Previous: >>539841763>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Believe (3*)9/22: CM Classic - Kyoto 2000m, right, autumn, sunny, firmOctober: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m, left, autumn, cloudy, firmNovember: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m, left, autumn>Global Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Hishi Amazon (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Shinko Windy (SR)Next Rate Up: El Condor Pasa (Alt 3*), Grass Wonder (Alt 3*), Seiun Sky (SSR), King Halo (SSR)9/11 - 9/23: Legend Race9/21 - 10/4: Story Event - Uma QuestTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd cour will air on 10/5Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19Guest Starring:Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/>Thread CirclesJP: ウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)EN: https://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)https://rentry.org/umapog
>>539867341https://game8.co/games/Umamusume-Pretty-Derby/archives/550078
Narita Cute
What even determines who is number one favorite, all the late surgers that have stats and rating are rated lower
Special Wife
>>539867413
>get perfect stats and skills>no mile/turf S>get mile+turf S>no 2+ rainbows for entire run>all hints are just statsThe grind never ends...
Good enough Grandparents for CM4? Of course the Parent will have Medium spark and Groundwork
Teio!
>>539867505Judges love guts and wit. Also if you have good stat distribution rather than two stats at 1k+, but especially if they love your guts and wit.
After watching a lot of tanuki videos, i now actually want to pull for Symboli Sirius. How is her personality in game?
SON OF A BITCHWHY IS EVERYONE SUDDENLY BRINGING ENDS ON A MILE RACE
>>539867587seems ok but the lack of medium or front runner pink sparks is pretty rough
>>539867725Very soon Late Surgers won't have hopes of properly using Pump+Red Shift
>>539867725SOVL
>overlord/emperor/king>bows to some pink retard?
>>539867530I always wonder why Pace chasers need more stamina than front. Is it because tailing front umas more exhausting than just gotta go fast?
>15:30 JST KOBE SHIMBUN HAI G2>15:45 JST ALL COMERS G225 mins and 40 mins respectively until G2 races
So I did like five Maruzensky on a parent runs and each one gave me horse shit. Taishin, on a test fuck all run to see how well this deck works, gives me this on the first try. Maruzensky is a fucking whore and should had been the one that blew out her leg instead of Suzuka.
Is there even any point of playing MANT when it releases. Aoharu stat caps looks way better imo. What the fuck do you need 1900 stamina for
>>539867725i don't get it. why is that bad?
>>539867918Link to the stream? Ah hell I'm going to fall asleep before the main event happens.
>>539867851I gift this Suzu her happy place
>>539867937excess stamina = speed in the future
>>539867756Yeah my cope is that I can just borrow a 9* Medium parent, I want my own parent to have at least 2* Medium so it shouldn't be too bad
>>539867973https://web.utako.moe/usually on BS fuji (the weird red eyeball thing with eyelashes)
>>539867725Any goldships?
>Donna and Buena Vista are roommates That's a lot of sexo in one room, goddamn
>>539867916It's for late race/last spurt, they need the extra stamina in order to accelerate and push past front runners if the good ones didn't gas out by then.
why are Late Surgers so fucking shit compared to End Closers
>>539867725They are 3rd, 4th and 5th why are you complaing retard?
dumbass, I'm your trainer
>>539868036Won't training speed still be betterI don't think anyone is maxxing out all the stats in aoharu by the time mant releases anyways. (1300 speed stamina and power) (Or ura stat cap for that matter)Aoharu ace will beat mant aces 99% of the time with the extra 100 speed and power
>>539868180I like Urara and Kingu roommates. Kingu has to protect her daughter.
Gold City show me your panties
>>539868449Deserved it, Tachyon shouldn't be doing the streetwalker pose. Also more RDR/UMA mods, they look fun.
I wish I had a Kitisan plush to sleep with
>>539868449
slow threadslow life
>>539868775slow life in umasekai
>>539867725>doxxing your opponents but not yourself
>>539868135I fought 1 earlier, so she didnt totally disappeared
>>539868615I wish you had a Kitasan Nendoroid to put in your pocket.
>>539868775Bwos are sleeping as they wait for TT rewards and the reworked gibs, also saving energy to get event points for Uma Quest.
>>539867725Been thinking about it to run Daiwa + Vodka + GoldshipBut honestly I'll probably won't bother and just run Seiun Sky.
>>539868484even in the manga, they are cute. God, i love King Halo
Dios mio
Thoughts?
>>539868484post that one image of king angry "you forgot your uniform"
>>539869143And is that also where she plugs her umafans?
>>539869051>also saving energy to get event points for Uma Quest.I'm so fucking ready for that shit! Bring it on!!!!
>>539869143What did Umatter get renamed to?
>>539869439U
>>539869439UmaX
>>539869143I want to see this slut naked.
>>539869386I still have plenty of TP pots from Racing Hearts, I'm also set for the grind if need be.
>>539868225Because late surgers don't have a "will instantly accelerate towards the front when done playing around' skill
>>539869353I don't have that but I do have this.
>>539869143Umastagram is full of our images
>finally roll mile S with single circle affinity>lowroll my speed so much that i have more power>no curve/mile cornersKUSOGEEEEEEEEEEEE
power?
Man, Seiun Sky career is so hostile to mile, I keep failing because it has so many damn long trails, you can't do it without a golden blue skill.
