 3 clan had a night where we would watch british soap operas together in the dashboard conference call thingyit was actually kinda lame looking back on it... precursor to WoW raiding
whats the connection here?
I gonna say one thing.The horny liliposter is better than the shimbori poster.
i bought this manga on vacations with my family, i had to smuggle it with other random objects i literally bought exclusively to make it easier for it to not be detected in the bag
the guy talking about xbl arcade, dumbo
>>539223893Why are Asuka bros like this?
>>539231967Good
>>539231989honestly I don't understand why they put in Clive, he feels like a soulcalibur character
Soulcalibur is dead :skull:
>>539232623Bunnysuits for Murraybucks when
>men have nippleswhy exactly? think about that.law main btw
this morning, you were a playboy, feared and enviednow? you are a hero, beloved by all
......uruse
japina is everthing
can someone explain to me why the steam charts are still decent but tekken 4chan and twitch are completely dead
>>539234574bots
>5k is decentoh no no no no
598 days no Josie
>>539234574the game is botted, Tekken 7 and Steam servers being down that day proved that
it's been 3 days since I had a sloppy goth girl footjob
>>539234569Image too bright eyes hurt
>>539234574even the peak is laughable
>>539234574200 people are maybe streamers or some shitthe rest is all cheaters running bot scripts to farm GoDs on their characters
sorry i called you a dumbo my post was retarded
>>539235058
I have a fucking confession to make, you guys.I'm responsible for 4000 of those players.I'm a fucking tentacle monster and play on 4000 monitors on an arena the size of a football stadium submerged underwateri have 8000 tentacles each 2 tentacles have a booted up copy of tekken that bandai namco allowed me to havedo i love this game? well, the thing is each independent part of my brain works separately so each part playing the game has a different feeling about the gameabout who i play.well222 tentacles play yoshimitsu294 tentacles play heihachi494 tentacles play jinetc.They often report to me how the game feels to play. we are all located in the east asian region, which is why the playercount is so much higher there.That's it, I hope I don't freak you guys out.
>>539235846>I have a fucking confession to makeI'm your fool.
Fucking tentacle monsters ruining tekken 8
>flame ruler as king...
i'm hardstuck mighty ruler
stop the slop
If you can't get a girl but your best friend can then it's time to move your body.
>>539234574
>>539236954i'm bald and 5'7 which character should i main to get the girls?
>>539230039>I played nothing but slop so all of the games I didn't play are slopjust shut the fuck up. you retards know nothing.
im bald and 57
>>539238038>and 57what is unc doing on /tekgen/
>forsen keeps winningThis is no fun to watch at all
>>539238035aww the wittle baby has nostalgia for some 7th gen slop and doesn't like that people are looking down on it as the death of videogames.
>>539238280>>539238280he playing lol?
I don't have nostalgia for anything. you retards that played nothing but gta, halo 3 and cod and then go on to say>aye bruh everything whack frfrare dumb as rocks.
>>539238540aww poor wittle baby thinks he's gonna convince anyone that the 7th gen was good even though it was considered an abomination even back then but he's too young to remember.
Me, and you, and zoboomafoo.
literally every single franchise was dead during 7th gen, for every big company not called Activision and Microsoft
tekgen1122lobby
>>539237194drag
7th gen was the beginning of the end but the next two gens have been even worse
>>539239417why cant I ever find the lobbies that are posted? am I just too low rank?
>>5392390947th gen is like the star wars prequels. hated during its era and people only like it now because the later gens are so bad that they make them look good by sheer comparison.
except George Lucas was right
in making movies solely made for the sake of selling new star wars toys yes
glup shitto labubu
>>539239605stop living in brazil.
>>539239605when you search make sure you search for lobbies with password enabled
just drank a month-old half-empty bottle of coke and now my throat is burning
>The Crew Unlimited>Revives The Crew MP aspect>Modified and enhances the gameplay>Free to playrip tekken 8 and hopefully someone will revive it and removes heat
someone tried to do that but got bullied into quitting tekken modding forever
>>539240717Tekken players enjoy the slop
I got the one inch
tekgen lobby in the crew wen?
>>539171176OH NO NO NO NO
>>539242828FRIDGE!!
>>539242828harada already fixed this
>>539243031woah he added like half an inch, thanks harada
>>539243279stomping their faces until the skull appears!
