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Sorry Falcon bro, maybe next time.
horse p*ssy
Do your daily pulls ;-;
>it's a low roll day
Falco love!
What's the benefit from stacking wit on front runners instead of doing speed and power so you get guaranteed acceleration as well as meeting stamina thresholds? Wit is fine at 3-400
>1.5k free carrats>all those increasesCygenerous, I was kneeling yesterday.... I'm bowing
>>540062771>it's classic year late february>I have had 5 mood downsruns so fucking dead but I need to finish for the money
>>540042630
>>540062954>instead ofyou do both
I hate the roulette wheel music so much... its shit
9 days until Fuji Kiseki!
>>540062954Wit decides how "well" you try to position yourself during position keep. It's not super useful either though. I generally just do max speed max str and 400+ wit.
>>540063154You're shit, you're a huge turd.
>>540063107original upload doko
>>540062954Well the meta is around activating skills that only activate after activating a lot of skills. Also I saw someone post that there is a wit check that increases your velocity like 3 times per race.
>play for horse pussy>suddenly has to care about clan sweating because they locked the free find behind it
spark for both riko and kitasanor skip riko and just hooooooooooard more carats
>>540063117not if you want to cap speed you don't.
I spent my "apology" carats on a trainee scouting under the fantasy world banner. I expected nothing and immediately received fantasy Grass Wonder. It was cool but also disappointing because I don't like Grass Wonder, but I'd rather have her as a cleric than as a Japanese whatever. Then later in the same scouting sequence I got fantasy El Condor Pasa, who I actually did want. This is my first or second use of the banner. I will make good use of El and her surprisingly large breasts.
Wife material
>>540062954Because of how the way races work speed doesn't matter as much outside of the final spurt. A front getting first getting angling and scheming/rod wins more than not
>>540063325trainer issue
I for one just enjoy playing a game about horse racing. The anime girls are secondary
CM3 Room 79414545 bring 3 umas
>>540063297I'm skipping Riko for X.Oguri and mlb Nice Natty. Season 2 is pretty meh and I'll probably be able to get by just borrowing the rice card whilst Nice Natty secures me an easy time in the future seasons.
>>540062774Umadol!
>>540062954high rolling a wit whale deck hits speed cap anyway
DEVS LISTENED
>>540063734what? theyre releasing Sweep early?
>>540062954Higher wit = higher cruising speed. Fronts need to be 1st to activate angling and win, else they are as good as last place.
>>540063373Rolled...omelettes?...
>running 4 speed cards>still can't consistently break even 1kTASUKETEEEEEE, KING HALO GIVE ME MORE COPIES OF YOURSELF AND UNBRICK MY ACCOUUUUUUNT!!!!
if devs listened or notice that the playercount is below launch then theyd make the game less shit
>>540063730You're not building a sprint front runner who doesn't have max speed. you also need a stamina card if you're not subbing power. two wit cards isn't gonna hit max especially when all our current wit cards are pretty iffy.
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after a long day of fighting monsterssniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt as she settles in at Tracen
CHOWA
>>540063849Your Umas with SPD bonus? Your MLB Kitasan?
>>540063597Haha I’m an umadol posting on my umastagram me and my uma friends are gonna go to umabucks for coffee and umadonalds for lunch then we’re gonna go shop at the umall and buy new games to play on our umastation from umastop then we’re going to have a slumber party and order pizza from uma hut and get a large pizza with umaronni then talk about our favorite books on our umazon kindles haha uma everything!
>>540064107I want a scented uma
>>540061860Shinko Windy was IRL infamous for trying to bite everyone and everything, even during races. The Uma counterpart constantly ends her sentences with "nanoda", and loves doing pranks, especially on (You).
The real difference maker is having an mlb king for that power bonus
>>540064067
>>540064107Umazing...
>>540064107>umaronnirice shower... what have they done to you ::sob::
>>540063926you can get 600 stamina by high rolling with 18 stamina legacies and no stamina cardslike, legit, one great high roll run on 3 speed 3 wit is all it takes to get a 1200/600/600/200/700+ umathe reason it's not super viable is that you need to high roll groundwork, tootoo many things that take luckthere's still going to be a luckshit at the top of the team trials leaderboards who has everything
getting raped by sweep tosho amazon press style with forced impregnation for weeks on end
>>540064212Rice Shower is pretty pungent
>>5400634652slots open
>>540064218then why is chiyono a dog too?
>>540064107Which Umas post on Um4chan?
what did she mean by this
>>540064218>a biter that loves playing pranksfeisty. thank you, lore anon!
>>540064321I'm not getting 18 stamina legacies. I'm already at the point where I'm settling for 2* with good white sparks or pink ones in positions I want.
>>540064428I’m still making aces
>>540064498Train guts before its too late.
>>540063734WHERE ARE MY 5-15 BORROWS
>>540064218I've only seen two events with her and I'm in love. She gives off such ignored middle child energy so I want to pamper her.
>>540064532desu over 7 stars affinity ideal aptitude sparks and ideal skills matter more than 9 in staminaand a 7 stamina with 5+ URA finale is better than a 9 stamina
>>540064678isn't 5 borrows coming this month or did this appear to me in a dream
>>540064678two more weeks
>>540064107This is Umachan. Go back to Um*ddit.
>>540064460>um4chani kneel. also the answer is goldship unironically posts xD random on /b/, tachyon posts IQ charts on /pol/ showing that umas are racially superior to ningen women, and rice shower is on /r9k/
careers take way too long... its like an hour or so if you haven't seen all the events. doing that five times a day isn't healthy anon
I want the two trainees from the fantasy world event to be El Condor Pasa and King Halo, leaving Grass Wonder to just be a support card. That red dress they put on King Halo is great.Better yet: Replace Grass Wonder with someone else I don't have at all, like Rice Shower
>>540063002>>540062771>tissues at raffle>followed by night owl rest>and a simultaneous mood down>went from Great to Bad in 2 turns>on the turn I need to spend in the infirmary there's a triple friendship training>and it's for 28 speed>not worth doingthis is actually my lowest rolling run ever, fucking hell
>>540064672I should have listened... I swear the first takarazuka is the only race I can't reliably win in golshi's career and I have no idea why.
>>540064997I need all the umapyoi
>>540064963You can't do "career in which I haven't seen all the events" five times a day every day. I agree that it takes too long though.
>play for Blue Spe in the first place>blow all day 1 savings on Kitasan BLACKED>got fucking nothing but 1 copy of Satono>quit>return and drop 40 rolls on HishiAma>got fucking nothing but McQueen (the bad one)I don't even have 1 (ONE) MLB SR cardHow do I unbrick this account? I spent about 12 bucks on it
>>540065084>failed an 8% triple training a few turns latergoddamn, if the run wasn't so washed already I would be insanely salty rn
>>540064563me too, but im seeing if the ones i did are already good enough for A finals, or i must aim for more highrolls
Redpill me on Gold City.
feels bad bullying these npc umas
>>540063926Fine Motion alone can get you A+ wit. On umas with wit growth you can get that with an SR. 3pd 1wit can easily cap speed. You have 2 more slots for whatever.
Is the Rice Shower story good or can I just skip it
>>5400644281slot open
>>540065370it's ok, happy meek was literally created to lose.
>>540065535*droop*
>>540064459She's a dog for different reasons, like enjoying headpats and long walks.
>75 carrats from dailieswe are blessed
>>540065250>>540065084>slow metabolism on the regen event>double friendship with skill hint on speed on that turn>infirmary failsI am in awe of how bad this run is going
>>540065535SHE'S JUST LIKE ME!
uma musume is a math nerd game
>>540065691Sounds like the perfect time for someACUPUNCTURE
SILENCE SUZUKA
Haven't seen anyone win a Cancer Cup scrim with Narita Taishin yetI wonder why
>>540063734Filly alts for every uma?
