Previous: >>539283223>Game News (EN)Current Rate Up: Seiun Sky (3*), Silence Suzuka (SSR), Tamamo Cross (SSR)9/7 - 9/17: CM Gemini Cup - Kyoto 3200m, right, spring, sunny, firm9/11 - 9/23: Legend Race9/21 - 10/4: Story EventTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>Game News (JP)Current Rate Up: Still in Love (3*), Espoir City (3*) Stay Gold (SSR), Admire Groove (SSR), Daiichi Ruby (SSR), Biko Pegasus (SSR)9/8 - 9/18 Agnes Tachyon's Factor Research9/22: CM Classic - Kyoto 2000m, right, autumn, sunny, firmOctober: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m, left, autumn, cloudy, firmNovember: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m, left, autumn>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd cour will air on 10/5Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19Guest Starring:Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/>Thread CirclesJP: ウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)EN: https://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)https://rentry.org/umapog
no one askedno one caresshut the fuck up
Thread already reeks
Natie Wife!
Sweaty Smelly Sloppy Sex.With Nice Nature.
Does the pot 5 doing anything? Is it worth it?
Oguri FatFtQueen
but what if I tell you that Teio coffeeposting is gone
This any good for Cancer cup?
>>539298485all your skills activate late racewhat did you get tail held high for
no 3* stamina btw
I want to be Suzuka's husband
I'm not sure how I got this many pieces for McQueen, but it seems I have a none 0% chance of unlocking her via star pieces.
>>539298549You want to be me?
>>539298214Anyone else wants to join? Rules are the following>7 days of inactive login or fancount increase >Just do your best whenever you are available>No discord>No drama>Dont forget to trade shoes or else>Lets avoid burnout and enjoy the gamePut your ID here or put /uma/ in your profile when applying ingame.
>>539298506>maestro>corner accel>pace corners>big-sisterly (what the fuck is that skill name)
>>539298549That's me though
>>539298562You get Teio/Macky pieces from beginner missionsbut not enough to unlock character even with legend racethey planned this
>>539298656What does doing your best entail
>>539298673Ohh, well that works out for McQueen. Sadly, I have gotten a total of two Teios so those pieces are pointless.
I THINK I should eat Sweep Tosho's vegetables.
CloverClub has room if any anons want in
>>5392987191M fans a week or else
Anyone else who didn't roll cards at all except maybe one or two ten rolls? How are you doing in CM? Went to 2nd round A into B finals.
>>53929871910 million fans a week
Curren Chan Front or Pace for CM3?Her unique almost never triggers for me when I put her as Pace, but I don't know if it's even useful for a Front.
Sweep should be honest with Fuji about her intentions
Fuji should get investigated and, eventually, arrested.
>First rest is Sleep Deprivedwe're off to a great start
>Just realized you will ruin every uma's hopes and dreams for the sake of your traineeBros, are we the bad guys?
>>539298724you might be able to buy 50 pieces from green woman monthy shop laterRice was there in August
>>539298719Not finishing your dailies at Hopeful Stakes for one
>>539298804There'll be so much front to trigger her ult. Then again her ult is useless to keep her on pole position and yet the existence of pace chaser will be questioned.
>>539298752This has to be the coolest Uma fanart out there
>>539298413wrong
>>539298914I have been seeing McQueen pieces in the shop, but I ignored them since people said they were useless for the most part. Like, how am I going to get 100 Daiwa pieces for her potential 3 just from the shop is the logic I had.
nice thread
I think vegetables should eat Sweep Tosho.
>>539298896They should have picked me as their trainer instead of whoring out to othersTheir fucking lossNot my problem
>>539298953Pace exist to block the likes of Vodka Grass
>>539298891>two consecutive runs>first rest is deprived/night owl:[
>>539298719Like a bee you do your 3 borrows a day.
Who else is panic training until the very last minute?
Do you bros have any nicknames for your umas? I sometimes call oguri ogs
>>539298891>First rest is sleep deprived + night owl + instant night owl proc with mood down
>>539299030Your flopped front runner can do that.
>>539299239Tits too big
>>539299221FAT FUCK
>>539299198I'm training to replace my nice nature debuff since i realised it does nothing to whales
>>539299341this is why you run dominator (large)
>>539299198I did. Honestly the left handed works out since I can use her on left handed medium tracks as well.
AIslop
Host the fuarking rooms
>>539299418I didn't want to run tachyon late surger
>>539299198I trained my actual ace after jobbing hard during first day of Taurus and Gemini's second round.
Anyone else think Special Week is the cutest uma musume?
now that CM2 shit is over, I can go and farm some parents or something. Is this deck okay? should I borrow something else aside form suzuka?
Most of us are training CM 4 honses
>>539299487Are you special week anon? If so, yes. If you aren't him, then you can go fuck yourself.
Toreina, Seggs please!
>>539299559No means no, Mayano!
>>539299471
Toreina chaaaaan
>>539299624what's the lore behind this
>>539299498Replace Smart Falcon with Helios
>>539299559>>539299640Seggs with Mayachi
>he's not preparing for CM 5you already lost
Sloppa is good if I can cum to it
I can't be bothered to farm parent sparks.
>>539299660we used to participate in fight clubs in /e7g/ every weekend since some anon would host it every time (imagine the twin turbo tuesday anon). every host eventually quit from the pressure because they would always get namedropping and memed on. after one host dies (quits), another new naive host would appear not knowing the pressures behind hosting the fight club every weekend.
>>539298214This is what CM3 looks like. Front and Pace kneel to lateGODs
Zendamu that's all.
>>539299736>he's not preparing for CM 5I read this as>he's not pregnant for CM 5
>>539299886Kingu is my lateGOD
>>539299920keep talkin shit and you might just get what you wish for
Have a room; personally seeing whether my failed Taurus candidates can work for Cancer71194539
>>539299705no can do sir front runner savvy is too good. It also exists on suzuka but the chance to hit is too small. Maybe if I borrow yaeno muteki instead of suzuka?for slipstream I might just get it natty when using sweep tosho for aces
Select one uma to kill you.
>>539299221i call my umas whores when they lose debut
ahhh no S mile
>>539299198Did a last minute SC run but it was crap
>>539299498replace falcon with yaeno muteki
>>539296935>Episode 20: What if McQueen was forced to>"Hehe! Big Brother, I'll swim with you! ...Hey, what's wrong? Look at me...">[What if McQueen was my sister?]>Melon Books consignment:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SEEEEEEXXXX1
I heard seiun is top tier, but I kinda want to save for meisho doto. How fucked am I if I pass up on seiun?
CM 2 group A finals room. Bring your contenders!60357016
>>539300053bwo that groundwork isn't gonna fire most of the time
>>539299998What if I go in with only one hons
>>539300162it's a very good uma to have but you'll be fine
>>539300162ALWAYS roll for who you like
>>539299928King is the most premium pussy of all umas.
>>539299863I won’t farm parent sparks until I can pull more support cards. If I am still playing in January. Cygames is very generous with those carats.
>>539299487No, just you.
>>539300120I DONT HAVE SUZUKA OR YAENOI guess my deck is almost good enough so I'll stick with it then. I'll consider swapping falcon for something else since that's what most people recommends
>>539300162Roll for who you like
>>539300205>>539300214Alright, thanks. Guess I'll save up then.
>>539300171let me guess gold ship won
>>539299498i think its better to aim for lots of races g1s and g2s with the correct green skill or just one SS stat than use a billion parent cards.
>>539300162not muchyou can just borrow her and/or incorporate her into a parent as a grandparent or something. It's obviously less effective than a real seiun parent, but it's not that bad really. That and if you don't mind not winning CMs constantly. But if you do you likely are a whale who wouldn't have to ask about who to roll in the first place
>Dream Journey: "Happy birthday, Trainer. I have sent gifts to your room and to your parents' home. Please accept them."?????????
>>539299998Kino finish
>>539300034The other Matikane
>>539299624>>539299869sovlfvl
>>539300257in the same dotoling boat my brother. i hope we both get her
>>539299998Top 3, with Scarlet winning by a nose. Poor vodka
>>539300226>jobber pussy who gasses out on medium sessions
>>539298537Aren't umas not allowed in the trainer dorms after curfew?
>>539300302Wrong, try again.
Divegrass manager here, again. We'll have VGL Friendlies soon, no dates yet but expect them in a few weeks. I need you to pick up to 3 teams to play against, you can see the active ones here https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//vg/_League /ink/, /akg/ and /pcrg/ are banned for this round since we just played against them.
>>539300406>let king take the lead>after a while she gasses out>free to do whatever i want with her>make her cum relentlessly while barely holding out myself
>>539300395>400 stam wonThe gaslight does it again.
>>539300421The umas run the campusThey can do whatever they wantWake up trainer sheeple
>>539300336running this deck on pasa I could beat all the mile and medium G1s very reliably if I don't chase hints too hard and take a balanced amount of speed rainbows so I think it's a decent tradeoff. Maybe she gets brocked and die once or twice the entire career
>>539300406I’m just talking about how sexy she is and the quality of her actual vagina. It has the perfect grip and massages the cream out of ningen cock better than any other.