>>539243279>do not, do not, do not>still doesYou're done
>>539243279why is lili showing asuka her pussy
ive just lost 16 games in a row
i won 13 games in a row today
I exposed myself ruined my life
worst gimmick a tekgen poster ever had
100%Fucking schizoid tranny
in season 1 I played 10 different characters and got most of them to TG, it was a fun experience but I didn't really become a better player until I stuck with one for 2k consecutive games and got GoD anyway I kinda wanna play some more characters again however I'm worried it's a waste of time since I could just be playing my main and trying to improve instead
tranny? where?!
>>539245041I played a ton of characters to TK in season 1, then GoD auto promo got changed to TK in season 2
here >>539244637
Arslan is losing to random people in EU ranked.. he is so washed lmao
Still playing bloodborne
play sekiro instead
i'm playing mortal sin
I hate to say this ,but ash losing to randoms more reflects on game than him. Nigga plays this game autistically ,but this game is a casino so anyone can win
>>539244941scat and eskay posters are worse
>>539171176Why does this faggot character King have so much braindead shit that seems to beat literally fucking everything I do?Why does a grappler have fast attacks? Why is he rewarded for mashing braindead shit so much?I'm literally trying to actually fucking counter his shit and it seems like everything I try just fucking gets blown up by his retard-mode buttons. I can tech his faggot throws reliably but he doesn't even need them really he has too many other braindead options. Character for retards straight up. Hate that bitch.
>arslan bought alisa tekken 6 outfitdamn I actually like him 1% more now
Nino switched to panda to snipe Arslan lmfao
>>539248353Also all these faggots are on fucking console with multiple frames of fucking rollback FUCK
i'm going to try to snipe arslan
>>539248437post image
>>539248353You're gonna love AK
It's so fucked up that Tekken is precisely the only fighting game i'd ever be interested in, and it's as shitty as it is. I need the cancellable movement, the big movelists, the slow attritional neutral, the chunky animations. VF will never cut it. No 2D game can scratch the itch. A new IP could only work if it heavily ripped off Tekken. Just another humiliation ritual in this joke of a life.
>>539248609image
>>539248353you sound like a scrub but tekken 8 is the byproduct of 8 years of downplaying from the most retarded crybaby fucks in the entire playerbase
>>539248704mental illness.
>>539248704truth nuke
i have something wrong with my brain where I don't sleep at precisely the right time I'll only sleep for 6 hours and then wake up completely exhausted and be completely unable to sleep again
>>539248812I'm not an amazing player but I feel like I'm thinking and trying to actually play the game a lot more than these faggots are. I haven't studied every character's move lists or frame data but I don't just keep trying to do the same shit if it's not working. This faggot character though. MY FUCKING GOD. Not only does he do retarded damage but his fucking buttons beat so much shit. I would really love to see what the hitboxes or hitsphere or whatever they fuck they are in this game are like because some of the way this shit interacts with other moves is outright fucking STUPID. Don't even get me started on the fucking tracking. I get punished trying to sidestep this faggot too because the fucking moves JUST FUCKING HOME IN ON ME AHHHHH
>>539248437>I can react to everything on PS5this dude says the funniest shit
>>539249365yeah King is a completely braindead character that has basically no counter in tekken except being ahundred tiems better than you opponent, true blue raks, true in god 1
humans are gamers and the peak of gaming is tekkino
>>539248704it's crazy how many developers are opting to make 2D games in 2025, I think game developers are lazy they don't want to deal with Y axis
No one wants to deal with Y axis in Trackken 8 either
the problem with making a 3d fighting game in this day and age is that rollback netcode simply doesn't work as well as it would in a 2d fighting game. fluidity of movement takes a hit at just 2 rollback frames so you'd have to take 3 or 4 frames of input lag just to compensate
the problem with making a 3d fighting game in this day and age is that [bullshit I just made up]
this is the moment I knew t8 would be shit
3D videogames are impossible to create net code for
>king battle ruler...
i can feel my lifespan shorten everytime i play kekken
>>539246996>arslan loses in 7outplayed, high skill game. phidx is a god.>arslan loses in 8lol casino game You're tenryu and it's not the game's fault, I assure you.
>fujin players dont know how to block grabswtf?
>>539253135why are 24ers obsessed with 7. it's like nobody can say anything mean about their game, what a bunch of embarrassing bootlicking fanboys.
