Previous: >>540480234>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Believe (3*)9/22: CM Classic - Kyoto 2000m, right, autumn, sunny, firmOctober: CM Sprint - Niigata 1200m, left, autumn, cloudy, firmNovember: LoH Dirt - Morioka 1600m, left, autumn>Global Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: El Condor Pasa (Alt 3*), Grass Wonder (Alt 3*), Hishi Amazon (3*), Seiun Sky (SSR), King Halo (SSR), Bamboo Memory (SSR), Shinko Windy (SR)9/11 - 9/23: Legend Race9/21 - 10/4: Story Event - Uma QuestTimeline: https://uma.moe/timeline>IP NewsUmamusume Cinderella Gray 2nd cour will air on 10/5Umamusume 6th Live Event Autumn Leg will be held on 10/18-19Guest Starring:Alexandros, Ooishi Masayoshi (Day 1), Kageyama Hironobu (Day 2)https://umamusume.jp/contents/event/tnf6th-autumn/>Thread CirclesJP: ウマオオオオ (20 million/month), PUMA, ウマぴょいのまにまに (No quota)EN: https://rentry.org/globalclubsumaYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.top/Seiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umst/uma/ POG (Paper Owners Game)https://rentry.org/umapog
>>540505476I am no longer satisfied with twin turbo. It's time for triplet turbo.
Just got night owl and Tachy is feeling a bit eepy
5 days until Fuji Kiseki!
>Late Surger A>Front Runner G>more consistently win if she's frontWhat the fuck
Tachyontourists deserve the rope
>>540504693GratsI'm still a couple of days away, but will be there soon alsoWill probably drop the game after that because I'm tired of running careers for a 0.1% chance at a competitive horse
>>540505729he is beginning to believe
wife
>training fails on a 0%There’s no fucking way this is real life
I now remember why I stopped coming to these threads.It reminded me of how bad I am at this game.
dense trainers deserve to be mistreated
>kitahara jou is too much of a loser to self insert into>mean while belno is just right despite being an UmaIs this how Cinderella Grey is supposed to be consumed?
>>540505808I play for fun so I just do career with different decks and run what horses I feel like running. Sometimes I try for parents or aces, but I don't force myself to do something if it isn't fun. Hoping the new careers don't take too long to come out for some variety.
sniffing Grass Wonder's big sweaty butt after a long day of fighting monsterssniffing Tazuna's large sweet smelling butt as she settles in at Tracen
Post your favorite image of your favorite horse.
>>540506093posting improved version
Any recommendations for what support cards to use for a frontrunner's grandparents, parents and the runner itself? Been on the more casual side so far and just went with whatever I got for the previous Cups but I want to try and win this time. picrec what I got
>>540505842Wholesome hors can foresee the happy future that she and her trainer will have together.
Digitan LOVE
>>540505810I don't get it. Is there a point I'm supposed to switch to late surger in career?
>>540506130I want to fuck Belno and Belno self-inserters..
>>540506209I want this grass alt
>>540506093It's a luck and whale game. You shouldn't feel bad whrn it requires almost zero skill.
>>540506321yeah right after you finish the URA finale
>>540506209Am i allowed to post this?
>>540506093I only post success, you'll never see me fail
>>540506209
>>540506478what if the swimming uniform was microbikinis instead of swimsuits
>>540506321When there's less than 4 people in Late Surger and you still have 3 clocks avaliable
>>540506467I admire that you did. That takes bravery.
>>540506130I could relate to his 25yo unemployed loser past pretty well desu. Generally liked his development and looking forward to him becoming Oguri's trainer again.Also, Belno is perfect for casual sex.
Ok finally survived a Taishin Mile run.It was a fucking nightmare. I had to buy stam skills to not get destroyed by Tenho Sho spring and even then i ended up using all my clocks and got 3rd at the very last tryHopefully this is enough for this CM and i can move to make some more ACEs.
>>540506385>You shouldn't feel bad whrn it requires almost zero skill.rng can still fuck you over even after giga-brained strategizing but there's a lot of skill involved in reducing the effect of said rng in the long run. Just look at the kind of stuff uma autists come up for specific race tracks and umas. If that isn't called skill I don't know anymore
>>540506762>572 stamanon, i...
yeah im running blockshinas inblocked taishin
>>540506130Only if you have a cuck mentallity
>>540506828>Hey Air Groove. Where's Rudolph, I needed to talk to her.... what's with that look you're giving me? Why are you taking off your clothes!?
general full of sons who will pull sirius and then be like "arf arf" or "woof woof"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOuISWjawMI
>>540507110>implying rudolf isn't there watching it
>>540507124Truearf arf
This is my Ass Wonder. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
yall niggas having a meltdown over the golshit welfare card????
golshi or taishin for cm4
>>540507361oh GSAS
>>540505476>Club members at 4D-7D>Danchode cant kick them due to end of month tally>Anons are burning out>Were just in the 1st scenario, not Make A New TrackAre we going to survive year 2?
>>540507370Its trash for cleatin.Nuff said.
>>540506408>>540506590Why does position rating matter so little?
>>540506130I would fuck Belno if I was Kitahara desu
>>540507216Rudolph is a cuckqueen... watching her right hand uma rob you of your innocence... that shouldn't be hot yet here we are.
>>540507570position aptitude doesn't work during career, all horses are aptitude A in every strategy
>>540507570It affects wit. And most are witlets so 100 wit vs 150 wit makes little difference when you're blocked. So pick the area with less runners as long as your stats are fine for it.
Making aces for CM3 is so much more painful than for Taurus/Gemini. I can't tell why. I'm not even doing groundwork farming
Retard here, I want to make mayano my ace but... imagine I manage to get groundwork... how do I get 3 green skills with her? I don't even know how to get focus
>>540506130Kitahara is /ourguy/ tho.
>yall>niggas
oh shit i knew practice poor removed practice perfect, didn't know it also worked vice versa
>>540506130I like his lore tho
Always give priority to straitghaways over corners
>"We saw you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe."How do you respond?
Spe ugly and gay
>>540506130Like a jap boomerhttps://youtu.be/KBydgS_5jsk?si=mnaPQ1jxGpsf1WEv
>>540507452taishintrust methis is the cm
>>540508035it's the exact opposite, corner is much better because that's where the overtake happens
>>540508067I become dust
>>540507797im sorryyall umaggers
Is there a spreadsheet for Cancer Cup grandparents, parents and ace support cards?
>>540508067why does /uma/ pretend palmer isn't sexy?
>>540506096What's her problem?
Why is she so damn huge? And i don't mean her boobs now. She was fucking towering next to everyone in the last story event.
>>540508067>Please don't rape me. I have a wife and child.
>>540507772there are tons of cards that give green skills
>>540508219Oguri SSR for groundworks and mile velocity goldSpecial Week and Tazuna for tails
>>540508219nyo
>>540508035>>540508187corner skills are better because professor of curvature has higher numbers than beeline burst and you want to stack them together
>>540508219
>>540508301she was a big horse IRL
>Mr. CBTif you like this horse you are literally gay
IRL Taishin
>>540508067>"O-Oh. T-Thanks.">turn away and continue making out with Fuji Kiseki
>>540508371i thought shorter durations are good so the effect is compacted
>>540508301>When Hishi Akebono won the 1995 Sprinters Stakes, he weighed 560kg, setting the record. For comparison, the second-place Biko Pegasus weighed 432kg, for a difference of 128kg. Hishi Akebono later ran in the 1996 Mile Championship at 568kg, but did not win
>>540508187Let me be more specific, I mean for Late Surgers in this CM. Overtaking means nothing, if anything you miss the position for a good Furious proc or overtake, go to inner rail and get blocked. The main reason for my statement is because Straightaways can proc at the last spurt which can be the winning game skill.
>>540508458well fuck my ass and call me Mrs. CBT cos im all about that horse
I can't...i can't decide which late surger stacked tomboy wife i love more.
>>540506292why whale for cards if you've been casual so far
This with my uma wife
bost something cute>>540505684you too
Any ideas for a meme deck run
RUNNING KISSUUUU!!
can you overtake someone with wit alone?
>>540508381outdated
I wonder why the voice director for the game decided to make Dia sound girlier in the gameComparing her anime version which sound "normal" for an anime girl, the game one sounds very high pitch, like trying very hard to be cute
This night owl shit is rigged. I don't believe it's that super rare, it has to be 25% or some shit. I keep getting it every run.
I've given up on the rat race and just run careers with my waifu every so often. It's a comfy life.
>>540508301>180cm>hugeShe only seems huge because all the other umas are absolutely tiny.
>>540508598is there one with decks for the actual runners rather than parents please anon
>>540508528No, getting less of your effect is not, in fact, better. In the JP beeline burst is buffed to 3s to make it not insanely dogshit.
