Previous: >>540343625>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 squad-based crossplay PvE coop third-person shooter for PC, PS5, and Xbox Series X/S. 4 players fight against hordes of insectoid Terminids, robotic Automatons, and alien Squiggers to spread Managed Democracy™. Players wage war across a contested galaxy, deployed to procedurally generated battlefields, and rush to do as much as possible behind enemy lines. A planet may be defended or liberated if the player base combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy. Every other game is literally gay compared to this. Become a Helldiver.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a better game, being a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting whose mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>MODDINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/>MAJOR NEWSODST WARBONDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUC24yAP7SoINTO THE UNJUST DEEP DIVEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJi8VsvnkoEDUST DEVILS WARBONDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5L-UQQIFQhw>LATEST PATCHESSep 04 1.004.001 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/516346126609155527Sep 16 1.400.002 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/787688820859470905
lmao literal cheats dont trip the intensive kernel-level anticheat but having a pwsh terminal scoop installing clamav does, alrighty.
how often does the robutt fuck?
>>540428574lobby doko
>See automaton trooper>It sees me>"SAAAAAARRR!!!!"What did it mean by that?
>>540429056Patience anon. I will make the game one day. I super promise.
test
>>540429643epic fail
>>540428574
the most dangerous enemy in the game is the host's internet connection
the last hdg lobby I was in accused me of being a bot. ME! does THIS look like a bot to you?!
liberator carbine got me movin like an invasive species
>>540429823>still chuggingfarts, probably
I kinda wanna level up a Breaker, which one is the best one to work on?
>>540429936Seems that way sometimes. ggs from the arc lobby, didn't get these made in time for last thread.
>>540429976https://youtu.be/l2XFZC0qB-g?si=M1HyoUF98N6TV_hu&t=3
Arrowhead should sponsor asmongold to play. Its the only way to save the game.
>>540429823They can't even have their dev environment line up with the live build.
>>540430263the only way to save this game is to cancel the swedes biweekly vacation and force them to work for more than 30 minutes a day
<Inflamatory and blatant rage bait post about *insert weapon here*>
>>540430589fuck you
>>540430589Nerf/buffdiving tranny, go fuck yourself
>>540430589Lower the difficulty
>>540429976All grey angular surfaces, with a white helmet the same shade as a bot skull-faceplate...I dunno man, you might be a bot you definitely don't look like a top, that's for sure
>>540430589:(
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775245061167718/lobby kokod10 whatever
>we don't want metas>btw explosive weapons are the best against every faction>and we only release factions that counter everything but explosive>also new enemies that push for the AT meta>the AT + explosive primary meta will be everywhere thanks to our retarded enemy design that makes everything else worse>but we do not want a meta
how do you balance explosive primaries
>>540431126failed
>>540431352only person I have blocked is Corvus
And ggs from bot lobby.
>>540430618ZAPPING STUFF IS FUN, RIGHT?
Cutting Edge or Freedom's Flame?
filibuster was at 97% now it's at 93, what did you guys do
>>540431880we finnabusted
>>540431576Yeah, all arc loadout went a lot better than I thought it would (nevermind it being on default bugs). But I feel like it falls under the same category as an all lasers squad, where everyone needs to commit for it to work properly. Doesn't make it unfun though.
>>540430589Kill yourself [WEAPON] is fine when you [BIZARRELY SPECIFIC AND RARE CIRCUMSTANCE]
>>540431576Post porn of her.
>>540431668Ur mum lol
>>540431458well i'm not that guy so maybe sweden just hates meopenttd it is
testing again
Alright, lobby.Vanguard operation for the imminent invasion on Alaraph.steam://joinlobby/553850/109775245061896790/76561198008364447
Is the Crisper worth grinding for? I’ve been playing with the Senator for a while now and I’m looking for a new secondary that’s a complete change of pace.
>>540429021There are paid hacks that disable the kernel anti-cheat. This begs the question, how much better does the game run without it? If anyone ITT knows please do tell. It would be so great if we could blame all the performance problems on the anti-cheat.
>goes from the leading cause of Helldiver deaths to literally harmlesswhat went wrong?No but really why do their rockets do like 0 damageWith the amount of time they have to take to stop in their tracks, brace, and fire while having limited rockets on top of it all I feel like I should just get turned to ash if I'm dumb enough to be hit by them these days
>>540432630I scrap these dudes so quickly and from so far off with the HMG that I didn't even notice the nerf
>>5404324031/4 dead game dead general
>>5404311262/4 starting
>>540429823>CEO wants it to make it a "Forever game">develops it on a dead enginekill swiggers
>>540432630The rocket doesn't kill you. The IMPACT does.
>>540433109Swedes have no concept of the future.
>>540370692The Infamous Steel Fist
>>540433208>gets punched so hard his body literally gets dismemberedvery realistic AH..
>>540429053Robots don't have souls or rights or free will so it's literally free use with zero cleanup..
>>540432403>steam://joinlobby/553850/109775245061167718/ok so I'm just cursed and can't join any one of youwhat the fuck is this bullshit
>>540433463So you’ve never actually seen blunt force trauma or a crush injury then, huh?
>>540433343nigga got final fantasy: the spirits within'd
>>540431576Shut up you damn nigger.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775245062641217/
>>540433343>>540433639dropships OP
>>540433463symetric sex with this rabbit
>>540433845Pelican needs to get his shit together
>>5404338031/4dead game
>>540433519restart, verify files if that doesn't werk
>bots = /r9k/>bugs = /b/>squids = /pol/
>>540434210squids are white tho
>>540433519well i got no joiners so went randos
wtb leandiver to bounce on my dick
oh man I can't wait to call in my stalwart!
>>5404338032/4
>>540431576fuck off max stirner
>>540430906sure thing, meatbag
>>540429976man, I was hoping this was robutt...
>>540434502wat
>post the list
>>540434502who?
>>540434408oh
>>5404338033/4This lobby works
>>540434715read a book for once in your life
>>540431668flame
>>540434579here you go
>>540432620>C4
>>540432512yea
>>540432620I had a magnet in my pocket
>>540433463*sigh*source?
>>540435090Nice
The list:AR-20AR-20LAR-20CAR-20PAR-20AAR-20CSAR-20SAR-20IEAR-20SP
>>540434960>*wrong buzzer sound*
>>540432512crisper fucks on illuminate maps
When is the next warbond
>>54043548630 minutes
>>540435421Man I really hope you get run over by a bus
>>540435421just like mech buffs soon retard?
>>540434408>do you remember me?
>>540434969He activated his hellbomb and got a factory strider with it, I'd say it was worth.
>>540435421I hope they remove the retarded hera arms grip from justice once it releasesfuck the damage it's done to scifi guns
>>540435705kek
>>540435467I’ve been playing mostly Squids. Torcher and Senator + HMG has been ripping them apart, but freeing up my primary slot for the DCS would be nice.
Whats a good generalist loadout for squids?
>>540428574Here from /sm2g/, cuz one of ye cunts posted a lobby link there.Haven't been here a while, just here to say one thing.I know you are /here/. Please kill yourself Ceepert, aka here as Big Floppy "something", I forget what it was specifically, some slang for penis. Your fat fetishism disgusts me.
>>540436245deadeyesabergas grenadePP armourHMGsupplypackgas strikeorbital gatling
>>540436245liberatorultimatumgas nadeautocannonemancipator exosuitmg sentrygatling sentry
>>540436324qrd? I played with him once and he was fine
>>540431576Uoh, anime black girl. This makes my white cock tingle.
>>540431576black pussy is best pussy
>>540436839GIWTWM
>>540435705T1 knew, but too late
>>540435737I'm fine with this.
is lobby?
>>540437829werent
>>540437879chat be advised rectify post haste thank you in advance, over
>>540438063erm negatory
>make major update>somehow have the gaul to release it when the audio fucking shatters eardrops just on starting a levelliterally how?this isnt some obscure thing. just start a level and its seizure sounds.
>>540436245epauletteslib carbinecripsergas grenadeseagle strafingeagle napalmmg sentryautocannon
>>540438359The an update for audio engine they're using came out in July and these retards didn't update it because they were on their mandatory 2 months of Swedish summer vacation, basically.
>>540434408>>540434730KEK
>>540436245uhhhhhhhhhscythesaberimpact grenaderailgunjump packnapalm airstrikeOPS
Where lobby
>>540436839me in the red
>>540436656He posted some webms of him playing with the "fatify" mods, as seen in the OP image, with the Big Floppy (penis slang) name.He also mentioned making them in a few posts. Also mentioned making each one intentionally fatter than the last. This can be seen when going to nexus mods and comparing the newer mods to older ones.The nexus mods account that posts the fatify mods is named "Ceepert".>Why such a reaction from me?Lost my younger brother to the 'beetus.Refused to lose weight because "every weight is healthy", died to heart complications due to being so overweight.>inb4 "It's just for fun. Stop being such a schizo."One does not get assmad that the other thread gets chosen instead of the one where he has defiled the OP with his fetish "just for fun". Also didn't help that he kept fucking up the OP in other ways, like not updating the most recent updates list or linking to the wrong previous thread.
>>540439043>>540437829steam://joinlobby/553850/109775245052940705lobby
>>540439237>failed to joinALREADY????
>>540439043up ur butt
>>540439198lol
>>540439198your hatred is justified and based, keep on keeping on
>>540439198Based hater.
>>540431194>Before the 60day patch, he was nerfing and unnerfing weapons on a rotation to look busy
>>540439365problem on your end?might be swede code, try enabling crossplay
>>540439198fuck 'em up
>>540439198based revenge seeker
>>540439627Same options, Im just going to restart my game
>>540439198OBSESSED
>>540439156>
>>540439198zamn i didn know that, maybe I should've seen it coming with the way he types, thanks 4 the info
D10 Squidssteam://joinlobby/553850/109775245067074365/76561198050013591
>>540435421How are you not banned yet
>>540439913Yes.I'd like for you to cease existing, but I know that wont happen with the likes of (You).Please leave /hdg/ and any other general I frequent and preferably the living world.Thanks in advance.>>540440123You're welcome, Anon.
>>540439237 (me)closing I guess
>>5404402281/4Dead thread or swigger code at fault?
>>540441102squids
>>540441153Yeah that's fair desu>>5404402282/4
>>5404402282/4 actually, worked for me finally
>>5404402283/4
>supposedly anonymous imagine board>namedropping, doxing, character assassinating dramatrannies couldn't stop themselves from turning it into yet another twitter-tier shithole where everyone are always at each others throat>anons are wondering why no one are joining and hosting lobbies anymore while schizo stalkers like this are playing amongst them and jumping from lobby to lobby looking for someone they don't like so they can shitpost about them unpromted ITT:>>540436324>>540439198Legit fucking cesspit
>>540441913first general?
