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The salmon...
I’m gonna draw a few /ink/ member cephs. Post your ceph if you hate Clam Blitz rank mode & if you have a liking to Clam Blitz rank mode.
>>539815830fuckin hate it
>>539815830The pb was the sixth time I played clams in 3 years
>>539814289an entire main's worth of ability power that you would use on... what exactly? most other single-main abilities are not nearly as strong, and most stackable abilities get hit with such diminishing returns that by the time you spec out your kit, there's more than enough space for an ability with no downside.the thing with delayed sj is that without sj, you usually have to wait to find a safe teammate to jump to, and that extra sj delay baisically compensated for that, at least partially. s1 sj was, at face value, just a license to not think about where you superjump, the cheese came later, and proximity-based sj (and no unconditional qr) removes a lot of that cheese. sj with both delay and proxy is still a good enough ability to consider in a vaccuum, and has niche benefits that make it preferrable in certain conditions (particularly on large wide open maps, something very prevalent in 3 but present in all three games), it's just not an automatic inclusion on anyone except backliners anymore. >>539814330"active" doesn't have to mean "hyper-aggressive". a game that makes you consider every single of your actions and where every miscalculation can lead to big consequences is a lot more fun than a w+m1 simulator, while still leaving a lot of space for being active and playing fast. consider, say, a racing game- one where you can go too fast and fail because of that is a lot more fun than one where you just go fast for free because there's no consequence, but that doesn't mean that the former is slower than the latter.
>>539815830A list of people who like clam blitz wpuld be short.
>>539815830what about those who are indifferent to the mode
>>539815830Despise it
i'm suprirsed no one complains about anything in this game.
>>539815830i guess i like clam slam, but feel free to skip if you get enough clam enjoyers
No fatties allowed beyond this point
>>539815830I like cb.
salmon anyone?
i am obese (900lbs)
>>539817823Hi Obese
>>539817368uggo
>>539817368cute penis woom
it isn't about the scalesit isn't about the capsulesit's about the camaraderie with your /ink/ matesI usually freelance
>/v/ros getting 999 eggs>randumbs barely get 120WHAT IS YOUR SECRET
DING DING DING WE HAVE A PASSWORD LOBBY UP EVERYONEGIVE IT UP FOR ä EVERYONE
>>539819345how does this affect you personally?
>>539819345Friend invited me to play with him. Sorry I forgot to turn off notifs anon sama.
>>539819345stop bullying her?
>>539819345>password room>"Capslock Online. Namedrop Online. Crashout Online. All systems Nominal"
>>539815830Clam Blitz is okay with players you know but awful with randumbs.
>>539815830i love clam blitz
>>539821737An actual outfit please?
LOL
>>539822096
i miss the og killer wail
>>539815958>>539817140>>539817368>>539817479>>539821481>>539821737Thank you all for your contribution. I will go over these and be back with a drawing someday.
Why are yebweyy players some of the most insufferable users in the general?
>>539823247Faggots are insufferable everywhere.
>>539823247That’s just how gay people are. The American plaza should be proof enough.
>>539824210my wife
>>539824437shit taste
>>539824549also my wife
>>539824549overrated
>>539815830a
GGs again.HQ: https://files.catbox.moe/f3qq6i.png
>>539826061hnnnng sketch-tan's feet
>>539826061OH N-
>>539826469
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsvcXhIUhv4
>>539827906>watching woomy esports with no jap teams
>>539827906not the same without jackpot
>>539828095you will never be japanese
>>539826061Thanks for including me :)
>>539826061>>539828668JENNA PLAYED IN A PB AND I MJSSED IT WTF
Nintendo Live's next month, right? That's our next cope spot for more third kits.
>>539829860We could get it right now at the league event.
>turf waraaaaaaaand window closed
>>539830606>non-jap event in current year>ever holding any important announcements
>>539831134You never know…
>>539831134There will be a single image of Raiders news. I'm huffing so much hopium right.
lol I love how nintendo has the commentators on a leash during these events, no one says "kraken royale" instead of just saying kraken
BXV (((((Katz)))))
put an /ink/ team in NA league and they'd sweep house
What happens if someone disconnects?
>>539833970play the game and find out
i am sick and tired of getting the worthless grizzco slosher on the triumvirate wave.
>>539834139skill issue
>>539826061this PB was brought to (You) by:
>>539834139Can’t do every single thing with one weapon. But with that Slosher? You got a lot of options to choose.
>>539834783Now that’s hilarious.
>>539834139You're on boss duty anon
who else got 138 eggs while listening to kpop?
>>539834960You can't kill boss salmonids as fast as they spawn in with this thing, and it rapes your ink tank after 3 measly shots.
>>539836107dang it
>>539836107I got 196 eggs while listening to metal.
LOL WHY DOES CHARA LOOK LIKE THAT
>>539837532he won't fuck you
Chara is ugly as fuck.
Which tide is the best for Tri?
