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THE GOAT
>>539361787she's giving me the bedroom eyes
Great luck be upon you
Horses are cute
i'm still giggling over Bighead Biwahhhehehebighead biwa :)))hehehehehehehehehe
1 hour left, post your ready face
>>539361910Thanks, Fuku (and Fukuposter)
>>539361858Based, my HERO
So what I get is that horses are just bigger, smarter dogs
>>539362027>do something bold
Praise Shiraoki-sama and you'll win your finals! You still have chance!
here's some secret tech for cancer cup:condor's unique is as good if not better than angling and scheming, since it also triggers in second place.
Anywhere to bet on streamers winning / losing their gemini cup?
So when do they rerun kitasan black? I need at least one more limit break on her so I can stop borrowing her and borrow super creek instead.
>>539362053
>>539362064>smarterdon't know about that part bro
How do I get started on skill parent farming?>grandparent 1 has the skill>grandparent 2 has the skill (borrow)>make sure parent has the white sparkThen it doesn't matter if the parent's sparks are trash since you can just start looping using that parent?
>>539362127I'm ready to update my spreadsheet
>>539362064bigger dogs, yes. smarter? lol.
I will take my 1000 carets, than you very much.
>>539362064They're also faster, and stronger too
Why is it so impossible to reach the stats ever guide talks about??? Its fucking stupid. These guides are so shit.>just get these stats!FUCKING HOW RETARD?????? JUST GET THE 0.1% OMEGA LUCKY RUN???
do we get to see results in an hour?
>>539362363uhhhyeah?
>>539362053gg ez
https://x.com/horseimage/status/1968040827286139236Umas for this feel?
>>539362304>Win with no proof.The fuck? Guy won't show his taurus platinum badge?
Digitan LOVE
>>539362363Trust the plan bro
>>539362383no, they begin simulating the races. You'll see tomorrow whether you won.
>>539362434me on the left and right simultaneously
>>539362304Bro, what are you doing with your life?
>>539362434Daiwa is the same age as those boys
>>539362363wow a noob whale sugoi
>>539362321
>>539361493the track is 1600 m and the final straight starts at 533 meters, you are likely to be above 30% stamina
>>539362513>Bro, what are you doing with your life?He doesn't have one
>>539362321>>539362546what did they mean by this?
>This Gemini Silver medal? Why yes, I did minmax my way to first place in open league. What can I say? I like a challenge.
>>539362363When they say 1200+, it means as high as possible, you won't be able to reliably hit max even if you're a whale unless you're doing something suboptimal like 20% growth + 4 cards.
>>539362434Scarlet, you shouldn't let them grab your ass like that...
Wow...
>>539362434sloppedy slop slop
>>539362053Ready to get 3rd in group A but I am telling McQueen she is going to win.
Who has the easiest time beating Tenno Sho spring? Maybe Agnes Tachyon? I need to win it like 10 more times to max out my Seiun Sky.
>end mayano career race>zero front runners>brian gets the lucky pace and destroys me
>>539362868Golshi
>>539362363you need 4 speed cards or 6* speed on your parents to hit 1.2k speed with 10% speed bonusalso 20% guts bonus is worthless and your just kneecapping yourself for fun by playing daiwa
>>539362741Give up time desu.
>>539361787I guess I should start by saying that I am in love with Curren Chan. I have considered whether it could be that I have a need for companionship etc, but this isn't the case. I am quite a giving person, and do a lot for my fellow students, but with this girl I would do anything for her. I feel my heart beat faster when I see her and I seem to be blind to her flaws. I know she isn't perfect, and I haven't put her up on a pedestal or built a false image of her, but I feel that she is perfect for me. Curren is aware of how I feel, and that I have never felt this strongly before about anyone, but thinks of me only as a friend.The problem is that I can't distance myself from her, and I'm not sure I'd want to have to lose our close relationship in order to stop feeling this way. It is probably important to mention that we take almost all of the same classes at Tracen Academy, live in the same dorm and do most of our training together, so I would estimate that I spend at least 6 hours a day with her. On many occasions we have even just talked for more than 6 hours straight on umastagram! (Which I can't do even with Yasunari-san, despite having an extremely close relationship with him). At the moment I'm trying to stop feeling this way without sacrificing any of our friendship, but I'm failing miserably. Our friendship is still intact but I don't feel remotely different about her. I don't know what to do...I've not seen her in 2 weeks because I'm on vacation in Hong Kong, and when I get back next week she'll be with Ikezoe-san - so I won't have seen her for a month. The problem is these past 2 weeks, although I've met loads of great people (and one or two sprinters who are definitely interested in having some fun), I can't think about anyone but her. I find myself rejecting people simply because they don't make me feel the way this girl does when I'm with her. How long will it take before I stop feeling this way and just man up and get over her?
when are we getting the real thing, how many more scenarios?
>Why wont she accept me as an umamusume?Wait is Kingu’s bitch mom not even an uma? I thought she had a legacy of some sort and was like a good racer or something? Or was she just a ningen clothes designer lady?
>>539362894Top-left looks like they would be very meta for the next few months
>>539362943tl drsry it happened
>>539362868Opera O
>>539362868super creek has no issue
>>539362868get max stam parent sparks + any long with career should make it easy, just make sure 500-600 stam + high speed, if you really want to, buy skills
>>539362868McQueen or Rudolph, easily.
I don't know if this makes sense to anyone but does anyone feel a lot less comfy doing their CM3 Ace runs? Like, with CM2, maybe because the supports were more clear cut and better, or maybe because the main thing that could brick a run was praying on long S, things just felt a lot smoother.
>>539362868King Halo for sure.
wait so we have to wait another day to see the results? this is not okay and extremely concerning.
>>539363068cute girl
>>539362053I'm going to be locked in an office for 4 hours why couldn't it be now..
>>539362894i wanted bottom right to be playable in the game as the second coming of jesus
This is the fourth night owl of her first career. What the FUCK?!
>>539363093having to train 3 stats definitely requires a different way of thinking compared to speed/stam/rest
CM3 Late surger bros, do you take mid-game velocity skills? Does that make you go 6th too early?
>>539362670Inherited playfulness from Tony Bin. Supposedly Pokke has this trait too.
Is uma pussy soft and smooth
>>539363127You can check in about a hour. From that point you have 24 hours to view the results
>>539363323I'm all in on late stage and last spurt skills.But I'm also not very good at the game, so don't take my word for it.
>>539363376is more like a vacuum
>>539362275There's 3 way to start if you have nothing.>NormalUse a guest horse that has the skill you want and other useful skills that you want, Playtime's Over, Tail Held High, etc, your other parent can be whatever the best you have. Doesn't matter what you get as a blue spark.You do that until you have your own horse with the desired white skill as a white spark for everyone and use that to recycle and repeat previous step, except now you are fishing for good blue sparks, and slowly but surely you will replace all parents/grand parents with good blue sparks.>Try hardDo not use borrowsYou do multiple runs with your free resources until you hit the raw 20% chance and repeat the process of the previous one, aka get all horses to have white spark.After that you just use borrows and replace the parent horse if you get better blue sparks.>More Try hardSame as previous one, but instead of just moving forward with one white skill you try to get multiple ones or ura finale.
>>539363376Yes. Next fucking question.
>>539363376Somebody post The Chart again...
>>539362982retard
>>539363346why are you cat trannies so obnoxious
Rudolf pussy
>get bad rainbows with 3 speed cards>try 5 speed cards>0 rainbows for the entire second half of classic yearWell just fuck me I guess? 6 speed cards?
im ready for cm3
>>539363093Yeah, for CM3 you require to Hint 3 greens, Groundwork and mileS to even attempt to consider making a Front Runner, and even if you get all of this, you still need to get a good run to meet the stats.With the past CMs you only needed Medium/LongS as your RNG pick and then whatever skills you could patch into your runner.
>>539363093It's the front runners because they need groundworks and whatnot. I've been trying and failing, I can't even decide on the skill hints.
>>539363595all he did was post a picture of a retarded looking cat, you need to touch grass and chill the fuck out
>>539363323>go 6th too earlyYou don't need them. Late fights for the 5th or 6th position naturally.
i unironically enjoy this game
>>539363595rent free
>>539363323goldship is unusabletaishin is very raredebuffers are less common due to everyone having enough stamunless your bringing your own end closer its fine to take pumping with mid game velocity skills
>>5393623633-4 speed 1 stam 1 wit18* power parents
>THIS close to quitting or going full once-a-week casual>decide to do one or two more cancer ace runs because why not>roll one of the best uma ive ever madei know for a fact cygames monitors your rng and burnout status but i just cant prove it yet...
