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Fat nigga alert
I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Sweep Tosho. Every day I would wake her up by coming in her and every night I would cum in her right before going to sleep, which I would do with my dick stuck inside her. I would take some viagra before bed just to maintain my erection so that she'll be ready in the morning when I thrust into her like an animal and slather her in kisses. Part of our wedding vows would be to have as many children as physically possible. I wouldn't even care if she's already pregnant, I'll fuck her while she's pregnant and she'll get double pregnant. I'll fill her with so much cum every day that she'll look pregnant even when she isn't (which she'll never be after we're married) I would do everything in my power to make Sweep Tosho as fertile as possible. I'd give her fertility drugs, I'd give her uterus massages, breast massages, I wouldn't let her go an hour without at least one spastic orgasm. I'll even bake her home made lactation inducing biscuits to help her get to a point of hyperlactation syndrome so that she'll be seeping out multiple quarts of milk per day. Which I will save and drink just so that I can tell her how delicious it is. I'll make her so fertile that triplets will be the minimum number she's carrying at any given time. I would literally never stop doting on her, I would respond to her every beck and call and I would cum inside her again each time she asks for something. She would be so pregnant all the time that she would literally not be able to stand up straight anymore even after menopause. Her spine would be permanently bent out of shape to accommodate a pregnant belly. Even after she can't get pregnant anymore I would just keep putting more eggs into her. I would clone her purely so that I can put fresh eggs from the clone inside her after she runs out of them. She would have so much progesterone running through her veins at any given time that even the thought of not being pregnant would seem alien to her.
shan't be rolling for hishi amazon. not because she is bad, but because she is black
>>539555537>try to get A.I. to write romance with Oguri>constantly makes everything about KFC
DAIWASWEATYMASSIVESCARLETS
>>539554590Bwi?
>>539555582ahem
>>539555582Grok is this real?
>>539555316>Girl with prince-like charm + big tits >Otaku GF >implying nobody likes either of those types lmao
13 days until Fuji Kiseki!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHJS1p8UDXI
>>539555525ok retard how do you suggest getting 1200 power and 600 stamina without power cards??
>>539555682>wasting a slot on a guts card and not just getting the req off dialogue choices and friendship building in the first year/stacked summer
Why would anyone like Fuji or Digitan? They both seem like being a dyke is their whole personality
>>539555797>1200 powerlol>600 staminastam parents
>>539555797bwo, your stamina sparks?
>>539555797MLB King Halo, Kita, Teio for your 3 speed cards and then one MLB Stam card to hit 600 stam
>>539555582duramente...
Digitan LOVE
>behind by 3 milestone rewards with no communication about it>steam player count down to 10k>70% of my club and friends list haven’t played in the past week>even the subreddit is starting to doom>cygames hitting the emergency “increase rewards” button but too scared to reveal any specific numbersholy fuck we are actually in trouble aren’t we?
>>539554590just get lucky
>>539555972is digitan actually good for this CM? she has mile/late surger skills/wet conditions
Everyone… Stop fighting…
What's her fucking problem???
>>539556029>cuts out the cards
CM3 Themehttps://youtu.be/5NV6Rdv1a3I?list=RD5NV6Rdv1a3I
Casual outfits when
mlem
I think the psyop is working, I might actually try to roll for Chiyono when she's out in global.
>>539556074I was born to fight
>>539555979you will redeem your 20 daily jimmies and you will be happy
Do I spend 194 statues on this? Ain't rolling until S.Maru which is like over a month away.
>>539552756>>539552827IM SO RETARDEDANY TIME I DO LATE SURGERS THEY CANT EVEN WIN THEIR CAREER LET ALONE WIN A CMCan someone please spoonfeed me because I've been trying vodka and late oguri and they have NOT been turning out well
>>539556074
>>539556221goo goo babies but i lick all of the spilled hachimi on super creek
>>539556402show your deck
>>539556402front themuntil you have enough poweror until URA final if you don't give a shit
why is dantsu stuck in npc prison
Is there a cap on acceleration or are you supposed to just stack as many as possible?
>>539556402Run them as as front or pace at first until your stats sort out
>>539556116Ok but when she sneaks into the trainer’s dorm at 3am and sucks the soul out of me she’s not breaking any rules?
>Late surgers are easy
>>539555979SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU RETARDED BITCH. THE GAME IS FINE. JUST BECAUSE YOU LOSE CM DOESNT MEAN YOU NEED TO BE A RETARDED DOOMER EVERYWHERE YOU GO.
>>539556507accel caps at 1.0 but you want as many as possible in case one doesn't proc
Literally impossible for f2p, you need at least SSR power pasa or some other bs
BETS ON FUCKING SPARKS
>>539556402Don't go late in career races unless you feel lucky. If there's like 10 paces and 5 fronts you're just asking to be brocked. Just take the memefront pill (only works if you're massively overstated).
>80 rolls>not a single ssrThis is it.I officially hate Seiun now.
MARE GAMEMARE GAME.
>>539556274>unfortunately, Vodka was super straight and crushing on her trainer(male)(me)
>>5395566401 wit
>>539556584does she know her only future now is as an uma prostitute
Fat fuck
>Unyielding spirit, prepared to pass, hesitant front runners, shifting gearsWindy is actually decent. Why didn't this card get any hype at all? It's worth a 10 or 20 roll.
>late surger>"don't run them as late surgers"
Mare pussy
>>539556584I tried to make a Grass parent but she's somehow the hardest of Late Surgers to train. Can't win shit.
>>539555797>falling for the 1200 power gaslightlol
is pump some iron good for pace chaser?
>>539556726well, it's something
>>539556354In the same boat...I'm forced to save due to Pasta, it's not a bad investment, just not that optimal
>>539556039the card? it's biggest problem is lack of specialty priority, though with training effectiveness it works as a roamer
>>539556840And so the boulder rolls back down…
>>539556764It's in the name, that's why you run is lateDumb King
>>539556354Ryan legend race soon
>>539556762Shit events, not the best stats, skills are good but nothing broken or essential.
>>539555817Just be a better trainer, bwo. Only bad trainers rely on cards.
>>539556523I don't take advice from demons
Stop training your garbage-ass late surgers and invest in Smart Falcon instead
>>539556792wait what do you mean 1200 POWER means shit?
Do umas think about anything besides running, eating and sexually harassing innocent trainers?
>>539556831>is a skill that can only proc in 6th place good for pace chasers?Truly a mystery
>>539556664For what it’s worth I don’t think I’d stop at 1 or 2 kids with Seiun.
>>539556940>sub 600 stamoh nyo
>>539555525nah Vodka is great even at 0lb
>>539557043exercising
>>539556940>568 stam>332 witwho's gonna tell him?
Amazon more like Mamazon
>>539557046you talk like its really obvious and well described.
>>539556502>put her as one of the main singers of last year’s half anni song>put her in a bunch of events and a support card>everyone else from her gen/movie is already playable>still stuck in npc purgatory after almost 600 days and countingBeing Dantsu is sufferinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96Cx62Ud0Nc
more like he/she amazon
Geschlechtsverkehr mit Eishin Flash
front or pace daiwa?
Torena-kun.... Don't look......
>>539557034I tried but lack Angling and Scheming and didn't manage to hit the stamina target.
>>539554590seiun sky is stam witif you want to reach it easily choose a speed power uma
>>539557204>Game database>https://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)
I don't want Opera's shoes, they look really dumb and probably smell weird
trot trot trotget blocked get blocked get blockedtrot trot trot
Oh so that's why they latched onto this series and these two
>>539557024You should
missed Standard Distance on my Blockshin and bricked her, she was basically done with Groundwork/Speed Eater/Mile Corners - even had Mile S/Turf S as a bonus lmao
>>539557156I won'tWitjap explains it too, why what they do is not gonna work, but they refuse to listen.
>>539557034I don't have Cuck Falcon
Best uma for mating press?Best uma for prone bone?Best uma for full nelson?Best uma for deepthroat?Best uma for ball worship?
