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No more Falco hate
Post things the Uma wouldn't say or do.
Just 2 more days of 3 borrows and I'll be done. It was very nice of them to give the Golshi card and Seiun Sky event bonus.
>>540303963Doesn't matter, I'm fucking sick of doing parent runs. I can't take that soul crushing feeling of getting 1* guts, 2* medium, no relevant white anymore.
>>540304061Spit it out Falco Curren is going to be here any minute and we have plans.
>>540304093something seems different about tickezo today
>>540304115i think i'll need to lock in on one day then make at least 7 runs so i can guarantee i can pick all the rewards
If Uma Musume was a luck game then where is the luck that I am owed?
>>540304061
I hate Winning Ticket so much she's so fucking ugly and has the most annoying voice in the game
Smart Falcon watching me pound Curren's pussy in mating press position...
>>540304279That's a strange looking uma
Uma Musume pretty derby TM is a netori game.
FALCONLOVE
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after a long day of fighting monsterssniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt as she settles in at Tracen
>>540304437no it's netorase, what do you think the profile uma is for?
>>540304312>>540304369
>>540303885Stacked Tickezo
>>540304435nin nin
>>540304435Gold looks better anyway Torana-san.
>>540304192You haven't gambled for armor rolls in something like diablo I guess. You have to enjoy the ride. It's a progressive slot machine. First you need the skill, then a good run, then to spark the skill, and good race sparks, and other good skill sparks, with a 3* pink at least. It will take a while.
>>540304325
>>540304529Is btw cuck queen?
>>540304075"Do I have your consent? I wouldn't do it if you didn't want to"
I HATE MILE/MEDIUM PACE UMA SO FUCKING MUCHMejiro, Condor, VodkaThey are so fucking finicky with their stats, they want everything in a precise balance.With other umas i hardly need clocks, i can casually clear their careers+URA to farm sparks, it's the mile/medium pace ones that can't even finish their careers.>Good SPD/STA/PWR? Lol 8th place, get some WIT>Good SPD/STA/WIT? lol lose arima kinen, need more PWR.>Good SPD/PWR/WIT? 16th place, get more STA.I gave up wasting time and energy on failed runs and decided to check online for a good build....they are all written by AI that contradict each other.In a sea of poorly written guides, is there any decent one on how to build mile/medium pace umas?
>>540304650stop giving Teio tits
>>540304572>You haven't gambled for armor rolls in something like diablo I guessI've played plenty of ARPGs. The difference being when you're farming something in Path of Exile you're still having fun doing it plus there's always a chance something else good will drop too. Uma runs after the first month became mind numbing and there's no chance of a secondary good thing happening. Plus Uma runs take just enough attention that you can't even do something else while you're doing the run.
>>540304572NTA but when you learn to enjoy the ride of suffering and grind you get happy more often with little things
I don't think that the trainees actually want to have sex with their trainers, at most a hug or a kiss on the forehead.It would be weird otherwise.
>>540304762Umas gone wild when...
>>540304781aloha to you too amigo
I just stopped running parents and aces, simple as.
>>540304675i dunno about medium, but mile and sprint you can just put her on front and they will always win if they have good power and speed, thats what i try to do at least
>>540304675How the fuck do you lose as Pace? Only reason I can see you losing as Pace is your stamina
>>540304903if you're not running parents and not running aces then...what are you doing?!
>>540304903>mess around with 4 guts 1 spd 1 wit runs>get an A+ uma
>>540304650Rice would ask for consent... if only to watch you get your hopes up
>>540304903based eternal dead genetic line umacel producer.
Digitan LOVE
>>540304953Run failed careers exclusively
>Losing Ticket
Tachy the love of my life
>>540304990guts cards are literally just for high rating umas so.,...
>>540304570I don'r get it
>>540305098burd
>marked
NOW
>>540304075"Hmm, maybe I had enough to eat today."
Stakes?
>>540304675If you do a couple of successful runs you'll slowly get a feeling for the stats you need to clear each career race. For El's classic year races for example I usually aim for low 400s in speed, around 300 stam and 300+ power with ~200 wit. The Derby might be hard to beat if your stamina isn't on the higher end of 300, but you should place easily. Sometimes you also just get late started into block, and clocking there is just unavoidable.
>>540305281hopeful steaks
>>540304903That's basically what I do. I just run aces using borrowed horses + my own horse with high stats whose only 3* is from another borrowed horse. Won plats using this strat anyways
What the hell I won that cm room race, first time i won a room
my umas
Derby
>>540304570WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING
>>540305445Come again?
Thanks Risu
>>540305474
>>540305281?
>>540305586Happy birthdayEnjoy your 1* guts present
I asked for a burger than explicitly had no pickles and the fuckers still added them inI somewhat understand Urara's rage now
>>540305742
do not open UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES
>>540304192I just don't do parent runs, they seem like a waste of time considering that they will add an auto career mode and events where you can change/lock your sparks. I've won Gemini and placed 2nd in Taurus by just borrowing decent parents.
>>540305427Falco wouldn't do this.
ゴラス sliding with Vodka
>>540305157
>>540304953I run Tachyon>>540305586Happy birthday bwo
>>540305648I've had some bad results on that track, but not THIS bad.
>>540305648Bro lost to Sharanga
>>540305792I feel...my heart...
>>540305818グラス, dummyLearn your kana
>>540305792I never know if I am going to get something cutepilled or Golshi with a gigantic horse penis when you lead like that.
>>540305586happy birthday bro. make sure to check all your umas' lines they have multiple lines per uma as well
>>540305648>whole gimmick is being in first>is not in first>dies
>get matched up with a proper stats Seiun Sky>with focus>she get a late start>she's at 6~7th place from start>never recovered the whole gameYeah I'm thinking Front Runner is a bigger meme than gamblers
>>540305842got 2 hot spring tickets with her before getting this defeat event first time ive ever gotten 18th tho
>>540305792I think I'm slowly falling for the nice nature propaganda
>>540305742Pickles are good for you
If you have a front and a vodka now, who are you picking for your 3rd spot in cancer cup?
Another day, another 3 Seiun Sky runs without Mile S, Groundwork, and not a single double or higher rainbow despite running 4 speed cards.This marks 15 runs in a row. Fuck this horseshit game, how the fuck am I supposed to get 1200/800/1000/301/1000 when I can't even get 1000 speed with 4 speed cards?
>>540303958Silly anon, only Blue Archive is allowed to have generals on /v/ (and Yugioh for some reason)
>>540305913yeah I brainfarted. Move along 友だち
>>540306154my oshi
>>540305792
I love her hair
>>540306193Don't forget AI generation generals.
>>540306303I like her eyes because she looks like a predator.
How good is this for cancer cup
>>540306154You need two fronts for them to have a chance at winning bwo, a single front won't push itself hard enough to be in a winning position even if it can get angling off.
>>540306168its 1200/600/800 or 900idk?/300/600 but i cope with 400wit too
>>540306391its okay
>>540306193>only the thread that gets constantly deleted by angry tranny mods for months is allowedlol? and no, the erp garbage threads don't count, but I guess only people that are a part of that community would care to know the difference.
Reminder
>>540306389Id let her prey on me
>Haven't seen a certain silver demon in any CM roomBut I thought this was Golshi game
>>540306391you are missing ryan and maru ults but outside of that pretty usable
>>540306391Stats are good but skills suck
>>540306391It has a chance but she seriously needs furious feat
Where the fuck is my furious feat oguri? Everything else was perfect and you just sat your fat ass in the corner after the first event.
>>540306498There's a thread up literally right now, it even has their usual ritualposter. /bag/gots love to act like they're persecuted but they get free passes from moderation all the time.
