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Teio!
i think teio SUCKS
Kitasan BLA-
I heard that there is a stamina threshold to reach for the Cancer cup, like 600, can someone explain it please?
I need Teio and Suzuka.... When can I get both?
I won gemini group A with the same kind of uma that people were losing in group B with so I just assume I got lucky and I'll never come anywhere near another cup win again
THE GOAT
Digitan LOVE
My king…
Hishi Amazon owes me sex
>>539466987Almond sex
>>539467196You apparently get speed bonus for reaching every 300 points over 1. Since 601 is relatively easy to get, people try to aim for it, even though you don't need that much stam to actually live through it.
>>539467209I also won with complete shitters, I'm convinced now that it's all just luck so I'm not putting much effort in
turning this shrine priestess into an anal priestess
https://x.com/lex65795866/status/1968287976569676249chiyo chiyo chiyo chiyono o
>tachyon couldn't safely breed due to the healed leg>So they hooked him up to cock milking machine and drained his balls for yearsFun fact???
>>539467350SLUT!!!
14 days until Fuji Kiseki!
remember
Why do front runners need power?
>>539467387Chiyono, why are you trying to be like your mommy?
Nothing to see here.
Every day until you like it
>>539467196stamina gaslighting is a CM tradition
>>539467564
Which stallions has the most breeds in JP?
this is a 90 years old uma
>>539467517sex
When is the next good card banner? I need more SR copies man...
>3 borrows>3 worthless legacies carelessly tossed into a meat grinder to be processed into a fine paste and packaged in sardine tins for one race's worth of SPWell. See you all tomorrow, I suppose.
>>539467106
>there's a buffed doto in TM Opera O's legend raceCute.
Big ol'lucky tits
>>539467546sorry, I had to do it
You shouldn't push yourself too hard.
>>539467387
>>539467387Based ChiyonoGOD going against the meta for his wife
>>539467715Imagine if your failed umas could be retired in exchange for spark shards, and collecting X amount of shards allowed you to upgrade a spark on another uma of the same type. Imagine if Cygames put any effort into retaining the playerbase for this game whatsoever.
which way, western man
She's gonna drop the hard R
>>539468105hard and canon
>>539467364Feel like I'm cookedI can spell Matikanefukukitaru without looking it up
>>539468105>SloppaThat's not very first rate of you.
Why haven’t they announced the next champions meeting yet? Gemini was announced before Taurus was over. I wonder if they are making changes to the schedule.
>>539468105Not bad
>>539467387>>539467983
I wonder if we will have a fully armored uma in the future.
>>539467364Anal is bad luckYou should do vaginal with creampies
Why are you subjecting the King to such heinous acts!
>>539467387Will the game be more fun once it becomes skill spam? Do stats even matter at these U ranks? Do the formulas get recalculated, or with 1800 wit do you have 99% chance to activate skills as long as you meet the conditions in the race? Are the 3'15" times on Kyoto 3200m going to turn into like 2'30" with 1800 speed and power?
>>539468105Anon, it's the middle of the dayYou can't do this to me
>>539468226I want one called Excalibur
>>539468105THATS MY WIFE DELETE THIS
>>539468051I don't see how discarding an uma's carcass into a hopper to be gnarled and crushed into mince would make future iterations of her stronger.
Anal is gay
>>539468226For No Reason at all they added one>>539468226
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I'm running Teio for Mile
>>539467885Why not take this chance to try something new?
>>539468105Thank got for the mosaics, otherwise sponsor-san might have caught a heart attack.
Training frontrunners for Groundwork sucks ass, having to RNG pray for Groundwork + 2-3 green sparks and distance is hell - especially with only 3 borrows a day
>>539468285>Kyoto 3200m going to turn into like 2'30" with 1800 speed and powerumamusume is like league of legends, huh? they made the game """faster""" to appeal to zoom zooms and more soulless over the years
>>539468105>smooth and pinkas it should be
>>539468403shut up nigga
>>539468395>fully armoredthose femoral arteries look very exposed
>>539467387Based and dogpilled
>>539468403Phew, missed my favorite
>>539468120Can't believe Special Needs stole the three crowns chance from Sky.
>>539468226Obviously.
>>539468473Bwo if you run Seiun, Suzuka or Bourbon you only need 2 inherits + groundwork
>>539468493I don't know if that's the case which is why I'm asking
>>539467639Tachyon
>>539467328Actually 650 stam 300 guts is what you need to live through it roughly if you have a good uma
>>539468395Neat, would like my umas with more protection but I'll take it
>>539468403>reddit bakushinLol you missed because there is a horse called Sakura Bakushin, but ours is Sakura Bakushin O.
>>539468390sorry but anal it is till her graduation
>>539468498Of course Kingu has a first rate pussy
>people losing their mind over slop that looks like it was made with a model from 2 years ago
>>539468174end of service
>>539468570FULL ARMOR = MAXIMUM LUCK
>>539468390It's fucking ass
there's a psyop in this thread to make people like chiyono o and I don't know why
Can this big kusa wonder win bwos
>>539468570where's the armor
>>539468390>being this STRAIGHT, WHITE and based>in 2025
>>539468587Yea, Ive just had bad luck even with double circle compatibility - though I'm only running 3 real runs a day since I don't have multiple Mile Groundwork parents eitherI'll be happy when I'm done with building at least one
>>539468710King Halo was still hot 2 years ago
>>539467564I HATE itBut my penis loves it..
>>539468838>No Golden stamina skillNo
>>539468710what's your problem trainer? if you have better King porn then post it
>>539468762
>>539468876How can you call yourself a man if you don't want to fuck your womans' every hole?
>>539468839Luck is the only armor you need.
>>539468839The lucky charms shield her from harm
>>539468838Yeah, it's actually good enough. Don't know what can beat it. Maybe a better stat stick.
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty buttsniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt
>>539467564I hate it and so does my penis
>
>>539468762oh you
>>539468403You missed so many horses it's hilarious
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>539468839What do you call a chinese knight?A chink in the armor
Why does every umatuber recommend bringing 2 front runners? Won't your one compete with the others regardless?
>>539467387Chiyono LOVE
Accelerated schedule means pulling shitty but soulful umas just isn't worth it cuz they get powercreeped so fast...
>>539468762Emperor-kun......
>danchou missclicked and give the leader position to some random member>random guy refuses to give the leader position backit's teiover...
I was promised Hishi Amazon banner. Where the fuck is it?
dantsu
>>539469146training nigga
ENOUGH GOONER BAITPost something cute
>>539469170Everyone bringing Vodka. Lazy (majority) will bring pace and probably 1 debuffer/front killer.
>>539469235just kick him
>>539468950What's this, new gaslight
>>539469316I don't see how she's evil
>>539469316why is tien aiming a tri beam at NTR
>539468983not gonna argue with gay black people
>>539469316
>>539469316TRUE ENDING
SHOULD I TAKE THE GRASS WONDER AND VODKA PILL EVEN IF POTENTIAL 5 WILL LEAVE ME BROKE
>>539469263I'm not done plapping her yet, bro. Wait your turn.
What do officers in clubs do?
when is the next support card banner where its worth to roll? I have 15 tickets saved, might aswell drop them in the best banner
>>539469432Well just know that you're rude and wrong.
>>539469475new canine who dis?
>>539469491You should do a 10 roll now because your luck is good
>>539469263Two and a half hours
Can someone link the site that lets you rank all the umas against each other
>>539469098I wrote down every single playable horseif you favourite is scrungle mcbungle from the manga that is briefly seen on page 94 3rd panel of chapter 8 in book 17 next to gingledoofen and deus ex machina while they are eating localization hamburgers, then fuck you the manga is reddit
chibis will get eventually their casual outfits?
if i have bad stamina inherits how do i get 601
>>539469559>What do officers in clubs do?They help getting rid of leeches.
