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Curren likes anal
First?
How do you even achieve1200 speed, 1200 power while having 10+ skills? This is ridiculous
So you're saying all people who like short umas have small dicks?
when do SEA hours end?
the open league stamler...
How come everyone tells Mcqueen to lose weight and stop stuffing her face, meanwhile nobody says that about the great devourer.
>>539221436he is stupid, but only because he fell for the "you need 1200 stamina 3 gold heals" shit that was being spammed by every guidemaker ladyboy youtuber
>>539221561anal is for fags. savor the girl's pussy like you were meant to.
WRONG TRAINING YOU FUCKING RETARDS
>>539221605Not even open league is safe from the stam gaslight.
McQueen humiliation ritual
[SAD NEWS] Global is still behind 3 download milestones rewards in comparison to when JP got those rewards.
Digitan LOVE
I'm only training oguri so she can introduce me to her mom
>>539221317proof?
>>539221605She is prepared for the future 10.000m race.
>>539221776yep, she cute
>>539221605How did they get a B Rank Uma despite it having 1200 Stam?
>>539221663because McQueen is cute
Did Fine Motion and Air Shakur fuck IRL or something or why is there so much yuri?
>>539221889look at rest of her stats...
No butt stuff, that only brings bad luck and incontinence
>>539221471seriru always did his research before making vids so expect days or a week before cm3 the fastest
>>539221816Want to eat that tuna
holy PACECHAD
>>539221546Luck and a whale deck
>>539221605but did she win?
>>539222023THE NOTORIOUS WITLER
these anons are coming back right....
Not bad for a first run, flawless victory tooIncase I don't get anything better, what should I grab?Technically lacking stam so Hydrate for sure right, I don't know if I need another recovery...
>>539222147no
>>539222189Not at all. Not surprised considering they were F2P.
>>539221761>>539222189grim
>>539221931it's only because they are roommates and women love Air Shakur for some reason, Fine Motion couldn't have babies since the horse had an hormonal issue and Air Shakur died kicking a fence
>>539222023>MLB Fine MotionJesus
what exactly makes seiun sky a good parent
>>539222339inheriting her unique
>>539222339her unique
>>539221628keep going...
CURREN CHAN DOESN'T FUCKING WORKZERO #LOOKATCURRENPACE OR FRONT
>>539222339Strong reproductive system.
>>539222339angling and scheming is one of the most retarded ults in the gamethat's it
>>539222339Surprisingly good maternal instincts
>>539222440
Wait you guys follow blindly tutorials from YouTube?
>super lucky procs>easy first placeOH YEAAAAAAAAHHH
>>539222191Is this for CM3? She doesn't really have enough stam for it, so you might need recovery
>>539222339Her unique is so busted it’s still one of the best skills to inherit for nige/senkou in JP even today
>>539222191Hydrate, preferred position, professor of curvature, prepared to pass, homestretch haste
>>539222440Can’t believe the guy on the left is gay cause he put it in her ass
>>539222440i think i see it
>>539222440raisu is NOT for anal
>>539221546You want a lot of skill hints from cards/sparks to make them cheaper. 40% discount is a lot.
>>539222440Based. Thank you for your sacrifice.
when are we getting more free rolls?
>analBut why? Don't you want to impregnate her?
>>539222440its censored so its ok
>>5392226836 hours
>>539222542TWICE IN A ROW. THANK YOU SHIRAOKI-SAMA!
>>539221931Finemo (2002) and air shakur (2000) were among the first few of early 2000 gen uma in the franchise. also main reason why agnes tachyon (2001) likes to bother shakur so much. Both Fine and Shakur like ramen despite the personality gap. I'm uma x tore first but i find them cute honestly you should check the umayuru episode that fueled the pairing.https://youtu.be/HmRbWlbXtIY
>>539221816I might have to ask for a source anon yandex has failed me
>>539222628But she lost her debut race. Might as well have some fun before shipping her off to the glue factory.
>>539222617yeah what a fag
your opinion on ripped umas?
>McQueen legend race
>>>539221095SSR Nature, Rikio, and RiceCan I get a QRD on these upcoming cards?
>>539221761We are likely never getting them either.Gibs disincentivize spending and they've already written off global release as a failure. This will be all the more true when """"compensation"""" for accelerated schedule doesn't stop the hemorrhaging player numbers.
>>539222701I really don’t want to impregnate Rice
>>539222789Turnoff.
>have a prime and pristine pussy designed to milk cocks>stick it in the pooper anywayyeah that's as gay as it could be
>>539222701Anal is for when she's not on her period
>>539222927Why not?
>>539221923And Oguri isnt?
>>539222701Indians love feeling shit on their dick
>>539222440I missed it... can someone catbox I love rice's ass...
>>539222789it tingles my ninjin
>>539223034Weak bloodline
>>539222550Yeah CM3>>539222601Ty <3Almost went for Rushing Gale before posting, but then I remembered straight skills are impossible to activateFurious Feat not good enough either for PaceAlso WHITES WHERE???????
>>539222701they got memed into preferring sodomy by the Jewish porn industry
Is this why CM2 feels so random?
>>53922278910%-30% is good40% is fine 50%-70% is not okay80%-100% that's just a man
>>539222789That's far away enough from the usual dehydrated/shrink-wrapped fare that I'll allow it.Warms my cockles.
>everybody ignored itgood
Getting Slipstream is too hard :(
>>539222789Love this artist. But it's rare I like muscle girl art.
You want Gourmand?, then come and take it
4* Makween will be mine tomorrow.
>>539223239Just be nice to Yada Yada bro.
>>539223245what does eating have to do with stamina anyway
>>539223283McQueenbros!
>Have the perfect CM3 legacy>Uma I want to train is a GPFUCK
so what skills are good for ends in cm3?
Is there any point in using guts support cards? While you usually need about 300-400 wit, I still sometimes use Agnes SR card for free skill points. Is there some use for any of my guts support cards?
>>539223174What about this?
I'm gonna try the gutmaxxing meme build, can anyone hook me up with an Ines Fujin?
>>539223390guts mechanics brocoming in 6 months
SOON
I call McQueen’s pussy the slipstream
>>539223426that's a man
>>539223426Sloppa of any kind is bad.
I love sloppa please post more of them.
>>539223546Now this is hors
Why are some MLB cards so meh
isnt it crazy that they named a horse still in love and it fell in love with its trainer
>>539222789toned and moderately muscular is peak.when it gets into wacky steroid bodybuilder territory it's too much.
>>539223693Early days. Reminder it does not get better until 6 months in.
>>539223542I can't tell slop apart anymore. I'm gonna kill myself
>>539223603A man of culture
>>539222731I watched it and Shakur doesn't seem to like anything here, was just in it because Fine Motion urged her to with social pressuring and after snapping at her for doing it all wrong since Shakur is on the spectrum, she realized at the end that she accidentally helped FM in this and probably regretted it.
>>5392236932 power bonus is pretty nuts though
Can Orfevre me tricked into sex?
>>539223808There are some tricky examples where it's hard to tell. This was not one of them.
>>539223808anon, look at teio's left arm
>>539223546That horse is normal-sized. People back then were small
>>539223693he doesnt know maths, oguri is better than vodka.
>>539223693game has not been powercrept to hell yet
>>539223997...why not both?
you guys made 90% wr have a melty (ongoing)
>>539224075link?
>>539221605man i want zenno rob roy sr so much mainly for right/left handed, wasn't it on the same banner as yaeno muteki power ssr? should have rolled there...
>>539223916
>>539224075bro you should have 1 guts spark for cm3
>>539224151https://www.youtube.com/live/kj0_4bLaTy0
Grass is cool
>>539224154It's a SR, just daily pull for her using your paid carats
>>539224165aiiieeeee it was a typo
>>539224137huh?
Rape the director
>>539224242NTA but I only pull SRs that I already have MLBd (and never use).
>>539221705>wrong trainingyou can never have enough power for late surgers
GOOOOORUDO SHIPPU
i've been doing cm3 room matchescurren chan's unique literally doesn't workwhat the hell
>>539224137wrong thread...
>>539224137uuuh bro?
>>539224137what the fuck are you reading bro?
>>539224075qrd
>>539222542tunarina kakura yokat-tonarina kekure yukake kuraka, yoku kaku ker kat
>>539221776imagine waking up spooning Digitan and smelling the shampoo of her hair
>>539099715>>539112098>>539111821last day, last ticket, last race
>>539224075That rednu guy had a melty the other day as well telling people who want qol to quit the game.
>>539224137T-toreina...? Daijoubu?
>>539224274>"I'm so unlucky"Alright don't pull anything and keep complaining about it
>>539224137MAMBO?
>>539224331Yeah mine haven't activated once either, on match 4 currently
>>539223978looks fine to me
>>539224137new ori no naka??
