You are here Edition>News09/09/2025: Kaytoted BTFO'd by C&D, Ascension took over Epoch their player count keeps declining.30/08/2025 : Blizzard is taking legal action against Turtle. This doesn't stop the server, but it may impact some individuals working for Turtle under US jurisdiction ( https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.cacd.985127/gov.uscourts.cacd.985127.1.0.pdf )17/08/2025 : Turtle's new realm Ambershire is out along Epoch's Kezan, Gurubashi and Menethil!>Released Servers ranked by current global popularityTurtle WoW - https://turtle-wow.org (Vanilla+)Project Epoch - https://www.project-epoch.net/ (Vanilla+)Tauri - https://tauriwow.com (MoP, pre-patch and WoD areas in near future)Warmane - https://www.warmane.com/ (TBC, WOTLK, MoP)Ascension - https://ascension.gg/en (Classless, Reborn Classic+, Custom Classes/CoA, Epoch)Mistblade 3 (Sheilun) - https://stormforge.gg/en (MOP Progressive)Chromiecraft - https://www.chromiecraft.com/en/ (PVE, progressive)Netherwing - https://stormforge.gg/en (TBC Progressive)>GuildsTo join a guild, type /who g-"Guild Name" to see who's online, and whisper anyone for an invite once you're above level 5.<Evil> - Turtle WoW, Ambershire realm, crossfaction, /wpsg/'s guild<Branded> - Turtle Wow, Ambershire realm, crossfaction, /heals/'s guild (ERP) >>>/trash/heals<Full Moon Company> - Turtle WoW, Nordanaar realm, crossfaction<Totally Nice Dudes> - Bronzebeard+, Ascension, whisper Kott<gulag> - Tauri, Evermoon realm, Alliance>TurtleAll Turtle addons (copy & paste github links on the launcher) - https://turtle-wow.fandom.com/wiki/AddonsMisc - https://database.turtle-wow.org | https://talents.turtle-wow.org | https://twow.link/classchanges | https://turtle-timer.vercel.app>Mods, Tutorials and /wpsg/ Creationshttps://pastebin.com/4Awe3bxX>Previous Thread>>540412189
>>540530302Zuko status?
I'm not even 60 yet
Reminder to not play Tranny-WoW, find a better server. Do not do this to yourself.You don't have to play that serverEverything we know about Tranny-WoW:>has a pay2win cash shop selling 36 slot bags and instant repair/bank/reset talent anywhere on the map>shenna is torta>shenna is known for selling gold>shenna is known for creating items/r14 characters and selling them to people under the table>shenna is known to have a team of corrupt mods doing all this with her>shenna doesn't like wow, at all, she just sees it as a way to make money>custom content is low effort and ruins the integrity of the original game>adding more class/race combo and goblin/high elf was only done for roleplayers>the whole balance of the game is even more ruined with all those custom changes added by third worlder devsDon't be pathetic, all the players here just ERP, mouse click and are too bad to do anything else with their life
Let me explain <Branded> to you.Right now, <Branded> has a clique of mentally broken trannies who are constantly online. These include Permalocked, Meradith, Rackbride, Nyssara, Dathran, and Tandrok.Despite being a clique and grouping together, they don't get along. Tandrok and Rackbride both shitpost each other in this thread and in /heals/. Rackbride does it by posting about how "that orc" (meaning Tandrok) is a bad dom, and invented a whole story while masquerading as Nyssara of how bad orc erpers were and forced her to quit (protip she didn't quit). Meanwhile Tandrok has figured it out and started hitting back.Meanwhile Dathran is playing both sides against each other, joining in on the shitposts because he doesn't like either doms. Hilariously, the subs in the guild are well-behaved and don't start any drama (outside Moonroar, who wants to be Rackbride's one and only), but do play into the drama by refusing to do shit about it. Permalocked knows what they're doing and refuses to kick them or intervene. But it's all these "doms" acting like little bitches.Long story short, that clique of faggots have invested so much time into their shitty guild that they don't have any high level alts in <Evil>. And these are the psychos you want to avoid.That said, I do believe some <Evil> people made <Branded> alts. But they'd also just do the needful, jerk off, and that's that. They aren't the ones engaging in all this dumb drama shit. I also think some of them have backed away from <Branded> because if you look at the roster there are a ton of inactive low level characters where they got their nut and split.
>"NuMC is literally impossible even with Naxx Gear">cleared Day 1 on Ambershire
>>540530654Malding as we speak
Turtle wow devs are so pathetic
>>540526628i assumed the client fixes are a pretty big facet of playing on turtle. theyre basically encouraged because the game sucks so much without them
Bronzebeard is so shit hf
https://strawpoll.com/PbZqbjjevyNAnswer the poll, why are you so pathetic that you think playing Turtle-wow is a good ideaI want to know why you are a worthless human being
>>540530770no one said its impossible, it just makes the raid take way too long when the original was a slot already
>>540531002Great! Surely Evil will complete it today then!
are all 4chan generals this bad or does wpsg attract an abnormal amount of schizoposters/avatarfags/attention whores?
>>540531072if theyre not worse at the game than subhuman browns or dads neglecting their children then yeah
>>540530772I opened some random stream from world chat and some retard in fight club waddled straight into trash after domo lmfao that guys is probably going to get murdered irl
>>540531073every mmorpg general is like that, but guild chat is sane, because its the people actually playing the game talking there
>>540530685Same. While I do like some gear progression at max level, it's where I tend to get bored.>>540531073>are all 4chan generals this badThey are, but the ones with more focus on social aspects tend to be the worst, so that puts mmo generals pretty much at the top. The newer the general, the better it tends to be.
>>540530770FMC wiped with Naxx gear and couldn't finish
>>540531073wpsg actually is pretty sane compared to some other generals
>>540530937It’s sad that this is what you do all day, Rackbride. One day you’ll accept that you’re a tranny loving, chronic masturbator that no one genuinely loves nor cares about. Sit behind your screen all day and rot away. I hope you come to peace with yourself. One day, if you’re lucky, you’ll be a modicum of the man I am.
>>540531073Rejoice that you're too newfag to know the wickedness of SC2. Ignorance is bliss.
So is Whitemane WotlK server populated enough or its sub1K and dead? I dont want to play Warmane....
I think my words finally awaken a few people, they might not realize it, but they will understand that playing that trash server is badNow, I'm going to start wow-hc, with people who actually love the game (aka not this general)
>>540532837i hope u fail ur hc challenge irl lol
>>540532837>wow-hc
did this dude really fail hc on a paladin
>>540530764>Branded with Queen of Spades i presume
With epoch flopping epochally, and wpsg being turtle nestShould we just make /bbc+gen/Its pretty clear bbc is gonna be biggest a
>>540533637its a bit of a paradox because paladin should never die in hc but paladin players are dumb enough to die in hc
I will kill them... I will kill them all!
>>540530770It had 1 oneshot mechanic that was nerfed after 1 week, theres nothing difficult in MC.
ahh stormwind... home..
is there any way to disable these dogshit mounts on turtle? like turn them back into actual vanilla mounts?
NO NO NO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING. EVIL WAS MEANT TO BE WORLD FIRST!!!!!
holy shit im so fast!!!!
>>540534481turdle devs couldnt even implement a barbershop
yeah, im gonna keep playing turtle>n-no you cant do that
>>540534481I would like to know tooI heard about a mod who replaced those but I didn't find it when I searched
i should have made a warrior instead of paladin. there's WAY too many paladins running around and i dont see how i'll ever be able to get into a raid unless im a healer which i really dont want to fucking do
>>540535835>palakek only plays what he thinks is the path of least resistancecant make this shit up
>>540535835Most of the pinkies are prot and will have to change to either ret or holy. Ret is pretty dogwater unless you're stacked with gear so they'll drop that/reroll when their only option is to heal or afk in av.Fury is really good on turtle, you still have time to reroll
oh no no no bros we wiped to geddon this can't be happening aiiieeeee
>>540530738>this is a balding gay tranime manwew lads
ok evil is actually wiping, you can see them in /who go from Molten Core to Burning Steppes
>>540538762>>540536508>Wiping on Geddonit's over, they aren't clearing MC tonight.
>>540538762No we aren't. We are just leaving for consumables.
>>540538762go back to farming consumes for raiders sissy
>leaving for consumablesWHAT WERE THEY DOING FOR A MONTH???
>>540539268Do you really need to ask?
>>540539268shut up incel
>>540539329I am genuinely curious, what were they doing?Just multibox leveling alts?
>>540538762Hunger is the best sauce.
they couldn't beat domo and disbanded it's over
Greetings from the front lines on Tauri PTRThe bugs are flying fast and furious, I wonder if they will release on the 30th or postpone
Evil Molten Core PUG status: we wiped once on the Baron, cleared to Sulfuron, then we stopped because people had to go to sleep. We'll continue the run tomorrow in 19 hours for the moment everyone is waiting for.
>>540541245<Evil> lost.
Raid went much, much better than I expected to be honesteven with the retarded pugs
>Didn't clear the easiest raid in one day/wpsg/ really is a shit skill thread full of dad gamers now what the fuck happened?
>>540541101it will only be up to WoD content on the 30th
>>540542127its little baby euros that need to go to bed at 10pm or they get cranky
>MC broke Evilahahahaha
>BIG BARON COCK BROKE EVIL'S BUSSY
>>540541245><Evil> didn't clear MC in day oneIt's fucking over, worst guild ever.
FMC cleared it day one...
My assumi transmog is ready for bronzebeard launch
>>540542127been here since 2016 and it always was kiddo
>B-BUT WE HAD RETARDED PUGS1. You picked them.2. You have enough players in the guild, if they aren't purposefully inflated by multiboxed alts being logged in 24/73. IT'S MC
>>540542838[growling intensifies]
The pug carried Evil.
>over 100 members>couldn't get 20 of them to level 60 and attunedI am starting to think the guild is smaller than they claim to be
I am announcing my transition from Evilto a normie dadgamer raiding guild
>>540543395schizo
>>540543395Around 50 members logged in the last 2 days, we have 20 lvl60s but most weren't geared for tonight, <Evil> only raids soon
>can't clear MC in one night<Evil>? More like <Bad>, lol
>>540543770>50 active players>only 20 lvl60s in a month>most aren't even prebisholy fuck
<Evil> baron geddon wipehttps://streamable.com/1z5z94https://streamable.com/1z5z94https://streamable.com/1z5z94>no threatmeterI have the addon but its broken for now, if we die on Ragnaros tomorrow I'll post it too
>>540544092>wiping on baron in 2025>with overtuned custom talent/spell/gearHAHEHAH AHAH HAH AHA HAH AH HAHA HAH ALMMOAHAHHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH4CHAN IS SO FUCKING TRASH
>>540544092>wiping on geddonBad look my guy.
After 3 days of trying TWoW i am buffled at the level of incompetence from Blizzard. How the fuck is a private server this much better than your own product? I am actually having fun server feels fresh and active even though im playing hardcore i always find groups for stuff. I dont even know what to show. I don't think Blizzards classic + can even compete at this point.
>>540544536Do you need a dom? I need a slave
if you had a couple branded healsluts you could’ve cleared MC…
>>540544614im 6.4 and 200 pounds. You think you can dom me anon?
>TOMORROW WE WILL KILL RAGNAROS!
