Ariya EditionPrevious Incident: >>537562010>Upcoming and recent releases>Touhou 20https://store.steampowered.com/app/3671710/>Touhou 19 Unfinished Dream of All Living Ghostshttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2400340/>TH18.5 100th Black Markethttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2097720/>TH17.5 Gouyoku Ibun + gote updatehttps://store.steampowered.com/app/1440500/>FangamesDream Logical World https://store.steampowered.com/app/1664410/Wonderful Waking World https://store.steampowered.com/app/1901490/Hero of Ice Fairy https://store.steampowered.com/app/1955830/>Recent official mangaLotus Eatershttps://dynasty-scans.com/series/touhou_drunken_butterfly_flower_lotus_eaters_soberingCheating Detective Satorihttps://dynasty-scans.com/series/touhou_chireikiden_cheating_detective_satori>What are these games?Touhou Project is a series of danmaku action games made by Team Shanghai Alice where cute girls beat up other cute girls>Overview (NEW PEOPLE READ THIS)https://pastebin.com/Vu7p9R0z (includes FAQ, netplay guide, training tools and more)>Where can I get these games?https://nyaa.si/view/1743411 (all in one pack)https://pastebin.com/hPmDczz6 (separate downloads)>Support the official releases!https://store.steampowered.com/search/?developer=上海アリス幻樂団https://store.steampowered.com/search/?developer=黄昏フロンティアhttps://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Purchasing_Guide>What other official Touhou media is there?https://pastebin.com/JDuiQ3NE >Semi-official web magazinehttps://touhougarakuta.com>Touhou media hoarding guide (fan art, doujin music, etc.)https://files.catbox.moe/i2zivx.txt>Fangameshttps://pastebin.com/Jc2e0wLm https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1fM-goZFQCg3cZyCbHMipD7xWgHme2tOQCENflIoe6YIhttp://www.bulletforge.org>/2hug/ high score spreadsheet (feel free to edit)https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Bl1ZiZUqNdbP2OK_W7q6xG6A6FIG78LPfJQrouu6ol4
*desires*
>>539215456Grabbing her right boob to fulfill my desire.
You see, this is what we call a rat, despite her status as a mouse. Rat is a nifty label despite the technical incorrectness of its usage and is often applied to both rats and mice. Rabbits and Bunnies however do not fit the rat label because they come from the moon and the moon is full of people that send pyramids to ruin your 1cc attempts. Rabbits and Bunnies are evil.
>>539215004Ariya!!
>>539216038>Rabbits and Bunnies are evil.fuck you tewi is a good girl
>>539215826this thread needs a hero
>>539203308I made this edit ages ago.
>>539220636HOLYFUCKINGSEXnow add tanlines
>>539220636impressive
>>539215826OH DESIRE
I also made this one.
>>539220748not the same, but i tried
>>539225043editing images with a mouse its quite difficult, ended up not being as good as i thought it wouldanyhow, im guessing you're >>539204905
>>539215004Who is this plain looking guy?
>>539223708>>539225043>>539226738smex
>>539228414She's the main star of the world renowned Touhou franchise, the prettiest batchelorette in all Gensokyo!
Post Hisami
>>539230807>>539215456>>539243191Miko is so sexy, bros.
>>539244447Byakuren is hotter
>playing chink 2hu Slay The Spire ripoff>run into choiceless Yachie event>get hit with purify 3 debuff>can't use 90% of my deck>cant' do anything about it>dieYet another reminder to stay the fuck away from chink games.
>>539263945Mystia's Izakaya is great, at least.
>>539263945im sold, buying it now
>>539233506Who'd want to live forever if it meant waking up to that face every day?
>>539266712What is the bunny doing?
We need more Touhou vore
>>539263945>got to Seija but she removed my deck with 24 hp remainingCredit where credit is due, Seija is the perfect choice of a TLBhu for a dogshit final bossfight entirely built around obnoxious gimmicks that only exist as one-off source of shock value.
Did ZUN really make a 2 part monthly release story of Marisa making a mosquito repellent?Where do I kneel?
shanhai!
>>539286995*g
I hate Chen, I hate the red and blue oni spellcard
>>539301867shanhaig
>>539309474Sex bats
>>539310989Sex brats
>>539286995my favorite tuhu
>>539263945>got deleted on the same eventOkay I'm just skipping all events in act 2 unless I'm at full [P]. I fucking love turning my roguelikes into fully rehearsed and routed solved game.
stop posting sex
Tengu tuesday?
>>539319898Tenko Tuesday! Also who is the green haired character? Is it a shota?
Behead all bugmen frauds and purge their fake ass games from the internet.>got some exile cards to deal with status spam>status spam never comes, instead it's just "lol trillion damage on 3rd turn"Can't even imagine how much of a dogshit it becomes with all requests.