>>539361794Thanks. I was willing to risk it since it meant enough SP for Ramp Up but I got struck with the "No speed training despite 4 speed cards" curse so all I got was was a middling 1000 Speed/Stamina Golshi.Started the run before the deadline to set a team for Finals but then I fell asleep so I'm only finishing it now, guess I have the consolation that it wouldn't have saved my account CM jobbers anyways
CM3 23651355Come beat my bad horses
>>539362868Rice because you can clock it.
>>539363617Rudolf bloomers
>>539363774At best I can get 14 pow 2 stam parents, and that's with less groundwork sparks than I'd like.
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty buttsniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt
I'm about to lose my mind here. 0 rainbows in the past 12+ turns.
>>539363827CM shouldn't be something you fret over enough to burn out on. Just bee yourself and do your best.
>>539363917What about gyaru asses
>>539363493Found itSomebody needs to make an updated one putting Grass Wonder in hairy like a true japanese woman and placing Oguri further to the Smelly and Intense axis because she's nasty.
>>539363917>sweet smellingwords spoken by a 13 year old who's never smelled ass before
>>539363954spend more money
Watched that MooCows video about Cancer cup. He did not mention Groundwork as skill for End Closer builds. Why? Is it wasted skill on them?
Early groundwork hint always feels good
>>539364016watch the video again
>>539364016>is a start-of-race acceleration skill useless on a style that only wants to accelerate late-race?maybe try reading what the skill does next time. also,>watching sloptubersfor shame
>>539364052Bwo just buy a fold
>watched XYZ sloptuberdont care buy an ad
>>539363827deck and inspiration?
>>539363848Anons I thought you were smarter than this...
Aside from maybe using it trigger groundwork if your green hints don't come through that run, is center stage a good/relevant skill for CM3?
Tomorrow it finally begins. Endless sex with Hishi Amazon
>>539364005All the money in the world wouldn't help with my bad luck. I must be hitting some astronomically miniscule chance for this to be happening.Please, Matikanefukukitaru, I'm sorry for calling you annoying. I didn't mean it when I said you were a trash uma with a terrible voice. Please give me my luck back.
That's it, I'm asking. What the fuck is Groundwork? I've never seen it :(
STOP GIVING ME STATS YAENO YOU BITCH
>>539364191its a skill
45 minutes until Umamusume: Self-Pity Derby
>>539362363>borrowing Fine MotionWhy though? She doesn't seem worth it but I'm shit at the game so idk.
>>539363989I fear I would be raped before I got that close to one
45 minutes until the player count drops to 1k
Damn a 13k Vodka almost beat my unfinished frontrunners
>>539364140PayPal me however much it costs to buy one of the good ones
>>539364314Thats what the guides say because front runner wants wit
>>539362363Just do your best.
>>539364016Read the doc and understand how basic mechanic works.But in short, consider Ground work as a skill that only works with Front Runner, may as well have a (Front) requirement.Each style has different speed/acceleration on each phase of the race, Front Runner wants to get an advantage as soon as possible because that's where they have the best speed/acceleration, the other styles will NOT go past the front runner, they will try to be behind them at all times.For the same reason, Focus is a must for Front Runner, as a late start means that Front runners won't be able to create good distance at the most crucial times, that's why late start isn't as bad for others.
>>539362053Whether I win or not, I accept it with style.
>building mile mayano>somehow get into URA long despite it being 80% medium in the past based on experience>flop it with 600 stam
>>539364518URA is based on how many of that race you did during career....
>>539364481 (me)the other styles will NOT go past the front runner, they will try to be behind them at all times until later on the race*
>>539363848 >>539364156
>>539363712You sick fuck
>>539364000NTA, But I would rather live in ignorance, choosing to believe that girl's asses smell like flowers and donuts, rather than sweat and shit. (I had a bad experience and will never put my face anywhere near a girl's ass ever again)
Does my Witlet have a chance in CM3?
>>539364518>in the past based on experienceYou were parent building her lmao. You need to make an effort to get a non long URA with Mayano since her goals are like 80% long.
>>539364580WHOA IS THAT A SIMPSONS REFERENCE IN 2025!?
>>539363957It just feels bad because it's one of the only real sources of carats in this incredibly stingy game so it feels like you have to take it seriously>>539364154Blues were pretty bad like 1/6/6 or something, ton of groundwork sparks and 5 URA. Lucky URA sparks helped in hitting the stam threshold
Other than a 3* blue and URA finale what sparks am I missing? Long/med or front pink should be good?
>>539364592Huh?
>>539363992I wish homosexuals would stop projecting their deranged desire to suck cocks onto my wife
>>539363093Building nigers just sucks huge cock.
>>539364718cards?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzHeA4rRBSc
>>539364654aie... late surger bros... the sloptubers... they said we have a chance of beating whaleGOD front runners... our narrative... piece by piece... it's falling apart...
>>539364191Navigation skills like this and the FoV increasers are literal trash btw,The only good navi skill is savvy because it's a permanent increase for the entire race
>>539364769If you did 6 mile races and 4 mediums, you get URA mile. URA is based on which type of race you did the most.
>>539364814
>>539364654>>539364832did suzuka even proc groundwork
>>539364729It stinks! It stinks! It stinks!
>>539364791Sorry.
>>539363827I didn't do this CM and the last month I only do scenarios when I want otherwise daily logins for daily or legend races only. 1 TT per day for the daily. And club shoes of course.
>>539364754any greens whatsoeveryou need the greens for groundwork to be useful
>>539363957NTA but CM is basically just the game's given milestone to aim for, the core issue is that when you're a player who likes to see number go up or progressively make small improvements, the fact that you can do a bunch of runs and only ever get dogshit purely from RNG gets disheartening and boring.I feel it especially in Uma compared to other roguelike-esque games because when it comes to just winning the scenario that's something you can easily play and maneuver around but in terms of getting a good Uma it's just 50% event RNG, 40% training RNG, 5% how lucky you get gambling on trainings, and 5% decision making.
>>539364939yes
>>539364891fuck you WHALE
>he breeds with stallionsanon...
>>539364823Not a golshiFAG but this is kino.
>>539364402Is there any special reason they want Wit? And do guides actually tell you to borrow Fine Motion or is it a "if you don't have any Wit cards" kinda deal?
>>539364832>S turf S mileNothing stands a chance against that
>>539364016Not sure why so many people watch this guy and his friend circle. He doesn't really understand the game and just parrots info from the other regions. In Taurus cup he said gatekept is beneficial on Gold Ship without explaining why leading to retards blindly slapping it on their Gold Ships and bricking her.Even in Gemini he says nimble navigator is a must even though that shit hardly procs and even when it does it barely does shit.
>>539364980I don't get it. Why?
>>539364832>>539364654Suboptimal late builds giving the Suzuka with Turf S and Mile S a run for her money (1 1/2L) is proof. Grass and Vodka anons just have to push for better umas.
>>539364939If he pulls gate 6 or higher it does.
>>539364990I'd GLADLY take harder scenario in exchange for better spark odds. Should be a no brainer but Cyjuice amirite.
>>539364832that's f2p though?
Do I match?
You guys hate whales but you want the guest borrow limit to be removed? I don't get it. All that will do is let the whales spend to run an unlimited number of runs per day until they get their optimal horses, meanwhile you'll be doing 5 instead of 3?
>>539362053i've spent money on this gamei trust cygames will repay me in kind
>>539364729I blame the spics
Is Unrestrained needed if Suzuka already has Sky's and El's unique skill?
>Got so busy yesterday, I forgot to do my gemini races and legend racesShould I just kill myself? Be honest.
>>539365134Front runners want wit because wit (and power) affects your mid race positioning and skill trigger %chance, both of which are super important for front runners because they basically need to be in 1st as they enter the final leg of the race to trigger seiun sky's unique and win.
>>539365332No match timing autism this time. You've already been paired with your whale for the evening and your race has already been run. All you need to do is watch it and pray RNG blessed you.
>>539365386
>>539365212Oh for sure. I just slapped my TT umas in to see how badly they'd perform. Fronts are too complicated to build correctly so I am ride or die on my late surgers.
>>539365176read what groundwork actually does and consider that greens always activate right at the start
>>539365461pls get a personality catfag
>>539365212that grass i made like maybe a month and half ago and it was for TT so i will make a better grass to run CM3 eventually
>>539365438It's pretty low priority but not outright useless since it has a chance of activating at the same time as angling and giving you an extra boost.