I’m not even part of Evil but do you idiots not realizedthey overtuned MC? They added lava pools to the Geddon fight and increased health and damage to everything in the dungeon
ACK
>>540544978OH MY! THINGS YOU CAN'T STAND IN?THIS IS TOO MUCH.
>>540544978Shaman tanking got his mana down the drain and a caster pulled aggro, it was fully avoidable wipe and we cleared it with no problem on the second try
>>540544092>Geddon is so close to the ranged and they don't adapt on the spotGuild is fucking done for, jump ships now.>>540544978>More health and damage on everything>on the easiest raidI don't see the pro->They added kiddie pools to the geddon fightOh no, things that I shouldn't stand on and remain where they are. What should I do? Retard. The raid is a joke and if you can't clear it in 1 day, you should quit the game.
>>540544978Lava pools...? No... it can't be...
>>540544978they just needed more meta classes ie warriors and less meme specs
guess im not gonna feel so bad not doing gay overtuned raidsmc sucks bad enough why make it harder for the same loot
So now that MC is cleared when’s the next fresh?
>>540544092>>540545000If Telol is the new raid lead I feel so bad for him. Also holy shit this druid POV is so ass.
>copper node just spawns on my minimap>get to it>its already gone because 2 people are mining itlol this is fucking unbelievable
>>540546095niggas need to level up mining you knowim glad i didnt slack off and got myself up to mythril i dont have to deal with that copper cuck shit
>>540544751TFW I am taller and weigh more than you.
Those retards in epog lied to me, bronzebeard's stress test didn't feel like retail at all outside of finding random items on the ground and drop rates being higher
>>540546095I leveled up herbalism by going to the least populated starting zone, Tirisfal Glades.
How i feel as a tailor/ench chad reading this thread.
>twow still down for a "reset"its over bros...
>>540547846We are ALL using that one guy spamming /yell in the middle of Org/Stormwind and you're wasting 1000+g on a useless profession. Tailoring is cool though
i'm the best damn rogue in all of azeroth
>>540544978this just makes mc take 7 hours, it doesnt actually increase the difficulty
>>540548546>1 dead per hourEmbarrassing.
so if I'm banned on Twow and i quit epoch where do I go to play classic?
>>540549294How did you get banned, Anon?
>>540549479I said on /world that shenna was torta and that she sold goldbut that was when epoch was launching
>>540548546dont ever touch hardcore anon
>>540546868>mythic+>level scaling>mounts at lvl 5>effects and retail mounts everywhere in stress test>retail armor troonmogs>item scaling>heirloomsoh yea, not retail
>>540549585now that your account is doomed can you actually go ask torta on discord how much 0.001 BTC can get you in golds on ambershire? screenshot her answer
>fat mutts trying to one up each other with how many burgers they chomped down onembarrass yourself in private this is cringe to watch
i can maybe understand doing hardcore on a warrior since its like ironman mode, but on any other class it feels pointless. my immortal paladin isn't really immortal because the class is so stacked it feels like i have cheated. all i have really done is locked myself out of the auction house and limited the pool of players i can group with 1-60. for a title that is meaningless, a shitty tabard and goofy mount
>>540550634but the cashj shop poimnts
>>540548963We did 7/12 bosses in 2 hours, going at a snail pace, with a trip to Azshara once for douse quest chain, and wiping once. You can surely full clear it pretty fast if you're efficient. As long as Ragnaros doesn't break us I'd say it's not that overtuned so far.
im watching a live turtle raidit has 3 paladins in 1 ret, 2 holythe ret is bottom dps despite being quite gearedholy fuck ambershire is cookedhope you like healing pinkies LEL
>>540550242Yet the game plays fun. It doesn't at all feel like retail. I had a good time on the stress test, so did my friends. We're gonna have a good time when it launches too, and if there's shit that's too retail like we just won't engage with it.
(YOU ARE HERE)>The trolls and naysayers were right, and <Evil> couldn't clear Molten Core in its first raid.
>>540530772which one of these plaps Bassy's bussy?
Being the best player here and having no one even being close to my level is harsh... I'm suffering from success...
I decided to take a break from doing Lv60 dungeons to level my Alliance alt. I did the iconic Deadmines for the first time and I got a really cool defias mask for my helf rogue! I'm gonna do Wailing Caverns next purely because Aubergine vomits like 4 quests at you and there's another two outside WC itself. It's free exp.
Why was two-thirds of the raid pugs?
>>540554502because 2/3rds of <Evil> were unattuned/ didn't ERP enough to earn a spot for MC.
>>540554502Because Aecheur begged <Branded> to come but got turned down.
>>540554591This happened, I was there.>>540554693This happened, I was there.
>>540554591>join an "anon only" guild>raids are mostly pugs from worldchat
>>540554865I can confirm, he was there
>>540554502nobody in the raid particularly wanted it either, should have stopped inviting once we hit 20 peoplethere's still a bunch of late starters in the guild so maybe it'll be full guild next week, even some of the people that did join were in abhorrent gear
>>540554502Because you need pug to carry awful players.
>>540554502turns out the guild is shit and it's members would rather level alts/multiboxes instead of helping guildmates get attuned or in prebis
>>540555296Why should I farm prebis when I'll just replace it with T1?
>>540555351umm sis you need to spend 1000g gold on t0.5 or you cant raid simple as
>why should I farm or help anyone when I need to level another female nelf alt?>SECRET PROPERTY OF RACKBRIDE
>>540550634Not having access to the AH sucks. You can make a mint from just selling all the shit you mine on to the AH. Even copper sells for quite a bit
Meanwhile we cleared MC in a bit more than 2 hours with my mostly dad gamers guild
>>540554693>ask people in branded>they say this actually happened and aecheur really did beg them to comelmfao
<Branded> won.
>>540554693>>540554865>>540555770Oh so THAT'S why they started trolling <Branded> so hard. Because <Branded> turned them down.
>>540555656Same. And we didn't have to rely on pugs to clear the raid for us.
>>540555770How cucked do you have to be to be turned down by <Branded> ?<Evil> is the laughing stock of this thread, they will never recover from this.
>>540553293Evil is the only guild on Ambershire who went to Molten Core and didn't clear Ragnaros on the same day.Every other guild full cleared in at least two hours or so.
>>540556663EVEN FUCKING PUGS CLEARED MC IN TWO HOURS
I can't tell who is more retarded, Evil for being a bunch of window lickers or the people in this thread expecting absolutely anything from a guild formed out of this shithole
>>540530772REMINDER: Evil cried and said it took Naxx geared players four hours to clear Molten Core.
Hate is all I have in my heart for them
*sigh*4chan players were always trash at every single game they ever playedI was the only top 500 in the OW generalI was the only challenger in the lolg for years before 2 players finally got thereAnd I'm the only good WoW player here...Not even being able to clear MC with overtuned 4fun gear/class balance is... It's sad
Interesting how people just randomly started shitting on <Evil> and saying they begged <Branded> to come. Then you check who just woke up from not having a job and what do you know.
Does Nyssara's dryad have a horsecock? Asking for a friend
>>540557472>they can't even fill an UBRSJUST
>>540554502Why do you care?
>>540557775You fucking know that tranny freak has a horsecock
>4chan guild>the raid was over 50% pugCan you remove the guild from the OP please? This isn't a 4chan guild
>Evil will never do UBRS>Evil will never clear UBRS>Evil will never do MC(YOU ARE HERE)>Evil will never clear MC
>>540557998I'll remove them next OP.
>>540558015Why am I still here? The raid was hours ago! Shouldn't you guys be done with Ragnaros by now?
>>540557472I asked them to come raid with Evil despite not liking them because it would have been more soulful than pugs, but it was too early for their NA schedule. Randomly seeing the erp power rangers assemble in the open world is a sight to behold, if they can prosper so that we can have long term kino guild rivalery that'll would be nice.Full stack Evil raid next week hype
>>540558319>evil asked out and got rejected by tranny freaksAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
>>540557969I need her to stuff me...
>>540557295Uhm bros...The trannies are making fun of us...
>>540556663Because Evil can hardly be called a guild. That raid was mostly pugs more prepared than their guild members. They had a month to farm gear and prepare consumables.
>>540557295i hit top 500 one tricking mei~
Meanwhile I did every single raid on hardcore, and I'm going to do it again in 3 days while I play wow-hcNot being able to clear MC, MC! Literally the easiest raid ever made, with T0.5 gear, overtuned talents and so on... ITS SO SAD
>>540558319dude...
>>540558872Get them
>>540558319>Randomly seeing the erp power rangers assemble in the open world is a sight to beholdYeah I'm sure it's amazing for you to see an actually functional guild do stuff together without having to rely on random strangers
Evil shouldn't have raided MC until they were ready to fully do it in house.
>>540559157They could have waited a week, helped guildies level, helped get them geared and attuned, but no. Instead they do this humiliation ritual where they essentially join a pug since the pugs greatly outnumbered them, and even with pugs they still couldn't beat Ragnaros in one go proving the trolls right.
>>540558835Then why did you not say it when I asked this thread if anyone had any single achievement in gaming and not a single person replied? Good job on being better than 99.9% of this thread!I'm... tearing up! Learning that I'm not the only good player here... Finally... Reading the posts of all those garbage erpers/trannies still mouse clicking in 2025 and being unable to clear MC were putting me into a sad doom/blackpilled mood...We're finally 2 good players in this trash thread...
Maybe if we find more great players now, 18 to be exact, we could form the strongest 4chan guild ever...Yeah, 18 is too many, I think that's impossible, 4chan has never been good at video games since the Tribe Ascend grudge map of 2013SAD!Well, can't wait to read about how this garbage *ss guild finally managed to kill Ragnarok in a week in full pre bis/consu and how proud they are for this, zzzzzzzz
>>540541245>then we stopped because people had to go to sleep.This wouldn't be a problem if you actually picked to raid during either Euro times or American times. I told you this would happen weeks ago.
>>540558872>hardcoreis there anything more cucked
>>540557883Two-thirds of the loot went to people you won't even see next week. That's a colossal waste. What's the point of leveling up to 60, getting attuned, and then getting decked out in prebis when you're just going to gear random pugs?
I always find it hilarious how 4channers (typical contrarian trash players), have a hate boner for HC because they are unable to play that mode>i-i don't hate it because im bad! i-its just bad!LOL!
>shitposts die down because branded has to concentrate in ubrs
This means I have the thread for myself!
>>540560356i dont need to play hc because i already hit 60 without dying under normal conditions
why didnt evil just postpone MC for 1 week and do it properly with only guildies? now their first attempt is spoiled and ruined - forever tainted
>>540561712Because they're retards.
Just remove them from the OP, it's not a 4chan guild
>rackbride leaves to go turn in quests for his attune>shitposts start up againhm
>>540561712It was a fun run
>>540561712Because they're a terrible guild with a retarded leader. Even Branded realized this and noped out.
>>540561115>>540561905STOP NOTICING THINGS
>>540560356>just sequester yourself from 70% of the playerbase, the auction house and most of the new dungeons because hc cucks are terrified of doing something new as it may lead to deathnobody is impressed when they see your immortal title lil bro (unless you're a warrior)
>(unless you're a warrior)You're literally talking to the first WoW HC warrior SSF in the world buddy
>>540562808that sounds very gay
>>540560356Most of the hatred for Hardcore comes from Turtle Wow where they really botched it and made it annoying for other players to deal with. Specifically Turtle Wow gives quest experience for grey quests, so cowardly Hardcores will do grey quests for "safe XP." The thing is they compete with people ten levels beneath them. And you can't group with them. So you'll be waiting for a mob to spawn, some guy ten levels over you will walk in. You try to invite him but can't because Hardcore (even if you were Hardcore there's an over 5 level difference so you can't) and then the Hardcore kills the quest NPC and you have to wait more.All this could have been solved by removing the grey quest XP and giving Hardcores their own server.