Splatoon tournaments without east asian players are boring.
we should be in the tournamenti'm top 500 I'll be the ace
>>539841526who isn't top 500 at this point?
>>539842396You :^)
Make Inkopolis Great Again!
>>539842997you can start by killing yourself
>>539821012him*
Now pick a tone!
>>539843326you kept the mexican skin tone
anyone wanna big run for a trio?
>>539844719Nah, just killed one.
>>539836107i got 147 listening to asmr
>>539843145every cute woom is a woman
>>539846048in splatoon sure, but not in the real world.
>>539846093wait a second, woomies have been real this whole time and you never told me?
>>539846093I don’t give a shit about the real world because it fucking sucksIf I want to coom to hot woomy yuri with rainy that’s my choice
>>539846345Why is she mexican
>>539846896Because.......she is one spicy squid
>>539846872>namefagI automatically hide without stubs
>>539847027you still read it thoughbeit
>>539847027Why are even replying thenButthurt idiot
>>539844719i can fish in a bit aftyer my ban gets lifted
WHY DO THEY KEEP PLAYING ON BARNACLE
>>539847963it's a good map?
>>539847289the irony :^)
>>539844719Hey, yah, sure. Still up for it? Regards, gt.
>>539848990Sure. Still up for it?
>>539849473opening
Who wants to fish?
>>539850038>>5398489902/4 if youw ant to join
Splat those Salmonids!
Big Run with randos in a nutshell.
>>539850716Sugoi never drew me :[
>>539850406what if they splat us first?
>>539817394Says who?
I wasted 4 hours of my life watching that.
>>539853125No Raiders news?
how did we choke that fucking hard bro...
>>539855053we were too silly
>how do you do fellow kidswtf were they thinking?
>>539856159I still hit the dab to dunk on some fools stfu
>>53985505310 min ban, mb
GG's K, L, and GT! Fun roundsI'm gonna make a pizza
>>539857754ggggggggggggggsssssssssssssssssss M thanks a lot for joiningenjoy your bizza, what type?
Ggs K, M, and GT
>>539857975Supreme
Anyone here playing big run? Im near eggsecutive 100. I wont stop until I kill the triumvirate
>>539859338fresh squid
you can kill the trio??
>>539860189LOL
Despite the fact that I typed LOL and posted it, I did not in reality laugh out loud. In fact, I thought it was unfunny, but I typed LOL anyway.
Damn I didn't realize the tableturf music was so good
>>539826061>a certain person is not in the PB>no toxicity or bitching in the thread
>>539862352Who's your head canon
anyone still fishing?
>>5398640832/4 room up
>>539864418R?
>>539864474Yup thats me, room for one more
>>539864679oof, couldnt react being at the top of the lid
>>539864418fyi I have to head to bed soon, probably will play only until next triumt. A
>>539864418Room?
>>539864474>>539865138Ray and Aruarian you guys are such geeks why are you calling each other by your initials like you are some undercover hackers on a secret forum
>>539865994He started it
>>539865994this gen can get so autistic with names that I just call everyone by their initials
>>539866346I promise you no one is going to have a melty over being called their own name
>>539866346Don't reply to him.
>>539866521Ill have a melty if I lose to triumvirate again
Why is /ink/ so toxic
>>539867079soft
>>539867079we're harmony likers
it's from inhaling harmony's hormones i mean toxins from being near her all day
WHY WONT THEY DIE
GGs sams.
2/4 room up egg300
>>539867154This harmony is very cute.
>>539864418>>539867414ggs fish>>539865994Because you're twelve, I fucked your mom, and this is an anonymous image board.t. A
>>539868297>t. the real 12 year old
br anyone?
>>539867414>>539867737>>539868297gggggggssssssssss
>>539868424i br
>>539868604kamon
(You)
>>539868649loggin
>>539868649redd
>>539868792Do not want.
br 2/4>>539868960all right let's roll it
Make love not war!
>>539868960btw I may need to pause for a few minutes in a couple of shifts, just hang on
I had no idea what to do with that brush, sorry
Always so close...
>>539869360Kill all of the salmonids and you won't have to make war.
gggggggggggggssssssssssssssss H, B and Rthat was a very close one, 2 more seconds probably enough to dps megalo
>>539870067ggs, Ill get them someday. Thanks for playing
>>539870142yeah just need more practice, also pretty sure we invaded that room hehe
total woomy death by salmonid
The DJ dude has not used a single special in 5 shifts, expect in xtra wave
why does this piece of shit cost 999 bronze scales?
>>539871289he's plenty special already
>>539871318do more shifts brokie
>>539871694Look at what they took from us.
ggs Y! thanks for lettin me join
tonight I learned I can't play custom wellstring while on mushrooms
>>539872438lmao
DUDE DRUGS xD
>worst shift performance yet>first failed Tri this BR>goldFunny, Mr Grizz.>>539872313GGs BB! Really wish I didn't almost always do my absolute worst on the last shift lol
>>539872846cringe reply
Today I learned that I can't play Splatoon and suck my own dick after drinking three bottles of vodka. It's a sad life. looool I'm so drunk, bros!
look who showed up in my plaza
this dude is weird af lmao
>>539873005You should relaxSplatoon is not for you unless you try under the influence of fentanyl.
does anyone have the splatoon version of this meme with goldies when they drop 1 egg vs when they drop a lot of eggs?
