Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050501797>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Stars & Visionshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644>Episode 3 Endings Guidehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245# News:>Announcement schedule rescheduled; no more monthly teasers due to spoilers. Future announcements will happen only as needed.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/523092648628585985# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>540119912
First for /ss/
Baking at page 5 is a massive faggot manuever.
>>540432172Sir, we fuck little sisters here.
post grandpa plowing the surgeon.
>>540432207All while we were nominating images to use for the next OP too.
KYB
>>540432529>weAnon it’s literally just you and me here
>>540432529aww, too bad we didn't get a degenerate footfag image, huh?
>>540432716Nigga we were literally voting, we have one or two extremely vocal footfags at most. No, you wanted *your* fetish up.
>>540432958This is beautiful who’s the artist?
>>540432789i love the game too much to fetishise anything (except the obvious) about it or jerk off to the characters.
The subreddit mods truly hate the game lmfao
>>540433006You loved the game so much the same time you tried making a thread with this OP image you baked 250 posts before the bump limit. I think you're just a faggot.
>>540433042Why are you on reddit to begin with
>>540433108It’s kind of funny how you think that guy is me.
>>540433108take your meds.
>>540433196I assumed as much because you're going out of you way to justify his bad behavior.
>>540433247https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/filename/IMG_3565.jpg/image/Zh5qYRWq23gyzFAl7oZQ3A/
>>540433108The bump limit on /vg/ is 750, but yes baking on Page 5 is premature. We ALWAYS wait for Page 8 before baking, except for the dipshit who baked this thread. Based on the squabbling and stupid ragebait speech patterns he employs, it's literally just malice. You know the rules:
>>540433042Because they feel like they're directly competing with Nemlei with their shitty fetish fanfic.
>>540433498This time I didn’t. Take your meds anon.
>>540433498Fair enough.
>>540433602must be a butthurt footfag, because why else would he react like that?
No October devlog, I'm shadowdropping the update at a random time this century.
When is the first Coffin collab coming?
>>540433264nta or the OP but you're being totally ridiculous over shit that doesn't matter
>>540433969This shit is just disturbing to look at desu
>>540433997I’m the OP and I find it hilarious. Tbf I actually felt bad about ruining someone’s day at first but now I’m having too much fun watching him get triggered.
>>540433997>nta or the OP, but I'll type the exact same ESL crap as both (Me)
>>540434263Please stop responding to him, we figured out the game since he keeps drawing attention to it, don't feed him.
>>540434263Man, what?
>>540434326Nah I’m good.
>>540434263uh oh, schizo moment
>>540434326It's at least 3 people at this point so who is this "him" for you?
>>540412543I think historical conversations are cool, but at the same time I think people overemphasize history as a justification or detraction of something rather than trying to be objective and evaluating the merits of something in and of itself. Ideally a justification will include analysis as well as including precedent, as the latter helps contextualize the former.
I don't get it. You can make a new thread at 700 posts and use anything as the OP if you want. It just doesn't matter
>>540434640Except that's not what happened. You just made an incorrect argument and then had a fit.
>>540434705Seriously. I am the OP and fwiw I didn’t see anyone talking about voting I just saw the thread on the catalog had hit the image limit so I baked. I wont do it again, but seeing his reaction I can’t promise others wont just to trigger him.
>>540433042The subreddit is so bad in a way so different from what this would imply.The game is a horny game, I understand that, its horny constantly. But its also well written and all about relationships between the characters and their psychology and dynamics. That's why its good. Its a well written game thats latently and intermittently overtly sexual, not a porn game. And you see that reflected in this general, with people being interested in the characters as characters and the dynamic of their relationships.The subreddit is just porn. Its just pure porn post after porn post completely divorced from the substance of the game. Nobody is seriously talking about the game. Its like a rule 34 subreddit, not the main subreddit for the game.
>>540434861What are you talking about? I'm responding to the meta-conversation about historical precedent rather than the argument itself. Calm the fuck down.
>>540434981But there wasn't one. >calm downProjection? There's no aggression here
>>540432563This is beautiful and it needs to be more common.
>>540434875>>540432487>I didn’t see anyone talking about voting I just saw the thread on the catalog had hit the image limit so I baked.>Couldn’t upload the image I wanted to use so die mad.Which is it? It can't be both. You don't get to act all smarmy and feign level-headedness now after being nothing but confrontational for the last half hour.
>>540435083The conversation was about history, and I'm saying while history is cool it's not an argument for or against anything in and of itself, I have no horse in whatever argument was taking place and in fact barely read most of it since I don't care about faggot flame wars. I am simply leapfrogging off of a post last thread to say something interesting to break up the cycle of trolling this thread started with.
>>540434948To be fair that describes this thread most of the time too. Its a highschoolers dumping ground and if anyone tries to engage with the game itself and talk about it most posters immediately back down like a student faking a book report or just shitpost.
>>540435223That’s not me lol
ask your sibling to cuddle
>>540435223Bro, he literally doesn't care, hence why he started the thread early. You're being trolled, you can't corner him with a gotcha when he doesn't actually care about being right or wrong.
>>540435343Noooo stahp. I care SO much about him bro. Kek.
>>540434948>intermittently overtly sexual, not a porn gameI wish more games could talk about sex without being pornographic. Coffin has risen above the likes of Silent Hill 2 in that respect to be honest>The subreddit is just pornHaggot porn, at that. With a subreddit-sponsored momcest fetish mod stickied at all times.
>>540435279That's not true. This thread is perfectly capable of having interesting discussion aside from just purely sexual things, the problem is that we also have people here who shit up the thread on purpose.
>>540435229Well no it wasn't and in the future you should do a better job of establishing who you even are before jumping into a dead post chain's argument. Your original post >>540434640 sincerely reads like poor satire in its construction so I'd recommend reevaluating your prose and self expression as well
>>540435156she was thinking about her brother while fucking brad pitt and it made him abusive and violent so they divorced. not even giga chad can break a sibling bond.
Sprite Supremacy!
>>540435487The fuck you mean I should do a better job of establishing who I am? It's an anonymous image board you insufferable pseud, you jumped up my ass because you wanted to be right about something without actually attempting to understand what my post was about.
>>540435343Are you just trolling now or something this is just kind of unnecessary
>>540435541>not even giga chad can break a sibling bond.As God and Nemlei intended. Mashallah.
>>540435541If anyone is going to have unusual sexual proclivities, it would be hollywood actors and actresses.
>>540435631I was not aggressive with you and was just being helpful. I thought you were one of the original posters. I'd appreciate if you matched my tone and kept it friendly. We've probably connected as friends anonymously countless times in this thread.
>>540435561Agartha is for snow sprites, but Hyperborea is your sister’s womb.
Just report obvious the off-topic/troll posts. If the mods do a global nuke of his posts (including the thread itself), we can regroup in the old thread since it's got another 3-4 hours in it anyway.
>>540435892Why are you doing this to this thread
>>540435892They probably won’t. It’s only one guy who’s butthurt.
>>540435856You're acting like your post was conciliatory when you accused me of throwing a fit over an argument I had literally no part in. It's like you got scared of the idea of having a cool conversation.
>>540435561>Sprite SupremacyI'm going to be real, NGN is one of Nemlei's weakest games. Coffin is obviously the best, but Better Half is probably her best work aside from that even if I'm not gay.
>>540436104But I didn't accuse you because you later clarified that you're not the original person. This is also what I mean by establishing who you are. I have no problem with you at all
>>540436197I like how you can see the inspiration for LeyLey in Tal or whatever the little sister’s name was.
We can all unite under hussies, right?
>>540436357That's because Nemleiverse=Real
>>540436369>jewlia>in an SS uniform It’s sistaffel not hussystaffel.
So is this thread just fetishists talking about goth sibling fucking forever or is there actual content in this game that is worth caring about?
>>540436357I wanted to slap that smug cunt so badly
>>540436615Yes, it's a horror game with 9 hours of content so far with more to come.
I went looking on vg specifically for this game. Open thread, only to see all the post not actually talking about the game just thread drama. K bye.
>>540436761The only ending people know about is the incest ending, and its featured as a bullet point on the Steam page. This 9 hours of content you claim exists is literally just set dressing for fetish content. I could open up PornHub right now and find oodles of fucking hours of this shit for free.
How VERY organic
>>540437118Right on the cooldown, too.
What job did Ashley actually want before signing up to become a handjob artist?
>>540437572Pp be nonexistent
>>540436628Bratty lolis are for loveing not for slapping
>>540436615The game is carried on the characters being entertaining/interesting and enjoyable to watch as they interact with each other, and the general Invader Zim-ish vibe of the world.There is a horny aspect of the game but if that was all there was to it nobody would care about it. The ways in which its horny are a legitimate part of the story its trying to tell and the characters and relationships its about. The game actually reminds me a lot of Wuthering Heights. It has a surprisingly similar energy and emotional core.
>>540437572>>540437741https://files.catbox.moe/kkkyl3.jpeg
>>540437414Botanist
>>540436964>ask question>get answer>NUH UH Fuck off.
>>540437414Seems like that's something they're going to circle back to that will be meaningful, that there was something she actually had some kind of genuine enthusiasm for when otherwise the only thing she really cares about is Andrew.It had to be something that wasn't completely absurd to even apply for when I don't even think she had a high school degree. So it wasn't being a doctor or something. It wasn't something that required any degree, and seemingly not something that has some kind of training because she was acting as though if accepted she would be starting the actual job immediately.
>>540436615It's a nice psychological drama written first and foremost as a passion project. It has a certain early 2000s vibe style and atmosphere as the likes of Yume Nikki and Silent Hill 2. As the other poster said, it also have the John Vasquez Zim's kind of dark humor, but it's also grounded on the character personal journey as well. To get a broader perspective, Coffin is the last step of a larger evolution of an author that has been doing passion projects for a long time, the nature of her body of work has been about consistent themes, mostly about romantic and idealism values. If any of this sound interesting for you, i suggest that you watch some non-comentary playtrought on youtube and see for yourself if it's for you. Nemlei has demostrated to be a really remarkable writer, at least in creating narratives with strong ideas that are devoted to their premises. They aren't "epic" or so to speak, but they have an immense charm from their imaginative world and really passionate and honest portrayal of the human condition.
So is this game still being updated with story or another game? I keep seeing post about it still being "updated"
https://files.catbox.moe/8la03d.pngWould Ashley still love Andrew like this?
another cursed image has been posted in /calg/
>>540439689I think so. But she would probably bully him a lot more. As he couldn't put her back in place with his
>>540439654I don't think i get your question, but the project still in early access, and is in ongoing episodic format. New major updates means a new episode released.
>>540439654Two more chapters are on their way; the latest one released in April. Nobody knows when Episode 4 will come out, but last October it was implied that Ep4 could take another year to come out, so maybe we'll get it by the end of 2025?
>>540439869>>540439885Episodic releases. I got it. Thank you. I'm really interested but I think I might just wait till it's completely finishedDon't want to forget things and lose hype waiting.
>>540440136You'll be waiting a while unfortunately. It might not be fully completed for another year or two.
>>540440797Damn. Who knows if I'll be alive still. I understand art and passion projects go at their own pace but damn dude.
>>540440136I'm afraid there's has been certain radio silence from the team for awhile. This project may be finished in another three years, and yet it's all uncertain. They closing the discussion threads was a bad omen.
>>540441340My first thought for the discussion being closed was due to (w)incest topic spam. Not good to hear the radio silence part. More concerning.
