The concerns of the deep do not concern me
get fucked, viscous

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i dont know how to win as sinclair when the rest of my team doesnt farm

first for pocket

>>539699963

Appreciate someone else making the threads, but please make sure to link back to the previous thread for posterity.

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>watching teammate overextend too far out on the map
>map looks like i'm walking towards him
>he gets jumped
>thinks i'm coming to help him
>i stop and start punching the slot machine i was heading towards
heh

>buy extra health
>win lane

Simple as. Extra health is the most soul efficient item in the game and this works on every hero in every matchup

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I'm trying to figure out a Drifter build. What could I remove to make room for a survivability item?

So when the Patron is summoned, what does Warden plan to do to kill it? Wish for it to kill itself or something?

>>539700640
stick his finger in its bunghole like a dog

>>539700620
do you really need headhunter?

>he isnt spending 6400 on rescue beam+majestic leap combo

Reminder that games are for fun anon

>17 losses in a row

as far as I'm concerned, this game is just FAGGOTY. Forced losses non-stop. How do you vent this rage? It just builds and builds and builds and gets worse and worse with each loss that's forced on me. I just want to bitch slap the developers.

>>539700620
the punch item has to be the most useless item you have on there.

>>539700737
frankly that's a skill issue

>>539700640
the battle is not the ritual, it's people trying to kill each other so that they CAN complete the ritual uninterrupted. warden will probably go AWOL while they're doing the chanting or some shit

>>539700797
>skill issue
>2 lanes goes 0-4-0

k.

>>539700885
Just win your lane faster and then go help them.

>>539700640
he's gonna throw his cum jar at it

>>539700954
>carrying the game as geist 22-1, 20k objective damage
>Get mo ulted
>wraith ulted
>double dynamo ulted
>HURRR JUST CARRY

remove stuns from the game then?

>>539701135
Or you know, buy unstoppable

>>539701135
Buy unstoppable?

>>539700328
He did though?

>>539701217
>>539701204
Oh my bad, I patched my game to make unstoppable a passive. thanks for the tip

carry this *whips out unstoppable*

>>539700704
>>539700791
Alright, thanks. Another thing. Should I unlock his passive first or last? My thinking is that since laning is always 2v2, you won't get a lot of opportunities for an isolated kill.

I counterspelled shiv's ult today, felt bretty gud

>enemy buys counter items
>I lose
>enemy doesn't buy counter items
>I win

How do I cope with 0 control over my destiny?

What are the lore implications of Paige not shaving her cooter or butthole?

Mo & Cringe has been broken cancer for most of the game's lifespan, nothing happens
Seven has been broken cancer for most of the game's lifespan, nothing happens
Warden has been broken cancer for most of the game's lifespan, nothing happens

Kill Yoshi. At least other broken heroes have been FoTM and were neutered relatively quickly, why do these heroes get a pass? No I don't give a fuck if Drifter or Mina are OP, at least it's fresh cancer, these heroes have BEEN overtuned for so long it gives me metafaggot fatigue something fierce.

>>539701479
buy counter items

>>539701592
bride of stinktor

>>539701610
knockdown completely neuters all these heroes though

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new leaked info regarding changes in the test client
>basically the new spawn rooms suck (visually and gameplay wise)
>people hate them
>the spawn room is at the front of blue lane
>lane to guardian zip timing is 20s
>the pit is behind the spawn room
>hard to crack base but once ppl get in defending is impossible
>you can just hug pit wall or pillar cut all angles
>no more tunnels to the shrines so if they sit in the pocket they kill it for free
>everyone hates it
>the spawn room is about the height of where the bridge on blue lane is
>you can just stand on regen while clearing the base guardians
>prob not making it to prod
>nothing new regarding unreleased heroes (fortuna/graf/druid etc.)
>nothing about new hero models
>they're not testing new heroes rn
>it's going to be an npc update

>>539702308
So they just wasted all this time changing the throne room into something nobody wants? WHAT THE FUCK VALVE YOU FUCKING RETARDS.

>>539702308
'npc' update as like the meme npc or jungle creeps?

>>539700737
MM sucks but you if you've lost 10+ matches in a row, you must have 0 impact on the match once it goes south. What the fuck are you doing?

>>539702308
good shit, hotpoo.
they're really using blender at valve?

