no sudden movements editionPrevious: >>539651878>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 squad-based crossplay PvE coop third-person shooter for PC, PS5, and Xbox Series X/S. 4 players fight against hordes of insectoid fungus-crabs, killbots, and squiggers to spread Managed Democracy™. Players wage war across a contested galaxy, deployed to procgen battlefields, and rush to do as much as possible behind enemy lines while constrained by a time limit, colleagues, and patience in the face of Swedecode. With Joel's blessing, a planet may be defended or liberated, and the player is based if they combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a better game, being a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting whose mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>MODDINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/>MAJOR NEWSODST WARBONDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUC24yAP7SoINTO THE UNJUST DEEP DIVEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJi8VsvnkoEDUST DEVILS WARBONDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5L-UQQIFQhw>LATEST PATCHESSep 04 1.004.001 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/516346126609155527Sep 16 1.400.002 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/787688820859470905
>Squad Impact: 1
>>539714908Genuinely never understood or cared to find out what this isI just drop in and shoot stuff and then turn the game off when I'm done
GOD FUCK OFF SCOUT STRIDERS DO NOT NEED RAGDOLLING ROCKETS
did bot ragdoll get worse? feels like it's way more prominant, even outside warstriders
BUFF NOW
>>539715335unflinching armor should also reduce ragdoling so this perk can finally become worth shit
this game is ass
>>539715560>we reduced the drag on the Slugger to make it more competitive at medium range>drag actually increased even more>reloading the slugger has a 5% chance per round reloaded to crash the game but only on Plains biome planets for some reason>usage doesn't go up>bugs will never be fixed due to not enough people reporting them
>>539714075>gatling is a thousand rounds of the medium MG with ass spinup>rocket is an oversized commando with 2 meters of splashversus>200 rounds of zero delay AP5 autocannon spam>over twice the splash radius per shell (4.5m)the poor patriot never stood a chance
>this is what the game looks like for xkeksholy fucking grim
>>539715947gatling arm is kino though.
>>539715560where is this?
>>539716015How do you see platforms next to name?
>>539715947the rockets one-tap things that would take like 10 autocannon shots though
>>539716257xbox only
>>539716015It's nowhere near this bad on PS5, is this from like Xbox Series S or something?
lobby doko
>>539716015damn this looks worse than when I was using an i7-6700k and GTX 1080
>Fully charged epoch is supposed to have level 5 armor pen>keep getting deflection markers on bot tanks despite having the same level of armorAm I missing something? Besides making the mistake of using this thing in the first place
>>539716269the rockets don't hit any of the relevant thresholds for one tap on bugs anymore, but you do get a nice combo of rocket + spew with minigun for most shit.
>quasar>eat>orbital laser>500kgam i welcome in your d10 bot lobbies?
what the fuck is the point of heavy armor when you can take medium with extra padding and preserve a dece mobility? Taking heavy makes you slow as fuck and gives you 0 advantages. Are there any hidden swedish stats behind fatso armor?
Commando or EAT?Commando having 4 shots is more damage no?
>>539716674Might be good on extermination missions where you're not going to be moving around as much
>>539716659rapes you in real life*
>>539716674Show me mid armor with Fortified
>>539716696Commando is better for bots, both are worthless vs illuminate, EAT clears for bugs
>>539716452>tfw i5 6400
>>539716674>hidden swedish statsThis reminds me of Vermintide.Why do swedes love to hide stats so much? Is it taught in school over there?
Very sick of seeing the noob barrage in my games. You are a nuisance.
>>539716015>SNOY game deliberately performs worse on competitor’s platforms>SNOYbois treating this as some epic win for SNOYCurious…
>>539716976Pro tip: Don't walk into the fire.
>>539716816Enforcerthe only armor you ever need to wearit is slightly heavier though
>>539716674the point is to have other passives as an optionjust take a mobility scooter/mech/backpack and it barely matters
mfw i used the AT Emplacement for the first time today, This shit feels like cheating on non city maps for bots
>>539716269Even at a 1:10 ratio the Emancipator will still kill more heavies and structures since the Patriot only has 14 of those rockets.Don't get me wrong I can't get enough of that seizure inducing muzzle flash on the minigun in HDR on dark planets but the Emancipator is just better overall.
>>539716015works on my machine
>>539716674Vibes
>>539716696EAT for bugs, Commando for bots
>>539717041That's the problem, retards put fire in the way on all three fronts.
>>539716816Exterminator
>>539715857Based gingger
Is there any reason to use the mech with the minigun when the mech with quad autocannons can destroy everything in it's patch? They need to buff the minigun to heavy penetration to compete.
>>539716816there's b-24 enforcer with 130ish armor and fs-34 exterminator with perfect medium stats. Latest one looks dope as well.There's also a single light fortified armor too
>>539715857what is this thing?
>>539717319I can't explain it, I can't back it up with numbers, I just feel like the patriot is better
>>539716354Tsukuyomi my wife
If you don't just go for the coolest looking armor, you are gay
>>539717319>in its patch
>>539717319I like firing the minigun in little bursts vs chaff hordes
>>539716976>dumb retard can’t stop bumbling into active barrages or flames>is upset about it/hdg/
>>539717319Not really. Patriot rockets should to EAT damage, maybe a bit less (currently they are Commando rockets).Heavy pen on machine gun
>>539717319The minigun actually is quite a lot of damage, if you efficiently use the missiles and minigun you can get a lot of mileage out of it. A double minigun mech would be hilarious against the Illuminate.
>>539716015No it isn’t lmao
>>539717319>buff Patriots minigun to AP4>ammo down from 1000 to 500>reason: realism, bigger bullets required more space :)you rike?
>>539717653>No double minigun mech>No double rocket launcher mech with reloading pods like the rocket devastators>Instead we get content taken away for 5 weeks
>One shot through the wall by a fucking cannon turret>Retard across the map reinforces me for no reasonIm so tired of this fucking game
i just want big tiddie robot helldivers without having to resort to modsgirls frontline/nikke/arknights crossover when?
>>539716976>they immediately throw a 380 after the napalm ends
>>539715857>this isn't the game we boughthe says, after fundamentally changing the game after the 60-day troon patch
Why won't the game let me bring four gas strike orbitals? Is it stupid?
>>539715857my based diver
>>539717319it has a niche in that it's got a rotary gun and rockets and has more of a clear 'use this for small problems, use this for big problems' sort of arrangement, and it also isn't as likely to ragdoll teammatesemancipator is more of a general solution to all obstacles type thing, but the gap between them became a lot more obvious when the rupture bugs existed since every emancipator shell could knock the bugs out from underground while the patriot really only had the missiles to work withmy personal gripe with it is the rocket launcher more than anything else because for a big-ass rocket that's twice the length of a full recoilless shell, the fact that it does a third the damage and has a paltry two meter splash zone feels ridiculously wrong
Who is the Dosh Doshington of Helldivers?
>>539715857Are zoomers literally unable to form their own opinions without listening to some random youtuber or asking chatGPT?
>>53971850737-star general Tyrone Jimenez-Singh
where can I find a femboy to play helldivers with
>>539718507Me
>>539718578>"if everyon has the same issues then its not because its a widespread issue its because a youtuber told them"you are fragile
>>539718507Commissar Kai
>>539715857>dumb gay retard tells devs what to do>devs are dumb gay retards and listen>dumb gay retard gets exactly what he wants>turns out what he wanted sucked ass and devs have to course-correct>dumb gay retard mad at the end result of his wishes being grantedcolor me surprised
>>539718737>that bulgei need it deep inside me
>>539718807you are projecting
>>539717528>tfw steel trooper lvl 150 space cadet
>>539718737you can find plenty of them right here, just look for posters who spams "lower the difficulty" and asking for X and Y to be nerfed, 99% of them are brown though
>>539718167
My dream for Helldivers 2: game now weights only 30gbs...
>>539716976genuine subhuman shit
hello hello, lobby desuwa
>>539719428You can currently get it down to about 90GB with Compact or CompactGUI but we'll have to wait for them to take out all of the redundant assets to get it down further.
>>539719686I just got more beer let's get this shit donelobby decides factionsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775244399643864/76561198289235774
>>539719428something something monkey paw and now the game has only 1 front.
>>539719791
>>539720016Turn on crossplay to fix (i wish i was joking)>>5397197913/4
>>539719428but gigabytes are heavier than kilobytes
My game gets lots of hang sometimes, which kind of culminates in a crash
>>539718807>>539719212You are fragile like old people skin
>>539716976>it's yet another noob throws a napalm barrage into the nest/outpost episodefucking sick of this rerun
I gotta let mud out my ass every hour and my b-hole stings for a while afterwards and there's no sign of it stopping
>>539716976>Be me>See red beacon>Decide to stand there and stare at the person who threw it (if I move they win)>Die>Go to 4chan and make a diary post about how mad I amYou won, bro.
>>539720885>arrive at nest >noob throws fire on it so we have wait
>>539716674because I want extra grenades and less recoil AND 150 armour
This thing is wicked ass.
Mintoria can go fuck itself.
>>539721085How
>>539715560it's called the deadeye
>>539721085You're definitely doing something wrong
>>539716197Helldive.live
>>539721092is this junji ito?