>>540562896In my experience this mostly annoys hc'ers since as you get higher, the more the pool of hc players shrinks. Trying to group for some of the elite quests in your late 20s and early 30s like nekrosh, morladim and the elite dwarves in wetlands is quite difficult. Usually i have to skip them and come back when i drastically out level them so i can just solo them
>>540563095If I see a hardcore wanting to do a quest npc I'm waiting for I typically don't mind staying behind and helping them do it and have done that before but in most cases they just outlevel the quests and steal the mobs from people who were waiting there instead of waiting their turn politely. It makes people not like hardcores because they have so many bad experiences with them being dicks.
>>540562896Nah, I know 4channers and how they areMost of their hatred for anything hard is just pure unfiltered cope, but to be fair, it's something everyone with an inferiority complex does, but 4channers experience that more than others4channers are both contrarians and afraid of anything complicated/hard and they will try to find an excuse, it's as simple as thisPeople hated HC before Twow or outside Twow, the same way shmup, fighting games or speedrunning is hated, it's all part of some complex and jealousy
>>540563394Hc isn't hard. Nothing about wow in general is remotely hard. It's just tedium. Wow is also an mmo so you naturally want more people to play with. You cut the pool of available players to play with by over half if you are hc. You also can't interact with the economy until 60 which again is just tedius
>>540561905hmmm that's not the /who page
>Its not hard! You didn't do or accomplish anything! aaaaaaaaaaaa its not hard! its just tedius!Reach lvl 60 on HC on a non 4fun server like troon wow in less than 6 days and call me
>can i beat wow if i play it like a coward and only kill green mobs and never take risks and carry petri pots at all timeI mean yeah probably. Video game challenges like this are inherently flawed because people always just cheese them. Like all those I Wanna Be The Guy LPers who said "I'm going to beat the game with no deaths on file" and what that meant was when they died they just closed the game and loaded a save.
My guy, I don't care about what you think HC isI reached it while speedrunning on a warrior with no petri flask, you are just making excuses>b-but people can cheese itAnd you can't even reach it while cheesing itYou have no achievementsBeat the Yotta level industforce or get the 500s achievement in Devil Dagger, do something more than just play WoW on a troon server
>>540564112This is a private server general, all pservers are essentially troon funserver, especially turtleMaybe justify your computer game accomplishments on the wow classic thread
I checked wow-hc and it is a normal non 4fun serverWhy are you guys lying?>a-all servers are bad corrupt with 4fun naruto custom content!Haem, no? Only the ones you play
>about a fourth the posts in this thread are dolljoints talking to no one
And I'll keep doing it!
>>540564842Didn't that guy die in deadmines on epoch?
>>540565252Don't gossip about me anonymously you low T coward
Report Vulperatranny for avatarfaggotry
>>540565821You got so mad at me that you replied to your own post pretending to be meYou'll never be good at any video games the same way I am
>>540564112on twitch is a literal grandpa that has done solo self-found and raided in HC on multiple characters.It took months for him to set up shitty key-binds and he starts shaking physically anytime he pulls more than 1 mob leading to him being unable to use abilities and die, yet he made it to 60 multiple times.Not only is your shitty way of playing for dad gamers, its literally for granddad gamers and said granddads mog you at it./popsbarngrill
My mom is very proud that I got to level 60 in World of Warcraft without dying once so back off
>>540564842>>540565252Is epoch really so dead their trannies came back here
I broke him
>nobody gives a shit about the hc """achievement""">hc troon has a meltdown
>>540535835i made it to lvl 30 as enhance shammy and honestly it's kinda boring. i only have a few gold idk what i could reroll and afford to twink. I like huntard but i also got 200 fish and cook on the shaman so it feels mega bad to abandon it.
why is blud spamming the thread with his pedo art
>>540566076Yep.
>>540566198Damn I never noticed how well it was working as a containment thread until it was gone
>>540566076Yea, you can run 4 dungeons all day and that's it, the team said they will start working on the raid when BBC is done.This shouldn't stop cuckjoints from wiping in DM all day, but he needs a bigger audience that is laughing at him in order to be happy.
>>540566258/wpsg/ flourished thanks to /epog/ and <Branded> acting as quarantine zones for the mentally ill. For once we actually have a good guild going and the best part is they've put all this time in their failed server and failed erp guild that they will basically never even try to join <Evil>.
This all happened because I said their guild shouldn't be in the OP if 70% of their raid are pugs isn't it?
>>540566258If you ever wondered why /epog/ threads moved so fast despite nobody playing on the server it's because this jobless friendless tranny and others post nonstop nonsense in them.
>>540566258the good news is theres basically always some fotm doa server so its only a matter of time before they vanish again
I posted like 20 times in epog at most, is this dude okay? Why is he replying to himself and having a meltdown?
That was weird! I always make people turn insane just by existing, probably because of jealousy I guess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwfdbTvJDaQ
>>540567567Are you at least a cute man liking tranny or are you one of the gross ones
>>540567650I'm a 5"4 normal sized man with a beard, high T and I hate trannies and tranny lovers, and I believe gay sex is bad and disgusting because the anus isn't made for sexBut what does it have to do with WoW?
>>540567774>5"4>normal sized
>>540567774Oh I thought you were ready to be honest with yourself Nevermind
HE'S STOIC STOP TROLLING HIM
I'm also 5"4 but that's the average height of women here
>>540568692Put on the dress.
>>540568692Cute tranny
>instead of grinding to make 250g for his weapon skills, rackbride is simping for avinora in sfk againbruh...
>>540570516<Evil>'s failures made him looks for better bussy.
>>540570516>it's realpoor cuckroar...
>>540571132that's so funny tandrok
can someone invite senkosan to branded? :3
My little birds. Whisper in my ear.My little spiders. They see. They hear.
I am 57 on my hardcore slow and steady exhaustion high elf paladin I have Plaguelands, Winterspring, Burning Steppes, and Searing George elite quests left. I only have 1536 quests completed, idk where I'll get 2800 from.
>see a branded retard in bg>farm them repeatedly because they're a shitter
>>540576262You're probably turning them on.
>>540576365probably but easy ab wins
>>540576437We kicked your ass, though?
>>540577087You just lost lol
>5"4i knew it was a lie when he said how manly he is
>>540577475Yeah but it's a victory because he got horny imagining getting raped by you.
>>540577581ew lol
Theres no way someone born a man could be 5'4 without stunting his growth
>>540577475>>540577675Last two ABs(and the only ABs I've been in all night) have been victories so uh...are you just sitting around fantasizing about an alternate reality where you win a PVP match in a private server for a 20 year old MMO? That's uh, kinda sad, man
>>540578157>look i just barely won an abgrats but you lost to me
>>540578204I accept your seething concession
>>540578279>losing is actually winninglmao thanks for the free marks and rep
Seeing all the gay drama posted here lately makes me glad I joined a non-4chan guild.
>>540578365I joined a comfy dadgamer guild and I've never been happier.
>>540578157>are you just sitting around fantasizing about an alternate realityNo, that would be you, the person who pretends to be a woman who fucks a corpse futa in the World of Warcraft.
>>540578539How do I get one of these? I wanna dadgame the raids
>>540579156I listened to world and then tried some guilds from there until I found one that worked.
I meant to say I'm 5'8, sorry.
>>540578879How are you this assmad over losing an AB lol
>>540579783I wasn't in any AB so none.
Is stealth just borked on bronzebeard? Even mobs two or three levels lower detect from really far away
A rod of such length… such immensity… would seem unwieldy in the hands of an ordinary man. To the untrained, it is nothing but dead weight, a burden too great to control. Yet to the true fighter, Rackbrides futa cock becomes more than flesh… it becomes an extension of his will.With the rod plunged deep in his body, he does not resist its enormity, he embraces it. His grip, his stance, his very spirit sink into the rod’s vastness. In that moment, man and undead cease to be separate. They are one entity. A towering pillar of flesh, poised on the edge of destruction and supremacy.Ten thousand years ago… before recorded history… before nations, before kings… there was only hunger, violence, and the law of survival.It was then that a lone man stood, a man whose name is now lost to time. Surrounded by a clan of raging cavemen, their crude stone clubs raised high, death closing in from all sides.But in his ass… gripped with primal certainty… was the futa cock.Longer than any spear, heavier than any club, its sheer size seemed unfit for human use. Yet in this man’s grip, it became a living force.Each meatspin with the rod cleaved through the darkness like a lightning bolt. Bones shattered. Skulls cracked. The clan of cavemen, so certain of their numbers, were reduced to nothing more than prey before the sheer dominance of one man and his weapon.In that moment, the futa was not just flesh dildo. It was proof. Proof that mankind could grasp impossibility, could command the uncommandable, could turn the tide of evolution itself.The cavemen had numbers. He had the futa dick. And history chose the victor.
Please stop bringing up the undead futa playerI don't want to imagine a rotten zombie cock
Please stop talking about Rackbride. Every time you do he cries in guild chat.
Just imagine the stench of the decay corpse cock. Absolutely wretched. You'd be vomiting all over the place.
>>540582415>fuck some zombie>his cock breaks off in your bussy>have to shit out a dead man's dick
>>540581484The maggots would feel really wild wriggling inside you.
>>540582814Thank you for giving us a glimpse of the Freudian nightmare that is your mind
>suck my undead futa cock
>moonroar having a meltie because rackbride is spending the whole night with avinora
>>540583295It's kind of sad. I talked with Rack about this and he said he'd spend some time with Moon.
>>540583519That was very kind of you
Kick myself in the noots
>turtle doesn't have trispec >turtle doesn't have loadout manager>turtle ability bars don't change when you swap specsThis is unplayable.
>>540584739It does though.
>>540584739well.. you see... it's impossible to do all of that without switching to unreal engine 5.It's just not possible.
>>540586894This is such bs when ascension can do anything they want on their client
>ascension has this>ascension can do thatAscension is cheating by having actual developers on their team. Shenna can't compete without spending money, which she doesn't wanna do.
Do you fags really ERP?You know that's another dude behind that elf, right?You know that's gay, right?
If only ERP was the only issue, but nope, the real issue is playing on a corrupt pay2win server
>>540587370It's some prison gay shit where these people are in their mother's basement self-secluded from the rest of society. Their only chance at sexual activity is with other men through video games so that's what they do.
>>540587192>Ascension is cheating by having actual developers on their teamShenna would rather blow money on expensive ad campaigns and a shitty client nobody wanted.It's pathetic.
>>540587370No, I fap and play separately.
>>540588025Same.
Hey trannies, shut the fuck up for 5 minutes.I need a status report on>Chudhaven>VVALLKRAFT>BBC+>CoA>AaW>Epoop
>>540584739turtle had quadspec
>>540586994Ascension has 3.3.5 client which is better than 1.12 turd.Even addons are weird in 1.12 you have addons that are basically bots/scripts but then shit like WA/Changing bars is nearly impossible.