>>539469609Blast Onepiece. Yes, she's named after THE manga. She has a relative named Tsurumaru Naruto.
>>539469612Nyo.....
>>539469565Kita rerun in january.
>>539469615>medium B>sub 600 power for medium uraclassic
>>539468174Maybe they read the room and are slowing CMs down? I doubt it though based on how global has been treated. They probably just forgot.
>>539469639My favorite is in the game and you missed her! She's not playable she might not even be a horse
>>539469702she's gonna try to pick my wallet out of my back pocket while we hug isn't she?
Any non-virgin umas?
>>539469559They can invite people
>>539469615not like this...
>>539468762>>539469143
I need gibs
>>539466987JP Almond would cuck your uma a million times btw. She's so strong that she can reach the goal in one frame.
>>539469565the riko/rice banner is worth pulling on for at least 1lb Riko
>anal>when vaginal creampie impregnation x-ray fertilization mating press exists
>>539469564And matching with her mama
>>539469491Grass Wonder is better (easier) overall, but Vodka is also decent. Training Front Runners by comparison sucks
Umas have such nice butts. Imagine the anal.
>>539468838Cards + inherits? I'm lucky to get 500 stam and can't cap speed. I have no idea what I am doing.
if you are having a bad day just rember that even oguri cap hasnt won every race
>>539468174small indie company please be of understanding
Its a real shame we're never getting Sunday Silence, his story is literally a tragic horse that somehow become the GOAT of JP racing.
The amount of cum I would shoot into King Halo is substantial
>>539470148LMAO WHAT A LOSER HONS
I got gaslighted again
Oguri Crap
When is Teio hitting the club shop...
>>539468838yea, that's pretty much all you need on her - higher stats are always better, but its pretty much done. If you wanted to improve on it, get Left-Handed/Summer and try to get more Power. I think Nimble Navigator is also really good this CM *if* you get blocked which happens a lot
Daiwa is like 10% tsun and 90% dere>just go the hotspring endingShe's going to bang her trainer black and blue, jesus christ
>>539470049its 2025, in the year of your HOMOSEXUAL lord, you giant biggot. if you dont like anal you're RACIST and a transphob!
Would you run a 0LB Bijin for her gold "No Stopping Me" on a late surger / end closer?
Cap as in peak
I LOVE KING HALOI AM GONNA UMAPYOI
Who is the most uncommon 3*? The uma nobody rolled for.
I JUST WANT A DECENT FUCKING GRASS WONDER FOR A KING PARENT BUT THIS FAGGOT KEEPS GIVING ME PACE CHASER AND 1* SPARKS WHILE LOSING 30% OF HER RACES
>>539470167The most recent Triple Tiara winner, Liberty Island, will never get in too. Her injury and subsequent euthanasia was their owners fault.
>>539469609That's Blast One Piece. She's also Ai-chan's rooomate
Why does Chiyono have mommy issues about Maruzensky
for me? it's King's mom
>all 3 borrow runs killed dead because of early night owlsWHY only 3 borrowsDoes Cygames hate EN that much
DO NOT OPENNOT FOR THE WEAK OF HEART YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
>king fag is a slop spammergrim
>>539470319Noa raped meDia raped me
>>539470146inherits were 15* staminacards are nothing impressivepress guts a couple times and press wit more often than usual, single rainbow speed can be pretty much ignored with 4 speedgood luck with the gamba anon
>>539470469Chiyo really likes her car.
>>539470531Noa is physically on the weaker side, she can't do sports for shit
>>539470531
Neicha
Can someone explain why Maruzensky is nowhere to be found on tier lists for the next CM? She seems like she's perfect for it...
chiyono isn't even going to be out for like another 8 months stop trying to make me like her
>>539470609Good luck, Tomile Lateio
>>539470689https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3YcYLE90po
>2* everything
>>539470657Gold is okay...
>>539470670more like neigha. hehehehehe
>>539470307eh I still have other aces to work on (managed to make a decent vodka but mile S avoided me)
>>539470681retardGODher ult pops way before final leg
>>539470657You damn fox
>Anal? No way I’d let my trainer do that. A top notch uma like me deserves to be bred like the champion broodmare I am.
>>539470334I wouldn't take it over an MLB stat stick card, but sure.
what does it mean for me if my type is girls like narita taishin, mejiro dober, and admire vega
>>539470472For me it's killing you.
>>539470825She would never say that, all you have to do is gaslight her into thinking anal is first rate
>>539470947It means you like umamusume
>>539470486OOF MY HEART
>>539470307>Nimble Navigatorin my experience that skill is not real
i dont get how you nigers are hitting 1200/600/1200/400/800my above average run can barely hit this stat line...
King posters are the worst posters
Is Mile S important for Cancer or are the skills more important?I have an ass wonder with good skills but didnt get mile S because im running a shit ass Maru parent with no mile sparks.
Keep her?Or giga ultra deluxe hardcore myega to the gigantomax take a fucking gun and paint the ceiling with your brain bricked?
>>539470689Would you rather me try to get you to like an uma that won't be out for another 4 years instead?
>>539470990Kingu is smarter than that
I liked taishin before she was popular
>>539470990more like she would insist on waiting until marriage because she's not some cheap harlot but you convince her anal doesn't count as sex
>>539468164It took me a while but I got it by doing Mati Kane Fuku and Kitaru
>>539470825Kings bravado completely falls off when she talks about sex in my headcanon.
dants
>>539471109Mile S is more important for any other position than Front.Groundwork for early lead taking, and then skills for maintaining lead mid race, then Angling and Scheming is important for Front.
>>539471035wit card is a gaslight unless you're a whaleyou can easily get above 500 just by spreading wit presses between other training. go proper 4-2 brexitball
>>539471156I can't even get an uma past 11,000 btw
>>539471074cute dog
>>539470982Can you kill me after you're done killing him?
>>539471252Yet she thinks she can run in every distance, curious
Okay /uma/ we need to discuss thiThere is only one correct answer for this.
>>539471282This
>>539471156>groundwork>tail held highBro did you just choose those skills because they were the hottest shit lmao
>>539471332that' mlb kita, 2lb silence, mlb sweep and 2lb vodka and helios with mlb fine motion borrow. you can't get much better than that even as a well
Why are only paypigs are left posting here? Is global really that jewish?
My clubmates are laughing at my golden GC badge I was so proud of
>>539471267I love Taishin’s big titty friend Winning Ticket
>>539471306>>539470825>>539470354>>539470049>>539469432>>539468876>>539468375>>539468310>>539468162>>539468105>kingfags
None of the umas have body hair in the slightest!
>>539471156those ss stats look shiny and all but running 355 wit gambler is, like, giga gambling
>>539471450F2P cannot win
>>539470947it means you're based. Congrats on your mental illness.
Curren is the Kingposter
>>539471450uma is a whale game in JP, why would it be any different in global, especially when global is 10x more competitive and tryhard than JP?
>>539471156You're gonna smoke even whales
>>539471567Explain
>>539470984Marked...
>>539471324I see, might need to make a better parent then.How important is double circle then?
>>539471437>you can't get much better than that even as a wellIf I was a whale I'd be runningMLB Kita, MLB Halo, MLB Sweep, MLB HishiAma, MLB Bourbon and a flex borrow probably a wit card.
>>539470739chiyo chiyo chiyo chiyono o~AAAH STOP IT'S GOING TO GET STUCK IN MY HEAD
>>539471074Paizuri.
