Buck Broken Edition>News09/09/2025: Kaytoted BTFO'd by C&D, Ascension took over Epoch their player count keeps declining.30/08/2025 : Blizzard is taking legal action against Turtle. This doesn't stop the server, but it may impact some individuals working for Turtle under US jurisdiction ( https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.cacd.985127/gov.uscourts.cacd.985127.1.0.pdf )17/08/2025 : Turtle's new realm Ambershire is out along Epoch's Kezan, Gurubashi and Menethil!>Released Servers ranked by current global popularityTurtle WoW - https://turtle-wow.org (Vanilla+)Project Epoch - https://www.project-epoch.net/ (Vanilla+)Warmane - https://www.warmane.com/ (TBC, WOTLK, MoP)Ascension - https://ascension.gg/en (Classless, Reborn Classic+, Custom Classes/CoA, Epoch)Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (MoP, pre-patch and WoD areas in near future)Mistblade 3 (Sheilun) - https://stormforge.gg/en (MOP Progressive)Chromiecraft - https://www.chromiecraft.com/en/ (PVE, progressive)Netherwing - https://stormforge.gg/en (TBC Progressive)>GuildsTo join a guild, type /who g-"Guild Name" to see who's online, and whisper anyone for an invite once you're above level 5.<Evil> - Turtle WoW, Ambershire realm, crossfaction, /wpsg/'s guild<Branded> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire realm, crossfaction, /heals/'s guild (ERP) >>>/trash/heals<Full Moon Company> - Turtle WoW, Nordanaar realm, crossfaction<Totally Nice Dudes> - Bronzebeard+, Ascension, whisper Kott>TurtleAll Turtle addons (copy & paste github links on the launcher) - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/AddonsMisc - https://database.turtle-wow.org | https://talents.turtle-wow.org | https://twow.link/classchanges | https://turtle-timer.vercel.app>Mods, Tutorials and /wpsg/ Creationshttps://pastebin.com/4Awe3bxX>Previous Thread>>540013045
Why do Indian people ate Evil so much
This is Permalocked, the GM of <Branded>.She will be joining <Evil>'s Molten Core raid.Be nice.
I'm not in any guild so I win.
>>540159595OH NO NO NO NO NO
This is Meradith of <Branded> and she will also be joining <Evil> in Molten Core.
>>540159804I'm glad I left this fucking shit.
>>540159432>bragging about a BRD runwhat?
Tauri.1 week until WoD.You join.Now.We kill AGP freaks and ERPers with dull machetes.
>>540159595>>540159804wish I rolled horde so I could gank these niggers forever
>two chaste individuals will be joining evilfinally, evil has too many coomers.
>>540159595>Do you want to know more?
who fucking cares man
>>540159947You ERPd with FMC members multiple times
>>540160041>>540159804>>540159595These fucking trannies are disgusting.>>540160148You are a tranny too.
>>540159947but is anyone playing?
>>540159804>>540159992Their buttholes are ready for you, stud.
>>540159947>willingly replaying WoDbut why
whats weird is (You) knowing this is what they do and have fun doing, in private, not bothering anyone or forcing anyone into it, downloading turtlerp and trying to "expose" them or embarrass them or whatever you're even trying to do, you deranged schizo. i now understand why trannies and twitter faggots use the word "obsessed" so much
>>540160148>>540160265You like this crap?
I've never played an expansion beyond MoP and I dropped that in 15 minutes.Vanilla-WOTLK is all you need.
>>540160498SL and DF had shit story but peak gameplay
>>540160498Vanilla and Wrath are dogshit. MoP is the peak. Everything post-WoD isn't worth touching.
Cata was dogshit. MoP is unplayable. That RFC redesign is a joke, I don't need to see any more.
>>540160857>That RFC redesign is a jokeLmao this nigga thinks OG RFC is something to praise hahahaha. This is why no one takes tranilla troons seriously.
>>540160436>in privateThey’re public profiles.
>>540161067You need an addon to see them.
>>540161096I already had the addon.They’re public profiles.The information is transmitted through public chat channels.
