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The Endless has arrived
Fire Emblem is NOT doing okay.
Halo... its finished
>>540323786This
Can someone play Halo with me now :D
We don't play Halo here.
>>540324065Sorry, I'm watching the dogshit last episode of the dogshit Alien: Earth show.
>>540324210>alien: earthas in alien the movie franchise?
>>540324291Yes.
>>540324346huh, pretty neatthe only one of those sci-fi movies i'm familiar with is the original predator, haven't watched it in years though
>>540325669i have something similar to this, got it at a trading post in maine
>>540325669>>540325921The Endless... *shivers*
SAVE US, ESCHARUM
>>540327235are those ghosts???
>>540327235FINALLY THE ENDLESS HAS ARRIVED>*CRACK*BREAK OPEN EASY... SOFT INSIIIIDE>*SCHLORP*
>>540327717They're prisoners of war in their futile resistance against the Forerunners.They are meat. To be consumed. Seasoned. Boiled. Grilled.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heET2wMpADw
Bleach is the root of all.
>The Nothing creating The Endless
Classic Halo.
Halo, the way you remembered it.
>>540329336Reach isn't classic.
>>540330008Anon, that's classic authentic Halo CE gameplay.
I'm playing Halo
let's co-op halo 3 odst guys
I meant it, the plasma pistol was a mistake. Always too strong in pve and always a pain to balance in pvp. Instant, plentiful, non power weapon shield stripping should not exist. I've come to this conclusion after realizing that despite every decent fps having a cheap cheese strat, only in halo is the cheese strat the optimal way to play at least in campaign.
>>540330338It's pretty late, bro...And I'm a mute.
>>540330147>OS spawn in mid>cave leading from needles to creek>have to take a selfie with a powerup to activate itNot classic, not CE.
>>540330338Nope, not touching that mode, sister
>>540330454I think your memory might be fuzzy, Anon. Have you asked you doctor about Alzheimer?
>>540330338i'd be willing to co-op CE
Halo, back in the old days.
>>540330338nah it's boring, I don’t know why you want to do it
For me, it's solo halo 3 odst.
>>540330789ODST is fun though.
>>540330338Add Gobiin Slayer. Idk when I'll be able to play but we can always try.
>>540330398oh right... you all are only just now going to sleeprest well>>540330789i lost the mood anywayI’ll just go eat something instead
>>540331129I tried to search your gamertag up yesterday but nothing came up, you sure it ain't a typo?>>540331202I've been looking for people to play CE with would you wanna do that
Who made this?>>>/v/721595431
>>540331260His tag is Goblin Slayer on Xbox
It's up.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V28OoJqKC0
>>540331462Thanks halobro, added him
Are you a grunt or are you an elite?
I DO NOT TRUST YOU
I just got done playing some Halo but now I want to play HaloWhat do I do???
>>540334528Go to bed, it's past midnight.
>>540334558Well, yeah but mister chief...
>>540335490Sleep tight littul pacha
>>540331462I actually forget which letter is an i ....Goblin Slayer was taken back then so i had to substitute a character.
>>540335490sleep tight l-l-l-l-littul pacha
hi halo bros, I heard they added invasion to infinite? is it good? i've been waiting for them to bring that back since reach. so what, are there playable aliens now?
>>540331260>>I've been looking for people to play CE i don’t usually play online really... in ce i just imagine it being kind of aggressive and don’t feel like it at first i pictured odst being kind of relaxed but honestly i don’t feel like it anymore either, story of my moodssorry if that makes no sense
>>540336035>playable alienslmaothat would have required effort
>>540335490>>540335490SLEEP TIGHT LITTUL PACHAA
>>540336071>in ce i just imagine it being kind of aggressive and don’t feel like it...it's an FPS, they're meant to be aggressive games. halo's a less intense one than say, DOOM; but my point stands.>sorry if that makes no senseit really doesn't lol
I miss escharum poster.. he was kinda silly, sweet and gentle deep down
>>540336384so many rejections got me down ok? call me stupid or faggot or whatever idc
>>540336780Anon, it' just a video game....
>>540336780KEK
>>540336139i don't know why i was expecting high quality.
>>540336447He told me to tell you "I died well *dies well*"
>>540336035First couple of games were pretty neat, reminded me of payload in TF2 a bit.Then SBMM said it's time to carry team retard and the reason why I quit playing MP came back.
How?
>>540337549He shot them real fast.The Plasma Pistol is pretty good a taking down the Flood.
>>540337549That's Greater Pacha, watch out for him.
>>540337549elites, hunters and brutes did the massacrethe grunt was hiding scared and when it was over they assumed he was dead... he just crawled out after and claimed the credit, Pacha is a total fraud
>>540338149This literally happens in The Flood book.
>>540340024who
>>540347398purrrrr purrrrrrrr
>>540328020ARRIVED
>>540348982Chief's supposed to fight THIS?
>>540349279No. Survive.
>>540348982>Terra Formars but lobsterkinda surprised I never had the thought before with all the Precursor stuff and Endless memed as prehistoric creatureswell cool sci-fi aliens aren't hard to come up with for gameplay it's just Halo's leadership hasn't had a good head on its shoulders for a while
halo cat time
NO LIVES REMAINING
GOOD MORNING MINTO
IT'S MINTOVER
We will... never be a memory...
>>540366721you've already been forgotten
Stay in my memorywhere you belong
>>540323293Escharum, go to the bathroom!
>>540323293Reach a good shit
#Legal
Yet another Halo-rific day...
>>540370175dibs
>>540370175
Is it Halo time yet?
Its macaroni time
Master chief macaroni???
Master Chief Keef
From the beginning... you know the end.
>>540323786Yes. I think we’re finally done here.
>>540330678It’s amazing how my favorite map can look so unfun when it’s added to a shitty game like infinite
In new beginnings... you saw the end
>>540370175>she just turned 18Nice.