>>539471567Interesting theory...
>>539471156your ryan/maru inherits bwo? your furious feat (the main gambling gold) bwo? stats are great and all but spend like 5 minutes learning what skills are good for this track
>>539470982bring it on!
>>539471567It's actually Kawakami Princess
>>539471618JP is much more generous than global thougheverWe also have more days between banners and chanmi
>need 45 Asahi sashesSigh
>>539471450if you can't drop 1k a month minimum you should just move on and find a game made for babies
I like this piece because its based off Homare Adachi
>>539471425Only an uma could have an ass that big
>>539471828Oh my
>>539471707hm nyo>>539471429i run without taking any skills and just pick 'em at the end going top to bottom with whatever i can buy
>>539471425sniff sniff
Why do we have campaign rewards increased for basically a year? did JP launch like that? Did they seriously give you like 1 sash per win?
>>539471828Umamusume is a cow game!
>>539471635Curren loves Kingu
is it just me or t.m. opera o is the biggest jobber out of these legends races? mcqueen was unironically the hardest so far
>>539471769:^)
>he likes THIS
Summer Maruzensky soon? It has been a month since I rolled on anything
>>539471476...are a thing.
king halo more like king reddit lol
>>539471828The Flame rises
Why are toreiner-sans so horny today?
>>539471452The important thing is that you're doing your best
>>539451823Please do, if you're still here
>>539472080no bra umas..
>>539471726
me and my wife sleeping together with our trainees
>>539472080Something else is also rising..
>>539471450according to jpfags, the expected annual spend is $5000 to be able to compete semi-professionally
>>539471968
>>539469615Ah late surger, classic blunder
>>539471808>umaslop is more jewish than hoyoslopgrim
>>539471643Double circle gives diminishing returns. It should be only taken after you've taken everything else.If you're going to Late Surger just be aware it isn't going to be consistent. Your Grass Wonder is going to need On Your Left, then Furious Feat, then if you are able to Let's Pump Some Iron to hopefully proc on the right time to try and beat Fronts who are way ahead of you and using Angling and Scheming for their acceleration. Your Late Surger is def going to need as much Speed as possible to catch up which is why Mile S is important.
>>539472109Being horny is just the means for the real man's dream, an uma wife and uma children
Anti-social prick
>>539471450If you f2p you have to resign yourself to B. This game is not for the poors.
>>539472080Wtf why is she copying Falcon's pose?
>>539472109post cm stress relieve
>>539472109I just woke up horny today
>>539472236Damn, didn't know Indonesians were this based.
>mega hot>acts like a haughty bitch but is actually just a big dork and a sweetheart >will be a a top tier mom >will cuddle you during scary movies What’s not to like?
>>539472186pls spare me, I was just trying to act tough in front of my trainee...
I know it’s the internet. I know it’s the anime game. I know it’s 4chan. But man, the amount of unnecessarily sexualized fan art and posting upsets me. It’s a silly game about racing, and a lot of the umas are minors. I’m very aware that the internet doesn’t bend to my will, cause duh, but it still makes me sad that we don’t get more fan art that’s just cool or silly.
>>539471953Her ult sucks and also understammed Pace Chaser in Long = death.
600 wit is a gaslight, the extra 5% of speed isn't worth losing 300 power for 300 wit. 300 power is 300 power....Don't get gaslit into running wit cards, do 2 power, get 1200/1200 stat line, 600 stam, 300 guts and wit. Use rest of the time to get MORE SKILLSMORE SKILLS MO POWER > WIT
I made two decent late surger gamblers, whomst should i make for a third anontachi?
>>539472543This post got 100 upvotes on reddit.
>>539472543Unironically I repost a lot of cute art I found from reddit
>>539472341Umas want only one thing and it's fucking disgusting!
>>539472543
>>539472328Chinks have really diluted the true gacha experience so now normalfags literally have a stroke when they are faced with a REAL Japanese gacha
>>539472507You.>>539472605Your mom.
>>539472328hoyo gachas are actually pretty f2p friendly (maybe not hsr), jp gachas fucking suck if ur not spending
>>539472080I like how her tail swishes
>>539471976
>>539472591I can't even get 1200/1200 with my cards I'm not worrying about wit lmao
>>539472368Are you asking from a technical standpoint or not?
>>539472591>lets ignore position keepretardyour frontrunner will get ass raped and wont proc any of their uniques
>>539472591Also, running a wit card means you can't run the two most powerful power cards for this race...
>still can't get out of my head that image of desperate Oguri from the yet untranslated manga...god damn it
>>539472543Here's a (You)
This can be taken out of context...
>>539472543thank you for the input leddit, keep us posted.
>>539472328see? you already found some. now go back
>senior year >Biko still isn't orangeI hate this card so fucking much.
>>539472728Hoyo games wre only f2p friendly because the endgame is a wet paper bag with no challenge to it meant to make everyone feel like a winner. You can literally clear everything without touching the constellation/dupe system but then you also realize how low effort the endgame is to enable this playstyle. It's true of all hoyo games.
I hope this helps.
I need Cafe and Pokke so I can create my JAM. I want to train a Pokke that is good, but always behind Tachyon in stats and no matter what I will not make her better.
>>539472863Neichabros...
>>539472080FAN THE FLAME!
>>539472778Uma is a HIGH ROLL game. You have two front runners, until finales you have 80 races for them to roll. It's better to have higher variance than low variance
>>539472143>schedule drops 1st of october>lol btw cancer cup tomorrow
I know it’s the internet. I know it’s the anime game. I know it’s 4chan. But man, the amount of sexualized fan art and posting makes me so fucking horny. It's a silly game about sexy horse girls racing, and a lot of the umas are cute and funny. I'm very aware that the internet is for porn, cause duh, but it still makes me jerk off too much because we get so much art that's hot and sexy.
>>539472605Can I hug her?
Scarlet love!
This ain't nearly enough innit
>>539472698You should grope her breasts instead
>>539472143>17 years old
>>539472945>the endgame is a wet paper bag with no challenge to it meant to make everyone feel like a winner.why is this a bad thing? like 90% of genshin is exploring and quests and will last you hundreds of hours.
>>539472982Rude.
>>539472728>gacha system where you settle for mediocrity unless you want to save for 2 whole years to max out a single characterLOLLMAO even
Yep...pers?
>>539473192why are you taking what he said as a bad thing?
93 pulls, 0 seiun sky, 1 pity 3 starIs my only hope really to off-meta with late surger gamble teams for the next 2+ years?
>>539473118I am now reminded of that long running once a year Kancolle comic where TTK gives Suzuya New Years money in various situations
>>539472814which two power cards?
>sleep deprived 5x in forgreat game you got there cygames
>>539473123Don't fall for the 600 int gaslight.... Power is equal to speed on the track, 1200/1200 is the most important thing
>>539472738>2025>jpBring me the liar who said she is our first summer unit
>>539472976The game needs filly alts for every single uma immediately.
>>539473203This is the price of trying to steal the main role from the one and only ultra genius and everyones favorite Uma who could have easily become the nonuple crown holder.
>>539472945>Hoyo games wre only f2p friendly Character banners? MaybeWeapon banners? No those are actual scams.You're also shit out of luck if you somehow miss the chara banner until they decide to rerun the banner, since the fucking...standard banner doesen't get its pool increased after something releases.
>>539473134FOREVER 17, BABY
>>539472728This but unironically
Are you rolling? Are you rolling for the fantasy units in 4 days?
>>539473436>jp???What are you talking about???
