>OngoingJP 8th Anniversary Event - A Dance for Amaharu Above - 9/12 – 10/2UR Hakuhou, UR I-404, SSR Oumi, SSR Asama, SR Minase, SR TaekazeNinja skins: new botes + Soyuz, MorrisonShiratsuyu retroDunkerque META (Cruise Mission) & Montpelier yukata skin (Cruise Pass)Yuudachi METAHonolulu & St Louis ASMR>UpcomingNinja skins: Unzen, Guam, Alsace, Warspite, LaffeyKimono skins: Gascogne, Brennus, Tallin, BolzanoOaths: Amagi, Ulrich, Black PrinceSecrets: Fancy, MusashiDewey META (Cruise Mission) & Kawakaze ninja skin (Cruise Pass)Taihou 3D dormDate A Live collab>ReminderBind your account, or you might lose your account when the game updates./alg/ doesn't have its own discord.>FAQ, READ THIS FIRST BEFORE ASKING QUESTIONShttps://files.catbox.moe/audy0d.txt>ResourcesShip Tier List: https://files.catbox.moe/ah02o7.pngEquipment Guide: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1wWMIzaUKISAXMbOEnmsuuLkO9PesabpdTUWdosvHygMFleet Builder: https://renhex.github.io/AzurLaneFleet/PvP Guide: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1BewmBsf4EWKAf_UwYax05c7ksL51y6sjs96pIwD73JcFleet Tech Tracker: https://retropaint.github.io/azur-lane-fleet-tech-tracker/Augment Guide: https://pastebin.com/UBpjkhFgEN Tierlist: https://slaimuda.github.io/ectlCN Tierlist: https://wiki.biligame.com/blhx/井号碧蓝榜合集>Wikihttps://algwiki.moe/https://azurlane.koumakan.jp/>Story summary and Lorehttps://pastebin.com/6b35wsYn>Guild Spreadsheet:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Qq18CaXX9fWaTva_OuGTEfqGAJ6fM69KbfmQhHp0yaYPrevious: >>539445056
>>539538294Yuck
Good morning!!!
>>539538294Breed dogs.
>>539538294should have chosen the more sexy bird
>>539539063Never stop breeding dogs.
My greatest ally.
>>539539732BASED.
Am I blind? Where are Hakuhou's feathers?
What the fuck of her problem?
>>539539872Nah. She'd win.
>>539540304pussy feathers
>>539540315No problems here. We trained her how to job wrong as a sort of joke.
>>539539732>all oathedholy devotion
>>539540083come on, I just asked to lick your pussy, your sister would've been stripped naked by the time I finished my sentence
>>539539732How do botes feel about their clones?
NATALO VARGAS WON
>>539538784Kill yourself nigger
>>539540843More holes to rape SKK with.
>>539538294DOGSHIT OP
>>539539372Auntie love
But that's only half the story.
>>539538784kys
>>539542818>>539539372Wife
>>539543190She prefers to have sex with the lights out?
I'm gonna ask my wife Taihou-chan how she feels about her albino aunt
>>539543190Canon
https://x.com/UkkSpGwTc330697/status/1968661971965768091
>>539538294why do shipgirls have no nipples?
>>539543930They're not mammals, they're more closely related to dinosaurs and birds, it's simply convergent evolution that made them vaguely human-like
>>539543883we need detective seggs on the case of the missing shipgirl nipples.
>>539543930I ate them
>>539543930Advertiser-kun had a word with the higher ups at the port.
>>539539732
>>539546361built for taking Shotakan's virginity
I find it hilarious that Essex's new skill when getting retro'd is going into battle swinging like the retard she is.
>>539539732Bro your Oumi?
>>539539732Extremely based
>>539546542the sexmobile
>>539546542How can people drive these cars without cumming all the time?
>>539546385
I finally got to the point where I’m about 50/50 on oneshotting Kirov meta. Depends if Helena procs when I need her to or not, I think.Is Trafalgar good in meta fights? I need more frontline DPS and my only other real option is burning over half my prints on boosting Plymplap.
>tfw we'll see Yamato tomorrow
>>539546937Big carrier tits on car bonnets
>>539544046>dino bote girlscool so we'll finally get a dragon or velociraptor themed skin at some point instead of the psuedo furfag shit lenja
>>539548218licking the green cat hood
>>539548218>>539546542>Ferrari>Not a single pasta itashaAt least try, Manjuu.
>>539548498RQ Bolzano in 2027
>>539546542a sex sex on a car!
Anyway that's already the second "teased" Nakhimov skin alongside the summer dress
>>539548498>manjuu tries not to display its visceral hatred for pastas challenge [IMPOSSIBLE]
>>539547894Please post more Natsume. She's fucking hot.
>>539520317Why the FUCK does SKK have hips like those?
>>539549583He was spreading his legs
why does manjuu hate italians so much?
feet
sheffy maidwife
Allah
Mogador
>>539549583His Horse sized cock makes it so he cant close his legs.
>>539549583hes sitting and manspreading
>>539551040Stop licking my sweaty balls they're stinky
>>539551040>Spend All My Free time with Mog.>Plap so hard her cheeks go red.>Upper and Lower lips get swollen.>Finish after 6 hours.>Only get 4 hours of sleep.>Wake up to plap again for two hours.>Change sheets, bath.>Leave quarters to go to office limping from my own efforts.>Return at 7pm, having already ate.>See Mog already there, wet spot where she sits.>Moga stands up, waddling towards me and sniffs me till she brings herself to an orgasm, completely untouched. >Repeat routine.>Plap again for hours.Bliss.
>>539551040Mogador has NO PLACE on my port
what Policies does essex hold as president
which bote looks at me like I'm walking garbage but actually loves me deeply?