>>539300281Top Tummy
>>539300171>>539300302
>>539300395>2* daiscaaaaaieeee
>>539300480See, once stamina runs out, you’re on the final stretch and guts kicks in. Look at scarlet’s guts compared to second vodka. Won by a nose from a sheer 4 point difference
>>539298214the Meni ShukiRush-sshu! dance and it's consequences have been a disaster for uma musume kind
King’s mom will hook her up with some big fat American dick
>>539300592also if that daiwa gets rushed she will probably explode and die
>>539300480She has 340 guts
>>539300162She is the best Front Runner parent in the game and is still a top parent for Fronts in JP. If you care about Fronts roll if you don't, don't.
i want to correct Daitaku Helios
>>539300592I don't really care for that. So it's total of 750 stam+guts needed to finish the race instead of 900+ gaslight. Even the vodka fall for that with her taking BOFA.
>>539300643Probably. She had Good mood so she was saved from it. If anything ~500 stam is what’s needed solely for rushed/debuffs.
CM finals tomorrow.Then CM3 soon.Ni ni.
>>539300480>>539300592>>539300651She has 2 recoveries dumb faggots
>>539300727Who cares, it's white. It's doing jackshit. At max probably equal to 30 stam.
chill out guys. that's just my TT vodkayou don't have to defense her for me
>>539300695who this hoe
>>539300727One gold recovery equals three white recoveries iirc.
Call me a faggot one more time and you will regret it.
>>539300789almost 4
>>539300727at 400 stam a gold recovery will be worth less than 200 stam, and a white recovery is worth less than 1/3 of that. You're looking at + 100 stam at best if both skills proccedIt's just a luck thing and she highrolled. Very inconsistent build otherwise
The Seiun Sky I ran a week ago shat out a Turf 3* and Stam 2*. Should I just accept my fate and use Falco?
>>539300480>>539300395I remember running against sub 400 stamina Vodka with BOFA and lost.This is all bullshit
>>539300806fagger
Why this race name sounds so lewd?
>>539300915filling fillies
>>539300915>my favorite g1 race?>hanshin juvenile fillies
>>539300781inari one
making mile horses is torture, long medium was way easier for me. I'm sending TT team
>>539300915mares galore
Anime and manga are full of female trainers
>>539301049are you not female?
Is it considered bestiality to sleep with Oguri Cap?
>do a few CM2 practices with registration closing soon>everyone has 1100/1100 Gold Ship with Spurt and Long S>everyone has 1200/1100 Pace MackQueens and Oguri Caps with Long S>everyone has debuffer>I only have 1100/1000 Gold Ship with no Spurt>Rice Shower 1100/1100 with no Long S>Narita Potential Woman with 1000/1000I accept my fate in the final.
>>539300969is it actually? it doesnt look like her.
>>539300915>HAHA THE JOKE IS JUVENILE FILLING AND FUCKING HAHA GET IT? HAHA UMANKO HAHA NISHINO DEFLOWER HAHA FEEDING SWEEP TOSHO MY VEGETABLE (IT'S CARROT [PENIS]) AND TEACHING HER A COOL SPELL INSTEAD (IT'S PREGNANCY [TWINS])
>>539301102it would be BEASTiality
>>539301104just host some CM2 bwo!it might cheer you up
>>539301109yeah it is its says so in the dialogue
You heard me rightSex with ponies
>>539301153fascinating
>>539301049Basically, to maintain the fantasy of (You) in the game, that's why the male trainers are a bit older, like Kitahara.
>>539301104my whole goal is making it to finals and taking the third prize in A league. I don't care what happens. If I even managed a 2nd place finish I'd be fucking estatic
>running vodkas career>she loses to scarletITS SO OVER BROS
>>539301125TOKAI TEIO
The fuck, you have to register? You're not automatically in the finals?? Just woke up and on a whim opened the game. I could have also gone outside for a few hours. So you just lose all rewards if you don't open the game in the tiny window (euro night) after the round 2 finishes? Amazing design. Too hard to auto-register people with the same horses unless they change them. Fucking retarded inbread devs.
>>539301190Not them, but same. I do want to have at least a realistic chance of winning first since I was sure I'd lose Taurus Cup, but actually got first.
>join a cm2 room>absolutely demolished and my umas are 7th, 8th, and 9thIt's over for me in the finals
>>539301261they automatically register the last team you ran with
>>539301109It's based on her Festival look
Is now a good time to get into this game
>>539301320hmmmm nyo
>>539301274Oh that's fine then.
>>539301261Neigh seethed over nothing while clueless!!Manu such cases in /uma/!!Dumb neigher!!
>>539301320nyounless you play casually and detach yourself from the pvp faggotry (you can't, it's a big part of the game) then it's wheneverCome back in a few months maybe
>>539301293i see, i was thrown off by the lighter brown hair by the artist
>>539301320Alternatively you can buy some SEAchink account I guess. and get stolen back.
Can't wait to pick up my Gemini Silver title tomorrow
its unethical to date your trainer
>>539300053442 wit is the bigger problem.
>>539301462it's actually not
fingering tokai teioperforming cunnilingus on tokai teiorubbing tokai teio's nipples while tonguing her clitorismassaging tokai teio's labia
>>539300461Can we get /kfg/ for an animalbowl?
>>539301125This but without irony
Umas are daughters, not wivesMmmkay?
>>539301490600 wit is gaslight
>>539301320It’s the best time to make an account. I wouldn’t recommend playing but you might be eligible to collect the download milestone gibs we haven’t gotten yet. Who am I kidding. With how Cygames tried to paint them as trainer helpers I doubt we will get the rest.
>>539301550Nah
>>539299221Fuku wife
>>539301320Wait for 100 free pulls during Rice banner
>>539301603I really wonder what happened to those milestone rewardssurely cygames can't just not give them out? They had such a good run in the first 2 months
>when you get the onsen ticket on a horse you know you're going to glue
>>539301659When dat
Please God if you're real let me have sex Tachyon in my dreams tonight I'm deprived of sleep I could faint at any moment but I doubt my brain will have the energy to dream please please please
>>539301125>mindbroken
>>539301682during rice banner :3
>>539299221Baby
i'm going to bed with my TP full
>>539301671They have never given global download milestone rewards. Why would they start now?
Post Vodka parents
>>539301778
>>539301679glue her womb and then glue her being
Amazon Tomorrow!
>>539301717least mentally ill tachyonfag
>>539301734so on that banner you get 100 free rolls BA style on the support cards?
What kind of rng must happen for left to win against right? No, Golshi wasn't blocked.
And the parent grind continue
Good morning /uma/
I've only had the claw machine event twice...
>>539301924temu opera crow
>>539301873Daily 10 rolls
>>539301924I'm going to sleep tho it's 4am
Cum inside a horse
>>539301949take your umas on more DATES anon
>>539301775>>539301671The first CM destroyed more than half the global playerbase and the absence "transferable gacha spark" from chinkslop has broken the average global players' spiritsGlobal won't ever reach another milestone from this point forward unless they bot it Or the chinks do their thing and make starter accounts during specific banners/anniversaries
This is the best Taishin I've made.It's a miracle that I managed to get 3 wins to reach the finals, but I don't think I'd be able to win given that she only has 27% win rate.
>>539301041>all umas can participate anyway
>>539301949use recreation in senior year. Best to use it in the latter half of the year (all years) when your mood goes down to good or normal (always try to stay on great) because at the beginning of the years there are usually many mood up events*Smooch
>>539301968>2 monthsunnnnf just gotta suffer through 2-3 more CMs with no cards
>>539301889what are you using for grandparents
taking her behind the shed
>>539299998>>539300395More detailed results>>539300480>>539300592>>539300643>>539300823I wanted to aim for more stamina but half of my inspirations were shit (7* stamina + 1* wit, 1* spd, 1* stam but had mid race velocity combo sparks [only Ramp up proc'd]). From this >>539244068 CM3 test, I think getting more power is favored over the 600+ wit, I just had a lot of wit rainbows in the Daiwa career. >>539300727The two recoveries were free from the acupuncturist as well
>>539301125Haha the joke is shitty Koikatsu crops
>>539301990damn hungry for potechips
>>539301550I jerked off to uma fanart for years. Then I finally played the English release and...Jesus Christ, they really are teenagers. The whole game is just a clean student-teacher relationship—and honestly, anything more would just feel gross to me.t. Grandpa
>>539302094Without cards there's no pressure to follow meta (because you simply can't) so you can just play with whoever you like or want at the current moment.
>>539302162generic mile horse with sta and spd
>>539302238Are you running Daiwa front without groundwork?
>>539301541Sure, I'll ask them later.
>>539302296>inb4 groundwork is a meme
If danchou doesn't get his platinum title heads are gonna to roll.............
>>539302000F2ps are at least 3k gibs carats and a voucher behind what JP had by the Seiun banner. I think they hate their global players.
How many front sparks do I need for Front Pasa?
>>539302296No I just didn't get groundwork from inspirations and even if I did I also had no relevant green skills or focus for it to trigger
i've resigned to using my 20% winrate horses for group A finals... please wish me luck bros....
>>539302437you're getting umas with 20% winrates? lucky bastard
>>539302267This but without irony
>>539302437nojust accept instead of clining onto a losing battleYou don't click a 80% fail training expecting to succeed
>>539302473Do not post this picture of The Teio ever again.
>>539302551
full Mayano choke image......lost forever
>>539302490you are right bro THERE'S STILL A CHANCEMY UMAS WILL WIN THE GROUP A FILESFUCK THE WHALESAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>539301717Sleep well, anon.
