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16 days until Fuji Kiseki!
This general is going to the dogs
If you queue now you make it easy for the whale janny to get them winsWait 11 hours to register to get an automated seed instead of a janny
Aw jeez!! Kids that don't listen to what they're told get kisses from the president, you know!!
Teio!
>korean guide
>good blue and pink>shit white>shit blue and pink>good whitethe loop only breaks when you run out of borrows
surely she will trigger groundwork...
>>539262101always been that way
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty buttsniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt
Which horse is lore-wise the greatest grinder? Who trains all day, every day even if they stink
Dear finalists! Remember, winning is not skill. It is luck. So increase your luck. You can be blessed by our beloved Shiraoki-sama, allowing you to win easily! Respond to this post, praise your luck God and you'll win your finals!
I'm trying to understand how inheritance works in regard to S distance sparks. to boost a mile C to mile A I need 6* worth of mile sparks, and those are applied at the start of a run. can those same 6* of sparks trigger again during inheritance to give mile S or do I need a separate 3* worth of sparks to be able to inherit the S?
My first 2* stam spark in weeksI fucking hate spark farming
>>539262441Other uma's butts matter too, y'know
>>539262470
>>539262537The latter. They can trigger again during inheritance, sometimes even twice
>>539262537>can those same 6* of sparks trigger again during inheritance to give mile Syes
>>539262450Oguri Cap (as in peak)
>>539262569Just two uma butts is pushing it. I fear if I go after any more, I will suffer the wrath of Grass' naginata.
One month to go front chads
>>539262569Proof?
I NEED TO KNOW if losing the Uma finale (the VERY LAST race) still gives you ANY stats. I am trying to build an uma under B and my ranking is RIGHT ON THE LINE, I need to know whether I can train 1 more time or not if I'm flunking the finale. Lust provoking image for answer.
>starts making sex sounds every time her energy dips below half (which is approximately half the time spent in career mode)How do you play Suzuka without having to masturbate?
What are some good CM3 Front Runner cards, specifically ones with green skills?
>https://gall.dcinside.com/mgallery/board/view/?id=umamusu&no=1218212>https://gall.dcinside.com/mgallery/board/view/?id=umamusu&no=1220012Bros... is 600 stamina a gaslight?
>>539262986You have the Suzuka card right?Can't call yourself a frontchad without it.
>>539262470I'm cum tributing Shiraoki tonight
>>539262743I don't remember Machikanefukukitaru being this stacked
>>539262101>>539262353Enhance 224-176. Enhance. Stop. Move in. Stop. Pull out track right. Stop. Center in pull back. Stop. Enhance.
>>539263084You let her masturbate you instead
>>539263049The director can give u stats
>>539262470LUCK FOR THE LUCK GOD
>>539262743This had me worried because I thought my wife was flipping me off. Luckily she isn't, so this is a fine picture.
>>539263049you get the same stats from reporter if you've levelled her, you get diminished stats from director based on your friendship with her(it's like 2 +13s and 3 +3s at max)
>>539262470I said my rabbits this month, surely that will see me to victory.
>>539263010
>>539263049you get stats after URA for various reasons
>>539262470SHE ANSWEREDI BELIEVE, SHIRAOKI-SAMA
>>539263304Isn't that only if you actually WIN? I may be flunking it in order to ensure I stay in B and need to know if I'll gain NO stats. Fuck, how do I tell if I leveled the reporter if she hasn't showed up in my training...>>539263240For *losing*???
>>539262470PRAISE SHIRAOKI-SAMA
>>539263464no anon I was just joking you don't get any stats at all don't worryfucking retard
>>539262470I already won since getting 3rd in group A finals is the same as winning group B finals
>>539262470Praise unto Shiraoki! Bringer of great luck and fortune.
>>539263198>text
>>539263529I'm new and trying my best to win Open grade :(
Alright I can work with this
>>539263049+15 to all stats from director IIRC if you in, around +10 if you lose. Then +3/+5 (can't rember exactly) to all stats from Otonashi, depending on friendship level. Also getting the 'good ending' (winning URA) with your trainee is another +5 to all stats.
>>539263049Here is the answerIf you lose the URAYou will get stats from the director aloneShe gives you 10 to 13 depending on your race bonusAnd will only give you 1 to 3 to your two highest stats, usually Speed and Power
>>539263617don;'t worry buddy just send it you won't get any extra stats i promiseyou caught me out on my lies, now finish your career and scoop up those +0s from the director
Bakushiiiin with an orange that snuck into there.
>>539263109Do your own math. Running style, wit, etc, matters.The math checks out (and also you can take a recovery if needed)
Teio likes doggy style
>>539263634>>539263667>>539263694
>>539263532Actually you get 10,000 less monies and 5,000 less support points.
>>539263198
>>539263618>guts>pace chaser it's glue
>one run gets cooldown but no gourmand>another gets gourmand but no cooldownwhy is this so COMMON
>>539263667>She gives you 10 to 13 depending on your race bonusThe recommended race bonus to have is 35, which makes it give you 14. You can go higher of course.
>>539263839Now watch me luckshit my way into winning group A finals with the worst goldshit known to man
WTF I thought you need to whale to win URA Finals. Still got it with this newfag build.
>>539263836Also calcs tend to undershoot your actual score. Or at least it always gives me a slightly lower number with around a 100/200 points margin of error, so if you're right on top of the limit you'll probably go over even if you lose URA.
>>539263763link?
Digitan LOVE
>>539263876Nah I'm cycling it for Savvy, Corners and Groundwork untill I get the good blues and pinks
>>539263875cant believe that i wanna fuck a dog
Ummmm
>>539263618>guts>THREE STAR PACE CHASERyou literally couldn't get worse, that pace chaser pink is going to haunt your entire lineaget. knower
>>539262986>one month to go>zero gibs
I'm sick and tired of gaslighters.Find me one, SINGLE Japanese source of "Hidden stat boosts" needed for the upcoming CM. No, you do NOT need "601 stamina" and "301 guts" for a speed boost. There is NO source or backing of this ANYWHERE in Japanese guides or documentation.
>>539264259One week until we get 30 carats a day instead of 20, though!
>>539263974That's pretty decent, newfriend. Enough to win URA consistently on almost any Uma.You can still lose to bad RNG even with godlike stats tho, but that's what clocks are for ;).
>>539263875>hotter than Oguri AND won the derby
>>539264259They delayed milestones rewards for global. We're missing 3 if we go by the jp schedule at this point.
Uh, bros, what did she mean by this???
>>539264287Okay, you don't need them. Go ahead, farm your "aces" without following that gimmick, be yourself.
>>539264320was this confirmed somewhere?
>>539264287Japanese CM documentation is notoriously shit because they are retarded and were figuring things out as they went. You want Korean CM documentation.
>>539264049https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1FR2qtkoc5teRJJ3Qnde6PaMevsdubXuJpsg09CTFtVo/edit?gid=0#gid=0
>>539264287I made it up as a joke, *sigh* anon you don't need to get so agitated
>>539264428>>539264437>>539264424So sick of you fucking gaslighting retards.
>>539263049You get zilch for failing the finale itself (and zilch for the Normal End), but my maxed Otonashi (+5 all, +20 SP) and Director (+13 Speed/Power/Guts, +3 Stamina/Wit, +30 SP) still gave me stats.
>>539264425No the only confirmation is they're going to increase carat rewards in some capacity on the 22nd and beyond, they didn't elaborate
Form your own opinion
Trainer school never prepared me for this.
>>539264361The only reason she won the derby is because Oguri Cap (as in peak) wasn't allowed to run, the yakuza was too scared shitting their pants because of La Bestia de Kasamatsu
>>539264461if you are angry at them, join them, make an gaslighting guide
>>539264287It's right above gas line so it's probably that.
I heard if you use the Make Debut tag on tag on your horse they get +100 on every stat as a hidden stat boost during CMs on tuesdays
>>539263974>WTF I thought you need to whale to win URA FinalsI was winning URA finals with whatever random SSR cards I got out of my first pulls with carats as a newfag There are some uma exceptions with horrible careers because of their rivals and dogshit default skillset (Taishin fuck you) and you probably need to use a couple of clocks a day in the first week or so of playing.
>>539264527Fillymaking sex with Creek!
>>539264608I always put make debut tag on all my CM umas unless it's a hot spring winner
>>539263464Well I flopped a URA semi-finals and still got director stats but I think she was maxed?
>>539264425>>539264497They raised the daily carats back in jp half-anni. Inb4 they just accelerate that change, and global doesn't actually get anything extra
>>539264660I don't think she'd say no...
