Messenger Edition>Latest Updatehttps://www.deepsilver.com/games/kingdom-come-deliverance-ii/news/patch-14>Legacy of the Forge DLC Infohttps://www.deepsilver.com/games/kingdom-come-deliverance-ii/legacy-of-the-forge>Legacy of The Forge DLC Announce Trailerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcvB6lH-LKI>Upcoming DLCMysteria Ecclesiae: October - December 2025Previous: >>538737414
true love kino
>only 1 more DLC before KCD is over as a franchise>all signs point to it being yet another side quest completely separate from the main story>none of the familiar characters will appear>the ending we got is the final word on everythingI think I'm finally starting to accept it.
>Even the fujos can barely be bothered anymoreGood going Legacy of the Forge
>Could be at the Devils Den right now watching a knife fight and preparing for a marathon fuck session with Hans *sigh*
>>540139749Women love customization, the DLC barely had any. They should've added armor recoloring, or the ability to add trimmings.
Did they just release a patch for all these bugs? Can I finally play dice again?
patch notes bros and fujos https://www.deepsilver.com/games/kingdom-come-deliverance-ii/news/hotfix-141tldr dice still not fixed
>>540147125>Fixed The Master’s Game not completing properly when refusing to play with the wife. I wonder if this does anything.
>>540142909That table is perfect for bending Hans over and fucking him, what a missed opportunity
Has the patch gone out on Steam or is this only for console?
>>540146624
I will launch this patch and if I can play dice with Boris I will report back, and if I can't I'll be saltier than a slavic salt mine the day after a 'pickle, angel wings, and cum' celebration.
>>540147125>- Fixed the selling-chest not selling during the first day following a load. Wait is that why Magdalena is incapable of selling anything?
>>540152017Stop bullying her she's a pensioner, her legs don't work so good no more.
>>540152505Strong enough to wrap them around Fly.
>>540138563Hes fake martin as well no?
>>540139749They just needed to keep spammimg fat pregnant hans whos got raped but they stopped
How do you see if you downloaded the update or not on Steam?
>>540149129>tableyou mispelled the picnic mat at the garden
>>540153979Steam games automatically update when you launch the games, if it immediately plays it means you have already updated it
>Henry! How long as you going to make me yell for?!FOR FUCKING EVER YOU OLD FREELOADING BITCHDEATH TO LANDLORDS
>>540154243I still don't have the option to play him =/
>>540150764Dice status: Yes. Dicebros, our jihad has ended.
>>540155184Where did you find him?
>>540155239He drinks in the basement of the Emperor Charles (North West), that's where I saved, loaded in, option was there. He goes there after work.
>>540156401Thanks, I'll have to check later.
>>540154407>A women came by looking to surprise her husband with a new blade she says he drives wag->SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU WORTHLESS CUNT YOUR HUSBAND WAS PROBABLY GLAD TO DIE JUST FOR SOME PEACE AND QUIET!
>>540153874I'm still here I just lurk now
>>540160461SameNeed new content to motivate meKcd3 it seems
>>540147125Dice is still broken for me, I give up with this shit. See you guys whenever dlc 3 drops if we're still alive by then.
I don't know whether to make my combat outfit look worldly, scruffy and unassuming, or armored, shiny and impressive...
>>540175030Canon is mid tier, well maintained but visible damage he can't fix
Brod still isn't spawning for me. FUCK.
I feel like they fucked up and reset the smithing progress. I'm level 30 prestige and I've gotten requests for horseshoes and now a hunting blade.
>>540175030black knight if you're romancing Hansshiny and impressive if you're romancing Rosascruffy and unassuming if you're romancing Katherinesimple if you're romancing Theresa
So apparently you could've gotten the Kuttenberg helm from one of the blacksmithing masters if you chose "give me better materials" instead of more rep/prestige. Fuck me. Maybe he'll have it on him or in a chest.
I genuinely just tried to attack Magdalena, only to find out it's not allowed.She fucking came into my room right as I woke up to yell that duty calls.I'd have already gone back to the Emperor Charles Inn if it wasn't for my pet raven.
