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BROCKED
Euthanizing Teio
>>5395201491366 Silver
Massaging Teio
Tell me about Kitahana Jones. Why does he wear the cap?
Ran against this guy in a cm practice room, he easily outstatted every other uma but placed 8th/9. Does front actually suck for cancer or is this just unlucky?
>>539520082
Words are nothing. Do it.
i think teio SUCKS
>>539520309>no groundwork
>>539520326yeah my nuts lol
>>539520082This one is more lore accurate Manhattan Cafe
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>>539520082buff nigga
>>539520309> No groundworks> Wrong mid skillsYou don't understand how this race works
>>539520309witlet
WITJAP = FRAUD
>>539520309>No Groundwork>No Victoria>No S Mile>Multiple garbage skills>Low chance to activate THH
IM ROOOOLLLLING FOR CAFEEE
Tummy AND ears? What a SLUT
is coffee good for you?
10 of our club members have Gemini title on them1 of them is gold thoit's Taishin
>>539520493He lost the Gemini?
THEWORLDISSTRONG
>>539520309Just because you took a lot of skills doesn't mean they're good for you.
>>539520651Putting on gold is a humiliation ritual
Gemini is the hardest so I feel pride in getting Plat over Taurus
>>539520057>50 priority>"Roamer"
>>539520830CM3 seems harder desu, like actual slot machine for 1st place
what am i in for?
>>539520950A bad time
>>539520927Yeah I might not bother
>>539520950Dirt TT filler
>>539520950onions chorizo
>>539520950SEKAI SAIKYOU WA
>>539520921you're a roamer until 60 priority
>try multiple late surger, pace chaser, end closer umas for CM3 test run>lose everything>put in a front runner>winso this game meta is just front runner, anything else is cope
>>539520950Being deported by ICE
>>539521027show build
>>539520745I want to humiliate Curren with my dick
What is with these umas and hauling large ass tunas everywhere all the time
>>539521027I got blockushin'd when running 2 groundwork front runners and was overan by a Grass wonder Vodka combo
>>539521027Yep
Does wit"god" have a taurus and gemini plat title? I don't want to get advice from a titlelet.
>>539520950The Hella Strongest
>>539521126She’ll feel humiliated for you after she sees your little acorn dick
What's the point of Fine Motion in this deck?
>>539521126Hope you're prepared for a hospital visit
80563835, bring (three) 3 umas!!!!
>>539521130It's part of Japanese culture. Ever been to a tuna auction? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a79Rez0sX-4
>>539521218>>539521180It wasn't supposed to be like this...
ok why does she so many nice poses
Uh oh
>>539521130Don't worry about it.
>>539521209To get 600 wit
>>539521280She’s watched a lot of WWE
>>539521280Posing comes with the territory for wrestlers.
>>539521209gaslight
another one for the shrug folder
>Roll Seiun>First run>complete disaster, doesnt even finish>second run>way better + hot springscool
>>539520927it's not really that it's harder, it's more that the ceiling for a highroll is lower, and winning is more based on RNG skill procs and positioning, so you can't just run 50 ace careers until you hit a 14000 that will destroy everyone.
>>539521280https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1f5dTDF-Rbo
>>539521280Aura farming
>>539521280Shes based
>>539521027It'll be a funnier clusterfuck. Gemini was "Battle of who gets their gold staminas to proc and if Golshi decides to spurt", but Cancer is going to be "Who will get the right accel/speed procs at the right time as fronts activate Condor/Seiun ults along with people in the back doing Maru/Ryan/whoever else's ults." I plan to watch every race in Cancer for this.
>>539521417Buy an add nigger
>>539521281Why is no one stopping her? Do they hate Seiun for being a lazy fatass?
how long until lucklets can get seiun?
I am feeling extra motivated because of witGOD now, I am so happy to have such a wise master teaching me
Is there a training gains calculator?
>>539521180>Curren SPHHOT
I like Ogurin/Creek art
>>539520309frontrunner races are won by how much you can open from the pack in the beginning of the race, stuff like A&S and red shift are jsut to guarantee the victory, but this guy didn't built any to begin with
>>5395215592 cute gluttons
>>539520309Got killed by this.
>>539521619Built for pleasing big black stallions
>>539521559Never forget that Creek starved Ogurin
Is Kingu viable in this CM? Just build her like your standard late surger and pray for the best?