>>539302275nyo... just teio
>>53930236410 for guarantee. 7 for B with a chance to upgrade to A
The rig is IN
the joke is funny sex expression
Smart Falcon is the biggest cm3 gaslight. This shit is impossible
fingering teio until she makes the funny sex expression
Sprinter and miler umas are fucking losersThey will NEVER win Arima Kinen
If I'm making a parent for an ace, I shouldn't include that ace in any part of the parent/grandparent steps right? Something about not being able to trigger inspiration from the same uma I thinkI screwed up and made an El with usable white skill sparks but that meant I can't use it as grandparent for herself
It might work but it would take supreme rng, better parents and a better deck than what I have available. A lvl5 quad rainbow on guts got me like 40 power and speed but I was rarely even getting 3 with how much these cards roam.Maybe if I had an MLB Chikezo.
>>539302275Huh? They're in school uniforms
What is "sex"
>>539302994She won it twice
>>539302994SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU COW
>>539303028That's correct, that El can't be a grandparent for herself.
>>539303101>>539303028you can but you wont have any affinity bonus.
>>539301990Not even any dogass "jerky"?
>>539303092Guh...My fuarking knees....
>>539303028yeyou have to add 1 extra horse into family tree to push El out
>>539303067Putting your penis into nice nature's bellybutton
H-Hello Trainer I over heard you say you wanted to bread me so I turned myself into a bread for you!
>>539303059Well, when you jerk it to 50 trillion anonymous anime girls in school uniforms a year, you kinda forget what that outfit actually means.
A bread is fine too
>>539303256No. i said i wanted a new bread. ugh useless once again rice.
>>539303256I will never eat villain bread
uma armpits enjoy
Why do we have a student council if this is all they do behind closed doors?
>>539303256>I turned Rice Shower into bread.>Now she's Bread Shower.>Would Rice Bread be funnier?>I saw this joke about a scientist turning himself into a pickle. I didn't get it, but on the internet many were saying it's "the funniest shit they've ever seen">Rice Shower didn't seem to understand either but she agreed to try it out.>What do you think?
>>539303458It's accurate to how the elite function in the real world
>>539303028dang that seiun will be good for the next CM
>>539303463Uhh, leave the jokes to Rudolf
Please don't post lewd rice showers she wouldn't like being depicted like that!
>>539303256fake loaf
Encoder beat Town Hangout by a head, while Town Hangout beat Ribbon March by just a nose. It's exciting times here at two-star Daiwa Scarlet's Junior Make Debut
>>539303701...who the fuck thinks FF9 is better than 7
does anyone here have a screenshot of "Its a new day" when playing on a 720 wide 1280 tall screen
>>539303701>pro skub and anti skub
Hey...
>>539303256I wanted paipan not pan
darby???
>>539303746plenty of people who preferred the class based system of old FF instead of every character being the same except for their stats and limit breaks
opera o if cygames stopped fucking around
I'm stagnating hard with the complete lack of gibs. Haven't been able to pull a new uma or lb support card for a while.
>>539303701As usual Daiwa with the superior taste
>tfw was busy too thinking of uma decks and parent combinations that i didn't notice i got home from workNow this is the shit. CM3 is fun. CM2 was a stat stick borefest.
>>539303870same. What I did was I set aside a fund, every month I would DCA about $200 of karats on the 21st. With this I should be more or less set for the smaru-xoguri-vbourn gauntlet
>worried about maru affinity>managed to get the double nippleMarubros, we are SO back.
>>539303932>wit >guts>+5Bro.............................
You copy?
Seiun Sky's career end has you reference TM Opera O to bait her into racing again, but looking at irl Seiun Sky's race records shows me how well that ends for Seiun Sky.
cancer cup test6929 8850
DAMN BRATSEDUCING AN ADULT NINGEN
>>539304056me everyday with Helios
>>5393037017P4CMVegetaImperium of Man
>>539303701>bejiita
Marvelous Sunday is seducing me with he breast
>>539303701>vodka has reddit taste>scarlet is 4chanwow so biased
>can't win CM>can't win TTWhat's the next PVP game mode and when would it come so I can mentally prepare myself for being fodder?
>it's another episode of forgetting to run elizabeth/jap cup after the autumn tenno sho
chiyo chiyo chiyo chiyono o
mile/turf S gonna be annoying as usual. Pretty good statline for f2p deck. Not sure what other skills i could go for. Also a 3* spd
>>539303701wtf I love vodka now that she's a based greenskin enjoyer
>>539304049tuff
>>539304049top 3 placers
>>539303746People with actual taste
Best uma for bimbofication?
>>539303256Reveal yourself, villain!
>>539304640spe
>>539304617If 9 is so great where's it's absolute horrid dogshit rewritten remake? Checkmate
>>539303986so fucking funny how pedos are reading this and going>NOOOOOO this is just a cute innocent child who wants to play grown-up and has no idea what these things mean, this is CLEARLY not designed to appeal to the pedophile cumbrain
>>539304075Cute
i like to have sex with horses but horses don't always want to have sex with me
>can't build my aces until i have 3* ryan after pulling on fantasy grass bannerfuck, man
>>539303986Maya Wife!
>>539304640Daiwa was made for corruption
Special Week is literally built for corruption mindbreak
I just realized I can do g1 mile races when training parents this cm. Should I be doing them on top of the usual medium/longs?
>>539304640tokai teio
These are my wives. Yes, both of them. No, i don't need to choose just one.
>>539304931ugly hair fetish
CM3 is going to suck dudethere will be billions of powerlet timmies brocking the final straight and there is nothing you can do about it
>>539304640gold ship just to fuck with tosen jordan
>summer camp>~15% failure >fail>10% failure>fail>tunnel vision taking over>13% failure>failgame closed, fuck you, goodnight
>>539304931It's crazy that these two have the best late surger skills in the game. You just need to slap On Your Left on them then they're set.
>>539300406kingu will milk you dryher pride as a first-rate lover will not allow for anything less
GOD, I FUCKING HATE TOKAI TEIO SO MUCHI FUCKING HATE HER
>>539304969>and there is nothing you can do about it
>>539305023king's whole schtick is that she's a misery porn charactershe's so prideful and wants to win so bad but jobs eventually. Her pride won't allow it but her pussy will break and give in
>>539305091Okay.
holy shit I thought there was another round of races you can do I almost missed registering
Sex Nature
>>539304990on your left only works on clockwise tracks because you want to overtake on the outer lanes so if you were to overtake on a anticlockwise track (cm3) it becomes on your right and it will not activate
>>539304969my name is NOT timmy
>>539304987>clicking on a 10% training during summerOH NO I GAMBLED MY LIFE SAVINGS AWAY
>>539305279missing it means the game just auto regs your last teamthe registration is for people wanting to switch up their team before finalsAs long as you didn't job your round 2 you're fine
>>539305412oh thank fuck
1 month until cinderella gray cour 2. i'm excited bros
>>539304990>the only source of OYL being guts WTyeah no
from now on, wearing anything less than the platinum title will be the mark of a bad trainer who has to rely on participation trophies.
Retard
>>539305484Wit Natie soonTM
>>539305452for me it's the last chapter of cingray
>>539305238she might break during the first 10 sessions but the 11th will be the greatest ever experienced by a mortal man
>>539305238kingu is bejiita?
>>539305632yes
>>539305504Why is she portrayed like that?They could've made her at least as smart as a 5th grader but no, they made her as dumb or dumber than a kindergartner
My trainee OWES me sex.
>Vodka>Air Groove>BakushinYep, I'm ready for CM3.
>>539305632No, Bejita actually wins sometimes. Kingu is more like the Tien of the Golden Gen.
Should I stick with my Plat Taurus title or switch to the Plat Gemini title when I win in 13 hours?Plat Taurus is cooler but I don't want to have people think I'm a shitter that didn't win Gemini. But if I swap they will think I'm a shitter that didn't win Taurus.This might unironically ruin thee game for me.
>>539305663
literal vodka jumpscare holy shit she wasn't on the screen a second ago
King sex will mostly be like>K-Kono Kingu ka...with Guts running face
>Actually getting Groundwork from the Oguri card roulette within two hints>Suzuka's Left-Handed event and Digital's Wet Conditions event never occur through the rest of the careerI'm starting to think I have reverse luck in these last 3 playthroughs.
king joblo
>>5392987192 weeks no life max.
I'm not confident with my chances of winning, but I hope my Narita would win this.
>king is a jobb-ACK
King jobberas in blow jobber, cause that's all she's good for
Is this in the game yet?
Futa Shakur's 7cm penis
Post proofs that king halo is sexy.
>>539306050Cute
>>539301125My GOLDSHIP coming into Goldship's PORT
>>539306072Easily done.
my opponent will fail to activate his spurt on Final
>>539306136i'm activating my spurt right now... to kingu
This uma would be cute if she removed that hobo beanie
My opponent's umas will get into a rushed state and my umas will not.
I used to think King's mom was a bitch until I saw her IRL record. Now I understand, she's completely justified.
