Nessy Edition>News09/09/2025: Kaytoted BTFO'd by C&D, Ascension took over Epoch their player count keeps declining.30/08/2025 : Blizzard is taking legal action against Turtle. This doesn't stop the server, but it may impact some individuals working for Turtle under US jurisdiction ( https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.cacd.985127/gov.uscourts.cacd.985127.1.0.pdf )17/08/2025 : Turtle's new realm Ambershire is out along Epoch's Kezan, Gurubashi and Menethil!>Released Servers ranked by current global popularityTurtle WoW - https://turtle-wow.org (Vanilla+)Project Epoch - https://www.project-epoch.net/ (Vanilla+)Warmane - https://www.warmane.com/ (TBC, WOTLK, MoP)Ascension - https://ascension.gg/en (Classless, Reborn Classic+, Custom Classes/CoA, Epoch)Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (MoP, pre-patch and WoD areas in near future)Mistblade 3 (Sheilun) - https://stormforge.gg/en (MOP Progressive)Chromiecraft - https://www.chromiecraft.com/en/ (PVE, progressive)Netherwing - https://stormforge.gg/en (TBC Progressive)>GuildsTo join a guild, type /who g-"Guild Name" to see who's online, and whisper anyone for an invite once you're above level 5.<Evil> - Turtle WoW, Ambershire realm, crossfaction, /wpsg/'s guild<Branded> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire realm, crossfaction, /heals/'s guild (ERP) >>>/trash/heals<Full Moon Company> - Turtle WoW, Nordanaar realm, crossfaction<Totally Nice Dudes> - Bronzebeard+, Ascension, whisper Kott>TurtleAll Turtle addons (copy & paste github links on the launcher) - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/AddonsMisc - https://database.turtle-wow.org | https://talents.turtle-wow.org | https://twow.link/classchanges | https://turtle-timer.vercel.app>Mods, Tutorials and /wpsg/ Creationshttps://pastebin.com/4Awe3bxX>Previous Thread>>539437607
Can we all agree to stop talking about months old FMC drama? It's irrelevant and you need to get over it. I don't care now if some anon was mean to you months back. I don't know why you still cry about it but you need to dry your tears, pull up your big boy britches, and move on with your life.
Tauri.You join.Now.
For the Alliance!
who do i cyber with and show my bussy to to get a thunderfury?
>>539662884>some anons thought my OP pictures were boring, what should I use instead of in game screenshots?My advice is finding a good picture posted in the thread and using that for the new thread's OP. Screenshots of anons doing things together in the game are very good choices. Pic related would have made for a splendid OP, as would the Windsor pic that was posted here >>539592778. Funny memes can also make for good OPs. And if all else fails, you can post SFW smut.The Nessy pic, I'm not sure why you chose that.
>>539663029If it comes up. I will mention it, especially if other names are called. If you're unable to behave among people, wear a collar that says so like some dog or some shit.Until then I will call you out on it and I will inform people. You're welcome.
Trenton Lighthammer yells: Hear ye, denizens of Tanaris! Let it be known that Alynastrasza is an exalted member of the Mithril Order. A blacksmith of honor, dedication, and infinite patience. Three cheers for Alynastrasza!
>>539654867>making another ebin overtuned raid in 2026who asked for this? vanilla was never about challenging raids
>>539664235Get a life.
>>539664420if it doesn't take at least 4 hours to clear, it's not a true raid. don't have the time or struggle to set up a group of skilled players that are all free at the time time? just quit your job, divorce your wife, and put your kids up for adoption. ez
>>539663446Wake me up when Evil defeats Valthalak, ok?
>>539664742
>>539664636Lol no.
>>539665195You're a loser.
>>539663029This needs to be added to the OP.
Economy is so weak, wieners are starting to undercut themselves.
>>539665268no u
It's going to be fun to watch the influx of new pserver players on a fresh realm try to do 1.18's raids as they're slowly released. There won't be any carrying like there was on previous realms.With any luck Turtle decides to cool their tits before they push the raids to Ambershire.
>>539665601It genuinely works if you do that with other characters. I'll sometimes post something really high on my alt and then post it again on my main for a much more reasonable but still worthwhile price. Then when my main sells, I buy the item off my alt and avoid losing the deposit.
>>539665767The guild you're mad at is no longer active.The anons you're mad at no longer play or read this thread.Let go. Move on.Get a life.
>>539666148you first.
>>539666365Ok.Now you.
The most geared dps on ambershire right now is a nelf female warior who also sits as the right hand of Zuko (who also will show blatant favoritism and give him prio on all gear as part of the loot council)She currently holds the server record DPS on Antnormi, not that any of that matters but just letting you know, a nelf warrior will be at the helm for every single first major raid clear on ambie.She's making moves while you wipe for the third time in scholomance, how does it make you feel?
>>539666440what? is that your character?
>>539666434>Ok.didn't see it.
>>539666604That's a (You) problem.
>>539663148>no r/wpsg guilddropped
>>539666440Wasn't the most geared DPS the Orc Warrior with Ironfoe?
>>539666440Zugbros... I thought the server's best was an orc warrior from the fight club guild......
>>539666440nelfies are the best!
>>539666979Koto can't run a guild because he keeps quitting.
>>539666440>>539667094>the strongest orc warrior chud gets defeated by a random pink haired tranny
>>539667306Just like in my erotic stories.
It's crazy how alliance is 50% paladins the overpowered class and 2/3 the population vs horde and yet still loses almost every bg.was just in one game with 7 fucking paladins and all were ret, and we got crushed.
>>539667482Paladins aren't op
>>539667482You need healers.
oh yeah i remember bassy was the fmc tranny that i rejected for my epoch guild haha
>>539666874>t.
>>539667606yeah no shit, try convincing any of the crusader larpers to go holy though.
>>539667664And now your Epoch guild is just you.
>>539667482Paladins are only strong when played well, meanwhile shaman chuds run in spamming all their skills randomly and get one or two kills
>>539667748we're 57 people with 25 man raids sis
>>539667705
>>539667756The most dominant players I have seen so far have all been hunters. shamans win the instagib lottery occasionally but hunters have a million ccs and can kite forever due to wide open bg maps with almost no los. Kind of surprising and kind of not that it parallels with my wotlk experience where hunters are easily the best class in bgs.Not to mention all the cancerous vanilla stuff is present, the server is two weeks old but I'm already seeing every hunter and their mother chugging faps like crazy.
>>539667817how many online? :)
>>53966781757 people? Wow, that's the whole server plus 50!
>>539666440>shekekbur even
>>539668024Hunters dominate pretty much all brackets but as you level up it evens out.
>>539667957
>>539667817>Online: 1
>>539668024>hunters have a million ccs and can kite forever due to wide open bg maps with almost no los. Kind of surprising and kind of not that it parallels with my wotlk experience where hunters are easily the best class in bgs.I think this tells me that the bg maps are fundamentally poorly designed. they desperately need more ways to los, in wide open areas hunters will seemingly always be dominant since they are the only class that attacks from range and can attack on the move AND kite.>>539668442I'm max level, the hunters are still domination. especially with faps, a hunter with faps is borderline unkillable by anyone.
>>539668580What class are you?
>>539668631I'm a warrior but I'm talking in general from what I'm seeing, not just my own matchups.
>>539668547
You JUST know.
>>539668554>17 online at eu neet hourswas mentioning it enough to tilt you
>>539668802What professions?What weapons?
unreal engine status?
>>539669445>unreal engine status?https://forum.turtle-wow.org/viewtopic.php?t=18911
>>539668953the av mace and eng, but like I said I'm not talking about fighting hunters myself, I don't expect warrior vs hunter to be a good matchup. my point is that in most bgs where there is a good hunter they are demolishing people. I saw one hunter 3v1 in av, kill 2 and still escape alive. they easily outscore and outperform all the ret paladins.
Where is the Dragonmaw Retreat dungeon located?
>>539669515BGC
>>539669585>I don't expect warrior vs hunter to be a good matchup.With Engineering and TUF you should be able to kill hunters considering the raids aren't out.
>>539669912wetlands
>>539670054Thank you. I'm gonna go do it, I think
Should I bother getting the turtle mount?And learning to make tents?It all takes forever aaaaaaaaaa
>>539670047that's not the point, I mean that hunters are one of the worst matchups for a warrior because of their range and kiting ability just like frost mages. and again my point was not to complain about my own ability vs a particular class, but what class I am seeing consistently perform the best in bgs and that's hunter. shamans are easier to play obviously so a shit shaman outperforms a shit hunter but a good hunter is as effective as like 2-3 mediocre ret paladins or any other similar class.
>>539670395You can close the distance and keep it closed long enough to end them.
>>539670462no point in trying to talk to you I see
>>539670139it's a long one so good luck if you do go for it
>>539670548No point in talking to you if you can't figure out how to kill hunters as a warrior.
>>539668831
>>539670462You are braindead
>>539670829I can figure out how to kill a hunter.
Just got jumpscared by a purple quest reward. Is this worth chasing? Is the complete set gotten from quests too?
>>539671891Dunno for shaman in specific but most of those are worth it if you wanna be pre-raid bis for MC, not the best past that and they're quite expensive
>>539671891It's the T0.5 quest line, it lets you upgrade the tier 0 set of your classTo upgrade wrists: 20gTo upgrade belt & gloves: 80g+88g of materialsTo upgrade shoulders, boots & pants: 486g of materialsTo upgrade chest & head: 120g + 43g of materialsTotal cost: 837g and a LOT of free time farming for mats
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>people just assume im a healer because i play paladin
>>539674369we don't care, we WILL be gravedancing once the system message of your death pops out
>>539674469i tell every ret paladin we're full on heals and every warrior dps we already have a tank
>high elf slow and steady exhaustion paladin haters are ESL posters that delete their commentsSad!
>>539674873are you samefagging
>>539674853I'm a ShamanWhat do you say to me?
>>539674853>n-no you dont understand im a dpswhich one throws the bigger tantrums?
>>539675113warriors throw small tantrums more often but when a ret pala gets angry over it they can complain for a minute straight>>539675102i invite because shamans can't use plate and they give me windfury
>>539670745
>be bear chad>theres a resto in the raid>"oh cool i wont have to keep track of motw on 30 people>i end up having to track motw on 30 people anywayswhy are bufflets such a common thing? druids dont even have to think about it either
what do you bozos recommend if i want to practice my mage 1-60 aoe? Should i just cough up 13 buckaroos to blizzard or is there a good private server alternative?
>>539675102Learn to play a class not designed for mentally disabled children.
>>539671891Do you have brazier of reckoning? I need help getting idol of rejuvenation.
>>539675874thats every class in wow, though
>>539675102I shadow word pain them and die. Later i go to Mulgore and shadow word pain any low level shaman passing by
>>539675782you can do 1-60 mage aoe farming on any server, are you asking if there are good private servers? yes, thats why there is a wow private server general
>>539676275i want it to be identical to blizzard vanilla basically
>>539676184Ahem...
>>539676569did you try turtle?
