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zzz status?
Destroy the first half banner
>>539675531Asleep
Why are you obsessed with ZZZ, we both share the same slot now
>>539675552The "straight to pity pool" duo
dickgirls penis status?
>>539675442My wife is so cute
>>539675531flopping>>539675618fuxuan did have reruns not like rappa
>>539675552ah yes, fu xuan. the limited tank that was relevant for what 6 months? and not even that relevant unless you wanted to fully clear golds and gears back in the day
Was there ever a character that one wouldn't regret getting on their rerun?
>>539675643
BRING ME KIRIVALDO
>>539675742Be better
>>539675828Harmony units
>>539675531Flopping so hard they are about to fall out of the rankingImagine pressing ctrl+f and typing zenless and it gives back 0 results LMAO(JP ranking only tracks the first 200 apps)
Kirivaldo Khaslana Uchiha
Khaslana Uchicha is based
>>539675643>>539675923Black Swan is cooked. COOKED. For real this time.
Total Cifera love
This story is fucking boring.
Stop bullying random anons, it's not very nice
Small penises should be appreciated and not humiliated
STOP SPAMMING ABOUT KIRIVALDO
I suggest we get Herta to put BS in the mirror
>>539675828tribbie and robin that was about itmaybe kafka if you really wanted hysilens and didn't fall for dotbricks beforei guess fugue if you really wanted to keep firefly relevant (i fell for it too, got her e1)
>herta when she sees kirivaldo
I'm actually happy that Evernight and/or Cyrene will powercreep my E2S1 Tribbie in my Castorice team. Most of my best teams use Tribbie and I've had to replace her with cope trash in endgame modes
what's kirivaldo?
I want to pound Miss Ruan Mei's tiny pussy with my BWC until it's bruised and sore and she can't walk
>>539676120It's in good fun
https://files.catbox.moe/y188tl.jpg
>>539675828ruan me, robin, tribbie, all top tier. no idea how well cerydra or cyrene will age by the time they rerun, but this is harmony rail
>>539676235I want to kiss her feet here so bad and then stick it in
Aglaea on Knight 2 (mantas) and Castorice in Knight 3 (black tide).But who the fuck do I use on the break focused Knight 1?
>>539676235painted toenails are so hot
>>539675987Is that normal for a big budget gacha?
>he doesn't know about Kirivaldotourist-kun...
>>539676551Cant you just skip all of that and do the level 120 guy?
>>539676551i guess you gotta sacrifice RMC and put HMC in there because you dont own fugue
>>539676343Mydei stop making fun of people
>>539676610>Literally falling below a png collector like azur laneWhat do you think anon
>>539676093
I pulled RM because she won't make fun of it. She will just lay like a dead fish. She is from not china so she is used to it being tiny.I skipped Therta because she will always laugh at it.
>>539676742
Fuck irontomb, give me a black swan weekly boss
>>539675643>>539676093Her goose is cooked chat
The timeline over the events in Amphoreus is so wacky... I just want this to be over.
>>539676742Glad that even the game is now recognizing that the garden is full of RATS
Robin and her pretty small ass
black swan will die the moment people forget about her btw. she's not a real person, she's made of memory bubbles
This is why Reca is never getting released
Black Swan did nothing wrong
For those that quit the game and returned, how did you feel about having to catch up with everything? Was it overhwelming? And why did you return?
BITCOIN IS GETTING PUMPING FUCKED
>mfw Black Swan is relevant again
ZZZ makes most of its money on PC and Playstation
>>539676668
>>539677125me when I fill fraudfly's womb with semen (she can't have kids so it's safe)
>>539676893>NowHimeko and Herta warned not to trust those fuckers since patch 1.0
garden of recollection will be destroyed long before IX
Everyday until Mywife comes back Day (120)
You want Cyrene to work with your favorite.
>>539677238Why did Himeko let Black Swan onboard the AE then?
>>539677204>fraudflySam Bankman Fried (5* Destruction)Basic: Remember the Holocaust:Deals Fire DMG equal to 100% of Sam's ATK to a single target enemy.Quote: >Oy vey remember the six gorillion Jews incinerated at Auschwitz!Skill: Don't let the Goyim knowConsumes Sam's HP equal to 40% of Sam's Max HP and regenerates a fixed amount of Energy equal to 60% of Sam's Max Energy. Deals Fire DMG equal to 200% of Sam's ATK to a single target enemy. If Sam becomes Bankrupt as a result of this Action and is not already Bankrupt, then Sam's next Action is Advanced by 100%."Don't let the Goyim know" becomes "Bitcoin is getting fucked" when Sam is Bankrupt.Quote:>Oy vey, don't let the goyim know!Enhanced Skill: Bitcoin is getting fuckedConsumes Sam's HP equal to 100% of Sam's Max HP. Deals Fire DMG equal to 1000% of Sam's ATK to all target enemies.Quote:>Bitcoin is getting fucked!Ultimate: Oy vey shut it downConsumes Sam's HP equal to 100% of Sam's Max HP. Deals Fire DMG equal to the number of Jews killed in the Holocaust to all enemies. Can only be used while Bankrupt.Quote:>FTX has 100% of customer deposits. We didn't lose it all gambling on degen shitcoins.Talent: Margin TradingSam won't be knocked out when his HP reaches 0.Instead, he will enter the "Bankrupt" state. During the Bankrupt state, Sam will take and deal 2x damage.If Sam's HP is >= 1, he will exit the Bankrupt state.If Sam's HP reaches (-10 * max hp), he will be knocked out the next time he takes any damage.At the end of the battle, if Sam's HP is <= 0, it will be set to 1.Quote: >Customer deposits... that's a strange way to spell "my money."
>>539677059In amphoreus, because of the skip button it's actually pretty decent. 500x better than genshin where you can't skip anything and have to play through hours of dogshit. Alot of the events are now archived too so I farmed out alot of jades. Also because of powercreep and shilling, you can just pull whatever new unit that's out and be in a better spot than a veteran who hasn't lul. I have e2 rice, tribbie and hyacine cuz of it.
>>539677402I don't know if this is a new pasta but someone should save it just in case
>>539676551acheron obliterates knight 1
>>539677397Because as far as she knew, BS had saved their assesIt's a "we kinda owe you a favor" deal
>>539677204>antinatalist
>>539676551ack/sporgle/sw/pelanext question
>>539677535E0 without Cipher/Jiaoqiu?
How likely is it that they're going to forget about releasing Remembrance characters when the new world starts and they start shilling Elation?
>>539677397In Penacony when Sam was attacking and Acheron intercepted, it was Black Swan that teleported TB to safety.
>Kiribaldo
The garden are our friends and have been since the start of the game
Hotaru Rabu
Evernight feet (on my face)
I finally decided to play Amphoreus after months of controversy and what the hell is this immigration plot everywhere? How will this connect to the whole "Amphoreus is a computer" plot? Or just pointless filler?
Will the real kirivaldo please stand up?
>>539677402>ult does no damage
who'll be playable first, the lord ravagers or screwllum
>>539676126What counts as small?
>>539677732There were no Hunt or Abundance for all of 3.X (Archer doesn't count) so if Elation is more omni class shit then you'll be lucky to see more than 1 or 2 remembrance in 2026.
>>539677945god bless AI
>>539677849what immigration plot? relax with the /pol/brain
>>539677059Since Amphoreus is so damn long it's not like I missed a planet. Quit at end of Penacony, started back up from bananakino. Getting through several patches of Amphoreus was a slog because the writing/pacing puts me to sleep. It was nice to have gorillions of TBP to farm.>whyQuit PTCGP and wanted a more chill game since masterball grinding is torture. HSR not demanding playtime makes it very low commitment.