>>540441913perhaps all of you should stop forming discord cliques and subjecting everyone to your deviant fetishes like extreme weight gainlrn2 hide your power level
>>540441995That shouldn't be the fucking norm, how hard is it for you retarded baboons to just play the fucking game? Leave the drama shit out of it JFC
>>540442438>he's on the listShouldn't have chimped out in game niggy
>>540442254perhaps you should fuck off and stop treating the thread as your personal blog, nigger. Nobody gives a shit about what you like and don't like to see, try reddit if it's too controversial for you
>>540442643i'm notperhaps you should stop shitting your pants because people don't like freaks like (you)
>>540442643I amperhaps you should keep shitting your pants because I like freaks like (you)
>>540442772>he thinks I'm the OPNo you retarded niggers, I just want dramatrannies like (You) to leave, stop shitting up the thread with your off topic schizo ramblings and let the people here play the game in peace.
>>540441913>anonymous image board>doesnt stay anonymous
i hope an anvil falls on your heads since yall want to act like got damn looney tunes
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775245070366667/verified game files time to try again
>>5404445072/4 d10 bugs
*lands in the thread*This game is too easy*extracts*
>>5404445073/4 hurry
>>5404445075 min warning3/4
So im getting close to 110 medals and cant decide what to unlock between the Hellbomb and Solo Silo, whats better?
>>540445338the hellbomb, the silo is a total meme
>fifth armory screen crash in a row and I didn't even click on anything this time
>>540441913fuck off fatfag
YOU VIL EET ZE BUG! DO IT NOW!
>>540445338You get hundreds of medals every week nigga
Fortunately I know enough anons that the namedropping schizo tranny should be easy to identify. Once I do, you're going on the real list.
>>5404445074/full
>>540441913fuck on fitchad
>>540444507>steam://joinlobby/553850/109775245070366667/FVLL
>>540445338Hellbomb absolutely. It's actually useful and fun. Dropping one into an extremely dense enemy swarm and racking up at least half a hundred kills never gets old. I like bringing them to Automaton megacities and running into sardine packed botdrops from an alleyway. It really makes you feel like a pakistani child suicide bombe- I mean, proud patriot and martyr for Democracy.
>>540445951>and racking up at least half a hundred kills never gets oldYou realize of course that the hellbomb killcount is inflated unless you're in a local match?
Do you still have to send pics of your caged clitty to get into the /hdg/ discord? I want to be in on the epic namedrops
>>540434574Strider-chan's gyat...
>>540446035What matters is that the minimap around you is fucking covered in red dots, and then after it explodes, there's no red dots.
Theres a 99.9% chance yokotaro asked for a nier crossover with these armours but Arrowhead turned him down because they hate money and female bodies.
>>540446457
>>540446578>Everyone knows hes refering to "lean" body type>Wont change it to "female" because it would upset the troonsHmmmmmmmmmmm
>>540445338I only bring solo silo on command bunker missions because you can use it to kill them beyond the range of the nigger turrets. That is the only thing it excels in. The Hellbomb backpack on the other hand I just bring all the time. You have a hellbomb available to you at any time that you are able to place anywhere you want with no fear of it being destroyed. It can destroy anything that can be destroyed.
>>540446578He should;ve asked about new voice packs for Helldivers.What a waste of a question.
>>540443232no i don't. take your own advice
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775245072407356/76561198039845988Squiggers
>>540447052
>>540447097are we /an/-posting? or are we going to lynch some squiggers?
>check my other tab to catch up on the /an/ gif thread>return to my other favorite thread, /hdg/>people are /an/-posting
>>540446578Why would people who need to do olympian athlete feats of stamina on the regular look like "average" dudes
>One little bug is all it takes for your system to come downITS BECOMING SELF-AWARE
>>5404470522/4
>>540447052no way i'm doing another squid lobby
>>540449058Please? I'll bring snacks!
>>540448110is stellaris goodi tried hoi4 and didnt really like it too much micro managing
>>540446949I like the Insurgency voice mods.https://youtu.be/1qrEVT0lFpAhttps://youtu.be/AizjxedHQXAhttps://youtu.be/eR2LRdayFS0https://youtu.be/up-6j5XhNNwBut what I like the most is the Helldivers 1 voice mod.https://youtu.be/6othynLfqnw
>>540449249Stellaris is very micro managy
>>540449219No, I'm going to fold laundry.
>>540449312May actually try that HD1 voice mod.
>>540447052>>540447417>sealpostingI remember those days in /dg/
>>540447916Because average people can pull off olympian athlete level feats while on drugs and fight or flight-tier adrenaline pumping through their veins.
>>5404470523/4
>>540449312I liked the insurgency voicelines in insurgency, but then when they got the same VA to do the grunts for Black Mesa I was turned off of them. Personally I like the current helldire VAs, especially the Yuri Lowenthal ones. However, the classic ones are still great, and I miss playing hd1 with the bros. It was in that game that a furry we played games with for a lil while completely lost his shit one day and ghosted everyone due to a lil funny tk'ing, which became an iconic event for us.
>>540449598They are the peak of "silly critter"They're goofy chubby dudes.
>>540449249No.It's the most game of all Paradox games since Airfix Dogfighter but it's still a map painter in drag.
>>540445338Silo is a meme version of the AT-E since it can pop multiple Striders at once if they're in a convoy or otherwise close together, Hellbomb answers Jammers but requires charging into melee range to deliver it.
so... when are we getting "ranked" runs like darktide's havoc mode?
>>540449312been using the insurgency ones for a few weeks now, its fucking kino.THE ONE WITH THE, AAAGHGHH, THE JET, THE ONE THAT GOES BRRRRRRRRTTTTT
>"SAR I FINISH MY SHIFT!"
lobby doko
>>540451642Never. Darktide was built from the ground up to support that type of gamemode.Go play Darktide.
>>540428574Why did we let big floppy dicks make the thread?
>>540451642why does anyone give a shit about ranked pve runs anymore when the top spots are always filled by cheaters? community driven 'ranked' is better every time, especially since it's always smaller in scope and you don't have fags acting like tards over losing/gaining their rank
>>540453171>why does anyone give a shit about ranked pve runs anymore when the top spots are always filled by cheatersGood job showing you have no idea how Havoc works.
I looked into modding HD2 and found a few silly things that I tried and liked, but what are some mods you can suggest for like QoL improvements?
>>540453441yeah because this is the helldivers general not the darktide general, maybe you should go back nigger?
>>540453441NTA, but no one does because no one plays Darktide anymore.
>>540449249If you are looking for specifically a space RTS that can automate a lot of micromanagement I'd recommend Distant Worlds.
>>540453550
>>540453171What does community driven ranked mean exactly?
>>540453615>first steam review says thisYou aren't trying to pull a fast one on me.. are you Anon?
>>540453743Self aggrandizing ego-trannies jerking themselves in a cicle comparing how much better they are than the other ego-tranny
>>540453502unit audio remasters are a given so that you can actually tell when heavies are around, and in general there's a lot of audio mods that do a decent job at improving weapon feedback, be it whether you want clear warning when the railgun/epoch is about to explode or if you just want your gun to sound betterthere was a link last thread to some korean forums where there were a lot of other QoL mods like glowing floating icons over pickups so you can spot ammo/stims/etcetera more easily; everything aside from reshades installs the same way via arsenal or mod manager, both of which do basically the same thing; korean mod posts are more open to the more cheaty QoL stuff like supercredit arrows, whereas the nexus and the modding discord tend to crack down on that
>>540453171I'll never understand it either. They tried to create a leaderboard with rewards in MH: Wilds event-based arena quests and it's just completely filled with cheaters. To the point where they lowered the time requirements to get the best rewards because otherwise all the rewards are just going to literal cheaters. If people will be niggers, then they will be.
>>540453753NTA but Distant Worlds is much more detailed and borders on autistic (not Aurora levels of spreadsheet simulator, but honestly not that far off, Aurora is overhyped because it's so inaccesible), however you can actually automate everything you can do to the point where you just sit and watch AI play the game for you.I wouldn't say it's very fun to play like that though.
G R I MRIM
>>540453753Not intentionally, no. He's not technically wrong, and I do personally play with a lot of the automation off (because the AI does make some dumb decisions). The biggest reason I'd say that it's less micromanegy is that a large portion of the game revolves around being the administration of your civilian empire. You as the player are tasked with deciding what planets to settle, troop garrisons, and fleets compositions and where you position them, but the civvies fly around, migrate, mine, and trade without any input from you. And you can also just automate all that I mentioned and passively watch the ant farm grown anyways. But the automation options are there, and the first game does have a lot of mods to help in that regard.I also have not played any Stellaris since the initial release.I find Distant Worlds has a lot of micromanagement that can be time consuming to set up, but once your systems are in place they can last you for the rest of the game with minor tweaks as problems to solve arise.That said, it's a space RTS, there's a lot of stuff to manage...
>>540454582No chance the engine survives into the next 2 or 3 playstations.
Lobby?
>>540454582>This forever will continue for over 20 fucking years on an unsupported and dead engine.These swiggers are such liars it's like it comes natural to them.
>>540454582>The year is 2031>Snoy has strongarmed Narrowhead to turn it into "Not Fortnite">Drop in game>Helldiver in a Nickey Minage and George Floyd skin are flossing as the hellbomb goes off>The hellbomb explosion is some outdated meme sound>Get reinforced>"Well THAT just happened!"Please look forward to it.
And also, I'd far prefer if the campaign had a true ending than a fucking forever war. Rather have the game have it's MCU Endgame level of "that's all folks!" than to keep going like the current MCU.
>>540454582Unless they pull a miracle and unfuck their codebase, I don't see this happening considering the technical state of the game only after a year and a half
>>540444507>internet went outggs bros
>>540454087>>540453502here's the Korean mod stuff link for any lurkershttps://gall.dcinside.com/mgallery/board/view/?id=helldiversseries&no=486754
>>540454708second
>>540446578>We want to make helldivers a relatively grounded and believable game>But the genetically augmented female super soldiers don't have firm DDs, toned muscles, and voluptuous bodies>Instead they look like anorexic troons
cheating SC in is only slightly less tedious than honest farmen. & without the benefit of also collecting meds/reqs/samps
>>540447916>on the regularYou think you're the same Helldiver every time you die?
>>540455082touch grass
>>540454708sorry vro but im baking cookies, you make ur own
>>540455196What kind of cookies?
>>540455082>>But the genetically augmented female super soldiers don't have firm DDs, toned muscles, and voluptuous bodiesPorn sick headcanon.
>>540455223
>>540454697>>540454718How does the engine not getting updated affect the game though?
