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BROCKED
Euthanizing Teio
>>5395201491366 Silver
Massaging Teio
Tell me about Kitahana Jones. Why does he wear the cap?
Ran against this guy in a cm practice room, he easily outstatted every other uma but placed 8th/9. Does front actually suck for cancer or is this just unlucky?
>>539520082
Words are nothing. Do it.
i think teio SUCKS
>>539520309>no groundwork
>>539520326yeah my nuts lol
>>539520082This one is more lore accurate Manhattan Cafe
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>>539520082buff nigga
>>539520309> No groundworks> Wrong mid skillsYou don't understand how this race works
>>539520309witlet
WITJAP = FRAUD
>>539520309>No Groundwork>No Victoria>No S Mile>Multiple garbage skills>Low chance to activate THH
IM ROOOOLLLLING FOR CAFEEE
Tummy AND ears? What a SLUT
is coffee good for you?
10 of our club members have Gemini title on them1 of them is gold thoit's Taishin
>>539520493He lost the Gemini?
THEWORLDISSTRONG
>>539520309Just because you took a lot of skills doesn't mean they're good for you.
>>539520651Putting on gold is a humiliation ritual
Gemini is the hardest so I feel pride in getting Plat over Taurus
>>539520057>50 priority>"Roamer"
>>539520830CM3 seems harder desu, like actual slot machine for 1st place
what am i in for?
>>539520950A bad time
>>539520927Yeah I might not bother
>>539520950Dirt TT filler
>>539520950onions chorizo
>>539520950SEKAI SAIKYOU WA
>>539520921you're a roamer until 60 priority
>try multiple late surger, pace chaser, end closer umas for CM3 test run>lose everything>put in a front runner>winso this game meta is just front runner, anything else is cope
>>539520950Being deported by ICE
>>539521027show build
>>539520745I want to humiliate Curren with my dick
What is with these umas and hauling large ass tunas everywhere all the time
>>539521027I got blockushin'd when running 2 groundwork front runners and was overan by a Grass wonder Vodka combo
>>539521027Yep
Does wit"god" have a taurus and gemini plat title? I don't want to get advice from a titlelet.
>>539520950The Hella Strongest
>>539521126She’ll feel humiliated for you after she sees your little acorn dick
What's the point of Fine Motion in this deck?
>>539521126Hope you're prepared for a hospital visit
80563835, bring (three) 3 umas!!!!
>>539521130It's part of Japanese culture. Ever been to a tuna auction? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a79Rez0sX-4
>>539521218>>539521180It wasn't supposed to be like this...
ok why does she so many nice poses
Uh oh
>>539521130Don't worry about it.
>>539521209To get 600 wit
>>539521280She’s watched a lot of WWE
>>539521280Posing comes with the territory for wrestlers.
>>539521209gaslight
another one for the shrug folder
>Roll Seiun>First run>complete disaster, doesnt even finish>second run>way better + hot springscool
>>539520927it's not really that it's harder, it's more that the ceiling for a highroll is lower, and winning is more based on RNG skill procs and positioning, so you can't just run 50 ace careers until you hit a 14000 that will destroy everyone.
>>539521280https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1f5dTDF-Rbo
>>539521280Aura farming
>>539521280Shes based
>>539521027It'll be a funnier clusterfuck. Gemini was "Battle of who gets their gold staminas to proc and if Golshi decides to spurt", but Cancer is going to be "Who will get the right accel/speed procs at the right time as fronts activate Condor/Seiun ults along with people in the back doing Maru/Ryan/whoever else's ults." I plan to watch every race in Cancer for this.
>>539521417Buy an add nigger
>>539521281Why is no one stopping her? Do they hate Seiun for being a lazy fatass?
how long until lucklets can get seiun?
I am feeling extra motivated because of witGOD now, I am so happy to have such a wise master teaching me
Is there a training gains calculator?
>>539521180>Curren SPHHOT
I like Ogurin/Creek art
>>539520309frontrunner races are won by how much you can open from the pack in the beginning of the race, stuff like A&S and red shift are jsut to guarantee the victory, but this guy didn't built any to begin with
>>5395215592 cute gluttons
>>539520309Got killed by this.
>>539521619Built for pleasing big black stallions
>>539521559Never forget that Creek starved Ogurin
Is Kingu viable in this CM? Just build her like your standard late surger and pray for the best?
>10k carats off from sparking Fuji KisekiI'm not gonna make it, bros. Do I have a chance to get the boyfag in the anni free selector?
>>539521559I hate this yurinigger artist so much, I'm glad he got serialized so he can't draw uma fanart anymore
>>539520309luck game
Why didn’t anyone tell me Kingu has an incredible body?
>>539521712Me in two weeks with my Curren
el....
>>539521739pray the gibs are insane
>>539521748The Yuri will continue until morale improves>>539521702Proof?
>>539521748?Why are you so angry?
>>539521695Indonesian?
Trying to play on JP, I've gotten DMM and the game but whenever I open it I get a connection error and it won't start the download. Using OpenVPN and I've tried all the umavpn files, and about 30 different servers from VPNGate, nothing seems to work. I've also tried disconnecting the vpn once the game is open and that didn't help either. Any ideas?
How long does it actually take to accelerate to max speed?>1200 speed 1 power>1200 speed 100 power>1200 speed 200 poweretc
>>539521794El....
>>539521839their server is dead, cygames in general is dead rn, no vpn will help you
How many Groundwork stars is enough for a Legacy Uma for at least like a 20% chance of getting the skill
>>539521839>>539521859back online
>>539521764she also has her first-rate face which's fabricated for kisses and irrumatio
Caren thighs
>>539521979ugh i hate influencers
sex with all of spe's daughters but not spe
Trippy...
Second 4 star Uma :)
>>539521997What does Curren influence you to do?
>>539521703My heart says yes even if her ult requires her not to be rushed. I'm not the original bwo who has this Kingu, but I saved it because I found it fascinating to try something similar if I have time.
how is it looking so far umadachi? Back to the mine?
Why does she need the Naginata?
>>539522041be a racist
>>539521640Urban-flavored after-school special ass
>>539522074It's her hobby
Haha what a wonderful run I'm having with BakushinI sure hope she won't suddenly choke an optional race and get 10th despite having ungodly stats and winning literally all previous races by multiple lengthsAnd I ESPECIALLY hope green lady won't say Bakushin lost because she lacked power
Asking again, what cards should I use to build Smart Falcon?
>>539522074DIE NIGGA HIYAAAAA!