>>540152017>>540152505I'm sure that was part of it but I've had much better luck getting items to sell when I have a dozen or so in the chest at all times opposed to one or two like I had. They're selling much faster, very nearly an item per day.>>540153706Yes and it took me way longer than it should have squinting at him to realize. Until he spoke again I was convinced someone had made the horrible choice to de age Martin for the cutscene and make him fat in his youth lol.>>540175030>>540177032I try to go for what this anon said more or less in Kuttenburg. A full matching set, all tier 3, but nothing overly fancy or well finished. Something Henry could realistically acquire but not a full noble suit that he would likely need to have custom ordered. (Although Henry can afford a top tier horse in game so what's a custom suit of armor at that point but a drop in the bucket?) Rule of thumb I use for my immersion when I play is to try not to dress fancier or use better armor than my social betters, mainly Hans. I want to look decently well equipped so as not to embarrass the lords of Leipa as their man at arms, but not so well as to show up my lord or come across as someone trying to overstate their social standing. Trosky I wear whatever I can find bandit/mercenary style.
>>540190304DUTY CALLS HENRY I HAVE ANOTHER USELESS HORSESHOE COMMISSION FOR YOU
>>540147384Only if you had that particular bug. If The Master's Game broke through literally any other means, then it's still broken and you can't progress the dice quest.
The dice quest is no longer in my journal despite me not having that specific bug mentioned in the patch notes. I'll give an update if I get the task again in the morning (in game morning).
>>540202850False alarm I'm drunk and forgot I just un highlighted it.
For me it's clinch bullying Emmeram every time I'm matched against him.
Nice hotfix faggots
Huh, I guess Peter of Suchdol was right. Poor guy was right all along.
>>540206110His fault for helping Von Bergow escape.
>>540207042I meant the Peter who had severe anxiety in Suchdol.
>>540207201Oh yeah...that guy...
>>540207201The guy from the thunderstone quest. He was afraid Sigismund was going to attack Suchdol. Little did he know...
Is there anyway to get rid of the stupid repeatable fisticuffs quests? I have no idea why they're showing up as actual quests. It's really annoying.
>>540208897You could murder the people involved.
>>540209016Damn, that's a good idea. Do they respawn and will I need them later on?
Apparently if you avoid killing the 2 bandits that show up to harass the herb woman in the prologue then they eventually become decent fighters and get assigned to your squad in the final siege.If you kill them, then you end up with a couple of random terrified peasants instead.
>>540209067I don't think anyone with a proper name respawns.
>>540209191Yeah they hang out at the Devil's Den before the siege too. They have a few nice little backstory lines. It's fun keeping them and the Skalitz gate guards alive through the whole siege. They talk to each other about Henry after.
>>540209191>>540209448Oh and one of them is wounded outside of Klara's room during the Nebakov siege.
Fucking finally!
>>540210347FUCK, it's for legs...
>>540205567skill issue you literally can pray and drink wine
>>540212071This. This is just monk-maxing as you make wine alongside your daily prayers, thus creating all the benefits of a monastery with none of the hassle of having to maintain the grounds. Young monks like to live small, and that's a good thing.
I liked the clock repair scene but it felt like they were doing a bit how they didn't animate a single second of the clock actually being repaired and our only indication of what is going on the entire time is just a profanity laden stream of consciousness. I think it works and it is funnier that way.
>>540142909Pa never said blacksmithing could be this...lonely...
>>540215354If only he had a bratty blond nobleman to keep him company.
>>540215354>>540217707Someone henry will be actually happy to excite with his immaculate form
>>540218013enter
>>540218013And rivers of sweat, as he puts it.
>>540207201If I remember right if you fully cure him in the best ending Henry advises him to start a local militia to defend the village. That advice almost certainly got every man in the village killed
>>540138563I started the game wanting to main a warhammer but every discussion I checked says that they suck compared to swords, and I'm already getting the shit kicked out of me while using a sword. Is that really true?
>>540241268KCD1 or 2? Use whatever you want in KCD1. In 2 yes, only swords can do master strike. Do the combat training side quest with Tomcat.
