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tits too big
horns too big
My brat wife, Asagi Mutsuki
fellow newbabs, remember that you can get the 100 pyro achievement from all boss difficulties without losing any coins>clear the highest difficulty that you can>once you get more tickets you can enter a lower or higher difficulty and immediately forfeit the attempt>you get the achievement for fighting the boss on that difficulty + coins equal to your highest clear>you also get points for rewards but they're usually about -30% lower than what you got in your best attemptthis can be done once per day per armor type so keep that in mind
fellow newbabs, do not clear your raid so I can platthanks
i hope i don't have to double spark... i wanna snag everyone in the upcoming trinity summer
>>539985271Is Micher someone who'd be super into choccy milk?
>rank 1625 EUHow much more will I drop in the upcoming 13.5 hours?
>>539985353Just commit to putting in 1 spark and get the other twin on the rerun if you get unlucky, broYou've only got about a 25% chance of getting screwed that bad anyways
Nihaha.
>>539985271i'd rather drink milk from mitcher breasts
>>539985582Why did she do it?
>>539985261They should make her more racist. It will be more interesting than current mashiro
>>539985229Damn I did not know that. Wish I was told this sooner since I was ALWAYS doing the raid from the beginning every single time I wanted to swap formations or borrows.
get in
>>539985356She would NEVER do thisDelete this slander
https://x.com/igacyan_gameaka/status/1969908705299972502MITCHER IS SO CUTEFFFFFFFUCK
>>539985514https://time.is/China
You like Mashiro, don’t you /bag/
Guh...
>>539985356
>>539985768sexy donkey
>>539985745I like Dark Eimi, yes
>>539985656Ah yeah, you should be able to restart and return to the lobby as long as your team doesn't get wiped out or run out of time. If either of those happen you're locked in though.
My precious desert rose.
>>539985580which do i go for first? skirt or shorts?
smegheads wwa
Heres your evil supervillain bro
Apparently there was a mass ban wave and I went up a bunch of ranks, awesome
>>539986098stop calling us that
>>539986212JP server?
>>539985845she's a rabbit
>>539986342Their Chesed GA just ended a week ago so i assume something happen in the Global servers.
Is gold really looks better?
>>539986086follow your heartskirt is useful, shorts is cuter
>get Utaha to bond 20>put her in my pvp team>instantly win a top 500Didn't even look like she did much but I'll take it.
>>539986513>Is gold really looks better?
>>539986212there should be a notice if that was the case
>>539986543Now try to get out of top 200, that's the real pain in the ass
Miyo... stop...My rights...
Hifumi is not for lewdMiyo however...
I'm ready to unleash my UE60 Hoshino on my bracket. May they all know hell.
help me out /bag/, is it impossible to do purple insane with this team at my level or could I be doing something wrong? in my best attempt I got its hp to 500k.
>>539986306smegu is inevitable
Sweaty Mashiro
>>539986824I want to cum on her tummy
>>539986579I went from rank about 4500 to 2500 earlier for Chesed
>>539986767LolLmao.
I got the absolutely perfect phase 1 (saved 6 seconds off my best) then this one fucker standing up there outside my sHanako's range killed this run.
>>539986804do you have seia?
>>539986909No one runs Iori on my bracket. They all gamble with SHanako the bums.
>>539986893shoo
We need more girls with revealing designs, POPQN is a god of drawing girls with slutty clothes.
my priincesswife Mika
>>539986904sounds fake. That's too big of a jump
Who has the most confused kit in this game? My candidate is this bitch
Soon
Skip Nozomi
>>539986976She'll be useless next season anyways so i'm giving a head up.
>>539986976it's indoors season she'll be everywhere
how many hours till shitogaki
>>539987074I'm not lying. Though I wonder why nobody else is posting about this
>>539986804try 2 teams strat instead of 1 team. At the final wave before chesed open its door, you let 1-2 soldiers to live then use 2nd team to deal as much dmg as possible. Something like this below.but for purple team. https://youtu.be/T1B7ahyrrGY?t=70
>>539987162That's a really cute photo
testinserting karin picturesubmit
Alright I couldn't get the 27.57m but I guess this is good enough. I doubt I can improve my other two colors but I guess I can try.
Do we have any other boku students
Himari hole
What are the meta units for the next pvp season? I just wasted some gifts on Hoshino unfortunately for UE40. Hopefully she is still used
>>539987625the rat uses boku
>>539987385maybe you are just misremembering your score
>>539987459Is there any penalty to two party? Or is it just a sum of the time used for all groups?
>>539987661shuneimi/harukaioriI'm not a pvp autist but these are a given
>>539986985You asked for it
>>539986804are you using Mika 3x?
what kind of sick sensei shoots yogurt from his fingertips
>150Xgetting a bit concerned
>>539987625thankfully, no. we dont need anymore of this fucking tranny bullshit in this game. i fucking hate this piece of shit character. violent bloody rape correction is needed for the women who try to be male. show them that theyll always be a puny little fucking bitch made soley for breeding and sex.genuinely hate the direction theyre going with by introducing more tranny students.ba was supposed to be different and didnt deal with this fucking retarded woke bullshit feminists want in games nowadays
>>539985619babu
>>539987597that looks safe>>539987661Nagisa, Haruka, Hoshino, Iori
>>539987846bokukos were a thing before you were born tourist chama
>>539987762There isn't and it's sum of the time of all groups. Good luck with the raids, newcuties.
>>539987927still a disgusting tranny delusion. trannies and homosexuals have existed since ancient times, yet theyre still disgusting abominations
>>539987826
>>539987846what is this retardation?