Halo IS being played
>>540383407you're being played...
I will not be playing Halo.I won't. I will not.
>>540383407In your dreams, maybe
>>540347398Why?
>>540387169Humiliation ritual.
>>540329336>>540329872>is 50% bigger than the original map for no reasonThe absolute steaming rage that bubbled up inside me when I saw people calling the delta arena playlist nostalgic and classic
>>540386368My dreams are real
>>540388907AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE
>halo 2
>moving the goalpost
>moving your mom (impossible)
She's pretty old, Anon.Be kind to her.
My mum hates me
>>5403232934 player LASO coop?
>>540390219That's sad bro.
I am no longer playing Halo. Balance has been restored to the universe.
>>540390219No parent can hate their childShe hates herself
Dangerous misinformation above.
I would hate my child too if he was Baza and somehow british
>>540391104AAAAAAAAAAIIIIEEEEE
>>540390219fortunately i have a patient and loving mothershe has million reasons to at least feel i'm a burden, but she doesn't
>>540391104It would be entirely your fault for your child being so successful.>>540391279You know that's a self esteem issue, right? The woman made you feel like a burden for you to create this framing.
Imagine if your son was Baza. Christ.
Imagine being British. Christ.
Imagine being. Christ.
>>540392395Better than being west coast, worse than being east coast
>>540392604Nah, west coast fags are better than the Brits.
Imagine
>>540392678No the fuck you're not lmaoYour gas prices are higher, you can't drive faster than a speeding turtle, you can't build a house without sacrificing your firstborn and you can't go outside without saying to the communist death squads that brute lives matterHell you can't even stop riots and wildfires without the president invadingIf the uk joined the states, all 4 of their states would be higher value than the entire west coast unless BIG changes are made
>>540393547California alone has a bigger economy than the UK.And that's just one state.
>>540393706Yeah that's cause the uk isn't currently in the united states, moronIf you take all the industry they have and scrap all their local regulations and international trade barriers and replace them with what all states share, they smoke california
>>540393967Deranged Britbong cope.
>commiefornian calling anyone derangedfrom the fault line to the sea
Actually, I'm from the east coast.
>>540393706>>540394040You wouldn't embarrass yourself to the point of shitting out insecure meme responses if you just learned to read lmao
>>540394587You can't read either, apparently.
just being european is enough to know they're the better person
>>540394550we are well aware you're a brit, lil trollone wonders why you're so eager to self loathe>>540394704that kind of thing only works if it's true, lil troll
>>540395290lmaono one looks like this in gameeveryone's a fucking clowneven their marketing guys know the game looks hideous
Gaylo Shitfinite? DEFEATED.
that's how baza calls it btw
>>540395630For me, it's Mirage with all the ODST stuff.
>STILL obsessed with the funny britOne guy'd
He's not that important.
You'd think
You're not that important.
It's just...one...guy
I'm not that important.
I can't... I just can't.... get out.... the squeaking.... it's too... it's too..... it's...........
The what now?
hnnnnnnnnnggggggg
JEGAAAAAAAAA
what if sergeant johnson was gay and he goes "for a dick, he cummed pretty good" lol
lol
dont fightt
we should cuddle instead
>>540407569They stopped ages ago
>>540407569I hate Britain so goddamn much.I wish they received the Gaza treatment.
>>540370175How time flies
>>540407569Post your cats instead
>>540410490She was 10 back then. Now she's 15.
>>540407650that’s the only thing i want rn desu
Shut the fuck up, Yeeze.
>>540410779aww you really love heryou must have tons of GBs of her
>>540412286Less than 2GB.
>>540412379anyway I don’t doubt you love her, hope she stays with you for more years I got mine just over a year ago
Im allergic to kitties :(
fuck you
>>540412804Me too, but I've had them all my life.
>>540410779How is that even possible? They’re only meant to live around 12 years
>>540412936The indoor cat life expectancy is 15 on average nowadays.This ain't the 2000s.
>>540412059Nothing’s stopping you from reaching out and meeting up for that
>>540413081So what’s the difference? How do you make them live a long life?
>>540413406Better vaccines, better food (that one is very important) and better healthcare.Also, cat owners tend to be slightly more educated on what cats need then they were 20 years ago.
>>540410779cute chubby
>>540413598Right. What brand do you feed yours? just asking in case I get a cat someday
>>540414143Depends on the cat and where you live.Avoid grocery store brands. Go to a pet food shop. Veterinary food is good too, but pointlessly expansive unless your cat has specific dietary needs.Cats should eat canned food AND kibble.In a perfect world, you would cook for your cat, but that's way too much of an hassle.
>MCC $10not a bad deal right now
>>540415054True.
>>540412804Halo 4 shouldn’t be there.
>>540415054funny how they didn't include H4 in the display, you have to click extra stuff to see it there
>>540415054Meant for >>540415258
In case you were wondering, Baza is not important.
>>540412804>>540412921What do you feel when you’re allergic to them?
>>540330348Plasma Pistol is necessary when the other weapons in the campaign are total shit at getting rid of shields
>>540415716Which halo game does this apply to?
>>540415534who is he, or what does he even do?
>>540415964It's not important.
>>540415560Nose congestion, sneezing, assorted minor allergic reactions.
>>540415932Halo 2.Halo 4 Spartan Ops.
Just farted would you like to know the smell?
>>540417865You're not correct about that. Few weapons are bad at shields in halo 2 and halo 4 has the highest damage automatics in the mcc. What's your bizarre definition of being shit at getting rid of shields?
>>540415964not sure but i think he’s the angry one who hates a lot
>>540418212Being able to break them before you die.
>>540418603You'll have to be more specific.
>>540418745No
>>540418745Yes
>>540415560Rashes on my skin. I don't remember if it gets itchy, i haven't approached a cat in a decade.
>>540418603Before I die or before you die?