>>539556923>aug 14 on jp>when SMaru was jul 28I would've pitied her and collected enough Ryan dupes by then. So that's kinda pointless.
what support cards does our japanese sage recommend?
witjap is a confirmed fraud
>>539557497* meant I missed Tokyo Racecourse
>4th run in a row without a single groundwork sparkThis will pay off one day. This will pay off one day. This will pay off one day.
>>539557556Tokai TeioTokai TeioTokai TeioTokai Teiowhy would you want balls to be worshiped?
>>539557034This is the best I was able to do but the stam is too low
>>539557556Daiwa ScarletDaiwa ScarletDaiwa ScarletDaiwa ScarletDaiwa Scarlet
>>539557497>Blockshin>~600 witShe was bricked long before that
>need helios for mile corners and general skills>need amazon for spurt (im NYOT relying on inspiration even though i have my own 5* spurt parent)>need oguri for furious feet>want to remake an end maya with red shift>can't recreate this statline because 3/3 is so unpredictablewhich power card do i drop bros
>>539557640i want to fuck tama's torena
Thoughts on prioritizing wit over power for an ace? Feels like it would solve the consistency and positioning issue which seems to be the #1 cause of losses.You'd still be maxing out Speed as much as feasible obviously but you'd be raising wit next instead of power.
Gyarus are so hot
>>539557645Umas start from there
>>539557435you've been trying real hard to make it seem like season 2 is bad but the fact of the matter is people love it because the story behind the real tokai teio is inspirational and kino and i don't appreciate the bad vibes you've been bringing to this thread just because you have some limpdick grudge against yurifags
>>539557425I think (You) smell weird
Hag groove didn't give me a single hint throughout the career, didn't know that was even possible
Personally, I’m rolling for all the dirtfriendshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pI_VUNYXysI
what happened to the *rapes you* Operafag? Did he get shit on in CM2 and quit?
>>539557746Daisca is a pure girl
>Come home from a rough day at work>Fire up a borrow run>Fail a low% training>Night owl>Shrine doesn't work>Infirmary doesn't workYou know what cygames maybe I really will just fucking kill myself.
>>539557746
I got early acupuncturist, hot spring ticket, fast learner and lucky left handed proc from a race. I also got slow metabolism and night owl + a failed training event. Still turned out insane
>>539557746Daiwa IS NOT a fucking gyaru
>>539557746gyarumusume
I want to train parent but I have no monies to level up those cards.
>>539557865I've had runs where Eishin either never gave a hint or gave me only stats.It can happen, and fuck me it's frustrating when it does.
>>539556120I was cutting out the skills
>>539558003holy smokes!!!
>>539557895All the "soulbros" did, the ones that thought their horses could actually win with the power of friendship and yadda yadda. All of them dead, killed by Golshi.
>>539558003WE'RE RICH
>>539557956very nice
>ummm lol he is falling for the power gaslight>ummm lol he is falling for the wit gaslight>ummm lol he is falling for the guts gaslight>ummm lol he is falling for the stam gaslight
>>539558003Apologize umatards
>>539558003CYGENEROUS
>>539558036>borrow kitaf2piggers have no excuse now
>Making bakushin front>4 speed 2 power (3MLB speed,, 2 MLB power)>Fail to reach 1200 speed in the three daily borrows?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
When can we just switch umas from just the spark window instead of open/closing window and check them one by one? Surely they added this in future updates right...?
>>539557956That's an interesting THH setup, no idea if it was intentional or not
>>539558003we don't deserve cyglorious
everything about CM3 sucks so much assI am not enjoying this at all absolutely ngmialready tapped out an it ain't even here yetyou see all these crazy tweaked out umas and its just like nopeI can't even achieve have that cause lmao no speed cardsits just fuckin cooked I'm over it.
>>539558003AHAHAHAHAHA5 MORE CARATSI REMEMBER SOME OF YOU RETARDS SAYING WE'D GET 75
>>539558003FUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK WE ARE RICH
Haru Urara only race40297369
>>539557425>probably smell weirdthat's the point idiot. get your nose in there.
>>539558003CYGENEROUS DOES IT AGAIN
>>539558003>5 extra caratsI kneel to CYGENEROUS
It's fake you retards.
>>539557640>new scenario comes out>he has to remake all his parents again
>>539557681Deck looks fine. Keep gambling for a high roll. I don't see anything that would remove the relying on inspiration. you're still hint fishing
>>539558003this is real btw
>>539558003>had to go on xitter just to make sureit's fake lol you really think we're getting more carats?
>>539558003This is honestly more insulting than not getting anything at all
>>539557865I just had it happen on my last parent run. No hints from inspiration either with 11* groundwork legacy.
short
lol what
>>539558003I cannot find this tweet, am I retarded or is this bait
>>539558312
>>539558169Oh wow, it's almost as if you were never meant to compete with whales, and the failure was meant to make you spend on the game out of frustration. How strange, almost as if all of Cygames' little soulcrushing, PvP centric games were engineered to do exactly that.
>>539558003The fact that people think this could be real means this game is cooked already.
>>539558314anon...
>>539557679This is troll misinfo btwNever trust guides from here
>>539558003Quality shitpost
>>539558314What do you think
>>539558169Just remember that shorter races are pure gamblingThose cracked out dual capped umas WILL lose to some random fucks triggering the right skill at the right time
>there is an anon in this thread that unironically says "yadda yadda"
>>539558075>He fell for the speed gaslightO I am laffing
>>539557746What I wouldn't give for a sniff
Spreading misinfo sure is easy nowadays, the average retard doesn't go to check by himself huh
Who tf is this character and why does she keep randomly showing up in El's career?
>>539557273I want her so bad. Incredibly cruel that she’s running alongside SSR Nature…
>>539558169open league exists for a reason
>>539558380Yeah maybe. I mean. I could put my fingers in the vice and give it a mighty twist, but fuck whats the point. I just don't see how any of this is actually winnable. The best ones I've made don't even come close to these seiun sky builds. Shits just wacky an unreachable. I see your point, but I ain't bitter about it. Just incredibly annoyed. lmaoLike fuck this. >:C
>>539558169Did you miss the CM2 melties where high stat umas lost to literal shitters?
>>5395580035 (FIVE) whole carats
>>539558041eat your vegetables
>he thinks 600 stamina will be enough for CM3Sure, most won't bring debuffers but someone will and it will fuck you over
sakura chiyono o
>>539558437It's literally URA approved
>>539558528
>>539558528I think she's the McDonald's cashier
>>539558003>>539558051>>539558083>>539558198>>539558249>>539558272>>539558275>>539558283>>539558456>>539558419Apologize.Right fucking now.
>>539558570Yes. Go join some of them. Host them yourself too. Even open has literally flawless skill/stat umas that are neigh unbeatable already. What an odd thing to post. You should already know this if you are playing the game. Have you not seen them? I have. Shits fucked. Fucking retard. You will never be a real smartass. Don't @ me again you little bitch.
>>539558003FIVECARATS
>>539558720
>>539557795>you've been trying real hard to make it seem like season 2 is badWhat do you mean?>but the fact of the matter is people love it because the story behind the real tokai teio is inspirational and kinoI don't know much about the real Tokai Teio's story, but uma Tokai Teio's story in S2 is pretty inspirational. She was someone hailed as some genius, but due to an unfortunate injury she was unable to complete her goals. Still, she didn't let that injury get to her and carried on through sheer force of will. She failed yet again on another goal and even got injured twice to the point of almost having to give up on her career, but this time she drew inspiration from the people around her to persevere. It's pretty damn inspirational and kino. If that's anywhere near the real Tokai Teio's story then I'm interested in reading about it.>and i don't appreciate the bad vibes you've been bringing to this threadI'm sorry. I've just been posting screenshots while watching the show.>just because you have some limpdick grudge against yurifagsI don't. I enjoy as much yuri as the next guy, but the games seem more focused on torena love and way less on yuri, so it was puzzling to me why there were seemingly more yuri than in other player focused story gachas. Now I know why.Hope this clears things up!
>>539558003While fake, an extra 5 carats per day would be 150 a month, pretty much 5 extra days of monthlies compared to now assuming the actual 30 per day.I unironically expect Cygames to be way more jewish than this.