>>540306560retards are still falling for the taishit meme. You'll start seeing her more and more as people get burnt out and go back crawling to our rightful f2p shitter queen.
Blockushin is too reliable... I need a frontrunner to cuck the crossdressing boy
Should I? I need either Oguri or Ticket.
>>540307203congrats on the grass wonder
She'll save Pace eventually..
>>540306853>>540306498>>540306193Can you faggots go back to /v/?I'm glad your threads are getting deleted if all you do is seethe about other gacha games or try to start gacha wars.
>>540307203I mean sure but you could be like me and wind up with 3lb golshi
>>540306560I have an A+ Golshi for CM3 but the stat distribution is fucked up and my mile S didn't proc so I'm still trying to make a better one. rest assured, I'll be there to kill you in your finals
>>540307203if you're ok getting a dupe, sure
>>540306853Literally the only times I've gotten myself banned for "false reporting" in almost two decades were for reporting BA generals, the AI garbage dumps and /vt/umors threads.
>>540305887My wives
>>540307284>stat distribution is fucked uppost it
>>540307203It's ya boi
>>540307250Isn't her unique actually meta for sprints?>>540307262/v/ is like a cancer that spreads everywhere, just ignore the retards because you can't fight autism.
94669385cm3
>>540307262>be proven wrong>instantly deflects
>>540307203
>>540307441I just closed my game the time you posted this
Goofy screaming gag character is built like THAT?
>>540307434It's meta for every distance on pacers, it's basically like Seiun
>not even summer 1>5 random mood debuffs>Migraine>Slacker>Night Owl>this has been my last 40+ ace runsConvince me not to drop this shitty game. My account is blacklisted.
I don't think I'm gonna make it bros I'm just gonna enjoy funny Umas to cheer myself up
>>540307568Taishin pregnancy test
>>540307741
I'm a 2pac anti now.
How are fronts supposed to win in future versions of the game if every style gets a useful acceleration unique? They just have the worst fucking multipliers and get nothing for it.
>>540307371I have way too much stamina and not nearly enough power. Skills are also lacking, I ended up with a gold stamina I don't need and curvature because I didn't have any better hints. it can probably win some races if I get lucky but wouldn't win finals. I'm trying to make another one with 1200 power but keep getting bad rainbow rng
>>540307884
>>540304535I want Falco to look at my penis like that
>>540304003I'm really not a Taishin fan but holy shit this is unbelievably cute.
>>540307946lil bro is building for cm4
>>540307946ok yeah the skills are kinda odd
>>540307795beinh awed by the probability of the absolute garbage runs make enjoying the godlike runs even better
>>540307921God Shakur is meta and will carry your careers easily
>>540307946>Firm>Coast Is ClearAre you sure you're building for CM3
>>540307921WE WARNED YOU BRO
I think people using GS in CM3 should be send into a concentration camp
>>540307934https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvHbvnIttec
>>540308021You should have rolled for the ultra god tier meta cute uma that is Narita Taishin.
>>540308164why? shouldn't it be the front whales who ought to be executed?
>>540308164What is GS
>>540307262
>>540307862Stress testing Taishin's _____>>540308021the video is cute because she is unbelievably cute and you will become a fan now
>>540308137coast is clear is good tho, possibly the best antibrock skill. firm and go home are grim.
I miss building aces for Gemini. At least back then you were only at the mercy of stats and straightaway spurt.
>>540307409>Never thought I would like this bitch>End up watching her character story and the interactions of her with Fine Motion>Catapults into top 10how
>>540308362>the best antibrock skillwho the fuck told you this and why are you falling for it
>>540308352It's a general MIDI extension made by Roland
>>540308362Who the fuck are you gonna block you on 9 honse matches
>>540308362Coast will proc at the start of the race where it doesn't matter and not when you actually need it.
>>540308137firm is a odd choice, the coast is clear is a decent pick if people really bring a bunch of frontrunners
>>540308352GeeS nuts, gottem
>>540307568Ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne TAISHINNNNNNNNNNN
CM test room68039229
kitasan black for late enjoyers
You guys ever get runs so bad that it makes you laugh out loud? Like winning the lottery for worst luck ever?
>>540308437I sure fucking don't. For this CM you can see people here actually trying to build different shit, Gemini was literally Golshit or Go Home.
What's her problem?
Can I get away with having 200 more power instead of groundwork on one of my three frontrunners...
>>540308651>killruined
>>540308758Groundwork is a must for frontrunners
>>540308692Little uma syndrome
>>540308651>kill the only uma i know wtf
>>540308651NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>540307934
>>540308440I didn't know much about her, but saw her design and thought "hell yeah" she looks cool so I want her. Her voice actor is also nice which is a bonus.
>>540307862https://youtube.com/shorts/ZMHGGVpfae8
>>540308651I don 't even know who these fucking characters are.
>>540308460ok name your secret hidden op weapon then >>540308556not necessarily but yeah. It still doesn't hurt.
>>540308651Yeah
>>540308815I think I'm being gaslit because my Daiwa/Vodka fronts are missing it but they've won instead of my Seiun more than a few timesMeanwhile my mile s + double green speed Suzuka with groundwork which shat the bed during her training and only has 820 power has won 0 timesIt's just gambling on top of gambling in the end
>>540308978Congrats on rolling the true protagonist of Season 2.
>>540308973Whose voice is that?
>>540308651My bro!
>>540309027>hidden op weaponI just pray I don't get brocked lmao
>>540309086looks like the average special needs career to me senpai
>>540308651Barely scraping out the scenario win despite having the worst run, and then transferring them later
>>540308973Look at just how fucking flat she is god damnthat shit looks like a wall
>>540308603My Teio finally managed to proc Furious Feat. I am manzoku
>>540308651I can't prove it but whenever I clicked on a non-desirable training like Guts for friendship building, the next few turns every single support will flock to that training.
>>540309097They've won but probably only against other fronts that didn't have or didn't proc groundwork. Race is literally unwinnable for fronts that don't activate groundwork vs fronts that do.
>>540308137I'm retarded and did that run during cm2 before actually checking what the track conditions were going to be, I assumed it was going to be firm again
>>540308651
>>540309121Is that the generic common voice when the VA wasn't available or just wasn't meant to be on the song?
>>540305427you should add the yellow T to the dudes head
>>540308651I'm feeling lucky and lovely, bros.
>>540308692She already knows Aoi won the toreina bowl
>>540308651Literally fuck and dump
>>540308074I have never had a godlike run at all. I am running 10 Mile Sparks and 12 Groundwork sparks and I never get either. I have to run this deck because 3 speed only gets me 800, I regularly go all of senior year without a rainbow in speed at all. THIS is the best run I've had in almost 50 attempts. This abysmal statline should not be possible with 4 speed cards. I counted, I had 8 instances of 3+ speed cards on the same off stat card and 0 instances on speed. I finished the run with 3 double rainbows on speed and 1 on stamina. My average is 2 double rainbows on speed and half on power with this deck.I have not gotten 3 star sparks in well over 100 runs. I am this close to giving up.
>>540309303Bro I told you to not go to Epsatono Island...
>>540308927Agnes digital will help you fuck the other umas you want. She seems like a cuck queen
>>540308424why is she so FLAT and SHORT?
>>540308964i don't know anything about her, but i like 2pac so its a start already
womanlet rage is real
>>540308651I'm gonna be fucking drained and have the love of my life
>>540309027>It still doesn't hurt.it does actually. SP is a premium this CM
today I didnt have a desire to login.