Herr Mannelig herr Mannelig trolofven i migFör det jag bjuder så gernaI kunnen väl svara endast ja eller nejOm i viljen eller ej:
>>540441882Yes
>>540441340>>540441819Checked out the steam page for info. They mentioned why. For spoiler reasons. I believe it. Hope you fans keep it alive.
>>540442594This is old. I was referring to what's has been going after. Like the aforementioned closing of the discussion threads for example. Since then, we haven't heard anything else.
>>540438845Buck Andrewgel
What's up /calg/?Goonin hard or hardly goonin?
>>540444695I haven't masturbated in 6 years due to depression
>>540444695Oh my god you can't just say things like that...
>>540445130That's crazy. I masturbate daily BECAUSE of depression!>>540445250'course I can! What are they gonna do, call the cops?
>>540445460HAVE YOU NO SHAME
>>540445797Nope! I'm pretty sure that got stuck in your half
>>540445460I know a girl who does that. Depression goonette due to childhood trauma since 8 years old. What's kinda sick(weird)is that she's engaged with one of the persons who ruined her youth. Stockholm syndrome? Idk. She's not ask there and tries to goon often with me on vr.Video games.
>>540446015Wifey
>>540439042Horticulturalist seems more likelyYou need to go to school to become a botanist as botanists are scientists
>>540446139She's very sweet but has a lot going on. Diagnosed with all kinds of things. I'll be selfish and save my sanity. I do try to be there to listen when she needs it though.
>>540446741A simple classic
>>540446741
>>540446950>>540447037>>540447220
>>540447825Gross, now I have to wash my hands
>>540447990
>>540444695>>540445250Thiu's so cute. I would force him (them?) to bath, and give him (them???) kisses and cuddles as a reward. Yeah, he deserved the pushback, but he's still cute as hell.
>>540448551I'm not gay but same
>>540446015Does anyone else have the urge to knock up a degenerate NEET goonette and force her to accept sweeping changes to her lifestyle by imposing motherhood on her? I call it the Kit9 approach. I want to watch this foul woman nurture something and proudly watch it grow.
>>540449524No, but I get where you're coming from.
>>540449524It's a "Kit Niner", get it right.
>>540449524We've done lewd role-play sessions where she says she's going to wrap her legs around me as I'm busting a nut trying to pull out and she can trap me with a kid. It's hot as heck in the moment. In reality though, I have 0 idea what she would do with a child. I lean towards the darker thoughts.
>>540449831San Fransisco Kit-Niners
>>540450105"She" being your sister, right?
>>540449524No I don't want to get with a girl whose been with a bunch of guys and has mental illness. But that's like the most common type of girl so you can just go do that pretty easily
>>540450269For your fantasy gooning mind. Yes my sister. (Truthfully, no a sweet damaged woman. No relations. Sorry boner ruined, I know)
>>540438582>>540439556>>540439089Almost every post since these is some gooner shit. This is a porn game and you all know it. There is no art to be found here regardless of how much you want to cope about story or invader zim or some shit.
>>540451096I sometimes really should stop and reconsider if making effortposts is ever worth it on this site. You came to this general, about a game you already decided you don't like, and when you ask for explanations on the subject and get honest replies, you give us this. You already made up your mind before setting foot on this thread, so why bother? The games are alright, but if you are not interested, there's nothing we can do. The only one coping here is you after entering on the thread, and actually getting real answers instead of meme words salads like you are vomiting right now. I just can't stop getting disappointment by this site as the time goes one, it's disheartening.
>>540451096>no content for several months>general devolves into coomerbait and shitpostingSay it ain't so!
>>540451324>>540451390Can you stop replying to him. Holy shit
>>540451096This is you. "Uhh this isn't art, its just goon material. I'm right, you're wrong. Unworthy of praise or discussion. Stop talking"
>>540451475It's worth expressing discontent once in a while. Is actually constructive in some cases.
>>540451324this is a lot of crying over porn. its fascinating that you put this much emotional energy into defending something so utterly base.>>540451390its a cashgrab porn game devoid of any actual message. a teenage artist draws a goth girl with one of her eyes covered by her hair and you people shell out thousands of dollars for it. there was no content worthy of discussion to begin with>>540451481there is actually no artistic content there either. just because something is old and made of marble doesnt mean anything. i encourage you to write a sophisticated analysis of that piece and tell me what exactly is being communicated other than a general appeal to greek fertility.
>>540451638Considering we have nothing better to do in the meanwhile, may i ask what kind of answers did you expect? Or why are you even here? Are you disappointment that you couldn't confirm firsthand your suspicions on the matter, or what?
>>540451638No need for debate. Your mind is closed. Art is subjective. You cannot resonate with certain things so be it. "This isn't music, its just sounds!"
>>540451638>porn porn porn pornThere's zero porn in the game. Are you one of those faggoty zoomer purity warriors?
>>540451825>Are you disappointment that you couldn't confirm firsthand your suspicions on the matter, or what?A cursory read of the last 3 of these threads could confirm anyone's suspicions of this "game" beyond a shadow of a doubt. You are acting like 90% of this topic isn't dominated by edits of these two people having sex.>>540451827>Art is subjective. I could, through pure sophistry, wax poetically for hours about the philosophical merits of a picture of a monkey's dick. That does not make it art. If we are going to regress to such a ridiculous mean then these posts of mine you hate so much could be considered divine art beyond the wildest dreams of man and you would have no argument to counter it.>>540451974Mad!
>>540452116>A cursory read of the last 3 of these threads could confirm anyone's suspicions of this "game" beyond a shadow of a doubt. You are acting like 90% of this topic isn't dominated by edits of these two people having sex.Again, you didn't asked any of my questions really. Why are you here exactly? With what intent you partake this discussion?
>>540451096Its literally a good year in gaming if any one game comes out that has as much soul and artistry as coffin. If you can't see that because the game has a sense of fun and is partially about sex, a real world thing actual art is meant to engage with sometimes, you're a bug person.
I've noticed that past ~11pm EST the posters ITT become totally incapable of ignoring bait. It's my first time being up this late in a while, but I'm so used to waking up to ~50 points of you guys replying to the most newfaggot dogshit. Just let this raped bitch reply to nobody
>>540452208Fun police with a superiority complex.
>>540452303It's actually plainly easy to just be inquisitive when this kind of people barges in. They eventually will have to answer or just let them drown in their frustrated attempts of having the results they expected. Besides, it's actually useful, it keeps the general alive in the meantime that we wait for updates. Constructive discussion, even with this kind of people, result in interesting insight.
What music does Ashley and Andrew listen to? What video games does Ashley play? What books does Ashley read. I think I'm literally Ashley. She's literally me
>>540452673>What music does Ashley and Andrew listen to? I wonder if Andrew listen to music at all. As Ashley goes, maybe what Andrew would listen then. >What video games does Ashley play? I don't think they could afford it. >What books does Ashley read.Rhetorical question?
>>540452208Just for you I'll show you why exactly the first meaningful response fails to actually explain the topic in a meaningful way. Going off of >>540439556>It's a nice psychological drama written first and foremost as a passion project."Passion project" means nothing when anyone could be passionate about anything.>It has a certain early 2000s vibe style and atmosphere as the likes of Yume Nikki and Silent Hill 2.This is meaningless. It draws inspiration from the East. Many things do. What new ideas is this presenting?>As the other poster said, it also have the John Vasquez Zim's kind of dark humor, but it's also grounded on the character personal journey as well.Personal journey of what? There is nothing here but the idea of character development which every piece of fiction already provides.>Coffin is the last step of a larger evolution of an author that has been doing passion projects for a long time, the nature of her body of work has been about consistent themes, mostly about romantic and idealism values.Now we are barely getting somewhere. So the author wants to talk about the values of romance and idealism? What exactly then is being said here? I have read nothing in the way of an explanation as to how this particular author brings new perspectives on romance and idealism to the table through this game in any significant way. Yet again, one of the bullet points on the Steam page is just about how two siblings are romantically kissing. When you have to market your piece of media in that way, even if it is not a majority of the marketing, you are baiting fetishists to purchase your product through a base sexual channel.>honest portrayal of the human condition.Most humans do not experience the utterly retarded world of cannibalizing their parents and fucking their sibling. I don't know what to tell you. You can defend your slop as much as you please but scrolling through the thread you can see what the actual appeal of this game is.
>>540452116>wax poetically Why do only stupid people ever use this phrase. Not the idea it refers to, this exact phrase. Its a phrase that really sticks in stupid people's heads and that they like to use a lot. Obviously I understand why they'd feel insecure about failing to understand artistic and abstract discussions and ideas that are over their head. I understand why they'd want to assert that actually that kind of stuff means nothing and is all just hollow hot air, because that absolves them of not understanding it when it when in actuality what they're referring to is often very coherent and substantive, often not even hard to understand. I understand why they want to do that in general. But why do they use the specific phrase "wax poetic" like every single time.
>>540452823Who raped you?
>>540452823
>>540452892If this game was as deep as you say you wouldn't sperg out about something so insignificant. There is literally one guy in this thread trying to thoughtfully and honestly engage in this critique and you are making his job very hard. There could be some deeper meaning in this piece of media that speaks to narcissism, abuse, the excess of closeness of members of a family when rejected by society and so forth. But since you want to just seethe about people who have disdain for your fetish you continue you get nowhere when speaking to well adjusted people.
>his Kek plonked
>>540452823"People don't eat their parents." "This isn't how reality based relationships work!"Crazy. It's almost like it's made up fiction designed to keep people engaged and entertained.
>>540453263You're welcome to tell me in detail the purpose behind patricidal cannibalism and incest outside of being shocking for the sake of it and sexual to bring in fetishists.
>>540452823>"Passion project" means nothing when anyone could be passionate about anything.Not in an industrial age where most videogames fails to express a premise in earnest. In contrast to the actual state of the medium, Coffin is well elaborated, planned, and delivered. Not even a single trace of irony that break the immersions of the premise it delivers. >This is meaningless. It draws inspiration from the East. Many things do. What new ideas is this presenting?"New ideas" doesn't exists. The world is cyclical. Creation is like a pan of water, where there are countless of waves, and yet, is the same body and substance contained within, presenting change over the same existence. The true foundation of creativity is only deciding to express an ideal. "New things" are useless when they are half assed. >Personal journey of what? There is nothing here but the idea of character development which every piece of fiction already provides.Pointless to argue this. What are you? A retard?>Now we are barely getting somewhere. So the author wants to talk about the values of romance and idealism? What exactly then is being said here? I have read nothing in the way of an explanation as to how this particular author brings new perspectives on romance and idealism to the table through this game in any significant way. Again with this new nonsense. Art is entirely a personal matter. Quality is an attribute that is given by the eyes of the beholder. It seems that you wanted "something new"? But again, what would you idea of "innovation" even be? If you did your version of the story, then that would be part of your expression. >Most humans do not experience the utterly retarded world of cannibalizing their par-This argument is pointless... This is fiction for fuck sake. I suggest you to leave the thread. You not only not answered my questions, but already confirmed the fact that you decided deliberately to not understand our impressions.
>>540453427You do not have a single positive argument for your incest game and are just calling everything retarded for wanting a message that is innovative or unique. I hope you have fun masturbating to these two goth faggots for the rest of your life. I hear rope is cheap.