Reminder that you need Turf S and Front S in addition to Mile S. The extra accel and wit from the former will be clutch to win the angling activation battle. Cancer will be far more cancerous than Gemini.
all my opponent's will gas out and mine will not
>>539304640Imagine the ultimate model of yamato nadeshiko Grass Wonder turned into a bimbo
Hold strong bros, the horny mares era will be here in 2 years.
my spechan will block everyone with her fat ass
i think male trainers are cute
>>539306357Almond Eye's design is so bad
>>539306357i really like their designs
my gold ship will miss every recovery and then spurt on the final stretch when it's already far too late
Mare pussy...
https://files.catbox.moe/nqt0j9.mp4everyone keeps rambling on about fronts but a properly built late surger will make you shit your pants
I really like this pairing and I am not a diehard yuri fan. They just have nice chemistry.
>>539306357spe's slutty daughter
>>539306357The only one not getting any is cuckxina lmao
>>539306357Are they more aggressively for (you)?
you guys lied to mefarming groundwork parents is so funI get to just play the game and gamble instead of knowing that my ace run is going to the bin the moment she fails a training
>>539306224Like Gold Ship that's her limiter. You don't want her to remove it
>he rested
>>539306224the beanie stays on
>>539306382Please be a virgin female between the ages of 23-28, not obese, no tattoos, no piercings, only mild daddy issues, B cup, 5/10 at least and not a total bitch
i don't feel like doing a career so i will just glue oguri
>>539306224but that hobo beanie makes her the cute hobo that she is
sex
>i locked in the wrong Daiwa Scarlet for the finalsgoddamnitwhen are they adding more filter options instead of one single carrot
>>539306357? The horny mares are already here.
>a virgin female >no tattoos, no piercings, only mild daddy issuesNoo......
>>539306382lemme spurt in your straightawayi'll have your maestros swinging
CM3 will actually be heaven unless you run into a gigawhale in the finalsthere are going to be so many unoptimized dogshit triple front runner teams and they aren't so lenient like goldship has been these past two
>died early and a virginis this the famous pure gyaru meme
me in a few hours
tact
>>539284472Good.>Nevertheless, my retardation remainsYou'll get there, eventually.>>539306863My gold ship after my air groove nuke friendly fires her
Can't wait to roll for the white lightning
>>539300162No Seiun = Bricked Account
>>539306040Since launch.
>>539306852>mindbreak/corruption ugly bastardbait umaNah
Is uma musume a pregnancy Chad's game?
>>539306863
>>539306914my onahole
>>539306357We don't even know how Buena and Almond act around their trainer yet
>>539306586>he has level 2 speed facility going into senior year
>>539306892I raise you a better monocolor piece.
Teio massage
>>539306947Why are fat Japanese women still sexy and feminine while fat American women are so ugly?
>>539306586>no supports in speed/stamina/power>1 in guts not 2>1 in wit not 2>no g1 in this particular dateYep, that's a rest
>>539307064fat women are ugly period
>>539306659YAMEROOOOOO
>>539306852Literally me.
was Shakur a virgin before he died
Reminder to burn all of your RP.
>>539307146it's a rest if you're below half energyi'd take wit or rec if mood isn't great
>>539306357I like their designs but do mareposters weird anyone else out?
>
>>539307209https://www.youtube.com/shorts/iBl8wdsZenkMentioned
>>539306863its a lot longer away then that
>>539307159sorry oguri but you will have to become the prostitute of kasamatsu
>>539306947It's a tummychad game. I thank the devs of this game for every exposed midriff and navel.
>>539306357Too bad I'm horny for my wife instead
>>539301320F2p here. Here is an honest opinion:It's legit hard to start now. I started in the Kitasan banner and rerolled for hours to get 3 dupes with 100 starting rolls and managed to gather the other 100 to spark a 4th copy. So it's still only a 3*, not even 4*. I'm borrowing the other broken support card, 4* Super Creek, every single career I do. If I was missing either of these cards, which you'd be doing starting now, I'd be FUCKED. It's really unintuitive but unlike most gachas, Uma is a support card, not a character game. You literally can't roll for the horses in this game. It's so bad and stupid and cripples your account. The support cards are everything. You simply use your starting horses: the 5 you start out with (Gold Ship is broken), your 1 free random SSR, and 1 free choose from a group SSR. Rolling on top of this is almost pointless. Your horses are your support cards. Their inherent ability differences are often minor.There will be a great support card coming in a month or so, though I forgot which one it was. Someone refresh my memory? Reroll in that banner.
>>539306001I just realized that the final zoomed out camera angle stinks
>>539307324Would be so hot if she had a tongue piercing or split tongue
>>539306290>Turf S>Front S >Mile S>Groundwork>3 greensYou're gonna need 1000 affinity lmao
>>539307241You have to understand, mare trainers have been broken in by their umas even more than the average.
>>539307146>55 energy>nyo I'm too high IQ to rest I'll witmax >2 speed rainbows next turn>3 speed rainbows right after>fail training>at least I gained 14 wit and 4 speed :)
MoggedNot number 1 anymore
>>539307442you skip the triple rainbow atp
>>539307334How much would oguri sell in the prostitution business?
>>539307432Urara and Vodka's trainers are pretty normal
>>539307432its just specifically calling out 'mare' per the RL counterparts. Not the umas themselves.
>still have 3 supports in green during summer
erm... uma... racing...?
There's barely any tsun with daiwa scarletWhat the fuck
>>539307241Mares break their trainers into being maresexual.
>>539307582Probably because the recent JP main stories have been very mare-centric.
>>539307241In what way? It is perfectly normal to fuck mare pussy btw
>>539307519You're still fucking yourself over by missing out on a tripple rainbow.
>undefeated run with 13 G1 wins and bazillion skills>absolute trash sparksLike clockwork
>>539307620Our fuarking WINNERS...and two jobbers at the bottom
>>539306863My Super Creek winning second in few hours
curren chang would sing kyun! vampire girl
>>539307589we'll make it currenbro
>>539307324why is her singing voice so cute
>>539307727What happens when you pick the inferior mare. You get shit genetics
>>539307719>as opposed to fucking yourself by messing up a triple rainbow>in the case of 2 desireable trainings happening back to back which is low>if it's not low and happens frequently then you're in a highroll run and don't have to worryIf missing just 1 triple rainbow is enough to brick your run then that run was never going to be a highroll run anywaysYou didn't miss a triple rainbow, you missed a single rainbow because you already took the double rainbow last turn
>>539307727many such cases
>>539307714because in the umaverse they would all be mares. By saying only specific ones are mares because of their RL is... not that far from furry behavior is the best way can think to put it
Can we get more statues?I just want the racing outfits for the 1*/2* girlsI don't even want to roll
Thoughts on casual skinship between friends?
>>539307727I remember having an Oguri that completely destroyed all G1s and only getting wit 1, late surger 2 and Elizabeth Queen II 2
>>539308068pretty neat
>>5393078952 desirable trainings in a row is not a lot and missing a rainbow isn't enough to brick a run but it is enough to brick a perfect run.Training an empty Wit when you're at less than 70 energy is retarded.
The only real way to identify mares is that they're written to be high maintenance>urarayeah, she's retarded, she needs to be carefully watched>vodkashe's like ryan but has no sisters around to stop her from doing dumb shit in the name of soulsearchingMeanwhile stallions are massive sluts for some reason
>>539308024rolling is how you get those
>>539307727>>539307952cards?
>>539307697mares have had a pretty good run the past decade after being mostly shut out of japanese racing for no good reason other than nips being retarded
it is time
>>539308024Win your CM tickets and max out your bingo cards during the events that occur. Rolling is the only other means you're getting those.
i don't regret becoming an open leagercm3 looks like pure dog shit for graded
>>539301320No. Your only chance is when they rerun Kitasan. Game is legit unplayable without her at mlb
>>539307670Daiwa wife and sex
>>539308154overcapping energy is also basically missing a trainingit's worse if you land a well-rested proc because that's like 2 trainings lostbut I'm not here to prove you wrong anyways, we all have our own playstyles and it's just rng at the end of the day
>host cm room>pace chase air groove actually comes 2ndhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.........
when's the next banner that has free pulls? need to pad my spark
which uma likes cooking
Now matching whales with the guys who barely got into A finals, and f2ps with grinders.
>>539308350f2pchads will prevail. the universe wills it
I have to masturbate every time I read this cunny career events.
>>539307032*womb massage
>>539308295god forbid you're at 70 energy and then hit a nighowl proc toonow you have to tank it or risk it proccing losing more energy/mood or tap on infirmary/recreation while overcapped on energy which is also even more of a massive waste
>>539308374f2ps are being matched with luckchads as we speak.
would this debuff air groove be pretty good for the next champion's meet or should I remake her?what do I look for in stats to make a better one if I have to?
w-whale-san, please be gentle <3
>>539308329The hags
>>539301659This is a gaslight by youtubers, it's like 15 pulls. Cygames was VERY jewish in their first half annihttps://umapyoi.net/news/363
i wish umafraudke loses and crashes out again
>>539308405>off the stageClearly her fans aren't real fansMeanwhile Super Creek fans are holding her trainer at gunpoint to bang her
>>539308285>a bunch of fucking retards putting out understatted or underskilled triple front runner teams because "muh meta" i don't see the problem
>>539308439it matters not. the outcome has be preordained
i will slay Whale-san for my free2play bros
>>539308451fuck itbring me ALL THE WHALESMAKE IT SO THAT ONE OF THEM LOSES I'LL SINK THIS ENTIRE goldSHIP IF IT MEANS I CAN TAKE A WHALE WITH ME
>>539308295Landing on a Well Rested isn't bad. Your Well Rested isn't getting stored for later, you either rest and overcap on energy or you do something else and lose it anyway.
