Previous: >>540326050>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Believe (3*)9/22: CM Classic - Kyoto 2000m, right, autumn, sunny, firmOctober: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m, left, autumn, cloudy, firmNovember: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m, left, autumn>Global Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: El Condor Pasa (Alt 3*), Grass Wonder (Alt 3*), Hishi Amazon (3*), Seiun Sky (SSR), King Halo (SSR), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Shinko Windy (SR)9/11 - 9/23: Legend Race9/21 - 10/4: Story Event - Uma QuestTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd cour will air on 10/5Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19Guest Starring:Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/>Thread CirclesJP: ウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)EN: https://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)https://rentry.org/umapog
>423 Stam + Standard distance isn't enough for the fucking Tenno ShoI hate this so fucking much, such nicely rolled runs absolutely ruined by these long races
Espo wife.
Enough about CM, do you guys run specific decks when building TT horses? I'm tired of getting 470k on average
>>540357574>SeiunShitfags try this hard only to get cucked Dumb FalconCan't wait for SEAMonkey 90% wr player to get his Seiun crushed.
How I can stop the little horse from make my big horse sleepy?
>>540357574you need 750 total to get third or worsei think you need like nearly 800 total to win tenno spring
6 days until Fuji Kiseki!
oh no
>>540357686Is he even grinding on global? It looked like he was busy with jp but decent chance he loses his finals there.
>tenno wrecked by forcing a long uma into mile>go back to curren>comfy sprint/mile careeronly curren chan understands me
>>540357697Deploy ze Creek
So many followers stopped playing wtf...
tfw you lost your bet to Aoi and now Happy Meek can do what she wants with you
Can someone post the likelihood of a parent with good white, blues and pinks?I feel like a homeless man scratching off gas station lotto's with this bullshit
Fenomeno, Hero of Children and a German Shepherd inuma. She's kinda cute.
>>540357508Genuinely why the fuck does this card give Iron Will? Like, what fucking dipshiit at cygames decided,>hey, this is an SSR card right? and for one of the most popular characters, who is going to be paried up with Kitasan, one of the best fucking cards we will churn out?>yeah let's make her event chain give Iron Will, the skill you get for just having 60k fans in classic year>know what else? it's going to cost 30 fucking energyFuck you whoever made this card. Why not Calm and Collected or something.
>>540357680
Just found out that Kitasan Black owner (Kitajima Saburo, bottom left) starred for Uma Musume ads once. So he was so chill like that. No wonder Kitasan, despite being one of the newest horse and the most popular nip horse during that time, was already part of the franchise since the end of S1.
>>540357993I need her...
Doto is being taken to the vet cause of some illness or something. Doto will be fine right Dotobros?
>>540357891He was bragging about the Seiun Shit he built before Gemini, and he will continue to use JP as an excuse when he doesn't win. He's basically playing the >if I win this is how good I am because I didn't even grind!>if I lose it's because I don't care and too busy with JP!You can tell from his reaction he gives a lot of shit about losing and then losing face.
>>540358208
>>540358208Pray for a quick recovery or a painless death.
>>540358150Most owners and jockeys know who butters their bread and will at least entertain umamusume in japan because it keeps interest in the industry.
>>540358208wtf? It is not 10/10 yet
>>540358208>global kills another onethe only question is if he'll linger til his uma releases in global in a few weeks or not.
>>540358241That's always the SEA excuse with everything. >I am playing on JP because it's better with QOL's>Still continues to play Global
So a frontline blocker...did it built it properly?Is it too fast?
>>540358241>jobs previous JP CMmaybe he'll get a win on this one...
>>540358572It was a really bad idea to build your brand around being "good" at a slot machine to begin with. He has cornered himself into doing this because of his branding
>>540358208I believe in good fortune
>>540358241but to be fair, it's pretty much everyone's copium.>I won cuz I was a better player. you guys suck.>I lost because of RNG, this is such a garbage game.
>>540357970https://gametora.com/umamusume/legacies#sparks
>>540358617run it in rooms and see if THH is consistent enough with those middle leg skills
>>540358783>but to be fair, it's pretty much everyone's copium.It isn't. There are plenty of casuals who don't give a shit, plenty of people who admit they were paired with weak finalists and won through luck, plenty of people who do their best and lose but take it up the chin.
special juice...
>>540358783you surround yourself with too many 4chan egotists. It's really not everyone's cope.
>>540358679dotomogus
>>540358150
>>540358150There was also that time where he put Kitasan Black support card onto his enka CD albums.
>>540359000Eat less, drink more of Spe-chan's special juice.
SLUURRPPPPP AAA SLLUUUUURRRRRRRPPP SLURRR SLUUUUUURRRRRRRRP BURP SLUUUUUUUURRRRRPPP SHHHLLLLLRRRRPPPS SLURP SLURP AAAAAH SLUUUUUUUUUUURRPP BRAP
>>540358825W-woah...
more like dumbASS wonder
You guys are fucking retarded.
>>540359578kek, did he fail to proc groundwork or something
>>540359579turkey teio would say that
>>540359578witkeks? I thought our stat was superior to power?
>>540359472>rays you
>>540359707>>540359785I think triple groundworks got her.
When did Trans Operafags come back? Thought they died out and quit.
CM test room89098018
tm hampera o
>>540359579Why is her career so shit? I unironically have troubles winning first 2-3 races even with good stats>front runnerSkill doesn’t proc, she sucks>pace chaserSkill procs but now she sucks because she can’t get in front
I wish I had Opera
>>540357313Dia-chan a cutie patootie
I said no to Dia.
What skills does pace El Condor Pasa want for CM3?
When are we getting new concerts, just how songs are added every what I dunno scenario update https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4IWA9syq0o
>>540358617Are you aware that with groundwork activated, you reach top speed at ~4,5 seconds?And that taking the lead only activates at 5 seconds mark. Meaning it literally does nothing?
>>540360283Good luck
>>540360287Speed Star from Fine MotionPrepared to Pass which she auto getsRed Shift while praying there are lots of Frontkeks to stop you from activating it too earlyPlaytime Over, Ramp Up, Tail Held High from Yaeno Muteki
https://youtu.be/jfC74_Ddf9o?si=AvAo4yuutecHUsTw&t=59>senor lets gosi
>>540360516why are you respond to me with Scarlet when talking about Dia
>>540360497Im not so sure, she just mogged our fellow anons as well.>>540360043
>>540360287Load up on mid-race speed skiills so that you can keep up with the fronts, but no need for groundwork.Also buy as many corner speed skills as you can.>Speed star>The Duty of Dignity Calls>Professor>Mile CornersThe goal is to overtake lagging fronts at the end of the final corner and put yourself in at least second place to proc plancha
>>540359578BASED blockers
>>540360202her ult sucksit's a velocity skill but trigger condition is too easy which will likely proc when you're still accelerating
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8OIlRJweGA
>>540360043the so called front heavy CM huh
I need THH for my pace pasa CM3 ace. My options are>borrow mlb tazzy and run my own lb1 kita>run my own lb0 marvey that will never give me the hint>borrow mlb kita and use mlb R tazzySome test runs seem to imply that the 3rd option might be good enough... The R card is comparable to the lb0 SSR card at mlb, trading a little less protection and energy efficiency for 5 training effectiveness
Let's Pump Some Iron's requirements means it can only activate at the small blue part between the end of mid-race and the final straight right? Got a really good Grass but I think I fucked up by giving her that instead of something like Red Shift
Any cm3 rooms?