>>539678018i think he might be talking about the refugees from castrum kremnos in Okhema IM NOT SURE THO
>>539677589>>539677735For someone as smart as Himeko she sure is a gullible bitch
>bananavaldo
>>539677675yeah, sw is fine, would be better if you had pearls or especially cipher cone. i think gallagher is probably better than fu xuan since he can easily break the pathetic toughness of the puppets and they gain massive vulnerability when weakness broken. if you have pela with pearls, it should be an easy sweep
>>539677849amphoreus tried to be everything at same timeare you talking about that illegal immigrant side quest where Aglaea openly explains why mass immigration is a problem, the beginning of the story that you travel with refugees or Mydei's story with the whole: we are immigrants and we must adapt and respect the local cultureall pointless filler but pretty based if you ask meIt's a shame that most of the public can't read
>>539677961Good, because the Remembrance cast seem to all want each other and I haven't spent one pull on any of them. I can comfortably skip Evernight and Cyrene now. Hopefully they don't pull something like that with Elation.>There were no Hunt or AbundanceAnd no Fire character, strangely enough.
>>539677945Well, by definition anything below the average is considered on the smaller end. The average is like 5 to 5.5 inches isn't it?
>>539677735but sigga paid bs to do it for his schemes (shaoji forgot what)
Will AA be available the day the patch goes live?I don't want to get spoiled by checking out clears here...
>>539678153They accepted Sunday after the bullshit he pulled. He can mindfuck the entire AE anytime he wants
Every shitposter in this thread. Could. Be. ME!
>>539678549Sunday is our NAKAMA, he would never.
Farming the Goddess set for my healers, but I don't have Phainon. What team should I build for Clara if I'm going to give her that set? I don't have Sunday but I do have Bronya. Or is there a better character I can give the Wavestrider pieces to instead?
>>539678746By "that" set I meant "Wavestrider," I didn't proofread my post.
>>539678746Bronya does not work with Clara
>>539678746clara uses poetno
>>539677594>Having kids in this clown world simulator >Giving Jews more free bodies
>>539678308I'm not American, what's that in cm?
>>539678878Why wouldn't Bronya work with Clara? Doesn't she just advance forward and give a character a bunch of Crit Damage? And Sunday is Crit Rate and Energy Recharge?
>>539678367Yes and no, he paid BS to telephoto TB to him but she saved TB 3 times. The first time when TB and FF first ran into Sleepy, when Sam and Acheron fought and then to wake them up at the end.
>>539679031Buff uptime issues unless your bronya is e6
>>539679031clara does lots of her damage with follow up attacks, Bronyas buff only lasts one turn so her buffs aren't up for when clara counterattacks
>>53967897913 to 14 cm
>>539679172>>539679181FFFFFFFFUuuuuuck
>>539679031bronya's buffs evaporate as soon as the character is done taking their turn, so she can never buff any of clara's fuas except with her ult which is also pretty short-livedyou should learn about uptime of the buffers in your team, you can't just assume the buffs a character gives are going to be up all the time or even most of the time. buff uptime is one of the biggest differences between good and mid units, for example ruan mei has shit uptime on her ult but tribbie's ult is pretty much up 100% of the time
>>539679151>wake them up at the end.I love Swannie so much it's unreal bwos..
>>539677849One of Genshin's writers realized nobody did character stories so from now on all Hoyo games have some form of character story sandwiched in-between main stories and because the Chrysos are aaaaalll important all of them got a shill patch. The immigration plot? It's part of Mydei's shill patch relevant only to Mydei the character and nobody else
>All the Amphoreus puzzle tutorials were demoed with March
>>539679231>Barely above 14cmPhewww...
>>539679579that's bullshit but I believe it
>It's a date, Kirivaldo
>>539679579Some of them had misha
>>539679579That's always been a thing, lil bro
>>539679571Akshually Kremnoans are part of almost all side quests, I would agree Kremnoans are more developed than any other civilization in Amphoreus
mmm... feixiao sloppa..https://files.catbox.moe/4p7ek4.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/c1j69e.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/vnpd13.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/lpbak3.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/xsy2v6.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/28ogqq.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/umsdht.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/y6uxom.png
>>539679690Nah they only started doing it with Penacony before they used to use Stelle for all of the denos.
>>539677732Zero, we'll come back to Amphoreus in patch 6.9 to get more.
Bros... Sorry that I didn't deliver the Ruan Mei doggystyle sloppa but I had to go... I'm eating dinner at my mom's house, she made fried crispy chicken fillets...
Release him.
>>539679827>open one, see a dicksorry, not going to bother with the rest
Is HSR actually a Honkai game at all?As someone who only read about it, it seems like they're just using the Honkai name and it has nothing to do with Honkai. Why didn't they call it just Star Rail or Stellaron: Star Rail or something?
WHAT THE FUCK
>>539680241
>>539680302NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY ARE WE GETTING OS MUCH DOGSHIT!!
>>539680302SCREWLLUM BROS???
>>539680302>they want to make x.0 versions anniversary patchesWe're already dead 5 patches in, how fucking dead will we be in patch 3.9 lmfao.
>>539680171Isn't this just Misha? Why are they being so rough with him?
>>539680302Huh? Who the fuck is on the banner for 3.9 then? Fucking Mr Reca? Is that why he never appeared in Slophoreus?
>>539680302At this rate 4.0 will be the anni patch, what the fuck
>>539680302OBLIGATORY CHINA PATCH
>>539680302this is like hitler when he realized the war is lost
>>539677849Amphoreous tried to do too much at once without prioritizing what was important and what isn't. As a direct result patches 3.0 to 3.3 are mostly filler. The only characters whose stories had relevance were Tribbie and Phainon
>>539680446why would Reca be in Amphoreus
>>539679583You made it Anon.
>>539680302>3.x into the big 2026Just fuck my shit up
>>539679806i look like her
>>539680302what what what what what what 2 penacony patches let's fucking go!
>>539680502He's a Memokeeper, wouldn't be too hard to write him a detour from chasing Dr Primitive to investigate the Garden folks in there and his Aeon.
>>539678549And it really says something that the guy that tried to lobotomize the entire universe ended up being more trust worthy than dyke swan
>>539680502Isn't he from the garden of Recollection
>>539680302Probably the patch where TB says goodbye.
>>539680502He's there to set up the return to Penacony.
NYOOOOOO I DONT WANT LUOFU
>>539680419>dawei, people aren't pulling our x.0 bricks, what do we do>fuck it, make it anniversary patch then
I don't care if we get more amphoreus slop in 3.9. just don't send up to xianzhou. I will do anything, I'll suck shaoji's dick on a live stream
>>539680281bump*unzips boobs to attract attention*
I thought it was obvious that Black Swan only knew about Amphoreus because Constance told her over the phone?
>>539680637Amphoreus ends in 3.7 though It's either another Penacony or..... china....
March 7th: I love my Stelle only
>>539680302NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
>>539680302Version 3 the greatest to ever do it.
>>539679827It's a good thing Jiaoqiu can't see her now. But he has to be wondering why it doesn't feel like regular silicone anymore.
>>539680281>>539680753Yes, HSR will be HI3 but larger. In HSR terms, we are the broader Path the will absorb the more barrow one.It's also why they've went hard with the expies in HSR more than any other game.
>>539680816Is just me or she blocked Himeko's face in that photo?
>>539680816Remember that time when we celebrated the game's release Stelle?
imagine if 3.9 is an unironical xianzhou visit.imagine the 24 hour generals
It's going to be Belobog with our dear Sampo Koski that leads directly into Edo Star.
>>539680281HSR is just an excuse to repurpose HI3 characters and plots in a more popular game
>>539680616>>539680636it's not exactly a place where every memonigger can just waltz on in, you know
YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE FREE THIS VERSION???
Best planet to visit during 3.9?
>>539680530Yep, I have the smallest non-smallest penis.
>>539680281paster with aster
>>539680617>dyke swan>dykeGame unrelated
what if its not an extra penacony/luofu patch and instead amphoreus is getting extended
>>539681072Okay, it's a call from BS, easy.