>>540588284>>Chudhavenwho cares>>VVALLKRAFTschizo kino>>BBC+p2w fun server>>CoAp2w fun server with many classes>>AaWstuck in dev hell>>Epoopstuck outside of dev hell
>>540588983It's a chud server, we chuds, care.>>540588284>ChudhavenNo news, likely dev hell.>VVALLKRAFTAgartha is coming.>BBC+p2w funserver do not play>CoAp2w funserver with too many shitty classes stuck in dev hell, do not play incredibly stale>AaWDev hell scam>EpoopAssassinated by Ascension team (jewish) instead of troondle (jewish). Not the inheritor to V+.
>>540588284Just play Froustmore WotLK+ next week, you double tranny.
>>540587697Come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth.
If you all hate <Branded> so much moo, then why are you constantly talking about them moo? /heals/ doesn't talk about <evil> at all most of the time moo.
I miss DREGNUK
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>>540590559it's obvious who he is in evil
>>540530738suggest a better server. you won't
>>540589270>Agartha is coming.Wallcraft has decided to add a ton of fanfiction races, shit's fucking cooked and not very vril my guy.
>>540591361Wow-hc*yawn*Another easy won argument
Is there an easy way to block the tranime poster? It's quite annoying how often he is shitting up the thread.
>>540566389you will never experience your father silently approving of you at your wedding day. i think that's worse
>>540591721Damn, that's what you wish for? It's not too late anon, I'm sure it can still happen!
>>540591491>hardcore onlyinto the trash it goes
>>540588983>>540589270 Don't listen to these turtle shills>>540588284
as a person with a job i will continue playing turtlewow instead of a fully progressed 250 peak x1 hardcore server
Those pugs could have run Molten Core without <Evil>, but <Evil> couldn't have run it without them.
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>>540595179*blocks you're path*
>>540593702peepee time isnt always poopoo time but poopoo time is always peepee time
Why are all turtle players like this? This is not a environment I'd call healthy.
https://youtu.be/0nQ4OqBcfqk?si=pYlrNRbBIKObfN06i guess youtube community posts are different case
can someone please explain to a new player what is this evil stuff and what does pugs and raid mean?
>>540595534typical <branded> group
>>540597086Molten Core & Onyxia released yesterday on Ambershire so <Evil> recruited a pug (pick up group) of randoms to help them meet the player requirement
>>540593702TRVTH NVKE
>>540530738>custom content is low effort and ruins the integrity of the original game
>>540597515They recruited way more pug than they needed.
>>540597941xer isnt wrong, turdle dungeons suck>B-BUT THIS ONE IS GOODso you agree
>>540597941>bit of maraudon, SM and sunwell layoutlooks mostly vanilla to me
>>540598318Turtle dungeons look the exact same as normal classic dungeons if not better at times, you guys are just shitposting.
>>540597941they fixed the combat bug supposedly and that was the biggest con to it before, so it's great
>>540598575>an entire dungeon is just a circle with random packs placed everywhereyea quality
Why is there an orc in the middle of Stormwind?
>>540598903shut up incel
>>540598875>an entire dungeon is just a circle with random packs placed everywhereYes
>>540598903to fuck your girlfriend when youre off raiding
>Lvl 28-34 Dragonmaw Retreat in Grim ReachesHigh-effort mega-dungeon that's a great endgame for Wetlands, cool dragon boss fight, cool final boss fight>Lvl 34-39 Crescent Grove in AshenvaleFeels more like an elite mob area, open air dungeons feel nice to clear and go through but it's forgettable and skippable>Lvl 35-41 Stormwrought Ruins in BalorTheir best dungeon, great music, great environment, great lore, the backdoor gimmick works to divide the dungeon in 2 parts. A fight was bugged as hell when I first did it, no idea if they fixed that.>Lvl 43-49 Gilneas City in GilneasWhat else is there at this level range? Killing pigs in Razorfen Downs? Uldaman? Gilneas City feels better to play than those two, a fitting endgame for Gilneas, but I'd say it's too overtuned.>Lvl 48-56 Hateforge Quarry in Burning SteppesForgettable and skippable, short dungeon to do before being geared enough for Blackrock Depths.>Lvl 60 Stormwind Vault in StormwindVery low effort dungeon, claustrophobic, is like a max level stockades, they should completely redo it.>Lvl 60 Karazhan Crypt in Deadwind PassLow effort dungeon, they just put enemies in that crypt, but at least they're cool enemies and they didn't fumble that.>Lvl 60 Caverns of Time: Black Morass in TanarisLow effort dungeon but still nice environment because of the space settings, it wants to be the 'hardest' dungeon in the game and at least it looks like it, maybe they should have went all the way and give it hard mechanics like it was a raid instead of just big stats to bosses, and the reputation grind gives something to do at 60.I'm looking forward for the lvl60 Timbermaw Hold, because so far the lvl60s dungeons are the most uninteresting
>>540598903jus' having a little revelrymight burn down the kaldorei district for a laugh
My helf is so cool...
>>540598903>w-we will never be slav-ACK!
>>540600225>donning the uniform of traitorous brigandsfag
>>540530738All of this is true but there isn't a better server out there with an actual population, it's the lesser of many evils.I genuinely got annoyed yesterday though when the GM's spent all day attention whoring in world chat, then I walk into Orgrimmar and the GM is there in a giant oversized moonkin model dancing and begging for attention even more. The faggotry of these people is distracting. I just want to play WoW for fuck's sake.
got the itch boys. What's the server to play right now? I NEED BIG FAT ELF BOOTY
>>540601409retail
I've only played Dragonmaw Retreat so far and the original dungeons with the new expansions but I have two complaints:-Dragonmaw is way too fucking long, a regular dungeon with standard loot taking damn near an hour if you don't already have the key is pretty ridiculous. Clearing the dragon room altars is like 20 minutes of killing trash mobs alone.-All of the custom areas have severe line of sight issues. This is mostly noticeable in the new Wailing Caverns area that leads to the spinosaurus boss, you basically need to be inside the tank's ass in order to actually fight. It's bizarre that these have still not been fixed almost two months into the update.
>>540601208(((Stormwind))) should've paid them instead of fighting jungle trolls then
>>540601610>It's bizarre that these have still not been fixed almost two months into the update.they did just lose their devs
>>540601610dragonmaw retreat is terrible, skip itgilneas is decent though
>>540601409azerotica
>>540601832I thought only the retard in Michigan got fucked over>>540601878Nah it's a nice enough dungeon, the main room with the huge staircases reminded me of the Mines of Moria from the first LotR movie a lot, it's just way too long. The size of it isn't even the issue, it's that every pathway has like 6-8 groups of identical mobs to clear. It's overly dense.
>>540602081>I thought only the retard in Michigan got fucked overMost of their devs were westerners, who blizzard will try their absolute hardest to serve.Note: This includes asking Microsoft to help with that.
Why is it always the warriors and paladins beefing each other?
>>540601946rolling a nelfie there and using the nonny plap spec!
>>540602278>Shagu, Eric Mauser. Developer and Admin: Stuttgart, Germany>Akalix. Josiah Zimmer. Marketing and Manager: Michigan>brotalnia. Stefan Kostov. Developer: Berkovistsa, Bulgaria>Niralthas. Jesse Lautenback. System Admin: Groningen, Netherlands>xerron. Cosmin Pop. Developer: Cluj Napoca, Romania>Jamma. Jamey Diepbrink. Developer: Purmerend, Netherlands>Maros Betko. Developer: Czech Republic>Kruxis. Marco Kreta/Kaptein. Developer: Bad Reichenhall, Germany.
>>540602561paladins are failed warriors and warriors are revolted by trannies (which paladins are)
>>540602887bulgarian and romanian might be safe but>germany>netherlandslmao
>>540602887Why do retards continue to associate anything they do online with their real names?
>>540603156they thought nothing would ever happen
>>540602887>marketer is a literal jew
i deleted my hardcore warrior and just rerolled normal. hardcore is a pain in the fucking ass, you can't find groups for shit like elites and dungeons take forever to fill. really cbf
>>540603662You don't even get anything for doing HC except the server being told when you ding 60 and "the Immortal" title. Slow & Steady at least gives you bags and a unique mount.
What addons do you fags use for bags? I've been using SUCCbags because it doesn't look like a phone interface and it has autosorting in it but I wish it had more easily discernable quality borders.
good morning
>>540603662Weak.>>540603798There's a HC mount.
>waiting for an elite>suddenly like 6 hardcore subhumans start crowding the spawn point>by some miracle I tagged the elite first and my party got creditGood. The only time I want to see a HC waste of space is in a death message. Why make such a huge portion of an MMO unable to do pug content with you?
>>540603798Immortal title is neat but it's not worth the hassle. And that's what it is, not a challenge but a fucking hassle. This game was never intended to be played like that>>540604078More like just really fucking bored
>evil aka fmc 9.0 being carried by the pug army in molten core
>>540604262Excuses.
>wanted to do crescent grove>find some lads waiting before the elites>ask to group>paladin seems clueless>tell him to get the quests whilst we wait for a healer>find healer and move to the entrance that's located just round the corner past two(2) elites>suddenly paladin freaks out and leaves party posting this in chat and leaves>find a hunter dps instantly and clear the dungeon without any issues, he was even top average dps
>>540604040eware dogoonies seriously still popular?post a raen
Imagine being a minority in your own guild's raid because over half the raid is pugs.
>>540604270The lengths you guys go to just to shittalk that guild is incredible. I've seen the narrative shift from "they are never gonna be able to do it!" to "b-but it's the pugs!" in under 24 hours.Even though I'm not even playing on that server It's sad seeing people try to sabotage a /wpsg/ guild this hard. Are you guys that desperate for drama that you're willing to go to such lengths for it? Or are you just upset that they're doing okay even without your participation?
>>540605141It's okay, anon. You'll get over it. Dry your tears.
>>540605141They still haven't cleared it even while taking pugs to carry them.
>>540605402It's okay, anon. I know you zoomers are allergic to emotions and have to respond with a witty quip everytime someone says something remotely touching. That's why we got those slop movies millenial writers churn out for you nowadays that have to end every sentence with some dumbass one liner.
>>540605141In two weeks it'll be "but they clear it in 3 hours when my dadgamer normie guild does it in 2!", sad!
>>540605141>anons say evil won't clear mc on their first attempt>evil doesn't clear mc on their first attempt>now they're being laughed at for taking more pugs than anons
SS won
>>540605580You're really upset over nothing. It'll be fine.
>>540605602If that's what you want to make fun of them for then that's your choice. Just make it funny.
>>540605758I'm not upset anon, just disappointed. That 4chan has become a caricature of itself and the only things the anons left to offer nowadays are mockery and contempt.
>>540605964You're taking jokes way too seriously. But if you don't like 4chan you can just leave.
>>540605964retard 4chan was never your hugbox kys and go back
>>540605141>Even though I'm not even playing on that serverI do and I'm in <Evil>. I don't speak for the full guild but I speak for myself and the anons I know when I say stop acting like a faggot on our behalf. The shitposts are funny. Get over it.
>>540606062Well, maybe you guys are just making shitty jokes>anons express disdain for /wpsg/ guilds and playing with other anons throughout leveling>/wpsg/ guild can't find enough anons to raid so they take pugs>haha look at /wpsg/ guild, they have to get pugs to raid!yeah very funny faggot>>540606640then you're an even more of a gigantic faggot than them for not standing up for your boys.