>>539249791Didn't say he has no counter just saying he looks a lot easier to pilot than he looks to fight againstAlso where the fuck are the PC players and ethernet cable users on this fucking game? Every time I play it's just loads of fags on Playstation with dogshit connections, tons of delay frames and rollback frames and then I get the rare other player on PC and it actually feels like a real video game and I can play for real. Fighting fags that are used to their dogshit connections and rollback is so annoying.
>>539253312they are tourists
>>539243439damn, lili's packing
i spent 7 years saying mean things about tekken 7. then 8 came out and i realized i was being to harsh
>hard stuck bushin>purposely lose back to fujin>get the fat exp bonus for consecutive wins>only need to win twice in bushin for tekken kingggez
>>539254141Bonuses stop in Bushin thougheverbeit
>>539254619I got that lucky big bonus going from kishin to bushin
i hit raijin then every game it started lagging
Alisa what the fuck
please don't "go forth sweetheart" sticker me again
>quit calling out my nonsense17ers everyone
I do what I want bitch
the recent tournament Arslan Ash lost before top 8 in was head to head style and not side by side. EWC was head to head and not side by side. If Evo changes to head to head watch Arslan lose.
fuck this im playing MidXKO
some muthafuckas always trying to ice skate uphill.
>>539251348 >>539252239no I think bandai namco is just retarded and they can't code netcode for shit.
Revo has worse netcode than 8 and it's a 12 year old game
rollback netcode just sucks and nobody likes having to manually adjust their rollback settings on a per-game basis
I've been watching changs play naraka the past few days
>>539259634rollback netcode is always the objectively superior choice. there's a reason everyone celebrated when dbfz finally got it.
yeah everyone is sheep who takes the words of sajam and maxdood as gospel
>>539260140yeah bro everyone but you is wrong.
is cuckjam boycotting evo after the ownership change
Anakin will win evo 2026Screencap this
he's boycotting his Triple H collection
Oh nononono sf6 bros...https://youtu.be/HeWAL8v_-v8?si=dShrpIH9H6dKi6Es
>>539261270>it's good (...)so he thinks it's good, already a higher opinion of the game than everyone here.
>tmm
>>539261702thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you
i feel sick
im sick every day
sybau
tn istfg
peoxdes i fyslem
>>539260751why not the evo france 2010?, it's just like 3 weeks away
nice general
thecuckshillswe
arse ass
how do people listen to mainman when he streams eish eish eishhh sucka dis cock with my cooom you get my coooom *opens lobby full of people below tekken king* nice combo eish eish taek my cawk
y'know... that kinda sounds like tekgen
themainshill is the only person left who "likes" 8
remember when we had two heat meters
bagoosh
BAGOOOOOSHFUCK MY WIFE
I love watching her goin at it
>>539259205Valve can't do it either it seems and neither can Valorant (Riot). So who can?
thanks wilhelm
>>539266039remember when heat burst could kill?Remember when every single move did way more chip damage?Remember when wall bursts and floor bursts did more damage?remember when every single heat burst barring like 4 tracked 360 degrees and hit midscreen?Remember when heat dashes were massively more plus on block than they currently are and gave a stun animation? Remember when heat smashes were more plus on block than they currently are?and people ACTUALLY PLAYED THIS GAME
remember when you didn't have [chronic health condition]
>>539266923Yeah it was a much better game. It was a fun kusoge like mk9. Now the game is still kusoge but it's slow and boring like injustice or something.
tekken raped me and gave me aids
>>539261270Not a bad video, mostly just stating facts. I think most people will enjoy it more while they are below masters (aka fujin/blue ranks in t8)
>>539267964This is how it feels to fight Clive
>>539268270clive is nowhere near the bullshit of kunishitsu
>kunimitsu crouches in neutral>suddenly you're in a 50/50 situationthe things 17ers put up with because they had nothing better to do... lmao
>>539268861Kunimitsu wasn't even the biggest problem of the 2 characters in the webm...