I don't play horde, so I generally don't care about RFC, but the design choices which led to that joke redesign, the brains behind that expansion, have nothing to offer the world. They cannot produce value.
This is why nobody likes you, /wpsg/.
>doesn't play the game>it's bad becauseOkay.
>>540161218You specifically have to tick the "Show NSFW Profiles" box too. Otherwise they won't show for you.Anon...
You like MoP because you have no discernment or taste. You're low class.
SHUT UP ABOUT OUR TRPSTOP FUCKING UP OUR THREADLEAVE OUR GUILD ALONEFUCK OFF ABOUT RACKBRIDESTOP ITSHUT UP ABOUT OUR TRPSTOP FUCKING UP OUR THREADLEAVE OUR GUILD ALONEFUCK OFF ABOUT RACKBRIDESTOP ITSHUT UP ABOUT OUR TRPSTOP FUCKING UP OUR THREADLEAVE OUR GUILD ALONEFUCK OFF ABOUT RACKBRIDESTOP ITSHUT UP ABOUT OUR TRPSTOP FUCKING UP OUR THREADLEAVE OUR GUILD ALONEFUCK OFF ABOUT RACKBRIDESTOP ITSHUT UP ABOUT OUR TRPSTOP FUCKING UP OUR THREADLEAVE OUR GUILD ALONEFUCK OFF ABOUT RACKBRIDESTOP ITSHUT UP ABOUT OUR TRPSTOP FUCKING UP OUR THREADLEAVE OUR GUILD ALONEFUCK OFF ABOUT RACKBRIDESTOP ITSHUT UP ABOUT OUR TRPSTOP FUCKING UP OUR THREADLEAVE OUR GUILD ALONEFUCK OFF ABOUT RACKBRIDESTOP ITSHUT UP ABOUT OUR TRPSTOP FUCKING UP OUR THREADLEAVE OUR GUILD ALONEFUCK OFF ABOUT RACKBRIDESTOP ITSHUT UP ABOUT OUR TRPSTOP FUCKING UP OUR THREADLEAVE OUR GUILD ALONEFUCK OFF ABOUT RACKBRIDESTOP ITSHUT UP ABOUT OUR TRPSTOP FUCKING UP OUR THREADLEAVE OUR GUILD ALONEFUCK OFF ABOUT RACKBRIDESTOP ITSHUT UP ABOUT OUR TRPSTOP FUCKING UP OUR THREADLEAVE OUR GUILD ALONEFUCK OFF ABOUT RACKBRIDESTOP ITSHUT UP ABOUT OUR TRPSTOP FUCKING UP OUR THREADLEAVE OUR GUILD ALONEFUCK OFF ABOUT RACKBRIDESTOP ITSHUT UP ABOUT OUR TRPSTOP FUCKING UP OUR THREADLEAVE OUR GUILD ALONEFUCK OFF ABOUT RACKBRIDESTOP ITSHUT UP ABOUT OUR TRPSTOP FUCKING UP OUR THREADLEAVE OUR GUILD ALONEFUCK OFF ABOUT RACKBRIDESTOP ITSHUT UP ABOUT OUR TRPSTOP FUCKING UP OUR THREADLEAVE OUR GUILD ALONEFUCK OFF ABOUT RACKBRIDESTOP ITSHUT UP ABOUT OUR TRPSTOP FUCKING UP OUR THREADLEAVE OUR GUILD ALONEFUCK OFF ABOUT RACKBRIDE
It's all so tiresome
>Epoch devs abandoned ship like rats, no real plan or roadmap for future changes and updates>Turtle feels like shit after touching Epoch due to its ancient client>I still have an itch to play classic+ wowFuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckNow what?
Turtle feels fine, redditard.
>>540162169BBC+ soon. Tauri soon.
>>540162326No it doesn't, and I feel like a guy with 3 level 60 characters there from its boom era in 1.16.
>>540162070I downloaded it a long time ago while playing on Nord so I don’t have the new nsfw thing.They’re public profiles.
so I assume ALL of you niggers at 60 are fully completely pre-bis, with all consums farmed, all attunes right?because if I spend 3 days asking "hey who still needs X for prebis, who needs Y for prebis come lets make a party" and I get 0 responses IN 3 DAYS then surely its just me that still needs gear and you guys are all in full 0.5 set right?