>10k carats off from sparking Fuji KisekiI'm not gonna make it, bros. Do I have a chance to get the boyfag in the anni free selector?
>>539521559I hate this yurinigger artist so much, I'm glad he got serialized so he can't draw uma fanart anymore
>>539520309luck game
Why didn’t anyone tell me Kingu has an incredible body?
>>539521712Me in two weeks with my Curren
el....
>>539521739pray the gibs are insane
>>539521748The Yuri will continue until morale improves>>539521702Proof?
>>539521748?Why are you so angry?
>>539521695Indonesian?
Trying to play on JP, I've gotten DMM and the game but whenever I open it I get a connection error and it won't start the download. Using OpenVPN and I've tried all the umavpn files, and about 30 different servers from VPNGate, nothing seems to work. I've also tried disconnecting the vpn once the game is open and that didn't help either. Any ideas?
How long does it actually take to accelerate to max speed?>1200 speed 1 power>1200 speed 100 power>1200 speed 200 poweretc
>>539521794El....
>>539521839their server is dead, cygames in general is dead rn, no vpn will help you
How many Groundwork stars is enough for a Legacy Uma for at least like a 20% chance of getting the skill
>>539521839>>539521859back online
>>539521764she also has her first-rate face which's fabricated for kisses and irrumatio
Caren thighs
>>539521979ugh i hate influencers
sex with all of spe's daughters but not spe
Trippy...
Second 4 star Uma :)
>>539521997What does Curren influence you to do?
>>539521703My heart says yes even if her ult requires her not to be rushed. I'm not the original bwo who has this Kingu, but I saved it because I found it fascinating to try something similar if I have time.
how is it looking so far umadachi? Back to the mine?
Why does she need the Naginata?
>>539522041be a racist
>>539521640Urban-flavored after-school special ass
>>539522074It's her hobby
Haha what a wonderful run I'm having with BakushinI sure hope she won't suddenly choke an optional race and get 10th despite having ungodly stats and winning literally all previous races by multiple lengthsAnd I ESPECIALLY hope green lady won't say Bakushin lost because she lacked power
Asking again, what cards should I use to build Smart Falcon?
>>539522074DIE NIGGA HIYAAAAA!
>>539522167My favorite is when jacked up Bakushins lose randomly to Nishino Flower. Fucking semi-scripted races.
>>539522167
>>539522074it's a metaphorical naginata. It represents her Japanese spirit.
>>539522074YAMATO DAMASHIIIII
https://x.com/uma_musu/status/1968551286678372528JP maint is over
It's time for everyone's favorite game. Guess the sparks!Two gold inspirations, 14/16 G1s.
>>539520309Built my falco with one career run and I'm already settling with it. She also almost has 70% winrate in public lobbies.
>>539522252Sei-chanbros...
>>539522357
>>539522270
>>539521794Must be a Honda main
Bros... I've fallen in love with Mejiro Palmer after watching season 2
>>5395223571*wit 2* pace lots of whites but 1*
Yeah that's it, I'm a condor fan now
>>539522397do umas really wait for the perfect chance to rape their trainerdo they wait until they're too invested in the career to quit their contract
>>539522357I'll be somewhat generous. 2* power with 3* turf, 4 G1 sparks, and 3 ability sparks on Wet Conditions, Triple 7s and Early Lead
can umas just kidnap you like this? is this even legal?
>>539522074She's the American Psycho
>>539522074She knew using a katana would be too mainstream weeb and decided that the Naginata was the better way to represent honorabaru Nippon
>>539522484Wait till you see how much of a fucking loser she is without the mask
Is there a way to view an uma's 3* animation? I accidentally skipped Scarlet's when I upgraded her
>>5395225703* animation is just their unique skill animation.
>>539522524Ningen are so weak...
>>539522357Gentlemen, BEHOLD!
>>539522509They claim you once you accept to be their trainer
Man I love mares
>>539522427
>>539522558The scene in the infirmary was really cute. Will there be more in the next chapters?
Is it worth it to increase El's Front Runner to A for CM3?
Newma announced was Believe, unsurprisingly lining up with Sprinter's Stakes soon
>>539522570Archive, trainer notes, (your trainee), video, star unlock
>>539522613Eminem claims another one
>>539522524It is as if I was abducted by aliens, I didn't understand a thing she said.