WHERE'S THE MCQUEEN BUFF I MUST UNBRICK MY ACCOUNT
this is like the best inspiration ive ever gotten and of course the run is bricked because no groundwork
>>540065792>speeding up to pass someone is considered a genius move to umas
>>540065823gotta devour it fast or you won't get enough air through your noseslit during the eating session and you'll pass out
>>540064428results
>>540062771>Don't overdo it before debut twice in 2 runsYeppers. My 3 borrows all got sent to the glue factory and I am free for the rest of the day.
>>540066013Knew it was over when falco couldn't take 1st from Maru, GG.
>some anons have been playing this game for 3 months and they still don’t know that mid race target speed is determined by wit
>>540065807too latethe spark is a guts 1
>>540066135>I am free for the rest of the day.But don't you want to have 7 extra borrows so that you're stuck grinding for 10 runs a day?
>>540065848The variants I want are Super Creek (Chronic Lactator) and Mejiro Ryan (Musculature Actually Visible)
Verxina love! Verxina marriage!
Where are the monies...... I need monies......... Must level high calibrated cards....
>>540066147i was sure i would lose 1st because my daiwa did not proc GW but maru hard carried
>>540065691>>540066173>absolute bottom of the barrel awful mood runs 2 months after release are B+ ranks that clear URA finaletry telling yourself this at week 1
>>540066220I'd be 100% fine with that. Things are not that way currently so it is time to catch up on the work I didn't do all day to raise aces.
How do I cope with the fact that the uma I’ve saved up 30k for (Fuji Kiseki) is one of the worst and least viable in the whole game?
>>540065959God I would kill for stat gains like this. What are your blue/pink/groundwork/green skill star counts? I'm running 13 groundwork stars, 11 green skill stars (including race sparks), but my blues/pinks are pretty bad. 5 speed/5 stam/4 pow and 4 mile/7 turf. It's frustrating to still not hit groundwork or enough greens what feels like every 3rd run when sacrificing all these stats/pinks.
3 borrows2 decent runs but missing 1 thing1 terrible run because I lost the 1% gamble twice in a row with Time for parent runs
>>540066645you better be making parents right now to make her shine
Welp I have my first Ace
>>540066645Tryhard more than anyone else and win 1/3 times making tierwhores nerds mad.
>>540066645Think of yourself as an underdog who will defeat meta-chasing losers despite the difficulty, and get excited.
What deck to use on 3* Googoo Creek
do i need to run power sparks for CM 3 aces to hit max speed + 800/900 power
>>540066645Is this what it'll feel like when I get Gold City?
>>540066820maybedo you?
>>540066645You love and cherish her anyway, of course. I have 500% more respect for people who roll for who they like than being meta sheep.
>>540066645By jerking off to her tits
>>540066645You don't.Jerk off to her fat tits then use post nut clarity to decide.You'll realize that either your wife sucks but that's fine, or that spending 30k carats isn't going to be worth it, give her a ten pull or two then move on, hoping to get her in a future banner.
Who is this Uma? I had it labeled Verxina but it's definitely not her
>>540066820I'm just running stam sparks and 2 power cards
>>540066740>less than 900 power>witlet even with savvy>no summer runner or left-handedbricked but not quite ultra bricked
>>540066953Daring Tact, slayer of bears.
>>540065642
>>540066645(You)r Dick meta is more important. She's s-tier in mine
Do I really hav to train Bourbon as a fucking Ace? This moody bitch is the hardest to raise in my roster.
>>540067181no?
>>540063154>playing with the volume upi shiggy diggy
>>540065823>Haha yes Vodka, fuck my daughter Why is my wife like this?
>>540066972power card suck doeand then you don't have enough wit
In case anyone was wondering, my oshis are summer maruzensky, christmas oguri, and valentine mihono bourbon
Digitan LOVE
Why is this brat such a fucking semen demon?
>all CM3 lobbies used to have groundcope Seiun Sloppers>all CM3 lobbies now have Blockshit O and Smart Falcopemeta slaves will forever be second class citizens and will suffer when they get crushed underfoot by /ourgirl/ Goat Wonder
>get fatty condition 2 turns before summer>infirmary failsSo when are they adding a way to remove shitty conditions during the summer camp
>>540063154blacks are prone to dislike string instruments like violin etc. Its uncurbable im afraid
>>540067405You're talking about my daughter, asshole.
>>540067029>needing those with Mile SRetard
>>540067427admit you just wanted to make this post because you had fun inventing those silly names
>>540067569Is that such a bad thing?
It seems like such a dick move to have all the stuff that makes event grinding quicker force you to run with a shitty deck. No, I don't want to be stuck using a crappy Golshi and Dober, if I get a 3* spark with those decks I'll cry
>>540067405Why are you not allowed within 1000 feet of a public school
>>540067405FUCK THIS BITCH WHERE IS MY CHARMING EVENT
Is there any reason to do the URA Finale scenario once the others start coming out?
>>540067036Thanks, that's a cool name. Gonna look up the bear thing eventually
My wife is cute. Look at my wife!
>>540067683the gold ship isn't that bad
>>540067738he's a connoisseur, not a redditor
>>540067683>I want to grind the event faster but I don't want to run bad cards that have event point bonusesIf only there was an answer to your problemOh wait there ischeat enigne
>>540067828they buff the white skill, and also make the event harder
>>540067330MY wife thinks YOUR daughter should fuck MINE.
>>540067181yes otherwise your account is instantly deleted and your IP banned.
>>540067859All roads lead to the same destination. Or in this case away from it.
I just realised I never got the onsen ticket with Golshi despite all the grind for CM1 and CM2.
>>540067569That’s only half truth, the other half is that I’m proud my GW is performing well in lobbies despite the FR arms race
>>540067181
>>540068004uma-on event soon?
>speed rainbows completely disappeared right after senior summer>all rainbows completely disappeared after tenno autumnI've never been so angry before. I really hate this piece of shit game. Mile S don't even make this good either because I already had non-S with 1200 pow, and that's more useful in a short track.
>>540067979peak reddit comment
>>540062753I think you mean ToT
Making small Rudolf's with big Rudolf
>>540065689Blowing 30k on this gyaru
>>540067996Thanks bro, as I was reading your post I got a SECOND ticket for my wife Creek.Can't wait for another nursing handjob!
>>540063734You mean we can borrow all 6 card slots from friends now?
>>540067459stop feeding your umas so much
My account is so bricked. My club dropped like 400 ranks after cm2 and we're not even top 1000 anymore. Plus I'm losing out on even more carats because of the adjustments.
>>540068115Yeah the god run completely dissolving before your eyes because fuck you. I was there yesterday.
Is the new Condor gonna be a good pace chaser option for CM3?
>>540068115Deserved for using little boys
>>540066645the more you love your uma the faster she'll come to youI got Hishiama in one 10-pull, I'll get Fuji the same waykeep rolling for umas you like
>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Believe (3*)who???i haven't seen a single picturemust not be a very popular uma
Just realized how many of the umas come from notable families and could use their connections to make you disappear.You really can't say no to the horses, huh?
>danchou sends good morning sticker at 8am SEA time
Is it possible to make Mcqueen a blocker
>>540068289She's not even gyaru. She's just a generic anime blonde
final nothingburger single roll for the month
Uma for this feeling?
>the Mejiro Family is super duper rich>eldest is whateverWhat did they mean by this
>>540068737>look at the top of this nigger's head lol
>>540068814Urara GO
>>540068607you will love cute boy (female) umas
>>540068607I want to Believe
>>540068640How do you think they hide all those rape scandals?
>>540068902>already like vodkamaybe i will
>>540068492pace and cm3 in same sentence = automatic no
>>540068823source? I love reverse ntr rape
>>540067405this you?
Danchou I'm resting today
>>540068823All of them when they're in heat.
>>540068737>Thread quality plummets at 8 AM SEA time (in about 2 hours)Hopefully being a weekday delays them a bit
>>540069050He is literally me
>>540068902Why did she steal Tamachuds colors?
