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L-la-la-lava!Ch-ch-ch-chicken!Gui's Lava Chicken, yeah, it's tasty as hellOoh, Kafkacita, now you're ringing the bellCrispy and juicy, now you're having a snackOoh, super spicy, it's a lava attack!
If brickliu can silver (you) have no excuse
>no E6 Marches postedDisheartening flop
What can I do with my E0S0 Evernight?>Castorice, Evernight, RMC, LuochaIs this good? And no I don’t have Hyacine I refuse to roll a character that looks gay and retarded
>>540218474post eidelons or shut the fuck up
https://poal.me/an7s8xhttps://poal.me/an7s8xhttps://poal.me/an7s8x
Fuck this fight holy shit>>540218474>Wheelchairlmao
will the Fate banners stay on through 3.7? or we don't know yet
guys... i finally got him
https://youtu.be/RgdNKa0w18U?t=2334Pokke says you're all whining faggots
The renheng fujoshits are getting uppity again
Our mom is worried sick about us
>Story so bad that nobody is even leaking itHoly shit
>e0s0 units>skip as much as possible>use auto everytime>moc, pf and as, all on half progress>event activities at 50% progress>no vertical investment>let stamina overflow because why not>use auto equip>choose my team based on feel and look>refuses to do the last equilibrium levelI play this way, is there a problem??
>sea of "Oblivion"They fucked up with the Forgotten Hall's name
>>540218598I didnt even start it, I dont give a shit about the Astral Express
>>540218568He says many things
>evernight is completely op her Eidolons are the best ones in the game meanwhile in Reality
>>540218580Where? This general has no Renheng sisters as of today
>>540218565I...I kneel
>>540218509>E0S0 Evernight
>>540218591would she give me pity sex
>>540218507Back when Evernight first leaked I was going to E6 but it feels like mihoyo tried to persuade me not to at every single point with her writing, kit, and basically everything, so I didn't.
>>540218598Too much chinkslop
>>540218509YOU ARE ME AND I AM YOU
>>540218474>posts jingliu>*mindbreaks thread*STOP THAT
>>540218598Sunday jobbed to Evernight
that one anon that described the development of this patch with "we haven't done anything with the AE cast" was rightit's not terrible but I can't say I'm excited to deal with memoshitters and evernight
Did Renheng win or not!!!!
(You)? For Dan Hung
>>540218675On elons internet
Damn… this story is as bad as 3.2, looks like 3.3 and 3.4 were just one hit wonders
>>540218565based
>>540218669>>>>>>1 target
>mfw Kebin looks interesting compared to PhainonIf there's a new Keb in another game, how will they out-bland Phainon?
Couldn't clear the hard difficulty btw.I did manage get up to 180 stacks on Evernight
>>540218474I do not fucking believe Bailu was enough to keep Sparkle and goddamn Ting alive on Knight 3 even with YungliThey have too many aoe attacksEither you restarted that fight dozens of times or you're a damn liar
https://x.com/t_features/status/1970669560752968034You guys getting the Sam figure? Looks pretty good but I wish it had the fire effects instead
>E0S0 Evernight
Are 3B diapercore?
>>540218568>channel viewsbaldy cutting ties with him killed his channel huh
>>540218893Problem, shitter-chan?
Hotaru reipu
>>540218841If you wait a little longer we might get an actual expy instead of fraudnon.
>>540218808>implying any of them were good>>540218795Ok did they win or what
>>540218862Plight difficulty essentially requires an E6S5 team, right?
>>540219012Most likely
when the PISS is the Cyrene kit leak? I need to know how much semen I should dump into Evernight
>>540218896maybe in a world where I didn't know who was inside
EVEN IN THE FUCKING STORYCOST BULLSHIT
Man I haven't used Firefly in a long while. Also I had Fugue sitting around unbuilt until today.
Unironically carried by Bailu
manthat's a lot of digital elf slut bodies just laying around
>>540218893E1 Bailu is a healthy part of every breakfast.
>>540219028>"we need to 0 cycle Irontomb before it's too late"
>>540218963>Acheron victim>No character, destroys planets just because
I dont give a rat ass to this faggots story
remember the guy who was saying that Elysia will kill HSR, I think he was right
>>540218862oh I thought you were doing the hard mode. nvm then
>>540219076>>540219046>literally leviathan tier game modeJesus Fucking Christ, is the game doing THAT badly?
Bailu and Fu won
Evernight will be good when Cyrene drops
am i the only one who opens up some porn of the character they are about to pull
>try Gallagher on knight 3>DPS dies just one action away from successFuck off
>>540219076>all E6>cycles used: 1>on a knight stage toowhat the fuck lmao
>>540219095I remember some fag told me Fagslana didn't kill Shartrene 9 million times like the others
BailuKANGZ are among us...FuGODs own us...
trying to find evernight video for fun>tribbie>hyacine>tribbie>hyacine>tribbie>hyacine>tribbie>hyacine
Someone who isn't insanely bitter or a dickrider please give your honest opinion of the 3.6 story
>>540219140I'm fine with him but I'm annoyed by those fujo faggkts who think dan heng should become Danny feng again and suck blades dick
>>540219197same
this thread is lacking PINK
>>540219212Lady Fu would tank that, you know.
>gray hair blade model already in the game for his banner in 4 months
How did it go Grey my German friend? Think you removed me from friendlist again
>>540219241Bad
>>540219012Full E6S5 of the correct team at that
>Evernight patch>chink heng has 80% of the screentime
>>540219241it's probably fine, at this point you're only going to get opinions from whining skipping faggots who bitch about not having content
>>540218474Plight will have to wait till I get dan3
>>540219240Open the window, Evernight.
>>540219241Anon nobody has finished it yet.
>>540219241You think anyone completed a 100 hour typical quest in just 2 hours?
>>540219286also cute jingliu
I will uninstall if the next AA boss is Hoolay.
>>540219241It's mostly about the AE and that's my least favorite faction so I'm being biased with not liking.
I don't get why they didn't just do march and dan in 3.5 then end in 3.6Hysilens and Cerydra don't add anything
Someone post Knight team strats if you don't have Superbreak or DoT.
>Pagrenefags don't play the game to know that her true form is in this patch
>>540219338How the fuck did you 0 cycle side 2, is that E2 Brickle?
>>540219452>E0S0 T0>no partner tagWho are they even trying to fool?
I have done the literal best that I can and that is good enough.
>>540219452why is prydwen lying? she's bad
>>540219452Uh oh...I smell a Prydwen SCAM.
>>540219325CnC
>>540219471Anon that's a 2-cycle.>>540219445Brute force with a strong enough team
Agy, Sunday, Pink Whore and Cyrene is the play. Sunday is such a stud.
>>540219471That is E2 Brickle and AcheronHonestly that was by far my hardest side. It seems super DoT oriented
>>540219278He sustained just fine, I just can't deal with the faggot move that also makes the other mobs attack in the same action so someone just folds without emergency heals>>540219539Yeah I'm blind it seems lmao
Evernight loves Caelus
>>540218617literally methe only content I care about is SU/DU
>>540219241So far it's a lot of yapping and exposition. It's pretty much just March 7th hyping right now, where she's super powerful. Also it feels like Penacony in the sense we keep going from memory to memory. The good part so far is the confirmation of how much Kafka really loves us.
