Previous: >>539734375 >NewsAgent Record | Yidharihttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/40707205Agent Record | Komano Manatohttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/40688172Agent Record | Luciahttps://www.hoyolab.com/article/40687818Version 2.2 Special Programhttps://youtu.be/-WZRmhZWcfU >Newest Trailer/Teaser/Character demohttps://youtu.be/-m6kXWPwllshttps://youtu.be/QKJj_AUOMTY (EN)https://youtu.be/B42cNUVgzWU (JP)https://youtu.be/yVudzVUiBBQ (EN)https://youtu.be/pqOJai2C7S0 (JP)https://youtu.be/LENKDAuyIwc (EN)https://youtu.be/67IxXAtJelE (JP) >Upcoming Events for 2.2https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/en-us/news/159176All-New Program 09/03 - 10/14Floral Voyage Into the Unknown 09/03 - 10/13Band of Brave Bangboo 09/05 - 10/13Wish Bottle Adrift 09/05 - 09/29Spotlight Showdown 09/13 - 09/29Advanced Bounty: Routine Cleanup 09/18 - 09/23"En-Nah" Into Your Lap 09/24 - 10/14Problem Soldier Boot Camp 09/24 - 10/09Rhythm Rave 09/29 - 10/13"En-Nah" Treasure Hunt 10/04 - 10/13Data Bounty: Combat Simulation 10/09 - 10/14 >Redeemable codes (claimable in-game or online)https://zenless.hoyoverse.com/redemptionZENLESSGIFTZZZ22OBOLSQUAD >Resources and useful linkshttps://rentry.org/zzzlinkshttps://rentry.org/ZZZ-Friendshttps://interknot-network.com >/zzz/ OP pastebin (use this if making new thread):https://pastebin.com/PzbMf13P
supercute & supercanon <3
Bunny
>>539782947Another good OP for people with good taste!
Minor orphie tweaks to make her better is nice
Why did you skip her
Damian Blackpenis
Be realistic.Is it Horsey shilling delusionslop and zhaoslop in earnest, or is it someone trying to get his hopes up so that he kills himself when they sell poorly?
>>539783240Damian BBC
>>539783217>>539783231Now we need one of Trigger and S11
>>539782947don't let the seed hater see this OP
I LOVE THEM
don't let the seed lover see the revenue chart
So the next three weeks xir is going to be butthurt and spam about Orphie instead of Seed?
>This is what Seedfags masturbate toGrim.
POV
>>539783231I didn't, I have her and even though she lost some power the game is easy.
>>539783484You are pinoycuck, lol!
On a scale from anime kemono to old disney furry what's your limit
Do the Seedful saaaar
Good Morning!
>>539783476AIIIIIIIIEEEEEE MY IOS JAPAN CHARTS FOR A GAME PEOPLE CANT PLAY ON MOBILE
They really need to fix the Shiyu Defense menu.
>>539783659Worst. Performing. Banner.in the entire history
>>539783672> Things they aren't going to do
>>539783672Based Bangboo banger friens
>>539783484oh yeah big time, especially since orphie has mandatory team mates, expect sales + metaniggery spammed for 3 weeks, then Lucia but she's obviously going to be OP so you'll hear a fraction of meta/sales and more design sneeding.
>>539783550>Pagpag mixing pot calling the kettle black
woothering wins
>>539783562plot twist : Inkie is actually a full animal thiren, and a former friend of our teacher, that vowed to protect us in secret until we are ready for the truth.
>>539783521instead of the sky, if the background was a bed....
Shoot, they are saying that haru and anby will rerun with Lucia and yidhari? I wanted Orphie, wengine, Lucia, anby M1 and haru m1. I only have 100 pulls rn, 40 pity ,no guaranteed, fuuuuuck.
>CHADter fans laugh and joke about his banner being a complete flop>Sneed posters get defensive and bitchyExplain this
>>539783729LOOK AT THIS GRAPH
>>539783240>>539783331YJK
>>539783952>they are saying that haru and anby will rerun with Lucia and yidhariHuh? I thought it'll be Vivian and someone else, likely hugo/homomasa?2.3 looks more and more like a skip patch...
Yeah, I like Zenless and think the goat looks good. Deal with it.
>>539784125me and my bros at the back
>>539783976But femcels and women(male) throw a fit about incels anytime his flop is mentioned wormbeit?
>>539783841Uh oh pinoypag melty. KEKYPOW!
>>539784125they did it intentionally
>>539784317cute and canon
Seed killed the hype.
>>539784265>But femcels and women(male)Good thing none of these people are here, then?
>>539784303try not to post any scat/smut today when you ban evade okay wormschizo/nicolepag?[-]
nsfw warning
>>539783729On iPhone.Seriously, grab something that makes sense if you want to make a point.
>>539784325Ofc
>>539784361>Hoyo general>Not having actual women and troons in it
SHIDO FUROPPU
>>539783830It is fascinating that it has the time to do this on several generals at once for every new character that releases. I imagine it must take a lot of time to refresh these sales pages and scour reddit for things to screenshot all day. >>539784303Post your brown hand.
do new characters get withered domain voice lines?
jwu, why is wuwajeet mad again?
>>539784125Why was he so mean to alice here?
take heart, you weren't born as pathetic as this schizophrenic who wakes up, rolls over to his pc and begins shitposting for 17 hours at minimum a day about a niche chinese anime game.
>>539784530He's a pinoycuck lol
>>539784525I don't think the devs even remember it exists, which is a shame because it's an actually good implementation of TV mode
this is all because I flopped... sorry guys...
>>539784525lollmao
>>539784659its okay firefly
>>539784465I don't see them seething about CHADter's sales, THOUGH?
whats his obsession with SEA anyways? is he really a chinese incel who snuck their way into america?i've lived in america my whole life and never heard anybody talk about SEA till I came to hoyo threads.
>>539784810they will save ZZZ
uh oh SEA melty
>>539784565>has to suck the cock of every higher-up above him daily>throws his weight around being a prick to a jk the first chance he gets
Seanigger ruins the thread
Disc roll salvage guide.What to do if...>If I roll Moonlight disc with HP% and flat HP?Save them for Lucia.>If I roll Moonlight disc with ATK% and flat ATK and AP?Save them for Yuzuha.>If I roll Moonlight disc with ATK% and flat ATK?Save them for Astra, Soukaku, and last priority Lucy.>If I roll Moonlight disc with AP?Save them for Nicole, and perhaps Yuzuha and 2piece for Seth>If I roll Moonlight disc with a lot of crits?Save them for Orphie, Rina, and perhaps Lucy.>If I roll Moonlight disc with a lot of DEF% and flat DEF?Save a 2piece for Ben and Pan.
>>539784778You know how Spics who made it want to keep those that didn't out? same principle, brown on brown violence while the whites laugh since both will be sent to the camps anyway
>>539784608Samefagging already? The thread just got posted
>>539784426Made for bullying
This is the guy having a melty any time Lighter gets mentioned
>>539784951Pan scales off ATK too, I think.But yes, I'm pretty much keeping a mountain of these instead of recycling them.
>>539784778Here theres a genuine spiteful /pol/ race war of insecurities, and always directed at SEA, as though we in the west can tell the difference between Chinese and Thai Or Vietnamese. Genuinely strange superiority complex between them.I don't think the Chinese want to hear that we only really like KR/JP and the rest are third worlders we don't really think about.I know K-pop, I play Japanese games, my experience with China is fireworks, Food, and horrible tourists. Like Dynasties of 10-20 of them traveling together spitting on the floor, throwing trash around, screaming in Chinese in public, taking pictures of fucking everything.
You HAVE built up a semen reserve to celebrate with once she's home right?
>>539785205Based, pinoykeks are a mistake
SEED IS SHIIIIIIIIITTTT!!!
>>539785304Astra doesn't leave anything left, unfortunately. Eve will have to ask her nicely.
What drives a schizo to sit in a thread every single day crying over ZZZ
>>539784951>using moonlit on Astra
i know they're not western because white people don't think about SEA at all and when we do its "chinese sweatshops" lol
>>539785437>not using moonlit on Astra and astral on someone else
>>539785437the 2pc is good?
>>539785304>Evelyn drains Wise so he wouldn't get Astra pregnantShe's such a good friend
Are the black screens getting worse?