>>540068737I send a good morning sticker every time i log on
>>540068823the city girl
>>540068737He could be Russian, or maybe even Japanese/Chinese/Korean who's playing on global for some reason.
>>540068737i send morning sticker and then ask medium shoes
Eating Vodka's fat ass
>sweep tosho's official bio describes her as a brat
>>540069302Daiwa..
>>540069059Gyaru sex
>>540069127I love my dumb horswife
>>540067828One of the upcoming scenarios takes close to 2 hours to finish on skip and knowing what to do. Most people suspect that's when global will truly die.
>>540069302respect
The carat increase presents a potentially interesting shakeup to the "do you roll on Riko/Rice banner" question. People seemed pretty split last week or so but I think more people will be willing to roll now. The hodlers will have to fight through more people willing to increase their uma's powerlevels and make the 4 months of CMs even more potentially difficult while the rollers can more easily justify it with more regular income and better chances of winning back some of it from CMs even if the cards fall off eventually.
>>540069408Save me chinkbot
>>540069408the mant boogeyman really isn't that scary. just do less runs if you don't like spending a lot of time on the game.
>>540067358Sounds like a skill issue.
>>540069449I'd like to find some concrete info that JP got 100 rolls on it. I'm saving for 45k regardless (s.maru fund)
>>540069589>no mile Soh brother
>>540069449people thinking about whether they will make their carats back or not are retarded. riko/rice is a must pull if you want to have any fun in aoharu. 30k carats for 4 months of not being miserable is an easy trade off.
>>540069127It already plummeted like 8 hours ago bwo
For what purpose do people use the Urara card, is it pretty much useless until a later update?
>>540068640Haru wasn't natur
>>540069690mile S probably legit doesnt matter on Cm3 for FR. If you hit angling, you probably win. Turf arguably much more important for FR. LS though probably would still want mile
were all gonna make it....
>>540069626jp got 10 free pulls on it, not 100
>>540068968I thought they were so widespread that no one cared anymore
>>540066820You can either do speed/power with stam sparks, or speed/stam with str sparks. Or maybe 1 stam card 1 wit card.Power cards give you front runner / mile skills. Stam cards give you escape artist.
>>540069407>Chain that gives you speed or power, then energy>Has hints for Mile >Hot topic event is never a wasted one since the other option gives you power (unlike sweep's charming)>Obscene specialty priorityWhat's not to love?If someone complains about not being able to understand her, does it really matter when we can't even understand women that speak normally?
>>540069730this is my thought process too. Like, what else are you gonna pull besides xoguri/kita rerun/val.cyborg
>>540068737I'm an euro neet and I usually wake up between 1PM-3PM my time.
>>540069730I personally agree but there were plenty of people saying they would just tough it out to not spend on "bait" cards last time it came up.
70926546cm3
>>540069449If we get the load of free rolls that the JP server had then I might spend the carats to finish off the spark (ideally luckshitting before having to do that)
>>540070010>FullLET ME PLAY
>>540069762funni gutsmax build
>>540070084bruh its 3/9 still
>>540070084its not full bwo
>>540069863first i've heard of only 10. The pull advice doc had it but im blind or its been removed from the OP
>>540070084>he didn't input the code properly and he clicked on some public CM lobbyshit happens what can you do
>>540068607Part of the "Three Sprinting Stooges" together with Durandal and Calstone Light O.
Thinking about Fuji's fujis
>>5400700103 more slots
>>540069690It's a failed horse (no groundwork either), just an example of hitting those stats.
Which Uma has the largest breasts?
>>540069941>only have her at 3LB so I don't get the power bonusActual suffering
Gonna play 3 front runners and go fast.
>>540069408>2 hours to finish on skip and knowing what to do.You can't be seriousAnd this still has the same amount of RNG like URA?
>>54006976210 race bonushigh training effectiveness so if she lands in what you're training she helps quite a bit
>>540066820you can substitute power with skills, that's the whole point of having groundwork and angling and scheming
>Seiun Sky (WitGODESS) version has 2 speed bonusGets me as much as a single rainbow speed
>>540069941she keeps giving me shitty hints
>>540070252Thinking about Marvelous's Sundays. Glad Fuji is coming soon, but have to wait so long for the shortstack to be playable...
>>540066862Her festival alt is meta for a while.
>>540070061>the most boy-ish of the V sisters also has the biggest titsIT'S NOT FAIR!
>>540069863found in newfag doc:
>>540070417>keep hearing 20 differemt skill activations early race
>>540070387
>>540070468Both event cards still suck
>>540070420Actually more because your stat ups are random each turn. But they are massive.
>>540070247very cute trioi want to hug Calstone Light O
>>540070628Who is this cute boy?
>>540069059Whores!
>>540070630>Rob Roy???????
>>540070634Yeah me
>>540070628
>>540070759Unironically an uma that gaslights her trainer.
>>540070840She's sexy and modest and hides her fat tits under her sweater
>>540070576idk what to say, the google dockey is wrong. we get 8 free uma pulls (one per day) and then 8 free support cards pulls.
>>540070882Fucking a horseshoe
>>540070630Not enough people talk about how hishiama is one of the biggest
>>540070840she has the biggest booba to height ratio of any umaif she was meisho doto's height she'd have a 117cm bust
Uma milk
>>540070882instant boner
>if there is a Smart Falcon, you lose>if your front runner doesn’t get first at the final stretch, you lose >if you don’t bring a front runner, you loseNice CM
Shitter Falcon is nothing
>if you play, you loseNice game
73201180cm3
the only winning move etc etc
>>540070840
It's a Smart Falcon world after all.
>>540071215hhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuge
>>540071215Holy cow
>>540071215great googily moogily
>>540070882this semen demon grooms you
Ain't big breasts wonderful?
>>540071202>6 late
>>540071186
Is Curren Bouquetd'or related to Curren Chan in any way, shape, or form?
>>540071079I will gamble a ticket on a honest run and if I eat shit I'll swap in an A&S cockblocker
>>540071380uma musume is late game
>>540071079IDK, my Smart Falcon with 1200 speed and Mile S, is regularly randomly beaten by late surger vodka and grass wonder in the last second, even when she is in first place and activates both Seiun and Pasa's ult. She doesn't always lose but it definitely happens more than I would have expected.
>>540071380>>540071382Ticket hivemind!
>>540071202>>5400713800 front runner lobby. i thought fronts were unbeatable what happened bros?
how is your trophy room looking like. /uma/?
If there are 9 Front Runners there are no Front Runners
>>540063734now listen to me begging for early spark rerolls, please..
>>540071526Late is extreme gamblecore if they fire off all 3 accel skills and furious feat while being in a good position you're getting smoked
>>540071642has anyone tested this out?
>>540065823Smart Falcon is so busted its unreal
>>540065823Is there such webm with Hishi Amazon?
>bro Smart Falcon is only good for dirt don't roll for her>now people are seething about her dominating CM3Kek
have one good grandparent really fucking sucks, I don't even want to use her without borrows because it would feel awful to get a really good parent with one usable grandparent and one complete brickwhat's the remedy to this? simply suck it up and get another ok grandparent?
>>540072143>metaslurps shilled taishin and you could hear a pin drop during falcon banner4 years of future sight didn't save these people by the way
>>540072143i was telling people to roll for her not my fault you only listen to youtubers
>>540067330I have only just now noticed that Vodka is a mare
>>540072143
>>540072238to be fair, only shotafags and closeted diddlers shilled for taishin
Danchou.... >>>/v/721386698
where is my mile S
>use mlb kita, halo, sweep and 0lb suzuka>none of them are ever in speedSick borrow rng
>>540072238taishin is only good when guts gets reworked and is a relevant end closer forever after that but until then she kind of sucks
>>540072143I've stopped trying to outscream people who lie to newfags after the "wait for kitasan rerun!!! you don't need to roll her now!" spam
>>540072429what the fuck is /herse/does /v/ even have a single circle in top 300?
