Previous: >>539676813>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Believe (3*)9/22: CM Classic - Kyoto 2000m, right, autumn, sunny, firmOctober: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m, left, autumn, cloudy, firmNovember: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m, left, autumn>Global Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Hishi Amazon (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Shinko Windy (SR)9/11 - 9/23: Legend Race9/21 - 10/4: Story Event - Uma QuestTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd cour will air on 10/5Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19Guest Starring:Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/>Thread CirclesJP: ウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)EN: https://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)https://rentry.org/umapog
Teio!
I am silent.
Digitan LOVE
For some reason my Vodka became popular, she is not that great of a parent
UOOOOOHDAAABIIII
12 days until Fuji Kiseki!
I like how chill this got all of a sudden after the EoS bait was posted.
THE GOAT
UWAAAAHHHHH DAARRRBBBYYY MR. CHAAAALKKKK MR. LOCCCCKKKKI lover her
Chiyono O!
>Slacker for 3 monthsI should mercy kill but it is a borrow run
>17 years old
>>539705138Get fined, chiketto.
someone post the secret Teio porns
>>539705115Post it. People borrowing either want a skill or aptitude parent. Only newbies go for the shiny 9* blue toy.
I didn't know they were THIS fast.Is this what Agnes Tachyon wanted to show us?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwHBFnDzgE8
Someone should post the blonde inu musume.
>good run>realize director is still fucking blue by fan fest for some reasonAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE MY FUCKING DIRECTOR'S FAN ITS OVER -25 STATS
>>539705219Old and busted
.
I like Suzuka but she sucks as a front runner. How do you lose to the likes of Bakushin and Falcon?
chiyo chiyo chiyo chiyono o
Looking forward to the CM3 melties
Kitasex Black
>>539705412>his suzuka losesLmao
WTF Smart Falcon is overpowered at hell, I'm getting my ass handed to me by B+ umacel shitters in public rooms.
>>539705379Mr. Chalk...
awo bwo cwo dwo ewo fwo gwo hwo iwo jwo kwo lwo mwo nwo owo pwo qwo rwo swo two uwo vwo wwo xwo ywo zwo
Important
>>539705140i have 21k ready to go, i got fucked over and had to spark for narita brian, hopefully my luck isnt that bad this time
Dober love!
autism hours
Out of these two decks which is best for Pace Chaser El Condor for Cancer Cup?Im borrowing SSR Oguri Cap for both.
>>539705492
>>539705589>doberThat’s verxina, anon……
>>539705589That’s not my wife
just peed my pants
>>539705620so... every hour
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty buttsniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt
>>539705556I believe. We'll all get her in under 50 pulls.
What is the Agenda supposed to do when it comes out?
>>539705589That's Verxina
>>539705030I am sniffing!
>>539705187
holy shit
teio
>>539705249181478271067I gained 25 followers since last night because of this VodkaShe does have all the good LS skills and 6 mile grandparents, but only 6 stam and 1 pwr
>>539705521
>>539705030*small toot*...but deadly
>>539705543No.
IM FREE
>>539705918wtf
What's the best deck/sparks for TM Opera O?5 spd + stam + full power blue?
>>539705930Taishin...!
erm what did she mean by this
>>539705961Your URA finale?
>>539704715I assume some are accounting for debuffs (yeah I know not as powerful) but you can bet some fags will also bring evil natures in, so they are overshooting stam a little.Either that or they are using 9* stam sparks.
>>539705806I won’t because I’m not wasting carats on her
the umabomber
>>539706108glue'd
https://x.com/MAD_ODD_TEA/status/1969078839595725046
DO NOT OPEN
>>539705806I got Sky under 50 pulls so I am destined to go all 200 for Fuji.
>when Cygames detects junior year charming and a perfect first inspiration event
>>539706120Aren’t these stam requirements just how it is in TT too, where there is no Evil Nature?
>>539706217That's the face she makes after I cum inside unnanounced
curren chang would sing kyun! vampire girl
>>539706217k-k-k-k-k-kowai!!!
>>539706323Vampires can't enter homes without permission, fuckwit
>>539706217https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFl3KmoLd3U
Bwos what is sex with Seiun Sky Bwos how do I cope with the fact that I will never get laughed at and teased by Seiun Sky during sex?
>>539706262As soon as I get a lucky string of events I begin to dread for what horrible luck is coming my way.
>>539706401then I will build homes all around our love nest
>>539706145>wasting carats on herHow dare you.>>539706225I'm actually in the same situation (I got Sky on the 50th pull). I just know that my 15k carats won't be enough and I'm going to have to swipe for her. But perhaps if I believe strongly enough I'll get her on the first debut ticket!
>>539705625Amusing you'd consider Nishino if you're looking for charming when you have that MLB Sweep who does that and just offers better stats and consistency in general. Nishino does have Pace Chaser Corners (if that's how you're playing Condor and not pushing her Front aptitude) but outside of high starting friendship, not sure what you're looking for with her. Easily right, even though Helios does offer fun hints but that 0LB does sting, that MLB Amazon is going to get you solid power stats.
SEAnons are the most dedicated uma global players apparently
>>539705929I would guess it's being used as a grandparent. People want slick surge right now and late surger is a universal spark, it can work on every distance and ground.
>>539706601SEA are like 3rd world asian countries
I’m a SEA Chad trapped in a white American body
Fate wills it.
SHE'S THE BEST!I feel like I can make her better though
>>539706885what event
>loan run>immediately get into awful move by two events>2xI guess I'll play more tomorrow...
I wish I was an indonesian SEAchad instead of a pathetic westoid loser, so I could see King Argentine race irl.
>>539706601dont malaysia and indonesia have a ridiculously popular horse racing scene?
>>539706961The "Are They Compatible" Suzuka date event.
>>539706986>spechud>in first place
>>539706574I picked the cards on the left purely for skills so Nishino is there solely for that skill. I am going with Pace Chaser El Condor and am just gonna go with Smart Falcon for front.
Nice Natie!
>>539707091Problem?
>>539707091
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fz9M27-ZSJIfor me, it's torepi
>>539706808paizuri
tore-chan
>>539706903I don't think Air Groove is the move
Pits and tits...
onii chang
BOSSU
>>539707054nah horse racing is dying globally its only recently that interest picked up from uma musume's clout
>>539707304Symboli is cringe.
Are debuffers actually a meme this CM? Feels like a 1600m track is too short compared to the 3200m one last CM where everyone was hanging on by the slimmest of margins.
Let's play my favorite game: guess the sparks!
I'm going to Torechi Vivlos' insides.
>>539707546Speed Eater is good for front. Maybe pace too. But that's it I think.
>>539707304This zoomer is a good lay and her kids will be retarded
>>5397076051 wit
>>5397076052* WIT somehow
It's crazy how much more fun a run is when you don't get Slacker/Night Owl/ Practice Poor.
>>539707546Stamina debuffing is an absolute meme in this CM if you ask me, especially if people are aiming for 627 AND taking a gold recovery and/or Tokyo Racecourse and Standard Distance.But slapping velocity debuffs on your ace(s) isn't entirely a waste. Especially Speed Eater on a Front ace (or Blockushin). And Hesitant Front/Pace/Late/End can go on anyone.
>>539707837Ok, this one is pretty hot
>>539707837she looks like a slut
>>539707546maybe you can make it work since nobody is expecting it
>>539705030YEEESH
>>539707136I hear ya, I'm skeptical of playing one card for one skill without anything like good specialty priority to back it up, but I've seen crazier stuff for deck building so if you can make it work, all the better. I'm also skeptical about that Helios because she doesn't get hint frequency until 1LB, so you're praying she gives you something without dipping all of Classic Year. But again, it can work, so best of luck and that sounds a good team going on there, bwo.
>>539705030>flat chest and heart shaped assshe's perfect
>parent run>1* wit or guts no good whites>ace run>
How are the CM rooms looking? Are people bringing giga groundwork fronts?
>>539707837>>539707838We only play the classics here! 24/7 oldies, 327 AM. It's the complete lack of whites that's a bigger slap in the fucking face. 17 races, bunch of extra G1 mile races, only loss was the DAAABY.