>>539522674I want to Believe
>>539522524>this is giving gated encounternow that's just actual, grammatically incorrect nonsense
>>539522687Oji...
>>539522524oh boy, I sure hope these strong onee-san umas dont go taking weak boy trainers to a drinking party and then have onee shota sex with them. haha, how bad would that be am i righttrjpx
>>539520632Coffee scented asshole
>>539522524>is this even legalTracen is mainly for umas to secure husbands
>>539522524Yes. Trainers will never press charges so it's the freest crime in history
>>539522074YWNBAJ
whats stopping cygames from releasing still in love in english umamusume right now
>uma rape statisticsEveryone knows about them but they never talk about it.
>>539522789>gated*fated
>>539522810DO NOT BULLY DIGITAL
>>539522810Which distro does she use?
>>539522524Even the umas are amused with how much stronger they are than ningens haha...
>>539522881I am taking three months of JLPT injections. Soon my chest and height will become more japanese
>>539522806I love how the canonical fact that trainers have to go through years of study makes it so that shota/loli trainers are impossible
>>539522916They'll never release the list...
I haven't gotten a trainee/support event in 6 turns wthhh.
>seriru still haven't changed his title to gemini platIt's over. Witgod? more like WitFRAUD
>>539522674These new uma designs are kinda ass.
>>539522991The world was strong
>>539522976Farewell...Ass Wonder...
>>539523005Daring Tact is top tier
>>539522984but what if the shota/loli is gifted like in Conan the detective or whatever something that lets them skip grades
>>539523071Conan is literally an adult in a child’s body
>>539523071Japan doesn't allow grade-skipping
>>539522975Aiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Fuji post-race paizuris
>>539523071the Tokino Minoru scandal forced the japanese government to ban underage trainers
>>539523127Kingu please use my face as a saddle
>>539522848>be trainer of a star umamusume >press charges against them>ruin her career>her career was your career too so you just fucked your own livelihood >no one else will take you as their trainerumas can do whatever they want with their trainer with impunity
Is Prof of Curvature good on this CM3? Do late surgers buy it or does it ruin the gambling
>get spooked by anime Teio while whaling for Seiun Sky>and Bourbon (had to fucking spark her)>and Curren (had to fucking spark her)>and Falco (daily pull luckshit)>and Speek (AGEMASEN)>and Taishin (...daily pull, didn't want her)>and Brian (didn't have, didn't want)Lemme guess, I'm going to get Hishiama before I spark Summer Maru or Gold City? At least I finally have a Teio. Gonna fucking eat cup noodles for a month.
>>539522789>>539522921Don't quote me on this, but it seems "it's giving X" is from the drag race/gay community and eventually got adopted into the wider vernacular. Essentially it just means "it feels like" and it's for describing the vibes of something e.g. "it's giving broke" for someone penny pinching.
>>539523221I've never heard this before
Bros Amazon literally destroyed a boulder with her aura...
>>539523254>If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.Sun Tzu, The Art of War
>>539521748Be careful to not hate things too much
>>539523336I'm convinced. Time to jerk off to shit I don't like until I can understand it
>>539522975
Bakushin looks like she smells really nice
>>539522447FUCKING BITCH KEEPS SHOWING UP AND STEALING 15 ENERGY WHEN I NEED IT MOST. I DON'T EVEN HAVE HER DAMN CARD
>>539521820>Proof?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeM9Wrl9L5c
I don't think never resting actually works.
>>539522652Make sure you get that fan count high. And get that hot springs ticket.
>quoting The Art of Reddit unironically
>>539523221but why not just say 'it's giving broke VIBES' why are faggots illiterate retards?
>>539523286it's giving boomer
>>539523336lolol this might be one of the stupidest fucking copes ive ever read. Nigga, I don't like seeing dicks. Know what i do? I don't watch gay porn you faggot
>>539522975Beware of greedy mares who will exploit this
>>539522043Based temperamental moody honse enjoyer. My Bourbon will win CM3, whether she procs her ult or not.
>>539522524>Can umas just kidnap you like this?If they give my trainee hot topic or charming then they can do whatever the fuck they want to me.
i rolled seiun sky in 19 single pulls
>>539522427>sun operamy sides
how tf are you people getting enough points to stack 12+ skills on your umas
>>539522789>>539523221I hear>This is giving [thing] vibesall the time. I'm 100% sure she's supposed to say vibes or something else at the end of that sentence for it to make sense.