i like how they gave zafina in 7 the best backdash in the game just to completely gut it in 8. the dlc privilege is real
I was not set up to succeed but I would be lying if I said I didn't have chancesthe truth is I blew them all
>>539268861>FC mixups started in tekken 7
>>539267964I need u kuni
i can't stop jab checking everything
>anna's fc sweep is 5 frame with the hitbox coming out before the animation starts>he bazooka swing has the same issue of the hitbox being active before the move is even visibleAnna is just the prime example that this team doesn't know what the actual fuck they are doing
We been giving hate a chance(We got all this love to give, you know)And the love will be running out for us
>>539269110ok retard
>>539268670Kuni was never +14 on block into stance on a range 3+ move
>>539225479i fucking love tekken porn
>*burps* bagoosh what's up amigos anyway as I was saying, you guys don't even know what it was like in the arcades man. there was this guy, if he saw you not low parry junkyard... I mean dude, DUDE, that guy... don't even ask bros you couldn't handle it. You needed thick skin out there. And if you didn't break throws? You little faggot retards (I can say that now hehe) *burps* would get shit on so hard, you don't wanna know how hardcore shit was in those da->*gets winquit on once*>OH MY FUCKING GOD this cocksucking faggo->*cries*>*goes on a 45 minute rant*>*has a mental breakdown*>*never boots up the game again*
I hate fat people
https://youtu.be/KfGecdHbOAYJinschizo up
>>539271294ok retard
>>539271732No way this beaner didn't make money selling weed to kids in high school before becoming famous in tekken.
I fucked a shemale
>>539271931>jinchad shitting all over d8 shillsholy BASED
>>539271931based jinschizo shitting all over casino shills once again
i miss her
>>539271931tldrplus i hate this guys voice
>>539271931This guys redemption arc from being a complete cumgussling T8 Jintard apologist to filling personal hitjobs on PhiDX is truly something to behold.I will be monitoring this guy's schizophrenia... he may have "arrived"
>>539274713He is still the first part btw
>>539274713He's incredible whenever he's not talking about Jin specifically.
>>539274818All Jintards are by virtue of playing jin.I can't be helped.
>>539271931>gives autistic explanations about why the games sucks>calls low IQ shills low IQ shills>calls out all the influencers streamers pro players trash who keep glazing the game so they don't have to get a jobbig boke energyhe has my blessing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6u9xEHJd24
17ers won
38ers won
that's our word. we call each other 17as and cancel anyone who uses 17er with the hard r
I say 17ega I don't use the hard r
>>539275741one cool guy and a hack.
Why do Tekken players cosplay as Nazis?
What's wrong with being a nazi?
My dick is a GORGONZOLA
then follow her example and jump off a window then open it
She didn't jump off she just disappeared, because she wasn't real in the first place... i am coming in terms with that..She's like liberalism, she's a lie
Oooooh, I do like a bit of gorgonzola!
After they unlocked my account of my online degree I managed to do my python exam but not my oracle sql exam so I will have to get q medical certificate I half failed
>>539278690didn't ask
how the fuck is fahk fair, this piece of shit is about as insufferable as lidia, if not worse
>>539279139noob
>>539279489yes, but answer my question
uhm the general consensus is that fahk is honest but nobody will tell you how to beat him and instead opt to call you a greenie for not already knowing how to beat him
another day in my incel life listening to girls generation while playing kazuya in blue ranks...
india wishes
I stopped trying to play optimally and just did whatever the shit i wantedi had fun then everyone started sending me hate messages calling me a noob that can't play because i kept doing df2 and getting ch without doing any combosor spamming flash just because the sound is funnyWhat's up with this game that gets people so riled up as if you insulted their dead mothers?
A neet nap to stave off the rushing fatigue but one hour of solace was all I was granted. I shall now attempt to tackle the day slightly refreshed until the crippling dread returns to hinder my mind body and spirit once more.
im a failure
im such a wasted space
no more shitty catchphrases beyond this line:----------‐--‐----------
>>539284542i look like this
>>539285170developers are anything but human, fuck their feelings
developers are demons capable of making a weapon as devastating as tekken 8
https://youtu.be/8lARHWhhZ2s
It wasn't that devastating since it was so shit it gave me the motivation I needed to quit Tekken entirely, go all in on 2d fighters and get a job
>>539286470THE TEKKEN 8 EFFECT
most of these people are slaving away for 40k meanwhile rabid incels and third worlders are sending them death threats
has anything actually gone right with tekken 8?
tifatards killed themselves
murray is trapping me in samsara
i'm playing metal slug attack reloaded
i should too
if you're the mascot of a pvp game, people will get mad at you when the game sucks
everything sucks
>metal slug attack reloadedgames mid I dropped it but I was thinking about returning not long ago
>>539285170>Devs when you tell them not to give stuff ridiculously high numbers
>>539286074Tekken 8 has claimed lives like Dustiel.