>>539872313Oh hey, I didn't even notice that was my 100th Zuna. Thanks for helping!
>>539875361are those stats in-game or on the app?
>>539875771the app, lol
Neko do you want to team up?
Queefslider
>>539878379Imagine the smell
>>539872904Hugs not drugs
>>539879390fax my brother spit your shit indeed
>>539862352PBs are so much fun with no Rainy I agree
>>539873067woomy > veemo t b h
>>539880083I mean, obviously. We should genocide eighters again.
>>539879480If you feelhung up about something dumbSomething somethingwrongPlease don't do drugs
>>539880794retard
>>539880938Cause when you self medicate you feel so greatBut then you feel so low
Why are the weapons in this Big Run such ASS? Espescially with items like the dynamo roller which is completely at odds with the pace of a game mode where you're fighting hoards. I had a game just before where I had the Rapid blaster Pro, and literally at the next round, I got Rapid Blaster without the "pro". It's the same fucking gun.
Adapt or play something else.
>>539881118Pro has a longer range and slower firing speed>>539881227You can't switch weapons mid wave.
I meant play a different game
>>539881118dynamo is the king of fighting hoards thorapids aren't that good at dealing with the fish, but they are very survivable, tag along with a teammate and assist them
>>539881014Did posting this and replying to me make you feel betterwow
>>539881118You get any Blaster your main targets are Stingers, Fish Sticks, Steal Heads if you got Super Scope.
The first Splatoon Lego set would be Inkopolis complete with Orange, Blue, & the Squid Sisters. Other squid packs sold separately. What would the first stage set be?
>>539887047Blackbelly Skatepark
>>539887047>The first Splatoon Lego set would bebrick built splattershot
Sex with woomy.
>>539887047This would definitely be cool to have. Granted, I don't have space where I currently live to build such a Lego set, but hopefully I can abandon this apartment to live in a normal house once more so I can leave my current city behind because I hate it here.
>>539879878he does sarcastic booyahs when he loses too
What did Mr. Grizz mean by this?
>>539895837Just shut up and take it. It’ll be over before you know it.
>>539895837i wish DAGASI did splatoon art more often.
>>539896076i wish dagasi did inkling amputation
>>539896339why :(
>>539896879he does cute no-consequence portal amputationhe does inklingsinklings can regenerate and/or respawn, and have no bones so they can be cut easily with a wire or kitchen utensils, so it can be cute and inconsequentialinklings are young, and young_love is a patrician tag
soon
>>539893392this to be quite honest
>freelancer with woman name>dies 7 timesClassic.
who br salmn
>>539909009Me after this freelance game.
ever since I started estrogen I've noticed my performance in game has tanked
>>539909514ywnbawoomy
>>539909207lmk reddy
>>539909620redy
Thinking about chubby veemo losing weight
>>539874259Good woomy.
>>539911521
>>539909009Still runnin'?
>>539912173wave 2
>>539912173gedd
It’s my woomy and I need it now.
>>539913621877-Woomy-Now
You wouldn’t be too messed up if you played a Mirror Mode in Turf/Rank would you?
>>539916451that's a fun Challenge idea
GGs GTthx for join!! very funSR 3/4
Tired, fingers hurting....Good games to y'all, M, BB and ã. :3>>539916991goodie shifts, good yeb of good yebs (it's all of them btw).
>>539917235ur weyyo UGLY
>>539917332rood
M if the megalo is on you, lure it to the boros bomb not coho
>>539920667dont tell me what to do?
>>539921148hey thats our teammate trying to help you!*shoves you*
>>539920667I wouldn't have reached it in time
salmon full?
Starting a room
ggs big slam we fuken did it
guys id be here for hours more but i gotta go to workGGs salmn bery FUN
GG's A, BB, and W! fun rounds!
>>539924573>>539924589>>539924770GGs! Try to have a good real world shift o7
i wasn't aware of a big run, anybody still playing?
>>539927575>that imageno, post your fc so we can all blacklist you
>>539927675
>>539927575go ask your discord
>>539927878sir this is an invertebrate thread
>>539927878ask your bf nono you troon
>>539931089did your bf cheat on you again, ballin?
>>539928160>>539931089go fuck yourselves
>>539931836why are you insulting yourself ballin
why do people care so much about events in games they don’t even play anymore?same with splatfestif you actually cared you would still play the game regardless
>>539932868
>>539932868>all of those “can i still finish the catalog” posts
Can I still finish the catalog?
Can I still post woomy?
can i log the finnish cat
>haven't done a single BR shift yet>can't be assed to do so>most people here are done and freelancing is pointless
>>539937669if you want win with randos then you can't win with the /v/ros.