>>539264495>>539263694>>539263529YOU GUYS are fucking RETARD KEKOLDS. I bet on the other anons answer and saved my run. Director DOES give you points in each stat for losing. FUCKERS. ALMOST GOT ME, FUCKING ASSHOLES.
>>5392646524 SSRs is a whale deck
Super Creek celebrating over dinner with a trainer, colorized
>>539264660>>539264752But anon, to her (You) are the filly.
>>539262103>Wait 11 hours to register to get an automated seed instead of a jannyChat is this real? I wanna win too
I only listen to Seriru videos
>>539264287you will be surprised when you learn about the hidden bonus stats of claw machines
>posting a nigger
>updrafts my TaishinNothing personal vodkeks
>>539264793>pulling random dogshit with the free carats you start with is whale btwEmbarassing
>>539264817god she's fucking hot
maybe a controversial take but CM would be more fun it if was 18 slots i.e 6 players rather than 3
You get hidden +30% speed stat if you get dubs BTW
>>539264906True, but still a tryhard that's likely to end up whaling
>Seiun Sky run>borrow run>somehow every relevant green presents itself, wet conditions, sunny day, right handed, summer runner>hit all the good hints>hit all the g1s>no groundworkwant to end it all right now
>>539264825I like Seriru too but I will need that Gemini Platinum title before I commit to this relationship.
>>539264527Welcome to the School of Soft Boobs.
It is ONLY 2.99 to have TWENTY-ONE MORE CAREER RUNS
>>539265001Yeah, lets increase people getting pissed over no platinum by 150%
update on >>539257947, his ENTIRE roster is gutsmaxxed
>>539264756Rude, I was fucking helping (and forgot to attach proof). But if anyone else needed proof, here.
Oguri Crap
>>539264756You can always trust Tachychads with information, we just want to widen and expand our knowledge of the game
What mood are finals set to?
>>539265190Yup, thats how you overstat the umas into being shit. Gratz on the spot, make sure you put up a good breeding uma because normies are about to scout you.
>>539265190This is what happens when Tazuna keeps telling you lack guts and push a man too far with the RNG
>>539264287Here you go bro https://gametora.com/ja/umamusume/racetracks/tokyo#1600-%E8%8A%9D
>>539265190wonder how they manage to retain, but that looks like a pretty obtainable way to get S rank, thats pretty f2p deck
which track did you guys used to make CM3 rooms? i want to make some but with this many g1s mile i dunno which is better
>>539265283Great.
only a full deck of MLB SSRs (NOT counting welfare cards like Dober/Spe, story mode cards, or Ulala) is whale-tier
>>539265001based, accelerate global eos NOW!
>>539264756>HELP DOES LOSING GIVE YOU STATS????>yes>REEEEALLYYYY? I DON'T BELIEVE YOU!!!>ok retard>SEEEEE??? LOOK! LOSING GIVES YOU STATS! YOU ARE WRONG! I AM SILLY!!!
>>539265074gyeh
>>539265190holy
>>539265001This image is sending me. I gotta watch this fucking show already
>>539264660>>539264821Uh-oh.
>>539263974lol what? why the fuck would you think whaling was needed? Pretty sure you can complete URA finals with an entire deck of MLB R's
>>539265372Nothing there refers to that.
>>539265376You can easily make an S uma if you really wanted to, with max speed/wits. Worthless for everything but high rank. Even on sprint i would stay at 600-700 wits
>>539265190So I can ger S Rank carats if I gutsmax?
>>539265331my friend list is already maxed out so it doesn't help me that much, but it's very funny
>>539265376He's probably working on the rewards for getting high ratings. I ought to do that at some point since I have all those guts cards too.
>>539265652Prune out people who are 5 days away then.
>>539265378Victoria Mile and Yasuda Kinen are the ones I usually see.
>>539265497https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbQzoIkXlX4
Are you going to win the finals?
>>539265603nah I've tried with just SS spd/wit - its pretty hard to get past low 13k with that. The gutsmaxxer is because they have 3 stats around 1k, plus probably grabbed golds>>539265663my thought as well, although it probably only adds up to around 1k-1.5k carats S ranking your TT team (plus the carats for getting S). So, for that much effort? May as well wait till maint unless desperate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cI4RG9bcCR8well? what do you think?
>>539265580Do you even know Japanese?
does it matter if i queue now or later
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQ_G5dGSvgk
>>539265573My first runs (Bakushin, Daiwa) ended up 8th in semifinals. Front runners, totally swamped in the beginning. I am surprised I got it this time.
>>539265492get a real personality /v/tard
>>539265750thanks
>>539265891DONT QUEUE NOW
>>539265887you're so fucking stupid
>don't see a 9* stamina Seiun Sky with 3* Mile 3* Groundwork and 3* Green SkillsUhh bros I thought you said you could just borrow everything for CM3 aces?
>>539265741the problem with replenishing friends list from top 100 is that it's only shitters/reroll accounts that add you, so your friend list very quickly becomes a graveyard of Let's have fun! G+ daiwa scarlet aoi lv. 5 botsI've already been pruning 2 day inactives for the past month or so and it's fucking tedious
>>539265891Doesn't matter, you won't get matched now but in 12 hours.
>>539265891this is a pre-registration, you don't race today, but you have to register otherwise you're out of the finals (or you get the team you last used idunno, just register anytime before the limit)
>>539265958>he doesn't know Japanese
What're some skills to try and get on late surger for CM3? I've seen 'slick surge' as the big one
>>539265958>you don't know japanese!?>NO I DONT BUT YOU'RE STILL FUCKIN STURPID REEEEEEEEElmao calm down kiddo
>>539265891We all get thrown into a bingo machine for the next 12 hours. Then game rolls all the matches for another 12 and then you watch your recorded race.Gl with the whales and blocks anon.
>>539265925cards make it much easier but even with a bunch of 0LBs you can pull it off as you learn how to handle the career. If you succeeded after just a few tries, you're ahead of the curve. I went in 100% blind and maybe failed my first 10-20 careers back in my first few days
>>539265958I can feel the seething embarrassment from across the monitor
>>539265502Just wait 18 turns bro
>>539265958本当にアホですね
Do you believe you will be matched with shitters in the finals?
>>539265958ケツを食ベる
>>539266179You can almost hear him dragging those goalposts
>>539266004The last team you used will carry over, the event details mention it.
>>539266257yes, i paid them enough to fix my matches
>>539266257im already happy with my 2nd, unless i win the 50/50 and goldship decides to win
>>539265948>>539265990>>539266004>>539266157gotcha so register now and receive my second place nothing later
>>539266257>you will be matched with shittersI am the shitter
>>539266257Last time i got matches with true jobbers and my golshi got brocked to shit. Teio won by lucky bullshit
>1 white sparkoh fuck OFF
>get taurus platinum and gemini platinum>set banner to taurus platinum>get accused of being a coping loser that didn't get first in gemini>set banner to gemini platinum>get accused of being a coping loser that didn't get first in taurusThere's no winning for the whales, is there?
CM3 Room 94907582 bring 3 umas
Not very toraina of you
>>539266395There's always someone shittier than you
>>539266257I made it to A finals with a 18/70 record. I am said shitter.
Filtering that image
JP futuregods tell me, does the daily sale ever get reworked in future updates?I don't know if I could stand having to stop grinding my daily races 3 times a day for several years because it's already annoying to me.
>>539266257doubt it. top bracket was a hell of a filter. I only encountered a few lucky understated umas in all my group a matches and I queued at different timezones each ticket
>>539266395God I love these edits
>>539266591yes it all goes into the shop at the same time if you leave it alone so you can bulk purchase at Costco
You really think shitters can make it to A Finals?
Can this win cm3?
>>539266479You niggas have CM3 aces already?
>>539266475This is why you win platinum in your birth month zodiac and never change it from there
>>539266681Maybe at turf A
>>539266591It does IIRC. They make it less retarded and the daily shops 'stack', at least according to what a JPfag said like 20 threads ago.
Easy.
>>539265497Umayon was so much better than Umayuru it's not even funny.
>>539266662I did.
So...how many "anons that forgot to change his team to proper aces" you expect tommorow?
>>539266704taurusGODS... we already won...
>get to finals>gold recovery won't activate>losethis will be (You)
>>539262470Thank you Shiraoki-sama. I will now have a thousand children with fuku
>1 (ONE) speed rainbow in the entire final year with FOUR speed cardshow is this not illegal?
>>539266847The guy who runs his gold ship nuke team will forget to change
>>539266223Oh yeah. That wasn't too bad.