>>540072143>TAISHIN IS GOING TO BE THE META CM2/CM3>she hasn't even been that bad, nowhere close to Gold Ship's presence in CM2 and one of the least relevant uma choices so far in CM3
>>540065535And they trained her, as a joke
>>540072250I’m saving for Summer Special Week
this is our last fun CM before we have to deal with summer maruzensky. make it count bros
They're going to randomly announce CM3 some day soon and it'll be less than 2 weeks away won't it?
>>540072325
>>540072821oh no! were going to have to train a different uma!
>>540072821I havent had fun since the first cm
>>54007285310/10 to 10/20 is my guess
>>540072550
Should I pick the SOULFUL oguri cap or be a pasa metaslave...
>>540072821everyone has been saving for summer maruzensky since the kitasan banner. if you don't have her then that's on you.
Making a blockushin is kinda hard
I think I give up on getting good aces for cancer cup...
>>540073017meta slave cap with pasa + sky ult
>>5400730363 pow/3 wit, borrow MLB FineMo for ez speed and wit
>>540072143She came out during SC banner and will literally fade into obscurity once more the second this CM ends.
Well let's start the discussion. How do we stop the Summer Maruzensky? In b4 "bring your own SMaru"
>>540073149run debuffers and gas out all these suboptimal front runners that people are making
>>540073149>>540073035
>>540073149smart falcon blocker
>>540072429>he fucking posted all the members on the chopping block with the names uncensoredRuthless...
does this thing even work?
>>540072992and I thought /vg/ was full of shittersI mean, this thread is still full of complete retards, but wow
>>540073149This picture always looked like cropped porn to me.
>>540073093Does pace even want angling and scheming? If you're first you're cucking fronts anyway
>>540073286terminal coombrain
>>540073274No it's fucking dogshit when it comes to finding good legacies because there's no way to do something like 7*/3* Representative for white skills.
name 3 horses
>>540073330what other ult are you getting?
>>540073149does anyone have the drawn version of this
Apparently Helios is actually a top-tier mile runner in JP? lol heliosfags are destined to be metaslaves
>>540073228I'll try her>>540073208>>540073275I didn't run Golshi in cm1 or 2, I'm not running the sag hag.
>>540073103Thanks
>>540073149you wait for xmas oguri
Shiraoki-sama is on my side, and i got multiple green skills specifically for CM3. Now I just need the groundworks
>>540073286Fucking how?
finally i got super VILLAIN
Cygenerous does leave me feeling spoiled as I have 38k carats saved now. It's funny now in the midst of saving for summer hag and saving for Rice/Riko banner, but I completely forgot Eishin Flash should be releasing sometime early November. Like holy shit, meta or otherwise, I'm still trying to take in how much my account is going to see some improvements before the year's over.
>>540073374Skibidi Rizz Tommy Two SocksKidslookintouchable
>>540072821I don't do cm it's a humiliation ritual. I get 10 carats and some freebies just for clicking enter and nothing else at the end.
Eh?
No seriously, is there a mechanic that whenever you do a borrow run the game decides to fuck you up with mood downs and failures constantly?
>>540073228i thought the point of s.maru dominance was that she can't be brocked
>Run with dogshit event farming deck somehow highrolls past every previous run and hits the high score for that uma
I'm purposely holding myself back on this one. Your status?
>>540073920falcon is just that good
>>540073347>oomquintessential faggot response
>Bwos getting mad they're going to see this for minimum 4 monthsImagine being gay.
>>540073920her own skill can't be brocked, but angling and scheming will forever be brockable.
>>540073920s. maru is good because she has an ultimate that is piss easy to trigger, strong and essentially doubles down on what you want to do anyway (mid race recovery skills)
>>540073914https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Negativity_bias
terrible day for runs
>check out summer maru's unique>almost a guaranteed .35 speed boost for 5 seconds, yeah that's pretty fucking strong no wonder everyone's saying to pull for her>check out christmas oguriWhat the utter fuck is this uma shit. Why on earth would anyone even bother mentioning Maruzensky when this exists?
>>540073367it gives me an error by just filling this part, without asking for anything else, and Im selecting legacies i know exist there
>>540064780Wake up bwo
>>540074227yeah I get this same issue too, and that's a deal breaker
sexy
>>540074153Smaru is just first
>>540074074...meaning that she is difficult to overtake and thus brock when also front running?
>>540074010I'm rolling for special week
>>540073920The point os S.Maru is that her ult is basically a Goldship ult for front/pace
I've been doing a lot of Ryan parent runs I think it would actually be easier for me to just mutate and run her as my CM3 ace.
I can't think of anything more cucked than running a Blockushin and having someone elses late win
>>540074074>s. maru is good becauseshe's fucking HOT
>>540074284I am too, I'm just hoping for good spooks as I get both
wanna put a ring there
i'm not rolling for HAGzensky
>>540072461damn your groundworks? mine broke
>>540074108What did the Japanese call this meme anyway?
>>540074284>>540074446Yeah I'm f2p it's going to hurt if I get Maru first cause I'll have to stop rolling.
Seiun Sky 2 win gayme
>>540074153SMaru is for metaslaves. Xoguri is for sovlfvl waifu trainers, she's a good parent even if you don't plan on using her.
>>540074258Don't sex the tyrant.
>>540074284same
>>540074010High % zoomers = High % of homosexuals
why does Grass Wonder win more on late than pace...
>>540074258
Telling people to not pull Falcon was an actual psyop. A good one because it was a lie by omission. 'she get good later'
>>540074548I'm guessing you mean Maru is the good parent because with that inherited version Oguri sure isn't.
spechud
>>540074673She's just for dirt.
Oguri I need sex
>>540074532drowning
DIRT CHADS RISE UPWE MUST DESTROY THE TURF TYRANTS
>make waifu racing game>all of the waifus absolutely pale in comparison to a handful gimmicky alts on some of the most boring, nothing characterswhat did cygenius mean by this
>>540074673im actually so mad
>>540074747
You plan to roll for Fuji right?
feeding my cute wife
>>540074773I meant the little jig she’s doing.
>rolled for seiun sky because she's one of my favourites>got smart falcon along the wayIt's that easy
>>540074813If you're not willing to suffer for your waifu you don't deserve her.
Give me 2 reasons why Special Chud should be considered anything but a coinflip fail.
>>540074953she has a nice ass
>>540074953I love herShe's cute
>>540074953daughter material
>not saving rolls by just waiting for the SUPREME CHUDander alt
>>540074643shut up
>>540074953>summer-special-week-shaking-her-ass.gif
>>540075094>not saving rolls by swiping
>im so mad because i did not get a meta uma because im a meta faggot i dont even like the character and i listen to youtube faggots
>>540074897Oh. That's called drowning.I think they're just called tanukis or something
>>540075001
>>540075223Arigathankyou
why is my bro so retarded?
>but I still will still run gold ship and whatever f2p meta pick
>>540074673I had ~18K when she was released and no swiping money. I didn't stand a chance with my luck.
Cygenerous has proven their true colors!
>no Mile SWhy does this horse haunt me
reminder that if you roll for summer Marquez sky and don’t have enough leftover to pull for Riko and Rice Shower then your account is bricked for all of Aoharu
Can summer maru at least capture a fraction of the seethe goldship got in cm1? That was fun.
>>540074673I read this exact same post last CM but with "Taishin" instead and here we are
>>540075432ill just borrow Riko
>>540075418Mile S isnt THAT big a deal in mile cup though its still important if you feel like farming up some more
It's actually insane how /uma/ is only capable of playing the game 1 CM at a time despite having 4 years of knowledge>Last month people were crying all CM season about how late surgers were completely useless and how end was literally 100% better in every regard>This CM every idiot who can't grind out fronts is spamming lates while crying about an off-meta pick that will be relevant once or twice
>>540075491Taishin is real
>>540075432>Summer Maru>Pitasan Stacked rerun>Aoharu cardsWith all that stacked so close 2x gibs might not even be enough. At this rate I might have to SELL some STOOKS just to get all that.