>>539522167My favorite is when jacked up Bakushins lose randomly to Nishino Flower. Fucking semi-scripted races.
>>539522167
>>539522074it's a metaphorical naginata. It represents her Japanese spirit.
>>539522074YAMATO DAMASHIIIII
https://x.com/uma_musu/status/1968551286678372528JP maint is over
It's time for everyone's favorite game. Guess the sparks!Two gold inspirations, 14/16 G1s.
>>539520309Built my falco with one career run and I'm already settling with it. She also almost has 70% winrate in public lobbies.
>>539522252Sei-chanbros...
>>539522357
>>539522270
>>539521794Must be a Honda main
Bros... I've fallen in love with Mejiro Palmer after watching season 2
>>5395223571*wit 2* pace lots of whites but 1*
Yeah that's it, I'm a condor fan now
>>539522397do umas really wait for the perfect chance to rape their trainerdo they wait until they're too invested in the career to quit their contract
>>539522357I'll be somewhat generous. 2* power with 3* turf, 4 G1 sparks, and 3 ability sparks on Wet Conditions, Triple 7s and Early Lead
can umas just kidnap you like this? is this even legal?
>>539522074She's the American Psycho
>>539522074She knew using a katana would be too mainstream weeb and decided that the Naginata was the better way to represent honorabaru Nippon
>>539522484Wait till you see how much of a fucking loser she is without the mask
Is there a way to view an uma's 3* animation? I accidentally skipped Scarlet's when I upgraded her
>>5395225703* animation is just their unique skill animation.
>>539522524Ningen are so weak...
>>539522357Gentlemen, BEHOLD!
>>539522509They claim you once you accept to be their trainer
Man I love mares
>>539522427
>>539522558The scene in the infirmary was really cute. Will there be more in the next chapters?
Is it worth it to increase El's Front Runner to A for CM3?
Newma announced was Believe, unsurprisingly lining up with Sprinter's Stakes soon
>>539522570Archive, trainer notes, (your trainee), video, star unlock
>>539522613Eminem claims another one
>>539522524It is as if I was abducted by aliens, I didn't understand a thing she said.
>>539522674I want to Believe
>>539522524>this is giving gated encounternow that's just actual, grammatically incorrect nonsense
>>539522687Oji...
>>539522524oh boy, I sure hope these strong onee-san umas dont go taking weak boy trainers to a drinking party and then have onee shota sex with them. haha, how bad would that be am i righttrjpx
>>539520632Coffee scented asshole
>>539522524>is this even legalTracen is mainly for umas to secure husbands
>>539522524Yes. Trainers will never press charges so it's the freest crime in history
>>539522074YWNBAJ
whats stopping cygames from releasing still in love in english umamusume right now
>uma rape statisticsEveryone knows about them but they never talk about it.
>>539522789>gated*fated
>>539522810DO NOT BULLY DIGITAL
>>539522810Which distro does she use?
>>539522524Even the umas are amused with how much stronger they are than ningens haha...
>>539522881I am taking three months of JLPT injections. Soon my chest and height will become more japanese
>>539522806I love how the canonical fact that trainers have to go through years of study makes it so that shota/loli trainers are impossible
>>539522916They'll never release the list...
I haven't gotten a trainee/support event in 6 turns wthhh.
>seriru still haven't changed his title to gemini platIt's over. Witgod? more like WitFRAUD
>>539522674These new uma designs are kinda ass.
>>539522991The world was strong
>>539522976Farewell...Ass Wonder...
>>539523005Daring Tact is top tier
>>539522984but what if the shota/loli is gifted like in Conan the detective or whatever something that lets them skip grades
>>539523071Conan is literally an adult in a child’s body
>>539523071Japan doesn't allow grade-skipping
>>539522975Aiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Fuji post-race paizuris
>>539523071the Tokino Minoru scandal forced the japanese government to ban underage trainers
>>539523127Kingu please use my face as a saddle
>>539522848>be trainer of a star umamusume >press charges against them>ruin her career>her career was your career too so you just fucked your own livelihood >no one else will take you as their trainerumas can do whatever they want with their trainer with impunity
Is Prof of Curvature good on this CM3? Do late surgers buy it or does it ruin the gambling
>get spooked by anime Teio while whaling for Seiun Sky>and Bourbon (had to fucking spark her)>and Curren (had to fucking spark her)>and Falco (daily pull luckshit)>and Speek (AGEMASEN)>and Taishin (...daily pull, didn't want her)>and Brian (didn't have, didn't want)Lemme guess, I'm going to get Hishiama before I spark Summer Maru or Gold City? At least I finally have a Teio. Gonna fucking eat cup noodles for a month.
>>539522789>>539522921Don't quote me on this, but it seems "it's giving X" is from the drag race/gay community and eventually got adopted into the wider vernacular. Essentially it just means "it feels like" and it's for describing the vibes of something e.g. "it's giving broke" for someone penny pinching.
>>539523221I've never heard this before
Bros Amazon literally destroyed a boulder with her aura...
>>539523254>If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.Sun Tzu, The Art of War
>>539521748Be careful to not hate things too much
>>539523336I'm convinced. Time to jerk off to shit I don't like until I can understand it
>>539522975
Bakushin looks like she smells really nice
>>539522447FUCKING BITCH KEEPS SHOWING UP AND STEALING 15 ENERGY WHEN I NEED IT MOST. I DON'T EVEN HAVE HER DAMN CARD
>>539521820>Proof?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeM9Wrl9L5c
I don't think never resting actually works.
>>539522652Make sure you get that fan count high. And get that hot springs ticket.
>quoting The Art of Reddit unironically
>>539523221but why not just say 'it's giving broke VIBES' why are faggots illiterate retards?
>>539523286it's giving boomer
>>539523336lolol this might be one of the stupidest fucking copes ive ever read. Nigga, I don't like seeing dicks. Know what i do? I don't watch gay porn you faggot
>>539522975Beware of greedy mares who will exploit this
>>539522043Based temperamental moody honse enjoyer. My Bourbon will win CM3, whether she procs her ult or not.
>>539522524>Can umas just kidnap you like this?If they give my trainee hot topic or charming then they can do whatever the fuck they want to me.
i rolled seiun sky in 19 single pulls
>>539522427>sun operamy sides
how tf are you people getting enough points to stack 12+ skills on your umas
>>539522789>>539523221I hear>This is giving [thing] vibesall the time. I'm 100% sure she's supposed to say vibes or something else at the end of that sentence for it to make sense.
>>539523286Boomer, his brain is wide.