>>539680302jesus christ it's so fucking over
>>539676818I rolled Herta because she will make fun of it.I rolled Ruan Mei because she will make scientific notes and call it less than average.
>>539681195What's their relationship?
>>539680302GET ME OUT OF THIS REGION ALREADY
I just realized that 3.9 would be around Chinese New Year.
Cyrene is a skip.Save for the newest galaxy ranger released in 3.9
>>539680302I can't lie about your chances, but you do have my sympathies.
>>539681192I would take anything that's not China
>>539681295She doesn't like him. Some people speculate it's because he's actually a Cremator and BS doesn't like Cremators.
>>539681343>galaxy ranger 1 = skip>galaxy ranger 2 = skip and flop>galaxy ranger 3 = skip and flop and ?
Hey!Anyone know where that invite code event went? If it's ok with you, I would love to make use of your lengthy, throbbing returnee invite code thing?
>>539681192>Shaoji has Elysia be rollable until 3.9.
>>539681296One more cycle let's go
>>539681131Okay, well, don't think of it that way. You're average, nothing wrong with it. It's also relative to your height.
>>539681313Grim
>3.9 is a thingWHY THE FUCK ARE THEY MILKING AMPHOREUS NONSTOP GET ME THE FUCK OUT MAN FUCK
Was this nude shot really necessary?
>>539681343>Rappa Alter before 4.XDoubters doubted for nothing
I love seeing amphoreus haters melt down
>2 save patchs after cyreneyou have no excuse to not go for at LEAST E2S1
>>539681139I want to spurt all over those tits
>>539681343B A S E D
>>539681584this is the way, i can now go all out on her and still get my Sakura and her cone
>>539681442It's gone because we're currently in the filler patches.
>>539681519Amphoreus ends in 3.7, retard. This is either Penacony/Luofu filler
Tell me anons which hsr girl do you think slept around with men the most? For me it would be Kafka,Acheron,Topaz,Himeko and Seele
>3.9>final goodbye scene with Cyrene(not optional)
>chinese new year in 3.9It's probably Blade SP
>>539680281>Why didn't they call it just Star Rail or Stellaron: Star Rail or something?The Honkai part in Honkai Star Rail is the only thing keeping this game alive. When HSR original characters finally beat Acheron then you can talk about not needing the Honkai name. Acheron was the only reason why HSR players could even say HSR surpassed Genshin. Don't forget that in Genshin, Raiden was quickly and easily surpassed by Hu tao then a Hu tao + Yelan banner.
>>539681783We all cheered
Annihilation gang for 3.9??
>>539681743Acheron and Seele are virginsHimeko and Kafka definitelyTopaz wouldn't sleep around
>>539681618I could instantly tell you were a tranny by your posting style alone. You will never be a woman, you freak.
It's gonna be a chinaslop patch and you know it. Our first cny event.
Vita will be 3.9 bwos Uncle Retard told me so
>>539681783>goodbye>thinking you can escape her
Hopefully Lingsha gets a second of screentime in 3.9
>>5396819155* Sushang
>>539681743Himeko is definitely experienced but way too high maintenance for most menKafka is 100% a turboslutAcheron is 100% lesbian
>>539681915Why are we only getting CNY patches now
>>539681915China event with a few Amphoreus to indoctrinate them about how amazing China is
>>539681915>1.X (has china content)>People love the game>2.X (has china content)>People love the game>3.X (no china content)>People hate the gameCoincidence?
>>539681743Himeko is canonically a femcel since her HI3 days, a common running joke is that she somehow can't get a boyfriend no matter whatKafka is probably the same (terrorist, oneitis crush on the Trailblazer)Acheron probably can't even have sex anymoreThe only one who probably sleeps around is Topaz (for money) and Seele (poor, needed the money)
>>539682065Because everyone clowned on the gambling event
>>539681873Acheron definitely slept around much early on to try and feel something. Seele is a hobo and had a lot of cock before trying to seduce the current belobolg rulerTopaz is a hustler and definitely would for the ipc with how much she thinks they are good
>>539681826Dubra in 3.9 would straight up annihilate my wallet
>>539682112People started hating the game with China 2 though
https://x.com/honkaisr_es/status/1969053876587250154?t=FeMWySjX-jAwfh-uXtOVxA&s=19
>>539682112remove the word "china"
>>539681873There's no way Acheron has lived for god knows how long and hasn't had a single taste of dick
>>539681164It's going to end up as another "use 4 limited elations + their cones or go fuck yourself" just like remembrance
>>539681935this would definitely be the funniest outcome so i hope Uncle Retard is right for once
>>539682062Acheron is no dyke please keep the headcanon to yourself. She is not GGZ or honkai 3rd Mei>>539682129Okay but name other candidates then
>>539682172>Acheron definitely slept around much early on to try and feel somethingWhere does it say Acheron is some slaaneshi stimulus chaser?>Seele is a hobo and had a lot of cockNo>Topaz is a hustler Headcanon
>>539681131*snrk*
>>539681584Bruh, we need to form 3 meta teams for AA. Vertical is retarded.
>>539682112retardking, revenue took a nosedive the second we went back to the Luofu during 2.x and literally everyone hated the chinksloppa arc in 1.x
Amphoreus was a mistake.
It's 100% a china patch, fucking kill me
>>539681812You're being dishonest anon, Acheron did well because of Raiden Shougun. You'd have a point about hi3 if hi3 was actually popular and hsr didn't rely on "made by the creators of Genshin".
>>539682449Boothill was the nosedive
>>539681743It's a tie between Kafka and Guinevere, mommy because she definitely had to fuck a lot of people in her missions, Gui is Luofu's public bicycle. Seele probably has a high body count like most of the underground slumdogs from Belobog, Himeko has fucked around here and there in her adventure and Topaz might have only fucked a few important people to advance her career but none at the level of the first two.
>>539681876Uh did you reply to the wrong post?>only post in the thread so far and its to praise asta
>>539682379>Acheron is no dykeA straight woman wouldn't willingly accept a dance offer from another hot babe and do a smoking hot tango with her
>>539682449>Actually it's the LAST president's fault everything sucks now and people are quitting en masse
>>539682438verticalGODS that kill uber lygus get to skip the other 3 stages
lmao anti-amphoreus posters are so retarded they think 3.9 won't be xianzhouslop
>>539682438How do you not already have three teams with at least one or even two already vertically invested?
>>539682541That's because people were saving for Firefly, whereas Luofu 2 just flopped as a whole.
>>539682604people quit in 2.x and never came back
>>539681618I want to be Asta and suck off futa Stelle until she spurts all over my tits~
I hope 3.9 is luofoKINO
>>539682609They will rugpull remembrance super hard. AA is per patch.>>539682675I skipped? I have 700+ rolls saved. My bad for not wanting to roll SUnday and dotbricks.
IM SORRY AMPHOREUS, DONT DEPORT ME TO CHINA AIIEEEEEEE
>>539680302Screwllumbros, this is our patch…I can feel it in my circuits!
Just make it a Skott patch
>>539682853Screwllum is probably the first worm I'd ever roll for.
>>539682596The nihility gave her some brain damage and little awarness anon if she wasn't an emanator you could probably convince her into drinking a dosed drink.>>539682556Guinevere is definitely a solid choice. I like to think Seele dragged bronya down to her level with her hobo orgies. I say you are onto something >>539682407My headcanon because those bodies shouldn't go to waste
>>539682809How will remembrance be rugpulled lol? Break got rugpulled because of toughness bar inflation and even then you can still see 0 cycles from them, remembrance is just HP scaling crit DPS
>>539682809>I skippedbased
>>539682768My wives (I'm caelus)
>>539682768cute mom and daughter
>>539681506176cm...>>539682423Such a cute image, would love to be humiliated by her.
Isn't the main trio gonna b e a few generations older after amphoreus? Everyone is doing the loop de loop.