>>540453364No I'm not going to go in detail. Short and simple answer is because it's what the creators wanted. I am not the creator and will not speak on their behalf. Also my fetish is People who try to talk down on people's enjoyment. Was it your intention for me to engage with you? It worked.
>>540453364You didn't even play the game, you are deducing your impressions while deciding at the same time to ignore the source of your claims. While is understandable that for precognition alone you are not attracted to this for some personal matter, for the life of me, i still can't get what you pretended to even accomplish participating on this general if you just don't want to talk about this game. This is mental illness. Do you get off from the attention alone?>>540453606Fancy stories in your head about this and the other. Alright, goodbye, so long, cheers. The pleasure is all yours.
>>540453143But you're sperging out. Have you even played the game? It doesn't take long even if you go for all the endings up to this point.You can't simultaneously act like its worth your time to start a bunch of combative arguements in a thread about a game, to "thoughtfully engage in critique" about it, you can't show that your time is plentiful and unimportant enough to do that, but then act like your time is too valuable to actually play the very short game you're so worked up to talk about. Most people would, very sanely and non-retardedly, have zero interest in either "critiquing" or discussing a game they haven't played.
>>540452823>So the author wants to talk about the values of romance and idealism? What exactly then is being said here?This is a hard question to answer fully without spoilers, and because the story hasn't reached a conclusion yet. The story also usually presents things "as they are" without beating the player over the head with a moral endorsement or condemnation. You're left to draw your own conclusion about if and when the siblings crossed the line from doing terrible things to survive to victimizing others for their own benefit, for example, or how exactly you see the way Andrew dealt with having parenting Ashley forced on him from a young age. That ambiguity is part of what makes it so interesting.>new perspectivesThere is nothing new under the sun, but I'd say it explores codependency and the moral and psychological cost of doing bad things for the sake of someone you love in a way I haven't seen anywhere else.
>>540453143>If this game was as deep as you say you wouldn't sperg out about something so insignificant.Define "insignificant". Human experience is subjective, ence, all meaning inferred. You deliberately entered a thread that find the subject meaningful. I don't know what do you mean by this innovation nonsense and buzzwords you keep throwing at us, but you already made up your mind before this conversation even began. I suggest you that you search for the catalog for something more of your liking. Again, nobody will convince you of nothing you are not inclined to experience by yourself.
>>540436369Reminder that Adolf Hitler was so infatuated with his niece that after she an heroed he was literally inconsolable to the point people in his inner circle thought he might seriously follow her. He didn't yet and created a shrine to her in her bedroom at his München residence which he kept immaculate and would retreat to to reflect on the dates of her birth and death. His parents were also related (first cousins once removed iirc). TL;DR, Hitler was of Delphic extraction and tendencies and is therefore /calg/'s favourite dictator. Any association of the man of providence with HUSSY and FLOOZIE rhetoric will be taken to trial in the Delphic Volksgerichtshof.
>>540451475I honestly don't think the replies to him are making anyone here look bad or getting him anywhere. If anything he's sort of functioning as a catalyst to make people realise how much they like the game.
>faggot enters the thread>demands that you beg him to play the gameI cannot fathom why you people entertain posts like this. Who cares if some literalwho likes Coffin or not? Let them think they're above it. They do not matter. They're not real people. Holy shit I'm so sick of seeing walls of text engaging with the worst faith posts I've ever seen
>>540453952You are reading the thread wrong. This exchange demonstrate that this general exists for a good reason. Also, "bad faith posts" like this stupidity on display make an example. I don't see why not discussing the matter on a discussion imageboard. We have a lot of time to spare while waiting after all. I prefer this than just seeing the same fanarts being spammed. Again, it's insightful.
>>540454121Why even bother samefagging like this? You know I don't believe you
>>540454174What? I'm defending the fucking game you stupid schizo. Jesus christ, fuck you guys, can't even count with this stupid place, 4chan is garbage
>>540453886This is at least something in the vein of a response. Thank you.>>540453910If everything is subjective then nothing means anything.>>540453952You are mad and 21 years old. I laugh.>>540454263Yeah man, see?
>21 years oldOh it's the /co/ schizo from a few months ago. Knew it
>>540454291>If everything is subjective then nothing means anything.Welcome to reality. Your point?>Yeah man, see?I actually agree with you on this one, for once. What a bunch of fucking backstabbing niggers.
Contender for the worst calg thread in recent memory
>>540450392But stinky femcel goonettes are homebodies! They're not getting any action!
>>540454174Also, piece of shit, check the post timestaps. It can't be me. I swear, you stupid people would prefer to perpetrate the image that this guy is actually using against us that actually discussing the fucking game and using this as a chance to actually extrapolate on why it's actually great despite the outsider perception of it. But no, better to shut down the only honest retard on this site. Eat shit morons, i hope more of this guys keep coming here until chapter 4 releases. God fucking dammit.
>>540452673Ashley started listening to Burzum in high school, not because she likes it (she doesn't) but because she heard about church burnings on the news and wanted to be edgy. Scandinavia had a similar 90's satanic panic as the US.
>>540454457Yeah, i'll surely miss the unfunny OC and same fanart we already had seen for the last 1000 threads posted over and over again. Call the stickley retard to the party too. I'm so fucking tired dude, this site is useless.
>>540449524Yeah, sometimes I wish I could be somebody's angel just like Misaki. But I'm also waiting for Misaki myself, so it's hard
>>540454707>for the last 1000 threadsI fucking wish. One day, though
>>540453364>patricidal cannibalismAndrew spells it out in 3A: they were sacrificed at the altar of Ashley's insecurities. This is a reference to Silent Hill 2, where media literacy and character psychology are very important.
>>540454520Most of us didn't come here to write paragraphs trying to convince people who dont want convinced that the game is more than the goon memes. You want to discuss things? Great. You want to just shit talk and say your points are mute because I say so. Pass. Not a real discussion. Bad faith actor.
>>540453952It's literally the OP farming ragebait again.>>540454707Show us your original content, talentlet.
>>540120849I originally drew this as a reference but I wanna finish it up by making it a Nemlei girl. The question is: which one? Aenon certainly has large breasts and there's not enough pre-Coffin fanart, but tell me what you guys would want.
>>540455380Aenon is good, there's basically zero Divilethion fanart.
>>540455380>The question is: which one?Anon's voluptuous, sexy, NOT-flat wife Noelle!
>>540454707Can you please stay off the drugs dude? You’re crashing out hard.
>>540454937>be me>do literally nothing >random schizo anon still assmad hours later
>>540454470Not yet they’re not. Get out there and give em hell, soldier!
>>540452759Ashley would steal something. And old/bootleg game consoles were all over europeAlso back un those ancient times everyone probably read a book of some sort even if it was for kids>>540454646Neat! Idk if they're Scandinavian though. Can't you make an argument for North UK or Baltics
>8
>>540433964October Burial!
>>540461959One of these days it's just going to die because none of the anons watching the thread have anything to say.
>>540462572Euros should be about to wake up soon, and if they don't bump the thread I might cry.
>>540462572I feel like when people get attatched to characters the way you do in this game the general becomes basically immortal and is still hitting the bump limit a decade after anything has been released. A stray catalogue drop is likely a fluke.
>>540462671I'll give you a bump in your stomach
Pain, without love...
>>540463139...yeah...
We had lots of fun in USA but the vibe wasn't right, also tomorrow we're getting together again to go shopping for our elderly mom. I bet I'll end up carrying 18-24 bottles of water. Oh joy.
>>540464770Rape correction.
Comfy and snuggly time
I hate my mom
>>540455380Big tits will eventually sag, it's a fact of reality, but I'm not worried about what my sister's tits are going to look like in my 70's because right now they're taut and perky.
>>540468029She sounds like a bitch
>>540463139>hitting the bump limit a decade after anything has been releasedway too optimistic
>>54046457024 bottles of water is nothing. What, are you holding them individually and just piling them up in your arms? You sound like a manchild.
Ashley would get depressed at the thought of her awesome fat tots becoming saggy old hag tits, and Andrew will have to reassure her that her tits will remain awesome and that he'll love them
>>540470812She'll think he's a weirdo for still being attracted to her. Many such cases.
>>540470812ashley will speedrun the tit sagging by breastfeeding her kid until the kid is 20
>>540472254Ashley will be a god-tier mom and she won't even be that weird.
>>540471206Is this the female equivalent of breaking up with your gf because she got a promotion at work?
love sisters. fuck reddit mods
>>540474737>fuck reddit modsNot for all the money in the world
sisters: lovesisters: kissessisters: breedsisters: pregnant sisters: wivessisters: lives
I just want them to be happy.
>>540470613Do you think I'm a bodybuilder or something? They look like pic related except there's 6 bottles of 2L each wrapped together in plastic, typically we buy four of them (24 bottles) so I end up having to carry them for a few miles while my sister carries mom's general groceries. I swear every dicklet is such a big tough guy on the internet, even though according to the army men under 30 have the same grip strength their boomer grandmas had at their age.
>>540475501lol weak
>>540468608If they ain't big enough to sag, they ain't big enough period.
>>540475742
>>540470812>>540472254BEHEAD those who insult sag
>>540432716Kill yourself.
>>540436615Greetings, monthly "sell me the game instead of me playing it" newestfag.
>>540441882I love that song but what does it have to do with anything..?
>>540451096
>>540454707>my OP image made the BEST thread EVER, i am so AWESOMEGo and never come back
The last thread has me curious: what if this game were a launch title for the Nintendo GameCube?
>>540478838The gamecube would've gone down in history as an even bigger laughing stock. That same Christmas, PS2 and Xbox had stuff like Halo, GTA 3, Final Fantasy 10, MGS2, and Silent Hill 2. And the best game in the whole Gamecube lineup would've been a 2D walking simulator about kissing your sister. The only saving grace is that it'd more sex appeal than anything on PS2 or Xbox at the time.
>>540480360it'd have more sex appeal*
>>540481525The Nemiverse...
>>540482187It really sucks that the Nemleiverse got explicitly debunked. If it was never meant to be canon, that's fine, but there was no reason to state that out in the open and kill a big part of the fun. What has Coffin gained from us being able to categorically rule out a relation to some of Nemlei's other games? Nothing, but it has lost a lot. I would've liked Lord Unknown to be Noelle's demon child, or at least for Noelle to be Andrew and Ashley's distant prehistoric ancestors. It never had to be confirmed, it just has to be on the table. And now it's not, and a certain fun left with it.
>>540462671We need more AUSTRALIANS in /calg/.
>>540458595Nemlei said many moons ago that this game takes place in a fictitious northern European country and based everything off Finland
>>540477608Ashley sees herself as the mountain troll
My name is Andrew and I suck dick like *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click*
>>540462671>>540482947These threads (and 4chan as a whole) should only be open during American hours
>>540484604It'd genuinely improve the site quality a lot, AND I'd never have to worry about bumping while the Americans are asleep.
>>540482576Anon that's great. But why did you post cropped fanart of Nemlei's asshole?
>>540133264>>540134428Spider Solitaire minigame in Coffin confirmed. Nemlei GOD has listened to us and will include Minesweeper too!
>>540485461>why did you post cropped fanart of Nemlei's asshole?Nemlussy...
>>540437414Literally Ashley
>>540436369This is so Julia. She totally would gas Ashley and cry about it, but blaming someone else, or say stuff like>I-I think it was better that way, r-right?
>>540487962There's a concerningly high quantity of cannabis-related Ashley art.
>>540488218it's like 3 or 4 images lol. There's one that's lost actually.