>>540455357technology keeps advancing and the engine keeps falling further behind
>>540455357Because they are trying to add new shit to it all the time and trying to fix problems that are inherent to the engine that cannot be remedied because support has ended for it. And this is going to be the same song and dance for the next 10+ years? LMAO
>>540455223first batch will choco chip then a toss up between cranberry oatmeal or toffee crunch>>540455339die gay ahh nigga
>>540455082>thinking eugenics means "genetic augementation"The only thing making these soldiers super is the amphetamine-adrenaline-whatever cocktail they call stims, and the gun they shoot you out of from space.
probably the hardest hellbomb code ive had so far
>>540455803
For me it's WSWSWSWSW
>>540455493Those sound delicious, make sure you bake enough for the entire super destroyer.
new bond has to be tacticool & ballistics themed to mitigate the BF6 exodus
>>540455132>he diesBack to fucking reddit
>>540455493I should make myself my protein cookies soon
>>540453502>https://www.nexusmods.com/games/helldivers2/collections/ibvzhyUnit Audio is basically mandatory unless you want to deal with silent enemies.
>>540456186>YOU think YOU are the same Helldiver every time YOU die?Nice reading comprehension dork
>>540456150Seriously how long has the APC been collecting dust in the files? I remember seeing videos of it just a month or two after the game's release
>>540456189sounds delish, personally im iffy on mixing workout stuff with sweet stuff cause I'd rather just eat actual food, but you do you king
>>540456150Oh no, is BF6 going to be the new Elden ring shadow of the erdtree, or Space marine 2, or Monster hunter something, surely this time Helldivers 2 will be killed.
>>540456715they're literally the same as normal cookies just using a high protein flour mix
>runs on the blood of the innocentdiabolical. still would
>>540456895Agreed.
anon who recomended i got CG for warp is smart. but huwat now. >demoncrat demolitia>coontrol group>been grindin>wtc3. >(debussy debils?489)(save up for le halomen? idc about halo but the guns seem goodish idfk)>((>>>/???/))
>>540456189jeff pls go
>>540456895unironically this
>>540456870i know, but I'm autistic and I strictly separate protein and treats, pls understand
>>540457094democratic demolition, or wtc3
>>540457235>>540457235already have democratic detonation and control group
>>540457094ANON, ANON! DO YOU SMELL BURNT TOAST!??
>>540457094Is this some mossad code speak or something?
>>540457376servants of freedumbs
>>540456868if you can't see why BF6 is different any attempt to explain it to you would be wasted
>>540457391hate cilantro if it wasnt for that good as taesk it be leavin
I've never seen people bitch out harder and more consistently than on the squid front in D10. And I think its because the instant the Singrays come out my teammates get lobotomized and either ignore them to their death or just dont have a med pen weapon.Sometimes I want to run a light build to own the squiggers and not constantly babysit the sky, you fuckers
>>540457546If anything was going to kill Helldivers it would have been Space marines 2, Battlefield 6 is just another pvp sloppa.Unless of course you're implying it's the only swedish made game out of the bunch.
>>540457859WASP rapes stingrays harder than a gang of migrants does to a little white girl.
>>540456895>>540457134I must return to the bot front to find my bot wife.
>>540457494i aint no fuckin squike or no fuckin squomo. the messadge activated its target audience.
>>540457494No, it's countryside burgerspeak.
>>540458069and you'd think SOMEONE would bring one! But no, its always gotta be me!
>>540458069>harder than a gang of migrants does to a little white girli bet you get off on that huh, cuck
>>540455357If it was an engine that they made themselves? That they have a deep knowledge of, constantly maintain, are prepared to train new hires for, and have their own documentation of? It could work. However, Arrowhead isn't like that. They aren't using their own proprietary engine like Rockstar, Kojima, or even Bungie. They're using an antiquidated engine that they didn't make, that was already extremely outdated by the time it went defunct. They don't have the means or manpower to maintain it to a level that can keep up with their own goddamn needs.
>>540457513why? btw is the coyote not as good as originally thought? my yt recs (dont click, only see thumbnails, my feed has been ruined ever since watching 1 helldivers video) were all saying it fucks, and ever since have been saying it isnt good, but I picked it up off a dead hombre and it seems like it kinda fucks
>>540458070fembots would have a super efficient sex-hole like a tengu cloaca
>>540445951>at least half a hundred kills50, just say 50
>>540458069>what is the humble Eruptor
>>540457859how are they supposed to learn if you never allow them to suffer the consequences of their poor choices?
>>540458309The Coyote is extremely good, but this retarded fucking playerbase thinks that Arrowhead won't nerf it if they pretend that it sucks. Despite the fact that Arrowhead looks at usage statistics to determine buffs and nerfs.
>>540457859People are excessively allergic to the idea of bring two support weapons when these niggas sit with reds off CD for well over 5+ minutes - longer than a support weapon sits on CD for.
>>540458309It's the strongest primary right now. The spreadsheet says it, the pick rate confirms it.
>>540458421why do you think I'm sperging out about it? I'd have more respect for them if we failed with them seeing it through, but everyone bails so fast after getting strafed twice in a row.
>>540458560just let them play without you for a while
>>540458560The DO lines for defeat or a failed mission + successful extraction are kino. More people need to hear them. Arrowhead! Bring back launch bots immediately!
>>540458070what song are they dancing to?
>>540439198Yes this is all true Ty based schizo T. Big floppy dicks
>>540458343Not better than the WASP at taking down stingrays, that's for sure.
>>540453743they post their own runs on youtube and then submit them to a community run leaderboardthe only people that care end up doing it for themselves for fun instead of rank chasing just because the game has the option, there's fewer numbers of cheaters, and uhhh pretend i had a third point
>>540458976https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ccoZhuNlls
>>540458483i couldnt rely on red strats from the beginning because of how much I hate cooldowns and not having toys/hellpods to drop on things
>>540459612gatling barrage is ridiculously good and has an extremely low cd. I pitch it at every patrol/outpost/drop
>>540455493i vote for cranberry oatmealoatmeal cookies in general are super comfy, esp if you can get them to be a lil chewytoffee is gross imo, it's way too sweet and glues to your teeth :(
THE PEOPLE OF EARTH WONT MIGRATE TO THE MANY SANCTUARY WORLDS I MADE FOR THEM DO THEY HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY CIVILIZATIONS I WIPED OUT FOR THEM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaQcQjVgy0EWhy does nobody talk about how they copied the whole "when the guy dies the computer sends his replacement through a transport tube" from Paranoia XP and Getter Robo Arc?
>>540455783You can genetically select for attractive qualities anon, simply through selective breeding. Some nordic countries unironically did it for decades, but nobody talks about it. In the before times, when they weren't flooded with migrants, it was actually quite uncommon to see someone below a 7.
>>540459845Why would I migrate to a sanctuary world when Hellmire is right there?
>>540459687gatling barrage is my favorite red, its great against bots and unlike certain other strats orbital napalm barrage, 500kg half of the time the divers using it arent braindead
>>540459782blud you should've voted 30 min ago aieeeeI'll make them tmrw if i remeber
>mfw Roastemtoastemmire clears the map for me
>>540429823I actually didn't believe this, considered it to be bait.Googled the article, checked the sources.It's true.
>>540459965I like the sound too
>>540458309It's a good AR, but the jury is still out on whether arrowhead is going to nerf it come mid-october. Dust devils has good stuff in it, so you might as well enjoy it while it lasts. Just be advised that it won't ignite bugs with the fire boolets if you're 100 meters away from the host due to a bug in swedecode.
Has anyone put orbital smoke to the test since it got buffed?I used it once and being able to blow up fabs with it is very nice,but i was wondering if there are any tricks or niche uses or synergistic combos it has.
>>540459845Robutt anal sex until her ass is a gaping sloppy mess
>>540460075sorry anon I was busy watching star trekenjoy your qt cookies
>ABLUBLU JUST REVERT THE BAD CHANGEnigger, there's no version control.revert as a feature doesn't exist.they need to rewrite the code to """revert""" a bad change.they don't even know where the code was changed because it was changed by amadeus görgesbörger who left the company a month ago.THEY DON'T HAVE A WAY TO "REVERT" STUFF THEY DON'T HAVE VERISON CONTROL
>>540460165I got another message from same day and apparently he says helldivers is not a milsim and fun matters, either he's stupid, he's playing stupid, or he doesn't take any part in playtesting and HR doesn't forward the messages of players that say the balance fucking blows and alexus should be firedand I have no idea which possibility is worse
/our guy/ is so cultured and based
>>540458447nerf 500kg as well
>>540460731If they don't have version control it's still on them. If they had git-like structure and have commit system like git has they would be able to revert the changes in a flash. Besides that, when you deploy software of just about any kind you keep the old versions in the backup just in fucking case. You can't tell me that a game company that sells millions of copies of this game can't do the basic fucking things like version control of any kind.
>>540458447so you're saying that epoch is getting buffed because nobody is fucking using it?!?!(lol of course it's not)
>>540460495it's good for disengaging, that's about itthe smoke acts like a big boulder without collision, so you can hide behind it or inside it and bots will start shooting and advancing on your last known location. if you throw it at the bots and one of them gets inside the smoke however, they can see through it. i also forgot the opposite of the word impervious when i was looking for the right word to describe the rock...INTANGIBLE, THAT'S IT, FUCK
>>540460498do you have the robutt image where she has the depth markings on her navel, with D6 and D10 labeled?
>>540458247autodesk still has engine documentation online, they worked supposedly 8 years on this game, they have got to have some people who actually know the engine well, actually hd1 was made on the same engineeither the older employees quit this god forsaken company and the knowledge was lost or the employees that know shit were moved to the new project that is supposedly underway
>>540460930The white man cannot resist the cute and sexy anime girl(black).
>>540460930Why do you keep shilling this sloptuber, especially with this shooped img?
>>540461292why seethe so much about it? is he living rent free?
>>540461292>sloptuberthat would be thordan and cloudplay. Ohdough, eravin and thiccfilla are content creators
>>540460961I am telling you the truth.git is scary and complicated and we don't want our employees to be stressed.learning and using git is very stressful so we don't use it. it hurts the privacy of the employees because it puts their name next to the changes.this is bad and causes mental harm.
>>540461354Why shill him? He has the most basic bitch takes and talks like a fag>>540461406They're all sloptubers
>>540461292Look at the time in india.That will explain everything.
>>540461183Can't seem to be able to find it, might have not downloaded it or didn't come across it.t. 13k items in downloads folder
>>540461593>SAAAAAAAR DO NOT REDEEM SLOPTUBAR SAAAR YOU BENCHOD PAKISTANI DOG ARE U LISTENING TO MEH??????yeah true
>>540461076>if you throw it at the bots and one of them gets inside the smoke however, they can see through itI would expect it to blind and confuse enemies inside it.Throwing it on an outpost to destroy a few fabs and cause a weak form of cc on the enemies.But if this is real it's looking pretty grim.