>>540219452>implying anyone takes the site seriously anymore after the Partner++ incident
>>540219563Why did you list Cyrene twice
*cough* *cough* m-mydei support please... onegai
>people itt are jobbing to a jingliufag who uses yunli/tingyun and spunklewtf
>the new game mode is outI swear they didn't talk about it on the stream and neither did you idiots show any infographics from there afterwards. I thought it wasn't coming out until 4.x... I don't want to do it... I barely have one viable sustain as it is, Hyacine, so when Gallagher is also taken, who am I supposed to use? Fubrick? Lingsha?? Bailu might be the best option unironically.
>>540219657Here's your 60% crit damage bro
>>540219657>Fucking Cipher>not TribbieLiterally your fault
>jingliuVertical wheelchair doesn't count
>>540219645Daniel...
[SAD NEWS]My aglaea literally does not have the Base HP to fight AA without S1
mitsuki onaho....
>>540219657>Break side>No RM>No way to handle middle puppetYou dun fucked up
>>540219452Wow, that is one bad evaluation of a character.
Wife
it's fucking over, I'm not equipped for this
>>540219746Fucking Cipher...
>DPS has become so powerful, you don't need a sustain anymoreAnother lie perpetuated by /hsrg/
>>540219757>doesn't countIT BEGINSIT FINALLY BEGINS
>>540219859>another bug eyed freakMaybe she and Phainon really are siblings
what the fuck is that stage 3, the enemy hp bars simply would not move
>>540219921that still holds true in any mode that isn't "Lygus with 50 million hp"
>>540219746Why would Mydei want Tribbie instead of Cipher?
so, how important is spd for her? because its listed at 99+ on prydewen instead of 134+
>>540218474Damn I should have used her instead
>>540219898Damn cat!
>>540219278They need to release more characters so I can lose my 50/50 to her NOW
>>540219921FUARRKKKK LYGUS-SAMA YOUR TOO POWERFUL
>>540219993More like why would he want Cipher over Tribbie? The potato is literally his bis
if you cant even beat a jingliunigger do NOT speak to me
>>540219981if you have a team that can silver lygus, you have a team that can kill the 3rd knight
>Jingliu clear>look inside>wheelchairAlso why are we pretending she didn't just get buffed lmao
March in the tutorials wasn't just a meme...
>>540220069>The potato is literally his bisWhy?
We warned and don’t FALL FOR IT AGAIN Jingliu Bronya Blade Luocha A tier 0 menaceACK’DAcheron Sparkle Jiaqiu PelaA tier 0 menaceACK’DFirefly Stelle Tingyun Ruan MeiA tier 0 menace ACK’DFeixiao Topaz Aventurine RobinA tier 0 menace ACK’DALL ARE NOW USELESS POWERCREPT AND A WASTE OF JADESyou now stand with the NEW TIER 0 COMPCastorice March Stelle HyacineYOU SAY YOU LIKE IT BUT THEYWILLGET ACK’DTOOThe only solution is to not play don’t fall for their games! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
>>540219452She's not that strong
>>540219802But this thing is shooting white cum... ew
Bronze border = bronze saintSilver border = silver saintGold border = gold saintPlatinum border = god cloth
>Hyacine>TribbieDidn't clear. bronze clears go to "doesnt count", silver to bronze, and so on.
I only rolled Evernight because I like her design
haha what? you don't need a perfect clear for the platinum border?
faggot option for all you faggot homosxual fujo troons wiht aids and who have a prolapsed anus and hwo enjoy getting cucked and losing your man to a guy
Edo star needs to cut down from 8 story chapters to like 5, there is absolutely no reason for it to be this long
Is Evernight good or no????????
>>540220226You just need to 0 cycle Checkmate after clearing 3 knights, knight cycles are irrelevant to it
>>540220297no
>>540220226You just need to 0 cycle the big boss
Pompom sounded so happy to see Dan back on the train. Pompom loves the AE so much
>literally ONE (1) rollmy sparkle2 funds are untouched, thanks march for being so easy
>>540220298I thought you were straight up forced to skip knights altogether.
Castorice won
>12 AV off platmight actually be happening once I get march relics that aren't garbage or roll E2
>>540220297on
>>540220236Don’t be so sour, we also got this so far. Let the yumes have some FUN
>ran out of gems for s1 evernightit's so over, I also lost the 50/50 to seeleI should be able to get cyrene but then I'm fucked
Sex with cats
>>540220226Im also pretty sure you can also get 2 cycles on plight and that will also get you platinum.For the people who only whaled on one team
I think it's safe to say Firefly won
>Next patch you can make a t0 team just out of pink haired girls.The devs planned this from the start didn't they.
>DPS evernight wants hyacine and tribbie and that's okay>not okay when brickliu does it and clearsnice thread lmao
>>540220297core for Cyrene
>>540220139Res pen, dmg, Mydei's fat hp Is also good for Tribbie herselfWhat does Cipher even do
Well that was horrible, no wonder DHPT is free
>>540220375Beautiful wives of Caelus
>>540220405>that's okaynot really, it's soulless shit even then.
>finally gold at 87 pulls>Blade E1fuck you edgy MarchI'm using this guarantee for Cyrene instead
>>540220297you wouldn't skip the first canon wife now would you?
Do I need March's cone?
>>540220401Lewdfly
>>540220443Vuln%, Trvke Dmg, Def shred, Skill targetting
>>540220354You either clear checkmate in 0 cycles after clearing 3 knights, or clear the lv 120 version
>>540220356She did
Why does pink attract the mentally ill?
>Dan and TB's physical bodies were floating in space protected by memoriaSo why the fuck was TB the only one who died when we entered Amphoreus
AA is infinitely better than SO
>>540220536I dont need a wife who shares her womb with my bro..
Saber you are so dogshit *kisses forehead*
So if I skipped Hyacine am I just bricked for the new endgame mode?
>>540219746Tribbie is busy carrying Knight III and Cipher is a good enough replacement for Mydei.Just need a perfect support to replace Sunday or Luocha please John Hoyoverse
I'm convinced that red is the superior color
>>540220703sharing is caring
cute and canon
>>540220297Not really, She's just 25% better RMC for full remembrance team
>>540220718you can still do the knightsbut you're likely bricked for lygus and will at best get bronze
How bricked is not 9 starring in AA? What do I miss out on?
He's even seducing hysilens...
>>540220665So the Castorice arc could happen with pagbait
Ok! I'm going to clear with Jingliu too!!
>>540220672only because you're a paggot who rolled dot because of mommy milkies
>>540220728True
>>540220842go for it, sundaybro!
>Castorice writes phaidei fanfics>Cyrene writes mynaxa fanficsMaybe Cyrene isn't so bad after all
>>540220795nothingeverything in its shop is cosmeticthey probably knew people would melty over it otherwise
THERE’S MORE?? AAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE
>>540220770you can do lygus with E2S1 phainon
>don't roll dot>don't roll brick effect>don't roll castorice>shaoji does everything in his power to severely punish youI despise this game
Evey is dead for most of the time is this good?
can someone spoonfeed me the Zandar fight mechanics? I don't get it and I'm too retarded to understand what I read
I need E1 Tribbie…
open up your wallets chumps
bronze border looks better anyway
>>540220887>nobody writes Phainaxa doujinsAnother L
>>540220913Brickfly...