THIS BETTER NOT BE ANOTHER GASLIGHT YOU CHUDS
Why are Vodka and Daiwa calling her senpai? She joined Tracen Academy and Spica after them, and they're all juniors. Is it because she had her debut race first or something?
>>540360994What else are you going to spend the points on nigga.
>>540360994what else are you supposed to buy anyway
>>540360994bro even if we were gaslighting you what are you spending your FP on???Guts become meta later anyways and that card is a cornerstone
>>540360994What were you going to spend those friend points on anyways?
>>540360994It's one time purchase to get it to MLB and then you can do whatever with the friendship points. If you don't want to buy the card, don't.
>>540360797https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POlpsoVVuUo
>>540360986Why don't you make one lazy faggot.
>>540360994>he bricked himselfOHNOONON
>>540361074Dumb gremlins. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/IB9gZzey-bg
>>540360975You should get both for max gamba
>build mayano gp (medium+groundworks)>build seiun parent (medium+groundworks)>build maru parent (medium+groundworks)>build mcqueen parent (medium+groundworks)guess that's going to be my goal from now on
>>540361102why is rudolf so mean in anime but she's a clown in game
yeahim running a gambleras in my horse does not have 1.2k speed
>>540360994Can you not read for yourself and make your own opinion? The card has really good training stats even now while guts is shit
>>540361251I won last CM with 1k speed mcqueen, opponent gambling is the best form of gambling
Say something nice about the ladies of Victory Club
>>540361251I'm not building a blocker since the other 2 chuds got me covered I'm using the open slot for a debuffer instead. Everything is RNG either way.
>>540361251My front has 1060 speed left handed and Mile S, that counts as 1200 speed right?
>Have a great parent run>600+ in all stats besides guts>Get four green skills for CM, Groundwork, and other great skills.>See sparksTHATS GACHA BABY
>>540361274GRUG NO READ
>>540360994bricked unironically
>>540360975Both turns her into a rocket if you get it off
how come sometimes the end closers overtake the late surgers by mid race and then just get into a better position and win?mid race skills?
>>540357313>>540357508>>540360264Something dangerous about this uma
>>540362018that's intendedend chads start accelerating in the mid racelate sissies only start speeding on the final leg
>+68 summer training failing at 8%
>>540362018yes, velocity ignores position keepin CM1 a lot of golshis stacked so many that they fail to proc ult lol
>>540362085she is owned by sega and demands you watch the sonic movies with her
>most lobbies I see are either 6 fronts and 3 late/ends or 3 fronts and 6 late/pace/endsIt's just gamblecore all the way down
>>540362018Taishinfags fail to understand she needs to stack mid-race skills or she gets bricked
testing a lower wit seiun sky out52730082
Love that Ass Wonder
Ideal body shape for a horse
>>540362018That's how the style is designed, it has the best speed not acceleration. There's no reason for them to stay in the back like late. A Gold Ship that fails to proc their ult is dead in the water.
>>540362189No thanks, I'm already a sonic enjoyer to begin with
>>540361021irl special week was older>but how would she know thatdon't worry about it
>>540362409THIS MF ENJOYS SONICPOINT AT HIM
I am sick and tired of goody two shoes umas. I need slutty, whorish, mean, criminal uma.
>>540362379That's pretty flat, Anon. Is that really okay?
>>540362542Dream Journey killed ningens in her story.
>>540362542Whats so good about Silence Suzuka anyway?
>>540362542based VILLAIN poster
>>540362379What's the final consensus on Stay gold, umadachi? Gentle love making in kissing missionary with lights turned off or brutal pilediver lock creampie in public in front of her children?
>>540362626horny flatties have a kind of gap moe that activates my almondsI also like redheads and the color green
>>540362626
>>540361021Spe's a transfer student and is in a higher grade than them
Why do all the fronts just line up on the rail? It doesn't really feel like they're all fighting for first when this bullshit keeps happpening
>>540358935>>540359004if only I lived in an ideal country with a lot of such decent "humans".
>>540362285Nice front pasaOne more, but with a high wit lower power Seiun Sky76633428
>>540362542Never use Rice for your shitpost again
>>540362790Horse=uma -> very dumbMost of the trainees need a trainer to function
>>540360975You want to be in 6th or lower to not activate red shift too early anyways so just treat it as another gambling accel skill like straightaway accel, you really just wanna get as much relevant accel skill as you can since late surger's accel skills aren't as consistent as endcloser's straightaway spurt (at least in my experience)
>>540362790to help trigger my Hishiama's skill
>>540362790the AI is specifically designed so that all the umas line up on the cornerit's really funny
>>540362695GENTLE LOVE
horse
>>540362626Everything.
>>540358208I hope it’s a nothingburger and he gets to hang out for a bit longer. He still looked quite healthy when I last saw him…
Something about the lolis in this game is really erotic.
>>540362790Geometry?https://youtu.be/z-CTLYXUmrE?si=oVVQ5vzFzLmFBCwO&t=659
>>540362626Incredibly intimate vibe around her, she just naturally feels like a girlfriend/wife
>>540362379Her good ending will be taking a bath together
>>540358679I can’t wait to spend 5000 dollars on Doto-chan’s banner…..
>>540363031I like the part where they can snap you in half like nothing.
There's something I'm trying to figure out about the series' setting.Why are trainers and teachers seperate?
let's see if I could do something with Taishin aaaanddd>3 sleep deprived + night owl>job races>can't beat derbythat's enough of Taishin for today
>>540359578>this giga front Uma loses, and loses badlyFuck...
>pace pasa managed to front run in the front runner wave actually fucking embarassing LMAO
>>540363031I like that they can overpower (you) easily despite their looks
I have a stomachache. Which uma would rub my bellly till i feel better?
>>540363031this game has top tier lolis but at the cost of absolutely dogshit tomboys
>>540363342Why even ask?
>>540363125Yeah I'll give her a tongue bath
>>540363193Trainers are basically P.E. teachers
>>540363193Teachers teach>and ergo have to deal with dozens of students and follow the syllabusTrainers train>meaning they devote their energies and tailor programs to as few as one traineeHow hard is it to understand?
>>540362786>Spe's is in a higher grade than themSource? All I can find is a separation into Junior and Senior, with Vodka, Daiwa and Spe all being Junior.
>>540362542gyaru umas soon brotrust the process
>>540363406Oyakodon with Dream Journey.I’ll put my life on the line…
>>540359578Poor Billy
>>540362843front runners are a crapshoot, wit or power it doesn't fucking matter, same runners as last time and the only consistent placer is the goddamn late gambler
>>540363514DOXXED
>>540363193it's still a school with normal classes in case they're jobbers who can't win a race
>>540363231I had a run with Grass where she got 1 mood down with migrain blues, then after i try to cure it, another mood down + migrain trigger dropping all the way to bad, then i do a karaoke and migrain triggers again so i end up with normal.AND THEN after i cue migraine and get mood up to excellent, i get 2 mood up events followed by a mood down event... I FUCKING WASTED 6 TURNS TRYING TO DEAL WITH HER BS!!!