>>539523286Boomer, his brain is wide.
>>539523519why do random umas that aren't even your trainee always wanting to hang out with you or seeking your advice? shouldn't they have their own trainers?
>>539521920Still not working
>>539521748Well thank fuck for that I guess
>>539523479>He who does not see the cock is doomed to sit on the cock.Dum Ching, The Art of Cope
>>539522789>>539523546why the fuck are they skipping the ME part>this is giving ME [thing] vibes
>>539523397She uses cherry blossom conditioner and has no BO.
>>539522484I can hear her squeaky voiceit's cute
>>539523286how old are you....
My cute spic wife (:
>>539523663I become a wizard in december
>>539523546They don't need to. If you watch any zoomer content they will just say "It's giving X".
29875880CM3 test thanks
>>539522484Lowtiergod
>>539523519Careful for what you wish for bwo
>>539523435>>539523546Don't ask me, that's how they've been using it apparently. It's giving stupid, honestly. I agree it probably stemmed from>This is giving X vibesbut anyone who's watching probably understands what they mean by>It's giving X
>>539523718lmao
>>539523543Just run races bro. No, really.
This garbage currency good for anything else at this point?
Help me, umadacchis.If I've got a Seeiun sky and I want to make parents for her (or a parent of my own) why is looping parents ineffective?Also why does everyone online say that anime Teio is good for PVP compared to the original? Is it just the unique for passing on?
Is Seiun Sky SSR any good?
>>539523502S-surely they wouldn’t, right…?
>>539523721gimme the uma x shota, japan!
>>539523502holy manly hands
Finished up a Bakushin run, I think this spark set is going to get some borrows.
>>539523883if you have the same grandparent as your trainee they get 0 affinity from that grandparent, but that's the only problem with parent looping other than it being boring
https://youtu.be/Zvoyc-UsgyE?si=xlksOOe04RaI7wAV
>>539521748Why do Brazilians hate yuri so much? I've seen it so much online and it just doesn't make sense. Please take a moment to breathe and enjoy the cute horses, thank you.
I roll 1 ticket on each banner no matter what just so I can shitpost about getting the banner uma on my 1st pull
>>539523546>>539523648>>539523763Just want to point out that the translation quality isn't the best. Like what even is the "bested URA finals". And the subtitles say "first victory" when the japanese commentary says "one/single victory". And so on.
>>539522674not sexy enough. is the playerbase gay or something?
Please cygames...
Witgods... Thank you for your sacrifice...
>>539523648>>539523702>>539523763Oh I see what they were going for now now that I'm thinking it in a faggot accent. Does Helios even use that kind of slang in the JP
>>539522674Tamamo did the color scheme better
>>539524101Cygames is literally holding all the sexy umas hostage for some reason
>>539524101irl believe was mistaken for a colt when she was nominated for best older mare
>>539524081"Bested (thing)" is perfectly fine. He bested the competition, she bested her rival, etc.
>>539523898Haha...
How am I getting Right-Handed from random race events more than Left-Handed from the Suzuka card I'm running, get yourself together, girl.
>>539523424wow, the valentine's day event is really cute
I am beginning to very quickly and unirionically realize that no matter how much I train her in power, when she's blocked, she's blocked
Cancer: 6514 4036I love the little image it generates if you "Share to Social Media"
>>539523502>study for years to become a trainer at Tracen Academy>become the trainer of the uma you fall in love with>another uma randomly comes along and claims you>you struggle with all your might, but she thinks it's cute and overpowers you effortlesslyNever walk around the academy without your trainee, trainers.
?What the fuck is umamusume spark?
>>539523969People would unironically get it if you have 6* blues grandparents on it
So anon, how many 2 star Uma do you have?
>>539523604My door is open for Dantsu 24/7, 365 days a year
>>539524323there is a shadow war in the background over the trainer of successful star umamusume
>>539524132Can somebody please explain the rationale behind Time Trials guts/witsloppa???I look at their fucking career and wonder how the absolute fuck they beat long races with a final statline of like 1200/300/600/800/1200...and then they put that shit up as their Long ace.Is it just to raise their ranking, so that they too may pray they face another witslopper with even worse stats? I genuinely don't get it...
>max power easily>speed struggles to hit +1100>lol stamina>wits and guts nowhere to be foundholy shit building for cancer is actual cancer. Gemini was so easy compared to this.