>>539327317>there's a holiday celebrating match stickswhat a strange island
>>539321914Green Nitori aka Takane.
>>539330694thanks
More Lost Branch malding...>got a card that nukes Orin's little shits>suddenly her intent goes from detonate little niggas to triple graze she pulled out of her assHoly shit chinks can't help themselves but to cheat even in singleplayer games on the side of fucking mobs.
>>539323613what's the deal with twitter "artists" trying to imitate that one filipino nigger's artstyle and humor? this is like the third copycat I'm seeing
>>539340380Who are you talking about?
>>539340380go ask him
If you had any doubts that suwakofags are subhumans.
>2hug>look inside>dogshit "fan"games (i reskinned the game i actually wanted to make with touhou because nobody would play it otherwise)
>>539344872aww, look at your trying to gatekeep a thread that has always had fangames associated with it.
>>539344872Nah, mechanics all match characters pretty well. Now shove that (You) up your ass and fuck off back to /jp/ with your shitty template posts, secondary faggot.
>>539340640https://x.com/khyleri?s=21&t=4O5ndv8kWx5R7J15xtWRrg
>because nobody would play it otherwisei almost believed you
>>539346560my only guess is that people find it funny or are riding his coat tails expecting more fame and money
>>539351191this guy makes some hot tuhos
>>539351689khyleri or the artist of that image?
>>539353270the artist of that image
reimu cute
>>539215004I made a collection of 110 videos with Akatsuki Records/Stack related music.Some are available in their channel but others are uploads of other tracks that could at some point get taken down.I wanted to back up as many videos as possible and share it to some of you.https://gofile.io/d/ywNAmTDo tell me if the videos work.I admittedly download videos with lower quality (As in, lower pixels) but I hope it only affected the visuals and not the sound.
>>539359543impressive compilation
>>539359798It could've been better since I saved them as videos instead of just audio and there's songs I remember that I didn't find.I mainly did this because some channels had to take down videos.
Time for another Shitja attempt...>only 1/2 spellcard chargesIt's over, isn't it? Also my deck is loaded with abilities so it takes forever to scale...
Is it wrong to have sexual thoughts about youkai and lunarian ladies?
>>539366791not like you can tap any thowwwwwwwwwwww
Marisa
>>539363396It was absolutely miserable but I did it. Piece of shit nuked my entire deck except Ying Yang Orb and one card to draw it back which was just enough. Dunno what the fuck triggered the orb shuffling back into my hand in the final turn, even without manual draw, but I'll take it.This retarded bossfights is such a clustefuck. Sometime she steals my exhibits or burns my deck or summons minions, sometimes she doesn't. Picking exhibits during the run fully expecting to lose them is so cucked, and the you just lose your deck instead.
>>539376598>Dunno what the fuck triggered the orb shuffling back into my hand in the final turn, even without manual draw, but I'll take it.Figured it out, it was Ticket to Hell. Once I ran out of shields, the ticket was getting triggered with each cards played because I was taking damage.
>>539215004
>>539376598one of the random events tells you which artifact she'll be using
gote sexo
>>539381618pity she doesn't reach under her panties
This fucking cat I swear to god
>>539400972what's the problem?
>>539403160She's impeding my progress. It's all I can do to survive until Spleen Eater. I'm getting better at the stage itself though. If I get too sick of her I'll watch some videos
fucking the cat
>>539400972>>539405770Fucking this cat god I to swear
>>539405770>>539409679i'd rather have my way with this one
>>539379130The futo one? I always ignored it 'cause it seemed like a nothingburger that's also too late in the run.Anyway, Seija's gimmicks fuck up the whole build on such a fundamental level, you just have no choice but to go for some cheese infinite combo or pray to get optimal luck on your draw.
>>539424564Cat fucking or bunny fucking?
>>539425895
Wolf wife
>>539409679
>>539438627This is just like one of my Janetese Mason webms!
>>539437689why is the bottom part cutoff?kogasa is hot, she's a blacksmith
>>539462016Why is she staring at me like that?
>>539465123you look like free score items
how many tuhus had canonically lost to cock?
>>539471146Suwako
>>539438627Why does Rin want to be alone with anon?
>>539478289About to hit him with the 屍霊「食人怨霊」
fuck frogs
what do the intellectual giants of /2hug/ think of uuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Hollow Song of Birds?
>>539482623>what do the intellectual giants of /2hug/ think I lost my ability to think the moment I saw the breedable piggy you just posted.
>>539471146Junko
>>539479298Instructions unclear.Now I'm engaged with this lady.
What are some good non-bullet hell fangames that you'd recommend other than Luna Nights?