>>539523519why do random umas that aren't even your trainee always wanting to hang out with you or seeking your advice? shouldn't they have their own trainers?
>>539521920Still not working
>>539521748Well thank fuck for that I guess
>>539523479>He who does not see the cock is doomed to sit on the cock.Dum Ching, The Art of Cope
>>539522789>>539523546why the fuck are they skipping the ME part>this is giving ME [thing] vibes
>>539523397She uses cherry blossom conditioner and has no BO.
>>539522484I can hear her squeaky voiceit's cute
>>539523286how old are you....
My cute spic wife (:
>>539523663I become a wizard in december
>>539523546They don't need to. If you watch any zoomer content they will just say "It's giving X".
29875880CM3 test thanks
>>539522484Lowtiergod
>>539523519Careful for what you wish for bwo
>>539523435>>539523546Don't ask me, that's how they've been using it apparently. It's giving stupid, honestly. I agree it probably stemmed from>This is giving X vibesbut anyone who's watching probably understands what they mean by>It's giving X
>>539523718lmao
>>539523543Just run races bro. No, really.
This garbage currency good for anything else at this point?
Help me, umadacchis.If I've got a Seeiun sky and I want to make parents for her (or a parent of my own) why is looping parents ineffective?Also why does everyone online say that anime Teio is good for PVP compared to the original? Is it just the unique for passing on?
Is Seiun Sky SSR any good?
>>539523502S-surely they wouldn’t, right…?
>>539523721gimme the uma x shota, japan!
>>539523502holy manly hands
Finished up a Bakushin run, I think this spark set is going to get some borrows.
>>539523883if you have the same grandparent as your trainee they get 0 affinity from that grandparent, but that's the only problem with parent looping other than it being boring
https://youtu.be/Zvoyc-UsgyE?si=xlksOOe04RaI7wAV
>>539521748Why do Brazilians hate yuri so much? I've seen it so much online and it just doesn't make sense. Please take a moment to breathe and enjoy the cute horses, thank you.
I roll 1 ticket on each banner no matter what just so I can shitpost about getting the banner uma on my 1st pull
>>539523546>>539523648>>539523763Just want to point out that the translation quality isn't the best. Like what even is the "bested URA finals". And the subtitles say "first victory" when the japanese commentary says "one/single victory". And so on.
>>539522674not sexy enough. is the playerbase gay or something?
Please cygames...
Witgods... Thank you for your sacrifice...
>>539523648>>539523702>>539523763Oh I see what they were going for now now that I'm thinking it in a faggot accent. Does Helios even use that kind of slang in the JP
>>539522674Tamamo did the color scheme better
>>539524101Cygames is literally holding all the sexy umas hostage for some reason
>>539524101irl believe was mistaken for a colt when she was nominated for best older mare
>>539524081"Bested (thing)" is perfectly fine. He bested the competition, she bested her rival, etc.
>>539523898Haha...
How am I getting Right-Handed from random race events more than Left-Handed from the Suzuka card I'm running, get yourself together, girl.
>>539523424wow, the valentine's day event is really cute
I am beginning to very quickly and unirionically realize that no matter how much I train her in power, when she's blocked, she's blocked
Cancer: 6514 4036I love the little image it generates if you "Share to Social Media"
>>539523502>study for years to become a trainer at Tracen Academy>become the trainer of the uma you fall in love with>another uma randomly comes along and claims you>you struggle with all your might, but she thinks it's cute and overpowers you effortlesslyNever walk around the academy without your trainee, trainers.
?What the fuck is umamusume spark?
>>539523969People would unironically get it if you have 6* blues grandparents on it
So anon, how many 2 star Uma do you have?
>>539523604My door is open for Dantsu 24/7, 365 days a year
>>539524323there is a shadow war in the background over the trainer of successful star umamusume
>>539524132Can somebody please explain the rationale behind Time Trials guts/witsloppa???I look at their fucking career and wonder how the absolute fuck they beat long races with a final statline of like 1200/300/600/800/1200...and then they put that shit up as their Long ace.Is it just to raise their ranking, so that they too may pray they face another witslopper with even worse stats? I genuinely don't get it...
>max power easily>speed struggles to hit +1100>lol stamina>wits and guts nowhere to be foundholy shit building for cancer is actual cancer. Gemini was so easy compared to this.
>>539524278Let me guess, late surgers?
>>539524326Unique skill. The green spark. Mostly useless but will filter out any 1/2* honse.
>>539524323gorushi's bond story is her kidnapping you to become her trainee. is hers the only one like this? most others i've seen it's you scouting them out.
>>539524452There's probably no more thought put into it than>witmax>grab as many skills as possible>put highest number uma on team
>>539524323The girls in your support deck are part of a pact to protect you from the advances of other umamusume.l, but sometimes one slips through their constant surveillance.
Since when could you umapyoi with cafe?
>>539524452If you have the deck for it it's viable, especially for mile, sprint and dirt racers. I got to A rank witslopping thought I couldn't reliably stay in class 6 because I lost against normal umas
>>539524452Wit gives you higher rating, allowing you to face higher rated opponents that give more score. Wit allows you to activate more skills and by sheer activation of skills, you retain position. You know how sometimes your squad loses but still gets like 90,000-100k points? Witmaxxers do that. They do a career, get a shit ton of SP for skills, throw all the golden skills they can, throw down Concentration. Don't have to win, just have to get 500k points and retain class 6 forever.
>>539524049I do a 10 pull on each banner and then debate with myself if I should risk another one because surely I'd get it on the next after seeing so many people post about getting it on their first or from tickets. 70 pulls on falcon, 50 on brian, 35 on seiun with no delivery. yea, I should have saved up to pity it but I am a gambling addict
>seriru gaslights the playerbase into bringing pace chasershow do we profit on this umatachi
I feel like I don't understand the most advanced mechanics of this game and just build whatever is recommended to me
>>539524776Welcome to 95% of the fanbase and people who followed youtube content creators.
>>539523543Bro, your race bonus???
>Tamamo Cross Banner>February 2026
>>539524814
>>539524845thats my onahole
>>539524748he doesn't have that much sway in the community does he
>>539524323Being claimed by one of those 1 star NPC umas and forced to be her trainer going forward must be tough.
>>539524739Either do a single lucky 10 pull or roll until you get your Uma, everything in between is a scam. I guess cutting your loses if you get an Uma you want but not the banner Uma is also fine.