Dustiel? More like Dust IRL lmao.
me after quitting tekken 8
just trashed a twitch thot and made her one n done lel
>>539292495thanks pal
>>539292350Eddy or Zaf?
ew bald she said…
that is too small and you should just go are the words she spoke
post stuff
ewww
>match a kaz>having a good time fucking around>currently winning 5-0>he wins a match>kicharges>leaves:(
typical kazCHAD
!jun
This cannot continue
>>539296797omg i literally look like this but i'm a 38 year old 5'4" paki
The Lateral Movement DECEIT: A Nail in the Coffin for Tekken 8 Apologists (This Changes Everything) || 46:23
>>539294001what's up with 3d models having nipples way too high
>>539296797drag queens can't read though
Im a beast!Get your cameras ready folks this ain’t gonna last long
im asexual
im bald
e
im > i’m
im potbellied thinskinned and pencildicked
>annas shityeah i would eat it
I do certain things to check if my opponent is a sniper and they ALWAYS fall for it.
'When we seek a definite identity, we betray our true nature as fundamentally fluid and indeterminate.' As Zhuangzi saw, there is no immutably true self. Instead our identity is as dynamic and alive as a butterfly in flight.
im unc
gotta agree with Zhuangzi on this one tbqh
>opponent beats meAnother born for nothing nigga who only wants to play me in a videogame
金g伊s祖b露見伊tsのt絵ヴぇん府©金gふんy
They're alright but for me it's women.
>>539302482
you get the best of both worlds with shemales
ewwwwwww
https://youtu.be/gXmuSK5NfW4?si=XWvLTVNV5_W059EW>9:17
ew bald? thats me
>>539303406Fuck off. Can't believe I laughed at this
TMM is hitting GoD1..
not on my watch
>>539235842only reason to boot up this shit game
post things and stuff
I was hoping for kino but it's just him farming a sub in kazuya mirror
This gameplay makes me think cd1+2 is actually just a meme and you should high damage casino with ff3 every time instead
he's gonna get god1...someone stop him
Lol just make sure you have a legion of noobs to snipe you and never queue outside of working hoursNever forget the TG Bryan deathmatch
Kaz cd 1+2 is better than any ff2 from the other mishimas. +5 on block launcher that fully tracks one way and has decent tracking the other lmao
Doesn't launch and is too slow to use as a demon paw. Just roll the slots and do ff3
>not punishing feng's uncharged 3,1+2come on now
kaz retards really have a -3 mid launcher and do not use because the linearity ohhh its so linearr mainman told me it's only if i have """""""""""""""""""the read"""""""""""""""""""
I never really got why Mishimas get to have such an objectively broken tool as hellsweep
they die if you block it
can you guys stop
And you die if you duck and it was one of their 120 damage launchers instead
they should give devil jin ff3
I can die if they block my 18 damage +3 but nobody care
ff3 is reactable, linear and super bad though t. every kazuya player
just punch kazuya/heihachi/jin in the dick while they're doing ff3 duh
i wanna pick up zuya but his combos feel inconsistent and im too scared to pull the trigger on df2is there anything that works 100% from an electric or two that does decent damage?
>i'm too scared to be -12oh no the horror
>>539307272ewgf ewgf b22 df1,df2 piss easy but makes you look gay
>>539307272i just use electric (launch) -> electric -> df1,df2 (tornado) -> ss4,1 -> dash b2,2,1+2 (or df1,4 if wall is closer)
we are inferior to TMM... hes god1...
>>539307471drops sometimes if you don't dash before b22 i thinque
thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQVq-gPFT7E
gotta say tmms a pretty sick playah, he got good skills
>>539306683Reina and Heihachi hellsweeps are ass
>>539307657yeah i don't use that one either since it's kinda inconsistentalso for df2 combo justcd1+2 (tornado) -> (1,2),4,3, microdash b2,2,1+2if you have heat it's easier since you can replace the microdash ender with heat burst -> ss4,1 -> dash b2,2,1+2
Reina players are mentally retarded
>>539307576I unlocked this png
>>539307802one of the worst characters in the game
imagine getting fucked by your idle stance lol
every character except [my main] (kazuya obviously) is mentally retarded
Mostly Reina players.
god seems like a noobie rank tmm just farming them for free
some dickhead in my town is going around in a van with some ugly AI slop printed on the side as a logo for his plumbing company or some shitit should be a crime to subject people's eyes to such cancer
mailman sure does love talking about cum, probably why he got cucked
post it
>>539308346Invisible dick.