>>539702308
>Source: MY ASS!!!
I don't care until I see it in the actual game

>>539702685
this is why they had to go to the secret test, they kept putting out these stupid changes expecting them to go over well and then walking them back immediately. Didn't look good to the higher ups.

when are they removing the double dash from full rage shiv, it's op as fuck

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>all five players on my team dc because someone feeds and rqs
>guy on the enemy side says gg ez

>>539702308
I heard the soul forge mechanic to replace urn was also dogshit, as in if you had a shitty teamcomp you could not defend them well.

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good times ahead for me! don't worry about it! things will get better from here!

>>539703250
>valve
>higher ups

>>539703679
as far as i'm aware the soul forge thing is fake

>>539702850
the latter

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>buy knockdown and curse for Warden
>stills gets his ult off
>runs at you
>has greater expanse
>has lightning scroll
>kills everything

Serious question. Are there any good Deadlock streamers?
>Xera
Open his stream he's seething about a Haze who built dagger meme build despite it being the same as his own video
>Metro
Open his stream he's seething because someone said gun builds should be weaker than spirit, then spends the entire game raging at his team.
>Eido
I hate this faggot from when I played top500 lobbies in the finals and he made videos larping that sword was weak(it got nerfed 3x after he quit)
>Deathy
Has some weird superiority complex, and it honestly seems like a trend in the deadlock community.

Do ANY of these niggers enjoy the game. I just want to be able to watch a bit of gameplay on demand without some faggot crying. I'll unironically take any rec that's decently high ranked and seems like they have even a single ounce of fun.

>>539703992
The guys who play on Buff Enjoyers seem to not have huge egos or flame their team on mic and stuff like that maybe try watching them

>>539703992
they're all early adapters hoping to make it big before the game releases, don't expect them to be any good

>>539703772
it was?
fooled me.

>>539703992
Surefour is the only person I watch and he doesn't cry like a faggot. But that is very seldom because I rather play the game unless I'm on a loss streak.

>>539703992
bros I miss mikaels...

is this game unplayable outside like the 5-6 hour range starting 6 pm est

>>539703992
use the in-game spectate feature

>>539704210
>6pm est
Wagies and school kids are out on the east coast and mid-west.

>>539704210
I played from 6am till 11pm last Sunday PST time zone.

>>539703992

Watch jamal ))))))))))))

>>539703992
Eskay seems happy and chill

>>539704351
I have but I would actually like someone who commentates their thoughts a bit more. Why they're buying what item or doing xyz thing. With the spectator you have no idea what rank these people even are.

>>539703992
>crayon_fps
lover of deadlock, e6 player, autist, fun-haver
>hootdl
rank 1 eu, insane skill level, good stream if goal is improving, (justified whining here and there)
>lomeine
top player, high skill, chill stream, no rage etc.

>>539704071
>>539704168
>>539704554
>>539704719
I'll take a look when I'm off thanks bros
>>539704569
In the nicest possible way I don't like trannies xer voice grates in my brain and I'm not a fan of their political statements/ agendas they push.

>>539704719
crayon is the most annoying faggot of all time

>>539703992
buds if you like infernus macromaxxing with almost zero talking until he rages about the lobby and abandons :)

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>>539699963
>play 10 games without speed
>put it in your build again
>feel too fast
>run past people
Making a non-typical gun character (Victor) into one just always surprises people and they do dumb mistakes like fight you with a 10k soul loss. Mina and Infernus both think I'm a sure kill for them here in a 2v1.

>>539701794
>but this ite-
NO, othdr heroes that has their moment to be strong also had items that could shut them down and still got nerfed, why are these 3 the exception?

>>539702308
>>basically the new spawn rooms suck (visually and gameplay wise)
I like how that looks, actually.

>>539703985
The counter to warden is to dash behind him when he ults

>>539702308
>source: my ass
that said
the people at the secret secret playtest are retarded pro wanabes and other some shit, if they think it sucks its probably because they can't giga stall the thing with little effort and probably not as bad

>>539703992
How does deathy have a superiority complex? He's like the nicest one even if he looks like a pedo

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I just noticed that all car models have triple headlights.

i am steadily coming to realize you can win almost any game if you just unga bunga push and kill lane objectives when everyone's huddled in a lane waiting for a teamfight
i still don't really understand the map or timings for the jungle, but pushing seems to be the play 99% of the time

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>Lash and Kelvin lane
>no one in the team wants to switch
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

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>Kill Mina
>Kill Infernus
>Kill Abrams
>We push to base
>drop Patron to pit
>their entire team is now dead
>"guise lets do mid"
wtf is with these people? I told 'em on mic "if you're doing mid I'm just ending the game without you" and one of them, young kid from the sounds of it, goes "lets just do it for the memes"

wtf

>>539702308
I'm fine with waiting for new heroes if the next update is a full NPC/jungle overhaul

>>539705968
death is OK until you run into him in a lobby and then realize he's one of those guys that won't shutup. also is carried by duo queue more often than not

>>539706113
>LAST RESORT
*Lash resort. And it's ski season.