>>540486752I can support you. Just live with me and free use.
>>540483039UK is still northern europe
>>540489201BREXIT MEANS BREXITSIMPUL AZ
>>540483039>based everything off FinlandThose suburbs are American, and IIRC the money you collect uses the dollar sign (or is called "bucks"). Coffinland is a fictional country
>>540489201I feel like she just meant northern Europe, to include Finland. Because if she would say scandinavia, that would exclude it. Those kids and other characters look too northern. But it also doesn't really matter and the game has mixed influences.
>>540490729>Those suburbs are Americanhttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/478399438/#478542587>>540491016Finland is in Scandinavia
>>540489791>the sun literally never sets>the First British Galactic Empire exports civilisation and Jaffa Cakes to far flung systems with barbaric alien lifevgh... the comeback
>>540491016So its fictional Finland where English is the first language?
>>540491417>saving a link to a Reddit postKill yourselfThe money is called bucks in game
>>540489201Going to a pub in England and telling them they're in Europe is gonna end badly
Does Andrew bite his nails?
>>540491925>saving a link to a Reddit postb4k is a 4chan crawler you imbecile.>The money is called bucks in the game"So? Your own picture invalidates your argument, because South Africa doesn't have a dollar (never mind that the dollar comes from Europe).
>>540491936Thats not relevant at all
>>540491417>Finland is in Scandinaviano, and Nemlei would know.>>540491896idk Finland enough. Other than from My Summer Car.
>>540492095>b4k is a 4chan crawler you imbecile.4chan post that brings up and screenshots Reddit. I don't care at all what Reddit does. BTW you're not even arguing the point, you're just admitting you lurk there>So? Your own picture invalidates your argument, because South Africa doesn't have a dollar (never mind that the dollar comes from Europe).This isn't about the dollar, this is about the characters using the word "bucks" which is a distinctly anglosphere expression (I.e. not Scandinavian)
>>540491417Finland is grouped with the scandinavian countries only when you want to talk about Nordic countries but its not itself Scandinavian
Coffinstanialand is a fictional country. It's not any one country, it's an eclectic mix of Finnish, British, and American
Does a Finnish guy majoring in Finnish poetry mean the same thing culturally as a UK/US guy majoring in English poetryDo they even have a major like that? There's way less of a literary tradition
>>540492287>It's not in Scandinavia because......um.....>>540492292>4chan postRight.>This isn't about the dollar, this is about the characters using the word "bucks"Holy shit you guys, I just found out that Metal Gear Solid takes place in Japan instead of Alaska because the original game (not the piggu English translation) was in Japanese!
>>540492649But Finland really isn't part of scandinavia. Google it. Scandinavia is something more specific than Nordic.
>>540492649>Holy shit you guys, I just found out that Metal Gear Solid takes place in Japan instead of Alaska because the original game (not the piggu English translation) was in Japanese!Kek butthurt. I should've known you were arguing in bad faith when you had a Reddit post on speed-dial. Nemlei didn't "[base] everything off [of] Finland". You're dead wrong about that and are just trying to deflect
>>540492837>Scandinavia is something more specific than NordicRight, Scandinavia excludes Iceland. But Finland is Scandi
>>540492864You literally cannot prove that the Metal Gear Solid analogy is invalid. The characters say "bucks" for the same reason they say "the": Nemlei chose to present the game in fucking English.
>>540492649>you have to explain to me why Finland isn't in Scandinavia. No. You are wrong. Go read it up yourself, faggot
>>540492869>Scandinavia is a subregion of northern Europe, with strong historical, cultural, and linguistic ties between its constituent peoples. Scandinavia most commonly refers to Denmark, Norway, and Sweden.https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/ScandinaviaFinland is linguistically culturally and historically very distinct. Its funny you point out Iceland when it is more denated to be Scandinavian than Finland is.You just don't have a leg to stand on. Why are you doubling down in your ignorance?
>>540493015>You literally cannot prove that the Metal Gear Solid analogy is invalidBecause I didn't say Coffin takes place in America, I said it takes place in a fictional north European country. You're making an analogy to reply to someone who doesn't exist. YOU said Nemlei based everything off of Finland, and you're wrong. The game has clear British and American influences. When I pointed that out, you cried Reddit.BTW you still haven't shown how those suburbs are Finnish (and you won't because you can't)
>>540492869nobody from that part of the world thinks finland is scandinavian unless maybe they want to make a point about finno-swedes. Finland doesn't even speak a Germania language. Scandinavian countries are nearly mutually intelligible between all of them.
>>540493113>most commonly refers to Denmark, Norway, and SwedenAnd if you read a bit further down on the infobox, it also says:>Sometimes also:>Åland>Faroe Islands>Finland>IcelandIf Finland is part of the same peninsula as Sweden and Norway (which even Denmark isn't), and has Swedish as an official language, then it's a Scandinavian country.>Finland is linguistically culturally and historically very distinctLolwat. The current president of Finland is a fucking Swede and every single famous person in Finland's history has a Swedish surname. Finland was literally a part of Sweden for all of history until Sweden lost a war in the 1800's. Finns are Lutherans who eat cinnamon rolls and cried when Ingvar Kamprad passed away.
>>540493429>Scandinavian countries are nearly mutually intelligible between all of them.I wish I had that image of the cats speaking the Scandinavian languages to show their similarity and someone edited in a Finnish cat to show how different it was
>>540493483>>Finland is linguistically culturally and historically very distinct>Lolwat.Are you seriously arguing that Finland is not linguistically and culturally distinct from Sweden? You must be a 16 year old self-hating American if you think those two languages are at all similar
>>540493483Talk about cherry picking. So Finland is Scandinavian to you because its Northern section is part of the peninsula. You're absurd. >>540493512All my favorite people are Finnish. That cat picture is from a Finnish artist.
>>540493483Iceland has more of a claim to scandinavian heritage than Finland does.
>>540493325>Because I didn't say Coffin takes place in America, I said it takes place in a fictional north European countryRight, and just as Japanese expressions don't preclude Metal Gear Solid from taking place in Alaska, English expressions don't preclude Coffin from taking place in Scandinavia.>The game has clear British and American influencesThe only argument anybody has every made to support this ridiculous notion is "Umm.....Renee and Douglas moved into a suburb", because they think those don't exist in Finland.>BTW you still haven't shown how those suburbs are Finnish (and you won't because you can't)I did, many times last year. Renee and Douglas's new place didn't have any fences blocking strangers from walking into their backyard, which would be unheard of in an Anglo nation. I even went on Google maps and dropped the pointer on a random location in Tampere, Finland, and lo and behold it was detached homes. Nordic countries have a different housing culture from fucking London or Paris, as 38% of Finland lives in detached homes.
>>540493483learn what scandinavian and nordic mean you stupid fucking american
>>540493978>any fences blocking strangers from walking into their backyardwalking into their backyard via the sidewalk, that is
>>540493978I wish I could move there
>>540493978look on the bright side, at least he's not stupid enough to think owning guns is exclusively an american thing
>>540493978>Renee and Douglas's new place didn't have any fences blocking strangers from walking into their backyardYes it did. I was going to reply to the rest of your post but this makes it flagrantly clear you're just making things up. Next time try playing the game before scrambling for cope
>>540494350>I was going to reply to the rest of your postI amended my post before you even replied: >>540494121>>540494121>>540494121>>540494121>>540494121>>540494121
>>540494350NTA, but that's a bad faith argument.
Finns calling themselves Scandinavian is like Indians calling themselves Aryan. It's technically true, but we all know they're Asiatics who will never be white.
>>540494413We don't see with Renee's house, some of the houses have fences blocking the sidewalk>>540494489His whole post outside of that bit is founded on an absurdity. He's replying to something I didn't say.
>>540494763Trolling outside of /b/
>>540494858>We don't see with Renee's house, some of the houses have fences blocking the sidewalkIf they had hauled themselves over a fucking fence they would both:>A. Look suspicious as fuck, which defeats the point of what they're doing>B. Have commented on it, especially because they're not exactly athletes post-quarantineThere's also only one building with a fence.
>>540495107Maybe the real avatar was the friends we made along the way
>>540495285I said that an absence of stranger-blocking fencing would be unheard of in an Anglo nation, which it is:>Renee and Douglas's new place didn't have any fences blocking strangers from walking into their backyard (walking into their backyard via the sidewalk, that is), which would be unheard of in an Anglo nation
>>540495285Anon thats not a fence that's a gate
>>540495071>>540495071Whether Renee's house has the fence isn't the point. You said "[not having] fences blocking strangers from walking into their backyard, [...] would be unheard of in an Anglo nation".Well, those fences existTypo sorry
>>540495397Right, the absence of stranger blocking fences was submitted as evidence that the influence cannot be AngloThe stranger blocking fences existTherefore, Anglo influence>>540495423Gates are part of a fence
>>540494858Only one house has any kind of obstruction. And it's an extremely European looking garden gate.
>>540495556>gates are part of a fenceIn the same way that doors are part of walls but doors are not walls. There's no fence there.
>>540491896>fictional Finland where English is the first language?I mean at some point is meaningless to have a distinct real life counterpart with everything fitting reality. It's not like GTA with a different named city, but all the same of the original. How would it even make sense the have them talk in suomi and having another row of english text for translation? Nemlei grew up there and most stuff is influenced by her childhood, and it's mixed with her being americanised like everyone else. And them using american wording is just part of it. The country itself doesn't really matter. If she grew up in Ghana it's would've looked different, but the message would be still the same.
>>540495602>Only one house has any kind of obstructionWe can only see two>And it's an extremely European looking garden gate.Yeah the game takes place in Europe
>>540495753I wasnt referring to the game text but to Andrew's college degree.
>>540495428If they had climbed over a fence they would look extremely suspicious. The lack of any text about climbing over a fence is telling, since the narrator otherwise comments on every single bit of off-screen logistics. Not to mention that Andrew and Ashley themselves would comment on climbing over a fence since they had recently lost a lot of muscle mass.>>540495556Fool, Anglo nations don't let you walk into people's backyards from the fucking sidewalk.
>>540495857Well aren't you arguing for it to be an American suburb? Because I'm American and that's not America
>>540495859Yes Europeans also pursue tertiary education
Reading the recent post, I'm conflicted.On one hand, it's kind of autistic playing Where's Waldo for fictional characters.On the other end though. Geography discussions is a learning read. Me, no care. Me just want wincest
>>540496113He said he's majoring in English which would have very different connotations in a non English country. Why are you latching onto this so hard? I'm confused. I wasn't even making a serious point. Did you misread it as an attack on the game? Because it isn't
>>540495959Again, Renee's house maybe didn't have a gate (or it was open but again it doesn't matter). YOU submitted evidence that the lack of gate meant that the suburbs couldn't be American influenced. But we see the neighbor has a gate, meaning your evidence is weak>Fool, Anglo nations don't let you walk into people's backyards from the fucking sidewalk.Actually, they do. At least where I live>>540496005>Well aren't you arguing for it to be an American suburb? No
>>540494858Also, those roads are really, really narrow. Way too narrow to be Anglo suburbia, yet a perfect match for Scandi suburbia.
>>540495859It implies the game text language degree. Would it change anything if he had a foreign language degree? I forgot about him talking about it, other than the jokes like "forty/forte"
>>540496296He said fence not gate. Anon I'm American. Thats not how our suburbs work
>>540496325>Way too narrow to be Anglo suburbiaDepends on where you are
>>540496114>nooooo, there are not enough incest provoking images
>>540496692You mind of proved his point by posting a wider street as your idea of narrow.