>>539524278Let me guess, late surgers?
>>539524326Unique skill. The green spark. Mostly useless but will filter out any 1/2* honse.
>>539524323gorushi's bond story is her kidnapping you to become her trainee. is hers the only one like this? most others i've seen it's you scouting them out.
>>539524452There's probably no more thought put into it than>witmax>grab as many skills as possible>put highest number uma on team
>>539524323The girls in your support deck are part of a pact to protect you from the advances of other umamusume.l, but sometimes one slips through their constant surveillance.
Since when could you umapyoi with cafe?
>>539524452If you have the deck for it it's viable, especially for mile, sprint and dirt racers. I got to A rank witslopping thought I couldn't reliably stay in class 6 because I lost against normal umas
>>539524452Wit gives you higher rating, allowing you to face higher rated opponents that give more score. Wit allows you to activate more skills and by sheer activation of skills, you retain position. You know how sometimes your squad loses but still gets like 90,000-100k points? Witmaxxers do that. They do a career, get a shit ton of SP for skills, throw all the golden skills they can, throw down Concentration. Don't have to win, just have to get 500k points and retain class 6 forever.
>>539524049I do a 10 pull on each banner and then debate with myself if I should risk another one because surely I'd get it on the next after seeing so many people post about getting it on their first or from tickets. 70 pulls on falcon, 50 on brian, 35 on seiun with no delivery. yea, I should have saved up to pity it but I am a gambling addict
>seriru gaslights the playerbase into bringing pace chasershow do we profit on this umatachi
I feel like I don't understand the most advanced mechanics of this game and just build whatever is recommended to me
>>539524776Welcome to 95% of the fanbase and people who followed youtube content creators.
>>539523543Bro, your race bonus???
>Tamamo Cross Banner>February 2026
>>539524814
>>539524845thats my onahole
>>539524748he doesn't have that much sway in the community does he
>>539524323Being claimed by one of those 1 star NPC umas and forced to be her trainer going forward must be tough.
>>539524739Either do a single lucky 10 pull or roll until you get your Uma, everything in between is a scam. I guess cutting your loses if you get an Uma you want but not the banner Uma is also fine.
>>539524739Your time will come too anonI too wasted over 100 rolls on Seiun and Mayano banners combined without the intent to spark
>>539524845CUTE CUTE CUTE
>>539524585What good does that do if they can never win? It brought me GREAT pain, but I had to bench Metal Gear Bourbon (picrel) from my Long team because even though she absolutely raked the points in for activating SEVEN gold skills...she only managed to win 3600m against...witsloppers that dragged the rest of my team back with them as they died.>>539524736>You know how sometimes your squad loses but still gets like 90,000-100k points?Yeah, my dirt milers never fucking win, unless late Ogurin doesn't get brocked. But they consistently get 100k even on a loss. 125k if lardass breaks out and gets first. My current Long squad still regularly gets 100k+ even when all three job because they all have 3-4 golds. If only I could say the same about my sprinters.This retard activated all 7 of hers most of the time without witmaxxing...Thanks for the explanation anons.
>>539524845thats my wife
>>539524060Cute
>>539524895you ever get like a sudden 5 race TT win over a supposedly higher ranked opponent with a complete blowout? That's seriru gaslight working
I need sashes for Grass Wonder's Potential 5...
>>539524748It's not gaslighting when races were primarily won by Pasa and Seiun when this first ran on JP. Simply bring a Pace Chaser and Front Runner in tandem. It's already coin flipping for whoever procs Seiun unique.
Furasshu when?
>>539524748Other ecelebs gaslighted their community for blockushin, pacers will triumph
>>539525027small child
>>539524298>6514 4036Room for one more. Anyone?
>>539524739It happens, I did the same thing with Curren and Brian. Curren came home, but I wasted 130 on Brian
>>539525083Nevermind, I'm retarded and overlooked the banner uma.moe.
>>539525078>people didn't know what they were doing early in the game's OG release compared to nowYeah no shit. Enjoy running into blockushins.
>>539525143
>>539525024Team trials is a score farming game mode, the objective is not to win but to farm score. The easiest way to do it is to go wit and grab as many skills as you can. You can do the hard way like >>539524132 and build it like CM. Anon most likely loses regularly because he is not at top 100 whale, but if he rolls the dice on a comfy witmaxxer retaining class 6 effortless then he can post that epic screencap.