>>539706079
Its the meta for every moba, just play splitpush with an escape and rat hard

Will steal a win every 10 games which is enough to climb to max rank

>>539703992
eskay is alright, even if its mosty mina games, nothing too annoying

>Ult Yamato
>Green circle so I know I got her
>She doesn't get thrown
>Doesn't have any debuff or counterspell or any defensive that get her out of it
>Doesn't get thrown
What???

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How does this game still have an audience

>>539703992
>midlock
I just watch midlock, chill dude and from the UK so that's plus.
>chazm
chazm streams on twitch but he's also chill.
>AndrewChicken
I sometimes force myself to watch AndrewChicken but the guy is just so gay and he puts his giant melon on the screen it's distracting.

They play the game casually so I enjoy them the most. Mostly just mid though.

will there be a patch soon

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>Mfw trying Blood Tribute for the first time
Yeah, I'm putting this on Drifter.

>>539706686
6 players were on the side that got 23 kills and were having fun

>>539706890
it's ok. if you get CC'd while it's active GG.

God i cant wait for this game to mature and all the braindeads who brute forced themselves into eternus with excessive games get filtered

damn, the drifter is tall as fuck

>>539706890
explain

>>539703992
deathy is fine, really the only one to avoid is metro for being a massive fag

>>539706931
>Mom says its my turn to win!

>>539707103
Great fire rate and move speed bonus (not to mention best debuff resistance) at a price that's pretty low past 20-25 minutes. And it's a toggle, so you don't have to walk around with it damaging you.

>>539707337
low elo issue
should have picked up the game before they started dumping everyone into initiate 1

>3 straight wins
>now 2 straight losses
>both losses I had a dogshit Mina on my team
I can't carry this. I'm not playing an m1 carry

>>539707380
Yeah I've noticed some use a script where when they fire it's put on and automatically off when not firing.

>>539706686
because it feels really good to win despite being on the backburner
also learning how to play from behind is fun

>>539706614
Was she in her ult?

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>>539707430
>No no no no ya see its because of your elo bro

>>539707013
50% debuff resist makes it more likely you'll survive during CC than if it was off
Only exception is black hole since you can't count on debuff resist there.

>>539707430
They really should have another one of those patches that redistributes the ranks to a bell curve. Don't have to overhaul mm or anything, I know they are saving that for beta, but its an ez fix for the current boondoggle

>>539707701
Now that you mention it she was. Does that grant immunity or something?

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anyone else getting boxless souls?

>>539707871
Yes it's the same as the unstoppable item

>>539707736
probably just a matter of builds then, I'm almost always running debuff remover so the debuff resist isn't that important to me. I much prefer heroic aura for the map presence.

>>539707550
Make your non-m1 into an m1. It's what I did. >>539705478 but expect a lot of losses and never climbing past archon.

>>539707706
/v/ told me sbmm is bad and that good players should be allowed to dominate lobbies so this is a good thing actually

>>539707706
>statlocker ranks
not real

>>539708474
nu-/v/ is gay and smells like farts

>>539708474
off topic, but I cant believe how the gaming community at large has completely misunderstood why COD players began pushing against SBMM in the first place

if deadlock's alternate history continued into the 21st century, what would be the deadlock-universe 9/11?

>>539707901
I get this every 2-3 mini patches. They fix it then it comes back again

>>539702896
I've unironically gone 20-4 as geist with 60k+ but it's just the lanes. I just can't get a game without some lane going 0-4. legitimately, my last game was sinclair. My lane didn't go well against kelvin/warden with paige/sinclair, but it wasn't a stomp. I've uninstalled and remove it from my steam library.

I ended up 12-4-8? and had multiple 3 man double rabbits w/ billy and lash ult combos. I copied mina ult several times and just shut them down. Running max speed with veil as sinclair, stealing greytalon ult then warping back a mile away and getting a double kill with the owl... it's a ton of fun. but the last 20 or so games are all ultimately one of two kinds:

>20k diff at 15 minutes, slow stomp
>completely stomp the game, cannot win alone, ultimately eat chain stuns and die
(hint: the spirit item that makes you invincible hard counters unstoppable)

and I'm 17 losses out of 20 games. It's pissing me off on such a deep level that I struggle to unload the frustration in a healthy way, and it just sits here pissing me off even after I've worked out.