>>540308927she had it coming
Are there dates that just give you a high percentage to get sleep deprived or something, jesus fuck its like every career after summer senior year
>>540309810I'm telling danchou
>>540308651My last 20+ ace runs have had 5-8 random mood debuffs a run and I have not seen a triple rainbow in weeks. My last 3 star spark was obtained in July. Over 80% of my vets are Guts sparks now. I have never rolled an SSR, I only got mine from the tickets and pity. Kitasan Black cost me over 500 dollars.
>>540308651>Double Jet>Yukino (who?)>UraraI'm sorry little one...
>>540309810Then don't. This game is meant for fun, not a career.
>>540309562I think it helped me a bit is to level up speed facility early on (ideally at least level 3 before the first summer), and not hitting single rainbow training during my senior year. Whenever I compromised for single rainbow training it will inevitably pop double or triple during turn that I need to rest or else gamble on that 50% failure rate.
>>540308651I can live with that, yeah.
>>540309562Don't sweat the sparks and enjoy the game...that's the real godlike run
>>540309810SEVENTY FIVE CARATS LOST, ANON.SEVENTY FIVE
Look what you guys did to Fire Emblem
>>540309857I'm currently at a 75% sleep deprived rate and have been for a week now. I'm lucky I only get Night Owl once a run instead of twice.
>>540308651I won. Try not to be too jealous
>>540308651Matikanefukukitaru screaming.wav
>>540310048Is this FEH?Thanks fucking god I dropped that shitty cashgrab years ago
>>540310048dont know what this mean but ok
What's the fastest Uma career to tank? Doing 50 actual runs for the event manually is absurd.
>>540309284Ni shi shi
getting horrendous white sparks as of late
>>540310048this game is still running?
>>540310205BAKUSHIN
>>540308651Is this good?
>>540309810me for two weeks. The club I contributed to so much kicked me. Sometimes you just really don't want to login.
>>540310205Tank? Find one that has "earn 5000 fans". For me it is Special week since I hate her and only got spooked by her. Then just rest or recreation after the debut raceComplete? Bakushin with 5 speed cards
SO IS IT WORTH ROLLING FOR RICE AND RIKO CARD BANNER OR NOT?
>>540310350>The club I contributed to so much kicked me.fans is the only real metric clubs give a shit about. Did you really contribute so much or did you say the nigger word in discord chat?
>>540309990I had Speed level 4 and 700 Speed at Senior New Years. I ended the run with Speed level 5 at Ura Semis because over half my turns had 0 people on Speed.>>540310017I don't give a fuck about the sparks, it's been over a hundred runs with no good sparks. I care that my Kitasan Black is a fucking Guts card with how it's on Guts three times more than it's on speed.
>>540308651>marry the tranny coded umayikes
>>540310409tank, like what's the fastest to just end after the first race. The fact that they dropped this game on us with none of the QOL shit Japan has and expect us to put this much time in is god awful.
>>540310048>A new trainee is here!
>>540310416Yes if you want to borrow any other cards, even getting copies of the R Riko is good
Has there been a poll for the VGL 25 roster ?
>>540310048idk shit about the gachaslop game but my boomer ass will always have a soft spot for Lyn
>>540308651Perfect
>>540310205Kachow or Mayano/Urara
>>540310739I'm jealous
>botched run>get this
>>540310739godlike roll
>>540310416Let me ask you this instead: What would you be rolling on if you skip that banner? Do you feel you would gain more enjoyment from that instead of staying competitive during the aoharu CMs?
CM3 lobby81415573
>>540310841did you want late surger or something?
CHALLENGE42181542 GREAT MOODTHE59968027 RANDOM MOODPEAK
>>540310441I never talked and I donated shoes everyday bro, w-was that not enough?! but yeah being off for so long is grounds enough to assume an inactive account taking club space so I get it
https://x.com/Borvart/status/1963031324312084839
When making a room for anons, how do you set it so that people can join off of the number but it wont show up in the server browser for randos to join?
>>540311086Just realized you're the Vodka I found through uma db
>>540311250The room is locked for the public by default
>>540311250just create and don't press the public slider
>>540311023style spark good actually
I've got 160sp left, do I take:mile straightaways double circlenimble navigatorThis is for vodka so im wondering if the navigator would actually help not get brocked otherwise id just take the straights
>>540310942Good point. I ran my carats and projected income on that one guy's calculator and I can actually spark the 3 metafag banners and Riko
>>540311003CM3 lobby52623338
>>540311351Any other options? From my experience both do nothing, straights procs too early before position keeping, nimble never procs
hohoheehoo~
So who has the videos with the best advice I should be listening to? Is it Witgod?
>>540306154I have no fronts. I'm running the true gambler's gamble. Two Ends (Taishin, Amazon) and one late (Vodka).
>>540311351straight, if your blocked your blocked
>>540311490only witgod
>>540311523based keep us updated if you win finals
>>540311431I guess Oguri's inherit, homestretch haste, and lucky seven
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>>540311305I hope your partner runs with her have been fulfilling and that you are taking good care of her
How do you get an UMA's skill to level 5?
>>540311490Unironically yes. It's short too so you don't have to listen to them yap about random bullshit or flex their builds unprompted
>>540311626By not being a lucklet
>>540311467
open gods, what you think about my bakushin? has no greens and no groundwork cuz legacy is a bitch and so is the hints
>>540311589I probably won't win Finals but if I do I'll be happy! Heck I'm always happy if I manage to make it into Group A Finals, most of times I doubt I can get that far.
>>540311523>>540311523based taishingawd
>>540311351neither of these do anything, there are so many skills that are bait in this gametake oguri ult
>>540311418CM3 lobby12170996
CM 3 lobby10205313
>>540311731needs more wit
>>540306154Evil Nature to punish the greedy
Stop making lobbies for a couple of minutes, I'm doing something right now and can't play Uma Musume.
>>540311591take oguri
>>540311635I want to listen to Grass yap
>>540311949>more witI was 10 points from B+, max I could have here is 363 wit
CM3 lobby68622280
>>540311620She's gave me Slick Surge so it had been nice runs
What parent uniques are best for ECP pace?
I'm running this chocolate goddess of SEX in CM3 I don't even care if her ult is shit sex sex sex breeding Hishiama amazon position with Hishiama seeeeex AAAAAAAAAA
>>540312187Me on the left
>/umag/
>>540311898CM3 lobby90200873
POST THE SUMMARIES
ONLY POST SUMMARIES IF YOU WIN
>>540312291McQueen, Oguri, maybe Daisca (don't quote me on that). Not much, really, pace sucks for this CM.
>>540312362Can you not read the name of the web page or the thread?
>>540312187Me in between Taiki's buns
only post summaries if the front runners lose
only post summaries if Ass Wonder wins
>>540312516Get out of there.
80% of my triple rainbows is exactly when I don't have enough energy to not being a gamble. This game is rigged, people should use python bots for this shit indeed
only post summaries if maruzensky wins
CM LOBBIES UP770193702096006823119664
>>540312187https://youtu.be/XNHm4u4Ssr0
>>540312175Based symboli anon
>>540312372CM3 lobby19328969
>>540312507is this not Uma General?
>>540312716>anonnot anymore.....
>>540312716DANTEHHHHYOU DIDNT CENSOR THE NAMESDANTEHHHH
>>540312716can you post stats
only post mammaries of mares
Does everyone except me have a Narita Taishin built or something what the fuck is up with these CM rooms.
MARUZENSKYYYYYYY
I give up on Pace Taiki. I'm going to have to turn her into a Front it's the only way. I don't have the parents to make her a Pace she needs Mile Corners, Pace Corners, literally everything Yaeno has and I don't have the sparks to get them so that'd require me to use 3 absolute dogshit cards to get the skills needed to compete. At least if I make her a front I kind of sort of have a groundwork parent.