>>539721164>round reload
>>539716354>>539716452he's on PC and gutted his graphics settings in the config, he just plugged in a controller
>>539721092strand-like next faction confirmed
>>539721092This is a cool image
>>539720518Oh yeah then why dont they call them tonbytes
>>539721092kojima... I kneel...
>>539716946perhaps they are taught to fear and despise the minmaxxers so vainly try to hide stats
>>539721403Round reload guns are unironically better. You're suffering from a skill issue if you can't use them.
Solo silo is probably my favorite stratagem they added in a warbond ever, we should have had this type of shit earlier
Convince me to stop using>500kg>Quasar Cannon>Mobility Backpack or Drone>Machine Gun TurretI feel like I'm not trying any of the more out there unique stuff because these are so reliable
>>539721403So does the slugger??
>>539721092>Start of the game, shoot robots>End of the game, kill godCool JRPG
>>539716620probably has to do with the projectile sucking and all the dmg being backloaded into the explosion
I'm going to PISS and when I get back, you WILL post a lobby for me.
>>539716976use the fire-resistant armor bozo
>>539721995I have a mouth though, can't you... you know...
>>539722149I am... NOT going to do that.
>remove nigger turret ragdoll spam>replace lag grenade spam with heavy dev missile barrage>Make crotch take two rockets to kill, shouldn't be 1 rocket anywhere except for:>ap3 heatsink on back>hip hinge stays weak point, cut damage necessary to break them in half. 1 fully charged railgun shot, 2-3 amr shots, 10-11 HMG shots.There I fixed this thing. Arrowhead hire me
>>539722210AND JUST LET HIM FUCKING DIE?
>>539718156
>>539719428>weights>referring to file size as weight in the first placeBROWN
Eravin getting bred by fat ugly bastards...
>>539722487
>>539716976based shitter exposer, just like all the anons that usually get carried by red stratagems that cried and pissed their pants over caves
>>539720579thank swiggercode
Its good but good luck trying to charge up a shot when your getting ragged by 20 rocket devs and striders
>>539722656Cover.
>>539721673Have you tried the orbital walking barrage?
>>539719721What's that?
>>539718578A broken clock is right twice a day.
>>539722934https://github.com/IridiumIO/CompactGUI
>>539722876No, should I?
>>539722849>Go behind rock>Rocket hits rock>Get raggedGuess cover doesn't stop the rockets shockwave
>>539721403The deadeye is unironically the best shotgun in the game
>>539721403So is the slugger, shartard>>539721673Try the eagle airstrike or strafing run instead of the 500kgBubble ShieldAT EmplacementMG / Minigun SentryFind your support weapon in a POI
>>539723000I will try this program!
>>539722250I think you mean>remove ragdoll AoE n cannons>increase accuracy to compensate>keep grenade spam because it's funny>make the grenade launchers affect main HP when destroyed, like the cannonsyour other additions are good, but I'd also add in the vent at the back you could whip grenades into that that playtester revealed you could do a couple threads ago
>>539723101True this game is fucked but it's still your best option
>>539723424I hate the grenades. The spam lags the shit out of my game and they aren't even effective. I'd make rocket pods that shoot dev rockets fly in every direction when destroyed.
>You may know me as Alexus, the most hated person on (the) subredditYour response Hellsissy?!
The AMR should be a primary. It would still be less powerful than the Eruptor.
>>539723695it 1 taps half the bots.
>>539723748So does the Eruptor, and even the Diligence.
>>539723000black magici thank you warlock of hdg
Is there still no mod to swap the democracy officer and the other bald bitch into actual human beings? (i.e. make them white). Fuck, I'd be happy with making them anime or some shit.
>>539721403[laughs in siege ready]
>>539723596They make you move out from behind cover and telegraph themselves before detonating, which rockets do not doI am sorry to hear they lag your game anon, swedecode is what it is. Have you tried lowering the GFX settings?
LOBBY
Looking for my default diversBots D10, need 3, extra points if you bring a liberator, default sidearm, and grenadesteam://joinlobby/553850/109775244402288811/76561198398394630
>>539724030Rockets with like a targetting laser on the floor where they are going to impact ala the squid jet would accomplish the exact same thing.
>>539723964they're both baked into the spaceship, except the demo officer's body, which is just the armor set called into existence under his head
>>539724150then those are just grenades that you can't kick back, what's the point
>>539724307The point is the spam is lame and laggy and rocket barrages are cooler and more effective.
>>5397241143/4
>>539724157Disgusting.Do we know a way to turn them white? Not even texture mods?
game has started performing like dogwater since yesterday. what the fuck did I do?
>>539724114full
>>539724541Dive on planets that aren't Plains type and see if you still have trouble.
>>539724541Same, game keeps freezing for about two seconds like it's about to crash whenever there's an explosion
>>539723638Humpty dumpty lookin' ass
>>539724539can't touch either of them unfortunately to my knowledge
Don't turn this setting down.
>>539723748Most primaries do
>>539724541>>539724683send them a strongly worded letter and say it happens to you on all three platforms (it's not lying because it's true)
>>5397241143/4 againsomeone's internet took a dumpy
>>539716015Based
>>539721436explain the platform icons then, nigger
>>539724857>Le epik reddit shake
>>539724114holy shit get in here
>>539725081Le epic reddit game.
>>539716976I always kick people that pick it.Plenty of other barrages that do the same thing without being a big "fuck you, now no one can pass through here except heavy enemies for the next 30 seconds".
>>539725068circle them
>>539724114STILL 3/4 GET IN
Love me some AP4 primary weapon.
>>539722484>metaphor that makes intuitive sense >retard immediately jumps to skin colorYou are mentally underaged and never had sex.
>>539724114Finally full
>>539722484>anon announcing to the general that he just shat himself>>539726025>retard thinking it's about skin
>>539726025melty
>bot lobbynope, not going to join that stuttering, lagging shit
LOBBYbugs this timesteam://joinlobby/553850/109775244399643864/76561198289235774
>>5397267282/4
>>539725719Leandivers DO look like that!
>>5397267283/4
just realized that if all of the samples go in the same container then that's cross-contamination
>>539726335>obsessed with poopBROWN
>>539725728>justice - judge>adjudicator - judgeI'm sorry anon, your waifu is already in the game under another name
>>539714725just got kicked from a game because I was the only one who extracted after the others blew themselves up after shuttle landed with a 380 and I didn't pick up their samplesnigga was mad as hell, I just wasn't really paying attention by that point
>All these YT videos in my feed suddenly sucking off the Missile SiloIs AH paying these fuckers? Everybody I've seen use it dropped after the first week, and even pubbies think it's shit.
>>539724114full btw
>>539727774It's fun enough for people to want to bring it even if it isn't super optimal. And it can very consistently destroy Command Bunkers in one hit from across the map which is cool.
>>539727773how do I respond without sounding mad?
>>539715857>does a big 6 hour stream outlining all the balance changes he;'d make>buffing liberator to 70 damage was his first suggestion>liberator is now at 80 damage and he still complains it's not enough damage
>>539728024Laugh at them for being mad about super samples when their shit should already be fully upgraded by now.
>>539728024>not my problem
>>539727774It one shots factory striders and the radius is really big. its like being able to manually aim a hellbomb
>>539716674>preserve a dece mobilityjust stim bro
>>539723424>add in the vent at the back you could whip grenades into that that playtester revealed you could do a couple threads agoI missed this. explain?
>>539718974this is the most delusional post on the threadno one asked for the game to have increasingly tanky enemies with no real weakpoints that reinforced the explosive and AT meta
>>539728023so can any AT weapon
>>539728145It's almost like things other than the liberator were changed, so that in the end it still feels weak
>>539728652>so can any AT weapon>command bunker main: 2500 HP>EAT damage: 2000>quasar damage: 2000>commando damage: 1100>AT emplacement damage: 1300>patriot rocket damage: 1250what did he mean by this?
I'm a newfag that just picked up the Eruptor after using Diligence for a bitHoly shit what a beautThankfully the melee weapons I wanted being timed Superstore exclusives allowed me to save some bonds for the Demolition pack, this shit is nuts on Bot levels
>>539728949You can customize it to give it an angled grip and iron sights, giving it great ergonomics, which, simply put, is how fast the weapon's muzzle will track your crosshair.
>>539728506>>539635884Assuming he's not talking out his ass, of course
>Ctrl + f "LtD">0 hitsLtD
>>539729180lick the dick?kinda gay anon
>>539728926>shoot twice with EATsyeah>shoot twice with quasaryeah>shooting three commandosyeah>shoot twice with ATEyeah>shoot twice with mech rocketsyeahall still faster than waiting for the shittersilo cooldown
>>539729320desu I would, the part of my brain that was supposed to like girl feet really likes girl penis instead
>>539729375girls don't have penises, tranny
>>539729448all the doujins I read suggest otherwise retard
>>539634514War Striders just don't want you to bother with AP4. They are far too tanky and zone you far too fast and for too long, for how much it takes to kill just one. It fucking sucks. Every idea they have to increase the game's difficulty is lazy and falls flat because it won't change the meta of Anti-Tank one-shotting every major threat, it just makes the non-meta weapons weaker.