>play lane janitor
>team feeds even though you're constantly facing 1-3 people
when do the state mandated losses stop happening?

>>539708474
There is no sbmm in this game really. It will put people 4 ranks apart in the same lobby on the basis that its 'balanced' if it does the same to both teams. It would probably be more balanced if they did no matchmaking at all and just pulled names out of a hat

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>>539709158
just stop playing the fucking game like everyone else
this shit looks like a crypto coin rugpull

*raises paw*

are they going to put out more fliers?

>>539700297
you can't really unless you're a god and building 1 max. some characters just don't really have agency in a soloq environment, turret miku, vindicta etc

>>539709298
lol you lost a game and got mad

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sex! with the doorman!!!

>>539709024
qrd?? i never really studied matchmaking & the general opinions on it. the alternative back then was just connection based, right? i.e. just dump you in the lobby with the best ping and the best players dominate?

>>539709298
I have fun playing the game though.

>>539709158
when you become strong enough to kill the people you face and then join the brawl after and kill them too.

>>539709024
people are just retarded and read the acronym and think its inherently good, kind of like antifa actually

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>>539709441
>some characters just don't really have agency in a soloq environment

Can someone who knows what they're talking about please make the definitive list of which heroes to play in solo Q where you actually have a hope of carrying / affecting the match with them

possibly the biggest streamoid crashout ive ever seen, watch for a minute and you'll hear it
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2570553993?t=02h34m21s
he keeps going later on when pocket kills him again

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Im not a furry but we unironically need a hero with a big knot

>mid match
>.pak crash
good 'game'

>>539709634
how to kill them if they don't get out of position?

>>539709696
let me guess without opening the link: it's lefaa

>>539709298
you've reminded me of an infernus I played with yesterday that
1. was named after a pokemon
2. died twice in lane by suiciding to the enemy laners
3. proceeded to say they're going back to PUBG (lmao) and abandoned the match after calling us niggers

>>539709849
ding ding ding
watch it, its kino

>>539709550
Cod's SBMM pits you against better players 3 games in a row, then against worse player 3 games in a row, repeat ad infinum. Its a psychological tactic to get people to play more

>>539709696
>https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2570553993?t=02h34m21s
>FAKER OF DEADLOCK | PMA ONLY| 2X CHEAT BANNED| solving shiv
>2X CHEAT BANNED
wtf does this mean? VAC caught him twice? is that why he keeps smurfing?

>>539709285
>It will put people 4 ranks apart in the same lobby on the basis that its 'balanced' if it does the same to both teams.
Thats exactly how SBMM works in all cases unless you have 6 gorillion concurrent players.

>>539710031
That sounds like eomm not sbmm

>>539709696
this is your average ivy player whining about nerfs

>>539709696
you're just as retarded as he is for actually watching him.

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>>539709696
>guy having a breakdown because someone took 'his' farm

Is this a thing?

>>539709696
Literally started to cry holy shit kek

>>539710412
it is when you're an egotistical shitter who can only win when he's 20k souls ahead of the enemy, playing with randos that you implicitly hate

>>539709696
this has got to be the most pathetic player in any game Ive ever seen

closed alpha btw

>>539710091
It doesnt technically have to work that way but players chimp out if the q last more than 2 minutes

Idk why people still try to reinvent the wheel when it comes to mm. The chess elo is a literal mathematical proof of the most optimal player sorting algo, but junior game devs with no math skills think they know better.

yoshi this is why you need to nerf ivy

>>539710974
but this isn't a 1v1 game.

>>539709696
holy fuck that's pathetic, WHY does this guy have 12k followers and 200 live viewers right now??? streaming needs to fucking crash and die already

>>539710217
The problem is cod denies using EOMM, hence why SBMM is the term used. Its videogame politics, unironically.

>>539711075

It is, its 1 team vs 1 team except you play with 5 ringers

>>539711120
he's a lolcow

>>539710087
He got frogged twice in deadlock which bans your account because you're a cheater if you get frogged.

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I am the smartest Deadlock player
I figured out the winning strategy, simply don't push blue walker until the enemies are all dead.
Your enemies will be dead because they'll push blue walker and die.

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>>539710087
bro just play seven why cheat

>>539711860
>guy who's been banned publicly twice is allowed to compete

???

