Fat GrASS EditionPrevious: >>539890378>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Believe (3*)9/22: CM Classic - Kyoto 2000m, right, autumn, sunny, firmOctober: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m, left, autumn, cloudy, firmNovember: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m, left, autumn>Global Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Hishi Amazon (3*), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Shinko Windy (SR)Next Rate Up: El Condor Pasa (Alt 3*), Grass Wonder (Alt 3*), Seiun Sky (SSR), King Halo (SSR)9/11 - 9/23: Legend Race9/21 - 10/4: Story Event - Uma QuestTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd cour will air on 10/5Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19Guest Starring:Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/>Thread CirclesJP: ウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)EN: https://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)https://rentry.org/umapog
>>539915126I love that split second right before she jumps out of bed as she's been activated
https://youtu.be/qpG1P_Uji24?t=370
>>539914379>>539915103held out for almost 2 months, i suppose
Please don't forget to headpat your Daiwa today
THE GOAT
Not won a single test game and I'm starting to think it's unironically the lack of guts
Who is the best secondary debuffer to pair with Natty?
MARVELOUS SUNDAY SUNDAY DERBY IN 5 HOURS
turning this anal priestess into a wonderful wife
How do I build Oguri Cap for CM, parent wise?I hate this stupid horse but she's strong and I just want one reliable ace.
>>539915249Maybe he had to wait til the super normies who heard about the anti-porn measures in JP moved on and were no longer crucifying artists for it.
Digitan LOVE
>>539915306hahaha, the retard fucked up
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty buttsniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt
>>5399152752 debuffers for such a short track is a really bad idea. But if you must, then a Blockushin would work
TRAINER GET AWAY
Attention. You're only allowed to post in this thread if your favorite uma is stacked. Thank you for your cooperation.
Toreina + Agnes Tachyon + [pick a 3rd uma]
wife
>>539915534You can't do that, bwo!
>>539915258based
ma....r..e...puss..y
>>539915534no
I HATE CLICKING NEXT ON TEAM TRIALS
this thread will be better
>>539915529I don't get the pink ribbons part
Where's the semen retention post?
Do Umamusume shit in elongated turds like humans? Or in apple sized round balls like horses?
>host CM lobby>wait for the whole 24hrsedging the sweaties
>>539913994Hate to say this bro, but this is probably as good as it gets. You can try out a shitton of strats, uma, mix-match, skill minmax, it doesn't matter as it ultimately goes back to square one: Do you have an MLB deck with the best cards available, or not.If not you'll always find yourself getting short of something. The idea of every star aligning under you where you get 1200 speed/power, with high wit, enough stam+guts, the desired skills, and aptitude, while also having the best parents is low even as a whale.
>>539915534Y'all better get the fuck out then. This thread belongs to Doto now.
>>539915534the biggest
>>539915272Maybe you should buy real skills instead of early lead, acceleration and homestretch
>>539915880
>>539915965Doto Rape
>>539915628>>539915720Sorry boys, I don't make the rules. Now say your prayers. Our busty firearms expert will take you out back for your punishment.>>539915965The bustiest has graced us with her presence...
What is it uma find so appealing about trainers? They're so pretty and gorgeous and smart so why do they settle for a twinky incel like you to have children with?
>>539916085Good thing the stallions are warned
>>539915395sex with gyaru
Cute
>>539916085naruhodo
>>539915395Absolutely MOGGED
>>539915258>that disgusting musicoddly befitting considering its agnes>>539916085>AI OverviewI FUCKING LOVE HALLUCINATIONS
>>539916162well for starters, if you've managed to become their trainer at all you made some kind of positive impression on them, because the story episodes show that some umas are especially picky about the trainers they work with and won't hesitate to drop or reject them if they don't meet their standards. so, most likely, with 70% of the umas you work with you were already attractive to them from the start.
wit is important this cm
when she goesshe goes
>>539915272its the wit lil bro. you need high wit or capped power.
>>539916404
>>539915272fronts need wit, 978 wit but 595 pow would perform better
>>539916067She's just a big weird fatty. No guy wants an amazon who looks like a basketball player with tits. Can you imagine how embarrassing the wedding would be? Her having to bend down to kiss you? Think of when you're out in public and everyone stares at how much bigger your girlfriend is and how emasculated you must feel.
>>539916418are you telling me umas choose their trainers with the projection of mating with them in the future?
Am I supposed to do 1200 speed 1200 power for the mile CM and that's it? I've tried to do something different but I haven't one even one race, only the horses with those stats won. They didn't even have any recovery skills and their stamina was around 500 or lower.
>>539915395She can do that sometimes.
>medium>almost all 1 stars>everything but groundworkIt's almost like it's mocking me
>>539916338
>>539916803i mean, you can't convince me mayano and curren chan didn't pick their trainers purely based on physical attraction
>>539916882Curren picked you cause you were easy. Mayano just had a daddy kink
>>539916631they should add this one to the trainer
>>539916882me (shota twink trainer) when i meet my assigned umas for the first time
>>539916882What do they see in those balding ojisans?
>>539916698>>539916616I thought "Ignore power max WIT" was a psyop
>>539917115it's a psyop for non fronts
>>539916631I hate the fact I have to pay close attention to everything in Umamusume.
>>539916845she is truly a swinging maestro
fuck off
Special Wife
>>539916162>What is it uma find so appealing about trainers?Unconditional support for their dreamsThe trainer is usually competent enough to train the umas into strong runners so that they can win their desired races (or at least placing top 3-5)Often times trainers are key to helping them overcome their big emotional or mental or physical blocks (this is the big one)Trainer and uma will spend most of the day together for three years, that's a long time to be with someone and if you don't end up hating their guts, there's a lot of room for attachment or even deeper emotions to developMost trainers we've seen in canon Uma are pretty decent-looking, it's not that much of a stretch that the umas could fall for them.