It's time
>>539224478anon...HER left.....
How hard am I suppose to grind to get a mile here instead of long?
fat fuck
>>539224361there's a r*ddit post blaming his cm2 guide for going 0-5 (lol) and it's sitting at 1k+ updoots last time I checked
>>539224530Bwo at least borrow a 4/4...
>>539224137Is this Ori no Naka?
>>539224478oh anon...
fuck I didn't get to watch it
>>539224478
>>539224562thats LADY fat fuck to you
>>539224331it has many conditions you must meet for it to trigger because it is one of the most busted uniques in the game
Does having a skill spark on the parent instead of grandparent increase the chances of getting it?Does stacking the same skill spark on multiple parents/grandparents increase the chance?
>>539224596Where?
>>539224137Uuuh where the FUCK is this even supposed to be posted?
I really want to have sex with Oguri Like really bad
>>539223808I feel that. If there isn't a disjointed arm or weird finger placement, I can't tell slop from non-slop anymore. Worse yet, I sometimes think something is AI generated when it's not.
>>539224154how does she give left/right handed? don't see it in her skill hints or events on gametora
>>539224278yeah sure look where that got mealso had the most horrible rainbow rng I've ever seen, literally no triples
1200 stamina is such a fucking meme. 600+ wit would have been better.
>>539221546Made this mediocrity couple days ago, have a deck.
Is Groundwork REALLY that important for a front runner?
>>539224478>slop consoomers are retardedmore news at 10
>>539224838uma musume is an acceleration game
>>539223808at this point I don't care as long as it looks good
>>539224838Yeah, you end up first because you accelerate like a rocket.
>>539224838I don't think it actually does anything.
>>539224719Anon she probably weighs 700kgs and would split your dick in half with her bodyweight alone
>>539224719you're lyingOguri is the least attractive uma, she is OBESEthere has never been a single horny post about Oguri
>>539224838nah you don't really need it
>>539224670https://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
>>539224838Front runner wants to be at the front. Groundworks is an accel skill that activates at the very start helping your Uma do that.
which condor should I share in my profile
>There are people ITT doing 100+ runs for groundwork farming only for it to not proc during finals
>>539222892its ok we're just stuck with outdated gacha design for 4 years and no real new content outside of umas, cygames also doesn't care enough to even do anything outside of the game for globabbies, like some shitty community event or anythingjust gotta survive 2 years for marvelous sunday and then i can kill myself
So, how did you do anons?
>>539222339grippy coochie
>>539225060I don't use horses with less than 900 wits.
>>539224913>>539224994How does it compare to Taking the Lead?
>>539224750speed suzuka is a scam bro especially for non-front runners. if you don't have kitasan and biko you can always bring sr eishin flash you now, especially since all of her skills are tailor made for late surgers.
>>539225060>There were people ITT doing 100+ runs for spurt farming only for it to not proc during finals tomorrow
>>539224331>>539224454>>539224664OH SHIT IT WENT OFF
>>539225129You would like both preferably. cant say i dabbled too much with front sofar,thats for the next 2 months.
5Head Suzuka isn't coming along all that nicely ngl.
>>539225181Latekek meta?
I am from Jakarta. I did CM3 lobby test and learned i'm only △ power. My whole world has changed. I tried to commit suicide but couldn't to it. Now i have to live like this.But after that i decide it is a paypig scheme. I suggest people don't do CM3 practice lobby it's lie bcs I'm ◎ power with late accel skill. thnx.
>>539225060At least front runner is meta for a long time, end closer is only meta for a few CMs
Suzuka really isn’t that pretty and she’s flat
TORENA! HAVING SEX WITH MY STUDENTS I SEE! HAHA, WELL DONE!
Easy.
>>539225292I'm running pace
>>539225129That skill gets rebalanced after half-anni to be good. Right now it's bad, only activates after 5 seconds instead of instantly at the start.
>>539223351they ate a lot so they have extra nutrients for the race
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO
Stop talking about horse pussy.
>>539225323can't do front cause I don't have my own Sky
>>539225181choking curren-chan's neck while she gives me head
>>539225357I’m having sex with you, director
>>539225181if only there was a sacrificial front for my curren to overtake...
>>539225368Oh you meant because GW won oopsSure hope so since I'm building her next
chiyo chiyo chiyo chiyono o
I'll make a 1200 power/wit Golshi for CM3.
I haven't slept yetI can't stop grinding sparks
>>539225323B-but I was told Taishin can compete with the front runner meta...
>>539225485the more you age the more you become like winning ticketput an emotional anime scene + soundtrack and i start sobbing
>>539225360>2 losesNice silver bro.
Is there diminishing returns for accel skills cause Late is meant to have On your Left + Furious Feat + Pump Iron, for a total of 1.0 accel
horse pussy? What's wrong with them?
Total results for 2 rounds. B finals.
Form your own opinion
when Curren first released I hated her for being the whore she is, but now in hindsight the severe lack of actual hoe umas makes her more appealing due to artificial scarcity so I like her more now.
>>539225576https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6H-uwXBGeQ
>>539225661Doto-chan…
>>539225724delete this
>>539225724cryslop
>>539225710Good idea, I'll look for some tutorials online about how to do that.
>>539225661meto doter love
CM2 roomcome and help me test my Urara strat55577017
>>539225576I bet you cried through the entirety of Road to the Top
>frontkeks will do leapfrog in the midracethis is a fucking gaslight bros literally nothing changes in the placings in the midrace
>>539221663Oguri is a lost cause
>>539225724>horse racing results on the radioYikes.
Speed as a stat is dog shit. The biggest gaslight ever.I will NOT train it.
I did not make it to a finals.......
>>539225356
>>539225661why does doto loves to rub his nose to the fenceit's looking more uwu now
>>539225869Well what happens is if someone dares challenge them at a bad time they activate their 38 skills and run off into the distance
Is the McQueen card the only one worth buying with Club Points?
You weren't kidding when you said Uma Musume S2 would hit straight in the feels.
>>539225642No, but there's an opportunity cost. If you have too much accel but no speed skill you will get overtaken in the last 200 meters. However, the reliable accel skills are always the highest priority.
>>539225871But she is super cuuuute too...
do you believe in the "expression = stamina status" theory?
>>539226060TOKAI TEIO! KISEKI NO FUKKATSU!
>>539226060They should remake S1
>>539225809
>>539225830g-guys...I can't test Urara strat if you bring Front
>race ends>look at stats>result makes no sense
>>539226095uh no one said anything about late race speed skills for gamblers
>>539226060https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIo3GWaAbw8
>>539226250Blame the other guy
WAGMI I completed Creek.
>>539226250my guy, if you run front urara, just pretend your other two umas have 200 extra stamina
>500 hours on uma>could have watched 62 anime series of 26 episodesgros...
>>539226027For now, yeahThere's a Silence Suzuka one that comes later on that is a pretty good Speed card and gives a gold recovery (albeit a niche one)
This shit-eating smirk always makes me laugh
Are the rates on the uma banner that much better? I haven't failed an uma banner I wanted within 50 rolls yet, yet my support card banners always go to spark for a single copy.
>>539226250>>539226325my fault
I think you should eat your vegetables.
>>539223167So since you can't actually get enough base stamina to clear the entire track, this always triggers, meaning your actual last spurt duration is ALWAYS going to depend on wit instead of stamina?So basically we all got fucked by the sloptubers?
Whore!
>>539225724That scene always makes me emotional when "the place where wishes come true" starts playingI love After Story
Hey anons, I am trying to train an oguri cap to reach 1200 - 600 - 1200 and failing because if I use 4 speed 2 power then I end up with 1200 speed mid career but struggle to reach 1100 for power, 650 stam, 300 guts...So I am going with 3 speed 3 power and 2 stam parents to never train it.tldr; considering i will grab a MLB kitasan from a friend, which other 2 speed cards should I use?
>>539226384If you had fun, that's all that matters.
>>539225642No, but a late gambler will only start moving forward when late race begins which means that it will have to go through>fellow late surgers who will trip over each other on the way forward>a swarm of goldships who by this point are ahead of you because of her ult and end closers strictly superior pacing, innate target speed bonus and better skills>a wall of mixed pace chasers and front runnersIn this CM taishins get destroyed by vastly inferior umas because of this even if everything provs and late surgers will see identical problems.
is this some kind of sick joke
>>539226671and this is why sparking trainees is a meme trap
>>539226384Let’s be real anon, you would have spent that time doing anything else except watching anime
>>539226234S1 is already perfect.
>>539226671erm but the gaslightdacchis told me it takes 80 pulls tops...