>>539709696
WOAH what was that Geist mod

>>539711942
Is that Doorman's ult lin for Infernus or Wraith?

>>539711952
It's because he's friends with the organizers.
But OBT still can't fucking play in fight night because the group of people who protect an actual cheater thinks that OBT is a cheater despite there never having been any proof of it.

>>539711871
this is actually true.

>>539709696
This is Metro losing an easy game because he dives fountain then spends 2 minutes blaming his team for it from earlier today
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2570375650?t=01h12m49s

>>539709696
>Sperged out
>Still won
Just permaban this stupid nigger

>friend loses 3/4ths of our games by being caught out late even when i repeatedly remind him to back up or have to micro manage his position
i cant do it, im not strong enough

>>539712287
majestic leap + rescue beam

Holy fucking shit Yoshi just give Vyper's 1 a bullet ressist reduction already stop adding a bunch of new retarded characters and fix the ones you already released

>>539712287
at least your friends actually wanna play this game with you, literally none of my friends want to play deadlock against real players they're only willing to go up against bots

>>539711120
hatewatchers.
also the other children who get extraordinarily upset over video games resonate with him.

>>539709696
>possibly the biggest streamoid crashout ive ever seen
faggot that was literally nothing
kys nigger

>>539709696
Forever vindicated in my gut feeling to avoid GunIvy builds like the plague
A magnet for the worst personalities jumping ship from Haze and Wraith

>>539712551
whats up lefaa you worthless faggot

>>539711860
frog was when it's detected? thought it was just when you got reported enough during the match.

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This looks like cheater damage. I spectated 10 minutes of the game and it's not that their crosshair jumped irratically but it was glued to people once he started firing. He might shoot a body and then once he aligned with the head it stayed on the head. Also their Steam profile is full of "-rep cheater" comments.

>>539712194
>dives fountain instead of hitting patron
>doesn't actually hit patron then whines about people not hitting patron
>decides to e.shift on top of rejuv instead of just hitting it

this guy will disappear after release

>>539712551
Yes spamming chat and punching your keyboard then muting mic and playing like a braindead caveman for the rest of the match is totally calm behavior

>>539712852
He's gone a gun damage build too and he's just sat there waiting for his aura to do something for him kek

Guys, what is fountain? I dont know what it refers to

>>539713014
The spawn room

why does any reference to another game make this general seethe so much?

>>539713014
spawn room
term from dota because it's a big fountain there that shoots at enemies who enter it

I've been playing like shit the last few days.
any tips how to lock in?

>>539709696
Why does he sound like such a pussy
>WAHHH POCKET OUTPLAYED AND GANKED ME
>WAHHH INFERNUS IF YOU TAKE MY JUNGLE I WILL SHIT MY DIAPER
>>539712551
You're pathetic grow up you fucking HRT chugging faggot.

>whines about pocket and lash lane and one shot spirit nukers
>they immediately fall off and lose to gun builds after 20 mins

lol?

>>539709696
This is literally like some drug addict type behavior.

This is what happens when you play a game too much. The stuff that filled you with joy no longer does so when you aren't getting the absolute best situations it just mindbreaks you because you're receiving no joy from the thing you're spending hours of your time every day on.

>reverb geist ult doesn't work anymore
>but you can still put the imbue on it for some reason

Someone really needs to make compilations of people like Lefaa and Metro throwing their little pussy shit tantrums. It's so funny to watch them whine like little bitches when they throw their own games.

>>539712551
you sound like you punch holes in walls

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>>539713296
Unironically I started shaving my entire body and I play so much better. You don't realise until it's gone just how much more relaxed and comfortable you feel when you're totally smooth, it's kind of crazy. You sweat less, you itch less and you just generally feel better about yourself. I also wear a chastity cage while I'm playing but that's not really relevant, but it does make me feel extra special when I get complimented for playing well.

>>539713461
If you buy extra health against lash its a free lane, he will combo you, you dont die, then you just kill him

>>539713651
HANG YOURSELF FUCKING DISGUSTING TRANNY

>>539713296
simply play like a bitch and focus on not dying

>>539712194
That's like the calmest I've seen him, yeah he should have been been shooting the patron instread of doing 100 dps with his gun build aura but what was his team actually doing during that time

>>539709696
>Infernus farming
>WOOOOOOOW HOW COULD HE REEEEEE
Why are people like this? The game has random hero matchmaking, you are going to have games where you have multiple carries, why does he feel entitled to have every single bit of farm on green? What does he expect them to do?