>>540162717Shut up stupid
>>540162717I'm still leveling and I'm planning on taking my time. I'm in no rush to get in those early raids that are bound to be failures.
>>540159595>>540159804>>540160041>>540160265
>>540162832<branded>'s inner circle...
>>540159595>>540159804>>540160041>>540160265This shit just makes me feel sad.
>>540162717kekpeople will be in green and blue in your mc with not a single consumable or enchant
>>540162801yeah sure I mean, if you're lvl 1-50 I dont expect you to join a brd group, but if you're 60 and I see you're in elwynn all day, erping in goldshire most likely, it doesnt inspire confidence
>>540162169>Turtle feels like shit after touching Epoch due to its ancient clientI don't get this. It works better than classic release, which used actual modern client. What exactly you don't like about it? Did you install vanillafixes, enabled tweaks, mods, shagutweaks? It's all in the launcher.
>>540162334Bronzebeard was looking promising until I read the Mystic enhancements section:https://ascension.gg/en/news/bronzebeard-warcraft-reborn-the-next-chapter-unfolds/497Straight up funserver garbage even worse than SoD that made me lose interest.
>>540159804Am I just not pornbrained enough to understand what this means? I'm guessing chastity?
im trans but im not gonna do some cringe roleplay shit on wow in my parents basementim gonna hit up bumble and get my ass blacked tonight and then play some turtle
I'm glad I'm playing hc, because trannies don't touch it since it might help them to speedrun suicide irl.
>>540163441transcore is almost exclusively played by troons thoughever
>>540163441As a lvl 53 hardcore slow and steady exhaustion high elf paladin, I can say most HC players are brown which is worse than trans.
>>540163027if I see a single person in all greens I am leaving raid and g-quitting that instant
>>540163550Yeah, I'm sure trannies love a mode, where you can't dress your degenerate self-insert in slutwear and rp neck deep in sewage.
>>540163805post your pink bussy.... it IS pink... right?
Fuck yeah
>>540163027The best geared players in Evil’s MC will all be from Branded but the only consumes they’ll use is HRT
>>540163339Femboysocks…
>>540163885I'm a lesbian.
gonna start up on TWoW I think, having trouble deciding to pick what to play. Torn between Warrior (my favorite classic class by far), rogue, paladin, and warlock. Highly subjective but which of these would you say is the most fun?And how important are racials?
>>540163106Yes
>>540164121lesbians don't have assholes?
>>540164331They don't have "bussies", chaser.
>>540164403whatever, fag
>>540164203play whateverpaladin is objectively the best class on twow due to them giving it special tranny powers
>>540164403if you have a butthole you have a bussy and i would cum directly into it and then pee
>>540164792I thought they were supposed to be mid outside of tanking?and by play whatever do you mean "don't be a minmax slave" because I can't help it, losing out on weapon skills or blood fury feels bad man
>>540164498>>540164941>prison gay incels don't know what words mean
>>540162612>He knows about itL O LJeet caught lyin' as usual. Post yours so we can laugh at that next.
>>540165091youre going to be at the mercy of what they decide to nerf or buff is mostly the idea but right now paladin is able to be top tier in most groups as all 3 roles
>>540165117>projectionget over here and let me pee in your ass
no shoes and woyers and druidfurfags crying over palaGODS will never cease to amuse
What is the minimum level for the new survival, 5?
>>540164203out of all of those warlock is by far the best balance of in demand, fun to play, and incredibly strongwarr is fun but its weak in turtlepaladin is fun and strong but literally over 40% of the server is a paladinrogue is meh, extremely op in pvp but
>>540163039>It works better than classic release, which used actual modern client.You cannot be serious.
>opens trade window>trades you a collarYou belong to me now
>>540159432Anyone have brazier of beckoning? I need help getting Idol of rejuvenation. Will pay 50g for helping.