>>540241268KCD requires stats, equipment, and player skill in order to excel in combat. You need all 3. You can't have just 1 or 2.Before I mention anything else you'll want to find Tomcat and learn the essential combat maneuvers from him. You'll also want to look around for combat trainers as you play the game and unlock as many combos as possible.The issue you're going to face using heavy weapons is that at some point you're going to be facing multiple opponents and you won't have the option to dump all your stamina into breaking through one guy's guard. In those situations swords are king because they can master strike for guaranteed hits without wasting any stamina.If you are going to use hammers then you're going to want to keep an eye on your stamina and recover whenever it reaches half capacity. And in general you always want to be looking for chances to train your stats up and get better gear. Spamming practice duels and clearing bandit camps for a bit is a fine way of doing that.
>hotfix breaks more than it fixes>doesn't even fix the most complained about glitcheswhy
I play KCD and I keep accidentally murdering people instead of simply stealing from them once I knock them out
For those that got their dice radiant quest fixed, what's the deal? Was there anything good? Dice tournament? I'm guessing the new mother of pearl die comes from that but was there anything else at all?
>>540263631nobody knows because it actually didn't get fixed for anyone
>>540255230Kill them, Henry. Kill them all. Kill them for me.>>540263631Playing dice with boris lead me to go murdering some bitches for another master, I only got so far as to prepare to head back. Seems to be critical path or one of the main quests, have not unlocked daily smithing quests yet, maybe I do after this.
Guys. . tis page 10 tyme. . .
>oh you figured out how to progress main story-line differently than supposed to? not bad! here is your reward, you locked yourself out of this fun contentthis game is so fucking frustrating sometimes
>>540281706legacy of the forge unironically killed us
>>540287212I can't lie getting through this DLC is the first time I've found either game genuinly tedious. The main mission only took a few hours and leveling the forge feels Skyrim radiant quest tier
>>540292721I was hype about getting more smithing content, but I expected being able to forge more gear (categories I mean, not uniques, honestly the uniques are pretty neat besides how ridiculously long do they take to unlock). But what I didn't expect was just having some old coot yelling in my ear every day about how I have to forge a shitty knife for pennies and needing to travel the same set of stairs 4 fucking times to get the job done.
>>540293476Take the modpill, get the one that auto adds smithing supplies while at your forge.
>>540293864Even if I didn't have to travel it up and down constantly for materials, I wouldn't wanna do the forging minigame for less than at least 2000 groschen. It got old fast.
>>540292721I would be more forgiving if it wasn't buggy as fuck on top of being tedious. Literally all of the bugs I reported to support except for the alchemy bench weren't fixed in the hotfix.
I didn't know people back then were so open about... you know... that lifestyle.
save us mpreg fujos
>>540321942I CAN HEAR ITI CAN HEAR THE LINEGET OUT OF MY HEADGET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
>>540321942I wonder if I can force the Excalibur quest guy to appear if I kill Magdalena via console command
>use save and exit in the prologue to save without schnapps>pick every bandit's pocket to level up thievery>throw rocks at bird nests to get lockpicks near herbwoman's house>lockpick her chest to steal all her herbs>brew a million potions to level alchemy>create Henry's Fox potions for 50% xp bonus on everything before even leaving the prologueIs this the intended way to play the game
>>540326591As long as you don't criticize people for playing the way they want, who gives a shit.
>>540336358This. I roleplay SUPER hard when it comes to gear, choices, and dialogue but I save scum like a motherfucker and use mods like trough washing supreme, free saving, free fast travel, and weight limit mods without a second thought. The devs openly support mods. There isn't a "correct" way to play, even in vanilla, and that's what makes a real rpg a real rpg.
I've actually never seen a cool looking Henry outfit that wasn't modded.
>>540346557What makes a "cool" Henry outfit in your opinion?
>>540347401A consistent theme is all I really want. Nothing blends well together. It's all jarring no matter what combination of items you equip. All of the NPCS get custom unobtainable equipment that was actually made to look good where as Henry never gets anything of the sort.
>>540346557Canon outfit used in the trailers is cool to me
>>540322094
>>540367716is Magdalena the most hated NPC?
>>540375218Maybe I haven't played enough but I don't see why. I only come to her funhouse mansion when I intend to participate in the DLC stuff, otherwise I ride on by. She can yell all she wants, I'm deep innawoods slurping down entire deer the same way ordinary men eat grapes.