>>540075432Shh, dont tell them that. Also dont tell them that we're not even 4 months into global yet and 4 months is an eternity.
Hey! Hey Trainer come over here closer to the fence! Hey I can't punch the shit out of you if you don't get close so get over here!
Thick boy
>>540074953boob and ass
>>540075445much more because some people didnt save for her
>>540075580a real jobber
>get groundwork, no turf s, no skill hints, no rainbows>get turf s, get rainbows, no groundwork or skill hints againI fucking hate this game
>summer Marquez sky nice try Panchito, now get back in the kitchen.
>>540075573>implying i play for cm at allI just run my favorite umas at this point. cm faggotry is GAY
>>540075418Turf S matters more for Late imho. I've been into multiple CM rooms vs well built fronts and closing the gap was always the huge problem.
>"debuffers aren't going to be as much of a thing this CM">half the umas posted ITT are struggling to meet the stam and guts bonus thresholds >plug it in umalator >600/300 is only enough to barely make it over the finish line and your acceleration is fucked if you get rushed oncei knew it was too soon to put her in retirement
>>540075418>5spd1pwrHow's that working for you? Consistent?
>>540075573To be fair one of lates' best skills is mile only.
>>540075612thats clearly not a boy
>>540075432Huh?
the five stages of cope are kicking in
>>540075697Those favorite umas?>summer maru>christmas oguri>valentine mihono
>>540075605Doto would never. She only hates that TM Opera O dude.
I still don’t fucking understand how to get better sparks.
wife!
>>540075432I feel like people shilling Rice Shower are gaslighting
i might actually pull for valentines bourbon i hate the other alts
>>540075856what kind?
>>540075848Whats the story behind this?
Afflicted by minor inconveniences?Just ignore them.
>>540075745Don’t worry about it. Riko and Rice Shower are cards that have an expiration date. They aren’t worth rolling.
>>540075726If you can believe it, i still have to highroll speed like crazyMatikane has great bases for long but god forbid you want to cap speed
>>540075697You're free to play the game as you wish anon, I'm talking about the people who DO care about CM and are still incapable of looking two steps in front of them.
Which horse is most likely to be impregnated by their torainah san?
>>540075945HE HATES TM OPERA O
>>540075837ACKSHULLY my favorite umas are>mayano>rice shower>king halo
>>540075293fuck, i was really hoping to watch Fish Door Lock with seiun
If you guys put this much effort into optimizing your performance in a gambling game that actually gives rewards of some sort then a fair number of you would be well on your way to...https://www.tightpoker.com/living-as-a-full-time-poker-player/Anybody here for any reason other than having fun playing around with adorable waifus is a moron.
>>540075432>
>cuter>more fertile>cute noises while eating>pure>looks cute eating>nice>looks good with a big belly>will probably kiss you while she's still chewing foodWhat's not to love?
>>540075975To be fair working out fixes being fat.
>>540076028Most of them would break the condom intentionally
Who is the laziest uma in the game? Seiun sky?
>>540076150...I'll stick with car lady, thanks
>>540076081
>>540076137lmao have you seen """""professional"""" poker players, bunch of salty ass manchildren faggots
>>540075945Doto hates Opera's jockey but gets along fine with the horse. Japs made up a story in their minds that Doto 'thinks the jockey is TM Opera O' and it caught on.
>>540076053i would not recognize oguri if she wasn't fat or wearing her head diamond thing
RIKO AND RICE SHOWER IS A TRAP BANNER. DO NOT PULL!
NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL A WINNING TICKET
>>540075432You can just borrow.
>>540076304EXPLOOOOOOOOODEgrats bro
>barely 10k above retention linethis shit is stressing me out
How come Maruzensky is the only slutty swimsuit design?
>people saying riko+rice is a bad banner>people saying just borrow both of them>also people are shilling itWHOS GASLIGHTING ME AND WHOS NOT?
>>540076453hag is desperate
>>540076283she has her distinctive hair coloring
>>540076304DAAAAAAAAHBY
>>540076495Everyone lies, even me.
>>540076371nigga its monday
Just hit my first 3* blue, and got a 3* dist spark to match it, nice. Both grandparents have groundwork too.
FUARK FREE SHIT KINOCYGNEROUS IS BACK
>>540076453She knows she has to get pregnant soon or the show's over.
>>540076495Thanks to Cygenerous, I can safely go pity on both S.Maru and Riko banners. There's no way I won't end with either MLB R Riko or 2 LB SSR Riko
>>540075945That's Opera O's jockey. Doto hates him for some reason despite being known as a very gentle horse around pretty much everyone and and allegedly thinks he's Opera O. Doto also got along well with the actual Opera O(horse) so they say it's because he associates the name with bad vibes because his team was always depressed when they spoke about him.
>You can just make a club for freeOh, that's reasurring, I can just make a club to fill out the club stuff without having to stress about maintaining someone else's quota.
you will never get a pokke childhood friend
>>540076745even worse, ill never have a palmer childhood friend
>>540076735So are you saying Doto associates the name Opera O. with the jockey and not the actual horse, and never realized his nemesis was his hors fren the whole time?
>>540063943Pure UMA perfection.
>>540076735DID YOU KNOWIN UMA MUSUME
>>540076304UUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DAHHHHBYYY TIMEEEEEEE
>>540076862That's how the story goes.
>>540076624Strangely enough, the cat also gave me my first 9* parent since launch. Something is going on...
>>540075927Speed, I guess. But in general I don’t get how you’re supposed to do it. I can end up with an SS+ in Speed but I end up with a 1* Guts spark.
>off rate Kitasan black while trying to get the King Halo cardNeat, I can go back to borrowing Super Creek.
>>540076936This is a horse game, not a cow game.
>>540073228Falco can’t block Maru. You need busted pace/late or get Fes City if you want to win against S.Maru consistently before X.Oguri comes out.
I'M NEVER GOING TO GET GOOD GROUNDWORK PARENT
>>540076936>Her and Vodka's kid is gonna be a gidatiddy tomboyCan't wait
When Ei Ei Mun?
Anons are right, do NOT pull on Rice/Riko. Do not worry, your LB1 Sweep Tosho, 0LB Creek and 3LB Kitasan will be more than enough for 4 months of CMs, don't listen to the haters. You can just borrow the Riko card AND the Rice card AND an MLB Kitasan. Me, well I'll be pulling them of course but do NOT make my mistake, we will be on equal grounds.
>>540077019I'm gonna fuck that cow until she gives the other horses milk.
>>540076987if you really want a 3* speed spark you get at least 1100 speed to increase the odds of rolling 3* if it rolls speedbut there is no way to increase the chance of rolling speed over guts
>>540076017Golshi's sidekick is very breedable
>>540077019My beautiful daughter isn't a cow.
>>540073017Late Surger Oguri with Rising Dragon from Bamboo Memory SSR
>>540076017She has an absolutely incredible singing voice. I heard her on めにしゅきラッシュっしゅ and I was absolutely blown away.https://youtu.be/CbYV5G_yOT8?si=rBCWmYZEJbOCYwdh
i finally got my last a ranker for a team full of themnow its time to grind for an s ranker
the card system would be BEARABLE if you actually had generic unlock mats like EVERY OTHER CARD GAME
>>540077089this, anybody telling you not to pull on riko rice is 100% pulling on them
Sorry, I’m retarded, does this mean they’re increasing how much shit we get for free? Why?
Whenever I run Bakushin in a race and multiple umas overtake I audibly play a CHOWA in my head. She then overtakes them and holds first for the rest of the race.
SHUT THE FUCK UP WINNING TICKET
>>540076862Occam's razor says no, but we'll never know. The more you learn about horse psychology the more you realize it is truly an enigma.
>>540063943I LOVE TAIKI SHUTTLE!!!!!!!
>>540077228>Why?are you a faggot or something?