>>539729448retard
>>539728024Fuck his mom and ground him
>>539728801>It's almost like things other than the liberator were changedyou mean like how hunters got their body health reduced, devastators got less head health, berserkers got less health overall and and their stomachs became a separate, weaker hitbox, chargers had their ass HP reduced from 1100 to 950 and lost 5% durability and how behemoths had their ass Hp reduces from 1200 to 950, how all chargers had their exposed inner torso flesh damage transfer to main increased to 300%, how predator stalkers were added and have less main Hp than normal stalkers, and how overseers lost armour on their inner chest so the liberator does full damage to it now?
>>539729752All good things. Bullet sponges are gay
People are living and joining missions like a revolving door and i can't tell if its crashing or ragequitting.
>>539728023>it can very consistently destroy Command Bunkers in one hit>in one hit>one hit>>539728652>so can any AT weapon>>539729335>>shoot twice>>shoot twice>>shoot three>>shoot twice>>shoot twiceI know basic math is often difficult for people with profound mental disabilities like yourself but having to shoot twice means it doesn't do it in the same number of shots as something that can do it with one shot
>>539730142>having to shoot twice means it doesn't do it in the same number of shots as something that can do it with one shotHow?
>>539730061I can, the ragequit retards are presumably xbox players who keep spamming reinforcement if it isn't done in 3 seconds
>>539729110I'm a big Armored Core nerd, I would be drooling over its attachments if it had more of them, I wanna optimize the shit out of it
>>539729448Girls technically do have penises, it's called a clitoris
>>539727774it's fun to shoot it at a bot drop and get 50 killsother than that it's shit>cd too long>call in time too long >have to wait for the designator to slowly come out>replaces your support weapon slot>has a scope with negative zoom >that shakes and sways like like it's your 4th day without meth as a meth head>all while hoping it doesn't catch a stray bullet or nade with 100% aggro priority it needs a lot of work
>>539729448Oh no, don't tell Tyler Robinson about that.
I haven't played in almost two weeks but I'm still mad at narrowhead. Is there anything new that I should be mad at them for?
>>539730619Most game make weapons overpowered at launch and then nerf them to the point of uselessness. Helldivers releases useless items so that they don't have to go back and make it trash after the fact, saving time on development.
>fog>night>megacity>someone has AP mines>audio glitching in and out while freezing>war strider seed>screen shake: highTOTAL. AUTOMATON. DEATH
>>5397306941 year anniversary of us last receiving an orbital stratagemthey release a new order like in the past that from the flavor text appear it will reward us with a new red stratagem or a mechday later they say lol lmao it just a shitty boost lol
>>539730694they made the new digger bug do unavoidable attack on players then remove them from the game for the next 5 weeks and the bot front is a stuttering mess
>>5397267283/4 again
>>539717653>quadruple minigun mech
>>539730872>>539730979Maybe it's because I don't have this shitheap installed but neither of these things seem all that shocking.Of course the sheer volume of retarded and broken shit has also just numbed me to anything that isn't mindboggingly retarded or broken.
Fucking hate niggers who make loadouts that depend on others because their niche ass build doesn't cover against a certain enemy or armour. I don't play this game to carry niggers that chose to be heavy on purpose.
>>539731335calm down Trowa
I keep seeing people leave as soon as everyone boards extraction. Are they crashing? Or does leaving during the cinematic skip the post credits screens while retaining all earnings?
>>539731559blame arrowhead for designing every faction to require heavy at
>>539731559its a co-op game dude>b-butno buts, go play a different game
>>539731730*at high difficulty
>>539731793d7 is not hight difficulty
>>539731750It's a co-op game, so don't make others have to be miserable on purpose carrying you because you want to chase your own fun like a selfish nigger. You nigger.
>>539731712It's faster to leave and join a new mission than it is to go through the extraction + back in the ship cutscenes. All your rewards are already accounted for as soon as you get in the ship anyway, so they don't give a fuck to leave as soon as the ship takes off.
Ideally, players specializing their loadouts would be the norm.
>>539731981Why do you feel obliged to carry them? Just pick your fun loadout and play the fucking game, if they die then that's on them, you troglodyte
>>539731559>>539731750>Builds my loadout to keep you supplied and healed>"WHAT THE FUCK!?!?! HOW FUCKING DARE YOU!!!!"Why are people like this?
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244409972072/76561198039845988Lynching some wirebacks
>>539728024You already responded with the best comeback.>no u
Wtf is the point of playing above difficulty 6 with randoms? There's no point. Maybe HALF the time if that, you'll have a decent game. I'm looking at lvl 65 players just panicking and jump packing around when a tank or a Warstrider doesn't die to his 500kg bomb.
>>539732208I am obliged because these faggots choose to play around me because of course their build cannot survive without a teammate. I just kick them when I'm host so they can suffer solo instead where their build can't function at all.
>>539724114GGs, Eagle murdered me twice so she owes me two blowjobshttps://files.catbox.moe/66jzhg.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/b3shqk.png
>>5397322972/4
>>539732380who cares?just carry the mission
>play team game>see teamplay>get mad
>>539732297failed 2 join
>Almost as much liberation on a planet manned by less than 600 players than a planet with over 35 thousand players on it.I'm starting to think Helldivers don't actually accomplish shit all and that it's SEAF pulling all the actual heavy work.
>>539732380fun
>>539732707I don't know these guys, I just share the lobby with 'em!
>make team game>make dedicated teamplay mechanics buggy and inconvenient>encourage solofaggotry>wtf why does no one want to play as a team?!
>>539732870>Makes stim pistol>Makes it complete ass to use>"See? We gave you what you wanted and you didnt use it! :^)"
>"Tee hee, I'm gonna be a useless piece of shit on purpose by running a niche/meme build! It's okay, it's a team game. Just be my babysitter for the next 40 minutes! What's wrong? It's a team game. That means you gotta be the adult and take care for me! Why are you mad? lmao XD"No. Get kicked.
>>539732950>It takes him 40 minutes to complete a mission even when he has a dedicated babysitterName a bigger self-report than this.
>>539732950Be an even more useless piece of shit to make him carry you
>>539732870he looks like Hitler would make a poster about untermensch with his image
>>539733092He's a serb so that checks out.
Paying attention to your teammates loadouts and picking in accordance with it used to be a default skill in Helldivers. Bufftrannies won thoughbeit so now you see opinions like this >>539732950
newfag here. rate my bug loadout>medic armorcombined with>hellpod space optimization (to spam stims non stop)>eruptor primary>thermal nades>orbital napalm>quasar cannon>machine gun sentry (for faster cooldown over gatling)>jump pack
>>539732950lmao, just wait until you join a /hdg/ lobby, I literally had to carry them by being a meta slave all the fucking time because these troons are allergic to AP5 weapons. They always bring AP4 garbage like the AMR and AC and expect (You) to kill all the tanks, warstriders and factory striders for them while the fuck around doing whatever the fuck
>>539733312>CRUTCH armor>CRUTCH booster>CRUTCH primary>CRUTCH nades>retard stratagem>CRUTCH support weapon>CRUTCH sentry>retard packDo better.
Reminder if you're not level 150 or in the Lv10-30 range then your opinion for this game does not matter
>>539733443Please explain
>>539733330I bring a backpack and 3 greens. How mad are you at me?
>>539733279>Paying attention to your teammates loadouts and picking in accordance with itNobody should expect and or does this in literally any casual random drop in co-op game. If you were the guy that picked medic instead of the class you actually wanted to play because the team didn't have medic in TF2 than sorry, you were a cuck.
lol, the eaglestorm on Mintauria is making the game even more unstable.
>>539733505If you pick the meta then its a crutch and if you pick anything else its retarded. Unless you take his exact loadout in which case you are a copycat who can't do anything original
>>539733330>just wait until you join a /hdg/ lobbyI would sooner drink water out of a toilet bowl than play with the schizos that infest this general.
>>539733505This is his way of flirting with you.
>>539733505just some pajeet trying to act high and mighty to distract him from the fact he just had a bowl of cow dung for breakfast
>>539733330Given that they got you to take antitank it appears to have worked.If it's not in my loadout, it's not my problem.
>>539733505the creature wishes to mate with you saar
>>539724628did a set on choepessa with no issue, these fuckin swedes are really chapping my ass
>>539733724Most of the shitflingers here are actively afraid of posting in /hdg/ lobbies. It's actually surprising how sperg-free the lobbies I join are. Granted I haven't played with /hdg/ in a month or two.
automaton titan class enemy confirmed
>>539734072>posting in /hdg/ lobbies*playing in /hdg/ lobbies
>>539733724The spergy schizos that infest every /vg/ general are not the chill anons who join our lobbies and have a good time. Legit everyone is chill and anons only ever sperg out when they get SWEDE'D
>>539730234Go back to school, dum dum.