>>539705412she needs big niger before she becomes goodif you are running her now it's for oshi gaming
Are we horny for Suzuka again?
Dia-chan SEX
>>539708270A roll like this should refund TP
>>539708270
>>539708332always
>1* slick surgeFuck it. I'll just use this as a grandparent.
>>539708359>>539708424Good thing I didn't suffer through using the damn Groundworks cards...fuckin hell. There's +407k fans for you danchou, I'm done for the day this is some horseshit.
>>539708332it's not my fault, she makes sexual moans every time her energy drops below 50%, which is every other turn. playing her scenario without getting aroused is literally impossible.
>>539706147
Bwos I can't hit 600 stam on taiki, i think i'm going to need to run stam cards
>>539708763bwo, your 18* stam + 18* URA inspiration?
>wake up>see daiwa scarlet on my phone background >get hard and masturbate >do a daiwa scarlet run for my daily ace attempt >can get hard again>masturbatethis week has been nothing else but this
>>539707412mommy..
>>539708269yeah but I luckshit wins anyways with worse horses so it's not too doomed
>>539708763being the trainer of some of these girls it's hard
>>539708332Horny for any Uma in tights
>>539708269Yah, debuff Neichas and Bakushins
do you expect me to believe this is a boy?
No one must know that I need a Marvelous Sunday paizuri.
>>539708827bwo i...
I used to be casual but want to try to git gudIf I understand correctlyGroundwork is a must for Front and Pace alwaysTail Held High is a must for Late and EndSo I must build parents with those skills for those styles, and that have good distance sparksAm I on the right track?
>>539708763my wife's ample bosom...
Fuck your veggies.
>>539708763your stam parents brother?your biwa/vodka support brother?
>>539709321lates and ends are a bit more flexible in some ways, I don't think lacking THH is a dead late/end.
Training umas for cm3 has been more fun than training them for cm2. Probably because I don't have to deal with that piece of shit Goldship.
I'm gonna do it bwos... I'm gonna train golshi for cm3
>>539708269Not looking good
>>539709591>filtered
>>539709127this is the type of woman who chugs milk from the fridge while scratching her ass.
>>539709168does she also falls for love at first sight like Kitasan?
I want Dumb Tachyon
>>539709424convince me not to roll for this brat's summer card.
>>539709591based chad making goldshit niggers seethe
child horse vagina
>>539708827the big gatekeep is here. I knew the day would come but I thought it'd take at least a couple more CMs.
>>539709771Ayo this is racism against cherry blossom umas.
>>539709591lolrumao
>>539709168>already sagging as a fillyFuture not looking too bright for Dia-chan.
>>539705246no such thing bwo
>>539709704what cards do you use on Suzuka and Daiwa?
>>539709789Imagine being Kitasan black and be presented with this and told you can cum as much as you want inside her.
>>539707304Rice fags https://youtu.be/Fz9M27-ZSJI?t=19
asking for anal rape
>>539707546Other servers were running debuffer natureDon't get gaslit
>>539710174Those are people I met in cm rooms, I can get their cards after I'm done with dinner but it'll take a little while
>>539709571So for End/Late, it's a win-more thing, but for Front/Pace, Groundwork is a must?Or it's both about distance and style?
>>539709789I have her SR at MLB and I still really want to roll it
>>539710420other servers have already proven inferior to global though. And JP was understandably ignorant
I've been gaslighted again.
>>539709424I'd rather fuck you instead
So what is a Blockushin and how do I build one?
>>539710067Source
>>539709424Yes... Fuck my carrot Sweep...
>>539710558Is she...Is she rubbing the straw in her ass crack?Best girl
Surprisingly 3/4lb ticket dont even seem worth the ClubP
>>539710752Blockushin is our goalkeeper in the vg football game
>>539710858vg football is gay and lame btw
>>539710752I saved that one anon's handiwork.
Is beeline burst viable for CM3
>>539711013it's a dogshit skill
...
>>539711013It is more viable than BofA but not viable enough to forego free energy.
>>539710943the irony of blockushin though is you are using basically the same skills, its just a bit stat requirement. Arguably may as well just put that effort toward your own FR w/ angling and GW
Let's play the game where you have to rank your favorites from top to bottom one by one. Once you rank someone, you can't change it. 6 total.MaruzenskySilence SuzukaNarita TaishinSuper CreekRice ShowerAir Shakur
Doto breeding sex
>>539711013I think if you got a bunch of straightaway adept hints it might be worth it but bofa is a free 30 energy
>>539711165I don't understand this. Am I supposed to not look at the spoiler tags?
>>539706046I love this cute autistic horse and can’t wait to pull her in 3 years.
CM2 is over guys, you don't have to keep pretending that you hate Gold Ship
>>539711165What's the 'game' part in this
>>539710558from what i've heard from a friend she is a slight better version of her SR and works on LB0, so if i have some rolls when i get my summer hag i'll roll for her card
>>539711156I've been wondering if blockushin is meant to be different than just building an ace
>>539711156With 1200 pow 1200 wit you don't need GW, it's significantly easier
>>539711425i'll like her once i dont have to see the hat
>>539710556from what i've read here and tested here, groundwork is your mile S for frontrunners, without it is basically impossible to win in the rooms here
>>539711425golshi is now SOUL
can you block with falcon if you only have 1200 power and 600 wit?
>>539711532free to correct me but from what I've seen, groundwork will still win the battle. if your baku cant get FR off the bat, it becomes a dead slot
Danm I wish I could sniff some Uma ass
>>539711425still hate gold shit only chuds like her
>>539711425I owe golshi my silver so I can't hate her
>>539711425Meh I have Amazon now for an end closer
I forgot to race against TM Opera O yesterday.
>>539711425I need golshi for my new taishin, so I'll have to train her yeah
>Get Turf S and Mile S>Find out that Ground Work and Play Times Over for a late surger self sabotages myself against better setups in rooms That was a learning experience, though at least I have something I can work with in the next few weeks with the daily borrows
rate this vodka>lmaoo she doesn't have furious fea-I don't have the resources for lvl 5
>>539711156Yeah it sounds really dumb. I'm just going to put her in as a debuffer and see how it goes. Screw all those groundwork hoops just for a heel.
>>539712379your pump and red shift?
autistic and retarded uma
>>539711165643521I know you'd pull some bullshit like that AIIEEEEE. Whatever, she's my wife now.
>>539712104you will never be a week, chud san.
>>539712404If you say that to every CM3 candidate it doesn't hold much meaning anon.
>>539712434I like this idiot
>>539712434yes and
>>539711165345216On retrospective I would've changed my number 1 but pretty close to how I feel.
>>539712494meant for >>539712343
>>539712434what a cute retard
>>539712576this is a dog game
>>539712434cute dirty uma
>>539712434>autistic and retarded umathat's a tautology
>>539712434>>539712576love the haircute dirt retard
How the fuck am I supposed to ensure I my blocker gets first against all these Front Runners??? It seems that either Smart Falcon never gives up the lead or someone activates Escape Artist at just the right time
>>539712932Bro your luck reps?
>>539712932make smart falcon your blocker???
I'm not saying I believe in the dot. But I am saying every day this week I did my daily pull when the dot was blue and each time I got a 2* instead of a 1*
Goldshit is an annoying meme horse
>>539712971I don’t have Smart Falcon
Reminder that if you run into a whale smart falcon that this is your cm3 fate.
>>539712932Just make the other 6 runners late start?
>>539713056do NOT strongly interpret the dot
>>539710174
>>539712434
leave SHITun Sky to me
It's a Smart Falcon world after all...
>>539713423you DO have your 9* turf spark parent ready for her right?
Hoooly fuck I might be brainrotted. I usually play this on my phone while watching YouTube or something, but I just installed it on Steam so I could do the story on a bigger screen... and after 2 chapters my brain went "I should pull up my phone and scroll twitter while this is on autoplay."
>>539713107why did you crop the image?
>>539713354It bugs me to no end that she has the diacritic on her "title" but not in her actual name. Especially coming from the same localizers who found the word 'christmas' to be culturally offensive.
