Grim Edition>News09/09/2025: Kaytoted BTFO'd by C&D, Ascension took over Epoch.30/08/2025 : Blizzard is taking legal action against Turtle. This doesn't stop the server, but it may impact some individuals working for Turtle under US jurisdiction ( https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.cacd.985127/gov.uscourts.cacd.985127.1.0.pdf )17/08/2025 : Turtle's new realm Ambershire is out along Epoch's Kezan, Gurubashi and Menethil!>Released Servers ranked by current global popularityTurtle WoW - https://turtle-wow.org (Vanilla+)Project Epoch - https://www.project-epoch.net/ (Vanilla+)Warmane - https://www.warmane.com/ (TBC, WOTLK, MoP)Ascension - https://ascension.gg/en (Classless, Reborn Classic+, Custom Classes/CoA, Epoch)Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (MoP, pre-patch and WoD areas in near future)Mistblade 3 (Sheilun) - https://stormforge.gg/en (MOP Progressive)Chromiecraft - https://www.chromiecraft.com/en/ (PVE, progressive)Netherwing - https://stormforge.gg/en (TBC Progressive)>GuildsTo join a guild, type /who g-"Guild Name" to see who's online, and whisper anyone for an invite once you're above level 5.<Evil> - Turtle WoW, Ambershire realm, crossfaction, /wpsg/'s guild<Branded> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire realm, crossfaction, /heals/'s guild (ERP) >>>/trash/heals<Full Moon Company> - Turtle WoW, Nordanaar realm, crossfaction<Totally Nice Dudes> - Bronzebeard+, Ascension, whisper Kott>TurtleAll Turtle addons (copy & paste github links on the launcher) - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/AddonsMisc - https://database.turtle-wow.org | https://talents.turtle-wow.org | https://twow.link/classchanges | https://turtle-timer.vercel.app>Mods, Tutorials and /wpsg/ Creationshttps://pastebin.com/4Awe3bxX>Previous Thread>>539036562
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>>539225729I think I'm watching too many political outrage videos. I saw "progressive" and laughed and thought about leftist college kids being smug and brown.Anyways is Elemental Shaman fun? I have never seen a single Elemental in the wild, everyone just melees.
I'm not joining evil or branded
>>539226297I need a girlfriend like that
>>539226297
How's offspec War tanking in Turtle (levelling only ofc)Arms should do fine right?
>>539227261A rule for redditfagsReal generals make new threads the second their post count reaches 750.
>CoA was supposed to get a big announcement in August>Supposed to release Q3 2025 definitely after 3 delays>It's going to get delayed again probably till next year because of EpochI just wanna play my Tinker and commit war crimes is that too much to ask
>>539228286Epoch is their backburner server they don't give a shit about it anymore, all of their focus is on BBC+ for the next month to launch it soon
>>539225729on turtlewow paladins are #1 at damage, #1 at healing, and tied as #1 tanks
>>539228687Ret is nowhere near #1 damage and you don't want more than one though, this is the highest ranked one in 1.18
>>539228885in the average raid ret paladin can easily be #1
>>539228940Yes if you play with dogshit players any spec can be #1 but you can't call them #1 at damage when they're objectively middle of the pack compared to the real top specs
Warrior needs a healer specMake it happen
>>539229027the point is that you can play a paladin and top the dps meters, top the healing meters, top the threat meter, and top gay men easily when playing with average playersno one cares about your turbo nerd shit
>>539229235>Ret is #1 damage>shows proof that they aren't>actually the numbers don't matter, in my heart ret is #1 dps and brokenYeah if you raid with drunk Brazilians sure you can top the meters.
>>539229415Some people have the wrong idea that retri is top DPS because SP paladin with full consumables (you don't want to do this) was top DPSing patchy. It has since been nerfed.
Priest needs a tanking specMake it happen
who /self sufficient/ here
>>539229415#1 damage means #1 damage in your raidand we both agreed thats true so dont know what youre getting mad about nerd
>>539230518Anything can be #1 with that logic
>>539228286coa isn't launching as long as people are buying beta access
>>539222820>pallies are by far the best tanktheyre certainly the most well rounded and work in any situation. yeah, bears are threat monsters for bosses but they still have weaknesses in other areas. paladin tank doesnt really have a weakness i can think of besides not being very mobile which rarely impacts their ability to do their job as tanks
>>539230712yeah but paladin can be #1 at everything
>>539226110oom
>>539231912Pally kind of sucks when the enemy can silence or mana burn which is quite a few in naxx and es. I can think of 3 bosses in naxx where our prot pally cant tank and he has to main tank for patchwerk because hes the only tank that can die to hateful strikes. Prot pallys threat is also dependant on getting hit
Paladins are #1 at damage.
>>539235771dont see any reason why all raid slots shouldnt be paladins at this point
>>539235771>614 is top dpsis this from your dad guilds MC?
>>539226928Yeah, you’ll be fine. In fact, you can both top both the threat and DPS meters with sweeping strikes + whirlwind - provided your healer is decent enough to keep up.You’ll only start to run into survivability issues in the harder endgame dungeons.
alliance is so fucking DOGSHIT there should be a case study for this
>>539239545It's from one of <Full Moon Company>'s naxx attempt.
>>539232539yeah but then so can druid>>539231912at the absolute top end of gear Pala sucks for ST threat, it can still work because Rogues have vanish and Arcane mages have inbuilt 40% reduction because turdle favoritism, but high threat DPS can absolutely be cucked by having a Pally MT
>>539235771bur the brown woyer ESLs seething and coping and dilating over this postbased sunethrill
>>539235771Elaynna and Torzag had about 850 dps in one of their Naxx runs... just saying.
>>539240716>attemptlol
>>539235771Where's Jib?
>>539241115Is that a big number or a small number?