>>540508654Guts/Wits
>>540508484okay now i understand all the sizelet references
>>540508346>>540508381>>540508598Much appreciated, lads. Gonna try my luck.>>540508610I just enjoy the gameplay in general. I'm just not a very competitive person by nature, so haven't bothered with the PVP aspect of the game so far, I still use the auto function for TT.
>>540508664>no mention of King HaloAnd we're supposed to believe this?
>>540508805It's good for accel. Equal levels of accel with less duration is more efficient
Maybe I shoulda asked this question a while ago, but…Am I not supposed to buy the stars in the daily shop? I feel like everyone else has significantly more monies than me, and I’m starting to wonder if it’s been a waste buying them every time.
>>540508786
How do I look Trainer?
>>540508965buy stars for honses you like and for 1-2* honses that you are planning to 3* but haven't yet. skip the rest.
>>540505842>>540506296Do you guys think Shiraoki likes to watch?
>>540509039I wish she kept her ponytail
>>540508965just buy pieces for girls that are below 3 starthat's all
>>540508512Teio!
>>540508965only the 5k onesand only if you need themotherwise you will end up just the way you are right now
>>540508889Nothing to be ashamed for, hf anon.Groundworks parent is a prime investment.
>>540508740It's whatever you can get away with. If you've got a strong deck maybe you can slot an Air Groove on your front ace runs, or one of the gold accel cards for late, but if you can't hit good stats then it's obviously not worth it.
>>540508654only take cards with more than 2 umas in the picturebonus points for fielding THE MOST umas onscreen you can in 1 deck
>>540508842I'll do full wits Rudolf, thanks
>>540508965I buy only if I have some small amount (like 20) remaining to the next star or unlock.
>>540509039>How do I lookLow Res
>>540508990
>>540508653
fuck me for trying to parent farm while doing Bourbon career for the first time
>>540509039Cute and kissable
Call me a faggot for this all you want, but I love the labcoat enough to spend almost 100 statues
>>540509260congrats on your reddit gold
>>540509113This sounds fun aswell, I'll try it on Tachyon after this.
>>540506686Peak is coming soon, anon
>>540509134>Smartest Luna aroundBased.>>540509182Very cute, thank you!>>540509260I'm not big on her, but the coat is silly good fun, won't deny her that.
>>540509362Bonjovi to you too
>>540508484That's a pony
>>540509181
>>540508598Does anyone even use late surgers, apart from the mandatory Nice Nature debuffer?
>>540509374What the fuck what is she doing?
>>540509426kekarino>>540509362english only thread
>>540509362That's a reasonable responsible to see a japanese horse speak fluent french
>>540508908nta but how does that even make sense? you don't hit full speed by the time straightaway spurt ends, why wouldn't I want it to last longer?
I want to die
>>540509362ces BDs chinoises ne sont pas halal, Hakim
>>540509260I spent like 600 statues alreadyThere's 0 reason to hoard them
>>540509582Cars that can go 0 to 60 in half a second are worth more than cars than go 0 to 60 in two seconds
>>540508556Unit
>>540509472
what if pic related tried to rape you, what can you realistically do to survive
>>540509081Thanks, don't have any girls with groundwork sparks myself, but some of the people I'm following got them and one of them has lvl 45 Oguri support card so that should work.
>>540508738Anon... 180cm is taller than I am... at 176cm...
>>540509480in case you've been living under a rock these past weeks, late is actually looking solid this CM. Better than pace and end, at least.
Hey Anon consider me an anonymous admirer!
>>540509626Your punishment must be more severe
>>540509713
>>540509570>>540509569>>540509426English TL hasn't caught up to that part yet, sue me "Everything I have, I have because you never gave up" or something along those lines
>>540509859so if i don't want to run fronts, i'm better with 2x lates and taishin?
>>540509706godlike badonk
>>540508738>uma heights>director and her secretaryHuh?
>>540509727I don't like this imageIt feels threatening
How fucked am I with this power?
Why did She leave me for europe after we won Ura together...
Rice does not consort with demons
is shifting gears useless for a pace chaser?
>>540509260>not getting 5 starsyou're a fake niggaI whaled for my wife
>>5405099482 late/ends and a front blocker to fuck over anyone using front aces
>>540509696furious feat vs encroaching shadow. same accel, but feat lasts 3x as long.
>>540509948Blocker (bakushin, fart smalcon) + 2 late/end seems to be the optimal strat if you're not going front, though blockers aren't exactly easy to build either.
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>>540510076The weak fear the strong
>>540510179yeah the blockers needing groundwork + 3 greens makes it just as rough to build as the front runner itself
>>540510083worry more about the wit desu
>>540508381Scarlet as a front runner or pace chaser?
>>540509734You're already pretty hopeless when a Jap uma wants to rape you. Now take a guess what's going to happen when a Western uma does it.
>>540508067I don't even have it turned on.
>>540510169furious feat procced earlier
>>540509850Unfortunate, but at least you're still taller than every uma other than Hishi Akebono.>>540510051You just had to notice, didn't you? Please open the spoiler to reveal the truth.
>>540509054She wants me to impregnate her most devout follower. I am certain of this.
>>540510136No it's fairly good on a pace chaser. it's doo doo on fronts usually since they're losing by the time it would matter
stop that
>>540509734no man can overpower any uma, why you think a gaijin uma is any different? if anything is far worse
>>540508067>Palmer and King HagSpill my spaghetti
>tracen is not a hunting ground for umas, trust me bro
>>540510369Front, Pace chasers have no rights for this one
>>540510505be NICE to the horses
>>540510083Will take first place early then my blokushin will eat her midrace.
>>540510468I rerolled for a seed that put them close together so you could see the duration is relevant but sure if you just want to compare the skills heres with 500 samples instead.
Anons, what's the trick to get 600 stam without using stam cards?
>>540510598remember that umas choosing their trainers is for a reason
I'm getting tilted at 30 energy rests and then straight pissed off at sleep owl.I think I'm going to take a break for today, sorry danchou.
>>540510727okay but what if i have both furious feat AND shadow
>>540510083It's owari da
>>540510753Strength cards with stam bonuses, take stam from non-energy events, let the free points from URA finals take you over the threshold
>>540508528>>540508805>>540509696>>540510169>>540510727>/uma/ tries to gaslight itself into believing that actually skills that do less are betteryou love to see it
>>540510619This is wrong, if fronts end up blocked its a rat race of everyone else.Lucky pacer can outmomentum the late because he isnt a gambler.>>540510753Inherits, URAs, power training, summer trainingIf youre still fucked just pick Golshi that shits out stamina.
>>540510727no idea why the results are like that
>waiting for aoi's free mood up in classic year march>get a mood down immediately after
>>540508067That shadow is giving Palmer an absolutely insane cameltoe
umas only have 3x human power?anons made them look like they were saiyans or something, you won't die if you get uma attack'd by them
>>540510251RERORERORERORERORERORERORERORERORERO
>>540511014hmmmmmmm salt
>>540511012Thats a regular one, Tracent students are anything but regular.
>>540511097hors funni
>>540511012Realistically El's idea of how strong a human is is probably from when she was a little girl and comparing herself to pro wrestlers.
>>540511012Condor is lying to lower your guard. Teio deadlifts 200kg for multiple reps on her first attempt at the exercise, and also says Rudolf lifts 200kg as her warmup weight.The fact they can do that while looking like skinny girls who could barely do a push up means they're well beyond 5-10x stronger.
I'm going to play my first Air Groove career. Anything I should know before going in?
>>540511324her periods are regular between the 12th and the 15th of the month
>>540511324Get her mile up
>>540511324She likes cunnilingus.
>>540511012Yes. The truth is that you'd win against half of the main characters.
Training for this CM would be so much easier if Smart Falcon didn't have zero affinity with any parentsIs it even mathematically possible to get double circle with her?
>>540511324Get fitted for a neck brace now so you don't spend too long in the hospital later
>>540511097https://x.com/dqbsm7121/status/1971460327603831080
>>540511324Nothing about her is likeable
>>540511659must be a pain in the ass not reaching back there
i'm all burnt out bros
>>540511659>"Oh shit, human saw me!" *quickly turns around*
>good run>groundwork doesn't proc:(
>>540511628The only way I could see you coming out on top is by the other party having a complete lack of willingness to fightIf any of them had some sort of motive to fight you they'd beat you to death on accident via a single punch
>>540510035God damn
>>540510251It is sometimes mysterious to me how these posts don't get caught up in the "4chan thinks your post is spam" filter
>>540511996You'd probably stand a chance against canon urara
>>540511679Is this true? Not a single Air Groover to defend her?