>>539365491this would only add a narrative element to the race, i will remain calm and trust in cygames even if all three of my aces get this pop up
>>539364990This.
>>539365357Only retards complain about whales. Imagine fearing going against them when they are obviously the majority.What's worse, i have seen some players and anon here call "whales" to other non-whales for having MLB cards like Kitasan/Super Creek, both which can be obtained if you rerolled, which is a much more common thing than a whale.
Out of borrows so using my energy on trying to make decent grandparent Umas, I'm hitting all the 30% failure trainings, and I know all that means is tomorrow when I do my guest runs I'll be returning to the mean by failing all my 10 - 20% trainings.
>>539364990The progression system certainly is painful. You end up gated based on how good your supports are too. If they had high quality supports more than a few times a year it'd feel more naturally to progress. I've just come to accept that as the lay of the land and do the best I can. Maybe I'll evaluate that once the KB rerun happens.
>>539365212>>539365135This anon is right, that's my Suzuka, I got shit hints but got the turf, mile S.I've been running some CM test rooms and I get stomped by properly built Umas, even if I get to proc Groundwork, out of 15 rooms I've only won 2 times, I'm considering just gluing her and keep trying because her skills suck.
LUBBINGUUU PEEACE
>>539362053>my uma tried their best>has a shitty trainer that can't get her to compete in graded A finals>or win the B finale>this is the face looking at me after she loses
>>539365635 (me)>Minority*small spelling mistake
>>539365357You're most likely not going to beat a whale in the first place. What giving more borrows does it limit minrolls for f2p so that they can at least have a cm uma that is at least capable of "winning"
>>539365438I would skip it this CM because it will probably activate too early.
>>539365257I'd take a harder scenario just for fun desu, even if it only gave more slightly monies/friendship/whatever.URA just gets boring once you have good enough cards/parents to never lose, and if you somehow DO lose, it's usually due to a staggering display of rng bullshittery like getting quadruple slow start into rushed into BROCKED
Danchou here. Anyone who does not get Gemini Platinum title will be kicked. We do not keep second-rate trainers in this club.
>>539365469nothing in this world is worth dying for, so don't kill yourself anon
>>539365685I am beginning to get black pilled on ground work. It feels like mid race skills are WAY more important for taking the lead than groundwork is, like if I had to choose between tail held high and groundwork, I think I'd choose tail held high. I might be retarded IDK.
>>539365470Triumphant pulse works for front runners right?
I am so dispirited by my bad luck I don't wanna roll for banners anymore. This is what rape victims must feel
>>539365685Suzuka is a front that does well only in a room with no other fronts like Falco, Bakushin or Daiwa to contest because she has no way to secure her midrace lead. I was thinking of running Suzuka/Daiwa/Seiun but I'm thinking of replacing her with Bakushin because she just autoloses to every other front runner.
i'm scared bros...
https://umamusume.run/tools/training-simulator>input my deck/horse/etc>shit out the *average* run should be 1200/950/1200/650/650>without even adding parentsThat's way above my best run ever... how flawed is this shit?Or is it running on JP's code and they got much easier runs than us, even for URA?
Wtf Eden is using a publicly available bot. I thought leviathans would at least be paying for a private one to lower the risk of detection.
>>539363957People still don't believe that the biggest source of carats are gibs so they burnout over cm when it accounts only for 10-20% of carats you get in a year
>>539364990I'm still amazed people who aren't whaling or grinding want to make PvP in a gacha game their goal. You will drop the game fast, especially with accelerated schedule for meta umas and support cards on top of CM races coming out at factory speed.
>>539365953So what happens if all (you)r umas get bad mood, blocked, and die on Finals then? Do I get the club?
>>539365974Okay...thank you aniki....
>>539366074Imagine the seethe when the banwave comes
>>539365635I've lost against a few players with multiple MLB SSR supports. I don't really complain about whales cause they're getting what they paid for, but they're a non-negligible risk in every CM race, especially the finals where you only get 1 shot.
>>539366120Hey, I'm f2p and I've made PvP in a gacha game my goal, and I'm doing just fine.The difference is I went into Open league, and I'm very happy so far and have had a lot of fun.
post something cute
>>539366075What gibs? You mean maybe one 10 roll per couple of months?
>>539365953A true Danchou wouldn't announce this, instead he'd quietly recruit over discord, then on October 1st after the tally, kick everyone who doesn't get the badge and immediately recruit the replacements.
>>539366152Finals is all Great mood dumb dumb.
>>539366242He did say "who don't whale OR grind"
>>539366072I tried inputting a deck and it assumes SRs can go up to level 50. I'm thinking this simulator is really flawed.
how the fuck do I do parent runs? None of the cards target speed so I'm trying to win G1s with like 300 speed.
>>539365998But I'm 33
>>539366283
>>539366030Her "gimmick" is having a gold acceleration skill on the final corner to pull head into the straight. That just happens to suck this CM but was pretty good in CM 1
>king shit avatarfag
>>539366182>whales ever getting bannedSure buddy. At most there will be a warning in the game's announcement like any other gacha game
I LOST
>>539365923It would've taken them 5 mins to add a difficulty slider that just increased mob uma stats across the board.
could this be used as or should i try for S mile too
"F2P cannot win"-witgod
I'm nervous bros
>>539365989Pulse only triggers if you're in 2-5th place in the final spurt, which means you've already lost to the front runner that triggered sky's unique by being in 1st. So it can trigger but it most likely won't matter. You can read about skill's trigger conditions and whatnot on gametora
>>539366120I'm just trying to win as many CM cups as I can while it's still viable for f2p. Actually kind of burnt out on it already though, so I might actually welcome the era of whale domination when I can finally give up.
>>539366075We are legit like 4 gibs behind where we're supposed to be and we got no gibs when we suffered a full week of 'connecting...' during Kitasan's banner. I'm pretty sure Cygames doesn't give a fuck anymore and just isn't bothering to send more gibs.
We love to see it.
>>539366327I didn't remember that being the case in Gemini but the point stands, do you just kick yourself out if you lose to bad RNG?Even for a whale with mega cracked umas that's still a risk, danchou.
>>539366407Pretty sure fgo banned a ton of people without giving a fuck
>>539366072>aoharu cup>mantThat's definitively JP's version of the game. Don't bother.
>>539366351Unless you're a whale you shouldn't run all hint supports. You need to tinker with your deck to find a sweet spot.
>>539366446he said f2p can beat lazy whales but if a whale actually tries it's literally impossible
>>539366407Tell that to the whales who got banned in Grubble lmao
>>539365989You have to be inbetween 2nd and 5th so if you trigger it you've already lost seiun ult and will lose anyways.
>groundwork>no green skillsFuck, I thought that was supposed to be the easy part.
>>539366426
OK there's been enough cm3 trial rooms out there for me to ask this.Is Blockushin a valid metawrecker strategy or a meme?
>>539365998How does she know... Could Shiraoki still save me?
STOP doing THIS>Speed Training
Golshi week was 6 months ago...
>>539366560What are the consequences for Torena ?
>>539366516you're not hitting the statline or mile S tho.
>>539366182Global is too dead to ban whales. KMR won't ban cheaters here since he knows cheating is gaijin culture.
What is the fattest racehorse ever so I can make whale jokes about it?
>>539366407Cygames doesn't give a fuck. They ban whales all the time in Grub
>>539366560What happens if you do touch her ears or forehead?
>>539366715rape always rape
You DO have your phone wallpaper set to your favorite uma, right anons?
>>539366407Many grub whales got banned and then gladly jumped right back in lol
>>539366753I'll show you! I'll finish with 1200/600/1220 and Mile S! You'll see!
>>539366351You can only consistently do that if you have good sparks to get you through the early game or you have leveled up cards you trust to get you the numbers you need through training. Both is better, but you need at least one of those. I've got 5 mediocre cards I'm farming with but borrowing an MLB Super Creek. She doesn't really have abilities I need this CM, but helps with me getting stamina thresholds for medium/long races.
>>539362053I have absolutely no idea how I ended up entering the finals.I am so going to get my ass kicked but hope for the best.
>>539366530>now sign this marriage registration immediatelyTake it easy Dia, we'll get there when we get there
>>539366786Doto but her fat is in all the right places.
>>539366303Then please tell me what was the biggest source of about 65k carats I got since day 1 of global?>>539366489I will give them till half-anni and then start getting worried
>>539366794>>539366827umamusume is the only gacha I'm even a little aware of, what the fuck is "grub"?