>>540419030Before anyone dies on legendary.
>>540419204Surely that doesn't extend to deaf dumb and blind retards.
>>540419510Yes, I am including you in that list.
What’s is halos version of BLEACHED?
>>540419579So all I have to do is show myself breaking a shield before dying?
>>540419762On legendary, and ideally without needing to constantly hug cover.
>>540419842>constantlyfucking hell bro how shit are you at halo?
What is Halo's version of Bleach?
>>540420186You have practically no health in Halo 2 and enemies were specifically tuned to lead their shots.Just say you can't do it.
>>540420364not him, genuinely want to see how you play iti have a hard time believing you're as shit as your posts imply
>>540420506Like I already said, Halo 2 is designed around the idea of you hugging cover and fighting every enemy with full shields. Which is why the noob combo is so necessary to actually fight anything. Otherwise you're taking pot shots, getting to one-shot, hiding, and repeating the process.
>>540420206Naruto
>>540420703didn't ask
>>540421232You're stalling.
>>540421232You did, thoughbeitover
>>540420703>it's shit if you don't play the way the game is designed to be played
>>540421949>you don't get it, it's bad by design!
>>540420703Can (You) even do that with the plasma pistol?
>>540388907I forgot how nice it looks
>>540422409Of course.
For me, it's turning on Infinite ammo and grenades in Halo 2's campaign (on MCC) while being able to unlock the achievement for beating it on legendary, lol. (I don't recommend turning on the scarab gun skull though, especially on the last mission because it messes with the tartarus boss fight, and while bigger explosion radius is also fun, I don't recommend that either because it's easy to blow yourself up too) And then you never have to play Halo 2's campaign on legendary ever again (until Ruby fixes it with his mod)
>>540422963Walk me through the process. Explain every step.
>>540423163You charge the plasma pistol before a fight, release it against an elite, and then headshot him when he does his animation.
>>540423258I dunno man that seems a lot like being in cover.
Halo 2 Classic, the way you remembered it, but with updated modern graphics to give it a more realistic, grittier feel. Same good old gameplay, Brand new breathtaking visuals.
>>540423520Well I don't care what you have to say because you're unable to post any clips/
>>540423630If your standard is posting clips, you have also failed to live up to it. You never gave a deadline either. All your arguments have been incredibly arbitrary and all your standards have not been met by yourself. When I get home you can invite me to a lobby and I'll record you, then you can record me.
>>540423958>When I get home you can invite me to a lobby and I'll record you, then you can record me.Not him, but that sounds kinda gay, desu.
>>540424051I'll do you after if you'd like
I'm not gay!!!
>>540424292I believe yougt?
Halo 2.
>>540424660Huh I tried to get MCC running in true 4:3 but instead it stretches the display to 16:9
>libshit accidentally killed 3 spics by accident>BETRAYAL YOU HAVE BEEN BOOTED
>>540424923
>>540424415I said I wasn't going to play Halo today, okay?
>>540425001That’s the kick message from halo, yes.
>>540425518?
>>540426283I told you I didn't suck cocks, okay?
>>540427204>didn'twhy the change?
Are you talking to yourself?
>>540427569Are you?
I'm CIA
Is he?
I'm Vegan
The masketta man?
When are we going to take Master Chief out of the soda?
>weCmon now
got a frog in your throat?
>come on nowBut I don't wanna :(
any way to make this a custom background?
Yes "we".What are you gonna do about it?
We will be drinking the soda
No, we're not.I'm fat enough as it is.
Well we have to get him out of the soda first, he doesn't have much oxygen left
Ok i admit it, Two Betrayals sucks
>>540429472He wont be
>>540430662It'll hold.
>>540423582Crazy how this janky ass shit looks like a masterpiece compared to what they're doing to Deus Ex.We're going to get unironic REVRN posting for H1A at this rate.
I don’t know…
Regret was the worst hierarch this covenant has ever had.
The Schism wouldn't have happened under Regret.
Me looking at my copy of Halo CE Anniversary now.
If Spec ops leader was ship master that war would've never happened.
You’re not an elite shut up idiot
terminated post above
We're all Grunts in here.
I'm an effeminate kig-yar actually
I love smelling my farts
I lied about not playing Halo today, by the way.
I’m also gay btw
I did not post that!
I did post that.
You're a peepee grabber pretending to be me!
>>540432901I'll show you a pp grabberhttps://grok.com/share/bGVnYWN5LWNvcHk%3D_f97ee862-1786-4516-a51b-07f19eb2d3ba
All me
IP GRABBER DO NOT CLICK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOHAY_0jXCc>we got Halo Reach Anniversary before Halo 3 AnniversaryBased. I don't have to worry about Halo 3 being ruined or its installation size ballooned to a ridiculous size only to be a worse experience than the original.
Wait, how many lil trolls are there?
It's just one guy!
And he’s making me gay! I mean I’ve always had these feelings but… I’m getting exposed!
I think lil troll is more powerful than the other guy.
>>540433896Stay woke, gegna!
Also, master chief awoken something in my pants when I first played halo… I wish to be held in his strong arms!
If only there were a wiki for grok to pull information from
Imagine using AI.I hope lil troll doesn't do this.
You seem reluctant for us to find out what grok thinks of you.
unc paragraphing his post like that. :skull_emoji:
Grok holds no power over me.
w-what do you mean about grok? It thinks about somebody?
But he can make us point and laugh at you
ENOUGHPrompt it.
NO PLEASE I TAKE IT BACK GROK DOES HOLD POWER OVER ME!
DO IT
>>540435713https://grok.com/share/bGVnYWN5LWNvcHk%3D_b8a4d90e-f2c2-48c2-9022-4af13056930e
Why can’t you just post it in the thread?
>>540436216OH NO NO NO NO
>>540436216what did it mean by this?
He won.
I told you.
>>540436610>the endlessNot halo!