A new /wpsg/ thread before a new /epog/ thread? Holy shit.Does anyone know what Epoch numbers are like right now? It's still prime time.
>>540163864Don't you get free fashion coins for doing a challenge run?
>>540165883Just answer my question. What exactly is your problem with it? Because I've got zero problems. They even got extended draw distance, so ungoro faggot t.rexes won't stealth drop on me.
>>540166098For slow and steady, 10 coins each 10 levels. Where you gonna get slutwear though? No ah and trade is restricted by 5 levels. And then you die and lose everything. No, that's not the mode for these creatures.
>>540166143He's never installed turtle wow. He's just shitposting.
>>540166143>runs like shit>modern macros don't work>modern addons don't work>pretty much impossible backport anything>jank ass visual glitches >awful vanilla-only mechanics like pet loyalty and no traps in combat
>>540165175Why does it upset you that I can read public profiles others willingly created and published? If you don’t want the info known don’t put it in your public profile. Keep it private.
30-50 year-old males erping with each other is pretty fucking gay
>>540165871What warlock spec is fun to play?
>>540165871they made warrior weak? why would they punish us like that
>>540166442It doesn't, jeet. I'm calling you out for knowing how the system works hide them.Post yours. I want to laugh at more profiles.
>>540166846
>>540166674for me both afflic was really enjoyable, its a meme spec but you stack haste and suddenly your 30s dot deals its entire damage in 5s, nuking people and mobs, probably the highest damage spec too unless you count the meme destro with absolute top gear
what does ooc even mean, or f-, it's like I am looking at ancient symbols when I see shit like this
>>540167294out of character, idk about f-
>>540167294https://www.f-list.net/
>>540167294ooc: out of characterf-: do you mean f+? f+ is futa (female with dick)could also be f-list I guess but never seen it like that, usually sneaky people use /c/ for that
>>540165871you say in demand but people yell for non cloth dps constantlyno, nobody wants warlocks because they dont do enough damage and generate too much threat
>>540165871rogue and warrior are the top 2 strongest dps classes though
>>540167171How many jokes do you get?
nice active server guys
>>540168507ironforge is gay, everyone is in stormwind
>>540128135Chudhaven is...back?
>>540168030wrongits mage and paladin
>>540168507ambershire or nordanaar?
>>540168507>>540168687>>540168874epoch false flag
>>540168993nah ambershire ironforge is empty but its because dwarves are fucking gay but if you go to stormwind theres like 500 people at the fountain and another 500 on the ah npcs at all times
>>540168030>>540168848ok but which one of you is actually right
>>540168993>epoch false flaglooks like a legit screenshot, im just wondering if its ambie or nord. if its nord it makes sense.stop being a tribal retard.
>>540169161me, its mage and paladinif paladin wasnt great 40% of the server would not be one
>>540169317I would assume a lot of people would play paladin simply because they fixed it from being a "heal only" class in vanilla to being actually usabledoesn't mean it's necessarily the best dps.
>>54016960240% of the server would not be one if they werent getting raid slots
>>540169689is it a pain in the ass to gear one because there's so many? might go warrior alone just to actually have a chance at getting loot
I love my paladin. I feel like a god.
>>540169812raids havent started, but no doubt there will be a lot more competition for dps plateatm getting dungeon loot is easy
Why did you ignore me? Unignore me. I need to tell you something.
>>540159595>>540159804>>540160041>>540160265I regret wasting so much time in this sexpest guild.
>>540169925what do you mean raids haven't started? I'm literally looking at people posting about raids and we're talking about raid slots
It feels weird. I thought I'd enjoy an ERP guild like <Branded> but I really don't. Everyone I talk to in the guild is just so uninteresting and unappealing, and I don't feel like any of them are worth my time or effort. I eventually just lose focus on whatever they're saying and reply "yeah" or "sure" over and over until they stop trying talking to me. Is this really all there is?
>>540170423raids havent started on ambershire, the current fresh server everyone plays on
>>540169856Why are they doing such gigantic fucking auto attack damage with 1h?