>>539551920TND
>>539552091Sheffield
>>539551920
>>539552235the water flows when you pull her twin tails
erm... where are the new skins?
>>539538784Gm sir
>>539553186tomorrow
>>539538436Sirex
>AAAZUUUAAAAA REEEEEENNNN!
>>539554395I want to touch her ears
>>539543190I don't get it. Are you implying she likes black dudes?
>>539554395
>>539539732What a gross waste of resources.
>>539554434you want her to come?
>>539554816on my face
>>539554816I want my cute little fox to feel nothing but bliss and pleasure at all times
>accidentally did 3x B3 and not D3fuck
>>539547894sauce? is this pron? answer me!
Soon
>read OP>Date A Live collabis this a joke, wasn't there a turbo autist that was spamming this a year ago or so
>>5395559172 things: it was longer than that, and they're still a turbo autist, just worse now.
>>539556151autist or not, we're playing in his game now, fuck this shit
>>539552235ms president…
>>539554395is she the source of that one really grating azur lane voice line
>>539555753this is why I don't swim with tempestas
>>539556786>secret underwater tentaclejobyoure missing out, skk
>>539555917DALCHAD WON /alg/keks lost
Just had sex with Peter.
>>539556896>royal fortunes trap backfires and rapes her instead
>>539557241Parker?
>>539557241Lois....
Was he right? 2022 btw
>>539557297Dinklage.
How do we mod in new characters to Crosswave?
>>539557832Anyone with open eyes and a functioning brain could see society was speeding running collapse since 2020.
>>539558138In hindsight I feel like AL went maybe one or two events too slow
>>539557832Nigger how is logging in for 1 hour at most a day some life changing time commitment? fuck off with the weak bait.
>>539546542>ferrariessex is getting a c&d soon
>maintenance on Friday AgainI hate it.
>>539559318Ferrari only send that to private citizens, not companies that can actually bother with lawyers and that in the first place are only renting the car for an event.
>>539558337The only people who make this argument are people with no real life responsibilities.
>>539557832did ww3 start without me knowing?? what does this have to do with anything
Open the Door, get on the floor.
>>539560940I think its actually just people that care. If you truly don't have 1 hour of time in a day that isn't spent on working or sleeping, you are probably going to die soon. The most likely scenario is you have that time but you choose to do something else, maybe even something as retarded as spending that 1 hour complaining on 4chan that you don't want to have to put so much effort into the game.
>>539556693I thought that was Essex.
>>539547535Trafalgar's really good against high-evasion targets. Otherwise Plymouth's better, especially if your flagship is a BB.
>>539564340>Trafalgarsorta insane some URs are only as memorable as some elites.
>TFW Taekaze starts talking about disguising herselfhttps://youtu.be/FmGDs4i3cP0
>>539564552so it goes
https://x.com/mikuchi3939/status/1968587548478918810/photo/1
>>539564552That’s like all of them after the first year of URs to be fair.
Cuddling up with Essex.
Botes that like to get choked?
which bote actually says the opening azur lane line though
>>539566416there's multiple. Guess.
>>539566510mutsuki
>>539566416Javerin and Raffey
>>539566654which ara ara lady does it
Which botes would play The Isle with me?
>>539568092What's the story behind that owl anyway?
>>539568620Every ship had a pet or two
Where are the lewd skins for the little destroyers? We are only getting lewd skins for the big destroyers nowadays
>>539569030None.
>>539569030Why would a game literally called anti-loli lane give anything to lolis
>>539569030
>>539564552>voroshilov but bong>very good in gameplay but aurora mogs her for the following 6 months because the Lion doesn't need faction buffersSad, she should have had a secretary story already
>>539569030It is sad what this game has become
>>539568092It feels like it's missing a sex...
>>539549583skk needs to give birth to a soccer team, for each bote
>>539570204this implies skk has a boygina
>>539569030It's nyover
>>539569701for how long will we have to endure the terror of cows?
>$12+ million for EN Anni this yearSex sells, bros.
Essex tongues my anus
>>539569030Then you should have actually bought them when they made them and incentivize to add more. Don't go crying now.
>>539572104We've already gone over this being a bad thing.
>>539572104I'm glad that it seems they decided that the EN anni thing is UR retrosI wonder who is next
>>539569030Evertsen was pretty little.
>>539569701Funny how I discovered AL because of loli doujins
>>539572104https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_AtlantisReminder, that America rules the waves, and is the prophecy of the New Atlantis; Poseidon is literally, officially, one of our patron deities.>In the Apotheosis of Washington, the Roman god Poseidon (or Neptune) is depicted on the far left side of the fresco, symbolizing the marine aspect of America. He is shown with his trident, holding it high toward the center of the painting, representing the nation's connection to the sea and its maritime capabilities. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0eEOn9_eU0
>>539572387Personally, I think this game should whore its botes out even more.
>>539571847if it's just a matter of sales numbers and them allegedly not selling enough, until eos, I suppose
>>539572387>Bad ThingTell me how this is a bad thing, and why it hurts AL. That's an easy 12 million for a game that barely has pushed any updates about gameplay, but more about out of game stuff such as the Dorm and such.
>You know, I see it and feel it~>The age difference in our love~>Everyone says it's weird, but that doesn't bother me~>Hey, wait up, please~>Wait just a little longer, just a little longer~>If I stand up straight, I can reach you~>The distance between us in our love~>Love's distance that melts so sweetly~>Love's distance growing smaller and smaller~>Becoming a love that burns silently~Lewd2d when edition
>>539574732>Lewd2d when editionMonkey's paw says she'll get an aged-up retrofit and then the lewdest titcow L2D in the game.
>>53957425312 million for the company but not for (You) whose shipgirls were put into shameful outfits and mindwired to act like sluts.