>>539524739Your time will come too anonI too wasted over 100 rolls on Seiun and Mayano banners combined without the intent to spark
>>539524845CUTE CUTE CUTE
>>539524585What good does that do if they can never win? It brought me GREAT pain, but I had to bench Metal Gear Bourbon (picrel) from my Long team because even though she absolutely raked the points in for activating SEVEN gold skills...she only managed to win 3600m against...witsloppers that dragged the rest of my team back with them as they died.>>539524736>You know how sometimes your squad loses but still gets like 90,000-100k points?Yeah, my dirt milers never fucking win, unless late Ogurin doesn't get brocked. But they consistently get 100k even on a loss. 125k if lardass breaks out and gets first. My current Long squad still regularly gets 100k+ even when all three job because they all have 3-4 golds. If only I could say the same about my sprinters.This retard activated all 7 of hers most of the time without witmaxxing...Thanks for the explanation anons.
>>539524845thats my wife
>>539524060Cute
>>539524895you ever get like a sudden 5 race TT win over a supposedly higher ranked opponent with a complete blowout? That's seriru gaslight working
I need sashes for Grass Wonder's Potential 5...
>>539524748It's not gaslighting when races were primarily won by Pasa and Seiun when this first ran on JP. Simply bring a Pace Chaser and Front Runner in tandem. It's already coin flipping for whoever procs Seiun unique.
Furasshu when?
>>539524748Other ecelebs gaslighted their community for blockushin, pacers will triumph
>>539525027small child
>>539524298>6514 4036Room for one more. Anyone?
>>539524739It happens, I did the same thing with Curren and Brian. Curren came home, but I wasted 130 on Brian
>>539525083Nevermind, I'm retarded and overlooked the banner uma.moe.
>>539525078>people didn't know what they were doing early in the game's OG release compared to nowYeah no shit. Enjoy running into blockushins.
>>539525143
>>539525024Team trials is a score farming game mode, the objective is not to win but to farm score. The easiest way to do it is to go wit and grab as many skills as you can. You can do the hard way like >>539524132 and build it like CM. Anon most likely loses regularly because he is not at top 100 whale, but if he rolls the dice on a comfy witmaxxer retaining class 6 effortless then he can post that epic screencap.
>>539525027So umas have to be really posessive to keep other umas away from their trainer.
>>539525093your second statement contradicts the first anon pacers only triumph when there's no blockushin (or other front runner)
Any more open club slots? Please add me onegai, the clubs on the list are all full285552689370
Are you guys having fun?
>>539525218Fuck
So how do Front Runner teams deal with Blockushin?
Guys I have a seirous quesitonis end closer oguri ACTUALLY a thing this CM or are people memeing hardI'm asking because end closer stuff is BY FAR my best support/parent stuff, so...
>>539520082>>539520418>>539520439>reddit cafe
>>539525294Just go around her lmao.
>>539525329I saw a few golshis in my lobbies winning
>>539524172"he bested X", yes. I didn't include the whole line, it was something like "X won the bested URA qualifiers" or something. Check the end of the qualifiers...
>>539525083Name a reason you like this horse besides >Her tits>Le german
>>539525329just build golshi anon stop trying to be cute
>>539525271Can you do fan quotas?
>4chan cafe>reddit cafe>twitter cafe>xitter cafe>discord cafe>tumblr cafe>ifunny cafe>9gag cafe>somethingawful cafe>IRC cafewhat else is there?
chiyo chiyo chiyo chiyono o
Hello, idiot here. Why am i keep losing my horsey's stats? I did career races, trained, and when i can't beat the hard races, the the career is over. Then when i come back with the same exact horse, all the stats are gone. What am i supposed to do to keep the stats?
>>539524653When she shows up in your ura FINALS and hits top 3
I'm excited for the gibs rework this 22nd. Hope it's substantial
How are you supposed to counter blocker umas
>>539525478Ebaumsworld cafe
Why are Cafe posters so needy?
>>539525478the femcel imageboard crystal cafe
>>539525478crystal cafe
>>539525478Femcel cafe
>>539525478Geocities Tachyon
https://www.youtube.com/live/Y3ps2V-r9Iw?si=e4X_Y7qVk5uzVHpD&t=4680KEKAROOOO ANOTHER STREAMER "UMA EXPERT" SHITTER EXPOSEDTHESE ARE THE PEOPLE RECOMMENDING YOU FRONT HARU URARA AND SOON BLOCKUSHIN
It's sex, isn't it? Please be sex. I want to have sex with you El Condor Pasa. El Sexo Pasa. Sex Condor Pasa. El Condor Sexa. Sex with El Condor Pasa. Sex while tongue kissing and hand holding with intertwined fingers with El Condor Pasa. Sex that continues after creampies. Sex that includes multiple creampies. Sex that includes multiple sex positions. Sex with El Condor Pasa. Multiple sex with El Condor Pasa.
>>539525478Gaia cafe
>>539525618Front urara gets disabled by any front being in the lobbyBlockushin has no such counter
Hiiiiishi AAAMAZON status?
>>539525509It's a roguelike. You start all over. Your horses that lost/completed career will be considered as a veteran horse and you can see them in the Trainee menu. You can use them to race with other players in different modes or use them for sparks for your next career run
>>539525078>It's not gaslighting when races were primarily won by Pasa and Seiun when this first ran on JP.And then the korean version with foresight of how strong seiun would be meant pasa got BTFO since she had to break past 6 fronts
wait is Hishi Amazon literally just doing the Kamen Rider Amazon pose all the time what the fuck
>>539525693Fuck off Bezos
>>539525618>?si>frog postingKYS
Does Let's pump some iron work on late surgers, or is it end-only?
>>539520082Anyone else wants to join? Rules are the following>7 days of inactive login or fancount increase >Just do your best whenever you are available>No discord>No drama>Dont forget to trade shoes or else>Lets avoid burnout and enjoy the gamePut your ID here or put /uma/ in your profile when applying ingame
>>539525478>>539525569Cafe sisters watch out the Tachyon posters are here
>>539525528>counter blocker umasJust don't retreat until uma Stalin revokes order 227.
>zero clocks>it's over if you lose onceNow this is soulslike roguelike
>>539525676Do you think she starts speaking spanish mid-coitus?
>>539525294More mid-game skills to take over at the corner
>>539525760Yes
>>539525509When you complete a career the uma becomes a veteran ready to run non career races or become a parent. Every time you start a new career it's a new uma. The umas only get one chance at being a young filly ready to make their debut... The game help should have explained this.
>>539524653Since always. However it wont be her voice singing until she gets properly added to the game.