>>539366242As long as you have fun it's all good. I'm more of just confused when people get stressed out with CM when PvP:ing in a gacha game is a terrible idea. You either grind hours every single day or spend money which still won't save you from grinding. If it's fun for you then by all means continue and enjoy the game.>>539366478I already stopped after the first CM as it is not fun for me and focusing on things that I do enjoy doing in the game. You really shouldn't force yourself to do something in a game if it's not fun or feels like a chore as that is the fastest way you're going to drop it.
>>539366810Yep.
>>539366072well it's giving me 1200/1200/1200 on average, so probably not accurate
what's the "goal race will be determined here" conditions in the makitananananana career?
how long should I wait after it goes live to avoid matching up against sweets?
>>539366810No, but my ipad yes
>>539367018you're already matched, it doesn't matter when you watch the race
>>539366530Paizuri from Satono Diamond!
It's all gonna be ok guys, everything will work out.
>>539366182It'd be funny if the banwave happened right after they announced the reward changes
>>539366906It's pretty unlikely you're the one of the worst 2 players in the whole game that made it into the finals, so there is a non zero chance you win.
>>539362304>staticnexus won>guy who posted that wit video>can't even refute cause he did wit max on that video and hit his stats>has taurus plat for insult to injurylmaooooo based chaos agent
>>539367001if your cards were guaranteed to appear in the right training all the time this might be possible
>>5393670181 minute before cm ends
>>539367018doesn't work that way, the races are already simulated and matched, you're simply checking results. What is going to happen is happening right now, you are just opening the box to find out whether the cat is dead or not.
>>539367095You wasted all your luck today
>>539366675It's a meme, just build a good bakushin to counter
Hi, danchou here! that is all.
i hope all my umadacchis stay golden
>>539367018Race is already rigged, you can't avoid it
>>539366675I have never seen blockushin nor do I follow enough JP streamers to know what to look for. All I know is that bakushin O will be fairly common in cm3.
>>539366706Godbros... are we truly powerless against mommies?
>>539362053No matter what happens...
>>539367121What deck did he use to wit max and hit stats?
>>539367121>staticnexus no proof
>>539366986I'm still having fun, but less fun than if I was just playing normally. It's basically fun until I near the end of a career I end up with another block of glue.
Mommy Nature
>>539366794>>539366827The biggest difference is that grubble is a shared server between eops and japs.Uma global is just filled with gaijins. With how they're running this server, we all know they give no shits as long as the botters keep paying.
>>539366562Anon said cute not evil.
>>539362304Where's Reine?
>>539362304>Only vtubers are a literal fag and a seamonkeyThis game is dead
>>539367246Are you only able to make posts from templates? Have you ever had an original thought?
>>539366810Just posting the sample because the full-size is too big and I'm not opening Photoshop
>>539367018They already cooked the most unwinnable matchups for you. You have to sit in the cuck chair and watch as your umas get fucked by whales.
i hope i can make it to top 3 bros
>>539367268>t. hating ass umapokke
>>539367018You already lost to a sweat or a whale bro you just haven't been given the pleasure of access to view it yet.
Hmmm...
>>539367018why would nice natie avoid the sweets though, doesn't she like those?
I got lucky last time so surely now it's my time to get blocked
>>539367417Rudolph's hair is such a debuff sometimes
>>539367149Hey danchou, I take it you received today's E rank McQueen run? I'll be sure to be there tomorrow too! Keep up the good work!
>>539367417Lelouche cosplaying as rufolf?
>>539367397Janny applications are open hope you don't get the job :)
Can't wait to be utterly humilliated in the A finals with my sub 1k speed umas, but I reached it, I'm happy enough
>>539367543AAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOXXED
>>539362868Gold Shit. 500 stam and a gold. 600 gurantees it.
Does it matter when I click the race button or is my 3rd place fate already predetermined
>>539367317Everytime she says 'obenkyoo wa~' or whatever idk nip, whenever you press on wit training, my dick twitches in elation for some reason.
>>539366405>goldshit bandwagoner
>>539367591are casuals really this bad at the game
I'm gonna lose to some rng...
>>539367595>A finals with my sub 1k speed umashow the fuck
>>539362304Imagine being an uma streamer AND a double loser hahahahahha.
I can't do it... I'm too scared... I think I'm gonna go to bed and watch my finals tomorrow...
>>539367018you can't lose if you don't watch it
>>539367276I changed my goal to grind 100m fans for my favorite horse and sometimes trying for sparks and if they don't pop they don't. For me the game is much more fun when just playing it in a casual career mode.
>>539367702Ugly falcon
>>539367543Based Az slacking off making danchou have a melty
>>539366810yes, my cute Suzuka is there
>>539367085>>539367135>>539367214>>539367540
reaching A finals is enough... haha....
>>539367543gomi deserves better
>>539367149nigger danchou
>>539365953I'll proudly wear my bronze title
>>539367764you cant gaslight people by saying theyre gaslighting
>>539367702Just peel that bandage off bro...
>>539367662We will never has as much fun as the casuals.
>>539367679Matikane fukukitaru made me a shiraoki sama believer, she is my ace
>trying to build Front El NachoIs it a hard limitation that the starting Aptitude can only increase by one, or am I doing something wrong?'cause even if I luck out and get one increase per event, that will be B at best.
>>539367679Open league
>>539367754More Suzuka
>>539366786i think hishi akebono was the fattest and biggets horse to win a g1 in uma musume, but aside from that i know that grass wonder irl before dying was also fat and these are the only i know
>>539367724
>>539367881just get more Frontrunner sparks
>>539367018>Wait
>>539366120This is true. If people make PVP their end goal they are going to drop it quickly because they will burnout.
>>539367543no doxxing
>>539367559If you mean the two-tone brown with abrupt color change, I agree, but ah well. Can't be perfect.
>>539367886But I'm in graded league A finals anon
>>539367881Starting aplitude increases by 1 rank on the first * and then every 3*s after that.
Just sat down and cracked open a bear to watch my race
>>539367250fixed for cm2
5 minutes until the judgement, are we ready, bros?
>>539367317sex with literally everyone in that picture
>>539367886You're literally trolling if you go above 1k speed in Open League tho
>>539366715Rohypnol in torenah's tea followed by the world's most potent heart-attack inducing, blood pressure spiking cocktail of male potency enhancers, followed by rape.
I have cm fatigue
If Suzuka was actually attractive artists wouldn't need to try so hard accentuating her nonexistent assets to make their art appealing.
>>539367881Multiple sparks stack up till A, then S is a gamble in inspiration events.
>>5393678811* for first increase in aptitude. 3*s each increase after that.S is RNG. Anything beyond start is RNG.
i'm ripping the bandaid and skipping it
>>539368017What’s the worst that can happen?
Cute bronze and silver titles
>>539368013Kek
>>539367543That name list should really be sorted by fan count, alphabetical is useless and there's way too many overlapping colors.
>>539363992>pussy.exe is neither fragrant nor stinky>it has no odor>it simply is
>>539368017I'm fine with 3rd, wasn't even expecting to get into A finals
Could have been decent if got max speed and more wit. Got fucked on rainbows.
Reminder if you have a youtuber in your finals you are obligated to share.
>>539368017Nope but I frauded my way into A finals so at least the consolation prize is decent
>>539368013
>>539368059Her feet are very sexy and appealing to me
>>539367956>>539368009>>539368078Found a guest with 3* Front, so I should find 9* Front one to start with a guaranteed B (and pray the last one actually drop later)?
>>539368017I ran my Rice into the finals despite her having 10% winrate overall.I'm more than fine with 3rd.
Post gaytuber stream links so I can laugh at them losing
>>539368136post list
>>539368017im guaranteed a title and carats, so im happy
>>539368013Fkn kekked and saved 10/10
>>539361891>sheanon that's Lord Kanaloa
>totally at ease during the entire duration of CM2>taken complete solace in the fact that my win is all but guaranteed given the quality of my umas>5 minutes before the final race>overcome with dread>know that I've already lost>know that the races are rigged against me>know that I'm going to open my 3rd place pittance chest and miss out on gemini platinum>and there's nothing I can do about itwhy couldn't I come to terms with my incoming loss sooner? why now?
>>539367543I tank my fans whenever mini cactus beats me in maiden
>>539367149But, I'm the danchou, not you!
Oissu
>>539367543
>>539367397Considering you type like you have a stick wedged up your rectum, I guarantee your original thoughts are more dull than any template thread out there and equally as uninspired.
