Buck Broken Edition>News09/09/2025: Kaytoted BTFO'd by C&D, Ascension took over Epoch their player count keeps declining.30/08/2025 : Blizzard is taking legal action against Turtle. This doesn't stop the server, but it may impact some individuals working for Turtle under US jurisdiction ( https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.cacd.985127/gov.uscourts.cacd.985127.1.0.pdf )17/08/2025 : Turtle's new realm Ambershire is out along Epoch's Kezan, Gurubashi and Menethil!>Released Servers ranked by current global popularityTurtle WoW - https://turtle-wow.org (Vanilla+)Project Epoch - https://www.project-epoch.net/ (Vanilla+)Warmane - https://www.warmane.com/ (TBC, WOTLK, MoP)Ascension - https://ascension.gg/en (Classless, Reborn Classic+, Custom Classes/CoA, Epoch)Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (MoP, pre-patch and WoD areas in near future)Mistblade 3 (Sheilun) - https://stormforge.gg/en (MOP Progressive)Chromiecraft - https://www.chromiecraft.com/en/ (PVE, progressive)Netherwing - https://stormforge.gg/en (TBC Progressive)>GuildsTo join a guild, type /who g-"Guild Name" to see who's online, and whisper anyone for an invite once you're above level 5.<Evil> - Turtle WoW, Ambershire realm, crossfaction, /wpsg/'s guild<Branded> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire realm, crossfaction, /heals/'s guild (ERP) >>>/trash/heals<Full Moon Company> - Turtle WoW, Nordanaar realm, crossfaction<Totally Nice Dudes> - Bronzebeard+, Ascension, whisper Kott>TurtleAll Turtle addons (copy & paste github links on the launcher) - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/AddonsMisc - https://database.turtle-wow.org | https://talents.turtle-wow.org | https://twow.link/classchanges | https://turtle-timer.vercel.app>Mods, Tutorials and /wpsg/ Creationshttps://pastebin.com/4Awe3bxX>Previous Thread>>540013045
Why do Indian people ate Evil so much
This is Permalocked, the GM of <Branded>.She will be joining <Evil>'s Molten Core raid.Be nice.
I'm not in any guild so I win.
>>540159595OH NO NO NO NO NO
This is Meradith of <Branded> and she will also be joining <Evil> in Molten Core.
>>540159804I'm glad I left this fucking shit.
>>540159432>bragging about a BRD runwhat?
Tauri.1 week until WoD.You join.Now.We kill AGP freaks and ERPers with dull machetes.
>>540159595>>540159804wish I rolled horde so I could gank these niggers forever
>two chaste individuals will be joining evilfinally, evil has too many coomers.
>>540159595>Do you want to know more?
who fucking cares man
>>540159947You ERPd with FMC members multiple times
>>540160041>>540159804>>540159595These fucking trannies are disgusting.>>540160148You are a tranny too.
>>540159947but is anyone playing?
>>540159804>>540159992Their buttholes are ready for you, stud.
>>540159947>willingly replaying WoDbut why
whats weird is (You) knowing this is what they do and have fun doing, in private, not bothering anyone or forcing anyone into it, downloading turtlerp and trying to "expose" them or embarrass them or whatever you're even trying to do, you deranged schizo. i now understand why trannies and twitter faggots use the word "obsessed" so much
>>540160148>>540160265You like this crap?
I've never played an expansion beyond MoP and I dropped that in 15 minutes.Vanilla-WOTLK is all you need.
>>540160498SL and DF had shit story but peak gameplay
>>540160498Vanilla and Wrath are dogshit. MoP is the peak. Everything post-WoD isn't worth touching.
Cata was dogshit. MoP is unplayable. That RFC redesign is a joke, I don't need to see any more.
>>540160857>That RFC redesign is a jokeLmao this nigga thinks OG RFC is something to praise hahahaha. This is why no one takes tranilla troons seriously.
>>540160436>in privateThey’re public profiles.
>>540161067You need an addon to see them.
>>540161096I already had the addon.They’re public profiles.The information is transmitted through public chat channels.