Why is his excellency our fuarking HERO being brought up?
>>539785609the game is dying
>>539785609Nope, but pinoycuck melty is
>>539785304I’m obsessed with this dommy mommy looking bitch. She can be a lesbian all she wants as long as she pegs, bullies and facesits me until I bust.
>>539785292>>539784961same, I've lived in south america for a few years for work and even the spics don't think about SEA/CN etc at all, but then I go online to forum for asian games and it's all they can obsess about
are you deadass
>>539785437It can be good on Astra.But 2Piece is still alwas relevant.Orphie is also 2Piece compatible.
>>539784778Most shitposters were statistically from SEA, Rus, and Israel with I think India coming in 4th. Like disproportionately so. One SEAmonkey in particular was responsible for most BBC posting on 4chan for years and his name was Eurasian tiger. I never even thought about these countries until I found out how much of the worst posters were from them. That's the gist at least, that and synching up when their shitposting starts and stops generally which puts the clock around SEA time.
>>539785780FR!????
>>539785663Pinoy triggerkek T1 is still seething over our fvarking hero T0 CHADter
>>539785609Man imagine if chapter 1 with the train scene, chapter 2 with the hunt on the runaway robots or the ghost chase in chapter 3 was released now.It would be a black screen with white text galore.
>scam week >shit substatsIt's like you guys never learn
>>539785817on bluds ts did nt js happend to me
>>539785780This is a Seed disc set isn't it.
>>539785663Because his reign as the UNDEFEATED flop is coming to an end in four days
>>539785962KWABVOIDHUNTER EXPECTATION BTW
If they made Zhao and Damian one unit, would anyone even be mad?
I really fucking hate this event. It just feels like busywork rather than an actual game mode. The other tv mode stuff was better. But there are still hundreds of polychromes in it so here we go
>>539785953metaru fangu
>>539785962On iPhone.Make something like that for PS store, you just look stupid reposting that.
It is 100% a tell that they live in the eastern hemisphere if they sneed about SEA. They are irrelevant to us in Europe too, I've never spent more than 30 seconds thinking about them in my life. We are busy with our own browns invaders. >>539785815
>>539786075SEAvermin would throw a monumental weeks long meltdown shitpost campaign, everyone else won't complain provided the dynamic is well executed
I stopped playing around the start of the Sons of Calydon. Should I just focus on pushing through the story or doing dailies and the events?
>>539786075I think so. Mostly because their trust events would also be merged which means they will keep cucking each other from Proxy. I'd rather both S-rank, it's not like devs have better designs stashed anyway.
>>539786246You have to do both
>>539786212Excuse me, Far-eastern hemisphere.
>>539786108Don’t burn yourself out. I felt repulsed by the game because I tried to power through all of it. Do like one stage per week.
>>539785962Lmao I remember when fags were hyper her due to all the views on bilibili.
>>539786246Focus the story so you can at least get some of the time limited rewards available right now
>>539785376It is just not this one, the other two big hoyo generals have to deal with this freak too. I wonder when his parents will kick him out already, he will have to get a job and get out of his room eventually.
>>539786206Comparing Seed's iOS vs Lighter's iOS is fair, though.
>>539786075Damian doesn't even fight. He was evacuating waifei with most of the residents during the story.
>>539786075Yes, it'd be a repeat of Seed. Who should've just been the robot even if she was piloting.
>>539785926still gives dennies and upgrade mats even if the discs are a scam
>>539786206>NOOOOOOO THE IOS PLAYERBASE DECREASED WHILE PSN STAYED THE SAMEReally now...
>>539786430Waifu players play on console
>>539786246This post is too on-topic for this general. You're better off making a thread on /v/
Iuno is going to outsell Seed tomorrow...What went wrong?
>>539786527kek
>>539786075I'd prefer Zhao to be a distinct unit, but I would simply not roll for her then.
HERE WE FUCKING GO
>>539785893Even the bangboo shit is bad, they did put in some effort for the ghosts in the tower but there was literally a bangboo 'mission' where you just walk forward, get on an elevator, and walk forward again in this chapter. No fucking platforming for the platforming section. Stupid as fuck.
>>539786526>>539786430>>539786206Does anyone actually play this on ikek? POS overpriced phones that brick themselves. >>539786446He comes to bring you into the fight himself when he had no need to, he's able to get his hands dirty but he can't fight all of tops by himself.
All for me.
>>539786648all in def%
>>539786562https://x.com/hamajippaR18/status/1956277779911020757iuno is sex
>>539786679East Asians
>>539786562Going all in on a disgusting fetish.
>>539786648All in PEN
>>539786648Trigger wants king of the summit but Toots anyway king
Say his name>2.3 will cause an irreverant ammount of seethe as they're forced to play with him as the MC of 2.3
>>539786354Yeah that's what I was thinking. Forcing myself to play stuff like this for what is essentially 5 rolls now rather than over time seems like a bad idea. I'm glad there are permanent events that I can catch up with instead of it being pure FOMO though and some of them have been really fun
>>539786679Iphones especially this year BASED model are the best gaming chips. It's never been a contest against SD or samshit.
>>539786875Hakuna Matata
>>539786716>>539786818>>539786832Only 2 in DEF. This is the gentlest the game has ever fucked me so it must support me getting Orphie
>>539786875>as they're forced to play with him as the MC of 2.3God I hope so, I miss storylines told from the POV of people other than Phaeton.
Why are Orphie's ears this long?
>>539786875THE SAVIOR OF ZZZ
>>539787036Rip should have equipped on ben or piper for higher crit rolls
whats the banner order for 2.3? Is it Lucia or Octopus lady first? I assume Manato is gonna be in the first banner?
>>539786972there is no way it's so much better as to warrant double the price tag. The only people I've ever met with them are niggers trying to imply status, wiggers who are poor too and want to pretend to be rich like the former group, and rich retards with no sense of style or quality. Dealing with apple customer service once will make you never want to buy anything from them again.
>>539786875Komano CHAdmato... We need you to save us from Yi Xuans strangehold on rupture.Please help those of us who don't want to roll on Chinasloppa!
>>539787105For loving nibbles.
>>539787206Lucia first because she's THE premium rupture support
does Flora get to inherit Lighter's red scarf as she becomes the new undefeated flopping champion?
>>539787060>from the POV of people other than PhaetonYou're not getting that again, Jane and Yanagi are the first and last ones. You might get segments like Hugo but never a full story
>>539787206Lucia and Manato first most likely
>>539787313That's upward trajectory! Victory!
>>539786875Are his changes in the beta done yet, or do we still have another round to worry if they'll nerf him again like Pulchra. >>539787206lucia then squihari
>>539787229If you can't ignore customer service by just buying a new flagship phone then you need to stop shitposting on 4chan and get a real job.
>>539786875I bet there will be several (people) here who actually skip all of 2.3 because of him, he's even in the events lmeow
>>539787394>said the jobless NEET who can't afford rolls on zzz
>>539787389There's still a version or two left in beta, but I doubt he’s getting nerfed again since he’s already weaker than Ben DPS
>>539787060People flipped the fuck out when those happened, so it's unlikely we'll get any full stories of other agents now.
>>539786875Only if you promise to behave Komanoschizo
>>539787389he's at 5 buffs in a row with the last being a flat 20% fire dmg and is very, very strong based on my CBT amatuer testing he clears 40k with lucia/fufu and it isnt very hard.
How is Orphie played? Can she be main DPS?
>>539787313BUY BUY BUY
>>539787362No need, she already brings Seed Sr's corpse around which signifies her sales
>>539787362>posted it twice in one thread awardsloppy wormschizo/nicolepag
>>539787362None will take his title of Lord of Flops, he will reside in the Throne of Flops till the day of EOS
>>539787627I know he took a multi hit but gained a bunch of fire damage and some other buffs to compensate, he seems decent and I saw some people say he was even competitive with Yid which was insane but nice if true. I hope this keeps up just because we have no good A ranks and he'd be the first. >>539787529>weaker than ben dpsman you just live to be a baiting little faggot huh kid lmao.
>takes a big steaming shit on the chests of all people in this thread who rolled for seedHahahaha! You got shit on your chest faggots! And a bricked account!
>>539787850All 3 of them?