>>539525416>>539525443Wasn't talking about golshi? Everyone says shes garbo this CMPlus I like Oguri
>>539525471I do 3 Seiunn run everyday if that counts
>>539525618>>539525692>G uraraOk what was the play here I dont get itIs he that confident he can win with a handicap?
>>539523215It's pretty solid for front, whether it's good for late/end is a bit lobby comp dependent so that's harder to say.
>>539525702>>539525838So in other words, you can never do career with maxed umas?
>>539525901Jealous Wonder
>>539525329Easier to just make late Oguri, it's no different from other late gamblers (except she can't use Oguri card).
I just love Latinas, Tazuna.
>>539525760>phase>=2 & corner!=0 & order_rate>=65 & order_rate<=70it can proc on late surgers. Easier if the race is front and pace heavy
>>539525696I am retarded and I picked the wrong honse80207526
>>539525478resetera cafe
>>539520082Any /uma/ with no knowledge or didnt play JP Uma how hard was gemini cup?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4OmqhN_68s
CONNECTING
>>539525901>desu desu desu desu desueveryone in this comic is american btw
>>539526067buy an ad
Why is Speed not necessary for a Front blocker attempt? Doesn't Speed still help you maintain first throughout the whole race? I know there's a cap until final stretch, but surely a Front blocker can't hold first position with Power alone and Speed at something like 600?
>>539526067im not clicking your video bro
>>539525904Yeah, they've aged out. They'll never be young again! They've graduated from the twinkle series and gone on to the "dream cup" or whatever it's called.Also they'll have 400 less effective stats across the board after finishing the career, cos they're old. But the game does not tell you this. That's why their performance is worse than at the end of their career.
>>539526067even if you put mejiro mcqueen in your thumbnail i am not giving your video a click
So if I want Suzuka or Maru for Mile CM, should I go with stamina/power parents and 3/4 speed and 3/2 wit or change wit cards for power? I think using skills is really effective and I don't want to run 400 wit uma maybe.
>>539526086
30196960 crab cup
If you go back far enough every uma is related through Eclipse
>>539525901>>539526086A true American like Grass Wonder wouldn't be fidgety shy in front of the person she likes or cry at the sight of her best friend messing with the guy you like
>>539525904Yes, because that would be boring. You already have a huge advantage in career anyway.If you really want to experience beating a bunch of NPCs by a ridiculously large margin then just go replay the first race from the main story section with a strong Uma.
>>539525856Gaslighters saying golshi is bad lol
cute big sister
>>539526246
>>539525478>all of those>somehow missed Crystal Cafe
>>539526118The speed stat is your MAX spd. It doesnt have any effect (along with Mile S) on your Uma's performance before she starts her last spurt.
>>539525429Her tits are pretty based though. But aside from her design, she's just very cute and likeable. A hard, honest worker with an adorable feminine side. Baking with her would be great. The fact that she's not good at improvising and tends to panic when things don't go according to plan is relatable and cute too.
Would this be an okay parent for CM3 ace training? It has good groundwork sparks, but not sure as it is missing some of the green skills afaik, not sure what is ideal set-up for this CM outside of groundwork being good apparently.
you need groundwork and one pink or ura else youre wasting time
>>539525478lolcow cafekiwi cafewizard cafefujoshi cafeinstagram cafeamino cafecrystal cafe cafegurochan cafe8ch cafe2ch cafefacebook cafedeviantart cafenewgrounds cafebluesky cafe
>All these Grass Wonder fap material Why does the most boring girls always elicit a gooner's wanton lust?
>>539526384>Groundwork 2 (6)>shit pinks and only 7 bluesbro...
Isn't getting brocked in CM a lot harder because of only 9 runners? If your Uma isn't a witlet won't she just figure it out?
>>539526238Eclipse ancestry is a crutch, all Dancing Brave needed was that Turk-Herod lineage
>>539526369>baking with her would be greatTrue...
eishin flash is just special week but with black hair and bigger tits
>>539526325>>539526173my lovely yamato nadeshiko
can people post their vodkas/grass? I wanna see what skills they're picking up for cm3
Does pruning skill hints really work? I'm tired of getting medium straightaways from that bitch groove
>>539526476spechan should have bigger tits and act sluttier
>>539526476Spe has main character syndromeFlash is aware she is a chill NPC and is okay with that
>>539526523yes but like I wouldn't do itit just costs so much skill points if you prune expensive skills. It's more to get rid of low cost skill hints for better hint discount efficiency
>>539526523Yes, but consider if you have enough skill points to do it.
my wife and our daughter
>>539526360I though distance S actually increases your base speed
King Halo raped me...
>>539526516These are mine but I don't overprepare so they could be better
>>539526641urara is halo's daughter? i thought it was that tall girl in cg
>>539526679How does it feel to be first-rate rapebait anon?
>>539526641That's a cute Urara-wife. Funny how your daughter grew up to be taller than her.
>>539526689>missing good maru/ryan parents for the mandatory accel skillsaaaiiiieee I'm not gonna make it
post >yfw>0 rainbows on the beach
>>539526523No it doesn't, I can buy Homestretch Haste and still randomly earn hints for it from races despite it already being bought. Do not waste your skill points.
>>539526679Congratulations
>no specialty priority>no skill point bonus>horrible friendship training/mood effect>3 of the shittiest skill known to mankind>unique is a Gold stamina skill only usable in MileI get mad whenever I see this fucking card. Why the fuck would anyone use this?
>>539526516This is mine. But honestly pumping iron almost never triggers, and I should have just taken the guts card to have "On your left". Was a cool uma until everyone figured out the front runner thing.
>>539526328>>539525586>>539525581what the fuck is a crystal?
Nyooo my stam...
>>539526746it's not that bad, if everyone gathers on guts or wit or any stat you're low on then it's a good way to round out your stats
>>539526745both of mine were 7* blue you don't need super good parents
>>539526679おめでとうううう
>>539526689Deck?
This CM grinding keeps me up till 3 am every night now, surely there is a way to fix this but I don't care
>>539526785Lucklet/poorfag cope. R cards are significantly worse.
>>539526676If it did it would be Urara at Arima Kinen tier difference.
>>539526751Pruning is for hints from supports, does nothing for races or sparks.
>>539526808so you are saying this one jobs to the whale front runners? I wonder if it could hold up against shitter fronts
>>539526808I thought you were not supposed to stack mid race speed skills to avoid moving your late/end uma up too early and miss out on activation window.
>>539526857>grinding
>>539526902It's better than being blocked.