>>539676569warmane
>>539676850turtle is kiked
>>539676590nah, i played feral in tbc when it was supposedly "hard" and my RL kept putting me as an ot because my cat dps was so good instead of letting me mt. just because something isnt one button doesnt mean its not still a baby class in a baby game
>>539677082yes, but less than blizzard
>>539677354>Cant even recognize the expansion pic is referring >Starts spouting nonsense about unrelated things>Calls others mentally disabled
>>539677690the only thing that changed between tbc and wrath for cat is they got aoe swipe, though
I like easy classesI like standing afk and tapping Healing Wave sometimesI like the most complex thing I have to worry about is "This pack is fearing/sleeping everyone. I should put down Tremor Totem maybe."Stop shaming easy classes
>>539667606Why is horde doing just fine without any healers?
>>539677776>What is savage roar>What is rake actually doing damage>What is tigers fury restoring your energy>What is removing of powershifting>What are actual cds usable in cat form>What is berserkNow it should be obvious to everyone that you are a fucking idiot and everything you post should be disregarded completely.
>>539678428Our healers actually heal.
>>539666440Bassy being used as a human fleshlight in exchange for gear
>>539668895oh i assumed it was an actual /epog/ guild and not some random dadgamer guild
>>539678605the spec got even easier without power shift so you just defeated your own argument
>>539670346get turtle mount at level 18disregard survival skill and just use other people's tents every time you visit a capital city
How come there are no memes about shamans wearing dresses or druids? They also wear them when they have to heal.
>>539680139they heal in a straight way
>>539666440Flag has more gear than this guy
>>539680139Paladins are bitches about healing and refuse to do it more frequently than any other class.
>raid with americans>theyre all annoying as fuck>raid with euros>still less annoying even if they spend half the raid speaking czech or swedishwhy is this? t. american
>>539680139in regular vanilla they accept that they are going to be full time healers. its paladins who constantly try to force you to carry their shitty meme specs
>>539680139shamans and druids wearing dresses just makes sense. when you think of them you can easily imagine one wearing some grass skirt or fur kilt.
>>539681052>>539682216>>539682409So shamans and druids accepted it already that they're all trannies wearing drag?
>>539676590Here is the full version. Don't know which autist cut it and immediately jumped to the punchline, but it sucks
>>539682926not sure why you suddenly think its about transsexuals, sis
Anyone playing Proudmoore? Any fun...guilds...?
>>539682926men have been wearing some form of dresses/skirts/robes for thousands of years. why are you so obsessed with trannies?
>>539684586I would rock a kilt. Are there any "bare chest" chest pieces in this game?
Would it be unhinged to roll a Rogue alt and mail it lockboxes to unlock so I don't have to ask strangers?Is this possible even?
>>539685383you need lv20 to get lockpickingthen you also need to level itwould take quite a while and be very unhinged, yes
>>539684974you can transmog bare chest, its sold by the fashion coin lady
>Questing in peace>See green warmode Horde>Easy kill lmao>About to holy fire him>His tauren gf comes around who is even lower than him>She /stares at me and gives me this look>I stop casting and offer to group and buff them instead>She accepts and I buff them>Ask her if she's content with that>She tells me "its adequate">Try to make excuses why I was about to gank her boyfriend>"Quiet.">She interrupts me and /points into a random direction>Sulk my head in shame and walk away with her look of pure disdain on me>Leave the groupWhy are cows like this?
>>539684974Upper karazhan T3.5 druid set
>party all talking in Russian>LIED to me about "can summon"(they weren't all there)>try doing quests outside dungeon>the one there tragically allows runners to keep chainpulling multiple timesLiterally not my fault, frankly.
>>539686965based
after the <Evil> mc run next week my high elf will help relieve all the pent up hordechuds with her mouth...
>20 minutes for an AB pop on AB day at 60I knew I should have stayed at 39 or so and never leveled until Exalted
your healer for today
>>539686473weren't you playing a hunter?
>>539689450Holy paladins in turdle don't look like that
>>539689450would trust him with my life without questioning once
>>539686965I did those quests outside solo at 46, how did you wipe in there with a group?
>>539691823Keyboard turner let the dwarfs I pulled 1 at a time run away and pull more MULTIPLE times. I did everything I could, he dug his own grave.
>>539684586yeah but i like to shave my legs and butt and crotch and wear mini skirts and i get a boner when men look at mewhich guild should i join?
>>539686965>allows runnersbro....? your seal of justice?
I just did Hatefire Quarry and it was cozy. Short and sweet. More dungeons should be like this.Yes I'm a Final Fantasy XIV player
>>539692161I didn't train that because it's a waste of gold imho
>>539692220it's not that short
>>539664420Turtle wow isn't vanilla
>i've walked on eggshells for 59 levels. but it's finally over. Nothing could go wrong by n-ACK ACK ACK!
>bored out of my mind>really want to drink alcohol>don't want to come to raid drunkfellas, what do I do?
>>539694917Just do it. I dont even care about raiding that much, I just like to get drunk while raiding
>>539695472I made the wrong choice joining Branded. They’re barely level 30.
>>539695472
>>539696113you can come to molten core with us for the release, its chill
>>539694331No, it's supposed to be vanilla+, meaning it follows the same design philosophy as vanilla.
>>539696113Even if you're a healslut whore that's built to be branded by horde cocks you can still come game with the lads
>>539696396>>539697649you should leave my dear tranny chasers
>>539696113not in branded
>>539695458back with 2 liters of vodka
>>539686965not your fault, in fact its based when you let a russian hc player rip and you should do it as much as possible
>semi-hardcore
>have to run through a giant castle and ride an elevator just to ride a bat>have to constantly zigzag around walls to get to every corner of the mapIs the Undercity one of the worst designed hubs?
I get a semi when I see a hardcore death message
How are assasination rogues for lvling? I wanna sneak, stab and use poisons.
>just spent ages killing a dozen scarlet crusaders for a quest>click on tent>"Needed: Flame in a bottle"Why the fuck didn't my quest giver give me one?
>level 9 crab>level 3 loyalty>requires: pet level 1>17 training points>"target is too low level"What bug is this?
>>539700803>one of the harder quests in the game>blizzard trolls you on it for no reasonwe've all been there
So what's the best non pay to win c+ server nowadays? turtlewow is p2w, epoch is dead what's next?
>>539701504That doesn't exist.
>>539698787I help every Russian comrade that i can. Not gonna help Jewish states users who can only speak one language. Literally brainlets.
>>539702520Yeah good thing there is nothing jewish about the motherland
>Even if you're a healslut whore that's built to be branded by horde cocks you can still come game with the lads
>>539701504nigga a 36 slot bags is jack shit, hop on turtle
My Milkshake Brings All The Boys To The YaaaaaaardDamn RightIt's better than youuursDamn RightIt's better than youuursI can teach you, but I'd have to chaaaarge
>the "turdle is p2w" retard is backevening entertainment is secured
>>539703009Want to RP?
>be orc in ashenvale>encounter thisWhat do?
>>539703172You already spilled your spaghetti you virgin, you don't ask Elaynna to RP, you just grab her, bend her over any nearby object, pull her pants down and fuck her raw.
>>539703310get murdered for being noshoes scum
>>539703310get away from me agp freak
>>539703009>>539703172>>539703317faggot(s)
>>539702602Nah fuck that, any advantage to gameplay mechanics is p2wall yours buddy
>>539701283Putting the pet in and out of the stable fixed the bug.
>>539703009her boyfriend is green
Beneath Stormwind's spires where pastries sweet bloom,We murmur your name in the guild's aching gloom.The tables sit quiet, no clashing of steel,Our battles grow desperate, and wounds rarely heal.You fled Quel'thalas with cinders and pride,Yet carved your own path where the boldest abide.No Silver Hand hymns, no Light's cryptic maze,Your sword became legend in war's scarlet blaze.The Lamb's sticky tankards once dulled your resolve,But battlefields called you, and tempests evolved.Scarlet banners rose, mercenary fires burned,Yet here, with our Company, your heart once returned.Remember the feasts, sugared tarts on your tongue,The campfire's soft whispers, the ballads unsung.Your courage, unyielding, that charged headfirst in,No challenge too mighty for your reckless grin.Filthydrunk's sermons now sour like stale wine,Johntankman's old boasts just a ghost in the pine.The shields we relied on have vanished, long gone,But you held the line where our fiercest hopes shone.The Full Moon still brightens, though fractured and dimmed,Our family needs you, every scar on its rim.Not Light's hollow blessings or oaths carved in stone,Just you, in the fray, where true kinship is known.Return, Elaynna. Let old quarrels decay.We'll hoard honeyed cakes, toast the nights we'd betray.The frontlines grow dire, and our banner's torn thread,But home is a void without you at its head.
did this nigga make an ai poem about himself
I think my guild might not be able to raid MC on release week
>>539702520if they are russian the need to be on the front lines, report them and get them drafted
>>539700480According to the rogue channel on the 'cord you can level as any spec without issue.
>>539667482Paladins have always been a force multiplier best played as a support in most situations. Horde quite literally fold like paper when an arms warrior is trucking through them with a paladin or 2 at their backs. This is lost on 99% of palaniggers who insist on waddling after people despite having no snare, no gap closer and no healing debuff+limited resource pool+long cd on their only defensive.
>>539700480It's a very different feeling pre- and post-Noxious Assault. Before you get it, you're basically going to be keeping Slice & Dice (and later Envenom) up while spamming 1 pt Eviscerates. That's alright, but Noxious blows it out of the water and makes killing shit way faster. Just keep in mind anything Instant Poison IV and up is going to be expensive if you don't have a 60 to funnel money over. It's like 2g+ a stack
>>539707149and then everyone woke up and clapped as horde has a 80% winrate because shamans just solo 1v2 shit all day long
>>539707302kind of a skill issue, but not totally wrong that shamans are pretty fucking busted right now
I'm so lonely...
Paladins are good but unlike shamans they have cooldowns.
hc is fucking dead, no healers and no dps in general unless they're a ret paladin or some gay shit
AAAAAAAAAHhhhhhhhhhhhhh, the Ascension relms need to come back up
>>539709205why would you do 5mans in hc when you can just... kill green mobs peacefully
>>539709725gear upgrades and xp. breaks up the monotony of grinding
>>539703009Enter: The Rapist
>>539709915you dont need gear upgrades to kill green mobs, its just extra unnecessary riskdungeons can bug out, people can be retarded, no thanks
the fact that so many subhumans abuse these tents then expect you to be 60 with them to raid is ridiculous, fuck off subhumans you are not real sixties
devs should definitely have put something into alterac mountains, the whole place is just one of the most underutilised place in banilla, and shitting a giant elite zone onto the middle of the map has always bothered me there with those fucking ogres and shit
>>539711109>youre not a real 60 because you hit it a week sooner
>>539711109tent abusing refugees get out
>>539703009https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tEiHPDVIxRw
>PTR Core Merge happening RN>Live Servers downBBC+ Bros? is happening!
Any must do quests in the new zones like northwind/balor that reward good loot or lead to dungeon quests? For a woyer
Me, an orcish maleRAPINGA draenei female.
>>539712354When is the launch date?