>>539787672>Can sheyes, but it's obviously quite a bit worse than double Attacker teams for her. Also doesn't feel too great as most of her damage is coming from off-field aftershocks but it'll clear if you throw her in a premium wheelchair comp
>>539787794i could not resist the urge to just stick my face in her ass and start licking and sucking and sniffing and kissing
>>539787850No!!!NOOOOOOO!!!!
>>539787060>>539787363Jane and Yanagi legitimately felt like filler in the middle of an anime season being adapted from a running manga. Yanagi's at least seemed like it was setting up some hacker war, but then we moved to not-China and none of it mattered. Yanagi's also had some unnecessary cameos by the siblings for no real reason. Felt like they didn't really know what to do during that episode.
>>539787313nun...avenged...
>>539787529>RakarukHe's basically the only guy achieving 30k+ Ben DPS clears consistently and has an ungodly amount of time practicing his optimal rotations, not to mention he's using he's using either M1 or M2 Lighter. Not sure it's fair comparing that to people who've only been able to practice with the finally-bug-fixed Manato for about a week.
>>539783521this is why I can't take lolis seriously. Just pick them up and they're completely neutralized
I'm not interested in big asses. Actually I think they are kinda cringe and weird. I want normal assed women with big torpedo tits.
It looks like they gave a last minute buff to Orphie to her EX special?
BRICKED UP for seed!
>>539788034>felt like filler in the middle of an anime seasonAnd that's exactly why they're the first and last of that kind
>>539788034Jane's story was first of it's kind and just very meh, they were trying things out.Yanagi's story is resolved offscreen and has continuation errors.Something was removed from it and it was hastily rewritten...
>>539788138...this is futa isn't it?
>>539788138Miyabi is already in the game if you want a normal ass
>>539787672Pair her with Lighter and a suitable support and she'll be able to clear without any issue. Certainly not her best use-case, but her on-field damage is alright for someone intended to be an off-field sub-dps.M6 is designed to make her an actually GOOD on-field DPS, though that's just for whales.
I can't take Yanagi posters seriously because they're overwhelmingly TRANS>Big Tall 30+ and childless>Dumb ugly megani face and no personality other than workNo thanks
>>539788270>Miyabi's ass>normal
>>539788347normal in Europe
>>539788347truly Japanese
>>539788092>m2 lighter with benyeah no wonder that'd be a higher DPS. Monato was getting 20k clears or nearly that with decent support set ups, teams included>mow1 trigger with quin engine>Lucia x jufu>light x orphiewith I think most not having an engine, if he's getting 20k with barely any shill buffs minus when he runs with Lucia and with his top team scoring liek 22k before technique points are counted. He should be fine.
>>539787036The reason I decided to get Orphie is because the game gave me pic.
>>539788323They just like mommy office ladies. Nothibg else is needed and thus The NPC was born.
>>539788347cute
>>539788262>https://files.catbox.moe/2fv2m7.jpgNO ITS FUTA AND NTR! FUCK YOU BELLETROONS! ALL GIRLS ARE FOR WISE! DONT EVER QUESTION ME! IM WISE! IM WIIISEE!! DO YOU HEAR ME! IT DOESN@T MATTER IM BROWN!!!
>>539788478Damn somehow made miyabi look even worse, impressive
>>539787105she is a demon spawn
Uh oh falseflag melty
>>539788431Damn that's great. I haven't gotten a single ER disk yet so I know the game is going to make me use a tuner thingy
>>539788478Disgusting off-model no-taste retard slop. Makes the character objectively worse. Why are modders like this.
>>539788347She's simply that good, she has physics and the forces of nature do all the work for her, no muscle required, whole you studied the blade she studied the wind, while you "invent" new ways to cope with your fleshy body she has conquered physics to do her bidding, Yixuan could literally NEVER reach this level of power
uh oh whizzewimp melty incoming
>>539788536
>>539788656That's cool and all, just make sure she never gets pregnant. That baby will come out like spaghetti
>>539787105zzzoulless attempt to imitate the wuwa elf
>>539788656it's just a normal young woman's ass without american fastfood
>>539788754Now this I can get behind... *Licks lips*
>>539788782You look at white woman a lot Rajesh?
Who's in the trash cans eating all the HIA coins?
>>539788889i had a heathy teen years and fucked them raw
>>539787850ZZZ, unlike other gatcha, has post release characters upgrades, so who knows, Seed might be solid in 2 years
>>539789018HSR reference.It was dropped since 2.0.
>>539789057This is a level of extreme cope that I envy.
>>539789018Stelletroony
>>539789018S0vl kino that got axed to make room for open world corridor slopa since casuals don't care about little details that give life
>>539789040>i had a healthy teen yearsPanjeet..
>>539788782>>539789040>thirdie larping as a chad while he's so mad he can't type straightget a job
>>539784402The stuff people of Japan use to play gacha? What, you think they use Nokia?
Yuzuha is made for SEAgods.
Just a reminder who is behind all the big ass posts.
I miss my wife, Venus. I miss Mewmew not really, I miss the HDD I miss getting commissions from interknot. Where did everything go wrong?
>>539788782if you've never seen a nice plump ass and just admired it you're gay, brown, or have a small peepee
>>539786075someone said some time ago that Damian should have an animation where throw the Bunny a new weapon from his helicopter every time she breaks it/switches form (Ex special or ult maybe)I'd be happy with something like that
>>539788431Sorry to tell you Orphie wants atk 6 now. Jstern confirm this days ago.
>>539789040i stopped rawdogging after pregnancy scare 1# because im not a larping shitskin or negroid
>>539786075Why would they be one unit in the first place? That's fucking retarded, Damian is not a combatant he's a suit.
>>539789234we don't care which flavor you are as long as you aren't chinesekeep yuzuha we have evelyns and triggers hereand bensa whole lot of bens
AmeriGAWDS runs this thread!
>>539788138
>>539789265>Jewhub statslmeow leak me a mcdonalds flow chart next
>>539789325HUHHHH!!!????
>>539789601I haven't read/watched this in years, what was even the point being made?
poor westcucks, could only get laid with a fat pigs even when you were young
>>539789325I will build Orphie how god intended. Also no, she wants disc 5 ATK. Or at least that's fine aside of dmg%, being better or worse depending on ATK/DMG buffs.
>>539789234>implying JP girls would date jeets
>>539784390she does have the coolest wipeouts
I gotta admit I love boobs but a chick with no ass is like a jew without a victim complex
>>539789145That doesn't seem accurate. Failume Heights has plenty of room for a talking trash can.
>>539789520>as long as you aren't chineseSEA and South China is almost the same thing.Just different language.
>>539789714slampigs over prostitutes ez clap
>>539789601His art is shit and he's obsessed with big ass so I can safely ignore this manigger artist.
>>539787829I'm not baitingI've been playing him daily since v3 dropped and truth be told his personal damage got gutted compared to v1. Right now his numbers are so weak that he's better off as an Orphie aftershock driver than running his supposed hypercarry comp with Lucia.
>jstern
JASON STERNER TWENTY-FIVE MENTIONED
>>539789708idk I just watched the animu which I consider one of the funniest (not a high bar tho), wish there would be a continuation
>>539789548what can we say total cultural domiance, everybody wears blue jeans, raps, and eats fast food and uses the internet thanks to us.god bless i'm typing this on an american device and invention and website using my american telecommunications network.
You called?
I had this random thought. how will Vivian hide her engines if her next skin is a swimsuit?
>>539789864>least sensitive ZZZ'erbro its just comedy, calm down tiger
>>539790105her skin got scrapped
>>539790105Her swimsuit will just be a burka
>>539789705>>539790058No matter how many times you post this creature i won't wacth it>>539790105Post more of this beatifull perfect creature
>>539790183delayed*
>>539787105I suck on them every day
>someone mentions withering domain>go check it out for the first time in a year to see for myself>find my old team loaded in for meahhh the good old days :')
>>539789756i dont know if thats true but okay
>>539789875I don't believe you. >v1completely broken and non fucntional, his damage was okay for what worked, which was basically nothing. >v2 decent numbers still broken but most moves worked>v3 almost all moves work but now multipliers were lowered with a big gain in fire damage You are implying his v1 numbers were actually great or something, when he didn't even work.
>>539790105They'll just pop into existence when needed like Seed Sr.