>>539473278I warned you about pulling without enough for pity broI told you dog
>>539473451100% this
>>539472728HSR is also very f2p friendly, specially cus there's a lot of filler and you only need to keep up with the recent stuff. The only truly greedy hoyo game is HG2 which is on par with FGO or even slightly worse. >>539472945That only applies to the games without pvp, Honkai 2 and 3 endgame is extremely competitive
I don't get how to play, any role other than front runner is dumb to build.Nice Nature won't win races.
>>539473530I only have 7k carats so as much as I want to, I cannot
>>539473334>kancollethat brings me back lots of memories...
>>539473419i wasn't falling for it, but i can't get proper power stats with 2 power cards, the stat growth on frontrunners is dogshit, i swear to god a 2 speed rainbow gives more fucking power than a 2 power does.
>>539473562I really, really thought I was luckier
>>539473390Sleep deprived is """supposed""" to be a 10% chance btw
>>539472273Can't wait for Halo 2 Rebalanced to come out.
>>539473530Just let me rooooolllll already
>>539472814>power cardslol
GUH... phew.
Here's 1200/800 front vs 800/1200 hors in CM3 track:https://alpha123.github.io/uma-tools/umalator-global/#H4sIAAAAAAAAA8WPwWrDMBBE%2F2XOOthO7Sa65VgCpdBj6WGx1q5oZBntClNC%2Fr3IDpQWcu5tdtideXtBH3MSfnKwddVVjcEkFOYzC2xbVQbC7GCbrm4P7e5xdzDIwi9RTswzrKbMBol6djzAXhBiLOsGY4p52uTCpB%2BcYOsSRxKn1VYf%2BLZKjkt%2FdTXIgeoSFLMOXgsXYCDzilE3K5JS8BPBdmWa41Ky90WPWQX2ocjFi4vhNogmUh6%2FYPHsR4aB86I09Xyc1Wsu9XgtPTkN9Ms94uf8r%2F3pz2eBfXvfuJu73Pu72NtH%2F8Z9%2FQYOEiZPAQIAAA%3D%3DPower is more important than speed, you have to cap power
>1197>285ok then :(
Why does Golshi wear headphones when her ears are way up?
>Post my wife>Cafefags immediately reply Why are Cafefags so needy?
>>539473258you dont need to max out a character, everything can be cleared easily with a decent team. good luck winning CM with 0lb kitasan>>539473482you almost never need the weapon anyways, there are a lot of good 4star alternatives but yeah the weapon banner sucks
>filly>pedo talkweird how you can always tell when israeli or indos woke up
>>539473774Because umas have 4 ears
>>539472976uuuuuuuoooooooohhhhh children's day ToT
>>539468226
>>539473278No you dumb fag. Build one Front parent with Groundworks and whatever other skills you need, then borrow a Seiun Sky.>wahhh only 3 borrowsYou have a month until Cancer. You only can really do 4-5 careers a day. Having a Seiun Sky yourself doesn't change much.
Which race track is Cancer Cup based on? NHK Mile ?
>>539472863>natie cums everytime trainer calls her nameslut
>hmmm nyes 3 speed 3 power will let me hit 1k power for sure>
>>539473831delete this toreina-kun
>>539473846
>>539473831AAAAIIIIEEEE
>>539473734gaslightator at it again with another HIT
I need some umanko badly
>>539473734>give uma 1 turf S
>>539472521You've shown her how weak you really are, prepare for what will happen next.
>>539473620Reminder that Cygames is delaying 4 download miletstone rewards at this point. JP received them during the Seiun Sky banner in comparison.
>>539473907
This CM made realize something as an F2P. Simply don't stress. Just do your best with what you have. There's always a chance that you're going to be matched up with people SIGNIFICANTLY worse off than you and that's the fun of it. Of course as the game gets older, newer players are going to be scarcer and therefore people with better Umas than you will show up more often than not but that's okay. It's okay to not be the best. Just play how you want to play, raise your horses as best as you can and believe in them to win some matches.
>>539473774>>539473831
>>539474075>>539474104Only reason you'd want to increase speed with 600 wit is if you're a WHALE and training an end closer which has access to creeping shadow and pump iron. Other 1200 power is better than more speed....
>>539473641>he fell for the pow gaslight insteadit's so easy to gaslight you retards
You should always escort your wife to the paddock, like the chivalrous gentleman she knows you are.
>>539472863It's called a secret for a reason!
> Spend today building some Blockushins> Didn't achieve anything that consistently stays in front of my other front runnersHmm, maybe I'll just go back to building front runners and just hope I don't fight any smart falcons in the CM
>>539474210wtf? not only are we not getting accelerated compensation they're also cucking us over from freebies?
>>539474253stfu turbo retard
>>539474253>matched up with people SIGNIFICANTLY worse off than you>loses anyway
>>539474124remember to never show your uma how weak you actually are, they somehow get horny once they know
>>539473774Golshi is just a regular human larping as a horsegirl
>>539474391...
>>539474389hmmmmmmnyes
>>539474349Please shoot me, Kris and CB.
>>539473734? You should be aiming for 1200/1200 either way
>>539474349>training an end closer which has access to creeping shadow and pump ironwhen are we going to learn that Taishin sucks compared to Golshi because she does not have Golshi's unique? and that waiting for last spurt to do anything on end closers just means brocked
Also, as a F2P it's easier to get 1200/900/1200/300/300 than 1200/600/1200/300/600 because you can highroll stamina with URA and standard distance.
When doing a parent run and trying to get the most sparks I should do every G1 race I can even if it's overlapping a rainbow training?Are there some G1 races that are more value than others?
>>539474635>Taishin sucksYeah, me
>>539474348Fucking yokai brat has extremely based taste
Scarlet love!!
>>539474210 Umatachi, we should've downloaded the game more...
>>539473551my bad I saw the Japanese characters in the banner and snapped so she is coming next month? I think I can hold until then or is there a good support card coming?
>>539474635We like Taishin more than we like Gold Ship here.
I just got robbed.
>>539474486>Larping is an uma>somehow still mogs the rest of the academy and can win the classic triple crown undefeatedAnd they say ningen woman are weak.
Anyone training mayano top gun for CM3?
>>539474665may i see the f2p deck you're getting 1200/900/1200 with
>triumphant pulse>red shiftDo I actually need these?
>>539474609Every shitty guide tells you to hit 900 power and 600 wit when 1200 power with <600 wit is far more effective
>>539474712Daily reminder that choosing the top option cucks you out of Charming.
>>539474348quality shit post, sadly there is only a singular good song on here
>>539474712Just get caught!
if everyone is bringing fronts can i put red shift on my pace or is that exclusively for late/end only?
>>539474853i'm not into cock'n'ball torture so i shant train a 0% speed rate honse for mile
>>539474934Pregnant umas...
holy moly janny is steamed today slurp the nigger shite from me bunghole faggot jan
>>539467259Keep training you spear chuckin, piece of shit, fucking UMA!!
>>539474253Wrong. This game is for tryhard chinkcels, clearly you're not the target audience
>Every shitty guide tells you to hit 900 power and 600 wit when 1200 power with <600 wit is far more effectivesome retard will unironically fall this
I am giving Gold Ship mile sparks just so I can run her again. I can't quit her.
>>539474934This Krisfag is so based for this.
>>539474348>touhouCan't wait for reimu to lose all her life savings because she dared to bet on golshi
how many stam sparks do i need with a 4 speed 2 power seiun to consistently get 600+ stam?
>Everyone is bringing Fronts to the Mile CM.>Me, the gambler, will be bringing nothing but Late/End Closers to this CMI might even roll for Hishi Amazon since I heard she's a Late Surger
>>539474849Human women look like THAT?