>>540496664I didn't reply to you the first time because I thought you were kidding. But fences have a fucking gate in them, anon. How else do you get through?>go through the houseNO property fence would require you to trek through your house. You're expected to bring stuff like wheelbarrows through your fence.
>>540496290>He said he's majoring in English which would have very different connotations in a non English countryIt says English because he's either:>studying English as a foreign language>studying literature in whatever the national language of Coffinland is. With it being described to the audience as an "English degree" because the audience speaks English and will immediately understand that over "Aren't you a Coffinlandic major?"It's similar to how most dubs of Pulp Fiction into other languages don't have Samuel L Jackson ask the motherfucker if he speaks English.
>>540496814The road in game is 2 lanes, it's a wide road>>540496867>>studying English as a foreign language>>studying literature in whatever the national language of Coffinland isThese are both wild assumptions pulled from nowhere. Also, an English degree is not the same as a Literature degree.
>>540496817A gate is not a fence though. And your picture only shows a gate. The gate looks European as well.
>>540496787It's never enough!!! I'm broken....(cries in the shower, where you can't see my tears)
>>540496967>2 lanesWith fuck all wiggle room. Your idea of a "narrow" road could fit 4 cars side by side lol, which proves that Coffin's suburbia is profoundly un-Anglo.
>>540497053>With fuck all wiggle room.Lol, with a painted line down the center? Find ONE road with a marked center and no wiggle room
>>540496867Buddy. Its just not that serious. I don't even know what you're trying to say to me anymore. This thing you're bringing up means nothing to me.
>>540496967>an English degree is not the same as a Literature degree???????????????????>>540497196The short version is: Andrew is either studying a foreign language (unlikely), or the game just calls it an "English degree" because that's how you describe his discipline to an English-speaking audience.
>>540496967Road width is not decided by lane number. Have you ever in your life been to continental Europe
It's based from my city in my county. Source: I'm friends with the creator.
>>540497297>The short version is: Andrew is either studying a foreign language (unlikely), or the game just calls it an "English degree" because that's how you describe his discipline to an English-speaking audience.Or: he's studying English (his primary language)
>>540497181>and no wiggle roomRight here: >>540494858
>>540497313Narrow roads don't have painted medians>>540497430Nothing there indicates the amount of room cars would have >inb4 you overlay the car sprite on the roadsWe've been here before
>>540497297NTA. No offense but,ESL? He's right. An English degree is not the same as English literature degree. I know it sounds pedantic but many universities separate the two. >the game just calls it an English degree because...Hey so that post is me and I still don't know what point you're trying to make. I want you to know that I dont care. It's this an argument? You win i concede. Fill marks. Nemlei is Tolkien and is translating from Coffinese to English. Andy is a coffinese literature major who henceforth in this thread is just known as English literature to its. You win. The whole thing.
>>540497634>An English degree is not the same as English literature degreeWhat are you studying in an English degree if not English texts? The English linguistics is an entirely separate discipline if that's your argument.
>>540497634You're a good person. Smooches
>>540497591So you'll agree it's a European suburb. You said you don't think its an American suburb(even though you explicitly said American influenced earlier, but please don't waste time remarking on this parenthetical).You say Anglo influenced mow. Ok. So can you post examples of UK suburbs that look like this? The other guy posted Finland. This only seems fair
>>540497297>???????????????????English Linguistics and English Literature are not the same thing>>540497749>What are you studying in an English degree if not English texts?In both you're reading famous texts, but that doesn't mean the studies are the same. One you read to understand the use of language, the other you read to understand how to construct a story
>>540497853>So you'll agree it's a European suburbThe game takes place in a fictional North European country.>You say Anglo influenced mowNope, American influenced. YOU have failed to prove that the roads are too narrow to be American
>>540497749English degree may cover linguistics and phonology more. It may have comparison studies of say shakespearean vs other early modern and proto early modern writings. It may cover other media in English or English culture as a whole such as in movies art and games. whereas English literature will focus on literature analysis and its different philosophies and approaches
>>540497893Nobody calls the study of English linguistics "an English degree". Those people are linguists; not English majors.
>>540498179Many did call English that. Many continue to do so. An English degree can cover learning old English and Latin as both are key to English culture
>>540498179>Nobody calls the study of English linguistics "an English degree"They do where I'm from, but this is ultimately unprovable either wayThe more salient point is that you're saying Andrew studying English somehow precludes him from being a native English speaker, which is ridiculous
Alot of words up in here
>>540498329>you're saying Andrew studying English somehow precludes him from being a native English speakerNo, are you an ESL? I said that the game calls his discipline "English" because the game itself is in English.
>>540498038Buddy have you been to america?America? I think the only places vaguely similar to the coffin suburb are places built when America was a colony
>>540498385Alright, now I'm a bit lost. Are you the guy saying that Andrew and Ashley aren't English speakers? The guy who posted the Pulp Fiction image? Because that's the guy I mean to reply to
>>540497591>>540497853>>540498038Tampere, Finland. Again. Note the dotted lines. (The wide pavement on the other side is a bicycle lane btw)
>>540498438I posted an image ITT of an American suburban road too small to be painted down the middle. If you can find a European painted road smaller than that, you'll have a case
>>540498038Honestly this seems like a failing on your part. You can't constantly interchange Anglo with American and then balk when someone thinks you include UK with anglo
>>540498623>>540498659
>>540498623Ok, now I'm confused. If these painted roads existed, why the fuck did you guys bring up the roads being to narrow to begin with? What are we doing here?>>540498721The original case is that the game is exclusively Finnish, anything non-Finnish counts
>>540498659That road is wide as hell. If the road is too narrow to have a painted median by American standards than that proves it can't be American in the game. Again, have you been to America? The example you posted looks nothing like the game on any level
>>540498831>why the fuck did you guys bring up the roads being to narrow to begin with?Because the painted roads in Finland (and Coffin) are much, much narrower than those in America.
>>540498831>anything non Finnish countsThen why did you make your argument harder on yourself by telling me not to bring up the UK and insisting you are exclusively talking about American influence?Are you ESL?
Why do I keep getting an upload error? Anyone kind enough for answers?
>>540498915>>540498940So why did you spend like 30 minutes saying the road was too narrow to count when it was clearly wide enough? The road could be from anywhere, this whole tangent was pointlessWhat were we even talking about before this?
>I wish Andy spent less time talking about american suburbia and what an English degree entails and spent more time cuddling with me
>>540499042He is mentally retarded. At first his argument was that it's American because they say "bucks" and the suburbs are apparently American. Then he backtracked and said "I didn't say Coffin takes place in America", but it's American-influenced. Then when shown Finnish suburbs, he simply pretended to have lost track of the argument (in truth he already lost the plot 1 hour and 41 minutes ago when he said the suburbs are American)
>>540498831Ok this is beyond frustrating. If you are the same guy who posts Ashley reaction images as an avatar regularly This is the third long winding pointless argument you have gotten involved in WITHIN THIS THREAD ALONE.And you FREQUENTLY have mixed up your words, posted obstructive confusingly phrased paragraphs, mixed up the people you're talking to, and misread the posts of others. I'm sorry if you're ESL. I don't mean it in a generic insult way. But you just do NOT have an adequate grasp of the English language for these discussions. You just don't. I'm sincerely sorry for going here. But this has happened too many times with you. If you're not ESL, there are better ways to bait engagement to keep the thread alive. If you're trolling, then good one. Bye
>>540499501English is not his forty
>>540499358Did you really interpret "those suburbs are American" as me saying it takes place in America when the VERY SAME post says it's a fictional country?
>>540499358I'm done. I'm just done. I'm never responding to anyone who posts Ashley reaction images like that ever again. There's going to be false positives. But my God. For at least this thread alone, it's anyways been him. I recommend just ignoring him too
>>540499501>And you FREQUENTLY have mixed up your words, posted obstructive confusingly phrased paragraphs, mixed up the people you're talking to, and misread the posts of others.I have been complete clear this entire time. This all started here:>>540496325>Also, those roads are really, really narrow. Way too narrow to be Anglo suburbia, yet a perfect match for Scandi suburbia.Turns out those roads are NOT "really, really narrow" they're not narrow at all. I was fucking RIGHT about the roads being wide
>>540499714>Turns out those roads are NOT "really, really narrow"Nigga, even the wide, painted roads in Finland (>>540498794) are narrower than your idea of "narrow", and crucially, unpainted American suburbs (>>540496692). The car lanes in Finland are the size of a fucking bike lane, whilst the roads in American suburbs are wider than your mum's minge.
>>540499561Right, and we all know that GTA V isn't meant to be LA.
>>540500040Awful, terrible creature
>>540500030They're not too narrow. I don't understand how that other anon can write paragraphs calling me stupid when THIS is this shit I have to reply to. The roads are NOT too narrow to be Anglo suburbia. This doesn't even mean they must be, they could still be Finnish. But YOU GUYS have spent 45 minutes saying the in game road was too narrow to be American when it turns out to be a road of perfectly normal fucking width WHICH IS WHAT I WAS SAYINGI WAS FUCKING RIGHT THE WHOLE TIME
>>540500179"Meant to be" doesn't mean "takes place in"Un-fucking-believable that I get called ESL every other post when THIS is what you guys are posting
>>540500283>when it turns out to be a road of perfectly normal fucking widthAbsofuckinglutely not. The roads are themselves drawn narrow, and we can conclude this was intentional since everything else is also ideally Scandi, eg the lack of sidewalk-adjacent fences. Absolutely nothing corroborates the idea that it's American-inspired.
>>540475501>Can't carry 48 kilos (105 freedom units) worth of water for a few miles.>Complaining about helping his own elderly mother>Bitching about doing above while in the company of his cute sister>A Fucking Gaeloid.Unbecoming behavior from a brother.
>>540500551>Absolutely nothing corroborates the idea that it's American-inspired.The road width does not mean the suburbs are American inspired, that's not what I said. The road width was submitted by SOMEONE ELSE as evidence that it MUSTN'T be American. And it turns out the roads aren't super narrow. They're a normal width found all over the worldThis is not evidence for my point, it is the rebuttal of evidence against my point
It actually takes place in my country. Source= I made it up.
So what video games does Ashley like teehee
submitting a formal request for Ashley drawn as bart simpson
>>540501186My face when it's been almost an hour about roads
>>540500995>And it turns out the roads aren't super narrowMy god you are delusional. You literally think Scandinavia is just fucking Skyrim. And because Coffin doesn't look like Skyrim, you will employ every mental gymnastic (including lying) to deny that it's perfectly Nordic suburbia. You got shown Finnish roads the match the dimensions and paintedness of the ones in the game, yet you still think Finland is just fucking Skyrim. The painted roads in the game are at most half as wide as the UNPAINTED American example, yet you simply pretend that they are of equal size because you insist that Scandinavia is just fucking Skyrim.
Coffin actually takes place in Outer Heaven
>>540437414"Hurry up and order"
>>540501459>Skyrim Skyrim Skyrim SkyrimWho the FUCK are you talking to? I've been saying this whole time that the roads were not super narrow, they're normal>The painted roads in the game are at most half as wide as the UNPAINTED American exampleYou cannot prove this>you simply pretend that they are of equal size I never said this. You're making up people to reply to
>>540501186
>>540501186This is unsettling in a way that I want to look at it more.