>>539558720>tweet doesn't existHeh better luck next time and incoming 250 monies added to daily log in.
>>539558615600 stamina is overkill already, it doesn't matter.
>>539558615600 isn't the minimum requirement, it's the "I'm safe" amount.
>>539558612YADA YADA YADAAAAAA
>>539558720dragalia...... lost............
>>539558752what was his name again?
>>539558169I won geminis as F2P with 900 speed and 1000 stam, crybaby
>>539558003This really is the gaslight general huh
I'm happy with this Bourbon grandparent since the greens are easier to get inherited than groundwork.
>>539558720*cums on you*
>>539558003We’ve hit the motherload, /uma/…
>get so much joy from winning daily races with my mid Seiun Skyis.... is this what love feels like?
>spend 10 gajillion years building 3 A+ front runners with full groundwork groundwork (get it)>gets countered by a single smart falconLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UMA UMA DOL
>>539558631URA is literally funded by (((them)))
>>539558747Trainer issue, I won open league with shit stats. If you can't manage that with a bad deck then I don't know what to tell you.
>>539558003>posting the edited tweet
>>539558003I knew this was fake because they wouldn’t increase carats. I’m expecting monies and support points desu wa.
>>539558003F-Five??? Konnaniiiii?
>>539558994We hope you rike this change and continue support umamusume pretty dahby, royar prayer
>>539558942But bwo, the Smart Falcon ALSO needs groundwork
Out of 25+ groundwork parent runs I've only gotten the spark on 3 (three) umas and all of them are 1* blue shitter
There is no downside to marrying Dia-chan.
>>539558793Wait the horse in that video is Doto?
>>539559004This 100%.People here are in for a rude awakening when it comes to Cyjewness.
>>539558942smart falcon is the sleeper top tier this CM
>>539558786okay, wrong guy then. sorry i was mean to you. carry on.
>>539558003>>539558994>posting edited tweets
NTR!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaUCPC_kUGgReminder
>>539558003I’m confused? Is it fake? Are we not getting more carats :(
>>539559179ok but what are the upsides
>>539559249Giwtwm
>>539557956no 300 guts...
cingray but it's closer to pretty derby where oguri wants to bang her trainer, kitaharathat'd be funny
>>539559249How do I get a gf like this IRL?
>>539559406You are, in fact, getting way more carats than that
This game makes no sense.
>>539559179what if i'm in love with kita-chan instead
>>539559406No. You pray game, you pay money, you get carats. NEXTO.
Oh yeahThis is it
Stop posting my wife without my permission
>>539559406Yeah, it’s edited. Real tweet is here: >>539559361
>>539558786>If that's anywhere near the real Tokai Teio's story then I'm interested in reading about it.nta but I recommend watching the races while reading his storythere is a write up about IRL teio here:https://umamusu.wiki/IRL:Tokai_Teioand here are the races: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kd5OzuQHKCo
>>539559406you can always open twitter bro
>>539558942Falco kowai!
til cygames is incorporated in israel....
is there a reason red shift isnt recommended for CM3? seems decent
>>539559513looks like she had trouble breaking out of the pack, maybe you need more power
>>539559648It's the requirement to be at the front, which at that point in the race can get really nebulous.
>>539559648Use the 123 gaslighter
>>539559650I will roll her and I will get an onsen ticket with her.
3 front for cm3 is a brick2 front 1 late is how you win
>>539559648it doesn't proc in a good place for anything but ends and lates and is a lower prority then chasing like pump some iron and other skills
imagine spending dozens of runs trying to get groundwork from inheritance when you can just use Falco with Air Groove's SR and cuck everyone
>>539559774chiyono doesn't even know what sex is
>>539559650>>53955980812 foals with meine Fraulein
I don't see how I'm able to hit 1200 speed with this deck and comfortably get 800 power or 600 wit. I'm running 9 stam sparks and 9 speed sparks btw
>>539559346haha yuritard seeing ghosts
nice overlord bro
>he fell for the 600 wit meme
>>539559832Show us your super Falco with the guts card then
Falco run I did today, hope it's pretty decent, thoughts?
>>539559659The randomness of the career training is fine, I suppose, but the completely nondeterministic nature of the races themselves is nothing short of infuriating. You can get all the skills, run in front, have stats 3x greater than any of the NPC umas, and still not win. I HATE IT. But I also love the cute umas.
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty buttsniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt
>>539559887i'm not a yuritard i'm just a teiofag
how do I squeeze out 80 more wit..
Thanks for funding Kamiverse for another 3 years even though nobody plays it
>>539558986sex>>539559848but I do, and I'll teach her
cm3 is pretty nice, we have so many options to choose from
>That huge gap of my veteran list that is just Rudolf 19 times straightI don't know how I did all of that in 3 days
Makweeeen....
This is third time this run, what a bitch
>>539559689
I thought you guys were gone for good this time...
its decidedyou need 800 stam and 2 gold recoveries for taurus cup.
>>539560063Post uma yuri anyway pls.
>>539560236https://youtu.be/0Iqr0L4bUms?list=RD0Iqr0L4bUms
>>539560247whatcha on about?
>belno isn't a real horse so she won't be in the game>we can't bang herwhat a waste of a cute design
>>539560272Where are you getting this
>>539560272But who decided that
haha look at them they're carrying balloons haha why are they doing that haha
>>539560304Umas are for trainersPost female trainer x uma
fingering teio until her pussy juice becomes as thick as her hachimi
>>539559867600 wit is a meme, just get 1200/1200 and 300+ wit after you have enough skillpoints. More wit means more skill triggers but if you have more skills it doesn't matter>Inb4 what about consistencyJust do 2 fronts
>>539560346at this point keibafaggotry has outlived it's usefulness and uma needs to start doing it's own thing. no one except autistic boomers would care if they started adding fake umas into the game.
Why are people trying to gas up end closer oguri vs late surger oguriIs it really THAT much of a difference?
I am VERY soulful, therefore I will run 2 fronts and Narita Taishin, a very niche strategy.
>>5395604313 more months… She will be mine…
>>539560649>>539560346Belno cant even win the debut race like I think she's Canon shitter than haru
>>539560236Umazing!
>Tracen has virtual reality machinesHow advanced is this school?
>>539560345Site died
>>539560846Jones failed her, we should step in and actually make her win for once
I would fuck Oguri every day until the bed breaks
I love this boyfaggot so much
cygenerous seeded account
>>539560876ufos in japanese are called U.M.A.s
Gyaru sex after marriage
>>539557034I don't like Idiotic Pigeon
I've had enough of being a witlet, no more.
>>539560809
>>539560876Don't look into it or THEY will get you
>>539561012
>lose debut and 2 maiden races>lose 1st G1 mile>fail nurse eventthis mayano parent run is looking nice already, good use of a borrow too
sex with dog
I want to rape a Dotoposter
>>539561108>fail nurse eventI would never fail at nursing on mayano's top guns
>>539560610If I was training a front runner this would be easy, this is a deck for my pace chaser...
>>539559984I'll do it later bro, it's independence day here
>>539560654sexo>>539560809ignore kill marry fuck>>539561082kill fuck marry
>>539557034Existence itself is a debuff
>>539561197reddit dog
>>539561163
>>539559996significantly better than mine
>>539561351reddit/contrarian post
>>539560236holy fucking based thx bwo
>>539560809>>539561082I wish Norn Ace was real...
>>539555582yadayadayadayada
>>539558615No one is gonna bring a debuffer to the finals
>>539561376
Kinguuuhhh Harroooo
Is having great mood a high priority during career? Or should I just “”passively”” get it through events?
>>539561301Brian my beloved
>>539561471don't we all?>>539561576MY BRO!
>>539558528Umamusume A
When will it be her turn?
>>539561083I want to get with Machitan..
>>539561576
>>539558528We may never know... She is cute through
>>539561569several people said the exact same thing about CM2 and yet debuffers were still in half my CM2 matches and my final
but what is an horse?
>get great stats for ace>unfortunately glueMachitan when?
>>539561626Does thou desire a 20% increase to thee rainbow training?>>539561639LOOK AT THAT CUTIE PIE!