>>539266479resultscaptcha:wjrng
>22 hours from nowhttps://files.catbox.moe/e1gwul.mp4
>>539266751'ate condor pasasimple as
>>539266847MEI DIDN'T REALIZE THE RACES WEREN'T STARTING RIGHT NOWHowever, I am in open league, so I may still have a chance. Rate my aces. Yes, I know the stat totals are REALLY FUCKING LOW, that's the whole purpose of open league, these are right at the cusp of being disqualified for being B+.
>>539267246but youtubers told me front maru is bad
>>539266479>Groundwork didn't proc and Suzuka failed the pace up with rollsA vision of my finals match, but I'll continue gambling with three fronts instead of hedging my bets with a late surger
>>539267297They've got the stamina alright
>>539266694i started making my aces today, but i got kinda lucky in the trainings, just unlucky on inspirations
Why do they need 24 hours to rig our matches against whales?
>>539266479>>539267246>Vodka blocked into oblivion>Tickezo somehow placing 3rd with 3/4ths distance from 2nd at B aptitudeI'll live and die by the Late Casino this CM3
>>539267297Hey, thats not too shabby. Fingers crossed, eh
>>539267260>22 hours from now
>Wit bad>Witmax>Win almost every race in career with no RNG.Wit is good. Only poorfags can't run good enough cards to witmax. 1200/600/1200/X/700 is the optimum whale statline.
1200+600+900+300+600 = 3600Even more BRVTAL statline than in Gemini. Literally unplayable without MLB Kitasan
>>539267382is one jap office worker making one by one the rooms ok
>CM3 date: 7th-14th octoberuh oh....
>>539267382>Why do they need 24 hours? To rig our matches against whales.FTFY
I love groundwork parent farming so much bros
>>539267370>>539267389Building for Open league and having to keep them below B+ has been an experience, and getting the minimum stamina is very limiting. It's very interesting. I'm basically banking on them just having enough stam and the raw stats, as I don't plan on them being able to proc anything beyond Meistro and Angling, which I need to win. They're both frontrunners, so they should hopefully keep the race moving quick to stamina check my competition.
>Do Zero Prep for Gemini>Find a Good parent with Long Sparks and Straightaway Spurt>Get Long S and Straightaway Spurt>+900 Speed and +1000 Stamina>2 gold Recoveries>Make it to A FinalsSure I lost to people with better optimized shit, but one lucky run was enough to beat everyone else. I tried making a better ones, but they never beat this one.
>the run i don't get groundwork from hints or inspiration i make an 8* stamina parentnyo...
Honestly, do you think global has a future? People are already demoralized and quitting over accelerated CMs, how will we survive the infamous MANT era?
>>539266792I thought this was from Umayuru. There's two of these things?
>>539263049God, you again? Can't you just fuck off?
>>539267502post deck
>>539267502So fucking much bros
>>539267482Wit is only needed for front runners, since they need to proc skills every second to not fall to the back.
>>539267534I dislike building for open because you nuke the rng for good parent lucky umas.
>>539267621umayon came first (and was better)
>>539267581>Honestly, do you think global has a future?Yes. I didn't read the rest of your post.
>>539267581it won't unless they become saints with generosityit can't be understated that uma was extremely big in japan during its first year, yet even MANT managed to almost kill all that hype
>>539263927Because 50% is greater than 25%.
>>539266662I did with just my Taurus team so yes
>>539267701No? Wit is needed for front because wit gives movement boost during mid leg.. And they need it because otherwise they'll get overtaken. Skill proc% increase is just a bonus.
another CM3 Room test 32932285 bring 3 umas
>>539267691It's over.
Damn I thought I would get closer than that at the very least
Is Fuji Kiseki worth using for CM3 ace runs?
What is the optimum parent for CM3?
Would anybody be interested in an Open league test? Bring only B or below Umas?
>>539267737Well... I can watch both I guess
>>539267731Me too except I don't have any luck. Otherwise I wouldn't be in fucking open league.
>>539267852at least you didnt finish below the NPC
>>539267852next time surely
>>539267893depends on the position. Sky is popular of course for her unique. you're going to want mile or turf pinks to roll for S or raise up aptitudes of those with mile A
>>539262470Praise be to Shiraoki
>>539267641It's just all the cards that have CM3 greensFuji Groove Flash Helios Suzuka and Creek for career safety since I had a streak of career fails due to low stam
>>539267581>>539267770>MANTqrd?
>>539262470In dire need of handholding spell
>>539267852Sweep Tosho is so cute umadacchis...
How am I supposed to reach the statline with these fucking cards???
>>539267502im lovin it
>>5392678392 slots still, someone wants to test umas for next cm?
>>539268032You like races and no days to train?
>>539268231nigga running HDR in umamusume
>>539268175That's the neat part...
>So many people on my friend list quit 5-4days agoI wonder what happened
>>539268032A scenario that bloated the gameplay loop so bad it almost killed the game. Career runs were hella long and super RNG and everybody hated it.
>>539268391Training on Venus helps with spark rolling
>seiun sky gets s in long>doesn't get swinging maestro or professor of curvature>800 speed 1000 stamfuck this shit it's happened TWICE and I haven't even bothered groundwork farming
>>539266704I thought about doing this. But my birthday falls on an odd day in a zodiac calendar. Depending on who you ask I'm either Taurus or Gemini. Here's to hoping I get gemini platinum too...
Can my 1100/1100/700 gold ship without spurt and Long S win the final bros...
>>539268497Have you donated recently? If not, your luck will be worse.
>marked
>Go through Seiun Sky's career>Story expects me to pity her with the whole "I'm not as good as my generation, that's why I'm pretending to be lazy and use deception." shtick>Meanwhile King Halo is a major character in Sky's story>Very strong implications that King Halo's going through the same struggles in the background as she did in her own career where she feels inferior to her generation and also has to discover she needs to move into Miles and Sprints>With the additional caveat that it seems like King doesn't have her own Trainer this time to support her>End up liking King Halo even more than the titular character's careerWas not expecting Seiun Sky to be outshined in her own career
>>539268453I noticed someone on my friends list changed their name to this a bit ago. Last online a week ago. :(
>>539268453I'm a complete shitter and even I qualified for group b finals. I got 1 win when I ran last night, I got three or four this morning.but the rewards are too shit for the time invested I cannot be running career every day, an auto career would help retention but nooo we can't get that ahead of time
>>539268557outlook: Not So GoodA goldship like this has a 0% chance to win unfortunately, and yours sounds about equal to it. >>539268618You read the dialogue? Huh...
>>539267839canon and kino outcome
>>539268618Kingu outshines all.
>>539268175you have several mlb meta cards to hit the statline wut
>>5392680321 career it takes you 1 hour to complete
>>539268557Sure she can. Ive lost twice to a crappy 900 speed golshi somehow
>>539268618both of their careers just make me hate special needs more.
>>539267839
>>539262470please put me up against more shitters that my Gold Ship I trained for the taurus cup can beat
Is there literally any use for this fucking card?
I'm secretly an oshi enjoyer.My oshi? Seiun Sky, Summer Maruzensky and Christmas Oguri.
>>539268809no, cleat your copies
>>539268175Well friend do I have a solution for you. It's called getting a job. What you are going to do is Google local job assistance programs and go to the closet place you can find. Then you are going to send your resume out to as many people as possible. Then you will go to an interview and maybe get a job. Then you are going to wage away for about 80 hours before you get a nice paycheck you can dump into uma musume.
>>539268618>King doesn't have her own Trainer this time to support herguess every timeline where they didn't get a decent trainer they end up losing
>>539268809gutsmaxxing
>>539268447Foot fetish game
>>539268809it's the best free guts card once guts matter
>>539268809It's free rainbow cleats
>>539268734>1 career it takes you 1 hour to complete
>>539268175you and I have very similar card options.accept that you're going to lose to whales
>>539264287https://umamusumeschool.com/course/
>>539268809It's meta in a few years.
>>539268809Looking cute :)
>>539268809no hints skills means that she always gives you stat boosts (good), also she will never agemasen you with her gold recovery.
>>539268809Its the ultimate gaslight card
>>539268651it's owari...
Love Hokkaido uma.
>>539267852Wrong thread, idiot.
>>539262470PLEASE MATI I'LL SUCK YOUR TRAP DICK I'LL LOVE ON IT AND SLOBBER ON IT AND MARRY IT JUST LET ME WIN THIS ONE
>>539268175>Eishin, Sweep, Pegasus, Kita (borrow)>Helios>Fine MotionAnd you run any +20% power uma of your liking with stamina parents
last Room for now 55132621 CM3 bring 3 umas
>>539268809It's the only guts card you need until Orfevre comes out
>>539268618I like Seiun Sky less than expected, but at least her career has WAY more of my favorite girl, King Halo.my comparison point was Smart Falcon, which was a very pleasant surprise of a career
Mambo
>>539262470AAAAAAAAAAAAAA GIVE ME LUCK
>>539269060ni hao
>>539269060Omatsuri, Mambo!