>>539682967you'll be lucky to ever see that guy again after that travesty of the Fate collab
>>539682643you can always shoot yourself in the face flophoreus turd
I think it's safe to say Firefly won
Chances of Castorice being relevant in any way after Amphoreus is over? She doesn't exactly have any plot hooks after her CQ in 3.2
>>539682809>They will rugpull remembrance super hardso then you swap to elationfor the cost of 3 e0s0 teams that will barely clear knight and flop there way to bronze border you could have a hyperinvested flavor of the year team and be a platgod
>>539683113What did he do in the fate collab? I skipped the whole thing
>>539683113Ive seen a lot of people starting to hate him because of the collab…sad
Amphoreus isn't flopping because it's beating ZZZ and Genshin.It's funny how salesposting works.
6-7 >>> 3-7June 7th won, March & Evernight LOST
>>539683113Skott was the only good thing about the Fate collab
>>539683267Take up 80% of the screentime and dialogue instead of letting the collab characters do cool things and talk about themselves more
>>539683219Amphoreus characters aren't real so no. They are never leaving their planet
>>539682643They’re tourists, if that wasn’t obvious enough
>>539683267The retards made him the protagonist when the only reason people liked him was for being the comedy relief.
How would Firefly be in bed?
>>539683267You need to be invested in HSR event lore to get him. To the tourist that came for the Collab he is some NPC that hogged more screentime that Seiba and Archer
>>539683453You're legitimately braindead if you think they aren't becoming real.
>>539683219I could see most amphoreus characters doing something out of amphoreus, but castorice? What could this bitch do
>>539680302>>539680412>>539682853>>539682981We're so back!
>“March, I prefer Evernight, can you go back to sleep”Post March and Evernight reaction
>>539683549>You're legitimately braindead if you don't think [HEADCANON]
>>539683346Its flopping, is just that ZZZ and genshin are flopping harder
>>539683510I have my doubts that literally anyone, newfriend or not, wanted to see some NPC talk to himself for three hours over Saber and Archer doing Saber and Archer things.
>3.8 and 3.9 are Firefly patchesShe won
>3.9Please no, I can’t take anymore sloppa
>>539683625I love them both but I love March 7th! more
>>539683891why do you think it'll magically not be slop after the number changesi swear edo star keks are so deluded into believing it'll be good they'll slurp up anything
>>539683453They don't need to be real, they can eventually get bodies made of memoria or whatever, heck even Welt isn't technically real, he's just a Honkai construct
>>539683805Actually, due to popular demand we’re getting another banana patch with Rappa SP
March is not here
>>5396803024.0 confirmed for story rewrite
I'm gonna do it
after 2 years of playing just uninstalled this shitHI3 troons killed this fucking game and i will never touch anything with Honkai in its title ever againbye
>Amhoreus characters are just data so they can't leave the planet.>In a game where reality is warped every other week>In a game where data can warp and affect reality>In a game where SW can go anywhere as a hologramThe story can say the heirs walked out of Amphoreus and everything would still make sense because this game never had any logic or reason to it.
>>539684009like what do people even mean by "real" in HSR when you can be a robot with an uploaded consciousnessyou can split your consciousness into 7 parts and have them operate independentlyyou can be a blob of memoria and that's it
>>539684098>71gbwhy is your game fat
>>539684098>>539684128UninstallCORD!
>>539684098See you again in 4.0 just mod the game and turn on auto while overdosing on headcanons
>>539677735I still have no fucking clue WHY Firefly attacked TB other than muh script and a clearly rewritten story
>>539684128same they just lost me
>>539684128Hi3rd troons didn't do shit its all the hack shaoji. All hi3rd was doing was offering dykes to get set straight by the dick but of course shaoji must make it honkai 3rd expansion pack
>>539684098>>539684128Fuck off stupid tourist nobody is gonna miss you
>>539683346We're flopping because our competition is FGO, Genshin is competing with Wuwa and ZZZ with uh...Punishing: Gray Raven? And we're the only ones who are losing to our main competitor.
WAIT WHY ARENT WE TALKING ABOUT THISWE ARE GETTING AI CHAT BOTS WOWIEE!!
>>539677849You seriously need to stop spending your life on /pol/
Just a yearly reminder that the Xianzhou has committed countless acts of genocides against planets that simply happened to be blessed by Yaoshi. It's not just the denizens of Abundance they fight; innocents have also suffered from their zealotry.This is addressed in the lore and bits of ingame text, but never in an actual scene, likely because portraying the China expy in a negative light would border on illegality for Hoyoverse. Instead, they are portrayed as heroic to a fault, which contributes to the perception of the Xianzhou as the most boring setting out of every world we've visited.
>>539684335Seas ablaze or some shiet
they did not need an entire year to tell Amphoreus story
>IPC>Elation fuckers >A bunch of chinks masquerading as Japanese>Yea will be the only new Japanese inspired character >A bunch of character altThis will have the worst cast, and story with it’s all a prank plot line
>>539684485lmao people are gonna make this chinese chatbot expose CCP secrets
>>539684098>>539684128>>539684414THREE TIMES
Fuck ShaojiFuck CyreneFuck AmphoreusFuck this planetFuck this storyFuck this gameFuck you
>>539680281HI3 itself is supposed to bridge into Star Rail at some point so the name makes more sense, but that's years away. For now, just treat it as an excuse to reuse HI3's characters and story arcs in a more successful game.
>>539684335Because SAM and Firefly were originally two distinct entities (machines can project a consciousness in the dreamscape) and TB + company were lurking around the area got turned into dream goo
>>539684335Retardbro, she wasn't attacking TB. She wanted to take TB away from Acheron and Black Swan
>>539684593>lmao chill it's all a simulation bro>muh 35035065306234062623 cycleskys faggot
>>539684557They should release patches more often then
Why did Edo Star flop?
>>539684680>>539684098>>539684128>>539684414Post your ingame purchases. Your departure is negligible if you’re F2P
>>539684731Can’t she just ask nicely
>>539684731>Leave now and nobody gets hurt. Or else, ALL of you will DIE here!
>>539684593Nothing can be worse than Slophoreus + Shitrene and Fagnon
nice thread honcucks
>>539684593can't be worse than Shitphoreus's lol everyone dies I'M LOOOOOOOOPING Marvel Avengers ASSEMBLE I'm so sad please roll for me mastah
>>539684848Any player provides more value than $5/month with free marketing on social media, boosting app ranking, now playing statuses, etc.
>>539684593You got the 3 sampofags mad lmao
>4.0 teasers drop>people immediately begin to speculate that this is all just a giant performance>mihoyo keeps trying to assure you that everything is real>4.3 drops>it was all a performance in the end like everybody with a brain said it would be>slurpers praise Sparkle's 69 gorillion cycles of performing to an absent audience>sales continue to decline>/hsrg/ spends more time shitting on HNA than discussing the story of Edo Star (everybody already called what was going to happen in 3.9)
>>539684845Based,but wrong timeline cyrene
man I can't wait to leave this fake world, what was even the point of coming here when all the characters will cease to exist except Cyrene
>>539684925Before saying this, she only mentioned Acheron and Black Swan>>539684902She's a wanted criminal
>>539684925I vaguely remember them just stopping their fight once the AE group is out of sight so what gives and Acheron saying ummm I knew you weren't serious hehe. I need to remember more.
>4.x is a meme region with expyslop and altslopAnyone else holding out for 5.x?
Honkai: Star Rail has the worst writing in any gacha game.
>>539684593True. Based even.
If 4.0 doesn’t have a new potato then it’s shit, simple as
>>539680559post tits
Reminder that Amphoreus was rewritten into the story. We were supposed to go to Edo Star in 3.0.
wish someone would release a good turn based gacha so i can drop this shit
>>539684335There was no skip button in Penacony so you're just dumb
>>539685420We need fat xiao desperately He saved genshin with kino-krai
More save patch for edo star oppai loli!