>>539709696
Why didnt he just say "Golly gosh darn it"?
That's what i do when I get upset.
Is only video game :)

>>539713296
5 min warm up shooting orbs in training map. I like to use the sign to block sight of them spawning then just flick

im tired of abysmal games
premadefags should be quarantined

Do you guys still host custom matches

>>539713737
Not even a tranny or even gay. I'm straight and a little fruity. My girlfriend pegs me.

>>539713763
>That's like the calmest I've seen him

He goes on about this moment for the next 30 or so minutes of the stream and starts getting upset at people in chat for saying it was his fault (when it clearly was)

>>539713742
When im way too tired sometimes ill just buy 3 regen items, melee lifesteal, extra regen, resto shot or healing rite. With 3 its pretty hard to die and feed so at minimum its a stale lane

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Hitting a good barrel is one of the best feelings I get in this game, but missing it makes me feel completely neutered. It's making me contemplate Gunniday, or at least buying more orange items.

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>>539712918
>>539713367
>>539713581
>GRRRRR
>HUUUURMMMPH!
>*pushes keyboard and walks away*
Wow what a crashout.
Yandev had a harder crashout over Cuphead lmfao that shit was tame

this game isn't fun anymore

>>539714158
>anymore
it was never fun

>>539714158
I like it

>>539703992
Zergy is an ADHD zoomer but he's a nice dude, and he definetly feels like he enjoys playing

>>539713651
manliest support main.

>>539709696
this guy sounds like such a fucking pussy lmfao

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The black woman of Valve unoriginality.
These are TWO different characters.

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I can't win unless I play heroes that shred objectives and I hate it

>>539712221
you can evade deadlock bans as easily as 4chan bans

>>539713742
I'm not feeding, I'm just having extremely low impact.

>>539714425
NTA but I'm actually a multi season top 500 Ana 1 trick. Immortal peak CM/ Enchantress/ Invoker/ Earth Spirit main, and I'm a 6'5 very hairy man who just likes playing cute girls(and hard heros) I've been spamming Paige and I'm like 40 games in with 28 wins or so. Don't assume all support players are faggots.

>>539713651
I forgot to mention but I play Mo n Krill btw.

>>539703992
zergy is the only deadlock main that I can stand.
surefour is enjoyable too, but he's not a deadlock main.
the content creators for this game are insufferable faggots.

>>539712028
wraith, Infernus is a good boy who turned his life around.

>>539714657
can confirm, am this anon's boyfriend

>>539714810
Damn how am I gonna tell my wife I have a boyfriend now

>>539714657
playing support doesn't make you a faggot.
but the way you play support makes you a faggot.

>>539714509
This post made me realize than Mina is a RAT hero. High mobility, shreds objectives...

they should add divine rapier to the game and put it in haze's default build

>>539714509
It's not your fault nobody else can objective damage for shit

>>539714790
>zergy is the only deadlock main that I can stand.
What? That guy is like the xqc of deadlock streamers. absolute autist.

>3 supports
>Yamato, Haze and me
>Yamato and Haze refuse to do anything but solo farm lanes
>literally all three supports orbiting me at all times because they cant go out solo
>Kills constantly stolen and i cant get stacks
>After 15m ganks become impossible because they spot us coming from a mile away and collapse on us over and over again
this is fucking nightmarish. Paige literally acting like a lost dog following me around 24/7

>>539715039
They need to take this shit out of the game. Minas ult should do like 80% less damage to objectives. I'm sick of her getting to the walker and taking it for free. Knockdown takes longer to cast than her ult duration there's no counter play other than never letting the wave get to your side.

>>539715120
I don't understand the point you're trying to make.
zergy is entertaining and doesn't spend every match crashing out.

>>539715120
I don't see the problem with him, he's got a good attitude and he's kind of funny, and not a complete retard, which is what makes him different from xqc.

>>539715245
spergy hyperactive autist. If you find him entertaining you're obviously showing your ass

>>539715120
he never gets mad and thats what matters to me

>>539713651
doing this guy in the butthole literally isn't even gay

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>play support
>go to any team fight I see after I finish laning
>team runs away
>I feed
>we lose
do I just stop trying to help these faggots or do I just never queue solo again?

>>539715312
no my clothes cover my butt unless I've taken them off to have sex with your mom.

>>539713964
woah that's heterosexual and based haha

>>539715389
>play support
wrong game.

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help

>>539715767
pick a hero that can impact the outcome of the match.