>>539561845I’m mainly talking in the first 10 or so turns, before I have any rainbows.
God I hate the doc so muchIm trying to read about next CM but it is SUCH word vomit
>>539561770
>>539561201I want to make sweet love to a Suzukaposter
>>539561947I read somewhere that mood up pays itself back in 6 turns of training.
>>539561845Oh so this is why my Umas suck... I was ok with Good but you clearly have to go Great
Daiwa.
>>539561954what do you want to know
Apologies to karaoke now!!!
She's got this!
I couldn't win URA with this. I've been trying to make a Maru parent for cm but she just jobs in half of the G1 races. 50% of runs she can't win URA with 700+/600+/600+ stats. Never had any trouble winning with Oguri. What a shit game.
>>539561448np bwo
What the fuck is her problem?
>>539562078Cow
Thoughts on these roommates?
>>539562228my wife and our autistic daughter
>>539562228You just know Urara gets molested
>>539562228SHARINGAN
Which track is it again? yasuda kinen or victoria mile?
>>539562108The basics i guess beyond just "groundwork good" or "late surger good"Trying to figure out value of skills people don't talk as much about like nimble navigator and random stuff like that
>>539562228If I was King and Urara kept crawling into my bed I would molest her ngl
>look it up>it's a condition exclusive to horsesHuh
>>539562228>awww I want to get a bedtime massage why do you only do it for King and lock the doooooor?!
>>539562134Pampering people and seeing them happy makes her happy.But because she grew up at her parent's daycare, her idea of pampering people usually involves THAT
>>539562078Umamusume is a cow game
>>539560649ThisGive them their "fake" names for all I care, it still counts as paying tribute to the irl horseLet me train Urara's mamaLet me train the Kasamatsu squadLet me train the mentally ill americanLet me train Oguri's #1 haterLet me train british BakushinSo many great designs wasted because they don't want to hurt the feelings of retarded keibacels
>>539562228My wife and her first-class mother
>>539562132add little heart eyes
What 3 skills do I need to proc Groundwork on any track?My current plan is:1. Front Runner Savvy2. Standard Distance + Non-Standard Distance3. Right-Handed + Left-HandedIs there anything better, so I don't need 5?
>>539562520
>>539562134Doesn't she know teasing adults is not a good idea?
Alll right clowns. 1st cancer ace run and looks like I'm already done! This is who you'll be going up against. And don't tell me you're virgins who don't get the Long S.
>>539562487breastfeeding?
>>539562228>Covered ears Wife material
>>539562350Yasuda kino
>>539562359There is this but it's a lot of word vomit as well https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vS-cgYpuwnoSWe2gS3A0cG4-4P7r7Upy1iIZ_sKlcd_MBRK1CCF2YXisVeNEDY7xSTgwsGD4X8y9G0o/pubThere is also that skill spreadsheet, but I don't know if it's up to date for CM3
>>539562671>hesitant pace chaserswtf why u gotta do my curren like that
>>539562742>Wife materialShe's 16...
>>539562869out of ten
I know that we are still shilling Seiun and Summer Maru but what's the next big support cards coming?
>>539562427>>539562303Kingu is a mother hen uma, she starts mommy-ing any retarded uma she sees. Super creek is the fake fetish mom, king halo is the real mother mom.
>>539562671You need a B for open league bwo
>>539562671>Firm conditions>Long S>Debuff skillsLiterally Captain Ahab
aaAAAaaAAAA mooOOOooUU
>doing a masterclass Bakushin run where everything goes right>win the onsen ticket at the raffle>she suddenly starts failing low percent trainings>doesn't go beyond second at the URA semifinalsI guess she doesn't like me like that...
>>539562865Sorry bro. I took the skills that were offered to me. Looks like your cup wasn't meant to be.
>>539562636Firm and wet conditions might be easier than standard and non-standard
>>539562636You can gamble on concentration or focus instead of 1. There are also firm/wet conditions
>>539562631
>>539562869Actually, she was 29 and a virgin because of her loser status.
>>539563016If your uma doesn't have URA finale-tier stats by the start of senior year clealy it wasn't a masterclass run
>>539562968If you look hard, the firm is only O. Very likely just leftover points. Otherwise it'd be double circle. I hope.
>>539561592
Bros why didn't you tell me that the Sweep wiki was insanely kino
>>539558942I've been telling people SPARKLY*STARDOM is very good when I ran her in Taurus. It's actually good as inherit too.
Almost texted my manager "Are you going to join the CM" instead of "meeting" I have uma brainrot
The real winner in this cm? Me. I havent played since august and just look at the thread for cute horse girls
>>539562956
>>539562120She's even cuter in great mood.Do Tracen girls bully the NPCs when they see them? What school do they go to? Clearly, they are better than the regional shitters we see in Kasamatsu, since they manage to participate in G1s, so their schools can't be that bad.I know they're just random NPCs and we're not supposed to care, but there's so much I'd like to know about the uma universe.Surely one day we'll get a game that allows us to walk around Tracen Academy and interact with everyone there ourselves, right...?
>>539562712I said daycare, not Red Light District
>>539562945
>>539563161Nah clearly it was that Bakushin fucking hates me.
>>539562228i desperately crave content of King doting on Urara
Damn I breezing through Pasa's career and churning out veterans like a printer. Her ult is too strong
Danchocord has decided on some things. All of you will soon see BIG changes
>>539563316The girls look better without the silly horse ears though
>>539558380Princess Connect is very f2p friendly. I'm sure it lives by selling merch and not ingame currency.
>wanted some El shards to 3* her>bricked my luck insteadIt's over... Will she be a good ace for CM3 at least?
>>539563357Is it a flesh fang?
>>539563392Grass if she stayed in America
>>539563503Damn, maybe they should make some umamusume merch too.
>>539563370omg i really wish they were doing the free 50 scout campaigns for kita and Creek
>mayano reads about some scam advice regarding getting a better body to woo men>Teio comes back to their dorm room to find mayano passed out on the floor naked and sweaty Uhhh, what am I supposed to make of this?
>tryharding the CM>when its a gacha that is also notoriously RNG heavyBrehs...
>>539555453>3 straight campaigns in a row where its just unrelated support chains and character dogshit eventsyeah time to close this game
>>539562427>If I was King and Urara kept crawling into my bedIs that just a fan theory or does she actually do that
>>539563110Nice, thanks anon.
kyuto horutsu
>>539563623NoAlso explode
>>539563268>
>>539563772>Semifinal>800 speed>500 power>B on medium>Mood in goodWhat the fuck is going on
>>539563790King and urara are roommates. Urara sleep walks and ends up sleeping while hugging king a few times. It's ingame, loading screen I think.
>>539563623Don't bother with making her an ace if you don't have whale cards
>>539563790she actually does that, yes, it's part of king's home dialogue
Okay, I don't trust witgod on this one. Should I go Groundwork as Pace Chaser or not? It gives acceleration so in theory I should be right behind the fronts' assholes right instead of way way behind
Reminder that we all HATE teio
Fuck this CM. It's even worse. Can't even train umas because they die to medium/long races. This is BS.
>>539563772>Late runner with less power than speed>Low wit>That deckthat must've been one cursed run, what happened?
>>539563623A front El will smoke everyone
>>539563819she will rape you after losing to Benis Bark
>swimsuit spe and maru in 4 bannersbrehs i'm not ready
Finally finished this meme
>>539564105I tried to train rice or mayano but due to their careers its basically impossible to do proper mile stat distribution without making a subpar "ace", it sucks
There should be a horse named Dai Benin
>Used MLB Kita>Used MLB SRs>borrowed anything that isn't MLB Kita>hits 2 stats above 1.1kyeah bro nice ace you want a medal for it?
>>539563772>120 clocksBwo how... I have like 260...
>>539564149Dantsu paizuri
>4 daily pulls>two 1* characters>two capped R supportsLucky!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6lM9Al4hGMuma for this feel?
>7* power 6* turf el condor pasa>2* victoria por plancha>white sparks of tokyo racecourse, summer runner and focus>3* groundwork but its on the grandparentsFuck it, it'll doTime to borrow a Seiun Sky parent with 4* Turf and start grinding Smart Falcon
>>539564362Yep dailies are riggedOn my 54th daily pull and nothing yet...