>>539226628>end closers strictly superior pacing, innate target speed bonus and better skillswhat better skills? I don't see anything ends have that lates can't also use for cm3 i.e. furious feat
>>539226671I'm pretty sure that's Seiun Sky, from Uma Musume
>>539226514And this is why she's my favorite
>>539226671good for you, now you don't need to spark carats saved
>>539226671happened to me with currenjust finish it umadacchi
>>539226671Just means you'll get the next one on the first 10 pull
>>539226384Damn imagine how many One Piece filler episodes or "I died and reincarnated as Black Mold in the Demon's Prince's bathroom wall"-type anime you could've seen.
good morning, just had my morning breast milk how are we doing today
>>539226758They still have spurt which doesn't involve gambling.
>>539226671Seven away from 4 star
>>539226591It's one of those scenes you appreciate more as you get older. People call After Story melodramatic or "cryslop" as the retards these days call it but you can tell that scene came from the writer's own experiences.
>>539226391Gotcha, thanks. On a slightly related note, do you know when we get another go at the SSR Special Week? I’m a latefag so I completely missed that one
should have boughtededed more shards....
>>539226863i could have completed all gundam serieshow many people have done that? it would have put me in the top 0.001% percentile of super humans
>>539226894>Spurt is still a thingfuck sake
>>539226972Like half of them are dogshit.I've seen 'em.
>>539226863>or "I died and reincarnated as Black Mold in the Demon's Prince's bathroom wall"-type animeI watched that one while grinding parents for CM2.
damn it why can't it be 3* blue
>>539227028https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szdWIQTSVYU
The difference between USA horse auctions https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNdHV4Hmqmg and Japanese horse auctions https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSQoEgl1x2A is hilarious
>>539226972you are a better person if you never see unicorn
>>539225576I was listening to Special Week's track from Main Story, where she races against Montjeu, and when Girls Legend U orchestral version started swelling up, I choked up a bit.I also have the weirdest trigger toward the cute things, but it's extremely selectable and happens once in a blue. I once held my old raggy baby blanket with a cute duck print and teared up. Or when I was reading through "Pleast treat Aston Machan well" by Bacius, panels with her huge plushie made me tear up.But I'll ignore the rest 99% of sad-cute triggers.I also feel really sad when I pass small independent stalls filled with fake Labubus. Not sure how to put it into the words, but the combination of them being fake, them just hanging by bunches, and people trying to cash-in on hype just makes me feel bad for them.
>>539225642>not taking red shift and shooting for victory as wellNGMI
>>539223167i don't know lmao. probably? global hasn't been data mined so we have no idea what additions our version has and we already have some QOL of life ones. we likely do have the base version that does all that stuff but i have no idea if we have the recalculation on recovery. between this, position keep and pace up I'm starting to believe style S and savvy are way better than everyone assumes. but it's impossible to tell if the +80 wit from base savvy + style makes that much of a difference without autistically testing a group of uma for a while. umalator might help but i'm wary of it because it tests 1v1s. This might be an instance where it's the most helpful.
What was this fella's strategy
>>539227149Th-there are female toreinas in my /uma/??
>>539227190what would 1.4 accel even look like
>>539227149Manliest NN poster
I hope this works out
>>539227223Killing your taishin's sleeping lion
>>539227269Bro hit literally every stat requiremet + some moreThis is a winner if I've ever seen one
>>539227127that nigger horse sold for fucking $110k???
>161 carats >LETS GO GAMBLING >regular door + long shot star >lol skip >wait rainbow??????>picrelI DONT WANT HER SHES DIRT I WANT TURF ONLY
>>539225830Top3 with rare Creek>>539226383yeah but I want to see the effectiveness of early/mid-race skills in pace-down room
>>539227269Your pump? Your red shift?
I want to make Natty a mother.
>>539227127I don't really notice much difference aside from the auctioneer being extremely southern and the dollar signs being bigger
>>539227412sorry she is taken bro
>>539227356
>>539225485Front Pasa is better, but They don't want you to know that
Damn. Had this one in a hundred run but got let down by my sparks. I think she might still be usable though?
>>539227356>Gets a 3 star he didn't have while everyone else gets jack shit>"UEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH I WANTED ANOTHER THREE STAR"explode
>>539227329But isn't supposed to have at least a tiny bit of speed for that? If she's so slow all the honses are running like turtles, they save so much stamina that it doesn't really matter in the end
>>539227356Congrats in winning CM3.
>>539227476yeah, by me
>>539227393i actually thought about this a lot and figured that the likelyhood of there being too many front runners to actually hit 6th position in that small window where the last corner is still active is too unlikely, and red shift has a similar issue where i'm almost certainly at max speed when i reach 5th position
>>539227223Killing the sleeping lions, with no survivors
>>539227476Yeah i know. I took her.
>>539227269still gets beat my angling accel
>cm1>yay i love farming sparks and aces (unironically)>cm2>yay i love farming sparks and aces (unironically)>cm3>holy shit man this kind of fucking sucks. wow i really don't wanna play this shit. damn.what caused my mind to think like this? why now? i thought the game was meant to get good after goldshit
>>539227014Spurt? Dont make me laugh.
another CM2 roomNo Front please13592233
>>539227642it's why i'm making a blocker next
>>539227485Should I buy 5 copies of this useless support card with useless friendship points so I that if I accidentally pull her from a banner I can turn her into very useful rainbow clits?
>>539226616please anons I'm a witlet someone help me
>>539227650>cm1>need 1 skill spark>cm2>need 1 skill spark>cm3>need 10 skill sparks, half of which are impossible to get on parents without heavy rngidk anon
if i had sex with rudolf and teio at the same time would that count as oyakodon
>>539227269>no outer swell>no third accel skillStrong B finals contender
>>539227610>>539227641*grabs you by the throat* BACK THE FUCK OFF??!!
>>539227149Stop using this image of NN to bait. It's hurtful and offensive
>>539227356It does not take a lot of effort to make her turf Uma and she is the Seiun Sky killer
>>539227650You have gambling burn out 90% of gamblers quit before they hit a triple stam/speed/power triple pink
>>539227701Honestly you may as well buy them and turn them into rainbow cleats for some free tickets right now. Not like FP gets used for anything for years.
>>539227731i was going hard on green sparks in cm1 and cm2 though, there isn't anything new
>>539227269This looks so good. I foresee a future where you accel to max speed right into the back of Billy's TT Pace Oguri
>>539227776Take my wife's name out of your goddamn mouth.
>>539227753outer swell has the same issue that pump has, it's on average unlikely i'll have anything to pass on the last corner
aw man i probably would've kepth this uokka too if she managed to squeeze out an S
>>539226616i would use tosho and biko/kingtosho only for charm
>>539227485That’s why I only want turf umas. Haru Urara is all I need >>539227127Fucking love that the southern dude is making a show of it
>>539227650You are farming groundwork aren't you?
>>539226616Eishin and Tosho
These Legend races are pretty nice ngl
Thoughts?
>>539227825Do you not need more than 5 copies before you can glue them?
>>539227731>>539227829by green sparks i mean green skill sparks, not uniques
>>539227664>phase_random==2Prepare to get BOFA'd and for this to activate when it doesn't even matter
No mile S, but don't think I'm gonna get better that this Vodka for CM3. Moving on to working on Rudolf.
>>539227434Japanese auction>Here's this nice horse starting at 400K. 400K? Anyone 400K??? Ah you there thank you very much. Final sale 400K.USA auction>AAAAANNDD HERE IS SOME ONE HORSE START 40 START 40S TART 40 DONEDONEDONE 45. DONEDONEDONE 60. DONEDONE DONE 75. 75 75 75 75 DONEDONEDONEDONE 75 75 75 75 80. 80 DONEDONE 80 DONEDONE 80 DONEDONE ONE TWO 80 DONEDONE 80 DONEDONE THREE SOLD.When i put the 2 side by side the USA guy sold like 2.5 horses by the time the Japanese guy sold 1.
>>539225060doesn't it always proc if you have 3 greens activated?
>>539227349buying a race horse is gamblingbetting on race horses is gamblingplaying a video game about anime race horses? also gambling
>>539228030>always prockek
>>539227650>>cm2>>yay i love farming sparks and aces (unironically)yea no
>>539227906? ? ?
>>539227731Make a gambling surger.>>539227701>guts huraraoh boi...>>539227986Do a Grass Wonder, for double the gamba.
>>539227976No, you can glue the second onwards. Uncheck the "Hide cards" button in storage.
>>539227938i had no issue with farming groundwork for cm2
>>539227986>don't think I'm gonna get better that this Vodka for CM3brother you'll get a better Vodka simply by making her parents maru and ryan
>2 identical uma>compare>exact same finish times 0/0/0/0 lengths between them>give one of them style S>now the style A one wins sometimes and the style S wins more in generalok cool so giving one a style advantage shifts it from a dead heat 100% of the time to sometimes losing but mostly winning. Thank you umalator, very useful.