>>540292721I just dislike how long it takes to sell anything at all from the chest.. the little dopamine rush quickly gets tiring
Does anyone know what this is? Nobody knows what it is
>>540378372Isn't that the quest where you find him in Trosky while he's poaching? I did it a few weeks ago but I don't remember getting anything from him so I guess they just changed it.
>>540326591>create Henry's Fox potions for 50% xp bonus on everything before even leaving the prologueI wouldnt do this if I were you since vanilla xp gains are very quick already and your henry is going to max out long before you finish even half the content. If its your first playthrough its likely going to harm your enjoyment. Honestly vanilla pacing and progression shouldve just been like hardcore with the numbskull modifier, xp gains in kcd 2 vanilla are too generous and not well tuned to the amount of content imo
>need to speak to Chenyek to finish that quest where you feed the hobos with sausages>can't do it because he is sleeping despite it being the middle of the dayUhm... is that a bug or is that dude supposed to have a weird ass sleeping rhythm?
I got that illiterate bandits needing help writing a letter quest and it was honestly thr funniest quest ive ever had... only for them to attack me and it ended anticlimactically by me killing them and delivering the letter, and the recipient to be just "huh? What letter?"Was there more to it?
>>540383140I believe bc they expected people to beeline main quest... too many people having trouble with that runt fight in kcd1
>>540385602anytime you ask yourself "is this a bug" the answer is yes
>>540391604Missed a speech check somewhere.
>>540392373>too many people having trouble with that runt fight in kcd1I fucking two shot the guy on my original playthrough. I would say they should massively buff the HP of all "bosses" but if people are already struggling then IDK what they can do other than adding a fucking difficulty slider.
>>540367716Kind of got to give it to them. I found most of the KCD villains after Runt a bit uninteresting. Toth was just some guy in the intro I'd forgotten about by the time of the big reveal, Bergow was some smug asshole who kept losing, Erik is some butt hurt rape victim with stokholm syndrome, and Sigismund is actually pretty chill. But With Magdelena they created the perfect unlikable, unkillable hate sink in the form of a horny pensioner
>>540393087Its cuz the main quest seemed urgent and many are timed, many meet him around lv 8
>>540385602>>540392910Nvmd, I just punched him to wake him up lol.
Guys you know magdalena is warhorse attempt to give henry a mother figure dont be mean to her
>>540394721Did that not aggro him? Damn
>>540394768People who you've known for a few hours and already start acting like you should treat them like your own mother/father are some of the most annoying dipshits on earth.
>>540394768I'd sooner have Henry's schizophrenia induced vison mum judging me for killing bandits again than this
>>540394768She doesn't act remotely motherly to Henry. Fuck this ungrateful old hag. Just tell me the name of Henry's real mother and fuck off.
>>540395017>>540395343>>540395830Did i forget the memo or what why do you guys hate her kek>>540395343Lmaoo all i can agree with is that this DLC is mediocre story wiseNothing is hinted at all and suddenly shes too eager to tell me about flys dick
>>540398638>Did i forget the memo or what why do you guys hate her kekHer one point to exist in this DLC was to give us passive income by the sales chest which is/was bugged and made it seem like she steals from youYou have no choice SHE WILL live in the shop with youShe constantly bombards you with unwanted filler quests that aren't worth itOccasionally comes into your room to do soWhile Henry can't bring his love interest back she's apparently getting fucked all around the place by her dead husbands former studentIts genuinely like she was set up for the player to hate
>>540398638Every time she starts yelling at me that there's a blacksmith commission she grinds on my nerves so fucking hard.
>Showing up to the Farkas negotiation meeting with Kubyenka, Adder, Mikesh, Kozliek, Arne, Jan, Tugbone and the Mesoles mercenaries:
>>540410348Henry put more effort into prepping for that minor sidequest than he did anything else in the game. They could have stormed the Italian Court with that army.
>>540411558Fr though I laughed when my army shows up and Farkas is like "...why though."
>>540410348What happens if you betray the knight?
>>540394937It did, but I immediately talked to him about the quest, and then he was chill again kek.