WHITE WHALEHOLY GRAIL
>real air groove was very affectionate and likes licking(act of grooming) her trainer>meanwhile uma air groove???
>>539308603SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER
>>539308459im trying to expand my collection and all roads lead to maruzensky for some reason
>Enter CC>Auto select>Yes>CC menu>Click retire button>RepeatNot gonna bother with this gay whale event
>>539308405And the Most Homosexual Man Alive Award goes to!
>>539308679champion's ceeting
I don't rest. Don't believe in it.
>>539308702Is there any trainee story where the uma and the trainer canonically get together
>>539308702maybe he's just not a pedo like you are
>>539308740500/400/500/200/1200GAWD
>>539308775it is implied in the story of Still in Love
>>539308775Seiun Sky
>>539308637Air Groove is very affectionate but doesn’t know how to handle her feelings of affection.
>>539308775NatureCreek
>>539308775still in love in jp I heard
>>539308679>this faggot is such a huge paypiggy CM got autocorrected to CC Grab your credit card and drop another few $100 paypiggy, servers areen't gonna run themselves
>>539308775Spe
I don't think a single Uma is white
>>539308775You slow dance with Rudolf at the academy rooftop on Christmas
>>539308942grey is close enough
>>539308942Spoken like a true chestnut.
>>539308775Teio(Promise to run with you forever)Air Groove(Both promise to be each other's ideal)Rudolf(Promised to stay with you)Suzuka(Literally rebuilt her entire ideal world to revolve around you)Super Creek(Basically a couple at the end)
I love my hag wife
>>539308912You become Spe's adoptive dad at the end of her story
>>539309134i love your hag wife too
>>539309103I'm pretty sure Opera O also straight up proposes to you at the end of her story
>>539309103Suzucute!
I fucked you're waifu
>>539308775opera gives you an engagement ring
Feeding my uma testosterone
>>539308891kek true
>>539309103>Suzuka(Literally rebuilt her entire ideal world to revolve around you)Based and cute
>>539309191why is this surfboard so cute
>>539309140Introducing (you) to her mom means marriage is imminent
>>539309134>bomb-diggity
Yeah, I think you're lacking guts.
Suzuka's left handed event is a myth
>>539309191>>539309103>>539309260God I need to read her scenario, I've already read ch 5 of the main story and read her bonds. She gives off such an incredibly intimate vibe that I can't describe.
>>539309360rofling at this, upvoted!
>>539308637you gotta earn that licking
>>539309191I thought Suzuka was for Spe?
>>539309427you aren't worthy
Im tired of parent farming with kuso cards...
>>539308954Rudolf’s career was shockingly cute.
>>539309553Time to swipe then
>>539308637Kneel
>>539308202Last decade was a pretty good one for mares. Even worldwide we had Black Caviar who was undefeated 25 winstreak, and Enable winning King George x3, L'Arc x2 and the BC Turf. Both mares being rated world horse of the year.Almond Eye could have competed against Enable in L'Arc but she didn't so her ratings remained stagnant against nippon umas.
>>539308448The tricks are interesting when this CM3 has wit as a secondary/tertiary focus so rushed shouldn't be as prevalent. I think you'll catch underprepared trainers with those people not in /uma/ at least and I get you're working with what you can for a Mile track because outside of Speed Eater, you can't really refine it any further.I say shoot your shot, try a CM room or you can chance her on a ticket when it comes. For stats, 600+ stamina is a bit of a meme but I think if you're around there, you should have a white heal or two for backup. I think you can get away with even 500 stamina if you pick up a gold heal.
>>539308954Cute
A mile can be a DAAAAAAAAHBEEEEEEEE right?
>>539308637>mfw still no gyaru air groove skin (literally irl canon)
Ogurin is so lucky...
>>539309495Suzuka doesn't think that. Spe does.
>>539308775mihono bourbon basically takes you to get marriage approval from her dad
>>539308775Tachyon inviting you for a romantic date
Grass as an ace next CM, yay or nay?
>>539309451Prepare for kino
>>539309541
>>539309495bwo even in the anime suzuka basically only has eyes for trainer
>>539309851i'm taking both her and vodkanot sure about the last spot
>>539309668DAAAAAAAAAAAABIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>539309495Suzuka is completely heterosexual, unlike Special Chud. Even in the Anime.
>>539309851yayI wish I had her costume
>>539308484wtf it's true...
>>539309905>>539309996We're gonna make it
Ass Wonder is made for anal
>>539310042Pace?
>>539309887was it autism
Super Creek nursing handjob
>>539309674I desire the gyarugroove
>>539309495That's what they want you to think
>do a good tier run >shit sparks >have one of my worst careers in recent memory > I don't get this game
Special Cute
>>539308775Mejiro Mcqueen
>>539309851she can use both on your left and furious feat
>>539310125>asking this about an umaIs the sky blue? No really, name an uma that doesn't have some autism.
>>539310196Its always the bricked run that gives the best sparks.
>>539310196It’s all random, lad.
stop calling her special chud
Special Bitch
>>539308775
>>539309451It's an incredible sense of longing. It's a tribute to a dead horse that was taken away too soon, people still wonder how dominant he could have been if not for that broken leg.It's a very precious and fragile story, with a tint of sadness over it.
Can I just go with 450 stamina + gold recoveries?
>>539309851I've been running my TT Grass in CM rooms and she gets some top 3s sometimes. Her ult is reasonable, the crowd is jam-packed on the final corner usually
>>539310223cute male and his bf
>>539310134Essentially canon
special pig
Special Needs
>>539310320>Falco in loser The fuck you mean, her career was cute
Special Dweeb
Will there be a future update to Team Trials to make it more worthwhile? The random rewards you sometimes get from doing them are very bad, and I feel like once I've got a high enough score for retention there's not much point in interacting with it.
>>539310348deck/sparks? you'll probably lose to other late surgers in A finals who have red shift/pump iron/shooting for victory etc but that's pretty good already
>>539310413she's an umacel
>>539310348that only gets top3 sometimes? I think I'm cooked chat
fuark I forgot to pick my CM finals teamgood thing it auto picked the last team I used
>>539310337That should be doable but thin line. Sprint PVP is recommended to 500-550 stamina with no heals. Miles really fluctuate depending on what gold and white heals you have. I think you're risking it going that low unless you trust those gold heals proccing when they should.
>>539310483Low wit, no S style and lacking in green/accel skills.
>>539310320>Suzuka that low>TM Opera that lowImagine trusting this chink list lmao
>>539310434if the menuing and UI were faster i'd do it but yet, it's so badjust parfait spam until you are in retention range and then I just dont touch it till next week unless it's for the daily
Special Wife
>>539310448I made her without borrows + my default mile training deck pre-whaling, so she's anything but specialized. But playable as a fallback if I just never hit mile S or whatever
>>539310574>S styleS distance* aka Mile
>>539310483my subpar suzuka beats my 1200/1000 grass wonder with s mile, you can manage somehow
>>539310483She's not actually that good. Missing all the meaningful skills and ults. I've run some massive stat sticks for CM3 rooms and all of them have lost to drastically lower stat umas with the right skills
>>539310595Yeah, the amount of clicks you need to get through it is pretty wild. And as an example of the bad rewards, I just got 4 boxes during a TT run and it was pretty much all junk.
>marked
>>539308405I have begun to understand
>>539310483as a late surger, you need at least one gold accel skill (furious feat/on your left/hard worker), plus at least one accel ult (red shift/pump iron/shooting for victory) to win in test rooms right now
Good Morning, Fellow TrainersI love Cheval Grand
>>539310786that's a boy you know
>>539310786You love boys?
>>539310675post deck?
>>539310786nice
>>539310812>>539310797She isn't flat though.
>>539310786
>>539310797>>539310812Yes
>>539310403>I'm going to be the biggest eater in all of Japan!Spe sure knows how to crack a joke
>>539310850>inb4 all MLB 4 SSRs
>>539310725uma musume is truly skill gameand by extension is wit game
>double rainbow>26my deck is FUCKED bro
>>539310483Yes, the skills make a massive difference. So many times this CM I beat whales that had uber statted Gold Ships, but mine would win every time if they didn't have Straightaway Spurt for example
>>539310889>Ticket bigger than Marvelous FUCKING WHAT
>>539310320>>539308775uma musume is yuri game btwthe umas aren't for (you)
>>539310776red shift works for late?>>539310964>lvl 2 training>no bonus spd horsei
>>539310981she's tiny
>>539310786Uma is a boy love game
>>539310850>>539310912not SSRs but they are MLB
>539310986>539309495why did you repeat yourself?
>>539310981Marvelous is a lot shorter (145cm to Ticket's 157cm) so proportionally she's a lot bustier.
Umas you'd take a shit with?
>>539309495No. Spe is for Suzuka. Suzuka is for Spicaman.
>>539310434Supposedly there is going to be an update September 22nd to make upward adjustments to everything including Team Trials Clubs etc. For me I just do it for fun and to see if i can an get a high score or which Uma's i need to train better.
>>539310993NTA but pretty sure it should.
>>539310993Red shift works on everyone so long as you can get into 5th while you're still accelerating.
