Previous: >>540201185>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Believe (3*)9/22: CM Classic - Kyoto 2000m, right, autumn, sunny, firmOctober: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m, left, autumn, cloudy, firmNovember: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m, left, autumn>Global Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: El Condor Pasa (Alt 3*), Grass Wonder (Alt 3*), Hishi Amazon (3*), Seiun Sky (SSR), King Halo (SSR), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Shinko Windy (SR)9/11 - 9/23: Legend Race9/21 - 10/4: Story Event - Uma QuestTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd cour will air on 10/5Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19Guest Starring:Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/>Thread CirclesJP: ウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)EN: https://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)https://rentry.org/umapog
Did you guys get the achievements on steam yet?
two risque cunny OPs in a row?
>>540225181Like 2 months ago, 700 hours in
Flower is hella cute desu. I'm surprised there isn't more of a mandate to roll for all the irl female horses but I guess they're a bit tomboyish in-game.
This thread will be better
*SIIIIP*
>>540225507What's her name again?
>>540225507who are you
>>540225194omg she's waving to me bwos!! I think she likes me!
>>540225541>>540225194fuck off, she was waving at me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVPkjYat2q0
>>540225538>>540225540That is Satono Crown
Still curious about this >>540225106It looks like now it will take 3 months for a spark off dailies
The view from her bedroom is mine.
Who is she calling?
Groundwork? Well I sure hope it does!
>just upgraded my phone (slow adapter)>careers now take half the time lesswtf i should've done this sooner
How would you respond to this?
>>540225405FATTIES!
>>540225906Oh yeah? *rapes u*
>>540225906As in cap?
>>540225906They should have really NOT make Spica a team for Season 3
>>540225129uuuuuu
>>540226504>should have really NOT make
>>540225906I had a peak?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPKzW-qIohYWhat did they mean by this?
>>540226504>They should have really NOT make a Season 3mostly fixed
>>540225906>retires to fuck mares all day
So how awful is trying to get Groundworks from inheritance if at least 4 of the parents/grandparents have them? My luck last CM from trying to get Spurt for Gold Ship was atrocious. Hoping I'm not going to see another 1/10 runs getting Spuirt but failing to reach decent stats.
>>540225906fuck you i got one more in me
Alright you are now put in charge of Umamusme making a new season of the anime. What will be your plans for season 4?
>>540226902Groundwork is not too bad.Good luck getting 3 green skills though.
>>540227001I have target in sight
Don't you love it when you get a bad mood event immediately after you get a good mood event for the third time in the same run?
>>540225665Why is Nishino running in panties...? hazukashii desu!!
>>540227252at least it's randomimagine getting cucked out of a turn because you pressed rec and got karaoke on Good mood and then gets mood down
Male trainers just want a pet they can fuck! Behead all male trainers!
>lone wolf keeps activatingToreinas...
Is the connecting issue back or is it just me? Fuck this game.
>>540227629just you bwi
You're making a grand/parentA skill hint pops up on the support you're targetting, buts its the same day as an epithets g1 race.Do you take the hint or the race
What do i do with monies? ive heard that its the biggest time gate in the game, but other than leveling up cards (i already have leveled up all the ones i use) and getting potential levels, is there any reason i should save up?
>>540227559Dober would never say this
>>540227675If I'm making a groundwork parent and I don't have groundwork yet then hints that could give me groundwork are #1 priorityIf I already have groundwork I'll just be myself and do whatever
>>540227675Race unless I know I don't have the stats for it
Fillies
>good skill hints>S mile>supports stuck on guts
What determines the hud color when doing a career run?
My wife? TachyonYes she is the best
Got bored and threw a single ticket at the Hishi banner lol
okay, now whatI've never gotten this far before
So many people in cm rooms are skirting by with sub-600 stamina. A single debuffer will destroy so many of them
>>540227665I turned the game on and off, seems to work now
>>540227971you are so smart bwo well done
>>540227926AuraThe Umamusume soulHer Ki
>>540227738For using guests in your career runs or spending in Tazuna's scam shop, that's about it.
Making a Ryan parent for Grass, what skills should I look to get?
>>540227941Stop paying attention to meta garbage and play the way that's fun for you. If you can't figure out on your own what that is in this game, stop playing this game so much.
>>540228130This + Furious Feat + Redshift
>>540228140that post was meant as a joke, a shitpost evensorry
>>540226504To be fair, ALL of the side characters got shafted in season 3. It's like they tried to shove everyone in the story where they don't belong
>>540228140yeah lets gaslight him into having a 10% winrate instead of 90% that's so fun
>>540228140Nobody asked you retardgodGo eat your own shit or whatever you find "fun" and let the big boys talk about the game
>>540228140This but unironically.
>>540228230Yeah I know, this is the Pokemon anime effect that tries to live off of the fame of the previous characters when they all past their peak and should have retired.