>>539917285How do I trick humans into having to spend years alongside me to grow attached?
>>539916631I like how white colts look hideous, like they're smeared in shit all the time, until their coat evens out with age.
>>539916631cute
>>539917285Also, teenage girls fall for older guys
>>539917389usually schools exist for that kind of thing
>>539916818For mile you don't need recoveries. 900 guts + stam + skills is recommended. You also need 4-500 wit to not get brocked and activate all your skills. This CM is somehow more stat intensive than long despite being a third of the distance.
so when is Ms Victoria coming out? I wanna see some winning lives
>>539917546>4-500can you even get 4 wit????why that range
>>539917190So I have to go what, 600 power 900 wit or something
>>539917451I'm an older guy! I'm also yasashii and have a funny weird uncle persona.
Hey Trainer, go talk to them
Which IRL horse is the most aesthetic and why is it Doto?
>>539917546No one had guts there either so I assume this is a false information
>>539917623its meim ms victoriafrontier
>>539917757you want to hit 601 for power in order to benefit from the hidden stat threshold
>>539917665you have autism
>38 runs per day for an ace on JPwtf jp bros are you okay?
>>539917762I'm gonna target the nerd girl. She's probably the least self confident of the bunch so will be vulnerable to the slightest attention from a guy. The lower the self esteem the better my chances are!
>>539917820I phrased it poorly. Stamina + guts + skill boosts = 900. 900 stam and 900 guts would be an absurd stat check.
>>539917879
>>539917906Is the JP meta gambling on fast learner, because everyone in JP has 50 skills?
>>539917868I guess I have to swap to 1 power 3 speed 2 wit and try again...Back to Groundwork farming...
>>539917906Can someone explain what he's doing? Do Aces in JP get tossed out if they don't get Fast Learner or something?
>>539917546>>539917665>You also need 4-500 wit to not get brocked and activate all your skillsDon't listen to what this guy says, he doesn't even understand how wit/pow works.
>>539916778Yeah, truly terrible
>no Speciality Priority>Hint card with 13 skills>No race bonus, no fan bonusWhat a fucking terrible card
>>539918081no its only necessary if you play a shit uma like vivlos in a sil cm.
>>539918189you were warned, the only good welfare card is nice nature SR wit
>>539917546>>539917868>>539918023MISINFORMATION ALERT
>>539917762sexignorebullymambo
what an amazing clapping sfxhttps://files.catbox.moe/fhdpzw.webm
>>539918081Vivlos isnt a Fast Learner uma (can get fast learner through multiple events) so its very RNG if she can get it through the one event that gives itAnd Vivlos isnt a good uma to begin with so you need every advantage you can get against Still in Love who simply explodes and wins
>>539916631Gold Ship's racewear is so damn good, they really knocked it out of the park with some of the OG uma designs
>>539917389ask the /bag/gots
>>539918189It's for someone who doesn't roll cards. And it's pretty good then when its competition are 0 LB SRs and maybe some 0 LB SSRs.
>>539917906>i was told JP CMs are chill>umas discarded if they don't get fast learner which is like a 1% chancesasuga gaslight general
would you have sex with a crippled uma
>>539917795It is Doto because just look at him
>>539918463JP vets also said it becomes easier to use your favorites, but now I am hearing the meta horses just crush everyone...
>>539917906Feels like you're more likely to high roll your career hints than it is to high roll fast learner.
>>5399184450LB sweep tosho has 35 priority, 25% friendship bonus, 30% mood bonus, 5% race bonus, 10% fan bonus
>>539917762I'm gonna flirt with the girl on the far right, she cute
Chiyo Chiyo Chiyo Chiyono O
I really need to sort my veterans and properly tag them as ace/parent/glue but MAN that is a lot of work.
>>539918041Yes. At some point you can just max stats with ease the only thing that matters is spamming skills
Please post your Aces for Mile CM and decks you were using, I am retarded and can't figure out the stats and deck on my own. Thanks.
>>539918562For fronts this applies, for late/end there's a massive pool of usable characters though that will win if you get lucky on your accel procs and don't get blocked.
>>539918562problem?
>>539918729Here's a test from a few days ago. None of these are mine.
>>539918438which park
>>539917762Mating press Mambo while the rest watch
>>539918547Yes. She doesn't even need to booze me up either.
14663797CM3
CM3 is the falcon cup
>>539918663Not everyone who doesn't roll cards (except tickets) has even that and you need more than one card. I got kinda lucky with speed cards and my only speed cards are 0 LB Eishin Flash, King Halo, Kawakami Princess and Nishino Flower.I think it's pretty ok compared to them. Narita Brian card from next story (?) looks very nice though. The only problem is that stacking board with SSRs might result with them not finishing events.
97690120cm3 don't make fun of my cope aces
>>539918339
What sort of time should I be looking for my CM aces to beat for them to be considered good? I did a test run with my suboptimal Smart Falcon and she did a 1:29.8
Are the fantasy cards any good?
So speed literally doesn't matter in this CM, you just need groundwork and as much power as possible
>>539918375
>>539916162anyone spending 3 years with a person is bound to develop feelings towards them. it could be respect, love, hatred, and many more
Do you love your uma's autistic quirks?
>>539919364>that blurring
>>539919364Power doesn't matter Wit does, for Fronts anyway.
>>539918840How do they get so many skills? Am I supposed to run every mile/med race? Can someone please teach me how to play this game or should I quit?
i started watching horse videos on youtube and now i want to move out to the countryside and raise horses. they are like retarded dogs but 5x bigger which is cute to me.
>>539919481Very much so.
i think im not gonna bother with a fagushin, it bricks my own pasa. gonna do a pace late and end
>>539918434>Still in Love who simply explodes and wins>40% accel ult on final corner>Unconditional green that just gives you 120 free stats >2.4s of +25% current speed and 20% accel on a skill that can trigger TWICE. >Free Lone WolfI kneel.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hev14ik8EIIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hev14ik8EII
>>539919627MISINFORMATION ALERT
>>539919691congratulations, the youtube algorithm now thinks you are a 10 year old girl and will feed you cute horse videos til you die..