>>540363385Wrong, vodka is cool
>>540363514Thanks Chrono Genesis
>>540363514>doxxeduhh pretend you guys didn't see that
/uma/ - dox and gaslight general
>>540363514So the best way to win CM3 is to gamble with late and end?
>>540362542seeking the pearl soon
41999554Testing time
>what if uma musume was made by Japanese people
>>540363641Want me to bring that blocker i made for a test?
>>540363406you're gonna regret putting your tongue on that hobo
>>540358208Bro, these horses are dropping like flies
>>540363497This but with Festa
>>540358208Imagine if it happens on Doto's release day
yeppers...?
>>540363601vodka is only alright
>>540363707is it not?
>>540363682Imo i used two late but i think its a bad idea because they step on each other.Late+End could work.Golshi can use Red Shift really good here because it activates late, aka near the end corner.You will probably run 4 speeds to cap her so you could end up with hesitant+this and just ruin the frontline
>>540363682Just run Golshi and Oguri again.
>>540363707who made uma musumes then?
>>540363695thanks for coming bozos
>>540362542Wait for the uma prison scenario. They have their own league, and whoever wins the prison triple crown will be pardoned.
>>540363385Brian?
>>540358208Dotos owners must be seething, they had just planned crowfunding for dotos new stable then this happens lol
>>540364139That was a pretty sick Vodka blocker, did all her skills go off in the mid race?
It's all so tiresome
>>540358208>doto had cancer and had to take a mastectomy
i perform a very important purposesuch as telling Mayano what ice cream flavor to pick
Biwa is so massive I wish she'd crush me under her weight
>>540363385Dead wrong.
If power is acceleration/deacceleration, does it really matter since it's a race you're not slowing down until the end and you're always trying to increase your velocity.
>>540364306Tried and true
>>540364283I got very lucky yesterday
>>540362626Everything
>>540364317all of them would even the lightest horse is like 700 pounds
>>540364317>massiveanon, she's only 171cm tall
Unironically what sort of deck are you supposed to run on Taishin?
77864774, bring 3
>>540363031only 2 in this pic is a true filly btw
>>540364357You can get blocked
If Doto dies, atleast he'll get to play with Opera O once again
>>540364357i think on sharp turns it's better to slow down then accelerate again than stay on nitro
>>540364427Yeah but Biwa holds a special place in my heart>>540364432Biwa's head is so massive I wish she headbutt me with all of her forehead
>>540364427>horses weight too much therefore umas also doDamn trainers must be ripped as fuck given that they give some of them piggyback rides.Not that you would understand you're probably 5'
>>540364427They don't weigh significantly more than a human girl.(You) piggyback and carry them all the time.
>>540364409
I'm still farming grandparents
>>540364475But in that case, unless power is literally my horse donkey punching or rabbit punching another horse, it doesn't do anything.Accelerating through solid objects does not work out well.
dodododo do suno do suno
>>540364393fellow mediumbro
>check future wedding alts>wedding brown womanSEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXX
>>540364528she'd*Sorry, I forgot to eat my bananas today...
>>540364251pretty much yeah
After 14mil fans and bond level 9, finally got her onsen scene
Suzuka is for Spe you waifufag.
>>540364503You mean Taiki Shuttle
>>540364615>3 star stamina>got cucked on the distance sparkPain, desu.
>check future wedding alts>child weddingSEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXX
>>540364628why did they make the only brown girl the worst character in the game mang
Why is Dia always in heat
>>540364668
>>540364667I've gotten her hot spring 4 or 5 times now, but still have not seen one of the date events.
>>540364559>>540364409Cute and Canon.
>>540363593If you ever get 2+ turns in infirmary the run is a brick. The only way it might work is if you get night owl/slacker/practice poor and you successfully train after and use infirmary to restore energy on a skip turn, but it is still suboptimal since you could’ve rested that turn
How do you explain to your uma that this is an event run and you're just here to get event points with a deck used to maximize event points and you don't care about her legacy at all?
>>540364668Sorry, Grass Wonder already claimed Spe
>>540364746Blast Processing
>>540364731Bro?
Hello can you guys give me an uma wife that is wholesome?
>>540364668Suzuka is for toreina you yurifag
>>540364668Suzuka is for torena
>>540364996Any gyaru uma
>>540364996oguri cap can be your chungus wife
>>540364996
Neat that they actually showed and confirmed this in-game, even if it was relegated to a side story event.
>>540363913Nah, she’s coold
>>540364996Nice Nature
>>540364996>>540364628https://youtube.com/shorts/SQGtAk-ph68
>>540364668the commander HATES chesnuts though
I really like how the announcers say Uodka
>>540365064>The View of Trainer's dick is mine
>>540364996taishin
>>>/lgbt/41158045Tamasisters...
>>540364434It needs Tazuna. The forced conditions and constant mood downs are a killer.
>>540364731What, are you afraid of her aggression and gumption, brownoid?
>>540364996Air Shakur
>>540365239Full fucking circle
>>540365239Well there is that growing meme of women pretending to be femboys pretending to be women.
>>540364668Nah
>>540364996HishiAma
>>540365260I feel like my issue is that I need every single stat at certain thresholds way too early. Being end closer sucks since if you get blocked you're fucked, but at the same time the stamina checks are also brutal. To me she just needs speed+stamina+power and wit on top of everything to even activate skills just way too early and fast. I can run a total shit random deck on some other horse and it's not even close to being this miserable.I don't know if I am cursed with her careers never being nice or otherwise just get fucked since I can't train her properly, but fucking hell even if I like her the career ruins the entire fun for me.
>just realized AIR groove and AIR shakur are in the same family
I like Suzuka with SpechanI like Suzuka with SpicamanI like Suzuka with me
Justice
>>540365064this is canon in my books
Please stop fucking your trainees. Go date, marry and have sex with human women instead.
>>540365607Nah.
>>540364996None, they're all demons inside.Date a human woman
>>540365607Human women oughta step up their game.
>>540365607shut up kiryuin
>>540365656Shut the fuck up Aoi.
>>540364668sorry lad but Suzuka doesn't think the same
>>540365509I didn't even think of that either. But aren't the Naritas completely unrelated? Same name doesn't necessarily mean related
>>540365509Nah, different lineages
>>540365607Yes like the totally human woman Tazuna
>>540365607>live in the world where umas exist>fuck with human women>willingly>when having optionsHow retarded should one be to do so
>>540365713>>540365390>>540365064>samefag
Is front runner position the best for clearing career? Trying to farm G1 and crown epithets for affinity atm
>>540365501Her career just sucks like that. One of the worst I’ve played. Every attempt is miserable. The first two long races are like a turn apart and stamina and power are huge concerns at that point. I feel like SSR Vodka is a good choice for her gold recovery if you want to use power cards. You can get by on low stamina if you have a gold recovery although it is always a gamble.