>>539789708In humanity's quadrupedal, ape-like past, buttocks were the primary object of sexual attraction, signaling reproductive health and fitness.With the transition to bipedalism, humans began to stand upright. This meant the breasts became a more prominent feature and took on the role of attracting mates. Kiyoshi argues that this makes breasts merely a substitute for the original source of attraction. The copy will always be inferior to the original
>>539790268Wait until you find out East Asians are all the same thing AND they have similar language
>>539790105yeah not like Alice's swimsuit was a literal white burqa
>>539790105i'm sure they're gonna retexture them as invisible or to blend in with whatever frilly skirt her swimsuit has
>>539790105They'll give her a rocket buttplug
>>539790417Wtf I love burqas now
>>539790417>>539790198What the fuck kind of mindbreak is this
>>539790297I’m not lying, his V1 numbers are insanely good. Even with no practice and broken hitboxes, I still manage around 35–40k on Pompey. V2 was supposedly his best state, but Xeon didn't release it for anyone. Then V3 came and completely nuked his assist follow-up MV%, which is the bread and butter of this character.
>>539789708that ass>titsthat was is, it was a silly gag manga where he was really good at drawing THICK VOLUPTUOUS BABESit fell off but the first 1-2 years were legendary as were the posts.god i miss following manga on /a/, good times as we did live scanlations.
>Orphie actually has mediocre synergy with Seed>she buffs aftershocks>she actually needs onfield time>literally glued to astra\trigger>used goodsI'm actually skipping her...
Flat chest + big ass >>>>>>>> big chest + flat ass
>>539790721holy shit TRVKE
>>539790559what does the N stand for
>>539790721true, true indeed
>>539790559What mindbreak? It's a legit design choice for her ass thrusters.
>>539790886>ass thrustersThanks for the chuckle
>>539790796NICOLE
>>539790721
How is Lucia's w-engine looking compared to alternatives? afaik both Astra and Yuzuha lucked out with R5 A-rank ones being almost just as good, but I don't feel as if Mihoyo will let it slide a third time.
Why settle for one when you can have ass + tits + fur
>>539791071She can use the The Vault but you need to manage to get her HP to 22k
>>539783231I hate feet.
>>539790105They can figure out, picrel with slight adjustments for example. Her thrusters only really pop out in her default outfit when she's flying, otherwise they're completely flat
>>539791207So W1 lets her enjoy ER on slot 6, whereas R5 Vault wants HP instead?
Could you trust a girl with a smile like this?
>>539791346Yep, pretty much.
Just a little more till we can leave the embarassement known as Seed behind
why does she do the cinema pose every time she wins?
>>539791387>troon bodylemao
>>539791397For me it's this one
>>539791397...because you keep ending with her EX
>>539791397
>>539791168>gives character horns and sharp ears>gives her a hoodie that won't showcase her horns and sharp earsWaterkuma is a shit designer. Why not just give her hoodie holes for her horns
PLEASE GOD I NEED TO WIN MY 50/50 ON ORPHIE'S BANNER I'VE BEEN LOSING MY COINFLIPS FIVE TIMES IN A ROW NOW
>>539791057FVARK
Ass gameAss generalAss thread
>>539791104golly how are other women supposed to compete with american snatch like this, perfect ideal body and woman
>>539786875Oh no >presses skip buttonAnyways
Am I supposed to level the low priority skills too at some point or just leave it alone forever
>>539791071>>5397912073 engines I have in mind for Lucia.Gameball (for Yixuan Lucia)Rina engineNicole engine
>>539791806Yes
>>539791730I say this and look like this
So that's an easy engine skip?
>>539791806Realistically beating Shiyu or DA is a disc, team comp and skill(player) check
I love this thing
>>539792086Finally someone that can use this shit
>>539792123me too, i love small women with big weapons
>orphie is a clone soldier>s11 is a clone soldierAnd I bet my left nut Hoyo will not do anything with this information in the second part of 2.2
>>539792123>>539792409I really hope she's a defender, but also because it'd be funny.
>>539792418>implying there's anything in the 2nd half of 2.2
Why do both HSR and genshin hates us so much? >>539791438
>>539791806Moving from level 1 to 5 cost nothing.Moving from level 1 to 7 is good bang for the buck.But moving from level 7 to 12 is exponentially more expensive the higher you go.Some people leave such skills at level 1.But people who have Battlepass have lot of upgrade resources, I recommend stopping at level 7 for this type.And some people dream of using a particular agent as front DPS for fun in experimental teams in Hollow Zero, I also recomment stopping at level 7 for this type.
Should I get Trigger for my S0Anby or skip?I have an M6 Pulchra to go with her. But will she need Trigger's help after the buff?
>>539792123How is she so strong
>>539792617success breeds jealousy
>>539792596most of the second parts of a patch is a huge event who knows.
[GOOD NEWS] Seed has finally reached 2.01億G. Can she beat Lighter with only 4 days to go?!
>>539790105Easy, ring tube around her waist that has concealing panels for them, opens up for the thrusters when they need to be used.
>>539792708Hourly intake of protein
>>539792617how does zzz make a genshin banner flop
>>539792801HAHAHAHAHAAH
>>539792801LETS GOOOOO
>>539792798Anon there's a schedule in game. Why don't you look at that and see what's left for 2.2
>>539792798bro i think your information is a few patches out of date. this is effortless zone zero now
>>539792801Holy shit, my bro will remain UNDEFEATED
>>539792801AKIRAMENDAYO SHIIDO
>>539792617seeing our fully unique models with custom rigging makes it harder to justify BODYTYPE_02 spending
>>539792617That's a great design (edit). Best of the region, if anything.
https://suno.com/song/06ab89af-b458-41d6-9d5d-f231014c6904?sh=2tQZhPHVyyaip4B6
>>539792801If she doesnt beat Lighter record this is gonna be a pointless
>>539792801>they can't make the robot playable because it won't sell!>soulless fetish bait waifu loses to the champion despite being a first banner and getting 3 trailersget fucked you stupid faggots. hopefully mihoyo learns the right lesson from this.
>>539792686Sanby will be paired with S rank Cunning Hares. Just skip till then.
biggu sneedo
>>539792801VOIDHUNTER EXPECTATION
>>539793221That lesson being?
>>539793480Isolde should've been playable instead of Shitdo
>>539792823What kind of protein?
>Watch Orphie's music video>Everyone looking like bad ass soldiers> Seed does the "teehe I eat flowers" shitI'm so tired of her
>>539793480>cute girls = good>cute girls with story relevance and build-up = even better>le subversion = bad
Anyone know when the player surveys normally go out? Bout 4 days ago I just stopped caring enough to even boot up the game but I wanna let them know exactly who caused me to stop playing.SEED, Lucia, Yidhari, Alice, Orphie In that order. Id love to say ill be back for Zhao and the Idols but so much time will pass by then I doubt thatll happen.
>>539792823>
Komano love!
I blame Anti-Seed schizo for cursing her banner
>>539793613LEAVE MY AUSTISTIC HALF-ETHEREAL DAUGTHERWIFE ALONE!!!
What disks does Orphie want? 4pc Shadow harmony 2pc ER set with ER slot 6?
we fucking lost
>>539793793Yes
>>539793823>spic proportionsNo thanks, bro
>>539792801what the fuck does G mean?
>>539793752who?
Most of these are suggestive but S11 and Orphie are straight up butt naked.
>>539793921Million. She's fucking rock bottom below Lighter.
>>539793787Surely there is more than just one piece of fanart featuring all of OBOL squad?
>>539793895watch our skinny penis a real man coming through to beat those cheeks
>>539786073Maybe if they kept the robot as the focus like how the lore text ingame and the Season 2 trailer implied
>>539794136@Fairy what is this individual trying to communicate?
>>539791104>chromatic aberrationNice image ruined by this shit, does anyone actually like it? First thing I turn off in gamesI just zoomed in on the image and my eyes hurts
Zhu Yuan come save us I'm tired of tragedyslop story filled with pathetic pitybaiting
>>539793480originality = goodrehashed slop(temu firefly + cutesy moeblob#13) = bad
>>539793304>S rank Cunning HaresDoes anyone actually buy this?
>>539794093here you go bwo
>>539792801Seed was 1.92 before that so a 0.09 increase to 2.01, the days before that were around 0.08let's assume she gets 0.10 for the last 4 days, that's 2.01+(0.10x4) = 2.41Lighter is 2.59
>>539794263It can be useful to make photographic effect on 2D illustrations, but newbie artists tend to overuse it instead of erasing around the focal point to make it more bearable.