>not a single person in North America is playing Turf Wars right now
Beeg run panic procrastination room up
>>539939684I'm playing turf rn in Splatoon 2
>>539940125What kind of panic
WE'VE GOT YOU SURROUNDED!! COME PLAY RM ON SCORCH AND UNDERTOW!
>>5399401253/4 panic panic
>>539941008condolences
>>539941559Knock?
>>539942236opening after this game
>>539942321open
Any interest in a second big runner room at rotation?
>>539942958Post your name and I might consider…
>>539943392Alas, I'm looking for fishermen, not fishers of men.
>>539943392faggot
>>539942958Yesss
>>539944095Room up
>>539943494>>539943782Thanks
>>5399441852/4, (You) me if you want in.
>>539944342DONG DING
>>539942321>>539942675ThanksAre you going for high score or just grinding Tri? It's a bit hot for me, don't want to drag you down doing the former
>>539944990OPENING
>finally get something big and thick between my handsq>its a fucking dynamo and not a grizzco rollerlife is suffering
>>5399453964/4
>>539945689BR 3/4GG K!
>>539946132Room?
Great weapon selection.
>>539946213Opening
>that was W3
>>539946545skill issue
Sorry that was a bit of a hot mess from me.
>w1 eliter twice in a rowflar
Ggs Y, thanks for playing with us
GGs room, fun fishing at high (for me) hazard! >>539950275Thanks for having me!
alright lets play tableturf
>>539952308I don't have tableturf.
>>539952308all i have are the starter decks. my mom won't let me buy 2nd kit boosters.
>>539953217my dad sold my cards to buy drugs :(
my dad never returned from mako mart
>>539953670drugs sold my dad for cards :(
>>539952690yes you do it came free with your fucking splatoon 3
Not gonna say no to some golds. Thanks gang, GGs
GG's Salmonators!
GGSR!
>>539952308im surprised we cant tableturf against randos
I still think it's dumb how you can only get the one reward you earned and not the rest of the lower tiered variants.
That was a fun big run.
>>539956238Do worse.
The world is saved once again.
>>539957089all me
Do you rememberThe 21st night of September?
>>539961750one king. maybe two
>>539961750I can go for one king
>>539961942three kings? ok, openingwe can go for five kings are you requested
never 5get
>>539963438I mean it sorta worked but it sucks that Splatoon still hasn't had true splitscreen multiplayer. I still think Nintendo could've extended the Wii U's life if they cut their losses and gave up on the Gamepad being the main focus of their first party games with the release of a cheaper Wii U + Pro Controller + Wii Remote + Nunchuk bundle.
I forgot how to count to 3, sorry
>>539965274each knee sawn
>>539965941all knee grows
>>539964723needs a gun to complete the look.
>highest ranking>highest pay grade>second highest score (after grand bowl which was inflated)pretty big run desu
>Not even top 1%Are you fucking kidding me? What the hell was the threshold for top 1%? fuck big run
"i'll host to reduce egglag" is coded language meaning they're turning on hacks, it's not possible to get these numbers without triple mothership
>>539969039>it's not possible to get these numbers without triple mothershipskill issue unfortunately
nice humblebrag
I had fun anyways
who else got 140 eggs while listening to kpop??
>>539969283cooking and eating salmonids
I'm done, GG's
You ok M?
>>539969243Thanks
>>539969913gggggggssssss MI have no idea whats happening, is it the weapons? or us?
>>539968574Looks like you were close.
Pick one type of ceph for me.
>>539970446Woomy
>>539970207The randos are really bad this rotation
ggggggggggsssssssssssssssssss Ywe really went for more than a couple kings, but not in the way i had in mind>>539970703yeah they also didnt helpand not like i was playing at my best, probably needed a break after br
>>539970446good
>>539970494>>539970945The general has spoken.
>>539967006I requested this in a /v/ drawthread 10 years ago.
>>539970365Yeah my friend got 194 and she got the 1% so that means I literally missed it by 1 or 2 eggs I'm sobbing
how do i get these differently colored suits
>>539971969tailor
>>539971969Exchange scales for suits. You need a lot of them.
anyone wanna play some open?
kings? splatted. woomys? plapped.
>>539971414we know kold you play mariokart world with /v/ and pbs with pools closed plus you were too poor to afford a wii u so you pretend you played splatoon 1>they should bring back saltspray rig and disruptor and bomb sniffer
>>539971907show prooflowest I've seen is 196 lol
>>539969913>>539970940GGs K+M, that was a tough finish... I was getting mild egg lag even before that one dude dc'd, so I wonder if I didn't jinx the room with that.I've been fishing for 8+ hours today, need a break. But I should be back later tonight, I'd really like to finally get 400 on the Boat and this was still a pretty solid start of rotation for me (at 190 right now).
>>539973762Keyboard + Mouse
>>539973762
>>539973751Minimum is 194
>>539974252Where I'm people write K+M+B with chalk on their front door, it's some kind of religious thing around Easter. But I never figured out what the B was for. Beer could work
>>539975008The slop...