>>539310981>>539311087
We need slutty gyaru umas
I've had 5 sleep deprived this run, fuck this shit honestly.
its september 16 where the FUCK is hishi amazon
>>539311094
>>539310483That's just a stat stick. Skills are really overpowered in this game, they add pure raw unfiltered stat to your uma for a duration.
>>539304037wait is haru holding the year book upsidedown?
>>539311094Special SEAFag.
>>539311198Mcqueen would never
Umas for this feel?https://youtu.be/fnTxHps2Lf8?t=533
>>539310320where does espoir city fall into this list, she is my MUST pull
>>539311275Mcqueen doesn't have tits. That's goldship.
>>539311183Until she comes out, I will enjoy my time with Fuji Kisexy.
>>539310320>top cun>ambiguousSo does this just ignore alts
>>539309851PerfectShe's strong in miles TT along with Vodka and Daiwa
>>539310889>Air Groove is as stacked as Scarletto
>>539311198City Cap?
>>539311317All of them considering Halo is Sunday Silence and Goodbye Halo's dad.
>>539310993>red shift works for late?I say it works best on late/end. Just don't hit 5th before you want it to proc. Late Surgers have an AI that constantly duel for the 6th position. If you get rushed or you're a retard that bought an out of timing velocity skill to push your uma up you're fucked.
>>539311223about 36 hours bwo
>>539311121That sounds good, hopefully the reward adjustment is something substantial.>I just do it for funI think I've lost sight of why I'm playing this game. I will now do a career with skip turned off.
>>539311198we have five already
>>539310889dream journey my wife
>do 3 daily careers yesterday = miserable rng>do 6 careers today = miserable rng + fail 2 careersHonestly the time spent doing these on top of how bad the rng can be is rather demotivating to bother playing outside of doing one career a day.
>>539311198is this golshi
>>539310256okay chud week
>>539311361No Cap
More shortstack posting.
>>539311414They all look like pure maidens
The Spe bullying in this thread is disgraceful
I saw one Rice Shower win a Gemini matchAlso saw one Top Gun winAn Opera O came close to winning a match but was krumped by another GolshiI saw McQueen win a handful of timesMy own Rudolf(s) could only snag a handful of lucky winsIf every "Zodiac" Cup is modeled after a real race i thought it would be cool to do roleplay teams with umas that beat them irl, like the BNW triplet in the Taurus cup, but damn its just super hard to get over the metagame huh? At least Golshi's dominance fits here a little bitBut beyond that we only have one uma available in Global that even won the Victoria Mile..
>>539311375It has to be substatial, so far, we are behind in terms of gibs and we are on an acelerated schedule
>>539311513in heat
i run a career with tickezo thinking she was vodka... now I'm stuck in a long race with zero stamina card...
>>539311317stay goldu
We're not going full meltdown mode like happened with CM1 finals results, right? People are used to finals being a coinflip by now, right??
>>539310786I prefer her sister
>>539308143brown woman sex in less than 2 days
>>539310320Eishin that high?Nice
Fuji is not even that bustyShe is just taller than rest of the cast
>>539310320Its great my favorite horseboipussy grancheval is T0
is blockushin really worth it or is this one of those discord whale psyops to brick retards just like with front urara?Since the idea of it is to snipe seiun ult from other frontrunners so your late/end aces can catch up, Wouldn't it better to make a competitive frontrunner that can win too?
>>539311414I love Espoir City, the wait will be long.
>>539311630Everyone's gonna be quittingThis thread will just be (You) and me
>>539311630There's a bunch of players in here that didn't get to finals last time so expect some melties. Personally I'm going to luckshit a 1st anyway so I'm not concerned
ines fujin does something to mei'm not sure whatbut it's a strange reaction
>>539311375>substantial1.6x or 2x or whatever our acceleration rate is. So 30 carats on login would become 50, etc.
Speen
i will run nishino furawaa in CM3
>>539311550Spe love!
>>539311745
When are we getting Man ‘o War
>>539311730hand over some of that hopium you are on fella
>>539311630i will literally cry and scream and shout and slam my fists against and into my plaster walls if I don't get the platinum title that I will proceed to immediately not use and continue using my Agnes Tachyon fanclub banner
>>539311630>>539311705I was thinking about it if i didn't make it to grand finals with my F2P team...
>>539311668For your viewing pleasureThat's a 1200/1200 Kingu and the Grass from earlier ITT btw (but you can't see her because she's being blocked full-time by Maruzensky)
>>539311730This change isn't actually addressing the accelerated schedule btw. They're just making the gibs the same as JP.
>>539311440Yes. When takes off the retard hat and does her bangs McQueen style she's quite a looker.
>>539311710Freckles
>>539310908>>539310797>>539310786>>539310874Is she flat or notIm so fucking confused
>>539311630>lostAhh... to be expected, I lost to a gigawhale metaslave>winKek, I beat gigawhales metaslaves with my F2P uma LMAOOOO
There are way too many people with egos that didn't feel the sting of defeat with CM1. Gemini should still deliver.
>>539306735Semen being a pink spark implies that there's an "aptitude" for "Semen". But what would being proficient with "Semen" mean in this context? Proficient with drinking them? With running in them? Anal and Deepthroat being either skills or G1-tier races (or whatever the sex equivalent of a race is) makes sense. And so does Strength, Stamina, and Lust being stats. Night and Bed being pink sparks imply that the uma musume is proficient in or during "Night" and "Bed", and that makes sense to me. Given all that, I cannot make sense of what "Semen" being a pink spark implies.
>>539311676Her voice is so good, too. Gonna be a long wait indeed.
>>539311668>Tell everyone to bring bakushin to cuck fronts>Bring 3 later surgers because your psy op made bakushin spawn in every lobby
Do you get to play with orfevre's tongue in game?
>>539310320>Vodka at 2.5Hmm doesn't seem like it to me
my cm3 team
>>539311778Him and Secretariat will be the 2nd banner of 2029 on global
>>539311668Sex
>>539308775Shiraoki wills it. There is no escaping fate or umapyoi
>>539311796stupid tachyon poster
>>539311570I saw McQueen win a bunch
>>539311891Bretty gud TT uma for sprints
>>539311854Daiwa running races with my semen in her womb
Seiun Sex
>>539311891Does Smartkushin know we are manipulating her, right?
>>539311812>>539311668I'm fucking retarded, here's the video
>>539311803You're certainly not the only one. We're all being taught our place in the food chain.
How many years is it into their schedule before JP started to get spark QOL?
>>539311201>get migraine before debut>slacker afterhaha easiest glue of my life.
>season 1 was a somewhat boring yet acceptable slice of life anime that was mostly just an introduction to a universe>season 2 was raw, unfiltered kino. a sports anime but since it's more or less true it's actually good instead of being cliche garbage>season 3what happened
>>539312003And Wife
>>539311705>>539311803Around 6-7 clubbros died before CM2 finalsImagine the mass quitting after CM2BUT SERIOUSLY DONT QUITINCREASE GIBS INCOMINGENDURE IT
>>539311201
>>539311891
>>539311570I still remember that S Medium Taiki winning a Taurus race. I say break the mold and find a team you would want to win that event. I'm aiming for a duo with Daiwa and Vodka in Cancer, third is a fill spot for whoever seems fitting with them and I can reliably do ace careers with. Maybe Bakushin to imply she got lost on the way and just wants to run lol.
>>539311803>>539312025You should try to enjoy it at your own pace. This game ultimately will belong to bonsaige chads. This is inevitable.
>>539312080can't really make a good compelling storyline from kitasan's career
>>539311668Lol @ front urara>cucks taishin gold skill>but also lowers her stamina consumption
>>539312098Seiun cleavage...
>>539312105>20 carats daily to 30You've convinced me
>>539312080Boring but above average horse from a mediocre generation as the MC. It's just Kitasanwinslol then forced drama out of nowhere.
>>539306735Damn
>>539311926Umapyoi with Kitaru...
T-too many veggies...
>>539311668speaking of psyops is that fucking 601 / 627 stamina stat threshold complete bullshit or are there really super sekrit stats that boost other stats according to the fucking racetrack that was chosen just because?
>>539312256kitasan's actual biggest rival being mostly cut from the anime didn't help
>>539312098>make seiun sky's hair longer>sex appeal increases exponentiallywho fucking knew
Kitasan bros, our cope when duramentes son wins L Arc?
>>539312137It's a cactusge at present with the PvP aspects and lack of QoL both being hostile to players, the latter almost to an infuriating level
>>539312326It's real whether you should push yourself to get it instead of other stats is up to your run
>>539312324WHAT THE FUCK??? THIS FUCKING BRAT...!!!!
>>539312321Well if the crystal ball predicts it, who am I to question it?
>>539312326Its mile and youre aiming for around 600 in the first place, you cheeky brat
>>539312326Race track bonus
>>539312001I thought she wanted 12 kids
>set homescreen umas to random>get jumpscared by Mejiro Ryan
>Jap horse>winning L Arcpick one and only one
>>539312397>>539312324YADA YADA DOOOOOOO
>>539311570Didn't Vodka won 2 Yasuda Kinen (CM3)? She'll likely be really good too as long as she's not blocked
>>539312368well 627 stamina seems like a worthwhile target to begin with since it makes you durable for mile without using recovery skills>>539312415i saw "627" as a magic number just in case you drew Awful mood..>>539312420where on gods earth are you able to find any mention of racetrack bonuses to begin with? What did the Kyoto 3200m racetrack have for a bonus??