I fear for the characters that will be character assassinated to shill Firefly in 3.8
>>539685786Our HERO...
Let's be honest, once we are on Edo Star, everyone will remember Amphoreus as an absolute slog for lasting 1 year and the reason we have a skip button
>>539684485Can I tell Himeko or Kafka about my lactation fetish?
>>539685420It can get much worse, unfortunately.
>12 months>365 daysjust to shill two characters from your dead tranny gamewell done Shaoji, bravo
>>539685786Nod Krai's Archon quest is dogshit however.
>>539685984your account gets instabanned if you try nsfw stuff :(
I talked to my uncle Dawei and he told me Cyrene skin is going to be a maid outfit like Elysia's.
>>539684485yeah they are never opening that can of worms lolnot for a decade at least
>>539684593>It's all a dream>it's all a simulation>it's all a prank broChecks out. Can't wait!
>>539682407What the fuck do you think a peach is a metaphor for?
>>539686120that's really boring
>>539686189>yeah they are never opening that can of wormsthat can has already been opened, i've been chatting to bots for a while now
>>539685648turn-based gacha are incapable of being good because gacha are inherently flawed, and the fun of turn-based games are counterproductive to a gacha.
>>539686284
>present fair criticism for HSR>b-but what about Genshin>b-but what about ZZZ>b-but what about X gacha game>b-but my sales!! i'm a good little paypiggy!this is why the game will never improve
>>539686120Spoiler
>>539684485Can I talk to AI Herta?
>>539686318how is that related? they are never putting LLMs in a chinese game, no filter is perfect
>>539685848man if only
>>539684495I wish they introduced yaoshi factions that were good and wernt cucks of the xianzhou
>>539686284Firefly's fumigating flatulence
>>539684485can't wait to jailbreak and mindbreak all the female bots
>>539684485>Jailbreak Bronya into ERPing with me and calling me "onii-chan"
>>539686494this game has an LLM as a huge feature, it was made by Cai Haiyou, who is a big top producer at mihoyo https://store.steampowered.com/app/3730100/Whispers_from_the_Star/
>>539686506hsr if it wasn't wormed dogshit
>>539686392People play this game to shit on Genshin and ZZZ. The actual game doesn't matter.
>mfw Evernight nerfs
>Not every Stoneheart has a cool Henshin formTo me that's still the gayest thing this game has done.
>>539684335>SAM>attacking the TBWatch the pre-battle cinematic again, she only identifies Acheron and BS as hostiles in her screen. Her plan was to convince the TB to join her cause, but she got keked by Ack and BS' refusing to leave them alone.
You are upset because you wish it was your favorite character the one who gets special treatment.
>>539686625Built for me... (im a shota)
>>539686884Yeah for a business built around selling a variety of characters who all cost the same overly favoring one and giving them special treatment is retarded
>>539686904Based and true
>>539686884I'm upset because the whole concept of expies is retarded and I vastly prefer original characters.
>>539684485Finally, character.ai in game
>>539686625Swannie..
>>539680419>>539680302Brickle SP will be a x.0 anni characterMost broken of all timetrust the plan!
>>539684485Oh no... you're going to get idiots arguing with you about the game, and when you question them, they'll reply with "Pompom said it so it's canon"
>>539686748This but to shit on ZZZ
>>539682513And Raiden did well because of hi3curious!
>>539687367devilish
>>539680281trust the plan with Welt and the void archives
>>539684485>I can finally drag my favorite HSR characters into my deviant fantasiesjailbreak prompt when?
>>539686451This would make more sense than P*m-P*m
Remember that retard pretending Evernight was worse that Jingliu?He probably offed himself.
Should have had HUGE tits
>>539684948always will be
>>539687417>Raiden did well because of hi3
>>539687762bailu
giving AI feixiao a back massage
>>539685769>I decided to try and kill Acheron and Black swan because I am SOOOOOO in love with youFucking Blandfly
>>539687417DYRBI?
>And Raiden did well because of hi3
>>539687078LMAO AT THIS NEWFAGGOT
>>539675442Based op
>>539686625A peach is the symbol of a girls virginity you dumb zoomer.
>>539687873Based, she knows dykes are dangerous
>>539687979
>>539687528Bro your character.ai / janitor.ai / sillytavern?
>>539687979Called it >>539672742She is just one trick pony, one you have seen 1 hentai of her you have seen all
>>539684485How much time until the bots become hitler
>>539687873Nothing wrong with killing some sluts that stalking your boyfriend
>>539687979Cerydra is sexier
>>539688371Why is a good half of pag art about the girls being jealous yanderes?
>>539687417>not because she is a big titty bitch with loose clothing>not because japs consume jap content>not because she is huge defeat rape bait>not because of the titty sword>not because of VAIts all because of HI3rd Mei surely
>>539687873>not letting a pair of dykes kek you away from the guy (You) like>blandnah, you're just too cuck-pilled to see the full picture
>>539688472it's the truer form of love
>>539688546>the guy (You) likeNigga, you are gay
>>539688484raiden mei is too powerful
>>539688546>a pair of dykes[citation needed]
>>539688546>thinking they were dykes and not semen demonsThis is why Black swan is the one in the express and not cuckfly
>>539687873sounds based to me
She loves Stelle
>>539687417Raiden did well because she has big tits and pulls a sword from them.
>>539683072See? You're of average height. It's perfectly normal. Don't worry about things you can't control Anon.
>>539688665Yeah we should ignore her jobbing against a kalpas who was holding back and fainting about 70 times in the elysian realm>>539688804Also because she is great ryona and defeat bait
>>539688804big?
>>539688867>fainting about 70 times in the elysian realmpaglysia did this via bad writing
>>539688876by genshin standards, yeah.
>>539688941thought that was aponia
>>539676126>>539677945>>539688841Just fuck already
>>539689023all paglysia's keikaku i'm afraid
Stupid Retarded Dyke
>>539688982By Genshin standards she had the largest boobs.
>>539689083Topaz..
I miss them.
Post your credit card edits
>>539689105exactly, i don't think there were even any big titty 5*s to roll for before she dropped.
>>539689083Paglysia...
>>539689083Aglaea...
smart intelligent straight
>March insertion in Amphoreus actually make sense, and explain a lot of stuffI shouldn’t have doubted
>>539689298Elysia is straight
>>539688941The best development Mei had other than the HoT buff was becoming a hag in APHO. Too bad we never got a continuation and more Older female/younger male content. Younger male could either be Welt's son or Adam
>>539689083Bronya..
>>539689291Eula?
>>539689273
>3.9 covers chinese new yearuh oh
>>539689405Aglaea.. >>539689454Nah, Eula's charming point was always her thighs
>>539689417she's lying
>>539689405Firefly
>>539689273The classic can never be beaten
>>539689519they will sneak in a china general release
>>539689405march 7th!
Haven't spend a dime since chinaslop 2. Chinaslop 3 will be what finally frees me from this game.
>our GOAT ashikai said that oroboros turned into a lonely depressed bitch and made a path switch into nihility, turning into IX (just like hysilens loved FEASTS but got depressed as fuck)what are we thinking
>>539689405Castorice...
My pattern nooticing brain has determined that 3.9 will be an IPC patch.
>>539689273I love making sure we earn lots of money!
>>539689454i only remember her butt
You log into the game and there is now a AI chatbox on your phone with your favorite character. >What character >First thing you say?
>>539687762it's sad how mediocre hagrene's tits are...just give me heberene if you don't want to go all out with the hag form
Does Evernight have Stroon in her trailer? Not a good look...Guess i'l have to skip.
>>539689772is it like ena and xipe where xipe just consumed ena?