<Evil> Raid Night in a weekhttps://streamable.com/shrzxxhttps://streamable.com/shrzxxhttps://streamable.com/shrzxx
>>539712354
how do i get this launcher to stop hanging in the middle of the download
>>539715340cringe
>>539715340Sovl
>>539711109*afks under a tent and levels quickly at my leisure*
>looking to fill my group with classes that won't compete directly on loot>endless flood of whispers from paladins, warriors and rogues>try to be polite by explaining to some of them why they aren't getting an invite >they spew bile and vitriol>start responding with a simple "nty">bile and vitriol>just start ignoring them>bile and vitriolcan't win with these cunts
>>539715340Kino
>>539716021just say we have to many class x, sorry broworked everytime for me
so is this bbc thing something to be hyped about or should i just stay on turtle? do they really ask for money to play a private server?
>>539716651>do they really ask for money to play a private server?no? they did that during early testing to limit accessnow they give shitton of keys on discord dailyall these hoops are just for testing, you can just wait for launch.
>>539716021>sorry bro, full on rogues/warriors/paladins>"how many do you have?">0>[autistic screeching]Just enjoy their tears, that's the best part.
>>539715340Can non member anons join?
>>539715340FACT: I am now announcing my transition from Branded to Evil.
>>539716651also bbc is way different than turtle, turtle is classic+ which adhere to old design to a large extent whereas BBC has shit from 4 expansions later and custom spells and systems they added. If you want classic but more content play turtle. if you want a new spin on classic with much more crazier stuff, check out BBC
>I am now announcing my transitionDo Turtle players really...
>>539717473Turdle's content is garbage, even the RPG Books had a better idea, and poopsock is now rampant
>>539717347Yes, we're 14 raiders currently and we need to be at least 20 for Onyxia and Molten Core, we already have some allies we can reach out to and anyone from the thread can sign-up
>log on for weekly naxx pug>theyre only looking for tanks and healsBUMMERRRRRRRRRRi needta find a solid stable weekly naxx full clear
>>539716476yeah i should try that>>539717126lol. i don't wanna piss people off though, like i dont want to be known across the server as an abrasive fag that nobody wants to play with
>>539717756>Doesn't have a tank or heal alt
On a scale of mandatory to "aggro is not my problem, tank better" how important is Nature's Grace for a Shaman? Already have one rank in it.
>>539717756>stable>pugWhy don't you join a guild?
>>539717473NTA, but I've been reading a bit through their site and checked the trailer. I just can't see this being balanced during leveling and pve. Like at all. I could be wrong, but there are so many systems and abilities they merged into this, it's probably going to be a mess.Also not a fan of the retail models, but that's just personal preference.
>>539717756everyone knows tank/healing gear is worthless for having fun in this game so what do you expect
>>539718463>Also not a fan of the retail models, but that's just personal preference.You can choose between vanilla and retail models, you can even turn off transmog for other players. I think the latter is pretty big.
>>539682926They rolled a healer class so they understand there are times they have to heal. Paladins don't seem to get this.
What day and time does Evil plan to raid?
>>539717707>we're 14 raiders currentlyOh, that's really not good.
>>539718226I could tank adds but I can't tank bosses.>>539718447I have bad luck with guilds but I should look for another.
>>539720452Same time as FMC since it's the same guild.
>>539719197I like tank and healing gear
I haven't talked to my dad gamer guild since I joined and I think the time has passed and it would be awkwardHow do I shoot the shit with strangers?
>>539720830Hard pass then.
>>539720452Saturday, EU evening / US afternoon>>539720736It's really good lol, a lot of people are still leveling, we'll be self sustainable soon enough
>>539712354Nah, but I think it's gonna happen sooner rather than later. We're probably due for an October launch.
>>539720886You just talk to em anon, they aren't women, they aren't gonna make fun of you or treat you bad for no reason. Just have fun and be nice.
>>539720969FMC can burn, it was a shitty RP guild and Evil has nothing to do with them
How will Evil handle loot?
>>539721813Evil is literally the same exact people as FMC, except you’re missing all the cool members who split off into Branded.
> strolling through Stonetalon> see warmode undead hunter> instagib him> he whispers: "Wow, so brave. Your dad must be proud"Joke's on him, my dad has been dead for 12 and a half years.
>>539722995Evil PointsPvP while as a blue name is 1 pointStealing herbs while another player is busy fighting a mob is 3 pointsMaking a Rogue pick your lockbox and not tipping is 5 points
>>539722995Texas Hold’em Poker between each boss free roll for now, then soft reserve eventually
>>539715340cingre, nobody gives a shit about u guys
>>539723067>gossiping trannys quarantined in brandedI will now be joining <Evil>
>>539724551I haven’t seen a single drop of drama in Branded yet.
>>539724551>gossiping trannys quarantined to the high elf slow and steady exhaustion paladin realmwe can finally play the game!
>>539724303So you have no loot rules?
>>539718447Guilda are for gay people.
i was thinking about playing paladin. is there a demand for people not retarded at the class?
>>539727790what a sad loser
Stormreaver Gloves are the GOAT. +8ish gold profit on each from level ~34 is unmatched
>>539716021>they spew bile and vitriolDo they? I've never been upset when somebody told me that, and I've yet to see it on the occasion I do it to others.
>>539728446No, everyone gives up on paladins rather quick and shamans can do about everything they can offer with way less hassle.
>>539730687except tank or be top dps
>>539730687shaman does look more interesting just because they can tank now. not sure how much i wanna invest in one if we dont know the future of turtle and i already have a druid i enjoy
>>539730789I heal the tank and windfury the dpsThat makes me the best tank and dps by proxy :)
>>539730951i mean i cant complain about that since its me at the top of the meter
>>539730834>scat and dead baby rape guildyeah not joining thatimagine these faggots asking themselves do we want to flood the gchat with scat and dead baby rape or have enough people to do raids and they choose that...
>>539730834WTF i love <Evil> now????
>>539722995Peggle duel for each piece of gear
>>539724389I care. It’s that type of content that gives essential lifeblood to any healthy general. I hope to see more of their conquests in the future!
>>539715340kinoid join but i think you guys are full and i dont want to heal
>>539730834Aecheur is Sylma confirmed?
>>539731965bro you are samefagging or one of them stfu retard nobody gives a shit about you lmao
uh oh melty
>>539663446>>539695472>>539715340>>539730834kino guild. today is the day <evil> became /wpsg/'s official guild.
Is there an order you are meant to do 60 dungeons in? like do you need good gear to do any of them or can you just hop into any at 60
>>539734976>Trying this hardGrim.
>>539721813I don’t care about that. Most people in FMC were cool. The issue is the raid times suck. They’re an attempt to bridge the gap for Europe and the US, but the times are garbage for both. I don’t want to do it again.Look, my advice to Evil is this: stop trying to be FMC. There’s an opportunity to have a different guild but you are following all the rules FMC made.>anon onlyWhy? That causes unnecessary problems where you have to put up with shitters because you’re going to be low numbers with such a limited recruitment pool.Instead, have the core be anons. Have the officers and raid leaders be anons. Main tanks anons. But the rest can be competent players who have no clue you’re a 4chan guild.>euro/us raid timesPick one. If most players are US go with those times. People will be left out but it is better overall. Unhealthy raid times where people have to bend over backwards to raid aren’t sustainable.>loose loot rulesLoot council. A big issue with FMC was people rolling on shit they didn’t need and pissing people off.>no consumes/gear checksThis needs to end as well. You’re asking people to set aside time to raid. Be serious about it.These are all things I said before Ambershire released. You didn’t listen then, but you still have time to fix this. Otherwise you are going down the same path as FMC although I seriously doubt you will be as successful. If you ever clear Ragnaros, it won’t be on your first attempt like it was for FMC. And when it isn’t, you are going to lose people and have a ton of drama on your hands. And God help you if you actually manage to get a binding with no upfront plan as to how to handle that.Do the right thing. Don’t be FMC. Be Evil.
lol not readin allat
>>539735370Don't try to give guilds here advice. They will promptly ignore it and then shit on you for it. Trust me I tried.
>>539697123"Supposed to" by whom? Did Vanilla have anything like double xp tents and challenge modes?
>>539736173vanilla was great for it's time, but it had major flaws, like half of classes/specs being useless and needing to wait for tbc to fix them so they were actually playable, this is why people want classic+ so much
>>539735525you don't fit in lol
>play tank class>won't tankI hate players like this so much it's unreal.
>>539723091was this today? I saw someone whining about getting killed by a HL character in Stonetalon on world chat a few hours ago.
WHOA WHOA WHOAAAA WAITA SECDo cats have Swipe on turtle WoW?!
>>539730834lmao so Evil is just worldchat in guild form?
Fishing leads to prosperity!
made an alliance on ambershire and the players so far seem way more likely to be niggers who do stuff like grab your quest items or gathers while youre fighting the mob on it or try to yoink a mob youre clearly going for. is this to be expected from all alliance players or is it just the high elf players that behave like this for the most part?
REAL TALK, Why the fuck did they make paladins so strong? I feel like a god leveling, insane damage, insane healing, insane everything.
>>539730834I'm glad I never joined any /vg/ guild ever from the days of Nostalrius, through Elysium and Light's Hope 'till today. Both because of pointless shit like pic related and because no /vg/ guild every achieves antything in-game.
>>539736387Also the raids were too easy
>>539737227paladin server
>>539737227dragunovi
>>539737227The devs all play paladin. That's why every other class feels neglected in comparison.
Is there an add-on for RP to like, know who has a 'profile' and who doesn't? I heard of something similar.
how do I disable this fog shit on turtle
>>539737459don't stand in the fire, or interrupt the cast were the majority of things you had to worry about, oh and kill the adds, sadly even today people fail at these
>>539735370TRVKE
>>539736796it's 'classic' though, a quick google search told me brown is best dps class
>>539735370>A big issue with FMC was people rolling on shit they didn’t need and pissing people off.Like?
>>539728446play it if you want. if you are dedicated you'll find a place but it will be harder than pretty much anything else since they don't offer what other classes already bring. they are just strong and easy to level
>>539737105>abusing a fishing addon autoclicker
>>539737227it honestly evens out as you get higher level. the class just doesn't really scale outside of holy still being a bonkers st healer with holy shock being a bigger part of the kitthe class feels strong for the first 20-30 levels because you are just given an instant attack at like level 8 which also gives you a haste buff for some reason lmao
>>539698764Wasnt it more fun that way?
>>539689883I play a priest and a hunter. Played hunter but my instant que button stopped working, so I decided to level a priest too.
can I join <Evil> if I make a orc shaman?
>>539682926Theyre part of shamanistic attire you infantile tranime faggot
>>539739870The worst case was the second Hand of Rag going to a brand new player in greens who had no clue what it was and then quit. But people all the damn time rolled MS on OS and SRed OS. You need people to step in and say “this item goes to this person” or else it becomes a retarded free for all.
>>539678845yep you notice this in BGs tooeven though alliance has a million paladins you can literally play for over 100 hours and never get a single offheal or freedom from a pally, you also have to remind them to cast blessings.play horde and shamans will constantly offheal and back you up
>>539737258the Elysium /vg/ guild cleared naxx earlier than your guild, i can tell you that right away.
36% through lvl 49 on my hardcore slow and steady exhaustion high elf paladin Gonna go Tanaris since nobody is doing Gilneas City.
>>539745791sybau
>>539745346>im a rogue i need a thunderfury even though no warrior has one i will try to split the guild by running a second mc so i can hr it to me wait why is nobody signing up to my raidThis shit was so goddamn retarded and you need to put your foot down early on loot to prevent it from happening again.