>>539988032the /v/ brain rot is rael..
Who is the best tsundere in Blue Archive?
>>539988173Serika
We hate cat grill friend here
>>539988173Junko literally punches you so she fits that oldschool tsundere trope pretty well
>>539988032do like a tranny and kill yourself, keep the gene pool clean you mongoloid
>>539988309>xe says while posting THE tranny charactercomedic as fuck,
Where's Aoi
>
It may not seem like it, but this is a Hasumi general.
>>539988401
>>539987846>introducing more tranny studentsThere isn't a single "tranny student" in this game you fucking schizo.
>>539988173
>>539987137Explain
>>539987846>see cute anime girls>thinks about tranniesMan, some of you people are really mindbroken
?hype the killed what
24 hours left
>>539988557>There isn't a single "tranny student" in this game you fucking schizo.Haruka, Misaki, Reisa, Hare, Ui, Maki, Neru, Toki, Miyu, Aoba, Rio, Cherino, Kayoko, Kanoe and Makoto would all like to disagree with you.>>539988669>see cute anime girlsTheyre only cute if youre a faggot whos into men, but ok. theyre the most manly, disgusting fucks in the entire game who look like femboys, to grown ass men
>>539988763lack of seia
>>539988642After pondering for a while I think I get what they were going with her kitStill think she's underwhelming though
>>539988843>Haruka, Misaki, Reisa, Hare, Ui, Maki, Neru, Toki, Miyu, Aoba, Rio, Cherino, Kayoko, Kanoe and MakotoYou are fucking retarded kekImagine looking at pic related and thinking about trannies.
In the hidden underworld of Kivotos, there exists an organization that maliciously utilizes a life-support system composed of mysterious nanomachine-based technology.It is said that they collect the corpses of deceased Kivotos students—known for their remarkable regenerative abilities—forcefully restore them, and preserve their bodies like taxidermy.Though their brains are no longer functioning and their consciousness is completely gone, their bodies are artificially kept alive in a physical sense.Bodies revived through this technology are secretly traded at extremely high prices among the wealthy.In the underworld, there are rumors that the recent surge in unnatural deaths and disappearances of Kivotos students is linked to the production and sale of these “products” to satisfy client demand.
>>539987597Small PB.
>>539989038absolutely no fucking curves or chest at all. literally looks like an asian crossdresser. try harder next time tokifaggot
SAAR Don't reply to bait SAAAAAAR
Are you done replying to baits?
>>539989058What?
>>539989116>no fucking curves or chest at allPlay the game tourist
>>539989192
>>539989114BRO YOUR CREDITS?
AAAAAAAA IM BAITING
>>539989258>no ass and a pushup bra, ft lordosis wow you really showed me here, just admit youre into men so we can stone you faster
>>539989170Sometimes I can't even tell if it's just rampant samefagging or /bag/gots are just this retarded.
>>539989058Imagine edo tensei Yume
>>539989272I'll get there eventually. Got to read the jap summer event soon.
Why ain’t people excited for Shupos anymore?
>>539989272No one wants to read your fucked up gorefaggotry fanfiction, fuck off.
>>539989058wasn't this the plot of s.o.m.a or something along those lines?
[-[Miss me with that shit, and all the retards that bit it.
sexy seia
>>539989526We don't need to hear about you hiding it either, attention whores all of you.
Sensei, your response..?
Are momoi or nonomi valid s.yukari alternatives?
>>539989652just borrow her
>>539989678Don't wanna. Also this is planning for GL and s.yukari isn't up yet
Jumby my beloved...
>>539989192There’s a fag who likes posting his edgy grimdark fanfictions of various gacha games and wishing these games were like that. I’ve seen him in /alg/ and /nikg/ as well.
>>539989737obviously, but dont be fucking stupid,
>>539989737Then settle for floor 49
>>539989781>toilet waterlmfao
>>539989781>toilette
>>539989760Is that a thing? It's surreal finding this particular type of schizo that hyperfixates on a niche fetish and feels like sharing it on multiple threads. The cure I propose to such behaviors is a rock to the head.
Why is Miyo so popular? What's her appeal?
>>539989905Plain girl who can't say no
>>539989760be nice to the clocknigger
>>539989905She wants to rape Sensei
>>539989931Does she respect my rights?
>>539990014What rights
>>539990014no
>>539989760I posted that story and I'm not that guy
>>539989826
Alright, did the very best I could. Thanks to everyone that's helped. If it drops to gold, then so be it.
Gentlemen, let us suppose that man is not stupid. (Indeed one cannot refuse to suppose that, if only from the one consideration, that, if man is stupid, then who is wise?) But if he is not stupid, he is monstrously ungrateful! Phenomenally ungrateful. In fact, I believe that the best definition of man is the ungrateful biped. But that is not all, that is not his worst defect; his worst defect is his perpetual moral obliquity, perpetual—from the days of the Flood to the Schleswig-Holstein period. Moral obliquity and consequently lack of good sense; for it has long been accepted that lack of good sense is due to no other cause than moral obliquity. Put it to the test and cast your eyes upon the history of mankind. What will you see? Is it a grand spectacle? Grand, if you like. Take the Colossus of Rhodes, for instance, that’s worth something. With good reason Mr. Anaevsky testifies of it that some say that it is the work of man’s hands, while others maintain that it has been created by nature herself. Is it many-coloured? May be it is many-coloured, too: if one takes the dress uniforms, military and civilian, of all peoples in all ages—that alone is worth something, and if you take the undress uniforms you will never get to the end of it; no historian would be equal to the job. Is it monotonous? May be it’s monotonous too: it’s fighting and fighting; they are fighting now, they fought first and they fought last—you will admit, that it is almost too monotonous. In short, one may say anything about the history of the world—anything that might enter the most disordered imagination. The only thing one can’t say is that it’s rational. The very word sticks in one’s throat. And, indeed, this is the odd thing that is continually happening: there are continually turning up in life moral and rational persons, sages and lovers of humanity who make it their object to live all their lives as morally and rationally as possible.