>>539794206/m/fags might've got him.Waifufags have been bombared for 4 straight banners and at least 3 more banners after Seed you gotta realise they'd start just not pulling.
>>539794458KEKKKKKAAAA
>>539794250my dick long so i appreciate thick cushy plump womenyour dick short so you need anorexic ladyboys
>be slop>flopFlora is a success story for Zenless Zone Zero. good things will come from this
>>539794458This brown girl belongs to SEA
Back to back no video reviews of new zzz characters by iwtl. EoS canary
>>>/v/721171050Ah this explains why zzz sucks now
>>539794974Not even the most dicksucking region JP wants OBOL.You don't realize how much hatred Asians hold towards military.
>>539794825First Hoyo game?
Bunny cunny!
>>539785780Perfect for your Lucia
>>539793921It stands for「ぐらい」(jp "gurai", en "about"). In other words, it just indicated the numbers are "unofficial" and completely made up. I'm not even kidding.
>>539795341>flat hp>API don't know man
>>539786075Someone add a yellow thinking hand to this bird gif.
>>539795117Explain Girl's Frontline and Arknights.
>>539795393Oh nonono doomjeet sissies our narrative...
>>539795393unofficial doesn't mean made up, coping retard. they use the same metrics for every character. Seed is objectively the worst performing character
Ass?
>>539795637that scooter is so ass man
Bnuy leakerinos doko?
>>539795637
>>539795728I'd accept it more if it had a different design or even hovered.
>>539795637I still don't understand why Seed was the first banner.
>>539795613> Seed is objectively the worst performing characterEverybody knows. I didn't argue against that. What are you even getting angry about?
You guys are faggots.
>>539795485The games that make worse than ZZZ? What's there to explain here. Even when they make their "military" totally not military with just cute girls (and handsome fellas) holding fantasy guns and swords?Should've used Nikke as a counterpoint
>>539796037desuwa
>>539795320Here
>>539793480Don't deny us our robot after baiting us for a year, and your character won't flop.
>>539796045? Arknights is old as shit and is still making dough on par with ZZZ at times. GFL2 pretty much killed itself, but yes it's not good comparison
>>539796037Silence, you whore!https://files.catbox.moe/fratpj.png
Was this justified for Seed to have her own short anime
>>539795910>high expectationsThat interview wasn't some joke. Zhenyu was dead serious.There's a reason Seed gets 2 trailers and a 6-minute 2D anime
Lucia and Yidhari will save the game.
>>539796234wtf did GFL2 do?
>>539795910The only explanation I can offer is that they're trying to establish a pattern of phase 1 being general agents a wide variety of teams can use and phase 2 being specific archetypes for people to fill in team holes.> 2.1 was Yuzuha into Alice> 2.2 is Seed into Orphie> 2.3 will be Lucia into Yidhari
>>539796335Devs legitimately thought (maybe still think?) it's gonna be another Firefly
>>539795910Because Seed had hype.The retarded devs mistook us being hyped for a giant robot, and thought people wanted a retarded girl with schizo powers on a Roomba
>>539796342NTA, but Hoyo is fucking retarded if they think a bunch of trailers the majority of people don't even know exist are enough to sell a characterthe should've shilled her IN GAME like Miyabi and Shifu werethey also should've made her stronger, like 80% of gacha players are metafags whether they admit it or not
>>539796045>The games that make worse than ZZZ?Worse than ZZZ is still a lot of money. Shoot ZZZ still makes an insane amount of money. Are chart ranks really that important to people? Even the The way people her talk you'd think these games were barely making even.
>>539796234How's it a bad comparison when the orignal GFL did extremely well?
>>539796853Its just one or two people ragebaiting, nobody actually cares about the charts.
>>539795613>Seed objectively has the worst made-up numbers compared to the other characters' made-up numbers!I don't have a Yuzuha to post here, so have a Damian
>>539796663Anon I don't think you understand how underperforming Seed is. She could've been just below VH tier and people would've still not pulled.She's half less than our previous lowest 1st banner. Do you know how bad that is? It's like half of our playerbase just completely vanished. You'd expect people to just drop to play the patch and spend some money on interknot/battlepass during the first banner and make it less embarrassing but they just fucking vanished.
>>539796445NTA and i don't know specifics but it was a monumental melty over the MC being "cucked" by Mr Raymond(I think that's his name), also some adjacent schizo war between GFLfags and snowggers but as stated i don't know specifics
>>539796445They decided to add a skin gacha to the game and handled the backlash very poorly.
>cropped futapornfag>doesn't like big assHow the fuck does this kind of person even exist
>>539796335they really thought they had struck gold with their idea of having zzz's own firefly. but in reality no one liked they unholy amalgamation of desecrated robot plus inane moeblob girl that has massive pandering for a niche fetish that turns most people away.
reminder seed was suppose to have mibibi-level salesthis is the biggest flop for mihoyo relative to expectations in history
Would S11/Orphie/Astra be able to at least get 2 stars in DA, when the boss is fire weak? I want to get her because I like her design a lot, but I don't have trigger or S.Anby. I'm assuming we'd get another aftershock dps at a later time, but since they seem be focusing on rupture that might be a while yet.
>>539797485KEK
>>539797253That NTR drama was like half a year ago. It was mostly schizos getting angry back then.
>>539797485This is genuinely the worst patch since Hugo/Vivian's. Horrible story, boring characters, shit banners. What are we even doing here?
>>539797485Proof?
>Seed (allegedly) didn't sell well>Lucia and Yidhari will because big titties and metaMihoyo will learn the wrong lesson here and we'll only have AI-generated designs from now on instead of SOVL like Seed
Now /hsrg/ is laughing at us... >>539796572
>>539797694>>Lucia and Yidhari willlol
>>5397976352.3 will be worse
Seed is going to be our Natlan, we're going to be in 4.X and people will STILL be seething about Seed
>>539797695Aren't you tired of making posts in other generals and linking it here?
>>539797695You posting in another thread doesn't mean our sisters are mocking us.
>>539797485>reminder seed was suppose to have mibibi-level salesYou're just making shit up now Iol
>>539796853What's your point here. I'm saying stuff like AK or GFL already bastardize military stuff to not look at all like military and add fantasy shit in them it's basically just cute girls (and handsome fellas) with magic guns and they're still not this popular mainstream games because Asians are more interested in shonen beam spams or jutsu name-calling. Heck, without Valorant/APEX during covid the majority barely even play FPS. They also don't secretly love Metal Gear.And here's ZZZ devs having high expectations on military faction and story. How is any of it rational.
>>539797635>not liking the RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE Obsidian DivisionGay
>>539797904
>>539797095brown hands typed this post
>>539797259Do normal users actually care about shit like that? Half the time the internet gets mad and then the devs make the most money they've ever made.
>Shitposters, salesfags and possibly Horsie woke upAlright, see you tomorrow.
are we chopping, flopping and slopping?
None of this matters, not one of you is actually mindbroken enough by Seed to continue shitposting her two weeks after her banner ends, all of you are fake, only the Archduke of the stables and Wormschizo have actual stakes on the table(In their mind), you're Indian and paid by the hour, not by quality or persistance
>>539797992What magazine was this again. I know it's the usual JP mag I just forgot its name.
>>539797992Now include the previous question that led to "challenges"
My seed is a brick. Is there any chance she'll get a dedicated teammate someday or is she doomed because she flopped?
>>539798098I'll just drop Undefeated Champion Seed shitposts once in a while. Lighter got beat. Poor Lighter.
we got owned by the other game...
>>539798098I'll stop once we get S rank Billy or another cool, original design.
>we
>>539797802Yeah I'm not too sure about eldritch magic and druids in my zzz. But literally anything that isn't about miasma and exaltists would be nice.
FVARKKKKTHE VOIDHUNTER FLOPECTATION
>>539798281If you have Seed, just enjoy the higher than average quality mods she gets compared to other agents for some reason
>>539797992was that before or after they bricked her kit by removing all the synergy she had with orphie?
sanby is bad without her signature engine rightevery other option is like 25% worse
>>539798408S Rank Billy wearing Calydon leathers and a cowboy hat.