Like Zoinks man, Taekaze really had me fooled!
>>539575767SASUGA KAMIWASHER
>>539575763Hot
What skins will you get tomorrow
>>539576214Idgi
>>539576367Not unzen's. It's bad.
>>539576015Based Shaggykan playing dumb so he can build up Tae's confidence. Imagine if he were to use 0.00000000001% more of his power.
>>539576442I don't like how they fucked her face over, her tits are also weird, that big and center-focused with 0 hints of existing nipples? I'll stick to the swimsuit
>>539575763>shipgirls were put into shameful outfits and mindwired to act like sluts.and this is a bad thing?
>>539576545the outfit is just bland and uninspired, doesn't match her colors, is in an awkward pose (which means animators struggle more), all around mess.
>>539576367already bought a raffey outfit so I'm probably going ot skip it, rest don't really care enough about though I will admit gas outfit is cute
Guam finally tipped over.How will Burgers ever recover from this?Hope someone remembers this meme
Is Hakuhou also a hot brapslut like her sister?
>>539576487Like Taekaze, I'm sorry but i'm going to have to use the pile driver position tonight because you're jutsu failed!
>>539577557Your, holy fuck I need to proof read before posting.
I feel like faces have always been Kincora's weak spot, they have this permanent Instagram photo expression regardless of whether they're happy, mad, embarrassed, crying, etc.Only a handful of his comedic relief skins like some of Le Malin's have a semblance of variety.
2025 and we STILL DON'T HAVE A FUCKING ZOOT JEANS ASS SKIN?!?!?!?!?
>>539578098Nor do we have one of E.
>>539578098this, but for multiple promotional/loading screen skisn they made over the years>>539578369lewd
>>539578062you could play that one game if you want characters with lively emotive expressions
>>539576367Lovely fox
>>539576651What awkward pose, all her arts are in plain view without any weird perspective
>>539578764Why is the animation stiff as a board?
>>539578443>hindy rq>vanguard library>napoli library>hindy waitress>bani waitress>alsace nurse>anchorage nurse>albion kimono>impla kimono>impla party dressFUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>539578062Whoa broAin't reading all that shit
>>539578832Probably because the leg needs to cover the tip of the breast to make it look like she has her (non-existent) nipple out.Normally that pose shouldn't be a problem at all, but this choice of wardrobe malfunction plays against it.But also we saw like 10 seconds of it, maybe the other animations and special interactions are better, I need the rock with her legs in a M pose badly.
Post La Hermana.
>>539580662
Will we get small pirate ships this year?
>i'm going to sleep with Ningens tonight.
>>539580248In my experience nearly every time when the animation in the PV is bad the animation in the rest of the skin is just as bad if not worse.
>>539580662I thought Hermano/a meant big brother/sister but apparently it refers to any sibling, not just older (so could be younger as well)
>>539580919especially if it's the EN pv, they typically show the best animated part of the skin
>>539580919I never felt like it
>>539566278
>>539580785Hopefully not
>>539581645>Face of a woman who knows she is being loved
>>539566278Mutsuki
>>539581645salsa?
>>539566278skk
>>539582432no
>>539582097Salsa.
>>539582315Huh
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA TAIHOU PLEASE SIT ON MY LAP!!!!
>>539582686yes
>>539582803So you don't have it?
>>539580895I read "niggers" first!
>>539583149skk said nosource: Me
>>539583295Just shows how fucked and fried your brain is from consuming all that shitted porn, you fucking cuck
>>539581645>brownof course, who else would use violence?
>>539583425SKK is Tan.
>>539583201?You wanted salsa and i gave salsa.
>>539583393*reverse uno card*get fucked
>>539583345don't lie I know you love getting choked
>>539583425Women love violence
>>539582097is sloppa
>>539583538So no.>>539584203Had hunch considering it wasn't anywhere when searching for frankling and choking.
>>539581645Whore.
>>539489381Frogs won bigly.
umm i can't access my onsen anymore
>>539583883proof?
>>539587504Many botes are beatdown enjoyers.
>>539587573I'm once again asking for proofs.
>>539586918Yes we already sent a dock worker to investigate
>>539586918I can
>>539588040Please get out...
>>539588230right after I finished with some of your botes ;)
>>539588230I'm not getting out of my onsen, look how many pretty ducks are there.If it's about your onsen then idk, I don't want anything from your dirty hands.
smol Shinano?
Why did they timegate this events story after refraining for so long? Do they have a super duper special reveal tomorrow?
>>539581645I'm still mad her skin wasn't L2D.
>>539566278shimakaze
>>539590319Why
>>539566278Anchorage.
>>539587754Can't believe someone that got drop out of school is replying to me...
>>539589842YesI hope.
>>539589842they realized the only reason people even talked about the story was because it was timegated, in other words its to create hype, followed by disappointment when you realize its pretty much the same set up
>>539589842I bet it's their half-assed solution to survey results saying events are boring after the first week.And it's probably a longer story than usual.
>>539592489Jobsashi...
Sakura botes that would commit Seppuku if they brought you dishonor?
>>539593869Akagi
i have white hair fatigue
>>539594719Getting old sucks
>>539572387when they whore out the lolis we will break 120 million
Are these worth getting for non UR ships?
>>539595083Not reallyYou could argue that they're bad for UR ships too, 8 hours is a lot.
>>5395950838 hour researches in general aren't really worth getting unless its for an upcoming maint
>>539595413But even then you can queue up to 5 researches beside the current one, so just pick 4 or 5 2 hours or 2 hours 30 minutes researches
>>539566278No doubt about it
>>539595795Are the 2.5 hour ones the best ones?