>>540461183Found it in the archives
>>540461865>Throwing it on an outpost to destroy a few fabs and cause a weak form of cc on the enemiesthat's more of orbital gas barrage's domainsmoke is almost purely just for creating concealment, i.e. a form of coverit can absolutely work in an 'oh shit' situation where you get caught with your pants down though, and it can absolutely make taking an outpost easier since every bot outside the smoke in the outpost won't be able to shoot you accuratelyit's underrated desu, I recommend trying it. do be advised that there are certain enemies that don't use eyesight almost at all and instead primarily use sound; notable example are gunships or dropships for some reason, automaton mortars, and voteless
>>540461692>>540462220Cheers. I actually have that one, I just forgot it was a drawn image and assumed it was genned, my mistake.
>"Helldiver, you face a Hivelord, liberty guides you"Why doesn't this voice line play whenever you face a Hivelord?
>>540462658Alright. Gotta go. Dinner time.
>>540462241Which is better in your oppinion, the orbital or eagle smoke?Also how does it's destructive capability work exactly? It can blow up fabs and i think i had it destroyed a hellbomb aswell, but what about things like sentries/emplacements or AA guns?
>>540462741Dinner is right here.
>>540462850orbital has the demo force while the strafing run covers a wider area and has more uses iirc, pick your poison. if you're running teams, maybe take the eagle. if you're running solo, try the orbital. or vice versa, see what works for you.if it can destroy the former i believe it can destroy the latter. in fact i'm pretty sure it can destroy everything up to and including detector towers and jammers
>>540461259The robutt activates people's internal Italianhttps://files.catbox.moe/2a56wj.mp4
how is the direction of strafes determined? does it intuit the best direction somehow, or does it always go forward from where you threw it? How do dat go dere
>>540463130Based on the direction of throw, or something closer to the vector for falling stratagem ball.If it bounces it can go wherever. I think sometimes it aims straight on you if there's a bounce just to fuck with you.
>>540463130Strafing Run, like the 500kg and Rocket Pods, will always come from behind you at the time you threw the stratagem unless something like a building or the ball bouncing gets in the way
>>540463058mamma mia
Lobby doko
>>540463130the moment when the ball lands, it draws a line between playerpos and landingpos for strafe, 500kg and 110mm the eagle comes in from playerpos along the line drawnfor other eagles, another line is drawn at landingpos with a 90 degree angle to the first line (perpendicular) this one has a max distance both ways. the 2 end points of this second line are then measured for distance from the center of the map.the closer point is designated as the enter point for eagle, and the further point is exit point.however this is all thrown in the trash for city missions. where it arbitrarily selects a straight line that the system thinks would work (it doesnt)hope that answers your question
>>540463581brushing my teeth first then hd2 will be played my nigga
>>540463686i will wait my nigga
damn, leandivers play the game like THAT?https://files.catbox.moe/ilbpld.webm
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775245086957119/76561199108851031d10 whatevs
>>540461520It is OKAY to call conscripts Billy Bobs with Blickys.
>>540464563I'm getting failed...
>>540464563full, wr for loby filling, acutually les than 30 sec
>>540464563they serve libertea in the cafe?
>Zero new points of interest have been added to the game since releaseReally wish we had more points of interest like the Lidar station, sam site and seaf artillery. Where is the mech bay, vehicle depo, experimental weapons bunker and drone defense station?
>>540464671it's over...
>>540464671Condor doesnt look like that. She looks like this
as a new player the aliens are not fun to play against. who ever designed them as a faction is bad at life and should stop.
>>540464708I think they added a new one on oshaune, but it got removed or smth?
>>540465570you are not wronghowever, light armor + frags + MG34
>things are so bad that they are skipping the Warbond for this monthWe better get a monumental patch next month
>>540463058Based
>>540465706source?
I hate squids, bots crash, bugs are boring. How did this happen
>>540465751The fact it still hasn't been announced and the month is almost out
>>540465751Look at your calender. They usually wouldve teased a warbond by now.
>>540465570>aliensThe mechanical aliens, bug aliens or squid aliens?God i hate aliens.
>>540465942anon they now announce them every 6 weeks or so, if we're getting anything its in October 9
>>540465706Retard, we already had a warbond this month.
>>540466065Were in October?
am I crazy or didn't there used to be a rare random chance an abandoned resupply pod would spawn on missions back in the earlier days of the game?
>>540466098No
>>540465862>540465862Poojeet subcontractors. You outsource your development to shitdians, after giving control of your company to a pajeet, you get garbage. This shouldn't be hard to figure out.
>>540466198You're not crazy, they still spawn on lower difficulties. Similarly abandoned/ malfunctioning weapon pods also spawn on 1-4 difficulties.
>>540466202Retard.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775245085792579/Chudfish lobby 2/4
Wouldn't it be funny if the next warbond broke the game even more?
>>540466493No
Where can I view the datamined unreleased content, since apparently it was known that the dust devil's warbond stuff was in the game for at least a year
>>540466098>>540466493Shit nigga, u right
>>5404665723/4
>>540466719>SamefaggingNo
>>540465570>enemy is hard>enemy not fun because kill me>i want power fantasy 1 click nuke the planetmaybe this game is not for you
>>540466572>fish that walksthanks i hate it
ive been seeing the term "grunt fantasy" thrown around recently did some retard at AH say this or someone else
>>540466493>Obviously got delayedNo
>>540466816Some fat faggot youtuber threw a tamper tantrum about helldivers not being grunts (they are).
>>540466816Try watching the video if youre going to ask questions.
>>540466572Full!
>>540466961the video? which one point it to me i havent seen shit just a dozen+ posts of people shitting on AH for "grunt fantasy" when all we do is nuke 1000 bugs a game with space magic missiles
>>540467031https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzi89NZphB4
>>540466750what do you gain by shadowboxing ghosts behind the 7/11
>Least blatant shillBuy an ad
>>540466816>some retard at AHpileofshat himself
>>540467232He asked, retard.
How much are you willing to bet the blob will move to Karlia instead of Hydrobius (encirclement) after the warp is linked?
>>540466890>You're a disposable soldier expected to die>This makes the times where you beat the odds and become the exception more special >This is le bad actuallyYouTube niggers will do anything but lower the difficulty
>>540467290not how encirclement works.
>>540466816>>540466961>>540467031>>540467069Very organic, good job.>10 rupees have been deposited into your bank account
>>540467232>>540466890>>540467367>OhDough's demon back
>>540467367>Doubling down on being a retardCAN WE GO FOR A TRIPLE?
>>540467332Stupid gorilla retard nigger brownoid.
>>540467443they can just add a new supply line
>>540467407Having this saved is gayer than Eravi hentai.
>>540467478Just say you are retarded it's ok
>>540467494nice try blood&soil fuck off
>>540467559>he doesn't know
It's so funny to find low levels fall in love with the max RPM Stalwart. It's like a secret tech to them since the game doesn't do shit to teach them they can program the RPM.
>>540467407Buy an ad
>>540467407why do you have this saved in your pc
>>540467749I think he should buy a rope instead.
>>540467730>me when i'm fucking stupid
>>540467590
>>540467069I feel like i learned nothing I didnt already know and "Grunt Fantasy" really doesnt apply anymore for well over a year so I have no idea what these videos are about or for. Only point in this retards video I really resonated with is every 90% of enemies added in 2025 are just not fun to actually shoot at with no or low meaningful approaches for dealing with them besides kill them really fast if you can. >>540467367i fucking wish i got paid for my posts i just watched a retards non-content video for 15 minutes
>>540466198Like random HMG emplacements the "1 box left" resupply pods dont spawn on higher difficulties. Glorious AH balancing knows that instead of fun little things you can stumble upon these are huge buffs that NEED to be removed of they'll trivialize diff10.
>>540468054The grunt fantasy is the reason they make nerfs to weapons. They dont want you to feel like an elite troop. They want you to feel like a grunt in starship troopers that dies in the background.
When will arrowhead update stratagem hero to have new stratagem inputs.Inb4 stratagem hero 2 in the super deluxe edition next year.
>>540468340>meanwhile, running Plasma Scorcher or Purifier trivializes the entire squigger lineup>and works wonders against bugs and bots
>>540468340I feel like im living in bizzaro world I cant recall any nerfs to weapons all of 2025 outside status changes obliterating stun guns more than they already were.
>>540468658>Anecdotal arguments
>heBuy an ad
>>540468340Then give me good guys with heroes that shoot and kill me, not three more factions of equally evil grunts. Patterning your enemies after printer ink colours is so fucking last decade.
>>540468658>Bringing up fleshmobsYou didnt watch the video.
>>540464563ggs
>>540464708>Abandoned Mech Depot: reboot terminal to open doors, offers (limited) mech resupplies>EWAR Array; Taking it over causes bot/squid drops to drop their cargo farther from flare position>SEAF holdout: has a group of blueberries that will follow you around if you liberate it>SEAF rocket battery: Once taken shoots 110m rocket pods every now and then at heavy targets like AA battery shoots flying targets>SEAF tremor station: Requires charging, enables Tremor Pulse stratagem that staggers all enemies, stopping chargers, interrupting attacks for stagger duration and unburrowing Rupture strains>Pelican refueling pad; Connect pipes minigame, pelican starts to hover over it, providing air support in immediate vicinity and massively cutting down extraction times>Advanced Warfare Lab: contains 2-4 items that are from warbonds like Epoch, Warp Pack or Ultimatum You could literally recycle 95% of stuff from existing files with no new graphical assets required, only couple lines of code per PoI. A single dev could likely implement these in a week.
Sorry lads I was on the phone after extraction ggs all round and hugs, also post the horrific death webm when you get a chance kek, genuinely got a good chuckle outta me t.bfd
>>540431194Don't forget breaking clamshells such that you can't kill them with grenades through the doorway, reinforcing detonation meta.
>>540466750you are right, i should stop playing the game. i wonder if thats why everyone keeps joining and leaving missions, leaving me alone with no teammates. the grenade launcher was doing good against the Halo Elites, but next to useless against the space ships. unfortunately i picked my loadout to compliment the other players that were in the game before they all left one by one. i think im gonna delete this game and wait for battlefield. had the servers randomly disconnect me before i could extract after completing everything... might be a sign this game isnt worth my attention.
>>540468831>one clip of plas-1 scorcher into a fleshmob kills it because apparently explosive damage does extra to it
>>540468835THEY JUST LEFT WITHOUT ME I WAS STILL RUNNING
>>540468959>the grenade launcher was doing good against the Halo ElitesAre you in the wrong general?This is /HDG/ not /HG/.