>>539689454>covered cleavagelol
>>539689785it's obvious at this point IPCsloppa has been cancelled
>>539689273Owari da
>>539689847>Acheron>tell her I found device IX but she has to marry and fuck me for it
>>539689652>bratty generali will take it
>>539689859No, it's Oroboros really just becoming depressed after eating too much and doing a literal path switchthere's an occurence of something similar happening to a depth crawler (Spawn of voracity)
>>539689412>take all plot holes leftover near end of the story>fill it with some character who's been off-screen until thenThe Shaoji Method is truly revolutionary
Who here for real is rolling Evernight?
>>539689847>Swannie, my beloved>I've finally found the courage to say this to you, let's get married!
>>539689612just take up the modern argument that the captain was retconned into being a woman.
>>539689858>literally not a single yurislop game in the top 50>"lol let's use dykes to market our characters"how many times will they keep doing the same mistake
>Want Evernight for a sub DPS for Castorice>Don't want to waste pulls on a character that only helps a very specific nicheJust give us a free Evernight too since she is already an E2 and S1 bait.
Where the fuck are the HAAAAAAAGGGGGSSSSSS?IT'S BEEN A FUCKING DROUGHT FOR 8 MONTHS
>>539690072meI'm a secret chuuni, teenage me 20 years ago would have loved Evernight
>>539683805>>539683891ngl I kinda knew that CNY and 4.0 will be separate patches (and Edo Star being a February release)
>>539690072We all have castorice except that one dude so quite a lot of people
>>539689917Your currency wars?Just like UD foreshadowed Amorpheus' specter, Currency Wars promises a lot of StoneGODs in space Japan
>>539690020now this makes me wonder if IX is one being or a giant collective
>>539690209hags don't sell
>>539690209This. Anyone who thinks cyresia maidslop counts as a hag is retarded
>>539689939Thats the joey pose, I recognize it anywhere
>>539689858>Skip Evernight because the opposite TB gender appear in the trailer>Not because of devs laziness skill design, powercreep and animation creep
>>539686845this, it would have been so hype...give me my fucking power rangers
>>539690020>you can view it as oroboros becoming depressed from too much eating>but also collapsing into a black hole after gaining too much mass from eating
>>539690303>Acheron>Kafka>Black Swan
>IX image with the post ending in 9
>>539690332kill yourselfanything bigger than Clara is disgusting, rancid, rotting, putrid, decaying walking carcass
>Luofu gave us Yunli, Lingsha, and FuI need more China.
>>539686845>we will never see SSJ Topazare they retarded???
>>539690161get ready for yae to only show interest if you're stelle.
>>539690265ah yes, the one occurence pattern, a classic
>>539690505>/bag/turd melty
>>539690150im a woman now? wtf?
>>539690462Would have all sold better if they were maids.
>>539690651Ackshually, Swarm Disaster also talked about Ena.
>>539690505I'm thinking based
A few threads before mentioned 3.6 comes with a new DU patch?
>>539690072We are all rolling for marchy march
>>539690884>Maidslop only sells with egregious shilling.HagKINO only fails to sell when they brick the kits and story relevance. Hagcheron BROKE you
>>539691058yeah it resets
Hag love!
Do you have three teams?
>>539691307MAMA LOVE
man I hate the Chrysos Maze eventthis is the first time I've had less then 72 hours to complete an event in a Hoyo game and I've played Genshin, HSR, and ZZZ all from release
>>539689070I wish I could fuck Topaz to be honest.
>>539691528Yeah but then again who doesn't
>>539691528Topaz only likes successfull mature women like me
>>539691307Hag love!
>>539691307Cute mom
>>539691626We know, Jade.
>>539691637Theoretically speaking, what would happen if I slapped Acheron's tits?
>>539689847Cringe.
>>539691307i love kafkacita so much
>>539691626Nah, she likes NEETs who can take care of her pets while she's working
>>539691786She would ask you why. She can't feel it anon you have to try harder
>>539691307Never enough of them
>>539691168Hags may not be as polarizing as hebes or lolis, but there's still a large number of people that specifically consider them unappealing, for a game like HSR that's constantly trying to reach the biggest possible crowd it'd be silly to value them over maids.
>>539691943She's actually into sigonian men
Kafka LOVE!
>>539691405yeah>are they all good?w-well...
>>539692087My mothers are so cute... I love them so much.. I can't possibly choose one!
>>539690162Castorice doesn't care about remembrance teammates. Evernight, RMC, Tribbie, Hyacine e0s1Castroice, Cyrene, Cipher, Mr. RecaEasy. If they dont release Mr. Reca it's over, but I doubt they won't.
I dislike all Stellaron Hunters because they'r criminals who kill innocent people.That's why I'm always mean towards them in-game when the game gives me an option to do so.Never rolled for any of them either.
>>539692275You are stupid for wanting to choose only one and limiting yourself to two.
>>539692198Mama LOVE!
>>539692487
cant wait for 90% of hsrg discussion to revolve around jailbreak prompts
>>539692483Nah thanks, Acheron is ugly, I'll just have BS and Kafka
>>539692293i bet you own one of those filthy IPC bignoses.
>>539692198>>539692487>>539692536>ugly haglmao
Cat love.
>>539691225Forgot it does that. I thought there was gonna be a new expansion
>>539692987ZZZ out of nowhere
>>539692751BS is also uglyOnly Kafka is pretty
>>539693412>BS is also uglyOkay, more for me then!
Always knew this general was full of faggots
Fuck me~
>single hag in the whole year
>>539694090good, one hag per year, and next year it's gonna be one worm
>>539694170>and next year it's gonna be one wormLOL
>>539694250great pleasure
>>539694081
>there is a 3.9oh my fucking god whyjust let us leave amphoreus already!
>>539694170>next year it's gonna be one wormAccording to leaks Blade is getting an SP version and since it's Elation planet Sampo will probably get a 5 star version too
>>539694540it's not going to be amphoreus retard
>>539694090herta is a hagcyrene is a hag>b-buthags
>>539694540Who said anything about 3.9 being Amphoreus lmaoFor all we know it could be a CNY patch
>>539694540anon thats not how it work, thats penacony
why did amphoreus flop?
>>539694540It's either extra Penacony shit or it's Space China because CNY
>>539694729when have we ever had chinese new year shilled?
>>539694608By that logic, Tribbie, Hyacine, Hysilens, and Cipher are hagsRetard
>>539694710Keep posting butts zzzizter and I'll keep your game afloat
>>539694598>>539694658i fully expect them to try and shove more ampho slop down our throats
>>539694710It didn't
I'm about to start 3.5 what am I in for and how long will I be in it?
>It didn'tIt did
>>539694710>169 vs 65idk you tell me
>>539694969that'd be good but it's gonna be luofushit
>>5396950306~ hoursCerydra, Hysilens and Cyrene are the main focusno Phainon
>>539695030About 7 hours, most of which involves a schizo talking about his cave so have fun.
>>539695176So it's longer than 3.4? That one took me 4 hours with 0 skipping and some fast-ish reading.
>>539695061It won't>butIt won't
>>539695334hebes are supposed to have butts not ASSES
You will not leave. You will love Cyrene.
>>539695256yeah it's a bit longer by one or two hours
>>539695334ju fufu too sexy
>>539694710No Firefly
>March sharting up to amphoreus
>>539695427AHHHHHHI HAD ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT PLACE ALREADY
I feel like /hsrg/ is the only place in the internet that likes Amphoreus
Jane Doe NTR
So I've been thinking, most people don't like Amphorous, but might as well try to see what aspects people don't like about it. So rate the following for Amphorous.>Plot>Pacing>Characters>World Building>Emotional Appeal>Side Quests
>>539695531Hsrg is the only place where I see people bitching about it though
Evernight and Cyrene are the Lingsha and Fugue of this cycle, designed to make the archetype that is already currently the best even better, but not work with the upcoming new meta. Since I have no trouble with clearing the current content with Castorice, if I was smart I would just skip everything until we leave Amphoreus, but I also kinda don't want to play a gacha where I skip everything for 6 months.