Retard here, can someone explain to me how maru's ult is usable for late and possibly pace chasers? As far as I know the track layout means it triggers at the wrong time, how does it work for behind positions then?
>>539526813crystal cafe is 4chan for radical feminist womencels
>>539526890Yep. Very rarely it comes close or manages a win, but it's not often. If the front is a shitter then sure, it can win.I was going to end up running late surgers because front runners are a bitch to train, but I had to go back to grinding them.
o7
>>539526854vodka was this, oguri borrow for grass
>>539526679Go ahead and tell the authorities. They won't do shit.
>>539526973Thanks. I'll substitute Biko for King
>>539526924Yes I'm beating my meat too
>>539526972we actually dipped below day 1 peak on steam. management has some explaining to do
>>539526902It all really depends on how many front runners the race has. I'll hopefully be providing 2 myself. But it's a gamble, hence gambler umas.
>>539527049spurting on Urara's butt
hishi pitslut
>>539526167HELLO PLEASE RESPOND
>>539527081nice one bwo
>>539526972Hishi Amazon? More like Hishi Moveon, she's such a failure
Is this the future we are heading to?
>>539527228mr cock and balls
>>539527228It's just like those Pachinko parlor prompts and lights, no wonder the Japanese are obsessed with it
>>539525804>KentuckyShe speaks with a southern accent during orgasm
>>539527228you wont be playing by that point anon
if only she had more stamina...
>>539527228fat fuck
>>539526676No distance S directly boosts your SPD stat. Which, as I said earlier, means it only boosts your max speed.
>>539527228Pretty much. Every new scenario will make all your umas obsolete. But EoS is soon anyway, so don't worry about it.
>>539527384you're supposed to press stam a few times bwo
>>539527426Cafe refused to show up in senior year
>>539527384That may actually be enough stamina. Do the math and pick a recovery or two if not.
>>539527404>But EoS is soon anyway,End of Seiun? Finally
>>539527390I believe it boosts your target speed by 5%, so it should affect the entire race, and translates to 10% speed stat in the final spurt because speed gets diminishing returns at higher numbers like other statsIf you've ever seen a front urara she just immediately goes to the back and gets overtaken even before the final spurt
>>539527512End of Spe-chan
>oguri fat lost favorite gray to goldshi"idol horse" bros.....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cI4RG9bcCR8
>>539527228What the fuck is all of this?Do they let you bring more than 6 support cards in the future? And why is Rudolf there twice?
>>539527228>2000 stats across the board>110000 skill pointsSo this is end game Uma Musume
>>539527580it's obviously edited, but I'd expect maybe at least 30-50% of such craziness
why did nobody tell me about the cuties farming meta
Is it fine to just only play during career events? I don't really care about grinding this game super hard.
>>539527512End of sex with umas.
>>539527623I got 8 once and then the game keeps scamming me out of those 5x grabs despite me moving the camera around to spot bonus cuties and keeping my eyes out for spark plushies
>>539525804she doesnt really speak spanish, its a feint to make her look smarter. she learned spanish from looking at he taco bell menu.
>>539527623WDYM? >We love cutie farming here.
>>539527228>12 supports>2 adolf running at the same timeWait why is there so many charactersDo we increase cardslots from 6 to 12I dont even have good 10 good cards
>>539527481I had to throw up in my mouth a little bit and pick up corner recovery. Next attempt I may just switch out Cafe for my 0lb creek for maestro.
>>539527661sure, the game doesn't hold a gun to your head and force you to play. Join a dead B club or something
>>539527228TWODOLF?
>>539527661Its perfectly fine, as long as you don't mind getting kicked out of your club.
any game recommendations for something similar to uma?
>>539527830uma JP
>>539527228>81 days until race what
>>539527830Princess Maker 2
Makweeeen...
>doing some rooms>this golshi got 8th fucking place>none of our umas were even A+you guys werent kidding she is outright dogshit this CM
I am noticing times all over the place for test rooms. Gemini was pretty consistent, 1:13.1-5 means you fucked.I thought 1:30.0 was good for Cancer. My Bourbon will get that if she procs A&S. If she doesn't, she jobs 7th, some Seiun Sky gets 1:32.x, with my Vodka 5L behind in 2nd. It doesn't make any fucking sense.
>>539527932I need sleep. Nobody was running Gemini in 1:13.x unless they were in a Bugatti, obviously I meant 3:13.x
>>539527931>294 wit
>>539527931>no spurt >witletyeah no shit kid
>>539527931Post the replay. I want to see how that lost.
After two months of playing Nice Nature gave me my first ever A-rank run!
>>539527609Now that I think about it you're obviously right. I feel kinda dumb for believing it now, but at least I'm not the only one.
>>539528028A bit of a late bloomer but congrats anon
>>539528005He's a strapping young man, not a kid
Stop the shitpostingWit is an useless statRng is rng
>>539528023I'm already in another room, can I go back somhow to play it?
>>539527992
>>539527992NO KING HALO COME BACK NO DON'T LEAVE ME YET NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>539527992>I need sleepJust another career, this one surely is the one where you get all skills stats and mile SKeep going
>he rested
>>539528083If you saved it.
>>539528083only if you saved it
>>539528080witGODS will win cancer cup, this is the wit cup
>mcqueen>hopeful stakeI saw a lot about meme about this and didnt think too much until I got my own mcqueen. Why the fuck would she need 3k followers while goldship career one didnt. This is fucking humiliation ritual
>>539527623It's in the big doc. Should have read it.
>>539528216you don't need to win hopeless stakesthere are 2 or 3 G3 races that you can play and get the fans
>>539528128Nyo. Fuck running 18* Groundworks and then finally getting it off a 3* grandparent. I'm done. I'm going to do like that one anon did for Gemini and just build a team of three debuffers. If I can't win, nobody can.and then club baby seals in Group B
>>539528151>>539528161welp, didn'tall I can say the room had some pretty average frontrunners and an okay-ish vodka/oguri and all of them smoked her. NONE of which were stat capped
>>539528028I'll run an ace nature next long CM
>>539528028>Neecha was your firstCongrats, could've chosen worse for sure.
all these quitters before the most important event next week. free mlb goldship
My CM3 strategy? Luckmaxxing into all of my skills proccing at the most opportune moment and all of my opponent's jobbing with their triggers
I'm doing rooms and I STILL don't understand why I'm using multiple frontrunnerswhy reduce the chance of my frontrunner losing the lead even further? I just don't get it even though anons try to explain it to me
Eat vegetal
>>539525429I've been learning German for about 2 years now, so I feel like I have grounds to like an Uma due to >Le German
>>539528361hehe no im not explaining SHIT. see you in grand finals
>>539528325>more goldshipI can't believe cygames has taken me from liking this goofy character to utterly despising her
>>539528346honestly if you're a late surger fan that's a genuine real strategy>>539528325>>539528410>ZERO (0) priority Bro she's worse than a few of the SR speed cardsBrian is the first "good" f2p speed card
>>539528325Really? Proofs? OuH, HAPOY BIRTHDAYShe's such an awful fucking stamina card. Corner Connoisseur is ass. She has so many God damn hints you never get the one you actually need. She shows up and steals 30 energy.