>>539312324>People suggesting I save for Riko for Aoharu and MANT scenarios or the Kitasan De Negro rerun>Me, a true connoisseur, saving to get the SSR of this brat
>>539312025>>539312105>>539312137>>539312364A long time to suffer... Are we really going to make it to the end?
Speaking of L'Arc, foreign mob Umas lookin spiffy as hell.
>>539312519I thought about it, but zero initial friendship is kind of annoying.
>>539312324Grr....!!!!!
>>539312556Why are umas wearing "i fuck dogs" masks
Is Hard Worker a good skill for CM3? i never see this skill proc'ed
>>539312605they're white
Hello Falcoposters. I have decided to run your uma in the upcoming CM, do you have any tips for her career that are worth knowing about?
>>539312551Only the strongest umadols will live to see the shinier future
>>539312556soulful, didn't know they did that for foreign uma
>>539312428More to come
I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Sweep Tosho. Every day I would wake her up by coming in her and every night I would cum in her right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside her. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that she'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would be to have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll fuck her while she's pregnant and she'll get double pregnant. I'll fill her with so much cum every day that she'll look pregnant even when she isn't (which she'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make Sweep Tosho as fertile as possible. I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd give her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go an hour without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll even bake her home made lactation inducing biscuits to help her get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that she'll be seeping out multiple quarts of milk per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell her how delicious it is. I'll make her so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any given time. I would literally never stop doting on her, I would respond to her every beck and call and I would cum inside her again each time she asks for something. She would be so pregnant all the time that she would literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Her spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after she can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into her. I would clone her purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside her after she runs out of them. She would have so much progesterone running through her veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to her.
>>539312569True, but a solid friendship bonus and trading all her green skills for Spurt...it's a similar way I can tolerate Top Cun's 0 friendship some days.
>>539312556Bottom left claimed as my NPCwife
>>539312648true
>>539312556>even the mob umas at the l'arc are 1000 allstatsHELP ME YUTAKA
>>539312729
give me a 3* stamina sparks.... or else...
Man the lucky pacer mechanic is such rng bullshit , even by this game's standards. Hope someone is running fronts in my finals
>>539312759Gotta hustle for one of best concerts ingame anonhttps://youtu.be/DbKc5E1Cka8?si=ukCimkVRVdfDOYVi
call 'em
>>539312105I think CM1 was a bigger filter, at least I can purge a few so there can be new spots. I'm already generous letting 10+day inactives stay, and the ones who make suspiciously low amount of fans daily. The end of september will be the great purge so train hard and launder shoes.
>>539312941Bro you air groove?
>>5393129532* power
>>5393129532* guts
>>539312953Turf
>>539312953OneStarGuts
>>539312981Which club, I'm gonna freeload from next month just doing shoe laundering
Is this good or did I train power too high?
>>539312515Race mechanics documentRace Course ModifierSome race courses have 1-2 stats as threshold stats. Having base stat that exceeds thresholdprovides a bonus to adjusted speed.- Stat <= 300, +0.05x- 300 < Stat <= 600, +0.1x- 600 < Stat <= 900, +0.15x- 900 < Stat, +0.2xThe final modifier is the average of modifiers for all threshold stats. Therefore the maximumbonus achievable is +0.2x.
is it really yuri if it's real life?
>>5393129533* Stamina3* MileGroundworksURA Finale
>>539312953Nice Mile S. However, 3* Stamina with 2* Front.
>>539313075It's good, compensates for your low wit
>>539313075Perfectly fine. Could use more wit though.
>>539313079>provides a bonus to adjusted speed.Is this just the speed stat or the actual speed?
>>539313004>>539313026>>539313031>>539313043>>539313103>>539313108good white sparks, trash blue and pink
>>539312945Do the french even have pop idols? I can't imagine the french doing something like an idol concert at the end of their races.Also Nakayama Festa's voice is nice
>>539311630Some of you guys are alright. Don't come to /uma/ tomorrow.
>>539313068>>539312981I think we had like 1-3 casualities during CM1, preCM2 was a disaster.Theres also 1 person in the club who didnt gain a single fan for the entire september but trades shoes, Im not even sure why he bothers logging in
>>539313181Speed stat
>>539312729Kitasan, PLEASE get out of guts training
>>539312941My Oguri is going to pace promote and delete your slop team by 7 lengths
>>539313229That shit's worthless then.
>>539313194everyone has themenjoy the oldiehttps://youtu.be/CLKNuhDmfvQ?si=SfY3z-uPIH2kxoED
>>539313215I'd at least have the decency to do one failed career per day for the dailies namedrop your club
>>539313075Super solid. If it's me I'm locking that in as 1/3 of my team
>>539313191>Everything 2* or higher except the blue and pinkActually wild.
>>539313127>>539313140Thanks, bwos
>>539313215>Im not even sure why he bothers logging inYour club is a parking spot for his 2nd account. Not uncommon for "serious" gacha players that are also F2P
>>539313438What in the fuck 2nd account what for? >>539313320Im just gonna tell danchou to make a few rule changes since the chronogenesis became available.
>>539311730Bro, JP with their regular speed got that 50 carat update on their 1st half-anni. That won't fix shit with global's schedule. I'm expecting globalbabs to be dumb enough to get fooled they actually addressed the problem.
If the game is yuri then i'm a female trainer in game, simple as.
How do you guys find/join clubs? I have been playing since early July, but haven't joined a club yet, in part because I don't have Kitasan or Super Creek.
>>539313075She is more or less like my ace Vodka that only lacks S mile. Its a tossup which one would win imo.
>>539313516Let! Me! Leech!
>>539313516>What in the fuck 2nd account what for?Usually to see if he gets luckier on the 2nd one than he does on the 1st. Save carats for the big banners, see which account(s) gets better rolls. I've known people who've had 2-3 accounts for multiple years in GBF or even shittier games for this purpose
>>539313517Have a higher res version.
>>539313601in a club with mates that i know
>>539313601Nobody cares what card you have bwo, only how many fans you get at the end of the day. You can either join a /uma/ club or find a club on d*s*rd. You can find many clubs that fit your requirement
>>539312608because the only card that gives it is guts
>>539313601Huh? You don't need to have anything to join, you just join and play the game and get free shit every month for being in a club. Maybe donate shoes if you're feeling spicy.
>>539313381I might use her as a grandma alongside a borrowed 3 stam 2 mile suzuka with groundwork and left handed and hope I get a 2-3 stam scarlet and grass wonder
>>539313650Thanks bwo
>>539313782Have this one I did as well.
>>539313601i just put /uma/ in the profile posted my id hereI think cunnyinc has been missing 3 players for a few weeks now?
>>539313782erotic uma
>>539313857Cutest glass cannon
ass wonder.............
>>539313904I'm not joining a club called cunnyinc, the part of my brain that feels shame is only 95% atrophied.
>>539313601I saw some random club being advertised here and jumped in without a second thought about what they might expect from me, because who cares. Eventually the leader got serious and started kicking out the lowest scorers. I raced the guillotine for a while and then was eventually spared because, unlike other low scorers, I was requesting shoes frequently. The leader then became too ambitious for his own club and joined a top-ranking one, leaving the rest of us to suddenly become casual and drop from rank 600-ish to rank 2000-ish, where we remain to this day.
>>539312080It went on for too long. If they focused solely on Kitasan vs Duramante for the whole season, with lots of buildups and character moments like CinGray, it could have worked. There was no need to adapt Kitasan's entire career.
why must whales taunt me with their stacked decks and high rated umasbratty whales need correction
>>539312569Just get charming bro
>>539313782>>539313905>>539314021Seiun Sky, Fuji Kiseki, Vodka, Air Groove. I love the short-hair umas.
explain tail held highif the meta is to stack as much skills that activate on the late stage of the race, why spend nearly 400skill points to activate THH combo at the middle
>>539314030
>>539314287it's cheap and you can game your other skills to basically guarantee it activates after position keeping ends
>>539314286>i love short-hair UmaEven Ryan?
>>539314320the ass of a debut loser.....
>>539307394The only decent upcoming banners are wit nature and riko/rice. Re-rolling for nature is kinda eh though.
>>539314287We've had two CMs in a row of golshi waltzing up almost to the pacers before spurt and you still haven't noticed how good late-mid velocity skills are?
>>539314365I wouldn't go that far. Maybe if I give her career another try... I just can't see anything other than the "Just Fuck My Shit Up" dentist haircut whenever I see her.
>>539312080I was expecting for Kitasan vs Duramente rematch but no the biggest rival buildup just end up retiring lol. Then Kitasan won some and lose some, maybe were just expecting too much her, comparing her to the legends like the Miracle Horse Tokai Teio or the Commander of Japan Special Week.
>>539314515all end closers do that
does oguri cap even know what sex is
>>539314601can you eat it
no horny
>>539314021Leading Sei-chan, arm around her shoulder, straight to a love hotel!
>>539314601>sacks? like potato sacks?
>>539314601After marriage? Yes
>>539314320The smell must be overwhelming
I love my daughter
green skills are SS tier even in jp. dont fall for the parent deck scam.
My uma just made me sad... Why is she so mean and ungrateful? Can i replace her with a new scout?