>Boobs on lolisDisgusting
>>539518998I don't think they're lolis on that image
kissing alice!
>>539520935crazy how there isn't an image of alice smooching the viewer
>>539513196Mystias Izakaya
>>539491157So cool!
>>539215004why is her face so fucked up, just look how much lower her masked eye is than the other
>>539528810is this an equivalent of a cat licking it's own balls?
>>539534949Blame the artist I guess
>>539471341>>539484572that's it? only 2?
>>539537239According to ancient legend, mermaids used to fool around with men and dip back to the undersea palace. Wakasagihime might count based on mythos but thats purely speculation.
>>539538332only canon sex counts everything else doesn't matter
>>539539427Then I guess its only these two, unless you count a random villager who mentions having kids
10gu
Thursday!
I will commit unspeakable acts upon this wolf
>>539533876the coolest!
>>539545259i'm not a dogfucker, but...
fuck youkaiall my homies fuck youkai
>>539556168my gf is human
>>539557346not when she's with me
>>539545452I will use a bomb so I don't have to deal with her bullshit
Tengu ladies are sexy.
Stop with the tengu propaganda
penis
>>539088353no there isn't
I won't be tempted by the 10guI won't be tempted by the 10guI won't be tempted by the 10gu
post cute pictures of rare 2hu
>>539601184i got you
>>539602318more 2hu hags
>>539602318
>>539604972
>>539605868Thanks for the AI training data
How does this image make you feel?
>>539597723Damn, I got tempted by the 10gu
>>539612226Jealous the wedding went off without a hitch
>>539513196Both Touhouvanias...wait those're basically bullet hells...
>>539597723
>>539597723Don't mind if I do then!
>>539513196There's the english version of the touhou SRW game that's coming to steam in a month
Balls
>>539623963I'm really looking forward to it. Watching Reimu and Sanae nuke the almighty shit out of a random moon rabbit, only for the attack take a bit over half of her life away, is endlessly hilarious to me. I want to see more colorful, hyperbolically dramatic attacks barely do any damage to harmless looking waifs
>>539513196This came out just today. The demo was pretty good https://store.steampowered.com/app/2514630/Marisa_of_Liartop_Mountain/
>>539513196There's that one Snaae Kirby game if that's your thing.
>>539653482Is youkai milk safe to drink?
>>539654619Only one way to find out!
>>539654619Yes, they give it to the children in the human village
>liking hagscouldn't be me
>>539538170>>539538332Hey, I've typeset this a while ago.
>>539672393cute
>>539672393Thats pretty cute, thanks.
a tengu is thinking about you right now
>>539675729What a pity
>>539675729im so sorry...
>>539681347I'm not a dork, I don't own a cape
wolf fuckers fap to this?baka
>>539683991Jesus. That's one goofy ass torso. Fucking dachshund tier.
Absolutely retarded mistakes here and there but enough lives and bombs to carry me through the survival and final.
>>539687409And another retarded mistake by not posting the extra clear, oops.
So it is goofy anatomy time.
>>539687409>>539687640Outstanding
>>539681347This is the first time I've noticed her skirt length is different too.
>>539687409>>539687640Does this mean you're finding Extra about as hard as Hard?
>>539690995More or less, yeah. I wouldn't say the spellcards are astronomically more difficult than even some normal spellcards honestly. The routing is a bit intimidating at first since it comes right out the gate at top speed but when you have a decent plan it's not so bad.
>>539687640Grats
>>539691926Cute fox wife
>>539687640>grinding spellcards doing no bomb marisa normal>have to continue uring stage 5 but capture some Youmu and Yuyuko spells>lolno doesn't countI captured getting lost for the first time and it doesn't count? Fuck this.
Hello /2hug/,VGL 25's friendlies are upon us, starting next week!As always we get 3 matches to pick, so make your requests however...Last friendly, you guys had requested to play /hgg2d/ if they wanted to play but they couldn't, so we already agreed to a match that should be on October 3rd 17:00 UTC, leaving us with only 2 slots.Also, /fgog/ has just requested a friendly with us as well, would you guys like to accept? That'd leave us with one free slots, so I guess that means you can only pick one general to play if you do accept.As always, feel free to post new player suggestions and the like, I'll make the roster poll after our last friendly so it's time to get those in. We didn't do so hot last time, I hope I can manage to put out some exciting match this time...
>>539700247>/fgog/fine by me
>>539700247/omg/>gachaniggersTounge my anus.
>>539612226Confusion. No sane man would marry her.
Does anyone know anything about this bot? I'm so tired of it besserwissering in every single stream I watch.
>>539710709Can't you just block it?
>>539711353I like watching those 1-10 viewer streams, but this thing butts in at an alarming rate spouting touhou wiki regurgitations...
