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>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER>THAN HE WHO DENIES>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE>NOT A CIRCUS CLOWN, WHO'S MORE SICK THAN HE FUNNY>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY>YOU MAY ASK, "WHO IS NEXT?">YOU MAY ASK, "WHO WILL BE?">"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVERNTURE NO. 3?">ME DON'T KNOWS. AND ME DON'T CARES!>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.
>>539261023RALSEI GET DOWN
>>539261023snowgrave exclusive Ramb fight believe in the plan trust the dog
>>539261023>Toby made Ramb British so he can say "faggots" and have the alibi that he means the food or cigarette
>>539261028There is a fountain filled with bloodDrawn from Emmanuel's veins,And those that sink beneath that floodLose all their guilty stains.
>>539261015TRUST WE GIVE HAPSTA A 12 INCH TV-DESTROYING COCK
Why does Kris hate (us) Sovl bros?>Makes Kris less of an autistic retard>Gets some real friends>Potentially fucks Susie or Berdley>Goes on fun adventuresKris is a little fag I want my Vessel back
>>539261260>>539261451fuck both of you this is now on the list of "Things that wont happen but Ill be pissed about anyway"
>>539260884Me too.
how many fujos post on this general
If asgore has a shadow crystal does that mean Gaster tried to schizo him and it didn't work?
the prophet fave tries to escape gods command by take a boat all the way to british or some shit idfk
>>539261712i don’t consider myself a fujo but I think I’d be lumped in with them regardless
>>539261747No it's a BlackShard which means he beat the shit out of the Knight
>>539261684based
>>539261747No, Gaster's schizojob just takes more time. Asgore's crash-out will take longer because its going to be worse than anything that came before it.
>>539261747He made asgore and toriel divorce and only asgore remembers they were married beforeThere's definitely no holes in this theory, you can take my word
If Toby Fox was really Japanese Deltarune would have a scene where Kris uses the "close eyes and think about [x]" SOUL power to spy on Susie and Noelle as they bathe in a hot spring
>>539261712Me except I don't ship spamtenna, only these two
>>539261940Chapter 5
>>539261940>implying they wouldn't use it to spy on jockington
>>539261940We did this to Temmie, technically
>>539261779And did those feet in ancient timeWalk upon England's mountains green?And was the Holy Lamb of GodOn England's pleasant pastures seen?And did the Countenance DivineShine forth upon our clouded hills?And was Jerusalem builded hereAmong these dark satanic mills?
>>539261712is it a fujo if you dont care about yaoi really but you do everything else related to shipping and favefagging
>>539261940That's exclusive to Weird Route and it's just Noelle, sorry
Man I've really warmed up to the idea of Dess being a paranoid/schizophrenic nut but because her family is rich they can afford therapy and meds for her so it's 'muted' a bit.The thought of her randomly taking Noelle out into the woods one day and schizobabbling about random nonsense until they reach a specific spot that Dess wanted to 'show' Noelle that doesn't look any different from anywhere else in the woods tickles my brain in a weird way.
>>539261962I used to think those two WERE the green and cowboy pippins and zapper until I found out zapper dies
Why isn't there a scene in Deltarune where Ralsei has Kris close their eyes and think THINK THIIINNNNKKKK to come up with an invention to stop the evil sentient pants?
Dess is an actual autistic savant
>>539262228Bro what, how does that even happen?
>>539261962Why aren't they in my castle town, FOX
>>539262137same
>>539261712I am fujo
>>539261712I'm a dude, I just like shipping Spamtenna for the love of the game. Ihe actual ship is also neat I suppose.My OTP is Gaster x Player
>>539262294zapper was stolen contraband from Catti’s place
>>539262184Is there any actual evidence that dess is a weirdo who would prefer dark worlds to real ones, because her behaviour seems pretty chadette
:3
>>539262228Lancer petrifies but then is fine in CastleTown so that Zapper would revive too
>>539262191The most intimate form of connection between a human and a monster is for them to quite literally bare each other’s Souls before each other.
TV...erotic....
What if Fave asked "if I was a groyper, would you hide me?"
>>539262449I almost think its the opposite. If she knows dark worlds exist, then that means the instruments in her room are broken because...?
>>539262449it's hard to tell, her room and Noelle's small stories about her are the only things we can really go off of, and her room is fucking WEIRDthere's a possibility she had a phobia of the dark since her bed doesn't face the rest of her room + all the glow in the dark stuff
my fat fuck tv and his fat fuck boyfriend
>>539261826>Asriel sees the nipples and decides to twist them >The knight scream at the unsexy technique of pure pain
>>539262657What, like the fish? I guess I'd keep them in my bathtub but idk when those became illegal
dess is going to have red converse onbecause shes a vriska
God glowing snow is the perfect creepypasta song, it's so damn unnerving
>>539262695>Let’s knock em dead into the night
Screenshot a random post you made in 2015 and edit it next to a random post you made in 2025Despite everything, it's still you.
>>539261940If Toby was japanese there would be 500 moments where Kris uses their nonbinary status to enter hotsprings and changing rooms with Susie and Noelle.
>>539262915Why the fuck is dess' room a donkey kong level, the shelves have tiny ladders. It's as if you're expected to go through them at some point as a little retro guy
>>539263056I was 11
>>539263070Nah. We all know that Susie and Noelle will be pushing it instead.
>>539263124barely anyone talks about how fucked up her closet is, it gets worse the longer you look
>>539263056nice try dox chan
>>539263056I was 21 and suicidal lets not look back on those days
>>539263398I'm 21 and suicidal does it get better
>>539263226Its so fucked up it has to be intentional. I was making a jab but like, this could absolutely be a thing youre meant to revisit as retro kris in some bizarre, maybe even a bit Weird, situation. The room itself is a basic top down map, with a sub area that acts like a 2d map while technically being from the same perspective
>>539261940>>539263070Are we seriously casually saying that Japanese people are disgusting perverts?
>>539263163I still forget that Undertale was some of you guys' childhood game and you have nostalgia for it. I was an autistic college student who still liked kids games.
>>539263163have any good alcohol lately legal adult?
>>539261712I am a lone barafag in the fujo storm
>>539263491Yes, stay determined.
>>539263056I was Mike
>>539263056Dossier anon...
>>539262369>I just like shipping Spamtenna for the love of the gameso just to be obnoxious
>>539262987Glaceir tops it for me
>>539262695>Be shit to your possessions >Wander into alternate reality where they are sentient, hold a grudge, and can beat the snot out of you Put it like that, it's a terrifying concept
>>539263491Yeah, whatever you're going through at 21 is probably not going to permanently ruin your life. Just keep moving forward.
>>539263509Check out an anime/manga sometime, there are a disproportionate amount of "guy walks in on girls in hot spring / guys devise a plan to spy on girls in hot spring" moments. It's a trope and we like it around these parts
>>539263646Dossierfag might be the only I've ever feared, and genuinely so
>>539263738Literally the ending to Toy Story 1 from Sid's perspective
>>539263056I'm not fucking doing thatBesides, even if I did want to do that, I don't even remember half the shit I say after 2 threads. You think I can store random posts in my head after 10 years?