>>539918343there is no (numerically: 0) chance double jet could realize you're bullying her
What's a deck for doing 1200 speed/wit while also not dying during a career long race? Also assume no stamina sparks.
>>539919781anon the entire reason Blockushin works is because Wit > Power
>>539919364what the FUCK kinda censoring is that??
>>539919481Yeah!
>>539918463meta will always be the most popular, the difference between JP and global is that here the majority of people are tryharding their asses off due to being bombarded with guides, while in JP CM is such a common event people just use the strongest characters but without doing 20 runs a day
>>539919647You get a lot of hints from cards + parents. Greens and the distance/style corner/straightaways are pretty cheap. If you're getting first in most of the career races and run a few extra you'll get enough points to buy all that.
>>539919364>>539919550>>539919627Point 2, POWER MAXXED Seiun sky with 299 wit BTFOS 600 WIT whales with 1000 power and max speed
Why does Matikanefukukitaru get so many fucking mood downs? She even has an event specifically to drop her mood (the card one)
>>539919364>>539919996terrible summarynever post again
>>539919987Am I supposed to take only white skills and not golds?
Where you do stand in the great WIT vs POWER war?
>>539919996Why are you not posting the builds
>>539919996post builds then
>>539918434>>539919745i checked gametora after you guys hyped her up so muchhttps://gametora.com/umamusume/characters/109701-still-in-lovegenuinely wtf is this uma? if i was in JP i would honestly be screaming and crying about power creep.
Check your gibs bwos
>>539919996woah, SIX hundred wit???
>>539920180This is the same half anni that introduced the best Guts SSR and the second best Speed SSRCygames wanted mega money this time around
What can I do better?
>>539919996>>539920058*who have only 1000 power and max speedWit means shit, the acceleration is far more important since they won't pass you. It's a trap
>>539920190genuinely kill yourself btw
>>539919996Now make it fair and try it against a 300 Power 1200 Wit Uma dumb faggot
>>539920121I don't care about frontsissies, I'm gambling
>>539920121I think
>>539920121Luck >>>> all
check YOUR BOXES GUYS WTFFFFFFF
Well next time I'll bring some stamina cards since it's another fun mile focused races and what if we throw in a long one lol
>>539919647Piggies can run a lot of races for skill points and hints without falling behind on stats. That's why Front is the whale style, cause it needs a trillion skills to function. Those umas have an average amount of skills tho, like the baseline for group A finals (the highest tier in CM). Stop comparing yourself to the whales, if you're starting out you should definitely aim for Open League.
can any jp bros tell me if pace chasers just suck for eternity? i always hear people talk about front runners, late surgers, and end closers, but nobody talks about pace chasers.
>>539920180middle and full anniversaries always have the most broken stuff lmao. don't look up Orfevre or Gentildonna unless you want to have a heart attack
>>539920335Here's the Suzuka... With more POWER she would've won
They really need to reduce amount of grind for the event. 1.5x acceleration so 1.5 less points to reach goals
>>539920336>he fell for the Angling and Scheming
>>539920070I consult this sheet https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1oB3eTvKqREtJDWJL0q80O_VjBcpOmRl5xE0z5fZKgFY/edit?gid=634506155#gid=634506155 when figuring out what to buy. Golds are a lot stronger than whites but you have to get the correct ones or they'll do nothing.
>>539919481Of course.
>>539916162Uma Musumes are the furthest things from being smartTachyon and Doreja are exceptions but even Tachyon gives in to the instinct of acting retarded from time to time
>>539920387>>539920417>LuckThis is an interesting development.
GRASS WONDER IM GONNA KILL YOUSEVEN MOOD DOWNS WITHIN JUNIOR YEARHOW
>>539920335>>539920543???
>>539920176>>539920158My build is shit bwo it needs more POWER. Wet conditions + groundwork > no wet conditions+ groundworkYou need power bwo
host it
>>539920673Your skills and stats are irrelevant when you're brocked, late start and your uma is on her period.
>>539920534Pace chasers were great in CM1 and CM2? It's just they have no good accel skills for CM3.XOguri gives the generic pace accel ult.
Umamusume it wit gameWit doesn't matterUma with most speed and power win500 staminaWit doesn't matterUmamusume is a wit game334 wit 1200/1200 win
>>539920190>Tickets to the aquariumUhh, thanks?
My Oguri hasn't won a single Mile Race. What do I do wrong?
>>539920534
>ZERO hints for Mile
>>539920964witletmiles are wit checks
>>539920964>314 wit
>>539920964>3 skills with acceleration in the nameanon you're honestly cute
>>539921030
>>539920964Her skills are trash, thats why
>>539920964Not enough mid race skills, you need to be first before angling and scheming trigger. Acceleration etc don't work here
>grind all day no usable parent umasI hope they don't wait til 1.5 anniversary for spark rerolls..it should be such a simple thing...
>>539921096BUT THEY SAID ACCEL LE GOOD SO WHY ACCEL NO LE GOOD?????
>>539920964why the fuck did you waste 300 points on gourmand for a mile
sprint CM?dirt mile CM?dirt medium CM?straight sprint CM?
>>539921109
>Get angling and scheming proc nearly every time>still lose constantly
I swear El as pace chaser has to be this CM's biggest gaslight, there's always at least 3 or more front runners in every public lobby.