>>540398638>doesn't sell anything in the sales chest>doesn't help around the forge at all besides breaking into my bedroom to sweep the already clean floor>only finds useless commissions for me instead of fucking off and letting Horst of Lishkov spawn>doesn't even deliver her commissions that I do>won't let Hans move in with me for daily sex even though I single-handedly revived her forge and saved her life>fucks my apprentice on company timeI have no reason to like Magdalena and I won't pretend otherwise
>>540416561>How do I stop my housekeeper from chasing my boyfriend away?>My landlady keeps telling me that I am living in sin, while she fucks outside of marriage, how do I show her I'm a good Christian?>My landlady hits me with a broom every morning after I sleep in the same bed as my boyfriend, and now my boyfriend says the marks are from him>My landlady is keeping me and my boyfriend up at night screaming in orgasm and it is ruining the mood, is there a way to forge a sound isolating wall?
So apparently they disabled both perk allocation and takedowns in the prologue.Apparently they got really mad about people killing everyone in the prologue and decided to remove fun from their single player game.
>>540139530fpbp
>>540410348I had the exact same thought when I did the quest lmao.>>540411558>>540411717I wish more quests took advantage of whether or not you had already done other quests. It was extremely immersive showing up with all my bros.
Why do the miners in Kuttenberg talk like Jamaicans?
>>540435921Watchu pippin' about sonny?
>>540435921I really enjoy how they use accents and dialect to enhance the characterization of different types of npcs. It reminds me of the Redwall series how different species would have different dialects to convey what their culture was like. The moles were the miners in those books. RIP Brian Jacques.
AUDENTES FORTUNA IUVAT
>>540446574Warhorse's take on ancient Rome would be cool. Crusades are still my dream but if Kuttenburg was already pushing the engine Idk if that's reasonable. At the same time I don't see why they couldn't just do multiple, smaller maps. Assuming travel between them was as easy as it is in KCD2 I don't think people would mind. I certainly wouldn't.
>>540447179>Warhorse's take on ancient Rome would be cool.As long as they let me be a cool ass gladiator that yells AUDENTES FORTUNA IUVAT every time I'm about to end some mf.
mpreg bump
>>540447179>fastest way to make money is to raid barbarians and take their women as slaves
>>540423309????What prologue? All scenes before trosky pillory?
From what I've seen Hardcore mode is just a giant waste of time.They disable all the features whose only purpose is to save you time. Inconvenience is not difficulty.
>>540455863I feel the same way I've never had any desire to play it.
>>540447179They already said they're not interested in the Crusades.
>>540455863I like it a lot personally, but I don't mind traversing the map back and forth and enjoy planning routes/navigating.The punchable face combined with the slower xp gains modifiers actually does a lot to increase difficulty. And if you take all debuffs you will definitely have to put a ot more effort into passing skill checks than before in early game. I think it makes the pacing of the game a lot better due to delayed xp.
Turns out in 2019 Warhorse made a KCD Christmas greetings video with a hilariously unhinged Nativity scene. >baby Jesus Henry>Ma and Radzig as Mary and Joseph (sucks for Martin)>Angel Hans>Lady Stephanie creeping in to rob the cradle>Istvan and Erik visiting just because https://youtu.be/vPwp-ikiE20?si=q3rXPwIE1wgbJ1lV
>>540467840That's hilarious, it's so cursed.>>Ma and Radzig as Mary and Joseph (sucks for Martin)I mean, putting Martin as Joseph would make Radzig god and probably be even worse.
>>540394385Yeah runt was greatThey really fucked it up by not making markvart more a big deal in kcd2, his encounter is even optional. Might be a minor issue if theres a big gap between two games, but playing kcd2 immediately after kcd1 makes it a glaring issue like warhorse randomly changed priority which is understandable bc its a different game technically but as a direct sequel the lack of markvart is underwhelming
>>540467840>Theresa dancing with GodwinTheresabros...
>>540395830I know warhorse hates writing women but Ma not even having a name this far into the franchise is so dumb. Wish they'd give her some backstory but I know they'd just fuck it up anyway.
>>540479538It would be accurate, though. Joseph usually isn't considered the main dad.
>>540467840>Angel HansHansbros keep winning
>>540492184>henry as the devil>hans as the angelWhat does warhorse mean by this?