>>539263626>t.picrel
>>539263850>Someone is recording my cringe schizo and fave posting I'm loved
https://www.tumblr.com/ulan-bator/58946907634>posted in 2013
>>539263850>might be the only anon I've ever feared*I was so scared I fucked up my post
>>539263056Earliest post I ever made was a thread from 2017 asking what the fuck Seifer from FF8's problem was
>>539263850You gotta accept that being on the internet, at all, means SOMEONE is tracking you and your behaviors, passively or actively. That's how it's been for years, and how it will be until the day the government decides we cant have internet anymoreAt least I can post fucked up shit and know someone else has to look at it too
>>539263509Americans are so quick to forget how sexual 90s-2000s media was. American Apparel used porn actors for their marketing.
>>539263947It's a french word the same way "PLUEY" is a misspelling of "Pluie" (rain)
>>539263550>I was an autistic college student who still liked kids gamesnot like I'm any different>>539263583Naaah I could've drunk earlier because I have chill parents but I hate the heat and dizziness from even a single glass of new year's Champagne.
>>539264052I wonder what he knows about me. I'd be flattered if someone took interest in me.
>>539263491Yes, but you have to try, or you'll be 28 and it still won't be better.
I wonder if dossier chan is sick of looking at pregnant spamtons.
So how exactly did battat survive battery acid in his stomach
>>539263803Why would they desire women everyone hates?
>>539263491I too am 21 and suicidal
>>539263056I think this back from then
>>539264251battery acid has hurt literally zero people in deltarune
>>539264251you can pour battery acid on a die, it might burn it but its not going to melt into gooat least I think, too busy drinking the stuff to experiment with it
>>539263550>I was an autistic college student who still liked kids games.That was me. I spread undertale to at least 15 people that year. I sat in the back of a lecture hall with a couple of people and one guy beat sans for the first time and we lost our shit.
>>539263398read this in spamton's soundfont kek
>>539262184>Dess wakes up Noelle in the middle of the night wearing random army gear>Shoves a paintball gun into Noelle's hands and drags her out of the house and into the woods>Dess doesn't notice how Noelle can barely keep up and is basically dragging her along>The babbling coming out of Dess' mouth is muffled by the gas mask and incomprehensible>Noelle is too scared to ask if they can go back home>They stop in a spot that's less wooded and Dess starts SCREAMING at Noelle to shoot random things>Noelle does this for around 15 minutes and the whole time Dess is incoherently babbling about how Noelle 'needs to be ready'>Then Dess drags her back to the house and forces Noelle to promise her that she won't talk about this to anyone>When Noelle tries to talk about it with Dess a few days later she has 0 clue what Noelle is talking aboutIs Dess insane or a really good troll/gaslighter?
dossier-chan please dont tell my family and employee about how much I love spamton laying eggs
>>539263803What the fuck is that supposed to mean? How do you know everybody hates these women
>>539264052I don't mean stuff like "x characterfag said they like eating pineapple" and remembering that, I mean REALLY autistically obsessive stuff to the point of being able to recognize you because of your posting style alone even if you're not giving any sort of identifiable information. Dossierfag does that.
>>539264462meant for >>539264294
>>539261581>best friend and adopted brother is "at college" (likely in bunker)>family friends had a child disappear, mass trauma>parents divorced, home broken, only friend is now distant>friend-uncle is dying>some sort of illness before the start of the game>somehow lost his own SOUL and has to be stuck with us for... something>he made a promiseHe's a moody teenager and a shitkid. And that was before he got us and into whatever shitty situation he's in.
>>539263509anon phones in japan arent allowed to be silent when they take pictures. Its literally the law. japan is like a lesser version of india.
>>539263509Yes, and it's based>>53926406990s Japanese TV used to have naked bare assed girls dancing on prime time. Child gravure was legal until 2014. Japanese schoolgirls had to protest to be allowed to wear LONGER skirts because mandatory short skirts showed off too much legs and ass
>>539264325The true moral of Deltarune, "Eat everything your parents told you not to, they're lying its delicious"
>>539261818You post/enjoy the yaoi? You're a fujo. I am completely ignoring all the spamtenna shit.
>>539263398I WAS [ID:21+ (Sorted by Popularity Ascending)] AND [Absolutely hating] LIFE, LET'S NOT [God your're e, pathetic]
I was hoping there would be more 10th anniversary stuff on the whiteboard le sigh.
>>539264676> anon phones in japan arent allowed to be silent when they take pictures. It’s literally the law. Sounds like a law they love to break for the small price of 20 bucks.
which female characters make the best shortstacks?
>>539264251He's a die, thus it just burns him instead of killing him. It's like if you drank really really hot water. But it just never cools down it's just hot forever.
>>539263491Yes
>>539264834mettaton
>>539264676I'd rather women get harassed if it means violent crime is low, is what Berdly Deltarune would say.
>>539264251Darkners don't have human physiology
>>539264617If a demon possessed my body then did a better job living my life than I did, I'd be a seethlet too
>>539264728> Japanese schoolgirls had to protest to be allowed to wear LONGER skirts because mandatory short skirts showed off too much legs and assThat is insanity.It’s no wonder they’ve hated Jesus Christ of Nazareth.
>>539263226>shoes>shoes>shoesWhat's with the heart pillows, actually?
>>539264795draw some
>>539262471Post more chara
>>539264924Berdly would throw up from seeing a single hentai and Noelle would be obsessed over it.
>>539264903Mettaton is the second tallest undertale main character though. He's only shorter than asgore.
>>539263491not really but you learn to live with it
Dess is human and has sneakers, but has a pair of shoes made to look like hooves to fit in with the family
>>539265141
>>539264571>being able to recognize you because of your posting style alone even if you're not giving any sort of identifiable informationYou can do that without being dossierfag, its called pattern recognition. Talk to someone long enough even just through text and youll subconsciously start becoming more and more aware of their mannerisms. Sure dossierfag might be better at it, but this is something everyone, including you, is doing at all times hereIf this is something that scares you, you shouldnt be on the internet. Either stop factoring it into your decision making or leave so theres no pattern to recognize from you. May as well stop talking to people who arent family while youre at it, otherwise the cashiers might start calling you out for the stuff you bought a month ago
>>539265073I did/am right noweveryone join me even if its a phone finger doodlelets all eat drywall together
>>539261460
>>539265141does this count
>>539265173Berdly flicks his cloaca to BHC NTR
Dess x Vessel would be Dessel
>>539265276>not scrambling your writing style with AI to throw off dossierchuds
>>539264983He was an asshole before any of that.
>>539262915>>539263124>>539263506I've been thinking about this to try and make sense of it, and I think I finally got it. You know how Noelle considers keeping the SOUL as a pet and she mentions that she's gonna go look for her "old hamster cage" after Susie asks her about her dream? What if Dess modified the closet for the hamster? So the tiny ladders are there for it to climb on, the clothes are held up higher than it can reach so it doesn't nibble on them, then the heart pillows are near the floor so that if it falls it lands on something instead of hitting against the floor. I don't know why the fuck she would do this, but it feels like I'm onto something here. This has to be related to the hamster. I'm therefore gonna refer to this as "closet hamster theory" from now on.