>>539715824
you might be right, my games and winrate are normal on Geist/Victor/Viscous but miku is fun i just cant win with her

>>539715389
>playing support
You still need money. Clean lanes people don't want. Contest the rune. Run the urn. Do box runs, buy Cultist or trophy collector depending on playstyle. Always be ready to rotate and fight. You should aim to counter initiate for most support heros, but if your team doesn't have someone to go in first make sure you build for getting picks. Majestic leap warp stone etc are your friends. Active debuffs like curse knockdown are your good friends. Rescue beam is your BEST friend. It beats every ult in the game.

Fucking McGinnis big muscular ass
(Anal only)

>>539715824
>buy gun items
>kill walkers in 10 seconds
boom. impact

>>539715767
>low elo
Play spirit debuff turret spam
>high elo
Play another hero faggot

>>539715989
every single game without fail my team gets assfucked in 2 lanes and i have to spend the rest of the game jannying both sidelanes or we lose double walkers at 20 minutes, i can never get a splitpush off because there's always some faggot seven/haze/inferni doing the same just better than me on their side. This isn't even giga low elo, I'm in ARCHON ffs I swear I have normal teams on other picks this just has to be the most unlucky streak of matchmaking ever or my miku is just seeded to have guaranteed losses every game

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Is this aimbot? He can't hit someone and then suddenly locks on to the head.

>>539715767
you'll start a winstreak soon, its yoshi's vision

>>539716358
might be, could also be spectator bug that makes your bullet tracers look wonky

>>539715767
I feel like matchmaking took a huge shit this last week

>>539716358
this thread is truly pathetic

>>539716358
This looks like me guh. haze name?

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>>539716423
it looks so fucking off
they had 50% of their damage be headshot crits >>539712832

>>539716358
Provide more evidence

>>539716569
Eh I'll leave it at that. Was just wondering what the knee jerk reaction is to an obvious aimbot.

>>539716358
>Aims at mina perfectly through wall

Just assume no one ever cheats :^)

Zerggy also doesnt cheat he jusg has magical trackball skills like no one else in history of competetive shooters

>>539716569
Is his Steam profile having 12 pages of comments and every 4th comment is "-rep cheater" evidence?

I wish there was a mordekaiser type hero. I dont even play league but i know of him, and i always like his ult power in games. Any ability that takes you away and makes it a 1v1. Doorman is cool but hes more utility. Kelvin maybe but its not the same ability as mordekaiser.

>>539715389
Sounds like bad positioning, if your team is running you should be running even faster, always have your teammate between you and the enemy

>>539716358
>"locks on" to mina walking 2 feet an hour
>then on seven predictably strafing in the air

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>>539717083
doorman ult but it transports you and your target to fy_iceworld

>>539716697
Zerggy has trackball skills so you just can't beat it and he has a FOV of 100 just because he doesn't need to aim because his amazing trackball skills carry him as his ADHD and adderall ridden brain just aimbots just like that :D

>>539717172
>Haze turns around like an absolute noob retard when im melee range of Seven
>scores instant headshots in a row on an airborne spastic Seven

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>have a mo krill on team
>starts counting up by 1 every kill
>pushing lane
>3 minutes in and 3 kills against a Bebop and Billy
>on the 4th kill types "domain expansion"
>starts pushing lane even harder and kills enemy guardian and almost solos walker
>enemy Calico pulls into lane and almost kills mokrill
>types "MOHARAGA HELP"
>manages to get back to our guardian in one piece
>every kill after starts typing king of curses attacks
>first death types "I underestimated you (forgot who killed him)"
>helps kill mid boss and win us the game
>10 k / 1 d/ 14 a
>enemy team loss in a landslide against a mo krill roleplaying as Sukuna

do watcha love and ye never werk anutha day in yo life >:D

>>539717273
Kino
>>539717384
Im pretty sure one of his teammates was using same software in comp game
Cant wait till this faggot gets exposed

>>539718176
who? would have been a pretty huge deal considering his team was VP

what's your guys' favorite lash build? gonna try to learn him

>>539716358
nigga are you serious

>>539718292
Haze in a game like 2 weeks ago, i didnt spectate this week

Both of their crosshairs were shaking as if they had 5x dose of adderall

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>>539718310
do the opposite of this

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how do you play drifter? what's the mentality?
because i barely make use of his passive

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>almost killing Yamato
>Yamato ulties
>Pocket drops to ultie you
>Mina drops to ultie you
>Wraith drops to ultie you
sometimes you know you're doing good when the entire enemy team wastes their ulties on you one after the other. :D
webm related

>>539716358
holy fuck lmao

>>539718567
people can't resist attacking victor he's like a vortex that sucks out the brains of every player

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>>539712832
>This looks like cheater damage
Not even remotely. This is cheater damage.