>>540435921It's meant to be Geordie (accent of the inhabitants of Northern England near Newcastle and the Tyne river) which was one of the big UK mining centres for hundreds of years. Selling Coals to Newcastle is a semi-famous phrase that someone's just done something incompetent and unnecessary, and yeah while I'm impressed at Warhorses knowledge of British industrial history the actual execution of it in game is even worse than the real Geordie accent.
>>540493563I looked up a YT video, thanks I hate it.
H-how can I still hear her? Did they patch it so she just keeps yelling from across the map unit you respond?
>>540497759>In Trosky>The sky darkens and clouds rolls in>The earth starts shaking>From a distance a booming voice can be heard>HENRY HOW LONG ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE ME YELL
>>540500225>Everyone away from the old lady>... but deliver us from evil...
Some cunt in Raborsch wants a bearded axe. Its about half a day there and back and he's only going to pay me roughly 300-350 groshen. Are Warhorse taking the piss with this quest design?
>>540505404I had that same one, some random guard on the street. I was so pissed. It was a full day trip to deliver the fucking axe. And I was wondering, how the fuck did this guy go to Kuttenberg and tell Magdalena what she wanted and then went all the way back that fast?
>>540492402Cosmic harmony, that’s what.
>>540497759I hate this hag so much it's unreal
>>540492402angel Hans is made for rape and corruption by devil Henry, it's quite simple really
Did they mess with dice weights again?
They definitely fucked something up with ranged hits. It's like they're bypassing armor or something now.
>>540539657They've implemented a lot of anti-fun changes.What they haven't done is added any of the things people asked for.
I have been in the Kuttenberg region for quite some time now, and haven't had a single random encounter on that map yet - are they just super rare there, or is this a bug? Or is there some kind of side quest that blocks random encounters from happening until you complete it?
>>540555835Probably a bug, you're supposed to be having quite a lot of encounters. I usually get one on average when travelling between towns.
>My room at the Emperor Charles Inn+Luxurious+Comfy bed+Nice table with food+Can go down to the common areas to socialize+Nice view from window+Can play dice for big bucks-Feels a bit impersonal and like a random location Henry wouldn't feel all that attached to-Pretty far distance from the nearest baths>The Devil's Den+The gang is here!+Waking up and having Godwin or Hans or whoever give you a "Good morning!" prompt feels amazing+All the necessary services, baths, alchemist, smithy, training ground, shooting ground+/-Can play dice, but only for fun, the local player is poor as shit+/-Have to share room with Capon (many of you will consider that a pro)-No real shops like in Kuttenberg-Far away from Kuttenberg>Magdalena's forge+Can customize looks+Gives honey+Can acquire several amenities like drying racks+Has two mini-shops+Krabat+/-Baths moderately nearby, and you need to do a quest to unlock them, but it is a fun quest-Alchemy table bugged to fucking hell-Might not have to share your room, but it sure af is not your house-No dice players nearby-Useless for actually making money, you will NEVER get a return on investment from upgrading and customizing it-Standza banging Magdalena's hag ass right in the next room-HENRY, DUTY CALLS-HENRY, COME HERE-HENRY, HOW LONG ARE YOU GONNA MAKE ME YELL?
>>540557634You also forgot to mention that when Magdalena dies, the forge ends up going to Fly.
>Henry COME HEREShe calls us the same way we do Mutt.
https://www.nexusmods.com/kingdomcomedeliverance2/mods/2441?tab=descriptionThe solution has been found.
>>540569276>wanting to ruin Rosa and Katherine by model swapping them with the annoying old crone who makes your life hellwhy
>>540569276That's pretty cool. I guess there's a mod that replaces Standa with Hans too.
>>540569672There's a no voice edit and he even removed the lines they have with Standa.
>>540569276>>540569735>https://degmods.com/profile/nprofile1qqswv8m8nuc98zryjekq2n9gtcrhhslq0msregna27ue2j3e59xcnlq572mg8?et=Loli%2CGore%2CPolitics>My mods, that have been removed from this sodomite site.lmao based
The weapon mounting feature carries the player room for me. It isn't just a nice, well furnished room but a reminder of my journey. I have Menhart's sword, my shields, Von Aulitz's sword, and Hans' bow hanging up. It almost feels like a small museum exhibit.