>mile maven doesn't even trigger because there are 5+ fronts in every lobbyalright, this time you win, witGOD... you got me good...
Now what?
HARLOT!
Back of the knee maybe?
>gentildonna>hates weakness >is one of the components of urara's meme team along with orfevre?That doesn't line up?
>Suzuka SSR chain events doesn't give friendship pointsIs this an oversight? How is this allowed? Is there anything else like this?
Chiyo Chiyo Chiyo Chiyono O!
>>539564471Teio is basically the same
>>539564471No change of plans. Sex and marry my wife, uma or not.
>>539563920I believe this is what youngins these days refer to as "sovl"
>>539556762She's close to Sweep but you can get unlucky and go 200 rolls before you MLB her and nobody wants to do that for an sr. She'll be in the pool waiting for your Riko/Rice pulls or something.
>>539564492Stop posting my wife without permission
>>539564374Teio in her final race
>>539557034But I'm doing Intelligent Avian + 2 lates?
how the fuck do you have this deck and still fail to meet the stat requirements, are whales retarded?
>>539564652Just consider it NTR.
>>539562520>urara's momqrd?
If your "blockushin" doesn't look like this don't even bother
>"I hope so" gets marked by the uma chat filterI dont understand
>>539564362but /uma/ told me the paid daily pulls are insane value???
>>539564471Goldshi is an improvement Goldshinshi
When I look at the list of all upcoming Uma.Year one I feel like I want just about every other one released.But after that theres maybe only three or four for years 2+ that I would wanna roll on (not counting alts).
>>539564465This is exactly why I dont get the BRING TWO FRONTS gaslightEvery match already has 5+ fronts
>>539558169This is every cm from now onUmamusume is a skillmax game
Isn't Creek cruel?The trainer, literally me, has to hold boner every time she does her baby play as her MASSIVE tits smother the trainer into oblivion That's not healthy
>>539564815Her name might give you some funny ideas but she is nothing like that
>>539564894>Angling and Scheming instead of a useful blocker skill like Duty>4 greens with 2 not even being consistent>Hesitant/Flustered skills that don't matter>Early lead (lmao)>Straightaway skill that only has a 40% chance to be useful for a blocker>No Mile Corners>No Front Runner Corners>No Curvature>No Speed Eater>No Slipstream>No Ramp Up>No PlaytimeI'm afraid it's glue
>>539564905Being hopeful is forbidden
this is the build
>>539565215No worries, it's just foreplay.
>>539559996Not him but your falcon is missing pasa's ult You want both pasa and seiun ult to make you you clinch wins even against late gamblers
>>539564894this is dogshit bro
>the build that has the chance of giving me the ace I want is 3 Speed/1 Stamina/1 Power/1 Wit with a full Power inheritThis is going to be scuffed but I'll make it work
>sr air groove card>maxed oguri borrow>11* groundwork from parents>not a single groundwork hint in 5 runswhat a nigger game
I was excited when I got my Gemini Gold and couldn't wait to use that title then I looked at club members and almost all of them had Gemini Plat and now I feel bad...
>tfw you get more stats than most f2p on a parent run while running all the races
>>539564894>no Turf S>no Front Sglue
>>539565221>>539564815NTR paizuri
Fuck grinding anymore, I'll just throw those three at the next cm and pray
my blockushin just beat 2 seiun skys lmfao
>been borrowing a strong grandparent for seiun sky parent runs for a week>best I can do is 2* mile 1* groundworkHow much am I going to want to kill myself on a 1* groundwork parent, 3* grandparent...
why are people shilling late surgers instead of end closers for CM3?i thought late surgers were dogshit
>>539565215huh? she doesn't give you a tit sucking + handjob?
I am going to break the tracen rules and fuck my trainee
>>539565503Yeah the main problem is: I don't have El Condor Pasa
what are these dudes smokingno way you can hit that stat spread on bakushin
>>539564812Because its a luck game? Are you dumb?
I-I think this is impressive for having no cards...
>>539565848Why did we have to roll for Seiun Sky again if she and her hellspawn are just going to get blocked by one retard?
>>539565917She has 20% wit
>>539564812>380 witinto the garbage it goes
>>539563647in jp all the strong cards are only appearing during anni with free pulls which i think is a good decision from them
When can I race Maruzensky and sniff her shoes
>>539565865Making tryhards lose to luck is funny.
>>539565917>just get every skill in-gameI mean, holy shit, I'd rather build another Ace than try to put the same effort into "debuffer" that cucks fronts.
>>539565893Roll on seiun sky NOW
>>539564812>LB3 Vodka>whaleThat's a dolphin at most...
Everyone knows about el condor pasa, but what about el condor corre?
>>539565865Vodka has Furious Feat so you don't need to borrow Oguri. Also doesn't have to run longs in career so easier to train.Grass has OYL, also doesn't have to run longs.They also have mid affinity with Maru while Taishin/Golshi have single digit affinity.Yes Spurt/Encroaching is more consistent than Slick/OYL.HWWMN
>>539565865They're the easier option compared to endless Groundwork + Seiun farming and having to shove several Mile sparks into Taishin or GolShiPlus Uokka has a number of Mile skills anyway
>>539565865They have an extra pachinko skill for mile and people are getting burned out by groundwork grind.
>>539566231isnt maru unique shit in this cm?
>>539566214What about me corro en el condor?
>>539565917Maybe you can't
EL DOOOOROOO PAAAASAAAA
>>539566175You know what, I did. And I got it second pull, good shout anon.
This CM is a total coin flip - you win big (1/2/3) or lose hard (6/7/8). There's no in between
>>539566390For front/pace yes.Not for late/end. You go into the late race in 6th, hit pump, it pushes you to 5th, hit red shift, hit furious feat, blast to 1st easily.
>>539565978I was reviewing how I played before today looking at cards etc.I did this around 1.5 months ago and I think that Nishino Flower was my only speed card at that time.
>see uma in racing outfit>Feel nothing >See her in school uniform >Instant bonerBros?
>>539566470So you see, you need 9 more of her to get her to 3* and actually make her ult inheritable, maybe less if you did her legend race
>>539566494can i skip all those accelerations if i just use encroaching?
>>539566635Don't do it, I skipped the inherit accels in cm1 and it cost me the finals.
>>539566635you use all of those alongside encroaching so you have the highest possible chance of gambling for itthey're not substitutes
>>539566487Umamusume is rng game (unless criticizing streamer finals).
>>539566552forcing a tomboy that usually wears trousers to wear skirts is hot as fuck
I got caught fucking Rudolf
>>539566718>>539566828so im forced to choose between nigger groundwork parent grind or nigger low affinity late/end grind????
>>539566674100+ children.
>>53956667417 years old
>every fucking lobby has a blockushitcool thanks for wasting my borrowed runs for the last week you grifter shitbags. So much for the future meta.
>>539566635There's diminishing returns from accel but it's still incredibly strong.If you just have encroaching:>Pump/Redshift 2.72L gain>Furious Feat avg 1.6L gain, max 3.7L gainS Mile is like 1.2L, a good speed skill like Mile Corners OO is like 0.6L
>>539566674mating this fake hag till the end of the world
>>539566674y her tits so beeg
>Daily roll on Amazon bannerFor once I'm happier with the spook because I really wanted her
>>539566674Hag Paizuri
>>539567129my onahole
>>539557679Or just make Bakushin S in Mile and then run her as an ace? What kind of retarded shit is this?
>>539567129but /uma/ said blockushin was a gaslight?
>>539567031yes
>>539566954caught by who?
>>539567031you could always settle for 2nd place anonif you're a LOSER
>>539567129post some of those teams
>>539566930The tracen uniform is really girly and cute. Many umas have hodgepodge uniforms, when you put them in a simple school girl uniform they suddenly become more attractive.
>>539567129>he fell for front memeWhy are you trying to pretend to be a whale when you can't even build your own parents?