Recently added a bunch of recommended followers online and holy fuckin shit. I previously thought gaining like 40-60 for a stat during inspiration was a lot. Does it just get higher from here?
>jobs almost consistently to other frontrunners with worse statsWhat am i doing wrong here. Wit is a little low and mile S didn't hit, but I didn't think this would be going as shit as it is.Even when she hits groundwork and takes the lead, she decides to pace chase in second place and jobs.
>banger stats>no length S>got length S>speed didn't even cap
>>539870027>triple ura finale procthat's as high as you're ever gonna get bwoits all downhill from hereyou've peaked
>>539868449hola a todos les habla SUNDAYSILENCE2001 y esta es una critica a la puta otaku de U=MA2 esta mongola no para de intentar drogarme con sus putas pildoras ya estoy hasta la mierdaaaaaaaaaaaaagria
>>539870042Nothing, front running is just stacking skills and praying you end up #1. More wit can give you a better chance at keeping the lead but you often have to sacrifice str for it
i make first A rank horse! do i have chance?
My dick inside Helios
What makes Bakushin bad as a Front Ace?
why is no one making maruzen
>>539870132>you've peakedAs in Oguri Cap?
>>539870042You're lacking the 3rd green skill that makes Groundwork more reliable.You also want an acceleration skill instead of Corner Adept.
>>539870256Nothing, it's a decent pick.
I'm done with the CM3 grindGot all my ACEs readyWhen is CM4?
>I think your trainee is a bit outclassed>1st
>>539870340Bro, your team trials team?
>>539870303I'm not worried about groundwork being more reliable, this isn't a finished ace, it's when she hits groundwork, takes first, and then decides to go to 2nd or 3rd place after is what's bothering me. And I thought Mid-range speed skills were good for keeping the lead later.
>>539870340>ankles and shoulders exposedI want to have sex
>he grinded all of his aces for future CMs right now >mfw their aces are gonna get buttslapped by summer maru and xmas oguri
>train shitty mejiro ryan for sparks (god I hate her)>actually win G1s for once1* guts
>>539870237no, id rec open league
>>539870409I'm in a comfy class 6 retention line already, I will only have to do it again when the new scenario drops
>>539869830Rice Butt needs to be a good girl.
>>539870494I am not sure about you, but I also hated running Ryan because she's so inconsistent, until I tried gutsmaxxing, it makes her career really consistent for some reason
>>539870256her unique will never trigger
Holy fuck I might actually be promoted into Class 6!
>>539870571no
threesome sex with bourbon and rice
>>539869830If these two villains team up they'll be umstoppable...
Some good quality shoes would work.
>>539870472>just use goldship you win tarus>win without>just use goldship you win gemini>win without>just use front with seiun sky ult you win cancer>planning to win without>just use summer maru and christmas oguri you win>
>no S>no navigator/savvyThis could've been the run...
>>539870767ganbare bwo
Are any of these good for this cm? Or nah?
>>539870946>no spurtit was bricked anyways
>>539870964Grass Wonder is good for coitus mating yeah
>>539870964i think Pasa can be used for pace chasing, but you're still better off using Base Pasa instead.
>>539870982encroaching shadow is spurt retard...
>>539870982Encroaching Shadow is Spurt's gold version bro
>>539870982bwo??
>>539870042pic related consistently wins even without mile S, so I assume wit or luck really makes the difference here
When will we get Refreshed Umamusume's banner? I wanna see if all those rape tendencies are true.
>>539870946does navigator actually do something, was i gaslighted by the spreadsheets?
I'M GONNA SPURT ON MY TRAINEE
>>539871118whats your deck?
>>539870964No but King card looks nice for sprint cm
>>539792739Thank you. Gave it the ol' razzle dazzle. It didn't have enough frames present to loop Bourbon falling all the way back. Dropped the first ~10 and the last 1. Sped it up.
>>539870964a late fantasy pasa is not going to be good this CM because her ult triggers too early, but for medium races she'll be much more competitive as it's basically a redshift that has a much easier window for late surgers to hit (4th to 7th place). All her potential level upgrade skills are useful too, the only downside is 15% guts bonus is useless for another 6 months
>>539871153Feburary 2026
REJOICE! IT IS MARVELOUS SUNDAY TIME ONCE AGAIN!https://youtu.be/WdbRb2ksX7s
>>539871167gas lightedsight is an pretty much unused mechanic both for buffing and debuffing, it's basically the equivalent of "it feels like it might be better at avoiding getting blocked" that is just a giant collective delusion of confirmation bias
If people are barely meeting the stam requirement why wouldn't I just go with 1 ace 2 debuffers?
>>539870964El is okay, but the regular version is better Grass is good as a parent for Xmas Oguri laterThe cards are dogshitI will probably throw in 20 pulls hoping to get Grass because I like her alt outfit
>>539870964Fantasy Pasa is a pretty good Late Surger mile uma for this CM.Wit Sky is a good statstick card, but honestly I barely use the ones I already have.