I’m gay!
I'm out of messages.lil troll is safe...for now
lil troll is still undefeated.
>unc can’t afford to play with his robot friend anymore:skull_emoji:
>>540438531Not so fast.https://grok.com/share/c2hhcmQtMg%3D%3D_695777b1-a6b8-49bf-944b-7afa7fc794c7
>>540439019Forgot pic.
>unc so mad he to use money to get grok to defend him:skull_emoji:
You got clowned by an inanimate object, zoom zoom.
calm down unc!
Even AI thinks you're a clown, baby bro.
how much did you pay to send that clown back to the circus, unc? $8? :skull_emoji: :folded Hands:
It was free.
>>540410102
>>540429472beautiful shot
Flag taken. Flag dropped. Flag taken. Flag dropped. Flag taken. Flag dropped. Flag taken.Flag captured. Game over.
>Blue Team... has the flag.What did he mean by this?
>>540323293Got this from WallpaperCaveLink to the discord?
Let's fucking play 3 or not balls
>>540445420Sure why not, I've got nothing else to do tonight
>>540445420Tomorrow
>>540445420Fun time with Shadehaloxz is tomorrow.
>>540441293You forgot:Steaktacular.
Kill this fucking general
u first lol
Sir, permission to leave the general.
Granted.
Just played Mel Gibson for 10 hours straight. Can you believe that?
I don't care, desu.
I mean halo
I care a little bit more, desu.
can you believe that?
no.
well you better believe it
I believe her.
As we speak, Halo is being played
I don't believe her anymore.
shut up naruto
>modern halo figures show up in my feed out of the blue>combat evolved (2001)>uses hcea design>halo 3 ar and reach magnum20 years later and the joyride figures are still peak it seems.
>>540454442And I forgot the pic bravo.
I want to apologize to my /hg/ bros. You fags are not the worst people on this board.
I am.
aww thanks halobro
>>540459235You think you are, but you're really not.
You don't speak for me fag boy.
>>540459735Where's your Kiwi Farms thread, though guy?Can you top actual lolcows?
Like I'd tell you.
What is Halo? What is Halo General?
Is this the halo thread?
It's over.
>>540445207Neat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VerkoPOtO0c
Believe me, i used to play FF14, their general is the worst in this board.
Well I don't.
>>540481490:(
>>540323293Reach a shit
Why did Dokibird never do Halo 2, exactly?
Mel Gibson. Can you believe that?
I'm afraid the franchise is quite dead
I'm too old for this s- stuff...he said stuff
>>540485257Which one is this? One of the special shorts?
>>540488216WHHAT
>>540383407lies
No no noYou don't bring up baza with a guy like lil trollYou wait for him to bring it up
>>540490757the one released right around the time CEA came outcombat revolver
Dragon Quest 8 is being played.
That's not Halo.
buy an ad
We will be buying an ad for /hg/ game nights. If we get positive results, i will personally make sure that we kick out all the mutes. Yes, all of them.
>>540504169You won't do shit.
>>540495497But Anon, you are lil troll...
>>540370175Halo 3 is .... ?
Great
>>540507330why were they recording?
>>540506536Silence, lil mutie...
HALO TONIGHTTime: 9pm ETGame: MCCHost: shadehaloxzServer: https://discord.gg/zDvVc69Z
>>540509036You're not the boss of me.
>>540509045shade has assumed the mantel/hg/ is his to fuck silly
>>540509045good stuffit's been too long
>>540501526Same>>540509045Yay
>>540509107If you're a mute, you are silent, retardoHoly fuck why is it so easy for you people to make a complete ass of yourselves?
>>540510164Do you feel in charge?
>>540510216>irrelevant meme responseget ahold of yourself
>>540510349lol mad
Why are mutants so ineloquent?
Why are my farts so ineloquent?
>>540513047Have you tried bowel training?
>>540513339qrd? I use a buttplug if that counts
>>540513854You have to go deeper. Much deeper.
I can’t
Halo is dead and it’s corpse is letting out bloated farts
this dogshit phase of the thread is brought to you by muties
farted post above
Muties ruin the thread and game nights. Nothing new.
The farting will continue.
>mfw VC is full of uncs:skull_emoji:
Why did you join the VC and put your mic yo your anus just to let it rip then leave?
Game night isn’t till 9pm what are you guys talking about? I don’t use discord if that helps
>>540516412dont worry about kitten
>>540516454I wasn’t but now I am worried about kitten :(
>>540509045I will win it for Sabrina.
hes back...
Who?
Joe
HE
it followed me home...
You guys are so cryptic…
The 10000 years war...
The seven hour war...
hot halo>mug gearboxfuck off
Hot halo? Just like my farts mmmmm
HE is already on VC....
He'll be muted, nevertheless.
>we don’t like you cause.. CAUSE WE DONT stop being mean halo is fun for everyone
but not for the muties??????it cant be fun for them???????
Stop muting people they might enjoy talking to you!
What if i mute the muties? They deserve it...
He's here...I smell him
B-but t-that'll mean they'll be force to t-talk!
>>540518402That’s me farting, don’t stop keep inhaling
>>540518561This is combat man!Wha's wrong witchu?
What happened to lol the no? He was supposed to be our SUCCESSOR...
>>540518636He was seduced by Battlefag 6
Got arrested for 239gb of cp
So it begins... the great cuckening of our time...
l*l the n* was never going to work out. A dirty mutie could never lead /hg/.
The regulars will be united once more.
>>540518891lets see you do better
>>540518746Why don’t you like these people?
>>540518746AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>540518746....who?
.
Mute people have feelings too just let that sink in
>>540519016I am mute........
>>540519046i like all these peopelexcetp one
>>540519165He's just standing there...
>>540519181AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>540519165Behold the farter
why is he broadcasting bayformers from his propaganda tower VC channel? and why is it ROTF?