>>539265192>You dug through the box and found...>A couple of burnt lighters, rusted multitool knives, expired rations,>Walkie talkies, loose binoculars, a pair of shoes fit for hooves,>Violent comic books, paintballs, a cracked hockey mask, frayed yarn and buttons,>Your brother's retainer, and old mint cans with unique leaves inside of them.She has shoes that fit hooves. So whose are the ones in the closet?
>>539261023>*TL;DR luvs, eat shit knob'eads
>>539265253Charass
>>539265605Kris was possessed before the player
>>539265654Occam's razor is that the artist fucked up, considering the non Euclidean perspective nightmare that is Noelle's room
>>539264770I like old men
10 years deep and I've never jerked off to a Undertale or Deltarune character and I never will. Not happening!
>>539265654my theory is that those are her shoes, but the "shoes fit for hooves" are actually these. They look like they're made for hooves, but actually fit human feet
>>539265416good enough
>>539265743toby would just tell temmie to fix it.
>>539265654Have you ever thought that maybe the shoes in the box aren’t for Dess’ feet.
holy fuck i hate line art /utg/
>>539265743Nah every single place is fucked up looking if you stare long enough
>>539265743>Toby Fox>fuck upUnlikely. Shove that razor up your pisshole. If something is wrong, Toby changes it.
>>539265654There is only one pair in a box of junk and Asriels crap. It could be shoes for Noelle or someone else. The hundreds of shoes in her closet aren't for hooves
>>539265935Line art works better with relative proportions and a bigger drawing space.
>>539265984Jesus fucking christ I never stared at this bathroom in detail but now that you mention it nothing here makes sense either. What is up with this fucking hellhouse
>>539265174not EX or NEO the machine
>>539262767coke-snorting businessmen purring and rolling over as i rub their fat tummies
>>539266123>Man the Holiday house is fucked up lookingENTER THE DREEMURR HOUSEHOLD:
>>539265918>Dess steals Asriel's shoes to sniffI doubt Annoying Dog is that kinky.
>>539265654frayed yarn and buttonswhat's that?
>>539265623The question then is what became of that hamster because its proof that, one point, there was a being within Hometown that was neither Human nor Monster. I think it was/became the class pet at their school and it got left in the abandoned classroom when it was... abandoned. It ate a king of spades from one of the decks out of desparation, died, and its now King. That's why King has such hatred for the lightners out of all the other darkners, has a bunch of hamster motifs, and is even imprisoned in a hamster cage.The fun thing is this isnt even something I made on the fly, I had this thoery since chapter 1, Noelle specifically owning a hamster cage just helps it
>>539266221Parts that were used to make Seam-chan
>>539265918>ladders in the closet that make a donkey kong level for a tiny guy>tiny shoes that don't fit hooves but fit human feet>multiple broken instruments that dess doesn't seem too interested indess duende theory she captured a duende and she tortured it she forced it to play donkey kong and play the flute and ice skate and play the drums and if it failed she'd lock him in the darkness forever that's why she went missing the duendes got her
>>539263550I'm mad that my childhood game was Cave Story and I never got a cute cave story obsessed twink bf/fujo gf like you undertoddlers
>>539266060nigga i got 27 inch cintiqthe fucking thing is uselessyou can train to get good with an ink brushyou cant train to get better dexterity with a stick on a piece of plastic
I bought a mini bar of soap and shoved it in my ass to clean it out. Now I can practice shoving dice up my ass without ruining them.
>>539266194God I love staring at these places long enough to realize how FUCKED they are, it's like another joke Toby has added
>>539266221It's yarn that's been frayed. And dress buttons.>Dess knitted SeamMaybe.
>>539266240>what became of that hamsterNoelle took the hamster out of its cage without her mom’s permission. Carol came home earlier than she expected and she hid the hamster in the air vent to avoid getting in trouble. But, the hamster wandered off and she never found it
>>539266360I read this in zach hadels voice.
>>539263491You go from AHHHHH I WANT TO KILL MYSELF to ehh, kinda feel like killing myself in 10 years
>>539266406That's because it is. Hussie even said that SBaHJ was, paradoxically, harder to draw, because he had to be intentionally bad.
>>539261581Because Toby Fox is a cynic and a cockroach who takes his inspirations and spits on them. Because he hates role-playing games, despite whatever he might say to the contrary.>>539264617"Moody teenager" does not excuse literally softlocking the adventure. There is no promise that can be worth letting Deltarune's Antichrist bring forth the apocalypse.
>>539266405this is the funniest post you've made so farthat is such an absurb statement i am beginning to question how i ended up in this universe
>>539264929it's why Darkners are much better at being fat fucks
>>539262915Blood Crushers wasn't a real band, just her and maybe Kris. Dess played every single instrument because she has no friends
What a fucking narcissist.
>>539266397Draw in shapes. Of lights and shadow.
>>539266610>There is no promise that can be worth letting Deltarune's Antichrist bring forth the apocalypse.There's a Dark Fountain in the bunker, and the Roaring Knight is in there, too. If he wanted to start the Roaring, he would've done it already.
If Kris hates Tenna, then why does Kris play his quiz song on the piano in chapter 4 if you wait long enough?
>>539264457>employee (singular)aaaaaand that's going into the file
>>539266775Maybe it takes a lot of energy to create a Dark Fountain, and it can't just be an instant thing.And it's literally called the ROARING KNIGHT. He's no friend, that's for sure.
>>539266706i have used alcohol to wipe my anus before and i didnt care about the pain. Sometimes I would smell really bad after the gym and I didnt feel like showering until later so I would use that or peroxide on my lower area.
>>539266839Kris is a lying bitch
Fave says that even though he didn't agree with him, the man was a father and a husband so he will be mourning and praying for Joseph Goebbels.
>>539266745I do that.I almost exclusively do that for line art now since inking is basically just shape design at a micro level.The problem is that if you want to any soft gently sloping lines you basically have to spend 4 hours trying to do it over and over again with the shittiest smoothing, or you just fucking fuck with it until it stops looking like you fucking scribbled it.It pisses me off.
>>539266775Villains like to toy with their food, and they objectively DID kick off the Roaring in chapter 4, so whether or not thats the endgoal is irrelevant now>>539266910And now I have to play both sides because we've also been quite directly told "Just because its a friend doesnt mean its yours!", so we might actually have "Friend who is not your friend" and "Roaring Knight who doesnt want the Roaring, they just Roar"
>>539266910Don't make claims to knowing their plans, because you don't.
>>539266721
>>539265730Wrong. Kris bullied Noelle long before that.
>>539266839same reason white supremist will still eat mexican food.
>>539266839You've never had a song you didn't like get stuck in your head?
>>539267134Yeah, but why play it? That would only cement the song in your mind.
>>539266839he played it with a hate boner>>539266990hate this fucking tsundere kusogaki
>>539266610Retard
>>539267072>Villains like to toy with their foodCringe take.
Yandere tenna fucking you until you say "I love you" with enough conviction but youre cumming too hard to form the words properly.
>>539267107Mr. Ant Tenna is NOT racist!
>>539266610Well, Pizzapants is the anti-Christ. So we most allow him to proceed for the fanon.