>>539989771>>539989782so called gamers..https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-L6Cs1br99whttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaH4kiKXVlk
>>539990214I am praying with all my might that you will drop to gold
bing bing time to pat your students
Time for pats.
Pat you are students
>>539989652maybe
>>539990307>
>>539990335>>539990336>>539990337
>>539990337>:01
>>539990337I fucking hate captcha like you wouldn't believe
Suzumi alt when
>>539990336>>539990337Looks like the pinks jobbed again
Is it true that /bag/ is a Miyako General?
>>539990335Looks like we're not throwing hands tonight... My pink buddy needs to get it together though.
How many hours left till shupos?
>>539990441based fix your cafe
>>539990579Like a whole day
>>539990441Where is your red head student?
>>53999057923 hours and 55 minutes
>>539990579
>>53999057923-25 hrs depending on when maintenance ends.
this really is 'murica
>>539990530So long as one is on time we're good.
The reviews are out. Silent Hill f is certified mid.
>>539990214that should be safe
I can't hold it anymore I need to ROLL
>>539990554
>>539990607>>539990652>>539990656>>539990661thanks niggas
>>539990753That's not how it works
Miyo should show her panties more often
>>539990796But it has the Higurashi guy behind it…
>>539990995Exactly
Ngl if I get Hikari sooner than 160 rolls I ain't finish the spark for Nozomi
>>539990995>trusting 4chan opinions about a vidya
I love Iroha
>>539990856That is exactly how it works and if you wanna get extra technical pink being an offshoot of red means anytime red is first pinks are on time as well. Playground rul-I mean legitimate rules.
>>539990960jpchads??? our response???
Would you Nozomi, Mari and Reisa?
>>539991187>no feetI shall not
>>539991152> Discord popup
Please remember Sensei, all the memories we had together
>4400I wish I could be assed actually get my Chesed plat but it looks like it'll be gold once again.
>>539991307The EX rank childhood friend…
>>539990995higurashi was never good
>>539991307
>>539990214This is the first time I couldn't keep with you, Kisaki luckshitter
Thoughts on Kanoe's cafe animation?
>>539991143If you are working as a team then you also need to consider his failure your own
>>539991451Sex
>>539991451anal sex
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>539990960It takes 5 minutes to start and loading times are longer on my gaming laptop compared to my $100 phone.
>>539991556>laptopLMAO
>>539991461There are no failures when one succeeds as success cancels out failure. I shall now prove it by crafting one purple gift.
>>539991556Just how old is your laptop? Everything loads within less than a minute on mine.
>>539991451Creepycute. I love her.
>>539991451wife
>>5399916807 years or so.
Mine mentioned
coom in doomrope in hopegood morning /bag/
>>539991797Miyo, why are you looking at me like that?
>>539991819>>539991797>>539991775All of these characters should unironically have short hair
>>539991506>>539991518>duality of man
>>539991638>>539991461Holy shit I can't believe that actually wor-I mean, see. Easy.
>>539991875Your fault
>>539991896Now i'm forced to go craft something
>>539991556Anon, the Alienware your parents bought from 2007 is not a gaming laptop anymore by current standard.
>>539991913i like idols too but only flat chest
Elves are good for youand they rule Kivotos
>>539991850>7 yearsjesus fuck anon those specs won't live up to today's gaming laptop standards
>>539991556idk why the initial startup will randomly take foreverim on a 5090 and 7800x3d evenbut then i'll close the game and come back like an hour later or so and it loads super quick
>>539990214rice-sensei!
> Silent Hill f> Muh patriarchy n shitAmazing. The fuck does this have to do with Silent Hill?Blue Archive.
>>539991451She's leglocking me isn't she?
>>539991913And Shiroko is there too I suppose
>we’re getting the gacha updates 3 months before, instead of during the next fest like JP did>there’s no one worth pulling until then anywayt-thanks
Shupos are worth pulling
>>539991861Shoo, stinky
>>539991913Geburah is a big tits enjoyer. Based.
>>539992139What the fuck does this have to do with Blue Archive?Blue Archive.
>>539992291All your students are worth pulling Sensei
>>539991979>Alienwareare these still a thing?
>>539992139Wait, the new Silent Hill is about that?
>boot>about 1 minute to reset the game data or whatever>probably 2 minutes for PRESS TO START to appear>start game>the combined Now Loading + spin + black screen takes maybe 3 more minutesi like to think it's my hdd and the fact i'm playing on a server on the other side of the world
>>539992139Leaving american setting for japanese one was already a huge red flag
>>539992291Bro your Pina?
>>539992291> Metakekery
Skip Hikari
Im so excited to roll for the skipogakis
>>539992136>>539991556There's an issue I run into where it takes 8 or so minutes to start on pc, I imagine I can't be the only one. The best I've figured is that the game can fail certain remote API calls and those timeouts take 30 seconds each, with about 12-16 of them being done during game startup. You could probably check the log to see if it's what's happening, if you remove the nolog entry in BlueArchive_Data\boot.config the game will make a log in AppData\LocalLow\Nexon Games\Blue Archive\Player.log.