>>540220356the irrelevancy
>>540220894You do lose out on a resin.
>>540220937shaoji is the writer retardbro..................he doesn't direct the whole game now
>>540220967Based Mydei clear
>>540220842>no hyacineANONLYGUS IS GONNA RAPE YOUANON WAKE UP
>>540220887Cyrene also wrote Phaidei fanfic last patch though, she is the kind of fujo that whores out her characters.
>>540220795You miss out on one of those relic customizers.
>>540220972I got my Caswife's support
>don't 9 star>miss out on SMR and new shop currencyBricked
>>540220949yeah, because it bricks the wormday synergy
the only one who kinda struggled was Rappa but that was mostly on me being dumb
>>540220986There's an Anaxa teacher x student in-game fanfic at least but it's probably a mob lol
>>540220672Kill yourself. SO can be cleared with 4*s only.Meanwhile AA requires certain archetypes that have no f2p options.Fucking kill yourself, frogn****r
>>540221046Who's Lygus?
>>540221008Caelus is so lucky
>>540220937I used your exact Knight 2 team and got 2 stars too. saiba bros....
>>540221103>sunday out of nowhereI am using her with Castocute though.
So what is Shartrene....
>>540220013someone post the lynx photoshop meme I don't have it saved
Wife of Caelus
>75 rolls>STILL no EvernightI’m questioning whether to get her or not now
>>540221176Demiurge
>>540221127Please show me the 4* Fearless clear from current SOI'm not going to bring up Dire which puts AA to shame in terms of how hard it whalebaits
>Next time, get a memokeeper insteadHOLY BASED
>>540221245And what is Demiurge....
i lost
Why are so many people using Bailu did you all skip Fofo
>>540221223Yep Cas won bigly
Reminder that there is a stage debuff that says “After an ally gets hit, they get an infinity stacking debuff. When an ally gets hit, they take extra dmg = 0.8% of your HP/stack. These stacks are removed when they receive a shield/heal from another ally.Just wanted to let you guys now.
>>540221235onahole of futa stelle
>my acheron can't 3 starIt's over
Oink
Tell me, is this the first time you pulled bailu off your shelf?
>>540221279Wyell...
>>540221315all the new characters are all just there to be her eidolons
>>540221249https://youtube.com/watch?v=d8hV29pcjCA&pp=ygUec3R5Z2lhbiBvbnNsYXVnaHQgNCBzdGFyIGNsZWFyKiss my glans, greenskin
>>540221376Thanks for funding ZZZ's fourth relaunch.
>>540221442Hyperbloom doesn’t count
>90% of AA clears are stellefagshmmm
WHERE IS MY FREE DAN
>>540221442>limited 5* weapons
I like Evernight but I need better relics, now I wait for Cyrene and my E2 Castorice Exodia team is done. Probably gonna E2 Cyrene if she's very strong and I'll save for late edo star units.
I thought this new end game mode was supposed to be super fucking hard.Literal first try 0-cyled everything.
>>540218795Not a yume but how the fuck are they STILL coping?
Is it true Phainon's tomb is guarded by his onahole
>>540221379No, and it won't be the last.Galapooper is NOT gonna cut it.
>>540218410Bro march is a hyperturbomegabrick in her character trial her 30 memoria nuke did 30k to the boss and then hyacine did 80k
APOLOGIZE TO HERI TOLD YOU BLACK SWAN WAS OUR FREN ALL ALONGBLACK SWAN LOVE
>>540219076WTF Based
Do I even bother getting her cone if I got 2 Castorice cones in a 10 pull?
>>540221689I will now forgive the pure Black Swan
>>540221616>wheelchairB-B-B-B-BUT IT DOESN'T COUNT OKAY CHUD!!!
>>540221704Nah, just use that. Save pulls for Cyrene cone instead
>>540221616>I rolled e6 Firefly, e6 Acheron, e6 Castorice and E6 Evernight and now the game is too easy.
Post your shiny new avatar frames.
My Bronya grows stronger
Why is Dan Heng settling down with Smelle of all
>>540221689nah still wont forgive her for that yuri rugpull
it's up
>le cycle autismfuck off
>>540221704>tfw people were trying to convince us to superimpose the second cone
>Dan gets to smash Stelle and March pussy and people say he's a fag
>>540221689>Black Swan REDEMPTION>Kafkamom confirms she LOVES US>Hysilens is GOATEDdotfriends... SAVED!
>>540221827What is this? A sales post for ants?
>>540221820>he didn't play the gamekek many such cases
>>540221616>knight 2 teamEveryone in that team is E2
>>540221801He is the sacrifice so other guys dont have to, our hero
>>540221616How the fuck did you clear Knight 2 with Brickeron?
best f2p lc for evernight?
>new patch is so shit people would rather talk about the whale game mode over storyLMAO
>>540218893You seriously underestimate how stupid Bailu's healing output is and she loves aoe attacks giving her energy (also max hp and damage reduction in her kit) . Her flaw has always been lack of cleanse and zero offense/party buffs.
>>540221820>yuri rugpullNever happened
>>540221928power of credit card
>>540221939LOL
>>540221801She's got that homely smell of his motherland.
huh, pretty sick damage for an e2 "support" unit
>>540221939the bench
>>540221376Are there any extra rewards for killing Lygus without killing any of the knights?
>>540222116evernightGODS
>>540221939Oh no no no nobody tell him
>>540222116wormday spotted
>>540221689Mama Swannie??!
>>540222134noyou just get to brag about it
this is as far as I go bwos...
>>540221939HAHAHAH.
>>540222201i mean i would've used my e6 cerydra but she cant buff her memosprite sooo...
best f2p cone for Herta?
>>540221770white horsey
I feel that this general has more anti-shills than shills. My desire to pull get crushed by all the flop and requirement posts
>>540221616>E6 Firefly>E6 Silver Wolf>E2 Castorice>E2 Tribbie>E2 Fugue>E1 Ruan Mei>E2 Therta in back pocket>This is just what's displayed on TB profilelole
>Add height difference>Suddenly he's hotWow
karma hit us for flop posting
execute all memoniggers
I haven't followed the story but I like marchBut she looks edgy afCan anyone qrd me on her new form?Is she just being edgy or is she actually going evil or crazy from no caelus dick?
>>540222397this is silly
>patch without the flopturds from hi3>gen is peaceful and talking about the gameLovePeaceFreedom
>>540222380>>E6 Firefly>>E6 Silver Wolfthose are shit and irrelevant
Post Fofo sustaining Lygus
This is brutal. How do you get the platinum avatar border? Do you have to 3 star the knight stages too, or just 0-cycle king?I see the gigawhale in my list has it.
I feel dumb not using the coupon I had to buy the discounted BP 2 weeks ago... didnt realize it was good for Evernight due to double dipping.
>>540221616Shaky...
>8.8 million burst from Evernight>boss health hardly moves an inchThis will be an annoying fight.>>540222230Not even a title on your in game profile?Like you do for clearing max level DU?
>>540222473tulpa of march that acts out on her repressed desires and protects her from emotional harmits why she is a memokeeper serial killer and almost locked TB in her sex dungeon
>>5402225500-cycle king.