Someone help me understand the umalator, Vodka 1 has mile S and 1196 speed, Vodka 2 has 1177 speed and regular distance. Vodka 1 has just barely lower top speed despite overall better stats but no pumping iron inherit. I guess pumping iron is just really good for Vodka on this cm racetrack?
only post summaries if suzuka wins
>>540312187>those faceswas this animted by THAT porn maker?
>>540312667>don't have enough energy>gamble anyways>win the betIt's just that easy
>>540312716anonchama...
>>540312761woops forgot my summary
Don't post summaries, post summer D's
>>540312843narita taishin is SSS tier, didn't you get the memo anon?
Post skills and stats when posting summaries. Danke.
golshi chan lives in my head rent free
>>540312901nyes
>>540312843There is something wrong with these rooms. I have only seen ONE Seiun out of all the rooms I've joined
dox usernames please domo
>>540312901QRD?
what's wrong with showing usernames of the winners
>>540312843Summer Maruzensky & Christmas Oguri & Valentine Bourbon & Seiun Sky <<<<<<< Narita Taishin
?
>>540312309CM332873700 Hishiama with Spurt, Front S Bobo54304057 Hishiama with an extra 100 power but no Spurt, slow Bobo
>>540312901You know, I actually have no idea
>>540312789No just /uma/ I am afraid.
>>540311467Which Frost is her favorite?
>>540313164EXPLODE
>>540313001Wait she's really that good or are you one of the Taishitposters
>>540310048Would UMark be the trailer
>>540313218retard
stop bringing 3 horses you fucking faggots I only have 1 and she's barely one
>>540313205did she died...
>>540313205is she dead? that's probably 500 kg dropped on top of her
>>540312901>american porn animator>animations about burgersyeah it checks out
>>540312825AAAHHH >>540312829i forgor
CM room77019370
>>540312716Both my Teio and Kaichou finally got a win
>>540313215it was a throwaway run so it's not even good, ngmi
>>540313034>>540313184figures, his faces are hard to miss. it's a bit like raita or jap shadman, but not disgusting.
>>540313205wtf I hate horses and horseriding now holy
>>540312175>>540313356AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARUDOLF ANON LOCK THE FUCK IN, I NEED THOSE STATS
>>540312761>>540312963last CM3 lobby58684490
>>540313286retard, its CM roomsbring 3 or don't join at allnow fuck off
Guys… pray for me
>>540313164SHIRAKOI-SAMA PLEASE CRASH THIS ANON RUN WITH NO SURVIVORSSLACKERSLOW METABOLISMNIGHT OWLOH SHIRAOKI-SAMA MAKE IT HAPPEN PLEASE
Maybe you guys should stop watching so much porn
>>540313478plenty of rooms doing 1 horse you stupid cocksuckerkill yourself
>>540313205Cameraman absolutely fumbled that
>>540313490you can do it!
>>540313478I'm going to keep bringing only 2 and theres nothing you can do about it
>>540313490I pray for a fail and then another 3+ rainbows next turn
>>540313545This is why Fuku deserves to be brutally NTR'd
me joining cm rooms 5 times in a row to job in each one
>>540313452i remember it had, 1200/650/850/.../...Furious feat, spurt, mile and medium S and the borrowed oguri parent was an absolute unit.Also end closer A
>>540313548maybe you should stop being such a prude american
>>540313198>/nik/
>>540313286>bringing 1 horse to CM roomkys retarddon't try to fuck the game of people who are actually playing it shitter
>>540313545she would NOT say that
>>540313343>>540313294Looks like it dropped on her leg>>540313441Why? Woman was in the wrong there.
>want THH on my pasa>only have lb0 marvey or will have to use my own lb1 kitasan to borrow tazzyaaaahhhhh
>>540313627Loved and cheerished by Top Road?
>>540313205God I hate fat women so much
>>540313587>>540313595YATTA ZE!
you actually should be killed if you have 3 CM3 horses ready at this point
God it's so fucking soul crushing to see my Front Runner do everything right but still not be able to cinch the win because an End Closer hit the fucking accelerate to velocity jackpot. But also I end up cheering for that End Closer because well played Uma, that's one hell of a run you pulled off.
>>540313452Cards are MLB Eishin, MLB King Halo, MLB Manhattan Cafe, no LB Suzuka and Oguri Cap, and a borrowed MLB Kitasan
>sending my mid tier umas to give anons a false sense of security in their aces hehehehe
>>540313754No, no Narita Top Road.Netorare
>can't roll for shit because muh brick account>haven't made a single progress in weeks because muh shit rngI'm tired, bros. I actually appreciate dead weeks in other gachas now. Playing garbage games like this every day isn't fun.
Ive run two Taiki careers today and both of them had immediate night owl sleep deprived events
>>540313454thanks for joining
>>540313818>you actually should be killed if you're better than melollmao even
>>540313971she's a party girl
>>540313982You gotta post the FULL summary anon. How are we supposed to learn anything from these?
>>540313982Thanks for hosting
>>540313818I WILL be rolling for Fuji and she WILL win it as my main ace.
Got this from the 1500 paid carats guaranteed SSR :D
Nice Naturals (not slop)
>>540314085I thought Pace was shit?
>>540312702It's joever
>>540313821Same, that's why I don't run front anymore, End is where the hype is, thanks to all the cultural celebration of comebacks and not victory from the beginning.
>>540313858Nice, I'm missing mile S on mine so I have go to the mines again
Just to let you guys know, I AM saving the replays when I win in your CM practice rooms and I DO watch them over and over again with a gleeful smile.
>>540313184>>540313428Whomst?
>>540314291newfag begone
>>540314237pace condor's always been alright
Cant i just backport Tucker into globalI hate this dogshit
>>540314283Ok Reddit Tachyon
why didn't anyone tell me that mlb R tazuna is comparable to lb0 SSR tazunaI guess it just shows how bad it is at lb0 but still
i’m tempted to run 3spd 2str finemo for front ace runs now
>>540314410good lord, be strong anon
Teio!
Does this not do anything if you're already not in 1st?
>>540313167>54304057 Hishiama with an extra 100 power but no Spurt, slow BoboFalco DID get Angling & Scheming. Taishin still caught her.I think I'm just going to resolve myself to my fate for CM3 at this point.Only one person joined the other room...
>>540314209Do not fall for it you will get Air Shakur or Golshi.
>>540314584Retard. It gets you back in first too. Definitely put it on any front runners you're cooking, you need all the mid-race shit you can get.
>>540314245That already looks a whole lot better than mine tbdes. At least Kaichou's career is a sure no fail unless you forget to stam train
>>540314410i mean... it could be worse
>>540314620>losing to an uncapped speed Taishindamn, you guys suck
>>540314291im taking a blind shot but looks like greatm8 for me
>>540314685>>540314584I MIS SPELTI MEANT IF YOU ARE CURRENTLY IN 1st does it not do anything
>>540314386Chew my shit, bitch, I found it.
>>540314237Witgod told you to build Pace Pasa though. No one listened.
>>540314728not me, i lose to whale umas or unluck, like when grass used pump iron and was blocked by my other uma
>>540314692Yeah, its pretty much all I could want on skills, only thing would be late surger corner/straights, I don't how much mile S could improve
>>540314728Taishin is so fucking funny because if she doesn't get blocked she's suddenly the fastest horse in the entire game no quarter but the problem is she's fucking stupid no matter how much wit and power you have and gets brocked 97% of the time.