>>539368135Explain groundworks on late surger
>>539362064>smarterthey are not
>>539367702Be strong for your umas, no matter what happens
>>539367149hey danchou please praise me im carrying some dead weight so we can get A rank this month and a 10x
>>539367591Seething brownoid hands typed this post. Hope you don't die of dysentery :)
>>539368135>angling and scheming
>>539367829>if they're lying:>you throw away your only chance at platinum by matching right away>if i'm lying:>absolutely nothing changeshmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>539368252this excitement is what makes it good anon, as you get older it gets harder to feel these things so enjoy it.
>>539368013I was told that taishin was the meta option. I didn't see a single one win in all my races.
1 min till the end of uma and 2/3 of the playerbase quit...
>>539368207Yes. If you have 9* I think there is a decent chance you make it to S.
IT'S TIME GO GO GO
>>539366753It was a catastrophe.
IT'S OVEEEEEEEER
>>539368289It lets you run into the Uma's ass even faster
Why do people watch races in portrait? Can't tell wtf is going on
I don't know where to start with parent training
it's upgood luck torenas
bros i feel sicki can't hit watch race AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
>>539368135>groundwork>aasweird ass build for a late
Good luck on your matches, umadacchis!
>>539368358why would there be a 12 hour "matching" period then, brainded torena-san
>>539367714based, i want to get some horses i like to 100m but i keep doing other umas in the process so it will take a long time
>RIGGING OVERPRAY FOR ME
>>539368286It seems I struck a nerve. Apologies.
>>539368243Lord Canola Oil
NICE FUCKING GAME SHITGAMES
IT'S OVER
>2 whales>2 late startsIt's over
If only I had a better goldship
>>539368543
he fucking lost ahahaha!
>>539363367orf's not related to tony
>OOPS ALL 1200 SPEED LONG S OPPONENTSFUCK
>>539368543AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
LET THE BLOODSHED BEGIN
Its so Teiover.
man chat gpt kind of sucks to make plans for cancer cup
wtf
>>539366120If this was any other gacha i would understand, but tell me, what is the goal of uma musume past the initial runs?There are no events and close to no casual content, the story from horses are locked behind gacha, the only thing to look forward is the PVP event.and afaik, future content is even less casual
Think for yourselfForm your own opinion
>bad rng>3rd placeoh well
Call it bros while I get booze to prep for the finals
AWWW YEAH DOUBLE PLATINUM BAYBEE
I finished 2nd...
>game is just stuck herecool
>>539362053Got to group B finals despite my best attempts not to reach it and being lazy in general at building my umas, I won in my heart
>RUSHEDFUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUU
Second place in the whale cm I didn't even try in. EZ game at least I got a title unlike Tauruslets.
>staticnexus won again
I'm going to doxx anyone who beats me in finals. Hope you aren't an anon.
post em, boys
YATTTAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
It's so joever... I'm dropping the game, dan...
>Taurus 2nd>Gemini 2ndFor the 30 ace and 0 parent runs I did as prep this is great
>>539366191You will lose more runs due to RNG against shitters, rather than you losing against whales, its whales are a non-issue.
>>539368686I actually want to see it, can you post it?
>nobody activated a single skill>body blocked instantly for the whole race>get bottom 3 despite having a 90+% winrateGame is dogshit.
Silver is still good right danchou....
>Late Start>Late Start>RushedWHAT IS THIS RIGGED SHIT?
SPE is my best horse and I hate her.
unlucky
EQUIP THE TITLE SO YOUR OPPONENTS WILL SEE THEY LOST ALREADY
>my 80% winrate goldship got gigablocked and got 6thIM GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF
>>539368013My McQueen beats my Golshi about half the time though..
ez
GROUNDWORK ACTIVATED, LET'S GO!
Post em
Why does no one seems to use Vodka's SSR for power training?It has retardly high Priority even at LB0, and a fuckton of gotta-go-fast skills.Yet even whales don't touch it so I guess there is something wrong with it beyond people just no having it.
GGs
Only non-bricked account are allowed to post in this thread
>>539368280>Daiwa to my balls
>3rd place in a league finals as expected>the support card tickets got me the last mihono bourbon i needed to mlb herCould've been worse, now to lock in and score some Platinum Cancer
Thanks Mayano, I'll take you on a date later.
Bros……..
RICE SHOWER WINS BACK TO BACK TITLES
>>539366810 I have it as my wife doing the umapyoi face. That counts, right?
>Taishin has Nemesis, Encroaching Shadow, and End Closer Corners going>my own Spe BROCKS here like a stupid fat fucking bitchjust when I thought I couldn't hate Spe anymore than I already do she pulls shit like thatDEATH TO SPE SHE MUST FUCKING DIE
#1 with goldship doesn't feel like a win. The ace I actually busted my ass for didn't proc any recoveries and just died late race.
OH NO NO NO NO NO
>matched against 2 taurus platinums>goldship doesn't trigger maestroThank you for everything, we did our best!
Pleasantly surprised.
>barely qualify>actually winGET GASSED GET GASSED NO ONE ELSE PROCCED MAESTRO
>blocked>3rd placethanks I guess
I failed, Fuck off!!!!!!
>late start>swinging maestro not proc'd>go home specialist not proc'd>3rd yeah... it's has to be expected
>>539369076>Group B
>93% wr >lose to some shitter in finalsfun game
so like, when does this game get difficult?
lost to a gold ship that was objectively worse than mine because maestro failed to go off and got second, fuck this game
>>539369130Delete this
>got the gemini gold title but dont want to equip it because it's embarassing that it isnt gemini platinum
>Daiwa Scarlet didn't trigger any of her gold recoveriesI almost had Taurus Cup flashbacks of Maruzensky jobbing hard
>goldship abuser got 3rd in my lobbygood enough for me
>enemy Haru completely fucks up the pace of the game and gets me a winThanks bwo
yeah fuck this shit game
now that the CM cringe is over time for the real deal
>>539368995Huh, first on my entire group?Guess I got lucky.
>actually won Bi expected 2nd place
It's over
>>539369161this is a casino, there is no difficulty
I GOT SMOKED
>>539368990i missed 3 daily races for the first event title
Yeah I'm fucking pissed this is some horseshit
when does this game get hard again?
f2p btw
>500 wit>procced 0 recovery skills>5thamazing. love it. big fan.
>>539369103>>539369129>>539369185Duality of CM
End RudolfLate Narita BrianPace DaiwaSurprised Rudolf won it with her stats.
>>539369130I'm not a whale.Post your platinum anon, provided you aren't just a shitposter.
>Group B 3rd>didn't get Seiun Sky in 100 rollsI'm quitting! I QUIT YOU HEAR ME!?!
nice, I'm glad I didn't go the metafag route this time, much more enjoyable
Stash status?
>get matched with jobbers in the finals for 2 CMs in a rowLMAO thanks for the carats lads.
CLEAN SWEEP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfDYvepFISUHe won.
>Lost by a literal inchFuck...that hurts more than getting dumpstered. At least I got 2nd I guess
>spurt didn't proc>still wonEasy game
my account is ruined forever
game's easy
>>539368868its a long conversation, its mostly misinformed about what skills cards have, probably confused with jp info
EZ no spurt on my golshi btw
DAI KICHI
LOOOL
Check me out homos
FRONT URARA ALMOST FUCKED ME UP AND BOXED MY UMASFUCK YOU RETARDS FOR SAYING NO ONE WILL USE HER
Silver in group B finals. Lost to a better goldship. Fine by me, i am a shitter and I’m happy to not be last
>>539369250>guts bonusglue
Well, I didn't expect this
>goldship maintains 80% win rate>oguri keeps jobbing>swap oguri to taishin>she keeps jobbing>saves my finals racei kneel and apologize, boyGODs
Okay I learned my lesson, I will NEVER roll without a pity again. Good lord I’ve had to scrape the absolute bottom of the barrel achievements to get this
>>539369356my brother in christ you're using taishin
The trip back to the dormitory wasn't awkward this time
its over
Between winning nearly every race but losing in the finals and the game completely refusing to give me Groundwork I'm about ready to quit playing. I obviously have a rigged seed. I also have never rolled an SSR outside of the guaranteed tickets, all have been from pity.
To all our fallen anons, don't forget that Fluffy Nature will Always support you
>>539369440guts is good
ez game ez life
>nearly 0 prep for this CM after getting 2nd last time>win 1st place anyways>continue gambling for Seiun SkyPretty fucking good
>>539369407>My month ago trained Goldshit won when I kept trying to make a better one with spurt or cooldown cuz I had Cope of fresh air
>got 2nd place because my spurt didn't trigger and the other guy's didcool game
>>539369416beast
Literally just recycled my gold ship from CM1. This is a double CM champ.