>>539528346Fuku doesnt believe in condoms. The gods and luck will decide pregnancy.
Laisu
If the problem is that the fronters are building up too big of a lead then just get more wit.
>>539526785I use it because im a lucklet and my other speed cards are worse
I like King Halo a lot
>>539528273>three debuffers>meaning that whoever was going to win wins anywayThat anon who first said that was stupid, and you are also stupidyou didn't change the results of the race
>>539526785>>unique is a Gold stamina skill only usable in MileOnly usable on fkn Late/End mile lmao. She's awful but my Dirt ace Ogurin has her stupid stamina skill and has SPD/pwr capped out.
>>539528504who is King Halo a lot
>>539528379bejiita bros...
>>539528559Imagine yanking her pants down and raping her on that yoga mat
>>539527228WARNING: LOW SEMEN
I just realized all those support card events where you cut away to some completely different uma then cut back to your uma are literally family guy gags.
>>539528080Yeah and low wit increases the RNG. Thats why Gemini was the RNG CM. The next CM is gonna be dominated by high wit whales.That's why the main strategies to combat them this time either involve preventing umas form getting the conditions to activate their accel skills or by gambling on accel skills with inconsistent activation conditions. Unlike the last 2 CMs you wont be able to gamble whales failing their wit checks for skills.
does unyielding spirit and leader's pride actually do anything? feels like if you lose the lead in the beginning you cant get it back
I don't know how you guys are hitting 600 stam with no stam cards but I don't have that luxury with my paltry power cards
>>539528585A lot of King Halo
>>539528452>>539528559Ears too big
>playable umas are at their "peak">haru urara is honest-to-god retarded Is it over for her?
>>539527384how the hell did you get 1200 power without even breaking 500 stam?
>>539527609>>539528031It's not THAT far fetched
>>539526813you may wanna give this site a visit:hownew.ru
>>539527384manhattan cafe???
>>539528760as of 9 days ago, yes
>>539528785Uhh how does this work?
>>539528653
>>539528452>>539528559Ears too small
>>539527384cosmetic cafe
>>539528716You take stamina parents and train power every now and thenAlternatively, take str parents and mlb Creek
>>539527384Doesn't power fall off REALLY hard past 900?
>>539528781Vodka's a 20% power gainer isn't she? Smash speed with Teio/Halo/KSB, power sparks. Bam.
>>539528604Rice is not for rape
>>539528785I miss the unnerfed Island mode so much.
Does the double circle affinity actually matter? I'm literally 2-3 points away from having it
*mogs your seiun by 9L*heh, nothing personnel kid
>>539528785Whenever I see JP screenshots of UxY stat rankings I think of fucking UHT milk.
>>539528785This run of the mill throwaway JP Mayano could SMOKE the most perfect and powerful EN mega whale’s ace
>>539528953only the actual number matters
>>539528982No shit? We're capped at 1200 for every stat.
>>539528325>0 specialty prioritylol
>>539528950>unnerfed Island mode so much.What the fuck?
>>539528325That has got to be the shittiest speed card I've seen so far.
Retard hereacceleration on straights, velocity on corners...correct?
>>5395271783 speed 2 power 1 wit for Suzuka if you have good speed cards
>>539528982>this uma that has a FAR higher stat cap would smoke EVERYONEno shit retard
>>539528990Thank fuckily
>>539529067holy shit that's grim
>>539528781I made a mistake and brought two power support cards because I was struggling with other umas, but I forgot Vodka has a power bonus so it wasn't needed. Next time I'll try with either just Helios or Yaeno
>>539529050specialty priority is a shit stat. real ones know
>>539528785>numbers go higher the gamei clapped
>>539528961good fucking luck getting the S mile spark while dealing with F turf
>>539528452>>539528559VILLAIN
>>539528854You go to an island to build buildings to show respect to your Venerable Ancestor of the Bakushin Speed Mystic Path and then your trainee's ancestor descends to bestow her with profound understanding of the Bakushin Dao and it gives her tons of stats in everything in everything to build her a stable foundation
Whales getting mad lol
>>539529067in what world is this card good?0 spec is so damning, it's not even a good roaming card because it's a very run-of-the-mill friendship/mood/training effectiveness statline
>>539529067>0 specialty prioritySome of the fucking R speed cards are better. How the fuck is this SSR?
>>539529185dia isn't that desperate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6f_eajcfGao
>>539529067you dont rike the happy birthday ?
Is it not worth getting a professor of curvature instead of a corner adept?
>>539529056Cygay thought that people going 6 speed Bakushin strats to get insane stats in everything was dumb so they nerfed it and now people run different types of support cards again
>>539529067That's so Gold Ship!
indo trolls getting uppity lmao
Is mcqueen a loli?
>>539529067Pretty sure pic related is the only good f2p speed card for awhile.And we're still not getting it for awhile.
>>539529282no just a fatty flatty
I'm tired boss, can I use this as parent and start making my ace? Her other parent is a good miler, the other is 3* power 2*long lot of white sparks Teio.
>>539529260That is gay as fuck and jew as fuck
>>539529067It's the best card for parents run since it has a lot of uselessskills
>>539529282are you mentally deranged?
>>539528785The even 2000/1725 made it obvious, along with the 81 days. If not for that I might have believed it.
Is Maverick as Pace Chaser worth it? I think it contends with End Closer as the least used role, I haven't unlocked Tazuna yet either to restore my mood. Junior year
>>539529298Shame about it being Brian. I like Brian..
>>539529258Double maru Mile Corners + Running Style Corner = active longerCurvature is better for TT. More points. I'd only put Curvature on a front runner, and only if it was 3+5 hint.
Is Akebono a loli?
>>539529282If you have to ask
>>539529340nyo
>>539529258which skills are the best with tailheld high, the corners ones?
Naisu!>muh pink front runnerStill useful overall for wit checks.
