POCHIE MONDAY!troondle ACK!-ed>a VERY important linkhttps://catbox.moe/c/f2o09z>Recent NewsPOCHIE STAFF HIT BY C&D BUT SERVERS NOT GOING DOWN.EPOCH STORE OPENED, Buy mounts and cosmeticsBlizzard files a criminal RICO case against TurtleWoW, Shenna and her entire teamKezan and Menethil mergedAscension crew is effectively in charge of the server. Old epog staff fled like rats from a sinking ship due to C&D.Dutch promises both Guru & Kezan will continue running and a new dev team will work on both servers.Changelog finally returns, new fixes coming up.Free faction change to alliance now in Orgrimmar, 5% xp bonus for allies coming up.Log in using your old Epoch account details on the Ascension website.>https://ascension.gg/>What is Project Epoch?A World of Warcraft Vanilla+ Private Server featuring TBC talent trees and tasteful custom content.>1500+ New quests>2000+ New creatures>2000+ New bugs>2000+ New items>...and MORE!!>Guilds (mostly dead)<DESU> Gurubashi Alliance<Racial Knowledge> Kezan>Previous Thread>>539142171
I've got a new SSD and all I've got saved on it at this point is Whitemane sloppa.
2 shamans and we're looking for a healer
>was slowly clearing out a camp to get to a chest>a hunter runs up and tries to ninja the chest>almost gets killed>kill the mobs for him so he doesn't die>gets angry at me for grabbing the chest?????????
>>539245441>sorry I never trained chain heal
>>539245507>instead of letting his stupid ass die and learning what karma is for trying to snipe the chest you save him like the little cuckold you are
>>539242614>pov: you're a stinky orc balding blind janitor peon
>>539244765My old laptop died a few days ago and I switched over to a new one, the only things I have on here are whitemane and tyrande raping shotas, league and wow
is there a condition on why you can report some people for spam and not others?
>In 50s bracket wsg>match going shit>Keep trying>some horde remembers me from 10 bracket>remarks that I've been trying this hard ever since then>tells me to give up>match turns around and we wreck himFelt good
POCHIE NIGHT
Now the game has begun
ANOTHER CUNT J*NDICE
>>539246875look at all that cute grabbable tummy fat on that lil pochie
i won’t come back to epoch until they integrate an LFG addon like twow did. The addon is buggy garbage most of the time; + until they add proper dungeon maps, a full online database, and all that stuff
AAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
pwooooooh
>>539248901>MAKE THE GAME PLAY ITELF AND FIGURE OUT EVERYTHING FOR MEwhat? no
>>539248901Epoop will have 2k concurrent players in a month. At that point, you will know everyone doing the same content as you by name.
It's okay to move on.
>>539248901>Yes I want to play on a server with custom content but no I don't want to actually explore it, I want it to be solved for me firstgenuinely neck yourself.
DAILY REMINDER THAT EVEN NORMIES ARE SAYING THE SERVER IS DEAD LMAO
HAHAHAHA ENJOY YOUR 7 GOLD RETARD HAHAHAHAH AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AAAHAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAGOOD IT FEELS SO GOOD DOING NOTHING CHILL ENJOYING MY TIME AND STILL WINNING.Same vibes as pruneniggers getting Pounded
>>539250034You're a damn idiot if you think anyone in this world genuinely cares to "explore" custom content made by some random amateurs
>>539250508then why are you playing on the server and why are you in this thread, zigger?
>server crashes as I'm camping for the recipe>see a bunch of guys run up to the trader after I bought iteasy
>tfw just saw someone called teenbellysuhhhhh
>>539250478??? I don't understand? The weapon in pic is literally insane. Literally above Arcanite Reaper.
>look at my guilds raid roster>8 browniesumm this gives me the ick
anons all of these seem nice but what should i choose if I am a war and got both arms / prot specs?
>>539245547desu this happened in true vanilla because chain heal was worthless cause it only chained to totems, pets and players with full healthit was basically only a single target spell until like 1 month before tbc
>>539250790The other day I say Cunnychad.
BBC+ soon. As you can see by the troon flag reactions, even turtles can't wait for it.
>>539251459thank god that we're not on retail and can have some people with personality around
>>539250478Is he crying because the FAP is really bad?
>>539251520>p2w garbage with mounts at lvl 1nty
>>539249915you act like this is a bad thing when it was actually the best part of wow back in the day
>>539251520
good bow or gun for lvl 35? the new sm lib one is dogshit, and is somehow worse than a lvl 24 gun.
>>539251954hows the pvp ranged weps?
>>539252147all pvp weapons are dogshit
>>5392511138/25 warriors sounds like a recipe for disaster
>>539251897this is a good kind of pay service desu
For warlock chuds that don't use discord, drain soul macro that deletes shards: #showtooltip Drain Soul/cast drain soul/run local c,s=0 for b=0,4 do for i=1,GetContainerNumSlots(b) do s=GetContainerItemLink(b,i) if s and s:find("Soul Shard") then c=c+1 if c>2 then PickupContainerItem(b,i) DeleteCursorItem() end end end endchange "c>2" to how many stacks of shards to keep
Wow.