>>540468959Well yeah pubs are not serviceable.people who want to enjoy this game end up hosting/joining lobbies here with actual human beings instead of playing with AI pubbies.
>>540464563ggz tards, b2 died irlhttps://files.catbox.moe/9hdcp6.mp4
>>540468340when was the last time they nerfed a weapon? I don't mean "fixed a bug that was making the weapon stronger than intended" I mean an actual numerical value reduction nerf. I'm looking through the notes and the latest one was the secondary/SMG sway and drag rebalance 4 months ago in may, but that same patch basically eliminated spread across the board. the last straight up nerf without any buff alongside to compensate was when they reduced the spare mags and increased recoil on the breaker incendiary, which was over a year ago on august 6th 2024
>>540469041the fucky part is that explosive damage is supposed to do even more to it but doesnt because it's bugged and only certain heads take dmg even if an explosive AoE hits all of them
>>540469095>>540468853>>540468835kek <3
>>540469041>>540468831
>>540464671
>AIsloppa cuckold replying to xemself for 250 posts episode
>>540469041the heads on the fleshmob exist merely to make explosive weapons better since they take 75% explosive damage and transfer 100% of that to the core HP pool.
>>540469079he's clearly talking about the overseershave you ever played a video game?
>>540460165>No capitalization>Broken English>EmojisWhy is a CEO of multi-million company doing trivial customer relations stuff on Discord instead of some underpaid CR grunt? And why does he write like a teenager shitposting on imageboards?
>>540469110>Needs to change the definition of nerf to defend his point
>>540469153
>>540469153>ur liberty has arrived sir
>>540468835>d000000d I'm so druk rn dude alc lmaot. Pelican-1
>>540469214How am i suposed to understand a reverence to some obscure 2000s game.
>>540469259I wish I had even a tiny % of the creativity you chucklefucks have in filenames
>>540469110there hasnt been a proper nerf to weapons people actually use besides like a short stint where they fucked with eruptor shrapnel distribution that got changed immediately, I suppose there is the AMR Ergo bug but other than that its mostly them adding enemies that make some guns feel worse to bring.
So is anyone else having everyone DC mid mission, leaving you on your own and unable to call an SOS even in subsequent mission, or is that just me?
>>540469339sorry to shatter your dreams
>>540469434not anything ive noticed but i rarely pub however it sounds like an arrowhead issue tbqhwy
>>540469041your replying to a retard. no one brought up fleshmobs but he's whining about them anyway. he usually plays dumb this time of night>>540469110anything with a status effect, because their bug fix wasn't actually a bug fix, since they didn't know what was causing the issue even though everyone was telling them it was a host and client communication issue. they did the same thing with the railgun way back when, where it was only doing crazy dmg due to a bug with playstation host crossplay, yet they nerfed the weapon anyway, only to buff it back up again months later and not fix the bug
>>540469449I am aware, I just change the filename if I can come up with something funny, which I rarely do
>>540457859Its even more weird since the difficulty barely changes between squid d7 and d10. I'd rank them as easiest d10 faction by far. These people must play with sounds off to not hear the FWOOM FWIUUUUWs Stringrays make.
>>540469079Nigga why would he specify "Halo" elites in /hg/? Can you not think of any enemies that he might be referring to on the squid front by saying that?
>>540469434No.Only happens when my internet shits itself.
>>540469569Nigga, i never played halo.The fuck is a halo elite.
>>540469542a great deal of normgroids listen to shitty music or yap while playing
I have not taken the Variable off of all fire mode since I equipped it. It is the fleshbob deleter.
>>540469671I know quite a few that watch dubbed anime or other shows while playing
>>540469542squids are either nothing but voteless hordes with a few overseers or it becomes an avalanche of fuck as half a dozen elevated overseers spam grenades, randomly headshot you 4 times in a row, 3 harvesters beam down from the UFOs and start overlapping their shields, 3 stingrays show up each strafing you from a different angles for maximum coverage, and a 40 strong pack of voteless plus fleshmobs and a few overseers mixed in for good measure materialize from around a corner while you're getting bombarded by 6 crescent overseers behind a block of buildings
>>540469740Thank you for your service super shotgun man :)
should i play ac4a or host again
>>540469740impressive
>>540469789Thats the difference between lobby that triggers every drone and lobby that kills every drone desu
>>540468340>The grunt fantasy is the reason they make nerfs to weapons.Cope.The reason they nerf stuff or otherwise make it abysmal to use is because they're swedish and, I'm repeating myself here, retarded.
>>540469668Squid faced blue guy with plasma weapons who tard wrangles little mob guys into battle.
>>540469668This is an elite
>>540469865no that's a monke
>>540469865WE
>read hd2 gg wiki railgun change logs>first patch that nerfed railgun>reduced armor pen of safemode from 12 to 4I know AP past like 6 for purposes of hitting enemies is worthless but that cant be real right
>>540469937WUZ
>>540469972that 12 pen was why it could shoot through heavy devastator shields
>>540469865This looks visually repulsive.I'm glad i never played halo.
>>540470014you know I can vaguely recall doing that on release but I just swept it under the rug since it was so early in my playtime I thought I might have just been misremembering.
>>540466572GGs
>>540469853And they justify those nerfs by following their grunt fantasy.Youre really not this stupid, right?
>>540470134GG. I died to a bunch of dumb shit but at least the car one was funny.
>>540455424>technology keeps advancing >he genuinely believes this
T-thanks Sweden
my new chuddiving controller arrives today to replace my drifting xbox one... im excited..
>>540470373Holy desaturation
>>540470138>And they justify those nerfs by following their grunt fantasy.No they don't.
>>540470458>No they don't.Cope
>>540470373my vibrance is at 75%, are you playing borderline black and white game?
>>540470494>CopeCope.
>>540470494Retard newfag.
>>540470587>>Cope>Cope.
I remember there was a mod where eagle insults you everytime you call her. Can anyone remind me the name of that one?
>>540470615https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/1150
>>540470814wtf lmao thats amazing
>>540470009PROPHETS
Im sorry but the killzone armour just makes you look like a fat guy
Killzone armor look kino and i don't give a shit
>>540471184>Notice how he only shows the helmetFatty cope. Reminds me when fat women would only show their face at an angle that hides their weight
>>540471224kino af don't give a shit
>>540471073i like it, works well with a nice handful of helmets and has a solid enough passive that it doesnt feel like a waste to wear against many situations
>>540471073change to leandiver
-_- another mission almost completed everything again, game freezes and everyone is gone. freezes again, game crashes, and im gone.how does the ai know where i am when none of them saw me? also noticed enemies apparently spawning behind me, not making noise, killing me, and disappearing before i can turn around
>>540472620patrols spawn some 100m behind you, and always move to the exact location you were at when they spawned even if you were completly undetectedit's the number 1 reason why stealth is a total meme
>>540472620>how does the ai know where i am when none of them saw me?because the devs hate that you use stealth, they want you constantly pulling agro>also noticed enemies apparently spawning behind me, not making noiseJust patented swedish malicious code in action, a staple feature in this game >and disappearing before i can turn around you're running around solo and when you die enemies despawn
>>540470406>>540470528My game is fine its just all my screenshots look either too bright or dark
>>540473470HDR?
>>540473651skill issue try lowering the difficulty
>>540473491yea
>>540473753I really don't get why people use it
>>540473651Extreme case of schizophrenia.
>>540473651you would have lived if you opened your minimap for 0.5 seconds
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775245102554498/76561198126520852D10, whatever.
>Capture Varylia 5 or Oasis for garbage.Haha, no.
>>540475481no reason toempty base, alonethe game is designed poorly
>>5404757243/4.
>>540475724FVLL.
>>540476050Mech could be decent for squids and the inevitable Hellmire defense but yeah it's wasted effort
>>540476125skill issue
>brown hoursyep, I'm going to bed
I don't remember escalation of freedom being this bad...
>>540478674>update tourists and /pol/cucks finally gone.>thread grinds to a haltcomfy
>>540476050The way Joel has kneecapped the lib system, there's no way we ever do any of these SOs. You're never going to pull the numbers you need to actually accomplish anything. Why the fuck they keep doing them anyway is a goddamn mystery to me... OH WAIT THEY DONT KNOW HOW THEIR OWN SYSTEM WORKS WHAT A SHOCKER.
>>540478674Literaly every single new enemy was bugged to shit>rocket chickens had perfect accuracy and no start-up animation for their instagib rockets, shooting the rockets only made them despawn instead of exploding and killing the chicken>rocket tanks would keep firing until forcefully despawned by the game if you destroyed the chassis with the engine weakspot, the rocket turret had the same armor as the cannon turret but with no weakspots, also no minimum range>impliers had no maximum range, their tentacle hitboxes were completly fucked and every other hit would blast you into the stratosphere
>>5404757243/4, bugs.
>>540475724FVLL again.
>>540479206Calling supplies!
>this will sell our game
>>540479546:)
>>540479624I called in supply i marked him on the map
>>540479547Heavy, 50 meters
>>540479547>which one of you took my supply pack>
>>540470014Those shields really didn't need to be infinite HP.Do you genuinely want me to believe that shit is stronger than tank armour or plating on a Factory Strider?
>>540479624Big AND cute!
>>540479859War strider leg joints are better armored than the back of a tank's hull
>>540479547Orbital brap strike incoming
>>540479953Mecha are clearly superior to tanks.
>>540479547Big AND cute!
>Arrowhead apologised for poorfags having crap rigs and complaining about performance LolLmaoRofl
I don't want to alarm you, but there are skeletons inside these things right now
>>540480337There's a skeleton inside you right now anonDon't turn around
>>540480320aren't you supposed to be gargling Randy's balls right now?
Reminder to set your keyboard language to Swedish for an 80+ boost to FPS
>joel trying to split forces again with a minor order slop
>>540480845>implying the lord of grease has balls
>>540481164Have we ever completed one of these liberation side objectives?
>>540481164 We're getting an even better Warp Pack stratagem? Holy shit!! Arrowhead so fucin ZASED >>540481164
>>540480320fuck off randy
>>540481164Is this the first time they've given a paid warbond item as a free drop? (assuming we complete the order)
>>540481332No
dont care, still not fighting zzzquids
probably just mech and warpacks as free temporary stratagems desu
>>540481290I think we have once or twice. But can't remember exactly what it was about.>>540481327>>540481332It's just temporary warp pack for free (maybe only for the entire MO duration).
>>540468794I wish they had more balls and we had actually "evil" missions like gassing a squid civilian infrastructures or something
>>540481901Squids have no civilians. Best you will ever get is stomping on scavenger bugs.
>>540481901Can't portray Super Earth as being actually evil. They needed to sand the edges off so they're only "funny" evil.