>>539733776BASED AP4 CHADFUCK ATSISSIES
>>539734417almost had me
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244412250702/d10 botsincel corps
>>5397351893/4
>>539735189save a spot for me
>>5397351893/4 let her shoot at her you
>Game is handed to Valve>The game now gets a dev team that actually wants to work>They stop all the realism shit and make cool sci-fi guns>Ragdoll shit is removed>Enemy balance is fixed>We get the TF2 crossover>Get the Medic-gun>Finally get the rep-80 and and a minigun>Joel is completely thrown out>Someone who actually wants to tell a story replaces him>Liberation is fixed>Game survives for years to come
>>5397351894/full
>>539735684>Robutt medic's thicc black ass and thighs bouncing on over 8 inches of white cock.ZAMN
>>539716674>200 armor>ballistic shield>crossbow>talon>quasar>380mm barrage>incendiary barragegamer time>WHY THE FUCK DOES MY TEAM NEVER WAIT FOR ME
>>539735684>Game is handed to Valve>The game now gets a dev team that actually wants to worklol. lmao.
>>539734171nah it's gonna be more like this
>>539735898All the new characters and the visual update of Deadlock itself already has more effort and soul put into it than a single fucking year of Helldivers 2's game additions. Hell, Doorman alone looks like he had more love and care put into him than all the warbonds Narrowhead have put in the game.
>>539735898Valves lets devs choose what game they want to work on. So the people that are working on the game actually want to be there.
>>539735684i want my Mann Co-brand minigun that could accidently ignite me because they gave a huo long heater
>>539736331>Quick fix now explodes the hearts of lean body types and kills them instantly like in the Meet The Medic short
>>539729594>>539729636>>539730485>>539730690dumb niggers
>>539735684>dev team that actually wants to workValve's dev teams for their biggest games are on maintenance mode or offload work to contractors. They're a storefront first
>>539729752>pretendingConcession accepted.
>>539737408Damn bro, I didn't realize Utah State Prison allowed its inmates to use the internet.
>>539730142They all destroy it in one use of the stratagem, just like the silo, only with shorter cooldowns and multiple applications. Mogged once again.
Opinions on the laser cannon?
There's something absolutely fucked with Mintoria, I've got a 9800X3D and the jammers in that mission jam my fucking PC with 2 to 3 second freezes.
>>539737774Always bring it to bots, waiting for them to bring out a Dickle version of the LC
does unflinching reduce ragdolling?
>>539737724Omar, why are your women constantly chasing after white boys? It can't be just because they're not deadbeat dads, right?
>>539736323This has been confirmed change since before Half Life: Alyx
https://youtube.com/watch?v=n1MfJPJzn8I>Oversaars rape BerserkersBotsisters, is our faction a joke?
What should my next bot weapon be?>Already doneCoyoteAdjudicatorSluggerCrossbowEruptorPurifierDominator
>>539737871>instantly replying and seethingauthentic tiny dick energy, you're not fooling anyone little Billy
>>539737846I was taking out bot mortars across the map with that thing - shit rules.
>>539727774You bring it to bunker missions and nowhere else, its fucking garbage outside of that one situation.The huge explosion is deceptive as fuck with the AoE of the AP damage part of the Silo actually being small as fuck, might as well be a Railgun.
>>539737724I'm sorry you can only land a Laquesha, with her 8 previous baby daddies, Urkel.
first time stepping foot in this general; just curious...-why the fuck is super helldive this easy? i should be barely claiming victory from the jaws of defeat, but i can just lightly jog across the map with a patrol shooting right at me. strafe to the left, and we're all good... what the fuck?
>>539738371Because consoletards exist
>>539738371niggers on roddit and dicksword complained, AH bent the knee
>>539735995those are the laziest hands ive seen on a transformer
>>539738370this image isn't true, black women think I'm a fat retard too
>>539738371LtD
>>539729605I dont give a rat ass about its armor, its the grenade ragdoll spam what makes me hate them.>get tossed into a mine and die>get tossed into geometry and get stuck>get tossed into another nade and get tossed into another nade
>>539737774very consistent but long TTKvery funny if everyone brings it though, matches become laser tag
Every Destroyer gets a personalized Robutt.
>>539738371Literally everything you are asking for are on Oshaune, stop playing the brain dead easy faction like bot. Do not let the shitters in here gaslit you into avoiding the hardest content currently in the game right now
>>539738037Berserkers are probably tortured POWs given shitty chainsaw arms and programmed to run at enemy lines in the thousands. Oversaars are thousand-year-old elite warriors who've yet to master the art of running with their shield up and beat the berserkers through sheer tard strength.
>>539738774Robutt cosplaying as Mina from Deadlock when?
>>539738459>>539738617>>539738676oh you've got to be fucking kidding me. there's like 10 different difficulty settings to chose from, what's the point in crying over the hardest for being- well- fucking hard?infuriating.
Lobby?
Which slopbond is next /hdg/ ? >polar patriots>viper cummandos >ceremony whatever>force of law>wait for the next oneThis is all I have left. Thinking force of law for the zappy dog
>play the division™ 2™ after taking a long break>fight a small patrol with a melee enemy in it>turn my back for a sec to focus on another gank>I can hear the melee fucker sprinting at me from behind>reminded of all the times chargers have silently snuck up on meall they need to do is make their steps audible, even ubisoft understands the importance of audio ts pmo
>>539716674Not much, also armor has diminishing returns, specially that one. The jump from 150to200 is nowhere near as good as 100to150
>>539739052None of them are worth the SC, especially when the game is bloated with warbonds now
What's a song to listen to while diving?
>>539737861No>>539738084Diligence>>539738774I claim the one created by human hands
>>539739052Polar patriots
>>539739296https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7LlYUgayqE
>>539738786>the brain dead easy faction like bot.>Do not let the shitters in here gaslit youhello saar>>539739052polar patriots for the /fa/ and also because it has good wep(s)
>>539739296https://vocaroo.com/1iWaxxhBRopB
>>539738037i was told that doing this would crash the game. Now that i see this video is possible, there is literally zero excuse for arrowhead not to add multi-faction battlefields
>>539739545concession accepted botshitter
>>539739673anon he's solo on a map with nothing else on itthe second that becomes multiplayer with bases and patrols, it's shitting the bed and corrupting your hard drives and sending your dolphin porn stash to your parents
>>539739728bloody benchod i fuk u bloody saar thank yuo ttyl xoxo
>>539738371stop playing bots, THE redditor faction
>>539738786Enjoy it while it lasts.>>539715857Just made a 9 hr video to call for dev to make the game easier again. It suck thogj when the whole game provided some degree of challenge in multiple fronts, not just one sub faction on one planet.
>>539738037NOOOOO IT WAS A FLUKEA FLUKE
>>539739926calm down, Pajeet. Go play bot or something
>>539738371The only hard d10s are Oshaune or joining low levels that are 20-50 range in d8-d10 on predator bugs. But if they stick around theyll just copy you and itll be easy again.
S-surely we'll get a housecleaning update for liberty day.. ha-ha-ha....
>>539731867it should be, and D10 should be near impossible without the absolute optimal loadout and still very difficult with it
Lobby doko
>>539739378>DiligenceWill do. Any particular reason?
Literally just increase the amount of enemies can be spawned. More shit to shoot at > Gimping players and artificial difficult bullshits like random 1 shot
>>539740237>Go play bot or something>Pajeetnice mirror saar
>>539740954nta but it one-taps any human-sized bots, can pop devastators in one go if you land a headshot and can also knock their limbs off.
>>539740954It's very adept at clicking on heads from a distance, which is quite good against bots
>>539741201buddy are you okay?
>>539741436>buddy are you ok benchod?? Bloddy saar answer u mother fuk by trains man
>>539741268>>539741319What can the CS do that it can't? Don't Hulk/Tank heatsinks take med pen?
Loo pooers are something else
>>539741613Do all bot players talk like this in real life?
>>5397408782nd
>>539741748They do, but I forget the state of the CS' durable damage. In any case, the CS is your sniper rifle, while the diligence is your DMR. If you were gonna go for heatsinks, I'd bring the DMR to keep up the playstyle, but actually do good dmg to medium targets. CS is in kind of a weird spot, like most medium pen weapons
lobby NOWsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775244417910814
Why is Demiurg just being given to us?
>>539741894No amount of accusing people of being bot players is gonna stop you from being a jeet
>>539742183joel hit the slider by mistake and fell into a surstrommig coma
>>539742183It's isolated from the enemies, so they can't get reinforcements, which means SEAF is raping them to death.
>>539742204This is a very weird projection, maybe go easy on the cow dung alright buddy?
>>539742078Alright, thanks for the info.
>>539739672christ AI is terrifying
>>539742179FVLL
>>539742336That's a mechanic now? When was that added?We could really fuck up the bug front if we took Partion.
>>539741748hulks no, tanks yes
>>539742672the planet needs to be isolated from any connection another enemy planet
>>539742672>That's a mechanic now?The mechanics of the Galactic War are whatever the fuck Joel decides at that moment, anon.
>>539739296Bot divinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxYLMplSGwo
>>539742985Well now, that's some bullshit>>539743036Fair, but also you know what I'm asking. Don't be a pendant.
>>539716620The majority of the epoch damage is AOE. It trades everything for it to deal damage as a AOE. This is why its shit because its for people who can't aim with the normal AT alongside having a giant risk of killing yourself. Even the spear has no risk for its auto aim.