>>540510505I've never seen the full image of this, but Maya having speech bubbles makes me aware it's out there somewhere.
so bourbon is not a robot?she just ... larps as one?
>>540511996>The only way I could see you coming out on top is by the other party having a complete lack of willingness to fightThat's pretty much what the tier list is showing.
>>540511790my honeymoon phase is over :[
>>540511628Delusional nigga The only way you'd survive this is if they spare your life
>>540511320Tachyon also comments on how impossibly strong Umas muscles are given how lean they are overall
In hindsight picking speed sparks would have helped quite a bit as I realised I'm rather slow and decided to go front runner because I'm not sure.Next up as many umas as possible in a deck.
>>540510753Stam sparks are more important than ever in mile because your power training will then cover the rest. It's only sprint where stamina sparks fall off.
>>540512324spare deez nuts in your mouth lmao
>>540511628taishin would literally rip you apart in a fit of blind autistic tard rage and spend the rest of her life regretting it.
>>540512324doto FIGHT
>>540511921It's funny how ace runs find completely unique and different ways to piss me off compared to the parent mines.
>unfunny zoomer tard secondary
>>540512239Her umother munched Tylenol by the fistful while pregnant.
>>540512324I could take Meisho Doto. I'm putting her into the 'Nah I'd win' tier. Unless Opera is nearby in which case Opera would probably beat me.>>540512481I'd just pick her up. She's tiny.
>>540511628>Smart Falconlollmao even
holding maya's tail up high
TONIGHT ON TOP UMAMaruzensky sets herself on fire, Spe declared war on both Koreas and China and Grass Wonder Eats 400kg of fermented red beans and shits herself to death.
>>540511628grass would slice you into sashimi
I fucked up on Wit didn't I? It's fucking impossible to get every stat right
>>540511628You are all wrong. The correct answer is you can beat all umas because no female can defeat the dick.
>>540512861sub 800 wit is brick
>>540512761Maya's erect tail jabbing you in the throat after you entered the wrong hole!
>gives you Gourmand
>teases her trainer everyday with her mere existence
>gives you Hydrate
>>540512145If I took off that hat would she die?
>>540512736I don't know, anon. She's pretty small.>>540512842Her weeb spear isn't part of her standard costume so I didn't put her into the 'I'd die' tier.>>540512862Quite possibly true.
>>540512861she slipstream on my shifting gears till i shooting for victory
>>540511628
>>540513086It's been very relaxing doing CM3 runs and not having to panic about not hitting multiple event chains, especially not having to worry about about Burger Queen or Special Chud denying me my gold skill.
forever trapped in the npc jail...
>>540507507>Are we going to survive year 2?Yeah I'm in the same boat, I only do one career a day and mostly at the dead of night on my bed before going to sleep, I struggle to decide between picking oguri and jobbing real quick or if I'll actually go all the way to the ura finals with another uma I didn't win the onsen ticket with yet.Until a new scenario comes out or my oshi (cafe) arrives there is nothing making me go that extra mile, I already have almost 40k carrots anyway.
Guts matters for Blockushin? I thought it was just power and wit.
>>540512992Marriage with Spec>>540513086DEATH to Spechud
>>540513246Wait, they can do that? I don't remember that in the anime.
>>540513230>I don't know, anon. She's pretty small.She gets recognized for her exceptional strength even among umas in her story.
>>540512861Nah you're goodBring a Blockushin to support Curren and you win easily Alternatively go again and get Plancha instead of SFV
>>540513280still cute wife material
>>540513086It's ok spe, I'm running oguri so I don't actually care
>>540513405
>>540513194It would be extremely painful
>>540513405if spechud dies we don't get cesario, buena or tact
>>540513590You're a big uma.
>he thinks he'd win in a fight
>>540513627>if spechud dies we don't get cesario, buena or tactHow did Spe-chud genes managed to produce such chads?
>>540512324It's abstractly possible to beat Doto in a fight but she'd have some sort of comedic pratfall midway through the actual fight, break your neck by accident and cry about it while operao laughs uproariously
Which Uma would feel best to drug and sleep rape
>>540513473Needs rape correction>>540513627I will wait until those three are born and then take her out
Why are you idiots giving attention to a redditard? His tier list is fucking stupid and unrealistic
So uhh… who’s gonna tell El that wrestling is fake and that none of her moves would be useful in a real fight?
What are these red shoes? And why does everyone want them? And why does nobody ever donates them? It just keeps going.
>>540513341They still need to total 900 to make the course and set up your other aces especially with that f2poor ass deck he's usually as an extreme example of what you can make
>>540513713For you
>>540513341people really running those welfare ssrs?
>>540513896...
>>540513851*suplexes you* heh, care to say that again?
>>540513851If you ruin wrestling for my Latina daughter I will hunt you down and feed your balls to your horses through a meat grinder
>>540513741Eternal seethe against the rest of golden gen does that
>>540513667I want her racewear so bad bros...
>>540513896someone started a meme since people don't build dirt racers and now we're at a deficit. I think people saw people in other severs with a million of them and just copied
>>540513473Fuck you I'm not training another pace until Nishino Flower at which point you'll be a distant memory.
SEXO
16989470 cm3
>>540514046spent all my goddess statues on her 3 star a month back never regretted it
If I want to build Late/Ends, who do I want to pull in the future aside from Mejiro Dober?
>>540514192Goddess statues are annoyingly hard to come by when you actually want to pump some uma. I wish I could just forget then for like a year.
>>540514238MLB Eishin Flash is the only reason late surgers are viable for me at all
>>540513851Surely wrestling has one move that's good in a real fight?>>540514238Wit Nice Nature (SSR)
>>540511012Ackhually, there is a limit to what mammals are capable of doing by the sheer physics of carbon based muscle mass. It is impossible for an Uma to be 3x as strong as a normal human while still looking like an average human. They'd have to be body builders type of jacked to make this true, but they aren't, they are 15 year old school girls. >but ants can lift 10x their body weightAnts are insects with an exoskeleton and and intricate internal hydraulics system that allows them to do such a feed. Humans, horses and umas do not posses the ability to use their blood vessels like hydraulic robot arm. There is a limit to what an internal skeleton and muscles are capable of doing, an Uma would need to manipulate gravity to keep up her dainty schoolgirl looks and still drag a 2 ton tire across the sand, not to mention the insane amount of calories they'd need to burn to make such small muscles perform such feats. I'd go even as far to say that Umas need to perform small scale nuclear fusion inside their bodies to keep up with the energy needs. They wrote themselves into a corner, blindly applying horse powers onto an Uma when the smarter answer would've been the tail, metabolism and blood.The tail allows the Uma to balance herself better so they can do their signature running style with the upper body leaning forward for less wind resistance, the metabolism is helpful to shed large amounts of energy in short bursts (leaving them fucking broken after a race) and horse blood has more hemoglobin to carry oxygen easier to to the muscles. But we're like 5 years in Umamusume now, it's too late for retcons so fuck it, Nishino flower can lift a Toyota Prius over her head from a squat lift
>>540513086I am feeling quite thirsty.>>540512992Wow, I am hungry too!
POV: you are playing game that is pvp after pvp content not letting the playerbase breathe
What team are you bringing for the next CM? >King Halo>Grass Wonder>Taiki Shuttle
Would you forgive Spechud for her crimes based on how attractive her daughters are?
>>540513473But Spe, I want your hand in marriage....
>>540514380Shiraoki and the Three Goddess will grant umas superhuman strength and you will accept it!
>>540514238Wit Neicha with On Your Left is pretty decent too.
OGURI CAP YOU FUCKING NIGGER WHY DID YOU LET THEM RAPE ME FOR A SINGLE SET OF BURGER AND FRIES AM I WORTH ONLY THAT MUCH TO YOU?
>>540514449El Condor Pasa (Front Runner)Dumb Falcon (Front Runner)Silence Suzuka (Debuffer)
SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>540514152umadacchis doko
>>540506686>Training Oguri againI have bad news for you bro
>>540514374>Surely wrestling has one move that's good in a real fight?I mean, considering umas are 3x stronger than humans, even a fake flashy move from her could be turned into a lethal one through sheer brute force. Imagine an elbow drop from her, but from 30 feet up and aimed at your head.
How bad is it for an uma to have herself as a grandparent? Asking for a friend.
>>540514589Oguri loves (You), her trainer and would never ever do something like that.
>>540511012you really thing this is a 3 man power?
>>540514805you lose out on like 20-30 affinityso pretty bad
>>540514485No, I will continue to hate her while I have wild hot unprotected sex with Tact
>>540514449>Vodka>Bakushin>El Condor PasaNot because I have them properly built. But because they’re the only ones who can come even close to the power requirements.
which way currenchang enthusiastswhich one will have a higher chance of overtaking at that specific section of the race
>>540514238You basically wont be making late surgers if you dont get that neicha card.