>>539920964Put her on end with Spurt/Pump/Shift/UpdraftersOr stay on late and get Pump/Shift/Slick SurgeNo reason to have gourmand, homestretch haste, acceleration (all the ones you have there). Prideful king is extremely restrictive to activate I wouldn't use it. Competitive Spirit and Lucky seven also a waste. You want stuff like X Corners, Slipstream, Ramp Up, Playtime's Over, Tail Held High, Professor of Curvature. X Straightaway is fine too just a bit more RNG. There's some mile-specific skills that work well too like Shifting Gears IIRC? also get guts to 301.Pri
>>539920964You don't need Stam recovery skillsAll your Greenskills are worthless Your accel skills are mostly useless idk what the King ult does so it's probably bad
>>539921321lol no im winning with pasa a lot
charles from victoria frontier said if you roll on the fantasy banner, your account is BRICKED
>>539921321But it works.
>>539921430keep up the good work Dancer
>>539920534you will have to deal with it but for the first two years or so outside of short distance they are inferior front runners who need to lucksack to win. except for xoguri but she's not limited to one strategy.
post something cute
the koreans knew that 1200 1000 1200 pasas are op. not even seiun shite could beat that
>>539921572
>>539920702
>>539920964>competitive spirit in frontrunner world>lucky seven not 11% nor 6% but 4% chance of it activating because it has 3 fucking checks to go through
>>539921328>>539921384So what, am I supposed to pick skills only for target speed increase?
>>539921430post build
>FOUR infirmary visits to get rid of night owl
https://x.com/gyokai_tonkotu_/status/1969795997577740521
>>539921732no
>>539920535Orfe having 6s of +35% speed on her unique on top of Encroaching Shadow is insane. Literally what more could you ask. It's like a strictly better Golshi.
>>539920534front were the strongest for years until recently pace has always been the most popular and never stopped being stronglate was always just OK but with a few outstanding umas, now it's with pace as the strongest strategies end became awful after the golshi game era ended around CM5, there weren't any good units until Duramente who released during the third anniversary, nowit's similar of how late was
>>539921823jesus christ watch where you're swinging those things marvelous sunday
urara isn't cute btwshe's pitiful she's too retarded
CM10985284
My best parents are Vodka and my second best parents have grass as a grandparent. Am I really going to have to become a front gambler to have a chance?
i fell for
>not a single japanese horse has ever won the l'Arc de Triomphe racewhat? so both the game and the anime are all about a bunch of frauds that can't compete outside of national races? i feel like the illusion has been shattered. i desire racewear kitasan black carnally
>>539921751Quit the run after first infirmary failMost retarded thing ever
>>539921602>The ancient oriental sages actually discovered that whaling and getting absurd highrolls beast everything else.
>>539922134france is gay and brown, who cares
why didn't hishi amazon just move out of the wayinstead she destroyed the boulder THEN move out of the wayis she stupid????
>>539920180Anniversary umas get to be buff and there's plenty of competition on mile/mid. She's also forced to buy a 300 skill point passive skill that barely does anything in order for her skills to be upgraded.
>>539922106Good choice
>>539921730For Oguri late/end you want acceleration that activates at the start of the late race. This is:>Let's Pump Some Iron (activates if you are in 6th right at the start of late race, gamba but strong)>Red Shift (activates any time after the start of final corner, but likely won't activate as late/end until you accel into 5th in the start of late, making it VERY good)>Straightaway Spurt (End closer, consistent activation in start of late)>Updrafters/Furious Feat (Oguri can't get feat, but this is just good to have as late/end)>Slick Surge/On Your Left (late surger, slightly worse Updrafters)>Nimble Navigator (very RNG)Then you just want things that consistently give target speed outside of that acceleration period, and green skills that give speed/pow.
So what was the verdict on running pace chasers with a sacrificial Bakushin?
>>539922259Umas (horses) are stoopid, yes.
The yakuza are going to kill Hews...
>>539922259wish the boulder was me
>>539921572I don't know what timezone the game is on but I never log in at a time where she would say this
>>539922310What about Pace Oguri?
>>539922363Pace is shit
>>539922134>can't compete outside of national racesThat's always been a meme. Apparently Japanese horses are insular and inbreeding is a worry. They are cool when they are gassed up by fans but then you drop them overseas and they get destroyed. Even with big training centers like Miho they still can't do it. Then there is the dread of having to go abroad and get horses that way. The Japan is not only for the Japanese but also only for Japanese horses.
>>539922379>HewsJews?
>>539922379Post the picture this was in response to
no groundwork... owari da
>>539922457Pace has no accel skills, can't win unless you play against shitters
>>539922457For pace, none of those acceleration skills (the most important skills) work besides Nimble Navigator, so your entire strategy is to proc the worst and most RNG of all the acceleration, with that being your only acceleration, and hope no one else in the race has good stats/skills. There's also the gaslight strat of running condor and hoping the lobby has less than 2 front runners.
39445589cm3
Orange
Marvelous Sunday Sunday Derby in 4 hours
>>539922698>GDPretard
has the gib update droped? at how much are we looking
>>539913994I'm in the same boat. Apparently for Cancer (aptly named), you need>1200 spd>600+ stam>1000+ pwr>300+ guts>600 witImpossible for a f2p. I obtained pic related running 5spd/1stam, and while it's not a terrible Suzuka, it's not great. I might place in B group if I run her.
>>539922802
>>539922786Cope and seethe
>>539922802Nyo
>>53992280235 carats for dailies
>>539922802tomorrow
>>539922802Check your inbox
>>539922840actually you need 1200 in all stats for every CM
>>539922379No such rule exists outside Japan and does not apply to AI either.
>>539922134>>539922519horse racing is archaic autistic niche sport and no one fucking cares about it except arabs and Japaneseit's not about Japan having strong horses it's really about horses being a big phenomenon in Japan (even though "Big in Japan" is a pretty famous meme)
>>539922587HOW IN THE EVERLIVING FUCKpost your deck
>>539922849>>539922867>>539922892>>539922903>>539922912Cyjews have a really weird schedule for updating stuff huh
>>539922919Is that true
>>539921460>he's still using 90% WR in his titlesyou know I might respect him a little more if he wasn't such a prideful idiot and actually leaned into being a CM jobber.