>>539871302I think you can make the case for 1 debuffer
>having a comfy run with Spe-chan>everything going well, double/triple friendship trainings etc>come senior year>eight (8) repeat mood downs out of nowhere, literally like 6 turns wasted just to fix shit>tissue>rainbow trainings completely dry up>four sleep deprivedImagine finding out which retard was in charge of implementing this toootally random and not seeded RNG and curbstomping his children on the sidewalk in front of him
>>539871290>navigator>sight?????
I know MANT will be a game changing scenario as it take way more time to complete and has a different strat to what we are used to rn, but what about Aoharu? what's different from URA?
>>53987118415* stam legacy.Agnes was a cope because I was sick of not getting enough greens.
>>539870947...
Gib autistic neko musume now!
>>539871349you're a deeply troubled individual if this is your reaction to a game, seek help
>>539871302LS are about to be plentiful and they use the least stam.
this mother fucking Natie, how the fuck do you fail a 3% rainbow
>>539871381You make a team as you play and fight other teams, and also gain some special skills? Shit's bizarre you can read the recap on gametora https://gametora.com/umamusume/aoharu-hai
>>539871397agnes is a really good roaming support, although i've got her wet conditions event once
>>539870672What cards do you use, I wanted to run her earlier but I gave up and failed the career
>>539871551>spe fears horses like this
Ends and Pacers are legit the easiest to play as
>>539871082>>539871087>>539871109nta but I now just learned this as well...
Orange!
Why'd I pull for Seiun again? I'm just losing to every vodka with blockushin.
>>539871302> Barely meetingThey aren't, with 600 sta 300 guts, they are way over the requirements as usual. Lot of people use the umalator without reading the caveat that it doesn't correctly calculate the stamina for downhills and the track has 120 meters of downhill
>>539869778i tested her in rooms and she is still not overtaking shit aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>539871675>with 600 sta 300 guts, they are way over the requirements as usual
>>539871647
>>539871785
We have fantastical uma costumes, why can't we have a racetrack at a volcano or something. Audience can watch the race from blimps.
Global is practically dead. The tourists are all gone. Can we stop the gaslighting now?
Need tips for next CMMy 2 aces are readyShould I run a 3rd ace with a different style?A debuffer? Or another front runner?
>>539871871This is where gaslighting gets worse. Everyone is trying to one up each other so they devise strategies to make their opponents fail.
>>539871740I'm sorry to hear but you probably need more green skills for that, using her as front yielded the least results
>>539871934bwo your seiun is never activating groundwork
i get destroyed in room match
>>539871430Calzone Light
>>539871153I think in March is when the Universal Banner happens and that is the best time for newcomers and new Whales to pop in.
>>539871864The anime gave us street racing. And we had bikes too.
>>539871998ummm she is a paceri just lucked into the front S
>>539872001Sympathy believe
>>539871864I have seen 4 years into the future, it will not happen
>>539871871>Global is practically deadLet's have fun in this graveyard, until EoS ends this nightmare!
>>539871864How is fancy racewear related at all to putting the racers lives in danger
>>539870672so I can get a 2* guts? Naruhodo
>>539871601Urara MLBSSR Ines 0Free SSR mamboSSR Tazuna 0Free Mcqueen 3*Borrowed Creek MLBI could replace mcqueen with the SR groove but having more stamina guarantees winAlso no one puts a maxed guts card on their borrows so I had to make adjustments
>>539872001Finale has everyone with great no?
dont think i can do better than this… i’ll just gamble on target in sight
>>539869778>>539871740>S front currenYou have bigger problems.
>>539872049Oh, I'm just retarted then. I pray you see better results
>>539872114ENNNTTEEERRRTAIIINNNMEEEENNTTTT
my front daiwa looks like a pacer......
>>539872217bro...prepared to pass...pace chaser...
>I think your trainee is a bit outclassed>wins
>>539872247Mustang..
My miler Rice is doing pretty awful in practice rooms. Is daiwa + condor innate not good?
>>539872190You don't have a 3rd green or skill that will activate early game...
So how do you build an open league uma for this skill stacked CM
Hey dachis, manager here. Here's the schedule for upcoming friendlies, times are in UTC
>>539872247BASED FAGMAKE THAT SHIT FUNNY
Why do you all have MLB Kitasan... I thought we're all F2P....
>>539871864Wheres the beach races in swimsuits
>>539872361I don't know what this is, if you don't care to explain, fuck off my general
>>539870549she fucks old men
>>539872395I started on Creek's banner, so I don't even have her... Saving for the rerun!
>>539872251It's all because of her fat tits and ass...
>>539872418It's divegrass, and it's not your general.
>>539872395Because 90% of all the F2P saved their carrots for KSB and then blew their load when she came out, myself included.
>>539872060>need another 4 runners to have it in order to workit's only useful in TT where the mob umas have a chance of also having it, still you would need your entire team to also have it
>>539872572>save since day 1>didn't get a single copy>quit>reinstalled months afterhaha.....
>>539871769Here's my current two aces (still trying to make a better Daiwa) and the calculator on their remaining stamina, feel free to bring as many debuffers as you want to the CM. I think it's a suicide to waste a slot on a debuffer with how RNG this CM is, but you do you.
>>539872552Ok faggot I still don't care
>>539872418>he doesn’t know what divegrass iswhat is this world coming to>>539872361Very cool, thank you mane-kun
>>539872361Kfg and @ could be good. If work and timezones allow it, I'll be watching.