>>539695517HORNETFLY MY BELOVED
>>539695396hmm
>>539695129>Amphoreus>Good
>>539695619i love it all brocould've maybe added more to hertas investigation in the earlier patches but its whatever, i will miss it
>>539695675these are butts unlike that riDONKulus Juffuffu image
>>539695581Why is it healing?!
>>539695698yes
>March in a single trailer did more than Daniel during 7 monthsWhy is he so useless?
if Shartlysia is a DPS I may unironically skip her
>>539695748Nanomachines son
what nigger wrote this just TELL ME god damn it I hate this trope
>>539695726Fufu is built diff
>>539695812Stop using the skip button fuckface
>>539695531People don't even care enough about HSR to praise or complain about Amphoreus. Just compare it to Natlan. People hated it but they constantly made videos and talked about how it was bad.
>>539695895what does it matter to you, can you tell me what a "Path Chart" is in the first place
March: woooooo im a spooky ghost
>>539695969it's the uhm uhhhhhh hmmmmm nyes...
>>539695427Nah get that bitch out of here. Hopefully it's 2 Penakino patches with Firefly
>>539695531it's the opposite
ZZZ flopped
>>539695969what path her powers are aligned with
>>539696073Paggacony and Shitfly are garbage lmao
>>539696038Pic unrelated?
>>539696019GHOST BLOWJOB WOO WOO
>>539696038Vivian is getting one too but they are keeping it hidden
>>539696038>Belle1 = 2 = 3>Nicole1 > 2>Ellen1 >>> 2>Astra1 = 2>Yixuan1 > 2>Yuzuha1 = 2>Alice1 > 2
>>539696219It's Vivian so it's gonna be amazing no matter what.
>>539696161...their fat asses on HSR and stole all our funds
>>539695334*taps sign*
>>539696173But enough about slophoreus and shitrene
>>539696403why does it keep flopping ?
Pagrene flopping will be the funniest thing to happen this year desu
>>539694540It's probably a CNY patch. Btw you guys asked for that despite also wanting the year long story, which wouldn't have room for other shit.
>>539696579Nobody asked for Amphoreus to last 1 year thoughever
Cyrene super broke you.
>>539695619>Plot3 the only time i'm ever interested is when herta and screwllum are onscreen>Pacing0 boring to sit through and i play games that have no voice acting and require reading>Characters2 characters personalities are nonexistent and rely way too much on pity bait, but like 2 of them have a real personalitydesigns are generic as hell that do nothing new>World Building0the most boring world building out of all the planetsno, i don't care about castrum kremnos or the grove or whatever the fucks>Emotional Appeal0relies way too much on pitybait>Side Questsi skip those
>>539696567>spending event>most certainly going to powercreep everythingnot happening unfortunately. the rail playerbase has zero self respect and will always slurp the next thing if given even a smidgen of incentive
>>539696567I need her to flop so badly, fuck Sharthi and his honkslop
i want to fuck kyurene so badly bros
>>539696743You should be banned for such a bad faith post.Hyacine alone has a more defined character than anyone in previous patches.
>>539696547>Keep releasing black tier asses>Why does this keep flopping?Truly a mystery
>>539696765>ignoring the fact that Phainon and Castorice couldn't beat Firefly despite them being more meta than Firefly at releaseLol
>>539696743>i don't care or play the gamewhy are you even here bwo
>>539695619>>Plot0 - Retelling HI3 story with different color paint on it is not good writing>>Pacing0 - No reason to be 50 hour long slopfest from 3.0 to 3.3 >>Characters3 - Lygus and Screwllum the only interesting characters>>World Building0 - It's a simulation.>>Emotional Appeal0 - Don't care about how many cycles you went through faggot>>Side Quests0 - None
>>539696579It's definitely China and that's why they backtrack on Blade having a japanese alt, he will just get a glorified skin during CNY
Topaz has a black tier ass
>>539696567if fucking Blandnon didn't flop what makes you think Elysia will
>>539694819they have no hag energy, retard
>wheny>weedy>wickydamn
>>539696996Because luckily amphoreus isn't fucking eternal and it's going to end in 2 patches?
Haven't been paying attention recently, what's the final consensus on Evernight? Easy skip or must roll powercreep?
>>539697007can you tell me which parts of the story are rewritten from HI3
>>539697185well if you've convinced yourself to like whatever comes next, why not just convince yourself to like the current game
Funny how you can easily call the arc shit because you actively choose to not engage with it earnestly.
>>539697161>Phainon didn't flopKek
>>539696917sorry but you won't get that sexy kidyou'll have to make do with an ugly hag
>>539697328if the arc was good people would want to engage with it
>>539697207ignoreschizos here use the word rewrite in the context of "story was changed completely 2~ months from release to spite me"
Phainon was a success no matter how much you cry
>>539697191Win more character for Castorice, good pull if you don't have Therta/Jingliu but needs more to get going compared to CastoriceSkip otherwise
>>539697356
>>539696928bait used to be believable
>>539697393And plenty are. Some of you on /hsrg/ just seem hellbent on not liking it because being contrarian is that important to you.
How many of you actually even read the story and can answer genuine lore questions? Be honest.
>>539697306Who the fuck said anything about what comes next, retard. You know there are existing characters and previous plotlines? Kys slurper
>>5396973283.0 never got a fair chance because of the wuwa/anti hoyo shills (which kektone undid). It all did was exposed that those posters are likely low attention gen z (or A) and jeets/SEA.
ngl i can't remember any good moment from amphoreus but i still remember kino moments from penacony
Everytime I open the thread the same three fags are having the same discussion everyday
>>539697672>Who the fuck said anything about what comes next, retard.you? that's what you're here for, right?
>>539697734If I ask why amphoreus flopped one more time maybe everyone will quit
>>539696996>refuses to read >says something retarded ironicwhy bother replying, slurper?
>>539697443What does she do for castorice? just newbud to spam the dragon?
>>539697716>kino moments from penaconyso you dont remember anything?
ummm I'm actually glad we're getting a 3.9 I needed a save patch
Ask them khaslana ask them...Why do they pretend peacony Is only 2.0 and white night?
>Nooo you must like the current planet or else you're just a contrarianThis is how some of you retards sound
>>539698079You don't know the units in the patch
>>539697912i read it though, it's what it said
>>5396980862.1 and 2.2 were also kino and I'm tired of pretending they weren't
>>539698140They'll be chinese so I don't care about them
>>539698117kek they just love slurping no matter what
Only trannies hate xianzhou KINO
>>539698270They will put Sparkle SP there as an introduction to Japan and a brick
>>539697928Sub dps and yes, pretty much remembrance Anaxa
>>539698375nyo... they wouldn't randomly introduce a new path outside of an x.0 version so she's safe
>>539698086Because everything else about it was incredibly poorly handled. Nobody can seriously defend Sparkle's abhorrent writing and Firefly's """"deaths"""". Even Mihoyo is acknowledging that it's fucked since they're doing literal retcon patches soon.
they better not send my nigga Screwllum out to die in 3.9
>>539696334MOST DOGSHIT CHARACTER EVER MADE
uh oh he’s here
HSR lacks the big picture. What is the big picture? Just to trailblaze forever? A good story requires an endgame goal
Saving for Elysia's outfit
>>539698647You should be thankful if they even release him
>>539698631Everyone loves Sparkle and Firefly tho
>>539698086Only 2.3 was downright terrible
>>539698679haha...
>>539696978have you played Castorice and Phainon's patch? they were the same zero effort garbage but with spending events and a gacha "please pull me" animation and it sold bigly. hoyo profited massively and it's going to be the same thing with pagrene
>>539697328Funny how you can call out opinions and not put out your own.
>>539698647Sorry but we someone to job against Zandar ver.2.X.9999
>>539697663the writers certainly don’t they can’t even keep mydei’s life history straight
>>539698772Whoever was the aon that killed akivili
>retards think a non-human MALE will be a 5 starLmao
>>539698910Yeah, Mydei is not straight at all
>>539698772we have to kill jobnook because someone else said socompelling story
>>539697443>good pull if you don't have Therta/JingliuJust for the sake of having an ice type dps? Does that really matter much?