>>539269060I was ruined from a young age to always think "italiano" after that word
>>539268743Sounds like me! My crappy 900/900 golshi (with spurt and savvy) managed to beat a bunch of taurus plats and midwhales I had no business beating. (I have to credit my two debuffers for their umazing work)Fully prepared to get destroyed in the A finals though.
>>539268421>>539268727>>539268928I have a cunning high roll plan. Every whale is going to run 2 fronts in the finals so I'll bring 3 fronts, then I'll put LUCKY SEVEN on all of them which gives 40+ to first 3 statsDevilish, absolutely devilish
>>539262470if this doesn't work I'll rape you
>>5392691501
>>539262743Tail doko
>>539269202...But anon...You know you can only GET lucky 7 on ONE uma, right..?
>>539262470tonight i'll have sex with matikane the anal priestess so i can be blessed tomorrow, i'll already say thanks for the luck
>>539269202I gambled on lucky 7 and outer/inner post on my aces in cm2. It's way better with only 9 posts. Guy who placed highest in cm1 had super lucky 7
Why can't I like, combine these
>>5392691509
>>539269268They just have to all start from the same gate. No problem.
>>5392691501 or 8, I always go for the window seat
>>5392691507, next to my husband and our son
>>5392691507, i'll take oyakodon
>>539269279Because then poor Taiki would be running around with FOUR gigantic horse titties.
>>539269279save right for Tachyon
>>5392691508 for the window seat
>>5392691507 next to my wives
>>5392690311 slot avaliable
>>5392691509 and it's not even remotely a contest.
>>5392691502
>>539268978yeeshsorrygood luck jobbing (with me)
>>539269024Fine motion is glue, it's left track
>>539269407Umas are horses though? Why dont they have udder like 4 titties?
>>5392691508 easily, you get window seat and free entertainment
>>53926915010
>>5392691506me and my bros talking about obscure horse lore
Uma pheromones
>>5392691504. Aisle seat.
>>539269563>Wit is glueSure
Does the game just not give out carats or anything other than money anymore?
>>539269702Those aren't pheromones Sei, you stink. Take a shower.
>>539268618The careers are just to shit for me to ever take seriouly, idk how people care about them.>10 race win streak>nyoooo I've peaked, I'm not good at races I wanna quit :((((((Nice story right there Cyniggers
see you bros in B Finals
What are you saving for?
>>539269508someone please take the last spot im begging
So, another runner?55132621Dont leave that other anon hangin
>>539270028Saving?
>>539261909chiyo chiyo chiyo chiyono o
>>539270143to roll
Buena
>>5392691503, next to my wife.
>>539269874Sniff
>>539270249Yes.Saving?
So, can you replace uma skins yet?
oguri sex anywhere anytime everywhere all at once
MAmbo. MAmbo. MAmbo. MAmbo. MAmbo. MAmbo. MAmbo. MAmbo. MAmbo. MAmbo.
>>539270505Too dumb for sex
>>539270431no, they need their skin to live
What decks are you guys using to build your Cancer Front Runners. Shit is driving me crazy trying to pick something. RNG hates me and it's a pain in the ass to get the stam I need while also getting anything else on Suzuka
>>539270431Yes
Is this enough for the boost stats?
>>539270028Eishin Flash, Halloween Creek, and Dia-chan
>>539270530
What causes umas to be absolute fucking cunts and start giving you stat ups instead of skill hints? I do not fucking care about getting your retarded fucking guts Wife Groove, I want groundwork. stop being a stupid fucking bitch
>>539270747mambo is too much of a wimp to rape anyone
>>539270803You should donate to Cygames to improve luck.
they gave super creek a ninja outfit?
>>539270853she just need to submit you, rape can wait
>>539270634KitablackSToshoSuzukaVodkaOguriDober
INES FUJIN
>open feed>see cringe uma fanart*sigh*
>roll mihono bourbon>she's unusable in cm3fuck this game
>>539270075results, and thanks to the last anon who joined
>>539270974holy whale
>>539270943I could unironically winA good cunt punt and then I'd bash her on the headsee they're strong but still have normal flesh durability
>12 turns with no rainbows>shit first inspirationI fucking hate this game
>>5392691507 or 8
Teio...
>Hishi Skipazon>El Condor Skippa>Skip Wonder>Fuji Skipki>Skip City>Maruzenskip>Skip Week>Meiskip Doto>Eiskip Flash>Skipskipskipskip
>>539270937Halloween Super Creek looks like she's impossible to build unless you have the Rice card.
>>539270634I'm not doing anything because I can't win no matter what I try.
>>539271001>open feedYou hungry or something?
>>539271098Disgusting shit art nigga
>>539271060>still have normal flesh durabilityactually what is a normal bump for a uma it could be a lethal injury for a normal human
>>539271182Anon. I believe in you. I know you might not care, or understand, but I really do. Please don't give up.
>700 wit movementYou know what, fuck it. You earned a spot on Cancer. My bad for poor visuals, game hates night light mode.https://files.catbox.moe/0ho2on.mp4
>>539271218Nuh-uh. If that was true, then their vaginas wouldn't feel pleasure from human male cocks.
>>539271174She looks pretty built to me
>>539270028Fuji Kiseki
Best part of King's career is winning the Kikuka-shō and king's mom can't even glaze spe-chan this time around
>this niggers will force reddit shit in every configuration of a raceI hate it
>>539271317>"I'm just answering so I don't get fined"
>>539271283I mean don't know about internal organs but their skin is pretty resistent, I don't have the screenshoot but I remember Air Groove talking about this in the game
I've been looking at the horses I have...it looks like I can build a double circle legacy for Nice Nature with what I have. Time to play with Maruzensky until I get enough sparks to be satisfied or I get throughly sick of her.Dunno what I'd do with a buff Nice Nature yet but it's what I've got to work with!
>>539271243>Under 900 powerIt's glue...
>>539270028Cafe
>>539271005But she's hot and that's all that matters
>>539270431yoohee SEX
>>539271283>teio's hard unyeilding umankonooooooo so damn tight ToT
>>5392662570% chance but i'm going to scream so hard i'll get a wellness check if special week wins
>>539271243when i was asking why maru lost kinda badly but then i confirmed watching this that she did not proc seiun ult, which is kinda strange because i am almost certain that she was on the right conditions, but then i could have lost the 80% to activate
>>539270028Verxina, Chevacchi and Vivlos, my life goal is getting those three
>>539271551She just rammed through the whole fucking pack as a debuffer no less and gave 1200 power Vodka a run for her money.
>>539270937Yeah, for paizuri marathons and babyplay assassination
>>539271685>wellness checklol dis nigga lives in the projects
>>539271243>no late surger debuffs
Orfevre dog
>>539271629This art is disrespectful to Teio
I want to disrespect Teio so bad
>>539270028Summer TachyonSigma TachyonCafeNarita Top RoadMeisho DotoAyabe
>>539270028Cafe and Chudcross
>blockushin screws over every Front and Grass Wonder overtakes everyone at the spurtOkay I understand now
>Fail one (1) singular training>DON'T OVERDO IT OH MY GOD HER LEGS ARE FUCKING BROKEN -200000 SPEED MOOD DOWN MOOD DOWN MOOD DOWNwhy
Is it actually worth it to try to TURF up Falcon for the CM?
Rice sex
>>539271778Damn, she is ugly
>Cygames should do XLets face it, Cygames isn't going to do shit. They will not change or ad anything that isn't how it was/is in Japan. The fun has already been pre-planned, which is to say not fun.
>>539265190I guess wit is what's required to push to S rank, even with guts. I'll try this later.
>>539270937Yeah for taimanin NTR cuckold porn, she cucks you on this outfit so don't roll for her
Cygames should make money
does anyone here have two good parents they are using for CM3 already or just relying on borrows
Is it possible to get a 2* uma to ace worthy stats? I tried with Daiwa for Gemini but never even came close. How big is the difference between 2* and 3*?
>>539271964>see hot woman>instantly think of getting cucked by herSomething's not right in your head.
>>539271956Cygames should add Dantsu
>>539271947Say it again nigga
At this point 5 years in these should be permanent. Or even just get rid of borrow limits.
>>539271802I disagree, Teio's horse pussy is art
What was the name of Furious Feat's white skill?