>need meter to use mobility abilitiessome choices in silksong are pretty jarring
>>539309326its so weird that he does the whole "i am le calm measured take man" then his humour is just penis penis cum gay poop lol
why didn't mainbludswe get god1 before they made it easy
kek
he always does the samehe only does climbs extremely late into the season when the game's inflated to hell, he waited until pro players were in god3 to god4 before daring to put a foot in ranked lmao
>>539310823oh la la tres bien
god i love women
you love the idea, but you clearly have never been with one, they are awful
the only period in my life where i was consistently happy was when i was dating my ex
>>539310913why arent you god1 then? and he's still better than all of NA god-god1
I've never been happybut things definitely got worse at some point
yeah, so you must understand by now that it is a temporary high and that it doesn't last, infact, you now know women are awful hence the "ex"king main btw
we broke off amicably because of lifewomen are nice and have an energy that men do not have and if you lack that energy in your life you will be miserable, it's proven that married men are meaningfull happier than bachelors
haven't been able to sleep properly for 4 months due to a now-chronically congested nose.
blud lives in a fairytale
I have never touched another womenJin main btw
if we are shouting facts, then we should probably look at the amount of divorces and then at the statistics of the failed subsequent marriages.personally all the married people that i know are utterly miserable and with new problems everyday.
I got a small dick no point in even thinking about women
why would anyone pick a frail, badly aging woman over some chad like clive? it makes no sense in modern times
virtua fighter will fix this and tekken 9 will have to copy it to be successful
Virtua Fighter fixed this like 30 years ago
>>539312652koi...
>>539312652shouldn't have expanded your penis
only Tifa can revive this game now
https://x.com/BigSkonk/status/1967870976294789292
*a Dragon Quest girl, possibly Bianca along with her pet so Torgal can sic both
>>539312652this is just an example of you getting outplayed by this jin's delay timing on the dash to realign with your sidewalk
asukaliliazucena
remember when harada begged us to play season 2 before judging it even though we already knew it was going to be horrifically shit
remember when you weren't a disappointment to your family
my family wishes they were me
metroid prime 4 has footprints in the sand
does she ever go barefoot
>>539313940so did Pokemon Ruby and Sapphire
Pokemon doesn't have Samus remodeled (by Ridley) shithole
tekken has fuck all porn so I'm gonna jack off to samus and pretend it's nina.
just add her to Tekken
tekken needs more barefoot females.
im tired of guest characters
and cunny
Pokemon old art and style makes me wanna cry and I hate the franchise, everything (from Nintendo) was so much better
>>539314210good for you.
I don't have a father
Pokken 2 when?
>>539314283reframe it: I don't have to worry about disappointing my fathersee? there's always a positive
after tekken mobile
Nintendo is bff with Koei Tecmo, Dead or Alive 7 will feature Hitmonlee
Koei has perfected the vidya waifui wish other companies would catch up
>>539314404but we had that already...
>>539314506Koei doesn't have memorable characters like Tekken.
tekken mobile 2
Switchen 8 (for Nintendo Switch 2) with crossplay
Tekken 8's heat system is perfect for motion controls
but every match would run at 2 frames
tekken 9 should have pre-filled inputs.let me explain.when a match starts, both players will start to fill inputs, combos, dodges, throws and so on.then once the timer stops and the match begins you can sit back and watch as the match unfolds.this would finally achieve the perfect gameplay that they wanted to introduce with tekken 8, a gameplay that would allow anyone to be competitive
yall just spamming trash to get to the bump limit faster
>>539314728i think a game like that already exists but i don't remember the name
better than tekken ball
>>539314697hate this skank
>>539314850Toribash perhaps
>>539314969Shut up, Ayane is fantastic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3ezzVfmfBgit's here
>>539315129generic forgettable girl only remembered because of nostalgia.
its deh
>>539314836first time?
>ToribashNow that's a name I haven't heard in a long time
>>539315284that was also spam to get to the bump limit faster
>>539315079i think i was thinking of Yomi Hustle
i dont have steam cloud up for tkkn 8 so my customs arent on my laptop im on a diff country now its like a new copy but keeps the rank and name
>>539315438>>539315438>>539315438>>539315438>>539315438
>>539315425
im chopped, cooked, and unc.
>>539303406>phidx is the expose anonchecks out. also, >"im a huge aslan ash fanwhat the FUCK is his problem?? why would anyone be a "huge fan" of a video game player?