>>540308651It knows me
Hi /uma/, I have a parenting questionIm doing top gun careers (they suck) and I have a parent with good skills and a TON of g1 wins, great and all but: they have a top gun parent, kneecapping the inheritance scoreMy question is: if I take this parent, do the carer and deal with nerfed inheritance, will MY top gun as a parent get a huge inheritance score because the grandparent had a ton of wins, and my future uma wont care about the said double-parent debuffI hope i phrased that okay
Updated:Suzuka hasn't won a single lobbyVodka outperformingTaishin bias = affirmed
>>540306193I feel like /v/ is paid by Koreans
>>540315014The ultimate potential uma
>>540315014>if she doesn't get blockedThere are ways to fix that, but people would rather pretend end closers are late gamblers.
Condor bros...
Is this any good?
Despite making up 13% of CM rooms, End Closers are responsible for 52% of victories
>>540313167>32873700 Hishiama with Spurt, Front S BoboTo the anon who joined this one, you already know you won, GG. And yes, my Bourbon whiffed both Pissing & Shitting AND Unrestrained even though she was in the lead. Also JFC the mob umas have ridiculous stats. Fucking 700 wit on one of them. If any of them were front both my Bobo and your Suzuka would've died.
>>540314085
Oh fuck yeah
>>540308927
>>540315451no
>>540315451Not until it has utility for forcing Xmas Oguri's Ult, no. Best stamina skills are mid race or corners.
Almost all my horses are A rank. Good A ranks? idk but they're A rank and I'm starting to get boredCygames gimme more horses under my account for free or I don't buy next month's carat pack
>>540315515you're about to get a faceful of Taiki's shuttles
>view results to skip the race instantly...was this always a thing in career?
>>540308651I'm sorry Maruzensky...it has to be this way....
>>540315753Yes, for any race you've won before...
How are you guys managing to meet the stam/guts recommendations? Pick related is my deck, inheriting stamina (9*) and power (8* native), the stam inherit is Seiun Sky with 3* Groundwork, but I'm consistently missing 600/300 running 4spd/2pwr. Would it be better to try for max power inheritance and do 5spd 1stam? My team will be Suzuka ace, Bakushin, and whoever else I have good for miles (read: not Falco or any of the 3* meta umas)
>>540310048my FEE MVP |really don't wanna buy a shitch 2
>>540315840>0LB KitaYou are not eligible for front running.
>>540315474Goldshi game
>>540315474where's the Golshifag and how's his Golshi troll ace going?
>>540315823never noticed this before, not till a day or two ago when I saw it in someones clip. so on auto pilot that I just spammed through races, since release.
>>540315840>How are you guys managing to meet the stam/guts recommendationsBy clicking stamina?
doto is only for love
https://youtu.be/gPKzW-qIohY?si=U8JwSdhplhnAuFey This dance seems doable
>>540316047nigger
>>540314942Straight would be nice for even more gambling at the final leg and Mile S would be pretty nice even more if you can get summer-runner or left-haded again or both. I think her chances of winning is pretty good unless she gets blocked.My Kaichou relies heavily on furious feat and spurt, but if it does activate and proc her unique, she can easily catch up with the lead and even win.
>>540306512Dont worry Nishino Flower, I wouldnt cum in 6-8 thursts
>>540315840>Suzuka 20% SPD 10% Guts>Bakushin 20% SPD 10% Wit>Falco 20% SPD 10% PowerIDK man. I've been hitting 627/314 easy without bringing a stam card to mile training (foolish) but Bobo gains 20% stam 10% power so I make do with 4 SPD 1 Tazuna 1 PWR.You really do not need 4 speed cards to cap speed on 20% speed gainers.>0LB KSBI hope you're borrowing an MLB.
>>540315840MLB Cafe alone is enough to carry your stamina and guts to 624 324. Rob Roy's card is pretty nice too.
Going from these lobbies, I think that power is actually more important for getting that lead early compared to witbecause of the early uphillOnce you have that lead there's little chance that you get overtaken
>>540316361but wit helps on overtaking on downhill sections
>>540315840Also, it gies without saying, if you're bringing Suzuka as your ace, either train Bakushin as a Pacer, or make sure both have the Groundworks/three greens/A&S combo. Do not build a fucking Blockushin if your ace is a Front Runner, that's neanderthal nigger tier foolishness.
>>540316514>Do not build a fucking Blockushin if your ace is a Front Runnernot really a bad idea, the point of having two fronts is so they constantly try to overtake each other
>>540316059I need oyakodon
>>540308651What theEven this is telling me to fuck my bro, banner when?Also whos winning variation, never heard of her any qrd
>No 8 Favorite>1st place>No 1 Favorite>9th place
AHHHH FUUUCKI FORGOT TO TAKE MAYA OFF OF FRONTRUNNER AND I LOST THE STAKESGOD I HATE THE DAILY BORROW LIMIT
>no mile S despite 8 mile starsThere's also so skills things I wanted to buy but Grass' career gives so little SP
>>540316717They need more guts
>>540316682orfevre rival, who is brother of goldship
>>540316760you got the essential skills
>>540316187Watching her go full speed and zoom by when you win the gamble is amazing
>>540315451
>>540316745is front runner bad at careers?
>>540309125>>540316682I guess were hole brothers now
>>540316682Win Variation is the Verxina to Orfevre's Gentildonna (jobber rival)
>>540316760*so many skillsI need to be less retarded and proofread more
>>540316760Mile S is essentially just extra chances of winning. Skills are still a lot more important than hitting Mile S
>>540316798>5* taishinDid you go all out on umas and never rolled for cards? You really want 1200 speed and 1100+ power for Taishin.
>>5403170205* and the ult is lvl 4...
>your racer gets 3rd in a career race>the career moves on, but a loss is a loss and you likely fucked your parent score>Your racer gets 11th>you get to use an alarm clock and likely get 1stisnt it kind of shit game design that you WANT your uma to totally crash and burn or get 1st?
>>540316983How often do S-lets win rooms?
>Red Uma Redemption>Romonizes and white washes gangs of Uma outlaws terrorizing frontier America, rape is omitted.>Witcher>White haired Uma with two swords slaying various fantasy creatures and finding her human Son>Metal Uma Raising>Commentary on American's monopoly Violence bit with huge metal Umas on metal Uma, a Uma is now an American Senator
SEVEN FUCKING SLEEP DEPRIVED RESTSSTOP SCISSORING MCQUEEN BEFORE BED YOU FUCK
Matikanefukukitaru.
>>540317408front mile S-lets win very frequently
>>540317370If you train them with love they’ll come in 1st every time, so maybe the game isn’t the problem. Maybe you need to look within.Also is that Meme50?
>>540317408i have two umas with mile S and one turf S along but i don't do much rooms, mostly join the ones here or randomly
>>540317501nice
>>540304003TAISHIN TEEESSTTOOOOO
>>540317408I'd say it's a good 50/50>>540317518I saw A lates and end closers caught up with S fronts unless of course it's a Seiun S that managed to activate her angling
>>540317020Pot5 is not 5* retardbro...
>>540317582yeah back when meme50 was actually good and just focused on ultra-thick women getting railedhe got way too fetishy and now everything he draws has to smell bad, be covered in hair, drooling and shitting while having a NTRthreesome
I just realized the things on Taishin's neck are hooves. First of all, what the fuck is wrong with her, second of all that seems unbelievably dangerous if she takes a spill, her trachea is going to get fucking demolished.