>>539798530>good proportions>good bunny suitWhat the fuck
>Yenless Yen Zero
>>539798549I mean I've been using Eve' sig as a stack stick and it's been pretty nice. Otherwise, you might as well invest into S-Anby's sig
>>539797981Nice. Where can I find the full doc this is from? I wanna see the other scuffed teams I could make with her. I hadn't consdired Zhu Yuan at all before seeing this.
>>539798029The game was already bleeding users before and the devs are now trying to milk out some more money while people are still there. Business as usual.
>>539798624In a span of her banner, she somehow already has better mods than Eve to this day and I'm just confused
This is what the average /hsrg/ thread looks like when you press ctrl+f = zzz
>>539798894They're just sleepy
>>539787560>behaveyou're asking for some one whos been told that they can do anything in the world and everyone should love them for it.
>>539797992>-It makes sense that Miyabi and Yixuan would be in that group, but "Seed" as well?Interviewer is clearly implying that Seed is not as hyped as Miyabi and Yixuan.ZYL does not try to correct the interviewer.Sounds like Seed just got lumped in with the "characters that needed frequent re-adjusting" category.
>>539798884Fuck, tempted now
>>539798884Evelyn doesn't need fixing, meanwhile base seed is actual shit
>>539798530agreed :)
>>539799114The Jews or the Murricans? Or the Bongs? Or the Japs?Hard to tell here.
>>539798576If you're going with Cowboy Billy for his S-Rank he needs to be wearing a duster or something.
>>539798884Damn didnt know they license out eva for hoyo that's so cool.
>>539799265Every fucking modding scene is a race to the bottom.
>>539799421kys homotranny
>>539797810If she remains the lowest by then sure enough. Who knows, maybe Orphie or Yid beats her. Maybe start praying.
>>539798884There's no improving Eve
>>539799526True
>>539799459Woman want this.Why can't the rest of us guys be this?
>>539799216>>539799526Its not about fixing or improving. Sometimes I just want to see Eve in a different outfit. She mostly gets bad make up applied or retarded proportions. This one was fun for the summer event at least
>>539795637I ROLLED SEED!NOOO NOOOO!!!SHES SO BAD!I HATE IT! WHY DID I DO IT! I HAVE THE WORST AGENT IN THE GAAME!
>S Rank Billy>5* Physical Attacker>has a beat up poncho and cowboy hat on>moveset is him being a quickdraw >every time an enemy is about to attack, you can attack first, dealing massive damage and causing Billy to evade the enemy attack>ultimate is IT'S HIGH NOON>filling a meter allows him to fan the hammer and throw off his poncho to reveal a shitton of weapons he can cycle through (rifles, shotguns, rocket launchers, etc)
>>539797485based, pinoykeks will seethe about this post for a whole day
I don't like the bunnyShe has no place being in ZZZ
>>539799771No one that actually likes the character is going to complain about getting different outfits
>>539799972Nice try Damian, but you can't keep her to yourself.
>>539785437On seed teams you want Astra using Moonlight and Orphie using Astral voiceor seed using AV and Astra ML when paired with sanbyit's just better for team damage
s rank billy will be starlight knight themed retards
>>539800284no that'll be the skin so they can squeeze more money out of people
>>539799886I don't remember when but didn't Lighter say Billy wasn't a gun user back when he was with Calydon?Something to the effect of "he doesn't need guns to be strong"
>>539800421and the skin will only be for the A rank version
>>539800421>commies doing commie thingsnot surprised.
>>539800284Believable. They designed Sanby as the silver ranger so Billy will be red and Nico pink.
>>539800624You don't actually believe in the Socialism with Bing chilling characteristics do you?
>>539799972bwo you got your seed already, cant you let us eat too?
>>539800571
imagine skipping this
>>539800869don't have to imagine
https://x.com/zinnki/status/1969388218689994844
Hotglue time
> Post YFW all the Upgraded Cunning Hare members will be placed into the silver squad faction
>>539782947Ananta in 4 days
>>539800783The CCP is shortened to three letters for a reason. Go ahead, look up that reason. I can wait.>>539800869Oh, I ain't just imagining it, I'm DOING it. Saving for Orphie.
>>539799486Chill out deviantart lover
>>539800945Cutekaku
>>539800945
>>539800924>>539801125>skipping one of the most fertile ass in the game
>>539801178yes I skipped that flop
Romantically walking alongside my agents so I can get a clear view of their tits and ass.
>>539801052Woah how old is this combat test ? Back when it was called Mugen ?
>One of the most fertile ass
>>539800435>I don't remember when but didn't Lighter say Billy wasn't a gun user back when he was with Calydon?>Something to the effect of "he doesn't need guns to be strong"He doesn't need gun because he had an arm blaster like Cobra.
>>539801231>>539801390certified homosexuals
>>539800950catbox your semen please
>>539801178I'm pretty stupid but I'm 100% sure you can't breed an ass
>>539801052Nigga this shit gonna flop then Insomniac gonna sue.
>>539801420
>>539800818Imagine if this ISN'T an unpowercreepable Attack / Anomaly / Rupture unit worthy of being M6W5'd.Would Mihoyo really?
>>539801473Figuratively speaking brothis ass screams pronebone like no other
>>539801634She's gonna be dual role shithousery instead. Every Krampus will be dual role and every VH/adjacent will be special element.
Roll Orphie or Trigger??
>orphieNo turning back and you better believeLook me in the eyes, did you get what ya came for?Try to run and hide, are you looking for a hero?We're all fighting with the secrets that we keepI think it's time you see the truthBreathing in a revolution, know that I will riseIt's about to blow, Feel the madness taking holdOne shot to burn it all down- https://zenless-zone-zero.fandom.com/wiki/FURY_ON>hugoSome are born noble, others as worms... Is this truly heaven's decree?I believe in myself because I am my own master I shall shatter the rules of the arrogant Choose a path: the high road or the low road Flip a coin: obey or rebel Destiny bows at my feet- https://zenless-zone-zero.fandom.com/wiki/My_Curse,_My_Fate>lighterWith every battle, my body took a tollNow every knockout, shows me a sign of who I'm meant to bePush me to the edge, I'll fight back even moreI'll be the one who lights the flame(I'll be the one, I'll be the one)I'll be the one who lights the flame(I'll be the one, I'll be the one)I'll be the one who lights the flame- https://zenless-zone-zero.fandom.com/wiki/Fearless
>>539801861just b urself
>>539801861Roll who makes your dick harder
>>539801561>salesniggersubhuman
>>539801178>>539801637I would take another generic wuxia design over an ass that looks like it smells like cheese.
imma roll your MOM lmaoshit, i didnt mean that. friends?
>>539801637I can't get past it from behind
>>539801982she smells great, she is barely moving so she doesn't sweat
>>539801982NTA but wouldnt it be preferable to smell like cheese, instead of, you know... ass?
>>539801892>Astra> Green + Red eyesAnon, are you oaky? She has red / pink eyes
>>539801561TO THE MOOOOOOOON
still stuck on boring vivian storyis the china place right after? then the fun summer stuff?please tell me the boring stops soon
>>539802148
>>539802243it's a mihoyo gacha, what the fuck did you expect? at least the dialogues aren't as bad as in the other titles
>>539801959>FLOPnigger
>>539802258referring to her necklace by the way
>>539802317if the story was all comics, that'd be so sweet.
>>539798648hello!!! Are you gonna make another 1 week meal again this weekend???
>>539802243>funohnonono...
>>539800869couldnt be me
>>539802142>doesn't know what a real ass smells likego take a shower.>>539802128No one on OBOL showers because they're all autistic. Just to show you how devoid of braincells they are in comparison to other groups, even the SoC takes showers and their captain is a downie.
>NOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY CHARTS! NOT MY SALES! NOT MY NUMBERS! I CAN'T FIND ENJOYMENT IN THINGS THAT DON'T HAVE HIGH NUMBERS ATTACHED TO THEM! THE NUMBERS DICTATE WHAT I LIKE AND DISLIKE! AAAAAAAAAAAH SAVE ME SALEEEEEEEES!
>>539800976No reason toS-rank billy will be Calydonand Nicole probably some faction from the Throne Quarter
>>539802609Kek'd
>>539802726I'm guessing S-Rank Billy would either be some Starlight Knight faction or the actual Calydon Gang, precursor to the current Sons of Calydon.