I don't play horde, so I generally don't care about RFC, but the design choices which led to that joke redesign, the brains behind that expansion, have nothing to offer the world. They cannot produce value.
This is why nobody likes you, /wpsg/.
>doesn't play the game>it's bad becauseOkay.
>>540161218You specifically have to tick the "Show NSFW Profiles" box too. Otherwise they won't show for you.Anon...
You like MoP because you have no discernment or taste. You're low class.
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It's all so tiresome
>Epoch devs abandoned ship like rats, no real plan or roadmap for future changes and updates>Turtle feels like shit after touching Epoch due to its ancient client>I still have an itch to play classic+ wowFuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckNow what?
Turtle feels fine, redditard.
>>540162169BBC+ soon. Tauri soon.
>>540162326No it doesn't, and I feel like a guy with 3 level 60 characters there from its boom era in 1.16.
>>540162070I downloaded it a long time ago while playing on Nord so I don’t have the new nsfw thing.They’re public profiles.
so I assume ALL of you niggers at 60 are fully completely pre-bis, with all consums farmed, all attunes right?because if I spend 3 days asking "hey who still needs X for prebis, who needs Y for prebis come lets make a party" and I get 0 responses IN 3 DAYS then surely its just me that still needs gear and you guys are all in full 0.5 set right?
>>540162717Shut up stupid
>>540162717I'm still leveling and I'm planning on taking my time. I'm in no rush to get in those early raids that are bound to be failures.
>>540159595>>540159804>>540160041>>540160265
>>540162832<branded>'s inner circle...
>>540159595>>540159804>>540160041>>540160265This shit just makes me feel sad.
>>540162717kekpeople will be in green and blue in your mc with not a single consumable or enchant
>>540162801yeah sure I mean, if you're lvl 1-50 I dont expect you to join a brd group, but if you're 60 and I see you're in elwynn all day, erping in goldshire most likely, it doesnt inspire confidence
>>540162169>Turtle feels like shit after touching Epoch due to its ancient clientI don't get this. It works better than classic release, which used actual modern client. What exactly you don't like about it? Did you install vanillafixes, enabled tweaks, mods, shagutweaks? It's all in the launcher.
>>540162334Bronzebeard was looking promising until I read the Mystic enhancements section:https://ascension.gg/en/news/bronzebeard-warcraft-reborn-the-next-chapter-unfolds/497Straight up funserver garbage even worse than SoD that made me lose interest.
>>540159804Am I just not pornbrained enough to understand what this means? I'm guessing chastity?
im trans but im not gonna do some cringe roleplay shit on wow in my parents basementim gonna hit up bumble and get my ass blacked tonight and then play some turtle
I'm glad I'm playing hc, because trannies don't touch it since it might help them to speedrun suicide irl.
>>540163441transcore is almost exclusively played by troons thoughever
>>540163441As a lvl 53 hardcore slow and steady exhaustion high elf paladin, I can say most HC players are brown which is worse than trans.
>>540163027if I see a single person in all greens I am leaving raid and g-quitting that instant
>>540163550Yeah, I'm sure trannies love a mode, where you can't dress your degenerate self-insert in slutwear and rp neck deep in sewage.
>>540163805post your pink bussy.... it IS pink... right?
Fuck yeah
>>540163027The best geared players in Evil’s MC will all be from Branded but the only consumes they’ll use is HRT
>>540163339Femboysocks…
>>540163885I'm a lesbian.
gonna start up on TWoW I think, having trouble deciding to pick what to play. Torn between Warrior (my favorite classic class by far), rogue, paladin, and warlock. Highly subjective but which of these would you say is the most fun?And how important are racials?
>>540163106Yes
>>540164121lesbians don't have assholes?
>>540164331They don't have "bussies", chaser.
>>540164403whatever, fag
>>540164203play whateverpaladin is objectively the best class on twow due to them giving it special tranny powers
>>540164403if you have a butthole you have a bussy and i would cum directly into it and then pee
>>540164792I thought they were supposed to be mid outside of tanking?and by play whatever do you mean "don't be a minmax slave" because I can't help it, losing out on weapon skills or blood fury feels bad man
>>540164498>>540164941>prison gay incels don't know what words mean
>>540162612>He knows about itL O LJeet caught lyin' as usual. Post yours so we can laugh at that next.