>>539718567
they did it because you're playing a tank in seeker

>>539718734
actually I'm in the rank that's just before Phantom. Archon or something?

>steals your underground boxes and urn buffs
what now shit lips

>>539718828
Archon is below Oracle not below Phantom, the times I get dragged into those lobbies I get ridiculous scores like 20 0 15

i wonder if they're going to get rid of headshots and that's as someone who likes them
i think it's a real possibility

>>539718869
>stole your slots while you were doing that
what now niga lips

>>539718869
the thing below mid is worth like two sinner's, right? but it's faster and takes no health

>>539718918
I genuinely think ranks are meaningless after the bellcurve. It's all about who has a job and who doesn't and who spams only Hazes etc.

>>539718941
Don't know why the game has them in the first place, doubt anyone would complain if it never did

>>539718989
>ricochets your small camp
kneel.

>>539719129
Hello?? Skill ceiling? Risk vs reward? Why would they not have headshots? This isn't like TF2 where most of the bullet weapons have silly amounts of spread

>>539719141
>rushed ricochet
oh wood tier niga lips

>stole your entire golden statues and boxes while doing mid camps

>>539719248
>Risk vs reward?
>headshots
is this retard serious?

>>539719249
>farmes enough to make your teammates rage quit
you have no power

>>539719404
You don't exactly have to be a /k/ommando to understand why center-of-mass aiming is easier than hitting the head

>>539719417
>sneaked past lines and took both shrines forcing your team to head back and we get another chance
>all team mates rejoin
>we stomp
>we win
end of da line

>>539718567
When enemy throws 3 ults at you you know you lost because they dont consider your teammates as threat

i will end this retarded argument
*kills u

>>539719674
*Revives because I took midboss*

>>539719565
>slide the patron a benjamin to make you replace me
now who's so high and mighty

>>539719661
actually won that game but ok. I think it's more hatred related. if you do well in a lane and dominate a Haze, they will just target you the entire game etc.

Abrams is so much fun. punching carrytrannies in the mouth and 2 shotting them.

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The map has killed all my enjoyment of this game. I've already been playing this game for 20 years 3 fucking boring lanes with nothing interesting about them.
Zero experimentation, zero fresh ideas.
Just boring shit
It makes me physically nauseous when I play the game now.
low ceiling, no interrogator, no sky scrapers, no underground lane, no lane in the air. no nothing.

>>539719921
doorman and geist sex scene when

>>539706793
The chicken guy I hate just because I saw him sperg in his own comment section about how pocket was a 'they' and he came across as so superior and morally correct I can't watch him.

>>539720115
Im sorry I havent drawn it yet idk how to draw hatesex

>>539719952
we used to have that all the time
Valve used to have like map changes every other week

>>539720259
Now only the playtest secret bum buddies get to actually test out new shit

>>539720228
He is truly obnoxious. He's also terrible sometimes and the only reason I watch him is he reminds me of my late brother

>>539718310
There's a Polish build in the browser called
'Wąsaty pedofil porywacz dzieci z Płocka' (Mustashed pedophile kidnapper of children from Płock)

Really fun build focused on sustain and nuking people from orbit.

Geist on Doorman futa on male

Alchemical flask!

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>>539699963
WHO WILL BE THE FIRST CHARACTER ADDED TO OUTFREAK VYPER????????????
>YWN BE LASH
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

>>539719921
[Seven voice] CONDOMS SHALL BE DISCARDED. MY DICK WILL GO UNCHAFED.

>>539720449
Nobody is testing any map changes anymore. They're clearly set on making the safest, more derivative, and boring game possible.
Its going to be 3 lanes with a jungle, no real interiors, low ceiling sewage

>>539720241
just read some foid books or something

Who are all those ghost niggers with the one-way doors?

>>539720913
They're the spirits of all the unborn children from your gooning sessions

>>539719952
close your eyes and do literally nothing for 20 minutes and you'll feel better, trust

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>friend constantly bitches about teammates and the game
>see him do the exact same thing he's bitching about in the same match even
mobas are a curse

>>539721117
I did. I started feeling this way last night after 600 hours of playtime. I woke up to play and it just became more and more apparent today