>>540228260I love PVP games like uma because all the retards crying about meta are simply free wins for me
>>540226504I wish Gold Ship got put into her own gen instead of just being randomly included everywhere. I fully believe S4 will be about the 2010s gen with Gentildonna, Orfevre, and Gold Ship.
>>540228380tl;drkeep your seething under 5 words or less
goldship is core
Talk me out of doing a pace chaser, late and debuffer for next CM.
>>540227861your wit and stam are too low anyways...
>>540228580I know, all these green skills are a waste
>>540225156filthy animal
>>540228532goldship.
I've seen Taishin winning CM3 prep rooms more often than the entirety of CM2
kitasan sex
>>540228704you're an end closer not front runner you need spurt
>600stamina for tenno sho spring>6thFRIG
>>540201185>>540225129
>>540228840Tenno Sho Spring is the new Hopeless Stakes
>>540228840perhaps your guts was lacking
>>540228796Taishin should keep getting better with time as people learn how to train her properly or get better cards
>>540228796Post their builds?
First rate...
which umas would let me hit right away
>3 sleep deprived in a row
>>540229301
cygames I beg of you gimme something to use these for
>Win 20 races in a row>Get every skill I wanted>Finish URA>1* 1* 1*>Only 1-2 worthless whites
>Satono Diamond>Forces Trainers to be hers per >>540224428>Satono Crown>Agonizes for like 3 episodes of her story where it completely slipped her mind that she forgot to ask her Trainer to come with her to Hong Kong and wants to be completely sure that he'll come with her with full consent#NotAllSatonos. SATONO CROWN DOESN'T DESERVE THE REPUTATION THAT DIAMOND HAS STAINED ON THE SATONO NAME
>>540229347Spe-chan is not a slut!!
Should I just not use Suzuka Speed card if it's at a shit 0 LB? I am already powering Yaeno Muteki Power so I can't borrow it.
I know the spreadsheet says theyre useless but do lane movement skills actually do anything? Could prudent/center stage help to proc groundwork or are they usually after?
>>540229473Here, and don't spend it all in one place ya hear?
Do you have to do G1 races when making a parent to get other white sparks to pop? If I don't do many races, but still grab a ton of skills, I always end up with like 2-3 white sparks only.
My uma took the jab AND IT FUCKING FAILED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>540229479RELEASE THE SATONO FILES
>>540229515Yeah it's probably one of the more useful 0lb cards because you get 50 priority outright and the level ups arent that crazy
>>540228998I'm not saving any races I didn't win. (I don't have Taishin)
>wake up to birds pecking window>irl sleep deprived>decide to play 1 career>sleep deprived 2nd and 4rd restDamn...
please listen
umas confirmed for taking tylenol?
Double Front + Late or Triple Front?
Time to discover the gold
Well I can't be mad at this Taiki parent I made since it is pretty great besides the right handed instead of left handed and summer runner never processing. Fuck these devs for making the latter two green skills a fucking pain to get. I could spend tomorrow farming a Taiki parent with the left handed umas I do have and pray I can circle back with Bourbon to Taiki again.
>>540229416its moby dick!
>>540229528Game Torah says anything in the early race works. So, center stage will help because it activates in the early race. Lane movement speed is just what it says, it helps them move lanes faster. It's still wit-dependent because where your uma positions depends on your wit. It can activate and your uma will do nothing because she failed a wit check. Navigation skiills with acceleration are good though, because they're acceleration skills provided they activate at the right time.
QoL status?
bros I'm already gassed out on this event... I hate using these awful EP Boost cards with awful skills and stats... these runs still take like 45 minutes
>>540229845I like how he got bitchy and said that he didn't try because he only did 6 ace runs total and got it to finals as well as saying "I did all of this in Korean server so I don't need to prove a point" even though Global is confirmed hard mode. He said CM 4 is the one he really wants to try and win since that seems important to him for some reason.
>>540228230I liked Neicha sensei
>>540229985>>540229845nobody cares about what your boyfriend is doing
Welp, that's another trainee that fell in love with me. How do I make this stop?
>>540229416I wasted six tickets on the new banner to pray for a king halo lb3, but what they fuck are you doing spending large rolls on these crap banners?>>540230018Don't you have a family member to watch die in whatever third world you are in?
>>540229347special sex...
>>540230105aww is the eceleb cocksucker mad? I repeat, nobody cares what your boyfriend is doing. I'd tell you to eat a dick but you already eat his every day.
>>540229983you also want to inflate your career score, big diff
>>540229479Love Crown. Hate Dia. Simple as.
>>540230105If anything, you're the brown thirdie for bringing retarded streamer drama here like anyone gives a shit. That anon is right, nobody fucking cares what the grifters on youtube are doing.
>>540229301someone repost sexanon's tier list
>>540230105because I want to MLB my important SR's? sweep tosho is missing 1LB and King 2LB
>>540229528You can trigger groundworks with whatever, but it's less useful the later it triggers, which is why greens (or focus) are preferred.