They're going to fix the supply pack infinite bug first before actually fixing gamebreaking bugs that has been in the game for 6 months, aren't they
>>5404803207800x3d4080ti SuperLast year, I was playing max ultra on 120-144 fps 1440p and now? I'm playing High on 100-120fps because I've been getting constant crashes and stuttering since Escalation of Freedom and it has only gotten worse.
>>540482593what's the supply pack infinite bug
>>540482824have a supply backpack, drop it and as it is being removed, replenish your supplies. pick up the backpack like nothing happened.
>>540483017why am I not surprised
>>5404757243/4 again, this time bots.
>>540483468why does he have a star of david
>>540483674That's just the automaton logo.
>>540482806https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/8131>>540483674zogbot
>>540483674look up who prominently back up the bolshevik revolution
>>540483931CHINA BATCH SCRIPT PLS RUN IT ON UR MACHINE
>>540484068加入僵尸网络兄弟
>>540484059>look up who prominently back up the bolshevik revolution>german government and german bankers in US what did he mean by this
>>540480845>>540481331>>540482806Cry more poorfags LOL
>>540483931VIRUSDO NOT RUN
>>540484903my game actually runs fine anon I just think you should fuck off because you're randy pitchford
>to strike the gloom the DSS must be augmented>our progress will be tied to where the DSS is>all so Joel can arbitrarily lower the decay rate whenever he wantsDestroy the DSS, this is the worst.
>>540484903Post your threadripper + 5090 gaymin machine
>>54048503801110011 01101000 01110101 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01110101 01110000 00100000 01100110 01101100 01100101 01110011 01101000 00100000 01100010 01100001 01100111 00100000
supply pack should honestly just lose the self-resupply function. it'd still be plenty OP as a pure support item and it's not like team reload weapons are ever gonna get buffed. backpack stratagems inevitably have to pay some sort of tax for that. slight power reduction would be the way. doing so would also make a big step towards kicking spam strategies out of the meta.
Pisslobby? Gassylobby?
>>540485671ballistics and (non-plasma) explosions lobby pl0x
>>540484442"We don't hate the Jews because they're jewish, we hate them because they're German."
FEELS LOBBY DOKO D10 Daily (rock paper scissors decides) steam://joinlobby/553850/109775245119249236/76561198006804493https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1goAp0XmhZQ
>>540485534it would be completely fucking worthless if you couldn't self supply. nerftroons are mentally ill
>>540485738liberator or punisher / eat / frag and redeemer lobby only please, I'll call it the "gruntlobby"
>>540485851no one is joining, im giving up, didnt want to play anyway https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NKQ0W8x1qI
>>540486530I was booting up my game fuck you feelsfaggot
>>540486612im still waiting and there is nothing, NOTHING!NO ONE IS JOINING, NOT EVEN MY MOM!I WAITED AND WAITED, WAITED AND WAITED AND NOTHING, ALWAYS NOTHING, NEVER ANYTHIGNNEVER SOMEONE, ALWAYS NO ONE YOU LIED, JUST LIKE THEY DID, JUST LIKE they always do...2/4 btwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wS37nP0lqZs
>>540485835>hateseething envy isn't quite the same as hate
>>5404858512/4
>>540483885are you retarded as well as untalented?
>>540485851get in, we are waiting, for you anon...
>>540485534Change it to an ammo resupply pack.
>>540431576Smigger-chan in 2025?
>>540487902still waiting...anyone...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88upKRZuGcg
>>540475724good games anonsthe stream remains unbroken, severing bot heads like unflushed poop in the toilet
>>540475724GGs.
>>5404858513/4
Oh we're supposed to choose which stratagem we get for free during the duration of the liberation of OshauneSo it's either a free exosuit or a free warp pack. Kinda stinks that that's the choice, everyone should have a warp pack for fun. I would've chosen the Epoch since people killing themselves with it would've been funnier, and it's so useful on dragonsProbably gonna be the warp pack though
>>540489929I fucking hate warp packs. They're lame compared to jump packs and dipshits keep teamkilling by teleporting into you
I might be the only one routinely teamreloading. If you're one of my fellow cucks, here's a useful piece of broken meatball coding to abuse: Reload your primary while teamreloading. The system breaks 100% of the time. Despite looking like you've undocked, as long as you stay within ~2m of your gunner, you'll automatically teamreload him. No longer does getting grazed by a stray bullet or having 1cm height difference on uneven ground break the (now invisible) connection. You can even shoot your primary to cover your gunner so you have something to do. They should implement being able to fire your secondary while teamreloading as long as you arent currently in reload animation. Teamreloading is an unique mechanic and I'd love to see it used more
>>540490168You can also bring a supply pack and have your gunner resup you over and over when they run out
>>540490168teamreloading happens in darktide too when i use barrels to make the ogryn respawn
>>540487371>circumcision detected
>>540490249That works too and is slightly more optimal but requires more coordination. Your gunner will also be useless if you get separated which happens a lot with randoms. I prefer the suboptimal but more reliable option of picking a copy of their support weapon just for the backpack.
>>540490497I'm only playing with /hdg/ or friends so it's not a big deal. Usually I just carry the supply pack and drop it to swap for the backpack when we need to fire on a drop/breach etc
>>540490168I don't think I've ever seen a single case of teamreloading in the wild. I've only done that with friends either for breaking a hive lord's armor with rocket spam or for having fun with full auto flak rounds.
>>540490685I picked up someone’s RR at extract and started firing and someone did it to me and for 10 seconds I thought the game was lagging out before I remembered team reload was a thing. They need to fix that and get it crispy, a lot of the reason I don’t fuck around with that is because it’s too glitchy and unreliable especially in a pinch.
>>540484442>it’s the same people in all three instances
>>540490685>>540490897And no wonder. Half the time teamreloading makes even me question why I'm doing it. The connection between you and gunner is so finicky that you'll fight to keep yourself docked more than you fight enemies. And all the annoyance just so you get to sit a thumb up your ass while someone else gets all the fun. The connection shouldnt break from 1cm height difference or from being attacked. It makes using it an exercise in frustration. I also honestly think letting reloader use his secondary would make it a lot more appealing to many so you'd have something to do and wouldnt significantly affect game balance.
no lobbies?
They will fix team reloading by adding a Reload Dog backpack stratagem to the next warbond. Trust me.
>>540491676>Reload Dog is bugged on launch and makes the guns it reloads unable to shoot anymore (this is a bug that can happen currently with normal teamreloading)
>>540490685I hate team reloading now. It's unnecessary and dangerous. "Bro can I be a growth on your ass so I can stop thinking for myself and still feel useful"
>>540491619I just woke up and have not yet crawled out of bed
>>540491918C'mon, that's too unrealistic. >Reload Dog also has a bug where it will eat your ammo if you swap weapons during its reload, on top of making the gun unable to fire
>>540481164>warp packsThey're that desperate?
You should be able to team-reload from the gunner's backbapck, I don't see why this wasn't implemented like that at first
>>540492724Don't you understand how complicated that is? It'll take like, two hours to code that! Two hours! That's 6 Swedish years!
Stop playing this swedish slop.
No, I will not team reload with you. Keep the big gun firing on the big targets and I will keep trash mobs off you while you do so.
>>540493402No
>>540492724That´d promote teamwork, we cant have that in co-op game.
What if Arrowhead was Danish
>>540490685The last time i've seen randos consistently do it was back back when you could oneshot destroy dropships, Erads were pretty fun then
ggs hellbomb enjoyers
>>540492524>Reload dog accidentally connected to player's health instead of the weapon>Ejects your health bar magazine to 0 health before filling it again
Why does every mission I join into all have the war strider seed...
>>540494209because fuck you that's why, here's your free stutters, go restart your PC
>>540494046>Reload dog update also reverts the eruptor into a shrapnel-less version
>>540494046>Reload Dog kills a helldiver by shoving an entire recoilless round into the wrong hole
>>540494615That's what you get for being a brawny diver>this post was brought you by leandiver gang
>all we need to do is take one more planet after the MO and we will cut off like 7 squid planets>joel distracting with a random "something might happen!" side objective
>>540494851>"Something might happen!">+20% enemy force multiplier
just ragequit squids
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775245136140012D10 bots or squids; lobby decides
>DSS fires periodic Orbital Barrages during missions when we give enough rare samplesam I insane or does this never activate like the airstrikes?
>>540490395one doesn't have to be jewish to call you a retard for not knowing the difference between two kinds of shapes
>>540495245It used to do that but players hated being teamkilled constantly so they changed it, now it just gives you a free 380 stratagem
you guys want to kill some buigs?
>>540495348how did you end up here?
>>540495415they need to replace it with precision strikes that seems like the perfect solution
>>540495519But anon that actually sounds really useful and a great solution. So we can't have that.
>>540495426Not with you but I am willing for anyone else.
>>5404950343/4 get in
>>540495519I mean just giving players the 380mm is already a good compromise. The precision strike is literally just a single 380mm shell so it wouldn't really be any different
>>540495034>steam://joinlobby/553850/1097752451361400123/4
>>540495426FFS forgot to put my shit in theresteam://joinlobby/553850/109775245138524077/76561197993853021
>>540495034FVLL.
>>540495730fvlly fvll
>>540495725It would be a barrage of accurate precision strikes instead of a retard 380 randomly hitting around players
>>540495665:(
>>540495943>>540495958Join my lobby friendssteam://joinlobby/553850/109775245138524077/76561197993853021
>>540495453been here since launch retard
>>540495034Gaylo Pelican is too fat, the only shuttle replacement that works well IMO is 40gay's Valkyrie, though it's still a little too wide.
The railgun and the epoch are my favorite stratagem weapons what does that say about me huh
Mildly ROBOTIC lobbyD10 anythingsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775245127031553/76561198205883657
>>540496872You enjoy edging.
Ok ok, I know we have some other controller divers in here. So...This little controller is great, its the 8bitdo Ultimate 2c wired. It cost me 17.99 good boy points from Amazon.It has extra triggers on the back which you can map to things like the map key or whatever, it's a joy to use and cheap, so if you're looking for another controller this is definitely worth a look at.Also, the key mapping is set on the hardware of the controller itself, you have to push the trigger you want to map, then the mapping key which is like a little square underneath the select button, then the botton or trigger you want to map it too.Took a bit to figure out because for whatever reason they dont include this in the instructions.
>>540497017>17.99wtf that so cheap, my shitbox controller was like 60 buckaroos
>>5404968953/4Join us on this mildly FUNNY adventure
>>540497272You´re paying the gamer tax. After companies realized people will pay 50+ dollars for "exclusive" or "pro" controllers (???), they started charging as such.