>>539267312I love that in fics
>>539267091
my FRIEND
Does Kris's door have a lock on it
>>539267312That’s what Small Mike deals with every night, lucky bastard
>>539267401>wtf dude y u kill a bunch of people in this game where yu kill people the hell man what the shi
>>539265865>Shoes made for hooves>Not shoes shaped like hooves
I convinced one of my friends to start deltarune.
>>539267201You dont know what an earworm is? Youve never had a song you sing under your breath without thinking? There was a whole regular show episode about this premise
Tenna loves Kris in a maternal way. He has the combined traits of what Kris hates most about Toriel and Asgore. This is why Kris is pipis-colored in the Dark World.
>>539267087I can make a claim that I was given a direct order, as was Kris. That this is top priority. That Dark Fountains are extremely dangerous.
>>539267453is this what people who haven’t played OFF think it is?
>>539266610>guy who spent like 40% of his life developing RPGs actually hates themJust because you're uncomfortable with not literally being a cut-and-dry hero in Deltarune doesn't mean that Toby Fox is actually doing it to shit on RPGs in some long-winded scheme. If he hated RPGs he wouldn't have developed RPGs and stated multiple times that a lot of his ideas are inspired by or taken from RPGs. Or spent several years on an Earthbound forum. Subverting something doesn't mean you hate it, it means you think the idea subverted is worth exploring. And if Deltarune's success indicates anything it's that most players believe it is worth exploring
>>539267505I fear the day my sister tells me she’s interested in playing Deltarune
>>539267106Kris wanted Dess to beat him up, he has the same perversion as Noelle
>>539267312him getting mad you won't say "I love TV" when his dick is shoved to the hilt down your gullet
>>539265865God, I wish someone would step on my dick with these
how do you pronounce pipis?
>>539266721Please give Tenna praise right now, or he will kil the pippins closest to him: yumepippins and Yippins, in a blind fit of rage
>>539265743
>>539267516Yeah but the ending of that episode was playing a different song to get rid of THAT song.
>>539267546Is it not?I only got through half of it before I got bored.
>>539265623>>539266360that's why there's the open giftbox in that one room, that's where Dess stored the giftboxes to make custom Donkey Kong duende levels, the duende hid inside one of the giftboxes while Dess was making a new level and opened it and escaped into the vents. that's also why there are giftboxes in the closet she used them for her custom Donkey Kong duende levels.that's why lancer is making his room bigger in castle town and his dad is a hamster it's a parallel to the duende making the closet bigger in dess's house to escape
>>539267521Tenna bottle feeding Kris milk who is grade school aged because Toriel and Asgore fought and Asriel went to Dess's house and everyone forgot to feed Kris
>>539267653>Tenna accidentally killing the only guy that doesn’t outright hate his guts Canon compliant behavior
>>539267658No joke in deltarune has topped this btw
>>539267038>soft gently sloping linesDraw it more angular. It doesn’t have to be smooth to look good and technology is still limited in trying to fully capture the functionality of physical drawing. So play into its limitations.
>>539265984why is the sink so defiantly off center
>>539267383share share share sha
>>539267653UhhMr. Ant Tenna is...uhh...What I really like about Tenna is...he...uhhmmmmmm...
>>539267658Bless that skeleton.
My lineart fucking sucks on the whiteboard but I'll keep shoveling that slop down your throat anyways.
>>539268145please don’t talk to me like that.
>>539268145keep talking to me like that
>>539267830I suppose that's the best advice I could take right now. I don't have the patience for much else anyway. Thank you for your suggestions.
>>539267383PLEASE what fics
why is kris aura farming all time
>>539268145Mmph...Mike-kuuuun~...please, m-more slop...
>>539268538I feel like not enough people talk about how Kris and The Knight share poses
why is kris begging for rape correction all the time
>>539268232>>539268365>Contestants please..... there's enough tv dinner for all of you!>...>Whether you like it or not!
>>539268782giving and getting
i'm finally home......
>>539268634Probably because it doesnt actually tell us anything we didnt already figure out through other pieces of evidence. We know they have a connection because Kris is obviously holding back when they fight, and if it's Dess (Or Dess is a part of the Knight) like every sign is pointing towards then thats how we'd know Kris looks up to them, because they just spent the entire chapter talking about how often she hung out with kris
>>539269032Ha ha I guess you're right
>>539264431Dess has an easier time seeing dark worlds than mostNoelle becomes stronger
>>539269019god i need them to be happy
>>539268915Me thrusting into Kris thrusting into Noelle
>Vessel is clearly the Cage >Discarded>Heroes are supposed to appear AFTER the Roaring starts>Ralsei knows about (you)>chumps being given Shadow Crystals are less and less random>Kris works with the Knight>Ralsei doesn't>Carol works with the Knight>Carol works with Asgore>Alvin is working with the Knight, but is not comfortable with using his dad's ashes>Kris doesn't work with Carol (and is not comfortable with Snowgrave)>Asgore unlikely to know about the Knight>Kris is considering ditching the Knight to go with Susie>Gaster just pogging at us while we thrash the KnightWhat the fuck is happening, even? It's like everybody has a plan to derail the prophecy or get something, and it's like a twenty car pile-up story-wise.
>>539267565Well maybe you should start it now.
>>539267693Kill yourself
>>539268814The only thing stopping Tenna from eating himself into oblivion is his desire to feed others in a desperate attempt to please them
Are the Eggs and the Black Shard the only items that are the same in both the Light World and the Dark World?
>>539269262most of this is egregiously wrong
>>539269098It'd probably be utterly terrifying for a schizophrenic if they entered a Darkworld. The entire idea behind them might cause a lot of issues later as well.
are there any tenna yume fics worth readingI dont want to read through all the lower tiers of autism
>>539269262>>Heroes are supposed to appear AFTER the Roaring startsTHIS is the thing im surprised no one talks about, there are so many debates on the flow of the prophecy and what the missing panel is supposed to be but no one asks "Why does the prophecy specify heroes appear at the very end and not the beginning"?
>>539269396All statements made are 100% factual. Carol may have said (you) are always welcome, but Kris is NOT on board with whatever she's planning.
>>539269281>wtf dude y u kill yourself in this game where you kill yourself the hell man what he shiundertale yellow
>>539269486Kris will be on board with whatever Carol is planningKris will become stronger
>>539265141>>539265253
>>539269428sorry i dont read tenna yume fics or i promise i would send you good ones
Well, it's tomorrow now. Where's Toby? He was supposed to ask us to pick names for the stream thing.
>>539267554Yeah, I don't trust him anymore. He has lied in the past. I don't think this specific thing to be worth exploring, at all. You don't kill role-playing and immersion if you like role-playing games so much. This is not even a conceivable thought I would have on my worst days. I will never understand why I'm the only one who's uncomfortable about it.
>>539269705Sexy little girls make my dick scream
>>539269705pussy be yankin
>>539269691Carol is a shitty mother, ignoring her daughter's trance-like state and bleeding finger. All to get her other daughter back. Talk about preferential treatment.
>>539269790he's in the hospital from covid now
pregnant or full of pink yogurt?
>>539269428I gave up on finding Tenna yume fics because I tried reading 3 when the chapters were still new and I was disappointed
>>539270017full of cum
>>539269705sauce?