>>540515016right for sure
>>540514152
>>540514485That’s just thanks to Maruzen’s sexo genes so no
>>540506960Stam+guts>900 that Taishin passed
>>540515121>>540514669sorry bro I only have one CM3 ready Uma, everything else are duds
>>540515208Better than nothing, throw her in with a cou
>>540514827this but my balls in place of the tire
>>540513984Bugs under the rock lookin' ass
Doberbros…
Someone please help this mare out!
>>540515294>>540515334Dobercord..
>>540511012>can crush stone>pull giant excavation tires>can dive to great depths to fight giant squids
EL CONDOR PUTA
>>540506209I constantly flip flop between who my favourite Uma is.Nice Nature, Twin Turbo, Daitaku Helios, Opera, Doto.I have 5 horses that I really adore and I can't pick a favorite. All I can say, from how it looks my favourite Umas are retard dorks.
>>540515078Are you saying it's a MUST PULL?
Dober will become the breedsow for my endless late and ends...
Guess the Uma
>>540515161what went wrong here
>>540513938
>>540514881Asking for it
>>540514380>Umas need to perform small scale nuclear fusion inside their bodies to keep up with the energy needs.They do.
>third career in a row where the only reaction done is karaoke during junior yearYou can't tell me this shit isn't scripted. Oh yeah, all three times I was under 50% energy. This shit is rigged.
I want Fenomeno to break my arm by accident
>>540514805Very very bad
How fluffy are horse tails or are they coarse/
>>540514152the so called """""front dominated""""" CM
>>540515660Go visit a stable near you and find out, anon
>>540515660Not fluffy. You can buy horse hair brushes at hardware stores. I use them to wash my stairs off.
>>540510980>kitasan mood up event procsgood mood>director night event procsgreat mood>kitasan 2nd event procsstill great mood>migraineI'm being sabotaged by the (((J)))RA
>>540515640why, so you can guilt her into jerking you off?
>>540515704Did anyone else notice how quickly people changed the gaslight from "A&S ruins cm forever starting with cm3" to "it was always a nothingburger until summer maruzensky retard"
>>540515494This is Uma Mumsume perfection tho.
Is team trials bugged or something? I’m well above the retention line but it still says I’m going to demote
>>540514380>They'd have to be body builders type of jacked to make this true, but they aren't, they are 15 year old school girls.Cingray actually DOES make them look kinda jacked. So this is probably what they’d actually look like, and the game is just artistic interpretation.
Is Seiun Sky's career even doable with a speed/wit or speed/power deck? The spring Tenno Sho hard filters me when I try without stamina cards.
>>540515889Front runners were good in gemini
>>540515640
>>540515640imagine getting nursed back to health by meno....
is it gay to kiss your homies?
>>540511628>Super "Mommy" Creek >In i'd probably win LMAO
>>540516035You'd need a lot of stamina sparks on top of taking every option that gives stamMaybe tapping stam/guts in summer too
>>540514152So close, and yet so far...
>>540514380It's funny you came to the conclusion of the tail, metabolism and blood as a way to explain Umas differences with humans But completely missed the fact they already write that as canon ingameYou would do good to play Air Groove career with her wedding costume
>>540515846just as planned
>>540515889There were always people saying both, it's just that the former started stfu as soon as it became apparent it wasn't the case. I blame gook gaslighting and human stupidity.
>>540516170Curren Chang!
>>540515510
What granbdparents do you use for frontrunners? I tried Mayano, Super Creek and Mexico so far but I'm struggling to complete their career...
>public roomI think everyone gave up...
>>540516170>losing with these umaswow these lobbies are sweaty as fuck
>>540516170i think having a blocker but no proper front runners just gigabuffs pace chasersi don't think that curren procced her unique so i have no idea how she won
DOOMCHUDS OUR NARRATIVE!?!? WHY ARE NORMALNIGGERS STILL GLAZING THIS FUCKING SHIT, WE ONLY JUST GOT CYGENEROUS TO BEND THE KNEE AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0g7eUMJHQA8
>>540516310Ideally you'd want Condor and Seiun as your parents, unless you're running either of those obviously. It depends on who has the best affinity with your ace and what ult inherits you want to prioritize. McQueen's unique is good but not mandatory so I've been using her as a grandparent.
>>540516447That Oguri is going to rape you
>>540516515Random CM rooms here were harder than my group A final.
Who is more annoying? "I can rape everything that moves despite the lore" guys, or "using real life physics on a made up unrealistic setting" guys?
>3 owls in juniorThat's a sign to tap out even before the late surger faggotry
black
>>540515967I like dogs too
Why did Miss Nekopon stop uploading?
>>540516610>Would you rather have brain damage or down's syndrome?
>>540516709died of ligma
>anons unironically think they can beat someone more than 3x faster and stronger than them
>>540516709Giving birth
>>540516880that baby? me
>>540511012so who's lying?
>>540516595Grass did actuallyI just wanted to make sure Suzuka still jobs so I can late gamble instead>>540516526>i think having a blocker but no proper front runners just gigabuffs pace chasersYeah that's what happened, she didn't proc ult either
neko neko neko
>>540516775Reread the question, esl-kun.
<:D
>>540516593Working on the grandparents atm. I haven't decided on which frontrunners I'll use just yet. Picrel are the umas I own, sadly don't have McQueen.
>>540516170>allowing a pace chaser to get front runner buff you guys are idiots
>>540516857The three Goddesses made mankind weak and umakind strong. Sam Colt made them equal.
>>540516958El isn't lying she's just retarded
>>540514073lmao bunch of goofs. Is it the same in all clubs?
>>540516603
>>540509113I tried checking the supports with the most Umas in them and I think something like this deck is going to fit that requirement. It went suprisingly well, but the cards were thankfully leveled up quite well outside of Ryan which I can't afford to level up. Bit of a random deck, but it worked out and run went without any troubles so that was fun.
>>540517020Why are you neglecting Wife Nature anon?
>>540517069
>>540513984N-n-n-nani nani!?
>>540517020holy pigger oink oink
Why yes, I suboptimize my team trials team just so that my favorite uma gain affection levels.
>>540517069fores new idle in skyrim ahh animations
Addicted to Daiwa's pheromones
Newbie question: during inspiration, can you only inherit skills from the uma parent's sparks or can you get them from the parent's skills as well?
>>540517145Haven't pulled a lot of copies of her so far, I only recently got her to 3*
I don't think I'll have enough for Gold City...
>>540516610The former. Just reeks of insecurity.
>>540516958Fillies can pull this?
Are there any non-dirt tracks that experience night time? Would be cool if there was a CM like that or skills related to it
>>540517291Anon, that's just the artificial pheromones Tachyon laced into Scarlet's tea
>>540517260>ahh
>>540516993Are you prepared to wait years for Calstone Wife O?
>>540517059sadly
>>540511012>only have 3x human powerI think you may have a skewed idea of how strong vs how durable baseline humans are, if you think that you can just tank a hit with 3x the force of a human and be okay afterwards
How much is a gold skill worth compared to white skills in Team Trials?How many gold skills should I aim for a Team Trials uma? 3?
>>540511014
Can anon remind me why do I NOT want to have mid-race skills as late surgers?
>>540516673Inu musume is not real.
>>540516610the "akshually the little girls have horse strength even if physically impossible, chuddie. they're all dommy mommies and you cant contradict the made up lore" guy is the most annoying to me
What The Fuck13th in Fillies, 8th in Hopeless
>>540516958an average man can lift 60kg, this would mean umas have the power of 88 average men which I doubt. Either El is retarded (no surprise here) or the game is exaggerating things (also no surprise). Anyway in both cases you have no chance against them.
>>540517675
>>540517207Game gives pretty good amount of carats. Don't spend them on cards and you'll be able to roll umas without paying anything.
>>540517596Horses use their mouths for socialization and fine manipulation so I think it's fair to assume that all umas have an oral fixation and will bite you if you ask nicely
>>540517596My wife is so affectionate.
>>540517707left
Oguri...wife?
>>540517720There's no real consistency with their strenght, they are just as strong as the gag requires them to be, like how Gentildonna can make a steel ball just disintegrate
>>540517720Gentildonna can apply pressure enough to destroy a planet so there it is quite exaggerated
Sweaty Palmer.
>>540517898As in peak, yes.
>>540517707>Torso (in the petite woman) is more toned and curvy>It is actually less curvy and toned than the loli to the right.