>>539922937bwo...
>>539913994>>539922840please god just ignore the stupid wit part play 3spd3pow with stam/power sparks and go 1200/600/1000/300/300 you will beat everyone except giga whales
>>539923041'fraid so
>>539922553No, Hews the artist. You've probably seen their work.>>539922579First uma he's drawn with her tits (?) out. He's been bikinis and lingerie up until now.
Let's hear it, trainer-san.
>told wit is more important to power>lose to thisi hate this place
>>539923142>trainer-sanWho the fuck are you
>>539922134>french competitionLiterally who cares.
>>539923164Umamusume is luck game
>>539922627>>539922634So wait, 1200 power not enough and I really should take more acsel skills on top of more speed skills? What about front runners? I have Suzuka and Maruzen
>>539923164Wit is a meme, it doesn't give enough speed to pass before you last spurt
>>539922998i saved for creek because she's my favorite
>>539923164we can see the carrot bro, are you retarded?
>>539923091>clear uptrend from 2021thank cyjews for that
>>539922840Genuinely, if you get lucky enough to more green skills + groundwork, then you'll be crispy like fried chicken. I've lost to people with less than you, just gamble.
>>539923164Only applies to fronts
>>539923164blo that is literally your own uma what do you mean lose
>>539923164>carrotthanks gaslight dancer
>>539923215The chairman from the council of long ears
mfers out here really gaslamping themselves in cm3 lobbies when the real competitors are still parent farming
>>539923303I guess that makes sense. Strictly f2p myself, and my Bourbon is 1lb, and I have to borrow mlb kita. Sad.
>>539922134are there examples of other regions' horses doing well when traveling far outside their own region?
>>539923164>people pretending to be gaslit to gaslight othersi've seen it all now
>>539923303How do you train with a 4 color deck? I've been prioritizing 2 stats and clicking wit occasionally when nothing else looks promising. With more than 2 colors no stat seems to get very high.
I want to fuck rice shower's ears
Gutsmaxing is key to winning the next CMHope you got that Haru SSR ready
>>539923164DOXXING THIS CRAFTY LYING NIGGASKELETROLL
this jobbing spic shits the bed hard in 1 out of every 5 races for some reason.
>>539923164The gaslight is out in full force
>>539923478FaithAnd luck
>>539922937Horse racing is okay in the US but there are so many regulations that you don't see too many open horse back races. It's all trot and harness racing. The big horse sports are PBR and everything else. I think the regulations are to blame here.
This is what happens when you don't think for yourself or form your own opinions.
>>539923320Yeah makes sense. I don't know whether or not to push with my current personal meta (not shoot for white sparks/groundwork) or not. My deck is horrible for Mile distance, so I need as close to an 18* inheritance as possible, otherwise there's no way to meet the stat thresholds.
>>539923258Suzuka and Maruzen are both useless as aces for this CM.Just run late/end? You have Golshi obviously, do you have the Hishi support? You get spurt from that and borrow Oguri for furious feat. Use Maruzen as parent get redshift.
>>539923164>they caught on to ze wit meta?>gas zem
>>539923053Espo still picking a fight with Falco?
>>539923501>Jobbed so hard she didn't even get on the placement listDamn that grim
>>539923164You fucking mongYou absolute retardYou goddamn buffoon
>>539922379I support the Yakuza cutting off unruly artists' fingers
>>539923496>troll in the namewe should have known all along
>>539923732>Suzuka and Maruzen are both useless as aces for this CM.why
>>539921902what is she waiting for?
>>539923164late surger chads eating good
>>539923478nta but:>all cards are mlb>high training effectiveness %So even when they're not on the preferred trainings, they still help improve stat gains. Spending $ on the game allows you to create your own giga stacked parents instead of borrowing, and that helps a lot too.
Check your e-mailsCheck your letter boxesCheck your fax machinesHoly fuck bros it's fucking huge
My plan? Kraut umaypoi in Black Forest cabin after the URA finals.
bruh this double front shit cant be beaten
You guys wouldn't gaslight me right
You know what, prep for this CM is actually more fun because nobody has really figured out if wit or power is more important for fronts.
>>539923905there's a picture i havent seen in a long time
>>539921271
>>539923872Suzuka's ult (speed) duration is entirely inside of the acceleration period.Maruzen ult (acceleration) activates way before the acceleration period on pace/front, it's only good for late/end.
>>539923905
>>539923693Spe giving my fat ojisan dick paizuri
I am happy with my Mile team, I will still try to Ace max for a bit but I am happy
>>539923880Love
>>539924025its both. you need both wit for skill procs and mid race positioning and power for acceleration at the start and end. it's not one or the other. ITS BOTH..
Why is she so hot bros?
>>539923905There's not even room for them both to fit. Are they going like side by side? Is one dick penetrating the other? Phasing through the other?
>>539923952>checks my pantsbwos why do you lie
>>539924078Spe is to be protected and daughtered, not sexo'd.
>>539924179Why didn't I just think of that about to train my 1200/1200/1200/1200/1200 uma
>>539923931I've put some cash in and after 350 careers I got my first 3* stam roll. I feel like only recently I started getting more than 3 wihtes off my parent rolls. I think my account just has a bad seed; if I email cygames can I get them to give me a new RNG seed?
>>539924179Yeah but I have yet to see 1200/601/1200/301/1200 in the wild, and no one has figured out the optimal tradeoffs
>>539924001No we won't
man fuck this whale
>>539923494about as ready as i need to be. mind loaning a brother a million monies real quick?
>>539924403It's seiun, it auto loses to a blocker falcon/bakushin.
>>539922231true but that specific race is, for some, considered the "world cup" of races. Japan never won this world cup. might as well rename the series to Fraudmusume: Pretty Jobber>>539922937>no one fucking caresbro your melbourne cup? your (UK) Derby? and if you're from the US, the Kentucky Derby has been running for 150 years.