>>539269896She's just a mom who wanted a son instead, that's why she treats Kris (male) and Dess (tomboy) so well. Carol can't help it.
>>539270071i'll mark that down as yogurt
>>539270017he has a cancerous growthhe must be put down
>>539269934hope he feels better in time for stream and also in general
You will vote "Gaster", right?https://nitter.poast.org/tobyfox/status/1967400878081786246#m
>>539269448>Why does the prophecy specify heroes appear at the very end and not the beginningIt's simple, the SOUL is supposed to only appear during the end times or at least only get unleashed during it but someone is trying to fuck with it (without realizing they've become a container to be broken during the Roaring)
>>539269934I don't believe that fellow from the other thread! I think that'd be far too unlucky. Besides, there's no indication about such a thing from any of the other developers, who would have surely said something.
>>539269262>the knight has crafted a conspiracy that is almost impossible to stop because it involves so many different angles of coercion and secrecy that not even anyone involved has the full pictureIf Toby actually manages to pull this off, I'll be impressed.
>>539270169im going to vote for big chungus
>>539270278just like the irl conspiracies to bring about the apocalypse...
>>539269934Vaxxed?
Toby Fox died of covid
toby fox died of grugma
Tenna when he's done using the bathroom and it's time for his ass to be wiped: https://youtu.be/wXSLWH2w9MA?t=16
Toby fox died of Lumbago
so sad toby fox died of ligma
>>539270537Who the hell is Steve Jobs?
>>539270554Spamton took the automatic [Big Shit] bidet in the divorce
>>539270662grug smash you on head with clubbonk
>>539270554holy fuck i laughed
does anyone know what the sound when you pick up the sword in mantle is called in the files? I want to compare it but I cant find it
>>539270554Holy fuck lmao
>>539270742
>>539269428The ones I read are just shameless porn, I'm not an expert on the fluffier stuff.
>>539270891somewhat related but I found sans' theme and its labled "muscle.ogg". There has to be a pun in there somewhere (A lot of music files start with "Mus_" but idk what Cle would mean) but I cant quite pin it down
Bat
>>539271167It's not a pun. It was originally a theme created for Equius, a Homestuck character. His main characteristic is being strong, having muscles, and being into horses. So the file got named "muscle" because of it and then Toby just didn't rename it when he reused it for Sans.
>>539271167isnt the joke muscles because he’s a skeleton
>>539271167muscle is musclemus_cle is music + cle (french word for key)
>>539271176daki? cute cute cuteeeee would legit buy as a regular sized pillowcase
ough
>>539271356>look Kris he's like you now!
>>539270278A conspiracy to do WHAT? This is clearly the prophecy being abused. Do they hope to break it?
>>539271567So sick and feeble and cold
>>539271567
>>539271430behold, a man
>>539271113You think im on 4chan for fluff?Gimme.
>>539271632it's the miracle of life...
>>539271646Bro they cht his his fucking ears off
happy yume
>>539271752anon I think you should calm down for a sec
>>539270076https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/117850727
>>539271789
You motherfuckers, stop drawing so many fucking dice. It literally took me 1 hour to save all the pippinses from the 2 previous whiteboards.
>>539271752Oh don't be such a babyEars grow back
>>539271457Hell if I know. There's still no motive I can think of for the Knight that would make sense given what we know about the story so far.
i dont wanna work a job no more john deltarune save mesave me john deltarune
why was ralsei feeding kris?
>>539271921thanks chap
I'm bored, do you guys want to do this again?Will Draw! Request and I'll (probably) draw it!
>>539272236susie doing her iconic susie blast
>>539269794I'm not really sure why you mention lies when it's evident in his actions that he has dedicated a significant amount of his life to developing RPG-inspired games and even more time developing RPG-inspired music. You can find his Brandish GameFAQs review. >I don't think this specific thing to be worth exploring, at all. You don't kill role-playing and immersion if you like role-playing games so much.It's fine to not like an idea, but Deltarune putting its own spin on the role of a protagonist isn't an attack on RPGs. RPGs aren't JUST role-playing as the hero. I'm surprised you're this bothered by the player / Kris divide when plenty of JRPGs have you as the person that controls a character while not actually being them or determining anything about them. Sure, there isn't an explicit distinction between your actions and theirs, but you know that you aren't Fei from Xenogears when you play the game. I don't see why Deltarune making this into a plot point is the straw that breaks your back; especially when the soul is still probably the most important force in Deltarune. The game needs us the same way it needs a hero, it just turns out that hero isn't Kris, because Kris is troubled and has other shit going on. >This is not even a conceivable thought I would have on my worst days.I think you have strange ideas towards creativity. In reality you're just as free to make a game that's an entirely by the books point A-to-B adventure where the Hero slays the Demon King, but that's played out. Different spins on a tried and true formula will always be in demand if they're done well, and it shouldn't bother you that others have the freedom to answer that demand.>I will never understand why I'm the only one who's uncomfortable about it.You aren't, most just don't repeat themselves as much as you do. Your problem boils down to "Deltarune is not what I want in an RPG". Just know that something not being what you want doesn't mean it's a targeted attack.
>>539272236dess building a donkey kong level in her closet for no reason
>>539271981>so ive heard
Why is Toby requesting name suggestions from X, The Nazi App instead of bsky??
>>539272134NTA but the best guess I have is the Knight wants to be purified of it's own darkness, assuming it's Dess underneath it and Kris is trying to help. We're sealing fountains to grow strength for that purpose, but because purifying isnt killing the darkness will still be alive and actually start the roaring somehow
>>539271697oof those legs ahhh
who is togore
>>539272220because he's a fag
>>539271939I can't untake the dicepill
>>539272236spamton getting down on one knee and proposing to tenna
>>539272236Little Tenna in the middle of a pizza
>>539272367Because you touch yourself at night. And because he has more followers on there.
>>539272448Kris if they monster
>>539272134>You held the crystal up to your eye.>For some strange reason, no matter how you look...>The prophecy's text does not warp in the crystal's lens.>You held the crystal up to your eye.>For some strange reason...>The prophecy's text does not warp in the crystal's lens.>You shook the crystal...>However, nothing changed.Well, clearly they want the prophecy changed, and think the Crystals can do that. Or, at least, Kris does.
>>539272448his light world form is the aborted fetus of toriel
did Asgore 1v1 the Knight for the shard?
>>539272236her wearing a bikini
>>539272236>Requests (if you don't mind)Chara carrying a P90 (idk why but vibes tell me she'd like the gun)Chara nibbling on Anon's soul as he shivers on her lap.
>>539272541whiteboard turns all into dicepillers
>>539272723And won, too. You can't get the shard unless you win that encounter.
>>539272236Lancer and Frisk holding hands
>>539272723Carol gave it to him.Knight 1v1 is for chapter 6
>>539272236Tenna motivating me to get off my sorry ass and study
>>539272657
>>539272657Chara did this
>>539272723Maybe. The obvious connection was that the person on the phone(i.e. the Roaring Knight, because kris is clearly working with them) was Carol. A smart cookie would notice that Asgore showed up first, completely ignored Susie, interrupted as soon as she mentioned the code, and had a BlackShard. Someone familiar with Hussie's writing would know that it's a double fake out. In fact, the person on the phone and the Knight being one and the same is just an assumption on your part.But Toby wants to trick players into thinking Asgore is the Knight, on top of being a future boss.