>>539272076Each star adds like +10 to every stat and at 3 you unlock an outfit event that isn't guaranteed to trigger so it's not really a big difference
>>539272167I believe it was Oh No! Semen Splatter Everywhere
>>539269220Kitasan rapist...
>>539272167Updrafters
>>539271878Was the training over 25% failure? That puts you more at risk for it. Though I've had it happen as low as like 15%, it's pain.
Cygames should add a homoflop
>>539272106Dantsu should give me paizuri
>>539272167Upduffters
>>539272249this but to me
>>539268175huh? What's your problem?>Daitaku, Biwa, Eishin, Biko, [wit or speed], Kita-san borrowedRun a 10/20 spd/power uma like Vodka or Curren. You should be able to hit speed & power cap, and 600 stam
>>539270634For Suzuka I ran 3 speed 3 powerbe warned that you'll be lacking in wit however
>>539272076unique skill gets the massive upgrade, becomes inheritable and you get couple really high stat outfit events.
>>539269702
>>539270028My oshis summer Maruzensky and Christmas Oguri
17 years old
>>539272017I'm F2P and I don't like this.
>>539272108Don't post that ugly bitch here again
Kita waifu
>>539272356This Furashu isn't nearly busty enough
Behold your 5th anniversary uma
Look at this Spe
>>539271432
Which one for the final race on open?
>>539272550I'm tired of pretending that kitasan isn't the cutest season 3 uma
>>539272637golshi is intelligent though
>>539271923villain
>>539272480Was her age when she bought that dress 20 years ago.
>>539272480i'll make 17 years worth of semen and spurt in her
>>539271882Can't be any harder than those farming Front Runner sparks to do the Pasa Front strategy.
>>539272637
INES
>>539272440Grass wouldn't say this
>>539272760..is Pasa front actually a thing?
>>539270634This is my setup for Vodka but it should give you some suggestions. Tazuna gives you concentration/tails, oguri can net you groundworks and mile skills. One power card for power umas, two for non power ones. Half power/half stamina inheritsBiwa can give you wet conditions but mainly it turned out she is really good when she lands on non-power as well.
>>539272595no way they got In a Pickle in the game? letsgo
>>539272696X
>>539272703>pro trainer tip: never let your uma know how weak you arefollow this and you will never be raped
How the FUCK am I supposed to inherit 2 green skills for my front runner....
>>539262470Bless Shiraoki-sama
>>539272906Haru would never.
>>539272930Race Sparks are the easiest to get them from
>>539273017You never know trainer-san..Haru got the acting chops
Well look at the time
>>539262470PRAISE
>>539272930For groundworks? golden skills, aka concentration counts double.
>>539273059Inherit or actual races? What are the odds even?
CHIIIIIIYO
>>539272810It's strong potential, you're trying to guarantee her ult which boosts acceleration and speed for 5 seconds by having her in first or second during the final straight.
Screw the CM, I will fuck around and actually have fun with the game.
>>539272810It's more consistent than running Seiun for the same max accel
>>539273118...Focus counts as a skill towards groundwork? Really? That makes things easier
>>539273240gold skills give extra 5 percent to spark a white one. what i meant is that, in the race concentration counts as double for activating groundworks so you only need one more skill.
>>539264287Here is your jap sourcehttps://x.com/umamusu_reveng/status/1377628403403272192Incredible no one knew here
>>539272672Bwo?
>>539273296Focus isn't guaranteed to proc though.
I was just trying to make a mile parent for Seiun for Cancer cup but got fast learner on a Maruzensky and ended up with this. I feel like I'll probably end up fielding her.
>>539270937its only a matter of time before she's given a nun outfit...
>>539273380The SEA discord has been working overtime to spread misinformation here and it drowns out the people actually trying to help
>>539273296So does Early Lead, they're good cope options if you couldn't have any greens
>>539273484That's really good actuallyI could easily see her being #1 or #2 in A.
>>539273484600 power? ooof. otherwise good
>>539273296Focus just like Groundwork are witcheck skills. Green skills are the ones that are always guaranteed, unless it's Long Shot or Lone Wolf and such, keep that in mind.
>>539273484low power but she'll work
>>539273380>>539273508You proved me right.
How ready is /uma/ for the finals tomorrowIm ready for that 3rd place in A bracket
>>539273352+20%
>>539272919the IRL Gold Ship acts like a dickhead all the time because he's too smart for his own good. he realized that you can just ignore humans when they try to get you to do stuff. the smartest animals are always the biggest troublemakers. I think they captured this pretty well in the anime but not in the game
>>539273638But in anime she literally did nothing but fuck around...
there may be an uma browsing the thread this instant!
>>539273296>>539273512Thanks. That will make things more consistent and potentially save a otherwise good run from being ruined by groundwork
>>539273540>>539273567I am struggling with power in general since I'm getting almost none from parents on this spark setup. I got spoiled by running 9/9 parents for so long but now I'm trying to get into the gritty skill spark grind for parents and it's a little rough running with 12 blues total or less.>>539273524Yeah she basically got what I would have gone for on Seiun except I didn't proc any of the Silence Sazuka hints for Front Runner Corners/Straights. It's nice having her in the back pocket since I've pretty much single aced the last two meets.
I haven't played in a week please don't kick me
>>539273808*kicks*
>>539273802You should try breeding high power + URA parent. If URA triggers its basically a free stamina+speed spark of given tier
so if I quit my club how long I need to wait to join a new one?
What's the deck to hit 1200/1200/600 for cancer? Assuming garbage blues
>>539273616I've just about emotionally recovered from getting brocked in Taurus A finals. It is time to light the fire anew.
>>539274001At least your Taiki didn't lose by distance due to no recoveries procking
>>539273808Sir, you were kicked on the first day....
>>539273963Well I suppose but every Uma I run through career is attempting to breed a URA/X Blue parent by nature of the game. The slot machine rng is real.
>>5392739973spd/2power/1wit
>>539273997you wont reach 1200/600/1200 with garbage blues. 1200/600/900 maybe, if you got stamina/power blues
The lack of Dia posting in this thread is pissing me off (joke haha)
Project BIG INFORMATION WARFARE ADVOCACY is complete. Biwa is now considered a good power card. Complaints about events have been quelled. VALOR OF DESTINED KINETIC ABUNDANCE has achieved 40% saturation. Gas canisters on order.
>>53927397224hr
>>539273638golshi breaking the training equipment is based on the real life golshi breaking the training equipment
You know, I'm something of a white girl myself!
>>539274138Biwa is a good card, for a debuffer.
>win the Satsuki Sho>hear Teio's voice come out of Smart Falcon
>no groundworkhighrolling this is gonna be ass huh
>>539274185thanks anon
>>539274296>887 poweri guess not everyone is blessed with curren
>>539274138She is a good power card though. 15 training (helps alot if she lands on a wrong field with rainbows), 30 mood, gives stamina both on power and stamina training.Her biggest issue is her events are stamina drains.
>>539273638Nah young goldship was normal. The drugs they pumped into him when it came time for him to race killed his brain.
>>539274296You either Tail Held High or you Groundwork aiming for both is just too greedy.
shh anons, she's sleeping
>king halo canonically has a bigger ass than grAss wonder>seiun sky canonically has a bigger ass than grAss wonder>winning ticket canonically has a bigger ass than grAss wonder>>539274337fatty scarlet ha ha
>228 128 263 83 133unironically the worst start of a run for me yet
>>539274537post proof to support your claims, you shan't be slandering my wife's ass
Bwos I think this career run is cooked...
>>539271629Teio I can smell it
Does the game just decide its going to be random by giving you constant sleep deprived events and I'm supposed to believe its random
Why do people recommend 0/1LB Fine motion over MLB SR with cards?
What's the best source of speed eater
>>539271956The only thing that might change is the unsaid rule on only using JRA horses.
>>539274829Helios SR.
>1 week filled with failed borrowsMy cup will rely on my wit McQueen
>>539274829Helios of any kind, so nothing good.
>>539274829Helios, Ines Fujin
>>539274828training eff
>>539274838But when will they add them? Because its not like they will add an uma only to global, and there is still a long time before global catches up to jp.
>>539274904>>539274965>>539274975>LB1I didn't want the platinum title anyway...
>>539274965Helios' power card is good though?
I don't wanna potential 5 Vodka..
>>539274765Not having Jungle Bucket means you are courting death
>>539274630i mixed up seiun sky but wonder has 84cm hips while halo and winning ticket have 85cm. sorry nonny blame cygames.
>>539275078She's cute and sexy
>>539275114hips and ass are two different things
>>539274614late surger moment?
>>539274990Does the tier list not account for that?