Is there an uma that would be a contarian shitter and say Morrowind is their favorite Elder Scrolls?
cm3 test57656595
I thought Indian Breath was a fake uma someone invented for the lulz but there she is
>>540316760>complaining about those statsFucking kill yourself. I'm 50+ Seiun Sky runs in without a single SS because of bad rainbow luck. You get great luck like that and bitch because you're used to perfect runs. I'm lucky if I get three speed cards on speed once in 3 runs with 4 cards.
>>540317472I bet it would feel so good having your knees around her squishy bewbs
>>540317856You are worried about her falling, and not wondering how the fuck does she take them off?
HOLY FUCK I HATE TOP GUNS CAREER SO MUCHWHY DOES SHE HAVE TO RACE A ROIDED OUT NARITA BRIANEVERY CAREERFOR THRE FUCKING RACES IN A ROWGOD FUCKING CHRIST I WISH MY EL CONDOR PASA WAS 3 STAR SO BADLY IM GOING TO EXPLODE
>>540317856she's a horse
Frontbros who are we running in the third slot? Building front El might be too tall of an ask for me so I'm thinking about just tossing in a late to try and steal back wins from blockers.
>>540317869it is the best elder scrolls tho?
>>540317913I'm not complaining about stats I rarely get A+, I'm just a bit disappointed that there's no mile SCalm down retardbro
>>540317734Oh christ I didn’t know he got that bad
I dont have macWhat ult should I be looking for pace pasa this cm? Or should I just go natty and load up on normal skills
>>540318060tried training topgun/mcqueen/pasa front until i realized bakushin also works as an ace
>>540318036you're sounding like a bottom gun right now, son
>>540317723retardbro...
>>540317734>meme50's uma oshi is ryanSo, uh, when is he going to draw Ryan doing all that?
>>540318203I was thinking about bakushin but her affinity is so ass, getting groundwork et al sounds horrible without being able to double circle unless it wasn't so bad for you?
I WANT SEIUN SKY NOW BWEEEEEEEEEEH!!!!!!!!!
>>540318060As someone who's building front El, just build a late surger and save yourself from this hell. Hell, a pace El could work too, maybe you can give her redshift since you're bringing 2 front
HOW THE FUCK DID TOP GUN GET THIS CONDITIONWHAT DO YOU MEAN "AT THAT AGE" SHE'S FUCKIGN CUNNY
>>540318081I'm running 10 star Mile sparks and have not gotten a single Mile S in 50+ runs. I get Groudnwork from my 12 Groundwork sparks once every six runs. Double circle compatibility. I haven't gotten 3 star sparks since July. I hope you fail to get into Group fucking B, asshole.
>>540318367This
Just witnessed the power of Blockushin full force. What a terrifying being.
>>540318060do a daiwa front and be happy, im running her and if she gets to maintain first its pretty much guaranteed she will activate seiun ult and win
>>540318481You can get that from doing 3+ races, it's really bad as you've probably noticed lmao
>>540318284how do you oshi the literal ugliest uma in all of uma musumean uma so ugly literally all uma communities, reddit, 4chins, discord, twitter, all dislike her
>>540317897I hate pitussy's
>>540318481You made your horse run 3 races in a row or more you abuser
>>540318481devs confirming top gun is legal
>>540318481let her take a break from racing you fuck
>>540317889Results
>>540318638This is incorrect as the actual ugliest Uma that all communities dislike is Seeking the Pearl. She's disliked so much that she gets name dropped twice in the same ugly Uma tier list.
why are mods so anal about uma threads on /v/?
>>540318481>>540318605>>540318647>it just goes away if you sleepoh okay lmao
>>540317889>>540318692This was a blockushin rape race
Is her wit too low to win, what am I doing wrong?
>>540318638Ryan really isnt that bad. Shes like Taishin in that shes potential horse for hotness. Better haircut would do wonders, and also sack the casual outfit. Under all that is a Mejiro's face and huge yiddies on a tone muscle tomboy
>>540315202The grandparent gets bred out when the career is done so as long as the trainee and the parent have the wins you should be fine.
>>540318284But Ryan is cute
>>540318692That nose finish between Vodka and my Amazon was intense as hell. Also this anon >>540318840 is correct Blockushin absolutely destroyed those front runners.
>>540318847its only missing furious feat i think, wit is low but its what you can do i imagine
>>540318847>348This Vodka's idea of a good conversation is going "vroom vroom".
>>540318847No Furious Feat
>>540318361i have 6* groundwork from parents (shit blue sparks sadly), and 8* groundwork from a borrow, groundwork wasn't too bad but my stats are quite low. will probably retrain in the future but she's able to steal some wins on room matches
>>540318847Firm condition is wasted, we wet this timeAnd also your furious fest from pot 5 bwo???
I HAVENT LOST THE URA FINALE SINCE LIKE JULYHOLY FUCK THIS IS CARRER IS KING HALO LEVELS OF SHITI WANT ANIMAL ABUSE TO BE IN THIS GAME HATE THIS CUNT
>>540318490Why are you turning this into a misery contest? I just shared the best Grass I made so far. Sure, boohoo, poor you, I don't give a shit. You're mentally unwell if a simple post like that sets you off.
adult rice shower...
>>540318692Well now I’m curious show the blockushin
>>540318284meme50? the puke guy?
>>540318638gap moe muscleuma is cute
how much does an uma weigh?
that would have been nice for Gemini Cup...
>>540318732Post the list
>>540318948Nice Hishiama bro, pure sovl
>>540319064My fronts were raped
>>540318820til sleep can cure it. I wonder what the odds are. I always went to the infirmary
chinkbot bros i understand now
>>540319237what the fuck, that's just straight up hate crime against front
>>540319292how do you bot a... career?
>>540319002Interesting. Late feels relatively easy to build so I might give this a try and just fall back on the former if it doesn't pan out
>>540313023She does seem like the squatting type
>>540318840>>540318948can you post the blockushin?
>>540319237Ok yeah understandable
>>540319146like any normal girl?
>>540319259Slow metabolism also can just go away on its own at a low chanceGood luck skipping every single speed training until then though, but its funny when it immediately goes away next turn
Tsukaima!
>>540319237>>540319324>>540319420why do people keep hyping up frontrunners, don't they all auto-lose if this is in a race?
is there anything more soulless than botting in an already soulless gacha game
>>540319237Imagine 2 of this, would the debuffs actually kill the fronts?
>>540319508continuing to play a game you say is "soulless" and complaining about it
>>540319481The average front loses to the average blockushin but the best front can beat the best blockushin. What makes a front “best” is by having several midrace skills to secure 1st
>>540319223Your Vodka's pretty great too! I have to start going back to training a better Vodka, mine's pretty dog. I also want to try to get an even better Hishi Amazon with Spurt on it, but my sparks aren't cooperating. At the very least I still got about two weeks or so to make even better Aces. Hope your Cancer Cup CM goes smoothly!
>>540319237Based... So basedFuck metacucks. Solved game they said lol. I'm glad we have evolved our own meta compared to jp
>>540319671found the SEAnig botter
>>540319543I think fronts survive with around 580? Seeing how most people are shooting for 601+, standard and tokyo racecourse, they should be fine
>>540319237>FONTRUNNER METAMeanwhile fronts auto-lose to this and its the easiest shit ever to build LMAO
>>540319719no I don't chinkbotyou will doompost until the end of time thoughever
>>540319237>Doesn't even have the courtesy of giving Bakushin her race outfitThis Blockushin is a straight up menace to Front Runners what the fuck man.
Why is suzuka so dogshit compared to every other front, I'm going insane trying to find any front matchup where she doesn't get curbstomped.