>>539242170Very small, it's why /wpsg/ never cleared Naxx
>DO CHORES FOR US OR WE'LL BLOCK YOUR PROGRESS
>>539242550I'm exalted on my lvl 1 lunatic character with them.
>>539242550I would just facetank the tunnel and win.
>Epoch died before I could find a transgirl to rape me and call me a faggot bitchI guess it's time to try out Turtle...
>>539242550its a decent exp grinding spot since you have rested anyway, so get your rep up nigga and get that respect from those furlbolg niggas
WHY DO I HAVE TO FIGHT FOR SPAWNS IN FUCKING FELWOODNO ONE GOES THERE
>>539243564theres 5000+ turdworlders online right now ruining every spot you want to grind at
YATATATATATATAYATATATATTATATATATATATATAAAAAYOUR SEARING SHOT CRITS FOR 2024!YATATATTATATATATTATATATTATATAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAA
>>539241115>>539242170Anything sub 1000 is pathetic. Wow is a solved game. This isn’t 2004, you have no excuses anymore.
>>539245251Sis I just started playing for the first time three weeks agoStop being sweaty and weird
>Anything sub 1000 is pathetic. Wow is a solved game. This isn’t 2004, you have no excuses anymore.
>>539246365Post your sub 1 hour naxx log.
>>539246572post your weight and girlfriend status
>>539246990160 KHHV
>>539247296respectable, but ive never been in possession of a raid log at any point so i cant post anything
>>539246990Fat with a dumb zoomer girlfriend.
>You must wait 10 seconds before sending another messageWhat the fuck is causing this?
>>539247751TurtleRP
She looks like she fucks human women
>>539247896she shoves that glowing yellow dildo up her ass on her onlyfans and has a blown out ass
271 sleepies until official Blizzard Classic+!
Remember Aoi?
>>539250928Who?
Remember Jib?
>>539252969Where?
>>539250928It's funny how once he stopped playing all the selfposting about how nice he was stopped.
>>539254759Aoi is a jerk and a narcissist
>>539255469He really was, I don't know he got away with the whole OF shit. Insane psychotic behavior, even having the idea to do that is super weird.
catfishing a dadgamer guild is funny thoughbeit
Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong door, the alliance flight path is two blocks down.
What does this say? I pasted it into google translate and it says something like "I'll wait in the morning.We'll go to st."
Tier 0.5 questl line full cost on current Ambershire auction house:To upgrade wrists: 20gTo upgrade belt & gloves: 80g+88g of materialsTo upgrade shoulders, boots & pants: 486g of materialsTo upgrade chest & head: 120g + 43g of materialsTotal cost: 837g
>>539225729how important is timbermaw hold rep on this server? should i be grinding it in my 50s?
Do we have a guild on Ambershire yet?
>>539256160it says exactly what google translate is telling you
>>539257076Both Evil and Branded are active, Ambershire is a new golden age
>>539257076>he didn't get the invitenonny...
>>539257076<branded> is the official guild and <evil> is a containment guild for the unironic chuds
>>539257076<evil> is the official guild and <branded> is a containment guild for the unironic trannies
>>539258194
>>539256590Versus just going out and getting T1. No wonder no one did those quests.
>>539258740Tier 0.5 is the only content Epoch players have for end game until MC comes out in November
can i get a qrd on all the fmc trannies so i can avoid them when they migrate to ambershire and use the same nick
>>539259714They are learning. They are using different nicks now.
>>539247896Lezzes out with human archmages, specifically.
Which <Evil> tranny has the biggest cock? I want to be caged by her...
>>539256160was it from shenna
>>539260635there's one but she already owns a tauren
>>539256590This confirms to me there are 100% gold buyers in amberSaw a brazilian with full set, charger mount, and all boes for rest of gearThe retard didnt even know how to use seals, didnt do one judgement the entire run, ran out of mana multiple times despite being just a dungeon
>>539262230>there are gold buyers on a WoW serverwtf really???
>>539262306B-but Shenna told me personally that gold buying was bannedWhy would they lie anon
>>539256590damn, theyre all so ugly
>>539259714fmc split into 2 groupsthe good half went to evilthe bad half went to branded
>>539262715That's why they're great.
Could you please sign up for MC?
Evil jerk off before raiding, Branded jerk off during raiding, that's why they'll never clear MC
>>539263896Of the people who signed up, I only know Fuutank and this nigga left the guild.
Whe my hardcore slow and steady exhaustion high elf paladin reaches 60 I want to join a guild just for helves.
>>539266628You will join branded and get raped like the other elves.
Put Proudmoore on the OP
>>539263896jesus christ this is depressing, i wish i didnt look at it
>>539255675>I don't know he got away with the whole OF shit.It was funny as fuck that Fish and Indii both fell for it. Everyone else didn't give a fuck because they aren't that retarded.
the mesmerising, enchanting world and lore building of Twow
>>539263508Most of Branded wasn't in FMC outside a couple exceptions.
>>539269251Though you seem to know a lot about both FMC and Branded
>>539269602>outside a couple exceptions
>>539269251Telol, Elaynna, Asalys, Elicia, Daddyxissues, Zaptuah, Eliora, Torzag, Socks, Seilie...I have only confirmed around half of them, but I wouldn't be surprised to see all of them in it.
There is nothing that pisses me off more than when I try to make a group for an elite quest and I get whispers from people 5 levels below the recommended level for it. You are not going to be of any help in Stonewatch Keep at lvl20, you giant faggot.
>>539271797I mostly have the opposite experience where vastly overleveled people want to do dungeons and elite quests they could probably solo soon, meanwhile they reduce mob exp to almost nothing
>>539272019Me calling for help every day with a multi part quest Elite until I level up enough to solo it
>one month later>turtletrannies still existing with impunity actiblizzbros.....we're powerless.....