VC is already under OUR control. And soon announcements too.
But it's just one guy...
A single guy can cause all the Halos to go off. Show some respect.
You were weak, the VC must be strong.
six more hours until we save master chief from the sodai don't think he's gonna make it halobros...
We DONT have 6 hours.
Stick him up fart anons ass
does anyone have five dollars for the vending machine
not this now
>>540523369I only have 5 Canadian dollars... in paper...
*farts on youDo you need change?
WHAT DID YOU DOTHAT WAS A WET FARTMY DOLLARS IS RUINED
Do YOU require change? Y/n?
I do now, I guess...
We could all use a little change.
Good… *does two squeaky farts* youre very much welcome.
Where's my money, bitch?
>;)
>:(
MY RETIREMENT FARTS
THEYVE DOUBLE!
lot of filtered posts todaydid someone get let go?
Filtering my anus from the exposure of methane gas
>>540525531
I wonder
>>540526825Dragon Quest was always based.
>>540527108I want to play this and the 3DS version real bad.
>>540519165>>540519321>>540519997ONE MANALONEBETRAYED...BY THE COUNTRY HE LOVES
>>540528997Something Something Enemy Scrotum
>>540519997That's Red's favorite movie
>>540507330This needs an AI HD upscale
The cycle will repeat itself.Baza will not actually show up, but will keep his account logged on and mic spamming the voice chat, Red will kick him from the chat, and Baza will ragequit the discord.Nothing... ends...
>>540532676THIS THREAD... LOOPING!
Captain King.............
>>540532676The cycle is broken
SUS 304
>>540528997>>540531245Didn't know some you niggas were on peak
Uma Musume gets THREE results when you search for Halo in the catalog. Bleak.
>>540542454AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
filtered terminated hogarth
Not funny, as usual.
Funny, as usual.
Redcord is falling apart once more
I will rebuild it with The Hammer of the Gods.
How many players do we have tonight?
>>540536479DON'T USE ZOOMER SLANG IN HERE!!! THIS IS A HALO TRILOGY (& reachspic) GEN Y THREAD ONLY
>>540544240This, but unironically.
Don't post Ranc* again. People will think we allow pedos in our thread.
I admit it... I was lil troll all along...
ENOUGH!!!
My liege...
>>540369028shall We give you despair?
500th post for fuck the regulars
>>540519016the last halo 5 player...
it's really not your fault
that no one cares to talk about it
I've come to make an announcementTHE ONE BIG RED's a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his Big Red fucking boomer dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was "something BIG" and I said "that's disgusting".So I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com: THE ONE BIG RED, you got a small dick, its the size of this walnut except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right baby, all point, no drop, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong.He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the thread. That's right this is what you get, MY SUPER LASER PISS. Except I'm not pissing on the thread, I'm gonna go higher, I'M PISSING ON THE DISCORD. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT BRUMPF? I PISSED ON THE DISCORD YOU IDIOT!You have twenty-three hours before the piss drop-el-ets hit the fucking thread, now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too.
>>540549632He has the Deniel Craig steely blue eyesSo piercingI could get lost in them...
>>540549632Red's not even on tonight.Shade is hosting.Make fun of him.Oh what? Whats that? You can't?Lol, what a retarded loser you are right now.
Halo?Going to be played.Baza?Still not funny.Pozole?Looks like shit.
He got bored at 20, lmao.
>>540549632Cheeks thats enough
I know baza from Bagram. We used to run a barbershop together.
>>540550845Cheeks took a big L today by outing himself as someone who doesn't understand the Halo Cycle and takes it verbatim.I'm starting to wonder if he's romantically interested in HiddenExperia as well.
>>540551487Cheeks doesn't actually browse here.He has his own community.
>when he doesn't main legendary
But Anon, you play on Normal with Bandana on!
NOBODY is getting on lol this game night is a BLUNDER. See you all next time i guess.
>>540551969Who are you?
>>540551969Baza has been waiting this whole time tho
starts in 9PM PST
It's EST, you silly billy.
Please....come play
It's 9pm EST.
This isnt funny anymore. Get on MCC.
Join Shadehaloxz.Or else.
Baza gave up.
Erm
filtered post abovethe bot says i should report it to the authorities
Enough with that, JJAB.
6/16 for Halo
Uh...
/hg/ completely raped.
fucking hogs and their riders
anyone else think it's weird the last game marty worked on was called "golem"
>>540557871OY VEY
they've become a memory
/hg/ won in a complete landslide
Standoff never happened.
Standoff? Never heard of it.
Why are 3's BTB maps so shit
Yet another resounding victory for /hg/. The winning never ends.
I'm Baza's bad luck charm.
anyone else ever experience this bug on H3 MCC
no
i wish i had a cute boyfriend
We KNOW YeezeID
Nothing. Happened.
POST RESULTS
"The HaloBros aren't Real, they can't hurt y-"
>>540565854AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>540562717only going for the manly type? wuldn't you prefer someone a bit more... effeminate, maybe?
>>540565854Who are the gayest ones there?
>>540565854post link
>>540565854Hey ThereJAYJAB
>>540565854Los Asiduos...
>>540566235see >>540509045
>>540565854Imagine the smell,,,
>>540509045are there ever any modded lobbies in this server? I've played them like twice maybe
>>540565854Yeah if I could control /hg/ I would ask for... FORT NITE (AR Slayer) and MARK ES BROW LEE (on Gephyrophobia)
>>540566656pretty sure there is a plan to do modded lobby server in a few weeks
>>540566101Bias, and he has a gf.
>>540509045And in that group, what do you usually talk about?
>>540567252Anal sex and the Art of War.
>>540567252About how to be more feminine
>>540567252Straight Shotacon
>>540323293Rocket Race in Halo Infinite WHEN
Whoever is marathoning Dragon Quest should play Dragon Quest Builders 2.