>hurr durr if you do too well and have too many fans you won't get your second ult upgradeWhy do we play this game? It's specifically designed to be frustrating and to waste time with a slew of rng bullshit. There's no sense of accomplishment when you get a good run because there's no skill involved. Other roguelikes at least have actual gameplay where you can better your own performance, but this is completely left to numbers. Getting lucky is not satisfying.
>>539474853yeahwedding version>>539473952working on getting better unique
>>539474880Only pump is mandatory for late surgers.
>>539474849Average ningen women are weak, golshi is just built differently
>>539475137What? I know you can miss it for having too few, but too many as well?
>>539475137You need Director at green retardbwo
>>539474795I know some people talked about riko+power rice card banner and there is kitasan rerun later if you need that, but you should ask someone who is smarter than me about cards, or if you want you can check what's coming yourself https://uma.moe/timeline
>>539475152what are your cards for wedding?
>>539475137>too many fans you won't get your second ult upgradeanons is this true?
>>539475137?the second upgrade requires 70k + green director
>>539475090>Everyone is bringing Fronts to the Mile CM.At the rate at which SEAnigs are falling for the Late bait, I'm not sure this will even hold true come CM3.
Just hit 300 wit and guts, then do races for more skills.... Niggas I beg you don't start hitting wit
Fuck Curren
>>539475368Late is just easier to build. Even if front is superior the amount of grind needed just turns everyone away.
Reminder that Japanese people suffered
ENTERshe placed 7th
>>539474849it happens more than you would think
>>539475032retard, consider why you think that's the case
>>539475292>>539475295>>539475339>>539475363Okay.>hurr durr you need to level up friendship with a character that provides zero training benefit other than a tiny stat boost at the end to get your second ult upgradeThere. Still retarded.
>>539475518>no spurt
>>539475320much appreciated anon
>>539475479if you look at the timeline it's full of shameless banner rugpulls. Nips were literally getting scammed once every 3-4 months
>>539473802You can get MLB Kitasan with just 5 sparks max assuming you never roll a single copy (1000 rolls), realistically just 2 sparks (400 rolls) is enough. You get 200 rolls every 2-3 months, and there will be uncap stones coming out. There will also be free and paid pick tickets, and you can get spooked by the last copy you need while rolling for something else.Good luck getting C6R5 chinkgod with just 7 + 5 = 12 pities. That's 630 + 400 = 1030 rolls assuming you win every coinflip, double that if you lose every time. You get 60-90 rolls per patch (1.5 months). No uncap stones, no pick tickets for limiteds (everything is limited), not even paid.
>>539475137Average Dotofag IQ
>>539475090I'm running Hishiama and Brian with a debuffer, meta be dammed.
>>539475090I thought she was an end closer since her card is end closer focused.
>>539475632>You get 200 rolls every 2-3 monthsI think you mean 100 rolls every 2-3 months, anon.
>>539475468I don't blame them tbdesu, but it's definitely something to take into account. A properly built front is kind of a luxury even for whales, and even still liable to blockers.
>>539474923Yeah well you need 4 ears to properly enjoy it.
AIEEEEEEE SEIUN SKY WHERE ARE YOUUUUUU
>>539475632>You get 200 rolls every 2-3 monthsrofl
>>539475591>get information wrong>move goalposts because you're a retard
Which season is your favorite ?
>>539475853I am retarded. That's why I'm still playing this dumb game.
>>539475632>You get 200 rolls everything 2-3 monthsREALLY? THEN HOW COME I DON'T HAVE 200 ROLLS DESPITE SPARKING ON KITASAN BANNER AND NOT ROLLING FOR ANYTHING ELSE?
Well its taken two and a bit months but it finally happenedI rolled a 1% failureThankfully its not run critical but its very funny to see it in action
>>539475591lol im pretty sure youve come here and raged about this before, jesus christ anon please learn to play its literally a game for depressed salarymen i believe in you
>>539475751People who played since launch were able to spark on Kitasan and Creek banners. That's 400 rolls. Game hasn't even been out for 3 months.
>>539475751>>539475839nta but if you played since day 1 you should be on 1/3rd of your third spark
>>539475814https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdJmXeod0RE
Goddamnit. I don't think I'm going to make it.
>>539475320riko is very good, you literally won't need stamina cards for 4 months
>>539475634the fuck did we do nigga?
Post CM3 guides so we can laugh at the wit gaslight
>>539476005Only because of one-off rewards and gibs.
>>539475320Which one of these do we get the free rolls on?
>>539476006>>539476005>Including all the launch gibsWe havent had a single gibs since golshi week. Don't expect to easily hit pity after honeymoon phase is over.
>>539475976You lost CM, aren't in Class 6, have a shitty club and don't use up your energy (G1 races have a chance at dropping 10 carrats) and TT points.
>>539476005>retard can't comprehend that gachas are the most generous during launchlol
>>539476006nta but you are retard
>>539476002>actually defending dumb designsThis is why gachas will never improve.
>>539476179https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyFrQ8nfuOc
>>539476179The thumbnail makes it look like Teio got put through the Content Aware scale
>>539476249
>>539475479Why is Cygames like this?
So /uma/ which three horses are you going to be running in this CM? I'm going to be bringing Narita Taishin (My Top 5 Uma, will be in all my CMs until Manhattan Cafe and Tamamo Cross are released), Vodka and Daiwa Scarlet (The only Umas I have to train because I'm saving my carats for Manhattan Cafe)! I hope I'm able to make some strong ones for CM3 and CM4!
>>539474348>>539475794based stacks enjoyer, did you put these together anon?
>>539476134Golshi week compensated for the 2 CMs worth of rewards during the early months where CM wasn't a thing yet. >>539476174I play JP and you literally get a spark every 3-4 months starting from the first NY from events and gibs. With global's acceleration you will get sparks faster. Currently in JP you get a spark (and 1 uncap stone) every 2-3 months.
>be retarded and bad>blame the gamemany such cases
so king halo's unique will only trigger if she is exactly 5th at 200m?sounds impossibly bad
>purposely building a bad seiun so that my curren can overtake her and trigger her unique at the most opportune timenyahaha
Which support card is the best one to get Groundwork from?
>>539476438>With global's acceleration you will get sparks faster.??? No? They're straight up witholding free gibs Anon and I doubt even with the increased rewards coming on the 22nd we're going to be gaining sparks THAT much faster.
>>5394764705th or worse.Yes, her unique is considered one of the worst after Matikane's.
>>539476505Gold Ship SSR
>>539476563no, i mean in cm specifically
>>539476408DaiwaBakushinStill deciding between Seiun or Suzuka - Seiun is better at the midrace but is a shit closer, on the other hand I can always count on Suzuka to close it out if she finishes the midrace in first.
>>539475814[Unavailable]Fun thing is I got conned into this rolling because I can't train parents for shit and that seems to be her main use.
>>539476505Air Cunt.
>>539476505groove if parentfarmingoguri if hinthunterchad on ace
>>539476421Nah i'm a leech and just stole 'em.
i put the sweep tosho card in every single one of my decks just for a crumb of charming and it only shows up like once every 5 careers, usually way too late in the run to matter. this is the f2p life.
>>539475591Take extra training for her friendship, problem solved.
>>539476375>>539476249doto rape
>>539476408I'm definitely running Smart Falcon and Silence SuzukaMy third isn't decided yet - I rolled Seiun Sky today but trying to build a Mile ace while running double Arima Kinens and the Spring Tenno Sho in the career sounds like a nightmare. Maybe Daiwa Scarlet?
Matikanefukukitaru.