>>540230456:o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPKzW-qIohY80 MINUTES
>>540229983? EP boost cards are only there in case you want to kill the event with less runs. If you do 3 a day you're covered with 0% boost.
>>540230456I'm telling great-great-great grandfather Maruzensky about this!
>>540229479This is why dia got pregnant first and not you
>>540230105>>540230396>iPad kiddie gets upset his streamer idol gets insulted>starts having a melty and tells everyone to kill themselvesman this is so fucking pathetic
>>540230410Just wait till a betterish banner shows up since these SSR cards don't even offer anything decent if you manage to land rate up.
>>540230503Who the hell is Kane
>>540230456
>>540230802A citizen.
>>540230751It's probably the cunt himself shilling his streams or something, best to just ignore assclowns like that. It's fucking unreal the amount of cunts that have made a career out of shilling themselves on this site whether it's /v/ or /vg/.>>540230503Now this is a stream I can get behind
>>540230410roll on riko/rice, its only a month away and even 1 riko can make your next 4m better
>>540230763more I wait, card pool gets bigger which means my chances of landing specific sr cards gets loweridgaf about ssr cards (unless it's kitasan), it's better to pull now no matter what the banner is
>>540225538Marimari_EN
>>540230456You're pretty good.
>>540230850Villains look like THAT?
>Pedoshit in OPI'm genuinely impressed at how this thread just keeps getting worse.
>>540230945C'mon, homie, no need to shill vtubers here. You have /vt/ for that.
>I had to play team trials for this event
>>540231010trannies not welcomefeel free to fuck off any day
>>540230850>Rice Shower SSR>Gives Swinging MaestroWhy would you need to roll for Rice if you already have Creek?
Kitasex Black
>>540231039Why would I want to go on a date with a NERD?
>>540231000Sometimes they look like this too...
didn't get spurt inspiration but I'm pretty happy with her
>>540230925thats just dumb dude, you'll only have yourself to blame. If you're not going to swipe its about strategically getting cards to use uncap mats on
Why do people like Agnes Digital (creepy dyke) and Fuji Kiseki (rapey dyke)?
>>540229416>whale gets to burn manhattan cards>I don't have a single one
>third or fourth hot spring ticketCalm down slut
uoooooooooooooohhh umamusumetacchis
>>540231075depends your creek level, but riko is more important. supposedly even her MLB R is usable>4 months!yeah, so? theres not a bunch of kita cards
>>540231010>3D == 2DSurest way to out yourself as a tourist.
>>540230850>>540231075I don't have Creek, but I know we get a SSR ticket so I will just choose Creek with it.
I get caratsI pull umas and cardsI love gambling
>>540231283>only a mouthful
>>540231283[x] Doubt[ ] Believe her
Brehs is 2 wit usable?
Using Smart Falcon is literally cheating
>>540231283Lie
>>540231539>t. chudyun sky
>I want to be miserable and simulate working while playing this ENTERTAINMENT product>why?>so I can (maybe) earn 1000 more fantasy currency (not even enough for one ten roll)
pls urara, hit max speeeeed
>>540231452Are the other grandparents giving at least 5* proper stats to whoever you're attempting to raise an Ace?If not, then no.
Fuck el condor pasa
>tfw Let's Pump Some Iron>tfw Red Shift/LP1211-M>tfw On Your Left>tfw Furious Feat
>>540231430might wanna hold the ticket. You may get rice like a week later, thats my plan. We are supposed to get free rolls on rice/riko but while gdoc says 100, anons have claimed none or only 10
>>540231283>only do a mouthful
>>5402316683 stam and 3 pow with 2 mile 2 med for Grassthe 2 ura is really tempting
>>540231430You can't unlock Support cards with those tickets, they just let you upgrade a Support you already have.
>>540231097
>>540231647>end closer uraraayo?
>marry Oguri>can't even go to my favorite AYCE sushi place because I'll get banned there>food costs are going to be the equivalent of $1000 a month for her aloneAin't no fucking way.
>>540231826ye
>>540231691I only have around 16k carats now and I was saving them for Summer Maru or Oguri Christmas. I wasted my rolls on that Yaeno Muteki since I was focusing on SRs and didn't get Yaeno. Then when Creek came out I got nothorse lady and a fucking Tamamo SSR instead while just burning the carats for SRs. I got the SRs I needed as shown pic related, but no Creek is very very non rainbow. So don't make my mistake at this point of wasting pulls for SRs alone at this point.
Teio!
>>540231525You find me a kid that looks like the OP image and we'll talk.
>>540231283Oguri wife
Gremlin Nature
>>540231927Why is she not wearing any panties?
>>540231915i mean you're extremely lucky otherwise you have at least 1 copy of all the good not-creeks. but since you have mlb kita, ticket on creek becomes no brainer
Why did they turn King into a pathetic jobber for every single new story?