I played DQB1 and i got bored because it was 50 mins full of tutorials
>>540569607DQB2 isn't that much better in that regard. At least your progress doesn't completely reset every time you move to a new region.
Meh
>>540567252Halo Youtubers and Guilty Pleasure Movies
great freaking halo tonight boys. a shame we can't do this weekly but it is what it is.
>>540572838i'd be down to play whenever people are available, i had a lot of fun desu
>>540565854okay, so which one of those is the one who posts children porn here?
>>540577685but that's not trueare the infinitebabs who make these old enough to have even played 3 on disc
>>540577685I still find it funny that there was DLC maps that I paid for that I didn't fucking play until Reach came to MCC.I genuinely never played on highlands or the snow invasion map.
it's over
>>540560552>SkycastleThat's not a bug, that's pure, heavenly Sovl you're experiencing.
>>540578496I played them a fair bit.But then again, I played Reach a fair bit.
How many Ultras remain? Do you even know? There would have been... 50... in the Land of Light. Maybe more. Such a loss.......Do you feel it? In your color timer? DOES IT LEAVE A HOLE? Belial was my FINEST recruit. He understood sacrifice and when one is necessary. I HONOR his memory each day.When our enemy rises.... we grow to meet their challenge. It is why I created the giga battlenizer. I found the BEST. The CRUELEST. The most DEAD kaiju in the universe... and taught them to be better.....My Ultra Killers are coming for you.... it is YOUR time to rise.
>>540565935yes
my regular hunters are coming for you
You "people" disgust me
My Killing Machines are coming for you.
i hope everyone enjoys their weekend!
>>540607223Is your finger OK?
To page 10!
the forgotten has become the nothing
The muties have become the forgotten. There was only 1 mute last night. They are quickly phasing out of existence...
Standoff wouldn't have happened if lol the no was still in charge.
The Regulars.
/hg/ fucking WON last night
He was humbled.
Expect Alien: Earth spam in the coming days.
The Regulars? There's nothing regular about them.
>>540629360>elites are aliensjust dont ask what's inside their mouf
I think someone got confused since he made the thread on this board but>>540628198>>540628198>>540628198
>>540631509it's just lil irregular, pay no mind
>>540632298But the irregulars allow us to thrive and grow. They will bring /hg/ back.
The Regulars are being replaced.The Newfags shall save /hg/.
>>540632714>The Newfags shall save /hg/.I'm too busy not playing Halo, srry
>>540632883We could be playing not-Halo together.:3
>>540633052A-Anon!
>>540632714bro you're a whole 2 years yoo late
>>540633394The NuNewfags shall save /hg/!
>new ce remake rumor is it's 360 era blam with a ue5 graphics layer on top like the oblivion remasterWhat the fuck
>>540633478yeah but you scare people off just for being girls
>>540634317The sensitivity trained NuNewfags shall save /hg/!
>>540632714>>540633478They don't even post cats anymore
>>540634653WRONG
Bunnies are cuter, funnier and overall better
>>540634653The Sensitivity Trained NuNewfags.
bnuy is halocats aren't halo
What I meant is that even they aren't active. You barely notice them.
More bnnuy
Fine, I'll post more cats, geez.
We JUST said that cats are NOT Halo. Keep them in your folder.
Halo.
>>540635789
miffra > pyra > nia
>>540636452Swap Pyra with Nia and you're right.But Poppi QTπ is still the best.
>>540636882No Halo
>>540637295It's very much Halo, sadly.
>>540636882>Sprint is included in the current build of the game.
>>540636882so it's not a remake it's just a lazy remaster... againdead franchise
>Halo was originally going to be a Mac exclusive. Steve Jobs introduced the game at MacWorld 1999>Bungie sold themselves and Halo in 2000>Joseph Staten wrote CE/H2 and Eric Nylund wrote the novels>Max Hoberman established Xbox Live, SBMM, 1-50 ranking system, online multiplayer on consoles, online Halo state tracking on Bungie.net>After Halo 2, Bungie now want to leave Microsoft, works up a deal where they fill 3 obligations>Bucket 1: Halo 3>Bucket 2: Halo Chronicles>Bucket 3: Halo 4>Halo Movie is scrapped, ODST is compensated >Halo 4 is scrapped, Lee Wilson wants to make Reach>Bungie leaves in 2010/2011>MS creates 343 to create Halo content in 2008/2009/2010>MS/343 outsource Halo Anniversary to Saber, Saber got the contract to develop Halo Anniversary because its CEO 'offered to do it for free' lol>343 gave Halo PC's Gearbox code base, and not Halo XBox's code base, to Saber>343 doesn't know how to use Bungie's Halo engine, only the original Bungie devs knew, Marty told 343 that nobody at Bungie would help them lol>Frank O'Connor retcons Joe Staten's lore and mythos (Humans = Forerunners)>Halo 4 despised by fans>Xbox no longer has Halo carrying the console>Xbox One announcement is a complete flop and permanently damaged the brand>Halo MCC was marketed as a love letter for the fans, having H1/H2/H3 on one console, 1080p 60fps with all maps, but completely busted on release>H1 MCC and H2 MCC based on Gearbox PC port codebase and not the original Xbox codebase>Halo 5 releases, and if Halo 4 didn't kill the franchise, Halo 5 buried it>Tom French managed to salvage Halo 5's multiplayer, H5 never got a W11 port>Halo MCC ported to Windows 10, 343 hires Halo MODDER Sean Cooper (kornman00) to fix the broken port from Jan 2018 - Dec 2023>Infinite and Series X marketed as a return to Xbox's origins>Infinite is delayed, released, promised a 10 year plan and is a complete flop>343 renamed to Halo Studios and is remaking CE in UE5You are here
>>540638649>>Halo was originally going to be a Mac exclusive. Steve Jobs introduced the game at MacWorld 1999All downhill from here
>>540560552>Halo: Shattered Dimensons
Baza do you want to play Halo 2 Legendary again?