>>540364986Merry...Kurisu Essu...
>>540365195kek
Why would an Uma who need good genes fuck a fat retarded ugly poor anon who hangs out in 4chan?
>>540365607>fucks the directorWhat now fag
>>540365687Aoi's pretty submissive you can just keep her as a side piece anyway.
>>540365784>seething yuricuck
>>540365784nyo...
>>540365784You lost.
Spe's ass belongs to Grass Wonder
>>540365804Only if you statmog your competitors. Otherwise it's pace.
>>540365781>best character design gets eliminated in the first few chapters>not in game Maachi...
Please give me a list of gay umas so I can train one without getting raped.
>>540365724The Narita in that case just means the owner is the same (I think?). Same thing with Symboli Kris S having zero relations with any of the other Symbolis. Air Groove DOES have bunch of off-spring that all carry the "Groove" moniker, however. Special Week was one of many who got a piece of that cake and they had "Special Groove" together.
>>540365167Hishi has the highest wife power level she already has practice being the tard wrangler of the school
>>540365607Please Aoi stop leaving Happy Meek in my office, she's not a cat
The bloomers are extremely erotic. Bloomers with thigh highs or stockings is better than actually swimsuits for my dick.
Why isn't King Halo treated as a USA uma when both her parents are gaijins?
>>540364731They're just following irl lore
>Happy Meek is not a playable horse
Fuji Kiseki is out in 6 days, but I have to wait two and a half years for Jungle Pocket? I wanted to run them together as my CM aces...
>>540365724Siblings in Uma and IRL i guess only count if they're from the same mother, but they can still be grouped by "clans" with the same owner like the Sakuras or Airs or just the same parent like the stay gold tards.
>>540365918Shut up Digi-chan
>>540366127Based BNE enjoyer
>>540364731But Taishin isn't brown?
>>540365509Air Shakur is one of Sunday's kids, Air Groove is unrelated
>>540365837Couldn't even beat semifinals in this run and non-existant fan count since optional races are guaranteed losses. I really don't know what sort of a magical deck composition you're supposed to have to get all the stats in proper order.
>>540366071Curren Chan rocks it the bestThe way it matches with her ear condoms, perfection
>>540366005Naming conventions not so conventional >Kris S is unrelatednooo it can't be
I AM A ROBOT UMAI AM HERE TO TAKE FIRST PLACE SPOTSBEEP BOOP
Some of these horse names confuse the fuck out of me.What is a Sakura Bakushin O? Is the O like a final boss version of a regular Sakura Bakushin?Why do the Japs pretend u doesn't exist half the time?
>>540365980And probably won’t get added. IDGI why though. It is a real horse with changed name anyway, the added these before
>>540366075He was born on nippon soil since Dancing Brave and Goodbye Halo were brought to Japan to make him.
>>540366304
>>540363491I don't think there's any official source for their grades, but Scarlet and Vodka calling her senpai (and more clearly treating her like a senior in the manga) is just a step away from them explicitly stating it anyways.The senior/junior division part of this chart's also just based on their in-game profile, which doesn't say which grades the girls are in for some reason
>>540366373>nar literally who horse with no g1 placeNah
I really want to stay at the Mejiro house.
>>540365607no
>>540366304>t.
>>540366075Because they pulled a reverse USA where she's considered Japanese because she was born on Japanese soil even with American parents. I think Maruzensky was in the same situation too.At least they were aware of it enough though that they made her one of the representatives of the English Umapyoi video alongside the other American horses.
>>540366363And the O is never omitted (Bakushin O-san, Opera O-san, Light O-chan), so it's important to their name apparently
>>540366363O means king, bakushin means dash. She’s sakura dash king.
>>540366239i have shit cards and I still managed itwhat deck were you using?this one was built as a late surger since I didnt potential her
>Twin Turbo will be out so far in the futurePain.I want to run like the reaper is behind me.
>>540366373She's a regional shitter, like a bottom of the barrel umaBringing her to Tracen is basically an insult to every actual successful uma there>b-but UraraUrara brings happiness + she's Nippo Teio's spawn so she's a winner by proxy
>>540366373REGIONALSHITTERSDON'TBELONG
>>540366469haru bros...
God I fucking love Nigers (except F*lcon)
>>540366363>Is the O like a final boss version of a regular Sakura Bakushin?No, that's Sakura Bakushin ◎
If umas were real you wouldn't be training them G1 champs, you would be stuck wirh regular umas
Holy some guy has a Godtier 10/10 CM4 Seiun parent for Maru. Literally perfect affinities, good thing I checked chronogenesis early
>>540366373Who the fuck would roll for a stepping stone.Her whole purpose was to be beaten and thats it. No notable wins. No notable events. No interactions with anyone else other than Oguri. Just sidecharacter shit.The career would offer nothing of value. No climax. Just made up what if events about her beating oguri and winning something.Stay in your lane regional shitter.
My Falco can't hit Turf or Mile sparks... Should I replace some of her Miles with Turfs so it's at least B or A? I have 6* of both currently...
>>540366768Ulala raced in a G1 race tho
There are still people bringing nice nature into CM3 test lobbies, I think we'll be fine
>>540366768
MORE LIKE TEMU OPERA O
>>540366808And I would cheer them on and love them till death
Regional racism is wrong!
>>540366835Uma losses are always a toreina issue not an uma issuee.
If both of the other people in the race bring a nice nature, everyone ends up debuffed anyway, right? So I'd be better off, in that scenario, just having three good horses.>>540366932Fuck off Kansai-nibba.
>another 3-star pink>front runneri don't know who to even use this on
Quick question about the CM3 track bros. Do the Umas start accelerating in the middle of the final corner? I thought the last spurt was denoted by the big Gray bar but it seems like they start speeding up way before that.
>>540366743It must have really stung to see her academy's lineup for those years be so fucking barren of talent that some hick and a bunch of gaijin clean up at the races.
march is so tragic bros>beat oguri FAT ONCE>become jobber right after
>>540366801Ass Hunter
>>540367009El Condor Pasa.
>>540367009El Condor Pasa
>>540366239If you just want to win the career do a 4:2 deck. Speed to stamina, or stamina to speed depending on how shitty your cards are. Inheriting power makes it easier.
>>540366856You should prioritise A turf at the start of career over S mile. Falco with A mile and A turf has a chance of winning but one with S mile and B turf will always lose.
>>540366743That's classist
>>540367026https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ql2zKS_bdfE
>>540366674>Bringing her to Tracen is basically an insult to every actual successful uma thereYou want the G1? Take it. It's yours. But Tracen? Tracen I will burn to the ground. Perhaps the suffering of my fellow “successfuls” will finally stir something.
>>540359578Post your Vodka
my rice? showered
>>540366889>find someone with a nice nature in a cm room>"oh okay i don't think i have to worry about this lets check the stats">1200 speed 1200 powerMy Smart Falcon still won but I have to respect the hustle
>>540366932if you want to win you must BECOME the strongest racist.