>>539988807this gif always makes me feel weird in my penis
>He says he's skipping>Take out the year 1 students from the gacha pool early
>>539991896I got two shunny purples
>>539992324They’ll get the benefit of the new update right? I wasn’t sure, but that means pulling Nozomi is the bigger priority then
>>539992745Hm.......one step closer to UE60 Shunny.
Mari’s swimsuit will be so revealing
We hate students with 2 alts here
>>539992396Probably both.>live in EU>play on EU>M2>everything loads almost instantly
Yes, We
>>539992884No need to be jealous
>>539992830I'm actually pretty close to UE50 so it's not bad
we wuz archive n shiet
>>539990995if only he was behind it as the Umineko guy...
We, as in you and me, are rolling for both Hikari and Nozomi. We only skip Aoba here.
>>539990796That's funny. Some people say its the best silent hill yet.
I just released my sperm but I'm not going to say to which girls. You losers will never know
DON'T CARE SKIPPING SHUPOS
>anon releases his sperm without any advertisingDoomed to fail
roll for aobutt
>>539993627my sperm will dominate the world through sheer word of mouth
What students should get added to the archived banner next? Or rather, what's the earliest released student that isn't in the banner already?
What happens if Shun drinks the potion while fully pregnant
>>539993635pronebone
How is the bonus looking bros?
>>539993675MimoriI'm surprised that they didn't put her there
GOONING
>>539993919I hav everyone but satsuki
>>53999391995, 100, 95.Not bad I guess.
>>539993919>110/105/105Free
which green sluts are we rolling for next week?
>>539993919
>>539993919I have every single character bar sIori, or will when I double spark shupos.I still somehow feel lacking.
>>539994180left
>>539993919>40, 65, 40I hate being a newfag so much
fufu
>>539994308then stop being one
>>539994180I'm rolling every new student unless she's in a fucking solo banner. Can't believe people complain about bluefes having 2 new students every time now.
COMPLETE OLDFAG VICTORY
>>539994180Sorry Ritsu but you are a separate banner
>>539994335Stop looking at me like that.
>>539994397Or else what? Gonna cry? Piss your pants maybe? Maybe shit and cum?
seia doko
>>539993919>not a single gehena special outside of sena because she is freei hate this nigger school so much
We hate old smoochers here
>2018 was 70 years ago
>>539994549
For me it's Chiaki.
3 hours until worktime to sleep
>>539994645This Chiaki look weird
>>539994569Your Chinatsu?
can't wait for retards to ask for answers to the minigame
>>539986000Nice trips.
>>539994739I'm more excited to see how retarded they'll beLike, how hard someone will fuck up
>>539994739I'm the retards
>>539994909unfortunately the worst thing you can do is just skip everything
>>539994678Chiaki is not weird.
>>539994569Did you not get Iroha with the selector ticket?
Why is Misaki suicidal? Its not like you were born disabled or as a Pajeet or anything.
>>539995051>sleeping>halo onsecondary trash
That woman, that young woman, I forgive her.
>>539995247>t.
>>539995195You never met Misaki-like girl in your high school?
>>539995210>Secondaryhttps://x.com/yrn_c2o/media
>>539994620what is she looking at
>>539995293I didnt meet any child soldiers no
>>539995293If they were suicidal girls its because of bullies and Misaki wasn't bullied.
>>539992649Thanks, I'll look into it.
>he is skippingnyoooo...
>>539995316(You)
>>539994967I believe in at least 1 person grabbing all the side stuff for every stage
https://x.com/Blue_ArchiveJP/status/1970038068012102075
I don't want to go to work today
https://x.com/AKEndfield/status/1969960030456979949Yeah, this is gonna hurt BA. We really truly seriously are in trouble this time.
>>539995520k
We?
>>539995391That said I don't currently know a fix, but I submitted a support ticket with enough detail that they said they were going to escalate it for investigation. So who knows, maybe it gets fixed at some point? Issues with the client launching are pretty important, even if it's not affecting a lot of people.
We are in trouble
My account isn't bricked yet, I think I'll make it for Bluefes with the random extra pyros. but I have to miss out of Nagisa again. After Bluefes, my plan is to save even though I want to death roll on Eri. Are there any other upcoming girls that might be good?
who cares about thatRapture is coming the 23 of september
concerning
>>539995520This only truly competes against wuwa and genshin
>>539995613I know nothing will happen but god I wish
>>539995293I wish
>>539995771No, you don't.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9i2eLFaajA
>>539995482just put the fries in the bag
>>539995520>You guuuys chinkshit satisfactory clone gacha with subpar combat staplet on top of it will hurt the comfy low time consuming gacha you guuuuys
>>539986216Is this a full calendar?
>>539995403I only skip Nozomi
>>539995853...yes?It goes from 1 to 31
That was the fastest janny I've ever seen. Someone must have gotten an extra hot pocket for lunch
>>539995853not yet
We skip Nozomi for Hikari here
No one replied to my post.
>>539996019which one
>T-THIS WILL KILL BLUE ARCHIVE SAARWhat next Rajesh?
>>539996019(You)
>>539995603aren't you getting both sSeia and sHasumi?
https://x.com/tkny04/status/1970041345424412714
>>539995938Imagine applying to be a janny after the hack. The headmods don't even respect you and you work under a pajeet for free.
>>539995520You said this about concord and look how it turned out for you
>>539995809I do though
>>539996184You said that a million times and yet you're still here.