I'm only doing two runs a day and larping as if I'm building a Mile ace
>>539529282>>539529356I dont know, she look like one when in original costume. Probaly optical illusion.
>>539529340>1* witlol
>16k carats>spe dupe>seiun sky>caren>no hishiamathe rates of this game are fucking horseshit
>>539529408But it's mile 2* and ura 2*...
>>539529282She's a hag.
>>539529282Hebe probably
>>539529360pace is like the most common strat in careerin cms it really depends
>>539529340you can, but you'll have to go through many more rolls to get the inspirations you want
>>539529457hehehehe "horse"shit
>>539529491both of you are retarded pedos if you think she is anything but your average high schooler, which she literally fucking is, all of them are.
>>539529457You will pay up to finish the 200 guarantee and you will like it
>>539529067Watch this card be recommended by YouTubers
>>539529529>this is your average highschoolerDAMN
>>539529418>0 groundwork activator>near 0 race sparksget back to it lad>>539529457>seiun skyyou won>>539529458just take the L lil bro
HARIKITTE IKOU!!!!
CUTE!@!!
>>539529457what-shit now?>>539529623cute lightning!
>>539529590
>>539528936???> Accel=BaseAccel*sqrt(500.0*PowerStat)*StrategyPhaseCoefficient*GroundTypeProficiencyModifier*DistanceProficiencyModifier+SkillModifier+StartDashModifierThe square root makes the leap from something like 300 to 400 be 52, but the leap from 900 to 1000 is 36, it's lower but it didn't fall off a cliff.
I think my CM3 team will be>el condor pasa>grass wonder>maruzensky Mostly to have that same front/pace/late-end combo I previously had in cm2. It worked pretty well so why not do it again
i dont understand how to build a front runner that can win 70% of the time.
>>539529623Wife
>>539529539>Essex is voiced by Director>Mcqueen gets the sex art
>>539529529Maruzensky, I know the years are rough, but you can't keep pretending that you're a highschooler.
>>539529613Am I the only one who plays with the game muted with something else on my second monitor?I only activate sound when I'm watching a race that I'm not going to speed up (lobbies/CM races)
>>539529501Yeah for CM, gambled and got this 2 turns later
>>539528936no, for shorter races you want as much power as possible. in fact, Turf S is more impactful for Cm3 over Mile S
>>539529684maru's ult is literally unless you make her late or end with some devious mutations
>>539529593You do know that there are at least four other umas I have to make for the other sparks, yes?
>>539529081No.Acceleration at the start of the late race. Whether the late race starts on a corner or a straight depends on the track. In Gemini it was straight but in Taurus it was a corner, however this time its actually a bit of both (but mainly straights).Velocity is good at pretty much anytime, but not quite as good at the start of the late race.
>>539529067lets me replace one of these 2
seriru says stamina + guts + skills = 900 okay. no mention of hidden race bonus. gaslight?
Teio, but better
>>539529818lol no she is not replacing any of theseI think I could replace my lb1 taishin if I ever feel like running 5/1 I guess
>>539529721I have it mute but that's because I've played so much on JP. I'll unmute for big races though because the music is good
>>539529712Maybe if she got her ass into the tracks she'd get more art
>>539529749So, in essence A Mile Golshi or A End MaruBut I also need a front to fuck up the pace though. This will be tough…
>>539529842600 stamina + 300 guts is 900
>>539529529schrödinger loliHer round head design and oversized coat make she look like one in full racing gears. She isnt in normal school uniform.
>>539529859American Pharaoh expy when?
>>539529842Do your math, retard. 600 stam + 300 guts is 900.
>>539529890yes, but that one image says you need 601 or whatever for that hidden speed boost
You should date 45 year old women
>>539529842i mean if you have 900 total then you likely are hitting at least 1/2 of the supposed hidden race bonus
>>539529938
>>539529935That's retards being retards, the game check for STM and Guts is on 300, there is also a PWR check nobody mentions but you should aim for 600 or 900 PWR (or 1200 if whale)
>>539529083>good speed cardsNo... not really...
>>539529749Someone post that End Maru kek
>>539529930watch the video retard
>>539529613
>>539526516working on a better grass
Finally got my first Vodka SSR, thank fuck
>>539529971Is this Mejiro family approved behavior?
>>539529884Put her ass on my face instead
do grandparents need blue and pink sparks or it's just white spark grind?
this game is just fantasy football for autistic people
>>539529992>silver hair/bronzed AIKAThat's only her 2nd form, she wasn't anywhere near 45 here. She's still got it at 30-whatever though.
>>539530272Fantasy football is for autistic people
you think Fuji cooked it using her hands for authenticity?
>>539530347Amazon’s shits are about to be NASTY
>job race>job ura finalAnd it just had to be the run where I get a decent ammount of white sparks, but otherwise brick status.
>>53952961320h until daiwaxkita collabhttps://youtu.be/xX0EpOifNGw?t=60
>>539529457>Go all out (with 16k carats)>Don't get what you want>Blame the casinoWHENWILL(You)LEARN
Hello, what are the strongest clubs here on /vg/? Im looking to leave my shitter club. Have close to 100M fans, about 2M a day average. Dont really care about losing on this months rewards if you have an open spot.
>>539530347I'd eat it if an uma musume made it in Tracen but not anywhere else
>>539528653but what if your trainee is part of the cutscene?
>>539530494your best sparks always come from the failed runs
>>539526689That Grass is really good.
Is late surger good this CM or is that a new gaslight
>>539530581>Have close to 100M fans>strongest clubs>only 2M a day on averageNO LEECHES ALLOWED
>my mile went from A to S with just 1*Is that real? You really need just 1* to go from A to S?
>>539530665I didnt say THE top, just a top. Surely thats good enough for a top 500 club? Which ones are the best here?
>>539530757Yes? It's less likely to happen but inspiration is RNG horseshit to begin with.
>>539530664they're ""good"" on the basis that everyone has vodka (and grass to some degree) and that front runners are a whale's game
>>539530581uma club or umao
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>>539530238>>539530842Yes, it's your grandparents' parents that can be whatever, only white sparks matter
>>539529613Harakiri ikkou!
>>539530835The meta horse herself...
>>539530581You'll have leaders scrambling to recruit you in the first and second day of the next monthWe have a couple A+ and two S
Everyone loves Kita
>>539530757higher pink sparks gives you better chancealso affects starting aptitude if you want to bring someone from C or D to A or something
>>539520082I love this horse. I will pull this horse and make her the strongest.
>>539530581Dunno, I just joined the Eden whales because they have a club for every quota and they have some simple organization.