>>539271248>Telol, Asalys, Elicia, Zaptuah, TorzagThey're all in Evil.>SeilieI don't remember this person.>Daddyxissues, Eliora, SocksThey don't play on Ambershire.>SeilieNever talked to this person so I'm not sure.>ElaynnaHas alts in both Evil and Branded but their main is in neither guild.
>>539269251How could you even know that, you freakbitch?
>>539274507It's pretty obvious if you aren't autistic who's who.
>>539271248I can confirm 6 from that list, though some might be alts since they're quite low level.
>>539274740So confirm them. Show your proof.
>>539271248If you were actually friendly with any of these anons you'd know this isn't true. It's as easy as just talking to people.
>>539274542Who am I?
>>539275039A faggot.
Why is Evil still talking about FMC?
>TelolHas a character in <Branded>.>ElaynnaI'm unsure if it's her, but I do suspect someone.>Asalys, EliciaI don't think they are in <Branded>.>DaddyxissuesI believe she is in <Branded>.>ZaptuahI'm unsure, but I suspect one of those low-level characters might be him.>ElioraI believe she is in <Branded>.>TorzagI'm unsure. I'm hesitating between two characters, one in <Branded> and one in another guild.>SocksI don't know. I suspected someone at some point, but I'm not sure if that's really him.>SeilieShe obviously is in <Branded>. It's almost the same character.
>I don’t know>I’m not sure>I think>I believe>I have faith
>>539271248I'm not though
>>539271248You forgot about Ellinna.
>>539271248Seilie and Telol yes.Elaynna refuses to join anon guilds.Everyone else no.Most of Branded is from XIV. For some this is their first time playing WoW.
>>539276209>Elaynna refuses to join anon guilds.Elaynna had a lot of characters in multiple guilds on Nordanaar. I heavily suspect one of the low-level characters is her. But yeah, her main is neither in <Evil> nor <Branded>.>Everyone else no.I doubt Zaptuah would not be in it. He is a frequent /heals/ poster. Same with Eliora, who used to be quite active on /heals/, and there's someone who is quite similar to her. I'm not sure how much you interacted with Daddyxissues, but there's someone extremely similar. I doubt it's someone else.>Most of Branded is from XIVA lot of /heals/ members who were in FMC were from XIV or at least played it, like Zaptuah, Eliora, Socks, Fairbreeze, and probably others I forgot or don't know about.
>>539275292>using everyone prefered pronounsdo FMCbabs really?
>30 year old neets are so bored they're gossiping over which tranny is who on what level 40 characterDo you nigs actually play the game or only talk about Discord
>>539277235It's possible Elaynna has alts in Evil and Branded both but they'd be literal whos. Elaynna made at least a couple alts and rejoined FMC but none of them made an impact on the guild.Zaptuah is in Evil. I'll just reveal that. He told me as much and showed me his character. If he has an alt in Branded that would make sesne.Socks, Fairbreeze, Eliora, and Daddyxissues don't have characters on Ambershire. Fairbreeze, Socks, and Daddyxissues don't even play Turtle Wow any more and Eliora is over on Nord.
>>539277519>private server trannies>playing video games
You can literally just talk to these people if you're curious.
>>539278227Everyone knows who Zap is in <Evil>, that's not really a secret.
>>539278594Then say it.
Got a new cape and doing a little fishing. 55% to 46.Did the easy Hinterlands quests. Next I'll either start Dustwallow or grind STV pages.
>>539269151I've noticed multiple grammar errors as well, fucking annoying
>>539263508False, i'm in Evil and plotting the next dividing melty,
>>539242550Thank God BBC+ made rep with these assholes easier and with good rewards
>>539279091F for Weiwei
>>539271248Lie.
OK but who is retiring and who is fish?
>OK but gossip and gossip?Nobody cares.
>>539285349retia^
>>539285349Fish wouldn't give me his name. He is probably gooning with Sune and doesn't want to be bothered.
is there some cheater way to get AV rep because I have already seen multiple people with exalted rewards.
omw to turtle northrend
The more I play Turtle the more I slip into my old habit of watching female POV porn and self inserting as the girl...
>>539279091Nice looking healer anon
>>539286137>cave full of uncontested mithrilI'm moving in.
>>539286673I am prot/ret.
>>539287246For leveling it doesn't matter what you think you are, you are a healer at 60 because paladin is a healer/support class. Hope that helps! :)
>>539287508I'm prot now, and I'll be prot/ret at 60.
>>539287693Haha silly billy, i know you are only joking around. Good luck with your healing journey, I'll be sure to keep an eye out for you when you get to 60! Can always use more healers :)
>>539287750I'm not healing.
>>539288094Paladins need a lot of +int gear, i think there's plenty of cloth options available for you. I suggest building that set now since you are getting closer to 60 :)
>>539288094paladins are healers. you absolutely will be healing.
>>539286137Qrd?
>>539288773There's a custom quest in Darkshore most people miss because it's higher level than the zone. It sends you to a glacier (supposed to be on a boat but bugged out for that anon) and you do some quests on that glacier. It's a cool little secret.
Do I have to pick up Tailoring on my priest for some shitty pre-raid BiS item I'll replace one week into raiding?
>pov: you are a ret chad
>>539290064>pov: you are a ret chud paying for some ugly whore after farming lashers for 12 hours
>>539290229holy gay
>pov: you're a ret chad trying to fight a frost mage
>retcuckadin delusions of grandeurWhat causes this phenomenon?
>pov: you are a ret chad needing on a piece of plate armor
>>539290679what the fuck did I just watch
>>539290961pedos are in to strange things
what being a warrior main in a world of paladins feels like
>>539293963It's interesting being the "minority" on turtle when in vanilla it was just wall to wall warriors. Feels like we're the underdogs against a putrid sea of pink
>>539294493It's still the 2nd most played class...
Why are paladins so popular these days? I remember when hunter was by far the most played class and pally was one of the least. Is it really just LARPing shitskins?