2 for 2 now B)
AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCK YOU PIECE OF SHIT ANON THAT SAID I COULDN'T DO IT. this garbage is all luck by the way and i get to say that now because i won. I QUIT
>>539369480
>>53936935810k. Blew 15k on seiun sky nefore i realized training groundwork was god awful
This deck won the final. What is your excuse?
>lost by a neck to a whale gold ship
BRIANCHADS WE'RE SO BACK
NARITA BRIANOSHI BROSAlso, my front air groove was first so seiun sky couldn't proc her unique LMAO
>>539369581go away sharty you lost
TOTAL F2P DESTRUCTION!!!
>>539369250>6k caratsI didn't get Brian with 14k, surely I'll get her right?
>>539369250Seems garbage.
Got lucky with the finals considering how little I was able to prep for this. 2/2 for CMs
post how you feel right now
>>539369407She’s saved my ass in 2 CMs now
>spent literal weeks, 1+ hours every single day farming parents/aces>end up with a 75% winrate in rounds1/2>both aces get gigablocked and lose to multiple shitter umas in the finals>3rdI'm actually going to quit, this game is fucking retarded
Came 2nd lol I think my gold ship got blocked by an opponents oguri cap. Ah well tis what it is
>>539369629But I'm f2p and won
>Daiwa rocket actually goes off>doesn't matter because I'm matched against two nigger whales and none of my other skills procyeah think I've had enough of this semen slurping game
>>539369529AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You do have both Plat titles right bwos?
Recording...I think I might win
There was a McQueen with 1200/1200 long S that came very close.
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Hm,i wonder how much this will be worth down the line
Which one bros
>This Goldship got 1st in Group ALMAOMAOI spent 0 hours prepping. Just one run to get this.
>>5393689902 TITLECHADS REPORT IN
>>539369656It doesn't even matter, I'm proud of everything my team achieved, and it's a nice bit of progression from not even getting to the Taurus finals
Got lucky in group A finals, only a couple of 1100/1000s, golshi managed to cross the line without anchors aweigh as she was too far fowards for it to trigger
*wins 1st*Completely rigged, dogshit, rng, diceroll game
YEAH I WONB LEAGUE
I got 2nd, but this is just fucking ridiculous..
>>539369803set it to gemini so the wagekeks will wake up in the morning and see you with the platinum title
>>539369572Nice dox idiotHappy belated birthday
>>539369656
Distance S is a meme, no medium S for taurus cup no long S for gemini cup and i won both in group A
>>539369809Iron Will chad
>my 3 aces got 1st/2nd/3rdHell yeah.Nice to see them do good shit after getting gangbanged in A.
>>539369656I love my stallion.
sorry taishinbwo, even your golshi came 3rd
>blackout right before final legMy Taishin ran so fast she blew the power grid!
>>539369882hell yeah brotherthe kings of the losers
>rice barely does shit and won like 1 race in the first two rounds>out of the 7 pacers in the final, rice gets the promotion to front and hits all her recoveriesmy fuarking assassin
You guys didn't actually listen to sloptubers right?
Still not bricked
>>539369948T-This looks like mine, Who's the other Ace?
So many witlets itt
>witlet rice shower fails to proc any stam skills and diesThis is why you train wit bros, thanks for the free win
>>539369919Everything is a meme, it's all luck, I won with a 1000/1000 mcqueen with distance A
>>539369991based
I'm so fucking proud of my daughter. She tore everyone apart. I love her so much.
She made it...
>got Seiun in 20 rolls>opponents gassedIt's that easy
>put more effort into this than taurus>worse resulti think the game is telling me something
>lost by a neck to a worse uma>againoh well. i don't really care this time since i only spent like a week prepping. i tried so much harder last CM and lost too
>train weeks for tauruslose>dont bother much with gemini since its a losing battlewin
>>539370072holy kino
>neckhow about i neck myself
>>539369898i had to restore my honor by doxxing myself, also thank you
too many people are posting CM results so nobody will see that I want to have sex with ningens
>>539369656Happy with the extra pulls from the first place.Unsatisfied with gold ship being the one to get me them. Enjoyed Taurus cup far more than this.
Sad part is the Golshit that won only did it by 2L so if I had bothered to give Spechan Body and Mind she could have held onto her lead.
>>539370098:(
>>539369656Round finals Group B first place was a nice surprise after having been 1/40 in Round 2 Group A
was it worth it?
>>539369991teio...
3rd place in A finals just like in Taurus, I'm becoming the eternal bronze collector
>>539369892>both below guts threshold>neither have Long S>only one has spurt, only 300 wit so it wont activate consistently>both have poor power, no firm conditions or turf s>both have barely 300 witThose goldships would get destroyed by anyone actually decent, luckily they ran against you
>>539366072This is with a deck of 4 speed 2 power R cards. just lmao
>front runner activates professor of curvature + resplendent red ace + escape artist + tail held high>oguri cap is suspiciously only one length behind and passes right before angling and fishing activatesnice front runner game, umababs
>>539370104Same, Taurus Gold from group B win Gemini Platinum
>3 goldships in the race>neither activated AnchorsLol?
any streamers get destroyed yet?
I pity the double platinum title holders. Because they will lose eventually. And when they do, it will be all the more crushing.
>Seiun Sky with 2 gold recoveries>none activate>Gold Ship gets boxed, doesn't activate Spurt, doesn't activate any of her gold recoveries>both my aces lost to a Nice Nature never proccing a single skillYeah that shit was rigged.
>my straight spurt doesn't proc>neither does it for the other 2 goldshisHeh, all according to plan
>>539370098That was my biggest fear too. All that time and prep work. Only to get robbed or something by some taishin shitter or something. Sorry to hear it anon.
>>539370147We know Teio.
Should I use my tickets or save them?
>>539369656i forgot to save that manhattan cafe on the snow, but that
>anons finally start to understand that it's all RNG that you can tilt a bit in you directiongood
Please tell me Golshi isn’t the meta for the next CM as well
>>539368973>>539368990
Lucked into a lobby with no whales and that is all there is to it. Flip a coin you win or lose. I won't use the title since I don't like it>>539368702I do not look forward to PvP at all. In a gacha game PvP is wallet open or this one in specific hope for RNG to be on your side and even then you need proper support cards. If you enjoy that sort of thing then by all means go for it and I hope you get good horses and rng, but I can not recommend anyone focusing on PvP if they are not having fun. I am personally just focusing on building my favorite horses to be strong and gaining more fans. New careers is something that I am waiting for as it will be a change of pace from URA.
>>539369752>golshi with 925 stam hosed by a top gun with 700Oh well. 700 carats isn't even that bad
MEJIROOO MCQUEEEEEEN
If you won using GoldShip you did not earn your victory~
>won by 7LI love debuffers
3:13.0 gawd damn
>>539369656proud of golshi almost beating a whaleproud of mayano trying her bestproud of nice nature killing an even bigger whale taishin and making him place 3rd
>spurt doesn't proc>get third against 800 speed umasdone with this fucking coinflip gamegoodbye
Should I save these carats or use them on the support card? When is the Tamamo cross/summerezensky?
>>539370294do you want seiun sky? if not just save
Now that I won anons can't call me bad for saying it's an RNG game. Which it is.
>>539370340It can be if you want it to (but it's really just front runners like seiun sky and silence suzuka)
>>539370060>daughter
>>539369356bro won graded using BNW i kneel
>>539362304any updates?
>>539370340not anymore lmfaoyou will welcome your summer hag though once she releases.
>>539370294I used them on Seiun and got nothing. Im down 30 daily paid pulls + some gibs on her and got spooked by special tard twice, I guess it's not meant to be
>y-you need extra stamina and 3 golds!!!not if I just proc my recoveries
>>539370294I used 1 and immediately regretted it. Unless you need more vodka or NN's don't bother lel.
damn it, got second and third place.... first place was a gold ship....
>>539370193this but with second place
Post the horse that won it for you, anon.>>539370439Correct. She's my moody teenaged daughter and I love her.
I got put up against two noob trainers who didn't even have the unique outfits for all of their umas...I'm a fraud.
>>539370465>golshitwho cares
>>539370365Debuffs for the win
>>539370465>goldshipdiscarded post
>>539368013based and what actually happened in my lobby
>>539370060doesn't really matter since i still won but the Taishin i spent the most time on didn't beat my Gold Ship that i only did 3 runs on
>He didn't get firstEasiest CM of my life
My gold ship and narita taishin didn't trigger their uniques and lost to a gold ship with worse stats. Not fair.