>>539923478It's all about the early game and knowing what your cards give youWhen raising friendship levels I only ever click speed, power, and wit with an except of a strong hint for something like mile or front corners, or 4 friends on guts for example.I rest aggressively, basically if I am under 30 energy and there isn't a good training I'll either rest or click wit if there's a friendship training or if there's just 3 non wit dudes on witI prioritize raising speed facility over almost anything else, it's really hard to beat it and I am to at least be level 4 before senior year, once it's around level 3 or so I will choose a wit friendship over it as I find with 3 speed cards I am typically overcapping my speedMLB Creek gives an initial 40 stamina and is such a strong card and with my parents I find that I only usually have to click stamina enough times to hit facility 2.During Summers I try to click anything that isnt speed. If there are no rainbows it's wit almost every timeYou have to take risks and be aware of:- how much stat the remaining races give- how much you need to hit your goalsI hit a 70% like +50 power on >>539922587 because I knew I probably wasnt going to hit my goal otherwiseAnd other than that any stat choice I have I try to prioritize wit, stam, or guts in that orderpicrel is the spark set up.
>>539924480>blocker falcon/bakushin.this hasn't worked a single time in the rooms hosted here
Umamusume should be like Fallout, the lower your WIT, your speech devolves into grunts and single words or better yet IRL horse noises.
>>539924403Deck? Doesn't look like she has enough skills to beat blockers or Falco though
I do not like the infantilization of Haru Urara.
what mommies do I need for the gluttonous beast oguri crap
>>539924480who beats them then
>>539923462you shoulda rerolled..
>>539924601late gambas
>>539924415I can spare you some shoes, that's all i can do.
>>539924601Gamblers (sometimes)
>>539924601A really strong ace falcon/bakushin (or other pre-late speed ult) uma has a much better chance.
MOONLIGHT SHO DEWA
>This is the first and last Pasa altElbros....we're giving her a roll tonight, right?
>>539924727you literally need 1200 1200 to block that. we had 2 blockushins who failed
>Make a good vodka>Shove her into TT>Last race>Dogshit moodEvery time>>539924273>after 350 careers I got my first 3* stam rollNo way it happened if you were consistently hitting SS stamina.If you were hitting 600 stamina on every run then you were unlucky.390 here, still no 3 stamina what can you do> I think my account just has a bad seedhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Negativity_bias
>>539923696I would personally try to do my best since I did the same with cm1 and 2 because I stubbornly only rolled uma. A lot of it is down to luck and how far you are personally willing to go, so if it's killing your drive then what you have might get you into B league. I'd also like to see your deck
which is worse competitive spirit or target in sight
>loses Arima Kinen 8 times in a row
>>539924229>he doesnt have wormhole ears
>>539923494I thought TMD was gonna be an actual /uma/ club so I seearched for it but all I found was this guy playing alone in an empty club
LB0 vodka or any of the MLB SRs?
>>539924798not stopping until I get her
>>539924805block strats only work against scrubs. you want to maximize odds against better trainers not shitters
Anyone brought red shift on their late surgers? How well did it work for you?
>>539924001I will always tell you the truth broIt may not be what you want to hear tho
>>539924843I was going to say competitive spirit since target in sight you just have to metafag for it to proc, but them i remembered it gives guts, so target is sight is worse
>>539924926>[X] only works against shittersYou know, they said the same thing about debuffers in the past two CMs
First try making a Smart Falcon. The stats are ass and I will never his these skills again.
>>539924891based
When are we getting more borrows in a day?
>>539925043Yes and in 81 races and dozens of rooms, only 2 retards actually got gassed during the last spurt
>>539924926t. running triple fronts and wants less competition up there.
>>539925250kek i won most my matches solely from using frenzy
Is cancer still random mood
>>539924805you don't need 1200/1200, you could match pow/wit with turf S and wet conditions and better skills (straightaways is gamba to work early, victoria does nothing for blocking) and block it (plus again speed ult is a huge advantage on seiun). Obviously higher wit is going to just make the blocker better.Retards think a small sample of shit blockers losing is more accurate than math.
>>539925306I wish I had the luck and deck to run triple fronts.
Why does this retarded bitch run behind End Closers and chill in 9th place until it's time to accel?
>>539925439I let my dick tell me who's the next priority
>>539924521Good to hear I'm alreay doing a lot of that. My facility leveling could be better as it can still take me midway through senior year to hit speed 4. Re-training myself to click something that isn't speed during summer has been difficult but it really is the way to go. Thanks for the info dump, I'll refer back to it as I try these new things out.
>>539924786TAKUSAN MANI
I guess this was my high roll for my front runner.
>>539925518>retarded bitchyou deserve it for being mean to your umas>run behind End Closerslosing wit checks means lower cruising speed
>>539925518Just Vodka things
>>539925501threre is a white day event in umamusume?
>>539924867careful with that edge, zoomer
mcqueen is down badi thought she was more on the passive side
>>539925518It's cooler that way
>>539925439>1:30 already telling people to roll for grass wonder>says ult heals 7.5% when its only gonna be 5.5% on global>says to inherit ult, when again on global it will only be 1.5%bro hes genuinely retarded.
Wit does seem to be the best way to avoid getting brocked.Your uma speeds up with the power of her mind, rams up another uma's ass, and actually changes lanes.
>>539924078>>539924263I want to make special week the happiest uma alive and kiss her until her mind becomes blank and make love under the stars making her moan so loud that her mothers will hear it echo in the mountains as tears roll down knowing that their grandchildren are about to be conceived. I love special week.
>>539925439Wtf those are my oshis?