>>539872298>I don't think you're going to win>Wins by 3 lengths.
Sometimes I open the gacha simulator and roll 10s for some fake dopamine shots...
>>539871934You need more power
>>539872361I'll be watching
>>539872745>he wastes all his luck on fake pullsYou fool
They should add random item boxes on the track so the umas can pick up stuff and throw shit at each other or boost around the track
>>539872361Did we change up our roster at all?
>>539872361Is our page up to date?
>>539872861There was collision mechanics in the early builds. Imagine your umas bumping others with the power stat determining the chance of veering your opponent off course.
>>539872861I see nintendo suing cygames till the end of times...
Looks burnt.
Anyone know the name of the song at the beginning of this?>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AURw9rCF6z4
>>539872361what timezone
>>539873021temperature was too high
>>539873021Mine looked a lot better
>>539872923Nyes>>539872868I only change our roster between the main leagues, the best you'll get for invitationals is renames or model updates.
>>539872923I wanted Bourbon in the roster she can crash the game every time she gets the ball
>>539873070Post it
What's with all these low power cm 3 aces? Did I miss a new gaslight video?
>>539873098Its ceramic by the way and styrofoam.
>>539873021Should've followed Naties recipe
>>539872696Not knowing about divegrass... I thought people were just shitposting about lots of newfags coming here with the global release, but apparently it's true. Hopefully they'll leave once it's no longer the flavor of the week.
>>539872125Ironically, the gutsmaxxing runs gave me more power and stamina sparks than gutsI have no idea how this is happening
>>539873192This looks like microwaved school lunches
>>539871864hard to tell if true because fags lie about JP all the time, but supposedly keiba fags whined about the fantasy event even tho it looks amusing
>>539873159They are trying to put more points into wit so they have a better chance of positioning first and actually triggering their win condition. The gaslight is "you need 600 wit"The big problem is if some of your skills don't proc you're fucked, so it's not the worst idea.
>>539873192Yummers
>>539873264That was pre oven.>>539873309It was really tasty.
Japanese hamburg steak is fucking trash. If it wasn't japanese no one would be eating this shit.
I actually am going to become violent at how much I've experienced umas giving me stat ups instead of any skills
>>539873360Japanese food is just superior
>>539873363This but giving me hints for the same skill 3 times in a row that I don't need
>discordgrasslmao people not knowing what that is a testament to how low that """culture""" has fallen
Would this make a good parent?
>>539872395they swiped or were reroll+ swipe. A few mightve actually been lucky enough with their reroll account but there are whales who larp as f2p a shocking amount
>>539873578Kitasan...
>>539873027So says shazam
>>539872395I borrow, I only have 1 copy and I skipped her banner
>>539873662>shazamThat thing still exists? I thought it shutdown a decade ago?
uma pits
image being a fag and bringing nice nature to the mile cm
>>539873727It comes pre-loaded into an apple watch so I guess?
>>539872361Good luck, I'll be there.
Golshi paizuri
>>539872395I did like 300 pulls with the free carats I had been hoarding and then put in some extra for the second spark.> I thought we're all F2P....Lol
nishino naizuri
>>539873363Join me in the “broke something over a horse girl game” club>what did you break?I threw my phone and it hit a glass cup. My phone is fine.
My semen is in danger!
>>539873568Good as grandparent. Double 3* red and blue is always good no matter what.
>>539872395Day 1 player who save bwo
>>539874020You should let it happen
>>539874071You say that like I have a choice
BoFA and Swinging Maestro on a sprinter uma...
>scripted to lose race>get negative skill
>>539874020>top cut offyou're hiding the 100/100 energy and 5/5 pvp energy aren't you?
>>539874096She'll be gentle at least
>>539873578My theory is that the only way remaining whales can flex their wealth is top 100 TT at this moment. But the problem is there are only 100 spots so the rest are kinda homeless and seeking approval in a different way.
>>539874171CB is short for Christ's Blessing.
>>539874128G-go away danchou…
who gonna /skip/ CM3 here?
Tracen needs restructuring. These umas are all borderline retarded
>>539874243Wtf i believe in god now
>>539874314I’ve skipped every CM so far
I'm waiting for my personal friend club to drop the game so I could leave the club without feeling bad and join the prestige /uma/ clubs for the glorious gibs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pXrm6oY0DA
Half of Taiki Shuttle's career is her throwing a party, while the other half is just bemoaning about how cool Suzuka is.
>>539874020She's all bark and no bite, Anon. The moment you touch any body part of hers, she'll get flustered, bolt off and probably kick you in the process.She's still cute and sexy af though and you have good taste in wives.
How do you counter blockushin if you're running fronts?
>>539874314I think this cm will break the most people yet
>>539874314Auto-Select same with the first two CMs. I just do not find CMs fun nor preparing for them.
>>539874314All you need to do is not lose and then win, it’s not that hard
>>539872696>>539873220Nobody cares about your shit boomer faggotry niggaSay what you want or fuck ofWe are staying
>borrow run>flop at tenno sho spring againI'M BRINGING 3 POWER CARDS AND CLICKING IT BUT ITS STILL NOT ENOUGH WHAT THE FUCK
>>539874429Block blockushin obviously
>>539874416It's hard to make a compelling story for Umas that were dominant. You could see that with Rudolf and Maruzensky too.