Uma wife for this feel?
>>539713535It was the one I first saw
I fucking LOVE when it's inspiration time and I get exactly ZERO of the 30 white sparks from my parents, real deadbeats. fucking cunts
>>539713095I still can't believe this guy dropped a retarded guts deck for F2P's then went and used the most soulless team and got away with it
>>539713671
>>539713497i DON'T and i DON'T have fart smalcon actually. But it's still her game.
>>539713758>camera shakesFucking fatass.
>>539713706there it is, thank you
Make a Debut is stuck in my head
>>539713851Be nice
I am now a big Bamboo Memory fan. She's not even in my decK!
>>539713075>is incredibly kind and thoughtful>responsible when it comes to delivering messages>determined and diligent when she needs to be>dai dai kikkis to victory with easeI don’t get the hate. She is a good Uma. Her “wacky” personality is severely overblown, if anything her worse trait is being forgetful of important events like forgetting she goes with you to the hot springs
>>539713724if it's any consolation, he probably used a soulless gemini team and lost.
>>539713976why are there two sets of standing legs in this image?
>>539713998what even counts as a soulless gemini team? obviously there's gold ship but who else
>>539713075I don't hate Gold Ship, I hate her fans. You know the ones
kitasexo
>>539714062Air Groove and Oguri
>>539714062NT
>>539714062Any debuffer and uhhhhh a pace? Desu I saw people running every type of pace from Rice Dawia Mcfat and Oguri
>>539714137i saw more mcqueens than oguri
>>539714039Because the other guy is forcing McQueen’s head into a drawer to look for her favorite black skirt of course!
>>539713758>so large that the ground shakes>official height 6'0"tall women enjoyers always left disappointed by Asian height standards
>>539714268I saw more Daiwa Rockets in my matches
>your trainee lacks skills>your trainee lacks skills>your trainee lacks skills>your trainee lacks skills>your trainee lacks skills
>>539714062Any umas that are actually good for the race, of course.
If Cheval Grand has a million haters, then I am one of them. If Cheval Grand has ten haters, then I am one of them.If Cheval Grand has only one hater, then that is me. If Cheval Grand has no haters, then I am no longer alive. If the world loves Cheval Grand, then I am against the world.
>finallly watch BOANE>Tachyon gives 0 shits about Pokke>Pokke sees her as a rival she wants to defeat but got it denied>for some reason people ship pokke and tachyon when clearly Fuji actually cares about Pokke and Pokke sees her as an IdolI don't get shippersEither way now I really want to scout Fuji Kiseki
>>539714371If you were reborn as a Torena in Umaverse you would become a jap manlet so it evens out
>>539714332oh okay
>>539714434if you're seeing anything other than "it was a tough competition" or something it means your stats are shit
>>539713960>>539714371This thing is 6 foot? Are Asians little dwarves standing at 10 inches
Take the Aoi pill.
>>539714604>0 gold skillsnyo
>>539714268She was the first one that came to mind too, but that would've made ME a soulless metanigger so I went with the ol' reliable gaslight.
>>539714561literally the only thing I could be lacking is a bit of speed or guts, at least from what I understand about career.
>>539714674fool, you could have just said front urara
>>539705541>gwo>swo>you summoned the /wizg/ tourist
>>539714604I’m in an open relationship with her and Meek
>>539714434wouldnt the fan blow the ears away
I have a passable smart falcon and she just wins the lobbies, seems a little broken desu
Why are people suddenly saying Smart Falcon is meta for the next CM? Is it just to counter front runners?
>>539714823dont worry about it
>>539714753Front Urara was always a meme tho tbqtbdesu
>>539714871she's the best front if you give her turf A
>>539714871its to win
>>539714871she's a blocker that goes on to win the race.
>>539714871She works as a blocker and as an ace with a good unique so that makes her a double nigger
>>539714434>Tazuna: Sounds like a skill issue. Maybe you should git gud?
Sounds like a good day
what would you do to this boy
>>539714871>next CM is basically Front runners fighting to get the first position to proc Angling and Scheming>Smart Falcon says you're all niggers and has a massive Speed + Accel unique boost mid race to get in front and deny
>>539714871she has a skill that ensures she's first early race, then she angles and schemes btfoing every other front
Gold City this is called doggy style
>>539715083>>539715015Eat the vegetables
Laisu......
>>539715020I'll suck your penis if you suck mine.
Guess the Blue Spark /uma/!
>>539714972wow what a refreshing post >>539686291
>>539714502One-sided feelings that might never be reciprocated (until they suddenly are) still count for shipping.
>>539714604she doesn't even take care of Meek on her days off
>>5397151743 STAMYOU DID ITYOU WON THE LOTTERY
>>539715020I'm not really allowed to post this
>>539715174Hooray, it's 1star guts! hope you got decent blue sparks anon
>>539715174Guts or wit
>>539715273MODS!
>>539715215She is Meek's trainer, not her mom or maid. Meek's choices are her own.
>danchou has been off for 2 days>shoe requests have been silent for the past 8 hours>thread slowed down to the point we don't make 3 threads a dayis this how it ends....
>>539713634the real horse didn't have it in condor either since his name was in katakana, it's unironically more accurate this way
>>539715174thats a good spark regardless of blue wtf
>>539715174Post FC, this kinda btfo's that bourbon if you hit the jackpot.
>>539715273>>539715020
>>539713758sex
The gyaru psyop is working
>>539715240>>539715304Both of you were so close!>>539715350I'd be sadder if it were either of those.>>539715382>>539715387No...
>>539715532psyop? people always liked gyaru, this is a weeb website made by gen Xers
>>539715571very useable
>>539715398
>>539715020Nakadashi
>>539715131https://youtu.be/9ByRgq3dlNs
>>539715215I take care of Meek. Sexually.
>>539715738I'll catch the next one
>>539715738That elevator is full of pheromones
doomkeks... the japs are proud of global.. it's over
>>539715738I take Helios and leave
>>539715738sex with palmer and zoomer
>>539715378>the real horse didn't have it in condor either since his name was in katakana, it's unironically more accurate this wayWell it doesn't exactly say Eru Kondoru Pasa either, but I get it.
Anyone have any good frontrunner grandparent umas?
>People are getting sparks where you have to scroll to see everything>Meanwhile my sparks look like this
>>539715398Ugly
>>539715887Seeing other peoples' sparks just makes me upset. Except yours, we can be brothers.
>>539715738Espoir is hiding behind Palmer btw
>>539715895Faggot.
>>539715828proud of what
>>539715828>the japs are proud of global..Huh?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MVdhx9YAV4
>>539714871she's also actually significantly easier to build for the CM since she has 2 innate greens for the track. and since she has 20% speed growth, you can run tazuna in place of a speed card for focus and tail held high. there are plenty of high star turf legacies in the borrow databases so you just need a somewhat passable parent to get her to A turf.
>>539715020he has very nice breasts
>>539716023>>539716030https://x.com/famitsu/status/1968178194827432092
>>539715887bwo, your G1 races???
*takes advantage of your insatiable greed and bricks your run*
>>539716034pedo begone
>>539716150whoa....real?
>>539716182Jokes on you, my run was already bricked from the start.
>>539716160That's with every G1 Race won except like Hopeful Stakes and DA DERBY. So basically I blame Hopeless Stakes for that spark.
how much better is falcon compared to bakushin for blocking?i cant fucking get 10* turf and 8* mile..
>>539716189
>>539716150Wait so the pun in JP is that they call everything delicious?
>>539706601pretty crazy that the sultan of brunei posts here
>>539716182At least I don't need to gamble on corner/straightaway recoveries this time. Max energy please.
>>539716324you realize 10/8 split is impossible anyway right?
>>539716357you stole my postgive me credit for it
EMOTIONS ALL BRAND NEWJUMP THROUGH THAT GATE
So, what does "Umapyoi" mean?
>Hit these stats pre-senior Summer>Hit Mile SGuess what my inspirations DIDN'T GIVE ME
>>539716429my post is better because i actually added a salient discussion point
you HAVE sparked on the smart falcon banner, have you anon? She's a free win on cm3
>>539716512portmanteau of uma and pyoi
>do a rare opera run>training failure > practice poor>infirmary > 20 energy>infirmary > 20 energy>infirmary > 20 energyepic
>>539716324Give up on 10* Turf and 6* Mile to retain your sanity. I certainly did.