>>540557634I almost never go to devils denNot sure why devils den isnt just the hole with underground vault if they really need a shady innIts so far from anywhere else
To guarantee Martin Quality Bearded Axes every time:-BLOW it exactly 17 times-POUND it with your HAMMER 25 times each side
>>540575536Sigismund already ordered a whole district of Kuttenberg burned to the ground on the suspicion that they had one single spy there, imagine if he found out the Hole in the Wall hosted a full group of them. And Kuttenberg is crawling with Sigismund's servants to the point Liechtenstein has to live in a cellar. Whereas the Devil's Den is just the Mos Eisley cantina and nobody wants to go check it out because it's both dangerous and worthless (or so they think).
>>540575536It would work a lot better as a hub if the kuttenberg map had more content in the countryside and small villages. Most small towns only have 1-2 side quests to pick up there and they feel very minor and never really start quest chains. It would've been nice to have more quests focused on superstitous peasants in the countryside and hunting like in kcd1. They could've utilized the second map better imo, the space is there but there's a lack of things to do outside of kuttenberg and sigismund camp imo, and the game can feel a bit dead outside of those locations.Honestly I kind of wish we could get a dlc with a new protag that is focused more on peasant life and building yourself up from nothing in the world, would be a good way to utilize more of the map and get more of a fresh kcd experience without waiting at least half a decade for a new game
fat and pregnant hans
Its okay lets gossip about the fandom
This game is very gayI mean even some of the bad guys are called CUMans
>>540138563I'm about to start playing the first kingdom come what am I in for? Any tips?
>>540621325EnjoyIf you really want a tip, you can choose the target zone for stabs, and stabbing unprotected face is really strong
>>540621325Learn master strike from Bernard asapDon't sex StephanieSave every 5 minutes because of bugs and crashesDon't do FTA DLC until post-game
>>540625440>>540625992Ok, so immediately I spent the first hour trying to find Kunesh, and then he beat my ass and decided to go inside his house and discovered I can loot his chest but I need a lockpick from Fritz which I can't find now.I'm really liking how there's a buncha ways to do things I think but I hate trying to find the NPCs.
>>540625992>Don't sex StephanieWhy give this as advice?There are no downsides and it's literally canon now.
>>540621325If you want to have an easy time and swim in money, start leveling up your lockpicking and sneaking skills early on so you quickly reach the point where you can easily rob stores to make several thousands in a single night.It's a bit game-breaking tho since it makes money completely meaningless for you.
>>540621325Don't give up, you're meant to be a weak shitter at the start. Henry is a total bitch until you reach Bernard and start your training. Enjoy the early game suffering, it quickly snowballs into super EZ mode.
>>540621325You are far away from there, but keep in mind that at some point you will meet a certain pastor in a pub. Do whatever he wants you to do and be friendly to him, otherwise you will miss out on one of the funniest side quests in gaming history.
>>540625440No matter how late into game you are, it is normal to have your ass kicked by a group of villagers.
>My niece Jitka will take Young Lord Capon as her husbandI didn't catch that my first playthrough.
>>540630519>There are no downsidesSTDs, she's a whore who fucks any willing peasant, Divish is a bro who doesn't deserve to be cheated on>it's literally canon nowlol lmao even
>>540638793Let me guess, you are one of those peasants she did NOT fuck.A bass player of peasantry.
>>540639923Theresa over the used goods of Talmberg every time
>>540641815You are supposed to do both (at the same time)
>>540643078That's a sin
Magdalena's herald.
Why didn't they give us a 2 handed warhammer?
>>540638793They treat it as an open secret, and to their credit they do try to undo the implied hurt to Divish by implying he not only knew about it, but wanted it to happen. So everyone knows Henry did it wink wink, and even Divish is like ah yes "my" son wink wink. It's as nice as it's gonna get but Stephanie was still predating on a young scared man. Buncha sickos in that castle I tell you hwhat.>>540652515>Why didn't they give us a 2 handed warhammer?Time and development creating new animations, same reason they didn't add spears.>But why didn't they just use the polearm animation set?This is Anon they're on to me I need immediate extraction
>>540652515small indie developer
>>540662096Only Hans implies that Henry is the one who knocked up Stephanie, everyone else just implies that she's a whore and anyone could be the father
What horror mods are available? Do current modding tools even allow for modifying hired hands into bloody zombies or anything?>inb4 basic bitch pumpkin spice halloween fag
>>540679442I've been begging for a horror mod since the first game. Also, I briefly thought this was one of my screenshots. Guess we had a similar idea.