>>539295423>Why are paladins so popularHybrid theory
>>539294758It's tied with hunter which are both half as much played as paladin
>>539295423Devs overtuned them
>>539295506i can't play a class that can't tank or heal
hey cunt, maybe check to see if the troops are upgraded before trying to lecture me on how to play the game.
Paladins have always been popular because they're cool.
Proper /wpsg/ guild when that is not infested with trannies and other degenerate faggots? Well 1 is fine, need the token nigger in guild
>>539296765<evil> has exactly one hood thug
>>539296851>TurtleI said no trannies and other degenerate faggots
>>539296765They call this place 4trans for a reason.
>>539296894then there is none
>Paladins have always been popular because they're cool.
>>539257643Why are there two guilds?Why split up the thread's playerbase?Are you guys stupid?It's not like they're faction locked...
>find a cool, war-torn camp in tirisfal full of alli soldiers and one of the guy gives you a quest>alliance commander in sw tells them to fuck off>bring that back and also get some wolf meati expected more from this
<Evil Brand>
>>539299501>get a quest to go from Alah'Thalas to Western Tirisfal>walk up silverpine to the ramp visible on the map>it's guarded by skulled forsakenHow do allies get there then YOU RETARDS
>sy*lma is forgottenno...
I have 170~ hours played and my hardcore slow and steady exhaustion high elf paladin is 46.It's 4am and I might log back on and start Dustwallow, idk yet. I think I'll get at least like 47 there then I can pretty safely do Tanaris, Eastern Swamp of Sorrow, Western Feralas, and see where that leaves me.
I’ll never forget you, Dogfucker.
is arms even good in pvp? aside from losing MS it seems like fury is straight better, and I don't see any reason why 2h fury wouldn't work either.
>>539301848How many dungeons have you done?
>>539301987Arms pumps big spike damage on command so you burst shit down in PvP. Get a TUF and dominate.
>>539302070>Arms pumps big spike damage on commandcompared to what though, I can barely use MS at all because vanilla rage gen is so low.
>tranny retard still narrating his paladin gameplayNo one gives a shit about you or your progress, take meds you abject loser.
>>539301916Dog stole your girlfriend?
>>539275292imagine knowing who any of these faggots are lmao
>>539289737Tailoring is useful for mooncloth bagsAnd only for mooncloth bags
>>539302274Dogfucker stole my dog.
>>539302427do the professions do anything except engineering?
>>539302463They didn't care about professions at all Not even once in the history of WoWAt best you had cooking actually required to open AQ as part of a frankly ridiculous quest chainAlchemy consumables are "required" I guess, and I know they tune things assuming you have those up
>>539302657I'm saying do professions have any unique bonus or buff, like how in wotlk all the professions have some kind of combat benefit.it seems like in vanilla the only profession that has any application at all in combat is engineering. I guess maybe unique blacksmithing items?
>>539302773NopeNo mechanical benefits at all, that all came later
>>539303473Fuutank looking a bit boney nowadays
>>539301997I did stockades once and SM lib/arm/cath a bunch of times.
>>539271248>>539274187most of those dont even play on amber
>>539303473What's he thinking about?
who's elicia and asalys?
>Got my Dreadsteed What should I save up for now before MC?
>>539242550Just chug a swiftness pot. You only have to go through the tunnel twice. Once for moonglade and the other for winterspring
>>539303473>>539307612i want to see more cool shit like this in the general, not faggy palatroon niggerstrasza blog posting his gay little adventure
>>539308896Can I post my night elf bow priestess or is that gay too?
>>539309106post it and find out
Why do my shift keys not work on turtle? They work fine otherwise.
>Tank Deadmines>Meet three players all friends>First thing they do is kick any dps they don't like>They need on everything>Doesn't matter what kind of gear it is>Ask them for very basic things like buffs, to sap or to drink>They call me egoistical and a dictator>Rogue goes into stealth, sneaks to the target, comes out from stealth and then auto attacks every time>Then runs towards me in a panic>They tell me I write too much and I should "shut the fuck" up>Constantly talk about rape for some reason>Highly suspect they're drunk>We wipe multiple times with our third dps leaving>We went through several players joining and leaving our group>I kept my patience and just rolled with it>Druid healer didn't bring any water>So I bought her 2 stacks of ice cold milk>Armor went red, had to repair it for 30 gold with ress sicknessWhy are Turtle players like this?
>>53930973530 silver*
>>539309735every turtle party I have ever been in has been really chill and they are usually pretty nice
>>539309735Thats just basic Jewish states players. Play peak EU times and you will have fun times.
>>539290961don't worry, they end as friends :)
>>539309735You would have cleared the instance faster and with less hassle if you just bailed out at the third redflag out of 87sure these guys were spergs but like why are you even bothering at this point
>>539271797Same happened to me druid level 15 night elf slut got into our group. Told her she is too low level for Deadmines. Bitched at me and called me a tryhard.
>>539310925We just broke up in the middle of it and they all went offline at the same time.
>Joins /wpsg/ guild>No high school drama, just vibes and helpsling anons>Quietly leaves again after they've had their fill of wow without making a spectacle of their departureName the player
>>539305217A faggot couple.
>>539311583i could name more than 7 but i don't wanna make a spectacle of it
>>539309735Why are YOU like this?
truth nuke=ban+if u insult lgbt+ in turtle wow even in DM to someone=bansolution: islamic MMOngor was right TWOW is just basedboy honeypot
>>539313263>Spam someone's whispers about them being a tranny>be surprised they report you
>>539313062Good man. You passed the trick question!
>>539313263homosexuail changed sss 0 yyyy to basedboy
>>539313263>gank some fag or tag a mob or whatever>some sperg stars spamming whispers calling you tranny>ignore and report>retard gets banned>server improvesAgain, what's the problem there?
>>539313263dumb fkkk retarddpi g
>>539305217I can't tell you my name because i'm in Evil...