Danchou's last login was 13 days agoThere are no officersNearly 1/3 of the club are dead
>>540517692>Physically impossible>Made up lore Anon... The umamusumes... The umamusumes aren't actually real
>>540517596schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp
>>540517904>>540518010Gentildonna makes the rest of the umas look like average men
i'm sure one sick bastard here has built a super lucky seven fuku for CM, i command you to post it
>>540517904The build your own island scenario confirms that all umas can easily crush boulders
>>540517709I'm never running Pace early again
>>540517707That's just a regular woman on the right
>>540517720If you're fighting fair, you've already lost.
>>540518049Not my club. Today danchou actually spoke for the first time since I joined in.
>>540517020Figure out who your ace/s will be, so that you know which parents are better suited based on affinity and getting the uniques you'd benefit the most from. It takes some experimentation to figure out that sweet spot, cause you also want to take in mind how doable her career will be with a suboptimal parent deck etc.
>>540518049Leave bro...After you get your rewards of course
>>540518058https://youtu.be/Ty0mHm8WNdM
>>540517343She's waiting for you anon, all you have to do is swipe!
>>540518142Impressive, fucking up the easiest career that bad
wait till you learn magic is real in uma
AAAAAH STOP USING REAL LIFE PHYSICS FOR MY CUTE GACHA GAME
>>540518093Some redditor did some math and if correct yes, Gentildonna is capable of destroying planets more or less being god level of power.
This is the second time you are late to our meeting. One more time and I'll find a new trainer to replace you.
>>540518204Nyo.......
she still ended up as glue, but this felt good
>>540517692I get it, but that IS the lore. It's a fantasy with fantasy rules.
You havent seen nothing yet
>>540518267fugg....If I don't get her with my free rolls I'm swiping for the first time in any gacha game I've played
>>540518281Hi, Fuku
>>540518378Do it, I will go back with Falco then
Is Daiwa a handsy uma?
>>540518281true, sweepy chan can use magic to reach through the screen and mentally affect me
>>540518202I like Daiwa, Mayano and Teio the most so I'd like to try and make them my runners
Operator/soldier/police/medieval uma enjoyers, post what you have.
>>540518408No he is just saying the retards who put out they are all dominant rapists because they could overpower you are retarded.
>>540516958she is just stupid
>>540518627
>>540518773TAIIIIIIISHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNN
>>540518773maybe I should have pulled for her after all...
>>540518628I see. In that case I agree that those guys are annoying.T. Dominant rapist enjoyer
"A bear is a bear. The size doesn't matter."
does anyone have that image of Tokai Teio getting coffee poured on her head?
>>540518627Buta musume
>>540518773Taishin loves her best friends forever Tickezo who also tornado alarms her to awake at 5am
>>540518773She got donkey ears too!
Sorry danchode but I'll only do 3 borrow runs from now on. I have an entire expressway to conquer.
>>540517131nice job anon
>>540518773Where is this from? I've seen another one similar to this
>>540518378Do it or you're a pussy
>>540518983This one's resisting. Lethal force is authorized.
>>540518963>turning down a perfectly good bearI would never!
>>540518478translate it weeaboos
Someone please adopt this poor little uma
>>540517707>flat chest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7dyMhauYAk
>>540518016Sniff?
>get my first Hot spring ticket with Amazon and some decent sparksToday is a good day
>>540517692The consequences of "some 5' tall peasant binge watching youtube shorts and running into someone else recording the power training animation on Nishino Flower" have been catastrophic for this general.
>>540518538She's a dumb uma who's only good as a cum dump
>>540518773Taishin love
>>540518627Never ask Golshi why she was in Manchuria from 1937-1945
>>540519298いいえ
>>540516958Mayano is also known for her ability to haul heavy loads.
>>540519371influencers videos be like...
stop trying to perv on the students, go hang out with your fellow salarymen torenas
>>540517131Hishi Amazon literally explodes a boulder falling on her head just with her auraYou niggas have no chance on a fight vs an Uma
>>540519298It's her post-Kikuka Sho win event, now go play a Fuku career and find out
How many people are actually still farming CM3? I finished a week ago and I'm patiently waiting for powercreep before starting on CM4.
>>540519727big deal i can do that too
>>540519298kono (I think this is the kanji for day) karaa machukanefukekitaruha another fucking kanji shizutsu okashikunari fucking kanji meta.
>>540519727>You niggas have no chance on a fight vs an UmaBro, your 「Instant Defeat」?
>finally get a THH/slip spark>1* gutsis this usable
>>540519635>dumbass me
>>540519757Fukucute
>>540519727This but Gold City soon
>>540519757I'm playing one right now..........
>>540519017taishin's roommates with creekchikezo is jordan's roommate
>>540518627Brian on the SAW.
>>540518773
>>540519714
>>540519629at least she's doing it with love
>have like 14* in mile>get sprint S with 2*
We have loli chads and mommy gods living in harmony in here. How did that happen? Actually, this game has top tier lolis and mommies, a rare thing.
>>540519298"I love raw nakadashi sex with white men"
Matikanefukukitaru.
Gold City how are you so good at sex? I thought you were a virgin...
>>540519727I think you got the wrong post, but I can do a Hishi Amazon run aswell with a meme deck if you have something in mind.
>>540519727Nooo I was going to do some more rolls for her but she expired. Hope she spooks me when I dump my load into Fuji Kiseki next week.
>>540519898>Have only mile sparks on all 6 legacies>Get nothing
>>540519964I like hebes.
>>540519964>how come people get along here?dunno, not enough schizos or /v/tards I guess. or if you want a faggot term, it's "normalcore friendly"
>>540518540idk about Teio but Daiwa can indeed go front. Then Maya can flex on various styles but her career is a humilliation ritual if you're building for mile, cause it's full of long races and you don't really wanna bring any stam cards. Not impossible, but definitely harder and you'll need more mile sparks if you wanna get to S aptitude. No clue about Teio, I don't have her and I rarely see her. But yeah based on your roster I'd go with base Condor parent first. If you wanna do grandparent/s as well it might take a fair bit of grinding but I think Oguri looks good, she's got affinity with almost everyone and a solid ult for front/pace. Vodka works too ig and Ass Wonder has good compatibility with El.
>>540519714I'd grab a pint with Kitahara-san to be quite perfectly honest
>>540519874>left would brutally rape you>right would be a submissive puppy in the bed
https://x.com/umamusu_goods/status/1971427196230316515 Fuku bros I think they blocked America
>>540519964None of those girls are loli enough to count as real lolis
I am thinking of Estelle a lot.
for me its tamamo cross in a frilly idol dress
>>540519874Grass would destroy Crow in a one on one
>>540519714dream sake rotation
>>540520172Nishino Flower is fucking right there Anon.
>>540520146
>>540520161I need this.
>>540520275Where? She's not out yet.
>>540520161Slow Metabolism looking creature
>>540519714Satono's trainer is pretty cute. I'd fuck her whenever no uma is available.
>>540520021Trueeeee>>540520161So sorry for my americuck fukuchad brothers, better luck with your trade policy next election cycle
So basically ningens have never ridden umas even once?
>>540520275She's the only one I'd call a loli.
>>540520172I know a loli when I see one.
>>540520193I'm thinking of Daiwa naked a lot
>>540519714>3rdきりゅさん?
>>540520396That's how baby umas are made, stupid.
>>540520396"ride" how?
>>540519714>stop trying to perv on the studentsThat's the whole reason I became a trainer.>go hang out with your fellow salarymen torenasFuck the losers club that guy is not even wearing a shirt that's gay as fuck I bet none of them get any pussy/dick
me when i put on the nishino flower fan club title
>>540520161I'm in Deutschland and I can't load it either.
>>540519964Everyone who plays this game is over 30We all matured past these pitiful fightsPeople like what they want to likeAnd that is fine
>>540515334FASTER
>>540520364Dont Starve lookin ass Suzuka
>>540519714me on the left
>>540520481Too old
>>540519714It took me a embarrassingly long while to realize the maid was a fucking trainer.
>>540520596actually its not fine also i hate you btw reddit tachyon
>>540520396I read ningen as another word an I was going to say they aren't even canon because I have never seen their black ass on screen.
>>540520550Kiryu-torena could snap you in half over his knee lil nigga.
>>540520673That's the Satono's trainer
Lolicons will be cuffed and sentenced to spending 3 days in a room with Mayano.
>>540520596>Everyone who plays this game is over 30Please tell me you're joking, this general can't be this grim....
>>540520696>manhattan stimtoy
>>54052076041 here.
>>540515334horniest uma bar none?
>>540520596>Everyone who plays this game is over 30This general is filled with...gross ojisans?!
>>540520646
Wonder if Mike is still around
>>540520715He would be too busy on his knees sucking me off. He's a total faggot. Look at him.>>540520760I'm 37.
>>540520760You shouldn't be playing games like this if you aren't at least this old. Go enjoy your life while you can.