>no you have to get mad because someone made a joke about your private server 4chan guildStop acting like a faggot.
>>540606503>tfw you realize you are playing on a dead server and the liminal space dread gets to you
>>540603662No one really cares about or respects Hardcore players because 99% just do grey quests and farm mobs without ever taking a risk. Or they play some easy class like Druid, Hunter or Paladin.
Is there any eta for when bronzebeard actually launches?
>>540608202in about a month or so at this point, expect a release date in a week or 2 max
>>540605141But Evil DIDNT do it.MC was mainly a Pug raid + some Evil tagged along.
It was awfully nice of that pug to let Evil join them and show them the ropes in Onyxia's Lair and Molten Core.
>lv60 paladin>pre-raid bis>tank and dps specs>no guildIs it over?
>>540609796No go jerk off elsewhere tranny
>>540609796https://github.com/OldManAlpha/TurtleRP
>>540609745>he fell for the paladin memepeople only want warriors, druids, and shamans, lil sis
>>540609745Noob /who g-"cool"Pro /who g-"Evil"Hacker /who g-"who did it"God /who g-"Branded"
>>540610081i played pala on retail until cataclysm adn paladin was the worst classdidnt know half the server would choose paladin on turtle
>>540610708because deep down many of the people who normally play warrior in vanilla really wish they were playing paladin. once you sell the idea of a pinkie power fantasy in vanilla, the cucks will naturally reroll
What makes Horde boys so fragile? Lack of a father figure?
>>540611292>start whispering someone dumb garbage>they insult you then put you on ignoreOk.
>>540611375Horde boys be so fragile and weak...
>>540611292no, its just that they play the easymode faction and ally players usually suck at pvp so theyre not used to adversity. ironically the fatherless behavior is you posting and gossiping about this guy here
>>540611857Do you think you're a funny person?
>>540611945I'm when my boot is firmly placed on the throat of another poor, little horde boy.
>>540611857>>540612231why do you type like a homo
>>540612231>>540612384He types like he's ESL.>I'm when
Why did the last 3 pics get 404? Why are you guys making it so much harder for me to browse this place? I'm already seething knowing people play turtle wow because it goes against all concept of self love, self control and human dignity to play on a server made by a russian whore called torta the shenna selling gold and items on the down low
>>540612384>>540612631More horde fragility.
>>540612770I'm playing alliance though.
>>540606640Not a single funny shitpost has been made about it though it's just the same thing spammed over and over again
>yes, I know the admin + mod team sold gold, items and r14 characters and they have no passion for wow and only see it as a business opportunity to milk retards and there is screenshots out there about them talking about their playerbase like they are cash cow and they sell 36 bags in the shop and the server is p2w with garbage custom content buuuuuuuuuuut come on it was just 10 years ago!!!!! (even if half of it is today)
>>540613153>I don't personally find certain jokes funny, so neither may you.Good luck with that.
>the last 20 bridges were scams but I'm making a killing buying a bridge from Mr. ParkerWhy retards like you no wonder why cypto and other scams are more popular each passing day.
>pickpocket a grey mob>resist and now 4 elites attacking me>vanish>pickpocket again>resist>die
>>540613201ask torta on discord how much for 1k gold and screencap her answer
>>540613503FR fr! I'm disappointed in the intelligence, lack of integrity and lack of self control 4channers have
>>540612946Maybe its your Alliance alt but you're clearly brown and a horde player.
>>540557238He was a boy, she was a girl
>>540613635It's my main and I'm White.
He was a boyHe was a girlCan I make it any more obvious?He was a chudHe did erpWhat more can I say?He wanted herHe'd never tellSecretly he wanted him as wellBut all of his friendsStuck up their noseThey had a problem with his chuddy ways
>>540613734Lying typically horde behavior.
>>540613994Why did you delete your screenshots?
I'll repost his screenshots because I hate it when people do this!
>>540613468Why do you type like a faggot
>>540614116Felt bad about it after all...
>>540557238literally built for my 7-incher
>>540611292This picture was called "Fragilehordeboys"
>>540614319>7-incherShe has a foot long horse cock.
>>540614409LITERALLY BUILT FOR ME HOLY MOLY
>>540611857This picture was called "Fragilehordeboys2">>540609796This post which was deleted asked for the TurtleRP addon and he posted the same picture as in this hentai general thread talking about monster ERPhttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/533471649/#533534656Talking about his tulpa (mental illness)https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/643226648/#643231964
>>540614669holy kek
I've been playing on turtle for the last 3 weeks and to I can now say that it's very bad and ruins the spirit of vanilla wow by casualizing almost every important aspect of the game:> obnoxious lowbie shitters running around with gay looking turtle mounts at leve l18+> BWL tiered cloaks available even before MC/Ony just by farming rep> nerfed Lionheart Helm (1% hit reduced for 18 fucking stamina, lol)> paladins and shamans are broken> every paladin wants to be dps> world PvP replaced by cross-faction, safety-for-all bullshit> hardcore challenge which isn't even a challenge since most hardcore players grind mobs and quests 10 levels below them in areas where it's hard to overpull, so it's mostly about caution than any kind of skill> somehow MC and Ony can be cleared by 20 people, bringing them to ZG and AQ20 tier. So either the raids are undertuned or classes and items are vastly overtuned. Probably the latter.The era of pure vanilla servers is over, isn't it?
TAURI2 MORE DAYS<gulag>ALLIANCECOME HOME WHITE MAN
>>540614669>his tulpaI fucking knew the schizos in this thread were nuts but had no clue they were this nuts.
>>540614898>these things "ruin the spirit of vanilla" because they just do
why the fuck are there so many narcissistic attention seeking trannies on this fucking board Jesus Christ just play the fucking game already
I'm playing in 2 days! Not troon-wow tho LMAO! but wow-hc!
how do people "sell" arcanum of rapidity when its bop?
>>540614669Why are these people not being permabanned?
Faelun.
>>540615304Why should it be permabanned? I'm telling people this poster also talked about tulpa, proving that alliancef*gs are mentally ill freaks
>>540614898>turtlesWorst aesthetic design choice shenna ever made, it's an UGLY mount and the whole place is crawling with them because it's basically free. I have no clue why it's added.>BWL cloaks with rep farmPrivate servers are notoriously bad at balancing itemization. It goes from "look up your prebis" to "get your prebis from x custom dungeon", so in the end nothing really changes and realistically everything up to AQ is trivial.>paladins and shamans are brokennot broken just immensely popular due to their ability to do everything including heal, tank, dps, aoe farm>world PvP replaced by cross-faction, safety-for-all bullshitpvp servers always crash and burn, just look at tel'abim and epoch's pvp. The average sperg cannot control himself and will spend hours in STV/redridge crashing down on people leveling until they quit, killing his own server in the process. >hardcoreHardcore is a joke in every iteration of the game. Every HC player and their mother on official classic running with a stupid petri and using disconnect/instance kick timer in conjunction with it without blizzard doing anything about it is the most immense cringe imaginable.>20 man raidsthey scale, this is done on purpose and in my opinion it sucks. 40 man raids are chaotic and sovlful, blasting 1 minute bosses with 20 autists is a snoozefest
>540615417 (no (You) for you)>alliance bad turtle bad rp bad non hc badmedsI think you are, as the kids would say, a hater. I don't think you have any opinion that isn't just "I hate current thing that is moderately more popular than the baseline". In fact your shilling for hardcore is probably only because everyone else here makes fun of hardcore and you enjoy being the opposite of the current thing.
>>540615439you can still run the raids with 40 people since thats the bestest thing ever. curious how no one seems to ever want to. im sure theyre just all tasteless.
What is blub yappin about? I literally explained why tranny-wow is bad, I gave plenty of arguments
>>540615439I forgot to mention the turtles take away the "I should get a mount now that I'm 40 and have a big upgrade looming!" feeling because instead of going from 100% to 160% you go from like 120+8 (spurs) to 160. So a lot of people skip on it, continuing the littering of that ugly fuck tortoise mount.Also it's clearly a tortoise.
>>540615669Anon, most MC raids this week on Ambershire were 40 mans with waiting lists.
>>540615439>not broken just immensely popular due to their ability to do everything including heal, tank, dps, aoe farm>not broken>ability to do everything>not broken
>>540615417What makes you think I posted that senko picture? I deleted the two screenshots from the game I posted because to be fair I should've at least censored their names. I have nothing to do with that other poster above me.Good anime tho.
>>540615838then whats blud yappin about?
>540615717oh yeah? let's hear them>muh schizo freakout over a conspiracy theory from 10 years agoTurtlewow has an armory addon a bunch of people use on Nordanaar, you would not be able to sneak in a rank 14 ever. Zero-sighting zero-honorspy history rank 14 character would immediatley be sussed out, yet this has never been spotted in the 7 years of turtle. What gives?>muh bags>muh vendor petsjust don't buy it
>>540615948No clue. Scaling is good for smaller guilds but you're better off having 40 since mechanics don't scale. Majordomo is easier with 40 than with 20.
>>540614669>>540614402can we find out who this is and kick this freak from <evil>?
have you goys considered therapy
I was picking briarthorn and saw a warmode horde shaman was going to reach it first so I killed him, he called me a loser :(
>>540615913no one cares about paladins and shamans as long as they have enough blessings/wf and 1 prot, though. youre not gonna ever see raids stacking either class just because they can "do everything"
>>540616056Their in-game name is Faelun.
>>540616056That would be as easy as whispering the people in the ss and showing them the conversation.
>>540616226Already did that. They said their name was Faelun. Checks out. Level 25 Paladin in The Barrens.
>>540615923Yeah I don't think it was you, sometime I just type things and I don't know whyYou deleted them because you felt bad and wanted to censor their names? You're good in my book, I apologize, great guy 10/10 keep being you!>>540616056You'll have to go through me if you want to kick them
>>540616146Yes, huge waste of time and money. Good way to get pain medicine to get high with tho.
guys you're embarassing us in front of the orcs :(
>>540616056Why? He's being evil - he belongs in <Evil>.
Tauri. Evermoon. Alliance<gulag>
>>540617730>dwarf arms warrior guild masteryeah good luck but im going horde this time
>>540617858>gulag (forma de latinx)
>>540617730>Bait guild>Latinx everywhere>AllianceI think not, chum.
What dropped in MC and who got it?I need lists. I need names. Now.
>>540618395The pugs and the guild master got all the loot
>go to Wailing Caverns for like a dozen druidic reasons>get a green gem from saving a super druid from the druid nightmare>Objective: Go to Ratchet and ask for information>"Hmmm, yep. Dat dere is a druid gem. Y'all should head to Wailing Caverns and talk to the druid."Also the only anime posters I respect are menhera posters
>>540615569meant for >>540615417
>>540618224what does that even mean, weirdo
>>540615973meant for >>540615717
>>540618395Eye of Sulfuras dropped, pug Paladin Ret Sukunabrazil <La Cruzada Escarlata> got it
>>540619335>>540619473Thank you! Their replies got lost!
>>540618395The Hand of Rangaros dropped. Aecheur took it then went offline. Later, all the gold from the guild bank disappeared.
Who was in the wrong here?
>>540618395they didnt kill ragnaros
>>540620590warrior seems like a really nice person who is fun to be around
Tauri.3 days until WoD.You join <gulag>.Now.
>>540620590Hunter for assuming that the faggot zoomer has a grasp on basic human interaction.