>>539228109Deck?
>>539228083That's just danchode being happy everyone's farming late honses and bringing 4m/day fan counts instead of measly 240k/run mile honse runs.
>>539227701Dont glue this one anon. Not even one copy
>>539227875>gambling skill on gambler running style has the same issue that another gambling skill has, it's a gamble
>>539227583I wanted bourbon for the alcohol team
>>539227650Even with 13* groundwork parents ass wonder will not spark it herself, I haven't even started on a parent, just grandparent
>>539227701This is the only usable guts card until Orfevre comes out
I don't want to grind parents anymore.... How hard is it to get a mile+2 greens....?
>>539227127US auctioneers non-stop rapid-fire babbling is my favorite genre.
>>539227701Only way to get her is from the friend shop, only way to MLB her is from copies or very limited crystals.Cleat the event welfare SSRs if you already have better cards.
>>539228195One power and inheritance is good enough for 1k+ power Vodka.
>Fail a gamble on 35%>Mood plummets to bad>Mood down events on top of that, lose turns getting mood back>Everyone slacks off during 1st summer camp>Get blocked thrice in URA finaleIt's amazing how hard the game can fuck you up and there is no way to recover
>>539228358Hm, I was worried because AI told me she can be pulled from regular banners as well.I guess I keep my friendship for now then.
>>539227269no capped power, no turf S no good conditions. wit on latesurger is useless
>>539228519>AI told me
>>539228519AI doesn't know shit anon
>>539228519>"AI told me"
>>539228519>Hm, I was worried because AI told me she can be pulled from regular banners as well.what the fuck am I reading
for me, it's Ikuno Dictus
>>539228506Uma musume is a block game.
why does everyone cleat cards for useless amounts of horseshoes instead of keeping them for TT points
>>539228519retard
>>539227668that was interestinggive me another CM2 run bwosI will post both results after thisand thanks for coming81452073
>>539228519You should cleat it then ask ai if you should kill yourself over your decision
>>539227269what a nasty grassdo not queue into me in 2 week's time
>>539228251except the ones i'm running require me to not be top 5, which is significantly more likely to be the case on this track lol
>>539228681So you can have an easier time holding Class 6 while they fluctuate between 4 and 5.
>>539228109My grass is only 2 star, rather work on 3 stars.
Fine Motion showed me her pussy
>take a risky gamble on <20% training>close my eyes like an overly-invested autist>hear the training success voice linewhy does this work every single time?
>>539228519>because AI told me
>>539228641people are increasingly using ""AI"" over search engines, it's only going to get worse
GODGPT HAS SPOKENTHESE ARE THE UMAS FOR CM3
>>539228706better buckle up bucko
>>539228519@grok what did anon mean by this?
>>539228706fug i was too slow
>>539228506Sometimes I get hit with the sub-10% fail into mood down into bad status effect into another mood down and I just immediately alt+f4 desu famiglia
What CM builds look like 4 years ago vs now
>>539228681>SSR AIR SHAKUR which turns into cleats which turn into tickets worth 150 carats for the next banner>Or literally 0.1% TT score after MLBing it and spending 100k supporto point + 250k shekels>>539228774>needing a 0.01 to 0.1% boost to stay in C6make better umas
>>539228880@glock please answer
>>539228925yeah i'm dropping the game before the meta gets to that abomination
@grok summarize this thread
>>539228870to be fair I don't blame them since every search engine nowadays is intentionally being made worse. compare google 10 years ago to google now, it's a night and day difference in usefulness
>>539228519AI is a fucking dumbass that basically regurgitates your question back at you and often uses faulty sources/makes them up, as it's actually not a thinking machine, but a fucking glorified chatbot with inbuilt search engine, who lacks context understanding and will feed you lies.Never rely on it. It's a fucking scam.
>>539228925how the fuck do they even have enough skill points to be buying alla dat
>penny pinching for 150 caratsKEKAROO
>>539229019Yep, google is dogshit
Why did they stop giving away download milestone gibs? Fuck is happening?
AI told me it’s not gay to have sex with Fine Motion
should I just buy this? don't have time to run 30 careers for a single race
>>539228925>a turfleft is better
>>539228519holy fuck this generation is cooked
Choke me like you hate me, but you love meLowkey wanna date me when you fuck me (uwu)Touch me with the lights off and my chains onBaby, I'm not the right one you should wait on
>>539228180Affinity with those is rough.
>>539229019does AI use date filters like before:2020 to filter out the indians/AI bullshit spewed on the internet?
>>539228871>yell-type uma
>muh airetards ittai got me through college, it can get me through a stupid pvp mode in a horse game
>>539228706can't see shit with how dense everyone is thanks to Urara stretching the racing gauge
This is the best uma for CM3 according to Grok
>>539228405>can barely break 1k SPD/PWRWelp, i can see how CM3 plays out
>>539229019i'm convinced google intentionally made their search engine shit to make you use gemini which is ALSO shit
>>539229056Depending on how many races I do I can get up to 6k skill points a run, 5k reliably with less races on current JP.
Nice nature sexy (when she isn’t breaking into your room)
Tachyon.....
>>539227127the dude talks like a machine gun, impressive
>>539229212google has been shit for at least ten years, practically non-functioning for the past five
>>539228519>this is your average CM round 1 opponent
>>539229019>compare google 10 years ago to google now, it's a night and day difference in usefulnessYou didn't have to waddle through indian websites but yeah AI (LLMs, glorified chatbots, whatever you call them) were a mistake.
>>539229212Their Indian CEO had search sandbagged so you'd refresh the page to get served more ads.
>>539228706What an absolute mess of RNG.Kinda funny Mary that i threw in for shit and giggles survived.
>>539227127Fuck bros I need to get rich, I wanna own horses now
>>539228925what does wit even do past 1200
I'm running my wife and I don't care what it takes to make her good
>>539229123yeah but you have like a month to train 3 measly horses anon
>>539229383what's with the 2*
>there is an american horse called notorious gangsterMake it an uma at once!
>>539227127How the fuck people make sense out that verbal onslaught? Are they actually doing anything useful, or just flexing their wind pipes? i.e. they are basically a side show to make auctions less boring?
>>5392294682 weeks actually
Can I be an Umatuber now
>>5392294972* mile grandparent, 2* turf grandparent, I want as many shots at turf s + mile s as I can get
>>539229349actually,might as well post it.Damn,if i had one more day i would put her in CM for fun.
Uma attack!
Gotta burn this shirt now
>>539229557The point is to make it harder for you to understand so you only understand you aren't the winner and just keep bidding
The login bonus being 20 carats instead of 30 is a fucking joke, on top of that 3 days are a minuscule amount of monies, sp and fpFucking kikes
>>539229356Same. The moment I found myself actively distinguishing horses from each other, it was over for me >>539229557>understand that verbal onslaught Yeah? That’s just your average dude from kentucky
Building gamblers for cancer meet, am I crazy or is SR dober better if you don't particularly care about wit rainbows?
>75 completed careers still haven’t got a single 3-star blue sparkIt took me almost 350 careers for 5 3-star sparks (and two of them are 9*stam), you will get there anon, eventually
BROS PLEASE TOOT ME
>>539229646>Assuming she's giving it back
>>539229707By these 5s you'll job
>>539229707
>>539229707>gold shipPerish, tootless and alone.
>>539229468>a monthTime moves faster in the west.
>>539229707B R O C K E D
>>539229689mejiro SSR is a true poorfag SSR.
>>539229707I beleeb
>>539229707Give your DaiwaScarlet proper racewear
>>539229740Uggo can have it
>>539228880Hi anon,Other anon suffers from late stage brain degeneration, a condition estimated to affect 142.78% of the human population as calculated by my very advanced algorithm, and is a very correct and accurate percentage. Hope this helps. -Grok
>>539229707Good luck!
>>539229707Blessed licks by Shiraoki-sama.
>>539229468>you have like a month
>>539229752>>539229756>>539229764>>539229779>>539229838>>539229840>>539229878>>539229880>all 3 got late start>whales on both sidesit's over.
>>539229707>RedditshipPraying for your downfall
>>539229856She's taking your v card too
>>539229924kek get fucked tootlet
>>539229707Rocket away anon>>539229924BROCKED
>>539229924
>>539229924Don't worry. I'll get 3rd in A and you'll get 1st in B, that place is filled with retards and fuckups
>>539229924ANON NOOOOOOO
>>539221628yes? what happens next? show me brian being cute
>>539227650swap cm2 with cm3 and that's me, pulling for sky made me wanna try the breeding autism instead
i still have not queued for day 4
I need a wife that says "gokkigenyou"
>>539230007what the fuck wheres this from
Meisho Mambo
mejiro brian
agnes kakyoin
>>539229983>>539230007>>539230008>>539230025>>539230075>>539230084i had 1 more carats try but i guess the game REALLY didn't want me in Agood luck to you all in A
>>539230024,>full of fuck upsIt's true.