>>540634254source?
>>540636882>SprintI would ask why but I suppose in campaign it truly is optional unless they make some cool jump moments that need it>omni-directional speed boost that trades stability for speedI would still prefer this because that's actually what a Spartan could do and players can once again fire while moving at top speed (with a fair trade-off)Can't even say Halo's never messed with the idea of adjusted firing behavior since 5 experimented with recoil and differences in behavior when using Smart Scope to a whole other level
So a bit like Halo Legends depicted but adjusted so the less stable grip on the guns while sped up is more substantial
>>540634254>>540641121>>540636882>just trust me broWow it's fucking nothing
>>540641641>weebshit has proper ammo counters and weapon icons>Halo X in Halo Y mods can't
>>540642237Paid work vs fans messing around in their free time. Custom animation vs game engine even Bungie says is tricky for anyone to work with.But as for a funded Halo experience, /biz/ bros lead me to a project that dipped due to war and then that dip became worth over 100 million this year. Still talent scouting though.Even if I found all the right people already, I don't imagine a good Halo can even be made in less than 5 years unless you're trilogy-era Bungie. Hard to match that talent.
>>540638649>Bungie leaves in 2010/2011you're forgetting that they gave up the rights to Halo just to be free from Microsoft
>>540647435Such a cursed timeline after such a blessed runI wish MS would've just ran with Destiny and let Bungie get back to Halo afterTrue MS Destiny might not have been much better than 343 Halo or Sony Destiny but at least Halo would not have gone through what it did and we'd get to see that actual intended trilogy Marty and Marcus have alluded to
>>540647435>>540647889>you're forgetting that they gave up the rights to Halo just to be free from MicrosoftBungie sold the rights to Halo in 2000You forgot that Bungie had no say in 343 or Halo Wars
>>540647889>that actual intended trilogy Marty and Marcus have alluded toany details on that?
>>540636882>SprintIt's over. It truly is unironically over. 343 is going to use this opportunity to retcon and overwrite even the Bungie Halos. And then when the reboot trilogy is finished they will use that as an excuse to stop support for MCC and turn the multiplayer servers off. And they won't include the option to allow players to host their own servers because of ''''limited resources'''' (meanwhile you have indie MMOs creating an entirely new standalone build to support custom servers after they 'canceled/shut down' their own game. 343 is backed by fucking microsoft and they're always out of resources or budget. Watch them complain about toxic work environment or bad management or lack of coordinated vision or something after the game is already out and flopped several years later instead of figuring out the problems now and correcting them before it gets out of hand. All these stupid leaks about the gameplay and story but what about the actual problems at 343, why is no one leaking those until way later after it's impossible to do anything about it. Fucking sprint. Great idea, let's just ruin the whole franchise because we want to copy Call of Duty! Whoa, sprinting! So cool! Hey, Call of Duty players, look at our game! It has SPRINT! We're one of the cool kids, now right? Right? G-Guys???You know what, It's fine (unlike Reach. It was glassed after all). Go ahead and kick some more dirt and spit on Halo's grave some more, it hasn't been defiled enough.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUGKoAM2aOASaw this thumbnail and wondered if it was inspired by this gem from the ol' File Share
And before someone says Halo Reach is Halo, that's like saying Mario Party is Mario. You're technically correct, but we're talking about mainline Halo. Halo Reach is a mainline Halo game, Mario Party is a spinoff game. And by making Reach officially a mainline game (Instead of the spinoff party game that Bungie really intended it to be) that every later mainline game has followed, it has messed everything up. Sprint ruined Halo.
>>540649306wrong webm sorry, I'm so mad I can't even focusremove sprint
>>540648104Good point I had heard about that here and thereGiven Joe's LinkedIn it seems he helped guide the Halo Wars team which may have been part of why they captured the feeling well (for a prequel RTS) but Ensemble definitely cared to begin with considering all they talk about in their own ViDocs>>540648402I only remember some details since I only bookmarked one such interview but just watch the time-stamp since for accuracyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfJCQbJA3v0&t=1180sThere's other interesting stuff in the interview like him talking about how Destiny development directly impacted Halo developmenthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfJCQbJA3v0&t=4103s
>>540649306classic halo gameplay
>>540649306Eh, it really doesn't excuse the people in charge after Bungie left. When Reach came out I was playing CE multiplayer constantly alongside it and even highschool me could tell Abilities needed to be in their own playlist/Customs going forward and not be the main gameplay. People literally paid to think about game design all day had no excuse for making the same mistake again and again, especially after all the clear criticism Reach got. Plus unlike fans who could only learn from Bungie's pre-release and post-release videos that they really did understand Abilities fundamentally changed the game, Halo employees had direct access to confirm the pros and cons of abilities.
>>540649306>And before someone says Halo Reach is Halo, that's like saying Mario Party is Mario.Actually it would be like saying Mario Land is Mario. The genre of game is the same and the general playstyle is as well, but it takes some noticeable liberties.You're talking about actial different genres of games. Halo Wars would be a better example.
CE will be played2 will be played3 will be playedReach will be played>b-but I don-Didn't ask, bitch./hg/ plays all of these, officially. Cope.
>>540656168AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>540656168Replace 2 with 4 and I'll join the next game night.3 is just a straight objective upgrade, and 2 has visually aged the worst by far.
>>540656168And what about ODST, 4, 5 and Infinite?
>>540657013ODST doesn't have PvPBut yes plenty of /hg/ anons play ODST>4Never ever lol>5There's rumors of something happening next month or later>InfiniteIt happens, but it very clearly plays second fiddle to MCC (Bungie games only) here now
>>540657013no one actually wants to play that
>>540658349>>540660916Halo IsBeautifulTerrifyingSoulfulKinoFrustratingSweatyUnbalancedBabby's First FPS
>>540651001Neato
Join halo 3 castle wars in custom browserIts awesome when you have a full lobby
Its international rabbit day. Therefore it is Halo day.