Why do people still talk about Elaynna? He is a backstabber, liar, traitor, gossiper and all he ever cared about is playing with your emotions why is /wpsg/ so fucking stupid? Everyone hates him and everyone agreed to ignore him but you're still talking about her!
>>539313263you are brown.
>>539311583That was the vast majority of Full Moon Company. People talked a lot about the dramafags and attention whores in the thread because they were dramafags and attention whores, and it was funny. But most anons just did their thing, were cool, and then left the game after they’d played enough. That’s really all you need to do.And it’s the same for other /wpsg/ guilds. Most anons are cool people. Only a few bad apples are megafaggots.
>>539314179that’s so funny elaynna
>>539314207you are pig
I'm just gonna assume anyone with a name starting with "E" used ChatGPT because that's what it pumps out when it needs to gen a fantasy name.
Im almost level 60What should i do to get good gear as a tank on turtle?
>>539314179Because he is still posting. Like yesterday he tried to have a serious gameplay discussion while posting his AI slops and was completely ignored, was funny.
>>539314803That might've been him we don't know for sure but its still not him as Elaynna, so why still go on about Elaynna?
>>539314179He still posts and he has alts in both Branded and Evil (and FMC).He disappeared for a bit and people stopped talking about him, so he started dramaposting again and digging stuff up from like February of this year. Months old drama. Talking shit about anons who no longer play or read the thread.In fact there’s a good chance you’re Elaynna.
>>539315093He said and proved himself that he was Elaynna some threads ago. He still frequently post about warrior tanking and compare it to how he is healing now.
Instead of talking about tranny drama can you talk about the game with me
>>539315312Yeah. He’s playing a hunter now and was complaining how Survival is “the best” even when it still underperforms MM at the endgame and BM while leveling.
>>539315375Say something interesting about the game and others will.
>>539274187>>539271248>>539278227schizo what the fuck are you talking about
>>539315473Ok go back to talking about your tranny drama again if thats so interesting to you
>>539315473I think it's interesting that there's a neutral Goblin city in Winterspring. I just assumed it was a peaceful neutral zone about healing nature so seeing Goblins be the main faction was surprising.
>>539315203>people stopped talking about himThey didn't they never stopped people keep on mentioning him. during the time he was gone and now again speculating if he has a alt in evil or on branded. Same shit happened with epoch and if he plays on there I even remember ai slop of Elaynna as a undead warrior.>Months old drama. Talking shit about anons who no longer play or read the thread.That's what I'm saying why invite the devil in by mentioning him?
>>539315483Show all the other characters.
>>539315790He came back and kept posting like a month before Epoch was supposed to release. For a bit he planned to play a fem undead paladin. Then he made a helf hunter on Ambershire upon its release. So no he wasn’t away during that time.
I'm terribly slow at levelling in vanilla but still wanna make a bunch of alts for twow.My usual routine is just to go somewhere and quest, is there a better, turtle-specific way to do this?
>>539315483Show Ambershire now.
>>539315982So he didn't disappear he was there. Can anyone confirm he must still talk with some people from fmc right?
FCKN BACK TO PRIMITIVE!!!!
>>539315790It doesn’t matter because he just keeps posting. If you ignore him he just becomes more annoying about his posts until he gets attention.
>>539316021Because being the tent rested boosts x2 XP received through mob killing, the fastest way to level is soulless mob grinding, and after lvl 40 you can do battlegrounds with War Mode activated to speedrun to 60
name a better feelingno, the touch of a woman doesn't count
>>539316289The touch of a woman (male)
>>539316150Its not that he posts that pisses me off but the fact that people are still talking about Elaynna. The ai slop sucks and all his takes are shit just like his tanking but he doesn't even play that character any longer right? Why the obsession?
>>539315483You don't have to interact with the schizo
>>539316415Nah his posts suck.
>>539316415You’re hung up on a name. People just call him Elaynna because that’s the name he’s known as. They aren’t talking about the character but the retard behind the wheel, and they only talk about him because he keeps coming back and trying to sneak into anon guilds under alts.
>>539316267That sucks, man. I guess it's time to barricade myself inside dungeons.
>elaynnaThey're a legit schizo. A couple of you know this story but I told them to stop talking to me after they went around talking shit about me to others, and put them on ignore. Weeks later some low level elf does a walkup roleplay on me, and starts chatting me up. I mention this to another anon and they tell me that's Elaynna's alt. I ask them and they confirm it is them and apologize. Such a fucking weirdo.
>>539316534agree>>539316620If you keep on empowering him like that of course he's going to try to sneak into anon guilds.>>539316805Total nutjob the quicker we get rid of him the better.
>>539314508stupid pig RPstupid pig RPstupid pig RPstupid pig RPstupid pig RP
>>539317075Just stop talking about him if you don’t want to talk about him anon.
Give it to me straight, how packed is sithulus going to be this weekend grinding for a week 1 douse?Saturday afternoon server time to all you!
>>539314796which class are you? if youre a warrior i'd recommend going for your tier 0.5 dungeon set.
>>539317135but look at all of this shit >>539277235>>539276209>>539275292>>539274187
>>539315483>zap is a kezcucktraurig!
>>539317256You can't control others but you can control yourself. So the best thing you can do is not talk about it if that's what you want. If others do just call them fags or ignore it. Replying just fuels the fire.
>>539316805That elf is 60 now.
>>539316805Remember when he made a character named Gerra and tried to make a /wpsg/ guild, then when he got caught tried to turn that guild into a RP guild until he got bored with it and quit?
>>539317782he rejoined fmc on its last days on a hunter called khinza, which he already got outed once on
>>539318128please tell me he got kicked.
>>539317782That guild caused so much drama in the RP community. With their most active players being some blatant ERP characters like Torzag and Carlaneth. And causing drama with other RP guilds, mostly with the scarlet one. Near the end, they were banned from almost all RP events.