>>539973762if im around i can try to help getting you into 400>>539975008noooooooo dont turn me into a marketable figurinei would love if something like this was real
>>539975008
What a geek.
sloptoon
>>539976060Thanks! Maybe in 2, but more likely 3 or so hours. Usually there's no one around at that hour, but I'll ask
aislop containment board when
cumming on /ink/ figures
>>539977698Most boards have their own slop containment threads
>>539975008God I wish this was real, Nintendo is sitting on a gold mine and they're doing nothing >>539976503Reading this hurt my throat
this woomy is a little too brown..
I was listening to GOLDEN while playing big run
I hope Splatoon gets a LEGO set
>>539980969I was listening to Newjeans jersey club remix while playing big run
>>539979308>woomy
>>539980969She's in veemoface.
>>539977245Frye would NOT have bigger tits than Shiver.
Are you sure about that
>not listening to Problem Solved: Studying with Marie! at 25:00 sharp
>>539977698I believe i remember seeing someone complaining about ai on /a/ and a mod stepped in to clarify ai is a-ok. Could be a false memory tho.
>>539985120It is, it's just a singular faggot in the thread who probably got his artstyle stolen by AI and is now salty and shits on any AI that anyone uploads.
>>539985706Sounds like an unsung hero to me.
Still waiting for this Special Weapon to release.
>>539985706Oh you must have mistaken me. Just because it's seen as a-ok by moderation doesn't mean I think it's a-ok. It's sharply reduces the quality of any given thread i happen upon.
We never got a grizzco weapon challenge.
>>539986154That's an unfortunate debuff to cast on yourself
me hiding in kancora’s closet waiting to kill him because he said booyah when a cohock smacked me into the water
>>539986453That was me not him.
how can you hide in his closet when he's there already
SR trying to 190 -> 400 my last map without a badge, anyone care to join me in the adventure? No pressure if it doesn't work out.>>539976060Still here?
Thoughts on a no gyro PB?
>>539987071sure if you want to fish, bit tired so probably only will fish for 1 king>>539986453fake for 2 things, i never booyah, unless there is a bb being used
>>539989491disgustingbut "-5 gyro sensitivity and unbind right stick altogether" pb might be fun
>>539989590Open, made a little progress freelancing
>>539989981ready, send invite
>>539989491It would be boring because people would just use rollers or swords
>>539990416swords are not for aimletsexcept for decav
>>539989590Whats the other thing?
>play salmon run>10 different rando teams in Salmon Run>get wiped on the first wave every single timeso many useless retards playing at this hour. time for a break.
>>539989981gggggggsssssssssssssssssssss Ylove to have a million eggs only for a frelancer to have the zuna at the other side of the mapgood luck with your climb, very late here but I can help tomorrow if you still need>>539991154dont worry about that anon, its nothing important
>>539992131GGs, and thanks so much for staying up to help, at 320 now so that's some solid progress! I'll cross my fingers and try freelancing the rest.And you'd think that Zuna was easy by now... Got that gold at least
>>539919998Why is she blue
>>539992547>I'll cross my fingers and try freelancing the rest.>154 minutes laterFuck the boat forever.
>>540000885999 is beyond my ability, so I guess this means I just finished Salmon Run. Not sure what to do now. I have a headache.>literal earthquake the moment I finished that shiftProbably means something, but I'm too tired to think what.
we had like 150 IPs during 3's reveal and now we don't even have 10% of that anymore.
>>539985706you will never be a real artist
>>540000885atleast you got there in the end!>>540001759I'd like to help you try and reach it some time
surely there will be raiders news, S4 news, 3rd kits news or 3rd wave DLC news soonfuck i'll even take mid season balance update (that balances unlike the last one)
asking for news is sooo 2016we need some olds, that's a fresh idea!
news? how about nudes
>>540001764all 150? yep all me samefagging
>>540001764this is a good thingbig generals are unusable and schizo-riddenthere's only one schizophrenic here and they're really bad at it
>>540004028I made this post btw and every other post in this thread
Forgot about big slammon...
>>539986859utsu...bro?
>>539983608statements made by the mentally eel
Gonna get some sleep. Good night.
I just woke up after having an amazing dream. It was a hardcore fight against Marina in Side Order. She an Order had perfect synchronization and she was in a new mobile version of the device she was in. The stage was a double square shaped platform and she would move super fast around the area. Like the original fight you had to destroy all the tentacle barriers, after that you would destroy the device to release her and then fight her head to head before starting the process all over again.
>>540010714no you didnt
wife
>>539989491Maybe for an hour on a random day.
>>539989491sounds stupid, sure
splatonspllaon
>>540025745I like how it does the old BANDAI logo properly but then it barfs up>Splaton
Thanks for wasting all that water.
>>540025120why did it make her lighter in the box but dark in the figurinealso>shoes>splalaton>double flops
Never posting my ceph here ever again
>>540025948>>540025745>>540025543>>540025342>>540025120>>540024803
>>540028064cringe
>>540028064@Grok is this true?