>>539525027So umas have to be really posessive to keep other umas away from their trainer.
>>539525093your second statement contradicts the first anon pacers only triumph when there's no blockushin (or other front runner)
Any more open club slots? Please add me onegai, the clubs on the list are all full285552689370
Are you guys having fun?
>>539525218Fuck
So how do Front Runner teams deal with Blockushin?
Guys I have a seirous quesitonis end closer oguri ACTUALLY a thing this CM or are people memeing hardI'm asking because end closer stuff is BY FAR my best support/parent stuff, so...
>>539520082>>539520418>>539520439>reddit cafe
>>539525294Just go around her lmao.
>>539525329I saw a few golshis in my lobbies winning
>>539524172"he bested X", yes. I didn't include the whole line, it was something like "X won the bested URA qualifiers" or something. Check the end of the qualifiers...
>>539525083Name a reason you like this horse besides >Her tits>Le german
>>539525329just build golshi anon stop trying to be cute
>>539525271Can you do fan quotas?
>4chan cafe>reddit cafe>twitter cafe>xitter cafe>discord cafe>tumblr cafe>ifunny cafe>9gag cafe>somethingawful cafe>IRC cafewhat else is there?
chiyo chiyo chiyo chiyono o
Hello, idiot here. Why am i keep losing my horsey's stats? I did career races, trained, and when i can't beat the hard races, the the career is over. Then when i come back with the same exact horse, all the stats are gone. What am i supposed to do to keep the stats?
>>539524653When she shows up in your ura FINALS and hits top 3
I'm excited for the gibs rework this 22nd. Hope it's substantial
How are you supposed to counter blocker umas
>>539525478Ebaumsworld cafe
Why are Cafe posters so needy?
>>539525478the femcel imageboard crystal cafe
>>539525478crystal cafe
>>539525478Femcel cafe
>>539525478Geocities Tachyon
https://www.youtube.com/live/Y3ps2V-r9Iw?si=e4X_Y7qVk5uzVHpD&t=4680KEKAROOOO ANOTHER STREAMER "UMA EXPERT" SHITTER EXPOSEDTHESE ARE THE PEOPLE RECOMMENDING YOU FRONT HARU URARA AND SOON BLOCKUSHIN
It's sex, isn't it? Please be sex. I want to have sex with you El Condor Pasa. El Sexo Pasa. Sex Condor Pasa. El Condor Sexa. Sex with El Condor Pasa. Sex while tongue kissing and hand holding with intertwined fingers with El Condor Pasa. Sex that continues after creampies. Sex that includes multiple creampies. Sex that includes multiple sex positions. Sex with El Condor Pasa. Multiple sex with El Condor Pasa.
>>539525478Gaia cafe
>>539525618Front urara gets disabled by any front being in the lobbyBlockushin has no such counter
Hiiiiishi AAAMAZON status?
>>539525509It's a roguelike. You start all over. Your horses that lost/completed career will be considered as a veteran horse and you can see them in the Trainee menu. You can use them to race with other players in different modes or use them for sparks for your next career run
>>539525078>It's not gaslighting when races were primarily won by Pasa and Seiun when this first ran on JP.And then the korean version with foresight of how strong seiun would be meant pasa got BTFO since she had to break past 6 fronts
wait is Hishi Amazon literally just doing the Kamen Rider Amazon pose all the time what the fuck
>>539525693Fuck off Bezos
>>539525618>?si>frog postingKYS
Does Let's pump some iron work on late surgers, or is it end-only?
>>539520082Anyone else wants to join? Rules are the following>7 days of inactive login or fancount increase >Just do your best whenever you are available>No discord>No drama>Dont forget to trade shoes or else>Lets avoid burnout and enjoy the gamePut your ID here or put /uma/ in your profile when applying ingame
>>539525478>>539525569Cafe sisters watch out the Tachyon posters are here
>>539525528>counter blocker umasJust don't retreat until uma Stalin revokes order 227.
>zero clocks>it's over if you lose onceNow this is soulslike roguelike
>>539525676Do you think she starts speaking spanish mid-coitus?
>>539525294More mid-game skills to take over at the corner
>>539525760Yes
>>539525509When you complete a career the uma becomes a veteran ready to run non career races or become a parent. Every time you start a new career it's a new uma. The umas only get one chance at being a young filly ready to make their debut... The game help should have explained this.