>>539272236draw nurse noelle and soldier kris like those propaganda posters
>>539272989no toby fox did that and i will never forgive him
I want to go back in time and tell pre-deltarune /utg/ that half of the thread during the 10th anniversary will be people lusting over a fat TV head man and his troglodytic conman boyfriend
abuse pluey
>>539272657>"Why don't you grab my ears while fuck my bu-" >He was shot 37 times
did you guys know that reindeer can "purr"
>>539272992the Carol and the voice on the phone can't be the same, because Carol speaks normally on the call with Kris in the weird route.
>>539272367Bluesky is fucking ass for getting engagement
>>539261049secret pippins
>>539273238in the butt?
>>539273139there's literally nothing wrong with that. and all we've gotten is the newsletter at least wait for the stream over the weekend for actual 10th anniversary shit to happen
>>539273304>Susie and kris find this fact out>They decided to mess with noelle about it>Kris scratches her first, she purrs but then gets all defensive about it>Susie goes next with nice scratch between her ears and horns>Noelle instantly cums
>>539273305Neither Carol or Asgore are Mike (the voice on the phone). But the Roaring Knight is using illusion magic to disguise and shapeshift, so we do not know. In fact, we don't know if all the text showed was all that was said.Andrew Hussie, years ago, expressed frustration with the readers guessing correctly at future story beats. So now we are here. A fuckload of information, completely disjointed.
i liek gote
>>539273601>Andrew Hussie, years ago, expressed frustration with the readers guessing correctly at future story beatsWhat causes this behavior?Should people just be happy with the fact that their fans are on the same page as them
I love this baby frisk on the whiteboard.
>>539269262its almost like toby fox wrote this game
>>539273139I predicted the fat TV head part
>>539272992What I don't understand is why Asgore and Carol both come home early on the weird route, when Kris is never shown making a call. Do they call one or both of them offscreen, just to say "help"?
>>539273839is there more to this
>>539273139I tried to abstain but couldn’t
>>539273341we found the true identity of the dossierano
>>539273601>Mike (the voice on the phone)???
>>539273761>Ain't no better story than one told with sparkling eyes.>She ain't got no fear, that one. Doubt, irony, that's what poisons your story...>That, and too much predictability.Aspiration to being a good writer is what causes it and not doing subversions for the sake of subversion, like hacks such as Shyamalan and JarJar Abrams.
>>539272236Asriel as Ace from one piece
>>539273139and it still makes more sense than the people who jacked off to Sans desu
>>539273839Why did she do this? why is dess so fucked up?
December 25, 2026.
>>539273839Jesus that's fucked.
>>539273839>boy>clearly afab kris
>>539272609
>>539273986Asgore is already in the house before Kris and Susie arrive either way.
>>539274036If you didn't get Spamton's half-sane ramblings, "Mike" was his way of referring to the man on the phone.>>539273986Asgore was already there. He probably called Carol.
>>539273839Damn...
happy tenth birthday unders tail(deltarune is better tho)
>>539273996No.
>>539273839giwtwm utg peaked when we were still getting yandoe
So, was this REALLY about Trans Noelle, Human Dess, or both?
>>539273839most thematically molested character of all time
>>539271697https://archiveofourown.org/works/69185731I like this person's stuff a lot because they are thoroughly unafraid to write Tenna as being an absolute nightmare to deal with from both a professional and an intimate standpoint.
>>539272857cognitohazard
>>539274320>nightmareone could even say he's some king of...your best nightmare...
drew this for the anniversary
>>539273341full of information...
>>539274308It's about everything. Every theory is true, just not necessarily in this world.
>>539274059>>539274079She’s just testing how loyal and trusting Kris is. And it’s not that bad. When she’s done, she’ll cuddle with him and tell him how proud she is of him.
>>539273839Why does everyone in this general want dess to be straight up evil?
>>539274417spoidah
fave begs you to screw them in the rear because its the only way to cure their prostate cancer (they dont have prostate cancer)
>>539274417
>>539274482SHELOOKSLIKEA KAREN
>>539274482I don't.
>>539273839sauce?
>>539274315I like how that’s technically a tumblr quote and not a /utg/ original. Violation mind
>>539274482start liking evil women
>>539274398What the...
>>539274190>"Mike" was his way of referring to the man on the phone.Not true. Spamton is on good terms with Mike, while his entire downfall was caused by the guy on the phone ghosting him and sending his sales down the drain. Furthermore, we already saw the "real" Mike in Chapter 4 if you go to the right after talking with the three fake Mikes. That guy is the one who Tenna used to ask for help, who decided to disappear into the darkness of his room after Spamton left TV Time. This is directly mentioned by Small Mike, the Green Pippins, when he mentions that Tenna thinks Mike acts strange ever since "that guy" (Spamton) left.
>>539274482I don't want her to necessarily be evil, but a problematic person with a degree of culpability for her own doom
>>539274315What about Lisa Armstrong?
>>539274453show me the world where pippin mike can drink battery acid
>>539274521whats with one piece fans showing up on /utg/
>>539274308Neither of those things are cool thematically or conceptually lmao
>>539274514I'd cure not just Kris's brain cancer but also his brain cancer through his ass>>539274482I love evil women and I want to rape Kris so I imagine Dess doing it as my proxy
>>539274482>>539274639Pretty sure this came from /doe/ originally.
>>539273587>>Noelle instantly cumsWhen I read this, the noelle scream sound followed by lancer splat sound played in my head
>>539274736That’s literally. Not thematically or metaphorically
>>539274482Undertale/Deltarune fans are the personification of "The Raped" so they all wish the games were darker to match their angst
>>539274923I hate that i can hear that in my head
>>539274865*not just prostate cancer but also his brain cancerfuckkk what I get for typing with my dick in my hand>>539274875Ohh. Well it's great and I hope anon out there knows I think it's great.
>>539274958We inherited it from the Homestuck fanbase.
>>539274723>Tenna always said "Mike acted different" after the other guy left.>WHAT other guy!? WHAT different!?>Tenna had a Mike>he disappeared>Spamton had a man on the phone>he ditched him>Jevil "One day, he met a strange someone..."I am alleging this is all one person we know is being referred to as "Mike".
>>539274417what's the original
>>539274727Why? Because the idea of her being innocent and being unable to save her is too much to handle?
>>539264251He will die at the end of the chapter
I was not in the homesick fandom I never read and know nothing about it
>>539275283me too
>>539275283I watched jacksepticeye play one of the games
>battat's cum will probably turn acid for a short period of timeouch.
>>539275283Doesn’t matter. A ton of its cultural got carried over to the Undertale fanbase, so you’ve been affected by it without even knowing it.