>>539314601She knows about love but not what's next
>>539314601He seems to want to fuck Horlick, did we get her in the manga?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/CXZSkE3tdU8?feature=share
>>539314780What does one have to do with the other?
>>539314745I also love your daughter
Well, time to head to work. When I come back, I expect Cygames to have handed me my group B win.
Remember when we struggled against Bakushins Legend Race?
LAAANDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwsBQ5wd4d8
>anon went back to a 3 hours old dead thread just to ask me for porn sauce
>>539314365nta but after doing her career her personality has won me over so I can forgive the yee yee ass haircut
>>539314929>We
>>539314661She would probably look forward to it secretly.
>>539314365Hey man, the tits balance it out.
>>539314601Tamamo Cross would taunt Oguri Cap with "Oh? You don't know what sex is? Well I do! I won't tell you though!"
>>539314780either I'm retarded or you're retarded, everyone knows green skills are great which is why fuji kiseki is in everyone's parent deck
>filter uma by only mile racer>only Maruzenskyif you win CM3 without Maruzensky, you didn't beat the game
>>539314871you get green skills from having your lineage do the races with those skills related to cm and also from spark inspirations. parent decks make you fail hitting SS in a stat and losing ura from clicking on hints from shit tier cards. It is 100% a scam.
>>539315217Just mutate umas, bro.
>>539315187Tamamo is a lewd bitch?!
>>539314987>>539315109Don't pretend you didn't struggle with a mediocre King Halo.
>>539315290She doesn't actually know what sex is either
>>539315227I'm not going to run every summer race just for the 10% chance it procs summer runner as opposed to all the other useless garbage
>>539315290Chudmamo Cross knows what sex is but rejects it (see the mare she murdered)
>>539315217I am actually considering running her simply because I have the materials for her pot5. Also I really like her
>>539315313Tamamo knows what sex is after selling her ass for beansprouts in shady alleyways.
>>539315187Secretly Tamamo doesn't know what sex is either
oh yeah, it's combo time
>>539315310My King Halo was extremely First Rate
>>539314639would oguri get along with goku
>>539314365reminder that obesequeen is literally evil
>>539315310Its Currenchan! I got her trying to pull for the 1* and 2* umas
Uma attack! It's your beloved trainee
So is Taishin actually good for CM3? Will encroaching shadow actually work
>>539315395why does she own a donkey?
>>539315458She won like 1 out of 20 timesFUCKING BULLSHIT I DONT UNDERSTAND HER
>>539315457dia i am not your trainer i am kitasan's trainerdon't you have a servant as a trainer already
>>539315457gah stay away demon i am loyal to my oshi
>>539315485She is the donkey.
>>539314103Good evening saar
Isn't daiwa's unique good with seiun's?
>>539315310I beat her with Suzuka
>>539315538I've been thinking you can probably do THH Taishin to mimic Golshi's unique, but the difference is you have gold spurt. Spurt doesn't require you to be in any position so it'll work.
>>539315457holy smokes
Imagine the smell
>>539315457Dia... what about our promise about no sex till marriage...
>>539315439undoubtedly. he'd probably hear the announcer say 'tsuyoi, tsuyoi' and try to fight her though
>>539315708She lacks the skill that makes goldship start catching up to pace horse midrace. But the time she activates that encroachment the other horses are already near the finish lineThats my only issue with her, any recommended cards for fix this?
>>539315818Top trainer's groomer
Taishin is op in mile cm
>>539315818Like mothballs or an old wooden cabin probably
>>539315818i don't like crazy horses
gaslightdacchis, you need to come up with a new one... people aren't falling for it twice in a row...
Taishin is op for gemini rerun
All the guides are too long... I have this Oguri, if I use her as parent, and train my Narita Brian with a friend's 9* power parent, there's a chance to get my own 9* Brian?
I feel bad for the metafags that were gaslit into rolling Taishin
>>539315843>can't beat him in a race>can't even beat him in an eating contestwould it mindbreak her
What parts is she talking about?
>>539315818>>539315964desu she acts like the kind of woman that turns into a karen once she hits her 30s
>>539315457You're not my trainee, stop tempting me
Why cant sub leaders kick members?Did Cygames ever give club QoL stuff/
>>539315669pls reply
>>539316017yes (the chance is about 2% to hit 3* power even if you have 1100 power)
>>539316028I hate Ryan training I love how Cygenerous gave her to me within 40 pulls
>>539316029either that or Oguri would decide she has to bear goku's children and give birth to the ultimate half Saiyan half Uma child
>>539315948Yeah and for cm4 too. And cm5 she's a secret hit
>>539316072>sub leaders can't kick membersha.what can sub leaders do then?
Who here actually likes Satano Diamond for who she is and not who people thinks she is?
>>539316064her boobs and her ass but that's fine I like her the way she is
>>539315873If you can get nemesis to proc on Tokyo 1600, you'll probably just win.
>>539316115NYesMix of daiwa/pasa/seiun is good and strongMostly daiwa because seiun has bad stat growth, and pasa isnt a front without mutation
>>539315457Dia please don't do this Rice Shower breaks my ribs every time I look at another uma without her permission
>>539316195accept members when leader is away
>>539315873just give her tail held high bwo
Dia...
>>539316237how terrible, befitting the title of a villain
>>539316174>half goku half oguriI'm pretty sure that's how you get tyranids.
>>539316210she's a nice girl with big tits and a rich family, there's plenty to like about her even if she's not actually a slut
>>539315873I told you. THH combo. You win anyway just by having better stat multipliers, you just need to move up like Golshi, you don't gamble it all on late race accel like late surgers because you don't have their tools in the first place. >any recommended cardsGo through inheritance CBT.
>>539316286>>539316368>Slightly increase velocity after activating many skills mid-race.>Many skillsWhat skills are recommended for this to even activate
>>539316368NTA, but how come Lates can get by without THH combo but Ends need it?
Biwa bros, how do you train your gigantic-headed uma (as a generic good Long TT uma)? I'm struggling to get decent stats with her +10% Guts, +20% Wit growth rates. Can I sacrifice some stamina and rely on her gold recoveries as I focus speed? I've been using a 3/2/1 speed/stam/wit deck but it doesn't seem to be enough. Any tips?
>>539316174the world's food supply would not survive a saiyan/uma hybrid
>>539316123>2%Is there anything I can do to increase the chances?
What's her problem ?
>>539314929For me it's Taiki ShuttleLiterally the only uma that could beat my ass even in career and dailies
>>539316343I cant like rich girls even in fiction because I got into a high profile university with a 70-80% female ratio as an average joe schmoe and got exposed to too many of them irl they'd never give you the time of day and/or are generally pretty petty/unsavoury bitches
>>539316298getting harassed by trainees is fine for Tracen but trainers are not allowed in their dorms
>>539316536yeah well if you could groom your way into marrying a rich girl you'd probably like them more
>>539316558This rule was put in place for trainer's sakeThere's a high risk of death by dehydration if they're caught by the trainees in the dorms
>>539316493she's addict to giving fellatios and rimjobs to her trainer
THH is also how I like to have sex with umas
>>539316438NTAs but I think Lates are supposed to have the best accel modifier
When I started I decided I wouldn't spoil myself the upgraded's 1/2 stars unique animations before getting them myself but man, do they fucking suck. I guess it was naive to expect them to be as good as the other 3* animations since they are not the money makers but c'mon they are so underwhelming, just take a look at mayano's, the fuck is that
>>539316493Love at first sight
>>539316427Ramp up, recoveries, anything that matches the track/style and has mid-race in the description, style/length straight/corners depending on the track, highlander depending on the track.>>539316480Pray.
>>539316438Best acceleration multiplier in the game. Just take advantage of that fact.
>>539316618trainees have roommates right? I don't think they would rape you when their roommate is literally there
>>539316721The roommate joins in raping youUmas are pack hunters
>>539316684>Mcqueen: this bitch is crazy, run Toreina run!
>>539316719if they have the best accel multiplier, what's the point of getting multiple accel skills like furious feat and on your left
>>539316772and then the next door umas come to check out the commotion
>>539316427People say Golshi's unique is shit to inherit but it can contribute easily to proccing tail held high
>>539316072because they would be able to mutiny and kick danchous>just make it so they cant kick danchosmall indie company
>>539316793Accel even fastererYou dont say ends are the fastest so you ignore velocity on them
>>539316440Just drop the wit card for another stam card
>>539316706SNIFFF
>>539316802that's why they had to institute the no trainer policy, uma rape balls quickly escalate into a fire code violation.
>>539316835golshi's unique is easily one of the strongest in game, had they not nerfed it extra hard for inherits it would be the default choice for many
>>539316793It plays to their strength.
>uma requires me to quit my job to compete in uma>but i need my job to pay for uma pulls and merchwhat do
>>539316962>from 6s 0.25 to 3.6s 0.05Jesus fucking christ
>>539316195invite peopleremove dancho's invites when he isn't looking
>>539317153just play casual and take it easy
>>539316835this sounds retarded enough to actually be viable
>>539317204bro?
>>There are *schizobabble*
i need bread
>>539317405agemasen
>>539317504>>539317504>>539317504
Today for the first time I requested shoes 2 times in a row. Nobody else did in the 8h period. I think my club has died
>>539307209nyo, he got laid a couple times