>>540437414I don't think jobs ever occurred to her. Not in a >teehee I'm just gonna be a neet and live off Andrew and my mom!But she just never thought about it at all until she was forced to
There will not be a devlog at the end of the month as I and Kit9 have made far less progress than initally planned.
>>540501882The more I argued with them, the better I came to know their dialectic. First they counted on the stupidity of their adversary, and then, when there was no other way out, they themselves simply played stupid. If all this didn't help, they pretended not to understand, or, if challenged, they changed the subject in a hurry, quoted platitudes which, if you accepted them, they immediately related to entirely different matters, and then, if again attacked, gave ground and pretended not to know exactly what you were talking about. Whenever you tried to attack one of these apostles, your hand closed on a jelly-like slime which divided up and poured through your fingers, but in the next moment collected again. But if you really struck one of these fellows so telling a blow that, observed by the audience, he couldn't help but agree, and if you believed that this had taken you at least one step forward, your amazement was great the next day. The retard had not the slightest recollection of the day before, he rattled off his same old nonsense as though nothing at all had happened, and, if indignantly challenged, affected amazement; he couldn't remember a thing, except that he had proved the correctness of his assertions the previous day.Sometimes I stood there thunderstruck.I didn't know what to be more amazed at: the agility of their tongues or their virtuosity at lying
>>540502252Lies, the sheer amount of retardation in this thread is an ARG by Kit9 to hype up Episode 4 (launching October 13)
>>540499312>Bitch! If you're allowed to get into online arguments for hours with people about>"Delphic oppression">Then I can shit post about architecture and semantics.>Now quit peering over my shoulder!
>>540501428But Andrew drives...
>>540502252Why though?
>>540502386>It's over Andy...
Andrew's legs are so skinny holy shit
>>540502867Not really. Mine are similar
>>540502847>What do you mean "It's over?", we haven't even done anything.
I had a dream about betraying my sister and I felt awful. In the dream, I told her boyfriend that she tried molesting me while dating him.
>>540502867It's always so nice to see people repost my edits.>>540503056>I know we haven't done anything dip-shit!>That's the point!>It's over before we even started!
>>540502317I want you to know that people care about you. You matter.
How the fuck am I the bad guy? I argued the point the entire time, THEY'RE the ones who dumped paragraphs of name-calling instead of saying something salient. And I was even right! They agreed with me in the end!
>>540503323I just discovered that dark chocolate is high in lead and cadmiumI frequently eat 100% bakers chocolate barsIts over.
>>540503727Y-yeah, you're right Ashley.
>>540503898Stop patronizing me! This always happens! People always call me weird and abnormal but nobody ever explains why! How am I supposed to learn if Anondy doesn't explain?!
https://x.com/EliaEldrit53195/status/1971564456556544019
Now I feel bad...
>>540504316Have you considered getting to the Heart of Samantha and Evelyn?
If you were in Nemleis place would you work on the game anymore? Be honest. I don't know if I would. I feel like the online reaction would annoy me even without the dox. But seeing shit like the reddit community or what the larger fandom is I'd be tempted to take the whole thing down
>>540504682Lots of artist hate their life or work. Artist were born to suffer. "Anime was a mistake"
>>540504682I would make every episode into a DLC
If you were in Andrew's place would date your sister? Be honest.I don't know if I would. I feel like the public reaction would annoy me even without the gossip. But seeing shit like the rumors or what they make me feel I'd be tempted to ignore everyone.
>>540504682i would make them both aesexual and put ashley in a full body robe the entire rest of the game. Not even puritan. It'd just be funny.
>>540505142Why are you making fun of me...what did I do? was my post that bad?
>>540504682Exclusive Wiiware release of further episodes
https://x.com/EliaEldrit53195/status/1971595329750589716
I watched Together (2025) recently and I immediately thought of these two going for it.
>>540505305I will give you ONE post where I assume you're acting in good faith.I assume any post which mentions the doxxing, reddit, or the game being cancelled is just fifth columnist trolling. It's an easy way to derail the thread by pretending to care/
>>540505513
>>540505513>>540505721Big ??? cock
>>540505513>>540505721These are your work? If so, good job. If not. Thanks for sharing.
>>540505595I didn't know that was bad? D: hope you see my post isn't trying to troll. And those things are important to what I was saying...are those things bad for bad juju reasons? i don't know what happened
Mods are asleep...
>>540505576Looked it up. Might watch this weekend. Thanks.
have you seen koi kaze?
>>540505995Mods are asleep, post super cute cuddly huggable sisters who did absolutely nothing wrong.
>>540506104>post super cute cuddly huggable sisters who did absolutely nothing wrong.I'd love to, but this is a Coffin thread. So the best I can do is post Ashley
>>540506205>I'd love to [...] the best I can do is post Ashley.
>>540506350You win this time
>>540506205>>540506350
>>540506468I still remember the day /calg/ discovered thisNemlei is a master
When will we see Ashley and not LeyLey
>>540506404I always win. When I run for public office I will be taking an implicitly pro-incest platform, and when I eventually become president I will pretend to be whatever the people want the most and then completely subvert them with the delphostate.
>>540506104There is not a single thing in the entire game that Ashley did right.
>>540505852I just share coffin art i find on xitter
>>540506618April 2028
>>540506667Don't be ridiculous. After all, she does eventually die!Imagine Renne is smiling
>>540506651You always lose. When I run for public office I will be taking an explicitly anti-incest platform, and when I eventually become president I will pretend to be whatever the people want the most and then completely empower them with the hussocracy.
>>540506672off model art is gay!
>>540506468Everywhere I go, I seem them.
>>540506810i keep wanting to see rene necklace as a cross
>>540507000
Is Coffin a postmodern gothic horror?
>>540500853100+ pounds of bulky water bottles is not a reasonable load to carry loose for several miles
>>540502874
>>540507632daughter
>>540507564The guy should invest in a wheelbarrow or something
>>540507632SLOWER
>>540507632She has no hobbies but watching bad yuro public tv and drawing at a level below her age. also she murdered a girl
>>540507838Its actually not european television its clearly american.
>>540508092The roads aren't narrow at all
>>540507660wife
>>540508448One does not wife their daughter. It's immoral.
>>540508494When they marry she is no longer daughter. She is wife. Problem solved.
>>540508854Your impudence will see you crucified.
>>540508854>yeah bro just disown her
>>540508971It's a relationship promotion. Level up. Points into intimacy
>>540504682Of course, I'm not a faggot.
>>540508494>It's immoral.
>>540510441I know where I am. This is the sister love general.
>>540510502And I love my sister. In general and in specific.
>>540510807Excellent.
>>540510502You're goddamn right it is. Leyley is MINE.
>>540511501Hell yeah Andrew.
>>540511501Do you know? Could have fooled me.
When leaving Carl's apartment in SnS, if you inspect the shower, Andrew vomits after realizing Leyley is basically his daughter yet he still wants to fuck her. Leyleyism makes him horny and he's ashamed of being a pedophile.
Honestly, give it a rest.
>>540511501Haven't you been paying attention? Leyley must DIE.
Normies still can't explain what's wrong with this btw
>>540512760Who are you even rebelling against anymore.
>>540513126Not him but I'll answer. SOCIETY!
>>540513352I hate this. Nobody is event against you anymore.
Thats it. I'm sick of having my feelings hurt. I'm sick of your edgy circle jerk where you pretend anyone opposes this game or thinks incest is a faux pas. Guess what idiot, twitch streamers played this. Tons of people saw this and had no problem. Nobody cares. Stop pretending. Its just embarrassing. I've had enough. Tears well in my eyes. Fuck this thread.
This one of the shittier threads we've had in a while.
>>540514039I hope you're joking. If not. Sorry. It's okay, don't be so upset.
>>540514168I'll take responsibility for that. Been shit posting for hours here and there.
>>540514371Its just not funny. Because I want to fuck my cousin. We are childhood friends. And I just can't do it.
>>540515042That's not even incest.
>>540515042Cousins fucking is kinda common. I know like 3 or 4 irl. The families just gossip about it behind closed doors or when they drink and it's late night and gets brought up.
>>540515115>>540515314I want to marry her
I'm lonely as fuck. I wish I had any family at all. Growing up i just had one grandparent. I wish I could have been with someone like Ashley. I never had anyone near my age even unrelated to me.
You could just date floozies. No strings attached!
>>540515616
>>540515635Nooooooooooooooo!
>>540515616Floozies are like strangers. There's just connection at all. You're not even really dating them since you don't know them. You're just dating the idea of each other. And when that idea falls apart you break up. Even if you are married in your 60s. You'll just break up as soon as the mask is gone. The marital bed is like a womb. It must be shared.
>>540514168this is why nemlei needs to give us monthly updates! we're tearing ourselves apart out of boredom...
>>540515401Best of luck to you. Do you deny potential happiness or live life with "what if". I can see why it's tough for you. If you don't know how the other person feels it might be easier to let it go. T00kw0
>>540515875If I don't share DNA with the chick, she gets the brick.>>540515926The threads are usually pretty comfy, but the tone is usually set in the first few posts and it was predetermined to be a troll thread.
>>540432019Hey anons I doodled something
>>540515968Do you really want me to get into it? I've tried dating in highschool and university but I just didn't like them as much as her. They were real hussies.
>>540515914>You're just dating the idea of each other There is an idea of an Andrew Graves; some kind of abstraction, but there is no real him, only an entity, something illusory. And though he can hide his cold gaze and you can shake his hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense your lifestyles are probably comparable: he simply is not there.
>>540516131Cute
you're all so creepy and I hope the victims of your lust get a restraining order and your get estranged from families.
>>540516131Are they stuck in End of Evangelion?Either way, cute.
>>540516150You don't have to tell us anything. It's your choice. But you are "anonymous " if you were trying to talk about it with people who might be more open with the topic.
>>540516439I just don't want to be banned for off-topic or annoy people.
>>540516391K
>>540516391The victim of my lust "my sister" has been more and more eager to talk to me lately
What if leyley really does fuck the demon
>>540516778Does the demon like oat cookies or something? What does he get out of it?
>>540516778Demon condom. ??? goes between their genitals and catches the cum
>>540516391Based, too many anons were psyop'd by /calg/ into falling into the third most depraved form of lust. /calg/ glows so fucking hard sometimes.
>>540516131lewd
>>540516627I'm a simple man: I see jenkem orb, I save jenkem orb.
>>540515914>You're just dating the idea of each other. And when that idea falls apart you break up. This is ironically what I think I feel for my sister. I have intense feelings for her but I always feel guilty because I feel like I'm only subconsciously pretending to be in love with her. That I only care about the idea of what she used to represent for me and the closeness we used to share years agoI'm afraid if I really get to know her intimately as I fervently wish now I wouldn't like her, just like all the 'friends' I've ever had
>>540516778This game would've had so much tentacle art if it came out ~15 years ago. I miss tentacleshttps://files.catbox.moe/ay4l39.jpg
>>540516778I don't think that's even possible tbqh
Its weird how abrahamic religion outright bans incest when its probably THE religion most dependent on incest for its foundational teachings to work
>>540517167>Its weird how abrahamic religion outright bans incestThat's not a thing in any mainstream sect of Christianity, and clearly not in Islam or Judaism because of how inbred both are.
Why is Finland so good at making cool art Literally all my favorite shit is from Finland. I wish I could move.
With every passing hour, this thread gets worse.