>>539274320>Or when he helped himself to a slice of cake sitting untouched in the break room fridge that you had purchased out-of-pocket as a collective birthday celebration for that month.fatty...i should write my own Tenna workplace competitive sexual humiliation but with weight gainThe chapter where remote controls were treated as illegal weapons in the office made me lol, good stuff
>>539275231what if the green pippins couldn’t talk cuz the battery acid fucked up his throat for the rest of the chapter lmao
>>539274857What is it about, then? Clearly there's metatext here.
you didn't hear this from me but they're considering locking the anniversary stream chat to emote only. it's probably gonna come down to a last minute decision though it's pretty much a 50/50
>>539264251He's made of plastic instead of vinal. Specifically a type of plastic that can kinda withstand battery acid
>>539274736>KRIS: The Painful
>>539275537and he actually found out who Mike was, and can't write it down
>>539275432NO!!!! I'M PURE!!!!!
>>539274736>>539275618Someone post that image of dialogue of Susie saying to stop sparing the perverts that are trying to touch her and kris
Smells like someone needs diapers~
>>539275579It’s about the goofy goofsters that call every little bit of speculation a theory. Also it’s saying it’s fine if you think something could be true cuz it’s cool (green pippins concedes to zapper by not tossing that stupid drink). >it HAS to be about a specific theory It does not lol
Any /utg old heads lurking for the 10th anniversary?
>>539275832Toby could easily have been thinking about one thing and speaking generally.
>>539263550i'm well into my 30s and still almost exclusively like "kids" games (indies and shit i grew up with mostly), they're legit a million times better than whatever triple a "adult gaming" slop ea or ubisoft has shat out latelyi'd be surprised if i was the oldest here though, tons of 4channers never truly leave or eventually come back and the site's been around for 21 years
>>539275641>Pippins tries to draw a pic as proof>It comes out strange (egg room parallel)please let it happen Toby it would be so funny
>>539275908Hi. I remember dropping in here for a brief moment after playing the demo and mentioning how much I enjoyed the Toriel fight and the sense of heartache the music gave me, and I got like 4 replies almost immediately telling me to leave until I beat the game.I'm glad I took that advice.
>>539275487tv liek food
haha what a funny storyanyway hows your sex life /utg/?
>>539275908Not an oldfag because i only showed up on 2020 and left in early 2022 and came back 2 and a half months.
>>539275618I wish Asriel was wandering a blasted wasteland searching for Kris after he was kidnapped to be raped and bred as the last human but Kris was just too ugly and grew a messiah complex. Buzzo can be uhhh Dess and Rando can be Pizzapants or some shit.
It's Undertale's 10th anniversary and all you people can talk about are Pippins and Battat. What if I think Battat SUCKS?
>>539276036>sexual bullying fat slut bossboner
>>539276045Wow, hahanonexistent
>>539276045i don't like sex or intimacy. if i feel horny i just draw pippins sex
SEXTODAY
>>539276045im an aspie
>>539276036he's eating on the toilet
>>539276045my girlfriend wants to fuck pluey
>>539264462The typical anime female is an abuser of men.
>>539276045I don't feel sexual desire for other people
>>539276280HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OHHHH MY SIDES ARE ON FIRE FUNNIEST SHIT IVE EVER HEARD HOLY FUCK
>>539276045Oh, don't make me laugh so hard, I'm a little sick.
>>539276280well you might as well order the costume now and see if you can salvage your relationship sooner than pick up the pieces later
>>539276281It's slapstick intended to be taken with levity
>>539276280The cat furry strikes again.
>>539275771I'm rubbing his nose into it next time>>539275749Sconding
>>539276260He can't even stop shoveling snacks down his screen in the bathroom. Or maybe he locks himself in there on purpose to hide his gluttony, as if it's not blatantly obvious to everyone else in TV World.
>>539276045I haven't had sex in about 4 years and I honestly never want to again. I'd make an exception for Fave.
>>539276045never had sex but in the few times I've had sexual interactions I've realized if I did that it would have been awful because I only attracted shitty people
I will eventually do justice for these idiots
>>539276407Only a coomer will think like this.
>>539276280I don't get it, why is this supposed to be a bad thing? Does she not want to fuck you anymore because of it? Otherwise you're just being an ass and shaming her for no reason.
>>539276067>too uglyThose guys were talking about Fardy, not Buddy.Also Dess would be Brad, and Kris would be Lisa, which would also make Susie Buzzo.
10 years since I met my OG faves. How time flies (it didn’t fly at all)
>>539276581You're out of your depth, autist
pippins would be cute on dakimakura keychains
>>539274482It's kind of a common thing and a few comics have led people to liking that 'archetype' of her character. I've seen it start to mellow out more though.They kind of want the same thing that happened with Undertale where you get 'X wasn't the best sibling' but with Dess now, which I do understand, but I doubt it'll be exactly the same.
I only know one thing and that is that the SOUL is a blind idiot god with a servant/tard wrangler to make sure something stupid doesn't happen
>>539276734i want to be his friend
kek
>>539276629>You’re such an autist to not bother with a woman that punches you and kicks you with no hesitation.I will rather go with some angel far stronger than me to crush my entire body effortlessly than deal with a woman that normally acts this vile.Just like Kris does.
>>539263124>It's as if you're expected to go through them at some point as a little retro guy
>>539276580https://youtu.be/jsXXKQ_nl30
>>539276651I want a big ass one of battat I want to hold my sweet little angel
>>539276734Soul also ages fast as fuck. It’s only been a few days in game, but 7 years for us.
>>539276280are you the guy whos girlfriend made this
yumes, tenna asks you to watch him jerk off in his hotel room like louis c.k to advance your comedy career, are you taking him up on the offer?
>>539276580I'm glad that Battat is the boss of the trio. Peak idiot humor
>>539276734Unfortunately true. Im not very smart and shouldn’t have been given the power of a god
I'm just glad berdshit is moldering in the grave rather than spamming anus porn this year
>>539276598It's been years since I touched Lisa. Forgot about Fardy. I like your ideas.
>>539275749
>>539277087He doesn't know it but I've secretly been watching him jerk off already so I agree.
>>539276597no it's not a bad thing it's just. well you know how it is. i don't have a fursuit. it's also like. a mute guy in a fursuit. acting like a cat. i don't know what to gather from that>>539277039friend of my girlfriend and also yes maybe
>>539277091who else but the tiniest and angriest to be the one barking orders
how the hell did he get away with this in the truck freak email
>>539277017>The soul ages fast because we age in real life Anon, the soul is literal god in Deltarune. One day is a thousand years and a thousand years is a day.
>>539277087he has to eat several whole pizzas and tubs of ice cream before fapping or i'll release the footage to every dark world
>>539276580the three stooges
>>539276997(me) I adjusted the gif's speed the best I could to match Air Waves
>>539276523That tiny tail...
i want to fucking grab and crush faves ass like a hawk fucking about to crush and kill and eat a fucking rat with its fucking talons
>>539274958Okay so then follow up question, why is everyone here so obsessed with rape and molesting/being molested?
>>539277298Even Gods can die.
>>539277276next time deltarune is delayed he has to come on stage wearing a conical hat and fake buck teeth saying "SO SORRY PREASE NO CHAPTO 5 UNTIR 2027"
>>539277406its very mesmerizing with the music
>>539276997Funny, I always hear Funky Town in my head when I look at that gifhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V_wyZdgVMg
>>539277492Only the retarded and unensouled people. The gods of this general prefer consensual, loving sex.