>>539802609KEK do salesjeets really
>>539802609Seed isn't even enjoyable ignoring the sales though. Also I ain't a foot fag, I don't need her ugly ass feet in my face constantly
Why did Wuwa feet sell more?they are both girls they both focus on feet, why did one sell more than the other?
>>539802517Trigger absolutely takes regular showers, she's not being caught smelling badly by usS11 also takes regular showers since showering is an important to maintaining body healthOrphie has an angry gun buttplug reminding her to showerSeed is the only stinky disgusting vermin
I love my military harem
>>539802916Because ZZZ tried stuffing 2 characters in 1, with both Orpheus and Seed. Iuno carried herself effortlessly, but Seed is nothing without Big Seed.
>>539802916handholding scene
sex with
>>539802945How do blind people shower?
>>539797485>>539797992>doomjeets cant read many such cases
>>539803089By being otherwise functional human beings? You need a light source to properly clean your dick and asshole?
So does Magus go into self diagnosis mode when Orphie goes to the toilet?
>>539803003Will we be able to date Magus?
>>539802839Imagine if Billy and Big Daddy reform the original Calydon to help the SoC with some major problem in the Outer Rig.
>>539803225She simply detaches her
>>539803082Lycaon
>>539803225I'm willing to bet money that Orphie's trust events will reveal there's no such thing as diagnostic mode, and Magus is just pretending to be sleeping. We'll do something nice for Orphie, and Magus will (temporarily) soften up and hint she knows what happened.
>>539802916even for an AI post, I find this an interesting question>the audiences for gacha and foot fetishism may prefer characters with aspects of elegance, like long flowing hair+clothes+gold bits>iuno's (main story) quest was about herself and the main character's relationship>iuno is quite good in battle and seed is not>iuno first appeared 2 patches ago and in that patch's drip marketing, instead of her same patch's drip
>>539802517you're correct, I dont wander down thereCould you enlighten me how it actually smells?
>>539803414Sorry sis, Lycaon's for Hugo exclusively
>>539802916>>539803472Boomnext wuwa sloppa please
>>539788347built for dying at childbirth
>>539803206I mean, to turn on the shower, adjust the nozzle for the optimum angle, etc, yeah. Not like the three retards are better at it, either.
>>539803594That means nothing to me.
>>539800869SHE SUCKS!!!
Has anyon figured out how we cane make use of these towers?They just sort of have a cool reaction when you can closer, but I can't figure out what it's useful for.
>>539803449It's real, she does it at the start in that one shot where Orph is sleeping.but she also fakes it such as the date where you watch a romance movie with Orph
>>539803710It is time again?
>>539803742They cleanse miasma build-up
>>539801052Combat looks ASS
>>539788478I'm not gay so I like this
>>539802916Because Iuno is dressed like one of the most popular gacha designI rolled both Seed and Iuno but Iuno is just incredibly hot
>>539803742They clear any miasma buildup you have.
>>539803472Another big one is Iuno is visibly a grown-up, while Seed gets called a little kid by certain characters and acts like it too.
>>539803742Is there any benefit to using Caesar with Yixuan?
>>539803920looks like every other wuslop girl
>>539797243dont let me see this again or i'll manifest it into reality oh god please
I think I'm playing the Seed,Sanby and Trigger team wrong. Whenever I stun the monster am I supposed to onfield Sanby and fully stack and consume the marks 3 times just like how I play her in hyper teams? or am I supposed to onfield Seed instead so I can do the enhanced basic once or twice
>>539804034Thislook at this sloppa lmao
>>539803662Just because you can't imagine living without sight doesn't mean people who do can't adapt, we humans are actually insanely good at that compared to the rest of the animal kingdom
Chances of Jufufu growing up to be a hot bombshell with sex appeal that surpasses Yixuan?
>>5398042200 because she's fictional and they'd prefer to try again with a blank slate instead of some weird timetravel alt form
>>539804220200% guranteed
>>539804034She doesn't>>539804127she looks better than most ZZZ characters
>>539804220Plot twist: She's a sumatran tiger thiren. Destined to be small forever
>>539801982I disagree, seed has beautiful pink cunt and butthole, not brown like astra and yi xuan
>>539804356LOL
>>539797485did yixuan achieve miyabi level sales
>>539804220She's a flat chested midget. There's no growing up.
>>539804220Jufufu is an adult female Thiren despite her acting, it's over for her
>>539804356She looks like the every other bitch you fuckers spam post here. I think the last one had red hair and looked exactly the same. What a fucking joke of a character design.
i only pull meta
Is orhpie meta
>>539802609Honestly not even the spics think like this, I better stop liking (thing)!
>>539804220Jufufu is NOT a child.
>>539804408>>539804529So if she looks bad why did she sell more than Seed then?
Metaslaves OUT
>>539786075I would. But I wouldn't mind something like pic rel.
I only pull agents with exposed armpits
>>539804529at least that Ishtar from temu has blue hair lmao
>>539803710>Union jackI laugh every time
wuwa's continued success mindbroke that dude
This thread is weird like it’s people in their own bubbles one guy is posting gay furry pictures and other people are trying to bait with other gacha it’s like a whole ecosystem going on
>>539804676Seed's fan service is way more annoying and her character is basic. Iuno is not that great either, but at least her story was a more interesting. That said, she hasn't sold as well as I thought she would
>>539804220She already surpassed Yi Xuan in strength and sex appeal long ago
>>539804676>>539804734>9>10loloff by one... cant even beat the lowest profit gacha from mihoyo.. nexus will beat wuwuasars too
Kot's still got it.
>>539804704Based. I want to see picrel post buffs already
>>539804529No, she doesn't. You're simply coping because you aren't playing both, like I do. I don't have a horse in this race and I can appreciate the qualities of both games fairly objectively.
>>539804904Based Kot lover.
I only ever know what's happening with wuwa because someone INSISTS on posting about it here in /zzz/ instead of /wuwa/Weird that's how it happens and i wish you'd stop
>>539804707Kek at least they tried a new hair color I guess. Shame about the rest of the character. >>539804676She lost to Seed thoughbeit.
>>539804815It's like a whole ecosystem of predator plants. Take the bait and be prepared to argue with someone over the most pointless shit
>>539804886The really sad thing is that your severe autism means: even if anyone knew what you were talking about every time you tried spamming this, it STILL has a high likelihood of being some worthless microstatistic that everyone will just ignore
>>539804980Everything I know about wuwa has been against my will
>>539804964I don't give a fuck about your personal blog nigger.
ZZZ needs more PAWGs
>>539804964>>539805086thanks Chatgpt
>>539800869Vast majority of characters have better asses. Seed serves no purpose.
>>539805117I accept your concession.
wuwa's continued success *really* mindbroke that dude
>>539804904kotGODI have her M3W2 or something, worth to build her for the fun factor?
>>539805118Can you slop some for Yidhari or Zhao
>wuwa's continued success *really* mindbroke that dude
>>539805191They don't. Seed's ass has a much better shape than Zhu, it looks significantly softer to boot.I own both Zhu and Seed, Seed is better. Period.Both are M0W1 too.
>>539805217Would you kindly pinpoint "that" dude among all the posts here good sir?
>>539805274Did someone say Yidhari slop?
I’m going to play Zenless Zone Zero all day tomorrow and eat honey bbq Fritos and drink blueberry sparkling water and have lots of fun but I can’t today because I have responsibilities which makes me sad so I have to look forward to tomorrow so I can finish all the content in this patch sorry for the run on sentence I’m just excited :3
>>539804886>Claims Wuwafeet character is bad>ZZZfeet loses to Wuwafeet>Now forced to either admit ZZZfeet is bad or Wuwafeet is good>Takes the cope and seed option instead:^)
>>539805337it already responded lmao >>539805325 hahahaShouldn't have called it a dude though, it's just a thing.
>>539805118based
>>539805436an Ishtar clone it is bad tho>>ZZZfeet loses to Wuwafeet>9>10lol no
>>539805436NTA, but why can't I just say they're both bad? Iuno is just a little less bad than Seed, because Seed's foot-pandering is way too egregious for the normie majority audience.Seed's banner is doing poorly, buu I'm pretty sure Iuno is underperforming as well.