>>540222496People are talking about the endgame, no one gives a shit about the new story, even less that other patches
>have 8 /hsrg/ friends on my friendslist>none of them have done the new mode>most of them have not even done MoCErm...is this a casual general?
Hol upCan hyacine fully utilize march the negro's lc?
>>540221801stelle is an attractive woman and you need to stop bullying her
the pag bait for this chapter
Man hysilens filler slop patch had more story discussion than evershits patch. What went wrong
dan heng gay
>>540222294Genius' Repose or Calculus
>>540222610Might be because the story takes time to go through first, retard.
>>540222616You need better friends, Doc.
>>540222568Everyone thinks you are insane for deluding yourself into thinking you can identify posters based on how their "screen shaky". You look deranged.
I hate Hoyo logic that every character that gets older must get taller, if they dont get taller they have some kind of curse like Cerydra.People are allowed to be manlets
>the camera memory got filled up because March was hiding in itFat March
>>540222606Thanks, guess I'll have to try a couple more times to see if I can squeeze out a 0-cycle just to make that whale feel inferior to me, a mere dolphin.
>>540222621Does it matter? You want her cone on her, and evernight's cone doesnt stack.
>>540222649nobody has finished the story yet
>>540222649nobody finished the story you dumbass
>>540222641He shoved his permansor up stelle's dromashole here
>>540222721My hya doesn't have her cone which is why I'm asking
>>540222641>Roa
>He didn't know that /hsrg/ are all scrubs>all the screenshots of clear are actually stolen from discord
is this new mode some whaleshit like stygian where us plebs can only get silver?
>>540222380Stop thinking everyone in the thread is the same person.
Everngiht has like -23 pagbait with you. In fact she gets jealous that you get ot hang out with march while she can never interact with her
March sexEvernight sex
Daily reminder that funding Homoverse = funding China missile program
It's too early in this game's life to try and do some nostalgia bait. They were clearly trying to make this story patch some emotional reunion but it just falls flat.
>>540222796A moderate spender could probably get gold but getting plat is purely whale
bwo wtf...
>hating on StelleDan is a LUCKY man while Phainon is now cucked TWICE and WATCHES
>literally everyone itt besides me is an onahole for Dan nowlol.
So is the Irontomb weekly boss next patch? Its gotta be soon right?
>>540222470wtf rude
>It’s even Bronze border as a day 1 player who spent 300$+[…]
>Nanoka Titsuki remembers my wifeI should've never doubted my best friend's memories...
>>540222919NO REFUNDS
High Cloud Quintet bros we fucking won
>can't even get bronzeHow strong is Lygus without defeating one of the knights (3rd)?Can I do it with E2 Phainon
Uh oh
7 attempts to get side 2 down to 0-cycle and I still can't do it.I got it down to 1 cycle (not updated yet), but I'm pretty sure it's impossible unless you have E6 Kafka or rolled Hysilens
Man this patch's story was really good, they actually gave the AE some real story moments while still tying everything into the themes and story of Amphoreus.Can't wait for everyone to call it garbage over the coming weeks.
>March is boring as shit>Evernight being antagonistic is at least novel>She immediately just reverts back to being MarchFUCK
>>540223035>High Cloud Quintet brosWho??????
So new march7th is evil or not
>>540223035AIIIIEEEEEEEEEMOLESTER WOMAN
Waiting 2 weeks for the free units is diabolical.
>>540223005Hook's lieutenants are quite interesting aren't they? Julian of The Thousand Faces can shapeshift. And the girl on the right might just be a succubus or something? Those Belobog kids are crazy.
good mode I liked it
I have no pulls rn but I have the entirety of 3.0 to current patch that I never touched. Is there at least 180 pulls in there?I want March 8th
>>540223114She's the same as Sunday."Evil" by some pretty loose terms.
are we winning, marchbros?
I won't even get bronze
>>540223035This is the first time Dan Boring came even remotely close to being interesting
>>540223123Yunli NTR
>Calls Black Swan beautiful>Wants to steal her bodyEvernight?More like Evergay.
>>540223097(Me)
>>540223042I tried to brute force with e2 Phainon (Cerydralet). It didn’t work. Enemies deal too much damage
>High Cloud Quintet brosThey have no fans
New mode is kinda hard.... See y'all in 4 weeks.
I have largely checked out, do we know what the next region after amphoreus will be?
>>540223160There is exactly 179 pulls.
Why the fuck can't pooxuan sustain? I quitted after getting free Archer and now I'm on the verge of quitting again, what kinda shit game is this
>>540223280Xianzhou Luofu again
>>540222245Please read the stage. Castorice goes on the third knight
>>540223280Edo Star. Aka Chink masquerading as Nips
>>540223280
>>540223081>p-please like amphoreusnomost are done with this planet and waiting for the next one.
Blade was so happy before the Mara....>>540223220that's because it's the other Dan lol
Silver win for Silver Wife!
Please send help
How's my Evernight's stats looking?I just put a Poet set on her.Need a little bit more crit damage rolls.But my good HP% orb / rope are on Castorice.
since hoylo loves to take stuff from ffxiv it will turn out that you were the 6th quintlet member because of time travel whne we go to lofou 3 chapter. You acideanlly got baiheng killed and kicked off the whole plot but everyone forgrot
FujoGODS won
>>540219319so, it's just stygian onslaught again?does it also give me all the jims for piss easy difficulties like GI does, or did they lock some jims behind the highest difficulties?my game is still patching
>>540223326its over
>>540223331You have to spam her skill but that's a no-no with Archud
>>540222664But I friended all the QTs I could find...
Am I the only one who feels absolutely nothing for Dan Heng and March?They are just so bland.It doesnt even feel like they are important companions since they tend to be MIA every fucking planet we go too after the first.>EXPLORING THE PLANET DIDNT FEEL RIGHT WITHOUT MARCHBitch was MIA for 99% of penacony. Dan Heng was mia for 99% of space china.
>>540223331>sig-less fuyou like?
>>540223331they added her to the pity loss pool so she no longer has to function in new content
>>540223359I've just accepted that my taste differs from the average Anon here.I really like the story and wake up early every time it comes out to binge it because it consistently evokes strong emotions from me.You're welcome to dislike it or think it's boring, I hope you faggots enjoy the next arc atleast, I pity the people who play this game but can't enjoy the story.
>>540222796e0s1 cas team can get plat so i’m 99% sure you’re just a shitterminimum cost to beat plight is like i think 12 cost on cas team
>>540223465The whole AE is a charisma void, it's time to nuke that faction and start again.
>>540223465yes
>>540223359uh oh melty!
I love assembling the crew/team before the final battle scenes
>>540223331Sorry anon, only the brightest FuDIETIES make it to the other side.
>the respawning archers are back but they're invincible nowSo what is this supposed to be shill for? They just kill my characters since they keep attacking.
>>540223387DO NOT TRUST HIM. THIS MAN CHOSE TO RAPE DEVIL MAY CRY AND WILL GASLIGHT YOU WHEN YOU GIVE ANY CRITICISM NO MATTER HOW CONSTRUCTIVE AS A PERSONAL ATTACK
>>540223516ChatGPT ass post
>>540223465I do like March when she's around, Dan is a bit too much of a bitch though, no cares for him.