>>540679442>>540683424I ultimately decided to try to evoke that one loading screen image I really like.
A kind girl offers you some wine.Do you accept?
>>540684956>ordinary winea child could be more convincing at this
>>540684956>>540685525Is it modern roofie culture that makes us skeptical of such propositions, or would a medieval man be equally on guard?
>>540625440>>540625992>>540630717>>540631676>>540632302Based anons.I got to Talmberg now and I'm very much hooked with the plot currently.
>>540696627I usually go poaching route (traders aren't poor in the first game and when you sell them goods, they resell them and get more money, so poaching is very profitable, I used to sell everything to a horse trader)But now I kinda want to try a murderhobo style
>>540685851Depends on who you drank with I guess. I think they'd be less into roofie culture and more into getting poisoned to death culture.
I wish they updated the first game to a new engine, it's a really good game but it could use antialiasing
>>540684956all NPCs with this hairstyle are too ugly to fuck
This game is so fucking wild I'm having a fucking blast>got to the part where Theresa nursed me back to health>Miller tells me to go graverob as payment>I agree>on the way to Rattay I tried to rob clean the bathhouse but a wench spotted me>managed to run away but the guards over at Rattay apparently have heard of my theft even though it has not been 5 minutes since the crime>agreed to jail time>got released inside Rattay>tried to rob everything within vicinity>got spooted yet again and this time by a guard>agreed to jail time again>got incarcerated for a week>after release, i feel weak and shit so I went back to Miller's house to save and rest>ok time to pay him back I say to myself>go all the way to Rattay again and some thugs by the gate intercepted me saying that should pay my debt to Miller>i said i can't pay right now even though i totally can>they told me they can wait for a bit>went inside Rattay trying to look for where to buy food>went towards an alleyway and another set of Miller's thugs corner me>told them I can't pay yet>they proceeded to try and beat my ass>managed to fight them off and extorted money from them both>barely clinging to life a run back to the bathhouse and get "healed">on the way to the grave to get the ring now
>Install the 50% dmg reduction mod>Do all of the side quests, hit 30 in most combat skills>Still getting maybe one combo off before they die>Not even using poisons or any of the decoctionsGuess I'll have to try 75% now, they really should've added a difficulty slider.
>>540730405Have the same experience. Skill level shouldn't affect your damage as much as it does, I'd rather have to dunk on Kuttenberg beggars 2-3 times for them to die, than just one-shot guys in full plate. Otherwise it loses all meaning. There's an argument to use worse and worse gear, but not that many low quality weapons are that cool.
>Some thug begs me to spare him>Tell him I let him go if he gives me everything he has>He agrees and gives me some groschen and stuff>Shoot him with an arrow in the back as soon as he runs away, like usual>Find out that he didn't give me everything and still had one groschen and some walnuts on himFucking liar. Doesn't he know that lying is a sin?
>Man named Black from Sigismund's camp wants nothing to do with the woman he impregnatedWhat did Warhorse mean by this?
>>540724441We got another one
>>540685851Nah henry is just too retarded
>>540139749No mods even.
>Some guy in Kuttenberg asks me for help>While talking, he steals 50 groschens from me and runs away>chase him>He stops at a house where his buddies wait for him, and they attack me>There's no way I can defeat those heavily armored guys in a fist fight, so I run away to the nearest guard>The guard starts fighting these dudes>Two other guards also join the fight>For some retarded reason, a random civilian also joins the fight>mfw I accidentally started a mass brawl in the middle of the cityIt's weird random stuff like this what makes the game so fun.
>>540724441>go all the way to Rattay again and some thugs by the gate intercepted me saying that should pay my debt to MillerWait what, this never happened to me, I didn't know this was a thing. Not to mention the debt is to herbalist, not the miller. You literally sleep in the same room as miller, why would he send thugs after you
>>540772145Yoer going ta pay yoer debts, or keep on yackin', yoe hoersonn?
>>540764572Huh, I have always stopped him before he can get too far, didn't know there's more to it