>>539745791wait whats the thing to find rares
>>539746220/db track rares
>>539746424is this an addon?
>>539746505It's part of pfquest I believe
>>539745729Which guild? Elysium died at BWL patch and Whitekidney made Light's Hope.
>>539704415Also thanks for the poem again, its very good.
do i give up on pochie and play turtle fresh or kill myself or play osrs or keep playing pochie
>>539747126play turtle its poppin right now
YOU CAN LOS THEM ON THE TENT SPIKES LMAO
Trying to grind out the rest of my pre-raid shit between raids and getting 0 drops is slowly killing me. What class do I level on a second account while I sit in queues? My main is a rogue, and I typically play a warrior.
>>539747575turtle has collision detection on tons of shit and it feels great for melee, not so much for range.in wsg I've won games because I've kited entire teams around the tree stump in the mid using piercing howl
>>539747763orc female shaman full resto spec and use fashion coins to mog into full black mageweave at 30+
>>539704415>>539746949Pearls before swine.
>>539747424alright what race gender class spec should i play
>>539747983I hate you
>>539748035female elf ret paladin
>>539746723I consider lights hope and elysium the same thing, anyway - Mandate of Heaven was on both of them.Use whatever metric you like, they had consistently players doing top 20 parses, during BWL times they had some of the fastest raids.They cleared naxx on release week which only a handful of guilds did.
>>539747825Epoch has it only for terrain, even some walls dont have los which makes some mob groups unplayable for melee.
>>539748129wow these guys are for sure not bloodelves hehe...
>>539748026I tried to compromise and find common ground. I apologized and improved myself. I've yet to see any of the people involved do the same but I still like most of you.
>>539748192/wpsg/ and the private sever scene was a lot whole different at that time. Private servers were actually popular among English speaking westerners and you had hundreds of anons playing. That isn’t the case now. Look at <Evil>. They have 14 level 60s with pretty much none of them in pre-bis or with fire resist gear ready for MC next week with the exception of maybe Flag who isn’t even in the guild. Mandate of Heaven had full 40 man raids with waiting lists to get in.I agree with you that this thread used to get shit done and that other anon is wrong. But that was a long time ago now. Things changed and sadly for the worse.
>>539748086you going to roll your orc or what?
>>539748979No, I went to farm gold instead. Healing puts me to sleep faster than history channel reruns.
Do people actually tab target? I click target, tab always seems to just select some asshole on the other side of the room every single last time for some reason.
>>539749179Great when tanking or as melee, sucks as ranged for the reason you mentioned
>>539749179Yes. It's sometimes perfectly fine and sometimes complete ass, but click targeting is consistently less than stellar, so whatever
>>539748843Yes, private servers and especiall the /vg/ guilds degraded massively, going into a warsong now and comparing it to back then its like night and day, its kinda soulful because it feels like im back in 2005/6 but its also incredibly annoying, because more often than not the players have an ego that is absolutely not justified.Evil isnt going anywhere unless they start recruiting and preparing massively, yesterday.
>>539748843>oh no there's less completely failure losers rushing end-game in 2025 than in 2020sybau baby bro, balding ahhh bitch ahhh loser ahhh nerdget a life and learn to have fun
>>539749976>using tiktok self censor on 4chanabsolute state of zoomers, you guys are fucked
>>539749976FMC had so much fun the guild just died, but no no, they got tired of running the same raids over and over! ignore the fact that they didnt clear 2 entire raids
>>539751274fmc wasn't fun
>>539750928sybau
how do you get wardens of time rep?
>>539753672Black Morass
You ever forget you're underwater and then drown
i must say that having not really played turtle since you could take a portal to that tiny little high elf zone from the mage quarter that has the mine that bugs the fuck out (years ago), the new custom zones like northwind and especially gilneas are fantastic. there's some jank here and there but man fair effort. blizzard should be fucking ashamed at the custom content in sod and how dogshit it was
I have done about 30-40 bgs on alliance ambershire and haven't won a single one yet.
>>539757706there are no healers on ally because every paladin is a retfag. and there's like 7 of them per bg
>>539757706Why do you even bother with pvp when there are shamans around that can just one shot you? If you want pvp you should try epoch unironically. Turtle is a good server but the balance is atrociously bad.
>>539757852I don't think it even gets to that point. I'm trying to get AV rep and we lose every game because of the typical problem of nobody knowing how to play AV. Except even worse because for whatever reason they are using the ancient version of AV that has a million npcs fucking everywhere so you can't even have a small group of people who know what they are doing to cap objectives. Every game is 30 minutes to an hour of randomly flailing around the map, then some people start getting pissed off, demanding to play the objective. Then there's 5-10 minutes of retards arguing about how to play the game because no one knows how. If you haven't already lost by that point then you crawl your way to towers and gys while being forced to clear more trash than a fucking raid.
>>539757706alliance hybrid players are absolute trash, also horde has a lot more losers playing twinks (if your doing low lvl brackets)and of course shamans are broken AF on this server
>>539758391yeah its fucking WILD how completely ass busted shamans are. like i thought paladins were broken, and make no mistake they are, but shaman is in a whole other tier of whack
>>539758302this is the most miserable experience I have ever had playing wow. AV has always been terrible but this old version is a whole different level of bad. What the fuck were they thinking with this shit seriously, they couldn't have playtested it at all.It's crystal clear to me now why they so radically changed it like what, the very next patch or two after it released. Literally every single aspect of it is wrong from a gameplay perspective. The crazy thing is that AV was so insanely bad from release that its badness from that early era still persists to the modern day after all the countless revisions to it they have made over the years.
>>539758660I just hit a shaman with mortal strike, and his fucking lightning shield did more damage to me than my mortal strike did to him. I'm decently geared too, what is the deal with the shaman bullshit?
>>539759314All the 3-way hybrid classes are kind of broken because the guy doing the balancing only plays hybrid classes.
>>539758302>>539759071>old AV is badsomeone get these kids out of here
>>539759808AV in general is bad, old AV is dogshit. Go ahead and tell me what's good about it, other than you pretending to have played it in 2005 or whatever.
>>539759314yep its insane lolthe way the game is balanced right now shamans need passive shields removed and their armor legit reduced to leatherif not that then they need their 5 globals in 1 attack dmg taken away, they don't need top end heals, top end dmg, top end mitigation, and top end passive damageits absurd
>isekai gnome got arrested by ChromieThis is so sad....
>>539760193there's a chance you might be trash at the game
>>539759872Its a proper big battle, bgs were never about just farming honor points. It was about feeling like its an actual battle between two superpowers. AV was always the closest to that, you would log in and join a battle. Maybe take out a single tower and the front-line shifts but that's it. It was meant to be a on-going long conflict, you'd log off and log in the next day maybe the situation changed maybe it didn't.Even nowadays if you look at modern battles they're not resolved in 1 or 2 days. They go on for months sometimes like the siege of Mariupol took 2 months for example.That was what AV simulated and why so many liked it. Only laters players adapted since they only wanted to farm honor and nothing else. So both sides just made it a goose-chase about who reaches the end boss the quickest.
>>539760532lemme guess you're a bald faggot thirdworld boomer who plays a shaman? they all say that
>>539759872>pretending to have played it in 2005Yeah unlike you kids some of us were actually thereIt's a strategy battleground where people do different things that contribute to gaining an advantage and pushing the other side over timesummoning the big dicks, upgrading the units, pushing them on the map slowly. Of course you'll never know the satisfaction of any of that because you zoomers^' brains are wired to doing objective A in the most efficient way and calling it a good battleground.It's an old game for old people with different sensibilities, stop pretending you know shit about vanilla.
>>539760610honor is so gay...
>>539760610jesus this is the most retarded commentary on any game I have ever seen. also the cringe of you referencing real life war as a justification for your cartoon fantasy video game is unbelievable.Even if what you want is the spectacle of a big battle, AV STILL miserably fails at that too because of how badly the map is designed. The map is so gigantic proportionally to an individual player or group of players that it's trivial to avoid the enemy team basically indefinitely. So what happens in 99% of AV games is people wandering around aimlessly because they don't know what to do or where to go because the dogshit map provides no real direction. These scattered wandering players avoid any groups of enemies larger than their own which they can so easily do because the gigantic map means that even with perfect coordination it's impossible to maintain an established front line. The ONLY time you see the large scale battle you are describing is at the chokepoints like the bridge or the entrance to the horde base. Kinda tells you something there, that the rest of the map is way too fucking big. What you are talking about doesn't even happen on fucking turtle, in the dozens of AV games I have played so far, what happens is that people wait and wander around for something to happen, and eventually one side gets enough people to cap the last or second last gy that they then use to kill the boss, and they never get displaced because once the entire team is there it's impossible to break. Nearly identical to the boss rush strategy except much slower and stupider.>>539760961>It's a strategy battleground where people do different things that contributeExcept this doesn't happen. Have you actually played the game or just imagined how it might work?I have seen the bosses summoned exactly twice on turtle so far, and you know what happened both times? The boss got killed in under 2 minutes with no meaningful difference in the direction of the fight.
>>539761213>Except this doesn't happen. Have you actually played the game or just imagined how it might work?I have seen the bosses summoned exactly twice on turtle so far, and you know what happened both times?It happened in 2005 kiddo, It doesn't happen now because none of you zoomer can take the time to play it properly, and that's precisely why you struggle like retards in that battleground.
ive been trying to make an alliance toon to experience the assload of added alliance content but i just cant lock in i always yearn for the horde
>>539761293>It happened in 2005 kiddo,As if you can even remember that accurately since you were probably fucking 10 years old at the time. And the fact that you played it at 10 years old is the only reason why you perceive it to be good. You are literally no different than those manchildren that fill their house with toys and dolls of cartoons they watched as a child because they can't let go and move on from the memory of being a child.
>>539761213If you look into battles of the past that was basically what most battles boiled down to. You'd have the troops engage each other but when it started it quickly turned into a mess. Especially medieval battles. Also have you tried going south or north? You didn't encounter any enemies? Because I doubt that.
>>539761485>If you look into battles of the past that was basically what most battles boiled down to.Read this line>>539761213>also the cringe of you referencing real life war as a justification for your cartoon fantasy video game is unbelievable.You understand we are talking about a VIDEO GAME correct? Why exactly is your metric for success in game design the accuracy of emulating a grueling real life siege? You understand that games are supposed to be entertaining, correct?>Also have you tried going south or north? You didn't encounter any enemies? Because I doubt that.Read what I wrote again retard. The issue isn't that you never encounter anyone, the issue is that you can always run away in any number of directions because the map is way too big and wide. If what you want is a big spectacle battle, then you need to design a map with a much narrower playable area to allow for the establishing of a stable line. This is map design 101 shit here, but none of that was taken into consideration at blizzard when they made the piece of shit because they thought they were designing a heckin epic playable RTS or whatever their retarded idea was.
>>539761452That's a lot of assumptions. You don't have to be so upset you'll grow up too, except you'll talk shit about how minecraft was better when you were a teenager instead of wow, and younger ones won't get it either. This is the cycle you little faggot, embrace it
>>539761798>That's a lot of assumptions.Yeah, correct assumptions. It's obvious you have no valuable input on this topic, you don't actually play the game for its own sake you play it to remind yourself of when you were 12 years old, the last time you were ever happy. No criticism of the game will ever be justifiable to you because in your mind it becomes criticism of your security blanket.