>>540170874oh, I made a character on tel'abim since I like pvp
do private servers ever do wipes, I would imagine if a pvp server is one sided and progressed there wouldn't be much point to playing one anymore
>>540168874Ambershire is where most wpsg are now since its the fresh server. Has 1k to 2k more players then nord and busy leveling. Con is that some areas overcrowded.Nordanaar for the long term server. More roleplayers but more players are geared. Still new guilds progressing all the time but you may not want a bg with thunderfuries or dungeon carries by naxx and Kara players.Pick your poison.
>>540170548What were you hoping to get out of it? Not in branded or evil but curious to read your opinion.
>>540169161Going by the log site warrior, rogue and mage are clearly in a tier above the rest while paladin is a tier or two below them
>>540170548>Everyone I talk to in the guild is just so uninteresting and unappealingalready ahead of <evil> where the 4 retards trying to clique it up only talk to each other and no one else
what happened?
>>540172494>Kaytotes joins Duskhaven>Duskhaven shuts down
>>540172494Kaytotes joined the team (lol)
>>540172494I swear to fucking god, if they leave and don't release their work open sourceI am going to do something.
>>540171968to be in the clique you need to be level 60, sorry lowbie
How do I get this turtle mount everyone seems to have?
>>540171968name and shame
>>5401719684 trannies ruining a perfectly good way to meet goonersMany such cases. It needs to be run by a man
>>540174201DMF level 18
>>540174201lvl 18 quest at the dark moon faire, currently at goldshire, the speed boost in % of the mount (without the lvl40 80g 'riding training') is your level divided by 2, so 8% boost at level 18 for exemple
>>540174201Don't do it. People will look down on you.
>>540174575>8% at level 18mathsbro...
>>540174736what is it then? 11? not good at maths
>>5401751108.5%
>>540175284ok gotcha
maths professor here, 18 divided by 2 is 9.5
I'm a 30+ boomer and don't know wow lingo. What is fc?
>>540152624Orgrimmar is annoying to traverse. Booty Bay has auction house, mailbox, and bank all on one platform. Why can't any other area get this right?.
>>540175812futa cock
>Elwynn is like a dream>Go to alah'thalas and its literal hellI think maybe they need to tweak that shitter starter zone a bit.
>>540175394you're stupid
>This week's changeloghttps://forum.turtle-wow.org/viewtopic.php?t=22045
>>540176816>ctrl+f>fishing>no resultsStill can't fish in Elwynn after nearly a month. Incredible. How is this low on their priority list? It's the most packed starting zone?
>>540177208>In loving memory of someone who cherished the game deeply and always helped others enjoy it to the fullest, a High Elf named Nat has been added to a fishing spot near Crystal Lake. His kindness inspired so many, and those memories will continue to cast a gentle line of connection within us all.
>can't solo DME>can't queue DME>it takes forever to corpserun DME>the warpwood rng won't give me tubers>auction house is 3 gold a tuberI'm genuinely losing the will the keep playing. I thought this silly little event would be fun. Who decided that I need 20 of an endgame item just for a fun tankard transmog? If this is what casual content is like then I don't want it.
>>540178097Should have been alliance instead of a filthy no shoes.
>>540163097I hope Blizz won't come after them
>>540175812flag carrier?
>Turtle gave crabs a crazy good ability for leveling>Zero new crab modelsBut why?
Is draenei warlock available in bronzebeard?
god I wish plainsrunning gave a boost ever 10 levels instead of just at 40>>540180089you can't improve on perfection
Just hit 36 on my hardcore Warrior. Biggest challenge so far has been not grouping with paladins. There's so fucking many of them! But i have been successful so far. Ran Gnomer and got all the quests done paladin free. SM is on the horizon and all the juicy scarlet gear will be mine. Did a quick "lfm sm armory" and received so many whispers from paladins and all will be ignored. It's my sacred charge after all
why is this high elf starting zone so hard
>>540181074>+hit aura for your felguard and your friends>out of CD FREE HoT for your taps>nice animationsI wish but AFIK they can't.
>>540181580both it and the goblin starter zone suffer from poor level design and balancing.