REMINDER that if you post your daily pulls then some retard who got NOTHING™ for 50 days in a row will seethe about itMihono Breasts for your time
Just have more wit and run around bakushit
>>539567324do you think she would let herself get mating pressed
nothinn personell stamina requirements
>>539567129>Frontkek thought Angling and Scheming made his hors autowin for the indefinite futureKek I say!
>>539567374Did you have heals
>new CM is finally not a long course>more freedom to pick umas and cards you enjoy playing with>still pigeonholed into 2-3 meta umas or risk not getting any rewardsI fear gacha games asian servers being years ahead of EN/global has forever doomed EN/global to forever copy what worked before instead or working out a meta for themselves.
>>539567324I agree
Uma is actually XOguri waiting room.
where the freak am i supposed to get groundwork from
>>539567372Only after graduation and much hard-won affection.
so how do frontchads counter all these bakushins and falcons??
>>539566930This.
>destroys the supposed forever metaWhy did she do it?
>>539567527Air Groove, Oguri, and/or a borrow
>>539567459Two of them and it is quite comfortable running meme decks with Tachy.
>the oldest are flat midgets>the youngest are tit monsterswhat did they mean by this
>>539566231Grass has to run Arima Kinene twice. I made this mistake yesterday and barely got through.
Wait... Is it 601 stamina recommended plain, or is that 601 stamina + 1 gold?
>>539567557You don't, bring a late/end
>>539567650yes
>>539567632All the old tit monsters died of back problems
>>539567557>bakushinWit and midrace skills>falconWyell.......
>>5395676412500 is easy compared to 3000/3200, you want to end at 601+ stam and 301+ guts anyways.
second 9* spark :D
o-o-once summer maru comes out you endchuds and latechuds will PAY!!!!
>>539567129Feels great not being a frontbab.
>>539567632Eugenics work
>spend past 2 weeks farming groundwork sparks for 3x frontrunners>OMG BRO YOU GONNA GET BLOCKED AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT ITplease tell me this is a gaslight and my 2 weeks havent gone to complete fucking waste..
>>539566674>17 years old
>>539566470You believed and you received
>>539567698Anon please
>>539567337holy fuck please kill yourself
>>539567337That's me. I am the 50 days in a row with nothing seether.
>>539567641Arima Kinen is doable at 540 stamina. Tenno Sho spring will outright kill your run with bad rng sub 600 with no gold recovers.
>>539567249>gets blocked by blockushinHeh.........
>f2p picks pace>whales go any other positionowari da...
>>5395678513 frontrunner is retarded
>>539567907>50 days in a row for the Seiun Sky bannerTime wizard... I kneel.
>>539567851
>>539567906Brocked guy said 900 stam + guts + greens. Recoveries were off the table.
>>5395648943rd place graded group A finalsee you then
>>539567283Teio
>>539567906add a gold rec if you're really scared of debuffers
https://files.catbox.moe/rvpdb6.mp4
>somehow get 1200/1200 on my main stats before the second summer camp>need to build other stats>trainers keep going to their proper training sportsGET OFF YOUR CORRECT ASSIGNMENT RETARDS I NEED EVERYTHING ELSE
>>539567851When ur brocked, you are brocked.
>>539567337More breasts
FFffffuuuuu I might be falling for this dork
>>539567520Kiss and hugs Oguri? I want to plap her
brocked guy lost cm2. I'm afraid he is a confirmed fraud
>>539568028How do you just blatantly lie to people when everyone here watched the video
>>539568125>semen
>>539564465Yeah it's a front skill what the fuck were you expecting? Seriru is delusional. You're more likely to luckshit with a late surger (worst style in the fucking game) than getting the ideal scenario in which all of those pace builds thrive. Hell, you can literally go front with a lot of those builds and have more success by just inheriting seiun sky ult.
post cute boys
>>539567536Another one bites the dust
>>539568124
Guys... It actually fucking happened. After 450+ career runs, a 3* Stamina spark showed up. No Ura Finale, but fuck it. I'll take it.
>>539566674>Skipped the loli phase all together and went straight to hag right from the start
>>539568213>300 stam + 600 guts>uma fucking diesthanks ""wit" god"
>>539568213That's the f2p option.
Wait I'm gonna get blocked by bakushin if I go triple front?
>>539568213But that's what your screenshot says?
>>539568213Have you tried learning to read English?
why is satono diamond such a slut
>>539568125I just like her funny noises on the main menu
rate my final champions
>>539567994f2p can't compete he warned you
>zero mentions of 601/301 threshold in witgod's videoummm... gaslightdocgrifterbros our responses???
>>539568454>215 guts>189 gutsYeah I'm with Tazuna on this one
>>539568125Why is she channeling semen?
I'm going to have to cook an anti-bakushin Bakushin for next CM.
>>539567994>pace elwitgaslightgod, I....
>>539568567witfraud lost cm2, he's barely better than retards like le 90% faggot
wtf makes unrestrained a "gamble" skill?
I choose to glare
what if i creampied mambo without her consent, how would she react
>>539568349It feels so great when you finally get it. Got mine pretty recently too.
>>539568454>DOA 28% of the time>decent>dies before the finish line
>>539568605what the fuck is a blockuchin even, and how does it look stats wise?
>>539568668waste of skillpoints
>>539564465Probably witgod's worst gaslight, everyone is bringing a front or blocker except the people huffing latekek gamblium so hard that they just assume someone else will.
>>539568362These female children already have big tiddies.
>>539568739X/X/1200/600-900/1200GroundworkGet first, ult, die.That's her gameplan.
>AIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE GLOBAL-SAMA PLEASE SPARE ME
>>539568668let's start withwhy is it not gamble, anon?
>>539568605good luck hitting 1200 on spd pow and witblockushin works since they can dump spd(doesn't matter unless you want to win) and go all in on pow and wit to cuck angling from other fronts
>>539568874>1200/600-900/1200 on bakushiiiiiiiinwhat the fuck
>>539568782>gamblium kek, most of my guildies who will run surgers are hedging with a blockushin or falco, so even they are going to bring a front
>>539567851Falcon and Blockshin can completely brick a all front team. I've watched people put maxed out fronts of all varies and they lose to falcon
yeah ok I'm done farming fronts, blockushit with proper pow/wit actually just zooms up and doesn't let go of the lead until the last leg. Speed literally does nothing, japs are honestly the most retarded creatures in existence
>>539568668It activates at a random point, if it procs too early it's useless
Rolling for falcon is also playing the long game, her ult gets buffed to activate in 2nd position too, if it wasn't already strong enough for maintaining the lead
What if you went 1200 speed/wit instead of speed/power
>:D
>>539569084why are you farming nigers when people are constantly talking about making blockers
>>539569115I rolled her because she's cute
>>539569123>dies in the uphill section
>>539569145that reminds me>every single legend race has the enemy uma GLATE at you with malicious intend>TM opera is the only one that just looks forward in her typical fashion
>>539569123She loses at the first hill.
vodkaGODS, show me your CM3 vodka
>>539569261>>539569221uphill/downhill mode is a wit check bro...
>bro you need 600+1 stam and 300+1 guts for the """secret""" speed boost vro ummm what do you mean proofs le doc de 150 pages de sacredido (tm) by le nihon """veterans""" said so gro you better belieb it blo so its le truth fro stop questioning it jro click that stam training zro
I don't like Vodka.
>>539569312Uphill is not a check
Air Shakur is not a brick and don't let your memes be dreams
Fucking Doto tripped and BrOcKeD my Pasa. Rigged!
When are they releasing Uma Musume: Ugly derby?
>rest (all refreshed) +50 energy>this happens right after>>539569396FAGGOT!
>>539569084Uma is simply based on JP keiba. Jap umas run on a glacial pace until the last spurt since they love 2400m-3000m races for some reason.
2nd hot spring ticket today from Matikanefukukitaru. Guaranteed glue run
>blockushin >cucks ultra whaled out front>loses to vodka and ass wonder zooming from behind at Mach 3so, now what?
>blockushin>evil natureReddit-tier nicknames
>rolled all my carats out of impulseAin't life grand?