>>539874314I'll be playing but this may be the most RNG based CM yet
You gotta Bakushin Bakushin with your bakushin. Cmon, this is elementary
i have no chance in cm.....
>>539874416Oh what the heck? After 3 years you can continue to stay with your trainee if you win the final objective/URA Finals?
>>539874456bwo you need stamina not power
Bwos what is sex with Seiun Sky like?
>>539874456post...deck...
>>539874239quite possible especially when there are plenty of whales who lost in taurus/gem and will lose cancer to rngesus or simply better umas.
>>539874424truei was the husband
>>539874558
>>539874069mambo
I have Curren as my profile uma just because I really like her chibi in the club
>>539874582>be witlet>loseWITGAME
>>539874548Dead fish and smell
>>539870679She only needs it if someone is about to pass her, and if that happens it will proc
>>539874314i won gem without being too sweaty so ill continue the same for cms until i burn out. All my umas are just made with the 3 borrows
>>539874582The cost of being a witlet
>>539874660>no recoveries>no spurthttps://files.catbox.moe/0gh48c.mp4
What would sex with Taishin be like?
>>539874645Tannhauser
>>539874548very fishy
>>539874582Imagine coasting by the CM just to fail the final race due to rng or otherwise being placed in a bad lobby. I actually won because I was placed into an easy lobby.
thought we agreed bl*ckushin is a reddit terminology... come up with something better...
>>539874429more power and midrace skills and prayer
Almond Eye is the best Tracen has to offer and even she’s almost retarded
>>539872395I used over 200 pulls for Kita and only got her to 2lb because of pity
Post more donkey ears
>>539874735Corking Bakushin’s womb with my cockushin.
Just fucking found out the game can TAKE AWAY SKILLS YOU ALREADY BOUGHT AND REPLACE IT WITH A DEBUFF if you lose a race. I had to REPURCHASE firm conditions. Fuck this game man.
>>539874243I thought it was cock blower...
Good?
>>539874456which uma? Ive given up on MTG mile for the cracked race. Sadly ill probably not run my fav Bancho either - ive had 3 good runs absolutely torpedo against the rice/mcq wall
>>539874765My Hero
>>539874848bro thats a horse
>>539874765You can't just stuff watermelons on the chest of a 4'7" frame with cute nerdy glasses and not expect trainers not to rape you
>>539874558Titles don't matter at this point, like 2/3 of my following list has them. They're not uncommon and we don't even have statistics of how rare they are. Maybe they should redo the system so there can only be like 100 winners max.
>>539874926The trainers wont be doing the raping...
>Gen Z took down a whole countryDamn, we live in strange times, Uma Musume.
>>539872395I rerolled 4LB Kitasan and MLB'd with the spark copy. I'm not free to play as I have spent about 60€? or something on the game. Kitasan banner I did not spend anything so that is something I did get as "f2p", not that it matters.
Please treat Aston Machan well.
>>539874549>>539874916i'm trying to redo this but with redshiftbut i think i will just field this because 3/3 is so unpredictable that i don't think i will hit it again>helios for general skills>amazon for spurt>oguri for furious feat
>>539874925Yes
>>539874913>343 guts>too much staminaTry again.
>>539874980Elaborate on your off topic mambo post
>>539875008Why is she asking me to take care of another horse, reminds me of a hentai
>>539874926>trainers to rape
>>539874698he just got blocked, the umas wont cast skills when blocked
>>539875056Nepal government retired because gen Z forced them to and burned the presidental house, because they banned Tick Tock.Mambo.
>>539874548She's all about deception. She'll lie there like a dead fish while you're doing. Then when she senses that you're near climax and trying to pull out, you'll all of a sudden feel her leglock you.
>>539875092My funds are ready for her
when do you stop buying star pieces from the daily shop?
>>539874913stats decent but wit could use +100, and more skills like shift/iron
I am so sick of parent runs. So god damn sick.Miss either Triple Crown by one race. Job in hopeful stakes. 5% failure. Skills hints not showing up beccause 4 power is very important. Biwa punches my girl in the gut.And even if I dodge all of that, I've got a 5% chance of a usable spark. Unless I don't get Groundwork on top of that.Honestly, it's for the birds. You're playing a slot machine except it takes you 30 minutes to see if it pays out.
>>539875241i buy all for the horses i like
>>539875028parent sparks? 3/3 won't get you 1200 speed unless you're a whale or got lucky with speed cards
>borrows availabledo borrowed parents groundwork farming on pasa>borrows not availabledo natty THH combo farming on ryanit's comfy
>>539869778why are you borrowing manko windy
>>539875220I hope you get her in your first roll so you waste you stash
Cancer Cup testing7141 1593
>>539875158wao
>>539874537Tracen is a husband hunting academy for uma musumes.
Man, this was going so well until speed rainbows dried up
>>539874913you need a maruzensky or ryan parent; ideally both
>>539875241anyone I don't have at 3 stars I buy, including natty 3 star horses
This is a dumb question but the dirt tracks, can they be both firm and wet? Or are they always like wet conditions?