>>539761713I'm not sure if I would fight towering dragons with a sword that might as well be a needle to them or go into a battle with robes on because a merchant told me it increases my intelligence in real life. But emulating that in a video game is fun.I find that hard to believe that you don't engage anyone at any time and just run away at the first sight of one single enemy crossing your path.
>>539761954Damn little bro did you think of all that yourself or was it fed to you by your favorite le epic classic youtuber/streamer? You're wrong on all counts but you would never be able to figure out why because your brain is wired to get easy fix of dopamine every minute, every action has to have an immediate dripfed reward. Well let me tell you, things didn't work like that back in the day and that's how some of us like it. Maybe you would be happier playing retail since the thought of old AV sends you into a fit of rage.
Got 50 on my hardcore slow and steady exhaustion high elf paladin Please clap
>>539762387>But emulating that in a video game is fun.Emulating a grinding brutal months long siege is fun? What you are saying is so absurd that it's obvious you are just reflexively defending your own retarded statements that you made without thinking. You would have to be truly braindead to think that the ideal gameplay for a cartoon fantasy MMO is to have it perfectly emulate the fucking siege of leningrad or whatever.>I find that hard to believe that you don't engage anyone at any time and just run away at the first sight of one single enemy crossing your path.Yeah, you are being purposely obtuse clearly as a desperate way to defend your indefensible position. Why is it that only drooling retards reply to me on these topics? can't you go back to blogposting about your gay paladin instead of pretending like you have anything meaningful to say about game mechanics?
>>539762436Yaay!~ Good job Alynastrasza! Level 60 soon!
FMC was fun but mostly because of all the ERP. Otherwise raiding is pretty gay.
>>539762647>waah waah why doesn't the game older than me cater to ME ME ME I'M THE ZOOMER EVERYBODY SHOULD MAKE EVERYTHING HOW I ENJOY THINGSThe marketing fried your brains. You're not special, nobody cares about what you think things should be and not everybody enjoys the same things you do. Welcome to real world kiddo.
>>539762735Ty
>>539763260You must be really asshurt, going out of your way to reply to a different post of mine after I ignored your retarded non-reply lmao.I'm sorry your mental stability is totally dependent on maintaining a glorified image of a video game you played when you were in 4th grade, but sadly that isn't my problem. I'm going to criticize the game whenever I like and you will fail to confront my criticism and choose to seethe instead.fyi, I'm also 34 lmao, so your zoomer boogeyman doesn't even apply.
>>539763453>I'm also 34 lmao, so your zoomer boogeyman doesn't even apply.Riiiiight...
>>539759314>>539759546>class changes are predicated on the idea that the 3 hybrids (druid/shaman/paladin) were "broken" or somehow underpowered>go hog wild and make them broken and completely overpoweredit's really just that simple
If you’re older you’re stuck liking the old school grind but having zero time for it.
>>539763808I hate hotdog shot.
>>539760347Anon she was collecting ogre brains. That's a pretty big red flag. She was probably making an army.
Is the Ratchet flight point not connected to Orgrimmar?
>>539765746She's allowed to collect ogre brains if she wants to.
>>539766003Connected how? You need the Crossroads FP iirc since it flies through there.
>>539766292Thanks
>>539666440>bald headed tranny was so BTFO by my zuko post a week ago he let it stew in his brain for 7 days so he can post thislmao sybau and go clean your adams apple
>>539763248>log in>erp before raid>erp during raid>erp after raid>log outFMC was the best of times.
>>539715340<evil>
>>539767627>never got to ERP midraid because I had to alocate 90% of my APM to playingmeh
Anyone else having problems with crashes in the grim reaches?
>>539767937Sounds mad gay plus retarded
>>539762990Why doesn’t Branded have a single meme yet? Evil has several already!
>>539735370Thx for the input, I'm guessing you're not a guild member so be aware that most things posted about evil on wpsg are shitposts lol>anon-onlybecause there is currently no raid to do there was no reasons to invite randoms, we'll evolve organically depending on what is needed in the future. also>no consumes checks, no gear check, no loot councilThose things can change later as well, for a molten core release, we all need gear equally, and not one want to ninjaloot and get booted out, all those rules are not arbitrary decisions but starting point from which things will, once again, evolve organically>euro/us raid timewhats wrong with saturday evening lol, is friday evening more blessed with good luck and prosperity? >tl;drIt boils down to 'raiding to have fun with friends' vs 'raiding to get gear', we care more about having fun with friends currently for the release, but in a month from now, we'll most probably raid to get gear
>>539759314Because he probably has a shield and your mortal strike deals physical damage.The lightning shield deals nature damage, ignoring your armor.
>>539769509You're cooked lol
>>539769509It’s not fun to do a raid and wipe because people won’t use basic consumes.It’s not fun to do a raid and lose an item to someone who won’t even use it.It’s not fun to do a raid and have to sit around waiting for pugs because your guild has some dumb restriction against inviting raiders to the guild to fill spots.It’s not fun to do a raid at weirdo hours that are too early for Americans and too late for Euros.It’s not fun to do a raid and wipe because people can’t listen to basic instruction and stand in fire.It’s not fun to do a raid and people keep dying because they’re still in greens.It’s not fun to do a raid and waste time because people don’t want to put effort into raids.I’m not in your guild. I joined another one and we’re actually prepared for MC. I’d like to see you guys actually clear MC first try. But with what you and others are saying, with that attitude, you are not going to make it very far. When you guys embarrass yourself walking away from MC with Rag still alive, and people leave the guild after suffering from a joke of a raid, please take a moment to think about what I and others have told you. Hopefully it won’t be too late at that point and you can actually reform your guild.
You are a childless single man playing a gay little cartoon children's game
>>539770615The same could be said of all games
I’m a married dadgamer playing a gay little cartoon children’s game
So, turtle warlocks, what spec are you?
>>539770615I'm a childless single man shitposting on a gay little cartoon children's game thread. I don't actually play on any of these gay ass servers
>>539769509> It boils down to 'raiding to have fun with friends' vs 'raiding to get gear', we care more about having fun with friends currently for the release, but in a month from now, we'll most probably raid to get gearThe absolute cope.
Imagine wasting a Saturday dying in Molten Core over and over making no progress while some faggot yells NIGGER over and over on a mic because lazy faggots think it’s fun to suck at WoW
>>539771779That's the main thing that killed the /vg/guild experience for me, struggling for 4 hours in easy content when you can pug it in 2 hours with random people and have more fun
>hit alt+f4>get a whisper the second I doFUK
Still a bit disturbed by this
>>539769509I made friends who aren’t bad at Wow and won’t wipe to trash in Molten Core in 2025 so we’ll get gear while having fun together. Enjoy your repair bills.
>>539772262It's fine to take time and be slow initially when the guild is discovering the raid. What killed it for me was that we never really got faster when the raid was on farm. It's not fun to take hours in a raid we have been doing for months. Struggling in a raid you have done once or twice is not the same as struggling through a raid you have done 20 times. I think that mostly why people were tired of raiding.
>>539772878>noooooo not the heckin centaurs, they're LGBT and valid in retail!!!Monsters get skinned
can someone tell me how drop chance works? if a boss has 6 items with a 10% chance each to be dropped, does that mean 40% of the time it will drop nothing or are there 3-4 guaranteed items and it simply rolls again until all 3-4 slots are filled? would that effectively boost the drop chance of an item to 35%ish?
Sad newsI will probably not be Molten Coring because I'll be busy playing horror games during October. I got Resident Evil 2, 3 and 7 and if I have enough time I'll maybe play Dino Crisis and Silent Hill too
>>539769641>"yeah uhhh you know, a passive no brain ability is SUPPOSED to deal more dmg than the best spell you have! it's called balancing!"t. braindead nigger shaman
>>539773372Those are all pretty cool. RE2/RE3 OG or the remakes? And why not RE8 while you're at it since RE7/RE8 are similar? Consider Parasite Eve too! Or hold it off until December, both work.
>>539773268Not really, in vanilla, loot works by group, most of them having 100% chance to drop. For example, with Ragnaros.https://database.turtle-wow.org/?npc=11502He is going to loot one of the 5 items in group 4 (which will show up as 20% on atlas), one of the 5 items in group 6, one of the 8 items in group 3 and 5 (they are for T2, almost identical, one with paladin in it, the other with shaman, meaning that paladin/shaman T2 are twice as rare on Ragnaros), and so on for the other less important group that have a lot of shit in it.
>>539774137thanks
>>539773151>discovering the raidMolten Core is damn near two decades old.
>>539774641They changed it in turtle, there are more boss and it's overall harder.
>>539773236>there are human skin tents in gnoll campsGuess the real monsters were humans all along.
>>539735370/wpsg/ has enough people.
>>539774023OGI don't want to buy the remakes until I finish the originals first. Also Resident Evil 1 (remake) was really fun. I've been playing a lot of point and click adventure games and that's exactly what the gameplay felt like, except also there's zombie dogs.
>>539774741The raid is mostly the same and I did it on Nord already.It’s going to be hard for you because you refuse to put any effort into your guild and your guildmates are the same.You will find out that I’m right, you’re wrong, and it isn’t fun to waste a perfectly good Saturday sucking dick at Wow and dying in Molten fuck Core endlessly.
>>539774943wish they didn't nerf it, would be so funny
>>539774767The problem is a lot of us refuse to raid with bozos so your guild is fucked
Come to FMC MC this Monday instead!Even Elaynna is coming (she couldn't sign up here, because she's not in our Discord)
>>539775097Every time some Evil fag defends the fact that they won’t kill Rag on their first MC it justifies my decision to not join a trashcan /wpsg/ guild again and instead join a real guild
>>539775251are you having fun?
>>539770461They dont even have 20 people.
>>539775370They’re going to drag along some poor pugs who will sadly be more prepared for MC than most their guildies
>>539774943You know not everyone have played this game for 20 years. Some people have never raided isnt that crazy? Im doing mc for first time and i will enjoy fresh experience.
>>539775726Pretty much this. Nobody wants to raid with these assholes who have been shitting up threads for couple years now and still achieved nothing in terms of progression.
>>539775763Most people have done MC before and won’t have fun wiping. If you do that’s great. When next week rolls around and people are missing from the raid maybe you’ll understand why.
>>539775270Like what? Give 5, if you're afraid to name one.
>>539775763Sure. Hey not everyone has done Deadmines before. So would you be super happy to do a Deadmines where someone who never did it before causes you to wipe a hundred times and then needs on the one piece of gear that actually drops even though he can’t use it? It’s super fun to explore the game and discover it together, right?
I haven't done Deadmines beforeShould I go to the Eastern Kingdoms with my Lv59 Shaman and sign up?
>>539776916Yes.
>Evil won't have enough people for UBRS>Evil won't clear MC>Evil won't clear Ony>...Are we doing this again?
>>539776971Nobody has said any of those.>Evil won’t clear MC on your first run which is embarrassing.This was said and will come true. Screenshot this post. In fact if you disagree with my statement feel free to wager the level 60 character you go to Evil’s first MC on and if Rag isn’t killed on that run delete it and never ask GMs to recover it.
>>539777157Who cares if we clear it or not? We will have fun, and that's all that matters.