>>539315890Why?
How about we just agree to all put Elaynnas characters on ignore and kick them from all anon guilds? Some of you who spend more time with him probably know the way he talks and thinks. We know Khinza and that hunter one right? Then we'll find the one in <evil> and in <branded> then ban those too. Just cut all ties with him.
>coming home from work>log in>find your mail full of sold items on the AH>open up can of beerYep
>>539317238I am a paladin and I bought some of the dungeon set while i was leveling. How much do you need to be geared for 60 dungeons? Can i just jump straight into any of them like black morras and stormwind vault or will i be undergeared
>>539318943no one cares that much
>>539318495I'd actually love to hear those stories.
>>539319891noone buys anything for a good price on ambershire fresh servers blowim just hoarding everything until theres more demand
>>539319964ive tanked everything, and imo black morass, karazhan crypts, and stormwind vaults were noticeably more difficult than the other level 60 dungeons.
I'm Lv55Where's a cozy place to grind? Is the Plaguelands cozy?
>>539318943The problem is that he keeps making alts. Khinza wasn't the only one. He made a troll priest and managed to stay in FMC for a while under that. I think a couple people knew but kept it secret until he pissed them off. In all likelihood he's already in both Evil and Branded on alts.The guy has something wrong with him mentally.
>>539321181interesting my gear isnt that great so ill have to do some of the earlier stuff first thenalso do you have any recs for a easy good 1h to get after hitting 60?
>>539319964BM you're gonna have to either hope your healer is keeping track of your health or you have classes that can help CC certain mob packs since those mobs hurt until you get somewhat geared and SWV should be doable so long as you're careful in pulls and pull shit back since it's easy to overpull in there. Otherwise if you know how to hold aggro and can press your buttons to keep threat then you should be fine.
>>539321243Plaguelands is full, too many people competing for spawnsI think really all of the endgame areas are populated, but Winterspring seemed to have less players, haven't really touched Silithus though
>>539321358yeah you have to be mentally ill to want to be in not one but multiple 4chan guilds
I hope Elaynna comes to MC next week.
>>539320770they snuck an orc into a nightsong sentinels ceremony in the darnassus chapel and tried to get them to roleplay him being a good orc, they were ignoredgerra constantly argued with scarlet larpers because his whole gimmick was being light jesus with amnesiamy gm "friend" sent me screenshot of gerra and torzag trying to convince them to make alliance npcs friendly to his character
>>539320149then this will just go on>>539321358>>539321620I'm so fed up with this shit.
>>539320770It's not that interesting. For the first part, Torzag tried to "approach" (mostly constant dirty jokes and sexual innuendo) multiple people for ERP, mostly from the scarlet guilds and Nightsong Sentinels. He got himself on the Nightsong Sentinels' blacklist (one of the biggest RP guild). Then there was Carlaneth, another active roleplayer from Gerra's guild who had some horde tattoos on her and was always acting rather slutty. Those two were the most active members of Lightborne, giving quite a bad impression of the guild. As for the drama between guilds, it was mostly with the scarlet guilds. Gerra wanted them out of Stormwind. While it was fine as an IC thing, it often turned into OOC attacks. On both sides, they brought multiple alts and shit to try to defend their cause and tried to get GMs involved. It was quite a shitshow. People got tired of it. I think that was the last time Gerra's guild did anything public, and after that they slowly died out.
>see people roleplaying on turtle>they don't punctuate or spell properly
I knew that project epoch would flop
I wish my kodo mount made big stompy noises when it ran. This mount is disappointing.
>>539322679I expected it to be a buggy mess, but to slowly fix things and in the end become a good server. Instead, they instantly sold out.
>>539322384you can roleplay a faggot english teacher grammar nazi bitch who cant be chill and have fun
>>539322304Doesn't surprise me. Torzag acted the same way in FMC. Sexpested pretty much anyone with a female character. And Gerra kept trying to threaten to take FMC down by reporting them to the GMs for PVPing people who were flagged for PVP. Both were complete retards.
>>539322679did something happen again?
>>539322679its bleeding players like crazy
>>539322679I feel like it was obvious when it took forever to come out. I remember it being announced like years ago. And people saying "I'll just wait for Epoch" for fucking years as well. You don't take a decade to release a server. Just release it and make it work as it goes.
whats the warrior leveling build that can tank dungeons on turtle
>>539322679What did they do after the DMCA? Stopped development and left the whole thing in the hands of ascension?
so apparently the 2 week ultra ban I got a couple days ago wasn't for calling a hordie a nigger in /s, but for "saying a racial slur in stormwind", which I whispered "nigger" to my friend as a jokeso what, they got fucking skynet automatically checking even the goddamn whispers and automatically banning people cause of it? Cause I sure as hell am not saying a fucking slur out loud in stormwind and my friend didn't report me. Question is, if the gay ass system detected the whispered nigger, is it gonna detect the 2nd slur and hit again? Making a new fucking account if something as retarded as that happens. Or the GM could be a inbred russian who can't read the system logs and is spewing bullshit at me, closed the fucking appeal before I could even ask for proof or anything
>>539323416The DMCA never happened. They made it up just as an excuse to leave.
>>539323539-t
>>539323627If the DMCA happened they would have posted it.
>>539323448I'm pretty sure it's standard practice for private server owners to know what their chatlogs are so they can notify authorities and cover their ass. In case someone plans a school shooting in Minecraft via /whispersAnyways just don't say nigger outside of 4chan, retard
>>539323448Stop it nigger. Someone asked in stormwind what rng means and i said random nigger rape. Nothing happened.
>>539313263yeah im almost convinced they have a "nigger" and "faggot" detector machine running, it automatically goes through people's logs and bans, so just like in lol
>>539323448I don't believe you. I frequently said nigger in guild chat and whispers and never got muted or banned.