>>539739296>apc soonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbMXhKKuUfA&list=RDpbMXhKKuUfA&index=1
>>539735189ggswebm was lost because the file completely corrupted; shadowplay is fucking dogshit
ITS FUCKING OVER FOR HELLDIVERS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKsXez0UCjU
>>539743664Buy a fucking ad already you insufferable faggot
>>539743664trannies are seething hard at this video lol
>>539743664nyooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>539743513>no risk for its auto aim.Someone post the boomerang
>>539743513The big ass blue explosion its all for show. Its actual AoE its not so different from the other AT explosive options
>>539719428>https://github.com/IridiumIO/CompactGUIYour dream is possible. Don't let the dirty Swigger take free rent.
>>539743664>muh yootooberActually hang yourself
>>539743513isn't it 800/800 projectile/explosion damage though? if anything it's the explosion giving the ricochet symbol because outside of 3 meters the penetration of the explosion drops from 5 to 4
>>539743664Our response sisters?
>>539743664They hated him because he told them the truth
>>539744289hes right on every point and all we can do is call him mean names...
/vt/ranny content belongs in its designated board
>>539744289Erm...Just call him a Youtuber and dismiss everything he have to say as a coping mechanism or something like that, easy pz
>>539733443So, they're actually good?
>>539744398>actual dude with a webcam>virutal tuberI know you are brown but you didn't have to be retarded too
>>539743657salvaged it via some nigrigging
>>539743664>EGO > FUN>"GUCCI NIGGERS" is ruining Helldivers 2how did he bullseye it so fvcking hard?
>>539737846>Dickle versionplease let it happen although it would be too OP perhaps
>>539744597Holy shit you weren't kidding
>Need to choose between a useful armor passive or good looking armor because bacon apples
>>539744597>trying to melee a shield devYou deserved it, retard.
>>539743664Hes right though. People stop caring about "le heckin' funny satire" when it starts to actually make the experience miserable. People bought this game expecting an action game where youre the 80s action hero. Nobody cares about the satire. Its dumb and lame. Starship Troopers was satire as well and it was awesome. The entire joke of "Well actually you suck XD" isnt a funny satire when you start designing and balancing your game around this idea and constantly make unpopular changes so you can jerk off your "grunt fantasy"Go play fucking battlefront or battlefield if you want to be a grunt. The people that play Helldivers 2 clearly do not care for the joke and want to feel like an action hero because thats literally how the game was marketed and pretending "well thats part of the satire" stops mattering when your audience doesnt care.
>>539744597I like how you cut it off right as you get sent back so it looks like youre trapped in an endless loop.
>>539744962UM SAAAAAAR BLEASE REDEEM THE DIFFICULTY SAAAR ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME???
>>539745185SAAAAR YOUARE BROWN SAAAR NOT ME YOU SARRR
>>539744962>The people that play Helldivers 2 clearly do not care for the joke and want to feel like an action hero because thats literally how the game was marketedevery trailer they put out shows the helldivers being killed in stupid retarded ways
>>539745240SAAAAAAAAR REDEEM THE LOWER DIFFICULTY NOW SAAAAAR YOU BENCHOD PAKISTANI DOG DO THE NEEDFUL BITCH LASAGNA
>>539745316So what does this have to do with them making changes to constantly nerf player power? So because Helldivers die in silly ways in the trailer youre playing the game wrong if you actually want good weapons? What are you trying to say here?
What difficulty generally has lower level players?
kek, I love seeing jeetposts, it's honestly one of my guilty pleasure, shit makes me laugh every time
>>5397455569 and below
>>53974555610 is full of lvl 30 newfags now
>>539745412>they want to feel like an action hero>that's how the game was marketedit wasn't though. what kind of action hero dies in stupid retarded ways?
>>539745621Nobody bought the game because "WOW! LOOK AT ALL THE WAYS YOU CAN DIE!" People bought it for the Starship Troopers vibes and how cinematic the battles were.
>>539745621it was marketed as action hero nonsense, having funny deaths doesn't change that
>>539745710I bought it because I thought the satire was funny
>>539745770So is getting constant nerfs hilarious? Do you piss your pants laughing when the game just ragdolls you for 15 seconds straight for the eight thousandth time?
Ok, no shitpost. Why is this jewtuber supposedly wrong?
>>539745412>So what does this have to do with them making changes to constantly nerf player power?It's been a year since the 60 day patch what the fuck are you talking about. It has been buff after buff for ages.If you actually pay attention when you play this game it's pretty hard to die.
>>539744597my pov
>>539745710no thanks to their marketing thenwhich wasn't how you said it was marketed. you said it was marketed as an action hero game. "literally" even. the actual trailers they put out don't impress the action hero feeling when every other shot is a helldiver getting fraged by friendly fired, falling off a bridge, getting stepped on by a bile titan as they salute, getting cut down by brood commanders, and generally just eating shit.
>>539745925>If you actually pay attention when you play this game it's pretty hard to die.And when you do die its because of some bullshit completely out of your control and usually a one-shot. Call me crazy but I do think thats bad difficulty.
>>539745994You forgot to mention constantly showing divers shooting pen 2 at heavy and tank armor.
>>539745902Not LV150 and got banned from the discord.
Wtf is the point or the off-hand energy shieldShield bag protects you from sucker punches as well as everything then hand one does and it works with any gun and not just 1 handed stuff Metal shield mogs the fuck out of it, protects from melee and even protects your back when you aren't using it
>>539745994Youre completely going off on a tengent. What does the trailer having us die have to do with them constantly making bad decisions that deliberately make the game worse? Or are you unironically trying to say thats part of the satire?
>>539746159You have to be 18+ to post here.
>>5397455568 and 9 are swarming with retards these days>>539745616This sucks too
>>539746159it can take hits from cannon towers and regenerate
>>539746151>banned from the discordIf youre going to make people not like someone at least you can do is not make shit up
>>539746258shut up offhandoid>>539746313good >>539746365answer, thanks
>>539743664he just doesn't get that hd2 is a "realistic milsim"
>>539746365Never liked this fruity little metawhiner
>>539746228your position that the game should be balanced a certain way because that's the way it was marketed has no feet to stand on because it wasn't marketed the way you based that position on, but the opposite
>>539746514Okay, so what youre saying is, Arrowhead shouldnt change even though the people that bought their game has differing ideas on what the game should be and would make the majority happy with the game?
>>539746365retard
>>539743664Absolute skill issue if you get filtered by the post sprint weapon sway, you can literally see a big giant circle showings where your bullet will go
>>539746037>completely out of your controlThe amount of times I've seen people die from things "completely out of their control" 90% of the time it could've been avoided by taking cover or not running into the enemies or just generally paying attention and managing your resources.The other 10% of the time is Hivelords, Dragon Roaches, Shotgun Devs, and Leviathans. Things that are actually bullshit.
>>539746634I accept your concession.>>539746663>you can literally see a big giant circle showings where your bullet will goYes, i can see how its going everywhere I dont need it to be
>>539744060ah yes, in case I want the game to stutter more
>>539746727Move your crosshair then, it's very easy
>>539746727>i can see how its going everywhere I dont need it to bejust use armor with the peak physique passive
>>539746707>90% of the timeOh wow, a random anecdotal claim about how you only remember the things you can use to reinforce your confirmation bias. Now youre going to start posting webms to "prove" me wrong because obviously youre not biased
>>539746663still a retarded mechanic nigger
>>539746946Not at all
>>539746864>"Just swing your crosshair around, bro."You dont play the game.
>>539745710Starship isn't superhero though. Humans literally got shit on for getting too cocky in starship trooper
>>539747052Where did I say superhero?
>>539746997Enough hyperbole bud
>>539747052Not in the source material, which is also what Super Earth is based on. In the original humans have superpowered mechs each of which can genocide a planet in an evening, and they are deployed in squads.
>>539746880ergonomics has no influence on sway and peak physique doesn't reduce sway as part of its passive
>>539747191>No argumentIts not hyperbole when thats what you said. If you actually played the game you'd know how bad ergonomics on weapons are and swinging your crosshair around makes it worse.
>>539746838That's not how it works
holy shit the fucking stuttering with the bots, this shit feels like an open beta
>>539747278Ergonomics hasn't been an issue since they added upgrades. YOU don't play the game.
>>539747348Worse. Its open cheeks and arrowhead is going in without lube
Psionics warbond triggered by E-711
>>539746862>no pubes
>>539747613good, pubes are gross
>>539747521Xcom 2 style psychic guns would be really cool I forgot what they're actually called but it was like a pistol thing that your units used to aim/amplify their little mind blasts
>>539720990>he doesn't know how to aim through the flames>"i'm absolutely fucking useless when napalm barrage flames exist"
>>539721438God damn I would unironically love the next faction to be BTs.
>>539747736Nothing to aim at if you can't even approach
>>539747348>He haven't notice the version numberWe haven't even reached alpha yet.
>>539723054As a fag who keeps using your kind of loadout, walking barrage is good against megabases.
>>539747915You don't need to be right up on the holes.