>>540512378Ashley after Andrew asked her for the 5th time in a day to make it>properly
>>540517397Then why are they so against it culturally speaking.where does that moral come from?
>>540517667>where does that moral come from?Me
When will Samantha and Evelyn appear so the Graves can be paired off?
>>540517141Ashley can't take a tentacle that big...
>>540517667There's a lot of possible reasons for it entirely independent of religious doctrine. Puritanism was in-vogue for a transitional period of time and all sex was treated as bad, with marital sex only being strictly necessary to follow God's commandment to be fruitful and multiply. Much of the nobility was rather incestuous in western Europe at one point or another (or all of them) and, with the French especially, were also rather controversial figures. Additionally, while the Westermarck effect is largely a myth, there is *some* sort of mechanism which cools off overt sexual feelings between individuals with prolonged intimate (as in close, not sexual) contact through their developmental years.
>>540517397>1 Corinthians 5Paul calls for a man to be "sent to satan" for "destruction of the flesh" for sleeping with his own mother.>Leviticus 18 and 20Contain lists of sexual acts that are prohibited under god's law, this includes mom-son>Deutronomy 25actually permits """incest""" but only between a man and his sister in-law if his by-blood brother has left her a widow.Mainly mom-son is shat on in detail but the rule is applied to all cases regardless of familial relations
>>540518318Proof that the rule is applied in all cases? Is there any reason? Because I don't understand genesis if all incest is universally banned
>>540518318Corinthians does not specifically call out incest so much as it is referencing adultery, note how it speaks of "the father's wife" rather than "mother." Aside from that, the rest are old testament (literally: old covenant) and therefore invalidated by the new covenant (new testament) forged by Christ.
>>540518642>Aside from that, the rest are old testament (literally: old covenant) and therefore invalidated by the new covenant (new testament) forged by Christ.The Old Testament wasn't completely thrown out, anon. Otherwise, why would the Bible include it? It'd just be the New Testament. Jesus filled some aspects of the old covenant, but it still broadly stands.
>>540518850But weren't most of its laws done away with? Isn't that why churches allow gay people and shaved heads and married priests and eating pork and not having to do you Kippur or wear a shawl(male and female) and all that
>>540518850>Jesus filled some aspects of the old covenant, but it still broadly stands.Why do people talk about the bible while literally not understanding it? Jesus specifically said the old covenant was fulfilled and that a new covenant was forged.>In that he saith, A new covenant, he hath made the first old. Now that which decayeth and waxeth old is ready to vanish away.
>>540518850They sell bibles that are just the new testament. But something thats just the old testament isn't really called a bible.
>>540517397It's funny how Judeo religions bans sibling incest considering Abraham, The progenitor of the Jews and father of Faith, literally married his (half) sister
>>540519068>>540519124So if the Old Testament doesn't count anymore, why is it included? This is a serious question. Why include the retconned version?
>>540519303>So if the Old Testament doesn't count anymore, why is it included? This is a serious question. Why include the retconned version?It's not that the old testament "doesn't count," it's that it's a precursor to the new covenant. Essentially, vital historical record and context, the chain of events which concluded in the fulfillment of the prophecy of old and the forging of a new one.
>>540519303Conservatism. Tradition. Bible studies roots are in academia so knowing the old testament was still important. Also narrative purposes. It is still part 1 of the story.
>>540518463Incest disorders the proper relationships within a family unit, a nuclear family is meant to be based on love and respect, not sexual exploitation(inter-generational) and carnal lust(siblings/cousins etc).As I said the big thing is that it is seen as a grave violation of responsibility, particularly when it involves the abuse of children or adolescents, this is why mom-son is explicitly mentioned.And of course it goes against matrimony and the idea that marriage comes before sex and sex only comes for procreation.>>540518642Ah yeah i'm rereading it now you're right.>>540519303So you know what it was that Jesus was fulfilling, if you don't have old testament you won't know who Moses was or Abraham and if you don't know them you won't understand a lot of what is written as context is important, for example the Pharisees were far too obsessed with certain aspects of Moses' Law while neglecting other aspects and so without Old Testament you won't understand why Jesus was so outspoken against them or why they considered him a false-prophet and a blasphemer.
/calg/ - Bible Study General
>>540519578>disorders relationshipsWhat? Not inherently. >nuclear familyWhat? That's not biblical. Why bring that up>sexual exploitation What? Thats not inherent to incest>carnal lustWhat? That's not the reason for all incest.This makes no sense at all>goes against matrimony ?????Nothing your saying logically follows
>>540519578I mean, to describe that sort of relationship between siblings or cousins as carnal implicitly precludes the idea that non-incestuous love is carnal in nature. Attraction is carnal, it is how you channel that which is relevant.
>>540519729/calg/ will start a new sect where everything else is pretty same but siblings can marry in peace if they love each other
>>540519578>CousinsLmao Judaism/Christianity/Islam never banned cousin marriage. Hell many people in OT married their cousins and Muslims still have no compunction about it. In fact this 'Cousins = incest taboo' stuff is a fairly modern thing
>>540518239She's used to ithttps://files.catbox.moe/2lvc4q.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/9zysk0.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/xzqhlm.png
>>540521506Explain how this malnourished nerd who was also just starving for months was able to swing a cleaver with enough force to kill a security guard right now or im going to delay this game. No offmodel art where he's shredded or fanfiction about him being buff.
>>540522091>Sharp object + soft fleshVery complicated, I know. A feat of superhuman strength.
>>540522091It's not like he beheaded him in one blow or something. If the blade is sharp it doesn't take much force to do catastrophic damage.
>>540522190Anyone who has swung a sword would tell you its harder than you think to get agood slash in let alone slash with such force and accuracy you lodge it into bone especially on the first try untrained under pressure. Thats why most bladed weapon attacks are stabbings not slashes. Geek man have you never done kendo? HEMA? what are they teaching you in that useless school. Its not just a question of strength but of precision.
>>540522482okay but a cleaver is extremely light and fairly sharp, it requires minimal force to inflict a potentially fatal injury.
>>540522482>especially on the first tryWho said he did?
>>540522482>two handed swing with all his weight behind itNo issue here.
>>540522701Two hands makes it more difficult not less. And at the scale of a small cleaver isn't the force multiplier you think it is. Proper edge alignment is difficult even for the best. Cutting through flesh to instantly incapacitate someone in one swing is hard. I'm serious. Humans aren't THAT fragile. And the guard was down for the count without even a yell. Thatd an extremely powerful swing.
>>540522091Adrenaline plus ambush plus clear strike from behind plus two-handed swing with the intent to kill. All he did was slice his neck, the beheading came later and took some work.>>540522701As you can see in this image he is in the prime position to sever the guards carotid artery, which would lead to him bleeding out in seconds if not insta-killing him.
>>540522091>>540522482Actual fucking katana master here. Ken-sama, please enlighten us more. He chopped a guy because he got between him and his pikkusisko, end of story.
How much a weak little bitch are you if you think chopping someone's neck with a fucking meat cleaver is somehow a feat only achievable by being a HEMA expert
I just replayed Ch1 to check, and Andrew swings 4 times. If you sneak up on a man and cleaver him in the back 4 times, you're killing him
>>540524195That's kind of the point. Andrew would be incredibly weak. He's a bookworm who was a doormat to his baby sister and has starved to the point of fainting since he was a kid. And thats not including the fact they were starving in lockdown.
Delphic status?
>>540524917They had just eaten their fill though
>>540516131Nice work anon
>>540525375My sister was trying to get me to go out with one of her friends earlier today. She's mentioned her to me a few times but I never met her until a couple days ago when I went over to my sister's apartment and she happened to be there. Think I'm gonna do it, she was kinda cute.
>>540527294>Think I'm gonna do it, she was kinda cute.You mean your sister, right?
Should I play the game now? Or wait years later when it's complete?
>try to draw gender bent Ashley>it's loli Ashleydumbass artists https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2S6weYf_tvI
>>540515635>>540515875>WELL IT'S ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU SICK TO CAST A STONE OR THROW A BRICK
>>540527789No.
>4 days to goCoffintunes for good luck?
>>540528236
>>540494763>Indians calling themselves AryanMore like White people reading the Vedas and calling themselves Aryan lol
>>540507079Oh, you've got no idea...
>>540528236You may kill yourself instead.
>>540529574
>threads usually so slow I just check when I wake up and don't check until I go to bed>time to go to bed>6 gorillion new posts>all retarded shit flinging competitionI skip all of it whenever I see those, and I used to read every single post here... /calg/ was my haven, now I only stand it because I am addicted. Good night men, kiss your sister.
I am NOT sitting in the coffin colored chairs. You LOSE no matter what position you pick.
>>540516778Only if she dies and reaches her final form.
>>540525375I first realized I had a crush on my cousin when I was 11. But I felt too ashamed of it. Some of my first masturbation fantasies were of her.. We always spent time together because we were the only ones in our family at our age. I always liked how she pushed me to try new things. We never really had friends outside of each other during schooling. I tried to take my mind off it and go after other girls but they just didn't compare. They were just so much dumber than her and not as pretty. I had a dream once where we got married and ran away together that I can't get out of my head. I hate this.
>>540516778Leyley will fuck the demon and have a childThat child?Yule.
>>540533683How would that work chronologically if LU is Yule's child?
>>540533914Maybe thats just LUs grandchild. Maybe thats just what they all look like if they don't possess a human
Ashley (not Leyley) will love her inbred kids.
>>540475501you have to carry 110 lbs on your shoulders, so hard wowI had never once trained in my life before going to the gym and I could easily squat my bodyweight (160lbs) multiple times with no issuethat's a movement, you aren't doing any movement aside from walkingyou aren't even squatting, so what's your deal? got bone problems? malnourished?
>>540536678He's not carrying a gym weight though. He's carrying awkwardly shaped containers of liquid.
>>540536863in bags that rest on your shoulders
>>540537139That doesn't really make it easier dude. Carrying real shit is completely different from lifting in a gym. This is kind of wild to me. You seem shelteredThats ignoring the fact that this isn't fucking /fit/ so shaming someone for days on how much they can lift means nothing and just makes you look like an asshole.
I want to plunder Thiu's bussy
>>540540768calm down, other Thiu
>>540537637initially I thought you were being a dumbass and carrying them by hand but now I think you're just malnourished or diseased (and also a dumbass)it does make it easier to carry it on your shoulders because the chain of muscles descending from your shoulders and torso down to your legs can more effortlessly pack on weight that is distributed than if you were to carry them with just your arms
You should hug your mom...
>>540541105You should take your girlfriend to church.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SND2LY0s8FE
>>540540969No I'm not the original guy. Also this is the coffin of Andy and leyley general.
>>540541105>>540541826>No thanks, I'm good on both of those things. I think I'll take my sister to the mall though. She needs a new bikini or something.
Is Andrew an atheist?
>>540542194Like another anon said he strikes me more as agnostic than anything, but he does insist on calling what are clearly demons "Entities" so maybe he's just agnostic AND cringe (some would say they're synonymous).
>>540542339Whats cringe about entities? They don't really look like christian demons.
>>540542534Dios mio... Cringe!
>>540542534Coffin obviously doesn't adhere to Christian theology but if it looks like a duck and it quacks like a duck... I will say I find his little write-up you can read as Ashley while he's asleep endearing.
>>540542691>
This game.... broke me....Like, Comment and Subscribe for more.