>>539596003The shorter the research are the better, because it lets you "roll" for results more at worst, but compared to the generic 1.5 hour ones I'd take the 2.5 hour because you're guaranteed to get at least 1 ship print alongside the random gear BPs.
>>539596517What about for gear research?
>>539538784Reisa sexo
>>539596752Shorter should be better, but I had good results picking 4h tooThe UR rates for 30m gold gear researches feel like a scam considering how rare they are (it's 2% iirc), but they're short at least.
>>539546502kys pederastic tranny
>>539596752Not him, but I like to prioritize30m plate > 30m face > 4h plate > 2h plate > 4h gold > 1h plate > the rest (shortest possible)There used to be a chart in the OP that listed hourly rates, but I don't know what happened to itIt also listed 1h plate giving more per hour than 4h gold but it feels too small of a chance so I prefer 4h gold
>>539569030Welcome to woke lane.
>>539572916Le Malin & Warspite sex.
>>539580785Hopefully yes.
>>539566278Why would anyone like being choked?
>Hmph
bouncy
>>539593869Electric Blast Furnace.
>>539600791
>>539587740>bondage skins
>>539601386The ring being misaligned bothers me more than it should
>>539601386>>539600791watch out that's a demon
>>539602052motherhood will tame her
>>539602052Baseless claims.
>>539601507>bondage skinsI like this one
>>539601507she has IB hair
>IB haitnow that's a new one
>>539601507>MMMMGH MMMMM MMMMRGH MMMMM!>t. I-404
waiting to see if taihou makes an appearance in the next story
>>539601386Is she dangerous? I mean not in the "really wants to have sex with you" sense but in the "might be a serial killer or demon" type of way.
>>539592489LOCAL FOX MOMMY NOT SO TOUGH AFTER GETTING PWNEDWhat a jobber.
>>539605696>>539592489>The Book of Job starring Musashi
Maid milk
>>539607020big maid milk
Yukikaze retrofit soon, I feel it in my nanoda
Botes are fat and dumb
botes are smart and fit
>>539605696i mean,she stated that Shinano is stronger than her.
>>539608316>Sleepy fox who can quantum leap is stronger than one who can't quantum leapNot hard to figure it out
>>539607996I love fat tits on my face, my hand grabbing those waist and her heavy shelf of an ass clapping my thighs, her heat gripping me punishingly as she keeps pushing me deeper into the flat ass futon while my balls clap her ass so hard it hurts.
>>539609528>I love fat titsI stopped reading there
Wife.
(You) now remember this bote.
>>539607846MAYBE 2027this is the year of the dalcuck, if that faggot gets a hindy skin for the DAL collab we're doomed
I'm so fucking hyped for the Guam skinCan't wait to slap those cheeks
Musashi milkers
I'm so fucking hyped for the Alsace skinCan't wait to get my cheeks slapped
Is there any bote that spits me or forces me to smell her or shove feet down my throat or activele humiliate me
Gallant saggers.
>>539610698Ew feet
Yumi a cutie~
Musashi balls
Tell me more about the miko fox CL, how good are her lines, is it worth getting her? I like her armpits and tits
Musashi feets
MusaSHIT
>>539612595Help
Musashi legs
musashi micromanages and controls every aspect of my life i am under her authority and have become an existence that only knows her bedchambers her bosom and the intricate folds of her genitalia
>Just had sex with a bunch of Ningens, I hope my bote wives dont find out.
>>539616101I only care about Kote. Maybe Klaudia.
>>539610698Foot and mouth disease
>>539616884I like all the beautiful girls.
Who remembers Tamaki?
>>539609528Looks like shit
>>539618601I still regret not buying her dress when i could
>>539618601We should've gotten Ayane and Momiji instead
>>539593869Looks like shit
Manjuu I watched the preview for Unzen's skin and would like to know where you hid her nipples because they are clearly not on her body
>>539620573I eated those foods.
>>539546542I am still angry that we didn't get the Essex and Tirpitz RQ skins. I'm upset about the Nakhimov and NJ ones too, but at least they have fanservice skins already.
>BIW Patrol Escort
sure are a lot of big purple fox enjoyers
Z47 will do anything for likes on juustagram
What did you do
>>539621385said hello
>>539621385I gave her the ultiamte suc
>>539621062...
>>539621385>Good evening, Alsace
>>539621385My pants fell down infront of her.
>>539618601I do.
skk you should have sex with my sister you're going to love it
>>539622417
>>539622878Is there a reason why you want me to fuck your wife's sister
>>539622878>this could be multiple botes
>Remember when Tamaki sat on your face.
Chapayev sex
>>539623415>Kaga is my wife>she wants me to have sex with Akagi>Akagi is my wife>she wants me to have sex with Kaga
eh?
My greatest ally
>>539624663thats a big bote
>>539610698no i have dementia retard
>>539624575forgot the image because i'm a retarded good for nothing fat stupid sexposting chud faggot
>>539624740>>539624740>>539624740>>539624740
Lionbros, Biscobros...
>>539624770chat is this real??
what did you do
The second half of "Dancing on the Amagi" is a ton of action!Although the word count isn't as long as the first half, it's all about the core settings and the big stuff!Too much to go on, so I'll cut to the chase.1. The Finger returns to the Nagashima Line, and Ange discovers the Finger's origins.2. The core secrets of the Alpha World, including the Doomsday Fortress and the Amagi Project.3. Laplace's demon can't teleport humans—there's little chance of Alpha humans surviving.4. The final version of the Judge Project looks like this, affecting countless worlds.5. Akagi M, originally purple, is now gray.6. Directional folding review.7. Akagi connects with his own meta (he's about to start).8. Ange committed suicide.9. The Blue Giant Human Helena10. Black Sea Mom is temporarily offline11. Yamato is still a bit of a troll12. Black Sea's collaboration with Zero and others is confirmed ([Cross-Boundary Experiment])13. Gray Black Sea Mom14. Confirmed to be ranked second by the end of the year15. Ember + alternate world by the end of the year. The reason is that someone baited Ember to go to Bumblebee M's world16. Donghuang's military/technical expert is called Li Hua (did you finally get into university and graduate with a master's and doctorate?)