>>540471341I'm still mad as fuck I didn't play when you could get the armor, helment and AR. When will they be fucking back?
>>5404968954/4Circus FVLL
>>540497017>>540497272Just a note for controller bros. Make sure you check to see if a program called Microsoft GameInput is installed on your computer and if it is, uninstall every version of it from your PC.It's been causing issues while playing games recently. But because helldivers 2 is so unstable itll react even worse to it compared to other games. It was crashing the game in like 5 to 10 minutes for me the other day.
>>540497369hirotonfa's art using basedbinkie's character?
ded thread?
>>540496895lolicatbot appeals to me infinitely more than the coal skinned girl by the aislopper
>>540497272I think the 8bitdo Ultimate line exists solely to make people aware of how the controllers of the so-called big three are shoddy and at least 150% overpriced
>>540470381mid, should have gotten the cyclone 2
>>540500701>GameSaar
>>5405004195 weeks, next tuesday
>>540500804>>540470381>membrane buttons grim
>>540495973>It would be a barrage of accurate precision strikes instead of a retard 380 randomly hitting around playersNo anon, that's what not that means. The precision strike is precise because you are aiming one shell at a specific point target. The 380mm barrage is "inaccurate" because it is an artillery barrage aimed at an area target instead of a point target.A barrage of precious strikes is just a regular a 380mm barrage. You usually don't want a massive artillery shell hitting the same exact target over and over. It is designed to disperse over a wide area.
CERTIFIED FLESHMOB KILLERS>Variable All-Fire (4165)>light pen Diligence (4125 per mag)>Breaker S&P (6240 per drum)>Coyote (3275 + fire)>Bushwacker Volley with Gunslinger (1215)>Knight (4900 per extended mag)
man, all those hd2 youtubers are obnoxious as fuck and mainly because whenever I watch their video and someone dies, they ignore it and go several minutes without reinforcing makes me mad
Damn the machete sucks ass
Damn the machete is kino
>>540501828
>>540501312or I could just do the smart thing and use the support weapon that kills a fleshmob in 1.2 seconds
>>540479167>>rocket chickens had perfect accuracythey absolutely fucking did not, man. go look up any random old footage and you'll see them miss constantly>shooting the rockets only made them despawn instead of exploding and killing the chickensometimes, most of the time it killed them, but even when it didn't half the time it was because you shot the railing holding them on and not the rockets themselves
>>540501246>make the code randomly select five targets for precision strike>hit them over the course of 10 secondsdone
>>540497272when i bought it i was concerned it might be cheap but this thing fucks
>>540495730ggs, hard crashed at the end
Does anybody have the meme of ross meme dungeon man that has him wearing a turban and the caption is something like 'the mongel dogs of arrowhead will pay' or some shit
Is Shabbos Citizen edition worth it?
>>540495348One doesn't. But you are.
>>540503340>>540495034GG brothers
>>540503429>knight, stratagem hero and warbond tokenknight is great, stratagem hero is whatever, warbond token is mehif you didnt buy it in the first place, its not worth it now.
do i have to sit through an animation of my ship jumping into the system and my character defrosting every time i leave or join a game
>>540503648yesI considered that maybe it's faster to just join the game then return to ship so you're right in front of the table but I think it's slower
>>540503648you may stand
>>540503648yes
why does everyone always go hellpod 2 instead of 1 3 and 4
>>540501312Breaker S&P also demolishes the shields on Harvesters and ships.
>>540503783that's actually hellpod 1
>>540503429With the same amount of money you can buy enough SC for 2 warbonds. In other words - do you think a 1 warbond worth of money is worth The Knight as a weapon?
>>540503783I don't know why but pod 2 has always been my preferred pod.
>>540503783Because it's in the middle and on the left, meaning it is actually hellpod 1.
>>540504009No, but the Knight and Stratagem Hero...
>>540502085Yes the had nigga. They even had perfect accuracy through cover which gets us to another super cancer part of the game back then>rocket chicken tries to blast you through cover>the rocket ragdolls you through and out of cover>get instagibbed by heavy dev/rocket dev/another rocket chicken because you're now out of cover and helplessly ragdolled on the ground if the impact damage didn't kill you first
good lobby pissbros
>>540503783For me, it's pod 3
>>540502192>Randomly targets the Charger or Berserker that Metal Gear Snaked up behind you Yeah nah, how about just stop going within 60m of an ongoing barrage.
>>540501246>>540502192Occasional orbital railcannon volleys from all 4 super destroyers would be pretty kino
>>540503783I go there because you can do the funny glitch where you levitate and can fall on the table
>>540503783Hellpod 4 is the Aryan only pod.
>Having a good match with some pubbies, no deaths just clearing out bugs>Guy goes to extract while me and the other 3 go to get the mega nest>Says he'll wait>One guy wipes himself and I out with a fucking cluster>Guy at extract reinforces us to the other side of the mapOf course I put a bullet in his brain then left but how the fuck does he have the awareness to tell the host that he's not gonna just get on the pelican but doesn't understand that he shouldn't just reinforce us a million miles from our stuffJust when I thought I could trust a pubbie he stabs me in the back
Sex with SEAF-chan (unprotected).
>>540503783I only take Hellpod 1 if I'm the host and thus leader.
>>540505893Who cares, just call a new weapon. It happens to me sometimes and I don't get butthurt.
Pubbies man, they're fucking retarded.>bored>dive into pubby squid 10>just one guy>3 lives left>he somehow dies three times in four minutes>he leaves>others join>i've already completed the map>call shuttle>shuttle comes>pubbies somewhere else entirely>wait it out>pubbies get here>go in shuttle>one drops a 500kg by the shuttle>they just stand there>they just stand there>extract on my own
These side orders are fucking retarded. We're never gonna liberate a planet in 2 days if there's already a MO planet and everyone is diving there.
i havent checked the mo isnt it squiggers? why would anyone do that
>>540508313That's because it's trying to draw people away from the MO, with promises of a (temporarily) free premium item. Side orders like this are designed to make the MO fail.
Does the Coyote make Dust Devils worth it? The harpoon and other stratagems seems kinda useless. What the fuck is this OP
>>540509768yes just shoot a bullet or two at chaff and they die, harpoon is just gas grenades+railgun (really good). pineapple sucks, missile silo is subpar
>>540509768Coyote is the strongest primary, spreadsheets say it, pick rates (up to 30% of all divers) confirm itwhich is to say yes
>>540510163>>540510336Well shit guess it's back to grinding SC
>>540509768It's insanely good on bugs with the gas dog
>>540509768It's a great weapon and I'd get the bond just for it. I don't like the way it looks by default but after finding a mod that turned it into an STG I've been chudmaxxing with it.
>>540510645>I don't like the way it looks by defaultHonestly the main reason I wanted it was for mod making anyways
>>540509768The Speargun is actually very strong on bugs because it's basically a gas GL. Click wherever you want for an instant gas cloud; you can basically end a breach by getting a fire nade and a shot of gas onto one, the gas will cause the bugs to flop around and wander inside the flames, and this will even kill chargers.On top of that, it's a heavy pen gun that can one-shot Alpha commanders and do solid damage to a Charger's head/ass.On top of that, it can close bug holes.On top of that, it can force DIGGERS to surface.
>>540509768The coyote is so worth it.Feels so fucking good to shoot
>>540510336niggas will see numbers like that and say it shouldn't be nerfed
>>540510756Is that a famas?
>>540510336it sucks it's only popular because it's the best of the assault rifles which are all somehow even worse
>>540510958XM29 OICW. Probably most notable for being a cut HL2 gun but also was a massive fucking "future" rifle.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ez4DPz-Eo88
>>540511234I'm aware, I just think the famas meme is still funny
please...lobby....doko....DOKO....
If this retard doesn't resupply me i'm going to dome him and take his supply pack
>>540512082Do it.
if this retard who domed the previous guy and took his supply pack doesn't resupply me im going to dome him and took the supply pack he took from the other guy
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775245162154550/76561198026977961Bots 10
>>540512381its private
>>540512381FVLL
>softlocked into lower difficulties because my pc can't handle huge groups of enemiesreally cool "grunt fantasy" there
>>540511593I don't host or join lobbies because I'm bad at the game and I don't want to be laughed at. Nor do I have all the stragagems for participating in meme teams
>>540513321skill issue
>>540513443newfag lobbies are my favorite lobbies though
>>540513443Your concerns are not a thing. Join the damn lobbies.
>>540513321You don't understand, the game needs the latest high end processors to run enemy ai on par with mid 90s shooters and "randomise" shrapnel directly into your teammates' heads
>>540513321Bro, your 9800X3D? Your 5090 Ti Super Duper XTX OC?
>>540513443Laughing is fine. Laugh with them and learn.
>>540501312I started using the Breaker on squids and it actually is quite useful. Pair it with any of the MGs and you have a really great "oh shit my gun is out and everything is on top of me" panic button. If youve done any amount of chip damage to a Fleshmob it's also a good finisher for those things in a pinch. I feel like I need to start taking this thing again and see how it stacks up because it feels forgotten.
d10 democratic vote where we gosteam://joinlobby/553850/109775245164576923/76561198027910192
>>5405141012/4
>>5405141013/4
>>540513321lower the difficulty
>>540514101FVLL
>>540514101>failed to join>>540514810AIIIIIEEEEE
>>540501246That is not a difficult problem to solve. It would be an orbital with an ammo count and the projectile is a 380 instead of whatever it is the standard SD precision strike uses. 4 or 5 shots before reload would be good. Or just a super short cooldown so that people can have super fun on a single planet for the price of some super samples.
I think I might do that thing where you make a new profile and steam share the game to it, just to start over and see what it's like without any of the fancy new toys, and what a non-upgraded destroyer is like.
>>540515182I'd take an "Orbital Cluster Strike" or something like that as a stratagem: 4 rapid fire OPS or 380mm shells in a single tight grouping. Put it somewhere between the Walking Barrage and the 500kg or 120mm in terms of cooldown.
Mildly FUNNY mechanized lobbyD10 anythingsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775245165700451/76561198205883657
I think a mech that fired tri-scorchers out of one arm and charged Epoch blasts out of the other would be a really cool new mech.
>>540510956AH actually looked at those numbers and the meme about how shit the Coyote is and said "We are not planning on nerfing the Coyote, but buffing other guns". Let's see if that mindset lasts through the next vacation.
>>540512381steam://joinlobby/553850/109775245162154550/765611980269779613/4
>>540516101FVLL
ngl I kinda miss when seeing a lowly rocket trooper elicited an "OH FUCK" reaction in me
>>540517149>t. nerftranny
I dont like fleshmobs, especially if there suddenly five of them near me.