>>539777280Because if you actually played well and didn’t suck at this game you would kill Rag and have fun. Instead you’re just going to wipe and then claim “it was fun” meanwhile people won’t have fun and will leave.
>>539776652Yes i was happy and had fun although we died many times is that a problem old fart? Some of us enjoy playing games granpa. Maybe you should move on and maybe get kids and wife.
>>539777280nooo you must clear it first week or you are worthless! nobody will play with you! everybody will make fun of you!don't mind that autistic retard
>>539777458>i love wiping i love dyingEven you don’t believe this cope.
>>539777483MC is baby’s first raid and even it will filter you because you aren’t good at wow
>>539777575I do and you dont because you are too close to grave in real life old man. I still have time to die in dungeons because im young.
I don’t want to be in a guild where all we do is wipe and die on easy content.
Day 40 of cross examination:>Mr.Zimmer, do you agree that a 1.12 client provides a more authentic Vanilla experience than a 3.3.5 client?I suppose it would.>Mr.Zimmer, is it true that Sapphirons frost aura ticked every 1 second during Vanilla?>T-That's impossible to verif..>and it ticks every 2 seconds in Wrath of the Lich King, correct?N-no comment.>Mr.Zimmer, does Sapphirons frost aura tick every 1 second on the Turtle client?I p-plead the 5th.>Your Honor, I move to admit exhibits 991 and 992 into evidence.>Do you agree, Mr.Zimmer, that the Nefarian encounter in Vanilla required all players participating to use an "Onyxia Scale Cloak?"Y-yes.>Yet the Nefarian encounter on Turtle wow does not feature this requirement, correct?I-it's too much of a grind..>Too much of a grind to defeat Onyxia, Mr.Zimmer, is that correct?Guilds have to skin it, Mr.Mayer.>Mr.Zimmer, do you see in the screenshot of the Turtle website where it says "our philosophy is that changes will stay true to Vanilla?">Mr.Zimmer, do you agree that Blizzard set the cooldown on Hamstring to 0 seconds during Vanilla?>W-well technically it's 1 second due to the..>And you agree, Mr.Zimmer, that increasing the cooldown on Hamstring reduces the quality of playtime if a person chooses to play as a Warrior?T-They can use speed potions or engineer...
>>539777814>i love dying in wowGo kill your character until all your gear is red then post a screenshot of how much fun you had along with the repair bill.
>>539777698I don't even play on that server dumbass. Holy fuck this guy is mentally ill
>>539777280https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EiMdJUyGp0
>the "we'll have fun and thats what matters" excuselollmao even
>>539777445Who cares? You'll be clearing him many times.
>>539777979I too would lie and say I didn’t even play on Ambershire to avoid the shame of admitting I was in a guild as bad as Evil
>>539778184Take your meds
You know what’s really fun? Clearing MC on your first time and getting great loot.But repair bills are cool too I guess.
week one rag will be the source of good drama as people get mad they get fucked out of rolling on things in favor of the cliques they arent in
>>539778220Nah! I’ll take your meds instead.
im only going to pug raid where everyone can need for mainspec
FMC killed Ragnaros on their first ever MC…
>>539778321How do people care about repair costs when it's easy as shit to make gold in this version
>>539778578Send me 1000 gold.
>>539778549After a year of preparation and naxx geared tank. Now you dont have that
>>539778578Most people on turtle buy gold and have no concept of farming
Tauri!
>>539778712FMC’s year anniversary came months after the MC clear, and the guild had only been raiding a month or so up to that point.
>>539777953Duuuude. You are grown ass man and you are malding over some video game coins? Shouldnt you be collecting real money instead so you can have family and your kids can have good life?
>>539778665Sent ;)
>>539778869See >>539778665
>>539775763Most wipes wont be because people dont know mechanics.
>>539778938No you didn’t. You sent me a letter apologizing because you don’t have any money due to all those repair bills.
>>539778842>MC is first raid>dogfucker company cleared Rag on first raid>Been raiding for a monthSo which is it?
>>539779093Anon, MC is not the first raid on Nord. You can do Kara10, ZG, AQ20, and Ony before it.
>>539778549Proofs?
>>539779252I forgot its fun server. My bad
>>539776652My first deadmines run was a disaster and I still remember it fondly years later.
>>539779326It is fun to clear MC, especially in your guild’s first try.
>>539779372Great. So why don’t you go to Deadmines now and wipe your group constantly by doing dumb shit. See how much fun they have.
>old warcraft books describing in detail how orcs would rape draenei females, and then throw them off city walls into their death>Nu warcraft has trans-orcs preying on kidsWar, war never changes.
>>539779559UhShe's half human half elf. Orgrimmar doesn't claim her
Struggling through raids was fun when they were brand new. Wow is a solved game. If you cannot kill Ragnaros something is deeply wrong with your guild.
>>539779662Thats why BBC wins
>>539779662There is something deeply wrong with YOU faggot, imagine caring this much about how other people do in a video game
Wiping is fun. I purposefully cause wipes in dungeons I’m in because it is fun. Everyone loves me for it. I’m a real scamp!
>>539778974No but i can send you 10$ so you can buy something nice for your kids.
How slow is leveling on Evermoon Tauri? Should I start now or wait for the WoD pre-patch to drop in 10 days since apparently its gonna be quicker to level then? I dont have any characters on that realm so im starting from lvl 1. I know its MoP so leveling is already a joke, but im playing memepoch meanwhile and cant spend much time on just leveling there, until WoD releases
>>539780072>gold is ez to get>UH I CAN’T SEND YOU GOLD UH UH HOW ABOUT MY NEETBUX
>>539780282holy hairline, just go full bald at that point
Flag will be more than happy to help you guys die in Molten Core if it’s really fun for you.
>>539780460Shaving is a cope. Rock the skullet like Hulk Hogan brother.
>>539780468Evil won’t need his help with that.
>>539775251I can't, it's Rosh hashanah :(
>>539780575If you look like Hulk Hogan you could rock any fucking hairstyle, that's irrelevant at that point
History repeats itself because you niggers never learn.
>>539780314I never said that granpa it seems you are already having symptoms of dementia. Go out man get wife and kids games are not for you.
>>539780973>disowning the things you said and backpedaling when your bullshit gets called out
>>539780973>Go out man get wife and kids games are not for you.Learn English, pajeet.
I'm doing Scholomance tonightAnd apparently according to the wiki I'll be doing Scholomance like three or four times because quest chains don't advance unless you enter the same dungeon and kill the same mobs againI hope I get some BiS gear!
>>539781308Yes, you are meant to do the endgame dungeons multiple times because they are endgame dungeons.
>>539781112What bullshit i dont understand. Why are you so angry?>>539781242No. English is language of niggers.
>>539781504Niggers don’t speak English.
>>539781568Im pretty sure that you are wrong. Isnt english national language of America the land of niggers?
I just heard about turtle wow lawsuit. Does that mean it's going to die? I was thinking of playing classic+ and it was between Turtle and Ascension (which I think Epoch merged into).what's the beans bros? Is TurtleWoW gonna die?
>>539780282Leveling will be ass in Legion because of lvl scaling or something. I suggest you level now with x4 bonus XP.
>>539782078Nothing ever happens
>>539782221oh, so that bonus is on now? cos ive read there will be leveling bonus for the launch, but i thought its gonna be on AFTER the wod pre-patchaight, guess i have to download fucking mop now then
>>539782078Turtle received a lawsuit, and they seem to mostly shrug it off. However, there are signs that it isn't going that well. They used to do weekly updates full of changes, but since the lawsuit, those have been mostly empty.Epoch launched in a disastrous state and got acquired by Ascension. Then every single person who originally made Epoch left the project, citing a C&D from Blizzard as the reason. Epoch is now in the hands of Ascension and is still extremely bugged. I doubt the server will survive for long, and even if it does, it will not be the same since it's entirely different people behind it now.Overall, the future is uncertain. I don't think it's a good time to play on private servers.
>weekly dungeon quest gives me 30g+ easy>weekly mc quest gives me <5g
>>539782670>Overall, the future is uncertain. I don't think it's a good time to play on private servers.damn, that sucks. I knew with so many shills here months ago about Epoch that it was gonna be a disaster, didn't think they'd just up and leave. Is Ascension ANY good though? Their site seems to bolster good updates and such, but desu I'm leaning towards Turtle. I just don't wanna start on Turtle and a week from now they shut everything down.
>>539779490I wouldn't intentionally wipe on purpose, but I also wouldn't have a full blown meltdown if I was matched with some brand new players who made mistakes, wiped us by accident and didn't know what items to roll on. It's just a game. You could even forge new friendships and memories through the experience. You know what I think is less fun? Speedrunning through a dungeon at mach speed, no talking, no breaks, no variance. Wordless runs with faceless phantoms that disband the millisecond the final boss dies.
>>539782928Turtle if you want vanilla with easier gameplayAscension bronzebeard realm if you want something fresh in classic wow packaging
>>539782061The niggers there don’t speak English so you have that in common with them.
>Evil will never do UBRS>Evil will never clear UBRS>Evil will never do MC(YOU ARE HERE)>Evil will never clear MC>Evil will never do Kara10>Evil will never clear Kara10>Evil will never do BWL>Evil will never clear BWL>Evil will never do ZG>Evil will never clear ZG>Evil will never do AQ20>Evil will never clear AQ20>Evil will never do AQ40>Evil will never clear AQ40>Evil will never do Naxx>Evil will never clear Naxx
>>539782670>>539782928>>539782078Just paly Tauri, its gonna save us in a week
>>539782928Ascension dev wise is good, they have competent modders, but they are extremely greedy (p2w), and the kind of content they do isn't appealing to most people. They are mostly known for classless and some fun stuff, not for handling a long term Blizzard-like server with additions and changes that stay in the spirit of the original game. Bronzebeard was their attempt at something close to vanilla, and it looks way closer to retail WoW than vanilla. Although they did have some nice ideas, there was just too much shit added. We'll see how they handle Epoch, but right now we don't know what they're going to do with it.
Turtle wow players be like:Ahhh time to enjoy my CLASSIC hardcore gameplay with>Buffed talents>Nerfed custom content>Buffed racials>While listening to 18B-7 (lgbt) radioMeanwhile BBC+ chuds cant pull 2 quillboars because you will kill yourself on their lightning shield
>>539783621cool why dont you go play with your BBC in the corner quietly? thanks lil bro
>>539783621Nigga still mad at the radio name
>>539783326Imagine typing all this shit up and then next week your guild wipes on trash in MC and can’t even kill Ragnaros on their first run
>>539783621what's bbc
what are the actual good guilds on turtle?
>>539783965Good in what way? And on which realm?
>>539783868Upcoming ascension classic+ serverBasically buffed vanilla with heavily expanded wotlk glyph system
>>539784092better than Bronzebeard or is that the shortname for Bronzebeard? Also, can you use fat tits and ass models on Ascension?
>>539784053not full of people being carried by their t2-t3 gear because they are dogshit at the game. nord ofc
>>539784206Shortname of BronzeBeard Classic+Some troll came up with it in this thread then got mad when even the server itself embraced it
>>539784206>is that the shortname for Bronzebeard?BronceBeard Classic.>Also, can you use fat tits and ass models on Ascension?Yes.
Come home, white man...