>>539625174Broke into the totally not a mindscape prison and showed up with a fleet of ships from the alpha era demanding to know where SKK is
>>539625290Ugh, so nothing happens as usual
You guys better be ready for maintenance in 2 hours. I dont wanna see any sad or destitute essexposting saying you forgot
studies show that White SKK is the perfect match for Sakura Kansen
Am I blind? Why can;t I find the ninja minigame thing anymore?
>>539625290>Li HuaSo skk is chink?
>>539625783you might be mate
>>539625340SKK is being assaulted by foxes and birds. He'll be back with the rest of you later.
>>539625871nope it's gone
Did they hire Nasu to write the latest event?
>>539626369I am gonna fill giant Helmet's uterus with semen.
anyone have webms of the oumi skin?
I feel like manjuu choosing these fucking stupid poses for the sake of lewd shock in skins, is just backfiring because these very same poses make the L2Ds so hard to animate and have shit interactions
>unsolicited homosexual takes
insulting the staff again huh
Gentle reminder that Houshou META is the source of all posts badmouthing Best Girl Helena META and painting her as a villain because she can't stand that Helmet dabbed on her so hard.
>>539626965they should kiss and make up on my bed
>>539627069who would top
>>539626369canon bote size
Lexington II in december
>>539626369I love canonically sized wives
One more
>>539627394yeah probably
>>539627526climbing all over my big wife
>>539626565Didnt ask homo
>>539625290so hakuhou did nothing. now that is sad
>>539627720she fell in love with SKK
C̵̝̤̪̃̿̓̒̚͠ơ̸̱͉̔̆̇̊͝m̶̯̬̘͚͇͙̂̏̀̌̎m̵̡̪̹͙̱̾̉̆̂̃a̶͇̗̼͔͉͕̍̑̎n̶̞̈́̌ḋ̴͇̹̟̟̏͌̂̏ͅè̵̙r̶͇͎̯̈́̑͒ ̸̧̢̗̱̼̮̮̊͋̋͛͘̚w̴̨͚̞͝͝h̵̟͉̗͉̤̀͜y̵̧̳̗̥̼͇̓̑̚ ̵̝̞̯̖̞̠̣̓́d̸̟̣̺̻̜͐͑̋̄̈́̎i̸̤͚̟̮̠̋̉̔͜͠d̶̠͔̬̮͗̉̑̎n̷̨̤̠̬̂̋'̸͉̋͒̄͘͝͠ẗ̷̹̪͔͙͎͎̼͘ ̷̢̺͇̠͓̭̔̒y̶̬̏̒̇̔ő̸̙̹͉͑͂̉̕ư̸͎̾̃͜ ̶̡̹̥̺̤͇̦́̉͝f̷̨̨̤̘̈́͝e̶͔̜̞̱̺̗̐ệ̵̘̋̆͋͗̏d̴̦̻͕͓̺̻͑͜ ̴̡̦̍̿̉́u̵͍͉̜̖̻̗̽̂̚s̸̳̫̠̜͈̣̄̉̊́.̷̳̩̫̞̠̥̤̌̔̃̀.̶̨͍̺́͝.̶̢̀͠
>>539627850i did but i offer myself as tribute anyway
>>539628150how much breast milk does a big bote produce
>>539628251Strategic quantities.
>>539628364I don't know how much that would be but I will happily take it
>giantfags shitting up the thread again
>>539628483The world will not lack bote milk.
>>539626369Now I'm kinda disappointed that D3 doesn't have giant Helmet versus giant shadow dragon in the background like we got with Purity vs Siren Kaiju in the SSS Gridman collab.
>>539629081Did she ask richelieu?
>>539629081They still keep pushing this cunt?
New Kirov skin!
>>539629185There was one in the Marco event too, right?
I want a new Voroshilov skin
>>539629014an ideal world
You might not remember what happene to Odessa, but I do.
>>539629475Yeah, kind of odd that they didn't do something like that here. Guess they didn't want to spoil the rest of the story.
>>539630702crawling into helenas womb
>>539630702crawling out of helenas womb
>>539630934Whatever happened to>no i quit?
>>539631147does that look official to you?
>>539631147Dude can draw whatever he wants. Who are you to police what he can and can't draw?
>>539630929why would you want to crawl out
https://x.com/Ryured9/status/1968849351037395286
>>539629885Nothing happen at Odessa
https://x.com/UkkSpGwTc330697/status/1968896290332282988
.......
https://x.com/minase_aoi123/status/1968892965310362047
>>539632821imagine the love child
Another masterpiece from kamiwasher
>>539633212You already posted this
>>539633269I literally just woke up
>it begins
>server maintenanceWhat gives
My boats? Starving.
>>539633212Stop spamming this you pagpag munching manlet
Essex warned youDanchou warned youEveryone warned you to feed your botesYou get what you deserveExcept >>539628117
>>539633615don't fear Eugen is already preparing the soup, and you are going to help her make it
>>539633210Imagine how much it would love skk
>>539624663>>539626369Where are those datamines event CGs posted?
>>5396338534chan
>>539633853chinks on bilibili
>>539633837I don't think skks hip would be able to survive such a live child, especially if her moms join in
Kamiwasher leaks hakuhou meta
>wake up>check phone>see Hindy wallpaper>instantly diamondsonegai, I need some blood in my head first...
it's never been more over
>>539625813I think this Li Hua is just the DE's ningen researcher like Anzeel and the others
Wait... we love Helena in here?