>>539995613Proofs?
>>539996331just do your job meido chanmaybe your salary will get doubled
Why'd you do it?
>>539996160Plain girls erotic
>>539996191Concord walked so BA could run.
>>539996425Fuck no.
Roll for Traingakis
>>539996458
>>5399964252x0=0
>>539996503rare mimori
>>539996503I will roll if you send not slop
>They introduce Momoi>Has negative sex appeal>They dress her like a maid>Still unsexy>They put her in a plugsuit>Still unsexy>They dress her as a bunny girl>Still unsexy
>>539996589That's Minori
Now when I add BA, my life will be complete.
>>539993919Gonna have maxed out bonuses for everything for the first time
it seems that Bluesky is taking steps to slowly remove all the porn from the platforomSome western BA artists that went there when the whole Nazi Elon thing happened are going to come back to twitter bros!
>>539996656But then it wouldn’t be Minori in the Shupo outfit
>>539996656Uhm no sweetie
>>539985126>>(GLOBAL)>News:Patch notes: https://forum.nexon.com/bluearchive-en/board_view?thread=3142901
>>539996835
Holy fucking shit are they really doing it??????
>>539996946>Pina spam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3kJ8EgHhhkVery important video
>>539996503we call em the railkids now
>>539996958>Mika's wings>SeiaOh yeah, I love another tea party collab
Waking up after a long night with Ibuki...
>>539996958Borgir????
I haven't done them yet but I have a headache and don't want to do the GA's... I really like chesed too but my week was too busy...
>>539996946Hikari: blanchatNozomi: blanchatAoba: NemogaPina: Jehyun
WE HATE TEAPARTYwank HERE
>>539996067I'm praying.
>>539996946new deca story??
>>539996723>>They dress her like a maid>>Still unsexyThey had to redesign her maid alt because she was too sexy.
>>539996835what the fuck is newpipe
oh nice I forgot that they gave tickets with this Someone is going to get Shun/Ako/Cherino after all this time
>>539997142what are you praying?
>Pray bing
>>539997113You know if you did it on day 1 you could just sweep today
Newcuties are growing too fast...
>>539997183Nice, oldfags shouldn't roll their archives tickets though.
>>539997116xitter profile of new artisthttps://x.com/blanchat_
>>539997291I'm level 72...
>>539997310and what do i do with them?
Are you buying /bag/
>>539997310Who should we save them for?
>>539993919Only missing chiaki
60 rolls for free...You know maybe i was too harsh on Arona...
https://x.com/mitsukiyo_5/status/1970045716874838449
>>539997392>1 Mimori + 1000 pyros for 20 bucks
still skipping btw
Weird ass change but okay
>>539989343Its modern day retardation at its finest. Feed enough disinformation and you can shift the fandom.
>>539997536I believe that just removes that one stupid daily that requires you to log in after a certain hour and just gives that extra 50 staminers in the login one
>>539996946>4 week patch plus new systemsOh yeah this is going to be a long maintenance
>>539997291>xp boosterFuck no wonder newbabs are growing exremely rapidlyNow it's being extenses to 70?! Where was this when I was a newbab???
>>539997536This effectively lets you just login once a day around pvp claiming time instead of at least twice before. Shh bondfags.
>>539997276I had to work on day 1(and all the other days too)
By the way remember that they are adding a new bounty levelSo time to fight the kaiten niggers again after all this time /bag/
>>539997392The only tix I'm buying are selectors.
>>539989905She is NotFirely
Headpat mafia will be watching you never forget
>>539997685Shes actually Lilja
>>539997291>right after I hit 70Fuck you too, John Nexon
>>539997614well if you logged in just before reset it would also work, granted you'd have to go back to the title screen and back in once reset hit
>>539995520should posted this on /wuwa/ or /Gig/they're its direct competition, ain't BA
>The special daggle is already heredid they said that in the stream? I don't remember
>>539997784>Kikyou (Swimsuit)
>>539996858embarassing
>>539997784No they literally only said shupos are comingand played with trains
>>539997784Finally I can pick up my SKikyou on global
>>539997784Cool, I don’t remember them mentioning it.
The embodiment of lust
>Next Affection Check will include UE60
>>539996858shit was bound to fail for that reason alonebut it did take much longer than I expected I'll admit
Rio wonHanae (Christmas) wonIzumi (New Year) won Sumire (Part-Timer) wonIrohaPina (Guide) wonKikyou (Swimsuit) won Cherino (Hot Spring) won
>>539997925Many baggots will fall
>>539997640it's been a while
>>539997392I bought one of these as a newbab thinking it was a selector
>>539996946>- Some Bounty stages will have have their Rewards adjusted.>- A new Commissions stage will be added.>- Some UI elements will be improved.I hate bounty and what UI element?
>>539997392These are much better since the archive banner, probably why they did it early
>>539997784they didn't, which is pretty weird
>>539997536My 50 ap...
I hope you guys are ready for 12 hours maintenance
>- A warning pop-up will appear if an account attempts to enter a Mission stage while being 15 levels or below the recommended level.lollmao even
>>539998067>Some UI elements will be improved>and what UI element?now she doesn't smell bad and will bathe regulary
>>539998101The regular daily is now 100 ap so it's not any different
I need all of your Gmod Hiroysand the lore behind it
One student feet please
>>539998142>15should we tell them?
>>539998145Ruined
>>539998220>One student feetPirate club fucking when?
>>539998145FUCK YOU UI BATHE REGULARY
>>539997925>>539997994Your 2500 ligma ballz?