>>539274614>TWICE the speed and power>still lost 2nd place by 3/4 Lthis fucking game I swear to goddamn god
>>539275075Its okay-ish. Nothing amazing. Aside from Rice, power cards wont be too relevant for a while.
This is the strongest I've ever been for the Stakes, can I win it?
>>539274765I dont think your bricked until map3
Post your Blockfalcon
be honest, would you jerk off to/with a cutie?
>>539275343How tf do you jack off with a cutie/plushie?
How much stamina do you need in Cancer if you get and white or gold recoveries?
>>539275343Only to Narita Brian
>>539275187there's not a better way to quantify ass size than the maximum circumference around your hips. it's literally the thickest part of your bodyif it makes you feel better anon, grAss wonder has the same sized ass AND skinnier waist than transcend, whom was revealed to me in a dream to be the most plappable uma of all time
Brb i'm correcting my uma via painal
>>539275281it's the second best card from these 5you need power cards, you get vodka and helios, or oguri to replace either of the 2 that you don't have or if you want to push groundwork harder
>>539275431He said cutie
How do you guys use your daily borrows when building grand parents? Just find anyone with Mile, URA and stamina sparks?
>>539275343I mean, again? But I just...
>>539275285The answer is yes
>>539275343what does to/with even mean>>539275450im a rice shower defender but she deserves it for that desu
Who's the shill uma in jp?
Hey guys. I’m a trainer and I have a question; my Uma said she had something to show me in my room and will wait for me there but she looked weird. Here’s a quick picture I took but is she alright? I don’t want to pull her from her next race but I’m worried she might be ill.
>Had to waste 3 turns to fix night owl despite having tazuna in the deck>Groundwork doesn't proc>Mile S doesn't proc (9*)>Turf doesn't proc(8*)>You can see how it ruined the final statsSheesh that's gay.
cute
Damn i really want to see Bayakoa playable. That bad bitch won against King Halo's mom
>>539275431Based
Well that turned out poorly even if I hit those questionable check benchmarks.
>>539274765Why are 96% of the gun skins in l4d so garbage looking
>>539275589she's probably just hot after training make sure to take off her tights to help her cool off
>>539275692Now let's see the skills.
>>539275046Probably by 2026 at earliest.
After 25 Gold Ship runs without Spurt, my final borrow today got it. Even had 1150 Speed and eeked out 990 Stamina.But both Creek and MackQueen didn't finish their event chain.I'm convinced cygames targeted me on purpose with the sole intent of trolling.
>Eishin Flash>American Father>German Mother>Japanese Horse
>>539275589hello, another toreina here, she's clearly out of heat control pills, just buy her some more
>>539275697the game is ancient like maruzensky
>>539275626The only time it really hurts is when it's a god run except for one non-negotiable that bricks it. If everything goes wrong, I'm just happy to get all of my bad luck out of the way at once.
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScyH0STlTIikptKaStvAdkNowjepMOd24zDylprAr-lewJjlw/viewform
>>539275697
>>539275801I already glued her. I'm not trying to grind for those skills people are swooning over.
>>539275514Only use my own for grandparents while borrows strictly for parent or ace runs
is B front glue?
>>539275697Nearly all of the mods are babby's first texture mapping
What if you cucked Dia and chose Kitasan instead?
>>539275830Born in Japan, that's how it works
I'm at a crossroads. Two paths lie before me. Embrace whale culture and build monster horses or remain f2p and continue to be a sandbag for whales.
>>539276001well I don't have any good "own" umas to setup mile grandparents, like the only mile uma I have has 3 white sparks and 1 stamina, its fucking sad
>>539276023Spyware-chan
How many fertility boosters do i have to slip into Maruzensky's food to guarantee impregnation?
>>539276078Don't
I rape the next uma posted.
i don't think i've seen reddit mods get this assblasted
>>539275830You're what you are depending on where you're born, literally always been this way. So much so that some parents go as far as to give birth in specific places, not at home. Has the advantage of your kid getting to be a part of multiple countries at once, all free of charge.
>>5392761560She's saving her last eggs for her torena
>>539276078Dia would share you with Kitasan anyways
does bakushin scream CHOWA during sex
>>539276151You only need to get mile to A. For seiun that's 4 mile sparks. Surely you have 4 mile sparks between 2 veterans
>>539276293only her first climax after that she's out of stamina
>>539276293only if you successfully aim and land your semen on her massive forehead
this cm shit is really bad for my ocd>have to ocd check like 50 times that i selected the right league before cm startsnow>have to ocd check that i submitted my team before the deadlinei assume it would just auto submit my last used team if i didnt submit but it's really bothering me
>Ugly UmasBakushinAir ShakurMejiro Ryan
>>539276231>OP bought Iron Will
Sex with boys (girls)
>>539276473You're forgetting Turbo
>>539276463soul
>>539276473>BakushinWhen Biko pegasus, winning ticket exists
cafe hates giving out stamina eater my god
>>539276258Yeah they sleep with their plushies of each other, sharing a trainer is a no brainer
>>539276469that's not ocd that's anxiety
>>539275568>im a rice shower defender but she deserves it for that desuUnfortunately she is allergic to the finish line regardless of her stat advantage
>>539272926word will get around eventually toreina
>>539273638I actually thought they made anime Golshi retarded, if anything.
>>539276293She screams BAKUSHIN as she comes and then lays there, legs twitching after 30 seconds
>>539276632Biko is cute tho
>>539276652Just keep following...Just keep following...
>>539276293She'd whisper into your ear that she knows you lied before performing 20 rapes per second.
>>539276657umas sharing on umachan tips to rape their trainers and getting away with it
>>539275976Lewd
>>539274838Who's the one in the front?
The villain...
>>539276758This is what I find about Bakushin the hottest from the fan canon she's only pretending.
What is the Late Surger parent deck? Oguri Cap, Vodka, Winning Ticket?
>>539276542Agreed
Anyone got any good Late Surger parent borrows?
hooking meisho doto up to a milking machine
>>539276937holy SOVL if true.
>>539276851Eishin, Vodka, Special Week
>>539276231mister strawbelly22 deserved it
>the EN translators translate a new Cinderella Gray chapter every 2 weeks>meanwhile, the Indonesians managed to get through 40 chapters in about a monthEmbarrassing.
>>539276937your screenshots get lower by the week
>>539275697What >>539276008 said. It really is just a "skin", and I feel like a lot of them were following shitty tutorials and blew away the normal maps and shit
These powercards do literally nothing
/uma/ told me to buy iron will. am i screwed?
>>539277072remind me why I should give a flying pigs shit about what some third worlder are doing?
>>539277150iron will is good in cm3
>>539277035Why Spe over Tickezo? Tickezo has Slick Surge and Outwer Swell aswell too, while Spe only had Outwer Swell and Wet Conditions
>>539276542Pokke no
MY FUARKIN WIFE
>>539276842A child of God can't be a villain
She’s so cute…
My Oshis are Taishin, Bourbon and Seiun Sky
It's time to play guess the sparks!
>>539277216ok thanks bro
counting on super creek and rice shower to give out pace chaser debuffs is really toughdid 3 debuffer runs and basically ended up with no debuffs for any of themended up making an 'ace' + all seeing eyes instead
>>539277358Meek, if she had never met Aoi….
>fail 24%>practice poor, 2 moods down>picrelDanchous of /uma/ you have 5 minutes to convince me not to give up this run
>>539277216>shorter course = more blocked
>>539277457considering my 1000 power run only getting a 1* p-spark, im going to guess the same here but with speed
>>539277508shiraoki-sama will give you practice perfect
>>539277216Wait wait wait what is cancer not fucking SUMMER??
>>539277412A child of God shouldn't dress like that.
>>539277420Nice Wife is the cutest, god I want her signature racewear
this stat line is not attainable what the actual fuck is wrong with these youtuber faggots jesus fuck just make realistic stat goals
>>539277457Cloudy Days, Arima Kinen, and don't forget the piece de resistance, Guts 1* of course.
>>539276649yeah maybe i guess
>>539277508You gotta gamba for practice perfect
>>539277457I fucked up my screenshot.
>double rainbow on power>+21i got more power from training speed than power card...
>>539277508Shiraoki-sama sends her strongest battles to the strongest toreinas. The karmic pendulum will swing the other way.
>makes you cum in front of Aoi
>>539276542
>>539276848>Knows whats happening but puts up with it because she wants to spend time with youholy WIFE
>>539277420I hate that I'm not even a natiefag but I can't help but 'awww' every 2 fucking seconds with her. Why couldn't my oshi get the good writers like Neicha.