>>539524653Since always. However it wont be her voice singing until she gets properly added to the game.
>>539525416>>539525443Wasn't talking about golshi? Everyone says shes garbo this CMPlus I like Oguri
>>539525471I do 3 Seiunn run everyday if that counts
>>539525618>>539525692>G uraraOk what was the play here I dont get itIs he that confident he can win with a handicap?
>>539523215It's pretty solid for front, whether it's good for late/end is a bit lobby comp dependent so that's harder to say.
>>539525702>>539525838So in other words, you can never do career with maxed umas?
>>539525901Jealous Wonder
>>539525329Easier to just make late Oguri, it's no different from other late gamblers (except she can't use Oguri card).
I just love Latinas, Tazuna.
>>539525760>phase>=2 & corner!=0 & order_rate>=65 & order_rate<=70it can proc on late surgers. Easier if the race is front and pace heavy
>>539525696I am retarded and I picked the wrong honse80207526
>>539525478resetera cafe
>>539520082Any /uma/ with no knowledge or didnt play JP Uma how hard was gemini cup?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4OmqhN_68s
CONNECTING
>>539525901>desu desu desu desu desueveryone in this comic is american btw
>>539526067buy an ad
Why is Speed not necessary for a Front blocker attempt? Doesn't Speed still help you maintain first throughout the whole race? I know there's a cap until final stretch, but surely a Front blocker can't hold first position with Power alone and Speed at something like 600?
>>539526067im not clicking your video bro
>>539525904Yeah, they've aged out. They'll never be young again! They've graduated from the twinkle series and gone on to the "dream cup" or whatever it's called.Also they'll have 400 less effective stats across the board after finishing the career, cos they're old. But the game does not tell you this. That's why their performance is worse than at the end of their career.
>>539526067even if you put mejiro mcqueen in your thumbnail i am not giving your video a click
So if I want Suzuka or Maru for Mile CM, should I go with stamina/power parents and 3/4 speed and 3/2 wit or change wit cards for power? I think using skills is really effective and I don't want to run 400 wit uma maybe.
>>539526086
30196960 crab cup
If you go back far enough every uma is related through Eclipse
>>539525901>>539526086A true American like Grass Wonder wouldn't be fidgety shy in front of the person she likes or cry at the sight of her best friend messing with the guy you like
>>539525904Yes, because that would be boring. You already have a huge advantage in career anyway.If you really want to experience beating a bunch of NPCs by a ridiculously large margin then just go replay the first race from the main story section with a strong Uma.
>>539525856Gaslighters saying golshi is bad lol
cute big sister
>>539526246
>>539525478>all of those>somehow missed Crystal Cafe
>>539526118The speed stat is your MAX spd. It doesnt have any effect (along with Mile S) on your Uma's performance before she starts her last spurt.
>>539525429Her tits are pretty based though. But aside from her design, she's just very cute and likeable. A hard, honest worker with an adorable feminine side. Baking with her would be great. The fact that she's not good at improvising and tends to panic when things don't go according to plan is relatable and cute too.
Would this be an okay parent for CM3 ace training? It has good groundwork sparks, but not sure as it is missing some of the green skills afaik, not sure what is ideal set-up for this CM outside of groundwork being good apparently.
you need groundwork and one pink or ura else youre wasting time
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>All these Grass Wonder fap material Why does the most boring girls always elicit a gooner's wanton lust?
>>539526384>Groundwork 2 (6)>shit pinks and only 7 bluesbro...
Isn't getting brocked in CM a lot harder because of only 9 runners? If your Uma isn't a witlet won't she just figure it out?
>>539526238Eclipse ancestry is a crutch, all Dancing Brave needed was that Turk-Herod lineage
>>539526369>baking with her would be greatTrue...
eishin flash is just special week but with black hair and bigger tits
>>539526325>>539526173my lovely yamato nadeshiko
can people post their vodkas/grass? I wanna see what skills they're picking up for cm3
Does pruning skill hints really work? I'm tired of getting medium straightaways from that bitch groove
>>539526476spechan should have bigger tits and act sluttier
>>539526476Spe has main character syndromeFlash is aware she is a chill NPC and is okay with that
>>539526523yes but like I wouldn't do itit just costs so much skill points if you prune expensive skills. It's more to get rid of low cost skill hints for better hint discount efficiency
>>539526523Yes, but consider if you have enough skill points to do it.
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