>>540165091youre going to be at the mercy of what they decide to nerf or buff is mostly the idea but right now paladin is able to be top tier in most groups as all 3 roles
>>540165117>projectionget over here and let me pee in your ass
no shoes and woyers and druidfurfags crying over palaGODS will never cease to amuse
What is the minimum level for the new survival, 5?
>>540164203out of all of those warlock is by far the best balance of in demand, fun to play, and incredibly strongwarr is fun but its weak in turtlepaladin is fun and strong but literally over 40% of the server is a paladinrogue is meh, extremely op in pvp but
>>540163039>It works better than classic release, which used actual modern client.You cannot be serious.
>opens trade window>trades you a collarYou belong to me now
>>540159432Anyone have brazier of beckoning? I need help getting Idol of rejuvenation. Will pay 50g for helping.
A new /wpsg/ thread before a new /epog/ thread? Holy shit.Does anyone know what Epoch numbers are like right now? It's still prime time.
>>540163864Don't you get free fashion coins for doing a challenge run?
>>540165883Just answer my question. What exactly is your problem with it? Because I've got zero problems. They even got extended draw distance, so ungoro faggot t.rexes won't stealth drop on me.
>>540166098For slow and steady, 10 coins each 10 levels. Where you gonna get slutwear though? No ah and trade is restricted by 5 levels. And then you die and lose everything. No, that's not the mode for these creatures.
>>540166143He's never installed turtle wow. He's just shitposting.
>>540166143>runs like shit>modern macros don't work>modern addons don't work>pretty much impossible backport anything>jank ass visual glitches >awful vanilla-only mechanics like pet loyalty and no traps in combat
>>540165175Why does it upset you that I can read public profiles others willingly created and published? If you don’t want the info known don’t put it in your public profile. Keep it private.
30-50 year-old males erping with each other is pretty fucking gay
>>540165871What warlock spec is fun to play?
>>540165871they made warrior weak? why would they punish us like that
>>540166442It doesn't, jeet. I'm calling you out for knowing how the system works hide them.Post yours. I want to laugh at more profiles.
>>540166846
>>540166674for me both afflic was really enjoyable, its a meme spec but you stack haste and suddenly your 30s dot deals its entire damage in 5s, nuking people and mobs, probably the highest damage spec too unless you count the meme destro with absolute top gear
what does ooc even mean, or f-, it's like I am looking at ancient symbols when I see shit like this
>>540167294out of character, idk about f-
>>540167294https://www.f-list.net/
>>540167294ooc: out of characterf-: do you mean f+? f+ is futa (female with dick)could also be f-list I guess but never seen it like that, usually sneaky people use /c/ for that
>>540165871you say in demand but people yell for non cloth dps constantlyno, nobody wants warlocks because they dont do enough damage and generate too much threat
>>540165871rogue and warrior are the top 2 strongest dps classes though
>>540167171How many jokes do you get?
nice active server guys
>>540168507ironforge is gay, everyone is in stormwind
>>540128135Chudhaven is...back?
>>540168030wrongits mage and paladin
>>540168507ambershire or nordanaar?
>>540168507>>540168687>>540168874epoch false flag
>>540168993nah ambershire ironforge is empty but its because dwarves are fucking gay but if you go to stormwind theres like 500 people at the fountain and another 500 on the ah npcs at all times
>>540168030>>540168848ok but which one of you is actually right
>>540168993>epoch false flaglooks like a legit screenshot, im just wondering if its ambie or nord. if its nord it makes sense.stop being a tribal retard.
>>540169161me, its mage and paladinif paladin wasnt great 40% of the server would not be one
>>540169317I would assume a lot of people would play paladin simply because they fixed it from being a "heal only" class in vanilla to being actually usabledoesn't mean it's necessarily the best dps.
>>54016960240% of the server would not be one if they werent getting raid slots
>>540169689is it a pain in the ass to gear one because there's so many? might go warrior alone just to actually have a chance at getting loot
I love my paladin. I feel like a god.