POST THEM
>>539370534carried goldshitter
>>539370528you cared enough to reply, seethe more
>>539369892Hey, reminds me of mine.Also, finals with no lone wolf, that was weird.https://files.catbox.moe/8gjt0r.mp4Oh yeah, used 4 tickets on single pulls and got BourbonP nice night overall.>>539370072Absolutely based.
MY DUMBASS GOLSHI BLOCKED HERSELF AND I GOT 2ND FUCK MY LIFE
>>539370395I do>>539370472>>539370472I gambled and lost
>my 1100 speed 960 stam gold ship with 3 recoveries won1200 stamina was truly the greatest gaslight of all time
>>539370534>pov: you're looking at someone who has not a single ounce of sovl in their body
>>539370504Tachyon is op
>have better stats than them>have better cards than them>have better skills than them>3rdwhy did I spend 800€ on this game
I ran a new golshi that took me like 3 attempts and then my Oguri and NN from last CM and I still won. Now I have to keep the winstreak going...
>>539370591>Only trainers who have...I can't look
Feels good man.
>Don't get matched against goldship>WinDamn it's that easy.Shame i couldn't get the A group, but i will take this over being a meta slave.
GOLSHI YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER WHY DIDNT YOU PROC ANY OF YOUR SKILLS???you lost to fucking spechud are you kidding me??? shes LITERALLY retarded
my Goldship and Taishin lose to this Scarlet, I can't even mad lmao, this game is such a rngfes
Kill fucking everyone, rng robbed me again with some random shitter fucking mcqueen ace.
>>539369596>>539369612were so fucking back
I can't connect to the game on Steam. Anyone else?
>>539370685top fucking kek
>>539370504
>>539370685>800 eurosWhat did you want ingame that warranted spending that much
>>539370504She ran pretty good, wit is a meme!
>>539370657Tummy
>>53937050441/80 + Finals W
Youtuber Disinfo>You need to reroll for Fine Motion>It is a Wits Game>You only need 800 Stamina for Taurus>You need 2-3 Gold Skills for GeminiAnything else I am missing?
I won and I feel absolutely nothing. I recognize that my win is meaningless and was solely dependent on RNG and not from any strategy or skill on my part, but if I had lost I would feel like shit despite knowing it's RNG. This game sucks.
>>539368942I'm putting on the silver title so they think I lost :^)
>>539370391>witlet discover the consequences of being a witlet
>>539370591did much better than expected
>Their Oguri Cap: Turf S, Long S, 1100 Speed, 3 recoveries>My Gold Ship (an old TT run): Turf S, 800 Speed, 1 recoveryI was lucky that neither of them ran end closers, so I guess their Evil natures just killed each other's teams. I didn't even build that Special Week for this CM either.
I think I was given a free win. 2nd and 3rd were golshis with no S in distance/etc and no stats at 1200.
>guy in my lobby who had mlb kitasan and 2 other mlb ssrs and then mlb borrowed creek got 4thYOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE...
>>539370685Thank you for funding the servers torenah
I can't believe my daiwa rocket actually works bwos
good thing i matched against this guy, couldn't have me getting a grade A win
>NOOOOOOO I ran goldship and the umalator and all of the youtube videos told me she is numbah one and she lost to a TAISHIN HOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
eeeeeew
>she wonGonna fall to Rudolf tonight
>Decided to not minmax metafag golshi with debuffs and just go with 3 aces this CM>Put up against 2 minmaxers metafags with debuffs in the finals and finish 3rdAlright, I see my mistake.
>>539370504>rushed>didn't proc groundwork>too non-chalant to care
>>539370294I forgot about my tickets and this post made me remember them. I should save my tickets for a free spark not waste them trying to luckshit...
>>539370798You should quit the threads are still way too fast. I probably won't even post here for another year possibly two at this rate.
Sex Nature
post em
Thank god that boring ass CM is over and now we can get to a cool fast-paced exciting CM.
Post your videohttps://streamable.com/syu4as
>>539370692This was my Golshi winner I couldn't be bothered going for straightaway spurt.She had a 46.9% total win rate, my old Oguri from last CM had a 15.8% win rate.
>>539369656Took 2nd in Group B again, I'm satisfied with this.I wasn't really confident going in since I gave up on grinding white sparks early but it turned out alright.
>>539370836Umalator shows Taishin is better, but Taishin gets blocked in the majority of matches if Goldship activates anchors aweigh and doesn't have dogshit stats.Then Taishin has to pray to find a gap somewhere and that her spurt isn't cucked by being brocked for too long
>>539370875There's unnecessary metafagging and then there's where you have to capitulate
I got 2nd place in the open league. My girls did their best!
Is it insane to try and run a 3 Speed/1 Stamina/1 Power/1 Wit build with a full Power inherit for a Cancer Cup ace? Its spreading itself thin but it should be what I need to hit the stat reqsIt'd be MLB Kitasan/MLB Halo/3LB Sweep/1LB Seiun Sky/MLB Bourbon/MLB Kiseki
>STREAMABLE in 2025fucking normalfag
>>539370801Even smarter...
>>539371000im just excited to not have to worry about getting 1000+ stamina anymore
>>539370685Sorry to hear it anon. I hate it for the people who lost. I really do. Feels bad man.
I thought I was mentally prepared to get blocked in the finals but I'm actually fucking livid and it's only getting worse the more that I think about itI think I need to quit this game to get my time and my mental health back, it's not even close to worth it
Is it better to say I came 2nd in Group A or 1st in Group B?
>>53937050445% winrate overall but won the final and that's all that matters
>>539370836my goldship raped though
>>53937050457+1/81I LOVE LATE SURGERSI LOVE NARITA BRIAN(she only procced 2 skills, she rawdogged it)
i winned bros.......i cnt fuckung believe it i fuarking actually winnedpicrel is LA CREATURA carrying my broke ass all the way........tysm guys
>Gold Ship>Taishin>NN debuff>Haru Urara front>had super creek MLBYou didn't win
My CM2 reward, I'll take it.
>>539371130>3:17.8
>>539371112Thats a great Taishin
>>539370831I wish mine had. She activated her ulti and the inherited Seiun Sky ulti as well, but she had failed to proc her only gold recovery earlier in the race and completely blew up about 3 seconds after pic related.
>>539370365Tried double debuffers, and it never seemed to do much.Did I got bad luck and only ever landed against people who overshoot stamina, or is there a specific thing I'm missing.The two had all subdued AND flustered.
>>539370504>was a front runner for half the race because of a rival Haru
Rolled my tickets for my final copy of Suzuka, got all silvers. Just about through with this game, I remember those news reports about gacha games seeding players poorly, making them never win and have an actual 0% gacha rate to make them spend money for pity. I'm not gonna fall for it.
>won with thisFeels good being a luckchad
WTF is an A+ goldship doing in Group B??
>>539369656>Oguri that I made around the start of CM1 got me 2ndTruly a beast
>literally could not lose unless I got a fucking lobby with double All-Seeing Eyes>only see a shit ton of Murmurs on retards reusing Taurus neichas the entire time>get a fucking lobby with double All-Seeing Eyes + a handful of End stam debuffs>diefuck you cygames
>>539370759i was gonna say tuesday maintenance but ive been playing this whole time so idk
its not fucking fair
>>5393711082nd in group A but we know you came 1st in Group B because those rewards are equivalent to 3rd in Group A
>completely demolish the final race>two aces finish neck and neckNo better feeling except for that but actually in Group A
lets fucking goooooo>captcha:g80ry
This game is fucking retarded I swear. How the fuck does this horse beat me; it can barely finish the race.
>>539370986
>dead by gaslight
>>539370685take it as a lesson
>>539371170THE FUCKING FASTEST... RAAAPED
>>539371075>he rolled for a fail umaTaishinkek mad
>>539370504I love my Emperor(wife)
>935 stam + 3 golds tachyon got chosen as the pace-setter and basically held 1st the entire race2nd again...
>>539371214if that's their only good ace and it doesn't have spurt i can easily see them not advancing to A
>>539371130>3:17.8Everyone in your race was fucking gassed that time is awful.
>wins finals just by activating spurt at the right time with only S rank Turf and 1020 speedI can’t believe it worked
>>539371205Group A or Group B?If it's Group A then explode. If I lose to that I'd quit.
>>539370294I used my support card tickets and while I only got Silver Rs, it ended up bumping that Silver R to max and it's better than my level 30 SSR. So that's kind of nice.
McQueen never doubted you.