I spelled based wrong and as punishment was not allowed to clear URA
>>539715738Gold City leg locks
>>539716324Bakushin is literally free.You have Smart Falcon? You have several weeks. Otherwise, use Bakushin since her career is easy
>>539716324just focus on groundwork+ turf for her
>>539716558man sometimes i think groundwork can't really be that dominant, right? can't we just run a fuckton of mid race skills from bourbon/yaeno and overtake that way?
Nice Creature
>>539716324there's no reason to make Falco a blocker if you already went through the effort of giving her A turf, just go Bakushin
>>539716752
>>539716725I've tried, too much ground(work) to make up
>>539716623That's what you get for believing in Trash Opera O.Trash Opera fags also quit this game. Probably lost both cups.
Once again... I am entrusting you with my Champion's Meeting... Oguri Cap (as in peak)
>>539716882TRUTH NUKE
>>539716882best part? had to do a FOURTH infirmary till it was cleaned, all in all killing 5-6 days that I could've used on training. incredible bullshit this was. not sure if I'd rather have this, or the usual rng bullshit fucking you over in a hyper negative way (mood down, failure etc).all about perspective, like how WoW handles rested exp.
how long until they remove the makween welfare card from the shop? My retarded clubmates aren't requesting enough shoes and I feel I won't MLB her at this rate
I think I will leave my club next month. Innactive people are not getting kicked, everyone asked for dirty shoes and most important my retarded danchou misscliked and lost club's ownship and the new danchou barely talks...
I'm just kinda growing done with the game. CM training is annoying as all hell and isn't enjoyable at all.
We passed upon the stairsWe spoke of was and whenAlthough I wasn't thereHe said I was his friendWhich came as a surpriseI spoke into his eyesI thought you died aloneA long long time ago
>>539717080>my retarded danchou misscliked and lost club's ownship
>>539717079>>539717080>>539717094these are bot posts, right?
>this CM is supposedly easier to build>turns out it also applies to your opponents who can autistically grind until they get the right build for their Front Runners who flat out auto-wins if they get 1st at the last partSeriously?
>>539717190holy retard how I'm a bot when I'm only saying I will leave my club?
>>539717080>my retarded danchou misscliked and lost club's ownshipLOL WHAT!?
>>539716869fuark
>>539717250blockushin is easier to build
>>539716319affinity matters a lot for getting a ton of sparksas soon as i started doing the spark farming guide from witGOD Istarted getting white sparks where I get a scroll bar
>I am sure to win because my guide is superior
>danchou executed 80% of the club after Gemini Cup results>realised he fucked up and he's begging us to stay after this month's gibs
>>539717250gamble with late surgers
>>539717190You're a bot post.>>539717250>Don't like front runners>forced into them for the one CM i actually care aboutI don't have near enough time for this damn game. It's really dumb how hard you're expected to go for anything.Especially with how utterly painful spark farming is.>Get all the G1s I can and a bunch of skills>2 white sparks
>>539717439cool fake story
>Need a shit ton of sashes to pot5 the meta umas>Need parents with good white sparks for CM>Also need parents with good sparks overall >Only way to succeed in all of those before heat death of the universe is to double, if possible triple dip>Spam parent + sash farming runs >Lose the races because of shit deck>Get fuckall sparks>Decide to stop double dipping and actually try to win the sashes>Lose to BROCKED anyways There is no escape from the suffering.
>>539717080
My Matikanefukukitaru's unique is going to get bricked (lvl 1) but she will have rising dragon
I will simply lose this CM like I lost the last two. I have begun to not care about CM anymore.
>>539717490it would be easier if we had more borrows or could reroll sparks already
>>539717471why is cancer cup the only CM you care about
>>539717185i love this reaction image, what's she making this face at?
>>539717185>>539717276>>539717442>>539717531I assume he wanted to kick one innactive member that didn't connect for the last 6 days but somehow he ended giving him the control of the club. Since he was still innactive the system gave the leadership to other active member but he never enters the club chat so ex-danchou can't even ask him to get the leadership back
Cafe is good for youHow is that spark farming going Torena?
>>539717576Look on the bright side, sooner or later you will win one by sheer luck and it will be the funniest thing.
>>539717250every CM is a little harder as more and more casuals either improve or quit
>>539717442
>>539717576the desire sensor got you you have to win by not caring
>>539717576>going to lose this next cm>won the past two
Sorry TOOTS ya shudda gone around
>>539717741could be worse
boku
>>539717741Spark farming is ass, if it comes it comes.
>>539717441When trying out room, they get blocked. Hell, I even brought in a debuffer and it’s still not enoughYou have to bring in a front runner just to have a chance
https://x.com/jhonhearerer/status/1969132941692248349?s=46Don’t blame her
>>539717576>>539717826i got 2nd and 3rd in open in the other cms, now im going to do graded because i dont have any minmaxxed milers with b ranksim going GUTS builds onlyenjoy your free wins off of me, onegai
>>539717576>>539706903NEVER GIVE UP
>>539717906all the nutrients went to her fat ass
>>539717934Nah I'm testing my 3x front runners and still take losses to a vodka or grass here and there
>>539717741I have received my 16th 2* stamina horse. I'm not complaining too much since I have a bunch of 7*s now but still.
>>539717629Zodiac sign, so actually having the plat title would be cool and a nice placeholder until my favorite uma releases and I get her fan total up.But the fact I can't even get decent parents to use my second favorite is just depressing.Especially when she lively won't be consistent compared to running Maru/Suzuka to play off of each other and try to deny Sky from taking off (but maybe able to use her unique for themselves)>>539717839This makes me wonder how something like 2 speed 3 guts, 1 wit would go as a deck.
>>539717867I really really wish that we would get the "support card XP removal" update asap on global because goddamn I would love to fuck around with some meme decks like 6 guts but I just don't have the monies or xp to invest into itThat is something i've learned when I played FGO, people "metafag" in single player game because goddamn if you use your resources "wrong" you can just hamstring yourself hard
>Cap (as in peak) her speed and power despite shit cards>Rewards me with another 9 blue bloodline
Wishing I was a carrot
>>539717972I'm wearing her out too often with our nighttime training sessions, sorry about that.
>>539718173This is sexual harassment
>late surgers get blocked!Uhhh your positioning skills?
>>539718148why is she shaking?
>>539717631
>>539718173they really are reluctant to show them without hair covering their lack of human ears
>>539718173natie's naked ears.........
>>539717576I won mine just with Straightaway Spurt and 1020 speed. So I realized that just by getting the right skill activations there’s always a chance despite the stat difference That said, because Angling and Scheming is a guaranteed skill, it becomes much more difficult this time as you’re encouraged to bring in one front runner to at least deny the others, even though it’s ironically easier to build said stats
>>539718252oh... nevermind
>>539718249She’s cold
>>539718235>>539718306
>>539718319it's only guaranteed for sky
>>539718173>ear uncoveredAnon this is a blue board
If I lose this next CM I will simply kill myself then delete my account. There'd be nothing left for me at that point.
Nice Nature sex.
>>539718450Is she hot?
>>539718527BRICKED
>>539718302because it just looks uncannyhell even in kemono friends they kept the human ears (there was actually a lore reveal in it but still)I'd like to think they all have full hair because horses are also hairy
Surely you guys got at least one of the platinum titles by now...?
Finally got 3 stam Seiun sky
>>539718527Claiming this retard's remaining life force and luck when he expires.
>>539718454>>539718573
>>539718640LOL
>>539718648it's something
has anyone else thought about that fact that starting the game now would be hell? no launch rewards and no kitasan banner til december. cygames should probably fix that if they want the game to survive in global desu wa.
>>539718681Natie...
>>539718640I got one silver what does that say about me?
>two runs in a row no groundworkHuh. Damn. Wow I really fucking hate this game. Man that really fucking SUCKS. Like DAMN man. FUCK. WOW. FUCK THIS SHIT GAME MAN. WOW! FUCKING HELL!