>>540077228because thats how it is in every other server
>>540076892I hate what YT shorts has done to video game discourse so much
>>540077163>No 2*sRespect. My current goal is getting rid of my last 2* (sprinter Air Groove).
>>540077263
>>540077228because daily rewards are dogshit
>>540077228Don’t worry about it, you’re genuinely too retarded to understand if you’re confused about something like this. It’s better if you used your limited brainpower towards keeping yourself alive.
>>540077089>>540077187I wont listen to your slimy jewish propaganda
>>540077117Fucks sake
This makes up for the 4 or 5 training failures I got last run
>>540077263>anon tries so hard for me even though he's such a worthless faggot, it's so touching UWAAAAAAAAA
>Riko is an excellent card>She falls out of meta after a few monthsThese statements are not mutually exclusive.
I'm sick of losing team trials, what are the actual stat thresholds to win each races?
>>540077075>that lusty starecan't fucking wait.
>>540077295>>540077378I thought gacha games were supposed to leech as much money out your pocket as possible. Why would they disincentivize that by giving players easier access to free money?
>>540077535yes
>>540076150I do love her.
I'm u ironically just trying to hang in here and login everyday for the first 2 years so I can actually have fun when the food updates drop.
>>540077458>+100 on a 20% boost umavery impressive.....
>>540077237>audibly>in my head
>sleep deprived>sleep deprived>normal rest>sleep deprived + night owlexplain
>>540077573You're more inclined to spend on a game you're enjoying and having fun with, and not being able to actually roll and engage with the gacha system without spending money kills off that fun.
>>540077364Is a sign that you have autism that you can hear every sound she makes in your head based on the visual depiction of her?
traditions shall not die, your guesses?
>>540077573It's a 1.5x accelerated schedule except it's only the banners that happen more often and not gibs.
>>540077130>daughterThis is the first time I hear someone claiming the cow as their daughter, they usually just want to breed her. What gives?
>>5400776653rd place.
>>540077381See you in the aoharu CMs anon :^)
>>540077187Noooo! he's going to get my friend points>>540077228>Why?Faustian bargain, look it up.>>540077503>Can spend 30k on a Riko>Or can borrow it, then use pulls on the baku+biko banner right after, or condor+kita's rerun on january next yearWould have to be retarded for this to not be obvious
>>540077460Was the IRL horse really sensitive and cry a lot or something? What’s her problem?
>>540075638>>540075580
>>540077075>Her and Vodka's kid????Umas are girls and IRL they're both mares where is this kid coming from?????
>>540077535max speed is the number 1 priority then just hit stamina req.>Sprint: 370 stam + 1 gold>Mile: 620 + 1 gold>Dirt Mile: 750 + 1 gold>Med: 800 + 1 gold>Long: 1000 + 2 golds
>>540076862Yes, but that's just a theory, a keiba theory.It's also been joked that Doto only knows Wada as the guy who was always whipping his friend. (Wada is known for using the whip as much as he's legally allowed to.)
>>540077263KuUuUuUuUyAsHiIiIiIiIiIiI
>>540077364>>540077460
>>540077727>Was the IRL horse really sensitiveyes
>>540077745His horny headcanon. And mine.
>>540077665DEATH!https://youtu.be/7lwJOxN_gXc?t=183
>>540077573there's an extremely wide and blurry boundary between giving out too much free shit that people won't spend and giving out too little free shit that too many people just quit instead and somehow the game managed to make it all the way to the latter side.
>>540077693idunno man. Objectively I understand that she's very attractive and all that but I can't help but see her that way. I wanna see her win and otherwise tardwrangle her stubborn nature.Maybe it's all the Dad Tachyon stuff that did it to me.
UMA MUSUME IS A LCUK GAME
>>540077336i just got really lucky (or unlucky) with constant 1 and 2 star pulls to get the necessary starsstill missing about 6, 3 star umas
>>540077660In that case sure, this is hype.
>>540077364I like the one at 26 seconds best.
>>540077608Cause it's 4 rainbows not 5, satano diamond is there. What's the max speed you could even get from a training in the current scenario anyway?
>>540077630it's called schizophrenia
>>540077768how painful is the whip these days?
>>540077930100
>>540077725>baku+bikoAnon that might genuinely be the most retarded thing you could’ve said
>>540077971I do not care for flatties like McQueen.
>>540077816Which Umas would make the best warhorses?
>nothing procced>still get 92 staminawhat the fuck
>>540078034not your reddit bitch
>>540077987Oh nice. Thanks anon.
>>540077971tasteful slop
>>540077943Naruhodo!
>>540078070stamina spark procced 5 times
>everyone losing their shit over which meta horses are the metaestI just want to unlock Rice because I want all of Maruzensky’s granddaughters
I like chocolate
>>540078070>>nothing procced
>>540077797Man, horses are so retarded. I love them so much
>>540077745They have a granddaughter
>>540075001how the fuck am I seeing her bangs and eyebrow in her shadow's silhouette
>one chance at a good oguri>...>shit skills
>>540078218>>540078174Stat sparks always proc tho
>>540075001>>540078298ANON IT'S A MIMIC GET THE FUCK DOWN
nobody used riko on the korean server and nobody should use it here either. terrible card that gets even worse after 3 months
>>540077745Vodka's son fucked Scarlet's granddaughter and now the two mares are related. Anon probably meant that.
>>540077745Still I Rise is their progeny
>>540078031I particularly care for flatties like McQueen
COW GAME
>>540078309Did you get good sparks to make up for it?
Okay so I don't understand how to escape 3* spark inbreeding. My 3* rice and Oguri share the same Bakushin parent. And any new 3* spark will share grandparents as well. Dmhow long does this shit take it's been months and I only have 3 perfect blue sparks parents.
>>540078348HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA'HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAHAHAGHAHGHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAim dying inside
>>540077725>Baku+Bikoretardgod....
>>540078383No lmao
>>540063734>daily guest uma borrow limit is still 3no they didn't
>>540078034Didn’t Gengis Khan canonically take over Asia with an army of umamusume?
>>540078397Inbreeding doesn’t matter as long as a trainee isn’t their own grandparent.
>>540077075>Gigatiddy tomboy>Loves both of them so much that the two never argue infront of her againCYGAMES FUND IT!!!
>>540078397focus on trying to get some distance and turf/dirt spark lines instead
>>540077695>>540077816late surgers btfo as usual. the hopeless is ours, gentleman
>>540078031fuck mcqueen
>>540078352what? it's just rice shower right, what's the worst she'll d
>>540078460RIP
itt a bunch of buttblasted trainers who are going to grovel when my bakushin bakushits on them this cm believe it
>>540078015>>540078430In November, I will reply to your posts with a ten pull to them.
>been on the grind for Cancer aces>given up and decided to run with what I have and be ok with gold title over plat>not sure what to do with myself as I’m no longer in the tryhard arms raceanons who’ve removed themselves from the CM3 grind, what do you do to have fun? I forgot
>>540078353sasuga gaslight general
How long until her?
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/135433883before he gets yakuza'd
>>540075001Imagine her cute squealing when she realises that she’s posed naked in front of her open window and the whole track outside can see her
>>540078659>and be ok with gold title over platOh anon, I have some terrible news for you...
>>540078353At this point I wonder the cesspool level the Korean server was
help I’m gay and I hate horses idk why I’m playing this game :(
>>540078752God they look so heavy!
>>540078031it really isn't fair for the comic relief character to be so insanely hot
>>540078659any shitter can get 1200 speed and 600 staminawit, power and skills are the filter and remain the filter for Group B finals
>>540078852stop being gay and start liking horses
>>540078495The hell? Is that true?
>>540078852Taishin bwo...
>>540078852I suggest putting a 12 gauge shotgun in your mouth and pulling the trigger
>>540078659i've been playing silksong, but i also luckshat a good ace so uh fuck you i guess
>>540078852Try a rope, I hear those work pretty well.