>>540544223I hate youtubers and influencers so much its unreal
haven't had slow /calg/ for a day and already miss it. which one of you troglodytes keeps complaining about the thread being slow? it's perfect that way. shitflinging related to religion isn't.
>>540544223Everyday I curse the normalization of episodic game releases because I really do wonder about how different of an experience Coffin and Deltarune would be if they released as complete products.I blame TellTaleGames.
>>540545678>Deltaruneno wonder you have shit takes and a short attention span.
>>540546190Why are you speaking as if you know who I am
>>540544223
>>540546190Cry about it retard
>>540546253one word is all i need to read someone.
>>540544223I am NOT looking forward to the video essays.>the game that broke me>the game that normalizes incest>the game that inspired a parricide>>540546190I don't even care about Deltarune as a game but their fandom is so fucking insufferable, they're up there with 40k fans when it comes to shoving their shit into random unrelated discussions.
>>540546282Reminder that this bitch KILLED /calg/
>>540546282>>540547027What'd Pippa do? I don't watch vtumors but she gets spammed on xitter
>>540546441You wanna read my palm next retard lmfao
>>540547027>KILLED /calg/We got better.
>>540547027don't know or care about whatever delusions you're making up
>>540546295>>540547539peak deltarune fan behaviour. atavistic, hostile and simpleminded. and you people wonder why you are treated like pariahs elsewhere.
>>540548341Cry about it
Ok this is the worst thread in calg historyDeserved for baking early
>>540547128She didn't actually kill it, but I do remember her stream caused the threads to get more active. I'm just being dramatic
Please bake the next thread early. FUCK that autist dude lol
>>540548341you're that same dude that constantly calls people 'ESL', aren't you?
>>540548768Not even close. This thread just had a bit of baitposting and autistic arguments. It's nowhere near as bad as the samefagging gay pedo threads back in the summer of '24. Hell, it's not even as bad as the sharty raids and namefaggotry of the winter of '23. Damn kids these days don't know how good they have it.
>>540549726No that was me and I only said one guy was ESL but I think he just likes giving people a hard time for no reason. And I don't have any issue with deltarune or anything. I just lurk or post art.
>>540550029>Damn kids these days don't know how good they have it.Seriously.
STOP BEING DEAD
>>540516627No way, Frutiger Aero ???.
>>540557483The IP count got removed last February lol
>>540557581>he doesn’t use XT
>>5405551609pm is gooning time. But I'm back now what's up?
>>540557720Use case?
>>540558064Identifying samefaggotry
>>540558371I thought it only worked on boards with IDs
>>540558064>>540558729The guy you're replying to has spent the whole thread just going "it's shit it's shit". Same troll from yesterday, don't engage
>>540558729It does, he's just talking shit.
>>540558803That’s not me. I’m the guy who started a new thread because the old one hit the image limit. Apparently I made someone very angry by doing that and I think he’s reporting me for stuff now.
>>540541105I hug my sister like a true /calg/ chad.
Anyone up for a jig?
>>540560543Hell yeah my jigga
>>540560543Yeah let's have it. End the thread on a good note.
>>540560625>>540560852An easy 250https://jiggie.fun/CWBz4T
>>540561119My jigga.also sorry for not helping very much my sister needs help with her homework
>>540561992Don't worry. It was fun to jig again
>>540561119Working girl Ashley...
>>540561119
WOOAWOOAHWOOOAAWOWOWOOOSTORY OF COFFINTALE
>>540562564Where's my credits and name? Anon 5 was here.
Ashley's got undiagnosed autism, right?
>>540564729No but she has psychopathic traits.
>>540564729Someone once said no because her clothing would cause sensory issues for autistics, but I never understood what was meant when people talked about autism causing sensory issues. Is it like how bedsheets (not comforters) are unusable because they're so thin that it makes sleeping hard or how wearing shirts in general sucks because of how it feels on your skin?I'm not autistic btw
>>540568738>her clothing would cause sensory issues for autisticsTell that to Chris Chan
My dad works at Nemlei ama
What's wrong with you incestfags? Don't you have a brother or sister?
>>540570145Why is your dad a cuck?
>>540570726Douglas is not a cuck and I'm tired of people imagining Renee and Douglas as anything but peas in a pod
>>540571121>Douglas is not a cuck!>He's totally a HUNK level secret agent who could kill everyone in the room befire they even knew what was happening!See this is why I can actually respect Renee chads, they distinctly base their interpretations on WHAT IS IN THE GAME. Douglas fanon is so fucking disconnected from canon it feels like the people interpreting didn't even play the game.
>>540571716>he thought the "Phil" Graves memes were real
>>540571716>>He's totally a HUNK level secret agent who could kill everyone in the room befire they even knew what was happening!>implying those are the only two options
>>540572295>picMan Dr. Lightman would have a field day with the Graves family
So I just started playing this game called CloverPit (https://store.steampowered.com/app/3314790/CloverPit/) and I noticed on my playthrough... are these eyes from Coffin?
Why did so many people want Douglas to be a cuck? Renee is very clearly obsessed with him.
>>540574372sneed
>>540574170Hint: It's the same reason most Andrew x Renee art isn't in English.
>>540572295This. Douglas is an average boomer whose optimistic youth was cut short by the dream breaker that is reality. His adult life consisted of work, sleep, repeat and he never had much time or energy to spend with his children (which it is unlikely he even really wanted to begin with, I get the impression that it was Renee who wanted to keep Andrew and convinced him to go for Ashley) and is probably the root cause of him not caring for them much. Nothing indicates that he was much of anything but a regular dude. RNG in life just had different plans.
>>540574372>>540574527>>540574730Hot Topic Habsburgs can't sneed!
>>540496867Andrew got a masters in What
>>540575680kek
>>540575680>he went for a mastersMan, no wonder he was a massive fag
>>540455730>>540455380Huh. For some reason, I remembered Aenon's breasts being a lot larger, as in easily the largest in the Nemleiverse.
Some isn't none. :)
FUCK YOU MANDELA EFFECT FUCK YOU I WANTED BIG AENON TITS MASSIVE FUNBAGS RETARDEDLY HUGE MILKY JUGGS I HATE YOU NELSON MANDELA FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>540577040>You know, I have a spell for that...
>>540577040So who actually has the biggest tits in the Nemleiverse? Is it the Jigsaw Witch?
>>540578192Probably. Also has there ever been a jiggie of her?
>>540578192Still might be Aenon. They must be pretty big to show under those thick robes.
>>540578289>Still might be AenonShe's definitely got the most wicked hip-to-waist ratio in the Nemleiverse, but her breasts are average by Nemleiverse standards (which are still big by real world standards)
>>540578656For the record, her visible waist is like HALF the width of her hips. The average hip to waist ratio for women is meant to be like 1:1.17, not god damn 1:2. She's an actual fertility goddess, dude if I were Lynn I would immediately sacrifice Marrow and just fuck and breed Aenon for the rest of my days.
>>540564729no, only other autists are projecting it onto her. The issue is her family and lack of a mother caring for her, and not some mental disorder. There's nothing really indicating her having autism
Just noticed that Bunnie has cuffed shorts like Ashley, and the same hip-to-waist ratio as her. Ashley mogged by a boy
>>540574170His lack of agency makes him easier to ignore.
I'm going to murder Andy without Ashley knowing. I'll be here savior. I can fix her.
>>540570234Yes I do. Next question?
>>540583498Do you hug them a lot?
Smartassshleyhttps://x.com/T0x1c_G3n0cid3/status/1971664858304467391
>>540573724The Nemiverse expands
>>540583540No
is andrew a tittyfucker
>>540585894Not yet. Andrew is a delphic dumper main, but he'll come around to the light side eventually.
>>540536678Carrying a human being for miles is difficult.
>>540568738>sensory issuesYou know how people react strongly to screeching like nails on a chalkboard? Ironically I have no issues with that but loud music, especially coming from cars, almost puts me in a murderous rage. One time I threw by coffee at a car out of rage.
>>540586816>Ironically I have no issues with that but loud music, especially coming from cars, almost puts me in a murderous rageI could tell you why this is the case, but I'm not allowed to.
>>540587010I mean it's rap 99% of the time.
>>540587267Trust me, I know, when I saw your post I formed a psychic connection over an indeterminable distance, I knew what you were thinking just as you know what I'm thinking. We're brothers, you and I.
https://x.com/Mikeinelart/status/1971874036855758921
>>540588293The neck is the most wonderful-smelling part of a woman.
>>540564729No, she has borderline personality disorder + psychopathy.
Sisters are bunnieshttps://x.com/Luzcckity/status/1971688842731352101
>>540590974The good ending..
https://x.com/hinakadan/status/1971725471588180336
>>540588293I wanna sniff my own armpit but she might cry if I refuse to sniff her. Which I definitely don't want to do. At all. No.
>>540591351They don't strike me as the type to get drunk Up In Da Club™
>>540588293My armpit smells nice
>>540541105i do but she never initiates hugs herself, too bad, i love hugs and mom cuddles
>>540591809They weren't in the club, they went grocery shopping and Ashley decided they should buy a wine bottle and drink at a public park
What would it take for Andrew to let Ashley tie him up?
>>540596412Not much.
Which Nemlei boy has the best bussy?
>>540596541i honestly feel bad for Ashley here thinking about how hard she must have been panicking when she found out Andrew was missing. Andrew must have come back at around the same time Ashley did or else she would have gone out looking for him.
>>540598043She said something about how he took too long, she must've waited some time.
>>540598043>>540598227I guess she knew he'd come back, which is pretty cute
>>540597823Thiu and it isn't even close
>>540492031I used to
>>540597823Douglas
Wait... all of the anons that post on calg are gay?
>>540601326Only the male ones
Now would be a very good time to nominate images for the next OP. My pick:
>>540601631I choose Wageley: >>540437414
>>540601326I'm not gay, I have fantasies of Ashley, and SEX with Andrew
>>540573724Perhaps the devs are fans. Because those icons look liked they're straight up taken from eye puzzles in Episode 3. Could be a coincidence, though.
>>540599060I wonder if Ashley would've got ??? to locate Andrew's soul or to give her a vision of his location.
>>540603549Maybe, though I prefer to think there was no magic and she just knew him well enough to know he'd return
How do Ashleyfags respond?
>>540604391He was being dramatic like usual.
>>540604391
>>540604391>He's nearly cryingAshley doesn't deserve Andrew. She should've been the one in the box..
>>540604391>"..."
>>540604391Ashley will never sacrifice her own happiness for Andrew's happiness, proving she's the worse sibling
>>540605410Bullshit. Ashley really wanted interdependence but sacrificed it so she can be a NEET orbiting her brother, because of that she ended in the quarantine and had no future from the moment they escaped that apartment.
>>540601631Nominate, you fuckers!
>>540609508This one
Devlog in just a few days!
>>540604746ICK
>>540601631Megane Ashley!
>>540601631my pick
>>540597823Marion
We can make it guys...
No we can't
>>540614426>>540614934It’s gonna be really funny when some anon makes a new thread at the image limit
>>540614426Ready for Burial in October?
>>540615062I want to believe.
>>540615062Episode 4 in October :DDDD
Alright, I have decided on an OP image. I will wait for Page 8.
>>540611443>wood on wood contactBest for starting fires maybe.
why is Ashley x Andy fanart so rare?
>>540616631I prefer Andrew x LeyLey
>>540616919>>540616919>>540616919>>540616919BAKE D'NOUVEAU