Anti-ai people are more annoying than ai supporters.
>>540028064It’s good to know they’re people out there who hate AI slop & are completely incapable of drawing work themselves.
finally a cure for attentionwhores, now the thread can go back to its intended purpose: doomposting
>>540029993always the ESLs
>>540025342ayy she got the wee-woos>it's the rozzers!
I'm gonna "draw" a few /ink/ members he says >>539815830
>>539989491only if that woomy in the video has to use real weapons now instead of maining splashdown and hammer via >>539990416
>>540031875I haven’t started it yet.
>>540032928So the other guy was just a falseflag? Why didn't you call it out?
>>540034602Real world work
>>539989491Are these two stickfags?
>>540031919>complaining about hammeractual skill issue, it's literally the worst special in the game
>>540038580tacticooler begs to differ
>>540038920LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>540038580eeeh, vac is more situational, but they are both weak compared to stupidly busted and versatile top tiers
>>540039816hammer is so bad it literally doesn't work so they had to make it work by giving it bullshit hitboxesvac at least works as intended
>>540028064Im a really good artist and i dont use ai. I get people to draw for me and i tell them adjustments i want.
>play salmon run>2 teammates DC
>>540003215>I'd like to help you try and reach it some time<3Thank you, I'd like to try some day. But honestly I feel I'm still far from being able to do it (without being hard carried anyway) even though I have been getting better, slowly. I'm guessing people who routinely do 999s have been playing SR literally 10x more than me (see >>539875361 vs >>539875851). I only started fishing more and hitting 400s on all maps this year.The 830 on Boner was some kind of a fluke, I'd have to dig up the screenshots to check what rotation it was. I vaguely remember it wasn't even random/gold, but might be wrong. At least I got the HLM badge from it (and played my only two HLM shifts so far lol).And I noticed I'm still missing the gold Barnacle&Dime BR and Eggstra Work trophies, so I guess I'm not 100% done still.
>>540039878
>tfw no raiders news
>>539969039>ttps://x.com/yuma_spl3/status/1969986581353382175
>>540048619You can't make that many bosses appear in wave 1 can you?
>>540038580the pb lags a lot and so he trades after being killed from the front a lot of the time.
>>540048143see ya in 2026
>>540048143why all the hype? it's a singleplayer game with a fraction of the content found in splat3.
>>540050083are you a time traveler?
>welcome to the salty splatoon>how tough are ya
>>540049576Found it in the stream, starts at 1:55:20https://www.youtube.com/live/96QXAdcutH0?feature=shared&t=6920
>>540050961I never got drawn in the group pics.
>>540051074wow
>>540051470
>>540051470Yeah, so?
>>540044563i wouldnt mind lending you a hand again whenever you try to push further
>>540051918>>540052150And I still cry about it ten years later.
>>540051470>>540052619you need to post your ceph more like the other attentionwhores how else do you think they got noticed
>>540052619I feel you bro. No one ever drew mine either. Now she rots on the WiiU, never to woomy again.
my yebby goes up the stairs on all 4s sometimesdoes he have autism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0dX_keXyVc
>>540054313Just edit any of Sketch's drawings. Boom, you now have art of your woomy >>539825965
>>540055043>thinly veiled /pol/ posting Your yeb is going to be kidnapped and work for Mr Grizz for free
>>540056184>autism is suddenly /pol/begone summer tourist
why did they not nerf sblast in the most recent patch?it's been topping the X leaderboards for months now and in every mode.
>>540058169Why aren’t you using it if its so good?
>>540058943because i don't like it?
>>540063148Lower
>>540050083>why are you excited for the new Splatoon game?Gee I dunno
It's hot today...
>>540024803>>540025120>>540025342>>540025543>>540025745>>540025948Now I want to see someone use a 3d printer to makes these real
>>540068307no we dont
>>540068531I never said "we". I said "I" as in ME you punk
>>540068531you have aids (ai derangement syndrome)
>>540069364and you are brown
>>540071537i'm whiter than sour cream motherfucker
>>540071702Were you in AV club?
Will take one simple NSFW scenario request
>>540072060Armpit job.
>>540072060Callie falling off a ladder at work
>>540072060 Yeb cumming on woomys panties while she is sleeping
>>540072060veemo paizuri
>>540071792and glee club and even the chess team
>>540072060Fat pregnant harmony
>>540074013In an hour.
>>540072060Pearl failing to secure a vehicle on a lift while Marina performs maintenance underneath
>>540063148did the modder change the breast size too it's hard to see from this angleif not, gay.
>>540072510while I'd like to, I fear I'm going to get carried away and make it too complex. Only have enough energy for something simple like a pose or outfit at the moment. Apologies.
>>540067862will you still be excited when the game is announced with an $80 pricetag?
>>540076323retard
>>540076323>implying Raiders will be important enough to get the MKW pricetagSplatoon 4 maybe, but not a spinoff.