I wish I had 3 copies of Hyacine for this new whale mode.No one else is remotely consistent at keeping these 3k HP Atk scalers alive.
>>540223615>No em dash>Contains the word faggot>3 lines totalnot at all
>>540223516reminder to never listen to a retard and definitely don't bother responding to him with conviction like this
a reminder not to waste your AA currency on the bubbles reskin and sexytime pom-pomyou KNOW some DEMON at hoyoverse is gonna lock a character skin behind this some day
>>540223516I like it too but we are rarities here, lots of people here just want to log in, do their dailies and swipe for endgsme while bitching about sales and thread drama. Amphoreus has been a blast.
>>540223595Luoshill
>>540223615More like ChatAGP with all the trannies here, right?
>>540223535Is this charisma?
>>540223595hyacine unironicallycheckmate too
>f2p bronzeI'll take it
>>540223679I WILL be buying the pompom skin and you cant stop me. I dont want to replace Bubbles.
>>540223679sorry I see furry onahole I buy
The QUEEN of "DOESNT COUNT"
does dan sustain way better than everyone else or something? I can't stay alive at all against Knight 3. How is this even possible.
my cute retard trio, finally together
>>540223608I just remembered, a few threads ago anons asked why there wasn't an elemental system in the recent FF title. He said why along with other things.>no playable party membershttps://www.gematsu.com/2023/02/final-fantasy-xvi-a-detailed-breakdown-with-producer-naoki-yoshida>“Clive will have opportunities to fight in a party. However, because again, with our game design, we wanted players to be able to focus on the real-time action battles, party members will be fully AI controlled. That said, in addition to battle, there is a lot of chatter between the party members throughout the game, and they bring a lot to the story”>no MPhttps://www.famitsu.com/news/202302/28294247.html>There is no concept of MP or stamina in this work, is there? What was your intention in eliminating these concepts?>Takai: From the beginning, we did not intend for users to enjoy resource management as a fun activity. The only items to manage are items such as potions, and other action parts are recast for a short time. We didn't want to bother you with the "I have to save this until the boss comes out" factor.>no element affinitieshttps://www.famitsu.com/news/202302/28294247.html>Takai: We have not included an attribute system. You can use whatever summoner you want to use against any opponent and get 100% performance out of it. Of course, there are graphic distinctions, such as flame effects, but there is no rule that says you should switch to an ice summoner when fighting a flame enemy.
>every time they mention her its about her hugging youRice won
>hysilens is for a meme team>cerydra is bad>evernight is bad>dan heng is free>cyrene is brickedwhat the fuck is happening at mihoyo?
>>540223712That's a jobber
>>540223785luochud clears though?
>>540223465I'm a simple guy. I care about everyone who cares for me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hn4WDWxbDZM>this made it as a cutscene
>>540223815Saving the power creep for japan planetJust like they saved it for Tribbie
>>540223807FF16 ruled and elemental weaknesses/immunities would have made it clunkier so I think he was right.
>noooooooo you can't enjoy the game you have to seethe! you have to seethe seethe seethe and be mad and screech and squeal and seeeeeeethe just like me!!!She BROKE you
team suggestions for knight 1?I barely manage to get 2*, the other 2 and final boss aren't an issue at allmy firefly is kinda weak, my herta is fine but miss anaxa for weaknesses, acheron falls short
>>540223785>knight 3unironically time to summon HER if you don't have luoGOD
Should I spend $20 for the March icon y/n
>>540223712Tesla is glad her boy-toy grew up so well.
>need 12/12 pf to unlock aaoh never mind then
>>540223407Unironically true. He definitely love us WAY more than Firefly, or March/EvernightOur top 3 simp would Cyrene > Dan > Phainon > (Powergap) > Everyone else
>>540218474>Fu on Break team>Knight 3 YunliSNACK team>WheelchairliuWhat the FUCK
>>540223878luospud is free thoughbeit
>>540223815>Evernight>Needs LC + Eidolons + Hyacine + Hyacine LC to function as a normal characterMHY probably thought that since it was March people would all slurp it up. This is another aglaea where the kit has issues just so you can pull other things to fix it.
>>540223803Remembrance MCPermanence DanEvernightSundayIn 3 weeks my Astral Express dreamteam will be complete...
>>540223808At the risk of setting off the schizophrenics, Castorice's story arc ties into the narrative of Amphoreus more closely than most of the heirs. A huge chunk of Amphoreus has been screaming "The past and this moment matter and shouldn't be discarded" and "Even something born from sin can be good" at the player. Castorice's character arc is very emblematic of these themes, which is probably why they chose to push her for part 1 of Amphoreus and made her the Anni character.
>>540223838>>540223878I wish I picked luocha instead of brickmei on the free selectorI'll try with gallagher and lynx, my bailu isnt fully built.
>filters you
>Nullifies Inversion just by existing>Nullifies Sunder just by existing>Gives full uptime on Think Outside the Box just by existing>Gives full uptime on Hammer and Anvil just by existingSorry but if you used Hyacine your clear doesn't count. You're literally fighting 1/3rd of a boss.
are there any jades to be earned in the new endgame mode ?????
uggorice cucks are desperately clinging to relevance in this gen rumao
>>540223679by the time they do we'll probably have 2 and a half patches or more notice. and it'll probably be several patches after being done with getting the dumb noisy cat and whatever pompomp outfits get stuffed in there.
>>540224026He got btfo by a schizo teenage girlI cant really take him seriously
>>540224017Rice Love!
>>540223942sis your Herta for free PF clear? You can roll her right now.
THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE
>>540224030One unlucky turn and it’s TPK
>>540223838YOU GUYS TOLD ME LUOCHA WAS BAD AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE
>Evernight looks at you like thisWhat do?
>only border on my friends list is a fellow silverWHERE ARE YOU FAGGOTS
>>540223990the express kids dream team...
How do I use dark March? (cas team)Skill spam? When do I ult?
>>540224163Fail to hold back my own tears.
>>540224164I'm playing the story first leave me alone
>won my 50/50ME HAPPY
>>540224164I can plat but need to first figure out a team for the first fight to 3*otherwise I don't care, I'm like 2 attacks off plat
>luochud is bad>bailu is meme>fu is brick>all 3 find use in the whalezoneI'm starting to think you guys suck.
anti-pag character
>>540223160Exploration is maybe like 30 rolls. You expect too much.
>>540223807>We just did the bare minimum because bing bing wahoo eikon manIt's even worse than i thought.All those problems they listed are so easily fixable it's insane>no MPgive passive MP regen>no playable party memberssince most of them are basically useless and only occupy space on the screen, either turn them into passive equipment-like that give you buffs or passives>item management bad because you might want to hold on to stuffCrafting and a recipe system.>no attribute because we dont want to limit gameplaydon't make elemental resistances, only weaknesses
>E2 Firebrick>but no Fugue>can't 3 star the rook>this means I can't get the crystal borderAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
sickest e6 art so far?