Wtf it's just a parent run man
>>540520291I'm still mad tranny localizers translated this skill as Tether
>>540520696>Post Tachy>Cafe poster immediately seeks attention Why are you guys so needy?
>>540516035Stamina sparks and training stamina when it doesnt have the most people on it. Seiun Sky career is still shit for shorter aces but only needing top 3 is a small mercy. Your stamina training ends the moment you clear TSS as you'll have to make it up.
I don't think any broadcaster in my country will show the Prix de l'Arc de Triomphe. Anyone know of a good way to see the race next weekend?
>>540515387 The new outfit has a massive boob window,Seriously what the fuck where they thinking?
>>540520673>>540520735the satono's forced ningen humiliation ritual
>>540520696I love these reddit tachyon posts
>>540520963>what the fuck where they thinking?Money.
>>540519727Who do you think trained her to do that?
>>540520760We had this about a week ago. Yes, most people here are in their mid-late 20s or 30s. 36 here. 4chan just isn't interesting for many young people.
>>540520760If you aren't pushing thirty you're basically underageb&>>540520762yeah she's tachyon's toy alright
>>540521036But you can get it for free
>>540520760Most of the regulars left are indeed chill ojiisan and waifu collecting casuals. Thank fucking god.
>tachyfags getting uppity
I'll just have to get lucky with focus :)
>>540520575sir, we don't use gendered countries here
>>540520838And soon enough, you'll be one too!
>>540521162haha it's not like 3 greens guarantees Groundwork activating anyway ;_;
>>540520862Nice
>>540520963It is a mystery
>>540520941Fly to Paris and watch in the stand
>>540520760>grimThis general is extremely relaxed for a gacha.I've been lurking the Blue Protocol Star Resonance general since that games coming out soon and it's just a clique of ERPing schizos and it's complete cancer.This place is incredibly relaxing in comparison.
>>540521149`
That's it, Taiki, stop her from going native!
>>540519964It's because there's only one mommy-type character in the game
>>540521312Fantasy Pasa ate all my money
>>540520838only ojii-sans can afford to spend money
>>540520760/uma/ has one of the oldest average age for posters. Most are employed, career men with families.
Can anyone explain how claw machine success is calculated?I got 1 big and 2 small and it gave me rainbow win.But then i had 2 big and 1 small, and 3 big and 1 small and it gave me only normal.
>>540521149You only have that gif saved thanks to me, because a Tachychad posted itYou should be more grateful to your superior, Crystal Cafe
>>540521316Wouldn't mind a bit of ERPing ;-)
>>540521432about that
What went wrong? Everyone is logging in every other day now...
>>540520396Literally ridden? Maybe, not directly shown at least.Sexually ridden? Yes, Road to the Top confirmed that ningens and umas reproduce together.
>>540521406Rudolf is as mommy if not more, frankly
>>540521495Let Seiun start!
>>540521495What do you need to know about enterprise resource planning?
Blocking actually seems to work this time unlike the urara memes from the previous two CM. I think I'm gonna give up on building front.
>>540521508>Road to the Top confirmed that ningens and umas reproduce together.uhhhhhh did we really needed a confirmation for that? like, did people thought otherwise?
>>540521452The big wins are calculated off whether the girl can pose with more plushies or not.There are only 5 programmed (afaik) poses.>holding 1 small plush>holding 1 big plush>holding 1 big and 2 small plushies (big win)>holding 5 small plushies (big win)If you aren't hitting the requirements for either of the big win poses, even if you objectively have something "better" like your aforementioned 2 big 1 small, then you don't get the big win bonus
I have to get rid of either Beeline Burst or Rushing Gale, which is best for Curren?
>>540521624fishing for deez fat nuts
>>540520838You thought you would be getting a handsome early 20s torena? Too bad! You get middle-age fat balding torena with huge libido instead!
>ace run starts off good, get decent inherits on first inspiration >MIGRAINE >NIGHT OWL x2>PRACTICE POORthis game is for niggers
>>540519776The groundwork grind is brutal anon
>>540521624WAYNE ROONEY?!
>>540521495>ERPSAP or Oracle?
>>540521710cygames knew your run was going a little too well
Shouldnt you horsefuckers be in /mlp/? Youre breaking Global R15
I wish I had the confidence tachyonshitters have after having their ass blasted yesterday
>>540521624don't call me like that gaki
>>540521669Yeah, makes sense, thanks.
>>540521432I wish I had a family.
>>540521669I just got a normal win from 5 small. 3, 2 and 0, so maybe you need to win all 3?
>>540521497Don't worry bro, I was a kiss less virgin at 30 and unemployed for 5 years! Now I have a stable job, house and my uma wives!
Reminder
Who decided that the infirmary should be able to fail?
>>540521490>>540521365
>>540521612Not really desu. I guess you could argue there was still a chance that horsemen exist too, and they were just not shown. Or maybe something else, idk. Would've been retarded anyway.
>>540521673both are shit but gale might just proc at a right time once in a full moon.
>>540519964You're right, I will correct it.There's only TWO mommy-type characters in the game.Maruzensky's more like an dweeby aunt
Which uma is the most likely to ERP? My vote goes to Raisu Showah
>>540521827>>540521669Big win with small was 6.
I'm not gonna win this CM.I can't get mile sparks.I can't get 3* stat sparks.I can't get one good fucking career going.
>>540521763horses? what horses? there are only umas here
>>540521878I did. It was me, sorry.
>>540520838If you think that's bad, it's probably worse in Japan. Average horse race enthusiasts must be in their 50s or something.
>>540521878rng in this game is designed to make gameplay longer, so it works like intended
knowing 30+ y/o fossils are the ones hornyposting and talking about being raped by umas is kinda gross nglcan't even find it funny anymore
>>540521878Me.
my uma's family tree is a circle
>>540520481A modest number of casual artists dont realize how small Maya is in game.
>>540521893Yeah I didn't end up getting either, forgot I got a shit ton of overtaking skillsBut you're right that thing goes nuts if you get it on the final straight
>>540521673Straights are shit, Gale can proc in the last spurt and potentially win the race but unlikely to happen oftenBeeline is a safe bet
>>540521827Nah you definitely don't need to win all 3. While doing Taishin runs I got a ton of crane games, and always aimed for 1 big 2 small for the +15 energy and had nothing to do with winning all crane pulls.I'm almost certain there are poses for 3 big plush (which I forgot to mention) and you might be right that it's 6 or more but I swear that it's 5.
>>540521931forgot to quote >>540521550
>>540521951I'm not even building anything for CM and going to skip it
>>540522013You're free to leave anytime...
>>540520838>grossI'm good looking for 33.
Learning that this general is made up of ojisans makes me want to tease them for being bad torena-san's so they'll be motivated to do even better and get some amazing ace horses for the upcoming CMs.
FUCK YOU RUDOLFI meanHey guys here’s a CM room 22659506
>>540522128what the fuck else do you even do in this game
>>540522060Meant for >>540521897>>540522067Aiiieee well what is the actual difference between accel and velocity thenAfaik velocity is good for mid race, while accel for lateStill not really sure how that all works or if it really matters in this specific instance
>>540521951Seems like the chance to luckshit this CM is much higher, so you might be able to get away with throwing in your TT umas.
>>540522013Au contraire, 30s is the age where you can actually act out your craziest fetishes while still looking relatively good! Don't dread your 30s man. (unless you're a fat fuck throughout your 20s, then you'll start seeing big problems)
>>540522128Not that Anon. I'm not building anything either. I'll just use my favorite umas and enjoy the low-effort free gems from whatever place I get.
It's not gonna get any better than this... sigh...
>>540522054Maya is like 1cm bigger than nishino flower. Her acting sluttier makes people perceive her as more mature.
>>540520838I’m 25( ・∇・)
Do you guys make "alt-aces" at all? i feel like I'm the only one here with 3+ variations of the same ace char because I can't trust the umalator
>>540522225I run meme decks, farm fans or Tachyon as I want to hit 100m fans for her title>>540522369No point to stress out if it's not fun and just play how you want
>>540521893>>540521508Neglecting the fact that umamusumes impregnate each other with their huge horsecocks and the human is just there to raise the kid
>>54052076040 here
>>540522332I spend every day in pain. I've had a permanent tension headache for years. My back is killing me.
>>540522452go to the doctor bro...
>>540522225Wait for your oshi, make genetically superior umas, wait for a good banner to roll... Win races with Super Creek and watch her boobs sway. You name it.