>>539230147The...game trailer?https://youtu.be/mjZ_nqn4-LU?si=DJnvPz3Vr4I93Z2U
>>539230140
I can't train Bakushin, I keep staring at her armpits
>>539230306It's alright anon I'm on the same boat as you, also group B, may we win our Group Battles
Why doesn't cygames take a selection of whale lobbies and stream them live on CM finals day? You know, community engagement and all that
>emperor's anguish 3x>migraine i'm sorry, am i playing period simulator?
>>539229468Haha, if only we weren't on a accelerated pace
>>539229621impregnating this womanlet
>>539229056with this much sp including every card giving +4/max hint level skills now
Can you get drunk off Bourbon’s pee?
Am I playing Witcher 3? Why the fuck am I always broke?
What is the pace chaser strategy for CM3 besides not running it? I want to believe that stacking a billion mid-race skills could be enough to get into second place in time for Pasa's unique to be useful . . .
>>539230525they have a private session in the executive boardroom where they watch every race from every anon in these threads and laugh at them as they rig them to fail
>>539230612Borrows and the stars from the 3 daily shops add up
>>539230147the trailer that got 4 important horses pulled out and almost killed the franchise before it was born
Should I just accept that I have to use my Seiun Sky the next CM?I don't think I can make Curren Chan work...
>>539230707I burned through Golshi monies so quickly
>>539230140If you play the JP version you could get one RIGHT NOW
>>539230563I like her body proportions
>>539230007That scene with Rudolf and Oguri actually caused outrage among owners, and they almost pulled away from the project.Early Uma was looked like pure, unfettered ASS.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ry7RUQfi7QUIt's actually miracle what we ended up receiving and it blowing up in Japan (and later in global)
when are they going to accelerate rewards again i am drying up over here
hai haiiiseiun sky deiiisu
>>539226514It's great innit
>>539227668this one is room with Urara activeI will post webm of me overtaking EVERYONE with a white mid-race skill later
Mayano's ult is literally non-functioning
>>539230614pasa is good for this,but you change her position.Gonna need 7 sparks in front + an ispiration for it though. Also seiun inheritablethere are two umas you can possibly borrow for this. Getting groundworks is a bitch633724884426 745727426583
>>539230306Better luck next time, umadacchi!
I am Top Class now niggersYou better watch your tone when talking to me
>>539226243I want Dia to look at my penis like that
>>539230608Why would get drunk from drinking robot oil trainer-san?
>>539230961LLMFAO jogging simulator
>>539230306If it's any consolation, this happened to me in taurus, and I steamrolled B finals.It should be even easier this time because even 1 win from group B qualifies. Anyone who can win 2/5 in group A will probably distance their opposition.
WHY THE FUCK IS THERE NO WAY TO SEARCH VETERAN UMAS BY SKILL NAMEi have 200 of them where the fuck is my groundwork
now what?
Why the fuck is Stego cute
>>539230529>skin outbreak
>>539228706Urara is disabled here so it's just a normal race
>people unironically asking AI It's literally the gaslight machine.
is it 600 stam with or without gold recovery?
>>539231167You have to write it down somewhere once you get it, unfortunately. Make a list.
How do I know if my parent is good enough
>>539231167If it was up your ass you’d know
only taurus platinum title holder are allowed below this post. titlelet need not reply
>>539231038Thanks but I asked about Pace Chasers. I'm well aware that building front runners is absolute cancer.
when you use condoms instead of going raw
>>539231186What is the max follow count?
>>539231337400 stamina with Uma2 lvl 6
>>5392314351000 followers, 55 followingthe boost you buy with friend points only affects your following cap
>>539231457>D mileno thanks
>>539231403>no breastsIf only she had them.
>>539231403Oh yeah? I’ll show you! *creampies Suzuka*
>>539230961It's actually incredible how they turned the game around. I think they were genuinely shocked at the blowback
>>539231370Basically if you still love them despite their very human failings they were good enough.
>>539231370You still go visit them every once in awhile no?
>>539231390Its not too bad, i just gave you good parents to inherit that give you a front half the time.
Does groundwork have to be 3 green skills? Why can't I substitute in a focus or prudent positionin, I'm aware early lead procs too late to matter.
>>539230725>4 important horses pulled outwhich ones from the trailer pulled out?
The team trials put me over 1500 carats so I pulled.I ended up getting all repeats and the star fragments weren't enough to push anyone to 3 stars.I guess it's progress.
>>539231773focus is the only other early skill that procs right out of the gate and it's a wit checkso for groundwork to activate while relying on focus, you'd be relying on two wit checks to pass
>>539231370do they meet your goals and min 150 affinity? only you can decide what effort is worth it.
>>539231797>F2Pchad impulse 10-pullingWhat a sad existence
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty buttsniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt
>>539231527Skill issue
>>539231794King Kamehameha, one of the most prolific sires of moder timesOrfevre, Golshi's brother, triple crown winner and came second in the arc 2 years in a row, now back with a redesignBuena Vista, Special Week's daughter and mother of Daring Tact, now back with a redesignand most importantly Deep Impact, considered the new coming of Jesus before the doping incident
>>539231370Useful skill sparks that you need (like Grounded and green skills for this CM), preferably 3-2*Pink spark that you want, either distance or style, but people prefer distance sparks, as is getting S distance spark is key for building a competitive horse. Turf is universally decent.2* or better useful Blue Spark (Stam or Power, maybe Speed), but you can opt out to ignore them if you have a good deck or desperate enough.Scenario spark, which is URA finale, you really want it, but it's mostly treated as a cherry on top, with shit RNG to get it.Good affinity compatibility with your horse, and also parent/grandparents preferably want to run same G1 races to bruteforce additional affinity.
>>539231858idunno, I want at least 2 green sparks per career plus groundwork. I have 3 groundwork sparks, around 7 green ones.
>>539232263>Grounded
does this game have a designated footslut asking for a friend
>>539231897I need Narita Brian and Biwa Hiyahide to get double circle affinity and I don't think they're coming up as a special banner in the future. I must horse around until I get lucky.
>>539232310Well you'll have to do ace runs and see how much you like your luck. Like Witgod usually suggested rolling for 2 blue and 2-3 desired white and pair that with a guest with 3-4 of desired sparks on the parent
>>539223167This has to be why my 1200/1200 horse sometimes loses to ones with less stats.
>>539231008JPGODsplease explain this phenomenonwhy is No.6 Golshi allowed to put this shit
>>539232346Fuck me sideways, I meant Groundwork.
This is why I fucking despise h*mans
>>539232645
>>539232593>60fpsenjoy your ban charlie>>539232645you as well
fuck man, she's probably going to mcfucking kill herself after this one
>>539232593speed skills bypass pace down mode, that's it
>>539232631Why is she making that face
>>539232745i will impregnate this bird as well
>>539231794>>539232196
>>539232645That was fast...
>>539232593Thats nothing. Feast your eyes on this.https://files.catbox.moe/zf892n.mp4
>>539232461>I need A and B for 150 affinity rather than 149 so I'll impulse pull constantly>I also don't think they'll ever be rerun in the future despite xmas Biwa on Feb 9, the all uma banner on March 11 and Brian's rerun on Aug 8Honestly if you're impatient and want to gamble, I would recommend buying the monthly pack and using daily pulls but you're too much of an inpatient negro to stick to it so you'll end up with a worse gambling addiction and the same credit score as an eastern african.
>>539232631I try to rush her to green affinity during junior year+. Haven't missed her NY year event so far in 10+ runs.
>>539232196>Deep Impact, considered the new coming of Jesus before the doping incidentSeems that it left a lasting impact hehehehe
>>539232645I love tacto so much it's unreal
are there any CM3 spreadsheets?
The only bad thing about gutmaxxing is that the abilities you get from them are shit
>>539232645wao
>>539233040yeah*unspreads sheets*
>>539232860this is just a rumor btw, it only spread because Deep Impact, Orfevre and King Kamehameha weren't part of the main cast anymore, and at the end of S1 spica trainer touches the leg of an uma that looks like Buena Vista, but the scene was never brought up again in S2 or S3
>>539233175>>539233176Spe a super cute!
>>539232620@grok describe the aroma
>>539233131You also miss the sekret speed boost which is apparently as strong as S distance.
Considering the superior physical capabilities of Umamusume compared to humans in-universe, do you think there's an uma wrestling scene?
>>539232994I don't remember making this post.