>>539718770dont most gachas survive off of a core group of whales anyhow?
how the fuck are you supposed to train a Seiun Sky parent with those dog shit cards that everyone recommends for parent grinding? She'll get fuck all stats and have 5% chance at a 3* blue while also rnging URA and all her long races
>>539718842definitely not pvp gachas lol. if the whales dont have people to beat up then they leave.
>>539718759She'll be a good grandparent.
>>539718123The problem with gutsmaxxxing is while you end up with a lot of power + speed you also end up with a lot of guts, which are not very useful right now. I've tried 3 guts 3 speed and I ended up with an even stat spread, excelling at nothing. I've yet to try 5/6 guts but I feel like the result would be the same.
>>539718681*sniff sniff*
>>539718770aren't there like 10 gorillion chink sweatshop accounts being sold on the black market for anyone late but serious about the game?
Less than an hour until today's JRA races starthttps://umanity.jp/en/racedata/race_5.php?date=2025/09/20
13 more runs until I can pot5 Grass Wonder...
Do you think CMs will get easier or harder over time? I mean stuff like casuals quitting, people putting less effort, gap getting bigger between casuals and non-casuals etc.
>>539718770It is hell.
>>539718770when did JP get deck borrows? those make it really easy for new players.
>>539719006They go for like 40 bucks for MLB kitasan and a bag of bricks. That's more than enough to buy an actual game that won't try to keep on scamming you.
>>539719040They will never be as easy as Taurus.
ok /uma/ REAL questionhow many fans have you grinded so far for your favorite?i try to do at least one mejiro ryan run per day :)
>>539719006actual new players won't buy accounts
>>539704951Is this the only english guide on Aoharu? Is Rice really mandatory /uma/Fuck man its really different from what we know from URAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scNycrLShgM
I think i'm just gonna swap between being hardcore and casual every CM. It's just not enough time.
buy an ad
how do we improve CM?
>>539719040on global they'll keep getting harder. the gap between whale and f2p is much wider and way less casuals and new players. CMs on JP are generally way easier.
What do you do when you are out of borrows? trying for 9* spark?
what if i build ace nice nature with stamina debuffs?
>>539719284That was my excuse for slacking off in Gemini, but looking at the Cancer grind I think I'll just go full time casual, unless some kind of miracle unbricks my account.
>>539719424if you're at 250+ runs and have less than 2 GOD parents of your own to use when out of borrows, your account is bricked
>>539719040I'll gather as much win now while its still easy then tank losses until we get year 3 and 4 cards.
>>539718770nah there is nothing to worry about. our player numbers are better than ever.
>>539718770Just wait for the 22nd
Definitely can't complain, but wish it was at least stam 2*.
>>539719353It's fine as is. I say this sadly without irony that some people have never experienced trying and losing before in their lives and this is the first time they've had to tangle with that feeling.
>>539719424I've been testing ace decks using my own parents which aren't as good as borrows, but are enough to make decent aces.But trying to figure out the best front runner deck is a journey and I'm still working on it.
>>539719437I'm going full casual unless they implement auto mode or spark reroll on 22nd
>>539719546eos niggers explode
>>539719594evil gaslightutterly fucking evil, and foul
>>539719546No way we were hitting 35k peak less than a month ago. WTF happened?
>>539719610die
>>539719610holy all those whites 9 star ground work??
>>539719353Give sex tickets to use with your Trainee if she winsThis will improve morale and make people actually tryhard to win
>>539719521uhm.... where's rice shower and nice nature?
>>539719226Do new players even care about meta.I imagine (non-autistic) women are playing this as a daughterprincess trainerAnd whatever boomer picks it up is just looking at Taiki shuttle's tits, instead of treating it as a competitive, spreadsheet based genetic engineering racism outlet where his game is unplayable because he didn't roll kitasan negro and creek 10 times in a row (which costs $37k according to that one retardbro that thought you were supposed to use binomial distribution instead of multinomial; don't even get me started on thinking you need creek past 1LB).
Please give me recs for good umatubers
>>539719610how the fuck do people get this shit while I beg shiraoki for 2 star turf scraps.
Which deck should I use for training Seiun Sky / Smart Falcon?Or some other permutation thereof that would also be valid.
>>539719782>umatuberscurren, biko pegasus, the bouno girl and bakushin
>>539719782There aren’t any
>>539719353more borrows for stronger umasyou can use clocks in finals
>>539719594>this nigga
>>539719610hey buddy good job ever considered killing yourself
>>539719435It'll be mostly meaningless as getting enough stamina for this course is easy so the only way it'll have an effect is if it's a pace chaser that also got rushed despite everyone having room for more wit and also didn't spend 100sp on a max hint corner recovery they got from King Halo during their career.
>>539719767SOURCEPLEASE
>>539719610Post ID!!
>>539719610kys
IT'S TIME TO GET FFFFUUUAAARRRCKING JJJUICEDDDDDDD UUUAAAAARRRGGGGHHHHH
>>539719776yes obviously? there is only so many times they will play the same career scenario before they actually want to make better veterans and engage with the rest of the game. someone starting now is literally better off waiting until december so they can reroll an account, and someone starting after december is genuinely and truly fucked for a long time. you have to give new players an actual reason to stick to the game.
Special CUTE
>>539719967everyone is shilling 600 stam without recoveriesnice nature will melt that lol
>>539719610Gimme your ID and ill throw my seiun parent in the trash.
>>539719610give me your code NOW
>>539716725It's the combination of Groundwork + those Yaeno skills that make it OP, I thought
>>539713095you don't have to whale for smart falcon, could have gotten lucky like anyone does on a banner, the hardest part is needing the turf sparks and giving up mile sparks
>>539719610>rudolf has 6 groundworkthis is fake as shit
>>539719610What the fuck is that Rudolf
>>539719610>Rudolffucking ruined retard, why didn't you train a proper front inherit?
Oguri Plap
>>539719782pakatube is the only umatuber you should be watching
>>539719610this nigga got two groundwork 3* sparks on his rudolf
>>539720119>game devs>in the year of our lord 2k25>knowing absolute fuck all about how to keep a game alive
>>539719831Isn’t borrowing a Smart Falcon SSR card better for Seiun Sky as she gives front runner proficiency?
>>539718770>>539719546surely the rewards increase will save us haha, right guys? cygames wouldn't ruin it with their greed, right?
When Aoharu is out does that mean open league go minimum will be B+ for entry and A for finals?
>>539720238dude fucking how many teio reaction images do you have?
>>539720119It took me like 2 to 3 hours to go through a single career run, for a casual that's probably a day's -or more- worth of gameplay>there is only so many times they will play the same career scenarioAnd they will fail and they will roll umas >>539719610>12* groundworkI kneel
what the FUCK
>>539720119its been successful for four+ years without the dirty and std ridden gaijin, it will be fine even if global dies
>>539719782Honestly??? nonefor one side you have a lot of reactionslop and dishonest guidemakers when they are whalesand the otherside is just unwatchable trannies using ai voice
>>539719831Seiun Sky needs 4 speed to reliably hit 1200, otherwise you'd be fishing for highrolls so improbable they will drive you insane. 4/1/1 is what I've been rolling with, and is the deck I see the most often in public lobbies as well.
Mayano makes me really uncomfortable. Who am I supposed to report her to?
>>539720487fat retarf
>>539720487late start into blocked tends to do that to you.
>>539720517ok??? why even engage in the threads here if you hate global so much, there is a jp thread for you retard.
Matikanefukukitaru got unluckier after I unlocked her outfit....
>>539719610CHRONOGENESIS, STALK THIS MAN
>>539720187>>539720171All the sparks didn't fit on the screen so I had to take 3 screenshots and stitch them together, my bad.Anyways, here's the ID - 420121195717. I had that Rudolph previously set, switched to Seiun for now if anyone needs.
>>539719782This might be the only guy thats consistently winning and knows what skills to buy for his umas
>>539720487>Satsuki sho>DDD
>>539720576That's what I've been running with until now actually. So King Halo instead of a second power card. But I feel my power is a bit low on my runs and was wondering if I could get away with it. Also Id like more chances to get more relevant hints.