>Start career>Instantly realize I screwed upMan I am a donkey brained idiot
>>540319237how does an uma with 422 actually win the URA finale? I barely choke by ones with 700
>>540319891too SEAnig; didn't read
>>540319717>>540319836>
>>540319691Its objectively easier to make a blockushin than it is to make a frontrunner ace though. Blockushin specifically is the same as front ace sans the speed and stam/guts, effectively making it easier to build by 30-50% unless youre also hoarding front targeted debuffs. So like sure, same level on 2 accounts, the blockushin wins against the frontrunners on average probably, until you approach 1200/1200/1200 whale tier but who cares atp
>>540320027Seiun ult to crawl to the finish line.
>>540320059True, projecting seanigs can't read english.
Anyone here started parent farming for the next cup? I'll run 2 front and 1 pace what parents/sparks should I aim for?
https://youtu.be/gPKzW-qIohYspeedpowerstamina
>>540320119the real battle of torenahs won't even start for 6 more months. I'm merely biding my time while all the gibs make their way into my account.
pfffttt she doesn't even fit in the frame. I really gotta roll for her when she comes out.
>>540319237The Blockushin owner here. Early Lead helps to get that little advantage and secure the block. 80% of the races are successful blocks, the other 20% comes to Smart Falcon, her trying to pass triggers her ult and making it a successful overtake, but not every time she gets close enough to trigger and I can still take the first position back sometimes. But I still fear the umadol
If Falcon is stronger than Seiun why bother make a Seiun ace for CM4 when Falco and Summer Maruzen would fit for a better duo?
test
>>540320423Because making an ace is infinitely easier to make than a good parent.
>>540320423because seiun is for parenting, not for CMsshe's good THIS SPECIFIC CM because of lack of options, she's full-on parent duty after this
>>540320423We told you seiun is a parent horse and not an ace
>>54032042310 turf sparks + groundwork = too much work
>>540320423Seiun is still good, only whales will have all three
WAITNON-G1 RACES GIVE YOU PARENT SCORE?????
>>540320140>SEAnig uses a word he clearly doesn't understandwow surprising kek
>>540320418Please show deck, got conviced to destroy frontrunners
>>540320664That gets patched out
>>540319695Thanks bro! I'm having a hard time trying to build either King or Oguri as a second ace, but as you said we still have time. I hope your Hishiama brings you victory
>>540316581Perfectly viable if you have two front aces. Blockushin is not an ace. Her job is to stay in first and cuck everyone (your front included) out of Angling & Scheming
>Losing to a default skin umagotta be top 3 on the most embarrassing things in this game
>>540320412
>Indog is still fumingROFLMAO
>>540320530>Falcon + Summer Maruzen Front>Daiwa Pace Sounds like my ideal team
>>540320716
>>540320842what's indog
Crazy that the stamina on my ace runs hinge on whether my MLB HishiAma gets Orange quick or not.
The worst part about a 15th place finish in the Hopeful Stakes is when you forget your fan count is now trash and you go to schedule in the next g1 and you don't even meet the minimum fan count.
Mejiro Clanbros... It's over.
>>540321004an indonesian dog that gets a rise out of calling others what he is
All you needed to do was get 1 more guaranteed green holy fuck
>>540321024I just run the junior fillies tbqhwyf
>Both parents have miles>0 Mile S in 3 borrowsI hate this fucking game so fucking much
>>540320423>If Falcon is stronger than Seiun falcon is only stronger than seiun in cancer cup due to the forgiving stamina check of the trackgood luck getting 800-1000 stamina falcon without gimping her power. it's going to be way easier to hit 1200/1000/800 stat seiun than 1200/1000/800 power falcon since seiun has stam/wit growth and leo cup is all about debuffs
>>540321085back to the mines
>>540321085God damn, what deck do you have
I got the 500 careers title and I have 5 three star sparks. When the fuck do we get the ability to reroll and buff sparks? The game is miserable to play because 9/10 of my runs end in Wit aor Guts sparks and I can't get more than 3 runs a day with possible quality.
>>540317869A lot of the horses are born in the 90's will love morrowind
>>540320423>Medium >A bit longer race than TaurusNeichas are back in full force with addition of Wedding Mayano debuffer. 800 Stamina will not be enough that time. It's why they are shilling the Maru Summer unique. Seiun will be the perfect ace there.
>>540321294Umas with this feel?
>>540321214Is she going to do an examination?
>>540320720yea but like, how long are we talking?If it's some shit like BRO ITS 2 YEARS FROM NOW WITH GENTILDONNA I'm gonna shove you in a locker
>>540320524But making a good parent is just 80% luck and 20% following the right order. Making an ace that has a good chance of winning feels way worse if you're not a whale. I spent 3 weeks making a 1150/1200 golshi with spurt and long S and she still jobbed the gemini finals.
>>540317869Her name is Narita Taishin
what stats do you need for el condor to get 1st in arima kinen with B long?
LET'S GO GAMBLING
>>540321015trainees shouldn't come to their trainers dorms dressed like that
>>540308543ahem, say it with me /uma/
>>540321675WIT GAME
>>540321214finally a glovejob uma
>>540321675>Fatass Teioor>Dumbass Golshi
>>540321675BROCKED
>>540321675WHEN YOU'RE BROCKED, YOU ARE BROCKED
BROS I WON HOPEFUL STAKES
>>540319237I'll tell you why people say frontrunner are for whales: you gotta build them for the late race too, gassing at the start alone won't do shit. they have dogshit performance at the end but they gotta have some, you can't just max out the start and forget the ending
>>540321384Fuku with her ball fondling magic shit
>>540321675This happened to my Grass Woner in a lobby kek
>>540320412Big lover
If only Grass activated Red Shift and On Your Left too...
>>540321675Would navigation skills even stop this from happening?
>>540321675why doesn't she like, take a step to the right or left
WHENFUCKING WHENTHE GAME IS FUCKIFNG UNPLAYABLE IF YOU'RE BLACKLISTED ON THE SPARK RNG. I HAVE OVER 50 VETERANS ONE OR TWO SPARKS AWAY FROM SOLVING ALL MY TROUBLES, THIS SHIT FIXES EVERYTHING.FUCKINGWHEN
>>540321795I genuinely don't get it. Is this some kind of Pace Chaser problem or something? My Gold Ship runs win it. My Fronts win it. Hell my fucking gamblers win it.
Is TM opera's unique shit? I NEVER see anyone talk about it
>>5403220431. Go look at the activation conditions2. "Slightly"Yes. It's shit.
>>540322036>My Fronts win itas a top gun trainer i dont believe youshe can roll into that shit with 350 speed/stam, seiun unique and some other goodie and still consistently chokeI mean she'll SOMETIMES win but it's like 40%
>>540321991cygenerous already seeing player numbers drop like flies after CM2, so maybe 6 more months.
>>540321936if she proccs it i can assume she wouldn't be following fatass teio the whole final spurt>>540322036i think it's a matter of being the first G1 medium, i've won it plenty but i've also seen perfect umas job on it
>>540322043I used to see it inherited all the time on peoples umas so I thought it was good but that was like right after launch and I never actually see it proc
>>540322036>Is this some kind of Pace Chaser problem or something?Maybe...
I lost to Teio sexually
>>540321959wit game
I married Teio sexually
Sex is wrong
>>540322043I have never seen an Opera O in the wild period for some reason
>Cygamesu is sponsoring the Diamondbackswhat is your favorite Arizona uma?
>>540322367how come my uma never makes that goofy face
Lobbies?
>the best spd support card, kita, gives you a beautiful view of her tits>the best stam support card, creek, gives you a beautiful view of her titsI feel other meta support cards need to continue this trend
If you make 1.15m fans daily you deserve to be in an A+ club.If you make 0.78m fans daily you deserve to be in an A club.If you make 0.45m fans daily you deserve to be in a B+ club.