Troll or Goblin warlock
>>539784286You aren’t going to find raiding guilds on Nord where people aren’t geared because it’s progressed. Anyone wanting to do the game fresh has moved toAmbershire.
>>539784483Troll for regen, berserking, and aesthetics.Goblin for special snowflake.But warlocks are already kind of a rare breed.
>>539784350I heard BBC+ is buggy and probably not a good experience, what say you?
>>539784493i dont mind they are geared. i mind that they are clearly not new because they have t3 gear but play like they are new
>>539784286So you want a progression guild that is in the MC/BWL stage? I'm not sure if there are that many, with Ambershire sapping a lot of people who were interested in that. The surviving ones are probably in the AQ40/Naxx stage. Also, it mostly depends on your raiding time. Some guilds raid mostly during the weekends, some only on weekdays, and of course, EU/NA/OCE hours will limit your guild selection.
>>539784493iwanna hang out with cool people and not fresh andys and so far im not seeing rpers on aspergshire
>>539784797<we may raid>
>>539784646Unlike turtle or epoch used to, ascension has devs on payroll that actually fix Bugs full timeGrey has personally teleported to me when i reported omen of clarity bug and fixed it in realtime when i reported it.
>>539784646>buggydoubt it, ascension are actually pretty talented at scripting and fixing shit, unlike the epoch retards>not a good experiencenow that will most probably be the case, at least for me, cos the concept looks retarded, its literally retail- instead of vanilla+
>>539784954Its like season of discovery, if SoD was any good ans not just all broken abilities from later xpacs backported
>>539784483Follow your heart, no one really cares about racials on turtle.
>>539784483Not a real choice.
>>539784806Yeah, people who love fresh servers are the kind of people you don't want to play with. Those people will be gone in a few months anyway.
>>539777902more pls
>>539777902The post that killed vanilla troons
>rl trying to make me download decursive when im not a retard who can just use his eyeballs
>>539784483Goblin warlock is THE rarest class race combo in the realm. Pick it if you want to be speshul.
>>539784806I have TurtleRP installed and it feels like half of the profiles I see is something about crafting potions or gathering herbs. I think that's cute.
>>539785102yes, which already was retail-flavored slop, but you also have le ebin mytic raiding/dungeons, TRANSfaction faggotry, transmog gay shit, nu-models, no world pvp, etcyou just need to add flying and its basically retail its literally just retail -, no idea why the "vanilla plus" crow is hyped for this shit
>>539785643Your eyeballs are suboptimal, have fun when you will lose DKP because you are dispelling less than the rest of your guild.
>>539785989Maybe because troondle goblin models are fucking disgusting
>>539786661guilds use dkp? whats that like
thank god there's wrath server in 2 weeks
>>539778549We had a naxx tank carry from tokers if memory serves
Someone should stream Evil MC, would be funny.
>warrior spends the whole raid shitting on paladins for constantly missing buffslol no wonder pinkies hate them so much
Bubble hearted out of a hardcore ZF and the noobs cried in HC chat and one of you started using >meme arrowsin game and that's really pathetic of you. Don't mark yourself as an election tourist like that.
>>539789060>warriorThe bully that never grew up past high school. Needs constant babysitting but will never admit it.>paladinEsl class for failed males. Literally the sons of betaiden.>shamanInferiority complex. German class.>huntersAlready enough watch dogs alerts out there on them to not need to say anything. Likeliest class to be a woman (1% drop rate)>druidsNice guys seriously coping with mental issues. They will morph to fit your lifestyle but is there a soul inside?>roguesFailed shooters reliving it in a second life. Probably chef's irl. You were their enemy at hello.>mageSpergs. Friendly at first. But the more you get to know them the more you realize the mage tables and portals are a trick to seduce you into their inner life.>warlockHipster class. Its the only thing that stands out, and they'll stick around since no one else in their tribe showed up. Looking down at you.>priestThe class with the most diagnosed mental issues. Do not linger or else the 3 second mind control begins.
>>539789060Its REALLY not that hard to fucking communicate with other pinkcels to agree which one provides which buffEvery other pull i have to ask for might or Kings
>>539790879kek they never say a word too. they even have their own add on for buffing(no one else needs something like this btw) and they STILL fuck it up
>>539789060>can't click a button once in a whilePalakeks
Why the fuck do priests keep walking by me and not buffing me? I buff them with wisdom every time they pass by me but they never buff me back
>>539791613youre not entitled to random buffs
>>539791819Buff for buff, that's the rule
>>539791868>tfw warlock
Finished hc s&s hunter Time to level another hc s&s classIf this post ends in 1-3 - rogue4-6 - warlock7-9 - priest0/dubs/trips/etc - warrior
>>539791613Do you have pvp enabled?
>>539792076No
>>539792038Is that the Admiral turtle mount they added?
>>539784463Raids still happen there. To this day that is the best wotlk server, shame about the population
>>539792584Yeah.>>539792038So be it.
How do i grind revantusk troll rep farther
>>539786661Have you ever raided 25mans with wpsg? if you havent then you shouldnt talk, niggers seriously dont dispel anything and then wonder when they wipe on the most easy things where gimmick is to dispel some debuff that increases damage taken by 200%. Seriously, i remember some 25man Ulduar where in total i had 250+ dispels and next one had like 10 and this was only from first boss to I think Hodir or Freya
>>539792981but muh parse>dies over and over so his meaningless parse is even more meaningless
imagine having no friends and having to raid with a fucking 4chan guild lmao
>>539789060warriors have to press their buff button every 2-4 minspaladins have zero(0) excuse not to press theirs every 10-30
>>539790846I'm a bully?!
>>539792981Only good former wpsg guild was <Just>Cutting edge uldirCutting edge BoDAlmost cutting edge in Castle Nathriahttps://youtu.be/LBepbIqWwP4?si=K7legETRL2YG0ThlVanilla cuckie would get a stroke raiding mystic
Is it too late to join Ambershire?
>>539795870Yeah. No, take your time. It's only "too late" for people who are hungry to do all of the content in a week without realizing it'll be like 3+ months until the next piece of content so they're gonna exhaust all of it in one week and then have nothing to do for 3 months while you have those 3 months to catch up.
>>539795870not at all, the content rollout is so slow you can join at any timehonestly you should probably skip raiding for the first few months and let the turbo fags get their gear so then you can join up and get purps faster because everyone has them already
Which male Priest race looks the coolest in vanilla you think?
>>539795870Yeah, might as well join Nordanaar.
>>539778116have fun running rag during aq40 because his gear is still relevant
>>539796190I think Trolls are pretty cool The monster body tips it from "dude in a dress" to "oh shit this monster is a cultist"
>>539796190rapeface dwarf
>>539796536I'm mostly Kara and naxx geared and I still have upgrade in MC.
>>539796190Dwarf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9X13NoZrg0BUCK BREAKER COOKIN+
>>539795870youre only a month behind. the low level areas are still teeming with new players.
>>539796752accura and onslaught are too OP
>>539794680filthy drunks wife
>>539792645>shame about the population?
>log in at 3 AM with 3k people online>every mob respawns as soon as its corpse hits the floor>log in at noon with 9k people online>every mob takes the full 5 minutes to respawnwhy is this server like this
What's the average gold price on Ambershire for ERP to pay a tranny to degrade you about having a 5 inch micropenis and licking her feet
>>539800751Its pretty much dead
>>53980110150g/15min on Horde side
Thinking of playing CoA before BBC+>is it any good? client? balance?>bugs, issues, etc.
>>539801101>paying for erpjust be a good writer and get it for free anon what the fuck
>>539801101>5 inch>micropenis???
>>539801415CoA is nowhere close to being released and BBC is coming out within a month
>>539801536nonny...
I wanna hire an Ambie ewhore!
>>539801413Oh you went to Free use too? they're really good at it, way better than Branded, its crazy how 4chan suck at the game and even at erp
>>539801536Oh nonono
>>539801734There are some good roleplayers in Branded, but yeah, around half of them are quite bad, although it's still fun to be around them. The average roleplayer outside the guild is overall better than the average Branded member. But if you really want some quality ERP, you'll have to make a character on Nordanaar.
>>539801602sar noooooooooooo pls sar i must play woaw
What's everyone playing now with turtle dead and nothing new in sight? how crushed are we lads?
>>539745125yes
>>539802672Turtle is the biggest existing pserver unless you believe the Warmane numbers
>>539802672Retail WoW MidnightAnd yes, I boosted my troll elf, my trelf
>>539802672Nothing changed with the Turtle population since it's a nothingburger Civil suit, Tauri Legion is launching soon and Bronzebeard also for upcoming servers.
has anyone ever tried to remake the alpha UI since that shit is obtainable off the alpha mpc files?
>>539802672Waiting for the next epoch that will hopefully not be a shit show. This time, I'm only getting hyped up if they open source everything and make non retarded tech choices.
Tauri.10 days until WoD.You join.Now.
>>539803639>WoDyeaaa, who wants to do another zillion hour grind for a fucking useless ring
>>539803757Not him but they're using WoD as a stopgap while they finish Legion, it's going to be on Legion patch with WoD content only up to Highmaul and not last that long
>>539802672nothing connected to wow, i played the panda expansion for almost 4 months im tired of it, maybe next year
another fucking drop, is it really only me? my internets working perfectly
>>539804581They said people from the middle east are experiencing crashes and lags so maybe that's where your problem is
>>539802672Aion 2 soon. WoW is dead, long live the new king.
Somehow I played WotlK on Warmane years ago, yet I reached max level, but never tried raids. But since Im playing Turtle wow (And played some time on Sheilun) and now im a raider full time...I could go back to Warmane, but Stormforge will release a WotlK soon....but with how the recent TBC server they launched now is on sub-1K players (And Shielun has also seen better times player-count wise); I wonder if I should Try Frostmourne or try to go back to Warmane and spam RDF to get Pre-BiS for raids.And for reference: I have a Arms Warrior on Warmane+A Frost Mage; While if I choose Frostmourne, then I will try Death Knight (Not sure about specc).
how do i get a code for bbc+? are they rare?
>>539806529The new Wrath server will probably die before the first tier finishes, the population drop is always super fast on them. Warmane is pointless to try and get prebis on because groups will expect you to be well above the GS required to do content for raids because of how long it's been around so everyone is at least ToGC and above geared.
>>539806581visit their site, blacked.com to subscribe
I always feel bad when someone gives me money for food & drinks...
Gonna farm Princess for BOED. Wish me luck
>>539807338good luck anon!
Priest or Drood?
>>539784286Unironically FMC
>>539777280This, why even minmaxx vanilla? just to make sure they don't ever ever wipe? and no one ever ever ninjaloot anything? I don't get it
>queued for Scholomance>tank and a DPS instantly leave???
>>539786661uuum i'd constantly top parse dispels in fmc and i've never! used decursive
>>539807771FMC couldn't clear easy Naxx and they buffed MC in the latest patch to be for people in Naxx gear, if you keep the same loser mindset you'll end up not clearing MC as well.
>>539807553Drood.
>>539807553Priest, the guild im in has been looking for priests for weeks, druids are good but priests are mandatory
Got to 30s on a mage and got bored. Any other fun classes to solo play with other than Paladick?
>>539808098>in fmcYou guys are so bad at dispelling stuff that you needed 4 decursers for Noth when you only need 2.