>>539254532I tried this and it deleted my whole inventory...
>>539254612EZ 58s unless you open it.
>>539254673Nice try, troontle. You can only dream of having anything but rudimentary macros. Not even UE5 can fix that
>>539244528>>Guilds (mostly dead)then wtf is the point of this general you niggers??
Are troontle shills already seething about BBC?
I just hit lvl 48 on my warrior and desu I'm getting genuinely bored. It's this weird phase where my weapon from STV arena is becoming weak but I can't find any major upgrade while retards on Guru post Executioner's axes for 100gold
>>539255483run uldaman for the sword or mace fagget
Did they fix Ulda yet?>Captcha: Naygr
>>539255143>Guilds (mostly dead)That's the reason why the epog exist and its more active than wpsg.
>>539256048no.. it's not
Alright bros, it's time to go back to New World
Alright bros, it's time to go back to Old School Runescape
how do you react to ah monkeys sending you angry whispers for undercutting them
>>539257341I've yet to be whispered by AH apes and I've been trying to destroy the Jade market for days.
>>539257341you fucking retarded monkey go vendor instead of undercutting vendor price RETARD
>>539257341>add to friend list>see when they put up auctions>undercut some more
Am I the bad guy for soloing the grark lorkrub quest or is he the bad guy for being a casualty of war simpleton who is now DEAD?
>>539255912you mean staff n dwarfs? was bugged yesterday. cleared the rest
>>539257341sacrifice your pofits to make them even angrier
My opinion after seeing some things is that increased difficulty in classic can't be pulled off. The game is just too old and clunky, too many clunky mechanics.From what I've seen so far you have bosses like the brd giant that is supposed to be pulled through the door with a pet or the overlord on lbrs who you just kite on the platforms because pathing in classic is a meme.If I wanted to play a hard game I would go play mythics or some other game, not classic. Increasing difficulty is a pointless thing to do in classic+.
If I start leveling today is it too late to start? Like will I be ignored for every group at 60 because people only look for pre-raid bis big pumpers even for 5 man dungeons? This is exactly what happened in Classic.
why are all the Alliance starting zones so kino and only the Undead starting zone is good
>all the broken in The Harborage are hostile flagged (Red) if you're horde>but they're actually neutral and don't attack at all
>>539258514Yes it's a shame epoop is overturned, I guess the Mysteries of Azeroth is only true classic+ experience on the market
>>539258514people did that kind of shit even on normal servers tho
>>539250478>Even the nerfed weapon rewards are insane>This is a bad thing actually because this one post-nerf weapon doesn't 100% cater to one of the least played specsok?
>>539259459Because vanilla wow was an unfinished mess, most of the kalimdor content was rushed
>>539260109Then the "increased difficulty" should be getting rid of that.Honestly if you ban addons the game is probably too hard for most people
Anyone know where I can find a guide for that baradin hold pirate questline?
>they play MMORPGs for "the challenge"Ohnononononono ahahahahahahahaha
How exactly does this work? Does it make the Rend end faster, or is the duration the same with more procs?
>>539261267Please don't use Rend. You are actively griefing not only yourself but the community as well.
>>539261363Gotta keep up Rend for Blood Frenzy
why not grind a winterspring frostsaber?
>>539251145If you're gonna tank then use plate, some mobs and bosses in this server hit like trucks. For dps just go with whatever gives the most ap and crit. So keep both.
>>539261107discord?Estimated Time: 6ish Hours1) Start: After last boss in Baradin Hold, use Pirate’s Parley Elixir click book on upper desk, gain achievement2) Unlock Spectral shovel: Complete Augustus chain outside Stratholme (or just buy from AH)3) Purgatory Isle, off Hillsbrad coast southwest of Fields – Use shovel on dirt pile at top, talk to Judge4) Collect 3 clues:Clue 1: Booty Bay, find Gavik Grimesail - Kill npc on Jaguero IsleClue 2: Tanaris, find Gnome on tiny island south of Caverns of Time.Part1: Gather mats (100 timber from WPL Scarlet Lumberjacks, 100 runecloth, 40 heavy silken thread, 10 Jugs of Pitch from Tol Barad elite pirates), back to gnomePart2: Gather mats (Blacksmith hammer, arclight spanner, 50 handfuls of copper bolts, Jigsaw from Gnomer last boss), back to gnomeClue 3: West of Hillsbrad Fields, find Jordan Stewel:Part1: Dialogue with Org/Stormwind contact: Gree'kik valley of spirits in Org or Peter Waryk stormwind docks, back to JordanPart2: Kill Lorin - Blasted Lands Nethergarde mines, back to Jordan5) Get another shovel from Augustus (no quests) or buy from AH6) Return to Judge on Purgatory Isle in Hillsbrad7) Feralas, Isle of Dread, inside Naga Cave. Hand in and get new item to start quest.8) Gadgetzan, Quinn – Complete quest with diagloge, not hand-in here, sends you to find a tauren9) Find Tauren Hermit: Long Swim from Feralas hugging continent all the way to southern end of Silithus, Tauren fishing camp.10) Escort tauren into cave, kill an elite at end, turn in escort quest and choice of 5 BLUE itemscopy and pasted. if its wrong somewhere idk.