>>539469615it pisses me off when umas hit that pose after getting secondwhat the fuck are you so happy for we needed that g1 parent spark
>>539476563Hey, Fuku's ult got me my Gemini platinum.
>>539476559You get CMs faster. You get monthly story events faster. You get all the other filler events like legend races faster. There are going to be a few more filler events like the racing carnival and the training events.
>>539476701Yep. I stopped using her despite all the praise from rankings, I do King Halo and Welfare Spe instead of Tosho, gives me better results.
>>539476761Eyez dead n eyez ready for stompin!
>>539476408Bourbon, Hishiama and probably Daiwa
>>539476770ope.........
>>539476837And the banners come equally faster which makes all of that not matter...
>>539476701Damn, lucky. It's like 1 in every 10/15 runs for me. About half have been on junior year tho so I guess there's that.
>>539476701I put Sweep Tosho in every deck because my speed cards are mostly garbage so I have no choice anyway.
>>539476408Gold Ship (Milemaxxed)Matikane (Milemaxxed)Silence Suzuka (heredero del poder Seiun)
>>539476905You are gonna roll for literal shit and bait banners? You have 4 years of foresight, make use of it.
>pre-debutBRICKED
>>539476837Anon...
>>539476408I'll decide few days before cm
>>539476408rudolf (mile)pasa (front)idk probably natie or taiki
Is this good or should I run a wit card
>>539476837>you get CMs fasterdon't remind me...
jptard go back to your containment thread...
>>539476996Uh wtf bwo you're stealing my strat.
We need to show more love to the medium booby umas
>>539476408if i get mile sparks, bourbon and golshi.if not, maruzensky and someone else
>>539477024JP players emptied their stash for wit Neicha right before Riko/Rice because no one knew to reroll for Fine Motion (people rerolled for Teio and Nishino Flower instead). Then many rolled on other sub-standard wit cards like Curren to cope. You don't have to do all that.
>>539477018>just save and only pull on things that will be relevant 3 years from nownah I want to actually play the game
>>539477261>reroll for Fine MotionBiggest launch gaslight in global. Still makes me laugh to this day.
>>539475591Tbh I think the 25 xp from failing it is better then a 3% more effective ultimate.
>22nd>Cygames drops 5 gibs all at oncewould you kneel?
Give me a wife or I leave this general.Many people left due to Gemini so you want me here in this dying general. Don't test me.
>>539477307Ok have fun rolling for useless cards. There are even people here rolling for Suzuka SSR not knowing it gets replaced by a free Suzuka stamina card that has Concentration.
>>539477387
All that foresight is telling me is that I need to be a luck GOD to get all the uma sex I want...
>>539477363You'll be eating your words by CM3 finals.
>>539477247another examples besides Motion?
>>539477387Say "I will."
>he didn't reroll until he got a fine motion and super creek on the same rollSucks to be you guys, I'm thriving out here
>>539476408I might join that guy and do the all American cast - Grass Condor Taiki.
UWOOOOOOOOOOOAH DERBY!
>he thinks he's gonna get to finals by raising the lost useless stat in the game
>>539477649worthless unless mlb
>>539477589>>539477467Ramonu wouldn't act like this.
>>539477754Isn't Guts the most useless stat in the game by far which is why it's the only stat that ever received a rework?
already planned my purchases for the next 3 years shant fall for your gaslighterinos
>>539477770That's why you uncap it with stones and pick tickets.>>539477925Power and stamina also got a rework.
>The way to enjoy this game is to spend money
>>539477925>he fell for the guts gaslighting
how do I start training parents for the mile CM, what stats do I train, what cards to bring just general parent tips?
>>539477157Any insighters
Hey you stole my line!
>>539466987though she was sucking dick at first glance
>>539478087suisei x uma crosover when
>>539477925>he doesnt know
>>539478376who is suisei?
>>539473907>>539474214god AI can't become perfect quick enough so I can plop those images in and tell it "make a game like that"I'd play the fuck outta that
Dia is for Kitasan and no amount of shit fanart changes that
How does Fuji Kiseki know what a pony is
>save a month for Brian >lose everything to spark>impulse throw everything at Seiun because nothing is a must get until Tamamo next year>winNever save, always gamble.
>>539478045tits too big
>>539477925tbf guts is surprisingly well balanced, even in its current state, for being the sole stat without a proper niche.
>>539478620bro your summer maru funds? you can always borrow a busted seiun sky that will have better sparks than you
What's her problem ?
>>539478620WHAT THE FUUUUUCK WHY DO YOU PEOPLE GET EVERYTHING AND I GET NOTHING I AM OVER 100 ROLLS IN I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE THIS ANYMOOOOOOOOORE
>>539478519the person the blue uma is cosplaying as
I know its a meme but my favourite honses are legitimately Seiun Sky, Maruzensky and Oguri Cap
>>539478850Eishin wouldn't act like this.>>539478812>>539478429Dia wouldn't act like this.
>>539478850has this AI model been trained exclusively on jpegs from the early 2000s or something?
>>539478727career would be nearly impossible for unoptimized f2p without a dump stat
>Everyone says that you should be rolling for Summer Maru and Christmas OguriNeither of these are close to being my favorite. I don't play for Meta, I play for horses I like and I like Meisho Doto.
>>539478107You are using the uma that canonically has gambling problemsEven worse than Nakayama
>>539478974>yes
You have a good set of pipes!
>>539479003post your golshiless cm run right now
My favorites? Summer Maruzensky, Xoguri, and Valentine Bourbon.
How bad is it...
>>539477790You can be honest bro, Ramonu isn't watching you
My favorites? Tamamo Cross, Inari One, Sweep Tosho, Narita Taishin and Twin Turbo.
Is there any training simulator for umas?
is this good?
>>539479169You lose to this
My faves are Tachyon, Seiun Sky and Opera O. What does this say about me?
>>539478374t. Fusapan
>>539479307im going to simulate final spurting inside Teio
>>539479296Dia wouldn't act like this.>>539479227Vivilos wouldn't act like this.
Why are there so many Tamamo Cross fans in this general? You know she's a micro penis having incel right?
>>539478797I don't play to meta, I just rolled Seiun because I love the umamusume and the horse, skipping Maru because I don't like alts when I don't have the base>>539478815I had a banner at 180 and it expired before I could spark and I'm also fresh off having to roll 200 just to spark one copy of Brian, your luck will equalize eventually anon, just keep struggling
Reminder that rolling for Christmas Oguri Cap on her debut banner is throwing your Carats in the binThe all rate up banner is one month later and you can spark anyone from it, so by rolling on that banner and sparking Christmas Oguri at the end you're much more likely to pick up extra horses (and if you get Oguri on the way you can spark anyone else)
>>539479307>simulate a 7% training 1000 times>it fails 25% of the timewwyd
>>539478951>Dia wouldn't act like this.Wrong
>>539479492her micro umanko is the right size ToT
>>539479531What about V.Bourbon?
>>539466987I wonder what will her story be aboutShe's japan's so called "greatest mare"
>>539479492>You know she's a micro penis having incel right?I love my woman killer small pp wife tho.
Makweeeen.....
>/uma/ right now
>>539467698Either Nature or Riko/Rice
>>539479658Luckshit her afterwards idk
>>539479003My plan is to spark Meisho banner instead of half-anni. They're almost simultaneous and I would be choosing her anyways, so there's still a solid chance of getting my cow wife AND being spooked by summer hag.
>>539466987Yeah I definitely saw something else in the thumbnail
>>539467698int Ramonu
>>539467857The anti-AI watermark makes it look like she has tattoos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bldU5MCbzygwhy does she sound like she has a gun pointed at you during the entire conversation
Apparently everyone and their mother won the fucking CM
>>539467698Kitasan Black's rerunIf you already MLBed her then fuckin.... Narita Top Road?