>>540367171My week? Special.
>>540366889What's wrong with my nice nature ace?
>>540367216My falcon? Smart
>>540367290My stakes? Hopeless.
>>540366835That's what I'm saying give her more shit to do instead of wasting her character. Shit even the 3 bullies have better designs than more important characters in the manga and in-game Umas and deserve more plot involvement
>>540367040>>540367041alright el condor pasabros, i'll try a front runner pasta.
>virgin oguri cap moving to nationals>THE CHAD DIRT ONI smurfing in locals
>>540367336My nature? Nice
>>540367216My Suzuka? Silenced.
>>540367112That's just Spe being fat as usual, why is Grass mad?
>>540366998You can say nigger here, newfag.
>>540367426He used a dialect, nigger.
>>540367376Grass wouldn't act like this.
>>540367404Possessive Grass
Why?
>>540367390My Daiwa? Scarlet
damn speed eater doesn't work on pace chasers it seems, you really do have to be top 1 for it to activate
>>540367426>>540367528You're both very uncivilized little naggers.
>>540367582My Sunday? Marvelous.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/yJGnvvRLz6Egentildonna my beloved
>>540367582Shakugan no Skarlet?
>>540367560She looks pretty, and I'm not even that fond of flatties
>>540366808And? What's the problem?
>>540357789Is she good? Does she have a body like that or is this just bait?
>>540367560She's long overdue for another alt
>>540367582...where's the difference?
>>540367707Fitting for a character ripped straight out of a mid-2000s tsundere romcomShould've been voiced by Rie Kugumiya to really sell it
My Vodka? ...
To get high fan counts your sprinter basically needs to be a C or higher miler too, huh?
>>540367127Wrong pic sorry
>>540367560Sexzuka
>>540367670>/UmaJP/
my tosho? swept
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/yJGnvvRLz6E>your favourite voicestillinlove
My turbo? I gave her twins to take care of.
>>540367851drunk
>Doing Event runs>Get the best training partner rng everWhy?
My Oguri? Cap (it means peak)
>>540367870Maachi...
My Kitasan...
>>540363514wtf Pace Pasa with Front S? I guess they pivoted during their run?
>>540368175
Kitasan BLACKED
>>540366674You say that like March's sire wasn't the first gray to win the Kikuka Sho. And how many umas can claim to have beaten Oguri Cap twice.
My Almods?
>>540368175Wife
>>540367336Torenah-san.. eto..
>Osaichi George will never get added because the the horse got sent to the slaughterhouse IRLHer suffering never ends...
>>540368284It's mine, and yes i didn't hit groundwork so had to pivot
>>540367161Sure thing boss
Is shadow break worth getting for a late Ogurin?
>>540366654Already glued her, but this was the deck. Was stuck in another career for her so late reply.>>540367050That's what I thought, but it seemingly didn't want to work either.
El!Condor!PASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>540368457manlet chads we won...
Kitasan is ugly and boring.
Is pace chaser El Condor Pasa good for the Cancer cup, or she has to be front runner only.
>>540368923Pacer worse but you can make one if you cannot afford the sparks.
>>540357574Your actual problem is that your guts is too low.lrn2long
>>540368359activated
>>540369070POV: you're a fat, balding, sweaty ojisan
>>540364668>>540365784Oh nonono
>>540366584yeah, filthy nips are stealing our glory.America No.1!
>>540369070The last one is trying extra hard.
so what do you do when you go to the infirmary three times and you still have the debuff?
>>540367539wrong
ASS Wonder
>>540369298You get visited by the stay gold glue department.
Umamusume is a luck game.
>>540369298Which debuff?Just train non-speed for Fatty.Night Owl can apparently be fixed by rolling well rested.
Eat your hamburger, Grass Wonder.
>>540369298Two times I kept night owl and then the needle bimbo visited me to fix it.Not saying it's going to happen, but I find it funny that it happened twice.
>>540368175This is a fucking video to some FAT FUCK on UmaTube, named OguriCap1985. Now I'm tired of this FAT FUCK popping up on all of my fucking database searches when I'm looking for a fucking parent uma. I don't give a FUCK about the aftermath from any of you Oguri fans that feel horny for this gluttonous fuck. You fat fucking disgusting>ass smelling>blob>capping (as in peaking) the weight scale>carrot drinking>Slow Metabolism proccing>hamburger steak thieving>calorie maxxing>long face having>making Spechan look like fucking Dream Journey>pre-debut Gourmanding>0 speed having>singlehandedly forming the Shadai Blockade against T.M. Opera>On Your Left and Right>Professor of Curvature>SS+ Guts with a Level 1 FacilityI know there's going to be alot of people out there calling me a bully. Well guess what, I'm not. I just don't feel sorry for fat fucking umas, especially fat FUCKS who sit there all day, gorge and eat, and fuck around in Tracen for doing absolutely nothing, while a bunch of sorry fucks like yourself play into it. You don't like what I'm saying, then fuck you.
>>540368460>end up costing more money than you're worth in retirement>get turned into literal hamburger meatthat's fucked up
Grass isn't even for (You).
wished the other mile skills get selected over the pace bought from leftover sp
>>540368976>>540368923I think Pace El might be more reliable than Front El. The Pacer AI tries harder to overtake on corner 4, which makes it easier for you to proc ult. Better last spurt multipliers too.
>>540369158Just like the ones I pick up hanging outside the train station in the evenings, mm-hmm
I want Gentildonna. How many years do I have to wait for her?
>>540369709Lose some weight
>>540361274>The card has really good training stats even now while guts is shitthis unironically. you're better off training guts than stamina in a mile CM and guts will unironically get you through career without touching stamina
>>540369737>he was right>no one apologizedThe trainer no one deserves
This was pretty funny ngl especially since Golshi played the straight man
>>540369795>he didn't get her onsen ticketngmi
>do the exact opposite of “wit training instead of rest”>rest every turn if I have less than 80 energy and no good trainings/races>take guts>wit>stamina>power>speed every stat event to minimise training anything except speed and power(change power with stamina for long and medium)>TT score improved from 330k average to 420k average
>>540368923yes. front is for parent farming psychos. A THH parent that pairs with Pasa's midrace activation strategy will last you your entire account's lifetime beyond this CM.
>>540369872Shes barely been out a year on JP, so late 2027 earliest
>>540369832You pick up fat, balding sweaty ojisans?
>>540369872May 2028, so 2 and a half years.
>>540370178everyone does these days, even boys
>>540369814groundwork doko
McQueen is such a sweetheart
She is pretty.I like her.I want her to be added as a +20% wit dirt uma.
>>540370310>gets 7th in hopeless stakes and kills your daily borrow + 30tpHeh, nothing personel
>>540370310As in the amount of sweets she eats contributes to an early heart attack?
>>540370376That's your fault not hers
>>540369559I like when trainers match their trainees' accessories
>>540370358We hate regionoids here.
>>540369026what's the min guts? I've only seen the stam recommendations and know guts does more at less stam
>>540370310True
>>540370358Regioni...
>>540370178Literally me on the left
uma that would watch redditsaw man with me?