I FUCKING KNEW ITI FUCKING KNEW THE STAMINA REQUIREMENT FOR CM3 IS A GASLIGHT
I don't want Dia or Kitasan.
>>539277541There's no improved odds at 1000, the thresholds are 600 and 1100, that's it.>>539277651As if a couple more skills is going to save you.
>>539277765doesnt change my issue
my umas
>>539277765>>539277832Useable?
>>539277594Who made this up?
>>539277594CongratsYou are falling for the retard gaslight that doesnt work. It's just there to trick retards into this super secret tech that they themselves won't attempt to do.
>>539277848
>>539277892decent SP
>>539277734Your trainee's guts seem to be lacking, so why don't you focus on training that?
>>539277706AAAAAAA VIVLOS IM CUMMING
>>539277508You don't get TP back if you give up so might as well finish it. Try to make a good parent at least.
what will you do if you lose the finals?
>>539277571>>539277626>>539277678WTF????SHIRAOKI-SAMA IS REAL
>>539276832Obey Your Master
>>539277892Not really. Hold onto it until you get something better though.
>>539277949quit and shoot up cyjuice, in minecraft. obviously
>>539277717>>539276848>>539276758bakushin career is one of my favorites, fan canon doesn't matter, if it just a theory it's still the funniest if it's true it's hot either way I win
>>539277892Good enough
>>539277934Dumb toreina
>>539277949KILL MYSELF
>>539277949Focus on the next cm. If I lose here i will simply win the next one
>>539275816fun fact, this Taiki cutout and pose were never used in any promotional material before, they had to make it just for this event because she shows too much skin and burgers could get scared
>>539278110>tfw you will never have an uma gf that will slap you out of kmsing
>>539278110King Halo wouldn't act like this.
>>539277594It's hilarious how that chink bugmen faggot promotes this supposed "IDEAL" ace you must reach when it's totally unattainable"JP VETERAN" my fucking ass i'd rather believe those gooks
>>539277420Yeah... Anyway.*skip*
>>539278212This just shows all the good skills that are worth taking .You are not supposed to have them all.
>>539278301Get an ad faggot im done watching your shit
raped by this combo
>>539278212you're the kind of reason why text or image based tutorials have died in favor of literal fucking YT videos, people have become so disgustingly retarded that they can't do basic 1+1 math based on context clues anymore.
>>539278243Based.Boring bitch deserves all her lines skipped.
>>539277594>Yeah man all you need is 1200/601/800/301/1200 + Groundwork + Front S + Mile S + at least 3 greens its just that fuckin easy
PLEASE STOP GASLIGHTING, I JUST WANT TO WIN
>>539277706>Verxina and Vivlos are both crazy hot>Cheval is an absolute dudWhat went so wrong with Cheval?
wish there was an easier way of setting up rooms
Which Uma would sniff you as you're sleeping?
>>539278372You are such a crybaby, calm down buddy.
>>539277706Please what's the source? So many good cropped pics get posted here it drives me mad.
>>539276758Amazing! Bakushin-san's 20 rapes per second!
>>539277420Is that an unread lobby conversation I see? Why don't you read that one?
>>539278435what do you mean? she's hot too
>>539278440Rice Shower
>>539278440the correct question is "which wouldn't?"
>>539277949I'm kind of expecting it, but we'll fight until the end...if I'm out of usable Umas I may black out.
>>539278171Insallah she shall tempt men no longer with her lecherous attire, allah akbar
>>539278435>Cheval is an absolute dudYou don't deserve Chevacchi or her sisters
This is the only non-gaslight guidedo not trust youtubers
>>539278465https://x.com/hiyoko2023
>>539278429Mejiro McQueen I love you, you're a great trainee and friend.
Does Blockushin actually work or not?
>>539278435>Cheval is an absolute dudyou have INSANELY awful taste
>>539278574Which umas wouldn't sniff me while I'm sleeping?
>>539278679Thanks. Fuck. I didn't even realize it was AI I'm mad now...
>>539275816Is Hishi Akebono also american?
>>539273091how is zako a french fry?
>>539278747it doesn't, not a single gook strategy has worked so far
>>539278449Simply calling yourself a "JP VETERAN" does not automatically qualify you as a dependable source you stupid chink singaporean parasite
>>539278708Take it easy, Mac... those are 9%ers...
>>539278829Have you considered therapy?
>run tests with 301 guts and 300 guts>my uma is milisecond faster hmmm i am noticing
>>539278820I think it means "small fish" and the closest thing to the spirit of that in English is "small fry". Which is weird now that I think about it because "big fish" is a thing in English
>>539278809Uma has a fuckton of AI slop, you'll find it more easily than actual drawn lewds of the girls unfortunately.
>>539278935>Have you considered therapy?Get lobotomized faggot
>>539277594fyi aside from stam/guts, any stat listed at "1200" means get it as high as you can after hitting the other reqs
>>539278978We can only hope the yakuza have also implemented AI in their processes to deal with these rogue lewds.
>>539279076that is sadly a given considering how fucking much third worlder love slop
Power cards are actually so garbage holy shit. I'm better off going 4 speed 1 stam 1 wit than use a power card.
I don't remember, do we really get a daily hug from Taiki in her career?
*wipes sweat off forehead*phew...that was close...
tell my why i shouldn't clover all of my mc queen stars
No Top Gun, I do not copy.
>>539279153uh oh melty
>>539279319She's not 5*s yet.
>>539277216I like new lies get added to each revision
I want to like Taiki but she is A*erican
>>539279194I'm a third worlder and I don't love aislop! anymore, a year ago I was huge about it but I got bored of it once I got my hand into doing it local gens myself
When did the era of guide youtubers start anyway?
Okay so hear me out Mile is only ~1600 meters so just get 600 stamina/maestro, 1K guts, and 900 speed
>>539279429just like her inspite of her americaness
>4% failure rate>have practice perfect>fail>awful mod -20 statsnigger retarded game made for retarded niggers i just throw my phone against the fall fuck this shit
>>539279443your honor, I rest my case
>>539262470HAPPY CAMU CAMU FUKU YO KOI!
>>539279319Clovers have zero value
Okay hear me out.Mejiro Ardan.
>>539278815yeah
>>539279429>80% of the uma cast by now come from sunday silence, an american stallion
what would you do to this boyish uma
>>539279407but this is the original version...right?
This added as a minigame when?
>>539279767lllllllllllllloads of hugging
>>539279794thought there was another one with other lies
>>539279716Delete this
>>539279767Marriage, breeding, embrace each other until we fall asleep in that order
>>539279815I watched some dude clean and repair hooves on yt for like two hours the other day, I don't even know what's so fascinating about it, it just is.
>>539279815Do they even feel that?
>>539278435Cheval is a stallion while Verxina and Vivlos are sexo mares, she never stood a chance
>>539278974those miliseconds? 3-5 bashins, easily.
>>539279815
>>539279815What the fuck did horses do before human grooming and horse shoes?
>>539279975It's probably like a big ass toenail.
>>539280073Run around a lot.Being in stables = not a lot of grinding down on the hooves. It's kinda like beavers if they couldn't gnaw on wood to run down their teeth.
>>539280073die
>>539279815that got me wondering, how do wild horses maintain their hooves?
>>539279975Do you feel your fingernails being cut?
>>539279975Do you feel when you clip your nails?
>>539279889>>539279407I haven't edited the original shitpost since but i did make this other version
>>539279319clovers are the last tier currency unless your mcqueen is 5 star no reason
>>539280162In the wild they should get beavers to gnaw on them.
>>539279975not really, it's the same as clipping the edges of your fingernails
Damn, you can pull some crazy stats gutsmaxxing
Would aoi be worth bringing for cm3 ace? Acts like a half wit card, gives you a lot of skill points for your 53634523 skills, kinda good no?
>get slacker>infermary>doesn't cure>max out on energy so spend a turn training>didnt show up>energy still max>do another training>didnt show up>energy not spent so do a race>infirmary>doesnt cure>max energy again>do training>didnt show upwhat the fuck man
>>539279815at this point we are pretty much the babysitter of our trainees, cutting her nails and cooking for them, what's next? cleaning them?
>>539280197I like the idea there's a discord conspiracy but I can trust the random guys here sure
>>539280292gutsGOD
>>539280185they wear down naturally
>>539279712My future wife.
>>539280338Because we would never tell lies
>>539280316You didn't engage in correction so enjoy your bratty uma
after finding out that all the "pro strategies" being spammed by brown youtubers originated from k*reans I can see why none worked
Updating my phone which might cause the game to not work. I’m potentially free.