>>539925782>best way to avoid getting brocked.FOV skills, if they proc at a good time are great for this too. I had Studious proc going into late race and my surger uma actually knew how to move laterally
>>539924867if the uma loses 8 times in a row is more a trainer issue
>>539925773>>539925439why do people even make guides if they don't know what they're talking about? he's only got 10k views, so money definitely isn't the reason
>>539925964he's honestly not that bad compared to all the other umatubers
Marvelous Sunday Sunday Derby in 3 hours!!!
>>539925964Trying to be THE umatuber or giving advice to people they genuinely believe in or trying to sabotage people. One of these 3
doto eat burg
>>539925782Wit carries you
>>539925964>so money definitely isn't the reasonThe 20 american cents he gets per 30 minute long video are probably enough to keep his village alive for another week.
>>539925964Passion project or grifters thinking they're not far from 100k views, take your pick
>>539925964For the love of gaslighting
>>539924825I kept having to excessively clock at URA when I was hitting SS stamina, only to get 1* wit/guts for my efforts. Makes it less enticing to do all that extra work. I can't remember the last time I did a medum/long career and got less than 800 stamina, barring a complete disaster (looking at you 6 months of slacker fuku). None of those have gotten the laundry list of whites I see a lot of people post here. Doesn't help I consult Chrono and see dozens of giga stacked parents. >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Negativity_biasDoesn't help that parent AND banner (support + uma) rolls are all consistently not great together. I was the one expected in the wreckage brother...
>>539926196I said no pickles!They gave a burger with nothing but PICKLES!
>>539926219how did you get 400 in the other stats with a deck like that
>actually manage to get 3 S ranking with insane stats and fast learner on all three of them>go into a CM room>9th, 8th and 7thwhats the point of playing when the game is solved and everybody is just replicating everything
>>539926196haha dumb hors
>>539926196nuuuu....
>>53992643718* URA finale status?
>>539926438Get into top 100 team trials instead? If you're still not there. Better rewards and more limited achievement as there are only 100.
>>539926219>Someone MLB'd Shakur>Someone thought it'd be a good borrow>Someone borrowed it
>>539925501my wife on the left
>>539926526How does the burger fall apart like that? Even fast food/frozen burgers don't crumble into nothingness like that.
>>539926529that makes it less impressive witbro...
>>539926196wtf bros why can't she eat burger? is she stupid?
>>539926196I love my retarded cow wifedaughter
I got Hishi Amazon off of daily roll. She will be my box cheerleader now.Also I feel I'm going to be cursed and not get a single uma i actually want now.
When will Cygames give us more borrows?This borrow limit is so infuriating when I am getting 3 shit career runs everyday.
>>539926438>run tripple front>no run a blocker and use a El or Vodka to overtake >no run Front Vodka and Taishin and hope your Vodka/Taishin can overtake if your front loses Seiun ult>Taishin is shit don't run herYou're right anon the game is solved and everyone does and thinks the same thing
>>539926736Shiraoki-sama was exceptionally displeased during that outing.
>>539926819If anyone thinks Cygames will adjust even a little bit from following the jp release schedule is delusional. They'd rather burn global to the ground than give people anything out of order jp got it in. The Japanese are mentally ill like that.
>>539926819Are you joking? The last thing we need is whales growing even more powerful. Good borrows compounds good borrows turning into a legacy singularity where they have 9* with twenty good whites
>>539925935>if the uma loses 8 times in a row is more a trainer issueIt's a grandparent run and she has Long B
Should i click speed or wit? Speed gives more power than power training.
>>539926438Open rooms arent even finals sims anymore, its top of top end torenas trying to collect hundreds of data points before going back to being grindmonkey slaves (aka turning on their automated scripts for a few more days)
>9% winrate youtuber said my wife is shitI'm assuming she's cracked then
>>539926980They have already adjusted and they are about to adjust gibs literally tomorrow dumb nigger
:OOOOOOO
>>539927131You need to do Speed because you're just gambling on Wit now anyways whether you click once more or not.
Gibs status
>>539927131>finalespeed, would've been better if you could've gotten the power past 1100 or the wit a bit higher but it is what it is
>>539927204>I opened my app for nothingget blocked in finals you dumb faggot
>>539927304can't hear
>>539927315IT'S A PRANKIT'S A PRAAANK
>>539926998wut more borrows makes having strong own legacies less a deal breaker. A whale can just run a bunch of mlb ssr no one pulled for and not care about blues. Good pinks and skills that are are on bad and/or whale cards everyone is trying to get thru inspiration.Only thing less borrows levels is non livers vs casuals
>no mile S>no late cornersBricked anyways...
>>539927131get wit. you should pretty much just go all wit by finals. Your run should be done unless you're barely off goals but more wit is going to help more than some speed and you're about to get 20-30+ more from winning
>>539926526>>539926736I ask the same thing. What kind of crappy restaurant is this?
>>539927304DO YOU REMEMBA[sound=files.catbox.moe%2Ftslqqx.mp3]
Is this good?
>get all the green hints I'm after before debutoh yeah, I can sense the 200 mood down events coming
>>539926819>Unironically wanting to do more runs every dayJust because gooks got 200 borrows during release and j*ps have 40 after 4 years doesn't mean we should
Surely this time>>539927628thanks
1-3: improve my curren chang4-6: improve my mayacchi7-9: improve my seiun0: rest day
The fantasy event and the extra gibs tomorrow had better be good.
>>539927454Teio Rape
>>539927647you have none of the gold skills that make late viable here
This time with Marvelous Sunday since it is sunday>>539926437I click buttons, passive events and summer camp if someone wants to hang out in anything, but wit.>>539926607Brick Shakur is kino
>>539927823What gold skills should I have
>>539927894on your left and/or furious feat
>>539927801okay 3 borrow runs here i come
>ace goldship that had 60% win rate in gemini just lost to creek twice this resetG-gorushi?????