>>540076740Not even 4 will get that.
Splatoon 3 = $60 Side Order = $25 Inkling Amiibo = $16Octoling Amiibo = $16Smallfry Amiibo = $16Shiver Amiibo = $16Fyre Amiibo = $16Big Man Amiibo = $16Side Order Amiibo = $40Squid Sisters Amiibo = $40Entire Splatoon 3 cost = $261
>>540076323You'll buy it anyway.
>>540077848I pirated the amiibos so no.
>>540076740You're right $79.99
>>540077985then your not a true fan
>>540077985Didn't ask.
1king fish?
>>540076323are you poor by any chance?
>>540078016Nogami's family after anon pirated a plastic figure
>>540078209I can at the hour
>>540078561half of this general is mexicans with subpar internet
>>540078016I only put up with this dogshit company because of woomy, Nintendo means nothing to me.
>>540078685ok I make room at the hour.
>>540074472are you still interested in some open?
>>540079204Yeah.
>Gamestop has a fuckton of amiibo on sale for $6>None of them are Splatoon
>>540079598Splatoon isn't popular enough here to get spare retail amiibo unfortunately
>>540079598>used
>>540079204can i join too?
>>540079204still fishing?
>>540080260yep, opening>>540080369we're playing open anarchy
>>540077986It’s either being rushed and they deliberately won’t show how bad it is or they are slowing down and not showing anything to give a sense of optimism like the original side order teaser
>>540080649my bad, missread that, sorry
>>540080696don't you ever get tired of being a miserable faggot who only expects the worst from things?
>>540080803i think there was someone else fishing>>540078209
>>540078771fishing?>>540080857yeah, misstook your post with the one over yours
>>540080815Struck a nerve oopsIt’s a little hard to be super positive after 10 years of splatoon
>>540080984>struck a nervei'm just asking a simple question.
>>540080984Skill issue.
>>540080970Opening after this wave 3
>>540081068>optimism is a skill nowfuck off summer tourist
>>540081934summer is over though
lol
>>540081161Still going?
>>540082592Full.
>>540082802What about now?
>>540082802How about now?
ggs huge gold haul wtf
gggggggggggssssssssss A, M and Cvery comfy zuna kill
GGs K A M
GG's A, C, and K!https://youtu.be/oi_fq7rjxAo
>>540072510>>540075010I lied
>>540084198-ACK
>>540084351naisu
GGs openers
GGs
anyone miss the old way to VC in splat games?
>>540085260yeah bro
GGs opens.
>>540084351Nice
>>540085260>>540085373There was a depressing point in my life where I considered doing this.
>>540084351neat
splatoween....
Is it rude to tell a 27 year old woman that she's cute?
>>540091748I wish it was that easy to talk and friend people in-game.
>>540094262mata never drew me..
https://youtu.be/SRID6uOJgHg?list=RDSRID6uOJgHg
hey all you peoplehey all you peoplehey all you peoplewhy won’t you booyah with meeee
ngl this was one of the better preorder bonuses for splat3.
Fellas, why are Inklings so cute? I just wanna hug and squeeze 'em, they're adorable
>>540094262i don't. communication is actively detrimental to splatoon's gameplay.
i just assume everyone is tardo raging behind their monitors
>>540099806Octiggers say and believe this and then schizo out about how the matchmaking system forces them to lose
>>540101849oh, believe me, flar's gonna kick into overdrive with communication, because surprise, weak players are going to also be worse at effectively responding to callouts. matches will last 30 seconds as the fwar guys steamroll through a team that can't even use the more underhanded tactics to stall the game out anymore. complete and utter annihilation, every single match.
>>540100548>splat2upgrade to 3 and it won't be as rage-inducing
>>540102302I couldn't even begin to comprehend letting myself become this high on copium due to inadequacy of my own skills
>>540102892anon, i don't mind flar that much. the moment i identify the game as a forced loss, i can go ham and see what i can get away with, not like we're gonna win if i don't hunt down some giants. it's forced wins that SUCK.
>540102530awful bait
>>540103251schizo
yeah i'm a gurl I like slommy
>>540103819>Just barely splatoon relateddont open this spoiler ywnbaw
>>540103819tits or gtfo
>>540105337its a shame s3 doesnt have any creepy easter eggs like the "ghost", laughing statues or the moans in the boss arena
>>540105710that would be too scary for the modern audience. everything must be safe, sterile, and family-friendly or else.
>>540105947The pendulum will swing back.
>>540106395
https://x.com/friedevi_ika/status/1970300025218703776/photo/1
I got a lucky pull!
>>540084351Now draw her getting mating pressed in her sleep.
Why did they have to do Brellas like they did?
Halloween is in 5 weeks, and 14 weeks until New Years.
i need flopshredders
>>539877026Anon im sorry... I just realize you asked and I been REALLY slow with the threads. I would love too but sadly im 2 days late. I just caught up just now too with the thread.