>>540232098She wants to seduce Torena
>last rainbow of run>3% fail>fail>mood down
>>540225129HORSE PUSSY
>>540232152She's kind of a fraud, literally stole Air Jihad's place.
>>540231768You still have 2+ weeks left. I'd still try a few more parent runs until Ryan hits Turf or Mile, and then a Sta or Power 2*+. But I don't think you'll miss out that much by just training Grass at this point.
>>540231807I read that the half anni will have a SSR selector ticket that lets you pick what you want.
>>540232176Devious
>>540231768I had a 3 wit parent and I was using her because she was my first 9 blue parentit makes it so that I never have to press wit to get 300 and that's nice. You'd want around 400 wit anyways
>>540231283
>>540231719why does he need to make a galactic-sized redditor face when the Earth is that small
Say her name
>groundwork didn't proc with 662 witWell okay then, bitch
DO NOT OPEN, IT CONTAINS UMA BEING LEWDED
>>540232740oisu
Who was done the dirtiest by umamusume and why is it special week?
>Umalator doesn't have Hishi AmazonI guess it's not getting updated anymore
>>540232807E-eroi...
horse p*ssy
cute...
>>540231647she didnt hit S in dirt or mile, its so ovre
>>540232867default track is still CM2 so yeah
>>540232912Mr Cock and Balls
>>540232916BIG EARS
>great fucking run>no failures and only a couple mood downs>good inspiration sparks>groundwork is the only one to not procI want to kill myself playing this game and name cygames in my autism letter
>>540232973
>>540232985
>>540232994what the fuck is a wheelchad
>>540231283how do i tell her we're only ever going on dates to the buffet
Don't forget to take care og your uma's ears
>>540232994>>540232994>>540232994
>>540233034Don't make me imagine weird things.
>>540233163
Slut
>>540232807this is sexual assault
>>540233449Kita chan is a good girl
Uma musume is a breeding game.
>>540233683Dia has destroyed her purity anon
Super Creek is genuinely overbearing.
>>540233759True
>>540233884Supercreek cingray > supercreek derby
>>540233887why is mcqueen on a vibrating bed
If inner post is 1~3 and outer post is brackets 6~8 then what happens to brackets 4, 5 and 9?
Does the friendpoint shop get anything new in the near future or do I just start buying out the whatever banners I want after I bought out friend slots + Urara's card
Vodka...
>>540234194run front
>>540234194run front or any style that's not End with the least amount of enemy umas
>>540234194lol vodka
>>540234194Vroom, VROOM!
If ur ________ur ________
>Seiun procs groundwork, escape artist, mile corners, mile straights and angling>Still gets beat by pasa, grass and vodkaSo what's the point of Front runners then? Do tons of work only to get cucked by the guy who didn't even make parents?
I read the ancient Haru Urara manga the other other day and it made me ponder - would we have had more official naked Umas if it weren't for the incident? Naked Oguri? Naked Week? Naked Teio even?
/uma/ gets dead-er by the day...
https://youtu.be/gPKzW-qIohY>real ostrich
>>5402341514 and 5 are the thunder dome. 9 Doesn't exist.>>540234503If ur Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo ur Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
>>540225129filly...
>>540228737*sexy animal
>>540234876Yeah, Fronts are harder to build right for not that much more payoff. Seiun in particular struggles in the final stretch because she doesn't have any homestretch haste-type skills so ideally you get one or two of them on her to close it out.
>>540235169the weak are culled, the strong survivecomfy threads ahead
Oguri Plap as in sex.
less than 2 weeks till cingray
>>540235310How does Summer Maruzensky solve that? Is she just going to be another flop like Seiun that gets destroyed by pacers and lates?
>>540235354Intercourse with this mare
>>540235178girl on the right is really cute
>>540235178>ケイン・コスギLel they really did hire another ranger for this.
>>540234101one look at her and you just know she would be perfect wife material
>>540235337Rice wouldn't say this
>>540235523one look at her tummy and you just know she would be perfect mother material
>>540235425Summer Maru looks more like Daiwa, Bakushin etc than Seiun. Because Kiss can go off any time in the second half of the race my guess is that you time a 777 or corner recovery proc to trigger Kiss either during the home stretch or just before it for velocity carryover.
>>540235523whore
>>540235432The beast hungers for food and love
>>540235649There's no way people are rolling just because of that skill. Daiwa exists on every account, you just have to 3* her.
>just had my first uma related dream tonight>a few different girls were in it but somehow Kingu was the focusinteresting...
Literally haven't been to the gym for nearly 3 months now because of the grinding taking up all my free time outside of class and work
no fucking way dude
>>540235739Would Oguri make a good mother?
>try two ace runs>both are miserableI can't do this shit. Parent farming and trying for aces is just ass when all it needs is couple of bad turns and it's already shit.