>>539720791There's LITERALLY nothing wrong with that stat line. It's a fucking parent run you cocksucker.
>>539719610yeah fuck it I'm just borrowing this guy's shit for my aces
>>539720784he is fati will not watch him
I give my uma permission to hug me
>>539720756Nobody wants that Seiun. We want that rudolf
>>539718839HE'S THE ANGRIEST TRAINER YOU'VE EVER HEARD
>>539718770people here will call you a retard and then get angry when global EOS's during MANT
>>539720896lol he mad
>>539720756Don't listen to that other guy im taking that Seiun Sky.
>doomsissieslmao, the game was JUST in the Steam top sellers AGAIN for Hishi Amazon's banner.
>everyone is falling for the blatantly fake parentguys the symboli literally has 6* groundwork im begging you to use your tiny brains for once in your life.
hhhhmmm... something is missing...
I used statues to get El perro cacas 3 star and i still haven't bothered training her
How do hints from races work? Can you get a green that was one of the race's conditions? Should I be running every Tokyo G1 looking for the Tokyo Racecourse green?
>>539721185Glue
>>539721125most doomnigs are mentally unwell SEA BA players that make their rounds in the major gacha generals trying to rile people up.
why are you guys still building frontrunners? i thought falcon and bakushin completely destroyed that niche
>>539721132just check ingame nigga
So are people going to be mad when you just make another golshi or end closer and win anyway because end closers + spurt is broken
uma musume is a DOOM GOD game
>>539721271LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>539721396>taking the time to carefully stitch this together with believable humanlike cursor movementThat's some advanced autism, but I still see through your bullshit.
>>539721271She's quite cute
>>539721353the blocking is RNG-reliant so you can still win
call those sparks
>>539721296it's a discord of seanigs who pay pajeets in apple gift cards to shit up various generals
>>539721536it's a guts 1* i'm afraid
Just took a MASSIVE Mejiro McQueen
this blockushin suceeded in preventing angling, but my daiwa passed her + red ace = won
this just won one of the cm lobbies i was in lol
>>539721536Can I get uhhhhh 1 guts 1 green 1 late
>>539721518this is the hottest part
>>539721353I'm not
>>5397215361 Wit 2 Late Surger
>>539719040they do get easier IF you have the meta umas, each new scenario closes the whale gap a little and latefags get more tools to build a decent deck
>>5397215362* stam 1* long
Is it true that 3* White Sparks give a better chance of giving your Trainee a 3* White Spark or is that a gaslight and it's still all RNG what Star rank you get.
>>539721536>only guts under 600guaranteed guts 1*
>>539721876>Is it true that 3* White Sparks give a better chanceIs it true that 3* White Sparks(from a Parent) for clarification
There aren't enough performance_juxtaposition + umamusume posts on Danbooru.
Teio's kissable lips
Does a purple skill count for Groundwork?
Grass Wonder is an actual psychoWhat the fuck is her problem?
Reddit says uma musume is dying...
>>539722137stop starin' at me with them big ole eyes
>>539721876>>539722059star count on whites only impacts statue event odds of appearing and hints levelsactual chances of a 3* spark appearing will always be rolled at 5% if the spark even appeared in the first place. (until SS umas are a thing which you don't need to worry about for a while on global)
>>539722147yes
>>539722137I'll kiss her pussy lips
>>539722314>groundwork longshot Vodkaalright I kneel
>>539722314Subarashii
>>539722356inappropriate
>>539722180Weebs do be like that, nigga
I don't like Tokai Teio.
>statline>deckhow?
>>539722452it's okay anon there are only so many hearts to go around
>>539722314>xceleration >not cut & drive
>>539722180She wants to rape Spe VERY badly
I guess we'll take that though no Mile sparks sucks ass
>>539722452That’s because you didn’t watch the anime
>Everyone casually getting 3* sparks with groundwork in it>Meanwhile i have 3 3* sparks after 360 runs
>>539722694I did. Tokai's last race was fucking cringe.
>>539722452It is ok to be straight
>>539722393Teio wants it
She says Wedding Air Groove should be one of the aces in CM3
>>539722729I've won URA 112 fucking times and I've yet to get a 3* URA spark
Such a fucking whore...I love itAnyways, 60522741 CM room because I can't resist currenchan temptation to brought her along.
What causes an uma to be like this?
>>539722856that's because 3* URA sparks aren't real....
the subreddit is starting to steamchart post
>>539723035I'll upvote your post bro
>being a redditor>posting your own post here>posting twice about plebbit because people ignored your first post and didn't respond to it
>>539722947as the sign says, exclusive for umas and trainers
Teio if you're reading this I love you
>>539723071>>539723118everything is a conspiracy
>>539723262upvoted
I'm a redditor give me a wife.
>>539721453Stealing my meme title Cafe? Now now, that is not nice
Hachimi
Toreina if he budgeting for the marriage on Etsy
Teio's ass and pussy taste like hachimi
>>539723294>Hachimi_fondling_my_nipples.mp4
>>539719191Here's mine I try to bring Matikanefukukitaru as my ace every CM, if I have to replace her or bring someone else, then I've failed as a trainer. If it means I miss a title, so be it
even these generals are starting to slow down
>>539721453is this spposed to be funny?
>>539723719Tuna fish
me force feeding grass the most vile late parent deck known to man over and over again.
This game is so unbelievably frustrating. I've been doing nothing but Sky runs for the past 3 days, but I can't even reach A rank because my cards fucking refuse to show up on their specialty. I have genuinely got a triple rainbow once.
>>539719191tfw still no good sparks on any of them
>>539723719why are there steam clouds?
>>539723814skill issue
>>539723814>f2p lil bro trying to build CM frontrunnerslollmao even
>>539722180Idk but it's hotI love psycho women
dying general for a dying game
>>539723814>Those cardslil bro there's a F2Pchad option where you raise pace chasers.
I love this umacel.
Gyaru sex
How do you cope?
>>539722947Growing up at a daycare center and taking care of everybody in sight for as long as she can remember
>>539723719I need to imbibe that nectar straight from the source!
>>539724062this is honestly the worst thing that can happen in a parent run short of not hitting a critical skill like groundwork, it just feels like the run was worthless before you even get to the spark screen.
>>539724062do another run or just fap
>Look at my deck for MLB stuff that aren't free>My only MLB Speed card is Sweep Tosho>My only MLB Power card is Agnes Digital>My only MLB Stamina card is Mayano Top Gun>No MLB Guts card>My only MLB Wits card is Marvelous Sunday
why the fuck do i need red shift for late/end closers
>>539724156>or just fapafter or during the career
Bros what's a good deck for Falcon (not for CM just in general)
>>539723719She does this when she wants me to cum in there, having my cum in her panties makes her comfortable
>>539719975https://kemono.cr/patreon/user/95034985/post/136123305
>>539724207both
>>539724206in theory it can activate at the right moment for late or end.
>doing Brian’s career>2nd place in a random classics race 3 runs in a rowI just want to see the ending where she wins the triple crown and all the senior year races
>>539724340i dont get howisnt the activation condition last corner which begins WAYYY before last leg?and there will be a minimum of 6 frontrunners per race so how do you ever satisfy the position requirement??
>>539724206You really don't, you just need Ryan's ult
>>539724240
some curses are blessings in disguise
Thoughts?
>>539723325
do people actually believe that blockushin is easy to build? Lmao
>>539724546cow in a horse game
>>539720756>hey that rudolph looks familiar>eh, won't pass up another good grandparent for my own spark parents>already followed and it was infact the same exact rudolph I used for my three runs this morningand now its gone forever because of seiun sky. curse you and your seiun sky, your rudolph was meant to train MY seiun sky.
>>539724424there's still a lot of people just running a blocker front, rooms aren't all 2-3x fronts.
>>539724584Blockushin is one of the easiest umas to make, you don't even need MLB shit.
>>539724567But you said Techyon was the reddit wife?
>>539724627what are the most common winners?what are the most common team compositions?heavy front or heavy late/end?