>>539875306You mean Chimpo Windy ?
please stop posting non capped power horses
>>539875315Then I just save for the next good support banner
>>539874456It's guts issue (unless you have like 250 stam and even then you might get a 3rd place or something). Get guts to 300+ and you will win
>>539874929titles just get invalidated by the next cm. Its the win dopamine that matters. Thats why whales whale and cheaters cheat. The vast majority of them likely hate their lives to some degree - thats why mobile gachas love salarymen
>>539871430https://www.youtube.com/shorts/3wWp8wgZUKs?feature=shareNEKO NEKO NYA NYA NYA!
>>539875479imo tenno sho spring and kikuka sho are pure stam checks450+ gives you a chance and 500 starts to distance the other umas. Guts helps, obviously
>>539874582He didn't brought any front?
>>539875546Why is she like this?
>>539874526It’s ridiculously tough to get a good Bakushin. You need Taiki and Curren. Pasa and Rice are some of the better grandparents. Hidden race bonuses to affinity can only do so much, Inheriting Angling is a matter of luck if one attempts suboptimal affinity.
>>539875469Yeah, get lucky retard. Get lucky so you can roll a support banner and make her stronger, asshole.
the fags in uma think they are good at the game when they spent money or didnt save carats. its amusing desu. and most of them bot like faggots. its like going into a lighter weight class and bragging about winning
>>539875008I was such an emotional pussy when reading about Machan's backstory and why they made her character and theme like this in uma. Looking forward to rolling for her.
>>539875028yea i was trying mtg as FR but despite being undefeated she didn't have a chance at tenno. it wants you to have a recovery skill or even gold if not 500~550 stm, even 600 at that point
>>539873727If you do not have Shazam try Soundhound.
>>539875647Thanks
>>539875158BASED
>>539875346Top 3 placers
>>539875658I have news for you: Olympics athletes are all juicing, the ones that get caught are just the sloppy ones
>>539874926>trainers>rapingLOL. Lmao even.
>>539875241i only buy the 5ks, rudolph - tho do have more cash to waste but 2 pot5 = cash gone
>>539874069
>>539875241never, once you five star a girl the excess star pieces can be converted to statues again
>>539875549I failed my golshi run the other day and had 500 stam, I definitely had the speed/power but I was getting 6th and I switched between end/front/pace. it was an anomaly, ive never had that happen before
>>539875241I sort of got all my umas to 3* after pulling on Sky so I'm now using my money on potential levels instead
>>539875549I tried some "guts instead of stamina" builds to see how it goes and she took third place in Kikuka Sho. Stats ended up pretty bad anyway.
>>539875742daisca my FUARKING hero
>>539874442>say what you want to sayYou’re a newfag zoomer using nigspeak to chimp out on a single post about a well known website tradition because you don’t know what it is. You should do us and your family a favor and kill yourself or at least get off the website before you potentially learn about another fun and inoffensive website tradition that further devolves you into primate behavior you subhuman.
>>539875158TikTok was ground zero for exposing government nepotism. From what I heard, the boiling point was them killing off Youtube access + killing (unironic) peaceful protestors which was the point of no return.Umamusume Pretty Derby
When's he being added?
>>539875241I buy Tokai Teio pieces because I have like 20 left for her unlock so it's not very expensive
>>539875593Because she is a Military Autist.
>>539875839sometimes the game rolls a super uber npc uma just to mess with you I feel like. I'd never bring pace to those races unless it's the uma's innate strat since it's the most stam costly position. You likely just lowrolled the brock check though
>>539875938when is secretariat being added? or man o war?
>>539875874summerfren is just full of piss and vinegar and is acting edgy. they'll learn tradition soon.
>>539875938I think it's if the copyright expires or if the horse owners in America are not greedy.
>>539875993I need her!
>>539874501Maruzensky had no real competition because they didn't let her enter the classics, and muris couldn't keep up with her to the point that they just quit when they see Maruzensky's name. Ingame Maruzensky reflects this by not taking races seriously and just having "fun," what else could she do. The writers threw her a bone by making her a role model to the golden generation.
Call me Bob Baffert cause I’m drugging all my umas
>>539875241>people buy star piecesI’ve never once bought any, choosing to prioritize potential levels and card levels. I did the exact same thing in Princonne and have never once been punished for it.
>>5398752867* stam 5* speed 1* guts yeah its overwill probably drop amazon but then i have to spark gamble spurt
https://youtu.be/DuK2Yrx-Yp0
>>539874314No way, I'm joining in the gamba. Gemini was all about if gold heals procced and if Golshi or another end runner had spurt proc. Cancer is going to be a battle of fronts and pace if they're daring battling for Condor/Seiun ults with late/ends battling for Maru/Ryan/Taiki ults. It'll be a funny mess instead of boring, at least.
>>539875241I buy all of them. I basically never run out of monies. I'm already at around 3% TT boost and most of my 3* star at 5 pot. I hover around 1m all the time. Maybe if I was a whale, I'd be worried, but even then a whale could just buy more monies with all their cleats.
>>539875993I think you're confusing her with the mom for GuP, anon.
>>539876029Anon asked us to say what we wanted to say, I just delivered what he needed to hear is all.
>>539876263MORE!