>>540370503About 400 but you're aiming for 300 for the meme threshold.154 like in that guy's screenshot is asking to get fucked
>>540370608Glass Wonder.
mambohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqtVYW_1xMo
Owari da...
>>540370358flatty
>>540370436No
>>540370795Bwos I thought cyge fixed the rewards??? Why are we still dying?..
>>540366674>>b-but UraraUrara SAVED Kochi race course. She is a fucking HERO
I tried a new build with Taishin to try to get her to move forward and overtake when there is no other end closers to proc her ult. Now she is moving too far forward too early in the race and still not proccing it.
>>540370795Now post the mobile numbers.
>>540370886ACK
The tables have turned.
>TT decides to give me exactly 8 carrots while burning RPit will never be this perfect again
>>540371220In the grim darkness of the far east, there is only Umamusume.
>>540371327It's not that I'm a coward Suzuka I'm just not attracted to people who have a boy body.
>
The first man who plants their sword into Mejiro Ryan will be proclaimed kingYou will also be proclaimed a faggot
>>540371562>sexing a girl makes you a faggot?
You guys decide my uma wife for me.
>>540371628
>>540370795>global will be EoS soonHAAHAHHAHHAA, you deserve it.
>>540371624From what I gather from the manosphere nothing gayer than sex with a woman especially if she enjoys it
>>540371628here you go bwo
Why does she keep cucking herself out of wins and refusing to use her ability? Am I fucking something up with her stats? Is she just an actual cuck?
>>540371628Umamusume is a gambling game. Now gamble for your wife.https://umamusu.wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Main_Characters
gomen dancho.. it's a busy day
do i pull for summer maru or save for the rice/riko banner, not having mlb biko/silence/bakushin makes me think i should wait for rice (i do have mlb kita)
>>540370358She has very pretty eyes and very nice hair.
>>540371628How about the best of both worlds.
>>540370795Still on the top sellers chart at 110.
>>540371810>BarbinJust like when I began playing...
Why do retards look at Steam numbers instead of monthly revenue?
Ogey, how do I train parents, just puck an uma from db with 3 stam on her and 3 distance/track apt and then prayge I get 9 stam and 2+ distance/track apt with resulthonse?
>>540371914Grass wouldn't act like this.
>>540371823S.Maru if you care about it. Keep in mind you can borrow Riko from someone else.
Bitter Glasse looks cuteBut unfortunately she's an OC so there's not much art of her
>>540371465being flat adds to suzuka's feminine charm. You're just gay.
>>540372017maybe cause no one except cygames have the revenue income?
Suzuka I said no sex
>>540372035i'm just thinking about meta and the upcoming cms, don't want to get fucked gapped by s.maru players, but also thinking if i don't have a giga front runner deck my s.maru will get gapped anyway
Does anyone have the Ogurizilla pic?
time is running out
>>540372052>it's gay to be not attracted to a flat body
>>540372069Doesn't monthly revenue or something similar get posted every month? It does for lots of live service slop
>>540371810i don't know who this is
>>540369070Gyarus are not like this
>>540372017Agreed. If anything Steam is a bonus.
>>540372157How good is golshi?Planning in golshi+vodka+bakushin, only have vodka so far
>>540372026Pretty much the breeding the global doc has the basicscomes down to your goals and timewww.youtube.com/watch?v=1Qvp31c-jGshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNrEIuwOde4I'm also a fan of the parent slaving explanation in one of the CM docshttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1Jjs91NeghyyjU3zTOQVCoirgOMBsCCKnH9RRB7u-wOc/edit?tab=t.bdzdrqctyeyd
>>540371810Well shit, I have a feeling I'm gonna have to wait a while for my wife to come to global
Here we go.
>>540372213At the 30th of every month. It is posted. Also something to keep in mind on rankings there is a Chinese multiplier in the system that buffs their own numbers. I will say though Global should be in a good spot in the charts.
Are you ready?
>>540372157>Suzuka bumped down to A>>540371806Her unique requires you to be in first and have someone right behind you, so she ironically works better as a front runner and not pace
Gold City soon
>>540372358We live in umaciety
>>540371810Cesario.
Never forget that Hishi Amazon shattered a fucking boulder with her aura
>>540372338
>>540372461Built for aging Norwood 3 men like myself
I do hope with upward adjustments we do get the same with Daily Carat Pack. But that might be too optimistic considering that we are on an accelerated schedule.
>>540372026https://youtu.be/6R3js6muKVs
>>540372160It's gay not to be attracted to a girl, yes.
>>540372445>the stance>the coinflip>the revolver>the jiggling>the winkthis unique animation will never be topped
>>540370795Sir that's steam, this is a mobile game.
>>540372160what happened to flat is justice? The I knew...
>>540372610I want to suck on all 1cm of her itty bitty titties
>>540372610>no breasts
>>5403724451 G3 races2 G2 races4 G1 races50 men killed
>>540369070
You could be posting umas with breasts right now but you choose the flat.
>>540372445
Which uma would "secretly" train with another torena behind my back?
>>540372160Youth is sexy
Suzuka is completely unattractive. built like a teenage boy. you'd have to be a pederast to find this sexy
I love having free will
>>540372157I don't know if I'll even enter it honestly.
>>540369298>he fell for the infirmary memerecreationchads could never
>>540373073behind YOUR back? All of them, yes even that one.
>>540372160Flats are hotMediums are hotCows are hotAs long as the shape is good and fits the frameThere is not a single fucking way you could change my mind
Dirt CM when
Just keep posting Suzuka
>>540370445>
Longsisters can't use this quick mood lifter method and still win races
>>540373409Teio sex
Outer SwellPosition PilferLate CornerLate Straightaway Fighter Acceleration Homestretch HasteTriumphant PulseWhich skills should I prioritize for Grass? I can get two.
>>540373413Dirt CM is the worst CMIts XOguri Smaru spam
>>540373121Suzuka sure has a tight body and easily manhandled body huh...
>>540372028wrong again
>>540371810NIGGAYOU CAN'T BE DOING THIS TO MEWHAT HAVE YOU DONE
>>540367378Sasuga red oni of the dirt… grandma was based for being able to keep up at least
Teio love
>>540373121And yet you saved this image. Curious.
>>540373713Prepare for your previous engagements to be SUDDENLY cancelled and your parents COINCIDENTALLY enthusiastic about you marrying dream journey.
Wish I had Suzuka. Pulled that useless fat retard Spe three times instead.
>>540373805
This but with Uma parent farming
>>540373905Spe is meta in CM 5 at least
Silence Suzuka is cool.
>>540374002
T*kai T*ioew
>>540374036take the late surger pill.
>>540374058NATTY
>>540374058We love Nice Natie, your falseflag is ineffective
Better than seether-kun's favorite
>>540374117I failed all my Hishi Amazon pulls, I don't want to use any other late surger
bwos... she's the only thing keeping me sane...
>>540373282All Umas are beautifulAll Umas are wifeBakushin is a little autisticBut all Umas are wife
>>540374216And let me guess, you buy lottery tickets every day?