>>539724603Just use the bourbon that he used to spawn his own Seiun Sky it's basically just as good. You are on that guy's friend list, right??
>>539724446>>539724240
>>539719849>No Top GunLooks like SOMEONE didn't win the raffle to her exclusive Umafans.
post something hopeful
>>539724546My wonderful daughter.
Thoughts right now?
>>539724663your 700 power 900 wit bakushin aint blocking shit bro
>>539725005absolutely none
>>539724957I just scored 1st! On the Hopeful Stakes! This is the run!
>>539724957
>>539720756AIIIIEEEEE I WAS STILL USING THAT RUDOLF
>>539725005food
>>539725005I will request more dirt shoes
>>539724546I don't think any of her kids became successful
Guess the blue and pink spark!
>>539725005I wish to not think right now
>>5397252151 guts 3 long
>>5397252153 blue and pink is that what you wanted me to say huh
>>539724957>>539725005
>>539723814Pretty sure most cards especially SR have low specialty priority until 3-4lb
>>5397252151*gut 1* mile
>>5397252151 guts 1 pace chaser
>>539725005Do I really need Ryan's innate on Vodka? I don't want to have to stare at Ryan's disaster of a head while checking over my ace.
>>539725005It's over.
>>539725215Wit 1
>>539725259>>539725274>>539725293Ahahahahahaha! Haaaahahahahahahaha! Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!>>539725305HAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
>>539724883>Was going to post and prove I was following a different loaded bourbon I had used before>There's no bourbon to be seen in the guest listno, no... you can't do this to me. All my Seiun parents, they're pulling them off the shelves! WHERE ARE THEY GOING. TAKE ME WITH YOU.
>>539725401
>>539725126the woke dirties are spreading hateful actions againi will track down the identity of everyone promoting red shoe hate speech in this thread and report them to their danchoui encourage all of you to do the same
>>539721648>>539721696>>539721718>>539721873>>539721912not awful not great
>>539720487considering that Ogurin wasn't allowed to run in the classics, I wouldn't be surprised if there was extra powerful umas to mog her there
>>539725097>>539724603I wish I could set more than one borrow parent bwos.. But it seems that more people are interested in the Seiun. If you want, I can alternate between the two every now and then during the day.
>>539725401>guts 1 pace chaser 2I know your pain brother... I had that exact combo twice yesterday in a row on my spark farming runs. It never gets any easier...
>>539725664yeah bromake a schedule so people know what time which parent will be up
I can think of two things I like bigly about this uma's design.
pls send me your matikanefukukitaru picsneed to increase my collection
>>539725401WHYIS IT ALWAYS GUTS EVERY SINGLE TIME
>daily pack runs out today>can only pay through steam wallet>amounts I can add to steam wallet are either 99c too little or $5.01 to much>sell some sold dota items to make up the 99c>$1.37 pendingMan this is annoying.
>clicking through my rp for the day>get this score on a lossWha?
so the formula is blockushin + 2 end closers and just laugh at all the retards who followed trannytubers and spreadsheet autists?
>follow guide recommendations of 3spd 2pwr 1wit for cancer aces>never hit the stat goals>take out the wit and throw in another speed and immediately hit every stat goal but -80 witwhy do I listen to these fuckers? I'd need at least 5 double+roamers/triple rainbow speed trainings late career to hit 1200 on a +10% speed growth uma running 3 speed, that's easily 20+ runs to get a single good aceI don't fucking have time for this bullshit
>>539725882There was some cool manga style image of her seeing the path of fortune or something. Hope someone can post it again
>no one in uma is putting up cancer lobbiesit's over cm3 is dead
what is Spe but slutty
LS Oguri Cap (as in peak) for mega gambling and peak entertainmentPace El Condorito with Angling in the rare occassion she is 2nd and activates Plancha, she will overtake everyone and rocket to the finish lineFront Daisca because she is Ichiban in my heartWith this strategy you are playing to win and bounce back off other people strategy like debuff neichas and blockushin
>>539726098Everyone's circumstances are different, umadacchi. Nobody can give you a recipe for success, you have to figure it out for yourself. Keep up the good work!
>>539726098I've mostly gotten into the habit of only pressing wit a few times in career and on off turns in the summer. Habit from CM2 training that I should probably try to break...
>>539726262do you not see people eating a gun trying to get ground work and decent sparks.
>>539725815I'm too lazy and not autistic enough for a schedule and don't think it's even worth that much attention, I'll try to switch to rudolph everyday for a couple of hours before the reset. At least till I get 9* gw 3* blue Seiun.
How much fucking stamina do you need in career again? my golshi failed fucking Tenno Sho Spring all 4 times and I was like 700/550/700 at that point so what the fuck? Dont tell me i failed a fucking gut check??
>>539726262I'm in inheritance training hell and don't have a single ace yet.
>>539726529God I love
>>539726529>>539726614
>>539726529I love america
How's everyone's Cancer Cup grind going? I wish this had Mile S but for me this is good enough to move onto a second Ace now.
>>539726529>>539726614>>539726670>>539726713so THIS is what they mean by american soft power...
>just got guts 1* pace chaser 2* after catching up to thread
>>539726795Missing 1 damn parent, it's a 1/7 shot at the pink I need and then I can move onto my aces, might build my blockushin tomorrow just to get my mind off the parents.
>>539726795Nice ace anon. What cards did you run? My speed/power lacks if I try to push for 600 wit.
I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free...~
>>539726795>How's everyone's Cancer Cup grind going?Shut the fuck up. Don't ask. Just shut the fuck up and leave me in peace.
>>539726998based
>Still no 9* stat 9* turf/mile 9* groundwork 9* ura parent on DBGet to work, i wanna borrow something good.
>>539726795I grinded and got a groundwork parent but can't get a good front runner going and I made the best Vodka i'll ever have and she loses every lobby I join
>>539726795absolutely dogshit, I haven't even gotten a good spark parent yet. Trying to go for El Pasa, Mayano, and Seiun for my three aces but no progress made. Still plenty of days left to prep but god it feels bad seeing people already having their kitted out aces while I'm still stuck banging two sticks together expecting to make nuclear fission or something.
>>539726554damn bro thats goatedwait for the spark reroll feature and this will be insane
>1 (one) skillpoint off from buying thingDamn if only I wasn't unlucky.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58I2-JtQx1w
>>539726262do you want to test my Open league tier Suzuka that doesn't even has enough stamina for Mile? that what I managed to train so far
>>539719610I cant' even state how insane this would be after the first tachyon event.
I think somethings wrong with my affinity. 15 mile and 9 groundwork sparks and only 1 groundwork procced in 6 runs
I need to see her put it on
>>5397269928 speed 9 stamina parents. Got really lucky with multiple consecutive double/triple speed rainbows and hit 1200 during the post-URA finale awards.
>>539727248You need 18 groundwork sparks for at least a 30% chance of getting it in a run
>>539727250Only Grass Wonder will get to see that
>>539727076No one is going to post that parent. Get to work!
>3 +30 energy events in junior year>already have tail held high and standard distanceThis is it. This is the parent run.
give me one reason why i shouldnt be able to just buy a 9* stat 9* turf/mile 9* groundwork 9 parent
>>539727415how do you check race history during the career?
>>539727351imagine being such a cuck
>>539727447they're freelong as someone actually managed to make one to borrow. So good luck with that.
>>539727447Don't give cyjews ideas...
>>539727514hamburger button -> career
>>539727336The chart says 4 parent 5 gp is 57% per inspiration
>>539727563Oguri is that you
>>539727234Isn't that event just +1 to the spark? Or does it upgrade it to 3*?
80574527scuffed CM practice
>>539727650https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamburger_button
>>539727563thanks, an explanation I can understand
>>539727672the former but you get 3 of the items per event.
>>539727336I still haven't had a single run where groundwork didn't trigger, I'm using 15* sparks.
>>539727225That guy's a react slop content stealer who has no original ideas of his own.
stinky
>>539727834Well maybe, but at least he won 0 CMs.