>>539323939>>539323851I'm every bit as confused as you are, but like I said the tranny gm did not provide proof or allow me to respond, just closed the appeal and told me to wait 2 weeks like a good little onions. Something fishy going on for sure, but I guess I can say nigger all I want in warmane, which is nice
>>539321243gilijim & lapidis is peak cozy compared to the hellhole that is plagueland
>>539324231Wasn't a fan of either but I liked Tel'abim (the zone).
>>539323448a guy spammed "dead nigger baby asshole" or something in guild chat before, he isn't in the guild anymore but nothing happened his character, I think your friend hate you and reported you to a GM bro
AV is so much fun on fresh
Hey Faggots,My name is Johntankman, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day doing stupid-ass grinds. You are everything bad in the World of Warcraft. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any loot? I mean, I guess it’s fun roleplaying because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to Torzag's logs.Don’t be an N'wah. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the tanking team, and Raid Lead on the Zul'Gurub runs in <FMC>. What raids do you do, other than “jack off to naked trannies in Goldshire”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot dagger (Felkiss wanted it; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.Pic Related: It’s me.
>>539321361https://database.turtle-wow.org/?item=18376
>>539325405stop pretending to be me nigga
>>539324165cant believe youre still here whining about this shit, end your life lmao
>>539325492cool ill go get then this thanks
everyone fucken watch this video!!!https://www.youtube.com/live/R44cb7_zEOQ?si=BWVjhnZNjpvZ3VkJ
>>539327567>The owners of Turtle WoW have exposed themselves as the degenerates that they are, banning the Commander for standing up to sexual harassment within the game server.I will now be playing turtle wow
>>539327567
>>539327567I'm going to downvote just for it being 5 hours.
>>539327567Do Americans really...
>>539328053this is like the equivalent of getting banned from a counter strike pub and making a video whining about it, lmao
I get random whispers asking me to heal Lv55-60 dungeonsI haven't accepted any yet but I say "sorry busy" instead of ghosting them
>>539328387he has point: saying i am gay means a threat i can literally fuck your son or you if u think deep enough it's a threatandTWOW is protecting gayBlizzard CEO is jewish so gay is protected tooandwhat is the point of private server if it will be as degenerate as jewish blizzard companyALL ASK THIS TO YOURSELF! plz
>>539321243Do you plan on raiding with wpsg?
>>539327567What a retard lmao. The sexual "harassment" in question was someone saying "What if I'm gay?". He then had a meltie and spammed GM asking for this dude to be banned for that. Went on for hours until he said "Ban me from the server then, because I won't tolerate sexual harassment" and got banned afterward.
>>539328859how do you make a 5 hours video from that?
>>539328751video games are haram go eat camel shit
>>539329076It's not video, it was a livestreaming, and hours of that is talking to GM in game and then sending private messages to colored nicknames in discord to try and get that dude banned.
>>539329320offended ezkys now
I made the mistake of reading the forum posts below the MMO-Champion post about the Blizzard C&D notices to pirate servers. People really do love drooling on Blizzard's cock, don't they?
>>539329720Slave mentality, it's the effect of christianity on morality.
>>539330016The irony in you pulling christcucks into this when the forums at MMO-champion are definitely the sweatiest subsection of reddit is not lost on me. Also>Rent free
>>539329720when you ask a guy playing on official servers why not play on private ones, the answer usually is "so my progress isn't at risk of being deleted lol", and now that they think they're being proven right they're euphoric, those retards never learn
>>539316289The smile of your child.
>>539330141All of western civilization has been enslaved by christian morals ever since August made it the official religion of the empire, and in reality even before then.Ideology seeps into society in invisible ways, even those who claim to be atheist or satanists or buddhist are still subject to the stories, rules, and social structures built by those who came before, on top of the ideology christianity laid out for them, and thus they adopt it as their own moral compass, unaware of its source.
SUMMARY OF PRIVATE SERVERS & BLIZZARD:-----------WoW is a social game and going down simultaneously with fall of west-----------it's dead! Players are cope!
How good are those +healing spell affixes compared to healing power? Keep trying to find info on this but it keeps pointing me towards definitions of what a healing spell is.
SoAmbershire is a small serverPeople talkIf I join Branded will people know I'm part of a kink guild?
>>539331452Quickly. Most of us in branded have very explicit trp profiles.
>>539331452faggot guild YESfaggot is allowed and protected by TWoWdon't sell your soul for material enjoyment
>>539331226They're the same thing, that's why you're getting a circular definitionUnless you mean item suffix, in which case a "of healing" sacrifices some other stat for healing power. Then you enter the realm of comparing +healing to the effects of spirit/intellect.
>>539331452Yes but it also works to your advantage because I've had people hit me up looking to get fucked because I'm in Branded.
>>539331452Some people in my RP guild talked about Branded a few days ago. They know about it.
>>539299017paladins would be cool if they tanked with a giant 2h. instead of trying to copy prot war chads who already use a shield
>>539332315I was bored yesterday and checked some profiles of people from Branded, and the majority of them were completely empty. The few with some info were honestly unappealing.
>>539327567>5 fucking hours
>>539309735Probably because it seems most of the pserver players are people that got banned from the main game for cheating or chat infractions.
Feeling cuteMight heal Scholomance
>>539330848this!!! but if you say this in game=banyou should never SAY this and pretend OK
Just hit 40 and am respeccing to survival.Is pic related worth it right now? I'm considering to just put the two points in flat damage or more stamina.
>>539333652nick?
>>539334586If you're leveling, waiting for literally any reason is a waste of time
What's his true powerlevel?
>" A tragedy has occured! HCFaggot (43) has been defeated by Hogger (11)"How is that even possible?