>>540235890Wish she was more forward looking but I'll cope
>>540225129PUFFY
>>540235802I think being able to fix the point on the track where you trigger your unique is pretty valuable. a difference of 0.1 speed for 5s is also significant. And the rest of Maru's kit is absolutely broken for Miles>Speed eater>Mile mavenRestless is basically Front Runner Go-Home Specialist, so this makes her very strong on Longs too.
>>540235649That's the joke of SMaruYou use 777 and she will proc at the perfect time to push ahead of everyone and proc Angling and everything else and zoom to Distance
Left or right for mile team trials?
>>540235978Of course!
Should every squad have a booblet for the purpose of getting mocked by other members?
>>540236390>mockedlosing ticket is worthless and big head is nonexistent
Does anyone know the exact mechanics and chance for grabbing Groundwork? My 3 borrows today had no Groundwork and I'm just tired. It's a total of 10 sparks of Groundwork, 9 from a borrow and 2 from a grandparent Uma I have.
>>540236390WAHHHH TAISHIN TRYING SO HARD WITH HER FLAT BOARD UWAAHHHHH TAISHIN DRINKS WARM MILK EVERY NIGHT AND RUBS HER CHEST
>>540235978She would eat her offspring.
>>540232152Kek based El
>>540235528I taught her to say it
>>540234503happy and you know it clap your hands
>>540236345left
>>540236492>borrowcuck that can't do simple addition is cryingkekaroo
>>540236603kek
>>540235178SPEEDPOWERSTAMINA
>>540236459>losing ticket is worthlessmaybe YOURS is
Whoa, so this extremely slutty swimsuit is actually king Halo's official swimsuit? I thought it was fan made.
>>540226996fillies season
>>540236767>the best weebm he has is against botskek, the BNW trio are the worst horses in the entire game. How the fuck did they even make it in?
>>540236782now this Kingu i don't mind dreaming of every night
USAUSAUSA
>>540226996I do NOT want to be raped by these umas.
>>540230078say you are already married
>>540236968too loser; didn't read
>>540230078Holy cute
>>540237151duramente's design is really nice. too bad all her discussion is people talking about her cucking kitasan and vice versa.
Sex.
>enter senior year summer with 900 speed>get 0 (zero (ZERO)) speed rainbows for the rest of the gameFuck you, Cygames.
We need to have a serious conversation about toreiner abuse in Tracen
>>540235432that's a stallion
>>540236209>Zero greensMan, training her is gonna suck because I'll need to hunt for the 3 green skills PLUS groundwork.At least Seiun and Suzuka have the decency to come built in with one.
ummm where is the commotion umashizzles???dead thread?
>>540237349this is why you only train one trainee at the time
Forget juvenile filliesEmbrace mature stallions
>finally got a parent with 6* blue 6* miletime to start building aces for real
I think the events being dogshit low-effort story VN cutscenes has killed the game
>>540237538oyakodon
What do you do in this situation?
>>540237718Clench my teeth.
uhhh holy fuck stats
Mature Mares and Stallions
First-rate aroma.
>>540237838groundwork doko
>>540237718>got your nose looking ahh
she's so fucking sexy holy shit
>>540237718Cry for Tazuna
>>540237992Now in a first-rate resolution.
>>540237718DodgeAll that gorilla strength means nothing in the face of speed
>>540226996Anyone from the Gold Ship family would always sell.
All aces baby
>>540234194run every uma front in junior year
>>540237480I prefer the built-in "use this heal to have some control on her ult" so I don't have to rely on Fukukitaru's card or that very specific spark. Although it wouldn't be bad if you want a discount and running the card can get you Right-Handed when applicable. But surely, you've been building sparks to have at least 3 means to get (Non)Standard Distance.
>goes for a race she has no chance of winning>jobs catastrophically>gets PTSD
>>540238173Sexzuka.
>>540238170>>540238173Look how flat they are
Bros i just woke up and i heard that oguri is leaving kasamatsu. what the FUCKis this true?
>>540238173
>>540238350>But surely, you've been building sparks to have at least 3 means to get (Non)Standard Distance.bro I can't even get one groundwork parent how the fuck do you expect me to get 3 greens AND groundwork
>>540238314The style pink really adds to it. Groundwork, though.
why is TT retention score increasing suddenly? 470k used to be safe
i give up on groundwork sparksthis may actually be doable
>>540238576They don't want to give out as many rewards.
>>540238485This is how umas would look without the pretty filter
>>540238576everyone quit so nobody is there to pad c6 anymore
jesus fucking christ2027 will be the year of the paypiggu
>>540237838man if only i didnt fail a fucking 90% success
ahhh so closeJust needed a little more speed and I'm gonna be done
>>540238651>Witlet AND powerletAnon...
>>540228140
>>540238884im not falling for the power and wit gaslightsthe only gaslights i fall for are the ones i light myself
>>540238524What happened here?