>>539279712she's cute
>>539280323yes
>>539280480
>>539278435They all share the same mother, but Cheval Grand has a different father
Oh baby!
>>539280549Chiyo is cute too
>LOSE>LOSE >LOSE>LOSE >LOSE
>>539265982You're too late
I RESPECT HER A LOTI RESPECT HER A LOTI RESPECT HER A LOTI RESPECT HER A LOTI RESPECT HER A LOT
>>539280323>cleaning them?I would be perfectly ok with this.
>>539272887what sparks are you using? my sparks are all over the place like 4 stamina, 4 speed, 4 power, 1 wuts
Mcqueen's URA is so frustrating with a bad parent deck. 1st on Tenno Sho Spring is a clock burner.
>>539279712>>539280375
Are there any umas who canonically mated together irl?is their offspring also in the game?
>>539280687>didn't queue at casual prime time hours
>>539279815>account name cow.hoof3>check video>horse hooves
>>539278391Yeah I try to explain things to people and I have to account for the fact that I may be explaining things to a literal retard which doesn't make it better because again, literal retard that you can't convince because - I don't fucking know, can't apply a blow to his head.Everywhere, at work, with a customer, some nigger in a discord server doesn't matter.>>539280316>Aware that slacker can fuck up training>Still train
>>539279906sniff
>>539280789A ton of them. IRL racehorse become breed factories after they retire.
>>539280753imagine cleaning this every night
>>539280789Seiun Sky and Nishi Flower FUCKED
>3speed/2pwr/Creek>didn’t get rainbows until half of summer >no one wants to get in the specific training slot >picrel is what I have Why is maruzensky’s career so hodgepodge? Miles, mediums, a damn long???
>>539280789Plenty. No offspring yet iirc though. These are just a few examples but there’s a ton of breeding by nature of horse racing anyway>McQueen & Ikuno Dictus (also roommates)>Cesario & Symboli Kris S>Kitasan & Sweep Tosho>Dober & everyone in the school
>>539280789there's no full nuclear family but there's a bunch of moms and dads
>>539281009Tongue bath for my uma
CM1>grind for medium sparks and run a lot of races to raise affinity with Maruzenky and Ryan >just pink sparks and fix low affinity, an acceptable amount of effortCM2 >grind for long sparks and spurt, a skill only possible with a 14 hint card or a card with not hint frequency>mildly infuriating but still acceptable effortCM3>need to grind for mile and front sparks>need to grind for groundwork and 2-3 green skills>intolerable amount of effort Yeah I think this is where I tap out
>>539281056Ugly girls fuck all the time, it's nothing new or noteworthy.
TEIO!
>>539280789Yeah, McQueen and Ikuno Dictus, Almond Eye and Kitasan Black, Seiun Sky and Nishino Flower, Rudolf and Ramonu, etc.
>>539281152>>need to grind for mile and front sparks>>need to grind for groundwork and 2-3 green skillshmmmm nyoooo you don't have tojust use Vodka and Pace chads
I need cute Oguri images
>>539281182Seiun sky isnt ugly…
ok i ran a bunch of room races and have cometo the conclusion that all of my umas are basically the sameand i don't have decisive evidence of whether a frontrunner is good or notits time to fire and forget
>hot springs ticket twice in a row>with Haru UraraWell that's awkward.
>>539281189IS CRAZY!
yeah... i'm going with the blockushin strat, have fun with those groundworks shit
>>539281289Here’s a crop of chibi oguri porn
>>539281242If I wanted to watch my umas getting blocked, I would just start a career
Got hired at Tracen to be the mare teaser
>cinderella grya>oguri feels down>kitahara.jpg>mood upReally?
>>539281192>McQueen and Ikuno DictusIt's Teiover...
>>539280751As you should
I love this dog
>>539281436yeah
>>539278574T-thanks Rudolf
>>539281520same here
Mihono hates me today. Two below average careers despite nothing changing since yesterday
>>539281520>>539281638ALL horse dogs are cute
>>539281424Nice to hear, when are they hiring the mare trailer?
>>539281372Crazy in love!
>>539281436It is still uma musume Trainer-trainee agenda must be maintained
>>539281830Kitahara is like, 40. He's more like her dad
>>539281436kitahara jones was very important for the real oguri
>>539281959okay. so?
King Halo is taking CM3. Screencap this.
Requesting Bakushin on the jukebox should be a part of the dailies
>>539281959>more like her dad >as if Pocket Jungle and Kiseki don’t fuck their trainer
>>539262470I'm not too late Shiraoki-san! I can only win with you on my side! Save me, Shiraoki-san!
Daiwa Scarlet will produce 12 children with Kitahara Jones
>>539281324>tfw still no maruzensky hot spring ticket GOD IT HURTS
>>539281990Something seems off about this uma
>>539281192>Kawakami Princess looks up to King Halo>Daiwa Scarlet looks up to Agnes Tachyon>Vodka looks up to Tanino Gimlet>Tokai Teio really admires Symboli Rudolf>meanwhile Gold Ship and Mejiro McQueen
>"front runners are meta you can't compete if you don't go front!">"muh king halo, muh seiun sky, muh blockushin"Yeah no thanks, I know who is going to win the MILE Champions Meeting, and it is not a front runner
>>539282205wrong! those kids are coming from my balls
I would kill for a Kingu blowjob
finally made a decent Taishin on my last borrow before the finals....
CM3 tester 19599832
>>539262470Praise Shiraoki-sama
if Falco supposed to be hard to train like rice shower? she keeps getting random mood downs and sleep deprived....
>>539281392Do Front Runner horses actually do well in real life? Every race I've seen posted here so far it's always someone in the back surging forward late race overtaking everyone, while horses toward the front gas out.
teio smelly feet
>>539281959You are basically the dad of Ulala but that doesn't stop anything either
>>539282282Well akshully-!
>>539282274McQueen is the father of Stay Gold actually, McQueen would be a grandma here
>>539282390Sorry I keep fucking her so she’s tired
>>539282391you tell me
>>539282304Can I contact tracen about this sexual harassment?
>>539281436Kitahara is unironically Oguri's prince charming. Why do you think the manga called """Cinderella""" Gray
>>539282282
Oh no no no, bros.Seiun is hitting the wall... She's past menarche, so she's too old... I should've rolled for Narita Taishin instead....
>>539282476nyo
>>539282476You can't request it, it just happens when it happens.
>>539282523pedoooooooo
>>539282414yikes a latinx
>>539282391Secretariat
>>539282559>>539282565I'll just let it happen I guess.
>>539282523Taishin isn’t cunny, she’s just short
>>539282523Change your attitude and get over the <<walls>>
mambo
was dirt team racing mile or sprint?
>>539282694That's loli enough, that's loli enough for me.
Why does TOPPU GUN keep losing on the last race? What the fuck?
>>539282391Kitasan Black is prime example of nip front runner. Also Secretariat
newfag here, why's Teio so clingy in the first place?
Oguri Cap (as in peak)
>>539282391BRING ME FRAUDROLF
>>539282721>jobbins>beating anything
Sometimes I like to ejaculate into my trainee’s racewear and force her to run in them and perform in the concert.
Kissing Still tummy
FUAAARKING BULLLSHITTOOOORun fucking died just like that even after exhausting all the clock chances. Fucking retard saying this is EASIER THAN GEMINI IS FUCKING BULLSHITTING.
>>539282857She isn't. You're looking at fanart.She's mainly a daughter-type character who wants attention and recognition. She does seek out a lot of attention from (You), but she also seeks it out from Rudolf and people in general.
>>539283020Looks like someone's headed to Open League...
I fapped to AI…it’s over for me
>>539282978>playing right into her handsdon't bother locking your door and windows tonight, they won't help when your trainee forces her way into your room to ra
>>539283148to what?
>>539283092I like to get high and gen a bunch of AI porn to fap to, I nut at least 3 times in a row doing this but then I have to smoke again or my dick won't get hard kek
fucking finally
bread>>539283223>>539283223>>539283223
>>539281192>Seiun Sky and Nishino FlowerWhat a lolicon
>>539282865The only fraud among the old classic horses is Maru.
>>539282274The weak should fear the strong
>>539282449this is not what I remember happened
these threads suck now
>>539283578>noon in SEA
>>539273091Digitan is a sex pervert
>>539281436Kitahara will marry Oguri's mom and be her real father
>>539282425mcqueen isn't stego's dad
>>539281189TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD, OF COURSE!
>>539282721I was expecting a kengan reference
>>539282857the real teio was very clingy to everyone that worked with him
>>539281152>Picks the hardest, most autistic thing to do for CM>Upset at how difficult and autistic it is