This game makes no sense.>try Hopeless Stakes on an excellent start to a run with 400/250/200>come 6th>try again next run with abysmal stats, a B in Medium, and running Pace>come 1st by 3.5LI swear they tinkered with the RNG after the Goldship event.
what does a good parent look like (with supp cards), everything ive seen gives conflicting info
I want to punch this little faggot. What an annoying character.
>>539479957imagine being a streamer without the title lol
>>539479957anon, obviously the whales you're borrowing broken shit from will have a very easy time winning CM
Scarlet love!!!
>>539479531I'm much more likely to not have to burn the full 30k on her rate up banner thougheverbeit
>>539479764What misinformation? Everyone knows that umas turn into predators once they find someone they fancy.
suzuka's unique should be a .45 velocityit's so hard to activate
>>539479296
>>539480123All the streamers I know of for Uma lost.
>>539480112your penis is whats supposed to be doing the punching of her uterus
>>539480026Much like horse racing in real life, all races are decided by RNG.
>>539471267She's popular?
>>539480204It could be 6.9 acceleration and it would still be shit.
>>539479335Good enough to loop until you have a 2*
>>539480153
>>539479531if your only goal is to get oguri you're more likely to get it on her own banner and save caratsthe all spark banner is if you just want a shitton of characters and want to minimize the amount of dupes
Oh, I get it! She's called diamond because she has a diamond on her forehead!
>>539480348
>let the game decide my deck>it chooses this>2 1lb stamina supports>while I have mayano and Cafe MLBwhat is tazuna trying to tell me?
Is the all spark banner actually rate up or are anons just retarded?
>>539480443The All Spark?
>>539480327If Steiner brings the guts rework soon, everything will be all right.
>>539480575TIL ALL ARE ONE BAYBEEEEEEEEEE
>>539480535rapist
>>539480575
Reminder the all spark banner was so good they never repeated it again and just recently they had a 8 rate up uma banner
>seriru last login 15 hours ago>still haven't changed his title to gemini platIt's over, isn't it?
>>539472109It's Wednesday
>>539480752His Japanese IP got brocked...
>>539480547(me)godamn
>>539479501cute
time to rape this ugly bitch
is all-brick banner shilling the biggest ongoing gaslight?
can i change what style it defaults my vet umas to it gets annoying in room matches
>>539480969that is and is going to continue until the end of times that fine motion is a good card worth trashing your account and rerolling for
>>539479735I don't think that is appropriate behavior for a grandfather-grandson relationship
Do I win or lose
>>539480327wtf special slut...
>curren chang in the 5th position on her way to not overtake a conveniently gassed out front runner on the final corner just before the final spurt in the cm room (i lost)
>>539480969How is it a gaslight
my god pasa hates giving good sparks
>>539480553The total odds of getting a 3 star is the same (3%) but it's split between all the 3 stars instead of the usual 0.75% for 1/2 and the rest split, and all of them are sparkable.
Don't care if It's a brick, I'm running Air Groove
>>539481203at least she looked cute doing it
Daiwa stop peeing on me
Daiwa Peelet.
>I Wanna Tinkle!
>>539469615>not watching the raceThere's your problem
>>539480841
FUCK THIS FUCKING RNG GAME
Does a guide exist that says which races to run on your Cancer grandparents/parents for affinity? Or is it just the same triple crowns as Medium/Long?
if mid race accel is really useless why do skills exist for iti kind of dont believe this
>>539481225That's what I thought. It's actually rate down then lmao. So there's no reason to pull unless you want Summer Maru or are really desperate to get one of the dozen or so characters so far released.
Would you rather have following Uma in the CM31200/600/900/300/600or1200/600/1200/300/300
>hint training with Yaeno Muteki>Up-Tempo>hint training with Yaeno Muteki>Prepared to Pass>hint training with Yaeno Muteki>6 power 2 stamina>hint training with Yaeno Muteki>Homestretch Haste>hint training with Yaeno Muteki>6 power 2 staminaFuck you too
last minute addition to the Hishiama fund, thank you Cygenerous
GUYS SHE'S JUST LIKE ME FRFR
>>539481504HOLY FUCKING CUUUUUUUUUTE
>>539481665SNIFF
>>539481597They probably want you to combo it with mid race velocity.
>>539481663First for nigers
>>539481787do not the dog
>>539481597some skills are just garbage
>>539481665the real experience is getting the same skill twice
>>539481663If we're moving numbers, 1200/600/1100/300/400 or, 1200/600/1000/300/500 are my ideals.
>>539481593https://gametora.com/umamusume/g1-race-factor-list
>*1 groundworkThe pink was mile at least
>>539481943>he doesn't borrow mlb
sometimes, the "bang your trainee" meme doesn't feel like a memesome npcs push your umas to do it, shit some campaigns have other playable umas push your current career uma to date youlike damn
>>539481942Sovl
>>539481943Retard
>>539481942This one is like an insurance skill, like Iron will
>>539482054mlb gives you 5 hint levels?>>539482060who told you it was a memei'm not experienced enough to call someone else a tourist, but this feels very touristy
>>539481665yaeno what im sayin'
Hello /uma/. Are there any other inheritance skills that are important for front runners other than groundwork, or should I mainly just look for that one when building my aces?
>>539482060It's a meme, actual game is really wholesome but people will ship anything
When have you last heard "migoto! (nya~)" during career
why is christmas oguri good?>worse than doto for long>equal to doto for mediums>worse than front runners for mile (unique procs at a shitty time + youll be wasting too many points on stam skills in a mile race + no good pace accel skills)
>>539482280You want summer runner and left handed in addition to groundwork for the next track. Kitasan can give you focus at least.
>>539482060women love playing matchmaking anon, it's their own autistic minmaxing but with a dollhouse and you are the doll
>>539482060she keeps giving me this look
>>539482280Angling & Scheming, Victoria Por PlanchaDuty of Dignity and or Falcon skill aren't bad to have.You also want Focus/Concentration + 2 other greens but those don't have to be inherited, it just helps.
Y*PPERS
>>539482060It’s genuinely not a meme lmao
>>539482165>mlb gives you 5 hint levels?nyes
>>539482103You heard of 'win harder', now get ready for 'lose softer'.
>>539482379>>539482426Alright, thank you!I still don't have El Condor Pasa so her skill ain't an option for me lol
How is your luck with chakras going so far anons?
>>539476701i use her card along king halo because i still don't know how to decide which SR is better to use even if i have 2 or 3 more SRs on MLB
>>539480535sexist
>>539472543>a lot of Umas are minorsall Umas are canonically the same age, plebbitor
>>539482103bro if you can proc that you already lost
>>539482628I never get that event
>>539482704That's not true. AFAIK they're like elves though where they just stop physically aging relatively young.
>>539472543all umas are 1000 year old horse dragons. The trainer is a child at only 15(?) years of age
Mambo
>>539482060Mihono's dad was a trainer so there's a none zero chance he fucked his traineeIt's no joke
>>539482628Surprisingly, I think I only failed twice so far.
>>539472543Even knowing this is from reddit, does this guy not know that sexy Uma drawings are actually on the lower end and cool/silly Uma pictures are the fucking norm? Where the fuck is this guy looking for Uma art?
>>539482761Yeha, pretty much what this anon said >>539482479
>>539482906FUCKING DIE
>>539472543https://www.reddit.com/r/UmaMusume/comments/1njmw96/sexualization_of_the_umas/There's never any going to be good copypastas coming from 4chan again, are there?