Start liking hags
>>539997392Considering buying the AP pack
>9/23 (Tue) Shop Updates>(1) New Products>...>(1-12) Free Daily Pack (Limit: 1 per day)This also came early. I think it's 10 AP and some credits.
I think Kayoko is pretty.
So we just got the whole anni update early
POV: You are about to go to a vacation of your life
>>539998469and some retards complained about acceleration
>>53999842910 ap and 10k credits
>>539998195Maintenance Gmod TTT
>>539990014>rightsDid you know you don't have rights? The Kivotos constitution says you don't.
>>539998469This will make the actually anniversary a bit underwhelming.
>>539998615Summer Seia is enough
>>539998429yeah
Oh they're putting the guide task in now too, nice
>>539998506I think Globalfags want banners acceleration. Who the fuck cares about QoL features.
only WEAK senseis wait for the GA ticket before rolling.
>>539998553was it the railgun one?
>>539998742Me
>>539998742>Who the fuck cares about QoL features.everyone?
>>539998469i mean, it's not the first time Global got early QoL after JP implemented it
>>539998742I careYou bitch
finally going to get my first plat. no more slowly watching my score slide into gold. thank you for the midori borrow.
So, now that bluesky is banning non-consenual artwork, a lot of BA artists are returning to Xitter.
>>539998838congrats
>He thinks he is getting plat RELEASE THE CHINESE
>>539998925>non-consenual artworkThe fuck does that mean?
>>539998838EU = you won'tNA = congratulationsASIA = congratulations
>Suicidal character>Gets 2 events where she is happy with her friends>This is her now
>it's Gregory againffffFUUUUUUUUck
>>539998838not so fast buddy, i'll wake up all my bot accounts
>Gehenna and Trinity packs come with trash artifacts>Millennium comes with wolfsex and dildosLil' favoritism there, eh John Nexon?
>>539999008Well, rapeOr whatever bluesky consider as such
>>539998925lol artists are having a meltdown calling it tumblr 2.0.
>>539998742Huh?
>>539998742I care nigga, the archive banner and all those free rolls is probably the thing I was most excited for
>>539997594How long? I don't want my AP to expire
>>539999165Oh right. The rape thing. Not sure where my mind was going with non-consensual
Guh.... phew
>>539998925>non consensualso half the BA porn then...
>>539999236sexy momoi
>>539999423halfway there
How will this affect my consensual rape fetish?
>>539999423Congrat bro.
>2 week event>double normals starting up again next monday thoughBetter buckle up, Aoba, I'm cleaning you out in a week
>>539999550>consensual rape
>>539999629I didnt read what Rin made me sign so now i consent to it all
>>539999629You don't want to have sex but you agree to be raped to satisfy an external condition
finally! we're getting a furniture pack on steam and it's for highlander too. the seia millennium expo should've had a furniture pakeji i don't know what they were thinking not releasing itit's time to see nozomi and hikari play on a train.
>>539999726But I do want to have sex.
>>539999629She's just pretending not to want it
>4 weeks of content in a single patch + all the other shitYeah John Nexon has heard us complain about the GA ticket coming after the banner so now he is doing 12 hours maintinance to compensate
>>539999770Slut. Get raped
>>539999013If he was EU, that score would already be showing gold. Only 2K plat slots.
>>539999629Your fault
>>539999814I'm going to (banned on bluesky) Ako for 40 hours straight after that archive banner drops and I finally get my hands on her
>new nikke alt for not-karin>it's a bunny alt>she's also holding blue and yellow drinksreally?
Fuck your daughter
We don't use the male word (rape) here
>>539999996so close!
>>539999502Is 59 actually half way?
>>539999629yes
>>539999550>consensual rapeThat's just sex.
>"Lift"We call them elevator animations here
>>540000101No
>>540000187When is half way?
Headpat time!
>>540000101Not even close
When do the servers go down?
>>54000021880
>>540000049Reisa is my buddy though, not my daughterMy daughter is Koharu
>>540000254It's not that bad.... right?
I did not know there was a livestream of the upcoming event for Global. I just saw a video summarizing what Global was getting starting this week and I was surprised to see that we are already getting the UE60 stuff and others. Wasn't it supposed to be on the upcoming FES? Why did they expedite it? Did they give a reason?
>>539996946>>539997116>blanchatWhat the fuck, I was wondering why he hasn't been posting any art for a year.Good for him, I like his art.
>>539998925>have the girl say YAAAAAY I AM FULLY IN AGREEMENT in every speech bubble as she's getting railedrealistically how can this be countered?
>>540000286Technically no, the halfway point is something like 79.7It's not exactly 80
>>540000340we zoomin
damn the patch notes is huge, they are even listing the pakeji
>>540000432buy them
>>540000372Very unironically, even if a character has a speech bubble saying they consent, as long as the character is a minor it counts as non conThat's why it's not only rape, any lewd of characters less than 18 can't be done
>>539998469They also increased drop rates for T2-T6 equipment on JP, but I don't see this in patch notes
>>540000396Holy shit.... I'm fucked!
>>539996946>Low Level EXP Booster will be expanded from level 50 level 70, and the EXP multiplier will be adjusted.>it's up to 3xdamn, you newbabs have it so easy...we steamvets had to WORK for our levels...
>>539996946it's a big patch note
>>540000680>steamvets
>>539998195I will only post 1 hiroy a day.