>>540224301only thing that matters for crystal border is 0 cycling lygus
>>540223807This is some of the lowest faith in a player I've ever seen in a developer. You know how easy it is to reword all this in a mocking way that belittles the player?>We think basic stamina management found in countless games is too much for the player and we can't think of any solution to alleviate this.>You can interchangeably use anything you want, thus there's no wrong option therefore your dumbass player can brute force spam the same shit they always did without variation. Imagine if I wrote>We removed enemies with shields or requiring different tactics or thinking outside the box because we want the dumbest player to be able to use any solution for any problem without anything incentivizing change besides boredom. >Our players are dumber than Genshin players who handle element systems in their sleep so we better make doing a wrong choice impossible.
>>540224285lava chicken slut...
>>540224323>e6 I KNEEL
>>540223465>this nigga skipped belobogGet out newfag.
so uh how do I do knight 2 without hysilens
>>540224284That's an invitation to threesome bwo
I want to die
>>540224443your firewife?
>>540224445she does not care abouty you at all. Shes yandere for march
>>540224458Seele!
AA resetting every patch is just not good. I didnt roll any dps besides Castorice. Acheon/Firefly are e0s0, it's over..
>>540224445Invitation to threesome when she ocupies the same body as march?You niggers don't use your brain
wtf did I roll Herta for?
There are non-dolphins/whales in this thread trying for E2S1 March.What do you have to say to the ones who failed their 50/50s?
>>540224458Looks the same as mine except I got fucking Gepard instead of Seele
>>540223807>We have not included an attribute system. You can use whatever summoner you want to use against any opponent and get 100% performance out of it.Imagine if they took that approach to DMC3. Imagine if they took out all the cool hidden mechanics and features that make the game rich with detail. Imagine a triple-A title of today doing less for their combat system than a game that came out 20 years ago.
Name every limited female character with no thighband, armpit window, or flower motif.Hard mode: No looking it up.
Evernight cares so deeply about (us)
>Bartholos is mute (playing on jp)>says he muted himself so Evernight can't find him
>she does not care abouty you at all. Shes yandere for march
>>540224341oh really
>>540224284You know that can be taken two ways, right?
this scene would be so gay if you play as caelus
>>540224582Arlecchino
>>540224609he's right btw, you're just an ugly, fat and brown pag
would dick fix her?
>Anaxa uncucked Kremnos... with GUNSKNEEL
>>540224284This was the cutest revelation of the patch.She probably still vibes with the AE crew as a whole but it's really cute how she puts March on a pedestal like a mom would.
>fofo keeps dying to knight 2 or 3fuck do I do now
>>540223807This is what devs have to do when their remaining playerbase is growing older and dumber, while attracting new players is tough and you don't want to scare them away with complexities.
>pure sustain are useless they say>it needs to do something else like DPSing to be good they say
>>540219859Is cyrene a hag or a maid
>>540224628It's almost like yuripags and waifupags are two sides of the same coin eh
>>540224458HOLY FUCK I WANT TO FUCKING DIE
>>540224587Better mingame than the press and hold one
>lost 50/50 to another bronyadawei you fag give me evernight ffs
>>540224694obviously maid
>>540224609>While cementing without a shadow of doubt that march is 1000% for (you)
>>540224580DMC3 doesnt have an elemental system though, bro.
>>540224662someone post the caelus x dan luofu2 image of them laying on top of each other
>>540224565So she's feeling it when I'm fucking March?
>>540224628yea but she is taling about march here, The other languages make it more clear. And use contex clues bro. Why would she be jealous that she can talk to you when evernight can do that too??? She cant talk to march thats why shes jealous
>>540224458It doesn't get better. Your account is just seeded to lose coinflips.>>5402247783 actually does have one.
>you're just an ugly, fat and brown pag>t.
>try knight 2>JQ actually runs out of procs before he can refresh itBro I don't have the SP economy for this bullshit
>>540224687Maybe they're leaving because the game belittles them and mocks their intelligence. I would quit because there's nothing to bite into, it's a fruit that's all hollow on the inside. The only message I got from all that is>We remove basic features because our players make Genshin players look like geniuses and we can't challenge them with mechanics Genshin players have no trouble with
>>540224569free pure fiction clears for the foreseeable future
That sure was a bunch of Cyrene corpses
I'm coming, Trailblazer.
>the word ‘pag’ is being spammedGOOD MORNING MANILA HOWS THE DUMPSTER DIVING GOING MANILATROON
>>540224569To carry you for 6 patches and counting? Works on my machine
>>540224801>The other languages make it more clearpost the Japanese and Chinese versions
I love March
>>540224778Anon never used Cerberus on A&R and noticed Agni taking more damage?
there we go, now i can play.
540224778
>>540224835It's dogshit design that shills dot to the max. Break has a chance but still has to face wrong weakness. Any other archetype is fucked. I saw wind weakness and tried Feixiao, yeah no.
I love them... ;_;
>>540224958
any phainon lygus stage clears? I kept dyin when he does the nuke...
Why does Evernight have that Furina backside?
cuteday
>use contex clues broThese are the same """people""" who tell us Acheron and Black Swan are a canon gay couple kek
In the absolute worst case scenario where I don't get Evernight's S1, I can use this for Hyacine and use the Herta cone for Evernight, right?
>>540224835You need SP, you say?
>when you realize all Phainon amounted to was nuking a cliff
>>540224778It does but it's pretty subtle. Multiple enemies take more damage from different element weapon types (Agni and Rudra flames, Nevan electricity etc)
Ok, ran some stages to see the damage difference. 80% built Evernight E0S1 is stronger than E2S1 Herta against 1 and 2 targets, a bit weaker against 5 targets. I have no words. I honestly feel like I should keep rolling eidolons up to E2 till the day her banner goes out because if that's the E0 performance, I can only imagine the E2 damage...
wait you dont get dang heng on patch drop? wtf is the point
Why are there so many DMCkeks in my general?
>>540224973I tried Feixiao my first run, got confused why she did so little damage further down.didn't read the boss mechanic. wym it's less crit damage every time they lose hp????
So Evernight is like March 7ths immune system that flares up when she’s fucking up hard
3S3RGX2PGL7P – 50 Stellar Jadeshttps://hsr.hoyoverse.com/gift?code=3S3RGX2PGL7PMADFORMARCHhttps://hsr.hoyoverse.com/gift?code=MADFORMARCH
>>540224778>>540224817>>540224945Or charged King Cerberus or Griffin in V against the Pyrobat enemies. it does much more damage than other foes. It's in V too.
Miss pink elf rabu
>>540224565Yes
>>540225030im wondering the exact same thing
E2 evernight is pretty good I have to say
>>540225030>use this for HyacineYour hyacine cone?
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE REMOVE SHAOJI FROM HIS JOB!!! HES TRASH
>>540225036>"I pissed on a rock, Mydeimos.">"It felt good."
Dan is gay for Caelus, straight for Stelle
>>540225089
>>540225131>hyacine coneI LOST EVERY SINGLE FUCKING COINFLIP I DON'T HAVE THAT FUCKING LUXURY
>>540225097So I wasn't hallucinating the extra VFX when I hit them with Lightning in 5.
Wonderful update.
>>540225027>when fags try to explain how everyone is actually super gay and the game devs are sending us secret coded gay messages
why is this patch so shit?