>>539232928Nah I'm not the impatient type, I guess I just didn't know better. So if I sit on 30,000 carrots I can guarantee a Biwa in February? That's not too far away. Merry ValentineChristmas to me. Maybe Brian will pop out of that horse stampede.
>>539233040https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Jjs91NeghyyjU3zTOQVCoirgOMBsCCKnH9RRB7u-wOc/anons few threads ago were sharing this gaslight doc
If you use goldshit you are carried~
>>539233342>anime invented wrestling moves
>Spe>>cute
>victoria frontier>frontier>front>frontkekshill
>>539232884damn
>>539233176>>539233492
cygenerous saving a huge bomb on the 22thhold faith
Mega cute even!
>>539233676IF I DIE, GOURMAND DIES WITH ME!
>>539233393>So if I sit on 30,000 carrots I can guarantee a Biwa in February? That's not too far away.29k if you have ~500 paid carats when the banner starts (8 day long banner) and stick to daily pulls. Even less if you save tickets, and you should because you've been impulse pulling.
Guys when am I getting her
>>539233862I'll run cap for everything anyways chuddie.
>>539233923just buy star piece from scam shop 30 times bwoit's won't take long bwo
>>539231191im physically incapable of imaging this uma as femaleevery time i see an artwork i just see a boy
The psyops are working, I NEED to impregnate Spechan
>>539233454Yes.Princess carried by Gold Ship toward the victory.
I'm so tired of this, i don't have a single 3 star blue spark and the 1/5 stat pick is absolute bullshit since 2 thirds of my box are just 1/2 star guts and wit.They are fucking rigging this shit. You can see it especially when training, 15% chance to fail is really like 70% if you count and keep track of it.
>>539233921Yeah I'm expecting some tickets from the Gemini cup. I think making 30k carrots in 4 months is reasonable. Sucks I'll miss some cards but I'll get over it.
should i inherit stamina or power for cancer cup?
>>539234059just fap to some kino no tabi doujins that's what fixed me
>>539234167You don't need 3 blue stars, the pink is far more important because you want to high roll S distance, then come skills you need
Golshi game.
>tissues 3 runs in a row
>>539233272The fact the owners refuse to grant permission definitely isn't a rumor. Whenever people are claiming one thing or another is the specific inciting incident without evidence, I take that as probably bullshit, but I don't really doubt making yuribait out of legendary stallions is the reason some owners refuse
>>539233994As in peak?
all the food Oguri eats goes to her brain to smooth it out for low drag
>>539234396as in hills
>>539234059skill issue
>watch s1>Gold Ship gets obvious special treatmentUhh is the Spica trainer playing favorites? Why does everyone else have to train properly while Gold Ship gets to fuck around?
Mile S is so fucking hard to get bros
>Golden inspo
>>539234228stamina parents if you use power cardspower parents if you don't
>>539234484Cypress Hills?
>>539234509every toreina has a main oshi
>>539233176I want Spe to spread my cheeks and rim me
>>539233417thanks groi shall be informed (no gaslight)
>>539234509Golshi was the first member of Spica in the anime.
>>539234623alright thats fucking it, rudolf! you're gonna get the shit fucked right out of you tonight!
>>539234509golshi literally saved his club from disbanding
>>539234601what cards and parents are you using?
>Goldshi team>Goldshi anime>Goldshi gacha>Goldshi franchise>Goldshi worldHow often do I need to repeat it?
>>539234509It's all about presentation.
>>539234729This guide should help as well.
>3% Under the Weather into a Practice Poor that removed Practice PerfectGuess it's a parent run
>>539235029I'll call it Golshi game if she wins a sprint CM
>>539235070
why did teio not get put down the 3 times her leg got broken? or rather why do some horses get put down when that happens but others dont?
>>539234509golshi is the mascot of the franchise bro
alright my CM2 team is finalizednow we waityou better not match me with triple frontrunner whale, cygames
>>539234509Because he knows she's not going to listen and it would be counterproductive even if she did. Just letting her do what she wants tends to produce the best results for her and trying to force her to focus would just kill her enthusiasm.
>>539235070>need to be ambidextrous and good for spring and summernaruhodo
The odds of getting mile spark is 10%Odds of getting summer runner AND left handed is 6.25%!Now imagine how likely it's to get all three
chiyono o
>two borrows>two useless 3* long 1* blue groundworkscan we get the triple
>>539235443
how much stats does the entirety of ura races and reporter/director/ending give?
post something cute
>>539235414>The odds of getting mile spark is 10%You have 10 A-rank aptitudes?
Stay sexy
Xmas Biwa when?Mecha Biwa when?
>>5392354091 isn't a prime number, anon
>>539235541No, why?
>>539235580>how to ruin a joke
When are we getting a dirt favored CM?
>>539235521depends on your race bonus for the first part. director gives +15 to all stats and 50 skill points for max bond
>>539235530hard to imagine such a cutie turns into an absolutely diabolical rapist who uses her family's connections to entrap innocent trainers
Wiggling my cock in Seiyun’s face like a worm to a fish
>>539235264Your Golshi better be cracked because the other 2 will probably be irrelevant.
>>539234995Focused on turf sparks on parents, and hoped that they had groundwork. red stars are turf, teal ones are mile. total of like 9 groundwork total, 2+2+3 on el condor pasa and 2 on suzuka Brought Oguri as a stat stick and insurance combo in case I didn't get groundwork spark (I did get the spark in this run but it is what it is)
>>539235521ura races depends on the race bonus stat of your umas, I think base is +13 all and +50SP for quarters, +75SP for semis and +100SP for finalsreporter is +10SP below orange, +3 all stats +20SP at orange, +5 all stats +30SP at maxdirector is +10 all stats +30SP below max, +15 all stats +50SP at max
>>539235530Buff niggas
>>539235681CM 10
>>539235070good guide!
>>539235785>Full MLB deckIt's that easy.
>>539235070awful guide!
>>539235681sprint and dirt CMs don't come until second year, and dirt CM is medium instead of mile
>>539235746I have a 1200/1000/700 Spe with S distance and she's largely irrelevant too
this horse, this fucking horse actually carried me up to the finals. when I built her, I never imagined she would win with those stats.
>>539235541then how are you getting 10% odds?
Wish I could keep this stat spread through URA.
mackween
>>539235070ok guide!
>>539235786thanks, so if I'm counting this right it's a minimum of 38 on each stats with +5 trainee ending, assuming max bonds
>>539235853only one SSR MLB, yeah it's achievable natty
>>539235070>Summer Runner, Sunny DaysAnon the race is in Winter...
>>539235070i feel neutral about this guide.
>>539236024Reroiding isn't natty.
They let dogs on the turf?
Do we have to wait another 24 hours while the rig the finals against me
>>539235070how do I unlock race B bros? is it the finals?
>>539236017wait I forgot to multiply the races by 3, so it's 64 on each stat
>>539236017oh yea there's trainee ending as wellbut take note of how many stats you get during quarters and semis because that's variable by 1 or 2 due to race bonusalso if you have tazuna she gives +6 all stats at MLB at end of career if you complete all her events
>>539235879bro?
>>539235882you the key targets and high power and have high wit meaning a lot less chance of beefing
i am watching hags that pretend to be japanese horse girls professionally pretend to be horse girls streaming in a language i don't understand playing a game i have no interest in whatsoever
>>539236147yes!
>>539235070OC ITT in the year of our lord 2k25? Nice anon, putting in the proper work.
bros can we all agree to use this skill in next cm?
>>539236170sure, but remember you also get three training opportunities during ura finale
>>539235746S Longlet AND Spurtlet evenbut I remain Hopeful
>>539235070>Flat (Suzuka)>Bumps (Creek)O I am laffing
I don't need 800 wit, i'll just get lucky with 400 :)
>>539236220got confused with virgo cup lol, that one is dirt medium
the day of chiyono supremacy is nigh
>>539235191Because it depends on what type of fracture it was, most horses get really bad fractures and will never recover but if the vet thinks it's not that bad then they won't get put down. These are really expensive horses, putting them down is the last thing they will suggest. Teio was just lucky his legs were not that fucked up, 3 times.
>>539236292Well... if they are all that cute...
>>539235785what blue sparks did everyone have?
>>539236327>get it as skill hint from daotaku>oh that's cool, let me check the conditions>4+ people have to use itIt's ass
>>539236408bro...
>>539236353yeah, I'm just trying to make sure I don't overshoot the stam/guts and put the stats elsewhere
>>539235530
>>539236167Drop to Group B
>>539235070good to know i can use my gentildonna
>>539236147
>>539236162Why doesn't she open her mouth
>>53923578613 isn't base, it's just the average. I've had 12 and even 11 decks. Not sure, but I assume 10 is base.