>>539569353oh no the goyim is nyoooticing get her bros
>>539569353>gets killed by the one freak running debuffers
>>539569584blockushitnigger nature
>>539569572anchors aweigh!!!!
>>539569431>first we had a few madman that did guts only runs>now there is a wits only run, and he still couldn't reach 1200 witlmao>>539569584might wanna pull that thumb out of your buttocks.
>>539569296I'm making a new one with more wit and mile S. This one is too retarded.
>>539569572Yeah that's the point, blockers aren't meant to win, you bring your own ass wonder
>>539569045Does it make sense to run another front if you’re using falco or should the other two just be late/end?
>>539569572Destroy whales.Witness Ass Wonder.Glory to Vodka.
>>539569572It's time to bring back her>>539569692
Bros..? Feel free to follow before it's full. Parents are shit though. ||420121195717||
>>539569707why tazuna? what sparks?
man some of these races just feel like bullshit
>>539569651produce proof of aforementioned death right nowshow me proof of an uma literally stopping and fucking exploding on the track right now
>>539569753Falco + Condor Pasa + late/end or Falco + 2 late/end, whichever you fancy the most
>>539569823>||420121195717||>all those whitesoh boy
>>539568442She's not a slut, she's just a sheltered rich girl that's very forward and won't take no for an answer. it's just that at first she wants you to be her trainer, but once you get her a g1 win she wants you to be her husband as well.
RIP front runners Post CM2 -> Post CM2
>>539569645now it's time... for *that*
>>539569698Can't reach 1200 wit with God Shakur huh...
>>539569931>Post CM2 -> Post CM2
>>539569296If I can't make a better one I'm going with this TT one I made a few weeks ago
>>539569296this is my tt vodka. I'm prioritizing getting a good daiwa atm cause I think it would be cute to have them both compete. Idk who to bring for my third uma
>>539569296First attempt, didn't have enough monies to get her to potential 5 so I'll try again for better skills at some point.
There's some sort of potential priority list? I unlocked Mrznsky up to potential 5 because she's my favorite but I don't know about the others.
>>539569979>the funny crazy super smart "it's for my experiments" uma>can't easily reach 1200 witshmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm im nooticing
>>539569862I used pow sparks. I use Tazuna as a baseline until I highroll something better with an actual card.
>>539570076the gaslight doc has a table
>>539569886Don't have one, I'm hitting the chink gaslight thresholds
>>539569431wit-sama please don't unleash your wrath upon me...
>>539569891For the first one, it’s front pasa not pace right? Otherwise, gonna start grinding for the rest of the team members now then, thank you
>>539570010>>539570030>>539570056>three vodka posts in less than a minutetruly, these are, bright times.
stop showing off powerlets please
>>539564374el condor pasa since she's a spic
Why did I roll for Seiun Sky if some Bakushin with 400 speed is going to deny my unique?
You think you are safe, Global?
>>539570076Maru's pot 5 is useless>>539570214Yes, Front Pasa
>>539569753>create a blocker to stop 1st place skills from activating>should I run another niger that wants to run 1st
>>539570242We all know who the real number 1 is.
Is this Taiki strong enough to beat cancer?
>all these vodka postersermm taishin is going to eat you guys alive
>>539570297We all told you that niges are the whale style broWhales will have 1200 spd/pow/wit ace niges that can beat blockushin
1.2 power front beats 800 pow front with groundwork.
>>539570397
>>539570405probably not, test her in some rooms
is anyone else still farming grandparents or
>>539570504I'm still here.
i wonder how seiun fags feel when they lose to ze blockushin
>my state wont let me buy Uma merch because of some ridiculous porn banIts enough to make you want to boil people alive
>>539568296Horse milk
>>539570504The sad thing is that I'm ALWAYS farming parents, just not in any serious fashion (casual play only).>>539570590>Motherfucker
>>539570473That jobber didn't win a single match in my CM2 experience despite being hyped up as the ultimate CM2 uma. I'm not afraid of her.
>>539567994>late surgery
>>539570405>No Wet Conditions to make up for that powerProbably for round 1, but after that, you're only getting by on faith and love for her.
>front is for whales>pace sucks>late is a meme>end is paywalledOK FINE I WONT PLAY THE GAME!!
>the front runner gaslighting has startedThis is all coming back to Narita Taishin being the best honse in the game again isn't it
>>539570473Taishin is more likely to get brocked by Vodka
>>539570405No but you can pray you get shitters
>front is a brick Wtf why am I farming groundwork parents?
>>539570852pace doesn't suck wit god just did the video on f2p paceshttps://youtu.be/ZC8AvoEtLKA
>>539570731according to his jockey, dream journey attacked him several times with intent to kill. despite this, dream journey's actual handlers claimed that dream journey actually liked his jockey and he was just playing with him, but whenever he got pissed off at them he would try to corner them and actually try to bite at their jugular.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-rZxLQg3Io
>>539570984now this pic makes sense
>>539570974it isn't a brick, it's still the best if done well on average, it can be bricked but it's rps the lates and ends are still gambling. Its going to come down to how many people get told about blockers
>>539570852mambo hachimi
>>539570473Goldship is still better than Taishin, even here.
>>539570979sorry but im not gonna listen to a fraud that lost gemini
Mambo is a nepo baby
You're literally bricking yourself if you're choosing rock, you'll get destroyed whenever someone chooses paper, you need to do scissors its the best option
>>539570684Japan is actually so cucked by the US gov right now its not funny. Never have I seen a country capitalute to dictatorship this hard
Someone got that potential man pic with Taishin?This horse is gaslight in uma form.
>>539570979Yes it does you aren't gonna pace promote or be in 2nd to activate the only viable skills in a lobby full of nigers
Why didn'tthe big uma eat the smaller umas?
>>539571369at least they still have a shred of their own identity and culture that people cling to with an iron first, can't say that about America, or plenty of other "first world nations".now to see if someone has a fit because I said "but america"
is he right or wrong
>>539570984His jockey is also used to orfevre (another psychopath) and he went on record to specify that while other violent horses are just goofing around, Dream Journey 100% lunges to kill.
my blockushin? seiun sky herselffor my curren to overtake just before the final spurt
>>539571328>scissors>when the best rock parent just releasedpaper is the easiest to build + beats rock every time, everyone is going to be playing rock, just midcurve it
Gaslight in full effect again I see
>>539571549You realize that America dictates what culture you must have, whether you like it or not.
go daiwa front with 1 urara 4 speed 1 power. this should give you 600 guts and max speed and power. you're welcomed.
>>539571572He's right, that's good "For Free to Play players"
>>539570984>umas that can't control their own strength usually end with injured trainersimagine one ripping off the arm of her own trainer
>>539569698Dia raped meNoa raped me
Call me bezos cause im running amazon
Indo ritual posting in full effect again I see
Who is gaslighting who
>>539571723(me) gaslighting (you)r wife
>>539571601it's funny to learn that gold ship was actually the second nicest horse of the stay gold clan next to fenomeno. he was just goofy, and he was disobedient and didn't like his trainer because on their first day meeting he saw his trainer yelling at his groomer, but apparently all of the other stay gold horses were downright violent to their keepers and jockeys.
>>539570979>pace is good if fronts aren't in the lobby>in the mile CMthis is some mega gaslight dancing
Can a casual fag like me ever hope to actually train decent CM horsies.
>>539571545why do you always post this bwo pls get help for your fetish.
*spreads misinformation*
>>539571716hungry for rainforest
>clearly says f2p should pick pace>everyone takes this as him advocating everyone to pick that option
>>539571708Noa couldn't rape a child.Dia is a child.>>539571824Sir, this is a propane household.
So many Uma have such pretty eyes.
>>539570979>>539571850>El Condor Pasa is good for F2P if 3*>From the people who told you to reroll for MLB KitaMy lord man
>>539571097Machan wouldn't act like this.>>539570758Dia wouldn't act like this.
>He's still spending hours spark farming when his parent will just be obsolete in 3 years
>>539571960Chopping wood id say
>>539571928did you mean to post a quiz on purpose. phone posting is dangerous
>>539569353I laughed
>>539572095>3 years>not 3 weeks
>>539571928Bwo?