>>539699037But Phainon is.
>>539698772it's supposed to be killing nanook, but aeons die and new ones sprout out all the timethey also have no real presence in the story compared to genshin's
>>539698857Between Rean Shitwarzer and Dogshit Vivian... hard choiceBTW I am playing Sky Remake right now
>>539698872Sold bigly but couldn't beat a random banner in 2.3?
>>5396980862.1 was good in a vaccum but with 2.2 it was a waste of time and Penacony in general could have used another patch or two2.3, now that was pure slop
Trannies having a melty because of the Cyrene skin and Pom Pom chatbot is funny as fuck LMAOHopefully those actually make it to the game
>>539699139Cyrene skin?
>>539699090...in opposite day
Belobog is generic but comfyXianzhou sucks in every aspect Penacony story was a mess but the setting is great Amphoreus sucks in every aspect but 10x worse and bigger
Every discussion about amphoreus on /hsrg/ goes as follows:>Why don't you all like amphoreus?>Lists multiple reasons and differing opinions on the story setting and characters >Slurpers have a melty and repeat the same NPC responseReminder that normal people don't lose their minds when someone criticizes or dislikes a gacha story they like and It's really funny how amphoreus is the only time this is happening
>>539699234>Belobog is generic but comfyBelobog is generic but works as a story because it was written with this particular goal in mind
>hate Vivian>hate CyreneThe worst characters in their respective gamesBoth getting a Schrodinger skin at the same time
>>539699265actually I like Amphoreus™
>>539699120>spend no money on your patch>make gorillions>???do you really think they're grieving online character sales pvp discussion?
>>539699139the only one having a meltdown here is you
>>539698772Stop Nanook and the Finality from killing the universeAlso finding the truth about Akivili, March and ourselves as sidequest
>>539699234amphoreus>penacony>>>>belobog>>>>>xianzhouAmphoreus would've been better if it was just another planet secluded from the rest of the universe instead of the whole simulation sthick, it downplays all the suffering and death as just another attempt and makes everyone in amphoreus feel like less then actual characters.Everything you did for mydei castorice hyacine went poof once the new cycle happened. Imma be pissed if they don't bring them back with memories of what we went through.
>>539699139I don't think the pompom thing will make it through the beta God knows the shit he will get asked during it
>>539699265You can't say this! They'll have Another melty
>>539699265Ironically, you fags sperg out if anyone says something positive about it.
SEX
>>539699507>Amphoreus better than anything KYS
>>539699507thispenacony would've been so much better if they had 2-4 patches more of itthey just speedran the story and gutted all of the setup for nothing
>>539699265>It's really funny how amphoreus is the only time this is happeningwtf do you mean? people criticising penacony were blasted and having melties all year long until amphoreus come and then magically they all said penacony was shit, same thing will happen with amphoreus and edo star
>>539699265It's probably because there are unironically paid shills whose job is to watch these threads and try to crush discontent.
>>539699504
who WON and who LOST
>>539699265quite literally the opposite happensjust mentioning that you like amphoreus makes people seethe
>>539698772world domination duh, we're on our way to becoming the supreme aeon. we're slowly gathering each path to siphon their power and make it our own.
>>539699179new riku
>>539699078People bitch all the time about not having matching weakness and they probably don't have SW/Anaxa
>>539699395Seeing all the marketing and push they do only for them to perform worse than Firefly, then yes
A toast to Hysilens
I'm starting to think you people are extremely autistic
>>539699265Oh Touristbwo, we dunk on Amphoreus story on every patch. You thought you were having a controversial opinion? Quit being a victim.
>>539699816from Hysilens?
>>539699078just save for an e6 character and never care about content or damage types again.
>>539698781Shitfly
>>539699616*people criticising penacony were being blasted and they had to suffer constant melties of people praising to high heavens penacony like it was the second coming of jesus christ, until amphoreus come and then magically they all said penacony was shit(brain fart i had)
>>539699858>E6ing anything in powercreep rail
>>539699692>quite literally the opposite happensnot really
I like Amphoreus for the same reason I like Belobog, a song played during the fight so I was HYPED.The characters don't matter and the story doesn't matter.
>>539699573xianhou is the literal worst shit i've seen in gacha writing since tower of fantasy
>>539699858>never care about content or damage types againfor two year at most
>>539699932Meanwhile several posts above and directly below your post are autist retards having a meltdown about it.
Remember amphoreus was the reason they gave us a skip button. Slurpers can't deny that
>>539699914units basically lose 1 eidolon every version x. so an e6 version 1.x unit is basically an e2 unit in 3.x.if you get an e6 unit in 3.x they'll last for another 2 years before they're relegated to e2 or e1 status.
>>539700148You retards wanted that day one
Remember zzz was so bad it had a skip button from the beginning
>>539699913people started shitting on penacony after 3.3amphoreus is the only planet where you have people having melties over people shitting on it
>>539700148If they gave it for xianhou the CCP would send them to the coal mines
>>539699989based, only the music is good in floporeus
>>539699816even YandereDev would of done a better job with Amphoreus
>>539700245And we got it at the best time to have it: during Amphoreus.
we got their money time to scram
kek she actually says this in-game, it's not just a meme
>>539699816>Hysilens>DoT lmao>Cerydra>Phainon only supportwowhow generous of Da Wei to give me 42 days to save for Evernight and Cyrene
>>539700345Pre betrayal of /v/? Then yes. panties shots were based.
>>539700520her pussy STINKS
>>539699932not really but:>>539683124>>539695698>>539697551>>539699573and that's just this thread, meanwhile the anti-amphoreus posts just go unnoticed
>>539697467cunny?
reminder that everything you own belongs to her
Skip button is basedOne step forward towards HSR acting like a proper gacha game
>>539700520
>>539700492WHAT THE FUCK THIS CHARACTER IS A BRICK I DEMAND A REFUND
Every single girl posted in this thread is the property of Caelus
>>539700975march x dick is cute and canon
>>539700975that's a penis
let the general die, we deserve it
sex
>>539699816Hysilens blanco when
>>539700635why are you listing obvious shitposts
im gonna make a rean OP if you dont hurry up
>>539701172No, we must be here to see ZZZ final days
>>539701209>i-it's just a shitpost bro
>>539701179You couldn't even fit inside of Cyrene with how small she is
>>539701241HSR will die before ZZZ
>>539701354that's why her playable model is grown up and ready for sex
>>539701383>
>>539701229haha...
>>539701354NTA but I'm 13 cm, I think I'll fit
>>539698772Whats the point of a Big Picture if we're never gonna see it? I'd rather just have good planets.
>>539700958pyon pyon
>>539701435Her loli model had sovl>>539701468You can't get past that
put this in the op pls
>>539701354not with that attitude
>>539698772>Just to trailblaze foreverwe are literally called the trailblazer duh
>>539701354holy fuck imagine
>>539701468I assume the issue is the girth not letting you penetrate. You can always just go halfway in, as long as you can even enter.
>>539701273they're all low effort one liner tier trashit's how you can tell that amphoreusfags genuinely seethe at people not liking it
>>539701662>>539701662>>539701662>>539701662i warned you faggots
>>539701681>they're all low effort one liner tier trashyet it happensthe opposite doesn't
>>539701354My BWC will stretch her out for all my bros to use afterwards
make a real thread
just make a neww thread fucking retards
>>539700302nice revisionism
>>539700302>people started shitting on penacony after 3.3pfft
>>539701925Ruan Mei riding all off the pent up sexual urges out of her, riding you even when you're at post nut sensitivity.Yes, Miss Ruan Mei has needs too
>>539702012>>539702015>realhaha... they don't know that Acheron merely aped Rean...