>>540519964>How did that happen?Most of the characters are underage in middle/highschool so those who seethe at underage characters are filtered right at the gateNot a lot of haggy/mommy characters outside of supercreek who are the first crowd to seethe at underage charactersNo men at all who also are a large part of the people that seethe at underage charactersAlso the smaller characters are ACTUALLY GOOD instead of token characters only good for porn
>>540522206>they'll be motivated to do even better and get some amazing ace horses for the upcoming CMs.This happens to me until I get a run with no rainbows in summer and only single rainbows in Senior year until URA finale seasonThen I end up with three 800 SPD/PWR Umas and log off or the day
>>540522404Dont post this i don't want to cum to lolis today
>>540522013Ahh the insecurity of youth. You'll get over it eventually.
>>540522502I don't have a doctor.......
>>540522527Jack off to those children RIGHT NOW
>>540522404This artist is dangerous
>>540520760I'm 23
>>540522596rip ameribro
>>540522646>23>Taurus>Taurus platI won
>>540520838>grossI am more handsome than you'll ever be and I am pushing 40s.
>>540522539This post has too much effort for my tastes.
>>540522417I had a cm2 ace whose stamina scared me but my only other good option was the same character but way overkill stamina and I spent every round up til finals flip flopping.
My fellow 20-something trainers!Rise up against the ojisans!
>>540521316Probably because it is (or technically was, since different developer now) a MMO and that invited the /xivg/ crowd from here, who are very much known for the exact things you mentioned.
>>540522539victoria guy said theres some dead zone where you cant pass
>>540522527Introducing oppai lolis! A somewhat sketchy but more socially acceptable brand of lolis!
>>540522206I mean... a handy would be useful for morale...
>>540521893I mean it's pretty obvious that Uma are female only, otherwise they would've shown them a long ass time ago to satisfy the degenerates (faggots) into that. Instead now we have to suffer with mentally ill people like >540522439
Oji-san thread Oji-san game Oji-san franchise
CURRENSTACIESinstead of doing like 2-3 optional races you only really need to do oneher ult never procs anyway so better use those turn on stats !
>>540522013Didn't I warn you not to use Tachy for your dogshit shitposts, faggot? You're going to regret that tonight
>>540522519>No men at allWait... You're all g- g-girls?!
>lost maiden race twice and got two night owls that lost 10 energy immediately that turn>we're not even out of junior yearI want a refund.
>>540519964Close to 50/50 pandering, most generals are for games that are like 80/20 at best, the minority becomes insufferable and then the majority lets them live in their heads rent free. Also talking about horses is just chill, uma JP is pretty chill too.
>>540522293Beeline is kinda like curvature but even worse. Not the absolute worst but you'll always prefer more reliable yellow skills than an unreliable gold that's also pretty expensive. Whenever you see 'random' in the activation conditions, it's probably a shit skill. Random corner skills are an exception on this CM because there's just one corner and velocity is useful for overtaking there.
POST MORE HORSE RACING VIDEOS
>>540522809Haru has Delicious thighs i want to lick and fuck them
>>540522601
>>540522778Ever heard of old man strength? *pins u down*
>>540522919women don't post in 4chan don't be dumb
>>540522217The winners. Seriously think Rudolf is ill equipped for this CM
>>540522332This. Especially early 30s are pretty based. Lots of disposable income and health is usually still pretty good, even though you do already notice your age in some ways.>>540522013I probably would've felt the same way back in the days. But the horniness never goes away...
>>540522956>Random corner skills are an exception on this CM because there's just one corner and velocity is useful for overtaking there.Thank you smartanon, this is useful information
>about to be 33Am I an Ojisan yet or do I still have some time?
how good is the swimsuit sweep tosho SSR card?it looks like its straight up powercreeps SR tosho, is it a must have MLB?
>>540523093
>>540522809Why does that donkey have such profound breasts?
>>540521612>>540521893it's because of yuriniggers
>hit max friendship with Kiryuin>she still won't start datingI AM SO UGLY EVEN VIRTUAL WOMEN DONT WANT TO DATE ME
>As you stroll down Tracen's courtyard you pass by Oguri Cap's smoothie stand>Sounds good to you>Oguri Cap greets you from behind the counter>"Welcome to Tracen Smoothie, Trainer! What can I get for you today?">It's divided into futa and non-futa flavors>How the fuck can a smoothie be "futa"?>To sate your curiosity, to decide to order a banana and strawberry futa smoothie>"Great choice! That's one of my favorites!">She moves to other counter to prepare your smoothie, and that's when you see that she's bottomless, and has a massive futa horsecock>Okay, you see where this is going>Except that you're taken completely by surprise when she peels a banana and shoves it down her dickhole>What the fuck>She moans as the long bulge sinks into her cock, and begins peeling a second banana>The second banana goes in as her balls begin to swell from the arrival of the first>Holy shit, they're going all the way in>Her balls groan as they churn up the bananas, and she begins pushing the strawberries down her urethra, one at a time>She's panting and moaning, practically on the verge of orgasm as the final berry sinks into her sack>She grips the counter and breathes deeply as her massively swollen nuts throb and bounce between her thighs>For over a minute she fights back an orgasm as your smoothie is prepared inside of her>When she can't hold it anymore, she frantically grabs a cup and holds it in front of her dick as she screams in ecstasy>Your smoothie is fired into the cup in thick, potent ropes, completely filling it and spilling over the top a bit>She rubs out the last few dregs before regaining her composure and handing the cup to you>"H-here you are Trainer! Enjoy!">You hesitantly take a sip>The primary flavor is cum>It's potent, and drowns out the banana and strawberry flavors somewhat, but it has a surprisingly pleasant, fruity aftertaste>You thank her and resume your walk, strong-smelling smoothie in hand>You take another small sip
Thoughts?
>>540522850Seething so bad you can't even link replies properly? Very sad anon
>>540523025
>>540523258Nothing ever happens.bmp
>>540522919>he doesn't know
>>540523228fake, she can't put those in her balls since that's where the pee is stored
FOUR FUCKING SPEED CARDS IN MY DECK AND NONE OF THESE FUCKING DICKHEADS WANT TO HANG OUT IN THEIR TRAINING AREA.
>>540523194No starting friendship so there is a case to be made that it isn't strictly better than SR. It highrolls better though.Not a must roll because the gold skill is garbage. Spurt though.
>>540522809I hate oppai lolis, I'd rather have flat adults.
>>540523292Haha, what a retard.
>>540523292very powerful creature
>>540523228tl:dr i bet 50 bucks is horny SEAnigger babbling
>>540523258wassoi lucky! wassoi happy!
>>540523137I love you for posting results anon
Big sweaty throbbing smegma-ridden /uma/ oji-san cocks...
>>540523128>sees /smtg/>fujos unironically gay posting >e whore who posts her nudes and created a whole google doc of her fetishes and hentai recs They’re among us, but are far more degenerate
>>540523315>>540523426Nyo...
>>540521503From >>540520994>>540521349
My themed CM teams will take so long to build...>22 months for Narita Top Road, Admire Vega, and T.M. Opera O>27 months for Kitasan Black, Satono Diamond, and Duramente>30 months for Jungle Pocket, Fuji Kiseki, and Agnes Tachyon (I thought Beginning of a New Era was great so I really want to make this one)At least I can make Fuji Kiseki, Manhattan Cafe, and Agnes Tachyon by the end of this year...
>>540523228Kill yourself.T. Futafag
>>540523292From my limited research on horses after playing this game, I'm assuming this kills the uma.
>>540523452S-stop making me imagine things...
>>540523228Thanks you gun fucker bwo
You guys did thank your Danchou today for his hard work keeping the club alive right bwos?
>>540523228
>>540523341I had FOUR speed cards, one creek and one power card For the ENYIRE CLASSIC YEAR HALF OF SENIOR YEARNO SPEED ONLY POWER DAMN YOU RUDOLF
>>540523563He actually lay down in the grass and pretended to be injured while munching grass because he was embarrassed. His staff was absolutely in tears and shambles though, the fall looked bad.
>>540523630nah, my danchou has less fans than me so i don't respect him
>>540523630I'm working hard even if it's a casual club so Danchou can relax
>>540523630Nyo >>540514429
>>540523563Apparently not
>>540523630My danchou is a slacker in the bottom half of fan count.
For Tazuna do I need orange friendship or just date her before the junior year ends for tail held high?
>>540523826just date
>>540523795>danchou afflicted with slacker>nobody takes him to the infirmary>air his shit out on the chanI hope he kicks all you ingrateful fucks
>>540523826just need to have date unlocked
>>540523630Bwo my danchou is dead...
I'm not reading that wall of text
>>540522928>lost maiden raceImmediate restart.
>>540523630Mine is a slacker doesn't even log in daily. Probably gonna leave after the reset.
>>540523532>themed CM teamsI kneel>>540523826You need green which eventually gets you the two choices between going out with her and telling her "no way fag" which gets you maverick.Actually clicking recreation and going out with them isn't needed.