>>539571549Good thing you added "shred" because Japan is just the USA but without guns
>>539571708every game has their own rapist, in umamusume 99% of the cast rape you eventually
>>539572029Nin nin
>>539571928GET DOWN MR JACOB
CM 3 is Pasa's time to shineEveryone will run PasaIt's hot Condor on Condor actionEl Condor Pasa
>>539572015Today I will remind them.>In 2023, 28% of adults scored at or below Level 1, 29% at Level 2, and 44% at Level 3 or above.[1] Adults scoring in the lowest levels of literacy increased 9 percentage points between 2017 and 2023. In 2017, 19% of U.S. adults achieved a Level 1 or below in literacy, while 48% achieved the highest levels.[2]>Anything below Level 3 is considered "partially illiterate"
>>539571928
>>539571928i bet you like Tachyon
>>539572107The name field autofill doxxed me once, no idea why a feature like that even exists
>>539571928nice self dox retard
>>539572095All is dust
Are your 3* URA finale parents evergreen, or must you farm new ones after certain scenario releases? How long URA spark stays relevant?
>>539571928Jacob...
DWife
She's horny as fuck
Thoughts?
>>539569431Blockyon...
>>539572015F2P have a better shot with literally any other position because his whole wincon relies on the absurd assumption that there won't be frontrunners in the lobby
>>539571928Thanks for the account.
>>539572280Half the country using their classroom as a platform to explain why the Confederacy was a good thing actually and we're surprised Americans are illiterate
So who are the /uma/ personalities? I only know Mike and Jacob.
>>539572403>tsundere trash>wife
>>539572431I bet that's feels good
>>539571928Yes, have this as motivation to keep going.
>>539572015Why would you pick something that doesn't work
>>539571928>how do you recognize an ionic compound?>forms between a metal and non-metalLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>539572029My wife KitasanMy wife Izuna
>>539571928Jacob, Aluminum Chrloride is AlCl3you welcome bwo
>>539572280too long didnt read nerd
>>539572423She is cuter/hotter with the hair down.>>539572431JACOB, GET DOWN! DO NOT RISK YOUR JOB FOR HORE PORN!>>539572493I'm sure that's far from he only problem, but yeah, I bet.
>>539572431
>all my past 4 runs were 1* guts in a row when I started using the Urara SSRIs this the downside of that card?
i cant believe jacob is getting fired....
>>539571928As a substitute teacher I just wanna let you know your handwriting is the bane of my existence
>fell for the Seiun Shit meme>you have to build her extremely specifically to have any chance at actually winning in her career alongside being a good miler>if you aren’t whaling you have to have a mickey mouse fake run through senior year to even touch the required stats>oh btw you need groundcope or your run is deadAnons, save your time and sanity. Take the non-front pill, build 3 anti-front debuffers, and have actual fun with your runs.
>>539571928Is this a middle schooler test?
>>539571097Machan paizuri>>539572431Me fucking Dantsu
>>539572538Teio that's rude
My Suzuka is trolling me by hitting me with the -10 energy/ +20 speed event/ random mood down events 50 times in a row
>>539572493gb2/pol/
>>539572725Shut the fuck up Ass Wonder. Your retard moron ass is always getting mood down during summer camp and placing 2nd in your G1 races.
>>539572725
>>539572718>As a substitute teacher
>>539571948Nobody would trust info from Special Chud
>>539571928I miss highschool, when things used to be so simple.I will now proceed to call all my /uma/dachis jacobs btw
Odds: Hopeless stakes for affinityEvens: Air Groove hint for Groundwork
>>539572865are you the one who always posts shocked tachyon whenever porn is posted
gawd i wished cygames made the girls sexier. after playing wuwa i realized i love panty shots. but there are none aside from bourbon's fake panties
>>539573003>t. Jacob
Rate it.
>>539572895+25 wit or guts at the cost of a single mood down which is literally fixed by resting during summer is a good thing, you retard
>>539572280 When I was in middle school (2010) there was a girl who swore she had a boyfriend in his mid 20's and no one believed her because they thought she was pretending her brother was her bf to look cool. She was not
>>539572431GET DOWN MR JACOB
>>539573104Narita Brian is sexy
>>539573180>>539573180>>539573180
>>539573104sounds like you have become a bit cumbrained bro
>>539572725This is the first CM that requires detailed spark planning, last 2 was just stat check. If this CM proves that it's all just the usual RNG shit again then I will stop investing time on future CMs
>>539573143I DON'T NEED GUTSI DON'T NEED WISDOMSHUT UP ASS WONDER
>>539571948I'd rather spread Miss Information, if you know what I mean.
>>539573087Not Hopeless this time :)
>>539573120>385 witBack to the lab
>>539573150Me and Sweep Tosho
>>539572895Have you considered being better at the video game?
>>539573392they beat me up after i said silksong is too hard
Don't do room matches bwos, your ace with mile S and groundwork is gonna do great in the CM
>>539572431>post anyone else>literally banned within minutes >post dantsu>it stays up
>>539569698>>539570103>>539570197>>539572451Never doubt SHAKUR-samaEasy career no worry no sweat
>>539573392fucking cringe. who talks like this
What the fuck am I reading?
> Planets finally align and I build a Daiwa that has a chance of winning> Still jobs half the racesMan this CM is gonna be brutal
>>539574224reddit you are reading reddit
>>539574224I believe that's the site called reddit, I've heard about it through screenshots on 4chan where it has screenshots of X formerly known as twitter that contains a screenshot of a discord post
>>539571928uhh jacob, you shouldn't dox yourself like that bro
>>539574224You can tell its his first gacha because he assumed he could be competitive without spending money
>>539574224reddit, retard
>>539557896Espoir is so cute, I can't wait for when she comes out in like 4 fucking years.
>>539571928jacobbros our response???
>>539574353For no Turf or Mile S, that's still not bad. But really do note your power and that it's on good ground which has a -50 power penalty. You need to bump up that power and/or get Wet Conditions.
>>539571928I was 14 when I learned inorganic chemistry at highschool, you shouldn't post here if you're underage, Mr. Jacob.
>make an objectively better suzuka>she now jobs even harderFucking Groundwork IS mandatory then
>>539575982For Suzuka I'd go the Tail Held High route and let another front fight the Bakushin but that's just me.
>>539572408
>>539576105Nah I have to go one of each roleEither way I have to farm for spurt or groundwork so might as well commit
>>539574674desu if you spend a lot of money you still wont get anywhere, you need to spend actual pissloads of moneythe real account reroll is sticking a fork in an electric outlet till you become a saudi arabian prince
forgot I made this back in taurus days, is she still good for gemini?
>>539576446Gemini already ended...
>>539576504sorry meant cancer.
>>539576317>the real account reroll is sticking a fork in an electric outlet till you become a saudi arabian princeKekEven without spending money and having good units, you can get fucked over by RNG, this game is definetly not supposed to be taken seriously
Friendly reminder that this game punishes people who blindly follow e-celeb advice. DYOR and don't be a bitch. This is one of the few gachas that actually makes you think by yourself.
>>539571928I strongly believe you are not a casual by choice, Jacob. You should have lied in the date filter and swipe with your dad's credit card.
>>539577346>you shouldn't try because luck is involvedRetard takeYou can't beat bad luck, but when luck is in your favour you need to have something to use it with.
>>539577802>you shouldn't try because luck is involvedI didn't say that at all, my main point is that at the end of the day you should prioritize your fun over trivial videogame achievements that you will overlook in the span of a month.
So is Blockushin/Falco a meme like Urara and Natie where they do nothing to top-spec umas but filter out most of the casuals? Or is she like a real honest-to-goodness top-tier strat regardless of your cards/parents?
Guys I just found out about growth rates. Followed it with taiki and I got the highest A rank yet. I have almost 80 hrs in this game. I'm such a fucking retard holy shit.
COMEEEOOOOONNSHIRAOKIIIIISCOOOREEEEESOMEEEEEEEEEEFOOOKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNSPAAAAAAAAAAARKKSS
>>539581457what, growth rates matter?
>>539581771Apparently since I did phenomenal. Then again maybe I just got lucky
YES