>>540238576Everyone is getting better, shitters (me) don't play TT anymore
Umamusume is an isekai
>>540238791Who the fuck is Mei Satake
>>540239217support card for larc scenario
>>540238576I can keep myself either demoted from class 6 or retention in class 5, but can't be bothered to update my TT teams to stay in class 6. It just takes too much effort to train the lackluster teams and I don't feel like forcing myself to do it.
>>540239217I think it's a mushroom
>>540238485
>>540239217mei satake deez balls
>>540239496Stimulating. Are they really built like this
>>540239592Just look at irl runners
>double night owlThat's lucky
>>540239592stimulate my balls
>>540239535
>>540239535GODDEM
>>540239470
Building ace front runners is too troublesome what the fuck
>>540239863We warned you about starting the groundwork grind during cm2 bro
What's her deal and when do we get her I want Teio bullying but not
>15 runs>OO Affinity>Only two 2* Blue sparks>0 groundwork sparks
Did they actually add this mask to the game?
Who keeps making cm3 lobbies with 18 spots random mood
>metaslave bandwagoners are paying the price for not grinding earlysuffer as you should
First attempt
>>540240060What's important about groundwork now and how do I get it. Why wasn't it mentioned before I thought this 5 year old game was solved
King's halos...
>>540240283Suzucchi...
>>540240131wait I forgot about groundwork its over
>>540240131Explode
Stop fucking your trainees.
>>540238791>Thinking global will last until 2027Anon, I...
The only thing I've learned from lobbies is that gambling is awesome
>>540240421They are the ones fucking us
>>540240421what if they fuck you instead
>>540240421No I don't think I will
>>540240079Me, what about it
i just nusted to King and i feel no shamefelt like sharing :]
>>540226472Fuck off
CM3 Room up! testing some shit60766761
I did this with zero preparation by the way, I don't have a horse over 1000 stamina>lol b rankdon't care, still using Golshi title
WHY DOES THE INFIRMARY NEVER WORK?
>>540240907Sorry it's terminal
>>540240184It's mentioned since day 1 but most newbies were focused on beating URA and actually reading the story instead of building for PvP.
>>540240889bro this was like a week ago
>>540240907Just pray at the shrine bro?
>>540240131groundwork doko
>>540240821>responding to a 4 hour old Oguri Cap (as in peak) joke
What if i took Inner Post Proficiency..... AND Outer Post Proficiency...?
I'm never getting fucking groundwork.
>>540241052I had a run where a nightowl tanked 2 shrines and two infirms
>>540237191Want to have a proper discussion then? I think it was a decent choice in her character story of having her be overwhelmingly strong, yet having issues with being nervous and having to learn that there is nothing wrong with admitting that you are and relying on someone for emotional support. Makes her more relatable, and gives the Trainer a clear purpose and not be sidelined that some other character stories have issues with.
>>540240907Sickly Leperzuka...
>>540240907>skin outbreakYour Suzuka training license has been revoked
>replaces borrow MLB kitasan for MLB oguri for groundwork>power gets high as fuck while speed takes a nosedivef2p life...
>>540236752Aoi LoveAoi RelationshipAoi MarriageAoi ever after...
>>540241548Don't forget to borrow that Riko during Aohara or CM is unplayable.
>>540236752mood goes up though, the horses like it when you fuck human women
nothing to do until fuji comes out as my 3rd ace...
>>540241614Making all the umas envious.
>>540240716My beautiful wife!
>>540241705Doto can't expect me to stay calm after appearing like this
>>540241639Is this a joke? You don't need speed when that time comes?
>goldshit has 5 mood downs in a row>refuses to cure slow metabolism foe 2 turns>wastes 3 turns with more mood downsI had a great run and I swear she just did this shit on purpose
>>540241614>>540241839can umas stop stalking me and my gf? We would like to have some private time alone
>>540241839All the umas had to do was be born 5 years earlier
>>540241985good upgrades, specially the first one
Genuinely what is there to like about Aoi?>some loser rookie>can't even communicate with her trainee horse>needs advice on how to do something like fucking communicating ARE YOU AUTISTIC>can barely raise Happy Meek to be on the level of an NPC uma>was a fucking loser who played at the seesaw alone>"hey man thanks for all your work here is my trainee notes have some IRON WILL"Like, what the fuck. Nigga, you can do so much better. You can find a million Aois because she fucking SUCKS at her job is a LOSER and has nothing going for her.
>>540240907someone said that mood affects the chance to healyou can heal skin outbreak by getting well rested too
>>540242149too UMA; didn't read
>>540241985That random mob still exists in Kitasan's career, cuz lazy Cygames can't be assed to remake it.
I demand a refund for my monies. She jobbed in CM1, kept jobbing in CM2 and so far she's still jobbing in CM3 test rooms.
>>540241905No you still need them but this becomes accessible for whales, good luck keeping up
>>540242149i like bob cuts
>>540242272The new cope is that she's good when guts gets revamped.