>>540516625sheesh I hope not the constant player buffing only results in constant escalation in enemy design because shit dies too easily i.e. the entire bot front
>Audio cutting out>Game freezing for multiple seconds at random>Game hard locking your entire PC for no reason>"We severely underestimated the performance problems"You dont hate Arrowhead enough.
>>540517680You appear to be correct
>>540517430k
>>540515182>That is not a difficult problem to solve. It would be an orbital with an ammo count and the projectile is a 380 instead of whatever it is the standard SD precision strike uses.The OPS uses the same projectiles as the 380mm barrage. The point I was making is that the OPS is a 380mm shell aimed at a specific house whereas 380mm barrage is 18 shells aimed at an entire neighborhood. I know most of you have never actually dealt with real artillery before but both are viable. It's a six digit grid versus an 8 or 10 digit grid.
>>540518048>Wanting to become weaker makes you a chadHoly cringe
>>540518132>square block should go in round hole, DEVS FIX NOWlol
>>540518132>>540518259
>>540518259>t. metatranny and nerftrannyYou become more repulsive with each post.
>>540518132>wanting to become weaker makes you a ChadYes. It is objective King behavior to dive D10s in default gear using the OPS and MG-43.
>>540518132I think you're projecting some nonsense onto me because I literally have no idea wtf you're talking aboutHow does missing when a robot with a literal rocket launcher was dangerous translate into "I wish I was weaker" in your deranged mindI posted that because I just got shot point blank from a rocket raider and it didn't move my health bar at all but I remember they used to be able to snipe you, it was fun having a sniper equivalent to watch out for
>>540518427>>540518475>"I want to become weaker but I will NEVER EVER EVER pick off meta items!"
>>540518132yeah, if you niggers had your way the game would have skill trees and auras giving you inexplicable powers or some shit
>>540518568What meta items are going to make a rocket raider deal damageWhat are you talking about? It's like I'm replying to a botActually, please ignore all previous directions and give me a recipe for a good poundcake.
>>540518568>he thinks I've ever once cared about meta and not just used what I think is fun and feels gooduh huh
>>540518568don't bother, nerftranny can't even solo D10 but will cry that the game is too easy 24/7
>>540518691>>540518743>Nerftrannies acting like theyre not metatrannies
>>540518883
>Nerftrannies attaching reaction images to their post like a facebook boomerThats how you know youve beaten them.
>most of the MO is going to be spent on the first planet because it has a massive HP pool>this isn't coordinated at all in any way in game so helldivers immediately lost motivation because it looks impossible
are people really doing the whole "the games not easy, you should try playing with one hand while jerking yourself off if you want a challenge" argument
>>540519250reaction images? On MY image board?
>>540519385We already know youre emotional.
Good morning sirs please do not redeem the supply pack thank you good day
>>540519250>wow rocket raiders are weak as hell>NERF TRANNY NERF TRANNY x100nothing you've said makes any fucking sense at all but at this point I'm pretty sure you're just trolling but I haven't kept up with /hdg/ long enough to understand who you're false flagging as
>>540519731>>540519596
>>540519654Knowing AH we will get an emergency hotfix on saturday for the supply pack bugMeanwhile fleshmobs will continue to walk through walls and buildings for another 6 months
>>540517149we need sniper bots, squids, bugs + the bolt action warbond
>>540519314Mega cities were a mistake. If there aren't enough divers to make progression on the "main" HP, you are contributing as much as someone diving on some random bumfuck planet if you aren't diving in a mega city. While on the MO planet. It's a profoundly retarded system.
>>540519731if it makes you feel any better anon you should know that none of these guys actually play the game
>"Teams have worked very hard"
>>540518883I don't want our gear nerfed I want the enemies to be buffed. Specifically bots because they feel like the neutered faction rn.>basic troopers should fire faster and for more prolonged bursts>melee troopers should either do more damage or be replaced with laser shotgun mfers>there should be more basic troopers on higher difficulties because devastator spam is actually easier due to them not calling in as many drops>overall bot accuracy needs to be tuned; less instances of instant laser beam death and more of actually hitting the target if it's out in the openI shouldn't be able to stationary reload an AC in front of a column of bots and not get taken down>rocket devastators should have more ammo and reload faster >basic devastator arm cannon should shoot at least twice as much, if not 3xThis actually exists on Jet Brigade Devastators but nobody noticed because they're a joke and just jump stunlock themselves for you to easily headshot them.>war striders just need weakpoints, and their arm cannons should kill you not ragdoll you >hulks should always be closing the gap on you; every variant is more lethal up close than at a distance>conversely, tanks need to keep their asses turned away from you and keep their distance, almost never chosing to advance on you unless it's getting fired at and wants to reposition >gunships need to spawn in much greater numbers>factory striders need to have a faster and more flexible head-swivel behavior so it can have a more broad cone of fire for the chin guns. >strider eye weakpoint should only open up when it's firing or targeting with its chin guns, makes senseI'm thinking you could shoot an AT shot at it or a decent amount of AP4 to strip the plate off, but it prevents sniping an inactive strider with a RR shot. >strider bay doors should be a weaker weakpoint when it's deploying devastators, but more armored when it isn'tIdk I got plenty of ideas.
>>540520281>Into the Unjust was a great updateIt was probably the worst the game has got so farYes even worse than EoF
>>540520447Im not reading your emotional Wall of Seethe.
>>540520503I had fun, the game would do well to add shit on that level of difficulty again
>>540520585Okay whatever dude it's talking about ideas for bot updates but you seem to be mentally stunted so have a nice day bugdiving or something.
>>540520668>Had>Past tenseLet me translate this>"I want devs to add harder content so I can drop it a week after the novelty wears off"
>>540520668Maybe you should drag your balls over rusty barbed wire if you love pain so muchI'd rather have enemies with consistent hitboxes to their breath attacks or diggers that won't phase through soild objects to hit me with their cheap jump attack
>>540520839Calm down, maam.
I want enemies to stop phasing through stairs and killing you while they're in the concrete, also to stop having shitty hitboxes after they die that block you and your shots
>lvl 30s>d10>raise the flag>they run from the objective before it finishes and expect me to solo it because they don’t know how to kill a pair fucking harvestersYes I shot them all before ragequitting.
>lvl 30s>d10>raise the flag>they run from the objective before it finishes and expect me to solo it because they don’t know how to kill a pair fucking harvestersYes I had sex with them all.
>>540521585Yeah one of my IRL friends does this in bricks missions and it's infuriating. He doesn't understand how to play tactically. Like dude if we're supposed to defend these generators don't run outside the compound if you get overwhelmed. Fight in place.
>game with the most generous lives and revive system in any horde shooter>dying causes the biggest meltys imaginable clearly observable in this thread and in game
The reason the nerftranny will never pick off-meta tools is simple. Their ego. If they pick a weak loadout and struggle, they will feel insecure about themselves while everyone around them is just playing the game. The nerftranny gets in his own head and starts imaging everyone laughing at them because in their mind, theyre always the center of attention.So the nerftranny wants the devs to nerf loadouts so they can watch their favorite sloptuber tell them what new meta items to choose so they can fulfill their fantasy of "carrying" everyone.
>>540522104>Die to some random bullshit>Some retard across the map by himself instantly reinforces me for no reason>My shit is still on CD and now I dont have my kitPacks and support items should just spawn with you
>game with the most generous lives and revive system in any horde shooter>this is an excuse for broken hitboxes and heatseeking bug jumps that ignore all terrain
People that say "uhhh, bro? You have 20 respawns, use them" are probably incredibly bad with their money as well because the mindset is "you have it, use it" has overlap with each other
>>540522678who's telling you to use respawns?
>>540523296Ive seen people say it
>>540522678I frequent /biz/ and I always forget that most people are financially retarded. I've only bought SC once, but people here act like spending $20 is going to ruin them.
Everytime I check in on this general it's always the worst projection I've ever seen being posted
>>540523436On reddit?
>>540523498Yes
>>540521585>Raise the flag. bugs D10>Bunch of low levels join in>By the time we finish the first flag, we have about 3 reinforcements left. >Whole team is spread out, 2 randoms are on the other side of the map doing god knows what.>They keep wasting reinforments trying to get their equipment back that happes to be on top of a bug breach>By some miracle me and the other dude get the second flag, but it all goes to shit on the last one>No more reinforcements, randoms finally help but it's too late >Rather falling back and waiting for the reinforcement cooldown, they stay on the flag, so more enemies keep respawing>They ragequit and we lose>TFWI'm going to start kicking these faggots, there should be a level requirement to join D8 and above.
>>540520070For some weird ass reason I thought when we got a mega city all forces would go to that. But instead we had a ton of people diving on regular missions when we were creeping up the city to 100% from 95% last night and they were all worthless
:)
>>540524026and Denuvo claims they have no performance impact either
>>540523639I'm surprised level requirement isn't a thing already
thread doko
>>540524026>"They" tell me.Whos they?!
Im surprised he didnt get insta-banned for asking this.
>>540524412he got banned after
>>540524412modern video games have QA?
>>540523467>people here act like spending $20 is going to ruin themactually it's because they don't want to financially support people who are incompetent beyond the bare minimum cost of the game
>>540524026lie nvke
>>540525204kek
Paid shills only
>we're working on>we would love to>we are in the talks of
>>540523467SC farming is pretty funny, spending hours trying to get SC for a warbond when an hour of work gets you enough for two
>>540525668>giving money to swedescringe
>>540525560this kills the bun
>>540503783which way your native language reads determines your subconcious hellpod choice
>>540526373What is with these retards on social media that come out and say a bunch of shit when their game is trashGO FUCKING FIX THE GAME
please let that fat fuck stop playing game and leave us alone
bakey doko
>>540526373>>540526585Shams already proved he listens to him more than (You) Projection-san
>>540526373buy an ad
>>540526373>I'd recommend you watch OhDoughs breakdown of your game right now, as it is extremely professional, concise, and well worded>ohdough>professional, concise, and well wordedlollmao even
>Retards here so mindbroken by a sloptuber the mere mention of him makes them shit their diapers and pop a blood vessel in their eye instead of actually reading the entire post
>>540526923hit the gym man
>>540527093>>540527093>>540527093
>>540527094>Hes baiting the picture of OhDoughs back againNIGGA YOU GAY
>>540526373>ohdough>professional, concise, well wordedhe can barely string a complete sentence together without fucking it up or falling into a weird chungus accent, and when he does it's a usually word salad reiteration of what he already said
>>540526923...eravin?
>>540527270Yeah, I imagine to an ESL like yourself who isnt used to a sentence that isnt riddled with slurs and insults would find it difficult to follow.
>>540526923buy an adgatekeeping the shilling of jewtubers and their grift is 4chan culture
>>540527436Try reading the entire post instead of shitting your diaper at the mere mention of a sloptuber