>>539747521>huff gasoline>gain magic powersthe australian aboriginal way
>>539748113What about the ones facing away from you that can't be reached or seen?>inb4 just spam red stratagems
>>539747521Cosmic horror warbond triggered by E-711Sword that shoots beams that ignore illuminate shieldsCharged Missile Launcher that launches a portal to teleport enemies that can fit inside the orb 1km into the ground killing them instantly (or having them suddenly spawn in someone's cave mission)Grenades that open a rift into space that pull enemies in before kicking them out into the atmospherePistol with a 30 second charge that sends the target into FTL
>>539733312This is a solid bug loadout and covers most of your bases. I would make sure to bring a good secondary for when the bugs inevitably get right in your face as the eruptor would be suicide. Also I would recommend an eagle of some kind instead of orbital napalm. Multiple uses makes them more versatile. Strafe, 500kg, or air strike are my go-tos depending on mood.
>>539745860It's just a game, yeah
>>539746890I pay attention to what works and what doesn't and I changed how I played and what I brought to each faction as I kept playing the game. In my experience the majority of people complaining about balance is bad.I think the game is enjoyably difficult and much more fair than people claim. You think the game is too difficult and unfair.We could both do the same mission with the same loadout and come away with a wildly different experience. What am I supposed to say to convince you? We live in different worlds.There are plenty of complaints to make about the game but "The game is too hard" doesn't convince me at all given my experience from being a veteran and being a new player. The game is so much faster and easier (and more fun) nowadays than at launch.
>>539747663I agree with this statement, but only for women under 25, after 25 it's mandatory
>>539748542Not an argument.
>>539748545So let me ask you this then. Do you think random one shots are good? Yes or no.
>>539748639Was there a discussion
>>539748810Wrong anon, my bad.
What's with this one homo trying to pick fights with every post? Is ohdough actually here?
>>539748720An example? I can tell you I don't like Shotgun Devs, Hivelords, or Dragon Roaches one-shotting you. I don't know what you mean by "random".
What's with this one chad trying to pick fights with every post? Is ohdough actually here?
>>539748976
>>539748969Things like the enemy randomly locking in. A cannon turret nowhere near anyone deciding to shoot one person and one person only for no reason. Things like that.
stealth warbond with active camo backpack, Talon primary named Raptor, decoy grenade, and a liquid coolant armor perk that makes all your heatsinks max out substantially slower
gundam boy is cringe and ugly snd unfunny but somehow the most bearable and easy hd2 channel to watch by far
>>539749117We already had the stealth warbond. We even had to spend 5 minutes out of our exhausting 30 min work days to put a useless silencer effect on the guns. You need MORE??
>>539749061Yeah that is annoying I guess. Doesn't happen often enough for me to carry that frustration with me, we have 20 reinforces anyway.
>>539749202Do you think theyre good or no?
>why are people calling me, GUCCI NIGGERS, a fucking retard like they do every minute of every hour of every day I plague /hdg/???>could it be that... THEY ARE ALL THE YOUTUBER WHO IS LIVING IN MY WALLS RIGHT NOW AS WE SPEAK AAAAAAA AAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HELP ME ALEXUSMAN I'M GOING INSANEINTERPOL is going to shoot your dog dude
>>539749117You already have your dogshit stealth slop
Anons having a meltie
>>539749178the ODST perk could become meta as all fuck once we have a way to become human stalkersthink on itwe only get to kill these rapists because they're loud
>>539749275I called them annoying so do with that what you will.
>>539749428Sorry, thats not part of my grunt fantasy.
This is what no mf lobbies do to a general
>>539749458Thats not an answer. Do you think theyre good for the game or no?
>>539743664Why does he do a british accent sometimes???
>War Strider spam one map>Then nothing at all
>>539749536im working on it, but ive been hit with the call of doody, give me 15ish min
>>539749606He is racist against british people
>>539749359stealth needs to become integral.a way to turn invisible will finally unlock playstyles that can fully avoid triggering enemy reinforcements on cooldown and spending the whole mission holding M1.>b-but I want to hold M1okay then go do it, have the whole drop/breach to yourself anon. I'll sneaky beaky the objectives and ace the mission in record time with the other cool kids.
Why did this dog have such a reaction?
I give it 6 weeks before we find out the cause of the bad performance on PC is because Alexus slipped in a crypto miner.
>>539749680Ok stealthbro, play however you want*picks 380mm , walking, nappy barrage and hellbomb backpack*
Are there planets with more than 1 faction on themDo they fight eachother
>>539749567Y'know what, yes. What you describe as a "random one-shot" sounds like AI working as intended. "The cannon turret killed me from range that's dumb" boo hoo make a better argument.
>>539749996So you think the only time the game can kill you is when a turret randomly shoots you is good for the game?
>>539750061It should also kill you when your enemies shoot you but that's too spicy for /hdg/
>>539749825you could slim down that loadout to 120mm and Eagle nape for two extra slots you can spend on diversifying your killing power a lot more than you're doing with that. I'd add rocket + AC sentry for convenient killmogging. Or free EATs and FRVs to make friends among mates.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244427118045/76561199108851031d10 whatevs
>>539750225full
FUCK
Hi, I just got the game today, during my playthrough I saw a high level guy teleporting himself inside the underground door thingy and then leave, I was hoping him would stick around and help me. Do people do this kind of thing all the time? And I'm on my own most of the time, where are all the players?
>>539750460There's only people farming SC in low difficulties and for good reason. Literally nothing happens until D7. Just rush levels until you hit a wall, you're still in the tutorial
>>539750460d1 (trivial) is primarily played by players who farm for sc/medals>where are all the players?on the higher difficulties like d5
If you can't complete a mission with 24 lives that's a skill issue and you should lower the difficulty.
I firmly believe that Helldivers2satire subreddit is corrupted by the Chaos Gods. Prove me wrong.
>>539747663Ginger pubes are top tier
Go back
>>539750750I prefer blonde pubes, but firebushes are in a very close second
>>539750460>SC farming thirdworld nigger ruining newfren first impression with the game with his nigger activityI feel bad for you, and to answer your question, all the players are on Difficulty 5 and above.
>>539750460Low levels usually chill around d3High level guys kinda farm and dipIm at lvl 15 and like helping lower levels for funThank farm guys for helping you collect samples and $ too the loot is shared
>>539750708Dying more than once or twice puts you in shitter territory desu
Go black
>>539750604>>539750624>>539750825>>539750837I see, thanks guys
>>539750728nigga /hdg/ worship Nurgle they stinky af
>>539750857I really liked a cute black girl in highschool :)
>>539751101need more cute blackies......
>want to play>lobbies are all full>tfw have to host now and wait forever just to get 3/4steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244428255944/76561198120804312D10. Democracy decides
>>539750978One thing I wish I avoided as an early player was feeling like a burden to higher guysThey usually dont care or they're actually helpfulJust go in and blast holes for them anything helps
>>539750825Fuck off Arrowhead I'm not giving you money
>>5397512353/4
>>539716946They're conditioned to hide stats because their government keeps hiding mudslime and nogger rape, pedophilia, theft and assault crime statistics. And questioning why they do that lands you in social ostracization hell.
sketched one of those bratty catgirl bots
>>539751627Nobody cares.
>>539751627Nice but show the hands coward
>>539751627SHOW TITTIES COWARD
>>539716674base heavy armor has a lower headshot damage multiplier that padded medium armor doesn't get. Also any armor passive that provides extra damage reduction double dips from base armor values
>>539751627great work twin, keep doin yo mf thing
>Can destroy Hulk heatsink with Variable>Can't destroy Annihilator heatsink
>>539742508no u
>>539746151how is getting banned from a hugbox a bad thing? you're not a discordtranny are you?
update on my edf 6 playthroughI've discovered the power blade.
>>539747376you can't upgrade your sidearm which is what the topic was about retard
How the fuck do i grind for requisition slips?
>>539750225ggs vros, it was what professional clanker bullying is all about
I've been dying for a game of helldivers but it's nighttime for burgers so lobbies either won't be made or won't fill quick enoughfawwwwwkkkk
>>539754481im making one in 15 min, im taking a small break from prev. hosting
>>539754332FUCKIN MINES
>>539747278low ergo just becomes muscle memory for mealso there are firing scenarios where it's just irrelevant like dive shots or long distance ones
>>539751627hell yeah
Will they fix performance next patch so I can actually play the the game I bought?
>>539754654bad performance is part of the satire
>>539754654lol nothey'll take FIVE WEEKS to fix like 3 enemies
>>5397512353/4, again. Anon went to work.
>>539751235back to 3/4Join quick
>>539754705FUCK!I need to check my media literacy then.Thanks Swedes
>>539751627humina humina, face looks stupid doe
>>539751627Good work B1
>>539751925>base heavy armor has a lower headshot damage multiplier that padded medium armor doesn't getsource?>>539754249you do missions. I think I saw a video that was a specific mission type like:>destroy X illuminate shipsthe guy would do so with thermites and ultimatum, kill himself to restock, then move on to the next grouping. when he was done he abandoned the mission to return to his ship to get the partial rewards, then did it all over again
How do we make the AMR good?
>>539751627I would take AIslop over this trash any day of the week. Go back into your hole.
>>539739248False. 100 to 150 is 25% ehp increase. 150 to 200 is 25% ehp increase.