>Make new uma>She's good - capped speed and S distance, I'm proud of her>Shove her into TT>She's at the last race>Mood: Awful
>>539727820I was making things up, I get groundwork nearly every run with like 6* sparks
>>539727795Damn, that's good to know. Maybe I should settle with what I have and stop chasing that statistically impossible Seiun then.
>>539727732THAT'S WHAT IT'S ACTUALLY CALLED!?WHAT THE DA HECK
>>539727225>48 minutes of slop versus Seriru's 6 minute videos
Slutguri
>>539728000iirc the first tachyon event isn't for quite a while though
>>539728057>he doubted
Wife City
>>539728057weirdly enough this isn't the first time i've replied to someone in /uma/ with a wiki page on an oddly named ui element >>535355608
>>539727707
>>539726492i think its good to let her as backup even with 1* stam, i personally would use her now then put on a fridge until the tachyon event comes and i use it to make her 9* stam 9* turf 9* groundwork
>>539723814>>539723814Bro I think you are using the wrong cards
>>539728297Scarletbros...we lost twice to her...
Is there a UMA tier list?
>>539728759Sorry Cheval, I aint gay
>>539728057what the heck i just thought it was a 3 liner
>>539728759
>>539728571Yes! Ogurin is number 1, the rest are trash. I hope my tier list it's useful to you.
Late bros, how often do you proc red shift at a good time? Don't you get pushed to 5th place too quickly...?
>>539728571>S TierSweep Tosho, Nishino Flower, Tokai Teio>A TierManhattan Cafe, Tamamo Cross>B Tiereverybody else>F TierMaruzensky, Symboli Rudolf
>>539729031the trick is to run triple late surgersat least one will proc pump into red shiftI recommend King Halo
>>539728920>>539729139Posts that give off "rape victim" energy
>>539729258I doubt those Trainers have been raped.
>>539729139you list is backwards anon
>>539726262i did some lobbies to test some umas i did that were good, but i got back to inheritance hell
How do I make it onto the "Raped by Umas" list
>>539729139Teio isn't a loli you goddamn baboon
>>539726795My best run but I failed to get any relevant green hints so better try again tomorrow.
>>539729687By not being so desperate for it you slut. Maybe shower before you meet your trainee and you'll get lucky.
https://twitter.com/jamir_grhd/status/1969030208402436564
Is it worth putting It's On on a late gambler?
>>539726795This was a test run with a new deck and legacies. Maybe this will be the one that gets me there in the next 2-3 days.
>>539729983https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vS-cgYpuwnoSWe2gS3A0cG4-4P7r7Upy1iIZ_sKlcd_MBRK1CCF2YXisVeNEDY7xSTgwsGD4X8y9G0o/pubAccording to this yes
>>539727415Called it. It's really that simple. You just have to call it. Just call the fucking run. FUCking finally.I take back what I said here >>539718839. This game fucking ROCKS. This game is fucking AWESOME man. God I'm so fucking juiced up on selectively-bred horse cum. Holy shit I LOVE horses so much bros. This shit is fucking OP. I don't even give a fuck if I have no green skills and only 1* mile. Horses are so fucking cool man I love breeding them. God damn. I fucking love this gbame. FUCK This game.
>>539727327I see you too have given up on groundwork inheritance and threw in a card with the hint.I theoretically should have a better deck than you but I'm running 15* stam. I'm afraid to go lower than this because seiun's campaign is literally dante must die mode where I gotta get a mile runner to tank all G1 longs
>>5397242463 speed 2 power 1 wit.
>>539730073>Furious Feat is available on SSR Oguri Cap and SSR Bamboo Memory power cards>SSR Bamboo Memoryshant be using gaslight guide
>>539729559>>539729258wrong!
>>539726795Die fucking painfully is how it's going.
>>539730269In that case it's understandable that you'd be avoidant of the larger Umamusume and or Cheval.
>
>>539730131I want to make a Front Smart Falcon so I need all my borrows for turf spark parents, and I have no Groundwork parents of my own, so I'm forced to make do. I used to have Ines Fujin instead of Special Week but it was basically impossible for me to hit 1200 speed so I gave up on Mile Eater/Playtime's Over.
>>539730385Dream come true.Rich lady hiring me to work for her for great pay...
She won TaurusShe won GeminisShe WILL win CancerShe will be the Triple Crown champion this timeFate will not steal her divine right againI will make sure of it
>>539730385
>he is a guy in his late 30s or early 40s with a fading hairline.
>>539729031Very often.
>>539729694It's a cuteness tier list
>>539730582>early 40s with a fading hairline.Stop doxxing me, fucker.
>>539730582Thanks for reminding me that 26 isn't Ojisan territory.
>>539730582the weaker the male the stronger tha lust of their umas towards them
>180 affinity>never get turf OR mile ever>losing my fucking mind>go for worse sparks but 200 affinity>turf+mile on the first inspirationi am now an affinity believer
>>539730582>I’m too young for top cunFuck
>>539730582sadge that 22 isn't ojisan territory
>>539730385>noooo you cant decide all willynilly >asks the rookie trainer of team sirius to become one with her during her emotional breakdown The audacity of this hypocritical slut
>>539730730>1.8x compared to 2x
riders in the wild
>>539730801oh i didnt know it worked like that. that explains why my 151 affinity groundworks sucked so bad
>>539730582I've had it since I was a kid, but I got one of those widow's peaksThat close enough?
>>539730582w-why is she licking her lips...? Am I being targeted?
today I learned that haru's genes are the equivalent of uma cancer and taint almost all inheritances
>>539730582>turned 40 about a month agoLet's go
>>539730582umas prefer stinky males after all
>>539726262I put in and no one join so I just open it to pub.
> Sometime mid OctoberThey couldn't pick a date?
>>539731016That's a lie. My Trainee keeps asking me to shower before I meet up with her and I keep not doing it so she doesn't attack me.
>>539730818>Ogurin nowhere to be seen>Probably ate her bike.Understandable.
>>539731131>he missed the end of service announcementIt goes live when it goes live, anon.
>>539731131>midONE MONTH YET LETS GOOOOOO
>>539731016Unless you have that asian antistinky gene, wash your crusty ass
>>539731131Oh, I thought we only had about two weeks.
>>539731131>register 10 oct>actually start 14 octmid october sounds about right
>>539731131EoS soon!
>>539730818No Vodka?
>>539728973
Make sure to do your daily pulls!
Holy SHIT she wants me BAD
>>539731131you don't deserve a date
>>539731520fukufuku love
>>539731491>attempts Curren on her banner>Weaker Mcqueen and Anime Teio rolls instead of Currenthanks for reminding me of it
>>539729694She's loli enough for me.
>>539731442
>>539731131So probably around October 13-17, good that's plenty of time still.
are you finally taking a break now that CM3 is coming in the middle of october?
Next thread?
>>539730582Mayano is definitely a top made-for-ojisan uma.
How do you calculate affinity?
>>539731946yeah fags take a break, I will take care of your umas in the meanwhile
>>539731520Yeah?Her senior career boils down falling in love with her trainer because he just deals with her fortune bullshit and doesn't shy away from her
gimme an image for the next bread, first come first serve, if another anon makes another bread i'll keep them for future breads
>>539731946>is coming in the middle of octoberCM2 also came in the middle of September. What break?
>>539732093
>>539731996No. This is the end. Final thread. End of Service. Thank you for playing.
>>539731946based off my luck the past week trying to spark farm, no I need all the time I can get.
What the FUCK
>>539731946If by break you mean catching up on the anime so I can watch Cinderella gray s2 in a few weeks, sure
fat bread>>539732258>>539732258>>539732258
>>539732194Same here. The grind never stops!
>>539732093Anything that's not yuri shit will do.
>>539732036https://gametora.com/umamusume/compatibilityyou have to calc race bonuses by hand though
So the plan is to bringSmart Falcon frontDebuff natureMy wifeEz win?
>>539731946Why should I do that? I just play random careers and send my best umas
>>539731946>two "good enough" groundwork umas already donethat gives me about a week each to highroll better versions of them and another week for whoever my 3rd will beno rest will be had
>>539733367which umas do you have?
>>539716480>DAT drip>DAT aura farming stanceAyo sheesh
>>539731946