The "challenge" so far is like one extra mechanic that you have to just kick or walk out of
>>539261363spoken like someone who doesn't play warrior
>>539255143/vg/ guilds never raid>NOOOOOOOO WE CLEARED NUNAXX AND KARAraid ACTUAL 25/40 man raids
i expect a massive player exodus once the normal, grown-up people, the ones who couldn’t care less about this kind of overblown difficulty in classic dungeons like UBRS/strat - realize it’s just not for them. On TWoW, though, the balance is perfect
>>539262725twow is fucking dogshit stop shilling it. Client sucks, community sucks, content sucks.
>>539262804And worst of all balance sucks
>>539262725>overblownwhat? the only hard boss in the entirety of UBRS is the beast.... don't tell me you wiped on drakkisath....
>>539262898that brief (2 years) of ret paladins blowing up naxx geared players the moment they hit 60 because holy damage can't be resisted. good times.
>>539262725>>539262994>he failed moving into a circle
>>539261901Anyone have a link to the rewards? Weren't they purple rewards the other day?
>>539263128As expected of troondle cucks
>>539263310I don't have screenshots of the rewards I'm sure someone might have them or they are in discord or on reddit if you feel like donning a gasmask.basically the epics are for people who did it first but apperently its a coin toss and others are getting them as well.
HeySo basically I’m just gonna not play turtle wowI know….. UGH I know…. I’m sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!It’s just that I’m not gonna play it is allHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAAHAAHA
>>539261267The duration stays the same. 2 points into that increase the damage by 33%.
>>539262725Stratholme I understand, you need a good tank, healer, DPS and interrupts.UBRS though? It's really not that hard.
>>539262725anon the normal ppl left long ago, during the 3 week launch fiasco
>>539263631Strath UD was generally very easy, went there with a group of 5 fresh 60s myself included. Like generally nothing was a problem, provided we had stuns for the last 20-30% of most bosses when they enrage and had cleared some space for the tank to run away.Baron took us two wipes though, the aura damage is nuts. Our healer wound up doing like 65k total healing that fight on the try we killed it.If anything the 'difficulty' is more of a "are you actually awake" check, mixed with a "these dungeons are tuned for you having their gear, so until you do, they'll hurt".
AIIIIEEEEEEE I CAN'T POSSIBLY DO THESE BOSSES WITHOUT DBM
>>539265245DOOD HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THE SEAL OF ASCENSION WORKED LIKE THAT??
>>539255143ive always understood these generals to be sort of a middle ground between subhumans in /vg/ guilds and the absolute retards that plague the game overallwould never touch /vg/ guilds in my life, fuck american subhumans with their irritating nigger speak
>>539266130Most /vg/ guilds are mainly filled with Euros, that's why they never clear content because Igor and Sasha decided to get blackout drunk watching soccer before raid night
Does Alliance have any quests in SFK on this server?
>>539266881knot a single one
Has anyone been to Silithus? What a dumpster fire! Rep rewards are all plate/cloth, there isn't a single engineering recipe either. In his great wisdom kaytotes made every mob an elite and the dailies give shit for gold. Wtf was he on?
>>539267109Why you gotta say it like that worgen aren't even playable
>>539267158artificial difficulty to pad play time
>>539251897>30 ascension shekels for a name rezThese niggas want 10 dollars for a name?
>>539266259>americans>clearing contentLMOAing out loud.
>>539251520kinda actually looking forward to thisi hope there's some (e)rp
>duskhaven dead>epoch dead>azeroth at war never releasing>ascension retail lite shit is your only chance or based turtleyep staying on the aryan server
waiting for SoD:2
>>539267325I'm sure there will be, blood elves and draeni will exist.
>>539267538there's no aryan servers left, lil bro. Except maybe Wallcraft, but that still ventures too far int ideaguy territory.
>>539251668mounts are only at level 1 for the beta retard and unless you're a world first pusher p2w won't impact you in any way.
it's actually kind of pathetic for troondle that its diehard shills prefer hanging here just for an ebin dunk opportunity instead of actually playing their server
>>539267254If the rewards are bad why would anyone do it?
>>539262439milkers cleared htot+hsoo
>>539268286nothing else to do, that's why they had to nerf pvp itemspve rewards fucking suck for the effort you need to put in to get them
>>539268141laughing at homeless retards shouting at the world how they have made it is fun as fuck
>only way to make rogues viable is to abuse a bugBRAVO KAYTOTES
>>539267538>troondle>aryanTheir custom content is mostly shit too.
guys i'm starting to feel demotivated to playi should be working towards 0.5 but i don't wanna throw 400gold just in mooncloth and rugged leatherI really don't want to make an alt to make my own, it's fucking boring...So... yea..