>>540322438>mest
>>540322438I think Arizona SUCKS
>>540322474No it's bed time
>>540322187Mihono Bourbon: 53 in 128. It's not a required race for her, and I only run her in it if she jobs Asahi, which she's way more fucking likely to. She will whiff Asahi Hai 5th and then fucking distance finish Hopeful because this game is a bullshit cointoss simulator.Topcun: 18 in 27 runs.>>540322216Naruhodo.>>540322251Jesus. Just throw her in Front.
>>540321936No, only higher wit can fix your uma's positioning.
>>540322514
>>540322043My goat is so strong she doesnt need to use her Unique to win and become an Overlord.
NPC McQueen on Tenno Sho (Spring) is a cheating nigger
>>540322642you're missing the grimacing teio picture
>>540322483>make 500k while making Open aces>is in a D+ clubhelp
>>540322768This except Super Freak
so when the game want me to lose, I just lose? all I can do is cry about it?
one more test room79958035
>Try to run ace suzuka>Sim her vs a mediocre seiun>Seiun wins>Try to give Suzuka better skills or better stats>Seiun still winsWow I can't believe I almost fell for this useless meme horse
>>540322483i make 1.5m fans faily, so i should be in a S club?
my dog joined haru and grass wonder today please hug your pets for me anons
>>540322459not all horses share the same "I'M RUNNING" face
>>540323107your dog is in a good place now bro, take your time to be with your family and people you love
I like the way both the male and female announcers get hype saying Matikanefukukitaru's name.
>>540323107what the other anon said. i'm sure he/she is in a fun place now.
>>540322979She can be a backup to your better seiun.
>>540323107He's chasing them around the big racetrack in the sky anon.
>>540323107sorry to hear that, just know he enjoyed life with you
my first A+! i'm gonna cum!1* guts what a fucking meme game
>>540323409>pace pasa>front ultsI don't think blud read the assignment properly
Would you play Umaball?
>>540322483I make 3m fans daily, I deserve to be in a SSS+ club.
>>540323465Research suggests that one hour of passionate animalistic sex with your toreina can lead to increased endurance in longer races. Hop on, Kingu, let's make your mother proud.
>>540322893This is just one guy's team
>>540319237The only thing this bakushin lacks is speed eater
Topgun is so mature for her age
>>540323107sorry bro.
>>540323115I like Daiwa's general expression while racing, she looks cutely flustered
>>540323115DAIWA SCARLETTO!!!
>>540323225https://files.catbox.moe/ytulwb.webmMatikanefukukitaru special commentikaru for my fukufriendkitaruluck rains on Kobe!
>>540323583What the fuck did that Seiun WHALE use to get those stats? That's insane
>>540319237Welp, I guess I'm building a blockushin too.
>>540323225kek what an EVIL horse
>>540323057S is 1.7m+ zone but people might take you in if they need more hands
>>540323812CUTE!
>>540319237B-but... You told me CM3 onwards was front meta...Why did I even use 15k carats for Seiun?
>>540324014Just out wit them like this >>540323583 whale
>>540323583>whales>falls for the wit memehis seiun will unironically fall to many with more power lol
>>540324032forced animation
>>540324032How many character designs did she go through?
>>540324401holy cutealso: MY BRO
>>540324401Where the fuck is she even aiming
>best king run to date>1* wit/1* late surger>not a single white
>>540323863>makes a hole in all of themDia...
King's story is so FUARKING kinoshame i hate her career
how come daiwa only has one alt
>>540319237THAT'S THE WALL BROTHER
The fucking animes are dogshit. I can't tell if you fags are just gaslighting or you actually have shit taste.
>>540324646I loved reading it but I really don't want to run it again
>>540324401Sexy granny.
ok shonenspic
>The fucking animes are dogshit. I can't tell if you fags are just gaslighting or you actually have shit taste.
>demon lord>doesn't even get an outfitThis game was, uh... pretty low budget back in the day, huh?
>>540324682yes anon you're the sole person in the universe with good tasteis that what you wanted to hear? retard
>>540324554She is silly like Mejiro Slow.
>>540324941It was but it's also extremely on brand for Gold Ship to not have her own outfit and still call herself the Demon Lord.
>>540324930>tranny flag>Palestine flag>openly calling for mass murderfucking lmao
>>540324951I mean they do have pretty low reviews so the majority of people agree they're bad.
Handholding missionary sex.
HOW IS THERE ZERO GRASS WONDER GIANTESS ART?JAPS HAVE NO FUCKING TASTE
>>540324941Pretty sure this game was released a year late too so
Uh...
THIS FUCKING PRIZE WHEEL IS RIGGED
>>540325226>JAPS DON'T SHARE MY OBESITY AND GIANTESS FETISHES?? GARBAGE TASTE!!!!
>>540325170
Are the events worth reading or are they just for girls?
>>540325229it was probably supposed to be released at the end of 2020, the first few banners were almost certainly meant to line up with season 2
>>540325170Bully Espo
If I see that bitch director camping guts one more time I swear I'll rearrange her guts with my dick
>>540325410the latter
>>540325379>giantess means obesityAS IF YOUR IMAGE WASN'T PROOF ENOUGH BUT YOU'RE ILLITERATE AND HAVE SHIT TASTE
>>540325170BULLY THE CUTE GYARU!
>>540323409Curren Chan popped my A+ cherry, it was so sudden and I don't even remember when
What a fucking SLUT
>>540324401Cute grandma
>>540324675I'm gonna make a Maruzensky and call it Block Lesnar after this
>>540325168pervert
Um... I just finished the event story and uh...It literally never said what happened to rudolph
Finally started reading each of the umas char stories and I've been enjoying them a lot more than I thought I would
>>540325168Why everytime someone post something from Ryan's story she always look so desperate to fall in love?
>>540325825She has zero game but it’s cute
Bros... >*cough*>*wheeze*
>>540325716Rudolf was never there. It was GolShi the whole time
>>540325757I recommend the Seiun one, it is very cute.
>>540325889So is she in love with the idea of love, or does she really want to have a romance?
>>540325825actual ugly girl energy
>>540326027Probably both
>>540325909Tell me about it.I still haven't gotten a single good groundwork parent btw.
>>540325852Don't mess with Falco!
>>540326050>>540326050>>540326050
Falco is a good girl
F2P here. Yesterday I posted my El and people told me it was trash so I made a Ryan for gambling purpose. Will she manage to snatch a win against the whales?
>>540326027The losers of Tracen...
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
>>540325825She is a pure innocent girl.
>>540326164Not with that stamina, she dies before the finish line.
>>540324401>a fucking flip phoneI love this shit.
>>540326279Rhaya....
>>540321004failing parent runs, how about you?
>>540326164Same answer as always with Ryan: If Let's Pump procs at the right time.
When do daily borrows increase? I'm getting sick of only doing 3 runs a day
>>540322195This has to be the most short term game release ever. Cyjews are literally speed running this game into EOS like they did with priconne
>>540321991What is this banner?
Should I get into real horse racing?Also should I kill myself? I didn't get HishiamaMy account lacks brown
>>540329887It's an event where you can increase your spark stars
Cm room78059832
>>540326164if you have bad mood or rushed, then she is dead even with double circle standard distance, that's a truly gambling pick
>>540326279yeah bro we are dying
>>540304903where I can find these tanuki gifs?
>>540319045Top Cun is one of the easier careers in the game. Either you really suck, or your cards do. Post deck.
>>540321991holy shit calm downyou're going to give yourself an autism aneurysm
>>540323107Condolences, anon.