>>540373070the most adorable (and bustiest) duo
>>540374207That's what you think anon, do a single pull RIGHT NOW
>>540374380I failed you my overlord, I only got a winning ticket
>>540374216Happy birthday, anon.
>>540374216happy birthday
I was getting frustrated doing ace runs, took a break and decided to do Vodka because why not. Didn't have any borrows, and native parents sucked (8* pwr Fuku with zero skills, 6* stam Teio with zero skills). Power cards mediocre at best, ran 4spd/2pwr anyway. This little cutie gave me pic related. I didn't even try. Speed training was maxed out before the Classic Year Tenno Sho. How does that even happen? If I'd been using a proper borrowed legacy I bet I could have gotten her to 600/300 stam/guts. I might run her in Cancer anyway. I love this filly now!
>>540373905I have both :)
>>540374524I failed myself too, don't worry
>>540374585Teio is so small
>>540374216Happy berfday anon
>tfw the wall of npcs infront slow down at the final leg
>>540374328Truth.
>>540374216
>>540371327
>>540374812Jackpot
>>540374045
Anyone got or know someone with a mlb super creek I can bum off?
>>540374869Opera would have won this
Using gutsmaxxing cards for parent farming is kinda comfy, fun and satisfying to see the stats all balanced
woah bigo is... le cute?
>>540374216Happy birthday, Kitaru loves you
>>540374917its not reset for another hour you tard.
>>540374934871840361529
I'll marry Suzuka if she ever gets boobs.
>>540374216>capped TP and RPJust because it's your birthday it doesn't mean you get to ignore your quota
>>540357313anon... you forgot to change the thread number once again....this is the 8th it happened, why do y'all have to rush to bake another for no reason?
>>54037079520k peak is honestly fine for a mobile gamenot related but I find it funny how limbabs jump to 100k+ every time there's an update
I have my Ace, bwos. Even got the Hot Springs ticket on it. She will bring me victory.
>>540375134tanks
>>540374745vodka is comically easy to train which is why anyone running late surgers is using her
>>540371810>nutter brianI don't even have her
>>540357680Yes. All of my viable SSRs on Pot5 honse. You want more gold skills. Points.
>>540375282Post deck
Never thought i would come to like Nature, but her depressive-positive girl next door vibes are just too cute.
i don't need groundwork if i can get 1.2k power right?
What would sex with Teio be like
>>540375514She is absurdly cute, and has an interesting “kit” with all her debuffs. Top shelf uma for sure.
>>540375457Got very lucky with a gold inspiration triggering the Maruzen grandparent
>>540375647probably like having sex with Teio
>>540375574you can try it out :)
>>540371810OH YEAAAAAH JACKPOT
>>540375282unsure who to raise.. her or vodka.
>>540375647Romantic with handholding and kisses
What's the true religion in the uma musume universe? Thanks to the merry chrismas line we can confirm Christianity is a thing and Fukukitaru mentions Buddha so Buddhism too, where do deities like the Three Goddess and Shiraoki fit into all this?
>>540371810POLICE BRUTALITY
>>540371810https://umamusu.wiki/Genuineliterally who
>>540375764both? you want to go all in on non-fronts anyway if you aren't going to fight for the angling proc
>>540375647like hachimi
>>540375647Squeaky
>>540375647
>>540375794You’ve just named them. The three goddesses are Jesus, Buddha and Shiraoki.
>>540375840do you think its better to run 3x late or grass/taishin/1k power & high wit blocker?
>>540371810welp
>>540375812WAOWAOOOOOOO
>>540371810No idea who this is, but I guess we're married now.
for me, its the prepared to pass > #lookatcurren combo
>>540375840I'm going to run a pace to push my lates back for better chance to trigger iron
>>540375828That guy who sang that Pony song>If you're horny, let's do it, ride it, my pony
>>540375678Grass is her own grandpa?
>>540375965The Air family got some crazy fucking names
>>540376023I can’t get this succubus’ unique to trigger.
>>540375923Fronts will usually win if they aren't blocked so blocker + 2 is better.
>>540376064yeah i heard that's actually really bad for affinity but i didn't check
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dI6kApHSnxAOguri Cap's grandkid snoozing
>>540376230it isyou get 0 affinity from a horse being their own granddaddy
>>540376023What cards are you running bro?
>>540376064>>540376230>>540376282
Why there's so much Teio clingy art? I played her career and she didn't struck me as particularly clingy, maybe I was distracted by all that Rudolf glazing
>>540376230She's immune to the Brain Spawn's mind control
>lose if there is a smart falcon in the lobby>win otherwisei fucking hate this idolshit umacel
>>540371810https://umamusu.wiki/Still_in_Loveoh.oh no.
>>540375574groundwork is worth like 800 power, no groundwork = glue
>>540376457lol get umadol’d, loser!
>>540376448I HATE THIS! go back to being a bratty tomboy right now!
>See thisHow fucked am I ?
>>540376482
>>540376109>>540376290i throw all the skills that say passing on her and praypace chaser
>constant mood down eventsI'm already sick of this episode before the junior year even finishes.
>>540365984heliosbut in exchange you will get raped by palmer
>>540376763"The man with the emptiest balls in the planet" kind of fucked
>>540376615>left leg out>left arm outwho the fuck runs like this
>>540376947She's not running, she's about to kick your face
>>540376457Smart Falcon is too strong.
>>540371806update: decided her playthrough was fucked and decided to gambleIf I can’t win a race least I won at acupuncture
>>540376763>first bond story>rapes and marks you
>>540376601
last day to pull on hishiama / shinko windy
>POV this guy
>>540376023Is she supposed to stay Pace for this CM or Front instead?
>>540371810https://umamusu.wiki/Genuine>even when I finally get a 2D wife I still can't see her FUCK
>>540377169she can't activate her ult reliable if she's front, unless you see the future and foresee that half of the lobby uses fronts
#lookatcunny
>>540376751My headcanon for Daiwa Scarlet is that for her Career you play as her childhood friend and are a brand new trainer
Decent parent for CM3Taiki with Suzuka and Pasta 7* mile4* groundworka few good front runner sparksA few other decent white sparksmediocre blues tho393384252302
>>540376947You’re about to get punted actually
>>540377336apparently im already following you kekwho'd you kill off
>>540371810>Kind uma who likes flowers Doesn't seeem like a bad deal
>>540376801ywnbaw
>>540377184>”torena deadass wants to have little skibidi rizzlets with me? boutta have my gyatt absolutely cooked, on foenem grave this will be so fanum tax!”
>>540377474>tfw too old to understand this gibberish
>>540377448falcon without babby twintails feels wrong
>>540377469I really like her racing outfit
>>540377184imagine shutting her zoomer ass up with a kiss
>>540370795I've been farming on my phone because it takes like 20 minutes on it vs 30+ on my pc. A lot easier to watch stuff at the same time on the phone too.
>>540377565>>540377474*checks training event helper* "ummm.Bet"
>>540377565daitaku helios speaks in brainrot
>>540377324but you are always a brand new trainer
>>540377451My CM 2 parent (Ryan) for Gold shipI try to make a new one for every CM
reminder that daitaku helios (original) is considered a top tier miler and if you run her you are meta cancer
>>540377471
>>540373550We're going to flavor country boys.