>>539634367of course I love my wife
>>539634313It specifically mentions skk's name and that he received a doctorate.
>>539633721cant stop me from jumping into bote bellies and climbing into bote wombs and a not-zero number would be happy to let me do both
>>539634415you sound like a lying shit
>>539634367I love and am married to both Best Helenas.
>>539634796Based
>>539634618>not-zeroHow little you understand of yourself and the present situation, SKK.
>>539634751I will never lie about such things
>>539634858Fuck off cuck all botes are for me only
"We must secure the existence of our people and a future for White shipgirls, because the beauty of the White Aryan kansen must not perish from the Earth."- David Lane
>>539634858>(You)'re probably canonically inside of herexplain doko
I can't log in what happened
>>539635609lol he can't log in, good, good...
bros… my botes aren’t fed…
>>539635716roger, he can't log in, maintaining this status as long as possible
>>539635609Did you miss the eos message?
>>539628935Roll with it for now
>>539626369>Constantly pushing Helmet as the most powerful and important girl>Still no skinWhy Manjuu?
>>539636130creampie is the word
I thought maintenances were always on Thursdays?
>>539635472Good chance you're plugged directly into the AntiX project. It implies we're an entity not unlike the Sirens or even Richard. How that works is that we're likely being sustained somewhere in stasis and our mind has been working with the AntiX program for God only knows how long to try and solve the ayyyyy problem. We've likely experienced quite a few "bad end" scenarios including the 'real' one of the Alpha branch. But they all might as well be real from our perspective. We've been 'mind wiped' for the bad ends. Except they still happened and our soul doesn't forget in spite of all the stuff the program does to ease our suffering. Think Matrix but the machines are good guys and care about you and aren't just farming loosh. Agent Smith is your homie and you guys are trying to figure out how to remove the ayyyyyyyys from Zion. A fun theory could mean some of the alpha timeline humans like Silver Fox and maybe even mom are still alive. But it's a stretch. It's also very likely (You)'re the only one.
>>539636130>obnoxious censorshipyep. not buying
https://x.com/Ratto7R/status/1968932210242629729Guam skin looking kinda good
>>539637114it's shit
>>539637114>cockpit povwtf
did someone say cock
>>539637114>guams expressions holy moly
fuck these friday maintenances throwing me off...
>>539637245SKK wearing his power armor?
wake me up when the skins have I?N reviews
>>539637516Looks like a manjuu
>>539637114Kamiwasher saves azur lane again
>>539637114SASUGA KAMIWASHER
Yeah, those are manjuu arms/wingsSo either it's a manjuu armor/remote controlled bot, or Guam was the one actually made for the dock workers kek
>>539637775>Official NTR skinOHNONONO BROS????
>>539636976What about dad?
>>539636976When they need you to save the world using special magical robots, but the robots are super hot so you forget what you were supposed to do and fuck them all the time but that's what it took to save the world in the first place so you can pretend it was your plan all along.
>>539637851Did you miss basedyuz's skin
>>539638069They’re really rubbing it in our faces. Laughing at us, even.
>>539637951Fucking them gives them a power boost, it's fundamental to the success of the plan
>>539637851Tha's not cutesace thoughever
>>539637775>the manjuu have secretly been sexually satisfying the botesso thats how skk keeps all 800+ happy
Rock skin is look so much better than Hakuhou skin now
Why is xhe seething about vodkas and frogs at every turn
>>539638261looks like shit
>>539638261you gonna provide a link or just let us stare at a screenshot
>>539638285>vodkasNot canon>frogs quite canon
>>539637775the whole purpose of this bote is to fit the stereotypical dumb blonde in Asian’s fantasy
>>539638261Neither has nipples, so not sure about that.
>>539638369Good lord I fucking love stupid blonde bimbos
>>539638261>unzen has the most bondage of any skinYeah im done with this bote
>>539638369....Asian's?I thought they were stereotypically seen as dumb everywhere
Wtf.....
>>539637903Likely died at the last stand with the Northern Federation and the subsequent Star Beast appearance. Arcana Sanctum trying to make it work out for (You). If he was alive I imagine he'd have god mode privileges and wouldn't be happy with infinity suffering until it works out. Or maybe it has to be this way until we get something out of it. Who's to know? As long as the program is still running we have a chance to come back from extinction and a kind of life. That's what mom and dad bought for us.
>>539638582Not again
>>539638261>
>>539638639heh
>>539638582Yep, that's my popsicleIt's a big one, you know?
>>539638582Guh...
>>539638582Fuck... it's sooooo over...
>>539638582orc POV
Now that I think about it, it's kind of a shame that Hakuhou's bird mask (I think it's a mask at least) wasn't present in her ninja skin.
>>539638582>instant loss the moment she sees it damn, she didn't even try to resist..
>>539639141I mean she is french
>>539638582...
https://x.com/azurlane_staff/status/1968926161070588110https://x.com/azurlane_staff/status/1968940624142549326https://x.com/azurlane_staff/status/1968955723767033868
>>539636976>>539638585How do you keep up with all this? How do you tolerate the fags shitting up the place while you do these?
>>539639680Easy, this is an imageboard so multiple discussions can happen at once.I don't kinkshame either.
>>539639626That last animation on Guam looks retarded, to be honestI don't think it's physically possible to lift your legs in that position unless her tits are solid blocks so that she can push with her chest, because clearly her arms aren't in place for it
>the tranny dropped from high school is having a melty againzzz
>>539639871Please understand you are talking to someone of below 60 IQ
>>539639626>unzens looks like shitas expected
>>539637851>manjuuworkersDont count
>>539639974He's probably just looking for an excuse to start drama so I put an end to it quickly.