>>539712141>at an alarming rateYou mean it has a different account every time? Otherwise just click on his nick on the users list (community), click on the button with the three dots and click Block.
>>539710709Are you sure that's a bot?
>>539713864It does the whole "helpful" AI sperging routine once in a while so I'm fairly sure.>>539712931Blocking it does hardly anything if it is still wasting the streamer's timeCan't really win this battle
>>539714746If the streamer is bright enough, he'll realize quickly enough he's dealing with a bot. If he isn't, then nothing of value was lost.
>>539696028For me it was learning that if you return to the main menu after capturing a few cards without killing yourself to trigger a game over it doesn't count either.
>>539704531/omg/ has been asked but uh considering >>539701076 the /fgog/ friendly is still up in the air
>>539730225I want those fat sacks of milk on my face
>>539700247/fgog/, /omg/ and /kfg/
>>539670783Wow that's a REALLY prominent Spring...
>>539745367Already asked /omg/ earlier, so if they say yes that'd be all of our friendlies. I sent a message to /kfg/ just in case /omg/ says no and they said they'd be up for it if they do, so I guess that's all our friendlies games set./hgg2d/ date is confirmed to be October 3rd at 17:00 UTC at least.
>>539740115What will you do when Yuyuko sits on your lap and puts her tits on your face?
What if a bunch of fairies jumped on you butt first?
>>539761610I'd get bodied
Marrying youkai is good and natural!
wolf wifehappy life
>>539764610Does she like peanut butter?
>>539770612this is barely a skirt
Perfect 2hu Wife?
>>539779832zun's wife
Stop posting flat 2hus with huge tumor booba
>>539784150But China is not flat
Byakuren is sexier.
2hug still alive?Implessive
not anymore
wtf i love chinese women now
2hu bump
Alright all friendly dates are set, I accepted /fgog/'s offer because of two yeses. Your dates are:September 27th 20:20 UTC: vs /fgog/October 3rd 17:00 UTC: vs /hgg2d/October 4th 21:00 UTC: vs /omg/Hope to see you there!
>>539791414You ruined it
Are lunarians safe to marry with?
>>539804284Is this what data hoarding does to you?
>>539832628No. Try marrying a tengu or other type of youkai
Post a monkey. But only one monkey.
Hags
>>539839241There aren't a lot to choose from
>>539847165And yet she's enough for me
>>539840425Built for passionate sex
I'm thinking about Kotohime
>>539848446she's a pretty funny woman
>>539850085and pretty cute
Ah yes, the (actual) new season begins today!
>>539867182Don't let the moon and the stars tell you what to do. You're letting the aliens win.
Corndogs
boob
>>539884567For me, it's legs.
>>539619492>cromwhen did afl shitposting get into my 2hug
For me? It's Ran's ample breasts!
10gu boob
>>539945056
>>539886512
doremy's fat ass
>>539980194She'd prefer if you said healthy
>>539980589doremy's big shapes
>>539400972still hate this cat
>>539982574Bro, like, just start counting?
>>539982140They're called "dreams", anon
i wish podd had online capabilities
>>539996417wish sort of granted>>>/jp/50043562
>>539996663That's some convenient timing, I hope he can make it work.
boobs and butts
>>540007313
bountiful harvest this year
>>540022670Why is she staring at me like that?
>>540023890you're going to die
>>540022670>shows off her body in a bikini for a split second>kills you right after why is she like this?
>>540025290She is baiting men to make'em into easier prey
>>540028598this is how you get raped
>>540028598Who is the heaviest 2hu?
>>540031584YuugiOr Suika when she feels like being a giantess
>>540031584Pigfatlardtank Patchouli.
>>539992743Nice flan cosplay, yukarin
>>540032965more like FATchouli lol
>>539982672what should I count? the number of times I've had to restart stage 5 any particular run? guess I'd better since the game stops doing that for me at 9
>>540028598*smooch*
Yuiman is crying
>>540041782I rarely ever say it, but giwtwm
>>540042653Me too. You want to be Alice in this situation or the guy? I would be happy with any role, even being a doll sitting on the grass near them.
>>540036145
Playing Touhou 9 right now, does it matter on what difficulty you clear the game for the purpose of unlocking characters and the extra stage?
>>540055216PoFV let's you continue as much as you want and still get to unlock the extra. I wouldn't know if easy will do it though.
>>540058990>continue as much as you wantWell, within certain limits.
>>540059563lol
toe hoe
>>540028598this looks dangerous
>>540031584Who has the largest hitbox? There is your answer.
Marisa is beautiful.
>>540087889yeah but she is a human
>>540068102kek
>>540082668Reisen after bombing in LoLK? She didn't seem that fat.
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