>>539277492Toby accidently made all of his characters really molestable
>>539277492it’s hot.
>>539271567CALVO
>>539277592nice, it also fits. iirc some characters are cat dancing in the cafe to this song, right?
>>539277503And how did that turn out with Jesus three days later?
>>539276598And Frisk is Buddy?
my dad just told his grandson "you're my fave"
>>539277492chapter 4
>>539277464
>>539277868this anon's dad's grandson is now my fave
>>539277868asgore moment
>>539277204Thanks
tenna and spamton competing to give kris the most orgasms
>>539278163>YOU GET [[DEAL$! GAMES! PRIZES!]]
>>539278231They both lose to Dess
Good night /utg/Happy 10th anniversary!
>>539277492I've always been obsessed with rape because I'm a fujo but Kris in the recent chapters really drew me in
remember when noelle raped kris? good times
>>539278337if any kresspamtenna art gets made the universe explodes sorry I don't make the rules
>>539278231finally, a good post. Tenna has the size, but Spamton has the stamina
>>539277492I am not, thank goodness
>>539278360As it should be
All your other ships are inferior
>>539278163
noticing the faggot(s) who complains about fujos bitches about spamtenna but not the kris pederasty. this is because pedophilia/"ephebophilia" is a problem across both sexes and different sexualities, but gets treated unequally based on the status of the perpetrator and target.
does anyone here want to touch buttsi am faveless irl
>>539278719you can touch mine but you'll still be second to fave for me
>>539278719Ill touch ur butt
>>539278589what even is this gifwhat an odd animation style slithering
Tenna fart GIF
frick
Anyone else draw and like what you did in the moment but eventually end up deeply unsatisfied by everything you've recently drawn? Hahaha I fucking hate everything, I hate myself so much, everything about me, I should drink battery acid too.
>>539278445I dont even know how that would workkris doesn't have that much body space to fuckoverstimulating in a bad way
>>539278685lowkey, they might hate spamtenna because it isn't "problematic enough"(no age gaps, no pedophilia, no incest, no major power imbalance, no noncon, wait they definitely did have consent issues) and it grinds their gears that a very tame ship got popular
>>539279042I try to draw and hate what I do in the moment. Actual that applies to just about everything I do every day. Save some battery acid for me.
No one aura farms in the history of everything except Piccolo
>>539279359I stare at this thread with my arms crossed and my eyes shaded
>>539277406 (You)Based
What, still here? Hand it over. That thing, the clock app...For my autism.
>>539279216Kek, you'd think they'd love a ship with two sleazy old men instead of one, but then they'd have to self-insert as one of them and that kills the noncer/noncee fantasy.
>>539278668Officer Dess rapes him in the nxext part
>>539278685women can't rape also Kris pederasty is for everyone not just fujos>>539279216I think a faggot(s) who complains about fujos would complain about spamtenna for any stupid reason.
El zippozappo lmao
>>539279551But Spamton is literally minor coded!(also some artists do draw him pretty childlike especially when it's Addispam)
does Togore have autism or is he just really chill with it
>>539279603Ghislaine Maxwell posting live on /utg/ everyone
>>539278685For me in particular, I just don’t like Spamtenna or Pippins. They get posted so much that it’s practically all anyone here ever talks about now. The Kris rape is infrequent enough for me to ignore, but it’s just a constant flow of Spamton, Tenna, and the Pippins. You could rename this place /tvg/ and it would fit.
>>539279859theres nothing wrong with himhes just like that
Fujos, it looks like we still have some naysayers who cant accept the new reality....*pats yaoi paddle on hand*
>>539279042yeah but then I keep drawing and I keep drawing and I
>>539279896They mostly went after little girls though and my Kris is male
>>539279942>You could rename this place /tvg/Great idea, Anon! Mike, get on it!!
>>539275169
>>539279942>You could rename this place /tvg/What a fantastic idea!
I think when I was like 14-15 I tried to play a Touhou game but got confused on which to actually play and how to even install it so I just went and did something else
>>539280262I would create split threads every single time because I then have the excuse there isnt a /utg/ thread
>>539278526Who takes Kris's ass and who takes Kris's mouth?I think Tenna would be soft and sweet as he lovingly bobs kris's head up and down his cock and kisses their face. (Whether they like it or not!)And Spamton would roughly screw them from behind like a horny dog.Or the opposite, tenna would whimper and whine as he fills kris's pussy with cum as spamton fucks their throatEither way Kris gives a lot more attention to Spamton which pisses Tenna way off and makes him try harder to keep up with that little mailman.
>>539278932sexiest frick Ive seen in 5 years
>>539279859Yes.
>>539279216people hate spamtenna because they're ugly
>>539278685Kris pederasty is based and it pisses off normie tourists who cry about it being problematic because of age gap, pedophilia, incest, major power imbalance, noncon
>>539280257>Alphys just off screen, frantically taking notes for her next fic
>>539280196Oh, you got an anode on you alright. See that's what he's talking about. Spread your anode open, dude. You can do the CRT shaker, huh? The TV shaker; gimme the TV shaker, dude, shake your anode! Take your cap off it and shake that shit. Pull your pants down, I know you can shake it, shake it! Yeah that's some TV anode right there. Oh yeah, that'll work. You got the fatback, dude! God damn. Look good, bro? Yes. Yeah nice, huh? Alright that'll work for him. Put that surge protector on.
>>539279942we're going to hook you up to a propippinroganda machine like in a clockwork orange
>>539280567Fujos are like the swifties on /utg/Unwell
>>539280346Literally same the first one is like this weird ball bouncing game and I was like wtf is this this isnt the crazy shootemup with waifus then I just gave up and bullied /jp/ cuties
Kris has downs syndrome and all the aura farming is simply a representation of what it feels like to be a downy. Berdly will go to jail for having sex with Kris.
toriel wants to know why there are wire hangars in your closet
>>539280668Get swifty*head bounces*
>NORTHERNLIGHT is THE THORN RING with no L ("Noelle")Still haven't decided if this was intentional or an absurd coincidence.
Tenna and Spamton taking frivolous flights in their private jet plane over short distances that could be easily driven by cungadero
>>539280668They're faillenials?
>>539280865Tobias Fox loves his anagrams. 100% intentional
I like kris pederasty and spamtenna and battenna and mike polycule and kriselle and krusie and kerdly and kralsei and krisriel and long walks on the beach
>>539280496this guy would be a master fushigi-ist
>>539280828I don't have a "closet", Toriel. It's called a wardrobe. There's a difference. One is part of the house's architecture and the other is a piece of furniture.
>>539280567Tenna is hot though, only Spamton is ugly
>>539280668FORGOTTEN MAN is like the egg man behind a treeWell, there was not a man here.
>>539278685it couldn't possibly be that spamtenna has flooded the entire fandom and not everyone has the same tastes? it becomes obnoxious at some point. also>pedophiliaKris, nor any other character, has a specified age. They could be freshmen in high school or seniors. Proclaiming "pedo" just because you don't like something/interpret it a different way makes you a massive faggot>>539279216>>539279551go back to xitter, acting like catty bitches over your ship is pathetic. and you wonder why people are sick of you