>>540225139Shaoji gave us firefly and cyrene. He is good in my book
okay I cleared knight 3, but I don't think I can do Lygus. Gallagher couldnt keep my team alive against the first wave, I didn't even get to Lygus... I'll try fofo, but I doubt I can do it
>>540225091It's DoT shill stage, you can bruteforce crit if you're bursting it down like Archer, it's bad for thousand cuts style damage like Feixiao
>>540224284Get fucked then
>yuripags trying to "claim" evernight when their whole argument is how march is so into TB it makes evernight jealous Lmao
>>540225152We know DMC because of ZZZ but nice try
>there are hyacine S1-lets herelol
>>540223516>I pity the people who play this game but can't enjoy the story.Holy slurper consoomer mentality
>>540224565that just means its always a threesome
>>540218565Love to see it, congrats bro
>>540225215I am not looking forward to trying. Hyacine is my only good sustain right now. Otherwise I only have Gallagher, Bricksha and Fu Xuan, none of which are capable of dealing with nowadays incoming damage anymore from my MoC experience
>>540225242Kissing march while dan gives you backshots
>>540218410Evernight E2 (she is E1 already) or lightcone? I must mention that all my other lightcones for remembrance are f2p and purples.
>rolling Remembrance trashlollmao even
>>540223703that's why you're here after all
>>540225165I'm sorry to tell you, but hyacine cone is how you supercharge evernight
>>540225247KEKAROOOOO
Damn
no way, jobtakeks will gigamelty for a week
How the hell are you supposed to tank knight 3 without Hyacine
>>540225328Since she's already E1, E2 has more priority
>knight II rapes your crit damageThen just raise it even harder and rape them? lmao?
>>540225342I'm just using her for my Castorice so I can free my E1 TribbieI don't fucking care about Cyrene anymore at this point
that's a lot of res pen...
>>540225215Lygus is a pure Hyacine check. Curious to see what other clears from TC pop up because as is I can't even clear the first wave before getting raped to death unless I use Superbreak
>>540225247if you knew even a bit of english youd know that was true. She doesnt show any interest in tb and is full on yandere for march
I can only 2 cycle Lygus with E2S1 Castorice, E0S0 Evernight, E1S5DDD Tribbie and E0S1 Hyacine....
>>540225317He's not that gay
>>540225282You're playing a gacha game, one of the lowest forms of entertainment in the medium of gaming, barely above live service slop like League. of legends slop is the default, this game offers very little outside of the story updates.
>>540225178It's very subtle in V and it's a bit confusing because there's moves that look like they do an element but don't really.Some people on r*ddit did testing and TLs of guidebooks and postedhttps://www.reddit.com/r/DevilMayCry/comments/b1zpxw/long_post_dismal_hp_numbers_stun_and_difficulty/https://www.reddit.com/r/DevilMayCry/comments/d4ypxj/enemy_stats_and_other_info_from_the_official_dmc5/So it exists but there's confusing parts like how Overture does not deal lightning damage, and Cavaliere only deals lightning damage when it sends sparks to the ground. But it exists.
>>540225393How does that invalidate what I said genius
March/Evernight? Our love interest as wellYou will always be our first wife, and we love you as well
Evernight straight up says she wants to get into Black Swan's heart thoughbeit.
>>540225421> touching caelusohnononononono
>knight 3 is kicking my ass what do I do?the humble medicine lady:
>>540225427go back
>>540225359is her e6 really stronger than her gigabroken e2?
>>540225359>a content cycle old dps who received zero support, literally no support whatsoevervs>someone with a full wheelchair to carry her
>>540225359Never pulling x.0 bricks ever again
>>540225461they must have no confidence in the story if they're resorting to hard (You) bait every patch
>>540222705Aventurine is old and a manlet
>>540225384is that buff better than the 60% damage buff?
>>540225461>>540225421C&C, Astral Express together forever
>>540225461cropping that scene wont change that fact dans rubbing his two dicks all over your ass
I was just pressing random buttons. Good enough.
>>540222616these are EU hours and we're all at work right now
>>540225495>E2 BailuThank you, medicine lady!
>>540225461Ultimate C&C patch>waifu fags are happy>yume fags are happyI’m glad HSR has been healing since 3.5, one can only imagine what 3.7 will have in store…
>>540224217always use skillult resummons evey, if evey is already up it gives you more memoria stacks. but you have to consider the ult debuff uptimeif you explode evey frequently with low stacks, that gives cas more newbud, but you run down the ult vuln debuff quickly. if you explode evey slowly, you have less cas newbud but you preserve the ult debuff. it’s case-by-case, you have to figure out if the newbud or vuln uptime is more important at that moment
>>540225496to the past
isnt the astral express threesome hug the first actual canon hug in the game? None of the other pag baits got that
>>540225653Castorice?
Fuck this mode is rough. Actually had to get Fu Xuan out for the stupid Acheron comp again
>>540225653hook rapes (you) and don't you ever forget this
rerun when
>>540225681oh i forgor
>>540225092Imagine caring about her story when they rewrote it heavily and it could have been anything else
Why does the word pag always start being spammed during SEA hours? You never see it being spammed during American hours btw. Why do you hate your own race so much? You need some self confidence bro
>>540225516Phainon *really* disappointed
>>540225681Who?
>>540225718I wonder what her farts smell like...
>>540224323idk about the art but the fact that it’s a callback to preservation march e6 already makes it the best one
NEW CODE YOU FOOLS3S3RGX2PGL7P50 GEMS
What the actual fuck is this shit?E2 is a +256% dmg increase? E6 is fucking +559%?>in ZZZ E2 is ~40% and E6 is +~110%>in Genshin E2 is +~45% and E6 is +~170%Why are they going full retard with this
>>540225681One-sided hugs with mob characters don't count
I'm sorry but the fake nails ontop of the gloves look so fucking bad
Acheron's pussy do be kinda big tho
>>540225646to play these shitty games that suck ass
>>540225427>all this in a dmc game>make ff game inspired by dmc>remove it allSomebody explain this to me without implying the devs straight up hate their players.
>>540225716dont reply to me ever again
>>540225215I can clear Lygus with luocha as my healer but its only a 1* though. DoT can't clear the mobs fast enough
>>540225801She just doesn't shaveYou know how Asians are
since dhpt gets free level 60, how much stagnant shadow mats to farm? 55?
>>540225759March deserves the best. Simple as.
>>540225461>>540225516>>540225615>Caeluskeks are just blatantly lying nowshe was talking to both the Trailblazer and Dan here
>>540225801It's called puffy vulva you mong
>>540225808Incompetence
>>540225801Kafka and Black Swan got her beat in that department
>>540225646https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4iBU_D36-AA
I can't unlock the mode because I can't clear apocalyptic shadow
>>540225808All the people at square who knew how to make good games left before the ps1 era
>>540225813it is what it is
Why does March love us so much that her alter ego is jealous? Lmao thats ridiculous
>>540225895Square never made good games
Good morning guys. How's the new patch story?
>>540225801Why does Acheron dress like a trashy whore?
>>540225759people were like "we're all skipping" so mihoyo said let's reward the 4 vertical investment whales
>>540225842Cool, this is canon btw.