>>539805484>erased the main appeal
>>539805484This is why you TAKE the carrots away after a certain amount of nibbling has been done.
if we got an ishtar clone the entire thread would slurp it up
we're so fucking back orphiegods
Are you really so bored and devoid of things you could do that you respond to wuwa shitposters?
>>539805694Where did we go?
Wise and Rover are friends, and they regularly take turns stomping on Horsepedo's neck.
wuwa mc controversy nigger va got fired gacha fans retarded as usual now as for zzz also retarded sigma
>>539805754chat is this true?
I can't even look at genshin models nowevery character there just look so bad
I'd definitely slop a ZZZ Ishtar clone desu, if you disagree you're a faggot
>>539805754I will never play your genshin clone open world slop tho
>>539805814That controversy was found to be stupid as shit btw. Shit is hilarious
CHIIINA
>>539805754Rover (male and female) is a part of Wise's harem Wise is so cool
>>539805273She's completly ass but I love her swishing and swooshing around the battlefield.
>>539805902>>539805814What happened?
Why are Seedfags so defensive? I never saw Lighterfags or Triggerfags shrieking so much about how their banner was actually doing great.
>>539805217i didn't know wuwa had anybody left playing who made more than 307$ a year
>>539806101redditors mad that devs listened
>>539806167we love trigger here (I dont have her)
>>539805915I actually like this outfit significantly more than what we got. The hat I'm not sure about, but the rest definitely sells "Grandmaster" a lot more than what we have in-game for Yixuan.
>>539805915no wonder they started dressing like westerners, chinese outfits lookin fuckin stupid, i would feel embarassed being near a woman dressed like this
>>539806167I don't like any of the 3 you mentioned but you're either retarded or a shrieking fag yourself >>539785205>defensively brings up Lighter out of nowhere without anyone mentioning or shitposting him
60NCIDW0NCIDW
>>539806101Female CN VA for Rover got fired because she posted info about fans who were harassing her and a group of Hoyo fans doxed them, so WuWafags accused her of being in cahoots with Hoyo and got her fired.
>>539806513Bricked
SALES SAARWE MUST TALK ABOUT MY SALES CHART
>>539804220No chancesFufubrick is destined to be forgotten
>>539806513Might as well make a shadow harmony build lucia lmao
>>539803967It's just convenient for casual exploration.
>>539806167Because Pyryd*en rated her as T1
>>539806513how are you that unlucky?
>>539806562And said doxxer got found to have made the shit all up
I really should sit down and clear tower to level 100 at some point
>>539806469Anon, for the past three months and possibly more, there's a guy who goes on an angry tirade about "Flopter" every time someone else mentions him, whether it's in the context of team comps or whatever else. He's basically the same as the guy who screams DOGSHIT everyone time anyone talks about Vivian, except he does it to Lighter.
It feels like mihoyo hates ranged agents
Seed killed the game
>>539806816yeah the whole 2 of them
>>539806807Both are retarded schizo's, if the "Flopter" guy isn't even here and you've got some Lighterfag shitposting like that
>>539806816Doesn't help themar they gave all ranged agents damage falloff if they're more than a few meters away from the enemy, and then don't fucking tell you about it anywhere in game (as far as I can tell).
Puppy.
>>539806597iOS' specifically.Forget that wuwa couldn't even top Genshin's week old banner at the Playstore.
>>539806807Wormter is the biggest fucking mistake these retard devs have ever done and he'll keep harming the game until they make a proper and unwormed alternative to him.
>>539806089sexy
SEX with 11 year olds!
>>539806953I'll agree it's weird to bring him up out of context, but at that point you're making fun of DOGSHITanon rather than defending Vivian.
>>539804731That's an old Hong Kong flag
>>539807046nice
>>539806623i use fufu every day for sex what do you mean
>>539806953Hey look, there he is:>>539807024Our resident wormtard.
>>539805336I was stating objective facts. Whether or not you can accept reality isn't my problem.
>>539807046mmmm I don't know, she's a little too old...
>>539807024>Wormterthats a funny way to spell Seed. Lighter is a cool character that was unfortunately used as a sacrificial lamb for Miyabi, who as thanks, went on to kill the game by making every other non void hunter dps look like shit in comparison and flop.
>>539807046Orphie is only good for her body.
>>539782947Add me UID:100
>>539807114Both retarded schizo's and bad. It's one thing to make fun of schizo's while they're shitposting and it's another when you're schizoposting yourself about schizo's >>539807285>nearly 700 posts inFeel free to shovel shit in each other's mouths now
>>539807490You're damn right
>>539807412BRAAAAAAAAAP
>>539807501that's a rare UID
>>539807482They should have done what Genshin did before Natlan and made all the archons Supports/Sub-DPS.
Why is this guy so close to my wife?
The bloons TD event was fun the first time around, but the 2nd one has overstayed it's welcome
>>539807683She is working
Is Trigger the type of dork to learn a completely new hobby that you've recently taken interest in just so she can talk to you about it
MOVE THAT FAT ASS ALREADY, SLUT!https://files.catbox.moe/cdvzrp.jpg
>>539807482Seed is a fucking brick that won't force the devs to balance any new fire/ice character around her until EoS, like Wormter. We already have a limited number of elements, having two tied to that faggot and be effectively unusable without him is just fucking inexcusable.
>>539807765thats all women who are interested in you. woman will very commonly adopt their partners politics, hobbies, taste.atleast the good white ones
>>539807729They need to develop it further to have deeper mechanics; they actually dumbed it down a bit, this time. But TD can be quite fun if structured right.
CHADmano CHADnato wonCHADter wonCHADomasa wonCHADgo won
>>539807683Don't worry the guy in the bucket hat is a tourist. He wont be around for long.
>>539807412the problem with Zhu is that although her rear is huge and voluptuous she is kind of a bitch and i'm not into that despite her god tier bodyseed is younger, more supple, and would be much more available to become a repeat mother.zhu will sacrifice our childs well being for work
>>539807948FVARKKKKI WISH TO BE LIKE HIM
>>539808048You trust Seed with your kids?
>>539807683look at wise legs manthis guy would get bullied at the beach and his woman stolen
>>539807948Wisewimps...
man i suck at this game..
>>539807765the War Plans To Love literally had "create chance encounters" as one of its reminders, so yes
>>539807892>effectively unusable without himIce is hamstrung by Miyabi, not Lighter, and Miyabi doesn't even want Lighter.
>>539807948Why is Yuzaha a race traitor?
>>539808176He's so fucking hot, bros...
>>539808146i'd trust seed with my life, and she wont be raising our children alone it'll be with me, and I can teach and train her.
>>539808176If I were Wise... I'd kneel down, put both my hands behind his back and start pleasing him....
>>539808204>spend gorillion pulls for Seedtarded team>Barely 3 star Defileris the defiler that difficult?
>>539806816Its pretty a staple of melee focused games.
>>539807683Why is Sweety so short? She's even shorter than the schoolgirls.
A lot of gay fantasies in this general.
i think that guy just doesn't like white women so he sneeds about them all day praying for more asians
>>539808327All of these things you'd be able to do with Zhu lmao. Not to mention you wouldn't need to go through telling her you can't give a baby salt water and nitro fuel. You can like Seed but thinking she would be a better mother than Zhu is crazy
Anby won
>>539808270>and Miyabi doesn't even want Lighterjust because devs had a moment of lucidity and killed the synergy at the last moment, otherwise we'd have the FIRST fucking void hunter of the game glued to him like every everyone else, I honestly think I would have dropped the game at that point
>>539808204>>539808408Skill issue. M0W1 Seed/Sanby, M0W0 Astra
>>539808560i never said better at any point in either of my comments, just that i prefer a younger more supple woman who is more available for child rearing than a career police woman who is kind of a bitch too.she seems like she would yell at our kids, seed would love them correctly.
>>539808167He really does like your typical lanky white boy lol. Eh he's still cool enough
>>539807914>>539808254that's so nice of her! I guess I'll dm her so we can play yugioh toge
>>539808642>>539808642>>539808642
>>539808610>3 tomato sliceswho is the sick fuck who ruined anbys burger
https://youtube.com/shorts/eMEhhnNx4Jk?si=GIHjnBaBuive1XbZThe problem has been fixed.
>>539808176how are komano's dates with wise, is it actually gay