When are we getting the first Tachyon Report event? Spark farming is driving me fucking insane and I have like 20 vets with almost good sparks that just need one boost to be great.
>>539482906https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0cfxuWiOVw
>>539482992Exactly. This faggot's walkin into a pizza shop and crying that there's no soup when there's soup next door
>>539482906i appreciate her 10/30 energy event very much
I sniffed Opera O's shoes in front of her
>>539483131the best copypasta is unironic, from actual retards
is frontrunner straightaway useful or ignore this skill?
>>539483297Anon...all retards died at least 10 years ago. It's over
>did you know there's a trainer on campus going around collecting shoes of the girls hereHaha...
>>539483314distance and strategy straights and corners are literally the number one grab skills beyond acceleration due to how cheap they are
>>539483314It's a bit of a gamble. 40% chance to be really useful and proc in the early-mid and help you proc seiun/condor skills. 30% chance to proc in the late race and give you a speed boost that helps you win. 10% chance to proc in the early race immediately while accelerating and do nothing. 20% chance to proc in the late race while accelerating or right before the end and do nothing.
>>539481663im aiming for 1200/600/1100/300/400 on my aces, if i can go overboard then i would get more power and get happy with what i have
>>539482848When are these hags planning to graduate again?
>>539483410
>>539472543>and a lot of the umas are minors>implying all horses girls have human ages
how do you farm white sparks, specifically groundwork?I need runs with a card that gives the skill then hope it gives it as spark then do the same another three times?
Kitasan!
>>539482906
I wanna make a good parent for CM3 can any anon help?I wanna try making a seiun sky and maruzensky front runners.My deck is pretty mediocre, realistically just capped speed twice in 250 runs (didnt really try to cap in over half of it but you know)I have no idea where to start. Grandparents first? What blue/pink/white sparks?
How the fuck are you supposed to train Seiun Sky for Cancer Cup? I'm debating going all in on 4 Speed/2 Power and letting her 20% Wit growth do the work for getting that past 400
>>539480584My Anon... Steiner couldn't muster enough guts to bring the guts rework. The rework didn't take place.
It's been minutes! Where are all the rollers at?
>>539483410Aggressive Baobhan Sith noises!
I cried when Teio cried
In 85 rolls on Seiun Sky's banner:>smart falcon>biwa hayahide>mejiro mcqueen>symboli rudolf>seiun skyI made out like a fucking bandit holy shit
>>539483410Taiki Shuttle's look like they would positively STINK.
>>539483741>he's rolling on yellowi'm not an idiot
>>539483741>you and me. one on oneL-lewd!
>>539483593I mean depending on the particular narrative I think they're more like part of the admin rather than actual students, they just wear the uniform.
>>539483741desu her outfit doesn't really feel like it fits her
>>539483208Why are you looking for horses at the soup store.
Daily reminder that Umamusume is technically an isekai
>>539483410>Vodka>King Halo>El Condor Pasa>Special Week>Rudolf>McQueenI'm going to have sex with these shoes
>>539483741I'm so torn. I kind of want her but Fuji comes out in 2 weeks and I spent 40 pulls to get Sky. I'll watch her trainee story and see if it hooks me like Sky's did.
More borrows when
>>539483410Akebono when?
>>539483410Sniff
>>539483741is she still the only brown uma after 4 years and over 100 new characters?
>>539483908How about her concept art?
The Satono Familly is dangerous
>>539484091There's also Symboli Kris and one of the Aoharu antagonists I think was brown too.
>>539484125Cute cat.
what is the support card coming with the new event?
>>539484091Symboli Kris S
>Oguri C-ACK!!
> The evil perverted vampire bitch with deteriorating mental health looks like a nun What did Cygames mean by this?
>>539483410FeetFags are the TRUE winners
>>539484273>>539484273>>539484273
>>539483718Struggling here too. Let me know when you figure it out.
New Kino just droppedhttps://streamable.com/ehifc7
>>539483898
>>539484298tranny thread
>good white>bad pink and blueEVERY SINGLE TIME
>>539484280>looks like a nunhair covers aren't exclusive to nuns big dawg
>>539484298nosomeone make a better one
>>539483741I can't one-on-one you, you retardI'm a human, what the fuck am I suppose to do against an uma
>>539484091
LET'S FUCKING GO TIME TO ROLL
>>539481665>hint training with Gold Ship on Gemini parent run>Groundwork>hint training with Gold Ship on Cancer parent run>Straightaway Spurt
>>539484365dude only needed to post hishi amazon but he fucked that up
>first ever run with Mejiro Ryan>use meme deck that the game auto assigned>1 wit,1 pal, 2 sta and 2 guts card>win the URA and get Ryan unique epithetwhat the fuck
>>539484265>YOU AND ME! ONE ON TWO
>Suddenly
>>539484554guts game
>>539484436>Muslim Still In Love
Where the gibs at?
>>539484715CHECK YOUR INBOX
>>539484265her head is too big for the frame
What is you highest bond level and which hors?
>got spooked by hishi amazon in one poolI'm gonna get raped
>>539484878the frame is just too close
no free pulls?
>>539484514>>539484210>>539484125Is she actually latina or just the archetypal brown/tanned girl
>>539484280She needs Yeezus.
>>539484365>>539484446tranny website =)
time for dissapointment
>>539485180>hishi amazon>latina
>>539485235Holy shit. Sick fusion recovery.
87311418 CM room
not you
>>539485180its a tan, she is not a nigger
>>539475479>>539475619please redpill me on what wit-san meant here, waht exactly is the bait? why did the nips have to suffer at the hands of the atomic bomb?
I like Hishi but she sucks, I'm tempted to pull one tenner for her though....
>>539485482not the hag either
>>539483959Her trainer story convinced my to save for Fuji. She's just too cool...
>>539485661This is fine, I can use Suzuka for CM3 and I'm kinda a metafag
>>539485730please give me my wife
I coped and rolled too many times on the Hishi banner. But at least I got two rows of 4*s.
Why is Silence Suzuka so sex
>>539485560throne (the rudolf card) is broken but it gets powercrept in less than a month, dont worry it's the most known rugpull in the game people will remind you
>switch to pace>start winning
>>539485917she drained me...
>>539486345>doing anything but front/pace in career
>>539469718technically it's her mom Tsurumaru Onepiece that is named after the manga
>>539485180She's an American breed uma.
>>539486787thoroughbreds cant be brown, its a tan
>>539478905retard
>>539487179im not wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZC8AvoEtLKA>"Taishin is a gaslight from global"
>>539486426but at least you have her
So, are we going to use the tranny tumblr thread?
>>539487228it's her alt outfit, retard
>>539487294erm gaslightdacchis why is he recommending pace el???? you told me she HAD to be front or her unique wouldnt trigger. Why is he recommending taiki? you guys told me she was useless....
I rageswiped for seiun sky...
>>539487908People have opinions on pace Condor but her ult works 1-2 that's been true. He recommends Taiki for skills
>>539488002did you get her?
>>539488171Yeah, 150 pulls in, tbf 100 of those were 'free' carats, still feels terrible since I'm already deep into the late surger parent grind
>>539487908he showed an environment where there's no front runners, where the chance of her being 1~2 as pace chaser is big, specially with groundwork and greens
bwos, redpill me on hishi amazon
>>539488953Which way? it's a waifu pull she's really bad and I don't think gets buffed. People recommend her future wedding verison
do i always inherit pasa for frontrunners?
>>539491057you can do what you wanti'll be inheriting pasa
>>539487908El was unintentionally my ace during Taurus Cup and her unique procced 80% of the time even with fronts and won me the race each time.
>>539488953Oshi pick