>>539335072people AFK in some really strange places
>>539335072hc is just a psyop to keep bad players leveling forever
>>539334642Reintime
>>539335072HCFaggot didn't like his class and wanted to reroll something else, it happens often
ChatGPT told me if I dump fat full rank heals into the tank it's bad for my mana and I should have a rank 4 on my hotbar insteadChat is this real?
>>539336357It's a complex calculationDo you dump a fat heal on the tank and then wait out the 5sec rule and start getting mana?Do you spam low rank heals because you want the chance to crit and save mana in total?It really comes down to damage predictability.
>>539336876I've been using Lesser Healing Wave as my "oh shit" swift heal
>>539336357Your +healing also buffs your lower rank healing spells, making them more efficient. Though it does not scale linearly. You will go oom fast if you keep spamming your max rank heals. Inspect some geared looking healers, they will all try to get at much +healing as possible
>>539336357chatgpt is a good wow classic coach actually
>>539337763>not telling people to avoid druidAs a good as a boomer coach, lol
>>539338613its not regular vanilla. rdruid is bussin on turtle
>>539338707Then why are you asking gpt for a classic guide? Are you OK?
>>539338820im not. thats a different poster
>>539338898>"I'm not OK"Well, that explains why you're randomly shilling Turtle.
>>539339000Kaytotes... give it a rest.
>>539339000www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhZTNgAs4Fc&pp=ygULaW0gbm90IG9rYXnSBwkJyQkBhyohjO8%3D
>>539328304reply with "sorry bussy" instead
>>539323385A leveling warrior can tank in any spec. You don’t need any points in the protection tree.
I've always tanked but I decided to try out healing this time. No wonder nobody likes healing in this game, it's boring as shit. You could have a playerbot as the healer in a dungeon and it wouldn't make much of a difference compared to a real human being.
its true you can do anything you wantespecially true on paladin
>>539343653healing is the most worthless shit that should be replaced with ai at this pointwho wants to sign up for a raid to get fucking healing gear
>>539335072People sometimes intentionally kill their hardcore toons in amusing ways to elicit reactions like yours.
>>539327567Laughing at some far-right religious dickwad getting banned because he won't stop false-reporting people
i have never done parsinghow hard is it for rogues? do you actually only need to spam s&d, envenom and rupture or is there something else to it?
>>539339000u ok lil bro?
>>539344374you just press buttons really hard and sweat while paladin rolls tranny hand daintily across their keyboard and does more damage than you
>another losing match in wsg (alliance side)>top dmg, 2 flag returns, mind my own business in enemy flagroom>efc comes>some orc shaman noshoe>specifically kill him inside flagroom while their flag is in place>don't get achievement because eshit is a dogshit server>whatever, go to the roof and mind my own business>tab out to play some browser game>tab in>another noshoe orc shaman showed up meleeing me>trap, aimedshot, interrupt heal with scatter, kill him>get whisper to get a lifedumb nigger noshoes showing once again they can't win a fight 1v1 even when attacking a tabbed out dudesadly, alliance retards are even more retarded than noshoes
I think I'm going to leave my guild. Too many shitters, going to be hell for MC. There also been some cliques forming to run dungeons and I'm not really in them.
>>539225729>play on warmane instant 70 pvp>look at the chat>people talking in russian/slavshit>lose the willingness to play
>>539348185>There also been some cliques forming to run dungeonswhat's the point? not like the gear is any better
>>539348185im still in the 30s but im looking to join/create a clique
>>539336357Personally I CBA, I just let the tank get to 30% HP, pump a max rank heal into his ass and AFK for the next 30 seconds while watching porn on my second monitorPeople praise me for being the quote "best healer they ever played with" lol
tauri... home. WoD on the 30th. you join.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQrzHfDMQjM
>>539336357I think it depends on the class and whether you're in raids or dungeons, I know the pallys in my guild never down rank but the resto druids use rank 3-4. but for high damage bosses like twins. patchwerk etc everyone uses max rank
>>539309735>try doing deadmines on Ambershire>everyone is a dogshit sub-70 IQ knuckle dragging ESL retard>run takes 3 hours to complete
>>539351303i think you got the wrong video? its talking about how legion was great, not wod
>>539353337wait until you do dragonmaw retreatits a 5man thats practically as big as molten core
>>539353337People that say this are as bad the people they complain about.
>>539355009maybe but theres good and bad groups, weve all seen the difference regardless of if we are specifically good or not that good and the difference the other 4 players make for a speedy dungeon run
>>539351303I'm so excited
>>539226297would
>>539256590>Total cost: 837gThat's pretty good. I had a guildie telling me it'd be >2k. That is on Tel'Abim though.Now if only this shit would fucking drop. REEEEEE
>>539256590>837g>meanwhile full t3 costed me around 1000g during twow's auction house crisis when mongoose costed around 20galso not to mention t1 is literally 100g at best idfk, only use case is rogue which (at least in stock vanilla) has so much agilty from t0.5 its your bis till t2.5 aq40
>>539348185same. i joined branded too late and missed the clique.
What did they mean by that?
>>539356927save your sanity and wait for t1 unless youre a rogue in dagger spec
I miss him, bros.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-L-YYbM1A7s
>>539357770That's exactly what I am kek
>>539351303>>>>>Why Legion was great!>RNG legendaries>AP grind>Not only was it alt unfriendly, but also spec unfriendly>Titanforging>timegating galore>borrowed power>Mazed+>forced mission tables again>dogshit class design that raped the identities of several classes beyond repairHeh, yeah... so good...
>>539356927Yeah, that's not much. You probably earn more than that by running those dungeons over and over before getting it.
>>539360818I had 1k well before I even got my third BoE piece, much less the rest.
>priest>q as dps>lie to my party i was q on both roleshehe
>>539360751>dogshit class design that raped the identities of several classes beyond repairnever played legionpls elaborate
>>539361573what does it accomplish
>>539361854Everything.>needs on your healer piece
>>539362158fucking toilet armor