>>539639680>>539639871if there were more anons talking about this stuff then it's easier to drown out the fags
>>539639680>How do you keep up with all this?I pay attention to the story since I like it. I don't know how to explain it any more than that. It's nothing special. Just a lore dump.>How do you tolerate the fags shitting up the place while you do these?I don't tolerate anything. It's 4chan where anyone can post whatever and I don't give a fuck about 99% of the people who post here? From my perspective I'm not even seeing it. When you're here for a while it's easy to distinguish whos who and filter retarded faggots. I owe that one anon who talked about how to do them a while back. It really is a quality of life upgrade.
kneb
>>539640231Why does it matter what other people post?Just take part in conversations you're interested in, simple as that.
I forgot about the maint.
>can't do basic math>can't read basic graphs>it's very likely he got kick out of school>the only thing he has on his life now is shitting le 4chinsGrim.
>>539640329>>539640256nyoooo you don't get it people shouldn't be allowed to talk about the things i don't like!!!
>>539640256>photonwhat the actual fuck is wrong with you? why do you hate your eyes?
Concern trolling and falseflagging as the other interlocutor is so low browIt just shows that you're assmad your bait isn't working as expected
Who got the DAL collab again?
>so mad xe had to change personas
>>539640256you're replying to one of them btw
>>539637114That's it? If there's no facesitting on closeup of her ass or thighs I'm not buying
>>539640492I'm not a breadditor so I get a bonus perk to eyesight and heterosexuality.
moga
>>539640639s m h
>>539640518BASED
>>539640687don't think reddit even has darkmode so you got reddivision, actually
I wouldn't know, I'll take your word for it breadditvro.
>>539640518You destroyed xim
I fucking hate how this nigger hang this "win" over our heads for the rest of his lifethe only consolation we know it will at least be a short one
https://x.com/azurlane_staff/status/1968963662003261565
>>539640518This worse than being raped...
it's ok because he will commit suicide like every other schizo
>we, our, usFaggot sure love talking to himself
>>539641076who are you talking to
>>539641102I mean, myself, but it's different
>>539641076you somehow got xim and it's kinda funny
Helena Meta is no longer overprotective skk
>>539641316TL?
>>539641316nicht habla espanol, entschuldigt sich
>what failing in math does to a motherfuckershitler melty
>>539641316Is this the second part of the event's story?
>>539641418Helena has gone somewhere>>539641509Yes
>>539641561So?
>>539641612It's over...
>>539641647Helena isn't french, so I trust her.
>>539640687>>539641561Explain doko
Azur Lane be like
no one cares about H*lena META anyways
Yes, yes, we hate Helena, we hate Helena HOWEVER!
>>539641765I already did. I'm not that anon. It's cooler when you experience it in the game anyway.
>HOWEVER!We love H*lena
>>539641949Elablorate then cunt, all you did was drop NTR bait and act mysterious. I'm giving you the benefit of doubt and assuming you're not one of them.
>>539642016you're replying to one of them bro
Nice
So we get dubious spic facebook bait and everyone falls for it?
>>539641949i don't play the game anymore so explain
Game's up, if anyone still plays
Her game.
>>539642468I wouldn't worry about it.
>>539642651>>539642597...
>>539642798Explain......
>>539642347Look at those boulders, fuark
I wish they never went with the le multiverse timetraveling simulation shit
I wish we go playable sirens already.I want to oath them all.
>>539642976you can try blue archive if you dislike le multiverse time traveling simulation shit
>>539642651Nah my game
>>539642347actual breast exapnasion or just artist made her tits bigger in the skin
>>539643553we already got an expansion skin last update, the one with the orange hair whose name i forgot
>>539643703Weird yuri
>>539643741Weird yes
>>539638582>dockworker shock faceWho asked for this?
>>539643969Me, I asked her to do it
>>539643703is this a VA connection
>>539643553Momentary thing unfortunatelyHaven't found a way to make it permanent, if there is one
>>539643969>he admits he has a small dickIs this how you wanna do this? That could be YOUR dick
>>539642798>gatekeeping this hardnot cool bro
>>539644206I am thankful that it is only momentary
All he French girls belong to me.
Gib missiles
>>539644206honestly this makes it one of the more interesting lewd skins they recetnly did, I just wish you could see the actual expansion but baby steps
>>539638582can't wait to talk about this skin with the bros on the other thread
>>539642442it's dubious seamonkey facebook bait actually
>>539644262
>>539644206That loading screen makes sense now >>539622339
>>539629598Yeah
>>539645195one punch SKK
>>539644426Not canon
>>539644206holy fuck titcowzen
Any guides for the skins yet?
>>539643332*Kyiv
I'm in!
>>539646474lmao maybe in blue archive
>>539644527Yes the /azur lewd general/
>buys dreamland bag>get ryuujou swimsuitOk
Enty is the MC.
Uniporn*
>en is up
chink say is worse than first batch
>>539648085>>539647063we have never been this early
>>539648350stupid dog
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/135282547
>>539648410
https://x.com/yituoqiudaoyu/status/1968988873410716002
>alsace doesnt have implied sexdarn
>>539648759Not with you~
>>539648759If you like sex scenes you can try blue archive
>>539648759She only does with THAT
https://x.com/_skyfracture/status/1968976961134367002
>>539648759nevermind… you have to spank her 4 times to get access LOL
I want to glaze faces of kneeling maids
>>539648974yeah ok this may be the best skin of the event wtfunzen MOGGED
>>539649094Moga?