>>540242149>hey man thanks for all your work here is my trainee noteswait, I always skip that part but does she actually sells Happy Meek for some dick attention?
>>540241905Better get your own mlb kita
>>540241705doto love
>>540241839Her and that reporter, we need more reporter art
>>540242349Future CMs are looking brighter every day
>>540242349Do you miss playing against tiktokers and Instagram kiddies in Taurus yet?
>decide to do a run for points while I'm working >training my girl>barely paying attention because busy>girl ducking dies on a missed training before the second goal raceEasy abandon, at least I unlocked the hospital scene in the gallery. It made me realize to 100% all the galleries you have to intentionally injure all your horse girls at least once.
>>540242323Umapyoi with ningen
>>540242323
>>540242323What is this autist doing
>>540242149I love BobcutsI love KouhaisI love Co worker sexI love using my time powers to ruin her life and making her subservient to me
>>540242594I'm feeling like a professor of curvature right now...
>>540242594My dick wouldnt survive 17 seconds with either dia or kita
Your body better be ready to Umapyoi.
>>540242594Wonder why they made her so short when she's a fucking giant irl
>>540239967sirius symboli, rudolph's kinda brother which means she's basically the gruff uncle character in fanworks with a one sided rivalry against rudolph
>mfw i rolled for kitasan on her debut banner and didn't get a single copyI'll have the SSR selector and rainbow shard unlock to get her at 1LB but I really need to get lucky on Riko's banner in order to have enough carats to finish her off and get Christmas Oguri afterwards
>>540242870I don't get it.
In fact, let's just talk more about how much Aoi fucking SUCKS. You can pick up some random nobody in the street and tell that person to start training Happy Meek and that person would do a better job because he isn't fucking autistic and can talk to the uma. That random nobody can probably look up youtube videos and google "How to train Uma?" and can probably produce better results than Aoi. Imagine going to university and shit to study and become a trainer and your master notes and book is about IRON WILL. Imagine studying the basic of being a trainer and how you need to communicate with your one and only partner and you need help doing that shit. Can you imagine if this clown had to train more than one Uma and had to form a team? Fucking idiot.
Yeah I'm done for today, I don't want to charge my phone every few hours.
>>540243009You aren't welcome here, Priestess. Go back to /akg/.
>>540242992Festa is your bro. You fucked your bro.
Nakayama Feetsa
Can all of you guys run blockers so I don't have to? ty
so who's your favourite umatorena
>>540241985where's buena vista from the 1st season
>>540243320spicaman
>>540243320Where's the oldie from BoaNE?
How has Curren Front been doing? I'm going to try and raise her as my third Ace after my other two but wondering if her skill just doesn't work at all. Like, in theory, if there are like 3 other Front runners she should eventually pass and use her skill right?
stop with the front shit already niggers
Fronts aren't worth blocking desu, they just lose to late gamblers anyway. You are better off building another late surger or a late debuffer.
>>540243162I'm afraid you've lost me.
aoi wife? canon
>>540243320kitahara kekhe really looks like oguri's father
>>540243615gonna ningenpyoi all night
MLB Aoi or 0LB Tazuna?
>>540243576t. Seiun Sky user with Daiwa inherit
Stop with the ningen propaganda
>>540243797Tazuna if running a niger, Aoi for anything else
>>540243615you get her + meek
>>540243797Very likely Aoi. You should only go for Tazuna if you really want to gamble Focus, or really need Tail Held High. But the latter is gotten by Yaeno Muteki hints and Focus is going to be a gamble if you rely on it for Groundworks.
It should be illegal for trainers to date their trainees. Ningen men are for ningen women. Those umas should know their place.
>fail a 4% triple rainbow >Mood falls by 3 points>SlackerYup time to glue
>this happens 3 times in one runwhat the fuck is your problem
>All this Aoi hate postingI wonder who's behind all this
The best of both worlds.
>>540243891woah mama
>>540244307Why would Meek hatepost about Aoi?
>>540244364frustration
Uma prostitutes would be high in demand
This is your reminder that Tazuna sells clocks to you and not Aoi. She'd rather see you win rather than her
aoi is old and busted once the next friend card comes out
>>540244364She wasted her peak athlete years and bricked all her dreams.
>>540239909Everyone talked about groundwork but they didn't say that you also need every early and mid game velocity skill to take and keep first.
>>540244364she knows that aoi uses her as an excuse to get close to that male toreina by asking for advice
>>540244528not as popular as your mother though
>>540244364Imagine what Happy Meek could do if she was trained by us, instead she's getting blocked by Takeoff Plane
>>540244364look at this, she could be one of the best umas out there and yet she jobs hard
>>540244681There was absolutely no need for such a rude comment
so how much is the SSR selector ticket for the six month anni going to be, 20 americabucks?