>>540182506i dont understand why the only GY in the zone is all the way south too, I died fighting the quest mob on X and the GY is in the very starting area also can you not repair at any armor/weapon selling NPC? Is that a normal 1.2 whatever client thing? I could only repair at the blacksmithing vendor in the elf city
>>540182854How do you fucking die in that zone?
>>540181580>>540182506>>540182854there is something off about the high elf zone, I don't know what it is, but it feels really weird to walk around in
>>540183139the lack of shadows
>>540183102to be fair the named mob on that island actually does a fuckload of damage
>>540182854Small indie server, please understand and donate.
>>540183457Almost everything in that zone hits hard, especially those nagas and casters.
I don't understand why the Turtle gms hate the anal game enough to blacklist the word and mute anyone when they do it anyway. They let much racier shit go on in world chat constantly but a goofy chat game gets them that pissy?
SNOWBUNNY ALERT
A romantic outing....
>>540183102Lots of hard-hitting mobs bundled together
>>540185037because its a cringe af meme that was never funny
Why the fuck does my FPS drop to 30 whenever it rains?
>>540186125shut up, just install a mod to disable rain idiot
>>540186125You can disable rain in UnitXP SP3.
>>540186121Saying cringe af is cringe af.
>>540186464NTA but god bless you anon, I have no issues with rain but this made me check the options out of curiosity and I finally found the option that prevents the camera from fucking the soil when you shapeshift as a drood.
>>540186464Ok, how?
ANAL [Dirge]
>>540187153By checking the "Keep Weather Clear" option. Was defaulted to on for a while because of how bad weather is affecting fps but people complained.
anyone have that screenshot of that fat, haggard, 60 year old white man with long thinning hair and wearing elf ears?
>unwanted items for tank>tank orb prio>need tank scholo 20g bounty>hoj hr>UBRS need dps no rogues shadowcraft hr >look inside>feral druid>felstriker hr>ironfoe hr>need healer UBRS briarwood reed hrI do not like the level 60 dungeon scene right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2s13X66BFd8
>>540188942It kinda breaks my immersion whenever I see <actions>
>>540189046<slaps you with my cock>Did I ask?
I dont think you guys understand the purpose of guildsif you really want a raiding guild, you really want donations for the bank, GM getting all the mats, etc, you have to be an actual guild, its not just a chatboxif youre in elwynn erping in goldshire, and that lvl 59 healer says "hey anyone for blackrock depths, I still need my attunement" you stop erping and go and help, no matter if you've already done the attunement yourselfTHAT WAY WHEN THE RAIDS OPEN YOU CAN ACTUALLY RAID WITH THE GUILD INSTEAD OF HAVING TO FILL WITH RANDOMS
>>540189081<grabs you by the throat>BACK THE HELL OFF???
>>540189163<cums>
>>540189112I see the Branded/Evil alliance is working well
>>540188936The amount of paladin niggers reserving absolutely fucking everything is so insanely hilarious. And of course they want to fill their groups with nothing but cloth wearers. Shits absolutely degenerate and infinitely worse than classic
try and help a guy out, they let me die. why are people such pieces of shit?
>>540159595>>540159804are these retards really coming to mc?
The 60 dungeon/prebis ecosystem in classic worked somewhat because warriors were not brought as dps so they had to suck it up and tank, and any class with a heal button would only be brought as a healer so they had to suck it up too. It was an arrangement that nobody really enjoyed but had to endure. But turtle? Nobody is healing. NOBODY. it's THE bottleneck right now and it's not going to get any better. If you're a rogue, you arent getting in any dungeon because druids paladins and warriors want all your gear. Same goes if you are a dps paladin or warrior (big surprise). Shadow priest? Lmao get fucked, warlocks dont want you and neither do mages. Those healer priests are the most valuable thing on the server right now and you could make a mint selling your healing ass for gold, no joke
>>540190305>hillsbrad>killing farmers>just need the named ones>come across warrior running from 3 farmhands nears the last named farmer>heal his ass and save him>says nothing>immediately bolts to the named farmer>"invite please">nothing>"can you invite I need him too">nothing, close to death because he was still wounded when he engaged>heal him>kills named farmer>"dude come on">says something incomprehensible in spanish and runs away
I love hearing a tranny moan as I use a lovesense on them
>>540190901Gay.