>>540523128Theres women on 4chan but they are all fucked in the head.>get to know one from a MMORPG thread>we start just chatting ingame>goes to discord>gets steamy>she sends me pics>obviously I'm not fucking buying it>post timestamped pic of her tits>okay cool>starts talking about her fetishes (pretty extreme anal expansion)>send me a video of her shoving two bad dragon horse dildos, each at least 60cm long and thick as a wine bottle up her ass>she says this is one of her light masturbation excercises>shows me a pic of her new anal beads with 1.2m length and each bead the size of a cantaloupe>tells me about all the times she got fucked in black rooms at BDSM clubs>tells me how she arranged a meetup with a BDSM master she has and how he plans to let his shepherd dog fuck her women are already disgusting but women on 4chan are beyond savinghorse racing
>>540523898Slacker this early in his career? Time to put him out of his misery.
>>540523452That is slander.I wash my dick thoroughly
Leave Seiun Sky to me.
>>540523885>>540523917>>540523989GUHHHCould've saved me quite a few turnsSome information is legit impossible to findThanks!She just now appeared right after the debut so looking good
>>540523898Healthcare is too much to fix slacker
CAN MY PLUSHIES STOP FUCKING FALLING
>>540524003The only woman I have seen in 4chan was a stinky neet who played board games wtf.
>>540524003
>dating human women
>>540523772Stay Gold created a doomed bloodline.
>>540524103It is a skill game
>>540524043>Mile B
>>540523461>>540524003I think I'm going to continue going with my camouflage so I don't end up like these horror stories. I'm just your fellow bro /uma/, remember that.
>>540523630I've basically not logged in for the past week. No one below me from a month ago is even close to reaching me. Heck, I could probably skip a whole month and none of them would pass me.
>>540524003This used to be the norm on 4chan. It's too gentrified these days.
>>540524003Wondering now about in universe uma posters on that world’s version of 4chan How utterly depraved are they?
>>540523153Slight correction, there's 2 corners. Still better than straights.
>>540524103How do you guys keep fucking the claw machine up? Dragging the mouse or your finger if you're a phonefag with the claw is easy.
>>540520161>>540520575>>540520308preorder for made to order in a few weeks. Hope you got a proxy shipper readyhttps://www.movic.jp/shop/
CM3 lobby 94008136
>>540524231>>540524128nice nature is so goddamn cute man I want to create a foil engagement ring for her and actually hide the real one somewhere else so she’d find it
>>540524003>send me a video of her shoving two bad dragon horse dildos, each at least 60cm long and thick as a wine bottle up her ass
>>540524197I was drugged
>>540524363>Hope you got a proxy shipper readyToo retarded to figure out how to use one of those last time I tried like a decade ago.
>>540524213>Right Handed>Firm Conditions>Spring Runner
>>540524003>women are already disgusting but women on 4chan are beyond savingyeah....out of all the people i've met on 4chan, the ones i'm scared the most are the women
>>540523228Futakeks deserve the rope
>>540524352how did ardan and ramonu end up as semen demons while mcqueen has no assets?
Why are Winning Ticket's inner ears green? It doesn't look healthy.
>>540524428I want to unlace her ear cover things and pet her ears in the torena office
>>540524003>tells me about all the times she got fucked in black rooms at BDSM clubs>>tells me how she arranged a meetup with a BDSM master she has and how he plans to let his shepherd dog fuck herIt wasn't "that" bad up to this point. She's just a whore. And a zoophile to boot.
>>540524560mcqueen's adopted
>>540524591Dyed hair duh
>>540523128i've been living with a woman i met on brawl japan time threads for the past 18 years. she stopped posting on 4chan during the doubles era
>>540524485No plushie for you then. Tenso is retard proof tho, even moreso with auto translate of websites
>>540524632>unlace ear covers That’s too fucking lewd I agree. I want to lick her ears[/spoilers]
Speed Training Failedhttps://x.com/JohnHoll0w/status/1971625167211450466
Bros I'm not liking all this talk of women on 4chan. I'm scared of women.
>get slacker 2 turns before summer>turn 1 it doesn't get cured>turn 2 there's a raceAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>540524632What's with her cristhmas ear warmers I can't stop looking at them they are too distracting.
>>540524003This is fucking slander you fucking pigWomen DON'T do shit like this straight out of a hentai gameWe. No. They are pretty normal like anyone else for the most part with some quirks here and there, everyone has some type of nerdy hobby these daysGambling is the most common thing you will find women doing
>Mile sparks on all legacies>15* mile total>Double circle affinity>No mile Skill me now
>>540524727>this kills the torena
>>5405248413* Mile on Parents is more reliable
>>540524841Send in the next uma
>>540524837shut the fuck up
Why is there a blocker in every random lobby I joined today
CM3 34642218
I will order the fuku plushie
>>540524758Women aren't real Anon don't worry. We only have torenas and umas here.
>>540524837
>>540524307>How do you guys keep fucking the claw machine up? It's easyYou say that until the machine spirit decides you need to die
>>540524771>two shitty recovers in a row>the third one gets night owlGlue.
>>540524043My curren chan has 0 room match wins
>>540524837>weI'm on to you, ningen women...
>>540524459Those Kiryun notes weren't free, trainer
>>540524891Direct parents are 3*/2*.
>>540524790Real horses have ear covering masks so they don't freak out so much from loud noises, like crowds at racetracks, but I dunno why umas would have them. Maybe neicha has sensitive hearing?
>>540524837CopeNobody would ever make shit up for (You)s on the internet so we should just accept that anon's greentext as truth
>>540524837Stop larping.Post a time stamped pic of your panties, a tampon and panty liners.If you are a women you have those available and you are not sharing anything of your private body. You won't. Because you may have panties at home because you're a tranny or at best a pervert, but tampon and panty liners are useless for you.
>>540524932Getting to finals is easy. Getting matched with a whale in the finals is what kills most people. Blockers kill the whale front runners, so people have no choice but to bring them. Gigawhales will have no problem reaching 1200 power, so more blockers will be needed.
>>540524982>he didn't do the cleansing rites beforehand
>>540525009Bwo all your skills are useless...
>>540524982You fucking dumbass Never go for the first plushie on slow It’s 60/40 on fast for the first plush That’s just bad luck on super fast on your end You go 2-3-1 on the plushie
can we just start cancer cup already
>>540524409>>540524934Your summary?
I wish Air Groove would like my ears...
Umamusume Pretty Derby!
>>540525009bwo like 3/4 of your skills are useless or will never proc
>>540525158ive only made 1 parent so far.....
>>540524951Thank God.
>>540524003I found my ex-gf on 4chan. Surprisingly really good looking, cute and likeable, but fml, her depression was bad. A fucking black hole that devoured any positivity or attempt to cheer her up. Obviously not her fault, but I couldn't deal with it.Plus she was into hobbies like DnD, and everyone in those communities was a beta orbiter trying to hit on her. She kept claiming that I'm just imagining it. To this day I'm not sure if she was just Oguri levels of oblivious or downplayed it because she liked the attention.
>>540525167Got my ass beat by a seiun and the second hasn't started
>start dating at senior year late febguess who isnt going to finish the date line
>>540525283That's not a real summary you lazy bum.
>>540525202Transcend looks so derpy compared to the other superstars there.
>>540524837Please for the love of God, control your sexual deviancy. No trainer wants to be with a woman that shoves wine bottles up their ass, or fucks dogs, or fucks strangers, or more than one man.
>>540525265its a womanof course she just wanted the attention
i dont get how a seiun sky with worse stats in everything and worse skills can keep 1st truly RNG
>>540525412Men aren't much better, everyone likes positive attention.
spica bread>>540525485>>540525485>>540525485
>>540525265...Kevin?
>>540525156What, there's an actual difference? I just go for whatever gets gold sparks.
>>540525504But women are addicted to attention. It's like heroin for them.
>>540525202Got a link to the original CM?
>>540525346Not him but the Seiun and a Pasa were the only Fronts, Seiun overtook Pasa, Seiun proced angling, late/End couldn't catch up. Don't have stats or anything I can post though
>>540525370I'm fine with the bottles and dogs, I just don't want a woman that's fucking other men.
Why is that G1 race with the yellow plaque so hard.
>>540525582men too, dumbass
>>540525715Cut the dog part and we are gucci.
>>540523349RNG for spurt though.
>>540524202More like a based bloodline.
>>540524363Had to pay 16% duties to get some other stuff shipped. Think I'm just going to pray aftermarket isn't bad.
>>540520112So I guess, I gotta work on Oguri, Vodka, Grass Wonder grandparents.
>>540523461>e whore who posts her nudesl-link...