>>539876397https://youtu.be/cqk8EKnuNew
>>539875938After him. It's kind of funny that he won the JC the year after Horlicks won hers and then neither country won the JC since.
its really awesome how you can run the same deck, parents, and trainee in multiple different careers and your run will change drastically for the worse or better depending on if you get Charming before classic year or if you fail training just once.
sex with mares
How are paid banners different than normal ones?Other than having to use paid carats of course.
ah yesmy favorite front runner...vodka
i've given up cm3 as f2p player as i won't have any competitive support cards for a while.
Guess the spark bwos
>>539876646you know the make debut guaranteed 3*/SSR 1500 paid carat banner in the scout tab? it's basically just one of those
>>539876610Based hetGOD
>>539876646you pay 1500 to get a guaranteed 3*/SSR
>>539876610We will never get Liberty Island since the owners fucked her up.
>>5398766952 wit, 1 med
>>539876720Almond AI...
>>539876730Why not? We have Suzuka and Rice
>>539876696Ok. That's actually not bad since you skip the 3/100 chance and only have to win the 1/4 for the featured unit.
>>539876696>>539876721i can pick?
>>539876853You can get paid uma or support card banners
>>539876720>tfw your first foal to hit the track wins his debut but is injured for half a year immediately after the race
>>5398766951* speed
Do I have to care about Champions' Meeting PvP instead of playing the game how I want
>>539876804Those are hags. Liberty Island died in April this year.
>>539876853the selector is a different thing, but are freehalf annis have support card selectorsfull (1st) annis have character selectors
>>5398766953* Wit
あ.>Captcha: pwn0DRub it in why don't ya.
>>539875742can that daiwa get groundwork?
>>539877043
>>539875874>>539876029>>539876336Why are you replying to yourself uncYou sounds like a retard right now, getting all pissy and shitting yourself because I called you a faggot for coming out of nowhere if faggot traditions you don't care to explainAnd I do not care to learn from faggots like you so who cares, go post that shit somewhere else, not in my general
>>539876742Almost, not sure how I got late surger when I literally never used it but ok>>539876917imagine lol>>539876979Not possible unless you get 600+ wit bwo
>>539876690>competitive support cardsKing, Sweep, and Kitasan are good for all ace decks. Going to be a while until Kitasan gets powercrept.
>>539877057Sometimes. It sometimes even triggers late along early lead.
>>539876926Not unless you care about getting carats to play the game how you want more often.
>>539876926No, but you get free gibs just for participating. Don't need to be sweaty if you don't want to.
>>539876632
>>539877043Hopeless stakes is a scam
>>539876812There are no rate ups in that banner bwo. It's shit.
>>539876632I love this every time
>>539877263whys my bancho tan, looks weird af.
>>539875241i only buy ice cream and clocks
saw this chart some time ago, Where would Sirius Symboli be here? lowkey thinking about getting her
>>539877154>self-replying>your genny
>>539877171You roll on any style and distance as soon as you hit A in it.
>>539875241I stopped when my entire roster was *3, now i just buy clocks and ice cream
How much stamina do you need in TT for sprints/miles? Can you pretty much go bare minimum like 300/400 and just get high speed/power/wit?
>>539876906Gonna be sad when the Equinox colt is a dogshit racer
>>5398772062lb, dont have it, 0lb
So rewards news at reset, or 10pm utc?
>You sounds like a retard right now>You sounds
>>539877483>the german uma is a dangerOh no
>>539877483Shouldn’t ardan be more to the right? Or in the middle at least?
>>539877483This chart is just dumb
>>539877154>unc>ESL grammer>seething about divegrassnot a good look anon
>>539877483Why is McQueen like this
>>539877585it's, so, overI was going to add that if you are a reroller and don't have Event Spe for your 4th speed, you can wait for Brian but you're fucked.
>>539877483Who's that right up there with Still in Love?
>>539877753I won taurus grand A finals but came 2nd for gemini. It'll only keep getting worse for a while because there's just no banners to roll on as F2P until next kitasan
>>539877746>>539877718>>539877697yeah, ive gathered from the first time i saw that it was exactly accurate...
>>539877583I think Eye-chan/Equinox have 2 foals, so hopefully at least one of them is worth inheriting the prodigy bloodline
>>539877582no, you still need 650-750 for miles and 400-500ish for sprints
wait so all the vg mods made a discord to play football with each other? grim
>>539877583>>539877896Oh no sorry scratch that, she has a foal by Equinox and one by KSB. Hopefully one of those will be the one.
>>539877836you should be rolling on the riko and rice shower banner if your SR lineup is bad. That's only about 6 weeks away and even pulling to pity you'll still save enough for the KSB banner by the time it rolls around
>>539877583Croix is pretty good, lets hope Kitasan and Equinox's genes flow downwards.
>>539876690I wouldn't advice taking CM too seriously as f2p. Without really good luck you are just going to be hindered by lack of support cards and up coming meta horses on top of casuals dropping the game which will push chances of entering difficult lobbies higher. While preparing and working for CMs can be a gola or motivation to keep playing, competing in a gacha game is going to be extremely miserabl without investing insane ammount of time and spending a decent chunk of money if lucky or plain whaling for a massive advantage.
>>539878046I just don't think it's worth rolling on the two support banners with riko not being that relevant and there will be other options for rice. I'll probably just give up cm for a lot of months and roll on waifus. If i don't roll for waifus now there will be no chance in second year.
>>539877043Nyahaha!