>>539236594you just know
Your umawife is in the top 10 right?
post cute boys
I was told a few threads back that the right one was no good because >lol no groundwork >lol no fishingManaged to train up the left one nowIs it better?Or still glue and I need to go back to the Suzuka mines for 50 more careers because>lol no wit?
>>539236498hhmmmm bro just use gametora
>>539236675I can't read moon runes anon.
>>539235070Kino. Utter kino.
>>539236617what are the skill points based on then? skill point bonus? because I think I get an even +50 +75 +100 on +13 stats
chiyo chiyo chiyo chiyono O
>>539236668>>539236594taikisisters......
>>539236750
>>539236724I was just fucking with you
>>539235882Same. My team did really well, considering their subpar stats. Making a backup McQueen ace on day 2 was the best decision I did. I was worried that I wouldn't make it to A finals.
I don't get how End runners are dabbing all over every other type even with equal stats.
>>539236721You got right and left more mixed up than someone trying to blame the latest shooting on RWersGood enough for getting you to A finals probably assuming there's 2 other frontrunners
>>539236721lol no wit
>>539236721I mixed up left and right because I'm stupidIf you aren't, then you probably got that anywaysLeft is old, right is newEvaluation onegai
>>539236462on my seiun it's 2 stam 3 pow 3 spdThis is the borrow
>>539236758I assume race bonus
Why is Blockushin good again? can she block literally everyone else in the room? what if I bring 3 front Aces, can she block all of them? I don't get how that strat works
>>539236280I'm watching videos on future scenarios and drama so that I can talk about them in these threads as if I was there.
Ryan is lowkey the sexiest Mejiro
>perfectly match out my stats so that I'll have 1100/1200 after URA finale>Mayano with 1k speed and 1100 stamina fails the URA qualifiers 3 timesWhat the FUCK? THERE WAS NO BROCKING. SHE JUST SLOWED DOWN AND LOST.
>>539236756why's teio drawn with a vacant expression so often? isn't she the life of the party?
umas for this feel?
>>539237185Slightly gay post but someone has to find those types of women attractive
>>539235191Teio had hairline bone fractures, it's completely recoverable and the only reason it jeopardized her career is because horseracing careers are so short and it's an injury prone to relapse (which also happened to Teio). She didn't snap her whole shit the way Suzuka and Rice did.
>>539237112it's called blockushin because it steals the seiun ult proc before immediately dying. it doesn't actually physically block anyone, it just prevents your opponents from activating an ability that gives them a very high likelihood of winning
I spend maybe 15 runs on these dogass horses and made it to the finals quite comfortably with several 5-0's :)
>>539237185That is a very low key indeed. So low, in fact, that only elephants and whales can hear it.
>>539237231I've had trouble clearing with Mayano too. There's something wrong with that horse.
Why is blockushin allowed to exist? It's supposed to be front runners' turn?? I had already put in hundreds of hours grinding groundwork and spent hundreds of dollars on Seiun Sky and people are using the 1* dumb horse to negate an entire meta? Cygames do something!
>>539236675No clue what that's about but>Pokke mentionedWe stay winning.
>>539227825You're a terrible human.
828166935825
>>539237297>No dazzling disorientation for the late race air groove nuke
>>539237348It's not RNG. Cygames specifically nerfs some runs to make people waste borrows. That's just a fucking fact.
>>539237231>>539237348Did you remember to get her in the mood first?
>>539237185I can understand not liking her hair or casual outfit, but some posters go too far...
if you fall for useless gook strategies like Bakushin blocker you deserve to lose btw
>>539237296Got it, but then she will let the Suzukas and Daiwas activate their ult more easily no?
>>539237231What's the power? I've had uma blow finals because they were under power
Can I bring teio to cm3?
>you need to get Mile S>then get 601 Stam and 301 Guts to get speed boost, all the while getting that 1200 Speed and 800+ Power and 600+ Wit>you need to get Groundwork and 3 green skills to get early lead>you then need to get mid speed up skills to maintain lead mid-race>you need to get Angling and Scheming and Victory for Plancha to close out at final spurtI'm sorry I ever complained about Gold Ship.
>>539237231powerlet complaining, works on my machine
>>539237440She had Great mood, she had 11 skills, the wit to proc them (and did) and higher stats that every other uma by a country mile. And I watched her just slow down and let Mejiro Ryan take the lead and lose by 1 length. She did this THREE TIMES.>>539237521620 or something like that. It was an absolute god run with Fast Learner and Charming early and everything. Pure and utter robbery.>>539237574Hang yourself.
>>539236721>358 wit44% chance of not triggering groundwork at race start. Get another green or pump wit.
>>539237371
>>539237279>>539237334Her face is as pretty as McQueen’s and her body is a million times better
>>539237541Everyone warned you it gets worst
>>539237530she has E Mile anon
umamusume fans be like
I didn't make A finals. I don't wanna play anymore.
>>539237530yes
>>539237541umm it's actchully 627 stam 327 guts
like cm2 most people in cm3 will fail to even hit 1200speed 1200 power. im laughing at retards also shilling 600 stam and 300 guts or shilling wit lmao even
>>539237541miss the "run goldship with spurt" days yet?
>>539237297Anon, how did your debuff slave groove manage to podium finish in a race with D long and those stats?Fuck kinda lobbies are ya'll getting???
>>539237530You can bring any 3 veterans so long as they aren't a duplicate trainee
>>539237112She runs erratically around the course, keeping all horses from proceeding safely. She'll be disqualified for endangering behavior but you told her to take that dive because Kobra Kai always wins.Seriously though, blocking any uma is only an ancillary benefit. The main point is to steal first place long enough to get out of Seiun Sky's ult window so none of the the other fronts can get it, then she can die with her duty fulfilled.
>>539237657UGHHHHHHHH I WANT THIS OLD SINGLE DAD LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE
>>539237506maybeit's a strat designed to fuck over one particular skill build so it's hard to say what effect it would have against any other position or build. at best it won't affect anything, at worst it might fuck you over
>>539237541and that's just for now btw, and front runners only get more demanding later onyou should all be glad all niges die when Kita comes out playable
you can't just keep posting stego's small and tiny old man body over and over again....
I need some help anons, I have 3 tickets for cancer cup, should I use them all or hoard them?
>>539237754>check out this guy's livestream>he plasters "I'VE BEEN TRYHARDING IN JP DON'T HAVE TIME FOR GLOBAL XD" on his stream>some troll in his chat starts going "Bro what happened to Taurus? Did you win bro? 90% win rate???">he puts it in subscribers only modeWhy the fuck is he such a little bitch? All he needs to state is it comes down to RNG in the final race and laugh along with his loss and he would be fine.
>>539238031Damn, they already scalpin' cancer tickets?
the best way to enjoy this game is to bot it
>>539237541>Angling and Scheming and Victory for PlanchaEasy with parents>Mile SLike every other CM>Groundwork and 3 Greens Everyone who even looked at the thread has known this was going to happen for months>Stat checksYou were gonna have that much stam anyway and the wit is a basic requirement for mile, pressing guts a few times wont make or break the run
>>539221663oguri doesn't have weight problems>>539221931they raced exactly once, and it's as >>539222731 said, though there's no actual bait in that episode>>539222292they're not even roommates, actually
>>539237775At some point people will stop whipping themselves into a frenzy with spreadsheets and youtube grifters. I'm thinking maybe a couple more CMs of losing to average horses will do the trick?
>>539238031Resell them on the black market
>>539238031tickets are for current CM only
>>539238131>The best way to enjoy this game is to not play it
>>5392374762 b q h f a m 4chan isn't exactly known for being... very straight, especially /v/ boards.
>>539237541Frontrunners can only win if they are loaded to the brim with skills and can constantly pop them at all times during early and mid race. Unless they're running a whale deck they can only meet either stats or skills requirements, not both. Gonna be laughing when they get overtaken by lates on the last leg with their pathetic multipliers
which supports give green skills for cm3?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOyY8Tzya8k
>>539237998I thought Kita was a n*ge too.
>>539238243A strange game. The only winning ticket is not to play.
man i love being in B tier.
>>539238312Yes all 3 kitas are nigers
>>539237506>SuzukaWho cares>DaiwaShe is the counter to the front runner counter, yes
>>539238312she is, but all her versions are so strong she kills the entire competition other than Katsuragi Ace in mid and long races
>>539237819Listen sometimes trying one's best is enough
>>539237541Technically you don't need pasa's ult, whoever procs seiuns wins anyways.
>>539238456hate sex with doberthat's all
>Cooldown procs out of the game>Go-Home specialist procs seconds later>Rushed>Anchors aweigh doesn't procMan I love this game.
>>539238409so it's true that n*gers never die and we should all uninstall if we don't get groundwork within the next 5 runs.