>>540101238God I wish I could smell this image
>>540099070woomy is as woomy does
>>540105710>>540105947retards, there's a moving artifact in umami ruins during splatfests
>>540121414No worries, I thought that's probably what happened. There will be another occasion. Hope you had a good Big Run!
flopshredders please
>>540126874I shouldn't have bought Halloween candy so early...
>>540126874or chads we got this
>>540122813fair enough anon, I didnt know about those
>>540125443
Im hungry
Haven’t touched this game since release. What can I expect as a (semi) new player? I have some gear but not much. Any tips?
>>540139827…You paid $60 for a game you stopped playing at release?
>>540140092Life happened and then I forgot about it until now.
>>540139827Play something elseYou missed too much of the game’s content
>>540140092I paid $70!
>>540140501Missed what? Don’t they re-run content? Playerbase seems very much alive.
>>540140501Not really a big deal imo. Splatfest and big run are still happening. I wouldn’t drop a game over something that happens only once every three months.
>>540140992Any tips for me gameplay or decision wise? Like make sure to check out current event or whatever. Anything I should think about getting into the game.
>>540142726I personally only recently started playing again after a year and a half of not playing (because I fucking despise splatterscreen) and I just let my instinct and muscle memory take the lead and I did just fine.
>yeah slime rancher 2!!>not out despite it being the release date>Okay, Baldur's Gate 3!>Random out of nowhere 12 GB updateUhhh.. anyone want to open?
Taking Harmony on an ice cream date
>>540140515t. Canadian
>>540144210deuhh I can open at rotation
>>540144596>museum clamsuugghh sure
>>540144403harmony loves baskin roberts
>>540144596>>540144709I’ll join too
room going up
its cute when a woomy says booyah
>>540145808is there still room?
>>540146272open
EVIL AWOKENMY WOOMY IS BROKENSHE EVEN FORGOT HOW TO WOOM
>>540124252Yeah... It was alright I only got to the silver statue since I already had the bronze one and wasn't much in the mood to grind it fully due to being spread out due to other games...
>>540148356YmoowMoowyOomwyWhat the fuckWooWooWOOMY!!!!
lmao these games
GGs S
Ggs P and S!Ps- woomy
SQUIDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>540151902GGs S
>>540151362brainrot
There should be a healing sub weapon.
>>540146145open widehere it comes
>>540152105no u
>>540152120there should be a lot more non-bomb sub weapons
>>540152120>how to turn a distant 1v1 that's likely to trade into a nearly guranteed clean and guranteed safe 2v1protip: if you want to be the healer guy, go stand in front of your teammates with a brella
>>540146145vore
Splat bombs have shit AoE. 200 hundred damage in a tiny circle, and 30 damage next to that tiny circle. Other subs are better.
>>540154075>>540154075>>540154075>>540154075
>>540154140not page 10 yet newfag
>>540154140Fucking retard. We wait until page 10. Leave, tourist.
>>540154140>didn't drop the big run infowe don't need you shitting up the place. let the regular baker do his job on page 10.
Poor newfag
>>540154228>>540154256>>540154450>>540154745I'm making some changes here for the better.
tourist makes things worse, many such cases.
>>540153962old bombs are designed to be completely avoidable if reacted preemptively, chip you if you get mildly impeded, and only splat if you don't act at all. it's all very tightly designed, there's a good reason why of all the things in the game, splat and succ stayed pretty much unchanged throught, they are perfect the way they are.
>>540155143the page 10 thing isn't a general rule, it's a board rule you mouthbreathing tourist
>>540155143kill yourself grezar, no one likes you
>>540155143
>>540152105Nigger he's responding to a Metal Gear Redditvengeance reference, that's already thermonuclear levels of brainrot
>>540156230>Last night I 007 hamburger'd your sister
GGs sh
>>540158092GGs p
>>540157789>the newfag retard also posts fetish artyeah please kill yourself and remove yourself from the genepool
>>540156230>>540159464I know it's grezar because no one else is as both severely autistic and as entitled as him
Should I even bake one? This fellow disregards board etiquette but at least it's not ai slop or worse. What do you guys think?
>>540160637So are you trying to change something or are you doing your best to leave things as they are?
>>540161153please bake so we don't just resign to setting a bad precedent
>>540164648I do agree it's a bad precedent but these tend to be one-offs by newfags, usually during/after a Big Run or Splatfest. They usually learn after being reprimanded by the regulars. I was thinking of letting it slide this one time and resume my normal baking afterwards without incident. I'm not keen on just baking out of spite, it invites more shitposting and the mods don't like there being multiple instances of a general in a catalog and will usually side with the one made earlier anyways. Plus there appears to be unnecessary drama that I don't want to give ammo to by baking another thread.If it keeps happening and we encounter vandalized OPs, then something will have to be done, but it's fine to just leave it for now.
I'm glad you guys did not start a thread war over a newfags mistake.
>>540166807why did a newfag create a thread in the first place? it reeks of malicious intent
>>540167317>>540155143he thought he was making some big brain move