>>539369356Actually soul
Yeah, baby league, but my Golshi got rushed and didn't proc Go-Home Specialist so she fell all the way to 6th. So I can be happy with my two girls proccing their gold heals and getting 1st and 2nd, I don't feel like a complete metafag.
>>539371159What are you doing with my wife!?
>>539371204>not saving the tickets to discount a sparkbased impulsetard
>lost by half a lengthfuck my stupid torena life i guess
time to hand in my trainer card
Committed a robbery
Post your final time
>>539368836Dammit>running against another seiun>they don't even have a front partner>weird but valid>rushed>no cooldown>loses the angling scheming duel despite better stats>had to merk her with Taishin>Seiun 6thYou ruined my daughter's special day you son of a bitch!
>>539369656Won 1st in group B. Considering i refuse to train goldship or any meta horse, i'm more than satisfied.
>>539371286Someone told her that Tamamo Cross was hungry and crying at the finish line.
>>539371214I was literally one game away from going to Group B and ended up winning A. There's a lot of variance
is there a better way to get groundwork than what im doingim borrowing the SSR gold ship stam card and im using my own air groove guts SR card and just rolling the dice every run and it's getting annoying
Eh, I take it. I thought I'll do much worse, as I barely qualified for group A even.
>>539370504I need to save more daiwa lewds now
>>539371154Lol, lmao even
>first streamer i clicked on wonFUCK
>>539369416holy
So, how did your total race time go?
>Late start>RushedHoly bricked run. this was rigged as fuck
feels good to deny gemini platinum to two taurus platinum holders
why am i never lucky in this clown fiesta game
reminder that if your winning uma doesn't have the fastest recorded time in the twinkle monthly, across all 5 races and all 9 umas in your lobby, she's a fake & a fraud
>>539371448lul id be so salty losing to you as those other umas
>>539371363
>>539369416PRESSURE FTW
>>539371358i guess my unluck from not activating my unique, spurt, straightaway adept or swinging maestro or FUCKING ANYTHING GOOD got offset by the fact i got a bunch of shitters. it's an rng game sadly
Who's the uma representative for 2nd placers
>>539370365nigger nature
>>539371454Brian bros
>>539371286maybe your ace got uber debuffed
Whew, I was a bit worried when my Gold Ship with 400+ wit was taking the inside lane and blocked itself, but luckily my opponents had 950 stamina + 1 gold recovery.
>>539371454
>>539371286I said I'd wear the diapers
>double late start>golshi still almost overtook on the final straight>>539371595iktf
>>539370504Somehow she won
This CM finale felt much weaker than Taurus, the 1200 stam + 3 gold gaslight did a lot of damage
>>539370504My last minute luck sacked goldshi
>>539371637MEJIRO MAKWEEN
>>539371428I have every meta card, all I have to wait is for crystals to MLB or get lucky on ticket singles. I'm not rolling for a single support card for at least a year.
>>539371454She locked in for the final
>>539371595Happened to Goldship, but in the end it didn’t matter as she got a good angle and my Mihono Bourbon and Special Week made a good wall against the other Gold Ships
>>539370685honestly this would make me quit the gamebut it's kinda awkward because of all of the sunken cost
>>539371719also Taishinkeks jobbing
>>539370534fuck yeah i ran that same team soulful as fuck winning team how'd we end up running the same team
Danchou we need to start purging the Club from impure trainers.We can only allow pure platinum to join our ranks.
>late start on taishin>lost by 1 3/4 lengthswould i have won if... things were different?
GET DUNKED ON FOOLS LMAO
WE GAVE IT OUR ALL WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ;~;
raisu chads....
>>539370504golshi gamedidn't even activate anchor
As a f2p trainer, I wanna thank /uma/ first and foremost for the help I've been given for the past week, this win belongs to us all.See you niges on CM3.
>>539371610lol, I denied a taurus plat and a taurus gold
>>539370941>lvl 5 nemesis oink oink
>>539371454>spurt didn't trigger>anchors didn't triggerIdk how I even won
Second place for me at group B, my golshi lost by a neck to a Taishi...But fuck it, way better than the last cm when I couldn't even classify I'll take my freebies now
>CM2 is overNow what
>>539371174do both of those skills stack? I need this info for cancer cup
so is goldship still gonna be everywhere in mile CM
>>539371863CM3:)
>rom Group B 3rd place to less than a length away from PlatinunI'll take it.
>>539371863Now someone hosts a Gemini winner's lobby to see who is truly the strongest uma
>>539371871taishin will be
>>539371871It's time for frontrunners ft. El Condor Pasas
>>539370685I just settled with the best 2 aces I could make in the first few weeks and then stopped caring about CM2 and started making parents for CM3
>>539371863now you have your groundwork parents set up right anon??
Wait, what happened to my Taurus titles???
>>539371863Now I go back to watching the anime
Nigger game, I hope the nip nigger that coded this dogshit game takes all of my negative emotion and forever wanders hell forced to step on endless lego pieces.
I had a Brian with better stats than my Golshi but she had no acceleration skills other than Pump. Maybe I should've trusted her. Fuck, man.
>>539371871Running a kitted out front runner goldship. Nobody is ready for this.
There are """people""" that actually grinded for this RNGfest when you can just reuse your Taurus team
>>539370294I'm saving them for Valentine Bourbon.
>>539371863Get those parents ready NIGGAH
I'm going to fuck my wife Teio now so I won't be so mad about getting 2nd.
>>539371784a late start is like a fourth to a half of an extra second, so yes
>>539371871Not really, this is her last hurah.Take your wallet and get a Seiun, gaijin baka.>>539371919Id be up for some
>>539370685You do know real life race horsing is even more worse? But that’s also the reason why it got popular: gambling on something that is never guaranteed
>>539371863Now you roll for choco queen in 24 hours.
>>539371723If i have lost with that gold ship I'd probably kms
>>539371510same, basically the same rewards as 1st place in B so I can't really complain>b-but the titleeh whatever
>>539371863What do you mean? Now we can play the game.
any streamers doing their runs we can laugh at?
>>539372146>>539372146>>539372146
>>539371871I've already built a full speed mile S spurtship.
I think the dude I beat might actually quit the game.
>page 6>slopShan't partake in that one.
>>539371784Late start = you're done
>>539372025you grinded for that goldship though
>>539372148Its basically just RNG. Even if your horse is the best one, it can still lose to random nonsense. The only thing you can control is whether you make it to Group A finals, after that its just a roll of the dice whether you win or not.The main campaign illustrates this perfectly. You can and will lose races where you double the opponents stats.
>>539370798I'm fucking PUMPED precisely because I won by mere luck, knowing fully well that I was way worse than my opponents. If I'd lost, I wouldn't have given a fuck anyways. Take the casual pill brother, you literally can't lose.
>>539371835i denied a gemini plat to one taurus and the other was using other title
>>539371939>potential man>this time for realKWAB
do I build Seiun Sky with spd and power or do the KR strat of 1100 spd + 1100 wit?
>>539371286Her hot springs experience was the edge.
>He used tickets and carats right now instead of holding them for a banner
>>539373325Bwo theres a banner going on right now...
Danchou saw my silver title and kicked me
Danchou saw my silver title and praised me
>>539373097from testing room matches, so far blockers always ruin fronts and they have 1200 pow+wit, front almost never win due to blockers being about 4L in front at final spurt and just seems to be Vodka Lates winning.But if you really want to run fronts, POW seems too valuable to pass up for WIT Turf S will be better than Mile S. I'm predicting global META will be diff from JP and KR, prob be Blocker/LateAce/LateAce
>>539373385There's TWO BANNERS and ALWAYS will be you impulse spender
>>539372170No one who would be actually fun to watch crash and burn would be brave enough to livestream that.
>Get matched against 2 players with Taurus Platinum.>None of my Umas activate swinging maestro.I am beyond mad.
>>539371863Now Champion's Meeting begins
>>539373496>blockersHow do I build one of those and how do they work exactly?Just wit/pow bakushin to fuck up Seuin's ulti by preventing it from triggering?
My 900+ SPD and 800 STA Goldship just lost to a 300 SPD and a 750 STA Goldship in this Gemini Cup, despite i also having 2 golden stamina skills, a golden speed one and a LV.5 Warning Shot. Fuck this game.
>>539381247Did you fall for the Iron Will meme recovery?
>>539392608No, i had Swinging Maestro and Gourmand.
>>539392746Were you running a pace chaser Gold Ship?
>>539392867Of course not, the only explanation i have in mind, is the fact that the guy had a S aptidute for long and his Goldship was 3 stars.
>>539393161>the only explanationGourmand is pace chaser only anon…