>>539238031Today is last day, use them. For the next CM the old tickets are not valid, they wipe them out for everyone.
Is Hishi Amazon any good?
>>539237541come home to the gamba gang anon. we have vodka
>>539238580Thanks! I am doing my races now
>>539236758I never payed attention to skill points
>>539238612No but she is hot and that's all that matters
>>539238295>they removed RAMMINGshit change
>>539238456Bright is the softest
>>539236719
>>539238612She's good at certain things.
>>539236758They're affected by race bonus as well. I've seen runs when the race bonus isn't enough to bump the stats to +14 but the skill points go up to +52
>>539238439I hate fronts but I might make an exception for the one true BIG NIGER Ace if the game is still alive by then.
Dio won.
>>539238456Ardan wife
>>539238826>>539236719
C-christmas oguri is not a front runner, right? I'm saving up for her...
>>539238720Oguri is hot and good.
>>539238920That's still 80%+ WR, it's great
>>539238662Kraft LOVE
>>539238937she's pace bro
>>539239006>from incest to ntr and cheatinguhhhhhhhhhh okay
>>539238456PURE sex appeal
It's really fascinating how the youtube grift cycle is the same for EVERY single online game>hype up game>slowly turn to shitting on it>hype it up some more when an update or something happens>back to shitting on it
>>539239403Why are you wasting your time on jewtube clickbait?
>>539239403He's right tho.Gemini cup is awful
So let me get this straight, not only am I supposed to proc groundwork and Mile S from inspirations but also 3 green skills?
>>539239608You're supposed to have fun :)
>>539239608You can get your greens from hints as well, and Oguri Cap SSR is a decent power card that might give you groundwork.
>>539239608have fun nibba HAVE FUN
>>539239403Unwarranted levels of hype and unmerited senses of betrayal are the most powerful emotions known to mankind.
>>539239608Multiplied by 3
>>539239608Yes get to it anon.CHOP CHOP
>>539239403>sort by oldest>gookslop and hoyoslopobviously, retards like this dude hate every game they touch because they do nothing but metafag and make bait videos, it's the cycle of every western gacha youtuber
>>539238456Mcqueen has the shortest skirts btw
>>539239226mob A: trainers get to fuck that? damn
>>539239403gemini sucks tho, is just front and golshi cup with whale statsgood thing in cancer cup we can see a more variety
lol stop being fags and think you can have a shot vs whales. trying to min max without the cards is a pointless endeavor. The entire gameplay loop is botting the game then wanking to uma porn thats it. and occasionally kikegames will release some cool anime.Its just like any other hoyoslop you play the game abit on every anniversary and wank to porn.
>>539239608Don't forget THH and a at least 4-5 skills that can proc it. All so you can get angling and scheming so you'll want that too obviously.
>>539239403by the looks of the video it's about everyone using the same shit? taurus was the same except for the first day
>>539239403
>>539239912Eh I'm not wasting days doing it, as long as I get a semi-decent team that get can get to group B that's enough for the rest of the cmThe rest is me collecting onsen tickets of my umas
>>539239403Every single thing online has to be the next coming of Christ or literally the end of the world. There is no inbetween possible if maximum algorithmic engagement is to be maintained at all times.
uma for this feel? you know which one
>>539240012I only made it through a couple minutes, I think he played meta and did not like how easily he won or something
>>539235070>Upmountain>Suggested directionI am so glad I went back to read your guide. Going to torch everyone following it.
All these white sparks, and bitch chose not to spark the most important one, groundwork. It's technically still usable since the seiun has 3 star gw, and she got 2* turf.
>>539239912>wank to pornI don't find any of the umas erotic or sexy, they're all too dorky
>>539240167Aoi
>>539240176Don't play meta then
Teio!?https://x.com/minitwochainz/status/1967640993685180501
>>539239886This is accurate. Ever notice the people who hate this game are always the F2P and complain about anything that is not CN being greedy? Chances are they are not paying users.
I can't believe the grabble uma collab was 3 years ago
>actually wins on most optional miles G1 to increase affinity as people say and passing URA stat check>get decent spark and excited to use the legacy on recommended uma >not double circleWhat am I doing wrong...? The legacy calculator said Mayono is the top legacy for Suzuka, same with Fuku
>plays pvp game>seethes about meta, metafags and the pvpwhy not play some hoyoslop then masturbate over how you're so casual in there instead? uma pvp just intensifies since we get MORE pvp modes in the future like LoH
>>539237310>no tits>no hips>no asshow can anyone be attracted with a body like that? isn't she even flatter than dream journey?
>>539236313Most of the effort was in making a (rough) copy of the official Cancer Cup logo, as I couldn't find an English version online. Here it is if anyone wants to use it.
Since I have this thing, is it worth using it for the Groundwork hint?
>>539240493What's wrong with Loli's?
>>539235070>live fire zone
>>539240425rerun never everever
>>539240298Was expecting worse answers, not for the very first reply to be on point.
>>539240534>reverse engineering the crabI'm telling cygames
>>539240453right now G1's only give 1 point, it will get changed to 3 points at some uh point
>>539240453Are you just plugging in the one parent? You know you have to have both parents selected to get double circle, right?>uma tech support be like
>>539240604trannies and homos hate young girls
>>539240360Just post the image anon
>>539237185Dude. No.No.
>>539240360what the
>>539240548Not really because your stats will suck ass. It's better to get Groundwork from inspiration. This is the same shit that everyone was saying about Spurt. If you get it and 3+ greens you are good but it's so hard to get that and Mile S that you might as well just make a decent Uma and if the stars align you win.
>>539240453Your parents and grandparents need to win the same races as each other, the races the trainee has to run don't matter.
>>539240670Please no, I'll do anything. I'll even go so far as buying another 2500 carat pack.
>>539240167Is that the sensei from Amagami?
>>539240737me in the bot
>>539240604It's not like lolis aren't allowed to have some meat bwo
>>539240696I notice that a lot.
>Open youtube>uma/horse videos cause the algorithm to recommend THE 90% WINRATE PVPER (now 89%)>Go to click the "don't recommend this video">Mouse hovers over the video for 2 frames>Assaulted by his mystery meat SEA mugshotThe East (excluding Japan obviously) should be completely excluded from OUR internet
>>539240534Based high quality poster.
>>539240789Falco gets 2 greens by default for the next CM, so that + left handed or Standard Distance is enough for me. The problem is that I actually have trouble getting to 1200 speed with only 3 speed cards.
>>539240737
Can't wait to shit on every gookushin blocker with my majestic eru front runner
Kinda weird to see an uma that has zero present in the global server yet but still posted by english official
>>539240908and you're allowed to have some brain but it seems you replaced all your gray matter with fecal matter
>>539240737This is how trainers get raped btw
Farming for +5 sparks in 2 weeks fucking sucks bwos
>>539240318Imagine how expensive it is to feed four uma.
>>539240912I notice that vocal lolicons usually come from Latin America and Southeast Asia
>>539240737the saliva trails are the hottest detail imo
>>539235070I've seen several guides like these and the fact that several anons actually took hours out of their life to make an infograph filled with misinfo just for a couple (You)'s blows my mind
>>539240548if you want natty groundwork may as well just borrow oguri ssr and pray
>>539241178I notice a lot of projection coming from those areas as well.
>>539241221But anon, I didn't put any misinformation in that guide.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCauRKzsu3s&list=RDrCauRKzsu3s&start_radio=1Goldship's best part is her VA
>>539240548Use it to farm parents/grandparents. It's not good enough to use on an ace run.
>>539241221>t. Doesn’t know what prime numbers are
>>539240737isn't that a position pretty uncomfortable to fuck?
>>539240150when can we play her career
Early race:FocusWet conditionsSummer runnerLeft handedGroundworkMid race:Ramp upFast pacedShifting GearsUnyielding spiritMile corner / straightFront runner corner / straightTail held highSlipstreamPlaytime's overLate race:Angling and schemingVictoria por planchaThis is the average skills required right?
>>539240871YES
Glad I waited to do my runs.
>>539241473>>539241473>>539241473
>>539241420Yeah, your lower back hurts a lot after that
>>539241487>Early thread>Sloppa OPCan someone make a real one?
Season 2 was the best one
>>539241517Should a knight really be fantasizing about sheathing her king's sword so blatantly?
>>539222789I like it when they are well defined, something at that level
>>539223052i also want to see so someone send the linkpls
>>539223503anon the 3 star requires 150starpieces to unlock
>>539226591every moment "the place where wishes come true" started i was already start crying because i always expected so much and received what i expected
>>539226346give me one more copy so i can complete mine too
>>539227971she can kill me and dump my corpse on a side road
>>539236773source?
>>539238456i need the old hag