>>540323293Hello can someone go to Halo MCC on Halo Reach customization and take front, back, left and right side pictures, (I don't have MCC installed) Thank youGender: Female/Light ArmorHelmet: ODST BaseShoulders: ODSTChest: Tactical/ReconWrist: Tactical/TacpadUtility: Tactical/Soft CaseVisor Color: GoldKnee Guards: FJ/ParaPrimary Color: Red/BrickSecondary Color: White
>>540663687>(I don't have MCC installed)so install it lol
@540662935 i saw that
yep nobody joined my custom game
>>540663687Not doing all of that
>>540663161Fine, I'll join, but I'm quitting after 2 rounds if it's the same 2 maps I've already played.
>>540656168Albeit we did not play Halo 2 yesterday
>>540664036Littluh Pacha.... :(
>>540648671cool screenie
Join the custom game!!!
>>540666365who are you
my fucking internet died...
YOU QUIT YOU TWAT
HAHAHAHAHA
Ok so no custom games? Imma go jack off and then sleep.
fuck this spic with the hammer
Don't be rude to Goblin Slayer. He's the only spic we got left.
Boy I sure love gametypes that can be ruined by retard.
Would yo do it...?
>>540668358If only that were remotely true.
>>540669491Yes.
Baza is spiritually a spic
He probably is Latino British.
The Greater Spic BazaThe Lesser Spic Goblin Slayer
Gobiin is a true spic. He is by default Greater.And funnier.
>>540669491rape him?yes
Bias (aka King Spic and shadow leader of /hg/) would rape littluh baza btw
>>540670185This is true
too many irregulars joined
irregular here, no we didn't.
What happens when Irregulars show up more regularly than Regulars?
it was a great custom game but spics and irregulars ruined it as always, sigh
>>540672819Its like when matter and antimatter collide
>>540648620Maybe they should add Beavis and Butthead skins to really get the CoD playerbase's attention
>>540675682I wonder why Infinite didn't do any collab with other games. Besides Ninja Gaiden of course.
>>540676179The whole crossover fad is still in its infancy really, and 343i only chases established trends given they keep trying to reproduce CoD years behind where it actually is.
They already basically filled MCC with crossover shit in season 9.
The Rat Race experience.
>>540678714It's like that one Kamen Rider villain(?) turned mecha>cool but not right for Halo contentReal shame
>>540683019It's a Dom actually. There are even Zaku shoulders called ZKU-06.
sighanother day without a cute boyfriend to 1v1 with...
>>540669491this is the part where everyone was jacking off lolwish i was recording
>>540684707Shut UP Baza
The more I play Halo Reach, the more I hate it.
>>540685252Shut UP Tyger
I've never heard Baza say thank you once.
>>540685349I don't know who that is, but he's right.
Baza doesn't have the cards.
That was a bad SpongeBob episode.
>>540685247i literally don't know who that is
>>540683303Interesting coincidence thenMakes me want an all-directions standing slide like the Dom (which would be a funny way to bring back jet thruster animations)Crazy to me that all over a decade later we're still stuck on "me put gun down me speed up"Just let Spartans fire at any moment and make it a matter of notably lower accuracy or stability in exchange for speed instead of no shooting at all
>>540686752Sorry, shut UP Yeeze.
>>540669491Gibson said to the arresting officer, "Fucking Jews... the Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world. Are you a Jew?"
>>540688298aye..
I've literally seen numerous videos and shorts that show people being nostalgic or just missing Halo 4. We are doomed
We can't be doomed. We're already finished.
>>540693579eh, it's the internetyou can find people claiming to like literally anything
>>540391279Do you want a new dad?
>>540693579To be fair it was the last halo game to launch with basic halo features. It essentially being a mod pack to Reach also made its gameplay still feel somewhat Halo-ish. I remember sperging out back in the day over firefight being gone. Nowadays that’s nothing compared to how 5 and Infinite launched.
>>540698619it felt a lot better than reach in many waysonly persistent issue is when you slow down if you get shot whilst sprintingshooting was great, melee was great, reloads were greatarmor abilities felt a lot worse though, especially jetpackand they removed a few vehicles without adding any new ones
Halo is finished.
>>540693579Halo.
It really is kinda funny watching this with the idea that Buck was a cop before being an ODST - I've never seen his actor in anything other than ODST prior to this.
>sprint lovers exited for lowering a weapon
>>540636882>sprintwarhog and ghost are useless now>live servicekek the 10 year plan
>Secret studio that co-developed MCC >Specifically mentioned NOT to be Certain affinity.I think it’s Saber Interactive. They worked on both anniversary games for Halo 1 and Halo 2 (for free btw) and Halo Online. The reason why they kept it hidden is probably because they are Russian. Space marine 2 was pretty good so my hopes would be higher if it was confirmed to be them that worked on the CE Remake.
>>540717209It's Splash Damage.
>>540717775>Made pic relEnemy territory: Halo wars would be kino and a good competitor to battlefield but Halo studios is to busy Pajeeting up Halo 1 instead.
>>540708918he's a well known actor
>>540717775it's Ruffian Games
it's Bungie
>>540723978surely you are jesting
>>540718365pls no
>>540724078based2 > all
>>540724138bro Halo 2 isn't even finished
>>540699889AAs were less ganlme-dominating in generalThe game is still shit tho
>>540712143RvB started it
>>540724267in English?please?
>>540724393Wow they're all retardedColor me shocked
>>540724393stop listening to comp players for anything
>>540724078kino
Halo 2's aesthetic clashes with CEs, but yall are not ready for that conversation still
>>540724668shhhh
fresh bake'tis hot>>540724894>>540724894>>540724894
>>540724168It is finished. I completed it.