>>540620773ugly ass mount
MY GUILD ARE ALL MORONS
>>540621382
>>540620590which server so I can avoid mentally ill people like this one?
Well it happenedI got an ESL tank in my partyHe was fine. Did better than my last run of WC.
>>540622768That's because being ESL makes you smarter than someone who only knows 1 language! It's logical!This is why Americans are all retarded with no exceptions
>>540623000I do wish they taught a second language in grade school. I completely ignored French during high school.
>>540623000there are so many americans that speak spanish too, though
>>540623323Or Hebrew! Pfffffft!>>540623251Heh, English is fine, you don't really need to learn more languages for communication, and if you are interested in another language you can just watch tv shows/anime dubbed in that language!That's how I learned English!I watched Dr House with English VA and English subtitles and I googled every word I didn't know and boom! Now I can speak English!
>>540620590>oh cant trade cross faction>Who was in the wrongyou stupid niggers always tell on yourselves
>>540620590He did not consent to having his trade window opened. You violated the NAP.
it feels kinda bad that feral druid can do everything rogue does but with a built in tank and healer tool kitand also>can't be sapped>faerie fire>naturally faster so you can never backstabmakes me feel like I picked the wrong class :(
>>540620590i dont understand why people play multiplayer games and act this way nowim so tired of this gay behavior we can all talk and be chill and shit too you know
>stomping through Durotar in my Lv60 ass>end up getting a 6 slot bag from killing crocodiles>go to Razor Hill and whisper the first zugzug below Lv10 I see>trade him a bag:)
man I forgot how ass the elven starting zone is>go deep into this fucking den with a mob every 5 yard and pick up some garbage item
>it's another "bad players cry about the easy ass elf starter zone" episode
>>540620880>>540622479>>540623957>be nice to me, anon!
>>540620590reasonable crashout. Play hardcore long enough and you see anyone violating your surroundings as a time wasting faggot. Most of the time they are.
>>540620590He didn't need to chimp out but I try to whisper people first before trading or inviting them.
>>540620590>>540624794these people should consider playing singleplayer games only
>>540624606the barrows sucks, man.
Do people save all the caches until level 60 on ascension?
>thread retardation takes a break while evil raids
>>540615669How do gear drops work with fewer people? Like, if the amount of epics you get is the same, then of course people will go with fewer numbers.
>>540625628a52: generally job board yes. rest no. may hold unto if you want more at a higher level bracket items for leveling in some cases-check tooltip. its been a while though may be wrong.
>>540624656if hes that way all the time with everyone thats the problem is what im saying because theres more of that anti social behavior online than ever before
just saw a pinkie riding through duskwood picking flowers and mining what a little cupcake>>540625558i like the barrows its a reason to party up early
>>540630061>TWO gathering profsYeah, that's probably a bot
What's taking Evil so long? I thought you just had to kill Ragnaros.
>>54063216510/12 bosses down
>>540632165new bosses
>>540632502But that's where you guys were yesterday. Are you seriously not making any progress for like an hour?
>>540632502>all those pugs
>Turtle has been stable and growing>Epoch has not stabilized and continues to lose playershmm
>guildless pugs in the raidno wonder it's taking 5+ hours
>>540632502>Evil will never do Majordomo Executus(YOU ARE HERE)>Evil will never clear Majordomo Executus
>>540633002epoopers are all shilling BBC+ now
>lfm mc trash run mats/epics resnobody actually joins these right
>>540633103(YOU ARE HERE)>Evil won't clear MC on their first try.And they didn't.
Sooooooo... We're fine with removing that guild from the OP since it's not a 4chan guild when 80% of their raid are pugs, right?
>>540633118>check thread>it's 1 guy arguing against multiple people how paying for gear is good because wagies have no time
>>540633129I've been doing MC trash runs. They're really good money. Guild does MC tomorrow.
>>540633118Shenna derangement syndrome
>>540633364give me one coherent argument for why it's bad to pay for raid gear, you can't.
horde lost too many AV games suddenly the queue is enormous
>guys! lets all play ascension with a p2w cash shop!!!!!>no guys lets all play turtle wow with a p2w cash shop and a russian whore owner who sells item/gear/gold under the table for 10 years!!!Is this "2 retards fighting"?Play a non 4fun no cash shop server, it's not that hard
>paying real money for services on a private server makes you a winner
>>540633738>play turtle wow with a p2w cash shop and a russian whore owner who sells item/gear/gold under the table for 10 years!!!>10 years!!!I mean, if it works and is the highest pop server(s)...
>>540632502>more pugs than evil
Oh yeah, it works... for her wallet! Good job being an useful idiot and a simp!Must be weird to have no self control and no self love... I can't relate!
>>540634128true dat. should self-host and play by yourself for the ultimate pwnage to shenna and M$
Or... I'll play on a non p2w non corrupt server!
>>540633916Spending your time in a 20 year old game instead of having a job makes you a loser.Winners are the ones contributing to the economy and buying shop items.
>>540634350>I'll play on a non p2w non corrupt server!show me the long-running server with a healthy 1k+ pop and no cashshop anon
>>540634367so its p2l then?
>>540634367>winners are wageslaves>losers are the ones with unliemited free time
You're in my thoughts and prayers, <Evil>.
>>540633738Why do you keep calling your spook a whore? Is it because she reminds you she can be a money grifting thot and still always be a woman whereas you'll never be?
pretty crazy how often it is that when someone swoops in and takes a skin right at your feet while youre fighting another mob theyre frenchgod i hate the french
Me when I ride my turtle mounthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jh1sUFdHk4U&list=RDJh1sUFdHk4U&start_radio=1
how long until this retard gets tired of typing the same thing 50 times a day and finally kills themselves?
>>540530302Any Tauri HORDE guilds?>>540620773>alliance guildWhy?
>>540634510If no such server exist, why should I play on a corrupt p2w server instead? Do you have no self control?I plan to play on wow-hc! It has a healthy pop, long running (2 years+) and there is 3 to 4 raids a week!>>540634957Oh gosh, I'm glad that I'll never be a woman! Being born a man (superior physically, mentally and intelligently) is so much better! Weird for you to defend a whore who is turning WoW into a business by selling gold and p2w stuff on the shop tho!
>>540620590Iamsodead, I know what nigger. He got mad I was fishing all the wreckages in Dustwallow. I hope he fails his hc run.
>>540635618tauri is crossfaction<gulag>, the guild that the guy is shilling as an 'alliance guild' has at least 4 horde players already
>>540635724how old are you?be honest now, son.
>>540635941>tauri is crossfactionoh that's nice
OH NO NO NO EVILBROS THIS CANT BE HAPPENING NOT THE MAJORDOMO AIIIEEEEE
>>540635968>aaaaaaaaaaaa stop calling out my p2w server where torta/shenna openly got caught selling goldd/characters/items with her mod team! aaaaa dont! dont make fun of her russian corporation trying to turn wow into a business to milk money from retards like me! what is your age??? where do you live???? AAAAAAAAAAAWhy did you type all this???
>>540636127No it's not crossfaction
<Evil>? More like <Bad>.
shelf stocker by dayret chad by night
Imagine wiping in Molten Core for two hours.
someone post the video lmao
>>540636158just answer the question, it's a simple one.
Can you guys stop? I know 4channers are garbage at video games but there is no way they are wiping in MC, literally the easiest raid out of any mmorpg or version of WoW ever madeCan you make fun of them about realistic stuff at least?
>>540636223Ehhhh???
>>540635291kek
were the blizzard devs high on drugs when they decided to make the runback for every piece of content in blackrock mountain all the way in thorium point in searing fucking gorge?
IT'S ALL THESE FUCKING PUGS FAULTTHEY DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THEY'RE DOINGWHY THE FUCK DID WE TAKE THEMRETARDS LIKE DELIS AND CARADRIN ARE FLAT OUT CAUSING WIPES ON PURPOSETHEY CANNOT BE THIS FUCKING DUMBIT HAS TO BE A FUCKING TROLLBAN ALL THE FUCKING PUGS
>>540637127Just don't die?Having punishment/consequences in a video game is what makes it a video gameMaybe you should play things that are more on your level, like an interactive movie? Last of Us 2 maybe?
>>540637127That is a very tame runback compared to a lot of other graveyard locations in the game.
This MC fucking sucks I hate these <Branded> trannies ERPing mid raid
>>540637220It's your own fault for inviting them.
proud of you for at least not lying about your age, sweetheart. somewhere deep down, you're a good boy.
<Branded> please come help us in Molten Core. We need you. We're so sorry for everything. We didn't mean to troll you. You can have anything you want. We'll even ERP with you after the raid. You can make us all your bitches. We will wear the collars. Just help...
People are so ageophobe now online, yes I'm 46, but everyone will be 46 at some point, you're hating on your future self!
<Evil>? More like <Property of Rackbride>.
please tell me someone is recording the wipes
How many wipes are we up to now? 20?
wtf is this tranny talking about stfu nigga
>>540638116why'd you have to ruin it by going and lying man... not a single soul on this earth will believe you are 46...
I'm 58 on my hardcore slow and steady exhaustion high elf paladin. Got gorilla fangs on tel'abim so I'm gonna do that STV quest now.
>>540605602>In two weeks it'll be "but they clear it in 3 hours when my dadgamer normie guild does it in 2!", sad!This is not aging well...
11/12
>46 years old people don't existWhy are people like this?I was 23 when I played WoW on launch, this is a WoW thread for real gamer dads like me, it makes sense that I would be 46
>>540638504Congratulations!
>>540637582Thank you Flag
doubling down on the obvious lie... now I feel like a real nincompoop for thinking there was a decent person deep down in you...
>>540638475nvm, I thought it was 5 fangs. Not 10Retarded quest.
>>540638504You are now well over the 25 hour mark. Not looking like you're going to get the WR but maybe a PB?
>>540632502lmao enjoy wiping to council forever until you fags ragequit
>>540633129mc trash runs were a thing 20 years ago evenneed to get boes nigga
>>540638915Yes... its the quest thats retarded.
>>540635941>>540636223its not
>>540639934that anon is talking about trash runs where the group leader takes all the BOEs and mats so all you get is rep and maybe some greens
>>540640217if he can recruit suckers to farm items for him i dont see the problem
>They already got through the overtuned new bosses and got all the fire pref needed, Ragnaros has nothing to stop them.>So, you mean...>Yeah, Evil won.
>I love it when <evil> jews win
12/12
>>540638475I did the quest. Went from 5% to 9% to 59.Flying to WPL now.
>>540640570gz on the pug.cant wait for the actual guild run
mixed faction groups are so disgusting i hate them
I mean... That anon was right, that guild didn't clear MC, a pug raid with a few people from that guild in it cleared MC
>>540640570is that tauren fucking the dog
>>540640684this
>>540640570Why are there only 17 of you? Where are the other 23 players?
>>540640684Agreed! I'm joining or starting an alliance or maybe high elf only guild.I was thinking <Sisters of the Sunwell>
whats up noobs my rogue has made it to the mc portal and is about to complete the attunement entirely solo watch this
>>540640570ummm your rag?
>>540640845it was a 22-man run with 9 randoms, you can raid molten core with 20 to 40 players and it scales dynamically
I'm going to play on Turtle WoW, make a guild with only me in it called "Shenna is a whore", join a random MC raid, and then say <Shenna is a whore> cleared MC!