>>540244731>all of those A aptitudesgodlike trainer
>>540244731>Aoi fell for the balanced stats gaslightbitch is retarded
>>540244787>implying Aoi did somethingmost of these comes from the inherited umas that her dad and granpa trained
>>540244787they have a godlike breeder more like
Her time will come.
>>540244731>those AsFarming pinks will be a bitch
I'll make Happy Meek happy and meek with my dick.
>>540244842She's farming sparks
>>540244915>still 3 starsAoi is a f2pfag...
>>540244885>>540244898>says the cucks that borrow legacies themselveskekaroo
>>540244898I'd godlike breed her, if you get my meaning
>>540244364>Refused to tell Aoi how she honestly felt about the shoesThis tells me she was also not brave or honest about getting the right trainer. Because of cowardice, she is now passively aggressive posting hate comments about Aoi without doing anything about it
>>540245023at least I win the URA finale
>>540244973>not with my deeksoiled it
>meek is still the only honse with ᗜ˰ᗜnice creativity cyjews
I think Meek is UGLY
>>540243320Kitahara, Spicaman and CG Creek's torenaCanopus trainer is cool too but besides being the mastermind being Tabo's kino race he's practically nonexistent
>>540245254you win the gayest ningen in the thread award
>>540243572Spe wife and sex
No greater honor
I think Spe is UGLY
Feed
>>540244731>can only use shit running styles instead of nigekino or speed multipliermaxxingShe never had a chance
STUPID TIME DIFFERENCES FUCKKK
It's truly year of the horse. Steel ball run is soon and Cinderella Gray is next month. I can't wait for the flood of uma jojo fan art.
>>540245441mossa is disgusting. Literal sick fuck.
Anon, why were you 5 minutes late to the meeting?
Can you only get out-of-deck events for cards you own? or is it the entire pool?
>see a decent, funny looking Uma fanart comic>oh this seems pretty fun->it has SEAspeak
>>540245623"Wait"? It has already started, my friend.
>>540236567WHY DO I FEEL SOMETHING FROM THIS I DON'T CARE ABOUT THESE UMAS IN THE SLIGHTEST STOP IT!!!!
>>540238791el speed card comes with free rolls at least
>>540245780
>>540245852It hasn't started for me because nobody has drawn the obvious clear tie in yet from Chapter 12-13.
How am I supposed to train a hors for CM3? All the "good" level 5 ones either get destroyed by Smart Falcon cuz they're fronts OR they're hard to train due to Arima Kinen
Okay which one of you is thishttps://twitter.com/chrone_co/status/1970675078292742359
>>540245780>see a decent, funny looking Uma fanart comicwhy do you have that on your feed?
>drain every single alarm to beat URA final>due to 6% failed stamina miss out exactly on 600 stamina breakpointExactly when do they buff guts?
>>540245780>see umamusume futa porn>they have human genitals instead of bestial horse-cocks
>>540245623The trailer looked like doodoo thoughThey couldn't capture the artstyle this time so it looks ugly, I mean just look at JohnnyDiego's generic ahh VA
>>540246000You only need 400 stamina to beat Arima Kinen
>>540245912Pisting Yawa Desuwa would have sounded better ngl.
After playing few scrims I think I'll go with 2 full power full wit front and 1 end carry. Seiun Sky's ult is just outright unfair for the next CM
>>540245726I show up to my job 45 minutes late almost every day
didn't ask
i need a big breasted blue eyed uma to help me organize my life
>>540246267>>540245726
no one asked
>>540244592Imagine if you got first and then an alarm clock goes off and you have to race again.
>>540245726Uhhhh wifi issues
>>540245775entire available pool, i get events for tokai teio SSR for example despite not having her, even the new seiun wisdom card
>>540245910no duramente speed? that card is insane
>>540245775Yes, you can even complete event chains if lucky.
>>5402460421st anni
>>540245910Nothing about Fine Motion makes her appealing as a card that Nice Nature doesn't do better, idk why people shill her so much
>>540245780>I can't enjoy things that I find funny because it contains something related to a group of people my friends on 4chan told me to hateInteresting...
>>540245780>pretty anime style japanese uma comic fanart, but you can't understand it>pretty anime style english uma comic fanart, but it's SEA>english comic fanart you can understand, but it's ugly westoid art Which way?
>>540246506This but unironically.
>>540246463Hopefully Taishin becomes more fun to train with guts decks after the buff
Umazing
>>540246504The significantly higher friendship bonus and higher mood effect means she actually pumps your wit more (despite Natures +2 wit) and she also has better cross training.Not to say Nature is bad but Fine Motion clearly has advantages over her.
Any tips on grinding the event?
>>540246723Yeah, play the game faggot.
>>540246560Those who enjoy nothing won't let anyone enjoy anything without their approval
>>540245639Nah
>only one and a half thread went by after I went to sleepwe are healing
>>540246862THATS MY WIFE DELETE THIS
>>540246715That friendship bonus is really gonna pop off with that 35 specialty priority bro