>improve newcutie leveling right after i hit 70JOOOOOOOHHHHNNNNNNNNNN
>>540000538Kunuzoha and Kokuriko will be the first 18+ yo character with Sensei (Me) canonically have sex with
>>539998749I'm going to roll for bNuts anyway, so I'll roll immediately.You have no power.>>540000340They're just based like that
Need Tomboy
>>539998195
MYSTERY NIGGAS.
Wedding mechanic added but only for Kayoko, Wakamo, Shun, Makoto, and Kai. Good?
>>540001285sexy momoi
>>540001285> B-but Midori is not wanked!The Midori nazi needs to be put in a gas chamber.
>>539998749sensei is weak, but i'm rolling nozomi first and not waiting for anything
>>540001293Are those all the adult students?
>>540001293No, fuck off.
>>540001285Cat collab?
>>540001363Aris is a couple hundred years old too
>there's still one day of double normal leftWHAT?fuck hoarding then
>>540001359he's dead bro
Just got woken up by a fucking earthquake shaking my house. If the aftershocks get me it's been fun /bag/Blue archive.
>>540001013we already have 2 plats at least for steam sensei on global na. we're not newbies anymore we're grown adult sensei's now
>Aris
>>540001285I can't tell who far left is without looking it up.
>>540001516stay aliveblue archive
>>540001285>>540001393Cats and... Toki?
>>540000664Buckle in, Sensei. You’ve got work to do.
>woken out of my sleep by an earthquake>decide to check GA>4600End it...
>>540001516>>540001638Now fight each other.
>>540001524proofs?
>>540001516>>540001638>one of these niggas live under the other's floorHoly gay
Damn didn't even know USA had earthquakes
>>540001638That was from the chinese bots activating
>>540001638Why do you live on the west coast USA?
>>540001638Kick your neighbor so you keep your rank >>540001516
>>540001638I can't believe another /bag/got lives in the bay area.
>>540001769Also known as worst coast.
>>540000538>be 15>fully know what sex is after being taught about it in school>want to try it after being told by some friends about how good it felt, no early porn involved>can't consent because some politician somewhere says i don't know what sex is because i'm a minor, despite history saying the age for sex was much lower like 200 years ago>knew the definition of consent since i have consented in other contexts many years prior>this logic gets extrapolated to 2D because drawings are real and have feelings or something>the very same politicians rape childi hate credit card companies and their kike owners, let me enjoy my 2D
We fuck Goose here.
>>540001852
>>540001852Yeah
>>540001516just get under the bed
>>540000340Probably to encourage people to roll for the twins instead of waiting for the rerun
>>540001852You found this hot?
>>540001983GUH
>>540001973So that was the true motive of the skip posters... Devious.
>>540001638Do torment, loser
No but seriously, stop the count. My plat.
>>540002078all me
who's the student with the most kissable lips?
Ah, time to get plat GA on my 500 alt accounts. Hope you aren't too close to the cutoff.
>>540002149
>please please roll for powercrept twins i gave you an extra ticket so get bankrupted with your remaining Pyroxene.Hmmm, nyo.
>>540002149Kanoe
>>540002073>no D.Aru...
> PlatWho cares.
There are platlet ITT
>>540001436>look up event details on wiki>a day's worth of AP will get me maybe enough doodads for one extra lottery round>which is 6 aoba elephsuhhh yeah i don't know about that one chief
My heart.
>>540002361Skip
>living in a place where earthquakes / tornadoes / tsunamis etc. happenisn't that 100% a skill issue?
>>540002289But she just had a rerun?
>>540002289Not needed
>metatrannies kvetchinglol
>>540001696here's me and then >>539990214
>>540002289dAru is only somewhat required for Lunatic you lazy bum
>>540002401Some people can't choose where they are born. Fuck rich people
>>5400024216 singles and she refused to come home. She can spook me next bluefes(for real this time)>>540002432>>540002534Post team
>>540002495not even 3 months and already plat? these newcuties are growing too fast
>>540002628Not going to help an idiot who pulls without a spark sorry
>>540002495good job whale-senseilooks like Rice might get his plat after all
>>540002724They luckshitted Kisaki which is literally the only barrier to plat
i went to sleep at 4500, woke up to 5200, did another try at each one of the colors and climbed to 2500, same teams, same ins, crazy how a bit of luck helps, i had to run two teams on purple yesterday because of misska being misska
>>539997392Honestly, why not. Just passed my 1 year anniversary, and life's been going well. BA has made me pretty happy throughout.
>>540002776you could always just...
>>539986189slut panties>>539986189good girl panties
>>540002401No you stupid asshole
>>540002728Guess I'll just have to use "her". I was hoping it wouldn't come to this but I should have the mats for it.
>>540002628It's Chesed man, just pick and mix your own team.Just don't use sHanako on phase 1 if you want to make sure you have 2 teams on phase 2.Btw, I don't recommend using mMomoi, she actually does less damage than even proper Mika team.
>>539998742I'm about to drop 48k blue rocks, archive banner is fucking fantastic
>out of top100I failed you /bag/
>>539998742No one wants banner acceleration, fuck off.
>>540002149Ibuki or Iroha
>>540002821nice
At least Fuyu will respect my rights.
huh? why would she say that
Feel.
>>540002495>newcutie try really hard to play the gamegoldfags what's your excuse?
>>540003208PINA SAID WHAT
>>540003208
>>540003264It's GA, who cares?
>>540003264Excuse?
>>540002776you can selector kisaki or just roll whenever but i don't have swimsuit hoshino or battle hoshino. it might be a 9 month minimum for battle hoshino and and i just have to pray for swimsuit hoshino.hopefully you get spooked by her when you roll for nozomi
>>540003264I'm only using my students and refuse to watch raid guides.