>>540641103> scales dynamicallyWhat about loot? If the amount of drops from bosses is the same, then it's obvious the less people, the better.
>>540641173You are correct, another anon in the thread said most groups were running the instance 40-man, and I've seen it with my own eyes that they are some doing that, but it doesn't make sense.
>>540641125get laid nigga
>>540640570Congratulations <Rena Rama Raindolf>, <Cytadela Cieni>, <The Betrayers>, <Yseras Tears>, Flag, and the other brave pugs who valiantly carried <Evil>'s worthless ass through Molten Core even though they kept causing wipe after wipe.
<Sisters of the Sunwell> might accept human females too(because they're hot)
>>540641367its okay since the sunwell used to be a cute 1X year old human female too (who had sex with a dragon)
>>540641305Get laid? With wh->>540641367>those legsDamn girl... You single?
>>540640570FMC 9.0... I offer my apology, my concession, and my defeat.
https://discord.gg/TycNwF2Q
>>540642205You're not fooling me again with another IP grabber
>>540640941Anybody can do it solo with a single invis pot
>>540642421:(
Full Mo- I mean <Evil> should be removed from OP for bringing pugs into a raid.
>>540641173>>540641304The issue here is that Molten Core isn't the final raid. If you're going to do Kara40, you're going to want at least 40 people who are geared in your raids, and you're not going to do that if you have people sitting outside the raids because "muh loot." If you guild can do split runs you do that but considering the server is brand new no guild really did that yet. What did wind up happening is you wound up with a lot of pugs where some raiding guilds had to bench people because they were over 40 and other guilds had like a couple 60's ready to raid.
>>540641367I'm going to join with my female human amazon warrior (futa).
>>540640570>"ok guys now it's time for the screensh--">over half the raid has already hearthedlmfao
>>540642804>The issue is that you won’t beat a raid that will release on September 25, 2026
it took a full day to clear MC
>>540643509>kaijibros are defending another failed wpsg guild
Congratulations to <Yseras Tears>, <The Betrayers>, <Rena Rama Raidolf>, <cool>, <Mage Trainer>, <Cytadela Cieni>, Flag, <who did it> and also <Evil> for defeating Ragnaros and clearing Molten Core!
20% to 59Omw to Tanaris for the scholo key quest.
I had fun in MC. It took a few wipes and Majordomo was a bit of an obstacle, but I had fun.Aecheur not creaming his pants when the boss gets under 40% would have been nice, it's very distracting. He's also a complete retard when it comes to loot and seemed to just randomly say "uhhh he's +2! no +1 uhhh no +3!" but what can you do.I hope in the future we can get more people to ding 60's until we are 20/20 <Evil>. At least then loot is a lot less of an issue because you're gearing up the bros not random spergs from worl dchat.
>>540643509Are you being seriously stupid right now or just making a joke?You do MC. Then when BWL releases you use gear you got in MC to clear BWL. Then when AQ40 releases you use gear you got in BWL to clear AQ40. Then when Naxx releases you use gear you got in AQ40 to clear Naxx. Then when Kara40 releases you use gear you got in Naxx to clear Kara40. You need more people for each raid because they downscale less and less as they progress.There's no reason to bench 20 people when you could just take them all. 20 people aren't going to wait on a bench for months waiting to join in on the raids.
>>540644148Oh I misunderstood your post a bit, but if you host 2 raids 20-man instead on 1 raid 40-man, you get twice the loot, its shrimple
is a daggers rogue welcome in <Evil>
>>540644043one fucking pug warlock got 6/8 from his first mc ever, and he even got 2 spare boes to sell
>>540644362In a perfect world yes you split the raids.In reality you're not just splitting numbers but splitting roles as well. You might not have enough tanks or heals to split your raid force up into two. It also requires having two raid leaders and sometimes finding people who can competently lead a raid and what to do it is a problem in and of itself.This was the first days of these raids for this server so a lot of guilds figured it'd be better to play it safe and have one raid clear than get greedy and have two raids fail to clear. And sure as shit the pugs I saw were always packed full because nobody wanted to take a chance on that shit.
>>540530302How can I get a girlfriend (woman, female) that plays WoW?
>>540644784>one fucking pug warlock got 6/8 from his first mc ever, and he even got 2 spare boes to selllmao get fucked
>>540644362People dislike being separated, you will get an A team and a B team that way. Also, good luck with comp.
>>540644043I'm used to higher standards but I still found it fun, Majordomo was a major organizational fuckup but everything else was kinda fine except from like a select few people not using an aggro meter
>>540644784
>>540644043I'll be more silent next time and the loot system will be less of a headache. It only goes up from here
>>540645519>only goes up from hereyeah right faggot
>>540645378>Pug gets the big bulk of items>He carried <Evil> through MChow cucked you have to be?
Part of me is sad that epoch is dead in the water because when it was popping it was magical, the community was great and the wpvp was thrivingBut then I come in here and I see the ambie folk just on the second stepping stone of their forever gear treadmill whilst I am free of this digital crackWoW sucked two months of my life away like a fucking blur, I didn't see any of my friends, I didnt pick up a new work contract like I was supposed to and I stopped working out and grooming, I feel like a legit junkie... But now I'm free
>>540617730>>540636223>Tauri alliance>2:1 Alliance horde ratio>Actual troons in the guildNo thanks, enjoy your WoD experience.
>>540644784>one warlockThere are like a dozen of these on the server. T1 sucks either way, but it's cool for transmorg.
>>540645875>But now I'm freeYEAHRIGHTFAGGOTAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Tick tick, <Evil>
it could be worse anonyou could have been playing SOD
Any recs for smooth full clear Naxx pugs on turtle?
MY GUILD SUCKS
>>540646007I uninstalled epoch, I had my final straw after waiting on a strat UD group to form for 2 hours and then failing to clear because baron was bugged to shit, I couldn't drop combat even after rezzing or relogging, so I would get 2HKO the moment I stepped in the room, and our warrior tank couldn't hold aggro for shit because aggro was bugged. I just realised that it wasn't fun anymore and wpvp shenanigans were dead because of the pop dropping so harshly, the only people left were super autists who just spent the day abusing bugs to grief lobbiesThere is 0% chance I'm rerolling another server after spending 2 months on a character, especially since there are no other good PvP servers which is the only kind I'm interested in really
Why do people want to skip Jandice in Scholomance so badly? Just had a Warrior leave because I mentioned needing her (I'm a healer)
>>540647759optional boss with cancer trash on the way
>>540648038>I'm badJust step away from the green clouds while my Disease totem cleanses you
>>540648152the problem is that caster can't hit them at all
>>540646476i played sod and had lots of fun
>>540644776yesh join the rogue herd goy
reminder, all members of Salt are niggerfaggots.
>>540635724>Online Players: 81>All-Time Peak: 248https://wow-hc.com/shopyou go ahead an do that
reminder, Salt and Sanctuary was the best metroidvania
there's no way this is worth it, but i'm doing it anyway
its almost over and my almost I mean 6 more hours probably
>>540649002Dear Mr. Bhattacharya,For the upcoming promotion campaign of our private server, we have a small budget allocation. At present, we can provide you 48 rupees per day for promoting the server on the anonymous message board 4chan, with activity expected for about 8 hours a day.The campaign’s focus should emphasize the themes of: 'Achievements', 'Integrity' and 'Shenna' (the administrator of a competitor)We encourage you to create engaging posts designed to spark reactions and interactions, while blending in naturally with your peers on the platform.Additionally, we have provided you with a zip file containing pictures of anime characters. Please attach a different image to each of your posts to enhance engagement.Thank you for your efforts in making this campaign a success.Best regards,
>>540649710should work on the natural part and mention the server morepls do not forget the anime pic
>>540650152Thank you, I'm on a break now so I can chill a bit. It's how i'm feeding my kids please keep interacting with my posts and download https://wow-hc.com/ so I can get a bonus at the end of the month
Nobody is queuing for ScholomanceI'm switching to my cozy Alliance alt and killing Lv20 gnolls instead.
I think I'm slowly starting to understand that I simply don't enjoy the wow endgame gear/raid grind and my greatest enjoyment is the level range of 18 to 30
>>5406513101-50 is peak wow journey50-60 is a slogMax level endgame is pure degeneracy designed to prey on addiction
>>540651310for me it's 1-10
How much gold you guys got? >250g This aint much is it
What class/role is <Evil> lacking?
>>540652965Warlocks and healers.Disclaimer: I don't even play on Turtle.
>>540651054>rdfawesome classic server
>>540652965Paladin healerDruid healerShaman healerPriest healerWarlock>>540653120History repeats itself
>>540652219
>>540604040Wrong thread bwoWe play male orcs in this game
>>540652219Almost 7!
That trash guild needs warlocks? Should I play and carry them?Nah
>>540649710
>recipe for an item drops>reminds me of an old friendI shouldn't have started leveling on Ambershire...
>blud spends hours trying to form the perfect comp for his mc pug instead of just grabbing the first retards that whisper him
Reminder that a 20/20 evil raid isn't possible.>ERM HOW DO YOU KNOW THATBecause the entire guild is multiboxers and alts.
Sooo, what are the social consequences of taking [The Eye of Divinity] and leaving the guild the next day?Asking for a friend.
>>540656153>on a mega serverfucking nothing, just buy a name change
Should I join evil
>>540656504Class & Race?
>>540656256I'm not changing my name though
>>540657862Human paladin
>>540657862Ret paladin high elf
>>540657862Female High Elf Retribution Paladin with a Male hairstyle
>>540657862Dwarf paladin tank
>>540657941post your mog
we ran molten core like this today, but we can recruit more
>>540658598Paladin bros i think its over
>>540658598is this real chat?
>>540658598>3 priestsI guess I'm not joining after all...
>>540658598>loot you get if you are a paladin>fucking nothing
>>540658598>druid is the only one willing to tanklooks pretty real to me>>540658770
>>540658973we're aiming for 6 priests, 4 tanks (warrior, druid, shaman) and 10 ret paladins
>>540658598are all of those paladins ret?
>>540659201Are paladin tanks not good?
>>540659201Okay but I get prio in loot right? I come with a free Eye of Divinity *wink wink*
I'm peeing in mana pots
>>540658598Flag and Yeben changed class?And Noiradin and Theodorian are different people?
>>540659707Nelfie? May I buy?
>>540659776Yeah PST
>>540659467
>>540658598BUR
>n-nyoooo you can't have all ret paladins you have to have all woyers and wogues like in cwassic!!!
Turtle would be 100% better if it was on the 3.3.5 or Classic client. Hell, why isn’t every private server using the Classic clients at this point?
>>540660121why not just have every class?
>>540659467We can grant you political asylum
>>540659326they can aoe well but for raid tanking a boss they're the worst, along with shaman
>>540661042Damn guess its gonna be hard to raid on this class
>>540661042what makes them so bad at boss tanking? they can stop crushing blows with blocks just like warrior
>>540660470because turtle has really shit devsthey can't even implement a barbershoptheir cope is to make one of those shitty game remasters on UE5 that are done by pajeets, in their case underpaid russians
>>540661370no shittheir dps is pretty shit and very gear dependent, much like warriors, but unlike warriors they don't scale. their utility is good enough that you want enough paladins to round out blessings but that's about it. Holy is still the best spec worth taking because it's an amazing healer. most people saw this coming, with how many people are playing paladin on Ambershire MOST of them will need to reroll, suck it up and heal or never raid>>540661572they still don't have near permanent uptime on blocking unlike warriors. they also have threat problems unlike warrior and druid (warriors run into threat problems when dps is giga geared but then they just run the old fury prot and dual wield)
is this true?