>>540078758>See woman having her holes violated>Can only think of the guidelines
Is helios pwr card better than digital pwr card?
>>540078882I’ve said this many times but Golshi goes from a 7 to a 10 just by taking off her stupid hat. I fully believe that she consciously wears her hair up as a kind of aesthetic debuff, so she won’t hopelessly and effortlessly mog McQueen by looking like a taller, bustier version of her. Both because she’s her friend, and also because being a stunning beauty doesn’t suit her ambition to be a wild crazy uma above all else.
>>540078975
fucking knn ccb shit falshit
>>540079071some say yes others say no
>>540078758>yuriBlegh. Got my hopes up for nothing.
>>540078034>>540078495Mongolian Horses are pony sized. So imagine an army of loli umas raping and pillaging all over the asian steppehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongolian_horse
>>540078807>>540078914I’m fully confident that I can get 2nd in Group A or crush anything that comes at me in Group B. Just because I’m out of the grind doesn’t mean the product wasn’t good. I’m just content with a 99/100 over a 100/100 and want to stop grinding the same umas.
>>540079071I love my power boosting Gyaru wife
I DON'T GET IT ASS BLUNDER IS WAY MORE RELIABLE THAN VODKA AS A LATER SURGER I DON'T GET HOW THIS WORK
>>540078869She's a uma, this is not an inconvenience for her
>>540078353>korea shilled taishinopinion forever invalidated
Less than a week until oct!Are (You) ready for CM3? Remember CM4 starts RIGHT AFTER so you should wrap up the CM4 prep soon.
>>540079259really? I gotta try it
I know this doesn't have Mile S but this is the luckiest I have gotten in this game ever please tell me this means something I NEED VALIDATION PLEASE HELP ME COPE
>Bamboo is an agemasen cardHahahahaha
>>540079259Such is the power of immersing yourself in Japanese culture
>>540079175So I was right then, it would be hordes of Rice’s and Mayano’s with bows and arrows.
>>540079335those guys are all me btw
>>540078852why is this so funny to me
>>540063005why does this have smash bros music
Would Taiki's unqiue work on late in CM3?
>>540079335raisu showah would never do this
>>540079367>only one (uno) green skillowari da
>>540079259As it should be, may her samurai spirit persist long after you are gone
>>540079335I remember some anon proposing a theory that given the ridiculous strength of umamusume, ones with heavier breasts aren’t at a disadvantage in a race, as the weight brings her center of gravity forward to assist her stride.
>>540079587when do we get these animations?
>>540079071I think she's especially good for this CM. Lot of hints you want for miles. Large priority and mood effect, able to get Hot Topic on her random event which isn't a gamechanger but it can be nice, and her events are pretty good too.
>>540079364I am ready to lose CM3 and CM4, yes
>3% failure on 73 wit 23 speedCREEK
How long am I waiting for Still in Love banner?
>>540079585
>What? Even I get sad sometimes F-fuck
>>540079751koyover
Should I aim for a 3* wit parent?
>career self destructing in the senior year>gold inspiration>URA finals spark activates a dozen times>my 800/600/800 waste of 25 minutes is a now a 900/650/900 waste of 25 minutes
I have 548 skill points, what do i take?>Taiki unique 120>Oguri unique 160>Outer swell 144>Late straightaways 78+84>Late corners double 70I think late straight is useless in CM3? It procs during no-overtake zone?
NO I WILL NOT GIVE THE EL CONDOR PASA GATCHA 10 PULL YOU INTERNS YOU CAN'T TEMPT ME WITH FREE SHIT
>>540079547sure
Does Oguri look good naked?
here I’ll give you your support card rolls for the next 2 scenarios:>nice nature wit SSR>NTR speed SSRcongrats that’s all you need
>>540079978Don't summon it!
Less than a month until half the player base drops the game after failing to get SMaru and getting absolutely crushed by her next CM.
>>540079367This is the best I’ve gotten, she wins a fair amount in lobbies so you should too.
>>540079790Loves Only You on Dec 2028 and there's a bunch so before Q2 2029 probably
>>540079978Before or after eating dinner?She looks anorexic before dinnerShe looks healthy after
>>540079978There are no unattractive umamusume.
>>540079516in the anime air groove's hair always completely covered one eye and I don't understand why they changed that in the game
>>540079978No, she looks best when she's in her tracksuit
>>540080090shakur sisters....
>>540079531
>>540080091personally I like the game version more
Where did they all go?
>>540080119Shakur is cute! CUTE!!!!!
BOOBS
QoS update when?I dont know who to train without borrowing
mambo?
I fucked Pokke and liked it
>>540080218DOTO DO NOT EAT THE RYEGRASS
>VODKA IS GOOD IN CM3!>try multiple vodka runs>loses 50% of her career races let alone the fucking CM even with solid stats because late surger is the shittiest run type in the game and its her only specialty>BRO SMART FALCON IS CRAZY IN CM>Fucking F-- in turf>getting her to A turf means no mile S>trying to minroll turf and bank on rng turf+mile+groundwork with her dogshit inheritance score is lower chances than winning the irl lotteryI'm starting to think the last two CMs were my only hope of ever winning, I'm feeling really lost.
>>540080218married their trainers
>>540080265Nigga what
>>540080265>QoSQuality of Sex?
>>540080119Air Shakur is a cute rat
>>540080119
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>>540080265next week
>>540080327>loses 50% of her career racesworks on my machine
>>540080225Nobody's falling for this gaslight bwo
>>540080304Ok, Tachyon
>>5400803393 arent enough>>540080345Quality of Service>>540080385I hope its true
End closers are so fun to watch, seeing Hishiama zip to first place is so cool to see.
>>540080236
>>540080453hello saar
>>540080265Soon™
>>540080327The fact you want so much S Mile just says you're a shitty toreina, no wonder you can't win with 2 meta umas for this CM. I bet you lost with Golshi last CM too
>>540080327mile S isn't as mandatory here. it's indisputably great to have but you can go without it. most falcons do.
>Proc furious feat at the proper time, so perfect acceleration>Still lose to SuzukaExplain this
>Riko falls off in a few monthsBut like, global has only launched 3 months ago. Are people trying to gaslight perception of time now with how long cards will be useful lmao
All umamusume deserve respect.
I fucking hate the Infirmary
>you can now search for sub legacy skills in doxxuma siteJesus. This website is now officially the STRONGEST friend finder in uma.
>>540080564Why is she like this...
>>540080604This except for the one I hate
>>540080582she is too fast
>>540080554im already using pc and mobile to play
>>540080586My eceleb who I am in a parasocial relationship with said otherwise so I am obliged to parrot it
>>540080453Jesus dude abbreviate it as QOL next time
>>540080327
>>540080781Mama…
Seiun, Oguri and Goldshi is PEAK SOUL in this cup. A true fashion statement!
>>540080140
>Keep losing to front runnersMaybe i should build a blocker afterall...
cute sexual glutton
>>540080780The same eceleb who told you the winning strategy for CM (they lost btw)? You make a good point.
>>540080836When will we get to train the NPC umas?
>>540080937probably just unlucky surely
I'd rather have this as a racing outfit over the bikini...
>>540080781Creek rocking me to sleep with my head between her boobs
>>540080586Im not pulling until Orfevre guts Open league is my home
>>540067535Distance affect cap spd Track type affect acceleration and Style affect wit you retard
>>540080995Aww, she's doing the thing her mom does.
>>540080119>she thinks the saviour of the broken, the beaten and the damned isn't cute
Remember, this game is all about luck>you need luck to roll gacha>you need luck to roll inspiration>you need luck to roll hints>you need luck to roll rainbows>you need luck to roll wit checksNo matter what you do, everything is out of your hands.
>people are pulling before Almond Eyejust asking to be bricked
Is running Late really just a gamble every race?
>Everyone skipped smart falcon and everybody pulled for seiun sky>Yet there's more falcons that seiuns in CM3 lobbiesHow?