>>540190669I don't understand how there is such a healer deficit if more than half of the server is playing either paladin or shaman. Druid and Priest are the least played classes too, I figured tanking would be the least attractive role but apparently everybody hates healing now.
If you are bigoted against trannies why are you playing a tranny server, xister?Just admit to yourself you crave the scent of transgender feet in your nostrils. Be honest for once in your pathetic incel life.
>>540191342>If you are bigoted against trannies why are you playing a tranny server, xister?not playing turdle, not playing eflop
>>540190669Just ask the healsluts from Branded to heal you. They’ll do it.If Rackbride lets them.
>>540191210Those classes are essentially railroaded into healing in vanilla because that's what is required of them at 60, so they prebis grind healing gear. Now in turtle that they can tank and dps as well as other classes, whilst still retaining all of their insane qol and utility kit, they don't have to anymore.Im not saying vanilla was perfect, but it worked. Your healer classes weren't able to do every role at 60 so you nutted up and did what you were asked or told to kick rocks.
>>540190669rogues are always in this weird position where their gear competitors have a tank spec and can easily join groups, while they are stuck desperately whispering people for 1 dps spot ( which will go to a caster )
>>540190669Why would I care about rogues as a tankThey dont want my plate gearPaladins and Warriors are the only people i dont want in my parties
>>540191210paladin and druid tanking is braindead ez mode so it attracts all the midwits that could never cut it as a warrior. they also think they can hoard all the gear they want if they tank and make their own groups, which is why at 60 you have thousands of "turalyonn"'s standing around lf4m clothies for brd runs
>>540192014rogues want your weapons, trinkets, capes and rings
>>540192035druid is at least a bit harder than paladin since you don't have a fuck you I win single button aoe threat generator
540190709>culture shock playing private servers on the internet in the year of our lord 2025
>>540192014There's lots of good prebis leather and 1 handers that warriors want
>>540192125>being a huge asshole is the culture of everywhere south of the borderShameful.
>>540190305You can't imagine how big my blacklist is on turtle. Every day I add some new subhumans to it. I would also blankly avoid anyone in a Chinese or Russian guild because they are incapable of respecting societal norms and being good to others. I didn't do that at first, and they were disproportionately making it to my blacklist. Now, I instantly leave a group if I see a single player in a Chinese or Russian guild.
I have honestly no idea how you guys attract so many spergsI think I had 2 bad experiences during the entire levelling process
>evil really did invite the troon squad from branded to mcit's over
>do the needful and heal dungeons at 60 for prebis>relegated to only getting healing gear>can now only heal in raidsWhy the fuck would i do this when i dont want to heal?
>>540192702Do you have foreskin?
>THERE'S A HEALER CRISIS AT 60>Queue up random dungeons as a healer>Takes a few minutes for a pop>Queue up as a tank>Get instant pops constantly
>>540192941>relegated to only getting healing gearOnly a retard does this. You roll MS. If your MS is tank you roll on tank gear even if you're DPS or heals. Just let people know upfront what your MS is and that you will roll on that gear.
>>540191940this is fine because rogue can just pickpocket farm and buy better gear and skip right to MC
>>540193041>tanking or healing for 2 dipshit ret paladins in every groupIts a crisis if you want to ever actually get any prebis loot
lmao wtf
>>540193110>join as a healer>"my MS is tank gear, you good with that mr tank?">*you have been removed from the group*
>>540193110Why would i tank a dungeon with someone rolling on tank loot when i could find another party where that wont happen
>>540193340>join as healer>clear to the boss I need>roll need on the stuff I need and win>hearth without saying anythingsolved problem
>>540193492And this is why there's a million niggerdins and fagrriors only looking to fill groups with priests and mages you stupid retard
fuck pinkies
>>540190709Don't healNever healInstead just send the whisper and the invite and watch if they die
>>540193492I've had this happen to me a few times. Now before the run I let everyone know that I'll be using master loot on the bosses i want gear from, and if anyone has a problem with it they can leave. The holy paladins usually instantly dip lol
>>540193492>>540193574>>540193726interesting enough I just had a ret paladin win this from me in my black morass partyI am a combat rogue and it took about an hour to put the group togetherI was just coming to the thread to rage about it but it seems I've been beaten to itjust not gonna invite any more paladins even if it takes even longer
>>540193340>you have been removed from groupThey can't find a healer. There's a heal crisis. If they kick you, they don't get to run the dungeon. Meanwhile you can just join your pick of other groups and find one that will say "ok that's fair."