>>540377826how about you go meta woman
>>540377714>>540377565JP gal speech has existed long since before gen alpha
>>540376801groundwork doko
>>540371810She's cute i guess
>>540377826Sorry I was too lost in gyaru pussy to care
>>540377902Her type of gyaru speech is the modern type dialed to 1000 where she’s incomprehensible even to regular japs and even normal gyarus
>>540377926right here
>very good skillset>but dogshit statsGod training a front uma with groundwork is fucking torture.
>>540377926You have to work for it. Takes 3 skill activations after all.
>>540377902Heilos is based on Americanboo/amekaji style so it's a pretty accurate translation
>>540377902Gyaru speech is how she talks in the JP version, she speaks Gen Z Brainrot in the English version.I should know, I understand everything she says because I say some of the same shit.
>>540377826>Great Nige>15 speed 15 powerdamn
>>540378134>+20 energy
>>540376240Honk shu. Honk mi mi mi mi.
>>540361684I swear the blue sparks are rigged to give 1* Guts /1* Wits about 75% of the time. The game is too stingy to give even a 2* Guts for the future.
>>540378071do not sloppa Rice
If I own a horse I will name it Unpleasant Industry and it will win at least two races.
>>540378210>I swear the blue sparks are rigged to give 1* Guts /1* Wits about 75% of the time. 40% for either stat.>The game is too stingy to give even a 2* Guts for the future.as if you're ending career with 600 guts and/or wits
>>540377826but i'm rolling her for gyaru umanko, not because she's meta
>testing out CM3 Bakushin ace card setups>accidentally make thisIf only it was a sprint...
>check career for helios>what the sigma
>>540378514I keep trying to filter this fucking bot and after a week I see it's posts again
>>540376763>>540376780What the fuck is her problem
>>540378575just filter the same phrase it fucking uses
>>540378357oh is it actually based on some numbers it feels way too random getting 1* Guts when Speed is 1200
>>540378712It doesn't work, I feel like a boomer
Best oyakodon
Why not take this chance to try something new?
>>540378514No thanks.
We're going to come back from this.
>>540378965+15 energy
I just realised i have to skip working aces for this CM because i have bad sparks and bad parents and have to do parent runs to get anywhere close to the numbers other anons are reaching.Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>540378854don't filter the entire thing, it likely changes the list. just the first sentence should be enough
>>540378296Can I bread Rice?
>>540378426I want to pull for Flash, but I cant since I only have 2 speed cards then Kitasan and Sweep
Odds fapEvens touch grass
>>540378575It's weird that he doesn't list Code Geass as an interest when his name references the OP.
>>540378835the first roll is an even random chance between the 5 stats, then a roll after that to determine star level but only >600 can hit 3*
OHAYOUUU
>>540379123You love him you hate him you still watching you're a fan
OHIO
>career races 13>won 6what the fuck condorwhat happened
>You got a good set of pipes What did trainer meant by this?
It's a new day!
>>540379392So you're basically fucked. There's no extra weight to your highest stat or reduced weight to your lowest stat?
dirt shoes plz
WOW THANK YOU DAILY PULL MY 5TH FUCKING TEIO
>>540379259Need nursing handjob
>>540379784explode
>>540379685She sings good.Join Piratez.
>>540379759nopeit's why parent/grandparent runs always aim for a little over 600/600/600 in spd/stam/pwr and pick up as many race wins and skills as possible while still being able to beat all the career races
>:D
>daily race>everyone is Great mood for some reasoncolor dot status?
>>540379809
>>540379912
>>540379668Doto RAPE
>>540379780Here you go, don't waste them
>>540379917this nigga's daily race is cancer finals
>>540379752yes it is
>4 SR pulls 4 days in a rowDaily pull chads sorry I doubted you
Do your daily pulls
>>540379912Love her
>>540380179explode
Uhhh....
Is KKK Pasa any good?
>>540379982
How do I punch this little faggot?
>>540380290All fun and games until you see your grocery bill
El Congroo Pasta
Dia....
>go back to /hsrg/ for the first time in a year to see what they think about the new gigabroken character>cp
>>540377336>guts 1*No thank you.
>>540380395Behead those who insult Bakushin
>>540380579You laugh but Guts sparks are actually good this time to hit the 301* threshold
>>540364996OGURI CAPPU!
For some reason in the one El Condor Pasa Victory Line, I hear her say something about getting a job.
>>540380579Yeh, its unfortunate but I am more or less out of time for parent runs, might drop something else later on in the cycle if one of my aces turns into a decent parent but this is good enough for now. Her other sparks are good enough to still be the best i have gotten yet at least
I think you should eat your vegetables
>blockushinyeah but what if i just run seiun insteadso that if she procs A&S she actually has a chance of winning?then at that point i would just build a normal front runnerwhat is the point of blockushin???
I respect her a lot.
>>540380974YADA YADA YADA YADAAAAAAAA
pros of having a uma wife
life's good bwo
>>540381058+10 Stamina.
Bros?
Just admit defeat already.
>>540381108Thank you, Director.
>>540381126>943 speed>715 staminawhat>980 powerhow>868 witHOW
Agree with Seiun Sky.
>>540380540That's Ack for you
I'm pumped now too!
You should stuff yourself silly!
>>540381051Try hitting 1200 pow/wit on Seiun while still having enough speed to win
>>540381090quality reference for that hons
>>540377063This image thumbnail made me flinch as I was scrolling past. That bitch's very presence gives me a visceral reaction. The temptress... the promiser of fortune...
>>540381337will 1.2k pow and 1.2k wit guarantee a block?if it doesn't why not just build a normal front runner instead
no one has ever posted a 'blockushin' that successfully did the job, truly gaslight of the highest order
I just let the umas get fat since you can just do stamina or power training until it passes.Why should I fear mass?
>>540380916cute Sky
>>540381556u just never saw them cuz you#re a day fag, not a night chad
>>540381497It makes the chances of a block very high yeah. I've only consistently lost to 1k power/1k wit blockers as a frontfag, everyone else I go at least 50/50 with
>>540380579Not at 1* it won't
SENOR LETS GOkaze o kitte kakedasumou kodou tomaranai
>>540380916my fishing boyfriend would never
>>540381803>>540380694
3 rest so far:2 sleep deprived + 1 night owlgreat game
BRO THE DOT IS REDWHAT DOES IT MEAN?????
>get Night Owl in first few turnsThis is the time we are tested.
I'll take partner running
>>540382020Don't even OPEN the game, anon...
>Seiun Sky gave my horse a skill called 'Tail Held High'Did...this girl just sluttify my horse?
Special Week
>>540382305No, she made them blue blooded
>get night owlSo...I can't get Night Owl Rank two if I get sleep deprived again, right?
nyahaha!
I want the Umadol to pee on my leg
New bread>>540382968>>540382968>>540382968
>>540378651You wanna know what her problem is? She loves too much.
>>540380916SEIUN SKY MY WIFE