This just seems so out of character
HAHA YES
>>540081347WrongWith the power of money you can bruteforce gacha and as many runs as you wantWith the power of chinese bots and cheat engine, you can have inhuman performance leading to you mass producing entire careers.
>>540081510your groundwork sir?
>>540081467How? She's one of the only umas I'd call actually antagonistic.
>>540081510Let's see the blue
i still don't get why people are hyping up Riko as a must-pull.
>>540081569Knowing about CE is a godsendNot using bots tho
>>540081569The Taishin whale didn't teach you anything huh
>>540081467Nips don't care for continuity. Or subtlety. Or quality sometimes.
>>540081458Spooks.
>>540081579I ate it>>540081602...
>>540081619Just the usual gaslight. I trust Seriru more than any gaslight doc slobbering redditards here shilling that card, you don't need it. The next gaslight shill next scenario will be throne btw. Just watch out.
>>540080327just stack as much unreliable accel as possible on a late surger and roll the dice. It's that simple.
i wonder what it's like to own an end runner horse.you'll always have a heart attack watching them race because they'll be dead last and have to make a mega sprint to the finish
>>540081586Seiun is exactly the kind of uma that would let herself into the role of villain just for the lulz
>>540081619Free Stamina with her event
>>540081619Setting up the foundation for the video essay spam next two months.>>540081670>one out of many>>540081467Play the game and watch the event's story
>>540081619You're right. Don't roll
>>540081569Your image choice made this post very amusing for some reason.
>>540081467cats are pieces of shit, it fits
>>540081773Hishiama is still on rate-up if you're curious.
>>540081467Were you not paying attention to the story? VR Kingu and Sky are literally just fake AIs
Who's the gold ship of CM3?
>>540081667are you really stupid enough to think CE won't get banned?
>>540081651This is AI she didn't sneak off to eat the wedding cake first.
>literally no announcement regarding increased carats from dailies and team trials It could have prevented some players from leaving you know
>>540069827>I read FR as "For Real"I hate this zoomer brainrot
>>540081875Late Gambler
>>540081876If I get banned Im freeIts just that simple
>Got a cleric ass wonder healer>All skills are recoveriesBRAVO CYGIMAIs this Uma even usable in any CM?
>>540081619>friend card that gives you 300+ staminawow I wonder what it could be
>>540081510you still need a 2 star in speed/stamina/power for URA Finale 3 to be worth it unless URA 3 is your ONLY white
>>540081890they did gaslight sama....
>>540081956not that alt, but people still use regular ass wonder in JP
>>540081823cute
Do people really cheat in an idol game?
>>540082079Nyes
>>540081127>take left handed and summer runnerRetard
>>540081956Pisces Cup where your uma crawls in a 7200 meter race under cataclysmic rain.
>>540081947i understand that mentality for most gacha but in uma you only have yourself to blame doing more than borrow runs each day
>>540081619>Tazuna, but better>In short races it allows you to run power sparks>In long races it allows you to skip one stam card or once again run power sparksI wonder
>>540081890They were probably waiting to roll them out at the half anniversary and scrambled to push them early. Which means we shouldn’t expect a subsequent upward adjustment at that point.
>>540081619You don't need it babe just keep using that LB0 Super Creek, everyone said it's good for 2 years
I know there are King Halo fans here. I'm going to spam runs with her to grind the stupid event; how do I get this jobber to do well with the dogshit event bonus cards?
>>540081773>mega sprintThat's for late. Optimal end closer is moving up early like Golshi. An end closer already breathing down on a pace/front's neck mid race is scary because it means they already lost. Late has a chance to catch up with best accel, but if front aren't already meters ahead via wit it's over.
>>540082131what if i have left handed, summer runner AND mile S then retard?
question for people skipping Riko: what will you pull for instead?
God damn I'm raising a super uma over here. too bad I got no triple rainbows and a shit summer camp and its already the start of Senior year...
>>540082181I just want to cut down dailies and 3 runs from 2 hours to 1hr and 15 mins. Is that too much to ask?Im not sure why /uma/ is angry at people using CE
>>540080327>loses 50% of races in careertoreina-kun….I run LS careers all the time. If you aren’t switching strategies depending on the competition until late career, you aren’t playing correctly.>S mileif you are banking on a bit more speed over everything else, you really aren’t playing correctly. If Smart Falcope isn’t 1.5-2 paces ahead of the rest of the pack (power/skills) near the final spurt then it doesn’t matter how fast she is.
>>540082220its only like 5% for using actual uma - another whale gift. you're better off spamming ez career like baku. witmax
>>540082228I think he's talking about the actual horses that run in that style IRL and not the game
Now that Smart Falcon and Bakushinfags got exposed as metafags, which umas are the soulful picks?
>>540073826BASED
>>540080327>needing Mile S on front runnerslmao
I ran the Pink one with all my CM3 umas. I don't want to run this shit and brick the affinity for my parent
>>540081890So dailies + class 6 retention (375 carats) = 6 rolls per week? Almost a daily free roll
>>540082595Narita Brian is still dogshit
>>540082595Bakushin (Ace)
>>540082595Oguri no cap!
>>540082421manipulating the game is gonna get you banned, simple as that
>>540082595taiki, grass, and hishiama
Sex. Sex with Umas.
>>540082681I haven't seen a single Bakushin Ace yet
58420634CM3
>>540082145Not now Mayachi, people are watching...
>>540082595Bakushin is still soul. Her affinities are so atrocious that people would rather turn a dirt horse to turf.
>>540074284same, I like Maruzensky but Spe is my fave
>>540082753>gonna>willDo it pussy, Im not scared and just move on to another game
>>540082359>nobody answered because nobody is skipping riko
>>540080327Mile S is winmore for front. All that matters is activating Angling so Front S is far more useful.
>>540082145mayano top sex
>>540081773Most boring Late/End race = Astronomically high T, high octane KINO footage, a feat of raw strength born like a diamond under the sweltering pressure of only the highest gambling stakes.Most exciting Front/Pace race: Gay little stroll in the park, just some tryhard sissies trying to 'outwit' each other for the queen bee spot. If they don't get it on the final corner they just sorta give up and place last.
So for Leo it's summer+right+nonstandard+hanshin+firm?
>>540082220Use Seiun and click stamina a couple times or run stamina parents to survive the jap derby. After that it's all <2000m races besides the 3km one that's there just to fuck with you.
>>540082595I'm settling on a few more Mile sparks so I can feel the pain of training Top Cun for this CM. I will persevere over the pain of her career.
>everyone told everyone to skip falconHow come no one read what her unique does lmao>when youre losing 1st get 1st and activate AAS
>>540082805That turns her on even more
>>540082857good for you i guess, weird way to spend your time getting banned from mp games. Personally i do the warnings for gullible lurkers
>>540082787My random filler that i brought because i don't have 3rd Ace yet won.CM3 is truly an RNG CM.
>>540082595Suzuka the most soulful nige
>>540082595Vodka is the f2pGOD choice. Lates in general are soulful.Pasa is also metashit
>>540083036And I never got banned from counterside and other gachas when I did that, but whatever you jelly
>>540081667cheat engine is a billion times riskier than chinkbots it literally interacts with the game directly
>>540082649Bwo, your Ass Wonder? She has that race as a goal, just do one run with her.
>>540082740sssssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeex
>>540083097>Falco blocks correctly>Both surgers jobAmazing
>>540083174>>540083174>>540083174
>>540083097>Seiun Sky 3rdLmao
>>540083154its a risk im willing to take to cutdown dailies. it be funny if after several years im still here.
>>540082783That's what makes it soulful
>>540083182are you fucking retarded
>>540083147alright so you're probably a troll. Even the most garbage anticheat can detect cheat engine because it doesn't even try to hide. Its not meant for being a fag in mp games
I wonder if TTs will actually get a bit more competitive now that more carats are on the line
>>540082595Grass-chan is objectively the sovl pick
lust...
>>540083392Why are you angry dumb nigger?