>Your trainee knew fewer skills than the competition. She could benefit from learning more.>Your trainee knew fewer skills than the competition. She could benefit from learning more.>Your trainee lacked the guts to sustain her last spurt.>Victory was within your grasp... but this is a valuable learning experience for the future>Your trainee knew fewer skills than the competition. She could benefit from learning more.
>>539927706horrifying
>>539928060NO MATTER HOW MUCH POWER YOU INCREASE
>>539927676what's wrong with being able to do more runs?you can still stop at 3 if you want but no harm having the option to do more
>Nooooo, you need blockushin to block fronts!>There's max 2 fronts each lobby, and one of them is the bakushin
>>539927706yeah but still don't like it
So what is winning in rooms right now?
>>539927706splendid
Is groundwork really that big of a deal
>>539928296Why? It's funny
>>539928356gigafronts, and the occasional pace pasa
>on your left!>comes up from the rightdid they even playtest this shit?????
>>539926736i asked this very thing weeks back, maybe months.
>>539928356falconGAWDS
>>539927894https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1oB3eTvKqREtJDWJL0q80O_VjBcpOmRl5xE0z5fZKgFY/https://docs.google.com/document/d/1S7WzjgTuUKFbqidSaMGHWXVUpuY7Gat7D7ulnj_loTQ/tl;dr late race acceleration>>539928270You are competing with botting or unemployed SEA slumlords that can only borrow a godlike parent, thrice a day.Increasing the cap isn't going to benefit 90% of players.
>>539928378Yeah, if your front has no groundwork it is never beating fronts that do. Literally 0% WR and this is with the style that is very reliant on witcheck RNG
>>539928067What even causes the no skills hint to trigger?
Is end closer Maru a meme or should i try it...
Just gonna run pace Oguri like the last two cups.
Biwa...
>>539929030the real redpill for any CM is that enough stam + [Distance] S is more than enough to get you into finals
>>539928636it literally would because they'll hit their goals easier
>>539928886Knowing less skills than the mob umas that have a completely random assortment of like 8-10 whites and a couple golds, despite being 400 short of stamina for the track length.
I almost feel bad about beating her so badly.
>>539928886I guess having the opponents during the race prox way more skills than you, so the cause can be a bunch of things, like low wit, getting blocked so your position based skills doesn't proc, etc. but by knowing how people here are they just didnt have any skills at all to start with
>>539927706Golshi on the sax cracks me up every time. I need that in gif form on its own.
When does the groundwork era end?
>>539929143>90% of the playerbase would benefit from more borrows because they need more than 3 to hit their... career goals easierlmao
>>5399291341200m sprint says hello.
>>539928636Bots should be bannable in the first place. Also, if someone puts in more time to play the game, then they deserve to get the benefits.
haha...just get more skills bro
>>539929381Try and find it https://mega.nz/folder/P1MRzSQB#P6lAEsG4-1yQDiL8sGwr0w. I still wish there was a torrent of these b/c the mega is above the free limit for me to DL.
>>539929424how does that contradict what I said
>>539929573torrents are boomer shitif it aint a html download fuck off with your virus infested shite
>>539928886Some said it might be lower wit causing less skills to not proc that causes the hint not just having skills. Similar to the guts hint when the issues is usually your stam
>>539929573The fuck is this? I don't speak chineseI'm not going through this shit randomly praying I find what I look for
behold my retarded build
>>539929869she's cute
>>539929454>Bots should be bannable in the first place.I agree yet they aren't.>Also, if someone puts in more time to play the game, then they deserve to get the benefits.Now you're just coping because you had a couple shit runs in a row with a borrowed Seiun Sky (that you didn't roll for) and have nothing better to do.
hnnmmmm dirty mackween
Hmm should I build a late surger in case my front runners get blocked?Nah, I'll just build a third front instead
>>539928283The ones I make have more fronts than WW2 Europe
>start taiki shuttle career>get "To the top" event in 5 turns>don't get fast learner>quit career
>>539930081blockuzensky?
>>539930246>West, Italy, and EasternThat's only 3 fronts
>>539928283Everyone trying to win a RPS meta
>>539930081thank you, very based
Is Tachyon a good sort of universal stat pump parent? It's really comfy to do fans/600+ stats runs with her cause i don't need to care about stamina early game that much and i consistently get like 600k fans.
anyone have the webm of the dumb hors crashing into the fence
>>539930239post /uma/ clubs
I GOT MILE SDEFCON 1TIME TO LOCK IN
Aww great now the bongs are catching on to it
>>539929386It doesn't if you love nigers
Fuji Kiseki bros are you excited?
>>539930541may the odds be in your favor trainer-kun
>>539929989Look at this dekinai over here! Too bad TOOTS, no tanookis UUUU!
>>539930487Her affinity isn't the best but it's up there. Definitely one of the most comfy parents to run.
>>539930541
>>539930664I did find it but it still pissed me off that I had to google Gold Ship's name in Chinese
>>539930542blud with the blue jersey procced groundwork.
didn't get mile S or turf S but for now i can focus on doing other 2 aces
>>539930632No, I've lost interest in the game. Sticking around to see what the event is like, to laugh at the shit gibs they'll announce tomorrow, and then to blow all my saved carats on Fuji's banner before quitting.
>>539930542Kitahara Jones would own them all
>>539930239lmao you can see how most go back to chill out after seeing they won't win
>>539930841caught the rod
>>539930664heh luckily i'm chinesewhy do they call her heavy cannon tho
>>539930632is that a...
>>539930239The solution to bots is certainly not to limit borrows.>you had a couple shit runs in a row with a borrowed Seiun SkyOk and? I don't see how this disproves my point
>>539930542Uma love this type of thing.
>>539930239What's the top ranked club that doesn't have any cheaters
What are your early impressions of the Cancer Cup meta? Is it better or worse than Golshi game?
Slut
In this thread, we RESPECT The Commander.
>>539931101It's all pachinko skill RNG so I stopped caring
>>539931113yeah, mine
Is summer spedchud at least decent?