Why couldn't it have been 2* stam? I had 600 stam, bro.
Does Gentildonna have any noteworthy kids?
My mile Tachy has been winning a lot of CM3 test rooms, except when Falcon is in she just can't overtake her, even with Pasa and Oguri ults inheritedAh well, I will have to find a way to stop Falcon from doing that, but seems difficultCould Blockushin be the answer?
>>539877154Uhhh newfag anon, you might actually be retarded I’m sorry to say
>>539878389Blockushin is the theoretical answer, but honestly there's so much RNG involved you may as well just make a regular front runner that can actually win.
>>539878382me
>>539878314You lost the 45/55 coin flip
I actually want to kill myself when an uma doesnt give me the gold skill and gives me the maxed out common skill instead
>>539878143Yeah that's my exact thinking. I'm pretty sure if i really put in the effort i can beat the dumb whales but it's too hard to beat smart dolphins or whales.
>Seiun Sky inherit is the meta for FrontsSo what's the 'meta' inherits for other styles in the future anyways
>>539878382Geraldina won the Japanese QEII cup in 2022, so I guess there's that.
Why can’t she find the outside bros? It’s literally a free win
>>539877154Holy newfag, please lurk more before embarassing yourself
>>539878675Dober for late/ends according to Witgod
>>539878163riko is extremely relevant to the next scenario, even if you only use the R version or a 0-1LB SSR. Having your own riko basically gains you a couple hundred stam for free which can be enough to drop to a single stam card for long races, or borrow the rice shower power card for the 2x gold recoveries instead. Without a riko you'll be down on power and/or wit compared to other players
>fuji needs 45 sashes from some random sprint g1time to start farming
>>539877519>>539877730>>539878451>>539878728>so assblasted buttmad that now he is pretending to be multiple people agreeing with himokay faggot unc you can stop the act now and stop editing the yous out with the inspector
>>539878898i love boobs so much
I think the saddest thing is using unc as an insult because of how milquetoast it is
what the fuck is an unc
>>539878143Casuals are not dropping it.The ones who are dropping it are unsatisfied sweats
>>539878992I think it stands for uncle which is somehow supposed to be insulting
Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.
>>539878992United Nations Command
>>539878867Keep faking enemies after getting buttblasted good for your mental health, kiddo.
>>539878992some zoomer twitch speak thing
>>539878992University of North Carolina
>>539878992It's morse code
Creek's boots
>>539878992Some black slang
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>>539878382She’s unfortunately much like America’s Zenyatta for being an absolute powerhouse of a filly to not producing much success in breeding thus far. Zenyatta has one last foal that has yet to debut after she retired from breeding in 2023. Gentildonna retired from breeding this year so she has a few foals to hopefully get some major success from.
>>539878628At the end of the day just likely any other video game you should play it for fun and if that fun is reliant on CM you just have to accept you will be fighting uphill constantly. Gacha games in general are very very very bad in terms of wanting to compete even if you spend some ammount of money.You need very good luck on banners that you have to optimize as f2p or low spender and the only saving grace for this game is that we know which banners are coming. Even then does it matter if you pull 200-300 and get 1-2 copies of the busted card and everything else is kind of shit and still missing uncaps from the good SRs etc.Gacha games are also built around stamina systems to make f2p even worse as even with NEETing it up 8h a day you will run out of stamina recovery items fast and well, you're going to have to start spending even if it isn't too "costly" to do so.This game in specific also has brutal RNG in terms of time invested to a career and just how much you have to luck into good parents as well with a 3 borrow limit you're screwed if you get nothing good. Even then the only thing that matters in CM is the final race where yes, you still need to be lucky to some extent outside of getting some pocket change worth of carats from the races before that.You can play the game how you want, but realising the reality of PvP in gacha or even competing in the PvE is a good way to make sure you don't burn out or just drop the game due to not making it.>>539879034There is already a hefty drop in players as the initial hype died down and while the game isn't "dead it's over" the japanese gacha system is not a welcome experience for the unprepared nor are casuals going to put in 30min per career every single day, multiple times. Casuals do not have time to invest into a grindy game especially when even the dailies already take up this much.
>>539879034This is cope. Casuals are dropping the game but they would have dropped it anyway. Cygenerous’s choices are only speeding it up.
>>539878867>he got a picrel proving it was more than one guy>he still thinks it’s one guyanon…
>>539878992
>>539879034If that was true, my friends wouldn't have quit
What skill sparks should I be farming for when making Late parents?
>>539879228did gentildonna have a draft horse lineage
>me afterdoing just my daillieshttps://x.com/ashikura_horse/status/1969266757505290687
Cygames have severely underestimated how popular this game was in the beginning.
I'm tired, boss.
>DID YOU KNOW THAT IN OOMAHMOOSOOMAY-
>>539879383updrafters, slick surge, outer swell, pilfer, 1500000 cc
>>539879383Something like this
>>539879384Ssshh, don't tell everyone about the mixed horse cum I stole and drank at the Glock cum factory which I then replaced it with the subpar cum.
>>539879438>rapist loli umasmake it happen cygames
I want to marry Haru Urara
>>539879438me on the left
I want to be raped by a mesugaki Uma.
>>539878805>This bwo didn't do monie runs on Bakushin who has that sash as a goal race