When a bot dropship shows up am I supposed to target it's engines?
>>539754946either more ammo or more durable dmgalso fix the bug that gives it lower ergonomics than it's supposed to have
>>539755047I use the eruptor to blow up the bots before they drop its funAlso destroying ships kinds sucks because you can't walk or shoot through the debris but bots can
>>539754946for starters:>12 round mag>far less recoil>third person reticleonce ship/stratagem customization is here:>20 round drum mag, just like muh M-82>perfect ergonomics
>>539755104>you can't walk or shoot through the debris but bots canoh shit for real
>>539751627ai sloppa could never, love to see it kingdon't listen to that samefagging tranny>>539755047yea
>>539755189>don't listen to that samefagging tranny>t. Samefagging tranny
>>539755178Yeah Also I dont really see much of a difference from destroying vs not destroying shipsJust blow up the bots inside
>>539755031You failed maths, didn't you.>>539755264Xhou doth protest too much methinks.
>AI slopper having a melty over drawings againrate my scav
>>539755104I sure love muh realism, it's so nice that enemies phase through wreckes, buildings,corpses and terrain while divers can't pull themselves up a tiny ledge
>>539751627Get a trip.
>>539755373i like it keep it up Anon love to see them Please draw my Eagle wife
>>539755373the body is round
THEY WILL NEVER FIX ANYTHINGAND NOTHING EVER HAPPENS
>>539755395This is how the devs reveal we're fighting GHOSTS the whole time
uhhmm hopesisters... doomerchads are bullying us again
>>539755308Show me where I'm wrong then if you're so smart
>>539754946ten round magazine like the long magazine in the Barret instead of being arbitrarily less than the 20mm Autocannon at an interstice between the real 5 and 10 roundersthird person crosshair because fuck you Alexus fuck you fuck you fuck youexplosive incendiary tracer bullets that might just barely splash enemies standing arm in arm but mostly exist to apply a nasty burn effect to single targets, making it more thematically distinct than 'backpackless solid shot autocannon' as a precision medium dropper and anti-heavy/superheavy DoT applier
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244427118045/76561199108851031d10 whatev
>>5397558233/4
>>539755823I keep seeing this horse girls yet I dont know where do they come from. What are bronies up to now?
>>539756057Horse gacha reached normalfag levels of popularity
>>539755823full
I'm too burnt out playing this game, it's just fuck up blunder every new patch.
>>539756057Anime girl versions of real life Japanese race horsesIts propaganda to get nerds to gamble and its workingResist horse
>>539755823AIEEEEEEEEEENOOOOOLET ME IN LET ME IN LET ME IN
>>539756286i cant vro, u had ur chance, the ride goes on
>>539756102How this happened I do not know. When the game came out I was among the people calling these degens horsefuckers. Now years later after the global release blew up I guess the joke was on me.
>>539754943I might actually be wrong about it, it was true at one point but I think when they did a second pass on helldiver armor damage mitigation they removed armor class unique damage reduction and unified to it to just armor value and did the same thing to headshot multipliers. Heavy used to have 10% difference(additive) compared to padded medium when it came to headshot penalties but yeah, I think it's unified now and based entirely on armor value.
>>539755189Oh Ok it's just that when I shoot the engines with the laser cannon I don't get any hit marker so I thought it wasn't doing anything
>>539755373I like the gormless look it has
>>539755373Legalize pet bugs for domestic ownership
>>539756798Made me think of Prequel for some reason
>>539756798all it evolved for is to chill, eat rocks, and dispense "cry for help" hormone
>>539755373deadly cinnamon roll/10
>>539755823fat bitches
>>539755653100 -> 150 is an increase of 50% because half of 100 is 50, so 100 + 50 = 150150 -> 200 is an increase of 33.33% repeating because one third of 150 is 50, so 150 + 50 = 200
>>539756873The bugs on super earth are free, you can take them home.
>>539756161why is lavender 2hu sad at the beef wellington?
I want them to go further with Super Earth sillies and give us in-world branded fast food armor Let me burgerfy the bugs
>>539756879Prequel?
>>539757291
>>539757537
>>539748612No women should be over 25.Over 20 is already great-grandmother tier, but 25? Might as well get off to those Pompeii fossilsLobby doko?>>539756430Dumb haguzenskyLobby doko?
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244435106480/76561197995757904
>>539756873>>539757017There are bug shows according to the signs in the levels. Presumably, the bugs in the show are pets.
>>539757893Private?
I hereby show PROOF that I've PRANKED one of the people in this lobby before.>>539757893FVLL
>>539751627Soulless compared to the originals
>>539757291Yellow Porncat comic.
Tell me a funny piece of Helldiver lore you really likeThis world is funny
>>539758069I wonder if there are charger riders. They seem rideable.
>>539758449The orbital cannons the bots have shoot these fuckass tiny shells
>>539757017I like to imagine chargers are like big dumb puppies
>>539758519I really want a saddled charger so bad,
>>539758538lmao is that 9mm? BB pellets?
finish mintoria first, retards. you're wasting liberation points
>>539758449They used hot sauce to make the flamethrower hotter
>>539758864The barrels of the cannons being so long for this tiny shell just adds to the retardation
>>539758897mintoria has three days leftchoepessa has just 23 hours left
>>539758841me too. for summer vacation we'd ride to the Adriatic sea and chase gypsies out of beach towns.
>>539758897Free new orbital
>>539758982>mega city with 4 stars at choepessaYeah, it's over. Need more than 24 hours to take that mega city alone.
>>539758538
How many thermite grenades does take to kill a factory strider?
>>539759116Depends usually 2 iirc
>>539758538That looks about the same size as a real life 380 shell. Pretty sure those don't go into orbit.
>>539758909That's fucking funny Found out a sentry upgrade just uses super glue too
>>539759264Yeah, friend pointed it out to me n made me smile. I miss the dumb humor from Magicka
>>539759197Thermites being stronger (in practice) than orbital precision strike and orbital railcannon strike is insane.
>>5397591162 to the eye is best in my experience
>>539758982i am willing to bet ALL MY LIFE SAVINGS right now that we will never take choepessa in time. that's how much confident i am
>>539759116well 1 thermite is 2000 explosive, and strider has 40% explosive res1200 per thermite means its exactly 2 on the belly panels (2400)or 2 on the head + a love tap (2500)
megacities fucking suck balls.
>>539759412What, all of your rupiahs, indog?
wtf are rupiahs speak american you brownoid
>>539759342Thermite feels fine too. Just feels like other nade options offer no valuable utility that's worth a fuck. >You can kill like 3 devs with HE>You can stun the thing you were killing with thermiteI dunno lol. It was funny when they buffed railcannon to 30 seconds and it actually felt like a valid AT tool. Shame they learned nothing from that experiment allegedly
>>539759617He probably means Rupees. India's money.
>>539759625>3more like 5
>>539759803indonesian bux knucklehead
>>539759818Lol wow
>>539759617>>539759803he's probably talking about SEA monopoly money
>>539751627you love to see it
>>539751235>anons constantly DCing>desync as fuck (the Hivelord somehow came back to live ala martyrdom to try and smurf us with the neglected swed code)>heavy spam>>>>slowed>24/7 stun locks aboundThis lobby was CVRSED.
=====================IT IS NOW BROWN HOUR=====================Remember to ignore ragebaits, low quality shitposts, nerf trannies and brownoids pretending to be White.
hello benchod basterdsbloody beetch
Is there anything funnier than Americans having a bad grasp of grammar and spelling
>any variety of bots, alternatively predator bugs>vanilla maps or colony maps, no megaslop>no convoy, no map spores, no defense mission, no DSS
is there anything funnier than subhuman monkeys having shitskin
Herro fellow Aryans, today I redeemed 2 blonde hair blue eyes White woman, the sex was good good, I'm also planning a vacation to India, I heard it's a superpower over there
>>539751235GGs, I think I just experienced literal hell
>bring fire for voteless because it's better than shooting them>Bring sentries for elevated and normal overseers because it's better than shootering them>Bring explosives for fleshmobs because it's better than shooting them>Bring rockets for harvesters because it's better than shooting them>Bring thermites for ships because it's better than throwing grenades in them>At least sting rays are fun to shootNice faction.
How is it we're this far into Dust Devils and the Coyote is still not nerfed to the ground?
>>539760531>I will never, EVER care about squids before their high tier units are here.
>>539751235ball busting games, good games
>>539760721because AH is waiting for people to forget about it so they can stealth nerf it.
>>539760721they posed a compromise on Alexus. he only got to nerf one of the pokemon red/blue gimmick ARs and he picked the blue one (pacifier).
>>539760721That will never happen, in fact they are planning to buff all the other ARs, you lost nerf tranny brown
>>539760721Coyote is only good shooting chargers in their butt after you toss a thermite/sparkler on them so they get a fire DoT added to kill it.The other ARs are magdumps so you dont feel bad using a supply pack, predator bug specific, or just all rounders like basic liberator to headshot and magdump.
>>539761081that point comparing the harvester to it is pretty valid. Fucking ridiculous the joint is ap4
chuds lost
>>539760721because people were using the shittiest AR like the abjudicator to bitch about the coyote being OP. When it's pretty standard all things considered.