>>540003264I like gold betterI don't want to invest in my Chiaki with Better Chiaki coming in a few months
>>540003208Ching chong ping pong to you too, miss
I can see itThe top of the mountainIt’s still so far away, but it’s thereI must keep climbing
I guess I can finally redeem my Hibiki that I've been waiting to spook me instead since if she's in the archive banner she kind of won't be spooking me. And I'd rather spend my archive points on characters I can't just farm. Really hoped she would spook me though since I'm already at 289 elephs for her
>>540003439Junior is able to see mount tai, senior is impressed.
>>540002149Kokuriko
>After the 9/23 (Tue) maintenance, if you recruit a Pick-Up student for the first time through Pick-Up Recruitment, Unique Pick-Up Recruitment, Fest Recruitment, or a Recruitment Point purchase, you will also receive 100 of the student's Eleph as a "First Acquisition Bonus."Damn, I always thought this 100 bonus was just ligmaSo whatever you get is instantly 4* then
what the fuck, didn't there used to be a way to tell when the PVP season will change
>>540003439Congrats, I'll be getting her soon
>>540003264it's not cool to be a sweaty tryhard
>>540002956Yeah I also tried using my Moi but she always needs to move before she can start shooting the core. It just wastes too much time.
>>540003439Based
>>540003627Well yeah, it's only when the season is ending.
>>540003593Nope.
>cnuuyge>coomers only max out the hags' bondswill never not make me mad
>>540003713When does the current one end?
>There's people here who paid for Ako>Newcuties are just going to recive her for freeBULLSHITR¡
How flat would you say Hina is?
>>540003264I'm not speedrunning to be a thread lolcow, I'm good with gold
>>539995520>Game that you need an overpriced console(with ni games)>Game that you can play on your phone or on Steamuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh
>>540003756Should've made worse hags.
>>540003804i bought the selector for ako and i don't mind at all. i'm gonna get cherino and hope ako helps them like she did me
>>539990268Not reading all that shit. Happy for you though.
>>540003756>cnuuyge>lolis are minority
>>540003756I will bond Kayoko btw
>>540003770we'll find out after the update, apparently
>>539995520I really hate grey "the world is over and we need to survive so everything is bleak" gachasI would sooner play Genshin than Arknights and Limbus
>>540003439Well done.
>>540003756I have to admit BA hags have top tier personalities despite me being a lolicon usually
>>540003652That part isn't as annoying as >Can't remember the last time her normal went off>Clear the last wave>Momoi ex > Ako > Himari>1 second later, the normal goes off>Half of the ex duration is now wastedBut anyway, I can get Chesed down to 3-4M so I'll take it.
Have they officially re-recorded Cherino's lines yet?
>>540003264They're too lazy
will moi's bond gear make her worth investing in bwos?
>>540003804As a game gets older, it's supposed to make it easer for newfags, yes.The more you know.
>>540003593Just 400 ligma for 5* is kinda good.
>>540003819seems pretty big to me, actually
>>540003732the hell does that have to do with what he’s saying? you DO get enough eleph to immediately 4-star a student if you pull her on her banner OR if you spark her, and even better is that this one time thing resets every time the banner returns
>>540003804I welcome all the thousands of new Akobros
>>540004021shun is an annoying cunt though
>>540003756We don't even know if Shun is 18 though
>>540004158"whatever you get" is not the same thing as getting the pick up
will be happy to roll for Cherino in the new banner, though i wish Kokona was there too
>>540004238Shut up nigger
>>540004103for sure. she already is premium for how cheap, large, and far reaching her ex-skill is and how you can ue30 her easily with raid coins. she uses boats too so she's not in a competition with other core dps for hats/gloves.you can just toss her at yellow/blue/purple mobs.
>>540004045yes
>I have all the units in the archive bannerWell, I'll take the extra Shun sharts
>>540004282I'd be surprised if she wasn't
>>540002776He's also a pyro refresher because the average steam sensei is about lvl75 not 85.
>>540003264>put more effort into silly gameshmm nyo...
>>540004282what else would she be?
>>540003756BA made me love many hags
>>540004470She is confirmed to be a third year so 17
>>540004386>literally the only one I don't have is oNodokaThat's wack. I guess I'll get her just to have her, rather than waiting years for hard modeWhat a good fucking change
>>54000447038
i bake seia
>>540004539She gets added to the jfd shop in 3 months
>>540004386>units
>>540004521maybe she had to repeat class 10 times
>>540004446i do 3 refresh every day.
>>540004572huh, thanks. then I guess I'll get some Shun elephs, too.
>>540004305I was thinking of the pickup when I typed that. It's even in the quoted sentenceYou niggas are autistic
>>540004553nyot yet, chiaki birthday
It's so weird seeing people here call 18 year old girls ""hags""Like man, in the other community I frequent there's only 1 21 year old girl and if someone likes her a bit too much you get called a pedo
>>540004684>>540004684>>540004684
>>540003732>only applies to the first pick-up student acquired during the periodWhat does this mean. If there are two pick-up students and can't get 100 for both? Otherwise why would they need to reiterate the first sentence?
>>54000447029 (Kokona's mother)The father? Me
>>5400046183 refresh daily isn't enough though. it's also cause i float around 200 pvp rank so i earn more coins. i do 2 pvp refresh on average daily
>>540004521Kayoko is also third year and she’s 18
>>540004912You never lose them so if there's nothing you want now then just wait.