>>540662743im playing holy paladin but i refuse to wear any cloth and i WILL be in melee range unless its literally impossible
>>540662848you can do that because it's an option on turtle. you can use cloth if you like but opt not to. either way you're healing though which alone is enough to send the average pinky into a vitriolic tard induced rage
>>540662836idk i dont speak reddit
>~2 hours>can't get enough people for a gnomeregan runfuck hardcore unironically
>>540662743>MOST of them will need to reroll, suck it up and heal or never raiddamn it really is just like vanilla kek
>>540662743Well I've already had my funIf its really balanced that poorly I'll just play a different game instead
>>540663416it's really more like TBC when you think about it, especially when it comes to DPS. you never stack ret paladins there and Holy is still kind of the defacto raid spec for Paladins. At least in TBC prot paladin is better than it was in vanilla and it's better than in TurtlePvp is a different story though. They're pretty monstrous in bg's on turtle and don't get anywhere near as cucked like they do in tbc with all the spell stealing bs
Word is that official blizzard Classic+ is gonna be vanilla+tbc+wotlk content all scaled for level 80 per some blizzard china announcement/leak or something.thoughts? I will never give blizzjews money again regardless but it's pretty annoying how fucking blizzard are apparently going to be the first ones to release my ideal form of wow.
>>540620764>>540620880>>540622479>>540623627>>540623668>>540623957>>540624794>>540624920>>540625078>>540635896>I hope he fails his hc run.Who must go?
>>540664238China got that weird Classic+TB+WOTLK due to the WoW shutdown. They got delayed on a ton of things. They are also managed by Netease, not Blizz.
i'm interested in the melee healer play style, but then i'd have to play a paladin.
>>540664248But thats not the guy who should have died
>>540664420yeah but according to whatever jackass writes the news for wowhead apparently there's reason to believe that they are going to use that or a form of it for classic+.
>>540664432Shamanbros... I don't melee as Shaman, I don't even plant a Searing Shot totem. Damage HURTS and I do everything I can to not get aggro.
>>540664238>ban gdkp because "muh rmt">rmt and botting absolutely fucking skyrocket on anniversary>turns out gdkp wasn't the problem all along huh>do absolutely fucking nothing to address said botting and rmt>automate everything including the reporting system with a.i which is easily abusable>character boosts for tbc classic>etci ain't paying for whatever shit they make again. pservers are free and that's enough to scratch my wow itch
>>540664432embrace the paladins
>>540664501Fate disagrees.
>>540662743what you havent considered is that if half the server is paladins, you are going to have to take ret paladins as most of your dps slots because there will be nobody elsepinkie sisters we won
>>540664583WowHead writers also have brains heavily affected by HRT. I would only take articles on how to play your class with a grain of salt and examine the real people who generate the info from the discord spreadsheet jokies that they poach the info from.
>>540664829and those paladins are going to just love competing for loot with eachother, with the prot paladins, with the holy paladins who don't want to wear cloth as well as the warriors. i'm sure all those paladins will totally stick around and spend time/gold on consumes, buffs, prebis etc because historically paladins have never wanted it easy and are willing to put in the work
>>540665151kek yeah that isn't happening. warriors had to do it in vanilla, hell i did it and it wasn't a fun time. i can't imagine pinkies going more than 2 lockouts without loot and not dropping the game
>>540665151and you think they are gonna be motivated to just level to 60 again? with the lawsuit hanging over the servers head? nearly will just quit and be replaced by nobody or get a slot in a raid, simple as
>>540664829>i'm just going to strong arm the raid leaders into taking me because i think they have no choice
>>540665552there will always be a tank and a couple of healcucks that need to fill dps slots and if 40% of the server is paladins they will have no choice or there will be no raidits simple numbers nigga
>>540665446yeah exactly, they will just quit because god forbid they don't play the class that is ez mode. but once they realize their cheat codes dont work to get a foot in the door for raids they're gone and some other dipshit non pinky will be there to take its place
do you actually still play wow or just post here out of habit?
>>540665683unfortunately if nearly half the server is paladins, raids are going to have multiple ret paladins and while you might be able to control your raid group and not have that, others will have no choice basically
>>540547175that's terror, built into the system
>>540651923I don't believe you.
why is the paladin situation so out of control on turtle anyway? even on wotlk servers where paladins are at their peak overpowered state they don't even break 25% of the population let alone 50%. what the fuck motivated such an enormous amount of people to play paladin?
>>540665645tokens basically made it so all paladin tier is highly contested amongst all specs. some dps will also want ap leather/mail/plate, the spellret ones want shaman gear and spell plate, healers want the same spell plate or cloth gear etc. raiding for the average paladin is going to suck worse than it did for class stacking vanilla warriors. and it's not like other classes aren't being played and you absolutely have to take a paladin or the raid wont happen. that isn't the case at all lol
>>540665893if this is the case then why dont you see that happening on any of the other servers where paladins are just as numerous?
>>540665998well sure the server has a low amount of raid groups, not everyone shitsocked to 60 already but as more people hit 60 more of them will be paladins and that imbalance will be felt once the first wave of non paladins find their raids and are no longer in that prospective poollike you cant argue with 40% no matter how much you try dude
>>540665973I wanted to play a tank so I played the reworked one instead of the boring unchanged ones
>>540665973brown 3rd worlders make up the bulk of private server pops and they just happen to be paladin enthusiasts as we know well, so it makes sensethat, and other classes in wrath are also really good ie death knights
>>540665973retarded people get filtered by wotlk just because boss fights start having more than 1 mechanic so naturally there will be less paladins
>>540666132because paladins are raiding, like i said
>>540666187see>>540666132it ain't happening dude. you'll just be told "no" and they will eventually find another class
>>540666331the average raid across all the servers as far as i can tell has about 3-4 paladins in it. your math ain't mathing lil bro
>>540666561then that server isnt as skewed with paladins as ambershire, post data of 60s on the other server
i killed 15 rabbits now on my hardcore slow and steady exhaustion paladin.
>>540666680>then that server isnt as skewed with paladins as ambershire
>>540666953hahaha holy shit
>>540666953like i said, 60sif its just a blanket sweep who knows how many of those characters are just level 1 and inactive and so theres no way to know what the level 60 distribution looks like
>>540666291>brown 3rd worlders make up the bulk of private server pops and they just happen to be paladin enthusiasts as we know wellI guess that must be true, I really can't see any justification for the enormous imbalance other than an autistic fixation on the paladin fantasy. It's the gayest and lamest class fantasy too lmao.
>>540665731>>540662836No one here plays the gamehttps://twow-pop.click/There are more hunters than paladins, and they don't get the choice to spec tank or heal to be flexible. My impression is that many fell for the fake 10 ret paladins raid roster image, or just leveled an Alliance character for a bit before giving up and were left with the impression that half the population was a DPS paladin, which is true, when you're level 15 in Westfall.
>>540667161i cant be bothered to do the other servers but its pretty much identical. you can go to the website and check yourself
I'm making a warrior to play with <Evil> and find a slut in <Branded>, someone name my warrior
>>540667749Bigchicken
and heres the distribution of 60s on nordpretty reasonably balanced so well see what amber looks like in a month
>>540667749It's a goblin with a roleplay goblin name or nothing
>>540668214>>540667848No, I found another name
>>540667749>Wolowolo < for little weenusw < for woyer
>>540667228>>540668074>lock least playedgee i wonder why...
Okay I found the perfect name:FutadomPlease send your gold to this name to get me started
>>540668517lock has been the least played class for 20 years on every iteration of wow. It's a combination of all the things your average wow player doesn't like, cloth wearing caster, pet dependent class, and if paladins are overplayed for being a heckin wholesome righteous light user warlocks are as opposite of that thematically as you can get.
>>540668765there are a billion cloth wearing mages and pet dependent hunters. people just hate being expected to summon lazy retards
>>540669115I'm saying on average those things are disfavored. There is a substantial preference for melee classes generally and complaints about controlling pets have been the #1 issue for pet classes since day one. The over-representation of mages is a direct consequence of how amazing they are in vanilla despite the average distaste for cloth casters. If paladins were anywhere near as good as mages were outside of healing they would be 80% of the population lmao.
I think the worst thing is farming the soulgems or whateverWhat were they thinking when they added that
>can you please summon me?>hey summon X>"No.">b-but>"Blocked."It's that simple, no wonder I'm one of the rare Warlock players out there, it's a high IQ class for people who aren't afraid to say no
Priest healer looking for new guild > <
>>540669456literally the only issue with shards is that they dont stack. farming shards poses no issue whatsoever aside from that.
>>540667749Turalyown
>>540669464>You have been removed from the group.
i just wished the preloaded more of the damage of dots a bit like immolate works and havea accumulative debuff like ignite. the debuff limit and slow ramp up really hurt the appeal of warlocks
>>540669357>complaints about controlling pets have been the #1 issue for pet classes since day one.did they ever figure this out on retail? It's kind of insane that you straight up need to have a whole stack of macros to efficiently control your pet at all by default.I kinda wish all the pets were temporary summons with unique spells just like the mage water elemental.
>>540669456>What were they thinking when they added thatThere's that one WC3 mission that use a soul "gem" and I vaguely remember something about warlocks being able to use drain soul on players during the beta and that did something (maybe prevented them from respawn on the spirit healer? or adding time or whatever, I can't really remember). Their final implementation on the live game is just moronic and adds pointless busywork for no reason.
>>540669579if not bait /whisper Aecheur
wait turtle still has a debuff limit? oh my
>>540668765The least played class currently in retail is rogue not warlock.
>>540670719>nobody plays the PVP class in the Friendship & Rainbows expansionHUH?
>>540670682on turtle, debuff limit increased from 16 to 64, and only 47 are displayed somehow
>>540670719according to google the least played class is evoker, whatever the hell that is lmao.
>>540670858>64 debuffstime to bring some memeshit ass weapon to put on a unique debuff
>>540670682Yes, but it's actually 64 debuff. With 16 of them visible as debuff, 32 of those showing as buff and 16 not sent to the client.
>>540670858>>540671089>Shenna's best pajeets can't even modify the client to display more debuffs
>>540671089To complete my answer, buff limit is also 64 with only 32 being sent and visible on the client.
>>540669579>branded sluts quitting in droves
>>540670835The problem is mostly that the one in charge of rogue is incompetent. The class has been shit for so long, rogue has been losing players for years. The current iteration of all specs are even worse than shadowlands.
>>540671190Pajeet Engine 5 will fix this when it releases in 2029.
>>540670835isn't pvp basically dead in general on retail, as in like blizzard doesn't even bother with pvp content anymore.that would explain a low rogue population since they were traditionally heavily favored by pvpers.
3ish days...
Which guild from the OP do I join?I'm a dom top btw, not sure if it matters
>>540671716join <gulag>
>>540671716you arent a "top dom"you are a mentally ill man
Nah I'm a top
>>540671716join <branded>
what did blizz think choosing holy yellow for chain heal? yeah i know about wc3 but thats was for visual clarity
>>540671773No? That one is mentallyillI'm sane and a top>>540672101Beg for it
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>>540672515join me
>>540671716<gulag>