Unzen skin is ugly
Guess I’m dipping from this general till Monday again
>"people" hating the Rock are the same "people" who post cuck shitwell whaddya know
>>539649673thanks to shitters i guess skin preference simply isnt allowed
>>539649171
>>539649673There's a reason why the rock skin isn't posted much in that thread
>>539649981This is just a good girl, not even close to our trashbait
>>539648085>it's realWhoa, what's going on?
>>539650093
White Taihou is kinda cute ngl fr
>>539649920New wifey
>>539650075What did you want?
>>539650273Stop speaking ebonics.
>i bought laffey, warspite, morrison and gascogne skins >only renting the l2d skinsI feel good
wow unzens skin barely moves
why did the maint finish in like 4 hours wtf is going on
I think Alsace won and bigly.
>>539650956We'll get spammed with out of date messages soon enough
>>539650764It’s funny, first she got mogged by shinano’s swimsuit having way more love put into it, now she’s mogged by Alsace’s having way more love put into it
>>539651117>purple nailsWhen....
>>539651117Bln is gonna go crazy...
>>539651117...
>>539651117>Yumi clone
>>539625290>>539625813>>539634437SKK is canonically Asian.
>>539651117
>>539651117Kuh...
>>539651538That looks so retarded lol
>>539651538>>539651117What a PAWG
The alsace skin has a lot of small pose/details changing, but when you pick them the camera zooms on the background/sky for a moment.It's a good idea to skip the need to animate her getting into pose from where she stands normally.
Your Sakura UR events main heroine, sir.
>>539651746Animators got lazy with this one huh
Oh my official lewdshttps://x.com/Dishwasher1910/status/1968990835434778829
>>539648098No shit, dude. I didn't need the chinks to tell me that.The second batch is rarely better than the first one.
>>539651826She is the heroine of the entire game.
>>539651879>>539651590Now kiss
Why does she have purple nails...
>my face>my though
>>539651826>>539652037>Main villainftfy
>>539652076No....
>>539652076She's an oni
>>539648098Yeah honestly none of the new L2Ds hold a candle to the first batch
>>539652076It's her boyfriend's favorite color
>alsace suddenly not jiggly during sexthis robot…
>>539652076What is it about purple nails, idgi
>>539652076Fuck...
>>539651538
>>539651879Rather than lazy, I think that it's getting creative with the budget they have.L2D skins are simply not as premium as before at this point now that they're pushing out Dual Form (2-in-1 skins) and L2D+ (second artwork for a new pov).
>>539644206>no option to keep her chest that sizeNope, not gonna buy it. First time they cater to my breast expansion fetish and they drop the ball.
>>539652301...
>>539652235>no explanation for what purple nails meanRunning away like a bitch?
>>539652475you are replying to someone that got drop from high school, lole
>>539652393>breast expansionYou can call me gay but my ideal chest size range is from "bigger than flat" to "just smaller than head"So I bought the skins of Warspite, Laffey, Gascogne and Morrison
>>539652587We DO not care
>>539652587You can try blue archive if like reasonable breast sizes
>>539651117>>539651538>>539652076>>539652301Built for me.>>539652532Yeah, me.
>>539652301Does she know we can see the slap mark....
>>539652617Who is>webecause I care>>539652642You don't speak for me, not since 2019
>>539652750please don't engage with the mentally ills
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdQ_FjGeKjkAzur Lane A Dance for Amahara Above Event PV Vol.2
>>539652927Fuck minsk
>>539650057I want Nagato META to boss me around and call me puppy
>>539652915> oath skins mentioned in video> no oath skins in this path???
>>539651117>Pink nail polishBotes need more of this
manjew milked me
>>539625290>Dancing on the Amagilewd
>>539653204No..
How long until I can finally cum inside that wolf girl in Promilia?
>>539652915>keyframe glitch on brennus's titsLOL
>add ... to filters>thread quality improves tenfold
He knows the techniques of the lost art called foreplay
>>539653314?
>>539652694It's to cover the tat.
>>539653415
>>539653323>he can't handle the heatYou just a bitch
>>539653474Manjuu should sexualize small chest botes like her, especially with lewd positions on l2d skins
So Helmet is no longer a mentally ill yandere? Maybe the writers realized they already had too many villains on the docket.
>>539653527You just haven't been put in a situation where YOU can't handle the heat yet
Please be robutt
>>539653323Do not filter Essex
>>539653240I imagine Alsace jerking me off with her pink nail polish while I watch her videos...
So when's the next plot continuing event?Does it only happen on anniversaries?
>>539653527I bet you think Stalin purges were also case of him not handling the heat
>>539653527I don't think a tranny that takes dicks in every orifice gets to call anyone a bitch, bitch.
>>539653649Well who is it?
Guam...
>>539653705Implying he gets any action outside of his dildos lmao
>>539653716Could be far worse
>>539653721Refer to >>539653324
>>539653803>worst l2d of the entire eventid rather have a dynamic than that skin
>>539653862I get you but at least it's for a bote that sees use, better than Brennus in my book
>>539652301Nice you can slap her ass as well?Hopefully 1 more canon sex scene with her this event
>>539652301PAWG.
>>539654378You slap her ass 5 times and then you unlock an implied sex scene
>>539654424Not sure if you're trolling or being real and that's funny af
>>539654509no it's real, when you look in her big pose menu, the one at the top is a silhouette with the number 5. if you slap her ass it goes down, until it's unlocked.
>>539654601Kys
>>539652301
>>539654632Everyone keep safe.
>>539654661
>>539654661>>539654825Guh...
>>539654825>>539654661YASUKE FUCKS THIS?
>>539654910>>539654910>>539654910>>539654910
>>539653323you made xim mad, king.
This tranny was really replying to himself for at least 20 minutes and already evading
omg evil sex and evil enty what are they up to
>>539653323Nyo..