>>540169812raids havent started, but no doubt there will be a lot more competition for dps plateatm getting dungeon loot is easy
Why did you ignore me? Unignore me. I need to tell you something.
>>540159595>>540159804>>540160041>>540160265I regret wasting so much time in this sexpest guild.
>>540169925what do you mean raids haven't started? I'm literally looking at people posting about raids and we're talking about raid slots
It feels weird. I thought I'd enjoy an ERP guild like <Branded> but I really don't. Everyone I talk to in the guild is just so uninteresting and unappealing, and I don't feel like any of them are worth my time or effort. I eventually just lose focus on whatever they're saying and reply "yeah" or "sure" over and over until they stop trying talking to me. Is this really all there is?
>>540170423raids havent started on ambershire, the current fresh server everyone plays on
>>540169856Why are they doing such gigantic fucking auto attack damage with 1h?
>>540170874oh, I made a character on tel'abim since I like pvp
do private servers ever do wipes, I would imagine if a pvp server is one sided and progressed there wouldn't be much point to playing one anymore
>>540168874Ambershire is where most wpsg are now since its the fresh server. Has 1k to 2k more players then nord and busy leveling. Con is that some areas overcrowded.Nordanaar for the long term server. More roleplayers but more players are geared. Still new guilds progressing all the time but you may not want a bg with thunderfuries or dungeon carries by naxx and Kara players.Pick your poison.
>>540170548What were you hoping to get out of it? Not in branded or evil but curious to read your opinion.
>>540169161Going by the log site warrior, rogue and mage are clearly in a tier above the rest while paladin is a tier or two below them
>>540170548>Everyone I talk to in the guild is just so uninteresting and unappealingalready ahead of <evil> where the 4 retards trying to clique it up only talk to each other and no one else
what happened?
>>540172494>Kaytotes joins Duskhaven>Duskhaven shuts down
>>540172494Kaytotes joined the team (lol)
>>540172494I swear to fucking god, if they leave and don't release their work open sourceI am going to do something.
>>540171968to be in the clique you need to be level 60, sorry lowbie
How do I get this turtle mount everyone seems to have?
>>540171968name and shame
>>5401719684 trannies ruining a perfectly good way to meet goonersMany such cases. It needs to be run by a man
>>540174201DMF level 18
>>540174201lvl 18 quest at the dark moon faire, currently at goldshire, the speed boost in % of the mount (without the lvl40 80g 'riding training') is your level divided by 2, so 8% boost at level 18 for exemple
>>540174201Don't do it. People will look down on you.
>>540174575>8% at level 18mathsbro...
>>540174736what is it then? 11? not good at maths
>>5401751108.5%
>>540175284ok gotcha
maths professor here, 18 divided by 2 is 9.5
I'm a 30+ boomer and don't know wow lingo. What is fc?
>>540152624Orgrimmar is annoying to traverse. Booty Bay has auction house, mailbox, and bank all on one platform. Why can't any other area get this right?.
>>540175812futa cock
>Elwynn is like a dream>Go to alah'thalas and its literal hellI think maybe they need to tweak that shitter starter zone a bit.
>>540175394you're stupid
>This week's changeloghttps://forum.turtle-wow.org/viewtopic.php?t=22045
>>540176816>ctrl+f>fishing>no resultsStill can't fish in Elwynn after nearly a month. Incredible. How is this low on their priority list? It's the most packed starting zone?
>>540177208>In loving memory of someone who cherished the game deeply and always helped others enjoy it to the fullest, a High Elf named Nat has been added to a fishing spot near Crystal Lake. His kindness inspired so many, and those memories will continue to cast a gentle line of connection within us all.
>can't solo DME>can't queue DME>it takes forever to corpserun DME>the warpwood rng won't give me tubers>auction house is 3 gold a tuberI'm genuinely losing the will the keep playing. I thought this silly little event would be fun. Who decided that I need 20 of an endgame item just for a fun tankard transmog? If this is what casual content is like then I don't want it.
>>540178097Should have been alliance instead of a filthy no shoes.
>>540163097I hope Blizz won't come after them