>>540190669I play healer but I don't really do dungeons much. I mostly just do a dungeon if I have a quest there.
>>540193846>not gonna invite paladinsYour gaming experience will drastically improve if you do this
>>540193424>"there's a healer crisis not enough healers!">ok so just heal and roll need on your ms>"heh if you do that i'll quit or kick you"Okay then you won't get to do the dungeon. The healer will because there's a great demand for them.Either there aren't healers and you can dictate your own rules as a healer, or there are healers and you don't need to heal and can just go as your MS.Figure out your story and then come back to me.
>>540193856>waste my time losing loot in a run vs waste my time sitting around waiting for a proper healerThe latter at least will eventually happen. Small price to pay to not have to interact with brown troonadins
>>540192938What’s the problem, exactly?
>>540194109>chance at loot vs no chance at lootLeave the group and get nothing. You're replaceable. The healer isn't.
why does spacebar not swim up
>>540194230stop complaining and install the swim fix mod
I'm gonna start on Ambie with my gf!
for lock on troontle, affli or demo for lvling? for raiding?
>>540194280i dont know about all the 400 mods and addons you need for this retarded gay fucker server I just started playing here!!thanks tho
>>540194216Paladins are always replaceable, especially when they are lying little faggots and the most played class on the server. Priests though are not and are treated with reverence. I respect a good priest, i spit on all fagadins
>>540192651>see named elite mob>get instantly invite by approching economical southern >turns on master looter
>>540194298My girlfriend works hard so that I can play Turtle all day and raid with my frens
>>540194298>>540194771happy for you, anonsif you don't mind me asking, how did you meet and form a relationship?I'm still looking for my other half...
>heal the dungin>get heal gear for free>accumulate gear for OS anyways cause not everyone needs everythingAm i the insane one here?
>>540186484cringe af
>>540193846It's a good piece for any meleechud, why would you ever get mad about this?
>>540193846this is a 50% droprate item you nigger
>have a mix of t1 and t2 gear on my bear druid>kinda wanna try playing resto>realize id have to do the pre raid bis farm all over again but for healing and lose all desiresay what you will about modern wow, but it definitely makes swapping roles 100x easier
>>540195305>>540195461shut the fuck up paladin niggers you're never joining a party of mine again
>>540193110Every spec is my main spec because I’m the main character.
I like Paladin tanks because they get panicky and heal themselves for meMakes my job as a healer easy, I barely spend any mana with a Paladin as my tank!
>>540195305His post is a microcosm of the problem with the outdated loot mechanics in wow.If he ran with a guild and a guildie won the item, it's still a net gain for him because his guildie will be stronger meaning the (eventual) raid will go smoother, and, its potentially one less person in the guild that needs the item meaning that HIS character could be next in line for it, provided he runs the dungeon again. The only potential drawback is if guilds cycle in new members and he brings one of the new people along to run it and loses out again.Running dungeons with randoms, theoretically, means that you could lose out on certain items forever because each time the item has to drop and you have to win the roll. This is why people stack groups in their favor to eliminate some of the rng involved in the entirely rng loot system.Determistic loot remedies this as we saw with classic pvp system. You are literally guaranteed the purps so long as you engage with the grind. There's zero rng involved, just time.TLDR wows loot system is outdated and retarded and the solution is more deterministic loot/personal loot/stacking groups in your favor
>>540195734You cant block when healing you dummy. If this post were true your tanks would be squishy as fuck
>>540195554I'm playing a priest (holy), it's amusing how entitled you feel towards a piece of leather