>>539808864>disc priests get a single target bloodlust>high elf priests get a second single target bloodlustI can feel the meta
>>539808153>if you keep the same loser mindsetlmao you don't know us, fuck off
>>539809260qrd? I thought helves only got that one channeled attack
>Epochfugees begging for BBC+ to release fast so they can move onDoes this mean what people really crave is retailslop, after all? Did they think they did but they didn't?
>>539809480the other one they get is a reduction to smite and holy nova mana cost
>>539809485Ion won, I'm afraid.
>"hardcore" players>run around in zones 15 levels below them tagging quest mobs and abusing twow's quest XP buff
For the Horde
>>539809485I started joking about wanting BBC+ because of the name and because I love BBC but now I actually want to play the server
>>539809114Well, i cannot comment on that since i don't have a mage or druid
>takes like 50 runs of aq20 to hit exaltedwhy did they think this was a good idea?
>>539790339this shit has been done in emails for over 30years now you zoomer tranny
>>539811383It's sovlful though
>>5398113833Why would you run aq20 to exalted
>>539791613I don't buff mages.
>every time I distract an arcane monstrosity thing from the patting ring around Immolthar>every time someone aggros one anyway
>>539811383Fucking Christ. Really? I hate Silithus quests so much it's unreal
>>539791613>fortitude 445 mana 60min>wisdom 125 mana 10 min
>>539806796So what server to play if I want to play WotlK?
what are the odds twow ever does TBC?
>>539814740yeah why don't they make all the content they make irrelevant, good question
>>539811383you can sit afk in an aq40 scorpion farm, they're not super common but once in a while you can find one, exalted takes like 2 hours in there
Guys how do I make Bassy into my gf, she's so cool and does so much damage~
>>539815858i thought aq40 was on a separate faction. cenarion circle is what im after
>>539816012The scorpions in aq40 give cenarion circle rep, the bosses and reputation items give brood of nozdormu rep which you need for the reputation ring and t2.5 armor
>>539816290damn, i guess ill have to be on the lookout for those then
Well I queued for Scholomance and died three timesAlso I won two 16 slot bags and a new pair of healer pants
>>539810014>odorlesscompletely wrong, the average horde player smells like shit
>>539818252My tauren smells like flowers
>>539814740They won't, but I wouldn't be surprised if they do something related to Illidan/Kael'thas in the near future
I have no idea who or where he is but my thoughts and prayers are with him
got to 60 on nordanaar a few months ago and lost interest because it's impossible to get through the attunement chains as a dps class. just came back, should i reroll to ambershire? is it poppin? i don't think i want to level again but this LFG LBRS shit is so cancer
Are there dwarves in this game?
do ppl remember chromie? it was such a good idea for a server but it was kinda dead to begin with. is there anyone playing still?
>>539819806Join a guild.
I cant stop thinking of encountering the alynastrasza tranny in the open world with some GM thinking its time to be funny and toggling her pvp on.Im taking in the desperation in her eyes as i put on the windfury of my big, 2-handed, av-exalted mace.Howls of terror erupt as i transform into my ghost wolf, quickly closing the gap between us.Finally i reach her, bringing my mace down on her skull with her body going limp and collapsing in the dirt, immediately world chat is notified of her humiliating death and starts mocking her, while im cumming in my pants.
>>539820108Yeah, we had prepatch less than a month ago, made a DK. It's a good server.
Odds I continue not playingEvens I make a orc shaman and no life the fuck out of it and play nonstop BGs as I level
>>539820920>Yeah, we had prepatch less than a month ago, made a DK. It's a good server.whats pop lookin like?
>>539819806ambershire is poppin, getting carried through raids isn't fun
>>539820920>>539821067>Yeah, we had prepatch less than a month ago, made a DK. It's a good server.actually nevermind, i just noticed that chromie website has a bunch of AI art on it, im not giving this shit a chance
>>539820941RIPill roll an orc shammy and spam BGs in your honor
>>539821297>Same orc face I was going to pick tookinoI kneel lad
0: I join <Branded>1,2,3: I join <Evil>4,5,6,7,8,9: I join a real guild
>>539821768Evil is a real guild so welcome to Evil!!!!
>>539821838in a few weeks it's gonna be a social guild
>>539821838>10 raiders
>>539821934They don't have enough people. They are going to recruit people from world chat who will hard carry them.
Any BBCs in Evil?
Bros should i go Nordanaar or Ambershire? I've been playing on and off for a few years but never kept any characters (kept deleting them)
>>539822407ambershire is way more active if you want to enjoy 1-59nord is much better if you want to rush straight into 60 content and gear up instantly without drama and faggot tryhard bs
>>539822189they’ll all hit level 60 with full BiS in a week, the power of friendship will prevail
>>539823453i would join, but <evil> as a guild name is very strange to me. why would one brand oneself as evil? i feel dark energy and spirits gathering around people who label themself as evil
>>539821297https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2ciOyCQQ74
Found out you could go to the goblin starting zone. Went and did it. Deeply creepy and unsettling place with how desolate it is and how you'll only occasionally find a goblin questing there and quite literally no one else. Heaven for mining and herbalism nodes though as those seem to be literally everywhere but what a creepy place.
>me when a Warrior wants to join my guildStrong classes. Weak classes. That is only the selfish perception of people. Truly skilled raid leaders should try to win with their favorites. I like your style. You understand what's important. Go on--the Molten Core is waiting.
>>539823694staged.
Any quests I should pick up before going to Northwind? I found a quest in Darkshire, are there any else?
>>539823618I unironically think it looks amazing as a guild tagsimple but kinomy next pick would be <kino> (all lowercase)after that probably <Seethe>
which of these classic-ish servers should I play? is turtle the best one?
>>539825039Turtle will be dead soon due to a blizzard lawsuithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awjaPzpSi5Ego tauri
>>539823453Does evil need another tank
can I use an ogre skin for a rogue?
>>539825290>Bellularif i wanted a paid blizzshill opinion id watch preach
>>539823453>Therin
>>539825310yes, current lvl60 squad is2 tanks3 healers10 DPS
>>539825290lol dont watch this dumb faggotclick baiting bald ugly loser
>>539825039Yes, Turtle is the best one. It's not even close.
>>539825630What time will you guys raid?
>>539825813saturday, EU evening/NA afternoon
>>539825940Can you post that as a utc time?
>>539823618we abuse dark energy and spirits gathering around us to get good loot and ninjaloot third worlder, it's a minmaxxing tech
>>539825039Tauri.10 days until WoD.You join.Now.
>>539825813about 3:50 in 2 weeks
>>539808951Hunter and Warlock, you always have a friend
>>539826205You don't even have a 60 warlock
>>539826197Max 6 PM UTC
>>539826384>>539826808Rip I couldnt make that workGl tho bros
>>539803014hopefully not, looks like ass
>>539826307i am, but hopefully i can avoid you there, cringy furfag freak
>>539827487I'll find you.
How long until (you) think bronzebeard comes out, anons?
>>539827620How long until Corecraft comes out?
>>539827327>elvui fagmany such cases
>>539827620Based on what they said, sometime in October. Idk why they're reluctant to give launch date still though
>>539828069Not that anon, but I use elvui but turn off like 95% of it, I only have it for the tooltip mouse anchor and for text shadow. Everything else looks like hot dogshit
>>539828069literally never used an ui addon in my life, weirdo
what are they laughing at bros
>>539828397epoch
>>539828397My 5 inch microdick
>>539826307I am, and hopefully I find you there, hunky furry beast~
>>539830772Least obvious self reply
>no longer even need to leave eastern kinodems to get to 60 since there's so many quests in the new zonesabsolutely the best change. fuck faggotdor
>>539832147Dindu he jus critisize ower homerand?
>>539832678Glad I'm not the only one who calls it that
>>539832678>>539833342you both need the light
>join cross faction party>PvP flag toggles while questing because you are buffing and healing your party>complete quests and type tyfp and disband>immediately get killed in PvPHow often does this made up scenario I just thought of happen in Turtle?
>>539834254>"Lol" said the scorpion>"Lmao"
>>539833712>i need some faggot healer in a dress autoattacking me
>>539785989>Goblin warlock is THE rarest class race combo in the realmUmm actually that is WRONG the rarest class race combo is orc mage. Goblin warlock isn't even the second most rarest so you are actually MEGA wrong.
>Mr.Zimmer, is it true that the Orc racial spell "Hardiness" provided a passive 25% chance to absolutely resist stun effects on an Orc player in Vanilla?Y-yes>And the Turtle Wow team changed Orc Hardiness to a passive 15% reduction in the duration of stun effects on an Orc player, correct?Hardiness is bullshi..>Mr.Zimmer, is it true that the Undead racial spell "Will of the Forsaken" provided immunity to certain CC effects for 5 seconds in Vanilla?T-That is true.>and the duration of immunity to these CC effects is reduced to 3 seconds in Turtle Wow. Is that correct, Mr.Zimmer?I-It's overpowered..>The cooldown of Will of the Forsaken is increased from 2 minutes to 2.5 minutes in Turtle Wow when compared to Vanilla. Do you agree, Mr.Zimmer?Y-Yes, Mr.Mayer>Do you remember a time when Turtle Wow removed the ability to activate Will of the Forsaken while under the effect of these certain CC?Why should Undead get a second t-trinket?>Does a Paladin in Turtle Wow have access to Divine Protection, Divine Shield, and the PvP trinket, Mr.Zimmer?*Slence*>Mr.Zimmer, are you refusing to answer my question? Your Honor, I move that the court compells Mr.Zimmer to answer.>Counsel, do you object?>No objection, Your Honor.
Almost hit level 30 on my warrior. my adventure is going well with the additional challenge of not grouping with a single paladin. knocked out quite a few dungeons while telling the flood of pinkies to go kick rockslooking forward to the SM grind and denying those pink fucks entry so i can have the glorious scarlet set
>Does a Paladin in Turtle Wow have access to Divine Protection, Divine Shield, and the PvP trinket, Mr.Zimmer?Yes. And they still lose EVERY Battleground. Every. Single. One.
>Mr.Zimmer, is it true that the Legendary weapon "Atiesh, Greatstaff of the Guarian" provided a 420 attack power increase to Druid players in Vanilla?Y-yes it did.>and the attack power provided by Atiesh is increased to 600 in Turtle Wow.It is. Im not sure where you're..>Is it true that Shenna, sorry, Mr.Slavko plays a Druid on the Nordanaar realm?I-I've never even met Miss.Slavko
>>539836452I offer my naked prostrated dogeza
>human rogue chad>killing orcs on turtle wow>see 2 level 40 orcs and some alliance running to razorfen downs>use my chad powers>take out one orc with ambush + backstab>thistle tea (secret human supremacist technique)>second orc is at 50 percent and panicking>suddenly he's back at full HP>what>the night elf priest is healing this greenskin>wtf>the alliance paladin, druid, and priest, are all healing this orc>wtf>he recovers and kills medude what the fuck???? why are humans helping pigskin orcs????
>>539839021I hate Horde but I hate Rogues more
uther, bake the fucking thread
>>539839758I can't watch you do this, Arthas
new>>539841538>>539841538>>539841538
>>539839021did i make a mistake rolling on ambershire?? should i have picked the pvp server this whole time?
>>539834254happened to me on pochie