>>540225756ALSO ANOTHER NEW CODEMADFORMARCH
I'm suddenly reminded of that Gurren Lagann school manga where Nia has a split personality.
did they fug
Sean
you know theres nothing stopping us from just having sex with Hook
>>540225957Can’t help it, Dan and March are hungry for our dick/pussy
Evernight makes Stelle lick her feet
>>540225957AOEEEEEE DID SHE LOOK AT ME. SEX SEX SEX. IM HAVING SEX WIHT EVERYONE WHO LOOKS AT ME. EXCPET JINGLIU AND LYGUS EVERYONES FOR ME
>>540225984She fucked Baiheng who fucked everyone but Blade.Blade did not fuck. He studies the Blade.
>>540226013Firefly already got it
>>540225808I'm assuming they either think very badly about their players, or they're trying to appeal to a type of player that makes the average Genshin player look like Einstein.
>>540225912They just reheated Seele and "Seele" for this because they stopped trying to have a unique idea 2 years ago when you all complained about Xianzhou
>>540225759Copies in HSR are stronger and have been increasingly so. It's also partially because it's a turn based game so any action economy bonuses, especially action forwards are way more powerful.
who won the hugner games?
SOVL
>>540225842It's called common courtesy, anon...
Black Swan - With this Jade Abacus I SummonLmaaooo
I rolled for e2s1 herta btw. yes, make fun of me, I deserve it
>>540225759it would be cool if they released the lightcone superimpose differences as well. hers might actually be worth s5'ing because not only does it buff your entire team, it might also just make her ult rotation faster because it generates energy
>>540226049Yes we know nobody ever looked at your ugly ass that way
>>540226012we're her honorary member (by her admission) so clearly not an issue
okay, yeah, this is impossible
I haven't played since 2.1Did they ever fix the problem where every Xianzhou character (minus Dan) is boring as hell?Sampo Koski clears.
>>540225930Pretty good, it's about 3 hours long too.I recommend finishing it one go.
i dont like shitty youbait but honestly March is the canon girlfriend so it's unironically cute and canon.
Remember "you only need 2 limited sustain" or "lmao anon is rolling sustain character" posts? How do you feel now retard
It's actually a really cute reunion, I just didn't want to spoil it but Caeluskeks can't control their shitposts it seems
>>540225781Hoyo has dogshit designersI wish we had R1999 design team here
>>540225984Baiheng fucked Blade and Jingliu is a femcel
what if sampo becoms an edgy bad boy in his alt form
If you're a man and you use Stelle, you want to fuck Dan Heng.
DAN IS FOR (ME)
>>540224323is that universal 20% res shred enough of an excuse to put her in non-memosprite teams as well?
>>540226172Caelus' wives
>>540226140>flopflopi burst out laughing
Can I claim Dan today?
>>540226140>fofoTHIS NIGGAAAA
>>5402262393 weeks
>>540226239In 3 weeks
>>540226239No, wait 3 weeks
>>540226172Smart people don't open the thread until they finish the story but yeah this was a very nice reunion, glad we got CGs this patch again.
>>540226214whos the first wife. March or Dan heng?
Be nice to me!
>>540224323marchGOD...
>>540226140Okay Manami
>Dan>MarchBoth are Caelus’ bitches, cope and seethe troon kekekeke
>>540226274First is Firefly
How much You(bait) is there compared to 3.5I thought 3.5 was insufferable in that regard
I did it bwos
>>540226336There's no pagbait unless you squint really hard
>>540226316trvke, dan is a bro so it's not gay
>>540226274Honestly it does feel like TB is closer to March than Dan, but Dan is also definitely closer to the TB than March.
>they don't have e0s1 hyacute
Evernight: I hate yuri and Sean
Guys I don't think Castorice is very good for this last fight...
>>540226140tip: your chars can't die if the dragon is out
>>540226372i need this...
>>540226140>no HyacineAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>540226336Dan and March are your friends, not your fuckbuddies. Much like shipfags, pags are just desperate for any scrap.
>>540226336It's March so it's canon instead of youbait retard
>>540226350thank you for funding march>>540226384 friend
>>540226336There's just two moments of it really, rest needs you to squint pretty hard. I do wonder why no one is talking about those two scenes though.
>>540226384>blade duo dps>ruan meiyour team is atrocious
>troons being mad at (you) bait from Astral Express chodes of allLmao, come on this is the AE trio March and Dan they’re there to suck your cawk
>>540226172Did you miss the attempt at making the evernight thing about Yuri or ...
I started in 3,1 there literally are not enough characters that arent dogshit to clear AA for me
They better rerun hyacine or I won't pull for cyrene
>yumes get grown up bishonen Dan this patch>waifufags get TRVE March crying and hugging youwtf, hsr is healing
worth getting Trigger for Zhu?
>>540226384>Blade>Ruan MeiWhere are THEY? What are you DOING???
>>540226546spoilers???
Since I don't have a DoT team, I can't beat Knight II.What a dogshit endgame design.
>>540226464>>540226576I will not own Tribbie and my evernight turned out to be E1 Blade. I don't know what else I'd really do to pump the team up for that fight, I think simply running another team would be better. Maybe even Fireflop.>>540226460yes friend?
>>540226562Zhu is very bad in current state
>>540226546I chose Stelle and I’ve been regretting it since 3.5, I was a bit mad during Firefly but I didn’t expect it to be 10x more. PLEASE give me a gender swap Hoyo
>>540226595There's been clears with typical hypercarries like Saber or Anaxa
>>540226562Zhu-ge Knogming you said? Name better For (You) bait.
>>540225752death
>>540226514I don't give two shits about yuri or selfinsert, I just hate when """people""" make a really cute FRIENDSHIP moment into romanceshit, it's disgusting
>>540226595Since I don't have Hyacine, I can't beat King
>clears are pouring in>many bronzes, some silvers a few platwhaleswhen the do melties begin?
>540226671Least obvious yuriturd falseflag
Cute and Canon!
>>540226671Suuuure
>cyrene asmr while exploring the tombthat tickles
>>540226625>SaberHave her, hits like a truck, but there is no support to fuel her.>AnaxaDon't have him.
>>540226713>melty over a temporary frameOkay bro.This general has had them for less.
>>540226640https://files.catbox.moe/8edhqe.mp4
>>540226610Idk why you'd want to watch another man hug your waifu on screen. I'm the one who has sex with my waifu, not Caelus.
Nobody cares yuripag, you’ve been crying forever just ignore our posts instead of crying like the poor paggy you are
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How can anyone like this boring ass and dull story
>>540226762But you KNOW that THEY will get uppity, it's a given.
>>540226671Unless it's two men then they're secretly cleaning out each other's crap pipes
>>540226793>>540226793>>540226793
>>540226726I-IS THAT TWO CHARACTERS NEAR EACH OTHER!?CLEARLY THEY ARE FUCKING!!!CUTEANDCANON!!!On a more serious note, kill yourself
>>540226790>>540226803good job bwos
>>540226783Your waifu literally simping for multiple men. You're a cuck
>>540226172>ignoring the "march is yuri!!" JOBelle posts
sempais help me get 3 stars on knights 1 and 2. I don't have superbreak or DoT. Best I did was 3 cycles on both.
>>540226576>1744037019596630m.jpg>saving mobile thumbnailsISHYGDDI
Welt Ojii-san....
>>540224445>>540225284>>540225107>>540225461>>540226784Everyone hates you, !Akemi.You will never be more than one person.
>>540226214>>540226376>>540226467>>540226316Everyone hates you, !Akemi.