Wait until the gaylo fans realize halo didnt invent drop pods
>>539761081commando one-shots them and you get 4 shots?????????retarded post
>>539761343Adjudicator is excellent
>>539761081this post was made by a redditor and then edited by a 200 hours played retard with dunning kruger who won't post his career page either
>>539761407shit recoil and shit handling. It's the worst AP3 automatic in the game.
>>539761365Behold the nefarious phage
>>539761343adjudicator is straight up better than the coyote on both bugs and bots, where fire really doesn't confer any advantages and chaff enemies feature durable parts (commanders and devastators), where coyote is dogshit unusable trash.
>>539761549neither matters
>>539757893Stupid faggot
>>539761649raped by handshake
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775244439736145lets fuck around.
>>539761613Yeah it does because it makes you take substantially longer to kill shit, unless you're hitting some huge target with ap2 or ap3 that's slow as fuck and has nothing to punish the abjudicator. (Theres no faction for this)>>539761608I'd assume you don't play near host if you think coyote is bad on bugs.
>>539761549build issue, mine works just fine
>>539760531>missile silo >moderately effective and not complete waste????
>>539761728>weapon is good only if X and Y is trueso weapon is bad, i understand everything now
>>539749669Who isn't racist against the brits? Even the brits are racist against the brits, given you've got them tearing down their own fucking flags in their country.
>>539761780huh?
ap2 sisters are on the highest horse you can possibly be on for peeps with one whole weapon in the bot top10 as of current patchalso>coyote the top1 primary with nigh exactly one third of all divers on it, up to 42% on the bug front>not overpowered as all fuck and much better than any other rifle
>>539761728the coyote is one of the worst guns on bugs period. in fact every single AP3 gun is retardedly weak on bugs.it's half-decent on diggers, but even then the adjudicator is better against diggers due to killing them much faster than the coyote
>>539755823GGs
>>5397558232/4 now, rehostingsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775244436433587/76561199108851031>>539757009Bueno
>>539761867I disagree just because you can spray into a crowd, light everything on fire and in a few ticks they're all dead. Digger bugs are an outlier and AP3 doesn't help at all against them.
>>539761821>unofficial sources>selection bias>small sample size>mixed sources (console and pc)this "chart" is as non-representative as it gets.if you believe this, you would believe that 80% of americans voted for democrats last election.
>>5397617262/4join mine, not his. He had his fun already.
>>539744962>People stop caring about "le heckin' funny satire" when it starts to actually make the experience miserable.This is also why people tend to drop the game pretty much after they unlock all the stratagems/ship upgrades. Because by that point, all the game's le heckin' funny reddit humor bullshit has burnt them out on the game. Anyone who puts up with this bullshit for longer than that is either autistic or a gamer dad that plays the game once every weekend and doesn't inundate themselves with the garbage gameplay for long enough to be poisoned by it.
>>539755823ggzz prev tards
>>539761821now show the sample size which is under 200
>>539762035You got some vaseline on your screen, bro
>>539761941incel breaker does this but much much betterincel punisher does this but much much bettertorcher does this but much much better>muh rangeat that point fire is no longer relevant since you have more than enough time to kill them anyways.
D10 whatever, but probably bots.>steam://joinlobby/553850/1097752444396788372/4, no Onions Wars Jedifags allowed.
>>539762076They do, but coyote is an alternative if you want fire and don't want to pack ap3 in your kit.
>>539762129whats the beef
>3 lobbies
>>539761941Anyone who can't make ARs work is a turbo shitter, not because they are bad guns, but because they are the simplest type of gun in the game. You literally just point at things you want to die and hold M1.
>>539760721because it's not even all that good, it eats ammo like crazy and it's good on enemies that actually have medium armor but on chaff it will eat your whole ammo supply fast and torcher and purifier and crossbow and eruptor etc are still way better but these don't let you have fun of just pressing m1 and killing stuffliterally the only reason coyote can fight against MMG is because it stacks fire DoT which can get larger enemies to die fasterpic unrelated
>>5397619172/4, join my lobby and not the other gurt ahh nigga, he deserves NO fun
>>539762146why would i want ap3 in my kit on bugs ever?aside from maybe frag grenades>inb4 bile spewersplasma, explosives, fire, and ap4 exists that kills them just as fine.
WHICH ONE
>>539747521>>539748460Okay hear me out.>Psionic skills>The ability to use them locks you out of one or more strategems>Arrow inputs are randomized every missionBUT>Everything is ultra powerful>Teleporting to allies>One shotting titans>Pulling ammo and other supplies directly from the super destroyer>Locating items and objectives for you>The down side is that if you fuck up an input you fucking explode like a hellbomb.
>>5397617262/4Come home white man, leave the horses behind.
>>539760531>He doesn't run the variable on volley mode specifically to delete fleshbobs and nothing else.WEAK.
>>539762292mine vro, the other guy is washed asl
>>539762204>it stacks fire DoT which can get larger enemies to die fasterthis is false. Fire doesn't stack, it gets reapplied (duration refreshed to max). the only multiplier that fire gets is the enemy size multiplier, where heavies take x2 or x3 fire damage.
>>539762249Hive guards, bile spewers, alphas.>inb4 I use x and y so I don't need ap3And some people don't use those, and just wanna spray into a crowd with their primary.
>>539762162The retard kicked everyone mid-mission for a meme.Giving him the benefit of the doubt, we're hoping he just did it for a funny, but just happened to be too much of a newfag and didn't know that people can't rejoin. I still don't want to see him again tonight, though.
>>539762292Mine, I was here before the horse man
>>539762364>hive guardsap2 enemy, you shoot off the fangs in the front, they are ap2 and lethal>alphasap2 enemy, ap2 weapons with high durable conversion kill alphas faster than any ap3 could ever dream of>spewersalready explained
>>539762162Mr. Star Wars compared the bots to the clone wars and two of the anons jokingly said we ought to order 66 him and then everybody got kicked. I hope Mr. Star Wars knows that kicked anons can't rejoin, so I hope it was done as a joke.
>>539762471>ap2 weapons with high durable>I use x and yalso lmao to shooting fangs on hive guards. No ones got time for that autistic shit. Just shoot them in the face with a real gun.
>>5397617262/4We most certainly are better dressed than the other lobby.
>>539762129Fuck those other lobbies, join ours instead. 2/4>>539762561Color-coded? More like coloreds.
>>539762552>i am skill issued and i cant aimsorry, my fault.ap3 will be just fantastic for youignore me
>>539762561BS we look 100 times better
>>539761815sorry meant for >>539761081
>>539761726FULL
>>539762721Oh! no problem bro. I think you're tism about using explosives and fire when you don't wanna bother shooting things is based.
>>539761917/hdg/ DONT LISTEN TO THE FAGGOTs WITH THE SCHOOL SHOOTER HOODIE, NON EXISTENT NECK, AND DOLLAR TREE POWER RANGER ARMOR, JOIN US
>>539761917full, you failed me /hdg/
>>539763202We merged lobbies>>539761917FULL
Is the electric GL still doing crazy damage in coop?
>>539763313No. It's dogshit now.
>>539763313hard nerfed by alexus himself
>>539763313no
>>539761917>Someone stole my spot while I was restarting due to sw*decode memory leaksNuke Sweden
Anyone notice how bots don't do massive chip from afar? Feels like they added drag to their guns, they're more accurate but the damage isn't as punishing. Feels nice.
>>539763804GET IN
>>539761081someone's very upset there's an enemy that can actually stop you
>This is the abjudicator's stat line when fully upgraded
>>539764069>meanwhile the reprimand, which has substantially better breakpoints
>>539763313Currently the damage is bugged to dogshit level, its not even on known issues. Expect it to be on known and forgotten section of bugs just like Gas/Fire damage bug."Our devs will look into it!">Never gets put on known issue for 4 months nowJust remember that they priotize beneficial bugs over game breaking bugs like how Exosuit used to let dying players with the Control Group armor survive or Warp Pack used to let people get off pelicans as it fucks off because its funny
>>539764168reload time and capacity kills the reprimandother stats are irrelevant
>>539764354>take two shots to one tap a dev head>have 5 more shots to compensate
>>539764069>>539764168liberator is better
THERE'S NO LOBBIES
>>539764919WHERES THE LOBBY HAMMOND
>>539764168Reprimand has a fuckton of sway, especially when using the compensator also takes ages to reload. Even with siege ready the reload speed is barely bearable.
>>539764919there were 3 lobbies open and ur ahh didnt join, u snoze u loze
>>539764069>>539764168I enjoy both. I am a peak physique user.
They should make a class thats just a buff shirtless diver who only punches and kicks thingsStims dont heal him only makes him punch faster
>>539763313No, but you can use a supplypack+pyrotech nades to kill stunned chargers/big bots like war striders and factory striders. Its good at dealing with all the lower mobs too.
>>539765127it's also got double the drag factor. It can't really deliver it's damage at range.
>>539765401>>539765401>>539765401
>>539761965>>539762042better than your sample size of 0
>>539761081Sure would've been cool if our walkers had 4 armor.
